Technically, we only see about 20 minutes of their lives every week.
For the sake of the argument, let's round to 52 episodes per year and 30 minutes episodes (even though there's only around 20~25 episodes of 20~22 minutes every year). Let's also forget the occasional "one week/month/etc later" bits.
This means that, after 20 years, the characters have only "aged" 20 years x 52 weeks x 30 minutes = 520 hours, i.e. not even 22 days have passed.
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The server use could be the best argument about why they should learn about Linux. A lot of businesses use Linux servers, etc.
Shouldn't your sentences begin with capital letters and "i" be capitalized too? /ducks
PHP? What the hell is that? Some hacked version of .NET?
Indeed. Believe it or not, I still get people, looking at my PowerBook G4 running Mac OS X 10.4, asking which version of Windows it is.
We're talking about a company that's over 25 years old with lots of publicity on the television and in newspapers.
And yet there is still people who still think Microsoft makes everything on the planet run, except for the Nintendos and the Playstations.
Don't be shocked that people never heard of this "Linux" thing.
Just like you still haven't figured out what to do about Austin Powers.
USPS, not UPS.
Imagine the same software trying to recognize Fletch.
Good luck with that!
The price of that new display will be very low, however they'll get you on the cost of screen refreshes.
Thanks for destroying my argument. The judge won't be able to use it (that's a lot of inter-connected assumptions anyway).
You're right. I mean, I don't mind a show about nothing, but I gotta draw the line somewhere!
Well, it used to be their main imports, you know. /duck
They're upside-down all day long, what did you expect?
Technically, we only see about 20 minutes of their lives every week.
For the sake of the argument, let's round to 52 episodes per year and 30 minutes episodes (even though there's only around 20~25 episodes of 20~22 minutes every year). Let's also forget the occasional "one week/month/etc later" bits.
This means that, after 20 years, the characters have only "aged" 20 years x 52 weeks x 30 minutes = 520 hours, i.e. not even 22 days have passed.
Pokemon? (or whatever the new craze is at the moment)
And besides, don't you need oxygen to live anyway?
Tell me about it! They're not taking away my internetz from me! No sir!
Hey wait, who the hell are you and who let you in here? HEY! Let goa offfa ofa a mya ea eakyeyboarda ayou daamnd abastaadsard!!!%$@#TW] NO CARRIER
Wait, what about my $200?
And how does that differ from the cellphone companies?
I think auto-scaling the clouds based on actual demand is a really great idea. I think farmers would really like that feature, in fact.
Wait, what clouds?!
Geeze, who the hell modded my comment "insightful"?!
HA-ha! You like semantics! /Nelson Muntz
You, sir, are obviously not a Mac user.
"Snappier" is a term which is reserved for talking about Safari, after an update (no matter if it's faster or not).
ex: Wow, Safari 4.0 is snappier!
Theft of materials might not be terrorism, but destruction of infrastructures to get said materials should at least be labeled vandalism.
You don't know how Macs work, dude. The internet connection is wireless, we don't even have to connect anythi...
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It's Klendathu.
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