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Indiana Bans Driver's License Smiles, For Security

Smelly Jeffrey writes "According to a recent article, Indiana BMV Communications Director Dennis Rosebrough states that applicants for a new or renewed operator's license or state identification card will no longer be allowed to smile and say cheese. Apparently new facial recognition software being employed by the state fails to function when the face is distorted by something as innocuous as smiling. Also on the list of taboos are hats, eyeglasses, and hair that hangs down over the face. The article fails to mention, however, the legality of beards, mustaches, and bushy eyebrows." Similar restrictions are in place for the Enhanced Driver License (which serves as a sort of limited passport) implemented by the state of Washington, among others.

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  1. As an Indiana resident... by Gigiya · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'd damn well like to keep my awkward smile on my driver's license!

    1. Re:As an Indiana resident... by Arthur+Grumbine · · Score: 4, Funny

      "In a recent modification of their assessment of the effects of the policy, the Indiana BMV has now estimated that 8 residents will be disappointed about the inability to smile..."

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    2. Re:As an Indiana resident... by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      Easy to fix their little red wagon. go in and intentionally have your face distorted all the time you are there, mention you have a medical condition and they will let you go.

      remember these are DMV people, not the brightest of the population.

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    3. Re:As an Indiana resident... by theaveng · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I never smile anyway, but what's with this "you can't wear glasses" rule? That seems really stupid considering I'm always wearing glasses. Will the cops now ask me to remove my glasses so they can compare my face to the drivers license?

      Also:

      Why is Indiana using facial recognition software? Is there now a database of faces that police are searching every time a crime is committed???

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    4. Re:As an Indiana resident... by Cow+Jones · · Score: 4, Funny

      If you want a really embarrassing picture on your driver's license, you could always move to Virginia:

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owvO640ODwA

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    5. Re:As an Indiana resident... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Apparently, one of the earlier states to use facial recognition had caught an identity thief in the act. She had drivers licenses in 5 of her victims names.

    6. Re:As an Indiana resident... by timothy · · Score: 5, Interesting

      That is what the E. German border guards were famous for doing, so ... Yes, probably so. Not that this will *actually* happen, but if you meet an especially scrupulous cop (in the sense of scrupulous attention to detail and procedure) then the glasses may come off.

      timothy

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    7. Re:As an Indiana resident... by richrumble · · Score: 1

      An identity thief will smile alot after he/she has got my money, so how does this help if the system can't cope with a smile and or glasses. "Smiling all the way to the bank" ring a bell? Security theater plain and simple. Another waste of my taxpaying dollars. I'll have no photo next time, or pull a peewee and use scotch tape on my face the whole time I'm there. -rich http://dev.clear-site.net/

    8. Re:As an Indiana resident... by d3ac0n · · Score: 1

      Alternately, get a really good costume beard, mustache and eyebrows. You know, the actual "acting" kind that you glue to your face. Go in all bushy-like, get your photo taken, and then once you leave you remove the items. Congrats! You are now Mr. Incognito!

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    9. Re:As an Indiana resident... by ThisIsForReal · · Score: 1

      I hoped somebody would post a link to that. One of my favorite videos on youtube. It was the first thing I thought of when I saw the headline of this story.

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    10. Re:As an Indiana resident... by sonsonete · · Score: 3, Informative

      Why is Indiana using facial recognition software? Is there now a database of faces that police are searching every time a crime is committed???

      To combat identity theft. At least that's what the local NPR news said this morning.

      Apparently the BMV plans to compare your new picture when you get a license to all your previous license pictures. If it looks significantly different, they'll take extra steps to ensure that you are, in fact, who you say you are.

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    11. Re:As an Indiana resident... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder how they'd feel about you sticking out your tongue...

    12. Re:As an Indiana resident... by iainl · · Score: 1

      The aspect I don't understand is that, because I actually _need_ these glasses, it's illegal for me to drive my car without them on. So having a DRIVER'S LICENCE, of all documents, looking like I hardly ever do awake is rather counter-intuitive.

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    13. Re:As an Indiana resident... by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      You know, while the thoughts of all this facial recognition software is bothering me...on a bit 'softer' note, I thought I'd read recently, that when cops pull people over, they give more time and closer evaluation to those people that have smiles on their drivers licenses. I'm not sure why...but, it seems they will detain a person longer with a smiling picture, than they will with someone with no expression at all.

      So, as a by product...maybe people will slip more under the 'radar' of meat space cops on stops.

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    14. Re:As an Indiana resident... by rilian4 · · Score: 1

      I am legally required to wear glasses to drive so I don't see how I could be asked to remove them were my state to enact something like this.

      It makes no sense.

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    15. Re:As an Indiana resident... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, remember. When commiting crimes, always smile!

      They will never be able to recognize you.

    16. Re:As an Indiana resident... by radarjd · · Score: 4, Informative

      To combat identity theft. At least that's what the local NPR news said this morning.

      Apparently the BMV plans to compare your new picture when you get a license to all your previous license pictures. If it looks significantly different, they'll take extra steps to ensure that you are, in fact, who you say you are.

      I was at a seminar today where the General Counsel for the Indiana BMV explained the reason for the new regulation in more detail. Apparently, Indiana had been attracting fraudsters who would apply for a driver's license under someone else's name. In order to prevent this, the clerks at the BMV compare all past driver's license photos with the appearance of the person trying to get the new license. If the clerk noticed a discrepancy, the person was flagged and they needed to have a hearing and provide further proof that they are who they say they are to get the license. That has been going on for "some time."

      Under the new system, the photos will be additionally compared using facial recognition software. Further, the system will check faces in its database against one another to determine if someone is getting licenses under multiple names. The software is somewhat limited in that things like smiles and glasses throw it off, hence the regulation.

      In other words, the system isn't trying to make it easier for the police, FBI, interpol, etc. to catch you -- it's trying to make it easier for the BMV to catch people applying for licenses fraudulently. At least, that's what the General Counsel said.

    17. Re:As an Indiana resident... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They use facial recognition to attempt to ensure that you don't have a second driver's license under another identity.

      Glasses -- with their frames and light reflection -- degrade facial recognition matching performance. Systems need to "see" the area around your eyes and bridge of nose clearly.

    18. Re:As an Indiana resident... by Fulminata · · Score: 1

      Which brings up the question of whether if you were smiling or wearing glasses in a previously taken picture, and the software is incapable of dealing with that, will it now flag you as a possible identity thief when you go in to get your new license sans glasses and/or smile?

    19. Re:As an Indiana resident... by drsmithy · · Score: 1

      I never smile anyway, but what's with this "you can't wear glasses" rule?

      Same rationale as passport photos.

      It's pretty hard to take the glasses off a photo. OTOH, it's pretty easy to take them off your face when requested.

    20. Re:As an Indiana resident... by PachmanP · · Score: 2

      Don't you see! It's so that the cop can say please remove your glasses so I can compare you photo, then happen to notice that you are in the driver's seat of a motor vehicle without glasses which you are legally required to have and then arrest you.

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    21. Re:As an Indiana resident... by Skrapion · · Score: 5, Funny

      "License and registration, please."

      "Hold on, officer, I need to put on my eyebrows."

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    22. Re:As an Indiana resident... by Schadrach · · Score: 1

      Could be worse, they recently (as in past 5 years) started requiring a verifiable street address to get a license (not a mailing address, a physical address). This doesn't sound bad until you understand the practicalities of living in West Virginia -- the answer "My home doesn't have one" is often actually true. There's a big thing going on to reassign every lot in the state a "permanent" address, with a mechanism for determining new addresses for lots that get split or combined, based on the physical location of the lot. As opposed to the current method of just picking a number that isn't in use and running with it (which is what my employer did with the two facilities they built in the past 5 years -- literally just chose a number that wasn't in use already and claimed it as their own).

    23. Re:As an Indiana resident... by Skrapion · · Score: 1

      And if you refuse to take them off your face, someone can draw a pair of glasses on your photo!

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    24. Re:As an Indiana resident... by MadnessASAP · · Score: 1

      Unless of course you DO have a facial condition that makes you always smile in ehich case they will refuse to take a picture becuase the rules say you can't be smiling. Stupid is a two way street with both ways going the wrong direction.

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    25. Re:As an Indiana resident... by Detritus · · Score: 1

      That made me think of the time I met one of the actors from "Planet of the Apes" at a special screening of the movie. He was in full ape makeup and costume. It looked absolutely real, even closeup and in person. What would the DMV say if I showed up looking like that, or some other hominid species?

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    26. Re:As an Indiana resident... by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1
      How does the fire department figure out where you are when you call? 'The red house after the forked tree up the third road from the left'????. In every rural area I've lived in (Colorado, Alaska, Montana) you HAVE a road designation (County Road xxx). You are y.abc miles (sorry folks, this is the USA) from the beginning of the road. Therefore your address is yabc County Road xxx, Bumfuck, Montana.

      Do you guys need some help on this concept?

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    27. Re:As an Indiana resident... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm thinking the same thing here, I have to wear glasses to see anything that isn't > 3 inches in front of my face. Isn't this all about recognizing faces? How does that work when I never am going to be looking like my picture? I suppose as long as the computer doesn't know the difference.. (er.. and as long as Ohio doesn't start doing this too..)

      meh, maybe I should just get contacts. ;)

    28. Re:As an Indiana resident... by jesterzog · · Score: 1

      I never smile anyway, but what's with this "you can't wear glasses" rule? That seems really stupid considering I'm always wearing glasses.

      It doesn't seem strange to me. If a passport photograph is supposed to be to help confirm someone's identity (so you can prove you're a particular person from some country), the photo should be of the person's face. It shouldn't be of whatever item of clothing they happened to be wearing on the day. Why allow part of the image to be obscured unnecessarily?

      When an immigration officer for some country checks your passport, you won't necessarily be wearing the same glasses shown in the photo, or someone else could show up with glasses similar to yours in an attempt to pass themselves off as you. At least this way if they're doubting it, as well as checking other identification items of the passport, they can ask you to remove your glasses and have something consistent with the photo and more difficult to forge for comparison.

      I'm not an advocate of governments going to ridiculous extents to assume guilt and run faulty software over their photos, but simply requiring people to keep a straight face and make their face visible doesn't by itself mean that this is going to happen. There are plenty of reasons why it's a good thing, and having standards that help passports do what they're intended to do (to identify a person is the same as that described on the passport with the least possible doubt) is what helps different countries trust each other's passports when those passports are presented.

    29. Re:As an Indiana resident... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      There's something about this that rubs me the wrong way...

      I've worn glasses since I was in the third grade. I always wear my glasses. Without my glasses, the world is a bunch of blurry colors. If I were asked to remove them, I would be hesitant to comply. I would feel very vulnerable without them. I've never thought of myself as handicapped, but without my glasses, I am...

      It doesn't seem right that I am required to remove my glasses for a picture. Or to remove them so a LEO can get a better look at me.

      I suppose next they will require amputees to remove their prosthetics. Or perhaps they can prop up people with wheel chairs against the wall to get an accurate measure of their height...

    30. Re:As an Indiana resident... by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      Unless of course you DO have a facial condition that makes you always smile in ehich case they will refuse to take a picture becuase the rules say you can't be smiling.

      Man, that's really going to suck once Jack Napier moves to Indiana. He'll see to it that if he can't get a driver's license, no one will.

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    31. Re:As an Indiana resident... by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I never smile anyway, but what's with this "you can't wear glasses" rule?

      Maybe they're trying to ID that illegal alien vigilante Kal El.

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    32. Re:As an Indiana resident... by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      Apparently the BMV plans to compare your new picture when you get a license to all your previous license pictures. If it looks significantly different, they'll take extra steps to ensure that you are, in fact, who you say you are.

      Great! Windows Genuine Advantage for your driver's license!

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    33. Re:As an Indiana resident... by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 2, Funny

      You wanna know how I got these scars?

    34. Re:As an Indiana resident... by AxemRed · · Score: 1

      If I remember correctly, it won't flag you as an identity thief (or a victim of an identity thief) to the police. It will flag as a picture with significant changes and put it into a list for the BMV staff to review.

    35. Re:As an Indiana resident... by Langalf · · Score: 1

      Hey, I live in rural Montana, you insensitive clod!

    36. Re:As an Indiana resident... by Mr.+Droopy+Drawers · · Score: 1

      The video I thought of was this one SMILE.

      I feel validated already!

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    37. Re:As an Indiana resident... by Samah · · Score: 1

      ...but if you meet an especially scrupulous cop (in the sense of scrupulous attention to detail and procedure) then the glasses may come off.

      And depending on the cop, possibly the gloves.

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    38. Re:As an Indiana resident... by davester666 · · Score: 1

      The Joker probably has his license suspended because of too many demerit points, so he won't bother trying to get his license renewed.

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    39. Re:As an Indiana resident... by ymail.com · · Score: 1

      That seems really stupid considering I'm always wearing glasses. Will the cops now ask me to remove my glasses

      The standard joke was to go to the DMV after 10 beers so you look like your picture and the cop doesn't think you were DUI.

    40. Re:As an Indiana resident... by ex0duz · · Score: 1

      Why are you afraid of taking off your glasses? Are you afraid you'll get your cover blown.. SUPERMAN?

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    41. Re:As an Indiana resident... by Uzuri · · Score: 1

      They probably figure that anyone who can still smile after sitting in the waiting room of the DMV for two hours must need an eye kept on them...

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    42. Re:As an Indiana resident... by Schadrach · · Score: 1

      Simple, most of those areas have small local volunteer fire departments. Fire service beyond that literally gets told "Go down for miles and make a right, third house on the left" because in many cases that side road they made the right onto simply doesn't have a name. Most fires are fought by solely by the local guys, for whom it's literally the smoke plume you can see from the fire department. If there were a serious fire, say 2 miles up the unnamed road the branches off of Paint Creek however far up Paint Creek it branches off, they'd literally be told that if it was something big enough that the locals there couldn't handle it.

  2. Fascists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

    Papers, please.

  3. Nothing new under the sun by Apotekaren · · Score: 1

    This has been an unwritten(or maybe even a written) rule in Finland for drivers licenses, passports, ID card etc.
    Or maybe it's just that they don't want anyone to mistake Finland with some happy smiling nation.

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    1. Re:Nothing new under the sun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      BS. You can smile, if you please.

      I guess we are just that glum.

    2. Re:Nothing new under the sun by Threni · · Score: 5, Informative

      This is a rule in the UK already for passports, driving licenses, immigration applications etc. Also the background can't be pure white, no hair can be covered (except for religious reasons), only one person per picture, and it's quite tightly defined where in the photo the face must be.

    3. Re:Nothing new under the sun by Sobieski · · Score: 1

      Same goes for Swedish IDs, I look very angry in my passport photo. I thought this was the norm all around the globe, not to be allowed to smile for those kinds of photos.

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    4. Re:Nothing new under the sun by ubercam · · Score: 1

      Just look at most, if not all jurisdictions in Canada. We here in Manitoba haven't been allowed to smile for driver's licenses for about a year or two. No glasses, hats, etc either. This strikes me as odd, considering I need glasses to legally drive a car, yet I'm not allowed to wear them for my driver's license picture. I don't recall ever hearing anything about facial recognition software being the reason. I believe it was more to do with international standards or something. Then again, I wasn't living here when they changed our licenses over to the new design. At least they're much better than the old ones, which were the laughing stock of Canada, but we still have to renew them every year. Damn money grab...

      As for passports, we haven't been allowed to smile since at least 2003, which was when I got my first one, but I'm almost positive it was before then.

    5. Re:Nothing new under the sun by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

      Whats worse ( or at least equally as bad ) is that these rules also apparently apply to children and babies. There have been numerous stories about families having their passports denied because their toddlers are illegally smiling in their photos.

      The whole thing is ridiculous.

    6. Re:Nothing new under the sun by MohammedDeVries · · Score: 2, Funny

      Indeed, nothing new, This is about Tzar Peter the Great (1672-1725): To add insult to injury, Peter personally cut off the beards of his noblemen. All men except the peasants and priests had to pay Peter's yearly beard tax and wear a medal proclaiming, "Beards are a ridiculous ornament." If we re-introduce the beard-tax we can pay the development of better face-recognition systems.

    7. Re:Nothing new under the sun by Hognoxious · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This strikes me as odd, considering I need glasses to legally drive a car, yet I'm not allowed to wear them for my driver's license picture.

      One, the glasses partially hide your face.

      Two, if the photo has you without glasses, they can always compare you to it by asking you to take your glasses off. If the photo shows you with glasses, they can only compare by getting you to wear the same glasses.

      Next episode, why they have braille on drive-thru ATMs.

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    8. Re:Nothing new under the sun by mazur · · Score: 3, Interesting

      As in the Netherlands, so probably an EU thing. Again, I don't know the rationale. A quick browse suggests, again, that it's for biometric purposes, and that a smile with bared teeth distorts the biometric data of the face too much. A smile without teeth bared is allowed, though, here.

      Stefan.

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    9. Re:Nothing new under the sun by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      Is crying okay? If so just punch the baby before the picture is taken.

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    10. Re:Nothing new under the sun by Inda · · Score: 1

      And my wife had her picture refused because she was wearing her glasses. ...I told her but would she believe me?

      Anyway, no big deal, just don't smile.

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    11. Re:Nothing new under the sun by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If a simple action like smiling can make the facial recognition useless, I would suggest fixing the software, not banning smiles.

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    12. Re:Nothing new under the sun by Missing_dc · · Score: 1

      Next episode, why they have braille on drive-thru ATMs.

      I'm sure it has to do with a goverment regulation that ALL ATMs have instructions in braille.

      On a side note, I frequently walk up to the drive up ATM whent he regular one is busy.

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    13. Re:Nothing new under the sun by Dr.+Hok · · Score: 1

      Or maybe it's just that they don't want anyone to mistake Finland with some happy smiling nation.

      Ha ha, greatest joke ever!

      Seriously, I have talked a lot to Finnish people over the last two years, and the closest any of them ever came to being cheerful looked and sounded like serious cramps in the guts.

      But as a part-time autist I get along fine with them.

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    14. Re:Nothing new under the sun by Dr.+Hok · · Score: 1

      As in the Netherlands, so probably an EU thing. Again, I don't know the rationale.

      Same here in Germany. When I asked why, they told me it's required for immigration into the US. I *can* smile on the passport if I like, they said, but if I ever wanted to travel to the US I wouldn't get a visa.

      So IMHO the big surprise is that the US is so slow to implement this at home.

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    15. Re:Nothing new under the sun by Valdrax · · Score: 1

      Next episode, why they have braille on drive-thru ATMs.

      Because it's a pointless expense for ATM manufacturers to purchase non-braille keypads for drive-thru models, to warehouse the separate parts until manufacture, and to separately market ATMs without them. Next?

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    16. Re:Nothing new under the sun by Hognoxious · · Score: 2, Funny

      There's a film on at 11. It's a documentary about irony. Don't watch it - you don't need to.

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    17. Re:Nothing new under the sun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Next episode, why they have braille on drive-thru ATMs.

      Because they aren't only drive-through -- you can walk up to them too, you know.

    18. Re:Nothing new under the sun by Lord+Apathy · · Score: 1

      Because it's a pointless expense for ATM manufacturers to purchase non-braille keypads for drive-thru models, to warehouse the separate parts until manufacture, and to separately market ATMs without them. Next?

      Nope, wrong. They are there because of the ADA. A stupid law that requires braille on drive in ATMs and outlaws round door knobs. But it does allow for the conically lazy to get good parking.

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    19. Re:Nothing new under the sun by hurfy · · Score: 1

      "On a side note, I frequently walk up to the drive up ATM whent he regular one is busy."

      Not entirely sure i would recommend that to a blind person however....

    20. Re:Nothing new under the sun by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

      No it isn't. The only acceptable expression is a stern set mouth and chin and a far away, yet piercing, gaze of stoic optimism expressing the knowledge that you aware the conditions imposed by outside influences which make your life a misery may yet last some time before the party can fully lead both you and the state into the promised land.

      Actually there is another set of rules altogether for other national identity documents but these are kept solely for the use of the party ( and mainly Jackie Smith ) to inspire them to keep up the good work. In these photographs the subject is kneeling on the floor in a puddle of his own urine and blood with his hand raised above his head attempting to ward off the blows whilst desperately trying to grovel and crawl to the feet of Jackie Smith for pardon whilst being beaten with the truncheons of her minders.

    21. Re:Nothing new under the sun by Doctor+Faustus · · Score: 1

      Next episode, why they have braille on drive-thru ATMs.
      Don't forget locks on the door at 7-Eleven: Sometimes a lone employee needs to use the bathroom, and they'll lock the doors after a robbery until the police arrive.

    22. Re:Nothing new under the sun by photomonkey · · Score: 1

      It's already a requirement, too, for visa pictures in any country requiring one that I've ever been to.

      In fact, Mexico once declined to accept my visa picture since I had an earring in.

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    23. Re:Nothing new under the sun by Dan541 · · Score: 1

      It is the same for Australia and indeed any country that doesn't take identification for a joke.

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    24. Re:Nothing new under the sun by Dan541 · · Score: 1

      Drive up ATM's!

      No wonder America is so fat.

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    25. Re:Nothing new under the sun by Threni · · Score: 1

      In the UK you can wear glasses, but you can't obstruct your eyes - ie the rim can't cover the pupils, and there should be no reflection/flash etc. In both my passport and driving license I'm wearing glasses.

    26. Re:Nothing new under the sun by kagyakusha · · Score: 1

      This is a rule in the UK already for passports, driving licenses, immigration applications etc. Also the background can't be pure white, no hair can be covered (except for religious reasons), only one person per picture, and it's quite tightly defined where in the photo the face must be.

      Yeah, This rule already exists here in Canada too. My passport, my Ontario driver's license and my health card photos were all "no smiling" (I find that the person behind the camera often deliberately tries to make you smile anyways by telling a joke)

    27. Re:Nothing new under the sun by pclminion · · Score: 1

      Or (and this is hard, I know) you could consider the similarity while disregarding the glasses. What if you've grown a beard since the time the photo was taken? Are they going to ask you to shave while sitting on the side of the road? Use half a brain cell and ignore the glasses.

    28. Re:Nothing new under the sun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How can you compare them if the glasses are covering part of their face? Anybody got a picture of Elton John when he had hair.

    29. Re:Nothing new under the sun by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Won't someone think of the cylindrically lazy?

    30. Re:Nothing new under the sun by Oktober+Sunset · · Score: 1

      only one person per picture? no shit Sherlock.

    31. Re:Nothing new under the sun by MasaMuneCyrus · · Score: 1

      Our rules are usually never quite as strict as yours, but similar rules are in place for US passports (head location and size, background, etc...)

    32. Re:Nothing new under the sun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is not only an EU thing. Australian Passport photos must "show you with a neutral expression and mouth closed." That is, not smiling. And this is just one of many other requirements.

    33. Re:Nothing new under the sun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This has also been a rule in Germany for some time. One of the smaller bits of all these new snooping laws enacted during the last few years.

      These pricks should be beaten out of office with wet towels...

    34. Re:Nothing new under the sun by pclminion · · Score: 1

      I don't know about where you come from, but around here glasses are made of a transparent material.

    35. Re:Nothing new under the sun by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      I was cylidrically lazy, but then it all went pear-shaped.

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    36. Re:Nothing new under the sun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know about where you come from, but round here the frames - a non-optional component - are generally opaque.

      Round here we also know what "a part" means, fatso.

    37. Re:Nothing new under the sun by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Well where I come from, the lenses distort whatever's behind them. Something to do with a design defect caused by refraction.

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  4. Speechless by dyingtolive · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If your anti-terrorist/pedo/freedom/whatever facial recognition software is so sketchy that it can not cope with eyeglasses or facial expressions, it is not doing its job, and neither are you.

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    1. Re:Speechless by Frigga's+Ring · · Score: 1

      +1 for common sense

    2. Re:Speechless by rhsanborn · · Score: 5, Insightful

      In other news, the TSA will begin ramping up security under a new no-smiles initiative. Travelers appearing too happy while traveling through the airport will be stopped and asked to undergo an intensive search, as research has shown that terrorists might smile to get past facial recognition software.*

      *I wish I didn't have to do this, but for the record, the above is satire.

    3. Re:Speechless by MindStalker · · Score: 1

      Hopefully its simply that a plain unsmiling face is the best baseline for the stored face, at that point alterations such as glasses or facial expressions can be recognized against the baseline face. HOPEFULLY. Otherwise, YES, FAIL..

    4. Re:Speechless by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 1

      Oh, it is doing its job, allright...which is to cause the population to live in fear of their being flagged though a false positive which may result in further intrusive, unwarranted search. By the time that you're finally proven innocent of what they originally suspected you for, they may have already found something else with which to charge you.

    5. Re:Speechless by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 2, Funny

      In other news, the TSA will begin ramping up security under a new no-smiles initiative. Travelers appearing too happy while traveling through the airport will be stopped and asked to undergo an intensive search, as research has shown that terrorists might smile to get past facial recognition software.*

      Oh, so *that's* why TSA are such dicks all the time. If they get you to stop smiling, the software works. See, they're being assholes for our safety!

    6. Re:Speechless by IgnoramusMaximus · · Score: 1, Insightful

      That would be true if the object was actually to catch any "perps" at this stage of the game. The object however is at this point only to sell gazillions of dollars of astronomically over-priced "security" equipment and "services" to various governments. And then endlessly "upgrade" them. The actual functionality is at the moment beside the point, all that counts is maintaining appropriate level of hysteria amongst the brainless public.

      When the equipment becomes actually usable, then the object will be to cheerfully use it in implementing increasingly Orwellian/fascist policies. And all that will count then is maintaining appropriate level of hysteria amongst the brainless public.

      Dark times ahead.

      But then again most thinking people already sense that.

    7. Re:Speechless by NoNeeeed · · Score: 4, Informative

      Except that if you read the article (I know, this is /.), you would know that this isn't for any of those purposes. It is to stop people applying for multiple licenses under different identities.

      Facial recognition is very hard to do well*, most systems have terrible accuracy rates. Since all the images in this system are from the same source, the BMV, they may as well try to standardise the images as much as possible to make the system as accurate as possible, reducing the number of misses and false positives.

      * Despite what TV would like you to think. If you think it's easy to do well, you have been watching too much CSI.

    8. Re:Speechless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Further evidence that the goal of government is not justice, but revenue (and control, with which they can leverage for more revenue).

      There's a reason why the US government of today dwarfs the US government of only 50, let alone 100 years ago, both in revenue and power over the people, and it's not because arbitrarily expanding the business of government is unprofitable for those in the business of government.

    9. Re:Speechless by sskagent · · Score: 1

      This is all a ploy to confuse the terrorists. They make you think that hats and smiles will keep you from being recognized by facial recognition software. Really they're just going to nab anybody with glasses, hat, and a smile

    10. Re:Speechless by dyingtolive · · Score: 1

      Oh I read the article (after the post) and saw that their reason is not in my listed reasons. I do apologize for jumping on the tinfoil hat bandwagon without checking my facts first. However, that is not really the point. My point is that if a tool does not properly perform under running conditions, the tool is not suitable for use. This is just another sad case of people trying to use (underperforming/inappropriate) technology as a means of combating a social issue.

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    11. Re:Speechless by Matheus · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Seriously.. whose software are they using?!? I happen to work for one of the most predominant companies in this business and *none* of these requirements affect our algorithm's ability to match (source image or candidate).

      Apparently our sales team needs to do a better job of picking up these prospective customers. (Or the government needs to stop buying their "big-brother" tools from the lowest bidder)

    12. Re:Speechless by speroni · · Score: 1

      Happy people in an airport? Fat chance.

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    13. Re:Speechless by squiggleslash · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Oh, for the love of...

      It's a rule to make it easier for technology to prevent one person applying for multiple driver's licenses under different identities. It has nothing to do with control or revenue - indeed, it'll reduce revenues as less driver's license applications = less money.

      Further, the rule is being implemented by a State government, not the US government.

      It's a sensible, unobtrusive, rule that'll help prevent fraud. If you consider it a violation of your liberties to be unable to smile on a part of a card intended for use identifying you, then you probably should be asking yourself why you're required to submit a photograph in the first place.

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    14. Re:Speechless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      It is to stop people applying for multiple licenses under different identities.

      Then they should use this thing called a "fingerprint" which can be scanned & automatically searched. And your fingerprints can't 'smile'.

      Facial recognition is very hard to do well*, most systems have terrible accuracy rates.

      Then it's not ready to be used. What if I have a nerve problem (my sister has one) that makes half her face pinch up and contort? Are people with facial deformities now denied licenses?

      Just plain stupid. The Photo is so a human looking at the license can compare it to the person holding the license, it's not for the computer. We have things like fingerprints, social security numbers, signatures, birth certificates, etc. for the computer to chew on. Leave the pictures alone.

      On a side note, I like to wear a shirt with a color that exactly matches the background, so I always have the floating, dis-embodied head. It drives the dmv workers nuts, but they can't tell you to change your shirt.

    15. Re:Speechless by zoefff · · Score: 1

      As the way to circumvent facial recognition is to just put a smile on your face, then the whole nation, pardon me, the whole world will be a better place if we all become paranoia!

    16. Re:Speechless by PRMan · · Score: 4, Informative

      I'll probably get flamed for this, but the last time I went through Orange County, the TSA agents were actually really nice!

      They smiled. They were polite. They seemed to be serious about their job without being jerks to the passengers. Someone left their expensive camera behind at the security checkpoint and an agent chased them down to give it back to them.

      I have had the other experience, but I just wanted to give them props that were due.

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    17. Re:Speechless by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 1

      In some outlying cases, however, the intensive searches only increased the traveler's smiling.

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    18. Re:Speechless by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      Further evidence you are rocking a tin foil hat. Quite stylish I must say, but they will make you take it off for your picture.

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    19. Re:Speechless by EdIII · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ahhhh yes, but still a chance!

      Believe it or not I saw about 20 extremely happy men at one place in the airport. Of course there was an extremely cute girl riding up the escalator in a mini-skirt without panties, but still... BIG SMILES!

    20. Re:Speechless by Ogive17 · · Score: 3, Informative

      My experience tells me that if you act like you know what you're doing (meaning you read the signs that tell you proper line etiquette) they are usually nice and respectable. It's the people that don't remove the change from their pockets.. don't take the laptop out of the bag.. don't take their shoes off until instructed to do so that causes foul moods.

      And not that I blame them. They deal with thousands of people every day who are usually in a hurry and therefore rude to them. I have a short temper with people who can't follow simple directions. Heaven forbid someone who's in line for 20 minutes read one of the 30 signs that tell you to take your shoes off (for example) or the automated announcement every 5 minutes over the PA that tells you what to be ready for.

      I try to be polite when I travel, a simple "thank you" can go a long way..

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    21. Re:Speechless by MouseR · · Score: 1

      It's been like that in Canada for years. We can not smile on passport photos and in Quebec (I dont know about other provinces), we're not allowed to smile on driver's license.

      This predates visual recognition software. It helps agents to more quickly recognise a face because when you're being arrested or go through custom, you rarely feel a need to smile. So the face is more recognisable.

    22. Re:Speechless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I will bet my house that this program calls for spending. I don't see how it possibly couldn't, let alone how it could possibly reduce the amount of money passing through the hands of government.

      I could care less about being able to smile in the photograph -- as you stated, the violation of liberty is having to submit to identification and tracking/surveillance in the first place. My point was that this program will bring more money through the business of government, not less, and if you pay even a moment's notice to history, it's hard not to conclude that revenue is the #1 goal of government (whether federal, state, or local).

    23. Re:Speechless by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      My point is that if a tool does not properly perform under running conditions, the tool is not suitable for use

      But it does operate properly under running conditions. One of the parameters of the running conditions that it operates under is the lack of a smile. Since that can be controled, and is being eliminated, then the program does operate properly under those running conditions. Whether that's a reasonable condition or any other such question is outside the scope of your statement.

    24. Re:Speechless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To put this another way, the fact that government is willing to spend money on a half-assed, immature, unreliable technology -- rather than wait until the technology matures (both in effectiveness and price), let alone make due with what's worked for years -- says a lot more about their financial goals than their "safety" goals.

    25. Re:Speechless by nurb432 · · Score: 1

      I am sure its NOT that bad at identifying people.

      Realtiy is when you can control the "control image" quality to increase your accuracy percentage you want to do so.

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    26. Re:Speechless by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      The TSA agents are still people, after all. The problem is that they have carte blanche to be assholes if they want to. They don't have to be, but they CAN be, and there's no benefit for anyone involved for them to have many of those rules, no matter how the TSA tries to spin it.

    27. Re:Speechless by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      Why don't they put a fingerprint on it? Seriously... they already have a ton of computer algorithms tuned and databases filled with those. Why make the job harder than it needs to be?

    28. Re:Speechless by Golddess · · Score: 1

      Then take two pictures? One to store/compare and another which actually goes on the license?

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    29. Re:Speechless by Translation+Error · · Score: 1

      I thought they've just been adopting practices that guarantee that no travelers will be smiling.

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    30. Re:Speechless by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      I suspect because the picture is the thing people are going to check when using it as an ID. The way identity fraudsters work is to have ID cards with the victim's personal details on it, but a photograph of themselves, knowing that the only thing anyone will check is the photo (well, and perhaps the signature.)

      While, obviously, it'll be slightly more difficult to forge a non-unique ID if you have to submit a fingerprint and photograph at the same time, all under the watchful gaze of a DMV agent, it's not hard to see how a few ways in which that might be circumvented. So you probably wouldn't get much added security, but the system would cost more (people already have their license photos digitally stored), and would add biometrics that aren't likely to be used often "in the field".

      The photo is what people look at, and therefore the most important biometric from the point of view of the fraudster. Making it difficult for them to use the same face on two difference licenses is therefore the most effective deterrent to using driver's licenses in this way.

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    31. Re:Speechless by __aajgon4133 · · Score: 1
      FTA:

      "BMV Communications Director Dennis Rosebrough said if a criminal went to get a driver's license under his name, the criminal's photograph would be compared to an old photograph of Rosebrough and the BMV could be alerted the next day that the two don't match."

      Just so everyone is clear. BMV WILL ISSUE the driver's license. Then they will find out the NEXT DAY that the photos don't match. God knows what they will do then. If you think they will attempt to call you, get real. Most likely, they will suspend or invalidate the license number, and require you to come in and prove up your identity and pay for reinstatement.

      Of course, they will just mail that notice to the last address on file. If you haven't kept BMV updated on your address(who does?) it will go to your old address. There is no requirement in Indiana that you *actually* be notified of suspension/revocation/invalidation. If they BMV mails it, then you are effectively notified.

      So when you get pulled over and your car is towed and you are ticketed because the officer believes your license is suspended, think to yourself, "Thanks for protecting my identity, BMV."

      And some jerk still gets a driver's license with your name on it! What is the point of this?

    32. Re:Speechless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not that it's easy to do well, it's that if you're relying on it and it DOESN'T do it well... you shouldn't be relying on it. This is a case where it's not the /. crowd that is mistaken about how well this stuff works, it's the wonks in Washington (and state capitals) that mandate this crap when it works about as well as can be expected... not very.

    33. Re:Speechless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A smile has been a problem for facial recognition systems for a long time. Any rules related to passport photos or id card photos today have been or are being modified accordingly.

    34. Re:Speechless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In that case, I have a feeling beards will mess up their matches

    35. Re:Speechless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Their whole misery could be entirely avoided if they just didn't work there. Or if the jobs didn't exist in the first place.

      Fucking waste of money, not to mention human life.

  5. Beards by hansamurai · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Beards are a great point. In my license picture I have no facial hair, now I have a full beard. My hair is also quite a bit longer. I wouldn't say I look like a completely different person just a mere two years after getting this one taken, but I doubt I would be recognized by this facial recognition software.

    1. Re:Beards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

      Given you sound like you match the profile of a long-haired bearded hippy, the facial recognition software would correctly red-flag you and put you on a watch list.

      Works as designed by reactionary rightwing nutjobs with crew cuts.

    2. Re:Beards by hansamurai · · Score: 1

      I really did make myself sound like that, well, ever since I moved back into my mom's basement, things just haven't been the same.

    3. Re:Beards by mdwh2 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Not a problem with the Government's planned ID card scheme. This will require you to notify the Government of "drastic" appearance changes, or face a £1,000 fine.

      I don't know if big bushy beards and long hair would count, but it's worrying nonetheless.

    4. Re:Beards by pbhj · · Score: 2, Informative

      Beards are a great point. In my license picture I have no facial hair, now I have a full beard.

      I've been bearded since I was 16 (except for a brief charity shave). My perception is that my appearance changes a lot with my changing facial hair - others barely notice because they are looking at different things.

      I'm pretty sure that a full beard will reduce the effectiveness of matches but not by a lot - I'd imagine eye position and spacing, nose and brow alignment, ear position and size, head width and height would provide pretty good identifying factors. Sure, obscuring mouth and chin position isn't going to help them get a match but this is just providing a rough sift anyway.

      I wouldn't be surprised if all us pogonomists were given a closer look anyway.

    5. Re:Beards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My perception is that my appearance changes a lot with my changing facial hair - others barely notice because they are looking at different things.

      Then you just need to tell people, "Hey, my eyes are up here!"

    6. Re:Beards by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      When I change my beard people notice something's different - they usually ask if I had a haircut.

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    7. Re:Beards by iainl · · Score: 1

      Even children only need to get a new Passport every 5 years. My son already looks more than a tad different to the 6-month-old baby in his picture.

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    8. Re:Beards by ChrisA90278 · · Score: 1

      Yes new beard and hair, but I bet the ratio of the width between your eyes and the width of your head has not changed. That an 100 other ratios is what the software measures.

      The software creates a list of numbers from the photo. then sorts the numbers. In the sorted list faces that look a bt alike will be close to each other. It's like if in a large room they asked tall people to more to the rear, shorter ones to the front. and then older pole to the left and yong ones to the right. You would be standing near people a lot like yourself. If they continured the process and sorted peole be wieght, eye color, With of the nose, length of the left forearm and so on you eventually be standing next to your twin. Not noice in NO WAY does the software have to "recognise" people. It can't but still it works

    9. Re:Beards by piltdownman84 · · Score: 1

      I had a friend who use to have a shaved head and a beard. Now with hair and no beard, you wouldn't believe he was the same person.

    10. Re:Beards by Translation+Error · · Score: 1
      I doubt it. From the very article you linked:

      and will have to tell officials if their appearance drastically changes - such as following an accident - or if their fingerprints are damaged by injury.

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    11. Re:Beards by sjames · · Score: 1

      If something as simple as a smile can throw it off, I don't see how it could be using things like eye spacing nose and head dimensions. Of course, a beard could change the apparent dimensions of the face.

    12. Re:Beards by pbhj · · Score: 1

      If you could get 92% matches allowing for smiles or 99% if no-one smiled in the sample images, wouldn't you request no-one smiled? Presumably people are not smiling when they're stopped in customs or detained by police. Why make the recognition more complex/computationally harder when you have the ability to simplify it?

      No, I don't know the relevant stats.

    13. Re:Beards by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      Probably not, but whatever it includes, it's still rather worrying all the same.

    14. Re:Beards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not a problem with the Government's planned ID card scheme. This will require you to notify the Government of "drastic" appearance changes [independent.co.uk], or face a £1,000 fine.

      If you fail to notify them they have to recognize your drastically changed face first for you to face a fine, so you're safe as long as your drastically changed face looks fine (without fricking lasers mounted etc.).

  6. A testament to the technology by elrous0 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...that it can bet beat by a simple smile, much less something like a beard or actual disguise. Another one of those government boondoggles that's supposed to make us feel safe, but actually just wastes money and effort.

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    1. Re:A testament to the technology by SirGarlon · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's not supposed to make us feel safe. It's supposed to make the police feel like they're in control of the herd^H^H^H^H citizenry. After all, it's law enforcement agencies, not the general public, that is falling all over themselves to acquire these dodgy systems.

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    2. Re:A testament to the technology by QuantumRiff · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think its more of a testament to the Indiana DMV. I know in my state, nobody feels like smiling after waiting in line at the DMV!

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    3. Re:A testament to the technology by tgd · · Score: 4, Funny

      Its okay, terrorists never smile ...

    4. Re:A testament to the technology by Opportunist · · Score: 1, Insightful

      It's not supposed to make us feel safe.

      No. It's supposed to make you feel watched.

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    5. Re:A testament to the technology by DFJA · · Score: 1

      Just remember to keep your cheesy grin all the time you're at the airport, and you'll be perfectly OK.

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    6. Re:A testament to the technology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Will my creepy psychopathic grin also work?

    7. Re:A testament to the technology by Neeperando · · Score: 1

      No. It's supposed to make you feel watched.

      Combining those thoughts, it's supposed to make us feel like they're being watched as well, which in theory should make us feel safer.

      It's OK if they watch us as long as it helps catch them, right? Who are they again?

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    8. Re:A testament to the technology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It gives the government an ideal picture to send to the papers when (not if) they want to present you as a villain.

    9. Re:A testament to the technology by TuaAmin13 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Nor does anyone who has waiting in a DMV line.

    10. Re:A testament to the technology by DFJA · · Score: 1

      If you look like a creepy psychopath when you're not smiling, it'll work just fine.

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    11. Re:A testament to the technology by beacher · · Score: 1

      It also helps if they have a good picture to begin with. I'm surprised that this wasn't passed by Virginia given the funny ass drivers licenses that you can get there! -B

    12. Re:A testament to the technology by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Who are they again?

      I'm sorry, you're not cleared to know that. :)

      All snide comments aside, I'm fairly sure the "giving you the feeling of being watched" is the whole deal behind surveillance. People being monitored don't readily voice their opinion, demonstrate or execute other rights they have, fearing they might come "onto the radar".

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    13. Re:A testament to the technology by Beezlebub33 · · Score: 1

      There was a great study that put up plain charity boxes with various simple images above them. The boxes with the eyes above them got the most money.

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    14. Re:A testament to the technology by skiman1979 · · Score: 1

      Exactly. So everyone is required to have a straight, expressionless face so their software can take your picture. Just smile at any security camera and bypass the system. It'll never know who you are :)

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  7. Huh. by MostAwesomeDude · · Score: 1

    Note to self: Don't shave for the week before getting driver's license renewed. Also wear old, ugly glasses instead of current glasses.

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  8. So all it takes to fool the software... by SirGarlon · · Score: 1

    is a smile or a pair of eyeglasses. What a stupid waste of taxpayer dollars.

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    1. Re:So all it takes to fool the software... by Firkragg14 · · Score: 2, Funny

      obviously taking lessons from the Louis Lane school of identifying people.

    2. Re:So all it takes to fool the software... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wasn't she Superman's girlfriend?

    3. Re:So all it takes to fool the software... by lollipop17 · · Score: 1

      Didn't Clark Kent grow up in Indiana?

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    4. Re:So all it takes to fool the software... by The+Wild+Norseman · · Score: 1

      obviously taking lessons from the Louis Lane school of identifying people.

      Wasn't she Superman's girlfriend?

      No, Lois was Superman's girlfriend. This apparently is Louis, Lois' brother.

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  9. A solution to this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ... is for those people who don't want to be detected by the recognition software to go around smiling when in the view of cameras that use it?

    1. Re:A solution to this... by Ihmhi · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm pretty sure the guy smiling and sweating in the trench coat when its 80 degrees out is going to attract somebody's attention.

    2. Re:A solution to this... by batquux · · Score: 1

      Or just wear their glasses like they always do, since their picture was taken without.

    3. Re:A solution to this... by YouWantFriesWithThat · · Score: 1

      most people will just avert their eyes in fear that he is a flasher...

    4. Re:A solution to this... by Amarok.Org · · Score: 4, Funny

      You've never been to Manhattan, have you?

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    5. Re:A solution to this... by kayditty · · Score: 0

      it gets to eighty degrees in manhattan?

  10. So Give 'em What They Expect by blcamp · · Score: 1

    When buying your booze (and being carded) or being pulled over for speeding, you're generally annoyed, surprised or just plain ticked off, right?

    So perhaps the driver's license photo should be graced with one of those common expressions.

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    1. Re:So Give 'em What They Expect by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

      When buying your booze (and being carded) or being pulled over for speeding, you're generally annoyed, surprised or just plain ticked off, right?

      These days, if someone cards me at the liquor store I am delighted! Wow, you really thought I was that young?

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    2. Re:So Give 'em What They Expect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, they are mentally noting your address for personal business later...

    3. Re:So Give 'em What They Expect by darthnoodles · · Score: 1

      No kidding. I'm 32 and was carded no less than 5 times this year. I just laugh and show them my license. The rule of thumb in Ontario (legal age 19) is that if the customer looks younger than 25 to ask for id. So, I guess I look younger than 25.

    4. Re:So Give 'em What They Expect by Amarok.Org · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Favorite "getting carded" story:

      I'm in an airport bar that has a very conspicuously posted sign "We ID All Guests". Ok, fair enough. I order my beer, bartender cards me, no sweat.

      A few minutes later, a man older than me (I'd guess he was mid to late fifties) sits down and orders a drink. The bartender asks for his ID. He starts ranting and raving about how unreasonable this is, finally relents, and pulls out a badge case. He shows her his "Retired Placer County Sheriff's Dept" ID. She looks it over for a second, hands it back to him and says "I'm sorry, sir, I'll need to see something with your birthdate on it."

      You could have fried an egg on this guy's forehead.

      He did finally show his driver's license, finally got his drink, and *then* noticed the sign hanging behind the bar. He eventually sheepishly apologized, but the rest of us just sat and stared at the moron making a scene.

      --
      -- "Other than that, how was the play Mrs. Lincoln?"
    5. Re:So Give 'em What They Expect by glwtta · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yes, the man in his fifties getting carded - just to make really sure that those dang teenagers don't get their hands on the Devil Drink - is clearly the moron in that situation.

      --
      sic transit gloria mundi
    6. Re:So Give 'em What They Expect by bgray54 · · Score: 1

      Yes, he is the moron in that situation. Show your ID, get your beer. I don't see a problem here.

    7. Re:So Give 'em What They Expect by Angstroem · · Score: 2

      No?

      Law: No alcohol for underaged.

      It's sometimes hard to tell if someone's 25 or 18. Or 30 or 21.

      But you clearly can tell some 40+ person from a 21 person, so why ID? Just because of a stupid rule?

      People who apply rules literally without understanding what those rules are for, those are the morons. Plus the ones who think that mindless application of rules is a good thing.

    8. Re:So Give 'em What They Expect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, he is the moron in that situation. Show your ID, get your beer. I don't see a problem here.

      You don't see a problem with a 50+ year old having to prove he's over 21?

      Common sense is dead. Stupidity rules.

    9. Re:So Give 'em What They Expect by bgray54 · · Score: 1

      You must be kidding me. All right, here's the scenario. Three 30 year olds walk into a bar. One looks about 20, one about 30, and the other about 40. You're the bartender. What do you do? 1. Ask the one who looks 20 for his ID, but not the other, thereby offending him. 2. Ask only the two who looks like they're under 40. 3. For goodness sake, just ask ALL three of them for their IDs and be done with it!

    10. Re:So Give 'em What They Expect by borizz · · Score: 1

      Yes.

      I'm 22. Legal drinking age here in the Netherlands is 16. I'm asked for my ID on a regular basis when I buy alcohol. Last time the cashier asked to see my ID card and not the cards of the two friends who were with me, who are both 20. They had a nice laugh about that. I don't really mind, but some people could be very offended.

    11. Re:So Give 'em What They Expect by Amarok.Org · · Score: 1

      How about the fact that the establishment had a clearly defined, universally enforced policy? He entered and requested service. Any private business is well within their rights to refuse service to anyone, as long as it is not on the basis of a protected class. Failure to show ID for a restricted substance doesn't qualify. Last I checked, it's still OK to discriminate against assholes. Which is unfortunate, since I generally fall into that category much of the time.

      The thing you have to remember about bars carding you is that they could care less about minors drinking. The laws are put in place by those who care about it (for whatever reason). Bars care about losing their license to sell alcohol, and by extension, their ability to generate revenue.

      Where I live (Texas), the arm of government that is responsible for regulating alcohol sales (TABC) routinely sends older looking people who aren't 21 (I've seen some - hell, some could pass for 40) to try and buy liquor. Serve them, and you can go to jail and your bar can lose its license. Not exactly the end of a good day.

      The "We Card Everyone" policies are designed to protect the bartenders and the companies that employ them - the minors be damned.

      --
      -- "Other than that, how was the play Mrs. Lincoln?"
    12. Re:So Give 'em What They Expect by glwtta · · Score: 1

      3. For goodness sake, just ask ALL three of them for their IDs and be done with it!

      Sure, in that situation asking all of them makes perfect sense. But what on earth is the point of asking someone who looks 50 for ID? Just to make sure that that occasional 50ish-looking teenager doesn't slip by?

      --
      sic transit gloria mundi
    13. Re:So Give 'em What They Expect by piltdownman84 · · Score: 1

      What I don't like is places that have a very small whitelist of allowed Ids. I went to a hockey game and the lady wouldn't except my NEXUS (pre-approved travel into Canada and the United States) or my Canadian Government issued boat license as a second piece of id. My bank card was good enough though.

      I guess it is people like me that caused this problem as when I was underage I just made up a set of ID from Atlantic Canada. I still have no idea what a real Nova Scotia Drivers License looks like but the one I made up and laminated looks pretty official. Plus I had an equally believable and made up matching Birth Certificate, and Health card. It worked great until I made too many of them, and a dozen of us 'Newfies' would show up at the bar together.

    14. Re:So Give 'em What They Expect by Amarok.Org · · Score: 1

      That's a legitimate problem. At my regular bar, they have a book (produced by one of the beer distributors) that has photos and key identifiers of every potentially valid (i.e. not historical) driver's license for the U.S., Canada, and Mexico. That covers most of the potential patrons of this particular neighborhood bar in suburban Texas.

      One of my bartenders didn't even like to take U.S. passports, since he hadn't had any training on what a proper one looks like, etc. I gave him a pretty hard time about that, since often when I travel I use my passport for ID and not my driver's license (I try not to have them both on me at the same time, in case I'm mugged, etc).

      Again, the big issue is that (at least in the U.S.) the bartender can go to jail for serving a minor or accepting bogus ID, and the establishment can lose their license. The rule of thumb at my regular bar is that if they can't swipe it through their ID check machine (which really just reads the mag stripe and spits out a name and birthdate), they don't accept it.

      The effectiveness of the swipe-check notwithstanding, it's really not about checking age - it's about avoiding jail time. Sad, but that's what the legal system has pushed it into... don't try to do the right thing, do the thing that follows the letter of the law or even better transfers responsibility to someone else (in this case, the maker of the card reading machine).

      Funny thing about the law - the bartender doesn't have to ask, and if the patron is of age, there's no penalty. If the bartender *does* ask, and the patron can't show valid ID, they can't serve the patron, regardless of their age.

      --
      -- "Other than that, how was the play Mrs. Lincoln?"
    15. Re:So Give 'em What They Expect by FuckTheModerators · · Score: 1

      True. 50 > 20, and only very rare exceptions look differently. OTOH, the only thing stupid here is the antiquated age limitation and the draconian penalties for violating it. Like so:

      Bar manager doesn't trust tipped employees to use their discretion to determine age of patrons.

      Bar owner then institutes rule to cover his ass, as its his bar and his liquor license that can be pulled for serving a minor. Yeah, the bartender can get fined too but in my experience it's the establishment that pays the higher price.

      Then, bar owner enforces said rule universally, all in the spirit of CYA and in the spirit of not trusting employees, who make most of their living directly from client's generosity, to make an unbiased and accurate age guess.

      So, employee (probably on camera in an airport bar) cards everyone, following the rules.

    16. Re:So Give 'em What They Expect by dwpro · · Score: 1

      Yes, lets not have anyone raising a stink over being kept tabs on for little to no reason based on some "higher ups" policy. That would be terribly uncivil.

      --
      Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon. -- Susan Ertz
    17. Re:So Give 'em What They Expect by Amarok.Org · · Score: 1

      How's that tin-foil hat fit?

      --
      -- "Other than that, how was the play Mrs. Lincoln?"
    18. Re:So Give 'em What They Expect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really? In Australia, where the legal age is 18 (even younger, so it should be more obvious, right?) my father got asked for ID when he was buying alcohol.

      He was 40 at the time. And no, this wasn't one of those places that checks everybody. He's Asian, so I suppose that may have been a contributing factor; I've noticed that people seem to have trouble distinguishing the age of Asian people. Nevertheless, there was an error in judgment (of my father's age) on the part of the clerk (this was at a supermarket liquor chain). (The clerk was very embarrassed after seeing his ID.)

      However that bar's policy is blanket ID-ing, which takes the judgment factor out. That means that there's no need for anyone to be angry/embarrassed about being ID-ed; and no possible grounds for discrimination.

      You may be able to accurately judge any given person's age. That doesn't mean that everyone is. A policy such as that takes the human error/judgment out of the situation.

    19. Re:So Give 'em What They Expect by againjj · · Score: 1

      Well, the bartender probably has no choice in the matter; it is likely the policy of the establishment, with a penalty of being fired for not following the policy. As for the creation of the policy, it prevents the establishment from relying on the possibly inferior judgment of every single employee to avoid the loss of liquor licenses or other consequences should an employee fail to card someone who should be carded.

    20. Re:So Give 'em What They Expect by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Becasue in all those situations I smile pleasently, have a brief conversation and then go on with my day, no matter how irritated I am.
      Not surprisingly I get out of pretty much every ticket.

      This includes driving a a closed road inbroad daylight, wigth a police car parked at the other end of the closed road.

      If you can get a disarming smile, and strike up a pleasant discussion, you almost always get out of a ticket. However, once you tell that officer is having a bad day, then just shut up.

      Then is not the time to deal with and injustice, That happens later.

      Those skills are also needed to get laid by hot women.

      --
      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
    21. Re:So Give 'em What They Expect by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Those people get fired for not following the rules.
      Really it's managments stupidity...but then you need to rely onj your min. wage employees to make a sound judgement on there own so you don't get sued.

      The best is to make the always card, turn a blind eye towards employees that show some common sense.

      A decent bartender can make someone smile and get their ID without making the person angry..unless they intend to.

      --
      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
    22. Re:So Give 'em What They Expect by dwpro · · Score: 1

      Just fine thanks, and as as long as we are endorsing slippery slope metaphors, how do those shackles fit? I hope they're not too tight. You might ask your bartender to loosen them a bit if they give you blisters, but as you're not struggling to get out it probably won't be a problem.

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      Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon. -- Susan Ertz
    23. Re:So Give 'em What They Expect by Reservoir+Penguin · · Score: 1

      There are some autoimmune deceases that cause accelerated aging. Even 10 year old's look like old men.

      --
      US-UK-Israel: The real Axis of Evil
    24. Re:So Give 'em What They Expect by glwtta · · Score: 1

      There are some autoimmune deceases that cause accelerated aging. Even 10 year old's look like old men.

      Given the relative sizes of the "50-looking 10-year-old" and "people who drink" populations I think we, as a society, can afford to take that chance. In fact, the 10-year-olds that look like old men could probably use a stiff drink every now and then.

      --
      sic transit gloria mundi
  11. I am toothless by zoomshorts · · Score: 1

    Why smile? :P

    1. Re:I am toothless by zoomshorts · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Yes he does and loves it. Need I say more?

      And just because the wife is a 'Handsome' woman,
      try to cut her some slack, she looked much better
      before she had the kids and all.

  12. Redundant? by renoX · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure what is new in this article: in France (and I bet in many other country too), this is already the case for ID card, passport..
    Not smiling when the photography is taken feels very weird, but that's not a big issue, though I would guess that parents trying to make their children not smiling for the photography may disagree.

    1. Re:Redundant? by smaerd · · Score: 3, Funny

      Kind of hard to get your six-year-old a driver's license in Indiana, anyways.

  13. In Indiana we do things differently by jgtg32a · · Score: 0

    I wish I could find the lyrics to that song, because it sums up a few of the oddities that this state has.

  14. So to be a terrorist... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    All you have to do to get away with it is smile all the time.

    uh... i see a flaw in this 'security measure'.

    1. Re:So to be a terrorist... by Zordak · · Score: 5, Funny

      Which is why Congress is, at this moment, working on the CAN-SMILE act, which will put a stop to smiling, along with other un-American behavior like being happy, being friendly, playing with your children, giving to charity, and staying out of debt.

      --

      Today's Sesame Street was brought to you by the number e.
    2. Re:So to be a terrorist... by complete+loony · · Score: 2, Funny

      But just like its name sake, the legislation will have so many exceptions for politicians and non-profits that it ends up with no teeth.

      --
      09F91102 no, 455FE104 nope, F190A1E8 uh-uh, 7A5F8A09 that's not it, C87294CE no. Ah! 452F6E403CDF10714E41DFAA257D313F.
    3. Re:So to be a terrorist... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "playing with your children"

      Yeah, that makes you a pedophile!

    4. Re:So to be a terrorist... by onecheapgeek · · Score: 1

      I wish I could mod you +1 BRILLIANT!

  15. My poor coffee by Panzor · · Score: 1

    You owe me a new keyboard slashdot! Dx

    You know what happens when someone is told NOT to laugh? I can picture it now...

    PictureLady: No sir, no smiling.
    Driver: *stiffles a chuckle*
    PictureLady: Sir...

    Maybe waiting two hours in a quiet room will remedy that however...By the way, at least in my state, you can call ahead. I was in and out in 30 minutes = record. Maybe that's why I have a big smile on mine....lol.

    1. Re:My poor coffee by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      I do wonder what would happen with compulsory ID cards, if the person is unable to stop smiling. E.g., with the UK's proposed compulsory national ID card and database scheme.

      Now that would be an interesting protest - people getting arrested for "refusing to stop smiling". It'd be like that scene out of Life of Brian...

    2. Re:My poor coffee by icebrain · · Score: 1

      To reverse that, when I went to get my learner's permit many years ago, the DMV lady wouldn't take my picture until I smiled.

      --
      The meek may inherit the earth, but the strong shall take the stars.
  16. Missed Opportunity by PMuse · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Why not tell people, "you can smile if you want to for your license, but we also have to shoot a picture of you not smiling"? Then, record both images, so that the recognition software has two looks available for that individual. Heck, get a shot of them with and without glasses, too.

    This approach would make people happy, promote friendliness, and improve security.

    --
    "We reject as false the choice between our safety and our ideals." --The American President (20.1.2009)
    1. Re:Missed Opportunity by changos · · Score: 1

      My thoughts completely it's not the policies, but how you present it.

    2. Re:Missed Opportunity by lightsaber777 · · Score: 1

      And require them to store a lot more data. I'm not saying that's a technical or financial barrier. Disk space is cheap... but it's the government and they very rarely make intelligent decisions when it comes to technology. I mean, the young, hip, supposedly tech-savvy President-Elect uses a Zune. That right there should tell you something.

    3. Re:Missed Opportunity by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      When I lived in SoCal it was the fashion to take goofy license pictures, like while taking a bite from a sandwich or howling. Your idea would let such people get it out of their system while still being usable. Nice!

      --
      Dewey, what part of this looks like authorities should be involved?
    4. Re:Missed Opportunity by mh1997 · · Score: 1

      Why not tell people, "you can smile if you want to for your license, but we also have to shoot a picture of you not smiling"? Then, record both images, so that the recognition software has two looks available for that individual. Heck, get a shot of them with and without glasses, too.

      This approach would make people happy, promote friendliness, and improve security.

      and then have them wear a variety of fake beards, mustaches, wigs, and masks.

    5. Re:Missed Opportunity by ari_j · · Score: 1

      Yes, spending more time getting my picture taken at the DMV so that facial recognition software can spot me wherever I go would make me happy and promote my friendliness.

    6. Re:Missed Opportunity by SydShamino · · Score: 1

      Exactly. It's not like there's a chance that you could have person A take a serious picture, then toss down a smoke bomb and have person B slip in get the smiley picture.

      --
      It doesn't hurt to be nice.
    7. Re:Missed Opportunity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This has never, ever been about security. It has always been about .. well, dumb people exercising some power over the smart people.

      I hate to say it but I sure get the impression that this is why most cops become cops. They can be the bully and have a scary organization to protect them.

    8. Re:Missed Opportunity by skiman1979 · · Score: 1

      They'll also need to take a picture of you frowning, winking, blinking, dazed, sleeping, laughing, coughing, sneezing, etc, etc, etc.

      Think of the overhead in the system when security checkpoints have to parse through 20+pictures for each of millions of citizens whenever someone passes in front of a security camera.

      --
      Having a smoking section in a public restaurant is like having a peeing section in a public swimming pool.
    9. Re:Missed Opportunity by Terrasque · · Score: 1

      the young, hip, supposedly tech-savvy President-Elect uses a Zune. That right there should tell you something.

      That he like to listen to music?

      Seriously, what's the problem? Let him enjoy his zune, it doesn't hurt you in any way.
      I have an ipod, and I'm starting to regret buying it. There's loads of better and cheaper alternatives out there, you know.
      Now, I've never even looked at a zune, so I can't say anything about that, but you're complaining about him not using your favorite brand of mp3 player? You know, its just a music player, not the noodly appendage of FSM or similar.

      --
      It's The Golden Rule: "He who has the gold makes the rules."
    10. Re:Missed Opportunity by justinlee37 · · Score: 1

      That right there should tell you something.

      All that tells me is that you don't like Zunes. You never established why.

      Besides ... what if his mother gave him that Zune? I mean, if you didn't have an .mp3 player, and somebody gave you a Zune, wouldn't you use it?

      Especially considering that it was from your mother?

      Tycho put it best.

  17. Papers, please. by Rinisari · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Real ID should make any sensible person cringe. Take five minutes and read how the federal government has mandated a variety of criteria for states' drivers licenses, the cost of which to the states is in the millions and is entirely unfunded (not to mention unconstitutional!) and poorly executed in states where it has been effected.

    Take a moment today to call your state legislators and see where they stand on your states' Real ID compliance. If they oppose it, congratulate them and consider donating to their campaign. If they support it, swear on your mother's grave to see them unseated and replaced with a responsible legislator.

    1. Re:Papers, please. by kabocox · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Real ID should make any sensible person cringe. Take five minutes and read how the federal government has mandated a variety of criteria for states' drivers licenses, the cost of which to the states is in the millions and is entirely unfunded (not to mention unconstitutional!) and poorly executed in states where it has been effected.

      I think opposing Real ID should make any sensible person cringe. Why? Because it doesn't mandate any "new" criteria that almost every state isn't already collecting on you if you have a drivers license. What it is doing is trying to make the 50 states DLs uniform. Those that really oppose it don't like it solely based on money issues. Privacy issues aren't even a real issue with it as you are already submitting that same info to the state any way. Now why do states oppose this based on money issues? Base some states have had statewide RMSs for police for years and it fairly trival in their state for their police to read their state DL licenses and import into their RMSs and it's mainly been paid for once. The thing is it would be nice if the police from TX, CA, FL, NY could just as easily read other states as their own. That's the entire issue that some already have their system in place and don't want to change even if the feds paid every penny.

      I think this'll something like NIBRS or UCR where the feds would like the states to do it, but realistically it won't be until the next big change in RMS for those states that currently oppose this to even consider adopting it. At that time, they'll whine that they want to keep their current format as well.

    2. Re:Papers, please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      "The illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes a little longer."
        -- Henry Kissinger

    3. Re:Papers, please. by Rinisari · · Score: 4, Insightful

      21 states have rejected it because it would be too expensive, too invasive, and/or pretty much unconstitutional.

      Pennsylvania's Dept. of Transportation effected many of the points of Real ID without an edict from the PA legislature, and there are many legislators not pleased with this. One point required a multimillion dollar contract with a security firm whose technology was cracked reliably just a few months later (I wish I could find evidence on the 'net of this, but I trust the person who told me, as he's been following Real ID religiously since it was introduced).

      You're advocating a national ID card, essentially. That's one stop shopping for identity thieves--just like social security numbers are now--and it won't do a thing to stop "terrorists" and other malfeasant souls. It's also terribly close to the "papers, please" seen in many places throughout time.

    4. Re:Papers, please. by theaveng · · Score: 4, Interesting

      >>>What it is doing is trying to make the 50 states DLs uniform.

      "I have searched but I cannot lay my hand on the part of the Constitution that grants the U.S. that power." - James Madison. QED the law is unconstitutional.

      Of course so is the U.S. law that mandates drinking age be 21 and forced many states to change their age of consent from 18 to 21. I still don't understand that one... even though I agree with age 21 I think the decision should be left to each government for its own specific region. If Wyoming wants the drinking age to be 18, let Wyoming do so. I don't live there, so what do I care what the Wyomingites do?

      --
      FOX NEWS.com should be BANNED from television and internet. Have the Congress take it over and give us Truespeak.
    5. Re:Papers, please. by kabocox · · Score: 1

      You're advocating a national ID card, essentially. That's one stop shopping for identity thieves--just like social security numbers are now--and it won't do a thing to stop "terrorists" and other malfeasant souls. It's also terribly close to the "papers, please" seen in many places throughout time.

      See that's the religious mantra that people on slashdot and small religious churches use to bash this. I've always thought that the way we've done a few things was totally screwy. What things? DLs, car titles, social security cards as a form of id, birth certs as a form of id, and that's just the easy stuff.

      I've always believed those things should be more federally managed. Not really required to have and present any time. More of a heck we aren't going to have 50 different ways to do the same of each of these processes we are going to unify it. There are days when I feel folks around here would rather us be 50 different countries. Some things it makes sense for the feds to have a bit of say in esp those things that can easily cross all state lines.

    6. Re:Papers, please. by Svartalf · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Believe what you want. In my case, it's not a religious remark. I'm a security professional, thank you very much. They're telling you like it is. YOUR remark is the mantra of the religion of putting more into the government- there's no reasoning, no contemplation of what the consequences might be, nothing. Just a blind faith that the government that brought you the current economic crisis (don't buy that it was the Republicans OR the Democrats- both parties' people are to blame here...) and a whole host of other things are going to get this right.

      --
      I am not merely a "consumer" or a "taxpayer". I am a Citizen of the State of Texas
    7. Re:Papers, please. by jgtg32a · · Score: 1

      Oh they can lower the drinking age if they wanted to but then the government stops giving the state money.

    8. Re:Papers, please. by ttuegel · · Score: 5, Informative

      The law doesn't actually force the states into making the drinking age 21. As is usual, when Congress anticipates the "that's unconstitutional!" outcry, they, rather than mandate it, make some funding conditional upon it. So, federal interstate highway funding in your state is conditional upon the 21 drinking age and the 0.08% legal limit of intoxication. But the federal government didn't "mandate" it. Neat trick, huh?

    9. Re:Papers, please. by lightsaber777 · · Score: 1

      "What it is doing is trying to make the 50 states DLs uniform." Why, so they can stop underage drinking? Besides, what information does a police officer look at on your drivers license? They take it back to their car, run it through their computer and get your full records. They way the license looks is irrelevant.

    10. Re:Papers, please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      The drinking age of 21 was required to receive federal funding for highways. Something about drunk driving. Louisiana, for example, at one time from what I have heard, didn't take federal funding for its highways (state taxes on oil and gas companies bought their roads) and the drinking age there was 18.
      In that respect, there is nothing unconstitutional -- if you can get the funding some other way, you don't have to raise the legal age limit.
      I would suspect (though I doubt) there's some similar requirement with the RealID thing.

    11. Re:Papers, please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the Feds did not legislate it directly, but they said, if you don't do it, no Fed Highway funding for you!

    12. Re:Papers, please. by theaveng · · Score: 1

      Doesn't that violate the "equal apportionment" clause? i.e. If one state gets funds, then they should all get funds.

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      FOX NEWS.com should be BANNED from television and internet. Have the Congress take it over and give us Truespeak.
    13. Re:Papers, please. by saider · · Score: 1

      The states are free to have any drinking age they want. But if the state wants federal money for roads, they need to adopt 21 as the age of majority. This is how the federal government can manipulate the states.

      I believe that Minnesota held out for a while before being seduced by access to the federal purse.

      --


      Remember, You are unique...just like everyone else.
    14. Re:Papers, please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Of course so is the U.S. law that mandates drinking age be 21 and forced many states to change their age of consent from 18 to 21.

      There is no law that forces or mandates the age 21 drinking limit on states.
      There is an item in the funding bill for the highways & interstates- if you don't have a 21 limit, you just don't get federal money.

      But no, there is no federally mandated drinking age.

      As for the Madison quote, the Constitution LIMITS the power of the government, it does not GRANT power to the government. But in any case the issue is state vs. federal rights, not the idea that we have a nationwide ID card.

      While I don't agree with the methodology, there are some states with some pretty shitty ID's that need to fix their cards. There are even some states that are still using the old dot-matrix printed paper in cheap laminate cards, that lack even a hologram & can be made at home with a $20 printer from the early 90's.

      Incidentally, my state gave the feds a big, fat, middle finger, even going so far as to pass a state law specifically rejecting National ID. However, our ID's actually exceed the security mandated by Real ID, even though they don't comply with its specifications.

    15. Re:Papers, please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No Federal law dictates that 21 is the drinking age. Instead, Interstate funds are conditional on having a drinking age of 21. This obviously is not unconstitutional - if the federal government wants to put conditions on giving money to the states it can. Finally any state can lower their drinking age, but so far they are too cheap to lose federal highway funding.

    16. Re:Papers, please. by glwtta · · Score: 1

      As for the Madison quote, the Constitution LIMITS the power of the government, it does not GRANT power to the government.

      Strictly speaking it's the reverse (at least theoretically). Though in practice you may be right.

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    17. Re:Papers, please. by glwtta · · Score: 1

      forced many states to change their age of consent from 18 to 21

      Huh? There are no states where the age of consent is over 18.

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    18. Re:Papers, please. by rfunches · · Score: 1

      Real ID makes sense when it comes to standardizing how DMV records need to be entered/stored, and detecting multiple IDs for one person. Searching one database accurately with erroneous data is hard enough; searching multiple databases, each with their own inaccuracies, for data not stored in the same format is even harder. And how many reasons are there for maintaining multiple state IDs?

    19. Re:Papers, please. by wgaryhas · · Score: 2

      As for the Madison quote, the Constitution LIMITS the power of the government, it does not GRANT power to the government. But in any case the issue is state vs. federal rights, not the idea that we have a nationwide ID card.

      The constitution is pretty explicit in what powers it grants to the legislative, executive, and judicial branches. You are probably thinking of the bill of rights and other ammendments, many of which place restrictions on government power.

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    20. Re:Papers, please. by Beezlebub33 · · Score: 1

      As for the Madison quote, the Constitution LIMITS the power of the government, it does not GRANT power to the government. But in any case the issue is state vs. federal rights, not the idea that we have a nationwide ID card.

      No, that's completely wrong:

      Amendment 10 - Powers of the States and People.

      The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people.

      The Constitution does not limit the power of the government, it grants certain powers and only those powers.

      Your state consititution, of course, will vary.

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    21. Re:Papers, please. by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 1

      Not according to the Supreme Court. I feel that it was a terrible decision.

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    22. Re:Papers, please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The whole reason that law was enacted was because some university students were crossing state borders to get drunk in states with lower drinking ages. This made several roads connecting states together extremely dangerous to drive on at night.

    23. Re:Papers, please. by neomunk · · Score: 1

      As for the Madison quote, the Constitution LIMITS the power of the government, it does not GRANT power to the government.

      The 10th Amendment disagrees with you.

    24. Re:Papers, please. by FrameRotBlues · · Score: 1

      True. This is precisely the reason why Montana did away with their "Reasonable and Prudent" daylight no-speed-limit. The Fed stopped giving them an allowance for maintaining the Interstates, something Montana has quite a few miles of.

    25. Re:Papers, please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course so is the U.S. law that mandates drinking age be 21 and forced many states to change their age of consent from 18 to 21. I still don't understand that one...

      Not quite. Federal law does not mandate a drinking age of 21. States are free to make their drinking age 18 if they so desire. However, any state that does so will lose federal highway funding - a significant chunk of change.

      For what it's worth, military personnel are able to drink on base if they are 18 regardless of what state they are in.

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    26. Re:Papers, please. by Rinisari · · Score: 1

      Of course so is the U.S. law that mandates drinking age be 21 and forced many states to change their age of consent from 18 to 21.

      You may be unaware that the law which dictates that is actually not a law. There is not an actual federal law which says that folks under cannot purchase or consume alcohol.

      There is, however, legislation which provides additional highway funding to states which set the age limit at 21. It's up to the states to actually enact and enforce their own laws since the federal government doesn't have the authority to do that in regards to intrastate alcohol dealings.

      It's still an arbitrary age and there's significant proof either way that it works or doesn't work.

      It's also a dirty hack on the part of the federal government.

    27. Re:Papers, please. by kabocox · · Score: 1

      Believe what you want. In my case, it's not a religious remark. I'm a security professional, thank you very much. They're telling you like it is. YOUR remark is the mantra of the religion of putting more into the government- there's no reasoning, no contemplation of what the consequences might be, nothing. Just a blind faith that the government that brought you the current economic crisis (don't buy that it was the Republicans OR the Democrats- both parties' people are to blame here...) and a whole host of other things are going to get this right.

      Blinks. O.k. from a security P.O.V. yes it is likely to be easier to hack. From a usability P.O.V. though, it should be much easier to ID a bad fake ID. Do you know what all 50 DL formats are? Well may be sense you are in the security industry you do. Most people like clerks cashing checks, cops, or anywhere that asks for a DL for something is likely only to know their state DL. I know my state has atleast a half dozen DL formats as well for how that info could be on the card. The goal is to make using the DL as actual valid form of ID easy across the board. You'll still be giving out the same info to the same agencies regardless.

      Heck, it's not even putting more into government. It's make the government that we already have uniform. Apparently that's whats the big thing people hate. They hate all other 49 states except for their own state and their state's ideas.

      What economic crises? I'm not having any economic problems. I don't have any friends or family that are having immediate hard times. My local city is doing fairly well at the moment so I'm not seeing any local economic crises. With gas prices lower, I'm actually doing better in this so called "economic crises."

    28. Re:Papers, please. by BennyBigHair · · Score: 1

      For what it's worth, drinking laws aren't a national mandate: a state could set it to 18 or whatever they want. The way the Federal Government enforces 21+ drinking is through only appropriating federal funds for road construction when the state has 21+ laws in effect. Same result, different means.

    29. Re:Papers, please. by Fieryphoenix · · Score: 1

      No it's not. The Montana legislature changed the law after a speeding conviction was reversed by the Montana Supreme Court. The Court decided that the law violated the state Constitution's Due Process clause due to being too vague.

    30. Re:Papers, please. by FrameRotBlues · · Score: 1

      Well, thank you. I was not aware of that. That'll teach me to check my sources!

    31. Re:Papers, please. by JPStroud · · Score: 1

      So, what the Feds did was say to the states, "Any state that doesn't raise it's minimum drinking age to 21 forfeits federal highway funding." The supreme court said "you can't do that; since choosing not to agree to the proposition is infeasible, it amounts to coercion." Then the Feds said, "Fine, SC, how 'bout 'any state that doesn't raise it's minimum drinking age to 21 forfeits 5% of federal highway funding?" and the SC said, "yeah, that's cool..."

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Minimum_Drinking_Age_Act

      The 'pedia says 10%, I swear i read 5% somewhere, but whatever. For what it's worth, I utterly detest the fact that the federal government seems to think a person is competent enough to choose the leaders of the nation, or die defending their country, but can't be trusted with a bloody glass of wine at dinner...

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    32. Re:Papers, please. by Firemouth · · Score: 1

      The way I understand it, you are correct in that the states can and do set their own drinking age. However, the federal government said they won't give them federal funds for highways if they don't set it to 21...

    33. Re:Papers, please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you need to go back to law skool and get yerself summa that constitutional edjamakashun.

      The REAL ID Act just says that in order to get into federally controlled turf (like airports, federal buildings), you need a piece of ID that conforms to X standards.

      The fact that the implementation attempt is through Driver's Licensing agencies is another issue entirely, as is the fact that the agencies can comply with the Act but STILL not accomplish the national security objectives.

    34. Re:Papers, please. by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      They should have just set the daytime speed limit to 670,616,629 miles per hour, or any which contributes to an accident.

    35. Re:Papers, please. by againjj · · Score: 1

      The RealID provisions of the RealID Act are not actually unconstitutional, as RealID is not mandated. It merely is don't-do-it-and-your-residents-won't-be-able-to-use-their-ids-for-anything-federal. Kind of like the 55MPH limit, which was don't-do-it-and-we-won't-give-you-another-penny-for-roads. What I know of the constitutionality complaints are that they are addressing the border construction provisions of the RealID Act.

    36. Re:Papers, please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know this is Slashdot, so having feelings might be a little alien, but perhaps you should care because the people of Wyoming are fellow human beings and them having higher rates of alcoholism and drunk-driving accidents if they did change the drinking age seems like reason enough to care. I know, empathy's not cool, I'm sorry I brought it up.

  18. Fake beard by tonto1992 · · Score: 1

    It's settled then, wear a fake beard when you get your picture taken

  19. Beware the Unibrow! by qwertphobia · · Score: 1

    The article fails to mention, however, the legality of beards, mustaches, and bushy eyebrows.

    'cause we all know, unibrow == unibomber

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    1. Re:Beware the Unibrow! by Cocoa+Radix · · Score: 1

      Sorry, unibrows are not allowed, either!

  20. Privacy? by TheRon6 · · Score: 1

    If you don't like the idea of the police finger printing you or taking a DNA sample when you've done absolutely nothing wrong then I suggest you put on a nice big smile for your next license photo. Because that's what this is, the government taking a facial fingerprint of you.

    Which brings me to my next concern... are they going to try to make me take off my tinfoil hat for the picture too???

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    1. Re:Privacy? by R2.0 · · Score: 1

      "Which brings me to my next concern... are they going to try to make me take off my tinfoil hat for the picture too???"

      Your tinfoil hat is visible? Jeez, what are they teaching kids these days?

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    2. Re:Privacy? by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

      Because that's what this is, the government taking a facial fingerprint of you.

      Not quite. I don't leave my face behind everywhere I go.

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    3. Re:Privacy? by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 1

      Not quite. I don't leave my face behind everywhere I go.

      With the ubiquitous nature of security cameras, I'd not be surprised if you left your face in more places than your fingerprints.

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    4. Re:Privacy? by neomunk · · Score: 1

      Sure you do! There are cameras EVERYWHERE. Okay, maybe not everywhere but there aren't smooth non-porous materials to leave a nice print on everywhere either. Honestly, I think it'd be far easier to extract your face from various places you've gone than your fingerprint. Faces left behind last longer than fingerprints too. Frankly, if I were trying to track someone down with one piece of ID, I'd rather rely on looking for traces of their face than their fingerprints.

  21. Best tag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    !liberty

  22. Smiling? At the DMV? by skgrey · · Score: 1

    Who the hell smiles at the DMV anyway? This shouldn't be that big of a problem; by the time you get your picture taken you've already been there three hours, been coughed on, had to deal with incompetent workers, and had your car towed because your stickers are out of date. Smiling shouldn't occur.

  23. dooooohh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thats it now all we have to do is tell the stupid terrorist to smile all the time oh wait

  24. Similar requirement for Canadian passports by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Canada's passports have had a similar "no-smile" requirement since 2003. http://www.ppt.gc.ca/cdn/photos.aspx?lang=eng

  25. No license for Slash by T.E.D. · · Score: 4, Funny

    Also on the list of taboos are hats, eyeglasses, and hair that hangs down over the face.

    So I guess Slash is out entirely.

    1. Re:No license for Slash by T.E.D. · · Score: 3, Funny
    2. Re:No license for Slash by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

      However, it's worth noting that the bushy eyebrow and mustache exception was put in place at the request of the Greater Indianapolis Groucho Marx Lookalike Society.

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    3. Re:No license for Slash by El_Muerte_TDS · · Score: 2, Funny

      hair that hangs down over the face.

      So... it's ok for me to comb my beard up to cover my face?

    4. Re:No license for Slash by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah, this deserved +10 funny

  26. State ID cards by tepples · · Score: 1

    Kind of hard to get your six-year-old a driver's license in Indiana, anyways.

    Six-year-olds in Indiana are eligible for non-driver identification cards just like everyone else. I don't see how this regulation distinguishes between identification cards that include vs. don't include a license to drive on public highways.

  27. Indiana bans smiling, for security by calmofthestorm · · Score: 2, Funny

    Residents of Indiana will no longer be allowed to smile in public when the Homeland Security Alert Level is Orange or Red, to improve security. Image recognition software is not able to easily recognize and track citizens movements if they smile, which causes terrorism and child pornography.

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    1. Re:Indiana bans smiling, for security by Eg0Death · · Score: 1

      I have been a resident of the state of Indiana for 9 years. That alone hampers my ability to smile.

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  28. Eyeglasses? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So if I am required by law to wear eyeglasses when driving, I will not patch my DL photo?

    Amazing.....

  29. also banned by characterZer0 · · Score: 1

    So the cameras can get images that will match the photos, it is also prohibited to smile in:

    • Airports
    • Train stations
    • Subways
    • Planes, Trains, and Automobiles
    • Federal buildings
    • State buildings
    • Post offices
    • Traffic court
    • Traffic
    • Within 100 miles of the national border
    • Video phone/chat
    • Public
    • Private, in case you are under surveillance
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  30. Not necessarily a bad thing by MikeRT · · Score: 1

    I don't get the point of the !liberty tag here. Technically your liberty went out the window the moment you had to get licensed to drive in the first place, making this a moot point viz-a-vis liberty. That said, this can be a good thing because one of the controversies in Britain has been with making Muslim women take off their veils to get a state ID. Only in multicultural, bureaucratic lala land could a photo of a woman with a veil be considered part of a photo ID, but with this sort of thing in place, hopefully tactics like that can be avoided before they become a contentious issue.

    They're doing this for all of the wrong reasons, but some good can indeed come out of it.

    1. Re:Not necessarily a bad thing by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

      Technically your liberty went out the window the moment you had to get licensed to drive in the first place

      Nonsense. Operating a dangerous machine on public roads is not a right. Driving is an action that inherently puts other people at significant risk of death or injury; requiring operators of motor vehicles to be licensed is no more an infringement of liberties than outlawing shooting your gun into the air on a crowded city street.

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    2. Re:Not necessarily a bad thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wait. if i can't shoot my gun in the air on city streets how am i supposed to celebrate holidays, birthdays, and the funerals of people that are hit by falling bullets?

    3. Re:Not necessarily a bad thing by Janeshat · · Score: 1

      While it might be a needed and just law in our crowded society, that does not mean that your liberties were not taken away. Liberty just means the freedom to do something, not that it is a good idea or a god given right. So yes our liberty was taken away for a good reason. But whenever you take away liberties, it has the chance of going too far. Then it starts to be opression.

    4. Re:Not necessarily a bad thing by sFurbo · · Score: 1

      Nonsense. Operating a dangerous machine on public roads is not a right. Driving is an action that inherently puts other people at significant risk of death or injury; requiring operators of motor vehicles to be licensed is no more an infringement of liberties than outlawing shooting your gun into the air on a crowded city street.

      I'm sorry, I don't get it. Could you do a car analogy? Oh, wait...

  31. Not Even Realtime by TheNinjaroach · · Score: 2, Insightful

    BMV Communications Director Dennis Rosebrough said if a criminal went to get a driver's license under his name, the criminal's photograph would be compared to an old photograph of Rosebrough and the BMV could be alerted the next day that the two don't match.

    This system isn't even realtime. What good does it do if a criminal gets away with a state-issued ID a full 36 hours before anyone knows that he shouldn't?

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    1. Re:Not Even Realtime by Free+the+Cowards · · Score: 1

      Typical Slashdot attitude: if it's not perfect, it's completely useless!

      There is a lot of utility in catching this sort of thing after the fact. 36 hours is actually a very short amount of time. I don't really approve of these automatic biometric identifiers but objecting to it because it takes a day to discover a problem is just nonsensical.

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    2. Re:Not Even Realtime by TheNinjaroach · · Score: 1

      You work for the government, don't you?

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  32. Simple workaround: smile all the time when... by BobSixtyFour · · Score: 2, Funny

    Whenever your not at the DMV, wear glasses/smile/frown/etc...

    They'll never know its you.

    1. Re:Simple workaround: smile all the time when... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wear colored contact lens if you can't wear eye glasses. Better yet, make each eye a different color!! Now take that Indiana!

  33. The 2008 Luthor Act by CommandoCody · · Score: 5, Funny

    Also on the list of taboos are hats, eyeglasses...

    Local reaction: Newspaper reporter Clark Kent was quoted as protesting this in the strongest possible terms, while wealthy socialite Bruce Wayne said he didn't really see this as a problem.

  34. Fix the software! by pythonhacker · · Score: 1

    "Apparently new facial recognition software being employed by the state fails to function when the face is distorted by something as innocuous as smiling."

    Perhaps they need to use facial anti-distortion software before using facial recognition software ?

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  35. .. except for religious reasons.. by leuk_he · · Score: 5, Informative

    And the employee that gives out the passport is not allowed to question your believe. By this reasoning someon managed to gat a official id card dressed as joker. He later fialed to a a drivers license as joker because the employee refused. In that case you also seem to have no rights.

    by the way, later his card was taken in because the card is still owned by government..

    1. Re:.. except for religious reasons.. by mdwh2 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Brilliant - actually, I'm glad they allowed him to keep his hat. Saying people aren't allowed to do things, but then making an exemption for religious reasons is pointless (as now the rule doesn't apply to everyone), and discriminatory against those who have other reasons. But it's particularly annoying when they make judgements and claim that some religious reasons are acceptable, whilst some religious reasons are not. Whilst I accept that this guy probably had different intentions, in general, who's to say that someone's belief that they must wear a hat because they think they're the Joker, is any less legitimate that someone's belief they must wear headwear because they think God told them to?

      As for UK passports not allowing smiles - I'm amused that most of the photo machines still have photos on the outside showing people with smiles (not to mention with dogs in the pictures, or random "fun" backgrounds added in...)

    2. Re:.. except for religious reasons.. by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      by the way, later his card was taken in because the card is still owned by government..

      Did they give a reason? He wore a hat for religious reasons. He wore makup that didn't obscure his facial features. Ban either of those and you'll have plenty of grumbly people. Imagine telling women they are unable to wear makup for their picture, and you'll have a revolt. So he did follow every rule specified.

    3. Re:.. except for religious reasons.. by KefabiMe · · Score: 1

      Okay, I'm not a religious person. I don't go to church. I'm an atheist. But I'd say that jewish hat, the arabic head dresses, and religion in general, has a lot to do with culture. In modern times, science can explain most things. Government and church are seperate. But these are fairly new-fangled inventions. For most of mankind's history this was not the case. Science, religion, government, food health codes, holidays, even things like the calendar, were all rolled into one. And for a really long time this combined culture/religion/government did a pretty damn good job of keeping people alive. We have alternatives now, but there is still lots and lots value in thousands or even millions of years of culture.

      Wearing a joker hat for kicks is completely different. Don't toss out the religious system that's kept mankind going without just a little thought and respect.

  36. What is this "DMV" you speak of? by Praxxus · · Score: 1

    Here in Indiana, we have the BMV. Yes, that's right. It's the Bepartment of Motor Vehicles.

    . . . because Indiana is fucktarded in a lot of ways, that's why!

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  37. I'm glad I'm not a Hoosier by mcgrew · · Score: 4, Interesting

    As those who have read my old sm62704 journals know, I was very nearsighted all my life, until I got a cataract in my left eye that was caused by prescription eyedrops. My eye surgeon implanted a CrystaLens inside it (you will be assimilated, resistance is futile), and my vision in that eye is better than 20/20 now. The doctor said I should no longer have any "corrective lens" restrictions on my driver's license.

    My driving record was exemplary so last time my license was renewed I could have had it done by mail, but I went in anyway, extatic. For the first time in my life I was going to have a license without vision restrictions!

    Also for the first time, I'm smiling in the picture. In light of the circumstances, how could I not?

    And it actually looks like me, unlike every other picture I've ever had on my license. You should vote those morons out of office. A picture of a normally happy person who is frowning does not look like him.

    Note to the mods- "Hoosier" is not an insult. Indiana is known as "the Hoosier State", and that was the motto on their license plates for decades. Indiana's citizens are proud to be hoosiers.

    1. Re:I'm glad I'm not a Hoosier by multisync · · Score: 4, Funny

      Note to the mods- "Hoosier" is not an insult

      It's a sad comment on the state of Slashdot's moderation system when you have to preemptively explain a fairly common phrase you used because you have a reasonable expectation that someone will mistake it for "flamebait."

      To take this even further off topic, our local hockey team is called "the Canucks," and the company I work for disperses season ticket amongst the sales staff to use for marketing purposes. The CEO recently complained that he had attempted to send an email three times, but nobody received it and he didn't get a bounce back. Turns out the nanny filters on the mail server quarantined his message due to a racial slur - he'd mentioned that the "Canucks" tickets were available.

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    2. Re:I'm glad I'm not a Hoosier by jgtg32a · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Actually I was born and raised in Missouri, and Hoosier is an insult. Hoosier is lower than trailer trash, and it was fightin words in the 3rd grade.

      The amusing thing is I now live in Indiana I went to IU, and I've liked all of it but I am still not a Hoosier.

    3. Re:I'm glad I'm not a Hoosier by jebrew · · Score: 1, Funny
      I think you mean "Hoosier daddy now?!?!"

      sorry...need coffee

    4. Re:I'm glad I'm not a Hoosier by tomhudson · · Score: 2, Funny

      I took a lot of flak as a Californian who went to college in Terre Haute, when I made an offhand remark that I was surprised to find "Hoosier" the official term for a resident of Indiana, as I had grown up thinking it was similar to "hick."

      Way to go, you hoser!

    5. Re:I'm glad I'm not a Hoosier by riceboy50 · · Score: 1

      You should vote those morons out of office

      I wasn't aware that the motor vehicle department had elected offices in Indiana. It certainly doesn't where I live. This is one of the problems I have with massive unelected bureaucracy.

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    6. Re:I'm glad I'm not a Hoosier by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 2, Informative

      Where do you think the term "Hoosier" came from? You don't need coffee, you were right on the mark.

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    7. Re:I'm glad I'm not a Hoosier by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 1

      Kinda how 'yankee' or 'redneck' is an insult, unless you are one, in which case it's a badge of pride.

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    8. Re:I'm glad I'm not a Hoosier by houghi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Also for the first time, I'm smiling in the picture. In light of the circumstances, how could I not?

      Do you smile when they pull you over? Probably not.

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    9. Re:I'm glad I'm not a Hoosier by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Note to the mods- "Hoosier" is not an insult. Indiana is known as "the Hoosier State", and that was the motto on their license plates for decades. Indiana's citizens are proud to be hoosiers.

      Not just that, "hoosier" is the official demonym for someone from Indiana. Terms like "Indianan" or "Indianean" or so don't exist - someone from Indiana is a Hoosier by definition, just like someone from Texas is a Texan.

    10. Re:I'm glad I'm not a Hoosier by mordred99 · · Score: 1

      True, but in St. Louis, Hoosier is a bad term for some reason, and it the equivalent of calling someone a hick or using the N word for an African American.

    11. Re:I'm glad I'm not a Hoosier by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I was living there no one in Lafayette/West Lafayette wanted to be identified as a Hoosier.

    12. Re:I'm glad I'm not a Hoosier by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      It's been a long time since I've been pulled over, but I'm asked for ID in the liquor store quite often. Used to be my white goatee was proof enough I was old enough to drink.

      But being pulled over is the least of my license's uses.

    13. Re:I'm glad I'm not a Hoosier by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      True, but in St. Louis, Hoosier is a bad term for some reason

      I'm from Cahokia.

      The reason it's a bad term in Missouri is historical. Hoosiers were a state away from Missouri, during the Civil War Indiana was a US state while Missouri was a confederate state. "Hoosier" became a bad term in Missouri because Missourians hated Hoosiers.

      There is an amusing scene in The Outlaw Josey Wales where a Texan (iirc) storekeeper is speaking to an old woman from Kansas who is badmouthing Missourians. The storekeeper agrees. "I'm from Indiana, myself" he says.

      "Don't much like Hoosiers neither" she replies.

    14. Re:I'm glad I'm not a Hoosier by PTBarnum · · Score: 1

      But being pulled over is the least of my license's uses.

      Silly me, I thought the main purpose of a driver's license was to prove you were entitled to drive, and the primary time to check that was when you were pulled over.

      I've heard rumors that people use driver's licenses for purposes not related to driving, but surely this must be an urban legend.

    15. Re:I'm glad I'm not a Hoosier by b4dc0d3r · · Score: 1

      Odd coincidence, my gf has a hoosier daddy. But only on the weekends.

    16. Re:I'm glad I'm not a Hoosier by Golias · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Kinda how 'yankee' or 'redneck' is an insult, unless you are one, in which case it's a badge of pride.

      Pretty much true of all racial/regional/religious identity slurs, isn't it?

      I have a Korean friend who insists that her preferred nickname for herself is "gook". No matter what she says, I just can't bring myself to call her that. If I was also Korean, it would be one thing, but for a white person to call an East Asian by that word... It's simply not how I've been brought up.

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    17. Re:I'm glad I'm not a Hoosier by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indiana is known as "the Hoosier State", and that was the motto on their license plates for decades.

      It comes from the question most commonly asked in Indiana, "Hoosier mom going out with tonight?"

    18. Re:I'm glad I'm not a Hoosier by mordred99 · · Score: 1

      Kewl. I always wondered why. I graduated from college (in Indiana) and got my first job in St. Louis and when they asked if I was a Hoosier, I always said yes. It took several times for me to turn off that reflex.

    19. Re:I'm glad I'm not a Hoosier by Walpurgiss · · Score: 1

      Well, they probably all wanted to be labeled as Boilermakers, since Purdue is about the only thing in Lafayette/West Lafayette.

    20. Re:I'm glad I'm not a Hoosier by Omestes · · Score: 1

      I wasn't aware that Canadians were now a racial group. I congratulate you on this development though!

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    21. Re:I'm glad I'm not a Hoosier by redcaboodle · · Score: 0, Troll

      Note to the mods- "Hoosier" is not an insult

      It's a sad comment on the state of Slashdot's moderation system when you have to preemptively explain a fairly common phrase you used because you have a reasonable expectation that someone will mistake it for "flamebait."

      Imagine - there are people on Slashdot who are not American at all. I have a good grasp of English language colloquialisms (mostly BE, though) and I didn't know that one.

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    22. Re:I'm glad I'm not a Hoosier by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 1

      Oh, good ole TH. Please tell me you didn't go to ISU from CA. Given the ./ demographic I'd say no.

      Bashing, the locals, the antics.

    23. Re:I'm glad I'm not a Hoosier by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, good ole TH. Please tell me you didn't go to ISU from CA. Given the ./ demographic I'd say no.

      It was Rose Hulman, obviously. =)

    24. Re:I'm glad I'm not a Hoosier by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm pretty sure the term is older than the modern usage of that phrase...

      The Wikipedia makes a claim of Hoosier being some 150 years old at least.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hoosier

    25. Re:I'm glad I'm not a Hoosier by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A picture of a normally happy person who is frowning does not look like him.

      Someone who is being inspected and berated by police officers, even one who is normally happy, is quite likely to be frowning.

    26. Re:I'm glad I'm not a Hoosier by multisync · · Score: 1

      Imagine - there are people on Slashdot who are not American at all

      I don't know what difference it makes what continent you live on. It's a "global village" after all. I live a long way away from Indiana, but I know they are "the Hoosier state." I also don't have to live in the UK to know what a "gob shite" is. Or be German to appreciate schadenfreude.

      My point wasn't that all mods should know every regional colloquialism, just that it's sad mcgrew felt he needed to explain the meaning of the word to avoid being sanctioned by an ignorant mod who couldn't be bothered to look up the meaning of an unfamiliar word.

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    27. Re:I'm glad I'm not a Hoosier by Upphew · · Score: 1

      It's just the language you have learned and political correctness.
      You see, I have friend called Jamesi who I have no problem calling ass (as in bum, not as in four legged beast). Then there is American fashion dude called James Perse, who you probably have no problem calling that, but for me calling him is somewhat problematic in English, 'cause perse is ass in Finnish...

    28. Re:I'm glad I'm not a Hoosier by Eravau · · Score: 1

      When I moved to Missouri a few years ago, I was rather surprised to find that "hoosier" means "redneck" here. I've lived in or visited several other states in the midwest and southwest... but Missouri seems to be the only place that defines "Hoosier" as anything but "a person from Indiana."

    29. Re:I'm glad I'm not a Hoosier by Golias · · Score: 1

      It's just the language you have learned and political correctness.

      You see, I have friend called Jamesi who I have no problem calling ass (as in bum, not as in four legged beast). Then there is American fashion dude called James Perse, who you probably have no problem calling that, but for me calling him is somewhat problematic in English, 'cause perse is ass in Finnish...

      It's not her name, but her chosen nick-name. She knows it's a racial slur. She's "taking it back."

      I'm not on board. If a Jewish friend wanted me to call him "Heimie", I probably wouldn't do that either.

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  38. I don't care about smiling, but... by therpham · · Score: 1

    I want to wear my glasses in my driver's license picture! But, as an Indiana resident whose license expires next year, I suppose I'll have to be Scowly McNoGlasses in my next picture. Though I guess it's better than the rain-induced white boy afro in my current picture.

  39. Terrorist's Toolkit available online ! by ciderVisor · · Score: 4, Funny

    Amazon needs to be taken down under the Patriot Act:

    http://www.amazon.com/Groucho-Glasses-Fake-Mustache-Brows/dp/B001HHECYU

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    1. Re:Terrorist's Toolkit available online ! by dwillden · · Score: 1

      Shouldn't THEY take Amazon down via the DMCA. Those terrorist tools are a blatant attempt to circumvent technological protections.

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  40. Passports have done this for years by lafiel · · Score: 1

    This is a pretty normal precaution. Apparently, smiling allows you to distort your face enough to allow others a better chance of passing themselves off as you.

    Of course, keep in mind that the photo is for humans to do facial recognition.

    I wouldn't be too concerned.

    1. Re:Passports have done this for years by santiagoanders · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The only problem being that most humans don't do facial recognition. A neighbor stole my wife's drivers license photo ID, and used it to get all sorts of medical care and drugs. Nobody looked hard enough at the photo to see that it wasn't her. The only similarities they had were brown hair. A photo ID is mostly useless when people are careless.

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    2. Re:Passports have done this for years by lafiel · · Score: 1

      If human error/carelessness is the greatest issue, then the photos should be taken in such a way to minimize difficulty in a match.

      Your story only points out that we should put more effort into making photo IDs more usable for these careless employees.

  41. Gives new meaning... by lordsid · · Score: 1

    It gives new meaning to the phrase "Smile, big brother is watching.". No wonder they couldn't recognize Guy Faulks.

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  42. on the upside by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    neither the joker nor rachael ray can get a driver's license

    is it just me or does her mouth weird anyone else out? it extends beyond natural dimensions into a creepy permanent smile

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    1. Re:on the upside by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was always afraid of Julia Roberts. I'd find myself wondering when she was going to unhinge her bottom jaw and swallow whatever co-star she was with at the time.

    2. Re:on the upside by sFurbo · · Score: 1

      Well, asmentioned earlier, The Joker already has a dutch ID-card.

  43. No problem by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

    I'm at the freaking DMV! I've been at the freaking DMV for hours!! By the time my picture is taken, I'm definitely not smiling!!!

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    1. Re:No problem by geekoid · · Score: 1

      I have been going to the DMV since 1980, and I have never waited more then 30 minutes for anything.

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  44. Simple solution! by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

    Frown when they are taking the ID photo and grin from ear to ear when driving! ;D

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  45. Can you already hear the complaint? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    "NO, this is NOT a combover, my hair grows like that!"

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  46. No need to worry. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Terrorists never smile.

  47. Sure, it's stupid... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...but it's the government. What did you expect?

    Now, let me get this off my chest, anonymous-cowardly style as I'm sure this will turn into a nice little flame-bait post:

    I'm quite fed up with all the complaining about how states and/or the federal government regulate ID for their citizens. I'm quite fed up about peopling crying over all the Real ID, National ID, and whatever-else ID acts being proposed. What's that you say? Privacy? Infringement of rights? What in the hell are you talking about? Since when did ANY of you think that you had truly rock-solid privacy at ANY time in this country in the last 50 or so years?

    Let me tell you a story. I used to work for a now on-its-way-down finance company. We did our own in-house collections work. The fact is, with just your social security number I could tell you who your neighbors was/were, what kind of car your neighbor's second cousin drove, where he or she bought it, and how much they paid for it. I could tell you how much money your mother's recent surgical procedure cost. I could see just about every piece of information I wanted because it's all right there, floating around in cyberspace for people who know how to do a little detective work. Do you not think your own GOVERNMENT has the power and the know how to pull that off? Wake up, people!

    I, for one, would welcome a National ID system. I, for one, would welcome some kind of biometric system for identifying citizens. It sure would beat the hell out of carrying a little plastic card around everywhere. I carry as little on my person as possible in case I'm ever robbed. Imagine everything tied together in such a way that you never needed to carry around anything more with you than your own person. To me, that's a safe way to live.

    So what if Uncle Sam knows you watch porn or that you just went into the drugstore and bought some cold medicine? You weren't doing anything illegal. I'll state this time-honored phrase again: if you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to worry about. If you commit a crime, you should be punished. Simple. I don't see how privacy factors in.

    The real problem, yes, does come into play if companies are allowed the option of viewing this information and treating their employees based upon what they find, but we'll cross that bridge when we come to it. If anything, recent events have shown that "voting with your wallet" does work rather well. Don't do business with companies that violate the moral dignity that people deserve, but don't spit on the people who protect you from the real dangers of the world.

    No matter how bad you think you have it here, I'm certain that we can arrange for you to go somewhere else in the world that's far, far worse.

    1. Re:Sure, it's stupid... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... but it's not as stupid as you are. After reading that I feel like I just ran through some sewer lines and need to take a shower.

      You really believe if you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to worry about? It's people like you who helped fuck up the US over the last 50 years (I think longer, just your reference of 50 years), so yeah, let's all join in to destroy it the rest of the way instead of attempting to revert the ignorance which has persisted and continued to expand.

      That's really a brilliant train of thought...

    2. Re:Sure, it's stupid... by ciderVisor · · Score: 1

      if you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to worry about.

      And yet you post this as an AC. What do you have to hide, hmmm ?

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    3. Re:Sure, it's stupid... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just to see if someone would make that comment. My coworker owes me 20 bucks now.

    4. Re:Sure, it's stupid... by ciderVisor · · Score: 1

      Aha ! So you enjoy orking cows. No wonder you're hiding behind the cloak of anonymity.

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    5. Re:Sure, it's stupid... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must have something to hide or else you'd have revealed your identity.

  48. Glad I Got My License This Summer by schalliol · · Score: 1

    Usually the pictures aren't that great on the Indiana BMV photos, now they will especially be poor.

  49. Biometrics photography by meist3r · · Score: 1

    makes me a sad panda. :\


    Actually, you know what, I'm not even sad but the law makes me look like I am.

    Great, now I'm actually sad.

  50. Easy fix by ParanoiaBOTS · · Score: 1

    Seriously why doesn't the government hire the best of the worst to write programs like this? I mean look how fast the captcha was broken, among thousands of other security features. I bet that if there was some way to profit off of it, within a few weeks we would have a near bulletproof facial recognition software from the hacking community.

  51. wait,wait,wait..... by Gideon+Wells · · Score: 1

    Why do I get sudden flashes of anyone smiling at airports being given strip searches for security?

    Well, if you are smiling or showing any other signs at an US airport with all the headaches that goes on there you probably do need a mental exam, but that is besides the point.

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  52. The same rules apply for UK passports by NoNeeeed · · Score: 1

    However it isn't to do with facial recognition as such. UK passports (and some others I believe) are fitted with chips which store a fingerprint of the face (presumably encoded in some way) which describes the geometry of the face. This allows the photo in the passport to be confirmed against the chip, preventing someone from nicking your passport and replacing the photo. Eventually it will be possible for the passport's data to be confirmed against a record held on a central system.

    The restrictions make it a real pain to get passport photos for kids.

    Of course this hasn't stopped people hacking these, and demo fake passports have been produced. It also doesn't stop The Man from potentially tying the data into all those CCTV cameras we have.

    The BMV use here is to prevent the same person getting multiple licenses, not for comparison against camera footage. Face recognition is much harder than the media (and companies that do it) would like you to think, and for this purpose, where all the images are from the same source, it makes sense to simplify the problem.

    1. Re:The same rules apply for UK passports by DFJA · · Score: 1

      So the UK passports are using unhappy chips, which are unable to store the digital fingerprint of a face that is smiling?

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  53. Civil Disobedience by GogglesPisano · · Score: 1

    My license expires this year. I am TOTALLY wearing this t-shirt when I renew!

  54. Does it work?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not sure if it really prevents recognition..

  55. EPIC by stonedcat · · Score: 0

    Simply refuse to not smile.

    They can't stop us all. Fuck em.

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  56. Iowa as well by Norin+Radd · · Score: 1

    A friend of mine who works at the local DMV remarked that Iowa has the same requirement. Of course, they have a reason they tell the public as well, but he confided sotto voce that the real reason was facial recognition.

  57. hmmm, no. by nietsch · · Score: 3, Interesting

    don't get deluded into thinking that demanding papers is a sign of fascism. The basic tenet of fascism is the bundling of powers of state and industry, not playing wehrmacht sergeant. it might be a sign of a totalitarian state, but there are plenty of countries that have a register of all their citizens, but have not devolved into the fascist state you seem to fear so much. It saves a lot of trouble if you know who lives where, pays taxes and is eligible to vote. I would be more worried by erosion of education by the state, as illiterate/dumb people are a lot easier to control. Two word comments are pretty dumb, if you ask me... :)

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    1. Re:hmmm, no. by squiggleslash · · Score: 5, Informative

      The basic tenet of fascism is the bundling of powers of state and industry

      That's generally a feature of fascist regimes, but not "the basic tenet", and it certainly isn't why we dislike fascism. Many European countries from 1945 to the mid-eighties also "bundled the powers of state and industry", but they were hardly fascist.

      Fascism is defined by extreme nationalism and a disregard for basic human rights. That's what sets it apart from other more benign ideologies.

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    2. Re:hmmm, no. by eln · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well, that's a relief. At least as we descend into a totalitarianist police state, I can take comfort in the fact that the regime isn't technically fascist.

    3. Re:hmmm, no. by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Fascism is defined by extreme nationalism and a disregard for basic human rights. That's what sets it apart from other more benign ideologies.

      Indeed, in Soviet Russia, quite the opposite was it!

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    4. Re:hmmm, no. by quarterbuck · · Score: 1

      It really depends on how the bundling is done.
      After bundling is done if the state retains more power in economic affairs it is socialist . If after bundling the state works for industry it is monopolist with traces of fascism.
      Italy during the second world war is the best example of fascism without being Nazist (Oops,Godwin) . They had strong nationalist tendency and trains did run on time, but they did not believe in Aryan supremacy too much (most Italians are black haired,so they don't buy the Blond-Blue eyed story)
      Also note that demanding papers, human rights abuses go with any sort of bundling of powers ( large scale communism, socialism, fascism etc.). Communists generally think of themselves as the extreme opposite of fascists (Spanish Civil war etc) but in USA they seem to think both Communism and Fascism are bad words implying a large bad government.

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    5. Re:hmmm, no. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the current bailouts such as the Car Czar should not be confused with bundling powers of government and industry? So, we can technically meet the requirements you say we are not meeting... ?

    6. Re:hmmm, no. by MPAB · · Score: 1

      In a communist state, there's no industry that's not run by the state. And they replace "the nation" and religion with "the regime" or "the party".
      So, in communism people are either workers or leaders. There's no in-between, but when in the USSR a scapegoat was needed, the leaders used to blame the bureaucrats.
      The most important thing in communism is that THERE'S NO PRIVATE PROPERTY (of course the leaders and their friends enjoy the best of the "public stuff").

      Fascism is an in-between state that's got a lot to do with socialism. Very tight control of peoples' lives, very high taxes and industry allowed only to allies of the regime. In fascism THERE'S PRIVATE PROPERTY but there's almost nothing that prevents the state to take it away. A hardcore socialist regime allows itself to do the same "for social purporses".
      Fascism is very nationalist in exclusive terms, as in race, ethnicity, culture, language or religion that sets the fascist country apart (and above, according to them) from the rest of the world.

      Communism and socialism both use inclusive terms in that everybody's welcome (or forced in) as long as they praise their system and their party.

      Both fascism and communism have no regard for human rights, as they consider everyone as a replaceable part of a collective.

      Also, both systems tend to sort the people in military terms. Most communist states have refered to the whole country as the "revolutionary army".

    7. Re:hmmm, no. by simple_01 · · Score: 1

      Maybe we should ban smiling on the streets too :) That way, security cameras can process images more accurately. Next step would be our house, and then... Equilibrium!

    8. Re:hmmm, no. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      " trains did run on time"

      I don't know if that was true, or rather it was just propaganda that they did.

    9. Re:hmmm, no. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A corporatist state also has no regard for human rights, as they consider everyone as a replaceable consumer.

      It is important to realize that no pure form of government works.

      Sustainable governments are somewhere in the middle. The US has many socialized services, such as roads, police/fire/emergency, libraries, parks. And many services are operated privately. For this specific topic, it is also important to note that the infrastructure of utilities such as for power and phone is owned or partially owned by the government.

       

  58. Precautionary Extreme Overkill by cffrost · · Score: 1

    If a facial expression breaks their shitty spy-ware, how would it handle THIS? BSOD? (I hope...)

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  59. The secret is out! by jaypifer · · Score: 1

    In order to defeat the facial recognition software, criminals now just need to smile while committing crimes!

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  60. Burkas? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oddly, burkas are perfectly ok.

  61. If you outlaw smiling... by GrumblyStuff · · Score: 1

    ...then only the outlaws will be smiling!

  62. Thank goodness... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that the Wal-Mart smilie face logo is a fictional character.

  63. In other news by dilvish_the_damned · · Score: 1

    Someone smiled at the BMV.
    Suggestion: Go in hours after mouth surgery, you will practically cease to exist, like 007 or Madonna.

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  64. Behold by jav1231 · · Score: 1

    Your tax dollars at work. And you know why this happens? Because we let it happen. A well-placed bat to the head at an early age would mitigate stupidity like this. Better yet, take those plastic covers off the wall outlets and let nature weed out the morons like it used to.

  65. Cheshire grin by xbytor · · Score: 1

    Wonder what they'll do when some joker with facial scars drops in?

  66. Why don't they... by kabocox · · Score: 1

    They might was well try banning clothing and forcing everyone to have all body hair removed and bar codes labeled across the head so you know that'd be far easier to instantly ID them on video camera. You also outlaw hats or any form of covering of the bar code as an illegal ID hiding device. You must be a terrorist or other criminal with something to hide if you where a hat in one of those cold northern states.

  67. Not to worry about beards by oddaddresstrap · · Score: 1

    Obviously, beards will be required. What works for the Taliban will work for the Amerikan.

  68. Glasses? by LatencyKills · · Score: 1

    If the software fails if the subject wears glasses, and I wear glasses just shy of 24/7, wouldn't a picture of me without glasses cause a failure in comparison? Or are they going to make me take my glasses off for the software, causing me to squint or otherwise alter my face and probably fail the test anyway? More importantly perhaps if I wear my glasses to drive, and I do, shouldn't the picture on the license reflect that?

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  69. Mustaches and other disguises by Drakkenmensch · · Score: 4, Funny

    Does having a long, 1900's mustache short-circuit computer face detection? If so, this means that Snidely Whiplash was a visionary with a keen sense of crinimal discretion. This would also confirm what I've always known - that Ned Flanders is a dangerous man on the run and that the Pringles guy is a criminal mastermind.

  70. Banning smiles, eh? by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

    Imagine the same software trying to recognize Fletch.

    Good luck with that!

  71. Happy Criminals by LKM · · Score: 1

    So to avoid being caught, just smile while robbing the bank. Ah, happy criminals... Finally, face recognition software is improving the world at least a little bit :-)

  72. Try not to smile at the airport either. by edfardos · · Score: 1

    Facial recognition software cannot recognize smiling faces. New TSA bulletin indicates all smiling travelers should be treated with suspicion, as they're trying to defeat recognition software. --edfardos

  73. Excuse me, but NO. by Svartalf · · Score: 2, Insightful

    WHY was your post modded insightful? You present an argument, but don't back it up. They already HAVE the ability to look up most state licenses right now without this amongst other things.

    It does NOTHING of what you think it will.
    It does NOTHING of what they claim it will.

    Trying to make them more uniform does nothing for security.

    Trying to make them all be in a single database (i.e. One of the other requirements of RealID) makes it easier to hack in or grab a single ID and go to town with ID theft. (Niiice...)

    With it not doing what it says it does and increasing the risks involved with it all, it doesn't make ANY sense whatsoever.

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  74. In other news... by EddyPearson · · Score: 1

    ...there is to be a regulatory body set up to curtail the prevalence of children's laughter in society today.

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  75. I'm nearly 40 by e-scetic · · Score: 1

    And don't have a driver's license, nor will I. The government has no recent photos of me. I'm rather proud of this fact.

    So I guess if someone stole my identity and used their own mugshot for a driver's license, I'd be flagged as an imposter when/if I try to get my own license?

    What then?

    By the way, none of the 9/11 attackers stole anyone's identity.

  76. Like this is news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some of who work in secure government facilities have not been able to smile on our badges for some time.

  77. Eyeglasses? by mark-t · · Score: 1

    I thought the whole point was that if your DL photo had you wearing glasses then that was an immediate indication that you were supposed to be wearing glasses while driving. Sure there can be additional codes printed on the license info to indicate that as well, but the visual indication created by the photo is a heck of a lot faster. Further, considering that there's a few people who need their glasses to just be able to *SEE*... I can see the problems already... "Uh... sir, the camera is this way. Sir, don't squint. Sir. This way. No. Turn right. Turn left. Face where you hear my voice. Sir? No, that's the window."

  78. Hair by nomad-9 · · Score: 1

    If "hair that hangs down over the face" is not permitted, but beards are allowed, will the face recognition software be able to recognize me if I shave mine later on? And to spice it up a little, what if my beard covered some scar(s) on my face? Just curious.

  79. defective by design? by bonkeydcow · · Score: 1

    So, to avoid recognition, just walk around smiling...

  80. This is new? by Deadstick · · Score: 2, Informative

    When I was photographed for a military ID card in 1962 I was told to relax every facial muscle, no expression whatever.

    rj

    1. Re:This is new? by Anonymous+Codger · · Score: 1

      In 1968 the photog told me to "Say Shit". I looked like a grinning idiot in my ID photo.

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    2. Re:This is new? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That makes it easier to identify bodies. I would call that pragmatic, nothing similar to what is being discussed here.

    3. Re:This is new? by piltdownman84 · · Score: 1

      They wouldn't even let me smile on my last costo card ... but I'm hoping that has more to do with the 'I hate my life and I'm going to take it out on everyone' employee that took it than being a company policy.

    4. Re:This is new? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My NM state ID actually looks like me, nobody seems to notice that I was allowed to wear my glasses in the photo.

      When I had to navigate the MA RMV a few weeks ago, I was definitely not smiling by the time my photo was taken. Various stupidity regarding "acceptable forms of ID" in which the desk jockey contradicted himself and the application form at least once, somehow I wound up being able to get an ID card.

      "We've kept them waiting for two hours, and have been gradually increasing the temperature in the room".

      The photo looks only vaguely like me; for some strange reason I was cajoled into smiling which does not photograph well at all.

      I was thinking that the ID-photo process should be similar to passport photos; you can provide one taken up to 48 hours before.

    5. Re:This is new? by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      That's because in 1962 they believed that photographs could steal someone's smile.

    6. Re:This is new? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      You owe me a new keyboard~

      Well done.

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  81. Once apon a time by crazy-bones · · Score: 1

    Indiana tried to set PI equal to 3.2 . http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indiana_Pi_Bill

  82. So? by MaWeiTao · · Score: 1

    This is nothing new or special. Well, maybe it is in the US. In Taiwan in addition to no facial expressions, people taking photos for IDs couldn't wear glasses nor could they have any facial hair. I'm sure similar rules apply in many nations.

    While this may be somewhat excessive, an ID does exist for the purpose of identification, so why not try to make that identification as easy as possible?

    Not everything is about the police state trying to screw you.

  83. To summarize... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Quick, look stoic, our software doesn't want you to be happy nor to see what we are doing while we take your picture. Clearly this isn't a problem with the software we spent lots of your money on... our extensive customers research shows full support for this initiative. Here is just one glowing example "fine, we get it."

    Somebody needs to give this person an award for their public relations bravado!

  84. Easy Crack by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 3, Funny

    This is easy to crack. Don't smile for your DL picture, and do smile the rest of the time. It will make the world a better place in the process.

    --
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    1. Re:Easy Crack by kat_skan · · Score: 1

      It will make the world a better place in the process.

      Clearly spoken as someone who's never seen one of the Smiling Bob commercials.

  85. Sometimes they want glasses, sometimes they don't by geert · · Score: 3, Funny

    Last time I flew to Canada via the US, US immigration wanted to take a picture from me _without_ wearing glasses (funny, as you can never find me "in the wild" without wearing glasses ;-).

    On the return flight, US immigration wanted to take a picture of me _with_ glasses.

  86. that's because... by Wolfger · · Score: 1

    Happiness is forbidden.

  87. To hell with Godwin... by denzacar · · Score: 2

    Wasn't there a law in Nazi Germany prohibiting laughter in public places?
    I know I've read about it somewhere but I just can't find any reference online at the moment.

    I did find this gem though.

    ATTENTION
    Making any jokes or statements
    during the screening process may
    be grounds for both criminal and
    civil penalties.

    All such matters will be taken
    seriously. We thank you for your
    restraint in this matter.

    TSA Contact Center 1-866-289-9673 www.tsa.gov

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    1. Re:To hell with Godwin... by snspdaarf · · Score: 1

      That's a warning from management to the screeners, not the people waiting to be screened.

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    2. Re:To hell with Godwin... by denzacar · · Score: 1

      Still.. its funny.

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    3. Re:To hell with Godwin... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was on some list for 4-5 years that entitled me to four red stamps on my boarding pass and extra screening every time. At one point when I was running late and didn't think I would make the plane anyway and was feeling a little puckish, so when they asked the boilerplate "Did someone other than yourself pack your bag" and I replied, "Yes, I always find some international terrorists to pack my bag for me, they do such a good job too" and laughed. The ticket clerk was very upset and told me this was no joking matter. But for the first time in 60 or 70 consecutive boardings I was not searched, other than a chemical test with a paper strip and the standard security checkpoint stuff; no pair of armed guards escorted me to a search area. And, from then on I didn't get any extraordinary scrutiny.

      Probably whatever list I was on simply had an expiration date attached, but just maybe someone did a cursory background check and found out I was a completely harmless college kid with a "Why I love America" essay scholarship in his cap, and that the reason I traveled as much was for research and work on technology transfer projects for my University. On that particular trip I was returning from a visit to Berkeley to see if I wanted to do my graduate studies there. In any case, at least in the 90's, joking around did not have any dire repercussions.

  88. Lots of things work like this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I used to live in Indiana years ago, and I remember something like this and using it to my advantage.

    The state of Indiana had just started to put traffic cameras up at various intersections. The state of Indiana also had a series of 'specialty' license plate designs. They had some logos that werent on the standard plate design, such as a school, a hand-print, or some other such thing. Well, the automated software on the cameras could not recognize these symbols(dont ask how I know), and would discard any images it had taken with what were 'invalid' pictures of license places.

    Basically, for the extra $15, you could legally get a license plate in the state, that the state was unable to record on its own camera systems.

  89. No more moustache rides? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Enough said.

  90. I grew up in Indiana.... by digit1001 · · Score: 1

    And there isn't much to smile about, so this shouldn't be an issue.

  91. Indiana: You will become one with the Borg by GunDawg · · Score: 1

    Seriously, what face recognition software are they talking about (and for what)?

    I don't recall but someone once said, "We shall be enslaved by the machines we have made". If we can no longer smile for the camera because some face recognition software will fail, the machine is telling US what to do. Time to re-think all of this "mess".

    Meanwhile, "You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile! You will become one with the Borg".

  92. Smiles, Glasses, Mustaches... by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    Groucho Marx will never make it through

  93. Who by WiredNut · · Score: 0

    Seems like an unnecessary requirement. Who the hell would have a reason to smile in Indiana? Especially in the DMV office.

  94. I can fool 'em by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I smell a comeback for fake glasses and mustaches!

  95. What's next? No makeup? by abbyful · · Score: 1

    If a smile can fool the software, what about makeup? I have a friend that is a makeup artist. She can make people look completely different just adjusting how she does their makeup. (Make eyes appear close together, farther apart, or different size; make lips appear different shape or size; adjust shading so cheekbones appear higher; etc).

    1. Re:What's next? No makeup? by Fri13 · · Score: 1

      One my friend is makeup artist too, she made herself look like a old guy with her friends who were made samething. And then they went to bar using old man business suites what they buyed with few euros from second hand. Only thing what actually revealed them, was their laugh and "pepsodent smile".

      You can use makeup very well to hide your identity, so you could look same kind person than the person in photo. But you just cant change your smile.

      I would suggest that they would force everyone to smile on ID photos. Then teach cops and other officers to tell dirty jokes to get person laugh and then check does the ID photo match to person.

  96. Smiling is forbidden.. by db10 · · Score: 1

    ...Comrade

  97. I guess two out of three ain't bad by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    That still leaves us with Life, and Liberty. I suppose. :-|

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    1. Re:I guess two out of three ain't bad by dfm3 · · Score: 1

      :-|

      Nice going. Now they know exactly who you are and how to find you. Should have used this one instead: :-P

  98. Smile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't smile when taking your driving license picture, when you commit a crime, remember to smile!

  99. Nose hair? by DigitalCrackPipe · · Score: 1

    Neither the article nor the submitter mentioned the possibility of extremely long nose hair. Will that distort the results similar to other facial hair? Will nose hair trimming become mandatory?

    1. Re:Nose hair? by lord_sarpedon · · Score: 1

      I'm beginning to see tangible benefits to these new requirements...

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  100. So, uh... begs the obvious question... by bratwiz · · Score: 1

    How do they hope to use this in the wild where you WILL probably be smiling... especially if you're getting away with something (or think you are)...???

  101. Nanny filters by snspdaarf · · Score: 1

    Same experience, different word. There is a transportation company in, I think, Puerto Rico, called "Kike Transportation." The filters don't like that either.

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    1. Re:Nanny filters by AgentPaper · · Score: 1

      I'll go you one better: we have a major surface street here in Metro Detroit named Big Beaver Road (also known as 16 Mile Road). To make matters worse, Big Beaver has an exit off I-75... Exit #69. Email filtering systems have been flagging and deleting that for years. Considering that 16 Mile runs through most of Troy, Birmingham and West Bloomfield (three major business and residential suburbs), you'd think that someone would have fixed it by now.

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    2. Re:Nanny filters by theaveng · · Score: 1

      >>>Canucks tickets... Kike Transportation... Big Beaver at exit #69

      I have known some liberal asses.

      Later after I got out of college, I had chance to actually speak to some liberals, and they strongly argued that such teams/companies should be forced to rename themselves to non-offensive terms. i.e. The Canucks should be censored & forced to call themselves the Canadians.

      I find it ironic that a person calling himself "liberal" demands censorship. That sounds like an old pro-monarch, conservative position to me... the opposite of liberal ideals of freedom.

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  102. Sensible suggestion... Re:Eyeglasses? by bratwiz · · Score: 1

    This makes sense actually when you think about it.

    Glasses for people who need them.

    White canes and seeing eye dogs for people that need them.

    And a GREAT BIG red-letter MORON tattooed right across the forehead for 99% of the assholes on the road.

  103. Take two pictures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Put my smiley on my driver's license, put the frown in the file for the face recognition.

    What the hell is wrong with these people's brains?

  104. Next up... by tbns05 · · Score: 1

    Next they'll release a several hundred page paper trying to legally define a 'smile.' "I'm not smiling, my face looks this way normally!"

  105. Infrared? Multispectral imaging? by garyebickford · · Score: 1

    I wonder if how well infrared, terahertz or microwave imaging would strip the facial hair? If so, then next gen scanners will probably incorporate 'multispectral' imaging. Add low level microwave (radar), generate a complete 3D model of the head shape. That would probably be harder to fake than any facial thing.

    Of course, the cost would be trivial... Not.

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  106. That Means the Software Doesn't Work by Arsynic · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If I were Indiana, I would tell the developers to go back to the drawing board because the software doesn't meet the requirement of actually WORKING in a practical way.

  107. To be more precise... by tjstork · · Score: 0, Troll

    Fascism is defined by extreme nationalism and a disregard for basic human rights

    Facism is an undemocratic military model applied to the entire state. Each person is a soldier of the state and the thought is that this would be more efficient, as armies were thought to be efficient. It follows that there is an extreme nationalism and disregard for human rights, largely because the view of the state as a single giant army generally leads to wars.

    SO... you have a giant state, everyone is a soldier, and from the top on down, and there is no accountability or information flows from the bottom up. Everything is strictly top down. This arrangement has nothing to do with who owns what corporation, or even the entire state owning everything. It is the combination of the lack of citizen powers, the lack of accountability, the view of the entire state as an army, all culminating in absolute power for a leader who assumes the legislative, executive and judicial powers, that makes a facist state.

    While its certainly vogue to claim that the USA is going fascist (when Bush was in office-I'm sure we'll here equally ridiculous claims about Obama going communist once he's sworn in), the dividing line here is that Bush does not have the legislative and judiciary power in his hands. Granted, the American President does have a great deal of power relative to the divided system of President and Prime Minister in parliamentary systems, but, he's still limited constitutionally in that he cannot spend money or wage wars without the approval of the Congress, and he has little say in the process of amending the US Constitution. And, in any case, he's only allowed to serve two terms, must be elected and then re-elected and then he's done.

    By contrast, Hitler was both the head of state, and the prime minister. After the "Enabling Act" passed the Reichstag, Hitler was legally allowed to do -anything-. He could arbitrarily declare war on another country, which no US President could do. He could also set budgets and manage the spending of the Reich, which no US President could do. And, he had wide powers of arrest and harrasment that a US President does not have.

    Perhaps the easy way to test a dictatorship would be to see what happens to the dictators enemies. Presently, in the USA, the political enemies of the President wind up getting rich and famous, whereas in NAZI Germany, they wound up in Dachau, assuming they were not all executed in the various purges that took place as Hitler gained power.

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    1. Re:To be more precise... by jackbird · · Score: 1
      And, he had wide powers of arrest and harrasment that a US President does not have.

      Except for the 'enemy combatant' nonsense Bush II arrogated for himself.

    2. Re:To be more precise... by tjstork · · Score: 0, Troll

      Except for the 'enemy combatant' nonsense Bush II arrogated for himself.

      Even that's not a "wide" power. When I'm talking "wide" power, I'm talking about a Hitlerian edict to round up and hang a few hundred people on a dime and then dial up some popcorn and giggle at them in home movies.

      You have to remember, that, at his peak, the Fuhrer was flat out killing ten times as many people as there are in Gitmo, every day. That's a good fascist.

      The real question is, would you say Stalin was a fascist more than a communist? I mean, yeah, he went through the motion of the five year plans and the whole communist enterprise... and he had a greater degree of economic control than even the Nazis had over their industry... but, he was a strongman, had absolute power, went less in favor of the idea of global communism and more in favor of mother russia (there's the nationalism), and followed it up with loads of killing.

      I'd say the most recent fascist out there might be Saddam? Mubarak in Egypt? Can't decide.

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  108. In Canada... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are you kidding me? Why all the complaining? Here in Canada, specifically in Saskatchewan, we've had the "no-smiling" rule on licenses and passports for quite a while. It's not that big of a deal. It also provides some pretty funny pictures on people's licenses. You can laugh at your friend's 4 year old picture when he looks like he's about to kill someone.

  109. Don't forget to smile... by Pedrito · · Score: 1

    Apparently new facial recognition software being employed by the state fails to function when the face is distorted by something as innocuous as smiling.

    So what should the educated criminal take from this? Remember to smile when committing your crimes and they'll never catch you with the facial recognition code!

  110. Now Everyone Will Look Like a Criminal! by emarks · · Score: 1

    This is obviously just a way for cops to more easily arrest the wrong person. If Suzzy looks like a serial killer in her photo then it will be easier on the conscience to assume she did it, rather than looking elsewhere. If I have learned anything from TV crime shows, happy people never commit crimes!

  111. Already done in Alberta by BlindSpot · · Score: 1

    This recently became required in Alberta (that's a province of Canada for you ignorant types) where I live.

    Of course I didn't know this I went into renew my driver's licence. It was just after a weekend and I'd been working around the house and hadn't shaved in over a day, but I didn't think they'd need a new picture and I'd kept putting it off so I decided to get it over with. Sure enough, they tell me they have new rules and need a new photo with no smile. Oh and then she said my glasses were "obscuring my eyes" so those would have to go too.

    So now my driver's licence has a photo of me looking somewhat disheveled in no glasses with thick whiskers, as opposed to how I'd normally look - clean-shaven with glasses. They never said anything about facial recognition software, but if that was the intent then I'd like to know how it can be effective by using this picture of me looking nothing like I normally do!

  112. OT: Missouri in the Civil War by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...during the Civil War Indiana was a US state while Missouri was a confederate state.

    Actually, Missouri was part of the Union throughout the Civil War, although Missouri's situation during the war was more complex. No big deal, it's a common misconception. In my own family ancestry from Missouri, there were both Union and Confederate sympathizers. The roles of various Missouri militias during the war is of particular interest to historians.

    - T

  113. obligatory... haven't seen this posted yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://richprosperity.com/2008/11/23/share-this-with-anyone-that-needs-to-smile-today/

  114. Meh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    3 Words...Get Better Software.

  115. Same thing for Canadian Passport by Calyth · · Score: 1

    Guess the Canadian Passport uses the same software?

    I don't see what is the big deal, other than the whole biometric tracking thing.

  116. already the case for EU passports... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At least in France, when you renew your passport, you have to provide a photograph where you close your mouth and you don't smile. (And they DO refuse a smiling photo, believe me, I tried.) This is explained in all the small photo boothes in subway and railways stations.

  117. Now they blew it by anorlunda · · Score: 2, Funny

    The secret is out. From now on, if you ever commit a crime in Illinois within range of a surveillance camera, be sure to smile as you do it.

    1. Re:Now they blew it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, Illinois is implementing a system similar to the Indiana one under discussion?

  118. Brilliant! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's all part of a DHS disinformation campaign. The terrorists will hear that facial recognition software won't work if you're smiling. At the same time, the TSA is making air travel so miserable, NO ONE is smiling. Hence, in the future, the TSA need merely arrest all smiling people at the airport.

  119. Hmmm... by catdevnull · · Score: 1

    So, if you're committing a crime, be sure to smile and make silly faces.

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  120. The corollary of this is that if you smile by sonciwind · · Score: 1

    all the time otherwise, you can never be facially recognized based on the evil government's drivers license record of you. What I can't understand is the need for the law. Who the hell can smile after hanging out at the DMV for any amount of time?

  121. Re:As an Indiana resident... What if CA is weaker? by davidsyes · · Score: 1

    What if I WANT a Washington State ID for the benefit of not getting a passport (not that I *do not* want to get one, but this might be a scenario for those who never intend to travel outside US borders to another country other than Mexico or Canada), but also want to make sure that it is severally times harder to be an ID theft victim. Currently, at least in 2003, when i moved to Oregon, the obtained my California ID and plates and issued me new ID within 30 minutes of proving my California ID and passing the Oregon DMV test, Oregon took my CA ID. There was a reciprocal program between the two states to combat fraud, where, in order to obtain an Oregon state ID one HAD to surrender their California (and, I presume the same applies to other bordering states) ID/DL.

    A year later, I returned to CA due to inability to find work in OR. But, DMV in CA wanted to take my ID. But, i'd started a business in Oregon (in name, but nothing in activity managed to take off) and wanted a way to continue a chain of ID proof other than SSN card, tax returns and such. My Oregon DMV/DL was what i chose because it was what i presented to various county and state agencies. But, California DMV then wanted to punch a HOLE in the DOB. I balked because if my bank in Oregon felt uneasy, then they might deny me access to my accounts if all i had for proof was a damaged/voided state ID. I suggested to DMV that they let or make me to -- in the presence of one or more DMV officers -- write on the back of my Oregon "NOT A VALID ID IN THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA/FOR ID CONTINUITY PURPOSES ONLY". They kinda reacted like, "Hmmph, pretty savvy. OK, we'll buy that", and they let me keep my Oregon ID. Besides, it was a cool piece of plastic and was more impressive to me than the CA ID. Besides, i liked the BLUE color instead of the orange/yellow...

    But, i kinda LIKE the extra steps the Washington system takes. If I go there and then stay for 30 days to become a resident, and can prove "intent" to become a resident, obtain a WA state ID, then return to CA or go to another state, i'd expect a database to show the applications and approvals, along with my face.

    It should not be a crime or misdmeanor to possess multiple IDs, so long as the holder of multiple IDs declares, presents, and allows inventory/logging of each so that they are on notice to not commit fraud, and it also could help keep such people off lists of persons of interest because it could be deemed the person is trying to be as above board as possible. The fewer false hits in a database, the better. This could be a way to reduce false hits in national, disparate databases that are going to be merged anyway at some point.

    Now, why a smile would be a problem is beyond me. They SEEM to be retaining multiple images, so they can simply compare facial structure points of ALL the pics. It could serve to flag individuals who get cosmetic surgery trying to become an invented person.

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  122. Nostril recognition by careysb · · Score: 1

    I'm tall enough (6'2") and the DMV cameras are mounted low enough that it seems like my photo is taken looking up my nostrils. Nostril recognition anyone?

  123. Re:Sometimes they want glasses, sometimes they don by thebear05 · · Score: 1

    of course they already had a picture without glasses

  124. Driver's License Prank? by Safety+Cap · · Score: 1

    Sorry, it has already been done (to great success, I might add).

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  125. THANK YOU!! by Plugh · · Score: 1

    Crap like this gives people a nice prod, pushing them to join the Free State Project.

  126. Driver license photo as an mugshot. by Neanderthal+Ninny · · Score: 1

    Maybe they should tell that to Tom Delay...
    Most celebrities seems to know that not to smile for ID photos/mugshots, except for a few like Tom Delay and Bill Gates.
    http://crime.about.com/od/history/a/mug_shots.htm

  127. open your eyes by tacokill · · Score: 1

    Did you ever consider that was the design from the beginning?

    Now they have both.

  128. DMV face obfuscation contest by deodiaus2 · · Score: 1

    I will go in after a night of heavy drinking, unshaven, and get stung by a couple of bees "at critical points", and pop a couple of zits, as well as put a drop of an allergic pollen in my left nostril. Maybe even put on lots of weight beforehand and stuff cotton balls in my cheeks like Marlon Brando did for "The Godfather". Can anyone think of any other natural things I can do? You heard of the C obfuscation contest. Maybe we can form the DMV face obfuscation contest.

  129. Make up? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder what the laws about make-up are?

    A well trained makeup artist (or any girl over the age of 15) is able to greatly distort the shape of his or her facial features using intelligent shading and highlighting make-up techniques. It's easy to make a large nose appear smaller; eyes appear bigger, smaller, or deeper set.

    If even a smile bothers this machine, I'm sure makeup completely throws it off. Not to mention colored contact lens.

  130. Goverment Tracking by terryjamesduffy · · Score: 1

    The government wants to be able to track you aka Minority Report.

  131. Move Over Tin Foil Hat by hksdot · · Score: 0

    Every good paranoid citizen needs a syringe of botox to keep him safe from the gub'ment.

  132. Brought to you by republican mitch the bitch by mrmeval · · Score: 1

    http://mrmeval.is-a-geek.net/~mrmeval/images/humor/MyManBitch.jpeg

    I can paste a shit load for my comment. Lameness filter nullified

    Don't flash a toothy smile, don't wear your glasses and don't wear a hat or head scarf while you're getting your photo taken for an Indiana driver's license or identification card.

    The Indiana Bureau of Motor Vehicles last month rolled out a new set of rules governing how people must be photographed on their driver's license photos.

    No, the rules aren't designed to make driver's license photos -- which already had a reputation for being unflattering -- even worse.

    Rather, the BMV is making the photographs uniform so their facial recognition software can be its most effective in spotting fraudulent license applications.

    A person's new photograph will be compared against old photographs on file -- more than 6 million dating back at least eight years -- to protect customers from identity fraud, said Ron Stiver, BMV commissioner.

    "We take very seriously our responsibility to help protect the personal identity of Hoosiers, and the employment of this innovative technology is yet another important step forward in doing just that," Stiver said.

    BMV Communications Director Dennis Rosebrough said if a criminal went to get a driver's license under his name, the criminal's photograph would be compared to an old photograph of Rosebrough and the BMV could be alerted the next day that the two don't match.

    Rosebrough said the new technology is just an advancement of what the BMV already was doing. BMV employees always have looked at the old photo of a person to see if it looked like the person seeking a new license.

    The facial recognition software might raise privacy issues, Rosebrough acknowledged. The BMV could give police a photo of a wanted person and that person could be arrested going through an airport where facial recognition software is used.

    But Rosebrough said the BMV has long cooperated with law enforcement to provide photos and information that leads to arrests.

    The bottom line, Rosebrough said, is that in this day of identity theft and fraud, "We believe it's our responsibility to assure all Hoosiers the credentials we issue ... are as accurate as possible." He said Indiana is one of about 20 states using the technology.

    Rosebrough said BMV customers can petition to leave on headdresses in photographs for religious reasons and can petition to have a nonphoto license or identification card. Overall, the rule changes have been implemented without a hitch.

    "We've really had minimal issues," Rosebrough said.

    "If people understand why we're doing something, our experience is the great, great majority of our customers say 'fine, we get it.' "

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  133. What about religion? by argStyopa · · Score: 1

    What about religious garb?

    Or is this ACTUALLY a circuitous way to fight the tide of court rulings allowing people (muslim women) to wear a full hijab(?) on ID pictures, revealing only pretty much their eyes, on the grounds that their religion prohibits them from displaying more of their faces?

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    1. Re:What about religion? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Then you don't get the privilege to drive.
      You're welcome to walk or take public transportation.

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    2. Re:What about religion? by argStyopa · · Score: 1

      Believe me, I don't disagree with you - I think it's an idiotic hyperextension of already-absurd political correctness. I'm just wondering aloud if this is their way to get around that by saying that 'nobody can have anything on their face' thus making it not solely a muslim/nonmuslim issue.

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  134. 10yrs later by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The first couple times they rewrote the BMV software it didn't run at all.

  135. Georges by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This has been in place for all identity cards/passports/driver licenses for several years in France.