... i.e., a closed-source operating system based on the Linux source code. They're working on it already, and it will the the single worst violation of the GPL. And there will be nothing anyone can do about it.
- a shitload of Silly Putty(tm)
- a human skeleton
- some wire
- a wig
- sunglasses
- a Brillo(tm) pad [optional]
1) First, get a human skeleton. Be sure the bones are free of flesh, gore, and carrion. The best way to do this is to boil the bones for two hours - but be sure to label the bones before you disassemble for boiling, otherwise it can be tricky to reassemble it.
2) Wire all the bones together so that the joints move freely. This step is important - even if the original ligaments are still holding the joints together, they will eventually rot away, so you'll need the wire in place to maintain the skeletal structure of your future love slave.
3) Cover the skeleton with silly putty. Mold and sculpt the sill putty until it looks like a hot, sexy, 22-year-old porn star. Don't forget to make a hole between the legs - this will be the "vagina," for those of you who surf Slashdot all the fucking time.
4) Add the wig on top of the head.
5) Put sunglasses on your doll. Human eyes are hard to emulate, so sunglasses will hide their absence. Also, the sunglasses confer a look of unruffled nonchalance, which will be essential for when you and your German shepard are double-teaming your plasticine playmate.
6) Fluff up the Brillo pad and press it into the flesh around the vagina to create pubic hair as desired. For the porn-friendly "landing strip" look, you will only need about 1/3 of the brillo pad. Pedophiles can skip this step entirely.
7) Voila! You can now lose your virginity and begin the only healthy sexual relationship you're ever likely to have. Enjoy!
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Forget about voice synthesis. Replacing the human factor in your sexual activities is easy.
You will need:
- a shitload of Silly Putty(tm)
- a human skeleton
- some wire
- a wig
- sunglasses
- a Brillo(tm) pad [optional]
1) First, get a human skeleton. Be sure the bones are free of flesh, gore, and carrion. The best way to do this is to boil the bones for two hours - but be sure to label the bones before you disassemble for boiling, otherwise it can be tricky to reassemble it.
2) Wire all the bones together so that the joints move freely. This step is important - even if the original ligaments are still holding the joints together, they will eventually rot away, so you'll need the wire in place to maintain the skeletal structure of your future love slave.
3) Cover the skeleton with silly putty. Mold and sculpt the sill putty until it looks like a hot, sexy, 22-year-old porn star. Don't forget to make a hole between the legs - this will be the "vagina," for those of you who surf Slashdot all the fucking time.
4) Add the wig on top of the head.
5) Put sunglasses on your doll. Human eyes are hard to emulate, so sunglasses will hide their absence. Also, the sunglasses confer a look of unruffled nonchalance, which will be essential for when you and your German shepard are double-teaming your plasticine playmate.
6) Fluff up the Brillo pad and press it into the flesh around the vagina to create pubic hair as desired. For the porn-friendly "landing strip" look, you will only need about 1/3 of the brillo pad. Pedophiles can skip this step entirely.
7) Voila! You can now lose your virginity and begin the only healthy sexual relationship you're ever likely to have. Enjoy!
http://www.bartleby.com/64/C003/0170.html
To wit:
Corporate executives, car dealers, and politicians often cite the need to incentivize people to act in certain ways. They may want salespeople to work harder, customers to be more eager to spend, or businesses to take more risks. Incentivize has been motivating people since the mid-1970s--the more informal incent came along about 10 years later. Both words mean the same thing, "to give an incentive to" or "provide a motivation for." Usually the incentive is in the form of a material reward--a bonus, rebate, or tax break. But although these two verbs are popular with business leaders, they curry little favor with the Usage Panel, which sees them as trendy jargon. Ninety-four percent of the panel rejects incentivize in the sentence He's the leader of this organization, and he's got to have the whole team of people incentivized to improve shareholder value. Ninety-six percent reject incent in The management incented the employees to improve the shareholder value of the company. Panelists suggest motivate, encourage, and give incentives to as alternatives.
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Now then, it's your turn to provide a link proving that the word has been used since Victorian times. I mean, you wouldn't just make that up, would you?
... except that "incentivize" is a very recently-invented word, coined by semi-literate morons attempting to sound intelligent by boosting their syllable count. Having a rich literary background wouldn't help on recognize the word; in fact, it would make someone more likely to reject it.
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... i.e., a closed-source operating system based on the Linux source code. They're working on it already, and it will the the single worst violation of the GPL. And there will be nothing anyone can do about it.
- a shitload of Silly Putty(tm)
- a human skeleton
- some wire
- a wig
- sunglasses
- a Brillo(tm) pad [optional]
1) First, get a human skeleton. Be sure the bones are free of flesh, gore, and carrion. The best way to do this is to boil the bones for two hours - but be sure to label the bones before you disassemble for boiling, otherwise it can be tricky to reassemble it.
2) Wire all the bones together so that the joints move freely. This step is important - even if the original ligaments are still holding the joints together, they will eventually rot away, so you'll need the wire in place to maintain the skeletal structure of your future love slave.
3) Cover the skeleton with silly putty. Mold and sculpt the sill putty until it looks like a hot, sexy, 22-year-old porn star. Don't forget to make a hole between the legs - this will be the "vagina," for those of you who surf Slashdot all the fucking time.
4) Add the wig on top of the head.
5) Put sunglasses on your doll. Human eyes are hard to emulate, so sunglasses will hide their absence. Also, the sunglasses confer a look of unruffled nonchalance, which will be essential for when you and your German shepard are double-teaming your plasticine playmate.
6) Fluff up the Brillo pad and press it into the flesh around the vagina to create pubic hair as desired. For the porn-friendly "landing strip" look, you will only need about 1/3 of the brillo pad. Pedophiles can skip this step entirely.
7) Voila! You can now lose your virginity and begin the only healthy sexual relationship you're ever likely to have. Enjoy!
You will need:
- a shitload of Silly Putty(tm)
- a human skeleton
- some wire
- a wig
- sunglasses
- a Brillo(tm) pad [optional]
1) First, get a human skeleton. Be sure the bones are free of flesh, gore, and carrion. The best way to do this is to boil the bones for two hours - but be sure to label the bones before you disassemble for boiling, otherwise it can be tricky to reassemble it.
2) Wire all the bones together so that the joints move freely. This step is important - even if the original ligaments are still holding the joints together, they will eventually rot away, so you'll need the wire in place to maintain the skeletal structure of your future love slave.
3) Cover the skeleton with silly putty. Mold and sculpt the sill putty until it looks like a hot, sexy, 22-year-old porn star. Don't forget to make a hole between the legs - this will be the "vagina," for those of you who surf Slashdot all the fucking time.
4) Add the wig on top of the head.
5) Put sunglasses on your doll. Human eyes are hard to emulate, so sunglasses will hide their absence. Also, the sunglasses confer a look of unruffled nonchalance, which will be essential for when you and your German shepard are double-teaming your plasticine playmate.
6) Fluff up the Brillo pad and press it into the flesh around the vagina to create pubic hair as desired. For the porn-friendly "landing strip" look, you will only need about 1/3 of the brillo pad. Pedophiles can skip this step entirely.
7) Voila! You can now lose your virginity and begin the only healthy sexual relationship you're ever likely to have. Enjoy!
I also reject the word "zxghtey." Does that make me closed-minded as well?
http://www.bartleby.com/64/C003/0170.html To wit: Corporate executives, car dealers, and politicians often cite the need to incentivize people to act in certain ways. They may want salespeople to work harder, customers to be more eager to spend, or businesses to take more risks. Incentivize has been motivating people since the mid-1970s--the more informal incent came along about 10 years later. Both words mean the same thing, "to give an incentive to" or "provide a motivation for." Usually the incentive is in the form of a material reward--a bonus, rebate, or tax break. But although these two verbs are popular with business leaders, they curry little favor with the Usage Panel, which sees them as trendy jargon. Ninety-four percent of the panel rejects incentivize in the sentence He's the leader of this organization, and he's got to have the whole team of people incentivized to improve shareholder value. Ninety-six percent reject incent in The management incented the employees to improve the shareholder value of the company. Panelists suggest motivate, encourage, and give incentives to as alternatives. --- Now then, it's your turn to provide a link proving that the word has been used since Victorian times. I mean, you wouldn't just make that up, would you?
... except that "incentivize" is a very recently-invented word, coined by semi-literate morons attempting to sound intelligent by boosting their syllable count. Having a rich literary background wouldn't help on recognize the word; in fact, it would make someone more likely to reject it.
Thanks for playing.
My dad was a subscriber to the Robb Report and for years
How is this relevant to anything? Oh, you simply want to remind us that your dad is a boring, vain faggot.
"and my wife doesn't need a larger penis, its too big already." Hell, she's married to a huge one.
"I'll tell you the effects: it's pissing me off!"
(Movie title? No fair using IMDB!)
... that perhaps the most secure and enterprise-friendly Linux release gets previewed on the same day Steve Ballmer slanders Linux as non-secure?