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  1. Re:DANGER! on The LCD Panel vs. The Crossbow · · Score: 0

    in soviet russia, monitors shoot crossbowdarts at you?!

  2. Re:Are people really this stupid? on Home Made Star Wars Movie Injury · · Score: 0
    obligatory Dark Helmet quote:

    "Now you know that Evil will always triumph, bacause good is dumb!"

    Yes, unfortunately people are THAT stupid.

  3. Re:A penny an email will keep the Spammer Away on Microsoft Researchers on Stopping Spam · · Score: 0
    A penny an email?

    and who should pay for all the billions of daily transactions of pennies?
    I think you'll find it costs somewhat more than a penny to transfer a penny.

  4. Re:I'll switch on Forbes Predicts 5% Desktop Share for Apple in 2005 · · Score: 0
    Why switch?

    Rather: add a MAC to the collection?
    I'm running a windows/FreeBSD laptop, a MAC powerbook (OS X), 2x desktops with windows & FreeBSD, and 2 servers running FreeBSD.

    I don't own a IPod, nor am I planning on buying one.
    Nor am I planning to switch solely to any one platform/OS.

    Why should I?

    I'm a geek, I thrive on all platforms, though I prefer one (FreeBSD)

    I'm no a Gates/Jobs fanboy, I just use what's available, when it's available, for the given job.

  5. Re:Clippy on Microsoft Robots to Watch Kids · · Score: 1, Funny
    "Hi kid! It looks like you are peeing, do you want me to help?"

    yeah, give it Michael Jackson's voice instead,
    that'll really freak the parents out.

  6. Re:How is this legal? on Human Animal Hybrid Created in Lab · · Score: 0
    to hell with this, how 'bout they make a human with a mousebrain?

    Lots of stupid people running around and...

    oh, nevermind that too...

  7. Re:Easy... on How Do You Deal w/ User Induced Stress? · · Score: 0
    I go with the percussional learning curve.
    The more you scream at the lusers and beat them with a 4 by 4, the more they learn.

    ofcourse, being a frontline techsup going on the 7'th year now, I'm not in danger of getting stress-related problems again, as I've had them all, already.
    At this point in my life, I probably wouldn't even blink at a nuclear holocaust, if it incurred during workhours, that is.

  8. strange primate? on A New Species Of Giant Ape? · · Score: 1, Funny

    strange primate?
    kills lions?
    ...
    I think they're called Home Sapiens, they've been around for a while.

    maybe if we give them an infinite number of typewriters, they'll recreate the source for windows?

  9. 14 days? baah on Experiment Cuts Off Online Junkies from Internet · · Score: 1

    I work for an ISP, 14 days without internet access is called vacation!