whew...
when you said shitcock I was thinking of a horrible set of images that floats around the net. far worse than goatse and in league with tubgirl.
it shows a guy taking a shit, then using a syringe he sucks the shit, pumps it into his cock and then pees it out. therefore shitcock.
Wow. That was ON TEH SPOKE. If you were logged in I would have added you to my friends list.
Off topic, but in response to the signature line of the prior post:
I'd like to know whay Yahoo! sends a butt-load of m2.doubleclick, admt, and a slew of other crap. Not blocking it enables a faster page load or refresh, but even with blocking them, I still tend to access the pages I need/want.
I hate doubleclick, anything with 'ad' in it and anything not germain/germane to getting me the page, no frills. I have my firewall block all their crap. Am I saying anything anyone doesn't want to hear?
Harry and Ron stepped through the fat woman painting into the Gryffindor common room in some consternation. "I hope Hermione hasn't passed us completely," Ron said. "I can't believe she took summer classes."
"I would have if I could," Harry said, "but I didn't have the O.W.L.s to manage it. Remember, her last letter said she was going to go on to post-graduate work." They waved to familiar friends and began introducing themselves to the new students. Quite a lot of the younger students kept passing them and then looking back at Harry and stopping dead in surprise.
After eight years, Harry was used to being stared at. The dark Lord Voldemort's attack on him as a baby left him a distinctive lightning bolt-shaped scar on his forehead, and the reputation of being the only person Voldemort couldn't kill outright did the rest, with some help from the reputation Harry had built for himself since. After discovering he was a wizard and could attend Hogwart's School of Wizardry, Harry had gotten wind of several of Voldemort's evil schemes and had thwarted them all. He had faced death, humiliation, basilisks, dragons, evil wizards, malicious spells, foul odors, the undead, and even the Inland Revenue and remained unscathed. Oddly enough, Voldemort's schemes seemed to be losing oomph, as if he could no longer pull together enough power to get a really good evil plan together. The last attempt had been to place Harry on a chain letter mailing list.
As more and more students kept staring at him, Harry began to realize that there was a different class of attention. He recognized the star-gazers, the well-wishers, the groupies, the jealous, and the envious, but he kept noticing female students looking at him in a funny way, almost as if they were hungry. One pretty blonde student even went so far as to lick her lips and use her hand to smooth out the front of her robe, although Harry hadn't noticed any wrinkles..
Ron noticed it as well. "Cor, Harry! You outta be able to get some serious schtank this year! And we're finally of legal age to learn Sex Magic, so you'll have an excuse and everything."
"But why are they staring at me? Why not both of us?" Harry asked, blushing furiously.
"Well, look at you. You've been playing tournament-class Quidditch for eight years, you're in fantastic shape, you've got the scar (chicks love scars, Harry), and Daniel Radcliffe turned out to be a hunk."
"What?"
"Look, there's Hermione!"
Hermione Granger was standing at the bottom of the steps to the girls' dormitories. Harry and Ron dashed towards her and then stopped dead. Hermione had changed over the summer. The difference was so great that Harry was forced to realize that he hadn't really been paying attention the last few years. The mass of curly brown hair was still there, but it was arranged in an artful way to frame her face and curl over her shoulders. Her face was more angular, with high cheekbones and clear milky skin. The prominent front teeth were still there, but they only served to push her lips forward in a very interesting manner, making her look as if she was always just about to eat a strawberry. Her robes had changed as well; they fit quite a bit better, for one, and the neckline seemed much more fascinating than before. She had a thin leather belt around her waist, from which hung several small silk pouches and which incidentally accentuated her lush curves. Heavily orchestrated music began playing. "Hi Harry, hi Ron!" she called, and went to hug them both.
"Um, cough, wow, Hermione, you're looking really, um, good," Ron blurted out. Harry just nodded and concentrated on trying to breathe normally.
She preened. "Thanks! I've been studying up on Sex Magic, it's dead easy. Did you get all the stuff on your list for this year?"
Both teens looked down and nodded. "Yes, " said Harry glumly. "We had to go to a different section of Dragon's Alley for it, some shop called Lord C
Hey All! Have you ever seen Linus Torvald's wife Tove Torvalds? Not to be rude but can't that beautiful baby get a makeover and put on the sexy?! I mean, Linus has become very metro recently and he is a very trendy metrosexual! You see, Linus used to look like a complete dork. But now, if I was a faggot, I would be all over this guy today! In the meantime, I'm sure Linus is getting his share of the booth babes...;)
Hey All! Have you ever seen Linus Torvald's wife Tove Torvalds? Not to be rude but can't that beautiful baby get a makeover and put on the sexy?! I mean, Linus has become very metro recently and he is a very trendy metrosexal! You see, Linus used to look like a complete dork. But now, if I was a faggot, I would be all over this guy today! In the meantime, I'm sure Linus is getting his share of the booth babes...;)
"Uhhngh", Robert Malda gasped. He had never felt so hot and so cold at the same time. "It's so big". CowBoy Neal had just slid a penis-shaped icicle into Malda's anus. "Don't worry," Cowboy Neal replied with a whisper "it will slowly melt. As it melts, I will drink the water out of your anus with a straw." "Oh, like that last week when you felched me..." replied Malda with a grin. Cowboy Neal grabbed the crazy straw with the penis shaped top and...
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"Uhhngh", Robert Malda gasped. He had never felt so hot and so cold at the same time. "It's so big". CowBoy Neal had just slid a penis-shaped icicle into Malda's anus. "Don't worry," Cowboy Neal replied with a whisper "it will slowly melt. As it melts, I will drink the water out of your anus with a straw." "Oh, like that last week when you felched me..." replied Malda with a grin. Cowboy Neal grabbed the crazy straw with the penis shaped top and...
Today I was taking a final exam. We ran out of time and many of us were still taking the test. My teacher gruffly took my test and exclaimed, "YOU FAIL IT"! We all were taken aback by his manner. After that he said, "You must be new here! I, for one, welcome our failing student overlords." and then he showed us his Goatse and left us mortified. He laughed and walked away saying, "In Soviet Russia, Student fails YOU"!
One of my classmates, an especially sick fuck, shouted, "Wow! Imagine a Beowulf cluster of those things"!
In related news, I just heard some sad news on talk radio - anus stretcher, Goatse was found dead in his Maine home this morning. There weren't any more details yet. I'm sure we'll all miss him, even if you weren't a fan of his work there's no denying his contribution to popular culture. Truly an American icon.
1. Take class over next semester (I wonder what the SCO licensing fees are for one of these?)
2. ???
3. Profit!
By the way, BSD is dying...you insensitive clod...
I've heard of people proposing to their loved ones publicly over a
romantic dinner in a restaurant. I've seen this guy propose to his
girlfriend on stage during a Julia Fordham concert. But Robert Malda
a.k.a CmdrTaco takes the cake. He proposed to his long time
boyfriend CowBoyNeal via the Web.
Robert Malda is the founder and editor of the popular homosexual website
Slashdot, which is getting a quarter-million hits per day. On
Tuesday morning, he posted the following story on the site:
"CowBoyNeal: I wanted to do this in the most potentially embarrassing
way possible, and I figured doing it here and now, in front of a
quarter of a million other faggots, was as good a way as any. I love you
more than I can describe within the limits of this tiny little
story. We've been together for many years now, and I've known for
most of that time that I wanted to spend my life with you. Enough
rambling. Will you marry me?" Fifteen minutes and thirty seconds
later, CowBoyNeal sent him an email with a subject heading saying
"Yes." The message body reads: "Dork. You made me cry.:) You had me at 'CowBoyNeal'"
It is official; StileProject confirms: Goatse.cx is dying
One more crippling
bombshell hit the already beleaguered Goatse.cx community when IDC confirmed that Goatse.cx
market share has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of
all anus stretchings. Coming on the heels of a recent StileProject survey which plainly states
that Goatse.cx has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've
known all along. Goatse.cx is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by
failing dead last in the recent sick fuck comprehensive anus stretching test.
You don't need to
be a TubGirl to predict Goatse.cx's
future. The hand writing is on the wall: Goatse.cx faces a bleak future. In fact there won't
be any future at all for Goatse.cx because Goatse.cx is dying. Things are looking very
bad for Goatse.cx. As many of us are already aware, Goatse.cx continues to lose market share of anus stretchings. Red
ink flows like a river of blood.
"The Reciever" is the most endangered of them all, having
lost 93% of his core fans. The sudden and unpleasant departures of long time
Goatse.cx fans Jordan Hubbard and Mike Smith only serve to underscore the point
more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: Goatse.cx is dying.
This was a great troll! You fucking faggot A.C. why didn't you post with a name so I could add you to my friends list, YOU FUCK!
Next time try trolling while logged in, Faggot.
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Normally, I am only sympathetic to trolls and troll-like behaviour. However, I have to question, how is the parent post a troll? It clearly should be modded "Insightful".
how about Linus' recent make over? Talk about queer eye for the geek guy. The guy looks a lot better now
It should be obvious that Linus was a complete dork. That is not trolling but instead a clear statement. Perhaps, if anything, this is so obvious that it should have been modded down "-1, Redundant". Quite truly, I respect Linus and I respect Bill Joy as well but they used to both be fairly nerdy (haven't checked on Bill Joy recently so I cannot comment on if he still is a dork).
Perhaps the most amazing part is that the insightful parent post was modded down yet this obvious troll was modded "2, Insightful" as the time of my posting right now.
This just shows how fucked the system is here at Slashdot and is the reason I started trolling in the first place...
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Personally, I'm going to hit up your wife for Christmas.
whew...
when you said shitcock I was thinking of a horrible set of images that floats around the net. far worse than goatse and in league with tubgirl.
it shows a guy taking a shit, then using a syringe he sucks the shit, pumps it into his cock and then pees it out. therefore shitcock.
Wow. That was ON TEH SPOKE. If you were logged in I would have added you to my friends list.
I have found that it tends to look like this when I am assfucking. Furthermore, it tends to look like this when I'm done. That is all...
What would have happened to Scratch music if LPs at the time that it was popular had any DRM on them?
What other kind of Art Genre was lost in the void because of MacroVision, DVDcss and other DRMs?
DRMs are false solutions to false problems and it should be illegal to use it over any cultural content.
You win the prize of gayest post on Slashdot today.
I'd like to know whay Yahoo! sends a butt-load of m2.doubleclick, admt, and a slew of other crap. Not blocking it enables a faster page load or refresh, but even with blocking them, I still tend to access the pages I need/want.
I hate doubleclick, anything with 'ad' in it and anything not germain/germane to getting me the page, no frills. I have my firewall block all their crap. Am I saying anything anyone doesn't want to hear?
david syes
Hell naw. You my nigga.
Furthermore, this is what it looks like when I am done. That is all...
Harry and Ron stepped through the fat woman painting into the Gryffindor common room in some consternation. "I hope Hermione hasn't passed us completely," Ron said. "I can't believe she took summer classes."
"I would have if I could," Harry said, "but I didn't have the O.W.L.s to manage it. Remember, her last letter said she was going to go on to post-graduate work." They waved to familiar friends and began introducing themselves to the new students. Quite a lot of the younger students kept passing them and then looking back at Harry and stopping dead in surprise.
After eight years, Harry was used to being stared at. The dark Lord Voldemort's attack on him as a baby left him a distinctive lightning bolt-shaped scar on his forehead, and the reputation of being the only person Voldemort couldn't kill outright did the rest, with some help from the reputation Harry had built for himself since. After discovering he was a wizard and could attend Hogwart's School of Wizardry, Harry had gotten wind of several of Voldemort's evil schemes and had thwarted them all. He had faced death, humiliation, basilisks, dragons, evil wizards, malicious spells, foul odors, the undead, and even the Inland Revenue and remained unscathed. Oddly enough, Voldemort's schemes seemed to be losing oomph, as if he could no longer pull together enough power to get a really good evil plan together. The last attempt had been to place Harry on a chain letter mailing list.
As more and more students kept staring at him, Harry began to realize that there was a different class of attention. He recognized the star-gazers, the well-wishers, the groupies, the jealous, and the envious, but he kept noticing female students looking at him in a funny way, almost as if they were hungry. One pretty blonde student even went so far as to lick her lips and use her hand to smooth out the front of her robe, although Harry hadn't noticed any wrinkles..
Ron noticed it as well. "Cor, Harry! You outta be able to get some serious schtank this year! And we're finally of legal age to learn Sex Magic, so you'll have an excuse and everything."
"But why are they staring at me? Why not both of us?" Harry asked, blushing furiously.
"Well, look at you. You've been playing tournament-class Quidditch for eight years, you're in fantastic shape, you've got the scar (chicks love scars, Harry), and Daniel Radcliffe turned out to be a hunk."
"What?"
"Look, there's Hermione!"
Hermione Granger was standing at the bottom of the steps to the girls' dormitories. Harry and Ron dashed towards her and then stopped dead. Hermione had changed over the summer. The difference was so great that Harry was forced to realize that he hadn't really been paying attention the last few years. The mass of curly brown hair was still there, but it was arranged in an artful way to frame her face and curl over her shoulders. Her face was more angular, with high cheekbones and clear milky skin. The prominent front teeth were still there, but they only served to push her lips forward in a very interesting manner, making her look as if she was always just about to eat a strawberry. Her robes had changed as well; they fit quite a bit better, for one, and the neckline seemed much more fascinating than before. She had a thin leather belt around her waist, from which hung several small silk pouches and which incidentally accentuated her lush curves. Heavily orchestrated music began playing. "Hi Harry, hi Ron!" she called, and went to hug them both.
"Um, cough, wow, Hermione, you're looking really, um, good," Ron blurted out. Harry just nodded and concentrated on trying to breathe normally.
She preened. "Thanks! I've been studying up on Sex Magic, it's dead easy. Did you get all the stuff on your list for this year?"
Both teens looked down and nodded. "Yes, " said Harry glumly. "We had to go to a different section of Dragon's Alley for it, some shop called Lord C
The RIAA does make a bit of a racket, finally some one telling them to quiet up.
Let me guess...
You are a homosexual , right?
Good for her! Its about time someone took on the illegal monopoly that is the RIAA. Take 'em down! I'll join!
Let me guess...
You are Jewish, right?
Hey All! Have you ever seen Linus Torvald's wife Tove Torvalds? Not to be rude but can't that beautiful baby get a makeover and put on the sexy?! I mean, Linus has become very metro recently and he is a very trendy metrosexual! You see, Linus used to look like a complete dork. But now, if I was a faggot, I would be all over this guy today! In the meantime, I'm sure Linus is getting his share of the booth babes... ;)
Hey All! Have you ever seen Linus Torvald's wife Tove Torvalds? Not to be rude but can't that beautiful baby get a makeover and put on the sexy?! I mean, Linus has become very metro recently and he is a very trendy metrosexal! You see, Linus used to look like a complete dork. But now, if I was a faggot, I would be all over this guy today! In the meantime, I'm sure Linus is getting his share of the booth babes... ;)
He had never felt so hot and so cold at the same time. "It's so big". CowBoy Neal had just slid a penis-shaped icicle into Malda's anus. "Don't worry," Cowboy Neal replied with a whisper "it will slowly melt. As it melts, I will drink the water out of your anus with a straw." "Oh, like that last week when you felched me..." replied Malda with a grin. Cowboy Neal grabbed the crazy straw with the penis shaped top and...
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I DID NOT FAIL IT!
"Uhhngh", Robert Malda gasped.
He had never felt so hot and so cold at the same time. "It's so big". CowBoy Neal had just slid a penis-shaped icicle into Malda's anus. "Don't worry," Cowboy Neal replied with a whisper "it will slowly melt. As it melts, I will drink the water out of your anus with a straw." "Oh, like that last week when you felched me..." replied Malda with a grin. Cowboy Neal grabbed the crazy straw with the penis shaped top and...
I FAILED IT!
Today I was taking a final exam. We ran out of time and many of us were still taking the test. My teacher gruffly took my test and exclaimed, "YOU FAIL IT"! We all were taken aback by his manner. After that he said, "You must be new here! I, for one, welcome our failing student overlords." and then he showed us his Goatse and left us mortified. He laughed and walked away saying, "In Soviet Russia, Student fails YOU"!
One of my classmates, an especially sick fuck, shouted, "Wow! Imagine a Beowulf cluster of those things"!
In related news, I just heard some sad news on talk radio - anus stretcher, Goatse was found dead in his Maine home this morning. There weren't any more details yet. I'm sure we'll all miss him, even if you weren't a fan of his work there's no denying his contribution to popular culture. Truly an American icon.
1. Take class over next semester (I wonder what the SCO licensing fees are for one of these?)
2. ???
3. Profit!
By the way, BSD is dying...you insensitive clod...
Oh well, at least we have little more Natalie Portman a little more (& then less) of that white outfit on Natalie Portman
Check out this website: Natalie Portman, Unofficial Site
Everyone sing along! This year I decided to get into the Goatse spirit for the holidays!
On the first day of Goatse, my true love gave to me, a Goatse in a pear tree!
Keep your eyes open, more to follow. Goatse fun for everyone!
Robert Malda is the founder and editor of the popular homosexual website Slashdot, which is getting a quarter-million hits per day. On Tuesday morning, he posted the following story on the site: "CowBoyNeal: I wanted to do this in the most potentially embarrassing way possible, and I figured doing it here and now, in front of a quarter of a million other faggots, was as good a way as any. I love you more than I can describe within the limits of this tiny little story. We've been together for many years now, and I've known for most of that time that I wanted to spend my life with you. Enough rambling. Will you marry me?" Fifteen minutes and thirty seconds later, CowBoyNeal sent him an email with a subject heading saying "Yes." The message body reads: "Dork. You made me cry. :) You had me at 'CowBoyNeal'"
(Sigh...) Isn't that just lovely?
One more crippling bombshell hit the already beleaguered Goatse.cx community when IDC confirmed that Goatse.cx market share has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all anus stretchings. Coming on the heels of a recent StileProject survey which plainly states that Goatse.cx has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Goatse.cx is collapsing in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing dead last in the recent sick fuck comprehensive anus stretching test.
You don't need to be a TubGirl to predict Goatse.cx's future. The hand writing is on the wall: Goatse.cx faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Goatse.cx because Goatse.cx is dying. Things are looking very bad for Goatse.cx. As many of us are already aware, Goatse.cx continues to lose market share of anus stretchings. Red ink flows like a river of blood.
"The Reciever" is the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of his core fans. The sudden and unpleasant departures of long time Goatse.cx fans Jordan Hubbard and Mike Smith only serve to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: Goatse.cx is dying.
Next time try trolling while logged in, Faggot.
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This was a great troll! You fucking faggot A.C. why didn't you post with a name so I could add you to my friends list, YOU FUCK!
Here is some porn for you all. :) http://www.blonde-chick-with-cute-pussy.com/
how about Linus' recent make over? Talk about queer eye for the geek guy. The guy looks a lot better now
Not to undermine open source, but the guy used to look like a complete dork.
Maybe Linus can help remove the geek stereotype that is so often associated with Linux
It should be obvious that Linus was a complete dork. That is not trolling but instead a clear statement. Perhaps, if anything, this is so obvious that it should have been modded down "-1, Redundant". Quite truly, I respect Linus and I respect Bill Joy as well but they used to both be fairly nerdy (haven't checked on Bill Joy recently so I cannot comment on if he still is a dork).
Perhaps the most amazing part is that the insightful parent post was modded down yet this obvious troll was modded "2, Insightful" as the time of my posting right now.
This just shows how fucked the system is here at Slashdot and is the reason I started trolling in the first place...
Nice attempt for Fr1st P0st, you faggot. Next time try trolling while logged in instead posting as a faggot A.C.
Actually, this is a very relevant statement. These are all pertinant issues for Slashdot to examine.
When it was first thought of, the theory of a greased up Yoda doll was just a 'crazy idea'.
Eh?