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  1. Re:Will MS ever allow Windows to boot from USB? on When SSD and USB 3.0 Come Together · · Score: 1

    Forget USB4, SATA and all the others, Light Peak has the capacity to replace everything.

  2. Disposable?! on When SSD and USB 3.0 Come Together · · Score: 2, Insightful

    smaller capacity models have become cheap, disposable means of data transport and distribution

    Can we please stop "disposing" of things, especially complex, hard-to-recycle things like electronic devices?

  3. USB 3.0? on When SSD and USB 3.0 Come Together · · Score: 3, Interesting

    What about Light Peak? Why upgrade to a minor speed bump when the next available speed bump is hundreds of times faster?

    Light Peak has enough bandwidth to replace USB 2.0, FireWire 800, DVI/HDMI, Ethernet 1000... all at once, on the first revision no less. Will USB 3.0 ever take off?

  4. Re:My friend is a Linux hacker... on Hacker Develops ATM Rootkit · · Score: 4, Funny

    So the combination is... one, two, three, four, five? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! The kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!

  5. This was expected on NASA Space Habitat Research Goes Undersea · · Score: -1, Troll

    With NASA's budget going down, this was bound to happen.

    And hey, since there's now oil under water, maybe the USA army could fund part of the operation! Let's free the dolphins from those evil sharks!

    In other news, octopuses all around the planet are planning to sue Transocean Ltd for patent infringement.

  6. Horrible website on Consumer Webcams With High-Quality Sensors? · · Score: 1

    Seriously, what's with that annoying moving lawnmower following my mouse cursor around?

  7. Obligatory on Google Releases a Web-App Case Study For Hackers · · Score: 3, Funny

    Customer: Jarlsberg, perhaps?
    Owner: Ah! We have Jarlsberg, yessir.
    Customer: (suprised) You do! Excellent.
    Owner: Yessir. It's..ah,.....it's a bit runny...
    Customer: Oh, I like it runny.
    Owner: Well,.. It's very runny, actually, sir.
    Customer: No matter. Fetch hither the cheese of Norway! Mmmwah!
    Owner: I...think it's a bit runnier than you'll like it, sir.
    Customer: I don't care how fucking runny it is. Hand it over with all speed.
    Owner: Oooooooooohhh........! (pause)
    Customer: What now?
    Owner: The cat's eaten it.
    Customer: (pause) Has he.
    Owner: She, sir.

  8. Re:I hear that a file is better... on Convert a SIM To a MicroSIM, With a Meat Cleaver · · Score: 1

    a file is actually better, as it works better for removing the controlled amount of material and things like rounding corners.

    Better not feed your file to Internet Explorer or you won't get rounded corners.

  9. Re:Good news everyone! on Convert a SIM To a MicroSIM, With a Meat Cleaver · · Score: 2, Informative

    This morning, my shiny new iPad 3G 64GB arrived from the USA! The only problem was, it had an AT&T MicroSIM and as yet there is no such thing in the UK.

    This guy imported a product that's not officially launched anywhere except the USA. So of course there has to be some hacking required. This is like people installing modchips in their consoles and DVD players to bypass countries/regions restrictions.

  10. Good news everyone! on Convert a SIM To a MicroSIM, With a Meat Cleaver · · Score: 1

    You have an iPad but it doesn't fit in your pocket? Grab a chef's knife and cut it down to iPod touch size!

  11. Re:Universal Solution! on Convert a SIM To a MicroSIM, With a Meat Cleaver · · Score: 1

    Steak won't fit in mouth? Cut it up!

    That was painful to say the least.

  12. Re:Why... on Font Foundries Opening Up To the Web · · Score: 1

    And a LOT of fonts only include the bare minimum characters to display english text. If you need to make a website in another language, it's a lot of trouble because of incomplete fonts.

  13. Re:CMS? on CMS Made Simple 1.6 · · Score: 1

    How hard could it be, the damn thing didn't use any IRQ or DMA, it only had a single jumper to set the address (default 220h).

  14. Re:It is about time... on CMS Made Simple 1.6 · · Score: 1
  15. SPAM in forums? Are you kidding me? on Spam Causes Microsoft To Kill Newsgroups · · Score: 0

    If you want to see REAL spam, log into a game of Diablo 2. There you will see the true evil of spamming.

  16. I just want shorter games! on Do Gamers Want Simpler Games? · · Score: 1

    I'm still trying to finish Final Fantasy XI!

  17. Re:Choosing between Intel and AMD? on Intel Turbo Boost vs. AMD Turbo Core Explained · · Score: 1

    There has to be Core 2 Quad with lower power consumption... the current Mac mini's power supply is 110W.

    I'm afraid the next Mac mini bump is going to be either another Core 2 Duo paired with the new nVidia 320M or a Core i3 with a crap intel GPU...

  18. Choosing between Intel and AMD? on Intel Turbo Boost vs. AMD Turbo Core Explained · · Score: 0

    Interesting reading if you're choosing between Intel and AMD for your next build.

    Ah! I don't need to do such a thing! Apple decides for me*!

    * please Apple, put a Core 2 Quad** in the next Mac mini!

    ** Before you say "Core 2 Quad is old technology", compare the processing power, the power and heat dissipation requirements and the cost of a Core 2 Quad vs the Core i3, i5 and i7, even the mobile versions.

  19. Take advantage of what? on Intel Turbo Boost vs. AMD Turbo Core Explained · · Score: 1

    take full advantage of multicore processers

    Too bad people don't use even a single core to correct their mistakes.

  20. Re:Terraforming on Martian Gullies Explained By ... Sand · · Score: 1

    So, I mean, should we get air on Mars, we'll still probably get bombarded with Beta Particles.

    But that would be a perfect place to build a super-heroes training camp!

  21. What we know about Mars on Martian Gullies Explained By ... Sand · · Score: 5, Funny

    Nutrition Facts: Mars Bar

    Calories: 220
    Sodium: 70 mg
    Total Fat: 9 g
    Potassium: 0 mg
    Saturated: 6 g
    Total Carbs: 36 g
    Polyunsaturated: 0 g
    Dietary Fiber: 1 g
    Monounsaturated: 0 g
    Sugars: 30 g
    Trans: 0 g
    Protein: 2 g
    Cholesterol: 5 mg
    Vitamin A: 0%
    Calcium: 6%
    Vitamin C: 0%
    Iron: 4%

    Percent Daily Values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet. Your daily values may be higher or lower depending on your calorie needs.

  22. Re:What is the data? on "Digital Universe" Enters the Zettabyte Era · · Score: 1

    10 years ago MVS carts were considered huge compared to the other gaming systems of the era.

  23. Re:bout time on StarCraft II To Be Released On July 27 · · Score: 1

    I think the official line is

    "Hell, it's about time."

  24. Re:Priceless on 15 Vintage Tech Ads · · Score: 1

    Forget the clock, what about that awesome control panel!

  25. Re:Priceless on 15 Vintage Tech Ads · · Score: 2

    Yeah! Those damn ads are distracting me while I'm trying to watch those other ads!

    Oh wait...