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Australian Judge Rules Simpsons Cartoon Rip-off Is Child Porn

An anonymous reader was one of several to note a bizarre story in which an Australian judge ruled that drawings can be child porn. In this case, it was knock off drawings of the Simpsons doing naughty things. Good thing they're going to be censoring the Down Undernet soon. Who knows what damage this could cause.

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  1. Simpsons Movie by Drakin020 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    During The Simpson's movie, it showed Bart's junk while he was skateboarding. Does this mean the movie depicts Child Porn?

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    1. Re:Simpsons Movie by X0563511 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No, but the teeming masses (of stupid) will label it as such.

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    2. Re:Simpsons Movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Not true

    3. Re:Simpsons Movie by TheMeuge · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It doesn't mean that the movie depicts Child Porn... it means that the movie IS child porn.

      Actually, let me make it simpler for the Western judicial system - everyone is guilty of child pornography... There, now they can wiretap our phones and internet, and jail us at will. I just feel that this was much more efficient than going through the motions for the next 10 years just to arrive at the same point.

    4. Re:Simpsons Movie by siride · · Score: 1

      Idiot. It's a possessive, where the apostrophe is required.

    5. Re:Simpsons Movie by HungryHobo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Fantastic!

      Imaginary things are now real!
      Imaginary people now have all the rights of real people!

    6. Re:Simpsons Movie by JCSoRocks · · Score: 1
      In case you really are confused... to clarify -

      You know, your bobby dangler, giggle stick, your general-two-colonels, master of ceremonies...

      - Nigel Powers in Goldmember

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    7. Re:Simpsons Movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bart's junk? ... Bart is junk ...?

      or maybe Bart was carrying handfuls of his junk in the film?

      Err... confused.

      Penis.

    8. Re:Simpsons Movie by Beyond_GoodandEvil · · Score: 1

      Bart's junk? ... Bart is junk ...? or maybe Bart was carrying handfuls of his junk in the film? Err... confused.
      Look here and all will be revealed.

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    9. Re:Simpsons Movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Does that mean imaginary numbers are now real too? Because I don't really want to have to learn physics from scratch again!!

    10. Re:Simpsons Movie by Hognoxious · · Score: 5, Insightful

      During The Simpson's movie, it showed Bart's junk while he was skateboarding. Does this mean the movie depicts Child Porn?

      No, that's art.

      Like a statue of Cupid or paintings of cherubs and stuff.

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    11. Re:Simpsons Movie by zmooc · · Score: 4, Funny

      You've definately come to the right place here at slashdot, given that you do not seem to understand the difference between nudity and sex;-)

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    12. Re:Simpsons Movie by Pvt_Ryan · · Score: 1

      Does that mean imaginary numbers are now real too? Because I don't really want to have to learn physics from scratch again!!

      Ahh but have you heard of "nullity"?

    13. Re:Simpsons Movie by Zackbass · · Score: 2, Interesting

      And suddenly the output of my filter stopped ringing! Now we just have to make positive reals into negatives and we'll really be set.

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    14. Re:Simpsons Movie by El+Lobo · · Score: 5, Informative
      Unfortunately, today, year 2008, this is not unusual. The FBI is opening a case of child porn against a 32-year old album of Scorpions (Virgin Killers). Just because of its cover:

      http://www.exclaim.ca/articles/generalarticlesynopsfullart.aspx?csid1=121&csid2=844&fid1=31286

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    15. Re:Simpsons Movie by Legion_SB · · Score: 1

      Fantastic!

      Imaginary things are now real! Imaginary people now have all the rights of real people!

      Another college freshman learns of the concept of "corporate personhood"...

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    16. Re:Simpsons Movie by Rogerborg · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No, because it doesn't do so in a way that might result result in the viewer possibly experiencing the Thoughtcrime of being sexually attracted to children which could result in them performing, commissioning or rewarding an act that may involve an actual child.

      The only people who need to worry are those evil monsters who sexualise children, and portray them as precociously pubescent and sexually available.

      So, that'll be... hmmm... the RIAA, MPAA, makeup companies, childrens' clothing manufacturers, and every parent that ever let their pre-consent daughter dress like that Hannah Montana tramp.

      And why stop there? If you're under the age of consent but above the age of criminal responsibility, then surely you're responsible for your own actions? Arrest hot horny teenage girls for putting Thoughtcrime into the heads of poor innocent God-fearing men, is my new motto. We have a lot to learn from our friends and allies in Saudi Arabia.

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    17. Re:Simpsons Movie by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Duh! Where've you been during the copyright trials?

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    18. Re:Simpsons Movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fantastic!

      Imaginary things are now real!
      Imaginary people now have all the rights of real people!

      This has been true for a long time. They're called corporations.

    19. Re:Simpsons Movie by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Funny

      Ohhhhh... Let's sue all those churches and people who hang those paintings on their walls. Those things are expensive, so they're bound to have money!

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    20. Re:Simpsons Movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really? The biggest abomination in the world is Apple's [sic] products?

    21. Re:Simpsons Movie by edittard · · Score: 1

      She doesn't look 32 years old!

      SRSLY, apart from the fact that it's all BS, is there any kind of statute of limitations that applies here? See also the similar controversy concerning Blind Faith

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    22. Re:Simpsons Movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      There are already invisible letters of the alphabet that you have to pronounce so I don't see the problem.

      For example, the singer, Sade.

      Previously someone would pronounce it SAYd. If they were somewhat cultured they might think it french and pronounce it "Shaaah-DAY" but both are wrong since the woman pronounces it "ShaRRRRRRRR DAY".

      I can give her the leniency to allow the "h" but a fucking "R", come on.

    23. Re:Simpsons Movie by Pharmboy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The law doesn't differentiate between a sexual act or just being nude when it comes to child pornography. It is only a matter of degrees, but both are still considered "child porn".

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    24. Re:Simpsons Movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, is there a nation of sentient nukes? Why would they attack anyone?

      Oh, you meant "just got attacked with nukes."

      Sorry. I almost thought you were speaking English.

    25. Re:Simpsons Movie by zmooc · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Where I live (the Netherlands) the law definately makes that difference. And the cartoon that this article is about is definately considerd childpr0n. So I suppose where you live, just about any parent should be arrested for producing childpr0n? That's even sicker than this cartoon being illegal, man.

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    26. Re:Simpsons Movie by seven+of+five · · Score: 1

      In Superman: The Movie (1978), an early scene shows the young boy climbing out of a smoking meteor, and standing up naked.

      Even if the Simpsons cartoon failed this test, the Superman movie would have to be edited to avoid the kiddie porn label in some countries.

    27. Re:Simpsons Movie by calmofthestorm · · Score: 1

      Sweet, now I can sell things I invent as if they were physical property to which traditional economics applied!

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    28. Re:Simpsons Movie by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You've definately come to the right place here at slashdot, given that you do not seem to understand the difference between nudity and sex;-)

      See the story a few down from here, where British ISPs are censoring an old Scorpions album cover because it contains a photograph of a nude prepubescent girl. (Hope nobody tells them about Blind Faith.)

      Really, is it any less absurd to say that simple child nudity is child pornography than it is to say that a sexually explicit drawing of fictional child cartoon characters is child pornography?

    29. Re:Simpsons Movie by sjames · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Well, in Florida recently, a girl was prosecuted for possession of child porn. She had a nude picture of HERSELF.

    30. Re:Simpsons Movie by MindlessAutomata · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You can have nearly everyone supporting a thoughtcrime, so long as that thought is disgusting or unpopular enough.

    31. Re:Simpsons Movie by Missing_dc · · Score: 1

      Imaginary things are now real!
      Imaginary people now have all the rights of real people!

      Sweet!!, This means I can SUE the pants off of Mortis, the undead rogue who kept camping my body on the "Emerald Dreams" WoW Server.

      meant as humor, but it is only a matter of time...

      Back to the main thread, I had the misfortune of seeing some of the "Simpsons porn" due to a roommate's fixation. It definately qualifies as child porn and incest as most of the subject matter involves depictions of children copulating with each other or their parents.

      Not to mention, everyone knows Mickey Mouse is where the big moneys at...

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    32. Re:Simpsons Movie by Chris+Burke · · Score: 4, Funny

      Fantastic!

      Imaginary things are now real!
      Imaginary people now have all the rights of real people!

      This is fantastic news for the bevy of supermodels who constantly fawn over me and fight for the right to be my love slave. Fantastic news, indeed.

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    33. Re:Simpsons Movie by severoon · · Score: 1

      Well, the natural end is coming...if this is the case, then cartoon depictions of rape or abuse have to be treated as real too. I guess Homer's going to jail for a long time for strangling Bart. And I wonder about the moviemaking industry—if cartoon depictions of these things are now headed for illegality, then certainly live action depictions will be treated as real.

      I wonder if the judge will order the perpetrators (say Jodie Foster's attackers in The Accused) to stay in character while they serve their time. After all, it's the fictional character being sentenced...

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    34. Re:Simpsons Movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For example, the singer, Sade.

      Holy crap.

      Sade???

      This has been bugging you a long time.

    35. Re:Simpsons Movie by zmooc · · Score: 1

      Well I used the word "sex" for the sake of the bad joke, but what it actually comes down to, is the difference between nude material and erotic material. The Scorpions album cover is obviously erotic material; the posture of the girl combined with the rays of light that appear to be coming from the girls' clitoris combined with the title of the album is pretty obviously meant to be erotic. Had they left out the rays of light, they'd probably have been fine.

      I also think that it is slightly more absurd to say that simple child nudity should be illegal (it is definately not child pr0n since it is not pr0n, that's for sure) than cartoons being illegal. Both are completely absurd, but since the first one makes just about any parent a criminal while the second one only makes people that draw erotic images of children criminals, the former is more abject then the latter. The latter has only recently been made illegal in the Netherlands, so I remember a bit about the discussion; one of the most difficult problems is that it keeps getting more difficult to distinguish between what is real and what is not, which would make drawing a line between reality and fiction progressively more difficult. I'm not sure, but I believe it does not really matter how real a drawing is in my country. Stupid lawmakers.

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    36. Re:Simpsons Movie by Bishop+Rook · · Score: 4, Funny

      Could be worse, could be Irish. It's a proven scientific fact that the pronunciation of an Irish word has zero correlation with the way it is written.

      Note for example "bhfaighfear" being pronounced "wee-hur." I shit you not. But we digress.

    37. Re:Simpsons Movie by Tanktalus · · Score: 1

      You're going to compete with the RIAA?

    38. Re:Simpsons Movie by MikeBabcock · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Actually, an interesting little documentary about the making of "Rick Steve's Europe" which airs on PBS commented that a lot of the footage from such churches and art frescos and such can't be shown on TV because of American purtanism essentially.

      Art, high art, made hundreds of years ago, can't be shown on TV because its bad for you.

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    39. Re:Simpsons Movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      There are no "rays of light" in the Virgin Killer cover. The girl's external genitalia are partially obscured by a simulation of cracked glass. That was rather obviously intended to act as a kind of "fig leaf" to make the image less indecent, and without that they probably would have been more widely criticized.

    40. Re:Simpsons Movie by Richard+W.M.+Jones · · Score: 1

      Imaginary things are now real!

      It's working out really well for "intellectual property" ...

      Rich.

    41. Re:Simpsons Movie by MikeBabcock · · Score: 5, Informative

      "Children" for the sake of child pornography does not necessarily (depending on your jurisdiction) only apply to pre-pubescent children but includes minors who are very pubescent and sexually available (to their peers).

      Some hot sixteen year old cheerleader takes her clothes off for her sixteen year old boyfriend and nothing illegal has happened. However, if she takes pictures of herself for her boyfriend he may be guilty of possessing child pornography (and her of creating it).

      When you hear cases on the news, remember that we're not always talking about "children" as you may think of them, but rather not of adult age according to the law.

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    42. Re:Simpsons Movie by genner · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sweet, now I can sell things I invent as if they were physical property to which traditional economics applied!

      Oh my no. What you have to do is get a patent and then sue anyone who actually makes the product.

    43. Re:Simpsons Movie by zmooc · · Score: 1

      Ah ok! I couldn't find an image with a resolution high enough to see that. Thanks for the clarification; that changes my opinion from "i can understand that if i try really hard" to "omfg you morons!".

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    44. Re:Simpsons Movie by genner · · Score: 3, Funny

      Fantastic!

      Imaginary things are now real! Imaginary people now have all the rights of real people!

      This is fantastic news for the bevy of supermodels who constantly fawn over me and fight for the right to be my love slave. Fantastic news, indeed.

      You'd think so but you'll go broke paying imaginary child support,

    45. Re:Simpsons Movie by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      Only tax rights. Corporations still can't officially vote (although they can and do make rather large donations to political candidates.)

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    46. Re:Simpsons Movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      TheMeuge (645043) writes:

      There, now they can wiretap our phones and internet, and jail us at will. I just feel that this was much more efficient than going through the motions for the next 10 years just to arrive at the same point.

      Welcome to six years ago.

    47. Re:Simpsons Movie by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 4, Informative

      If it is the case I think you are referring to, she was not charged with possession of child porn for having nude pictures of herself. She and her boyfriend took pictures of themselves and sent them to each other. Both were charged with possession of child porn for having pictures of the other and both were charged with transmitting child porn for send the images to each other.

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    48. Re:Simpsons Movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or rather, real people have the rights of imaginary ones ...

    49. Re:Simpsons Movie by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      Interestingly, for most humans you could also say "just got attacked with humans".
      Most people are such drones, zombies and bots nowadays.

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    50. Re:Simpsons Movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I was prosecuted for putting my balls (just my balls) online when I was 16. Fifth degree felony of pandering obscenity.

      When the overzealous prosecutor actually got to court, the judge dismissed the case because it was clearly ridiculous.

    51. Re:Simpsons Movie by sorak · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Fantastic!

      Imaginary things are now real!
      Imaginary people now have all the rights of real people!

      And real people have all the rights formerly reserved for imaginary people...

    52. Re:Simpsons Movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not?

      Real rights for imaginary people and imaginary rights for real people!

    53. Re:Simpsons Movie by kno3 · · Score: 0, Redundant

      wow, you got trolled

    54. Re:Simpsons Movie by sjames · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That doesn't make things much better! If anyone got exploited there, it would be the kids exploited by an eager beaver prosecutor.

    55. Re:Simpsons Movie by skuzzlebutt · · Score: 2, Informative

      / D7 - G - / A7 - D - / D7 - / GG7 E7 / A7 - / DA7 D /

      Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis
      Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong
      It's swell to have a stiffy
      It's divine to own a dick
      From the tiniest little tadger
      To the world's biggest prick

      So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas
      Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake
      Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend
      Your Percy or your cock
      You can wrap it up in ribbons
      You can slip it in your sock
      But don't take it out in public
      Or they will put you in the dock
      And you won't come back

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    56. Re:Simpsons Movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not true. It has to be sexually suggestive. Otherwise, a lot of journalists would be in jail.

    57. Re:Simpsons Movie by The+Dancing+Panda · · Score: 3, Insightful

      How is this insightful? It's not even true. The law most certainly differentiates between pictures of nude children and child pornography. You can take pictures of your infant taking a bath, it's not child pornography.

    58. Re:Simpsons Movie by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      You'd think so but you'll go broke paying imaginary child support,

      Oh, but see, I imagine I won't. ;)

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    59. Re:Simpsons Movie by computational+super · · Score: 3, Funny
      This means I can SUE the pants off of Mortis

      Careful there - imaginary characters without pants was part of the original problem.

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    60. Re:Simpsons Movie by mwvdlee · · Score: 2, Funny

      Baby Jesus is a child pornstar!

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    61. Re:Simpsons Movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's only because you've got a bunch of uneducated yahoos who think that anything not 'mercun doesn't exist.

      Considering a lot of them can't pronounce the name of their own country properly, why would you expect anything better from them for a foreign name?

    62. Re:Simpsons Movie by electrictroy · · Score: 1

      >>>Imaginary people now have all the rights of real people!

      Yeah this is getting ridiculous. We need to go back to the ROOT reason why child pornography is illegal:
      - to protect real children/teens from being raped by adults

      Therefore we also ban images of child sex because we don't want to distribute the imagery of said rape. But is a child harmed when they pose nude (like Vanessa Hudgens self-portrait)? No. There's no rape. Is anyone harmed by a cartoon or CGI of children? No. Again, there's no rape.

      If there's no victim, there's no crime.

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    63. Re:Simpsons Movie by houghi · · Score: 1

      English is not much better

      Dearest creature in creation,

        Study English pronunciation.
        I will teach you in my verse
        Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse.
        I will keep you, Suzy, busy,
        Make your head with heat grow dizzy.
        Tear in eye, your dress will tear,
        So shall I! Oh hear my prayer.

        Liberty, library, heave and heaven,
        Rachel, ache, moustache, eleven.
        We say hallowed but allowed,
        People, leopard, towed, but vowed.
        Mark the differences, moreover,
        Between mover, cover, clover;
        Leeches, breeches, wise, precise,
        Chalice, but police and lice;
        Camen, constable, unstable,
        Principle, disciple, label.

      The rest is on http://houghi.org/Fun/poem.txt

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    64. Re:Simpsons Movie by jimthehorsegod · · Score: 1

      I'm lost - where does the 'h' come from in your French pronunciation? Or is this a different France?

    65. Re:Simpsons Movie by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 1

      Good question. My first thought was: How is this going to be applied to anything else?

      If I draw a picture of a gun, can I be charged with illegally possessing a firearm?

      If I draw a picture of a car crash, and leave it sitting on a table and walk away, can I be charged with leaving the scene of an accident?

      I say we all figure out the email address of this moron and send him dozens of pictures of Bart doing Lisa every couple of hours or so.

      Then report him.

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    66. Re:Simpsons Movie by houghi · · Score: 1
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    67. Re:Simpsons Movie by Dan541 · · Score: 1

      I think the Judge needs some help....

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    68. Re:Simpsons Movie by compro01 · · Score: 1

      Both were charged with possession of child porn for having pictures of the other and both were charged with transmitting child porn for send the images to each other.

      And that's so much more reasonable.

      Shakespeare got it wrong. We don't need to kill all the lawyers, just all the prosecutors.

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    69. Re:Simpsons Movie by unlametheweak · · Score: 1

      Let's hope that the IWF doesn't find out about that Web site. It would be sad to see university Web sites banned from Britain as well.

    70. Re:Simpsons Movie by Walpurgiss · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Hmm. Is Samhain irish? I think it's something weird like sow-in.

    71. Re:Simpsons Movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, the new acronym: TOFP! Think of the Pixels!

      Ahh, how I lov

    72. Re:Simpsons Movie by fugue · · Score: 1

      But the Republicans already redefined real negatives as positives. Or maybe that was just a rotation by -pi/2?

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    73. Re:Simpsons Movie by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 1

      I was prosecuted for putting my balls (just my balls) online when I was 16. Fifth degree felony of pandering obscenity.

      When the overzealous prosecutor actually got to court, the judge dismissed the case because it was clearly ridiculous.

      There are non-prescription "enhancement" products that can help you with that personal problem.

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    74. Re:Simpsons Movie by Dr_Barnowl · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It also counts for pictures of individuals of legal age who look as if they are underage, according to recent legislation.

      I could probably be done for child pornography if I took nudie pictures of my wife, and she's 34, just because she's so flat chested and petite.

    75. Re:Simpsons Movie by JustKidding · · Score: 3, Interesting

      So, if two corporations, one of which is less than 18 years old (or whatever the local legal age is) merge, and later create a daughter company, that should be considered statutory rape?

      I wonder how the Simpsons could be considered "human"? The Ducks are always half naked, but because they are apparently ducks instead of humans, that makes it alright? Those stories are even meant for children! The horror!

      What if Huey, Dewey and Louie Duck would be having a wild party with April, May and June Duck?

    76. Re:Simpsons Movie by Walpurgiss · · Score: 2, Funny

      They only prosecuted that case because if they had more pictures, the DA wanted the opportunity to see them himself. (Sarcasm).

      But I agree, that case was a complete and perfect example of snafu.

    77. Re:Simpsons Movie by gnick · · Score: 1

      According to this article (posted today), a number of UK ISPs have now blocked access to the wikipedia page featuring that album cover. Way to go, El Lobo, you tipped them off.

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    78. Re:Simpsons Movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And it depends what part of Ireland you're from. I'd pronounce it vye-fur

    79. Re:Simpsons Movie by stonefry · · Score: 1

      He couldn't find a high enough resolution image of the cover either because they aren't rays of light. It's as if the picture has a plate of glass over it and there is a crack "down there"

    80. Re:Simpsons Movie by Vancorps · · Score: 1

      Aren't Bart and Lisa over 20 years old? How can be kiddie porn? Although I have had a similar misfortune I don't think it qualifies as child porn as there are no actual children involved.

    81. Re:Simpsons Movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is this insightful? It's not even true. The law most certainly differentiates between pictures of nude children and child pornography. You can take pictures of your infant taking a bath, it's not child pornography.

      Go show them off at the local police station if you really believe that.

    82. Re:Simpsons Movie by Phrogman · · Score: 1

      Yes it is from Irish Gaelic and Scot's Gaelic. It is pronounced "sow-in" in Scots, and I believe "sav-een" in Irish.

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    83. Re:Simpsons Movie by VagaStorm · · Score: 1

      The real problem is that when more and more idiotic things gets illegal, it doesn't mean every common joe is gonna be arrested. It dos however open up a lot of opportunities for any law enforcement agent that for some reason want you off the street. It doesn't matter why, by maybe you have some "wrong" opinions and like to air em, if enough things are illegal, you are bound to have broken the law at some time...

    84. Re:Simpsons Movie by catmistake · · Score: 3, Insightful

      well... that's a real photograph of a real preteen girl naked... and... are her hands bound? Does this image have any artistic value beyond the attempt at arousal? Then WTF is child pornography?

    85. Re:Simpsons Movie by AliasMarlowe · · Score: 1

      Samhain is pronounced approximately "sa-win" in Irish.

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    86. Re:Simpsons Movie by JoeCere65 · · Score: 3, Funny

      CHILD porn? the Simpsons...arent they on their 20th season? making none of them "children"?

    87. Re:Simpsons Movie by AliasMarlowe · · Score: 1

      English is not much better

      Indeed, applying pronounciation used in English words, "ghoti" could be pronounced "fish".

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    88. Re:Simpsons Movie by MBGMorden · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It gets into a huge grey area though. A photo of a child alone nude in a picture CAN be considered child pornography if it is "sexually oriented". The thing is, these days everything involving a child that isn't your own is considered sexually oriented today.

      As said, there have been several websites that publish pictures of fully clothing kids that have been accused of (and sometimes charged with) producing "child pornography". In this case not only was there no sex taking place, but the subject wasn't even nude.

      It's almost come down to the point where if you have a picture of a kid on your computer, regardless of of what's going on, and you don't know them personally, then you're guilty of child pornography, reason be damned.

      Just as an example, my sister had a baby girl about 6 weeks ago. She had some pictures of her that her friend had taken right after the birth. Naturally, like all babies, she was born naked and was as such in those pictures. She posted some of the pictures to her MySpace page, and they were pulled by the site admins shortly thereafter on the grounds of child pornography. It's a hell of a world we live in when a picture of a newborn is considered sexually explicit. There were no criminal charges in this case, but it's still indicative of the public mindset.

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    89. Re:Simpsons Movie by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Michelangelo, that old Perv, that model couldn't be older than 16!

      I dare anyone to do a picture search for "cherub"...

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    90. Re:Simpsons Movie by jftitan · · Score: 1

      oh please... pretty please, let that be true...

      I have all these imaginary bank account numbers with large sums of deposits in them. I would so love to be able to use these imaginary numbers.

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    91. Re:Simpsons Movie by noidentity · · Score: 1

      Does that mean imaginary numbers are now real too? Because I don't really want to have to learn physics from scratch again!!

      Only if they're trying to legislate the value of sqrt(-1) to be 1. I wouldn't be surprised, since that one place in the US once tried to make pi equal to 3. Maybe the calculator manufacturers are behind this, because they they could advertise that they do complex arithmetic without having to do any extra work.

    92. Re:Simpsons Movie by ral8158 · · Score: 1

      Is she engaged in a sexual action? Is there anything sexual depicted in the picture?

      I don't see how any rational human being could consider that child porn. She is nude, yes, but nudity does not implicate sexual abuse. She was even interviewed long after the picture was taken, and she still held that she did not see it as inappropriate or sexual.

    93. Re:Simpsons Movie by CaptainDefragged · · Score: 1

      No. Naked != Porn.
      If Bart was depicted with his "junk" out in a sexual context, then it would be child porn.

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    94. Re:Simpsons Movie by Bishop+Rook · · Score: 1

      There are also several dialects of Irish that pronounce words very differently--of course, that applies to any language. Watch a New Englander trying to talk to someone from the Deep South.

    95. Re:Simpsons Movie by rezalas · · Score: 1

      Citation needed.

    96. Re:Simpsons Movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a proven scientific fact that the pronunciation of an Irish word has zero correlation with the way it is written.

      It's a proven scientific fact that all sentences beginning with "It's a proven scientific fact" are bullshit.

    97. Re:Simpsons Movie by Blue+Stone · · Score: 2, Funny

      >If it is the case I think you are referring to, she was not charged with possession of child porn for having nude pictures of herself. She and her boyfriend took pictures of themselves and sent them to each other. Both were charged with possession of child porn for having pictures of the other and both were charged with transmitting child porn for send the images to each other.

      It sounds so much more reasonable when you put it like that.

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    98. Re:Simpsons Movie by greg_barton · · Score: 1

      We have a lot to learn from our friends and allies in Saudi Arabia.

      Funny you mention that. How is this ruling different from the Islamic prohibition of images of the Prophet Mohammed?

    99. Re:Simpsons Movie by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      It's probably the same France that popular 80s combo DepechAY Mode come from - the one where you pronounce accents that aren't actually there.

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    100. Re:Simpsons Movie by Teufelsmuhle · · Score: 1

      America has at least some excuse, what with being founded at least in part by Puritans and all.

      What's Australia's excuse?

    101. Re:Simpsons Movie by Rene+S.+Hollan · · Score: 1

      Indeed. One could argue that bondage might be arousing, in that it gives rise to thoughts of power over the poweless, but that arises in sexual role-playing, and not bona-fide entrapement (for most people).

      Here, we clearly have a child, appearing unhappy, vulnerable, and helpless.

      If the intent is to depict the inevitability of the ravage of time upon youth and innosence, I'd say, "damn good job!"

      I can't see how any normal, or near-normal, person could find the image sexually arousing.

      I also don't buy the argument that it "fuels" desire for children: it might be a trigger for a pederast, but the pederast is one whether the trigger is present or not.

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    102. Re:Simpsons Movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope they make her register as a sex offender for the rest of her life. I certainly wouldn't want a dangerous perv like her around without everyone knowing it.

    103. Re:Simpsons Movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      During The Simpson's movie, it showed Bart's junk while he was skateboarding. Does this mean the movie depicts Child Porn?

      YES.

      And more importantly, look at the horrible psychological effect it has had on him. Obviously his behavioral issues are the result of this exploitation.

      If the government was really serious, they would have CPS put him in a foster home & counseling.

    104. Re:Simpsons Movie by adiposity · · Score: 1

      Yes, because they can't make the argument that a child is being exploited. Without that argument laws against child porn would be pretty hard to sell. I mean, what is the problem with a nude pic if no child was ever forced to pose nude to get it? No children were hurt.

      So, I think this is a very important distinction to make. You can argue the merits of the argument of exploitation all you want, but that entire argument disappears with animation. Yet, the court here is still trying to make it stick. What's the rationale here? That someone will go out and think it's okay to have sex with kids that are over 20 years old? Homer admitted he gave them anti-growth pills, in reality they are just midgets.

      -Dan

    105. Re:Simpsons Movie by Taibhsear · · Score: 1

      Close, it's pronounced sow-een. AI makes long E sound (usually). MH makes a W sound (depending on certain circumstances). Gaelic is rather ridiculous with its exceptions, but if you think about it so is English...

      And it isn't "Irish" it's Gaelic. (Our southern friends don't speak "Mexican," they speak Spanish)

    106. Re:Simpsons Movie by bug1 · · Score: 1

      Imaginary things are now real!

      In Plato's theory of forms, he argued that an idea is more real than the instantiation of that idea.

      An idea can be perfect, and implementation of an idea always has flaws.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theory_of_forms

    107. Re:Simpsons Movie by setagllib · · Score: 1

      Australians all let us rejoice, for bhfaighfear young and free..

      Just doesn't have the same ring to it.

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    108. Re:Simpsons Movie by Techman83 · · Score: 1

      Disturbingly there is probably pictures of that on the net!

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    109. Re:Simpsons Movie by gmuslera · · Score: 1

      Would be a nice precedent. As judge you do what religious people asks, bans everything that shows child nudity and things like that, and then closes most churches. Maybe that they get a sip of their own soup will make them consider where the problem really is.

    110. Re:Simpsons Movie by setagllib · · Score: 1

      I think the point is to prosecute those who create the depictions, not the characters themselves. I suspect the sentence for drawing a comic of a rape is milder than the sentence for committing a similar rape, but if it's handled at all like copyright violation is today, maybe comic authors get the death sentence. On that note, most of Japan will have to be extradicted.

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    111. Re:Simpsons Movie by CODiNE · · Score: 1

      Even better, the millions of owners of the Simpsons Movie across the world who are now possessors of child porn.

      Time to build some new prisons and get this crackdown MOVING!

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    112. Re:Simpsons Movie by Missing_dc · · Score: 1

      The real age of fictional children should not count, not to mention that they are often depicted with adults giving obvious indicators of their inferred age.

      That would be like saying, "I know the model was only 7 at the time of the picture, but she is 28 now!!"

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    113. Re:Simpsons Movie by kaos07 · · Score: 1

      Like others have said, this is definitely not true. Especially in Australia.

    114. Re:Simpsons Movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    115. Re:Simpsons Movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Cartoon is not considered childporn. Because it's a cartoon. although with current climate you never know.

    116. Re:Simpsons Movie by FrameRotBlues · · Score: 1

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indiana_Pi_Bill

      Parent AC's post is a good description as well, and is actually the source for the Wiki article.

    117. Re:Simpsons Movie by drsquare · · Score: 1

      Well, in Florida recently...

      You could finish that sentence with any single absurd situation you can think of and it would be believable.

    118. Re:Simpsons Movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sadly, this is what is happening with underage prostitutes. They are being sent to jail, while the pimps and johns run free. It is quite sick in my view that runaways are being turned into hookers.

      Note: I am not against hookers but I am against men taking advantage of young naive girls by pimping them out so that pimps don't get real jobs and taking all of the woman's money. Hell, I am okay with brothels taking a cut of a woman's pay but it shouldn't be more then 20%. But then we get into the reason most of the women need all the money and can't stop, Drug Addiction!!!

    119. Re:Simpsons Movie by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      Wow, is there a nation of sentient nukes?

      You never heard of "Nanuke of the North"?

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    120. Re:Simpsons Movie by lordharsha · · Score: 1

      Soon PvP will be murder.

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    121. Re:Simpsons Movie by b4upoo · · Score: 1

      We need anyone who has activist experience, legal training, or any strange abilities that might help to step up and find a way to help Australia fight for free speech. Loss of liberty is never amusing and freedoms once lost may be difficult to regain.

    122. Re:Simpsons Movie by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      Naw, from now on, we'll just group them with irrational numbers, which makes sense when you consider the judge's opinion.

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    123. Re:Simpsons Movie by rahvin112 · · Score: 1

      You are not a lawyer, or you are a bad one. The Law is very specific in regards to child pornography. IANAL and I don't remember the exact wording but the basic understanding of the law as conveyed by the judge is that the picture must be intended and shot to sexually arouse the viewer.

      In almost every case tried of artists that shoot nude children the intent of the artist becomes the basis of the case because otherwise pedophiles would have to come forward and admit it arouses them and was intentionally shot to do so. Basically Juries are going to get you if you shoot pictures of nude children posing in typical pornographic positions, but if you shoot them playing tag outside the prosecutor is going to have a hell of a time winning.

      The intent of the artist is almost the entire focus of every litigated case these days. Prosecutors have to prove the artist is not an artists and is actually a pedophile shooting pornographic pictures. It's one of the reasons Mapplethorpe was drug through the press for some of his pictures and was eventually vindicated because they couldn't prove he was anything but an artist.

    124. Re:Simpsons Movie by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

      Ok, take that same innocent picture of a naked child in the tub. Now, you have this photo, but it isn't your child, or your relative, and you don't know the child. Is it porn then? The law says yes in the USA. So yes, the comment is accurate.

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    125. Re:Simpsons Movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wow, you got trolled ;)

    126. Re:Simpsons Movie by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

      Well, Prophet Mohammed was a child molester, so I think he'd be on a sticky wicket here, so to speak.

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    127. Re:Simpsons Movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Imaginary numbers are real but complex numbers are not.

    128. Re:Simpsons Movie by Lunzo · · Score: 1

      My understanding of Australian law is that it does make this distinction too (Not a lawyer)

    129. Re:Simpsons Movie by genner · · Score: 1

      You'd think so but you'll go broke paying imaginary child support,

      Oh, but see, I imagine I won't. ;)

      Your walking out on paying child support to your imaginary harem? Have fun in prision, those imaginary women have rights now.

    130. Re:Simpsons Movie by ikono · · Score: 1

      You do know that those 'rays of light' are actually simulated glass cracks, yes? those are meant to cover, not stimulate erotic gratification...

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    131. Re:Simpsons Movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Imaginary things are now real!
      Imaginary people now have all the rights of real people!

      There's nothing new here.

      In the US, there was a guy convicted of child molestation (or maybe it was possession of child porn). In any case, the cops busted into his house for an unannounced check.

      They found on his desk some objectionable drawings which he himself had drawn -- the product of his own mind, no actual children involved, just drawings.

      Tough shit -- they took him down for violating his parole. So we're far ahead of the Aussies.

      In the end, this is nothing but thought crime, pure and simple. Just like all the "hate crimes". If I kill someone, what does it matter if I do it for racial or religious reasons? The person is just as dead. So, if I'm smart, I can avoid the "hate crime enhancement" on my sentence just by keeping my mouth shut. I can always spend an hour at home before or after the murder shrieking all the racial or religious epithets and curses I know in an empty room. Just so I'm not heard dirring the commission of the crime.

      What a load of perverse horseshit our laws are.

    132. Re:Simpsons Movie by dr80085 · · Score: 1

      Even children's books with cartoons of high art containing rude bits are not allowed in the USA.
      http://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/0,1518,493856,00.html

    133. Re:Simpsons Movie by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      Yes.

      LK

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    134. Re:Simpsons Movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought they were already doing that.

    135. Re:Simpsons Movie by russotto · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, today, year 2008, this is not unusual. The FBI is opening a case of child porn against a 32-year old album of Scorpions (Virgin Killers).

      What's kind of funny is that the article you linked to blanks out the girl's breasts... which, she being pre-pubescent, aren't much to look at anyway.

    136. Re:Simpsons Movie by draco664 · · Score: 1

      If I draw a picture of a gun, can I be charged with illegally possessing a firearm?

      Perhaps soon. http://www.topix.com/forum/city/queen-creek-az/TACAE2T9GVR61BU7C

    137. Re:Simpsons Movie by russotto · · Score: 1

      Even children's books with cartoons of high art containing rude bits are not allowed in the USA.

      A US publisher refused to publish them, but they are not disallowed by law.

    138. Re:Simpsons Movie by insllvn · · Score: 1

      I think you mean Gaelic, and there is a complex formula for determining how to interpret Gaelic letters into spoken sound, but you would half to be at least half-cocked for me to explain it to you. I would have to be pissed.

      As a side note, I was going to be a smart ass and post that in Gaelic, but, according to the internet, the Gaelic language is too complex for computers.

    139. Re:Simpsons Movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, but the teeming masses (of stupid) will label it as such.

      And the court rooms will not tell us what is art and what is not?

    140. Re:Simpsons Movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This was already decided in the Imagination land episode of South Park.

    141. Re:Simpsons Movie by FooAtWFU · · Score: 1

      FYI, the artistic value is ostensibly meant to derive from a connection with the contents and themes of the music in the album: the way the modern world is destroying innocence, or something to that effect.

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    142. Re:Simpsons Movie by Bishop+Rook · · Score: 1

      Nope, I'm quite sure I meant Irish.

      And why would you have to be angry to explain it? :(

    143. Re:Simpsons Movie by insllvn · · Score: 1

      I was unaware it was concidered good form to call it Irish, as I have always known it as Gaelic. Learn something new every day...

      Pissed means drunk, but I suspect this would only be the beginning of our linguistic difficulties...

    144. Re:Simpsons Movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well... that's a real photograph of a real preteen girl naked... and... are her hands bound? Does this image have any artistic value beyond the attempt at arousal? Then WTF is child porn?

      Her hands aren't bound, the "glass" is cracked strategically to conceal her genitals. What you see around her wrists are the cracks radiating out. Here's the wikipedia article.

      The guitarist explained the album cover this way, "the lyrics really say it all. Time is the virgin killer. A kid comes into the world very naive, they lose that naiveness and then go into this life losing all of this getting into trouble. That was the basic idea about all of it." Sounds like hot air to me, I imagine they just thought a shocking picture would boost sagging album sales, and this was the way to get their name back in the headlines.

    145. Re:Simpsons Movie by Bishop+Rook · · Score: 1

      Pissed means drunk, but I suspect this would only be the beginning of our linguistic difficulties...

      A poor attempt at linguistic humour. In my defence, I will cheque with a friend next time and ask him to analyse a rough draught before I post.

    146. Re:Simpsons Movie by alfredo · · Score: 1

      Some of those churches serve wine to children.

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    147. Re:Simpsons Movie by crossmr · · Score: 1

      When is gh ever pronounced F at the beginning of a word?

    148. Re:Simpsons Movie by Grim+Beefer · · Score: 1

      Yes, they're called corporations.

    149. Re:Simpsons Movie by SharpFang · · Score: 1

      What about Nine lives of Fritz the Cat?
      Where underaged Fritz is having sex with underaged girl, while high?

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    150. Re:Simpsons Movie by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Duh. How did you think they get the altar boys willing? It's not like you can guilt trip any boy anymore with the bible these days.

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    151. Re:Simpsons Movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nudity != Pornography

      The NSW Crimes Act (1900) defines child pornography:

      "child pornography" means material that depicts or describes, in a manner that would in all the circumstances cause offence to reasonable persons, a person under (or apparently under) the age of 16 years: (a) engaged in sexual activity, or (b) in a sexual context, or (c) as the victim of torture, cruelty or physical abuse (whether or not in a sexual context).

      "showing Bart's junk" doesn't, in my opinion (and, most likely, the opinion of the courts), show bart engaged in sexual activity or in a sexual context.

      (IANAL, but I work with a law enforcement agency in Australia and deal with child pornography almost every day)

    152. Re:Simpsons Movie by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      When you hear cases on the news, remember that we're not always talking about "children" as you may think of them, but rather not of adult age according to the law.

      That's mainly the fault of having an inappropriately high age of consent, I'd have thought.

      Although there will always be inconsistencies due to some people growing up quicker than others, one age for legal voting/drinking/joining the army/having sex and so on seems sensible to me.

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    153. Re:Simpsons Movie by Puh · · Score: 1

      I call rule 34.

    154. Re:Simpsons Movie by mgiuca · · Score: 1

      Actually, let me make it simpler for the Western judicial system - everyone is guilty of child pornography

      Everyone?

      Surely not! Only the sick, twisted perverts who went to watch this cartoon which promotes the abuse of children.

      (I heard that it also included such extreme and repulsive acts of violence as a man inserting the back of a hammer into his own eye, and the suggestion that a man and a pig kiss).

    155. Re:Simpsons Movie by digitalgiblet · · Score: 1

      My guess is they will get "The Boot".

    156. Re:Simpsons Movie by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      Many girls in North America now begin puberty around age 8. Obviously to most I'd think, this is before the age of consent ought to be. Therefore, the age of consent will probably always be older than girls begin to be sexually developed.

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    157. Re:Simpsons Movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "..you do not seem to understand the difference between nudity and sex..."

      When have the majority of Slashdotters experienced either with the opposite gender.....?

    158. Re:Simpsons Movie by alfredo · · Score: 1

      Our priest had the best white and rose wines. He was stingy with it so he had plenty left over at the end. By the third service of the day, his sermons became very animated.

      He was gay, not a pederast. Everyone knew, but being Episcopals, we were too polite to say any anything. Anyway, he was a real nice guy and very funny when drunk. He was not a weak passive type of guy. He was known as a hell raiser and a street brawler. He didn't fit the stereotype.

      Knowing him may have helped make me a more tolerant person.

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    159. Re:Simpsons Movie by NeuroManson · · Score: 1

      Here's where you get into that tricky logic loop. Under most state laws nowadays, it's possible to prosecute minors as adults in many cases, including this one. YET they took pictures of themselves AS minors. So in that case, doesn't the fact they're being prosecuted AS adults mean that no crime actually took place? If they were taking pictures of other teenages, then yes, it would be a criminal act, no question. But if they're taking pictures of themselves, then it shouldn't count.

      It's like arresting the corpse of someone who committed suicide on second degree murder charges.

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    160. Re:Simpsons Movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      "well... that's a real photograph of a real preteen girl naked... and... are her hands bound?"
      - No, you're seeing a part of the lens crack. Congrats, censoring just made you think more pervertly than what's really there.

      "Does this image have any artistic value beyond the attempt at arousal?"
      - Yes, it actually does. you could even say it's far from an attempt to arouse. It's supposed to disgust. This, my friend is art because it's more than just the first thing that comes to mind when you look at it. I won't go into details on how to look at art or how to appreciate art, but I'd recommend investigating further for personal growth.

      "Then WTF is child pornography?"
      - pictures and material expressly made to stimulate child porn addicts.

      you could also ask "WTF is art?", and depending on a persons answer, even child pornography could be art.

      To me art is the creation of an idea which represents that idea in its purest form, and I must say, the original virgin killer picture does do that. The image is grotesque because of what it hints at by its title, the girl and the lens crack. The idea is expressed wonderfully, and should horrify any normal caring person (not arouse). Should it be banned? Hell no. It raises awareness and brings things to light for discussion, how is that a bad thing? This is a staged image, doctored to invoke a reaction.

      It's also to my mind a perfect example of how censoring can limit you in making an informed opinion of a picture, because as you yourself thought that she was somehow bound, but if you had seen it uncensored you would have realized what's going on.

    161. Re:Simpsons Movie by cbellh47 · · Score: 0

      Watch out if they rule on Sponge Bob Square Pants if he is shown without his underwear. Looks like underage stick figures are next. But hangman is okay??

    162. Re:Simpsons Movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only people who need to worry are those evil monsters who sexualise children, and portray them as precociously pubescent and sexually available.

      So, that'll be... hmmm... the RIAA, MPAA, makeup companies, childrens' clothing manufacturers, and every parent that ever let their pre-consent daughter dress like that Hannah Montana tramp.

      Let's not forget that, if you're Billy Ray Cyrus and stand around while someone (especially a high-end mag) takes pix of your daughter, you also get a free pass.

    163. Re:Simpsons Movie by g0at · · Score: 1

      That doesn't make things much better! If anyone got exploited there, it would be the kids exploited by an eager beaver prosecutor.

      Great choice of words, under the circumstances.

      -b

    164. Re:Simpsons Movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Citation needed.

      Jeez, I saw it. How about you do your own homework?

      This haughty "Citation needed" bullshit from those too lazy to do a simple Google search has got to stop.

    165. Re:Simpsons Movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, that's art.

      Like a statue of Cupid or paintings of cherubs and stuff.

      Yes, and just think of all the children who grew up to be tit perverts from watching DoJ press conferences. At least until Saint John Ashcroft bestowed the modest raiments on the statue behind him. Baasd on the drop in ratings that followed, I have to believe most viewers found the exposed boob to be more decorative than his sour puss.

  2. So long rule 34 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's why we can't have nice things!!!

  3. What's Next? by maz2331 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I guess under this precedent they'll have to indict and convict Groenig himself and everyone who worked on the recent "The Simpsons" movie for his depiction of Bart skateboarding naked through town?

    This sure sounds like one really steep and slippery slope.

    1. Re:What's Next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      According to the BBC article here http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7770781.stm...

      He ruled that the animated cartoon could "fuel demand for material that does involve the abuse of children," and therefore upheld the conviction for child pornography.

      we're now going to be held responsible for the potential of inanimate objects in our possession. I hope they don't go in my closet and arrest me for terrorism because my bow and arrow could "fuel demand for stronger weapons including explosives".

    2. Re:What's Next? by Gideon+Wells · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I mean I never thought I would see the day that Rugrats could be considered child porn (naked Tommy episode), though I always knew Calvin and Hobbes would be banned somewhere.

      Still, is even diapers just enough? I mean Baby Herman, is he child porn or just a dwarf in a diaper in that case?

      This even now brings very disturbing implications to the Scourge/Donald family as pants are definitely seen in the Duck Tales universe.

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    3. Re:What's Next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like to think of it as a greased pole, if you know what I mean. But you don't want to know what I think its doing.

    4. Re:What's Next? by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 1

      This sure sounds like one really steep and slippery slope

      When does a slope stops being a slope and starts being a cliff?

  4. Insane by PincusJr · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is totally insane. There is a thread over at Whirlpool about this: http://forums.whirlpool.net.au/forum-replies.cfm?t=1101155 A child has not been abused. The rational behind the child porno laws is to prevent children from being abused... Or so I thought.

    1. Re:Insane by mujadaddy · · Score: 2, Informative

      In the US, that is the current case law. There have been at least 2 US Supreme Court decisions striking down CPPA & COPA, stating explicitly that
      A) CP laws are designed to protect REAL children, and
      B) Drawings are not real children. Don't know about Oz; your link says I'm not authorized.

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    2. Re:Insane by tripdizzle · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A child has not been abused. The rational behind the child porno laws is to prevent children from being abused... Or so I thought.

      It has moved away from this to attempting to prevent thoughts of people who are into this sort of thing (not the cartoons, the real disgusting kid stuff)because if they are able to see it, they begin to imagine it, and if they imagine it, they want to go do it. Its still looked at as prevention, but instead of preventing the actual abuse, they want to prevent the thoughts that may lead to the abuse.

      I agree with everyone here that this is ridiculous, I saw the Simpson's Movie in the theater, and now I am waiting for a FBI agent to bust down my door and arrest me for seeing Bart's junk.

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    3. Re:Insane by IBBoard · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Its still looked at as prevention, but instead of preventing the actual abuse, they want to prevent the thoughts that may lead to the abuse.

      Now they need to ban violent films to prevent the thoughts that lead to murder. Then ban mention of the banning of violent films to prevent the thoughts that lead to thoughts that lead to murder. Then create the system from Minority Report where they catch criminals before the crime is committed. Then borrow from 1984 and arrest based on thought crimes.

      Oh, hang on, that last one is what they're already doing!

    4. Re:Insane by Zironic · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I thought it was generally proven that porn lowers the overall rape rate which should in theory mean that child porn(without real children) should lower the child rape rate.

    5. Re:Insane by tripdizzle · · Score: 1

      I thought it was generally proven that porn lowers the overall rape rate which should in theory mean that child porn(without real children) should lower the child rape rate.

      Might be, and probably is true, and I would have to agree with your point. I was providing the logic that I think see them following, which is good to try and understand if you want to give a counterpoint, which you have done effectively.

      Personally, I would have to say that porn stops rape all the time. Every time I am pre-rape attacked, I just pull a picture of a sexier, younger boy out of my pocket. /sarcasm

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    6. Re:Insane by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      You forgot to include "even though no evidence has ever been found to show causation between the two."

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    7. Re:Insane by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is a thread over at Whirlpool about this: http://forums.whirlpool.net.au/forum-replies.cfm?t=1101155

      You do not have access to this forum.
      Go back

      so i did.
      and here i am.

    8. Re:Insane by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The one kinda-valid argument against virtual pron (no minors involved in making it) is that it facilitates actual abuse. It could be used by an abuser to "groom" a potential victim: Show the kid pictures of the activity, to make her think that it's something that other kids do.

      It's a weak argument, one that fails to take into consideration the danger of criminalizing something intrinsically harmless just because a would-be criminal could put it to nefarious purposes, but at least it's based on observation of something that happens in the real world.

    9. Re:Insane by PincusJr · · Score: 0

      lol Oh shit, sorry. Whirlpool is gay (they don't value free speech, and delete posts a lot), just forget I even mentioned it :)

    10. Re:Insane by Rary · · Score: 1

      I thought it was generally proven that porn lowers the overall rape rate which should in theory mean that child porn(without real children) should lower the child rape rate.

      I don't know if I'd go so far as to say "generally proven". One study by an economist (Todd Kendall) has suggested that. Meanwhile, many other studies done over many decades have said the opposite.

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    11. Re:Insane by OakDragon · · Score: 5, Funny

      Don't know about Oz; your link says I'm not authorized.

      It's in the southern hemisphere - did you try right-clicking?

    12. Re:Insane by CorporateSuit · · Score: 2, Funny

      I thought it was generally proven that porn lowers the overall rape rate which should in theory mean that child porn(without real children) should lower the child rape rate.

      Quite the opposite. Don't believe anything you read on /b/.

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    13. Re:Insane by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your conclusion is not sound. These aren't pictures of real children. At best, you could conclude that these pictures of comic children will reduce the rate of raping comic children.

    14. Re:Insane by Irish_Samurai · · Score: 1

      It has moved away from this to attempting to prevent thoughts of people who are into this sort of thing (not the cartoons, the real disgusting kid stuff)because if they are able to see it, they begin to imagine it, and if they imagine it, they want to go do it. Its still looked at as prevention, but instead of preventing the actual abuse, they want to prevent the thoughts that may lead to the abuse.

      I always love to hear when people use this logic. If this is correct, we should be able to rehabilitate our criminals by showing them children's movies for years on end. We can turn hardened killers into Archeologists through the power of Dora the Explorer!

    15. Re:Insane by Cederic · · Score: 2, Informative

      In the UK similar laws against cartoon child porn exist. The rationale is that pornographers were using rotoscoping type techniques to turn real video into cartoons to avoid the anti-pornography laws.

      Since writing a law to ban lifelike indecent cartoons is difficult they opted to make all cartoon sex involving children illegal, and probably a lot of other cartoons too.

      I guess nobody's written in to complain about the simpson's movie, rugrats, etc yet.

      It's another example of a stupidly written law being used beyond its scope.

    16. Re:Insane by Walpurgiss · · Score: 1

      It's almost like owning a crow bar. In many US states, while having a crowbar is fine, having intent to use it was a burglary tool is illegal.

      All it takes is a cop to suspect you and find one to get you hauled in, at least for questioning. Just because you could use it to pop a door, there's a risk (very slight, admittedly) of having to waste time with cops for having a crowbar.

      Goes for lockpicks too, and probably any object you can break a window with.

      Of course, for any real damage to you to occur, they'd have to prove intent to burgle, (Or not, depending on why they are hassling you). Whereas in the CP thing, it looks like they're prepping for a blanket ban, and just skipping the intent part now. Fun times will be had by all.

    17. Re:Insane by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Considering kids are assholes and believe they're as good as or better than "adults" (and esp. their parents), I'd think "this is what adults do, but you can't tell anyone, kids aren't supposed to" would play more on the end goal of gaining dominance and becoming an "adult" earlier than other kids, and thus becoming stronger and more fit to survive etc etc.

      Of course, I'm working off one part Freudian logic and one part I hate kids, so this might not line up with the real world (Freud was a coke head).

    18. Re:Insane by violet16 · · Score: 1

      [citation needed]

    19. Re:Insane by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's no time for facts or rational thought, we have to PROTECT THE CHILDREN!!1one!

    20. Re:Insane by cffrost · · Score: 1

      "Right-clicking"? I was triple-clicking my heels.

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    21. Re:Insane by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought it was generally proven that porn lowers the overall rape rate which should in theory mean that child porn(without real children) should lower the child rape rate.

      Uhhh ..., you missed a step there. To be fully logically consistent, it should lower the incidence of people raping cartoon characters.

      Also, since we cannot definitely establish the ages of Barbie and Ken, we should reopen the case Mattel lost when they went after the guy who did an animation using the actual dolls (and accessories, e.g. Barbie's convertible).

      As I recall, they had the top down and, in one scene, Barbie was sitting naked on the top of the back seat while Ken was eating her out. In another scene, Ken bent Barbie over the hood and did a doggy-job (or was it an ass-job?) on her.

      Beautiful setting -- beach with sand and trees, the whole scene. The judge ruled it not copyright infringement. I'm sure Mattel would find it too delicious if they could set the guy up for child porn instead.

    22. Re:Insane by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      I thought it was generally proven that porn lowers the overall rape rate which should in theory mean that child porn(without real children) should lower the child rape rate.

      Yes, and if we made watching child porn compulsory for everyone, there would be no child abuse ever.

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    23. Re:Insane by makomk · · Score: 1

      The rationale is that pornographers were using rotoscoping type techniques to turn real video into cartoons to avoid the anti-pornography laws.

      Of course, this was already illegal in the UK anyway. (I believe that there may have been a small loophole in that possession wasn't illegal; viewing such images on the Internet was, though). I think the Government were basically lying through their teeth when they explained why they did this.

    24. Re:Insane by Digital+End · · Score: 1

      ffs, we're just now finally getting the first headway on the religious mind control... now the govenments getting good at it.

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  5. Not Fair by TheRealZero · · Score: 5, Funny

    This just isn't fair. Lisa never ages...after 20 seasons at 8 years old she has to be fair game by now...who hasn't fantasized about Maggie flying in through your bedroom window naked?

    1. Re:Not Fair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      ...who hasn't fantasized about Maggie flying in through your bedroom window naked?

      Waylon Smithers

    2. Re:Not Fair by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      This just isn't fair. Lisa never ages...after 20 seasons at 8 years old she has to be fair game by now...who hasn't fantasized about Maggie flying in through your bedroom window naked?

      Uhh..

      *raises hand*

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    3. Re:Not Fair by MadKeithV · · Score: 1

      Won't somebody please think of the old evil people!

    4. Re:Not Fair by pseudorand · · Score: 1

      who hasn't fantasized about Maggie flying in through your bedroom window naked?

      Well I hadn't. Until you just said it. Looks like that makes YOU guilty of child porn, and me the innocent victim. Stay where you are, the Aussie police will be there momentarily to arrest you, you pervert.

    5. Re:Not Fair by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 1

      Well, the fact that she doesn't talk is a major bonus.

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    6. Re:Not Fair by Crudely_Indecent · · Score: 1

      Damn, you beat me to it. I'll elaborate for you though:

      Simpsons started in 1987 as a spot on the Tracey Ullman show. Barts character has always been 10. That would make him 31 years old now, and it would make Lisa a LEGAL 29 year old. Heck, even Maggie would be a legal (at least) 21 year old.

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    7. Re:Not Fair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this is not a shared experience

    8. Re:Not Fair by ZekeSpeak · · Score: 1

      Damn, you beat me to it. I'll elaborate for you though:

      Simpsons started in 1987 as a spot on the Tracey Ullman show. Barts character has always been 10. That would make him 31 years old now, and it would make Lisa a LEGAL 29 year old. Heck, even Maggie would be a legal (at least) 21 year old.

      Unfortunately, that's irrelevant. Under Australian law it is illegal even if the "actors" are over the age of consent (16 years in New South Wales) but made to look like they are under age.

      These "child protection" laws are absurd in a way that is frightening.

    9. Re:Not Fair by gnud · · Score: 1

      *raises hand*

  6. Technically by brian0918 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Technically, all the characters are over 18 by now, whether or not they're drawn that way.

    1. Re:Technically by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're right. It's just further proof of how much BS this ruling is. He acknowledges that the legislation's purpose is to protect "real" children, and then completely ignores that in his ruling. Judges are supposed to decipher the law, not create them.

    2. Re:Technically by Yvan256 · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Technically, we only see about 20 minutes of their lives every week.

      For the sake of the argument, let's round to 52 episodes per year and 30 minutes episodes (even though there's only around 20~25 episodes of 20~22 minutes every year). Let's also forget the occasional "one week/month/etc later" bits.

      This means that, after 20 years, the characters have only "aged" 20 years x 52 weeks x 30 minutes = 520 hours, i.e. not even 22 days have passed.

    3. Re:Technically by xstonedogx · · Score: 3, Insightful

      They've had 19 Halloweens.

    4. Re:Technically by rubbsdecvik · · Score: 1

      The problem with this argument is that you assume those 20 minutes are consecutive. In a single show many days if not weeks can pass. Your argument doesn't hold water.

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    5. Re:Technically by brian0918 · · Score: 1

      At 20 minutes an episode, October 31st still has over 17 hours left.

    6. Re:Technically by maxume · · Score: 1

      If you are going to be a ridiculous pedant, you need to account for time that is not shown, but is implied.

      I mean, how many episodes show Homer staggering drunk and then sober?

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    7. Re:Technically by elrous0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's a very eventful 22 days.

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    8. Re:Technically by NonSequor · · Score: 1

      But the intervening interval could have been depicted in another episode for all we know!

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    9. Re:Technically by Ihmhi · · Score: 1

      Well no wonder Homer has so many heart attacks!

    10. Re:Technically by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah but doesn't the law say if the person LOOKS as though they might be under 18, it still counts?

    11. Re:Technically by maxume · · Score: 1

      No, the content of the episodes under discussion is completely known. There are not the dozens of episodes of Homer doing nothing but sleeping that would be required for your theory to be worth considering.

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    12. Re:Technically by hesiod · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      This kind of "logic" is one reason why people can believe the earth is 6000 years old.

    13. Re:Technically by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      From the alternate angle, if a real life adult has an ageing disease that causes them to look underage, is their significant other guilty of anything for looking at them naked?

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    14. Re:Technically by WingedEarth · · Score: 1

      That brings up a good point. Midgets have the bodies of children, no matter how old they got. So are naked pictures of midgets child porn, since they look like children? If not, then naked pictures of Bart and Lisa shouldn't be child porn either.

    15. Re:Technically by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      Not that your logic makes any sense in the first place, but the show specifically depicts not only day/night cycles you should be taking into account, but holiday seasons that pass and give a concept of time. The number of Halloween episodes for example.

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    16. Re:Technically by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

      There are not the dozens of episodes of Homer doing nothing but sleeping that would be required for your theory to be worth considering.

      You're right. I mean, I don't mind a show about nothing, but I gotta draw the line somewhere!

    17. Re:Technically by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

      Thanks for destroying my argument. The judge won't be able to use it (that's a lot of inter-connected assumptions anyway).

    18. Re:Technically by amliebsch · · Score: 1

      Not to mention, Homer was in a coma for 7 weeks at one point.

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    19. Re:Technically by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      You have to consider that there have been about 250 unique blackboard gags. Assuming Bart can only get one detention a day, that's would equal about one and a half school years worth of detentions.

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    20. Re:Technically by computational+super · · Score: 1
      That's a very eventful 22 days.

      Yeah, that would totally blow the Simpson's otherwise rock-solid believability.

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    21. Re:Technically by Faylone · · Score: 1

      Only if they take a photo.

    22. Re:Technically by NonSequor · · Score: 1

      No, the content of the episodes under discussion is completely known. There are not the dozens of episodes of Homer doing nothing but sleeping that would be required for your theory to be worth considering.

      Pfft... shows what you know. They're just saving that for future seasons.

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    23. Re:Technically by mpe · · Score: 1

      The problem with this argument is that you assume those 20 minutes are consecutive. In a single show many days if not weeks can pass.

      Though the only way some things can possibly make sense would be if each show depicts an alternate relatity...

  7. while I deplore child pornography-- by way2trivial · · Score: 1

    rah rah freaking rah...

    I really feel that 'if a child wasn't involved' then it is not child porn/something that needs to be stopped.

    I further think-- anyone with a contrasting viewpoint leads necassarily to admitting all those against vanilla porn as 'demeaning to women' etc are right.

    Now- for those 100% against both types of porn, I'm willing to conceed the possibility-- but I don't think one is permissible (vanilla) where the other is not (cartoonish children) and I also think CGI feature films should be legal as well---

    if Playboy and Hustler & Manga & everything else in the XXX world that is legal does not impose on the freedom & impact of others
    then owning a depiction of the purple twins blowing bart (I've see this very file briefly from usenet) is not something that endangers children.

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    1. Re:while I deplore child pornography-- by JCSoRocks · · Score: 0, Troll

      I look forward to seeing you on To Catch a Predator soon! ~

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    2. Re:while I deplore child pornography-- by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You bring up a good point, Bart and Lisa are clearly depicted as children, in spite of being decades "old". But what about all those Manga girls? Are they 18 (or whatever is legal where you are at)?

      Stupid ruling, and one that easily can infect other nations for no reason other than it sounds like it "protects the children".

    3. Re:while I deplore child pornography-- by amuro98 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Under this boneheaded ruling, a lot of anime and manga would be considered child porn. I'm not even talking about the stuff that already IS porn, mind you, I'm talking about mainstream, family oriented shows here, like "My neighbor Totoro" (Tonari no Totoro.) In that movie, you see the father and his two young daughters taking a bath together - as is the norm in Japan.

      I remember I was in a video store one day when this lady came in fuming mad because one of the clerks recommended the movie to her for her kids, and she was shocked and horrified that the movie would depict kiddie-porn. The stupefied clerk tried to explain that in Japan this was considered normal, only to have the woman yell about how it's not right for Japan to force its depravity upon the rest of the world, and demanded a full refund.

      On a side note here, would it still be considered child porn if the voice actresses involved were adults or children? For instance, Bart, Lisa and even Maggie are all voiced by adults - not children. Does this make the characters "children" or "adults portraying children"? And what about when your wife/girlfriend squeezes into her high school cheerleader outfit for a bit of role play? Does that make you both guilty of child porn?

    4. Re:while I deplore child pornography-- by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, despite the impression you may get from Slashdot articles, Australia just isn't that uptight.

      Mere nakedness is not pornography.

    5. Re:while I deplore child pornography-- by computational+super · · Score: 1
      a lot of anime and manga

      I seem to recall that this has been the case in Canada for quite a while - and not "slap on the wrist" illegal (like the case if TFA), but "spend the rest of your life in jail" illegal.

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  8. USA? by LilGuy · · Score: 1

    So what is the status of such cartoons in the USA? I've seen plenty of cartoon knock-offs just browsing dirty sites, does that make me a pedophile?

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    1. Re:USA? by canajin56 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Used to be illegal, Supreme Court threw out the law.

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    2. Re:USA? by Coraon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      no it doesn't make you a pedophile for seeing something online, if however you liked it and wanted to try something similar with a under age boy or girl, then that would make you a pedophile.

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    3. Re:USA? by pipatron · · Score: 1

      I'd like to read more about this, do you have any pointers at hand? I thought it was still illegal. I'm not from the U.S. so I don't really know where to start looking.

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    4. Re:USA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
    5. Re:USA? by Skinkie · · Score: 1

      Please define underage; Discovery Channel was pretty clear on it. Every man likes a girl between 14~16 with an optimal nose chin distance around that age. And why they like it, it seems to be a fertility indication. Fertility means reproduction, a good thing. Now what is culturally defined as underage in the west has clearly nothing to do with: nature, or the personal feelings of the girls. Since underage would be defined as anyone below 18, just shows the absurdity of it. If you don't believe girls ready for this at that age, please look at for example Africa, especially the life expectancy.

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    6. Re:USA? by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Epic win. Note that some 12-13 year olds look WELL developed and they're sexually fertile (so whatever pheramones they emit...); they LOOK, SMELL, and ACT like 14-16 year olds... actually, like prime mating material right there. My cousin had C tits when she was 11, and curvy hips by the time she hit 12, people that went to school with her wtf'd and high school guys on the street used to think she was 14 at a glance.

    7. Re:USA? by computational+super · · Score: 1

      On the contrary - there has been at least one conviction under the "PROTECT" act.

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  9. Character ages? by Mononoke · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Without certified birth certificates, I wonder how they determine the legal ages of the "children" in those images?

    If "She looked old enough." isn't a valid defense, then "They don't look old enough." cannot be a legally valid position either.

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    1. Re:Character ages? by dedazo · · Score: 1

      That's the first thing I thought of when I read this. Isn't there supposed to be a victim somewhere in order to convict someone of this type of crime?

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    2. Re:Character ages? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you sure you're not a lawyer? Brilliant!

    3. Re:Character ages? by 91degrees · · Score: 5, Informative

      By a suitably vague piece of terminology "a depiction of a person who is or appears to be under 18".

      Based on a "reasonable man" test. So even if you have a pornographic image of an 18 year old who simply looks a little younger than she is, and she's in court to testify as to her age, and the fact that it was consensual, you could still be convicted because she still appears to be under 18.

      And with a strict enough interpretation of the law, she too could be convicted.

    4. Re:Character ages? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, I wonder what they'll do when they get to furry cartoon porn. I'd probably pay to sit in the court session with judge deliberating on whether a fic with, say, Webby, would be considered child porn. And I'd pay even more if that was a jury trial.

    5. Re:Character ages? by Rogerborg · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Once you criminalise Thoughtcrime, victims are just icing.

      This judgement is particularly interesting in that it prohibits material that could produce "demand", i.e. it possibly encourages something that might potentially be Thoughtcrime. Gosh.

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    6. Re:Character ages? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it was required to know actual age, then it would be impossible to prosecute for child porn found on someone's computer if you don't know the victims name. Therefore the laws usually refer to apparent age or physical maturity when the real age is unknown.

      The real problem here is that drawn porn does not have a victim.

    7. Re:Character ages? by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      "Beyond reasonable doubt" should be the test. If an 18 year old looks 16 then there's reasonable doubt, but at least the innocent are protected. It's up to the prosecution to actually prove their case. If a child looks to be 12 it's possible that she has a rare genetic condition but not that likely. Reasonable doubt would be a bit of a stretch.

    8. Re:Character ages? by smooth+wombat · · Score: 1

      I wonder what they'll do when they get to furry cartoon porn.

      Forget furry cartoons, just show them pics from PAFCON.

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    9. Re:Character ages? by Yvanhoe · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of the cigar-smoking baby in "Who framed Roger Rabbit ?". I guess we could get him to testify about these issues...

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    10. Re:Character ages? by Barny · · Score: 1

      Duh, throw in bestiality charges as well...

      This ain't tough, it just makes lawyers happy to be alive.

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    11. Re:Character ages? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about underage furry snuff porn? You can get the artist (and I have a few pics in mind) for both CP and for murder.

    12. Re:Character ages? by Mononoke · · Score: 1

      This judgement is particularly interesting in that it prohibits material that could produce "demand", i.e. it possibly encourages something that might potentially be Thoughtcrime.

      Pretty soon the crack of dawn won't be safe.

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    13. Re:Character ages? by greenreaper · · Score: 1

      Real furry conventions are much more fun than PafCon. As for furry cartoons, Softpaw Magazine springs to mind, but they take pains to avoid a resemblance to humans.

    14. Re:Character ages? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "If you would follow my lead your honor and tilt your head like this and squint your eyes ever so slightly would you not agree that this inkblot looks just like the form of a child experimenting with a phallic type object, possibly a vegetable."

    15. Re:Character ages? by triffid_98 · · Score: 1
      What if she's Japanese? According to the child safety laws in the US, half of them ought to be in child seats (children must be secured in a car safety seat or booster seat until they are at least 6 years old or weigh 60 pounds)

      It's up to the prosecution to actually prove their case. If a child looks to be 12 it's possible that she has a rare genetic condition but not that likely. Reasonable doubt would be a bit of a stretch.

    16. Re:Character ages? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So the Judge got in the Net searching for furry porn and found a picture of Bart Simpson doing his mom a favor, and thought. Oh, after seeing that I feel an urge to rape children I must ban the Internets.

    17. Re:Character ages? by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      What do you do if a grown woman looks to be underage?

      I went to school with a girl that when 19 looked like she was 12. She was even small for her age. She was incredibly pretty but could not get any dates because all the guys feared of looking like pedophiles.

      These people are not rare. A friend of mine his wife is 28 and she looks like she is 16. Would her husband be arrested and thrown into pedophile jail for having nude photos of his wife?

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    18. Re:Character ages? by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      If "She looked old enough." isn't a valid defense,

      The following information was taken from the Maryland Coded Statutes:

      Â 3-324. Sexual solicitation of minor.

      (a) "Solicit" defined.- In this section, "solicit" means to command, authorize, urge, entice, request, or advise a person by any means, including:

      (1) in person;

      (2) through an agent or agency;

      (3) over the telephone;

      (4) through any print medium;

      (5) by mail;

      (6) by computer or Internet; or

      (7) by any other electronic means.

      (b) Prohibited.- A person may not, with the intent to commit a violation of  3-304,  3-306, or  3-307 of this subtitle, knowingly solicit a minor, or a law enforcement officer posing as a minor, to engage in activities that would be unlawful for the person to engage in under  3-304,  3-306, or  3-307 of this subtitle.

      Of course, "knowingly" isn't there in the statutes that say you can't actually have sex with them. Also interesting:

      Â 3-304. Rape in the second degree.

      (a) Prohibited.- A person may not engage in vaginal intercourse with another:

      (1) by force, or the threat of force, without the consent of the other;

      (2) if the victim is a mentally defective individual, a mentally incapacitated individual, or a physically helpless individual, and the person performing the act knows or reasonably should know that the victim is a mentally defective individual, a mentally incapacitated individual, or a physically helpless individual; or

      The next statute for "sexual offense" says the same, for ANY sexual activity. "Mentally defective" ... it's illegal to have sex with a retarded person in Maryland.

    19. Re:Character ages? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      i.e. it possibly encourages something that might potentially be Thoughtcrime. Gosh.

      And no one considers the other option. Perhaps there are people that only get their jollies off children. Now, they know it to be wrong, but can't help themselves. They have two choices for sexual gratification, act on it, or masturbate to images. Now, if masturbation to images was sufficient to prevent them from acting on it, and lack of images would increase their tendency to act on it, then we should encourage simulated child porn because it would reduce actual harm to children.

      Instead, we ban simulations because "they" (whoever the hell that is) care more about the harm to society of having such images allowed, as opposed to the actual harm to children. If the harm to children is the highest standard, it seems to me that having such images available would be beneficial. No, I'm not a pedophile, I'm just apparently one of the few that can think rationally about such things. Identify the harms, rate them, and reduce them. Leave your emotions at the door or you'll screw the whole thing up.

    20. Re:Character ages? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which is a nice handle to prohibit all porn...

    21. Re:Character ages? by nasor · · Score: 1

      That was my first thought upon reading the actual wording of the statute as well. If taken at face value, this appears to mean that you could be punished for doing things with your adult girlfriend simply because she looks young.

    22. Re:Character ages? by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      Once again it would come to whether or not it's reasonable to assume that she's of legal age. Naturally some adults look very young, and it would be up to the prosecution to prove that it's very unlikely that the person is an adult.

    23. Re:Character ages? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On all my years on the internet I've not seen furry loli guro.... yet

    24. Re:Character ages? by mpe · · Score: 1

      That's the first thing I thought of when I read this. Isn't there supposed to be a victim somewhere in order to convict someone of this type of crime?

      There is however case law allowing the "victim" and the person being convicted to be one and the same person.

    25. Re:Character ages? by mpe · · Score: 1

      If it was required to know actual age, then it would be impossible to prosecute for child porn found on someone's computer if you don't know the victims name. Therefore the laws usually refer to apparent age or physical maturity when the real age is unknown.
      The real problem here is that drawn porn does not have a victim.


      Actually the real problem is that the whole point of a trial is to protect the accused.

  10. What's next? by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

    Pokemon? (or whatever the new craze is at the moment)

  11. Does that mean.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    That the new London 2012 Olympic logo will be banned; it does like like Lisa Simpson doing something rather rude.

    1. Re:Does that mean.... by megamerican · · Score: 3, Funny

      The logo looks more like a Swastika and thus will be banned in most of Europe under anti-speech hate laws.

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    2. Re:Does that mean.... by BruceCage · · Score: 3, Interesting

      most of Europe

      Hold on, are there any countries apart from Germany that have banned the swastika?

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    3. Re:Does that mean.... by aproposofwhat · · Score: 1

      anti-speech hate laws.

      Not sure whether you meant to put it that way round, but it's so much more true than 'anti hate-speech laws'.

      Kudos to you if you meant it, excellent Freudian slip if you didn't.

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    4. Re:Does that mean.... by ters+a-zA-Z0-9$_.+!* · · Score: 0

      judging by the link it looks like they will distract w/ friendly sheep

    5. Re:Does that mean.... by Dr.+Cody · · Score: 1

      I can't say I've ever considered a blowjob "rude"...

    6. Re:Does that mean.... by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      I won't be able to look at that logo without chuckling to myself now. Thanks a lot.

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    7. Re:Does that mean.... by feandil · · Score: 1

      yep, France for once, any Nazi sign can't be displayed in public. the buddhist one though, that may be acceptable I am not sure

    8. Re:Does that mean.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It totally looks like lisa giving head... Good call!

    9. Re:Does that mean.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That the new London 2012 Olympic logo [london2012.com] will be banned; it does like like Lisa Simpson doing something rather rude.

      OMG, you're absolutely off -- that is most assuredly Lisa strumming off. And the slimey limeys thought they had sent all their criminals to Australia!

    10. Re:Does that mean.... by dr80085 · · Score: 1

      Likewise ;) I thought I was all over the olympics. Bring 'em on! And the T-shirts!

    11. Re:Does that mean.... by sean4u · · Score: 1

      What I want to know is: how are they going to print an animated GIF on T-shirts?

  12. Escape Valve by Extremus · · Score: 2, Insightful

    However it was also to deter the production of other material, including cartoons, that could "fuel demand for material that does involve the abuse of children".

    This is the same question you can find in discussion about violence in games: will it fuel a natural tendency or will it serve as an escape valve?

    1. Re:Escape Valve by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably like drugs/sports/sex/ect, it will serve as an escape valve in most cases and the few cases were theres a natural tendency and lack of control it will turn into abuse/violence/rape/ect.

  13. Time for Australia to Fall Off by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1

    Is it time for Australia to just fall off this planet entirely? You can say that it's just the government and the judges, but who elected that government who put in those judges in the first place?

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    1. Re:Time for Australia to Fall Off by R2.0 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I really am scratching my head over England and Australia. It almost seems like they see the US going down a path and are racing each other to beat us to the end.

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    2. Re:Time for Australia to Fall Off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but who elected that government who put in those judges in the first place?

      Hey, now that's not fair...
      Its not like any of the other jokers were better choices.

      Still, its getting pretty depressing, reading about all these things. I never thought I'd want to leave oz, but I'm getting there now.

    3. Re:Time for Australia to Fall Off by kvezach · · Score: 1

      Their system only lets them vote for Kodos or Kang.

    4. Re:Time for Australia to Fall Off by sproot · · Score: 1

      I never thought I'd want to leave oz, but I'm getting there now.

      For a long time I wanted to leave the UK to go to oz, sadly the US is beginning to look more appealing now.

    5. Re:Time for Australia to Fall Off by Verteiron · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I knew a guy who claimed to be a time-traveler from the future, sent back here on a one-way trip as a sort of anthropologist. He was going to hide all his research somewhere so people in the 2700s could find it.

      Anyway, one of his "predictions" (or, as he would have it, what his history books said) was that Australia would develop into a fascist, Orwellian culture with absolute control on everyone and everything moving in or out of the country, including data on the internet. Later, he said, it would become as isolated and backward as North Korea, but with far greater resources at hand, which is how it was able to launch a nuclear attack against Japan and the west coast of the US. I think all this was supposed to happen by the second half of this century.

      Mind you, he was insane. But every time I hear about Australia taking another step down the road to insanity, I can't help but think about him.

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    6. Re:Time for Australia to Fall Off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only reason the UK and Australia have any chance of beating the US in a race to become a police state is the Bill of Rights. Granted, we have judges that are happy to ignore it or even take a crap on it, but there are enough judges who take it seriously to keep us from winning that race to the bottom.

    7. Re:Time for Australia to Fall Off by vortexau · · Score: 1

      Is it time for Australia to just fall off this planet entirely? You can say that it's just the government and the judges, but who elected that government who put in those judges in the first place?

      How about the US setting the example and leading the way?
      Its not like there are any stupid laws, or jurists, in the US!!
      http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states
      .

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  14. So, who is the victim of this 'crime'? by Hodar · · Score: 4, Insightful
    So, if I don't clearly make my stick-figure adult sized, is this kiddie porn?

    When a goverment makes laws that can not be enforced, people lose respect for not only the law, but the goverment itself.

    This means that any figure, that some judge deems is drawn to represent a person under the age of 21, must be considered juvinile. Therefore, if this drawing is doing something that may be construed as 'adult' in nature, the drawing is now up to the judge's intrepretation as to the age and content of the drawing.

    And people are supposed to sagely nod their heads and say "ye wise man, thou knowest my inner-most thoughts and thy punishment is just".

    As a note to myself, henceforth all my stick figures will sport mustaches (yes, both male and female stick figures). The beard on the females will indicate that they are post-menopause - just to be safe.

    1. Re:So, who is the victim of this 'crime'? by Zarhan · · Score: 1

      Hmm... Xkcd (the sexuality-refencing strips) are child porn? Cute.

    2. Re:So, who is the victim of this 'crime'? by Free+the+Cowards · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The victims are supposedly the real children who get exploited in making real child porn. The theory is that these pornographic drawings contribute to an illicit market in child pornography and thereby encourage the creation of the real thing.

      If you ask me it's utterly bogus reasoning. If anything these sorts of drawings are a good thing, as they will act as a substitute for borderline cases who are attracted to children but don't want to act on that. But in any case, that's the "reasoning" behind it.

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    3. Re:So, who is the victim of this 'crime'? by Briareos · · Score: 1

      The victims are supposedly the real children who get exploited in making real child porn. The theory is that these pornographic drawings contribute to an illicit market in child pornography and thereby encourage the creation of the real thing.

      Why not chop down the Amazonian rain forests next? I'm pretty sure the oxygen produced there also contributes a tiny little bit to the same illicit market...

      np: Boy Robot - The Last Dance (Glamorizing Corporate Lifestyle)

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    4. Re:So, who is the victim of this 'crime'? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is really the point. Who is the victim? Child pornography laws are designed to protect children from exploitation. Nobody is being exploited by a cartoon. In fact, you could argue that a cartoon would provide a pedophile with an outlet for his/her problem that could be akin to the nicotine patch for smokers. This is not justice, it's legislating morality.

    5. Re:So, who is the victim of this 'crime'? by mangu · · Score: 4, Funny

      This means that any figure, that some judge deems is drawn to represent a person under the age of 21, must be considered juvinile. Therefore, if this drawing is doing something that may be construed as 'adult' in nature, the drawing is now up to the judge's intrepretation as to the age and content of the drawing.

      You are quite right.

      As a brief example, this is child porn:

      () C===8

      But this is not (pubic hair implies adulthood):

      @@
      () C===8

    6. Re:So, who is the victim of this 'crime'? by Skinkie · · Score: 1

      Could you please elaborate while lets say 'some' people remove that hair with evil Brazilian waxes? Or razors... or other medieval methods because they are not adults? Or because it seems that it looks better too look 'younger'? How interesting... looking younger... so there seems to be a general preference.

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    7. Re:So, who is the victim of this 'crime'? by TerranFury · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What's frightening about this particular case is that I actually know about these files they're referring to -- and tons of people used to have them. Back when DirectConnect was a popular P2P app, I remember seeing files with names like "Simpsons porn" on lots of people's hard drives. I never thought much of it; obviously it was a crude joke and nothing more. It would never have even occurred to me to consider it child porn.

      What's scary is how close to home this hits. Out of stupid morbid curiosity, I almost downloaded some of this crap, just to see what it contained. In the end I said, "meh, a waste of bandwidth," turned up my nose at the unwashed masses and their silly jokes, and decided not to. Man, it turns out that it was a good thing I was a snob in those days! I could have ended up in the slammer!

      Now it turns out that all those people, who I'd just thought of as "silly," were, according to the legal system of Australia, actually child pornographers. Yeesh.

      I feel sorry for the poor bastard who just got lynched. The judge sounds like more of a pedophile than he is.

    8. Re:So, who is the victim of this 'crime'? by Dan541 · · Score: 1

      The victims are supposedly the real children who get exploited in making real child porn. The theory is that these pornographic drawings contribute to an illicit market in child pornography and thereby encourage the creation of the real thing.

      The government also believe that cutting supply (censorship) will somehow reduce demand.

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    9. Re:So, who is the victim of this 'crime'? by nasor · · Score: 1

      That's why I always draw large boobs on my stick figures, to avoid any confusion.

    10. Re:So, who is the victim of this 'crime'? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How interesting... looking younger... so there seems to be a general preference.

      There are still limits, NAMBLA boy.

      Personally, I prefer waxing/shaving not because it makes anyone "look younger" (check out the anatomy of an underage girl and you should be able to see that that's false), but because pubic hairs are annoying as hell when stuck in the mouth or throat.

    11. Re:So, who is the victim of this 'crime'? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you hit puberty at 21 too?

    12. Re:So, who is the victim of this 'crime'? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      21? Try 16.

      It's a nitpick, but Americans seem to forget that Australia does not have the same laws as the US. The age of consent in Australia is 16 in most states, and 17 in the rest (with exemptions in Victoria if both parties are within two years of each other).

      Given that sex before marriage is not particularly frowned upon in Aus (apart from in certain sections of society), it seems illogical to label consensual sex as "statutory rape". Especially given that the average age of first sexual intercourse in Australia is 17.

      Source: Ages of Consent in Australia.

      On a personal note, I've never understood how the American system works, given the average age for the first sexual incident is 17 but the age of consent is (in most cases) 21. Does this mean that most Americans are guilty of rape?

    13. Re:So, who is the victim of this 'crime'? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      xkcd is fucked

  15. Warning: Above Post is from 19th century by mujadaddy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Oh, you innocent!

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  16. Ouch by Shivetya · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So how long before Anime is child porn down there? Oversexed adolescents are the typical fare so it probably is fodder for these guys. It really sounds similar to the case involving the suicide we had recently, the law just HAD to do something because it was "OBVIOUSLY" wrong to begin with. In other words, law based on the whim of a government employee.

    It is a cartoon, no one real was harmed, so now inanimate objects have rights or is that entirely dependent on what they represent? I mean, can you get busted for making a parody where the statue shits on the bird? After all its "naughty bits" might be showing.

    Who would have thought the real prudes wouldn't be over zealous religious players and instead dowdy old government goons

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    1. Re:Ouch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      So how long before Anime is child porn down there?

      It already is: http://www.customs.gov.au/site/page.cfm?c=9256

      Mr Bao Peng Lin pleaded guilty to four charges - one count of importing child pornography, one count of importing anime pornography depicting sexual violence, one count of possessing anime pornography depicting sexual violence and one count of making a false statement to Customs.

      Customs investigators subsequently executed Customs search and seizure warrants on a house in Morley. Western Australia Police also attended.

      A further 14 anime DVDs were seized by Customs as they contained images of sexual violence.

    2. Re:Ouch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe I read somewhere that in the US some anime stuff IS considered child porn. Some web sites that hosted places to share hentai drawings of obviously underaged characters have been shut down.

    3. Re:Ouch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lolicon#Legal_issues_elsewhere

      id say about 3 years in the past for us in the US

    4. Re:Ouch by RyoShin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Who would have thought the real prudes wouldn't be over zealous religious players and instead dowdy old government goons

      You're making the dangerous assumption that these two groups are mutually exclusive.

    5. Re:Ouch by genner · · Score: 1

      Undersexed. Those teenagers talk a lot but never seem to get down to action, despite constantly running into each other naked. That's not very believable, IMHO.

      What's not believeable? I'm convinced several manga-ka's have hired private investigators to study my life for story ideas.

    6. Re:Ouch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh...seconded. In the past couple months, there have been three girls, got to semi-nudity, no actual sex before they had to leave the city. In fairness, one time it was my fault because I have this nasty tendency to be honest. I should just shut up. Anyway...yeah. Very realistic, as I can attest to. Though I haven't been a teenager for a few years now.

    7. Re:Ouch by plasmacutter · · Score: 1

      Who would have thought the real prudes wouldn't be over zealous religious players and instead dowdy old government goons

      on the risk of beating this very, very dead horse, you seem to think these two groups are mutually exclusive and have apparently never seen bush or rumsfeld in action

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    8. Re:Ouch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's a list with some possibly illegal titles:

      Love Hina (all of the girls are underage and there are plenty of nude scenes)
      Mahou Sensei Negima (naked 11 year old vampires)
      Chobits (robot girls (naked))
      Macademy Wasshoi (check youtube for the intro video and see for yourself)
      Living Game (even though the sex is implied, the girl is still only 16)
      Genshiken (flat chests on the covers of many of the doujinshi shown)
      Berserk (whohohooahahahaha let's leave it at that)
      Excel Saga (some "dirty" swimsuit closeups)
      Ranma (none of them are legal right? titties everywhere)
      Dragon Half (she's like fifteen or something as stated by the manga itself. more tits)
      Battle Royale (afaik)

      Etc. etc.

      (btwlol the captcha word for this post is "purity")

    9. Re:Ouch by noidentity · · Score: 1

      It is a cartoon, no one real was harmed, so now inanimate objects have rights or is that entirely dependent on what they represent?

      What, like an inanimate carbon rod?

    10. Re:Ouch by glittalogik · · Score: 1

      Incidentally, an 'every-time-someone-dies' Battle Royale drinking game gets hell messy. Fun times =)

    11. Re:Ouch by BradMajors · · Score: 1

      Anime has already been ruled to be child porn in some jurisdictions.

      The crime is not the act, the crime is the thought.

    12. Re:Ouch by goonerw · · Score: 1

      Who would have thought the real prudes wouldn't be over zealous religious players and instead dowdy old government goons

      It was a court finding, not a parliamentary decision.

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  17. Yay for freedom! by lixee · · Score: 1

    So, first the UK's ISPs censor the wiki's artwork (and accompanying text!) of that album by Scorpion. Then this? Next thing you know, people wearing t-shirts of Nirvana's Nevermind will be arrested.

    Free country my knee!

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  18. And..? by bhunachchicken · · Score: 2, Funny

    Bart: Hey guys, just so you don't hear any wild rumors, an Australian judge has ruled that some drawings of us are considered to be child porn.

    Homer: Pfff. That's no reason to block the TV.

    1. Re:And..? by steak · · Score: 1

      that's like ironical or something

  19. this isn't a court case it's an experiment by steak · · Score: 1

    if australia can make the internet work without rule 34, then we may all be spared the horror of having to see two at-at's making sweet sweet love. also free speech and where the line is and what resides on which side of said line.

    1. Re:this isn't a court case it's an experiment by jweller · · Score: 1

      ... we may all be spared the horror of having to see two at-at's making sweet sweet love.

      Thats OK, but if Darth Vader is driving one, and Chewbacca is driving the other, the line is clearly crossed.

  20. This is a major breakthrough by discord5 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm sure that the children who are actually being abused around the world are enormously happy that at least their favourite cartoon characters are safe.

    I'm sorry if that's a little too cynical, but don't these people have important things to do?

    1. Re:This is a major breakthrough by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

      They're upside-down all day long, what did you expect?

    2. Re:This is a major breakthrough by Ihmhi · · Score: 1

      And they get very dizzy from their toilets flushing in the opposite direction all the time.

    3. Re:This is a major breakthrough by Dan541 · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry if that's a little too cynical, but don't these people have important things to do?

      No they dont.

      Why, what do you expect the courts to do,
      punish criminals?

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  21. I feel a great disturbance in the Force by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    as if millions of hentai viewers suddenly cried out in terror

  22. This can only get better by Mascot · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's only a matter of time before this judge goes after Groenig for the murder of Itchy and Scratchy.

    1. Re:This can only get better by PincusJr · · Score: 0

      I laughed out loud.

    2. Re:This can only get better by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm already waiting for "On behalf of Mr. Kenny McCormick we sue the makers of Southpark for repeated and multiple murder..."

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    3. Re:This can only get better by dukieduke · · Score: 1

      Since when did violence on TV become a crime? You are not thinking of the children here.

  23. Are people who see child porn in everything... by Viol8 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ... possibly paedophiles themselves but don't want to admit it and so make a big deal out of everything that could possibly turn them on? I'm not trying to be frivolous , but it days past (and probably still) you'd often get violently anti gay men who in the end turned out to be gay themselves but couldn't accept it - that anger was actually self hate. I do wonder these days with a lot of people seeing child porn everywhere whether these people themselves are paedos and are getting turned on by pictures of peoples kids on the beach or whatever and so to try to prove to themselves that they're not perverts they do a 180 and try to ban everything.

    1. Re:Are people who see child porn in everything... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was Kurbain's view on them, hense why he'd only allow a sticker on the album for censorship, not actual image editing.

    2. Re:Are people who see child porn in everything... by ductonius · · Score: 4, Informative

      Congratulations, you've discovered Freudian reaction formation.

    3. Re:Are people who see child porn in everything... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's more akin to OCD.

      There are cases of people who obsess over the fact they might be a pedophile, and harm their own children.

      In fact they have no intention of harming their children, and no sexual interest in minors. They are hung up over an idea, and the fear of loss of control of their own actions.

      The hysterical response in the media to pedophilia only makes things worse for these people. It's very sad.

    4. Re:Are people who see child porn in everything... by Chris+Burke · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I remember a comedian (Bobcat Goldthwait iirc, which tells you how long ago this was if I can't recall for certain) pointing this out, observing that it's only porn if it's titillating. So has a picture of his kid running naked through a sprinkler in his wallet, and he shows it to a normal person, they go "oh hey, cute kid", and then he shows it to the reactionary type and they go "Oh my God! Get that disgusting sexual filth away from me!" which makes you wonder why they thought that way.

      There was also a hilarious Mad TV sketch, also many years ago, about an artist who painted Rorschach tests, only he had an actual subject in mind when painting them, who trying to get a grant from the National Endowment of the Arts by talking to a congressman or whoever, who sees child porn in every one of them. E.g. "I can't believe that you would show me such filth!" "What are you talking about?" "This is clearly child pornography! See, there's the smooth, young boy, and there's the wrinkled old man trying to seduce him!" and "I call this one 'Puppies, puppies, puppies'", followed by "Why don't you call it what it is: 'Naked boys, naked boys, naked boys'!" and so forth. At the end of the sketch, the senator stands up and without prompting cries "I am not a pedophile!" It was quite hilarious.

      On the other hand, it's not like any reasonable, non-pedophile person would see a drawing of two Simpson's characters humping and think that this wasn't intended to be sexual.

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    5. Re:Are people who see child porn in everything... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I vaguely recall reading about quite a few cases of people pushing various 'think of the children' and anti-port type laws being arrested for child porn possession around when all those mega church pastors and republicans were being outed for being gay. I personally think its true. Being pedophiles themselves and associating with more of them they see predators all around them and lose sight that the world is not nearly as dangerous as they are to children. I think they also tend to think highly of themselves (possibly because they are in a position of power) and in their warped view of the world they think are not as bad as the other unknown pedophiles so while they can justify things to themselves(maybe they feel they can control themself) they need to try to protect children from these other more dangerous people(who can not control themselves as well as they do).

    6. Re:Are people who see child porn in everything... by genner · · Score: 1

      Umm yeah....crack a window, will ya.

    7. Re:Are people who see child porn in everything... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There was also a hilarious Mad TV sketch, also many years ago

      Youtube link:
      http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=5BB920B62701D525&page=12

      And yeah, it captures the essence perfectly.

      (Heh! My captcha is "baiter")

    8. Re:Are people who see child porn in everything... by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Bah, it says 'video unavailable'. :P

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    9. Re:Are people who see child porn in everything... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It does seem like they're acting out their guilt. I'll be honest (but Anonymous): I have looked at a 14 year old before (at the age of 26) and had sexual thoughts. Explicit ones. I saw no porn of them... but the fact is, nature puts that feeling there for teens that have reached sexual maturity. Nature doesn't turn that off because laws magically say it should.

      I'd put money on EVERY jackass shouting for these laws having had such thoughts. Any one who hasn't probably doesn't have a functioning reproductive system. Couple that with the fact that the church (where this morality and these laws start) considers the THOUGHT of the sin as bad as doing it, and suddenly you have legions of very guilt-ridden people. Religion is very good at creating them, ya know.

      The problem with all these idiots is that they expect to change human nature in expecting those thoughts to disappear. A responsible adult has the thought, acknowledges the thought, curbs their response (through willpower or some kind of release like drawing their fantasy and getting it out of their head), then continues to treat the minor as a minor and keep their hands off.

      These guys are feeling guilty of the thought and acting out by trying to attack everybody that tries to handle it (more) rationally, yet admits to their flawed humanity. In the case of these Simpsons images (I've seen em) they also get a laugh at the same time. I mean frankly, I think the damn things are so over-the-top and tongue-in-cheek that my temptation isn't to jerk off, but to laugh and stare in dumbfounded amusement.

      Pedophilia and terrorism... the moment you see anyone invoke them these days, you know there's some terrified, guilt-riddled religious fundie (or profit-mongering, power hungry politician) waiting to slap another yoke on to control you.

    10. Re:Are people who see child porn in everything... by BobReturns · · Score: 1

      Days Past?

      Wasn't there some prominent senator in the last couple of years that this actually happened with? Something to do with an airport bathroom. (I'm not really sure - UK resident, just vaguely remember hearing something about it.)

    11. Re:Are people who see child porn in everything... by Locke2005 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Reminds of the time I took a Rorschach ink blot test. For every ink blot shown, I responded that it reminded me of sex. At the conclusion, the psychiatrist said "Mr. Locke, you appear to be obsessed with sex!" to which I replied "What do you mean me?!? YOU are the one that drew all those dirty pictures!"

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    12. Re:Are people who see child porn in everything... by Poddus · · Score: 1

      also, this, with the exception of "pedophiles" replacing "homosexuals". I should think the basic principal still applies.

    13. Re:Are people who see child porn in everything... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it seems to me that such alarmists are common enough that, if they are indeed closet paedophiles, then they are common enough to change the definition of "normal". I shudder to think of what such strident folks would be like as openly paedophilic activists. Can we expect to see a pedo's Stonewall followed a decade or two later with Pedo Pride Parades in major cities?..........kinda gives "won't someone please think of the children" a whole new possible meaning doesn't it?

    14. Re:Are people who see child porn in everything... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On the other hand, it's not like any reasonable, non-pedophile person would see a drawing of two Simpson's characters humping and think that this wasn't intended to be sexual.

      OTOH, even as a sexual parody, the intent might well not be considered titillating, which the law turns on (no pun intended) in some jurisdictions.

  24. Where does it stop? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Between this and the recent internet filtering trainwreck, not to mention a bunch of other insane government measures that stifle civil rights and censor media, Australia is starting to out-pace the US with government funded oppression of various sorts. At least that is something I can say for the US, we at least still somewhat have a free media, if only just(though that is quickly changing). I really hope you Aussies get those morons out of office before it's too late.

    1. Re:Where does it stop? by draco664 · · Score: 1

      Oddly enough, the very people in power at the moment were the ones who were loudly yelling about how the previous government was anti-free speech, pro-censorship and arch-conservative. What a difference a year in power makes...

  25. The Simpsons Movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bart is not depicted in a sexual manner and therefore is not child pornography.

    1. Re:The Simpsons Movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I came.

  26. Isn't this insulting to abused children? by WarwickRyan · · Score: 1

    The time, effort and money spent prosecuting someone for what, to any sane person is clearly not a crime would be better spent doing stuff like, you know, protecting actual children from being, you know, actually abused?

    As it is, all this does is insult those who've suffered abuse. It makes what has happend to them seem like a joke.

    Bloody kangaroo court in a country full of crims.

    1. Re:Isn't this insulting to abused children? by Shados · · Score: 1

      I agree. Honestly, with this kind of situation, the victim isn't "the children", it is people with delicate moral values. Those people can go to hell. There's enough issues in this world that needs working on, we don't need to spend time worrying over fragile emotional losers.

    2. Re:Isn't this insulting to abused children? by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

      Bloody kangaroo court in a country full of crims.

      Well, it used to be their main imports, you know. /duck

    3. Re:Isn't this insulting to abused children? by stuntmanmike · · Score: 0

      That's true, this is trivializing real abuse. When people read about stupid things like this, they start to think that any concern about CP or child abuse is overblown and hysterical.

      It's a shame, because the real thing destroys lives. The "think of the children" crowd often does go too far, but that doesn't mean we need to swing the pendulum all the way in the other direction.

  27. If they are going against that... by Keyper7 · · Score: 1

    ...I wonder what they'll have to say about Lolicon.

    1. Re:If they are going against that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Any representation of a child in a sexual manner is considered child pornography in Australia. The wiki article you link to even mentions Australia (last I checked).

    2. Re:If they are going against that... by Keyper7 · · Score: 1

      Any representation of a child in a sexual manner is considered child pornography in Australia. The wiki article you link to even mentions Australia (last I checked).

      Mentions Australia and the Simpsons rule. Damn, wikipedians are fast. My bad.

  28. Holy precedent, Bat...guy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, now that cartoon people are real (in Australia), where does this end? Can artists be arrested for pictures of toture? How about movies? If an actor kills someone in a film, can they be arrested for murder?

  29. Totally illogical reasoning by clickety6 · · Score: 4, Funny

    "the mere fact that they were not realistic representations of human beings did not mean that they could not be considered people", said Justice Michael Adams.

    The jury of peers, consisting of Popeye, TinTin, Andy Pandy, Bob the Builder, Elmer Fudd and Captain Caveman all agreed. Popeye was heard to say, "I yam what I yam, and if I yain't a person then what yam I? Just a cartoon figure? I thinks not yukyukyukyukyuk".

    So, how bad does a drawing have to be before Adams considers that it is not a person? And isn't there something just a little worrying about the sanity of a Justice who believes that a drawing has the same rights as a person?

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    1. Re:Totally illogical reasoning by sjames · · Score: 1

      Connecting all the dots, does that mean MS should be prosecuted for fucking younger corporations?

    2. Re:Totally illogical reasoning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I, for one, will be reporting Homer Simpson for child abuse. I have regarly witnessed him beating and strangling his son.
      Our imaginary streets are not safe until this imaginary child beating monster is locked in an imaginary prison.

      Where does it end? Are Itchy and Scratchy guilty of cruelty to animals? If a realtistic representation of a humans can be considered as people, then logically, they can be held accountable for their actions as people.

    3. Re:Totally illogical reasoning by genner · · Score: 1

      Connecting all the dots, does that mean MS should be prosecuted for fucking younger corporations?

      Yes, but that has nothing to do with the case.

    4. Re:Totally illogical reasoning by onedotzero · · Score: 1

      Well, this is just it. By law, a 'person' is an entity to which rights and responsibilities are ascribed. For example, being a person allows you to engage in commerce with other 'persons' such as corporations etc.

      A cartoon is not a person, and cannot possibly be so, in the eyes of the law. I cannot even begin to fathom how this has happened. I'm at a total loss for words. There are more plot holes than in The Matrix. Surely there must be some kind of investigation into this nonsense?

    5. Re:Totally illogical reasoning by gnud · · Score: 1

      Let's all make obscene or voilent drawings of simplistic humanoids or stick people, and send them to the Justice with the caption "NOT A PERSON".

  30. Prevention, YEAH!!! by mangu · · Score: 1

    the real disgusting kid stuff)because if they are able to see it, they begin to imagine it, and if they imagine it, they want to go do it

    That's why sites like this one should be illegal, because when people see it they begin to imagine it and they want to commit theft. Also, sites like this one give away information that may be used by criminals, so they should be illegal too.

  31. The Judge needs to explain his reasoning by Brian+Ribbon · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Justice Adams said the purpose of the legislation was to stop sexual exploitation and child abuse where images are depicted of "real" children.

    However it was also to deter the production of other material, including cartoons, that could "fuel demand for material that does involve the abuse of children"."

    Firstly, child pornography is generally produced by people who wish to profit from such material or trade it with others. The belief that non-commercial demand encourages production is based on the assumption that child pornographers produce such images to distribute freely, which clearly contradicts claims that child pornography is a multi-billion dollar industry.

    The idea that viewing child sex cartoons encourages child pornographers to abuse actual children takes this argument to an even more ridiculous level. If someone can download child sex cartoons in order to get their fix, they are less likely to download real pictures of children. If commercial child pornographers make an increasing amount of money from child sex cartoons, they're more likely to draw cartoons than use real children. If there is an increasing demand for cartoons amongst people who trade child pornography, those who produce images for trading will be more likely to draw cartoons than use real children

    There is no mechanism by which viewing child sex cartoons can lead to real children being used for child pornography; this is yet another example of blind moralism being placed above the welfare of children.

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    1. Re:The Judge needs to explain his reasoning by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      And by this theory, violent acts depicted in cartoons are incitations to commit murder.

      As an Australian, I'm deeply ashamed at this idiocy. Child porn is bad because it hurts REAL CHILDREN when they make it. The belief that the image of a thing is the same as a thing is magical thinking. It's literally how voodoo works. (Well, if voodoo worked.)

      Anyone wondering what this is about: Results 1 - 20 of about 211,000 for simpsons porn

    2. Re:The Judge needs to explain his reasoning by Kjella · · Score: 1

      Never try to argue with the gateway logic crowd.

      First you smoke a cigarette. Then you smoke pot. Then you do heavy drugs and become a crazy homeless bum. Thus, smoking will turn you to a crazy homeless bum.

      Using the same logic I'm sure they can go from watching cartoons to raping your baby niece in no time.

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    3. Re:The Judge needs to explain his reasoning by Opportunist · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The argument of "watching cartoon child porn makes people want real child porn" only raised one question in me: "Judge? Do you want to watch real children getting raped after watching this?" (obvious answer) "Then why the bloody hell do you think others would 'turn pedo' by looking at it?"

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    4. Re:The Judge needs to explain his reasoning by genner · · Score: 1

      The belief that the image of a thing is the same as a thing is magical thinking. It's literally how voodoo works. (Well, if voodoo worked.)

      No voodoo works through communion with the Loa.

      Just saying.......

    5. Re:The Judge needs to explain his reasoning by nasor · · Score: 1

      Right. If it's porn, you're fueling the demand for the commercial stuff. If it's music or (non-porn)movies, you're lowering the profits that people can make selling it. Got it...

    6. Re:The Judge needs to explain his reasoning by qc_dk · · Score: 1

      A ha. We've got 'em now.

      If the (non paying) watching of CP is a boon to the production of CP, which it must be if you want to uphold that just seeing CP constitutes abetting the act of abusing the child, then it is at odds with the current copyright laws.

      Either then "piracy" is in fact a boon to the production of art and therefore must be upheld as not only legal but an ideal for man to follow, or copyright is correct and we should all be downloading as much CP as possible to put the child pornographers out of business.

      q.e.d.

      Sadly logic is not the goal of politics and law. Politicians just want to be seen as doing something. It is off course much easier to find and convict someone of seeing something online, than finding the assholes who are abusing the children. But, frankly anyone who favours spending time and money on finding some harmless perv(especially when the material is a cartoon as in this case) on the internet instead of using that effort to convict the people abusing children, are implicated in the abuse in my eyes.

    7. Re:The Judge needs to explain his reasoning by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      There is no mechanism by which viewing child sex cartoons can lead to real children being used for child pornography

      So, if someone gets turned on by cartoon child porn, it doesn't seem likely they will want to move onto real-life child porn?

      Do you think paedophiles are all models of self-control, or something?

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    8. Re:The Judge needs to explain his reasoning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The idea that viewing child sex cartoons encourages child pornographers to abuse actual children takes this argument to an even more ridiculous level.

      I think you're misunderstanding slightly. This judge is using the "gateway drug" justification. Marijuana leads to heroin in the same way that an interest in Bart & Lisa porn leads to a dependence on childporn.

      It's still ridiculous, but slightly less.

  32. Latvia by tacet · · Score: 2, Informative

    In Latvia, where I live, you can get 3 years in jail for creating, sharing or downloading such thing. Creating includes writing too.

    1. Re:Latvia by computational+super · · Score: 2, Funny

      So? You can be executed for criticizing Dr. Doom there, too.

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  33. Oh, it's on... as dependents on my tax return. by jbezorg · · Score: 5, Funny

    "...the mere fact that they were not realistic representations of human beings did not mean that they could not be considered people."

    Those cardboard cutouts of Homer & Marge in the passenger seats? Restricted commuter lanes, here I come.

    Oh and the cardboard cutouts of Bart, Lisa and Maggie? Dependents when I file taxes.

    The tape that holds them together? That's a medical expense.

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    1. Re:Oh, it's on... as dependents on my tax return. by alfredo · · Score: 1

      Be sure not to take them across state lines.

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    2. Re:Oh, it's on... as dependents on my tax return. by jbezorg · · Score: 1

      Noted.

      Though I do wonder about the legal ramifications of making photocopies. That would mean I was cloning them right?

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    3. Re:Oh, it's on... as dependents on my tax return. by alfredo · · Score: 1

      You might run afoul of Fox lawyers too. they want them all to themselves. Perverts.

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  34. Hopefully this will happen soon in the US... by MunchMunch · · Score: 1

    ...so the Supreme Court can get around to declaring 18 USC 2252A's ban on "virtual" child porn unconstitutional, like they did for the "simulated child porn" provision of the CPPA.
    .
    Their reasoning in striking down the CPPA from Ashcroft v. Free Speech Coalition (here)is clearly applicable; the policy rationales (there was no harm to an actual minor, no crime that took place in the creation, etc...) almost entirely support striking down a ban on virtual child porn.

    1. Re:Hopefully this will happen soon in the US... by swabeui · · Score: 1

      They already have tried this in the US. Back a few years ago the FBI raided and shut down a story site for what should be protected by the 1st amendment.

      Red Rose Stories Shutdown

    2. Re:Hopefully this will happen soon in the US... by corsec67 · · Score: 1

      there was no harm to an actual minor, no crime that took place in the creation

      Except that really doesn't matter. Just look at some of the child predator stings operated by police.
      They have a police officer pretending to be a minor, entice someone to go somewhere to have sex with a minor that doesn't exist.

      Nowhere is there even a minor, much less one that could get harmed.

      Or the police officers could even pose as a mom.

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    3. Re:Hopefully this will happen soon in the US... by MunchMunch · · Score: 1

      Point taken, but it isn't really comparable. The sting operations (like you see on To Catch a Predator, for instance) target men that are attempting to engage in sexually explicit conduct with a minor.
      .
      This is different (1) because sexual conduct with minors and sexual photos of minors are different offenses, each with their own policy rationales (specifically, the policy rationale against photos IS to prevent the offense involving actual contact), and (2) those seeking to have sexual contact with minors involve intent to abuse a real minor, even if it really is an FBI agent.

      Though they seem similar, courts see hundreds of these cases and have developed differing common law to interpret differing statutes to punish them separately.

    4. Re:Hopefully this will happen soon in the US... by corsec67 · · Score: 1

      Point taken, but it isn't really comparable.

      Ah, right. (Argument is no my strong suit, and don't always pick the best example)

      I should have gone for the very similar case where the victim is punished by the law:

      Genuine pictures of people engaged in sex, where both are under 18, taken by minors themselves, where punishing the person who took the picture is punishing the "victim" of the picture.

      This is especially disturbing where the sex itself is legal, but the creation of pictures of that act by the actors is a felony.

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  35. Justice Adams is Eddie Valiant by clickety6 · · Score: 1

    The new hero of ToonTown!

    He stands for the rights of toons everywhere!

    "These Toons are just as human as you and me", he decried, before dropping a 1 tonne anvil on his own head.

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  36. In other news... by AdamWill · · Score: 1

    ""If the persons were real, such depictions could never be permitted,"Justice Adams said in his judgement."
    "the mere fact that they were not realistic representations of human beings did not mean that they could not be considered people."

    In other news, the director of 300 has been found guilty of mass murder, and sentenced to execution. ...and the world's gone mad.

    1. Re:In other news... by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      This Judge has just demonstrated his/her lack of forethought, understanding, and reason. He/she should be removed from office to protect the citizenship.

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  37. This is one step from... by CynicalTyler · · Score: 4, Insightful

    thoughtcrime.

    1. Re:This is one step from... by Mystery00 · · Score: 1

      One step? This _is_ thought crime! Drawings come from imagination, you can recognise the depiction of anything as anything you want it to depict inside your own imagination.

      Forget child pornography, this is a legal stance against imagination and pure fantasy!

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    2. Re:This is one step from... by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Where do you see this distance? I can't see any. This is thoughtcrime. There is nobody being harmed, nobody being at any kind of disadvantage, what remains after the dust settles is the claim that someone could think a certain way after looking at those pictures.

      Where do you see the difference to thoughtcrime?

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    3. Re:This is one step from... by teslar · · Score: 1

      No this is one step beyond thoughtcrime. Toughtcrime is about thoughts that might lead to crime. This is about material which might lead to thoughtcrime.

      Ino other words, the logic here goes: while Bart and Lisa are clearly not real children having sex, they might put funny ideas about real children into your head and hence this needs to be stopped.

    4. Re:This is one step from... by CynicalTyler · · Score: 1

      I suppose I should've been more specific. It's one step away from thoughtcrime to prosecute the people who create works like this (prosecuting consumers or people who have it in their possession is another matter, though equally heinous). By which I mean you can imagine Lisa screwing Bart all you want, but the minute you've put it on paper you've "committed" a crime. Obviously I'm pointing this out to illustrate how asinine Australia's courts are.

    5. Re:This is one step from... by Haeleth · · Score: 2, Informative

      Where do you see the difference to thoughtcrime?

      In real thoughtcrime, the crime would be to have the thought. Here, the crime is to possess an image which the judge believes might prompt the thought. The difference is that there is still something in the real world (in this case, the cartoon) that is being presented as evidence that a crime took place; in a thoughtcrime situation, the prosecutor could secure a conviction just by saying something like "we know this person thinks evil things because he looks too happy during the Two Minutes' Thinking Of The Children Only Not Like That You Sick Pervert".

    6. Re:This is one step from... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      The only reason that this picture is necessary is that we didn't figure out how to read people's minds yet, I'm fairly sure of that...

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    7. Re:This is one step from... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Without any actual studies to back that up, of course.

  38. I would rather pedophiles looked at this... by QJimbo · · Score: 1

    Sure, being sexually attracted to children isn't normal, the thoughts themselves are not a crime. While it certainly isn't the most appealing thing to talk about, a way they can get a release is from drawings of pedophilia. Actual child pornography is wrong because children are harmed in the making of it, but with a drawing, nobody is harmed.

    Do we really want the possibility of MORE sexually frustrated pedophiles?

    1. Re:I would rather pedophiles looked at this... by Shados · · Score: 1

      I agree. When you think about it, that would be no different than someone who needs to vent some steam playing Wii Boxing to feel like he/she is smacking someone upside down. I think everyone has, at least once in their life, vented a strong emotion on something totally safe, and it made them feel better, and in many cases, probably prevented something worse from happening (ie: punching your boss in the face).

      I don't see how something like this would be any different. Some dude starts having sick sick fantasies of raping a 12 years old or whatever. Goes look at hentai or whatsnot, get rid of his load, then once the hormones calm down, figures out it was fairly stupid and goes on with his life. A potential alternative here is that so this person can come to that final conclusion, they'd go and use a real 12 years old...only to find out he's really not into it after all...but its too late.

    2. Re:I would rather pedophiles looked at this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, being sexually attracted to children isn't normal

      Depends what you define as "children", doesn't it? For example, Shakespeare's Juliet was only 13, but nobody calls Romeo a paedophile. There's a problem here, which is that people campaigning for tougher laws always talk about the abuse of prepubescent children, but child porn laws in many places affect people right up to adulthood.

      I could go out right now and impregnate a 16-year-old, and it would be perfectly legal. But if I drew a pencil sketch of her naked, suddenly I'd be a paedophile. What the fuck is with that?

      I wish we lived in a rational society where it was possible to raise these issues without being accused of having sympathy for people who rape babies.

  39. Re:Justice Adams is Eddie Valiant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If only..

  40. Vampires! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, what about vampires? Let's say the Simpsons were all bit, and they are ageless blood-suckers?
    That means they are timeless, eternal.

    Does that mean they are still children? Vampires can be centuries old!
    So that 11 year old may look 11, but could be 311, 411, or older!

    Looks can be deceiving. Vampires are in our midst! :p

  41. oblig itchy&scratchy by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 1

    Porch Pals

    The first "kinder, gentler" Itchy and Scratchy production.
    Forced By Marge's Anti Violence Campaign.

    They love! They share!
    They share and love and share!
    Love, love, love!
    Share, share, share!
    The Itchy and Scratchy Show!

    Itchy and Scratchy are sitting in rocking chairs on a porch with a
    table holding a pitcher of lemonade between them. The dialogue is as
    follows :

    Itchy: Lemonade?
    [3-second pause]
    Scratchy: Please.
    Itchy: I made it just for you.
    Scratchy: You are my best friend.
    Itchy: Mm, this really hits the spot.
    Scratchy: Doesn't it, though.
    Itchy: You make really good lemonade, Scratchy.
    Scratchy: [embarrassed] Oh, thank you, Itchy.
    [superimpose a heart with `The End' on it]

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  42. Trademark Violation by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

    However, he was fined A$3000 and required to enter into a two-year good behaviour bond in respect to each of the charges.

    You know, the way things are going, he probably would have gotten a bigger fine if they'd just gone after him for trademark violation of cartoon minors.

    I doubt that the series of Peanuts-character bondage paintings will be put on show in Oz any time soon.

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    Oh, say does that Star-Spangled Banner entwine / The myrtle of Venus with Bacchus's vine?
  43. from TFA by Michael+Restivo · · Score: 1

    But Justice Adams agreed with the magistrate, finding that while The Simpsons characters had hands with four fingers and their faces were "markedly and deliberately different to those of any possible human being", the mere fact that they were not realistic representations of human beings did not mean that they could not be considered people.

    Indeed! this is certainly a convoluted hyperreality on par with South Park's Imaginationland.

    Cheers, Mike

  44. Display as illegal as the act itself? by Opportunist · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What is the argument against drawings of child porn? That showing the act is as much criminal as the act itself?

    Then why are action movies legal that show killing people? Is it less criminal to show how to kill someone than it is how to rape someone? Is it me or is this logic a wee bit flawed? It's legal to show how a person is getting disembowled, with blood and guts flying while a chainsaw rips through their body (yeah, of course special effects, but hell, that's REAL people acting, I'm not even talking some splatter anime/manga here!), but it is illegal to draw something?

    Could anyone explain to me the logic behind that? I'm sorry, I don't get it.

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    1. Re:Display as illegal as the act itself? by bentcd · · Score: 1

      What is the argument against drawings of child porn? That showing the act is as much criminal as the act itself?
      (...)
      Could anyone explain to me the logic behind that? I'm sorry, I don't get it.

      Simple. It's Christian morality gone off the deep end. Logic does not enter into it.

      If you want this sort of thing to stop you may want to support campaigns to teach more critical thinking in school, get more people through college/university, etc.

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    2. Re:Display as illegal as the act itself? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Any suggestions that also have some kind of chance to succeed? Don't get me wrong, but I've been trying to reason with people for too long to still have any kind of hope it might have any kind of effect.

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    3. Re:Display as illegal as the act itself? by bentcd · · Score: 1

      Any suggestions that also have some kind of chance to succeed? Don't get me wrong, but I've been trying to reason with people for too long to still have any kind of hope it might have any kind of effect.

      It is nigh impossible to reason with people over religion. If they haven't already learned critical thinking by the time they're adults, chances are they are hopelessly lost to whatever myths they accumulated along the way. (It may be possible to reprogram them for all I know but this wouldn't really solve the root problem.)
      The real hope lies in ensuring that the next generation benefits from better education and so will be capable of making fewer mistakes than what ours did.

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    4. Re:Display as illegal as the act itself? by Cederic · · Score: 3, Interesting

      As I mentioned in a reply above, the justification in the UK was to provide a means to prosecute people that film the abuse of children (and yeah, we're talking hard hot cocks up 6 year old arses, this isn't a fucking game) and use rotoscoping or other techniques to turn it into a cartoon.

      As the published video was a cartoon it couldn't be prosecuted under decency laws and there was no proof that abuse took place. Under the new laws it can be prosecuted, whether abuse can be proven or not.

      And if you happen to hand-draw some cartoons from scratch then you're fucked because the law is badly written and zealously prosecuted, but that's a separate issue entirely.

      Although the application of the law is fucking obnoxious, the intent behind it is grounded in preventing very real abuse.

    5. Re:Display as illegal as the act itself? by unlametheweak · · Score: 2, Informative

      Could anyone explain to me the logic behind that? I'm sorry, I don't get it.

      No. If you don't get it now you likely never will "get it". To understand the logic behind censorship you need to have at least some amount of cognitive dissonance, an authoritarian personality, and some defensive mechanisms. Try banging your head against a concrete wall long enough and you might get enough brain damage to understand this logic.

    6. Re:Display as illegal as the act itself? by unlametheweak · · Score: 1

      I really doubt that "critical thinking" can be taught with any degree of success. It appears to be more an aptitude than a skill. You can teach a genetically deaf person to talk for example, but they will never become wholly articulate. With most people, their biases and ideology will inevitably win a logic argument.

    7. Re:Display as illegal as the act itself? by Haeleth · · Score: 1

      Simple. It's Christian morality gone off the deep end.

      Which is odd, since "You Shall Not Murder" is one of the fundamental laws Christians are supposed to believe God thought important enough to write down in person, while I don't recall anything in the Bible about drawings of fictional people having sex. So you'd think Christians might go after violence first. But apparently not; it's fine for kids to play at murdering each other, as long as they don't see a nipple before their 21st birthday...

    8. Re:Display as illegal as the act itself? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I remember something about a movie in which dakota fanning gets raped... That should be good for a few hefty convictions.

    9. Re:Display as illegal as the act itself? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      I somehow cannot imagine that it would be hard, either with artistic means or with technology, to determine whether some picture is a genuine drawing or a real picture, just manipulated to appear like a drawing.

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    10. Re:Display as illegal as the act itself? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      As I mentioned in a reply above, the justification in the UK was to provide a means to prosecute people that film the abuse of children (and yeah, we're talking hard hot cocks up 6 year old arses, this isn't a fucking game) and use rotoscoping or other techniques to turn it into a cartoon.

      Wouldn't it be simpler to assert that such a technique is not any different than under exposing a film negative and claiming that since it isn't an accurate representation of the original that it's no longer "real"? Taking a real image and rotoscoping it leaves you with a real depiction of a real scene. Adjust the law to include any analog or digital treament of such actual scenes. I don't get it. What's a cock in the ass have to do with the difference between a real scene depicted and a fake scene depicted? You are arguing that throught crimes are ok because you'll catch some real criminals with it. That's absurd. Thought crimes should be banned because you'll catch some innocent people with it.

      The real issue with child porn is that some people are offended by the idea so much they want the idea banned. They don't care that it sends people to jail for drawing something on paper that never happened. They will gladly send everyone to jail just so they can be confident there isn't anything around that will offend them. And they are vocal and getting the attention. Those wanting to protect the children are getting pushed out of the mix.

      Although the application of the law is fucking obnoxious, the intent behind it is grounded in preventing very real abuse.

      I think the justification and the goals don't match. Any idiot could have written the law to make edited images of real abuse illegal without making fabricated images of imaginary acts between non-existant people a felony. Either only idiots make laws, or there was a push to not make a good law, but instead make it illegal for the sake of making thoughts illegal.

    11. Re:Display as illegal as the act itself? by Cederic · · Score: 1

      You are arguing that throught crimes are ok because you'll catch some real criminals with it.

      That's not my argument, although it is the current implementation and interpretation of the law.

    12. Re:Display as illegal as the act itself? by psychicninja · · Score: 1

      So if criminals try to get around crime, we should just make more stuff illegal? Shouldn't they still have to prove that the crime was committed instead of just making the potential-crime-coverup-method illegal?

      This makes as much sense as making illegal the rotoscoping method itself, since it COULD be used to cover up child porn. What a load of shit.

    13. Re:Display as illegal as the act itself? by unlametheweak · · Score: 1

      Any suggestions that also have some kind of chance to succeed

      This is personal anecdotal evidence, but using reverse psychology on them at least tempers their propaganda (when they are around me at least). Just be as illogical and nasty in your arguments as your enemies and always demonize your opponents position. Repeat, repeat, repeat until they get tired of listening to you; and if they like to have the last word then just claim it's not worth your while arguing against such fanaticism and leave.

      Best regards,

      UTW

    14. Re:Display as illegal as the act itself? by mgiuca · · Score: 1

      Because in this case, CHILDREN ARE AT STAKE.

      Maybe not your children. Maybe not children you know. Maybe not even real children! But when children are in danger, there's no sentence too harsh!

      (Wow I think this is my 3rd or 4th sarcastic post in this thread...)

  45. To be fair... by PinkyDead · · Score: 0

    He was only fined A$3000 and required to behave himself, and no costs were awarded. So there isn't really a heavy hand here.

    However, I do think the resources could be far better spent.

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    1. Re:To be fair... by Duradin · · Score: 4, Insightful

      He could have been fined A$0.01 and it would still be a very bad thing.

      It's the precedent in this case and not the punishment.

      (And they say CHILDREN can't tell fantasy from reality. Apparently we now allow judges with a child-like intelligence.)

    2. Re:To be fair... by LittleRunningGag · · Score: 1

      The question though, isn't whether or not it is child porn. Rather, what is the motivation behind child pornography laws? To stop children from being harmed in the making of, or because it is against social norms. I would suggest that the judge is making his decision based on the later rather than the former which is a limitation of freedom of speech. No person is hurt in the making of Simpsons cartoon porn (other than perhaps the author), so there is no reason for it to be illegal.

    3. Re:To be fair... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plus he got a child sex related criminal conviction.

    4. Re:To be fair... by drsmithy · · Score: 1

      He was only fined A$3000 and required to behave himself, and no costs were awarded. So there isn't really a heavy hand here.

      It's set a pretty terrifying precendent, however.

      Think about it, by the "logic" used, everyone who watches a film where someone does is an accessory to murder.

    5. Re:To be fair... by ZekeSpeak · · Score: 1

      He was only fined A$3000 and required to behave himself, and no costs were awarded. So there isn't really a heavy hand here. However, I do think the resources could be far better spent.

      His name will also appear on a sex offenders register as a known pedophile. He won't be able to work in a very large number of jobs including teaching and aged care work (yes, seriously).

      He won't be able to live anywhere near a school or anywhere there are children, and he'll be lucky if he won't be hounded out of his community or severely beaten by vigilantes.

      In short, his life is now ruined because he had a silly cartoon on his computer.

      I'm thinking of moving out of this insane country.

  46. Old news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Corporations have been granted the rights of living people for ages.

    1. Re:Old news... by mpe · · Score: 1

      Corporations have been granted the rights of living people for ages.

      I've yet to see a corporation being arrested though :)

  47. Lolicon... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The lolicon page on wikipedia is a good read on this issue. In the US at least, the final word (at the moment) would appear to be US vs Williams. Current status appear to be that it's protected by the first amendment and therefore legal in the US.

  48. What about my prosthetic hand? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I jerk off with my prosthetic that was added to my body only 3 years ago, am I having sex with a 3 year old?

    1. Re:What about my prosthetic hand? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which is better: sex with twenty three year olds or sex with twenty three year olds?

  49. No words. by Mystery00 · · Score: 1

    I don't even have any words to express how insane this is, I'm ashamed to be living in this country.

    Nay, I'm ashamed to be living on this planet.

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    "we've got trenchcoats and bad attitudes" - John Constantine, HellBlazer
  50. Regulation for regulation's sake by njord · · Score: 5, Insightful

    There have been two big news items about child porn regulations 'gone wild' recently - this, and that business in the UK about images on Wikipedia. It was hard to trump the UK's absurd regulation, but Australia did it!

    I'm absolutely against "child pornography" for reasons that I think I share with many others. However, that term is clearly very broadly interpreted.

    The reasoning for child porn regulations is pretty reasonable:

    1. Child porn requires that children be put in compromising, sexual situations. We can broadly say that children will not understand the connotation of the situation and at the very least, they will be participating in something that they don't consent to (since without understanding, there can't be consent). In short, children will come to harm through the very act of creating child porn. I think this is something that nearly everyone agrees with.
    2. Child porn encourages people perform sexual acts with children. This conclusion is harder to support, and something that I take some issue with. We see this kind of argument in (usually well-meaning) efforts at censorship - 'violent video games make people violent', etc. I think the issue is not content in these cases, but with individuals. I don't feel that I'm really qualified to make an argument either way in this case, but I have heard of no instances where a person who realized their sexual interest in children after seeing some child porn.

    Since most people agree with 1., we should prosecute those who produce and sell overtly sexual images of real children. If we just consider 1., I think it's fairly straightforward to delineate between acceptable and unacceptable images; pictures of children taking a bath or running around naked (which children do, and which parents find charming for some reason) were clearly not taken in circumstances where children were exploited.

    Point 2 is where the more broad regulations come from. Perhaps there are people who would be sexually aroused at seeing an image of a child bathing, even if the picture has the most innocent of connotations. I would argue that we need to deal with the disturbed individuals in this case, not parents recording their childrens' lives.

    With point 2 in hand, regulators can really go nuts - who's to say what will sexually excite an individual? Pictures of fully-clothed children playing, pictures of aspiring dancers in tutus, pictures of children's shoes, where is the line? Is there some critical number of people who have to be sexually excited to make the image illegal? Even if that is solid reasoning (and I don't think it is), how do you measure that?

    I think the important thing to keep in mind is point 1 - we know that the creation sexual photographs of (real) children exploits children, so we must prevent it. Point 2 must be treated with care; we shouldn't abridge our liberties to create content just because there are mentally ill people who would use said material as a call to action. We should be devoting our resources to helping such people.

    Another example of lazy, ineffectual government.

    njord

    1. Re:Regulation for regulation's sake by QCompson · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think the important thing to keep in mind is point 1 - we know that the creation sexual photographs of (real) children exploits children, so we must prevent it.

      Here's a thought: how about we arrest people who are actually committing the crimes depicted in the photographs, i.e. rape/molestation, rather than focusing almost entirely on the photographs themselves?

      Western societies have developed a strange fixation with child pornography, elevating it to a level of heinousness far beyond the actual act of child rape it may depict (of course all of the self-shot post-pubescent teen porn is lumped in as well, where there are no victims). I guess the governments and law enforcement officials have gotten their wish... the hysteria has allowed them to put a stranglehold on freedom of speech on the internet, and very few question it. "We must prevent it" by widescale monitoring and censorship of the internet.

    2. Re:Regulation for regulation's sake by adiposity · · Score: 1

      If we just consider 1., I think it's fairly straightforward to delineate between acceptable and unacceptable images; pictures of children taking a bath or running around naked (which children do, and which parents find charming for some reason) were clearly not taken in circumstances where children were exploited.

      I have to disagree with this; there is no evidence to support the claim that parents photographing their children is not exploitation. The children do not consent or even understand the dangers involved, and in fact are often blackmailed later in life with these very photos.

      -Dan

    3. Re:Regulation for regulation's sake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree. I think that the general public lack understanding about the topic. Really the people that suffer from these urges need support and a route to manage their problem. However this kind of support doesn't exist and any people with these issues are subject to a witchhunt forcing them into hiding.

    4. Re:Regulation for regulation's sake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clearly from this we see that an effective regulator must be able to see something exciting even in pictures of children's shoes.

      The corollary is that regulators are people who get excited by pictures of children's shoes - and should be prosecuted.

      This suggests that paedophiles should work in government to avoid prosecution.

      Which leads to the conclusion that government workers are all paedophiles.

    5. Re:Regulation for regulation's sake by syousef · · Score: 1

      There have been two big news items about child porn regulations 'gone wild' recently - this, and that business in the UK about images on Wikipedia. It was hard to trump the UK's absurd regulation, but Australia did it!

      Also in the news here in Aus was something even crazier:

      http://www.smh.com.au/news/home/technology/internet-video-nightmare/2008/12/08/1228584709781.html?page=fullpage#contentSwap1

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    6. Re:Regulation for regulation's sake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but I have heard of no instances where a person who realized their sexual interest in children after seeing some child porn.

      Unfortunately, it's frequently reported that known pedophiles have been found to be in possession of child porn. Instead of rationally judging this to be merely parallel interests, it's been found convenient for the authorities to deem one to be _the cause_ of the other.

      I've been away from formal logic for some years, but I'm sure that many here can precisely name the logical fallacy involved in the following sequence:

      All pedophiles enjoy child pornography.

      John enjoys child pornography.

      Therefore John is a pedophile.

      .

      Lemme take a stab at it -- the fallacy is called modus ponens?

      Unfortunately most of the law enforcement and legal system seems (willfully) ignorant of this elementary reasoning.

      Surely this explains the fact that I'm often suspected of being an electrical engineer just because I was once caught with a current copy of "IEEE Proceedings" peeking out from under a bag of oranges in my back seat.

      Worse yet, I often get books from Amazon as gifts for friends of extravagantly widely varying interests. I have these sent to my home, rather than declaring them as gifts and sent directly to the recipients. So I'm obviously someone who has personal interests in electronics, computer programming, PTSD, internals of the CIA, the history of distilling poteen, Bush's psychological makeup, sixteenth century American housekeeping and women's undergarments of the same period, astronomy, Greek history, Irish language, outhouse design, fractals, covered bridges, Macchu Picchu, bread-making, firearms, medieval Latin lyrics, blacksmithing and welding, butchering techniques for home cooking, cats in gardens, "Anatomy and Physiology for Children, Explained Through the Dissection of a Chicken" (a Dover book), geology and amateur radio antenna design.

    7. Re:Regulation for regulation's sake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cops have an incredibly hard job. Banning child pornography has several effects.

      • It stifles demand for the material and so makes it less profitable (someone in possession of child pornography may have paid for it, or traded for it).
      • It limits distribution, making it easier to trace a path to the source.
      • It gives the cops leverage to make people confess where they found the material.

      None of this applies to cartoons though...

  51. jonr by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Clearly they are trying to control people thoughts, not prevent harm to children.

  52. Australia Is Stupid by TheMiddleRoad · · Score: 1

    Seriously, net filtering, stupid child porn charges, taking away aboriginal rights, rampant racism, driving around in utes (think El Camino). The nation is pretty stupid.

    OK, just the people in power, those who elected them, and those who didn't vote against them.

    1. Re:Australia Is Stupid by Dan541 · · Score: 1

      I don't vote.

      So technically I voted against all of them, by inaction.

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    2. Re:Australia Is Stupid by TheMiddleRoad · · Score: 1

      I disagree. Not voting is stupid, letting idiots attain and stay in power. You should be involved.

    3. Re:Australia Is Stupid by ZigMonty · · Score: 1

      I think you'll find that most Australians are actually against the net filtering and probably against stupid rulings like this. We've had two governments now who seem to think they can act without a mandate on issues they believe are "right". Are we stupid for not standing up to them and telling them to piss off? You bet. Unfortunately it doesn't seem like it's a problem we can simply vote away, there isn't a party here that isn't braindead on these issues.

    4. Re:Australia Is Stupid by smegged · · Score: 1

      The taking away of aboriginal "rights" was more done so that real issues in aboriginal society could be addressed - drunkenness and abuse. The other two things you mentioned are ridiculous though.

    5. Re:Australia Is Stupid by TheMiddleRoad · · Score: 1

      Drunkenness and abuse have nothing to do with destroying aboriginal languages through English in schools. That's just out of pure bigotry and will only harm them. It's also "state knows best" thinking at its worst.

    6. Re:Australia Is Stupid by smegged · · Score: 1

      I thought that you were specifically refering to the intervention that started last year.

      Can you answer me this though - what future does an aboriginal child have if they cannot speak the dominant language of the country and the world?

      When a child is brought up with an Aboriginal language as their first language what harm is there in teaching them a second language?

      Have you ever had any LOTE training at school? How does this differ from what you see as "pure bigotry" and "harm"?

    7. Re:Australia Is Stupid by TheMiddleRoad · · Score: 1

      All the research I've seen shows children learn better early on in their native language, and better later when academically bilingual. The transition from the home language to English for learning subjects should come bit by bit as English comprehension improves. Moving to 50:50 or some arbitrary percentage of bilingual at earlier ages only serves to destroy the value of the home language and hurt the child's long term prospects since they fall behind early on when failing to understand academics taught in English. The bigotry comes in saying, "We won't let you learn your academics in your native language."

      I don't know the LOTE program, but I learned SDAIE in California, which may be similar. I teach writing and have taught mostly kids for whom English is a second language. Those with strong first language skills have always done better than those with weak first language skills. I've seen a first grader, with almost no English, pass native speakers, in all subjects, through the course of a school year. You can bet they were working a lot at home, but in Punjabi, not English.

      And for the record, I don't really think Australia is stupid, though some stunningly boneheaded decisions have come out of there over the past few years. Same with the UK. It makes me realize how important and brilliant the Bill of Rights is.

    8. Re:Australia Is Stupid by smegged · · Score: 1

      LOTE = Languages Other Than English (i.e. a shorthand for learning any other language).

      The problem that aboriginal communities face is that there are very few academically trained Aboriginal teachers. Most teachers that teach at these schools are white English speakers anyway. The intention is to train the children from an early age to be able to speak and operate in the language that is both the official language of the country and the language that is used by anyone who is in any position of authority (i.e. bosses). Without the English training there is really no hope for the children to escape the poverty that exists in most (I could be wrong - it could be all) Aboriginal communities. This is not a problem with a simple answer and blanket attacks on attempted solutions because they violate some vague notion of "human rights" can do more harm than good.

      There is a place for these languages, but to help Aborigines escape the poverty cycle they need to know English.

    9. Re:Australia Is Stupid by TheMiddleRoad · · Score: 1

      Strong native language skills
      +
      English language instruction
      +
      Academics taught in the native language
      +
      Transitioning to academics in English as a student's English skills are sufficient
      =
      A culturally wealthy child with strong academics in two languages

      Strong native language skills
      +
      Academics taught in English at an early age
      =
      Confused kids who fail
      +
      A disappearing native language

      The bigotry is not out and out racism. It is subtler, but it's real. It also shows a misunderstanding of how people learn.

      Were I to study physics in Germany, instruction in English would make my life much easier. When my German improved to the point that I could comprehend a German class, I'd certainly take those as well. I'm a smart and educated guy, so were I to be thrown to the wolves in an immersion setting, eventually I'd surface and do alright, but I'd be playing catchup for years. Were I average and uneducated, I might never surface.

      Now think of a boy of five years walking into a classroom taught in a new language.

    10. Re:Australia Is Stupid by Dan541 · · Score: 1

      Exactly who would I vote for?

      There is only one party, why should switching names between "Labour" and "Liberal" make a difference.

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    11. Re:Australia Is Stupid by jamei · · Score: 1

      I don't drive around in utes you insensitive, rampantly racist clod!

  53. Child Porn Supply by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Obviously this judge has never watched the simpsons or he would understand the fundamental laws of supply and demand.

    Lisa: Dad, I don't want to go with this guy, I think he is a child pornographer... his hat has child porn on it, his boots have child porn on them, and I'm pretty sure that check has child porn on it.

    Homer: Honey, some one whose child pornography supply is high is less likely to subject you to child pornagraphy than someone whose child pornography supply is low.

  54. One quote to sum it up: by meist3r · · Score: 1

    from TFA "...the mere fact that they were not realistic representations of human beings did not mean that they could not be considered people"

    This judge should be put out of office immediately. And all of the magistrate members as well. You have to be fucking shitting me. 2D drawings of fictional characters are considered "people"? When does the trial against Magneto start? When is Supermans income tax due? That makes no sense whatsoever and there are way too many "woulds" "coulds" and "weres" in the explanation anyhow. So, imaginary things become real if someone "might" think of them as semi-realistic depictions of human beings?

    Holy crap ... Nuremberg trials for Blizzard for the World of Holocaust ...

    Is it just me or has the entire world gone bonkers lately? I keep reading about these outrageously ridiculous law struggles, governments aren't worth a fuck and nobody seems to care. What is this? I literally don't get it.

  55. Well... by 56ksucks · · Score: 2, Funny

    Technically since the Simpsons is in its 20th season Bart is about 30, Lisa about 28 and Maggie is about 20. What you really have here is midget porn.

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  56. Real movies... by cayenne8 · · Score: 3, Informative
    So, I'm guessing that movies like Fast Times at Ridgemont High are now illegal to watch in AU? I mean, this has pictures of REAL people having sex and portrayed as under age.

    I guess this dvd is now banned there? Hell, they way things are in the US, I'm surprised they haven't banned it here.

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    1. Re:Real movies... by rhyder128k · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Is that guy serial? If that judge ever sees a program called Southpark, Trey and Matt are in trouble. I recon that Trey is too good looking to survive in prison. Matt seems more geeky and his sense of humour might save him.

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    2. Re:Real movies... by Moraelin · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well, dunno about Australia, but it _might_ be in the UK which beat them to the finishing line when it comes to criminalizing stuff that might look like the real thing. To be fair, though, they didn't stop at child porn. You can also go to jail for "extreme porn", if I understand that right.

      Still, you bring exactly the kind of example that I had in mind. And it's not just a matter of portrayal, I guess.

      I had a classmate through high school and college which looked a _lot_ younger than she was, and the diminutive size probably didn't help that distinction either. By the time she finished college and got married, she looked like she was just hitting puberty.

      So, obviously she was old enough to marry and have sex (unless a big star appeared in the east when she got pregnant;) But I'm getting the idea that in a few places around the world her husband could probably get in trouble if he has a picture of her naked on his hard drive. And may the elder gods help him if he filmed himself having sex with her. Because she _looks_ like a child.

      Where does one draw the line when it comes to what it _looks_ like, anyway?

      Because it happens in the other direction too. Some girls look older than they are. E.g., Tracy Lords obviously didn't trip anyone's suspicions when she claimed to be 18 and starred in a porn movie... at the actual age of 15.

      So let's say you have a picture of an 18 year old on your hard drive and fly to Melbourne or London. Well, it could also _look_ like a very precocious 15 year old. I mean, she could be 15 and just look like 18. Maybe you're pretending she's 15 in your head. (Well, _you_ probably aren't, but just making a point about such confused laws.) How do they know you aren't? If the purpose of the law is to prevent demand for underage porn, how do they know if after pretending some 18 year olds in pornos are 15 and precocious, you won't progress to actual pictures of 15 year olds? It's at least a theoretical possibility.

      Criminalizing what something _looks_ like, seems to me like a really slippery slope, when there's so wide a range between what someone is and what they look like.

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    3. Re:Real movies... by electrictroy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah this is getting ridiculous. We need to go back to the ROOT reason why child pornography is illegal: - to protect real children/teens from being raped by adults

      Therefore we also ban images of child sex because we don't want to distribute the imagery of said rape. But is a child harmed when they pose nude (like Vanessa Hudgens self-portrait)? No. There's no rape. Is anyone harmed by a cartoon or CGI of children? No. Again, there's no rape.

      If there's no victim, there's no crime.

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    4. Re:Real movies... by digitalunity · · Score: 5, Insightful

      And there is the fallacy of all child pornography laws. Women hit sexual maturity around 13-15 and according to the law hit mental capacity to give consent at 18. There is an entire genre of porn where women of legal age who look much younger than they are pose nude for men.

      Men find the unadulterated idea of women attractive since they can believe they are virgins(google "teen virgins" if you need proof). Another issue with censorship laws like this is that its impossible for a man to look at a picture of a woman and know with any certainty how old she is. You can dress up an 18 year old to realistically make her appear 12, and you could probably realistically dress up a 14 year old to look 18. Theres no way to know. To illustrate this conundrum, consider these scenarios:

      A 15 year old girl poses nude but the photograph has a photoshopped head of of an 18 year old. Is it immoral to look?

      A 18 year old girl poses nude but the photograph has a photoshopped head of a 15 year old. Is it immoral to look now?

      What if all these numbers were reduced by 5? Immoral now? Quite obviously, but in the two scenarios above the answer isn't at all clear cut. In the second scenario, this must be illegal since there is copious amounts of this type of pornography scattered across the web. Simply google "Miley Cyrus nude" for proof.

      Any argument that a cartoon which includes no photorealistic elements is child pornography is faulty. Since the laws were designed to protect children, and there was no children harmed, this merely exemplifies a flaw in the law.

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    5. Re:Real movies... by Cowclops · · Score: 4, Interesting

      This is the problem/reason I quit my job at the gas station. The company I worked for would send their employees to do tobacco stings. The company policy was "ID everybody who looks under 30" but this is impractical for reasons anybody who has worked at a gas station would understand. Nonetheless, you only have to be 18 to buy cigarettes and NYS law is that you're supposed to ID anybody that "looks under 25."

      Well, while I have no problem looking at a 19 year old and thinking "he's not over 25, I'll ask for ID." But once you set the threshold too high, everybody just blurs together. 28? 35? How am I supposed to tell the difference? Maybe Stewarts policy should just be to ID everybody, if they really care about not selling tobacco to minors. Or maybe they should just stop selling cigarettes because they're a filthy addiction anyway? Obviously their only real concern is losing their tobacco licence for selling to minors, but they are in no such danger of that if I fail to ID somebody over the age of 25. On a side note: when the state actually runs a sting, they send the youngest looking clean shaven just-turned-18 year olds possible. They don't really care if you fail to ID "some" people over 18, what they're really testing is if you'd sell to a minor, and the best way of testing that without actually getting a minor to buy cigarettes is to send the youngest looking person possible. Because if you don't ID a young looking 18 year old for cigarettes... you're not doing your job. If you don't ID an old looking 27 year old... who the hell cares?

      The last straw was when they sent in somebody who I KNEW worked for the company and I KNEW was 27 years old. I didn't ID her because she was in our store buying stuff all the time and I knew how old she was. I wasn't fired, but I was suspended for a week and didn't go back to work afterwards.

      Eventually you have to hit a limit. It gets hard bordering on possible to judge people because as they always say, "its not the age, its the miles" and heavy smokers tend to look way older than they actually are anyway. I realize this isn't related to child pornography, but the basic idea of "how do you prove how old somebody APPEARS to be" is something that has no real answer.

    6. Re:Real movies... by Znork · · Score: 2, Interesting

      We need to go back to the ROOT reason why child pornography is illegal

      As I recall, the most compelling reason has actually been that the very existence of the pictures can in themselves be considered a perpetuation of the violation of the person depicted; the existence and spread of the pictures harm the victims chances of psychological recovery. An argument that actually makes sense and is convincing even to many of the strongest censorship opponents.

      Of course, I can also recall a lot of 'slippery slope' arguments. And whattayaknow, turns out they were right. We'll probably have laws against pictures of naked animals soon enough. After all, there may be creeps who get their jollies off on that, and as the 'harm' principle has been tossed by the wayside...

      As far as such laws protecting real new victims, that's always been a dubious prospect; the stronger the enforcement of various bans, the more money there's in it on the black market. Most likely it leads to more victims, but with money as a more prominent driving factor for the abuse instead.

    7. Re:Real movies... by tchiseen · · Score: 1

      "...the purpose of the legislation was to stop sexual exploitation and child abuse where images are depicted of "real" children. However it was also to deter the production of other material, including cartoons, that could "fuel demand for material that does involve the abuse of children"." So anything that 'fuels the demand' for child porn is illegal.

    8. Re:Real movies... by torkus · · Score: 4, Interesting

      First - I will *never* advocate hurting children. In fact, hurting adults is kinda messed up too unless they enjoy it.

      Second - to take your point one step further. Maybe a 17 year old isn't harmed if photographed nude? How about 16? 15? 10? How about 2 years old? Plenty of parents have pictures of their children playin in the bath tub. Those children were certainly NOT hurt in any way by that even though a more twisted soul would consider those pictures erotic.

      I understand wanting to protect children from predators, but (citation needed ofc) the vast majority of underage sex, pornography, and other "bad" or illegal behavior happens with other underage children. I'm going out on a limb to say more 15 year old girls have naked pictures taken by under-18 boyfriends (or self-shot!) than than ones who were made to do so by an adult. A lot more. Pretty sure the average age kids lose their virginity hovers UNDER the legal age to have sex. Our legal system is making the average child the victim of a sex crime ... and yet they try to tighten the laws even more to 'protect' them.

      Gah....

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    9. Re:Real movies... by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Men find the unadulterated idea of women attractive since they can believe they are virgins

      I don't think one has anything to do with the other. Personally, I don't value virginity at all. I'd rather fuck a slut than a virgin, at least the slut will know what she's doing. That doesn't stop me from enjoying jailbaitgallery.com at all. 15-16 is about the time secondary sexual characteristics peak, that's all. It's evolutionarily determined, not socially/culturally.

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    10. Re:Real movies... by mdarksbane · · Score: 1

      By the way, I highly recommend that you NOT google "Miley Cyrus nude" since just by loading the google results and having them in your temporary cache (or in the remains of your temporary cache where they can be retrieved by forensics) you have done enough to be convicted of a felony.

      That's the real problem with any sort of possession charges regarding online media. Hell, I'm surprised there aren't more teenagers sending illegal picture collections to people they don't like then calling the cops on them.

    11. Re:Real movies... by Golddess · · Score: 1

      In the second scenario, this must be illegal since there is copious amounts of this type of pornography scattered across the web.

      That's some curious logic you've got going on there. "There's a lot of it, so therefore it must be illegal." o.0

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    12. Re:Real movies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL, The movies, and TV have for a long time been making scores of money out of making older (sometimes 25+) women look like teens...

    13. Re:Real movies... by Sancho · · Score: 2, Interesting

      One of the reasons for prosecuting distribution of such imagery is that it supposedly creates a market for the child porn. This is why no matter where the image was produced, it's considered illegal to transmit it within US borders.

      That would logically extend to drawings, but so far, the US has been hesitant to say that drawings of children engaged in sexual acts is illegal. When such things happen, it's generally tried under obscenity laws instead of child porn laws.

    14. Re:Real movies... by Golddess · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I always thought that "looks under age X" thing to be kinda funny. Almost implies that the following conversation could occur...
      liquor_seller: ID please.
      buyer: Why?
      seller: We ID everyone under 25.
      buyer: Oh, well I'm 26 so you don't need to card me.
      seller: Ok. *sells the alcohol*

      Obviously such a situation is ludicrous, but still.. they really should simply say "card everyone."

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    15. Re:Real movies... by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      "So anything that 'fuels the demand' for child porn is illegal."

      Apparently, this case was also an appeal against the original decision. The law is an ass and so is the first judge, however the law has probably been interpreted correctly in the literal sense and that's why it failed.

      What I as an Aussie want to know is why the hell was he arrested and charged in the first place? People don't get accidently arrested and charged, who is behind this bullshit and why?

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    16. Re:Real movies... by Miseph · · Score: 1

      There's a Supreme Court decision on this very subject: Ashcroft vs. Free Speech Coalition explicitly states that "child porn" which does not involve or portray real any actual children cannot be classified as such under any current US law; ie. it's only child porn if there are children in it, not if there are adults made in some way to look like children or images of children derived from imagination.

      It's not that the US Congress was hesitant to attempt a ban, it's that after they did it was ruled unconstitutional to do so.

      For anyone who is wondering, the law was passed in 1996 (Republican majorities in House and Senate, Democratic President and Attorney General), and the arguments before the Supreme Court ran from 10/2001 - 4/2002 (Hence why Ashcroft, not Reno, is a party to the case).

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    17. Re:Real movies... by Eskarel · · Score: 1

      Yes, that's true, however on the grounds that both Bart and Lisa Simpson are in actual fact cartoon characters, voiced by middle aged women, that's where this is silly.

      I'll buy the don't create a market for child abuse argument for the real photos(at least the ones with sexual content), but as for this case, half the internet has seen this shit, they're not real kids, they're not even people.

      No one was harmed here, and if he is a pedo I'd rather he looks at the simpsons than at real kids.

    18. Re:Real movies... by lav-chan · · Score: 1

      As I recall, the most compelling reason has actually been that the very existence of the pictures can in themselves be considered a perpetuation of the violation of the person depicted; the existence and spread of the pictures harm the victims chances of psychological recovery. An argument that actually makes sense and is convincing even to many of the strongest censorship opponents.

      It's not convincing to me; at least, not in the way that it's handled now. I am opposed to child pornography obviously, and i understand that allowing the production, distribution, and purchase of it supports an industry that is often hurtful to children. But the notion of spending massive amounts of tax money patrolling the Internet for random ass holes who downloaded a few pictures and then sending those people to prison and putting them on a list for life is pretty ridiculous. Child pornography is harmful and immoral because its production represents abuse and exploitation of the children, NOT because people look at the images. The law should reflect that, but it doesn't. Going after more-or-less harmless creepos who've downloaded some pictures from IRC or whatever is completely ineffectual as far as tackling the root problem, but it is incredibly lucrative for politicians and morality enforcers.

    19. Re:Real movies... by digitalunity · · Score: 1

      Good catch.

      Change "illegal" to "legal" and that should make a lot more sense.

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    20. Re:Real movies... by mjwx · · Score: 4, Informative

      And there is the fallacy of all child pornography laws. Women hit sexual maturity around 13-15 and according to the law hit mental capacity to give consent at 18. There is an entire genre of porn where women of legal age who look much younger than they are pose nude for men.

      Wrong

      In Australia, women can legally give consent for sex at the age of 16. Laws on weather they can pose for nude photo's and video's (commercial) vary from state to state but the general rule is 18. Women can have a Homosexual relationship at the age of 21. Please stop giving uninformed opinions about Australian laws based on a sound bite you heard on CNN/Fox news.

      Men find the unadulterated idea of women attractive since they can believe they are virgins

      Once again you are generalising. Not all men, in fact I'd wager not the majority of men. I myself prefer Asian women, and sometimes find 18/20 yr old girls look too young for me. Google will come up with a fair few results for any type of pornography you care to look for so this does not support you theory (Try "Asian H cup", many people would be disturbed by that, but then again some wont).

      Also try to remember that laws like Age of Consent and production of pornography are not uniform around the entire world. For example the Age of Consent in Japan is younger than the western world but all their porn must be censored.

      Since the laws were designed to protect children, and there was no children harmed, this merely exemplifies a flaw in the law.

      Prohibition laws designed solely to "protect the children" in this fashion are wrong because they are prohibition laws and all prohibition laws serve to do is drive the real criminals into deeper hiding places and make a lucrative market for the prohibited device. Point in short, we already have a law against children in pornography, this needs to be enforced properly (with due process and thorough investigation) rather than having additional restrictive laws making it easier to get a conviction on circumstantial evidence.

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    21. Re:Real movies... by theaveng · · Score: 1

      Let's assume that someone, like me, gets sexual thrills from photos of naked "children" like Miley Cyrus. Or naked animals. Or gay men.

      Why does it matter? Why is it necessary to censor me from seeing those images? I fail to see how it's justified. Whatever I do in the privacy of my home does not harm your body, your property, or your rights.

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    22. Re:Real movies... by Sancho · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the correction.

      I still think it's astoundingly inconsistent with the purposes of the law. I think that distribution and possession of sexual images of underage children, whether illustrated or photographs, should be treated the same given the stated reasons for criminalizing said possession/distribution. I'm not one of those "think of the children" nuts who wants to ban anything and everything that might ever harm a child--I just think that we should achieve consistency in our laws.

    23. Re:Real movies... by Sancho · · Score: 1

      The official reason is because it creates a market for the material, which means that there will be money to be made in creation/distribution of the material, and thus there's an incentive to hurt children.

      Semi-officially, there's a widespread belief that child-porn is a gateway to molestation, and that if you prevent people from seeing child-porn, then they won't go on to harming real children.

      Unofficially, I suspect that lawmakers think that people who get off on kiddie porn are sick freaks who deserve to be locked away, even if they'd never hurt a fly. Since these are the people in power, and they can use the "we're protecting the children" banner, they get the laws passed with a good amount of support.

    24. Re:Real movies... by Minstrel+Boy · · Score: 1

      I've already told a friend of mine that by the time his daughter reaches twelve she'll be doing exactly that, then blackmailing him to get what she wants. He thought I was joking. :)

      KeS

    25. Re:Real movies... by enzyme6 · · Score: 1

      There's no question who was being depicted in this case: 3 kids.

    26. Re:Real movies... by Meski · · Score: 1

      RMS might be right about cloud computing then. WTF knows what images lurk in my gmail spam folder, un-noticed.

    27. Re:Real movies... by Meski · · Score: 1

      Yeah this is getting ridiculous. We need to go back to the ROOT reason why child pornography is illegal: - to protect real children/teens from being raped by adults

      But you repeat yourself. Clue: look at http://www.google.com.au/search?hl=en&q=aussie+slang+root&meta=cr%3DcountryAU
      Even click "I'm feeling lucky" :):)

    28. Re:Real movies... by chiefnewo · · Score: 1

      Because then the teen will get charged with distribution of child pornography. :P It's happened before when an underaged girl has sent nude pics to her underage boyfriend.

    29. Re:Real movies... by mpe · · Score: 1

      So, I'm guessing that movies like Fast Times at Ridgemont High are now illegal to watch in AU? I mean, this has pictures of REAL people having sex and portrayed as under age.

      Even worst would be the movie "The Fly 2" which involves a sex scene with a pre-teen... How about every episode of Star Trek Voyager which has the character Kes in it?

    30. Re:Real movies... by BlackBloq · · Score: 1

      Really I saw these ads while on an umm .edu site (yea thats my story). Anyway they are gross. Family guy too plus other cartoons were 'pornized' within incest acts (like Marge on Bart) in banner ads. Fuckin lame! Who gets off on this shit?!?!... Find em and kick em in the nutz!

    31. Re:Real movies... by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      There are just many people where it's really damn obvious they're over 18. Carding grandmas would raise a few eyebrows.

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    32. Re:Real movies... by theaveng · · Score: 1

      >>> there's a widespread belief that child-porn is a gateway to molestation

      Next you'll be telling me that marijuana is a "gateway" to harder drugs. That has been proven false by many, many studies.

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    33. Re:Real movies... by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      So let's say you have a picture of an 18 year old on your hard drive and fly to Melbourne or London. Well, it could also _look_ like a very precocious 15 year old. I mean, she could be 15 and just look like 18. Maybe you're pretending she's 15 in your head. (Well, _you_ probably aren't, but just making a point about such confused laws.) How do they know you aren't? If the purpose of the law is to prevent demand for underage porn, how do they know if after pretending some 18 year olds in pornos are 15 and precocious, you won't progress to actual pictures of 15 year olds? It's at least a theoretical possibility.

      I think being able to prove that a model is 18 is usually quite a good defence against an accusation that they are 15.

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    34. Re:Real movies... by Critical+Facilities · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yes, Dante, we know all about it, and we know you weren't supposed to be there that day too. Maybe you could just have some Chewlies gum instead.

    35. Re:Real movies... by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      Well, dunno about Australia, but it _might_ be in the UK which beat them to the finishing line when it comes to criminalizing stuff that might look like the real thing. To be fair, though, they didn't stop at child porn. You can also go to jail for "extreme porn", if I understand that right.

      This is correct - or rather, the law comes into force on 26 January. Even if it's between consenting adults, a staged/faked image, or an image from a legal film.

      They have also proposed criminalising all sexual non-realistic images of under-18s, as seems to be the case in Australia. I guess the next step will be to criminalise possession of "extreme" cartoons depicting adults...

    36. Re:Real movies... by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      I think being able to prove that a model is 18 is usually quite a good defence against an accusation that they are 15.

      Well this is the point - that works fine all the while the law criminalises actual images, but as soon as it starts dealing with what an image merely appears to depict, it's a slippery slope, and it doesn't matter how the image actually produced.

      How do you prove the age of a fictional cartoon character?

    37. Re:Real movies... by Sancho · · Score: 1

      No, but I'll tell you that there's a widespread belief that it does.

    38. Re:Real movies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is that guy serial?

      Probably, as humans usually suck at being parallel.

    39. Re:Real movies... by paganizer · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This also throws several fairly mainstream websites into the call with Chester the Molester. Take for example Renderosity.com; there are probably 10,000+ images on there which are obviously intended to depict someone who is under 18 either nude or in a sexual circumstance.
      I can close Firefox and open any 3 of the many CGI programs available to me and generate a pornographic image of a minor in less than 5 minutes. Let me take an hour on it, and I can generate one that will be indistinguishable from an actual photograph.
      SO..where does it become illegal in this Brave New World? when I show the image to a third party?
      When I finish creating it?
      When it is "in the works" and obviously CGI?
      When I lay out the primitives and do a wiremode?
      When I open the software with the intention of creating the image?
      When I form the thought that this is what I'm going to do?
      Or maybe the Graphics tools themselves are illegal, since they are what makes it possible for me to potentially create a CGI rendition of Child Pornography?

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    40. Re:Real movies... by mdarksbane · · Score: 1

      1) It's fairly easy to send pictures anonymously to get past a normal police investigation (ie, pictures the kid grabbed online, not of him/herself)
      2) Juvenile punishments are much lighter (and what if the kid is already in and out of juvenile?)
      3) I read about that story, and god does it suck. WTF are the prosecutors thinking?

    41. Re:Real movies... by Cowclops · · Score: 1

      Yeah, this is why its just not practical to ID everybody either. Theres only one practical solution, and I think the state of NY already figured it out:

      1. Make it so you have to be over 18 to actually buy cigarettes.
      2. Make it so you have to ID anybody that looks under 25. The high threshold isn't stated so you can impose penalties on people who sell cigarettes to 24 year olds without IDing them, its just to clarify that you should ID everybody unless they're "really old."
      3. If you want to actually go trolling for people who might potentially sell to minors, send in the youngest looking 18 year old possible.

      When Stewarts sends their 25+ year old employees in to do these internal stings, all they're proving is that I don't ID EVERYONE that looks old. Imagine you're a new employee and theres a customer that comes in 5 days a week to buy cigarettes, he's not "obviously over 30" so you ask for his ID. Congratulations: You've just opened the flood gates. That customer will not leave without his pack of cigarettes and you will get an earful about how he's in there so often and nobody ever IDs him so he left his ID at home. These people do not take "I'M JUST FOLLOWING STORE POLICY" for an answer. And there are many of these people in the world. The soccer moms who just ran in to buy a gallon of milk on the way home with their kids doesn't want to listen wait in line while you explain to the regular customer that you can't sell them cigarettes without an ID. If you repeated this a few times a day, you'd have the line wrapped around the entire store in no time, and employees have other things to do besides ring customers.

      Ok yeah, this is way off topic, but after all this is Slashdot, so oh well. Haha.

    42. Re:Real movies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are just many people where it's really damn obvious they're over 18. Carding grandmas would raise a few eyebrows.

      It's all a bunch of shit anyway. Back in the late sixties, before all this, "If it moves, card it!" shit, I got carded for cigarettes when I was 26.

    43. Re:Real movies... by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      Er, I think the checks for those who sell to minors are done with actual minors.

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    44. Re:Real movies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Semi-officially, there's a widespread belief that child-porn is a gateway to molestation,....

      What the hell does "semi-officially" mean? Can you cite even a single reference? Did you pull this one out of your ass before or after taking a shit?

      Officially I believe that mother's milk is the gateway to all forms of licit and illicit drugs. I'm sure that 95% (see, I have an asshole, too) of all serious drug offenders started their nefarious ways on mother's milk.

      I firmly believe it should be made available only to adults who understand and are prepared suffer the consequences of consumption.

    45. Re:Real movies... by Sancho · · Score: 1

      You got pretty angry and defensive in your reply. I'm not the one claiming that there's causation here. I'm saying that proponents of anti-child porn legislation make that claim.

      There have been studies linking child porn and sexual assault of children. Politicians use these links to garner support for the bill, even if there's no official document stating that this is the reason for the bill. It doesn't work for official reasons because correlation does not equal causation, but it's a good way to get people on your side because (and here's the great part) you can pretty easily say, "Prove it doesn't." That doesn't make sense--you can't prove a negative, but in the worlds that politicians and your average bloke live in, that silly detail doesn't matter.

      But hell, here's a page which mentions DAs using the link between child porn and molestation to allow for stiffer penalties for what we assume (based upon a complete reading of the article and its thesis) child pornography charges.

      http://www.nytimes.com/2007/07/19/us/19sex.html?_r=1&pagewanted=1

      There are other examples of people discussing the link, and whether or not there's any causation. All you gotta do is learn how to use Google.

    46. Re:Real movies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As I recall, the most compelling reason has actually been that the very existence of the pictures can in themselves be considered a perpetuation of the violation of the person depicted; the existence and spread of the pictures harm the victims chances of psychological recovery. An argument that actually makes sense and is convincing even to many of the strongest censorship opponents.

      Compelling to whom -- the rest of the people in the choir?

      This perpetuation thing is straight out of Andrea Dworkin's mindset. For her, just "having lust for a woman in your heart" would be criminalized as rape.

      Perpetuation is also, in the real world, predicated on recognizability. Even if the child later saw the picture, if he/she could not recognize him/herself as the subject, where is the "perpetuation of the violation" or any chance of harming "the victims [sic] chances of psychological recovery"?

      Please be sensible and recognize that my reply is not to be read as an endorsement of child porn, but rather as an argument against stupidly written laws and against stupid (or selective) prosecution of even the best-written laws.

      And never forget that cops, lawyers and prosecutors had to go on a massive fishing expedition to nail Al Capone. Since they couldn't find anything real, they fell back on tax evasion. What shit.

      Remember the words (roughly) of Cardinal Richelieu -- "Give me ten lines written in the hand of any honest man and I shall find reason therein to have him hanged."

      Opposite case in point. I have a friend who went to high school in San Francisco in the 1950s. Driving down the street, they started (in current parlance) dissing some students from a rival school. They were called out and piled out of the car. One of them threw a coke bottle at the others. It missed its target and smashed against a wall just as an Irish cop happened to arrive on the scene.

      He asked the thrower what he had done and the kid admitted he had just tossed a bottle at someone. The cop said, "No, you just committed a felony -- assault with a deadly weapon with intent to inflict bodily injury." Then he started checking IDs and asking what school the kids went to. When the bottle thrower (and his friends) turned out to all attend a local Catholic high school, he gave the thrower a ticket for ---- littering.

      Nice selective un-enforcement, right?

  57. Wait a minute... by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

    Does that mean xkcd is now considered child pr0n in Australia? Those characters sure look under 18 to me!

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  58. Video Games Next by kenp2002 · · Score: 3, Informative

    So I give this less then a year before something from a video game is now implicated.

    Violence towards children too right? How many RPGs have plucky minors doing battle against the forces of evil? Oh sorry that robot hit the protagonist of the game. Child abuse.

    Lets not forget that Frank Herberts DUNE, Little House on the Praire, are both considered in several school as examples of C.P.

    Paul was roughly 15 in the story and Laura Ingles Wilder was married as a "minor" by today's standards.

    The rise of the "Thought Police" right before our eyes. It's good to see the Pre-Crime units taking care of obviously crime-inducing material before it results in a crime...

    Lets not forget that last I heard 50% of possession charges in the US still stem from Traci Lords.

    Great...

    Now animated content eh? Little Mermaid? Too revealing? Will all animated characters have to have disclaimer signs?

    And technically Bart isn't a child. Hell he's at least 20 years old now. But if it is the appearance of youth that makes that determination I have a feeling the whole wife\girlfriend\mistress dressing up as a cheerleader is right out now...

    The world is going crazy and I blame too many electronic gadgets. Liek geese getting confused when migrating we're going collectively nuts as a results of too much man-made 'noise'in the world....

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    1. Re:Video Games Next by InfiniteLoopCounter · · Score: 1

      The world is going crazy and I blame too many electronic gadgets. Liek geese getting confused when migrating we're going collectively nuts as a results of too much man-made 'noise'in the world....

      The world was probably just as crazy or even worse before widespread use of electronic gadgets. It's just now we get increased exposure to the world than before (darker aspects especially with the mainstream media).

      I would like to believe that people in law do have societies' best interests at heart. Sure they effect ridiculous laws from time to time; but, on the whole, they laws themselves are progressive.

      Banning animated content that I'm sure many people would not like children they know of to witness seems like a practical way to go. I'm speaking from a general point of view here and not what is tied to writing in the law.

      Furthermore, all the legal repercussions that seem unintended can maybe be overcome in other ways without sacrificing this ruling (maybe you can tell I'm not a lawyer by now). Why not in some other case which is similar to this one (in that it involve similar animated content), but different enough so that what is being considered is obviously not child pornography, wait for a judge to make an "opposite" ruling. Thus, satisfying everyone by making it more clear cut what is unlawful content to keep in possession and maybe take into account who you show the content to, etc.

      Feel free to point out any deficiencies in my argument.

  59. Fun with this... by 6Yankee · · Score: 1

    Print image
    Mail to judge
    Phone media
    Phone police
    Enjoy

  60. "My Dear friend Mr. Bart . . ." by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

    During The Simpson's movie, it showed Bart's junk while he was skateboarding. Does this mean the movie depicts Child Porn?

    . . . well, it probably meant that poor Bart got spammed half to death by the Penis Enlargement Brigade.

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  61. What's Next by PinkyDead · · Score: 1

    Lagrangian Interpolation?!

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  62. OK, in US, not in Australia by cdrguru · · Score: 1

    So it is OK to advertise child-porn web sites using cartoon figures in the US now. Great, I am sure lots of people will pay for child porn web sites and now we have the ideal advertising vehicle that is perfectly legal.

    Right?

    Or do you think this might be what they had in mind all along?

    1. Re:OK, in US, not in Australia by greenreaper · · Score: 1

      Actually, no. If you advertise virtual child pornography as real child pornography, in the eyes of U.S. law that is as bad as if it really is real child pornography, because it is the intent that matters. Someone tried to squirrel their way out of a charge on the basis that the material wasn't in fact child pornography, but it didn't work.

  63. Good point by stuntmanmike · · Score: 1, Funny

    I blame England for concentrating their undesirables. They sent the religious nuts to America, the nice guys who were a little weird to Canada, and the criminals and perverts to Australia.

  64. An interesting extension. by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    But Justice Adams agreed with the magistrate, finding that while The Simpsons characters had hands with four fingers and their faces were "markedly and deliberately different to those of any possible human being", the mere fact that they were not realistic representations of human beings did not mean that they could not be considered people.

    If cartoons can be considered people, and the laws apply to all people, can cartoon makers be charged with murder for killing off a character? Can Warner Bros. be charged with assault and battery? What about Bugs Bunny or Wile E. Coyote? If one produces a cartoon depicting a rape, can one be charged with facilitation?

    This is an incredibly stupid ruling.

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    1. Re:An interesting extension. by icepick72 · · Score: 1

      Because pornography entails a visual element, it can be supplied by both cartoons and people without a cartoon being legally recognized a person and vice-versa. You have a great argument. It just answers the wrong question.

    2. Re:An interesting extension. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So if nude simpsons are child porn thru virtue of being 'real' persons, then

      There goes my hentai collection....

      Perhaps i should get rid of the barbies and bratz dolls that i bought.

      Would a certificate of manufacture double as a birth certificate for my manequins?

      When will the courts be laying charges against art galleries and churches that display cherubs (as noted is several earlier posts)?

      A few years ago the simpsons creators sued a south australian company for selling "Duff" brand beer. Did the simpsons creators pass on the proceeds to Moe's Tavern or the Duff coporation (now legal entities)? Sounds fraudulent if they didn't.

      I should also dispose of all my baby photo's where my backside or other rude bits are showing.

      Lucky Jim Henson is no longer with us, Miss Piggy could be up for sexual harrasment suit from Kermit. Since it's all documented on video i think he'd easily win the case.

      What about the department store that wanted to sell g-strings to under 8's (i think it was thru Target) a few years ago or is corporate paedophillia ok compared to 'normal' paedophillia?

      If my 27 year old wife uses a skin cream that takes 10 years off her life, am i now a crimminal??

      So many stupid questions, so many out of touch legal 'professionals'.

  65. Aussie Justice by sputnikid · · Score: 1

    So how many bootings will this guy get?

  66. Art vs. The Bad Stuff by BenEnglishAtHome · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The difference between art and porn is interesting. The True Teen case out of Utah illustrated it clearly. (I'm at work, so I can't Google for links and details. Feel free to fill in, folks.) In that case, the defendant, a photographer with a web site selling sexy but clothed pics of girls, won in a slam-dunk after the evidence showed that he did not produce the material for his own sexual gratification, an essential element of the crime under the law in that state at that time. IOW, he won because he was able to prove his state of mind to the court. (The details are probably unique...Wish I had links.)

    Later, on his web site, the photographer published an essay in which he opined that he could take far more revealing photos and sell them for far more money IF he were to sell in book form, rather than online. His point was that online sales of the material at a reasonable price to the masses meant that the knee-jerk reaction of LEA was that it couldn't be art. Art is expensive; his stuff wasn't. Art is a tangible thing that you hang on the wall or put on a bookshelf; his product didn't fit the profile. Art is printed on paper or something flat and doesn't require electricity; his was just light emitting from a monitor.

    He is of the opinion that he could put *anything* (almost) in an expensive, coffee-table-style "art" book and sell it without harrassment. However, he feels that even the most innocent content, if sold online, was a risky business.

    I agree with him. I have a copy of Larry Clark's beautiful book "Teenage Lust" in which he reproduces several photo and text essays on growing up, running with the gang, getting in trouble, and getting laid. (I hope I've got that title right; it's been years sinice I looked at the book.) If the thing were a web site, Clark would be in jail for life. But I paid ridiculous money to get it at an internationally-famous art exhibition and it's a BOOK instead of just a computer file. No way anyone is going to get prosecuted over that; the few times that bluenoses have famously tried, they've failed. Sally Mann, David Hamilton and others have been harrassed and have re-located or changed their art, but none of the high-profile investigations of serious artists over the last 30 years (that I'm aware of; please tell me if I'm wrong) have actually resulted in anyone being convicted of this crime.

    The lesson for pervs? Just brazenly publish your work in high-quality books with high prices. That should be enough to shield you from any charges.

    The lesson for the rest of us? The laws in this area have hinged on thoughtcrime for far longer than most people realize. All pictures of kids are illegal if the prosecutor can convince a jury you got some sick jollies from them.

    I have no idea how to protect against that. Burn your family albums, I suppose.

    1. Re:Art vs. The Bad Stuff by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Sally Mann, I was trying to remember her name. If she's the one I'm thinking of she did some pics of kids (probably her own) all covered in mud, looked like they'd been having a grand old game. There was an outcry even back then, before anyone had heard of interwebs and pediophiddlists.

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    2. Re:Art vs. The Bad Stuff by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So what you are saying is the difference between porn and art is about $100 in price to purchase?

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    3. Re:Art vs. The Bad Stuff by BenEnglishAtHome · · Score: 3, Insightful

      In practical terms, yes. That, and the storage format.

    4. Re:Art vs. The Bad Stuff by Gorgonzolanoid · · Score: 1

      No. It depends, but $100 is always far too cheap to be art.

      Art is what you can barely afford and your neighbours can't. To some, a SUV is art. For me, it would have to be crashed into a tree or a 40-ton truck first. THEN it becomes art (the kind I can't afford).

    5. Re:Art vs. The Bad Stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      You missed the crucial point: art is the domain of the "ruling class", child porn isn't. Price is just the feature the ruling class use to distinguish what they do from what other people do.

    6. Re:Art vs. The Bad Stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the evidence showed that he did not produce the material for his own sexual gratification, an essential element of the crime under the law in that state at that time. IOW, he won because he was able to prove his state of mind to the court.

      This isn't uncommon, and it works both ways. I used to know someone who was cleared of charges in a child molestation case for the same reason--no proof that he was after gratification. He admitted to doing it, but said that he didn't realize what he did was wrong. Now, he wasn't brutal, but he still molested a 3-year-old. I haven't kept in touch.

    7. Re:Art vs. The Bad Stuff by rahvin112 · · Score: 1

      Sally Mann was viciously prosecuted (and had her children taken by the state for a time) for taking pictures of her own children playing (often without clothing). She's a brilliant artist who was able to capture with the lens the innocence and beauty of childhood (a very difficult thing to capture with the still lens).

      There are many other artists like her that have been attacked by the state for producing beautiful works of art because some prosecutor or some pedophile pretending to be an upstanding person was aroused by clearly beautiful works of art.

    8. Re:Art vs. The Bad Stuff by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      You missed the crucial point: art is the domain of the "ruling class", child porn isn't. Price is just the feature the ruling class use to distinguish what they do from what other people do.

      Utter bollocks, if you can't tell the difference between a photograph of a child being raped and a naked cherub in a painting, you need serious help, it's nothing to do with price.

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    9. Re:Art vs. The Bad Stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But I paid ridiculous money to get it at an internationally-famous art exhibition and it's a BOOK instead of just a computer file. No way anyone is going to get prosecuted over that; the few times that bluenoses have famously tried, they've failed. Sally Mann, David Hamilton and others have been harrassed and have re-located or changed their art, but none of the high-profile investigations of serious artists over the last 30 years (that I'm aware of; please tell me if I'm wrong) have actually resulted in anyone being convicted of this crime.

      Yep, it's all in the presentation. A classic study is Jock Sturges, a San Francisco photographer. He did many pictures of teen and preteen children, as well as of adults, in various places (and always with full permission of the responsible adults in each case), including in nudist camps and beaches in France. It's fabulous stuff (as well as non-erotic) and can be purchased in expensive books in the museum shop at San Francisco MOMA, among other places. Yes he has also done some excellent erotic photography of gay men and lesbians, but that's a different subject.

      I could likely avoid a hassle if cops found sch a volume in my house. After all, they'd also have to go after SFMOMA for distribution if they nailed me. Hut i doubt it would be as easy to avoid prosecution if I tore a few pages out and they were seen on the back floor of my car.

      As for harassment, you're right there, too. Jock is a professional who once used to get his prints done at a nearby high-end color lab. One day, some punk tech looked at the prints and did an OMGKIDPORN job and called the cops. Lots of work was seized and held for the trial. He was found innocent and the stuff was returned. So the cops learned their lesson -- in future, they routinely raided his shop and seized whatever they needed to jerk off with back at the station, but they never again took it as far as a trial. That left the material in their possession "awaiting trial", which was never going to occur.

      In a similar manner, there was another artist who did very accurate, but wildly oversized pictures of currency, both in the US and in Europe. When he needed a meal, he'd sometimes go to a restaurant and order a meal. While awaiting the food, he'd do a picture in pencil of a twenty dollar bill on a paper placemat. When the time came to pay the bill, he often convinced the restaurant owner to take the picture in payment of his tab.

      This drove the cops nuts, so they arrested him for counterfeiting. Again, the court found him blameless as there was no way he could pass his paintings or drawings as real currency. But they contended that he was still using it the same as money. When the courts agreed hat he was bartering art for food, the cops went nuts in various countries and used the same tactic as had been used on Sturges -- raid his studio, seize what they wanted and hold it for evidence in a trial which never happened.

      Just pure cop rage at being made fools of. One more reason to hate cops -- they're the most piss-poor losers on earth.

      Final example; A woman traveling in France purchased a large print of a famous painting that hung in a well-known museum and mailed it to her son, an art student in the US. Some of the wrapping came loose and a UPS jerkoff saw part of the picture, which included nudes. He reported it to his supervisor, who immediately rerouted it back to the museum of origin, with a letter saying that UPS doesn't ship pornography.

      The journalist who reported this story took it a bit farther and made inquiries and got statements from UPS, DHL and FedEx on their respective company policies in such a case. UPS and DHL said that if they even suspected a package of containing pornographic material, they would refuse to deliver it, but would return it to the sender. FedEx said that they would never consider doing such a thing absent a court order.

      Note, all of this was many years back, before the loosened, post 9/11 official attitude toward privacy and the growth of the, "For the love of God, will no one think of the children!" movement.

    10. Re:Art vs. The Bad Stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't be silly. People have always been prosecuted for art.
      There was a case in Toronto about 15 years ago - some drawings were confiscated and the artist and gallery owner charged with child porn. The drawings were done by the artist as a cathartic body of work to expell the demons of childhood molestation. Art is lost on some people.

      IIRC, they won in the end, but the lesson was clear - don't do it again or you may lose more than your $100,000 in legal bills.

      A BC perv was arrested, charged, and got off for having fiction (words) describing sex acts. he essentially won on the fact that he had not been shown to be distributing it (sending or receiving - he wrote them himself), so it was freedom of speech/thought. The law was subsequently changed to allow for the appropriate degree of mind control.

      I've often wondered what happens with the next generation of software like Poser. You can set up any size or shape of person to do anything with anyone/anything. Is the software going to come with special filters (like the colour copiers that recognize money)?

      When basically you can illustrate anything, what constitutes the offense? The base program, if it doesn't block? The config file for that pose? The config file when you comment out the clothing section? Adding the ropes and chains? (apparently showing that sort of thing is illegal in Canada, even among consenting adults.) Running the render engine on it? Saving it to a file, or showing it on the screen? What if it's just wireframe render? What if I have a script that can pull together any arbitrary collection of components, none of which are separately illegal?

      The stupidity goes on and on when we change attitudes from "no animals were hurt in the making of this film" to though control.

      The focus should be on the people who make, distribute, and possess items that clearly exploit underage victims. In this case, private possession should be criminal too because it creates a market for exploitation.

    11. Re:Art vs. The Bad Stuff by BenEnglishAtHome · · Score: 1

      I generally don't like to reply to myself, but...

      He is of the opinion that he could put *anything* (almost) in an expensive, coffee-table-style "art" book and sell it without harrassment.

      ...here's the link that I was thinking of. It's a thought-provoking read.

  67. For profit, trade, or later viewing? Teen trades by davidwr · · Score: 1

    Firstly, child pornography is generally produced by people who wish to profit from such material or trade it with others.

    You forgot:

    1. Teenagers taking pictures of themselves or their girlfriends
    2. Incest offenders who want to have something to remember when their kids grow up
    3. Other kiddie-diddlers who want souvenir pictures.

    While some of #1 could loosely be called "trade" and some of #3 might be prostitution-related, much of these is non-profit and for strictly private viewing. That doesn't make it right and it certainly doesn't make it legal but it does change the dymanics of the "should it always be legal" argument.

    Teenagers unintentionally ruining their lives because they take a picture of themselves masturbating then send it to their girlfriends or boyfriends is getting to be a real problem, a problem that can be solved by making these crimes non-sex-crimes and non-felonies, or perhaps even reducing them to a "traffic ticket" offense and seizing the photos as contraband. Believe me, most kids would stopped by the threat of a $100 fine, losing their cell phone, having to do community service, or having their parents find out. Those that wouldn't probably aren't deterred by the threat of a felony conviction and a place on the sex-offender registry.

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  68. What if I like to Role play with my wife? by bhagwad · · Score: 1

    Suppose my wife and I agree to act out a fantasy that we've just met in school, and she and I are both dressed as if we're 15 or 16, would that constitute child Porn? The argument that we're not really kids won't hold any more, nor will the argument that we're not showing it to anyone else since the court has now decided that even drawings in the privacy of our homes are illegal. This si quite the thin end of the wedge.

    1. Re:What if I like to Role play with my wife? by Kojiro+Ganryu+Sasaki · · Score: 1

      There's been talk about that in Sweden recently after someone found out that some people had role played as minors on Second Life. They wanted to criminalize it but i don't know what happened with the whole thing.

  69. This is a job for SCIENCE by LandruBek · · Score: 1

    At the risk of sounding as if I support this idiotic verdict, I want to take issue with something you said:

    If someone can download child sex cartoons in order to get their fix, they are less likely to download real pictures of children.
    * * *
    There is no mechanism by which viewing child sex cartoons can lead to real children being used for child pornography . . . .

    That first statement there is a good hypothesis, partly because it is testable and falsifiable. Because, alternatively, it's quite within the realm of imagination that cartoons could be "gateway porn" to harder stuff: there's a sizable number of psychologists who believe in the phenomenon of "sexual addiction," which like other addictions requires increasing stimulus over time to achieve a fix. So (hypothetically) cartoons might at first deliver a fix but then prove inadequate, leading to a demand for actual exploitative images. Consequently there is conceivably a mechanism by which cartoons might lead to exploitation of real children.

    This is all hypothesis. I have no idea whether the above scenario is true or not. It would have to be studied---ethically, I hope---to be sure. This is an area where EMPIRICAL SCIENCE can help us.

    Last word: This was a bad verdict, regardless. I think freedom of speech is too important to be curtailed even if it does aggravate the problems of (we all agree) a tiny segment of the population.

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  70. One step but... by denzacar · · Score: 1

    ...only if the "thoughtcrime" marker is in the middle of the scale.
    THEN this would be one step from thoughtcrime.

    One step BEYOND to be precise.

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  71. What's next? by Yaotzin · · Score: 1

    Oh for the love of... Why don't they just take the extra step and outlaw thinking about child porn. Wohoo, thought police!

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  72. They're not children anymore ... by thedbp · · Score: 1

    So, let's say that Bart was 10 and Lisa was 8 when the Simpsons debuted on the Tracy Ullman show back in 1987 or 88.

    Now, if we are going to consider these entities to be equivalent to real people, we must also account for aging. Although the years have treated them well, and they don't look a day older, the fact is that at this point, Bart is 30 and Lisa is 28, minimum. They haven't been minors for a decade or so. Even Maggie, at this point, would be at least 20.

    Unless they prosecutors can prove this material was produced while said characters were still underage, then there's no case. /Swiftian Hyperbole

  73. The dreaded cartoons... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess then that several jurisdictions might have a problem with something like this.

  74. Bart's 21 years old! by holophrastic · · Score: 1

    Hey, none of the simpsons are minors. They've been around since 1987. That makes them each at least 21 years old.

    So, they aren't children, they simply have one of many diseases which causes growth problems.

    Does this mean that real adults with such diseases are not permitted to engage in the porn industry? Isn't that discrimination against the sick? Since when is there a height-requirement for adulthood?

  75. They are wrong by Brian+Ribbon · · Score: 1

    "Its still looked at as prevention, but instead of preventing the actual abuse, they want to prevent the thoughts that may lead to the abuse."

    A study recently published by the British Psychological Society (Sheldon & Howitt, 2008) found that:

    "Internet offenders may have less need to contact offend since they can generate fantasy more easily. The contact group may be unable to generate fantasies at all or may have weak and short-lived fantasies. Sex offenders are often described as concrete and/or unimaginative (Langevin, Lang, & Curnoe, 1998), and it is possible that contact child molesters do not have frequent or vivid fantasies and require activity with a child in order to generate later masturbatory thoughts.

    [...]

    Contact offenders seem to have less sexual fantasy pertinent to their offending than did Internet offenders. Fantasy deficit may be involved in contact offending against children."

    If these researchers are correct, limiting a paedophilic fantasy is more dangerous than attempting to prevent it. In reality, paedophiles will always fantasise about children, even if a TV show featuring children is the only stimuli available.

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    1. Re:They are wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you know there's online games where people roleplay sexual fantasies, and some of these people put up characters that are like 5-10 years old? I suspect the world has no real idea how common sexual attraction to young adolescents is. From my observation, it's much less common towards pre-pubescents. Yay for controlled, anonymous, fantasy-driven environments.

  76. Time to cash in! by burkmat · · Score: 1

    Heading down under to file for life insurance on a certain "person"!

  77. Missing the point by characterZer0 · · Score: 1

    The ruling had nothing to do with the facts of the case, the arguments of the lawyers, or the implications of the outcome.

    The judge ruled against the defendant so next time he runs for office, his ads can say that he has a proven record of being tough on pedophiles.

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    1. Re:Missing the point by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      Australian judges aren't elected.

      So no.

    2. Re:Missing the point by Shados · · Score: 1

      They aren't elected as judges, but they can try and get elected for other positions, yes? I beleive thats what the grandparent was refering to.

    3. Re:Missing the point by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      "next time". The chances that particular judge has ever run for public office in the past is vanishingly small. The chance that he will in the future is just as small too.

      The chance that he runs for office campaigning on his judgment history is exactly zero. Especially considering he previously threw out a bunch of interviews from evidence and accusing the agents of kidnapping and falsely imprisoning the accused terrorist...

  78. Age at depiction by phorm · · Score: 1

    I think there's already a precedent for the age at the time a picture is taken or a person is depicted.

    For example, distributing a naked picture taken today of a girl that's 20: not legal

    Distributing a naked picture (or portrait depiction, unless it's "art") of the same girl, but taken/drawn when she was 13: not legal, even if she's over 18 now...

  79. Now we've crossed the line by goldcd · · Score: 5, Insightful

    why stop here. I've got book after book on my shelf where fictional characters are killed!
    More to the point if you really want to draw attention to the 'wtf' currently underway, possibly we should direct our law enforcement officers to your national art gallery. Undoubtedly plenty of naked underage flesh on display there (in fact just has to appear underaged, so not even that much of a stretch) - hey, who's to say you're not aroused by cherubs anyway?

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    1. Re:Now we've crossed the line by Valdrax · · Score: 2, Funny

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      Do hope none of you think my stick-people look a bit on the young side - hate to have my front door kicked down and be put on 'a list'

      I see nothing wrong with your depiction of one person leaning their back against the knee of another and playing the harmonica while the other person claps.

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    2. Re:Now we've crossed the line by Lunzo · · Score: 1

      Actually there was a big media shitstorm earlier in the year about a photographer (Bill Henson) taking photos of nude teenagers and putting them on display in an art gallery. The cops raided the gallery and took his photos off the wall the day before the exhibition opened. This happened despite the fact that his work wasn't child porn according to Aus law, even without the exemption for artistic freedoms it still wouldn't have fit the definition of what is illegal.

    3. Re:Now we've crossed the line by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The cops raided the gallery and took his photos off the wall the day before the exhibition opened. This happened despite the fact that his work wasn't child porn according to Aus law, even without the exemption for artistic freedoms it still wouldn't have fit the definition of what is illegal.

      This is just another example of infantile cop rage. They cannot bear to have their authority challenged -- in any way, by anyone. If you make a fool of them, they will retaliate. You WILL knuckle under, citizen!!!

      No matter the outcome, they accomplished their goal -- there's nearly no chance the artwork can be retrieved in time for the exhibition to open as scheduled. When they have to return the material, they'll be let off under the rubric of "acting in good faith", as always. Meanwhile the owner has been inconvenienced and, best of all, had to invest considerable money in proving he was right.

      Standard practice is to make further such seizures, then retain the illegally seized material "awaiting trial", but no charges will be asserted, so the trial never happens.

      "Ha, ha, presumptuous artist -- do you now understand that our boot is firmly on your neck?"

  80. bart get out im piss by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    bart get out im piss

  81. Freudian Slip? by Overzeetop · · Score: 3, Funny

    exploited by an eager beaver prosecutor.

    That's kind of what got them in trouble in the first place, don't you think?

    (Though I'm old enough to remember it, I haven't heard that term in a couple of decades...the fact that it came up when discussing nudity made me chuckle)

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  82. What about the REAL child porn in plain sight? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I challenge anyone to browse for porn for 15 minutes and not run into real, honest-to-goodness child porn on "normal" porn sites. It's extremely common.

    But no, these drawings are the real problem.

    1. Re:What about the REAL child porn in plain sight? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I challenge anyone to browse for porn for 15 minutes and not run into real, honest-to-goodness child porn on "normal" porn sites. It's extremely common. But no, these drawings are the real problem.

      What type of "normal" porn sites are you browsing?!? I've been browsing interweb porn for over 6 years and haven't run into any real, honest-to-goodness child porn. None. Lots and lots of barely-legal sure, but no child porn.

  83. Does that mean by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that a teenager wanking (jerking off) is guilty of child abuse?

    1. Re:Does that mean by jaxtherat · · Score: 1

      It seems that given enough money to fuel a legal team: Yes

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  84. Pro-Lifers will love this by arthurpaliden · · Score: 1

    If a cartoon character can be considered a 'person' whay can't a fetus.

  85. Re:Irish and Gaelic Spelling by Phrogman · · Score: 1

    The answer of course is that medieval Celtic monks were paid by the letter when illuminating manuscripts, so "bhfaighfear" was worth a lot more to them that simply writing "weehur" :P

    As a one time student of Scots Gaelic I have always been stunned at just how confusing the orthography for both Gaelic and Irish is. The above word is an excellent example. Both languages have undergone massive changes in pronunciation over time and the results are the incredibly odd spellings.

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  86. Doesn't anybody think of the children? by dna_(c)(tm)(r) · · Score: 1

    Doesn't anybody think of the children? On second thought, better not. Although that judge did. Ouch, now my brain hurts...

  87. Anime by lilfields · · Score: 1

    As dumb as this might seem, the bright side is that hopefully they now start treating Anime as they would Max Hardcore...almost all Anime tentacle death rape sickness includes underage individuals

  88. Age of Consent by ianchaos · · Score: 1

    Since we are dealing with cartoons here this is already a ridiculous issue for the courts to deal with, but for the sake of argument lets look at this from the perspective of the Simpsons being real people.

    These people were all technically born on April 19, 1987, on the Tracey Ullman Show, with the debut of their first sketch.

    Since the age of real humans are figured from the date of their birth that would put even the youngest character at a minimum age of 21 years old. Well past the age of consent.

    This alone should be grounds for appeal I would think. IANAL however, and the basis for this whole case seems a bit out there, so I have no idea what kind of legal position this gentleman is in at this point.

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  89. Aliens are banned from having sex in Toronto by unlametheweak · · Score: 1

    I remember a few years ago (10?) there was an animated cartoon movie scheduled to show at the Toronto International Film Festival. It involved depictions of space aliens having sex. Because the censorship board thought these aliens looked to young to be having sex they banned it. As far as I know, I think they still pixelate animal sex scenes on the Discovery Channel as well (where I live).

    History never really seems to change.

    1. Re:Aliens are banned from having sex in Toronto by unlametheweak · · Score: 1

      Come to think of it, I remember when the mayor of Toronto banned the home-grown rock band Bare Naked Ladies from playing at city hall on New Years Eve because their name was "degrading to woman".

    2. Re:Aliens are banned from having sex in Toronto by unlametheweak · · Score: 1

      ... and a club featuring the rock band Totally Live Sex Show was raided by the Morality Squad...
      OK I'll stop. I could probably think up too many examples of bizarre political and police behavior in Toronto to let this thread go on almost indefinitely.

  90. Australian laws by alonsoac · · Score: 1

    I am considering going to live and work in Australia next year. Seems really a very cool place. But recent news about internet censorship and now this today are not very encouraging. Can someone tell me if these are just weird cases or is there a trend here?

    1. Re:Australian laws by BeaverCleaver · · Score: 1

      In the last ten years my country has gone to shit. We have the slowest, most expensive internet in the Western world (and they want to fuck it up even more by censoring it), the most expensive beer in the Western world, and our justice system seems more broken by the day.

      Australia was a Good Idea but we really seem to have lost our direction recently. Lots of sunshine and nice beaches though, and the wildlife is neat. Come and see the animals soon because we are hell-bent on killing what's left of those through unsusainable farming, land clearing, salinity, and feral foreign plants and animals.

  91. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sigh... and to think everyone down here looks at me funny when i bring up the topic of human culling.

  92. Re:Irish and Gaelic Spelling by Bishop+Rook · · Score: 1

    It's surely the fault of those monks. I'm convinced that the way they determined how to transliterate using Latin characters was to get piss-drunk and throw darts at a board.

  93. The horror... the horror... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Who knows what damage this could cause."

    Indeed; the mind reels to contemplate what the world would be without pornographic derivatives of post-modern pop animation.

    What is this world coming to, and who will think about the little children (you know, the children on Slashdot, who by all accounts are getting pretty desparate for *anything* to wank to)?

    1. Re:The horror... the horror... by scurvyj · · Score: 1

      Is it bad that I nearly rose to this troll? Oops, I did.....

  94. Related news item by mcgrew · · Score: 4, Informative

    Related UnNews item: Wikipedia now hosting child pornography NSFW!!!!

    What's funny is there is a picture of what looks to be a nude (except for nylons) prepubescent girl in a provocative position (with the genitals covered by a price tag), and as UnNews and teh Uncyclopedia are actually hosted by Wikipedia, it's true.

    In a manner of speaking...

  95. hahahaha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Huh? This rulling doesn't make any sense.
    Maggies and lisa's birth certificate both say they are 19+ now.

  96. Reminds me of Mike Diana... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This reminds me of the Mike Diana trial, first artist to be charged with obscenity. The whole story makes my blood boil.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_diana

  97. Breast-feeding illegal? by freedumb2000 · · Score: 1
  98. OH NO!!!!! by IHC+Navistar · · Score: 1

    I guess Gumby has a serious problem now:

    1: He was a kid,
    2: He wore no clothes,
    3: He has a *very* close relationship with his pet horse, which he named "Pokey".

    Next thing you know, some asshat "judge" will be outlawing Gumby stuff, telling us that Gumby memorabilia supported child porn because his enemies, the "Blockheads" were really trying to kidnap him so they could ship him to a child porn studio in Malaysia.....

    Ironically, the most "child-porn safe" cartoon character has to be South Park's Kenny, since he is so bundled up in snow gear, all you can see are his eyes.

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  99. Pretty Baby by leabre · · Score: 1

    I wonder how they would think of the movies

    * Pretty Baby
    * Not all oranges are the only fruit

    Those sho a bit of young girls in questionable scenes, yet they are rather artistic and make the story line artistic.

    * Lolita?

    No nudity, but quite suggestive. Again, the story lines are not meant to around but can be found arousing by some.

    Why aren't they banning Amazon or Netflix from selling/renting those movies?

    With cartoons, no actual child was involved and no child harmed.

    What is with governments these days trying to protect us from ourselves and every conceivable possible evil when humanity has done just fine for thousands of years?

    Granted, exploitation should be punishable. But not every act of child nudity is an exploitation. Just visit a naturalist beach. I don't see the government shutting them down just because children might be nude there? Family nudity? While I don't practice it I have many (foreign non-American) friends that do and I've been at their house many times.

    While I have at times found their frank openness about nudity and even young kids so willingly fondling themselves to be a bit discomforting at first, for someone who was raised that you don't mention, think, or show your pee-pee/toodles ever because it is a sin, sex is a sin, touching your self is a sin, porn is a sin, flirting is a sin, crap, I later then found it refreshing that someone doesn't fee artificial inhibitions and openly expresses or allows it, without flaunting it or being perverted.

    Here in America, we are still very much tied to our puritan heritage and I think we should just get over it. Sex happens. Nudity is natural (we're born that way), so why be so shameful about it?

    Thanks,
    Leabre

  100. Bill Henson and the sneaky "art" defense by andr00oo · · Score: 1

    Since taking photos of naked children is apparently not a criminal act in Australia as long as its "art": http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Henson#Images_seized ...its hard to imagine drawing non-real children being a criminal act. Perhaps the "perpetrators" forgot to use the sneaky "art" defense.

    1. Re:Bill Henson and the sneaky "art" defense by scurvyj · · Score: 1

      Err ... in what way is that 'sneaky'?

      Its the actual, true and accurate defense.

    2. Re:Bill Henson and the sneaky "art" defense by andr00oo · · Score: 1

      The guy took photos of naked children. The mood in Australia, as I read it, was that it was entirely unacceptable to everyone except a few art snobs. It was sneaky in that the guy exploited a loophole to hurt children and make child porn. Just because you call an immoral act "art", doesn't stop it being an immoral act.

    3. Re:Bill Henson and the sneaky "art" defense by QCompson · · Score: 1

      The guy took photos of naked children.

      Outrageous!

      It was sneaky in that the guy exploited a loophole to hurt children and make child porn.

      He hurt them by... taking pictures of them naked with consent of their parents? You know what's even worse? These same children and many others around the world have to look at themselves in the mirror, naked, nearly every day. Naked! When will this constant deluge of naked pornography end?

      19th century Britain telegraphed. They want their prudery back.

    4. Re:Bill Henson and the sneaky "art" defense by andr00oo · · Score: 1

      OK, so I thought about it overnight and I think I understand your argument:

      (Child "notices" self while brushing hair) = (Total stranger sells naked pictures of child for money to another total stranger)

      Please explain why that's morally equivalent, because I don't see that it is the same thing at all.

  101. Nope. by msauve · · Score: 1

    Amazingly enough, the Simpsons was first aired on April 19, 1987. That makes all of major characters over the age of 21.

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  102. Oh Australia... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Haha, those crazy Australians, what will they do next! Thank God nothing like that would ever happen in the good old U.S. of A.!

  103. Pathetic AC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Brought to you by AC with a dick so small you need a microscope to see it.

    You realize how pathetic your racist crap is right?

  104. Posting AC... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...but I hope this gets seen.

    This is what happens when you let the inmates of a penal colony start their own country. :)

  105. The judge is probably doing their job by jesterzog · · Score: 1

    Apparently we now allow judges with a child-like intelligence.

    I haven't looked at this case in detail, but most judges are very strict about interpreting the law as accurately as possible, keeping in mind precedents that have been set in the past with a goal to stay as consistent as possible. That's their job, after all.

    It's possible that the judge is at some kind of fault here, but I'd be tempted to look at what the law actually says about how to define pictures of children, and what other judges have said in the past, before assuming this.

  106. Does this mean... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... that if I was to make even the crudest of pencil drawings of "two kids having sex" (e.g. Mangu's brilliant post above), that I would be guilty of producing and possessing child pornography? Oh and if I dropped said drawing on the street, I guess you could add "distribution" to that list?

    I have no such inclinations, but if I did, wouldn't it be an artistic expression?? I'm still in disbelief at the ruling, and it's getting a bit crazy down here, so I'm posting AC for that reason.

  107. Honest question by nightfire-unique · · Score: 1

    I fear the people who proposed, and those who support this law... more than I fear child predators. I fear they will harm more children (who will doubtless be tortured with prosecution for natural* acts) than child predators. I feel this; it's not academic. Does that make me illegal?

    I'm starting to wonder if I'm allowed to think for myself anymore. :(

    Scary times.

    * scientific definition, not legal definition.

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  108. I can't believe this! by AbRASiON · · Score: 1

    I'm 30 and I swear I saw those cartoons drawn nearly 10 years ago, seriously! and I'm in Australia to boot.
    They were like one of the first images you see on the internet back in the day, it's like in the 'internet starter pack' includes goatse, simpsons porn, AYB and a black cat pouncing on a baby from behind a tree.

    The pictures are so old the statute of limitation (is that the term?) should be over.
    I am becoming more and more ashamed to be an Australian lately - fuck these idiot laws and stupid 'FOR THE CHILDREN' actions.
    better ban "Miss teacher bangs a boy" episode of Southpark from free to air SBS reruns too! (an excellent one at that)
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miss_teacher_bangs_a_boy

  109. help!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Someone help me out.... I got this on my computer. I don't know if I should delete it, i figure they are legal but just maybe....

  110. Me neither. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Closest I've seen to actual child porn is stuff like the the Virgin Killer cover and that's not child porn.

    Though I must admit that I've probably seen things that are technically 'child porn' i.e. sexualised amateur (usually self-taken) pictures of teenage girls. While they look young they do not look like children. Certainly they do not look prepubescent which would qualify as actual child porn.

  111. Oh, that they are by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    Oh, that they are, but I think that:

    1. Bad and vague laws are just that: bad laws. If something's vague enough to cover a distorted cartoon, what else does it (perhaps unintentionally) cover? Bart is clearly depicted as a kid, but what about some hentai drawings? Do they _look_ definitely over 18 or could it look to a judge like one of them could be 15?

    In fact, most cartoons as a whole have the proportions of children. Adults have a torso of about 3x the head size, kids have a larger head than that in proportion to their body. Almost any cartoon has a head 1/2 the size of the torso or more, to make room for facial features. So if you have any cartoon, animation film, or game where a character is shown undressed or in lingerie or a few other situations, you could be a paedophile because they have the proportions of a child.

    What about the gnomes in WoW, which have the proportions of 2 year olds? If someone has a bank character running around in their underwear (it's not like they actually need more), is it paedophilia? Well, that character certainly looks like a 2 year old in a binkini. Seems suspicious to me.

    2. The increasingly used excuse that they'll surely know when and against whom to apply it, and surely will refrain from prosecuting those who just saw a naked gnome, worries me even more.

    That's not how the rule of the law was supposed to work. The rule of the law, ideally, means that you can know exactly what you're allowed to do and exactly what not, and that justice is applied the same to everyone. We already had thousands of years where the king applied arbitrary justice, and laws applied to some people but not to others. It wasn't that great. People died (literally) to get the ruling classes to accept the rule of the law.

    Laws which are vague enough to apply to half the population, but probably they'll be wise enough to see that they don't apply to _you_, that's a return to the bad old days of arbitrary justice. You have a law which they can use against anyone they don't like.

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  112. Fictional Characters are real? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If we are to consider fictional children as real because of they might induce thoughts of child porn then we must all gather up our torches, march on the local library and burn all the copies of Romeo and Juliet which clearly has underage teenagers engaging in sexual acts and murder!

  113. English orthography [it sucks] by AliasMarlowe · · Score: 1

    When is gh ever pronounced F at the beginning of a word?

    Here's a brief excerpt from The Economist magazine, 14 August 2008 (online at http://www.economist.com/world/britain/displaystory.cfm?story_id=11920829 but may require login).

    You write potato, I write ghoughpteighbteau
    The rules need updating, not scrapping
    GHOTI and tchoghs may not immediately strike readers as staples of the British diet; and even those most enamoured of written English's idiosyncrasies may wince at this tendentious rendering of "fish and chips". Yet the spelling, easily derived from other words*, highlights the shortcomings of English orthography.
    ...
    *Fish: gh as in tough, o as in women, ti as in nation (courtesy of GB Shaw). Chips: tch as in match, o as in women, gh as in hiccough.

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    1. Re:English orthography [it sucks] by crossmr · · Score: 1

      why don't you quote the most relevant part?

      *Fish: gh as in tough, o as in women, ti as in nation (courtesy of GB Shaw). Chips: tch as in match, o as in women, gh as in hiccough.

      wow..letters have different pronunciations depending on where they are in a word and the letters around them? stop the presses! one summer I studied gaelic same headache. I've been studying korean for over a year, same headache there. This isn't anything special.

      You also can't take those pronunciations out of context and use them somewhere else and expect them to be right. The writer is a hack.

    2. Re:English orthography [it sucks] by AliasMarlowe · · Score: 1

      wow..letters have different pronunciations depending on where they are in a word and the letters around them?

      Yes, and while this might appear normal to an English speaker, it appears obviously and stunningly wrong to speakers of some other languages.

      The writer's point (it is a generally accepted position, too) was that this is precisely what's wrong with the orthography of English - and Gaeilge and French, among others. It is also why it takes much longer for children to master reading and writing in English, compared to languages with rational orthography, such as German, Italian, and Finnish. The issue is very relevant, and probably contributes to the greater impact of dyslexia on native English speakers than on native German speakers http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dyslexia#Effect_of_language_orthography.

      In languages with rational or phonemic orthography, the pronunciation of a letter does not depend on its position in a word, and only depends on neighbouring letters in the case of unambiguous groups of letters (i.e. those which cannot represent a sequence of sounds in that language). Study Finnish orthography for a good example of a phonemic orthography. There is a one-to-one mapping between phonemes and letters (or unambiguous combinations of letters). English, on the other hand, is classified as having a defective orthography. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orthography

      My children are fluent in both Finnish and English (and learning French and Swedish, but I have not inflicted Gaeilge on them yet). They learned to speak both languages with equal facility, although the languages are very different in structure and in their concept associativities. However, they learned to read and write Finnish far faster than English, even with comparable parental and school inputs for both languages, and with reading material of similar quality. The difference in orthography has a significant effect.

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    3. Re:English orthography [it sucks] by crossmr · · Score: 1

      Yes, and while this might appear normal to an English speaker, it appears obviously and stunningly wrong to speakers of some other languages.

      and doesn't appear remotely wrong to some speakers of other languages.

      There is little point in that sentence unless you can make the case that those languages make up the majority of the languages in the world and that english is somehow an anomaly. Wikipedia references "most" western european languages as having this problem, and I've pointed out Korean as an asian language which also does this there are probably plenty of others. While the anecdotal evidence of how quickly your children learned is nice, its hardly evidence of anything. A rather extensive study taking in to account other learning factors would have to be done to show any evidence that these languages are much easier, but even still many other languages also suffer this problem, and this is hardly a cross english should bear on its own.

  114. Re:You know what's hot.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For some reason I'm turned on by naked forty to fifty year old women wearing pigtails and hot red lipstick, sucking on lollipops. I like em to wear cheerleader skirts with no undies and crawl on all fours while they are at it...

  115. Obligatory! by thexile · · Score: 1

    HA! HA!

  116. let the punishment fit the crime by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    maybe when they get sent to jail for their crimes they will learn all about sexual deviancy and it's impact on youth as they get butt raped day after day. way to go justice system. punish them by getting them jail raped!

  117. Reasoning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I believe the reasoning behind this law is that if someone makes real child porn and then digitally alters it to look cartoony (a la A Scanner Darkly) it can be very difficiult to tell if it involves children.

    However, this case does not, so I fail to see what the crime was.