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Human Animal Hybrid Created in Lab

guanno writes "National Geographic has an article stating that... "Scientists have begun blurring the line between human and animal by producing chimeras--a hybrid creature that's part human, part animal."

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  1. Eh..? by KinkifyTheNation · · Score: 1, Funny
    Nothing for you to see here. Please move along.
    Damn, looks like the FBI got to it first!
    1. Re:Eh..? by (negative+video) · · Score: 3, Funny

      Fool! You fell for a Jedi mind trick!

    2. Re:Eh..? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Chimeras are not a new concept; my high school biology textbook mentions the technique, and it's 11 years old now. I suspect that human chimeras have been tried before. Being first on the record isn't the same as being first.

    3. Re:Eh..? by fresh27 · · Score: 1

      oh shut up. we dont ignore every other significant experiment, discovery, etc, just because someone may have already done it.

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    4. Re:Eh..? by manJerk · · Score: 2, Interesting

      wait a min here... lest we forget that humans are animals. so, they are cross breeding animals with animals... thats unheard of! just a bad way of wording things.

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  2. Human / Animal Hybrids? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh great. Here come the furries.

    1. Re:Human / Animal Hybrids? by ZorinLynx · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I actually would prefer if furries remained the realm of fantasy.

      So many people hate other HUMANS who are different.. Imagine the hell that a real life "furry" would go through?

      Remember that TV series "Gary the Rat"? I'm sure it would be about 500 times worse.

      -Zorin the Lynx, but would rather stay human in real life. }:)

    2. Re:Human / Animal Hybrids? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      haha furry lol

    3. Re:Human / Animal Hybrids? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, that's a problem with humans, not with Furries.

    4. Re:Human / Animal Hybrids? by R.Caley · · Score: 1
      So many people hate other HUMANS who are different.. Imagine the hell that a real life "furry" would go through?

      I like Terry Pratchett's comment that there is no racism on the Diskworld, because speciesism is so much more satisfying.

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    5. Re:Human / Animal Hybrids? by Dougie+Cool · · Score: 0

      Funny? I'd've rated this insightful!

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    6. Re:Human / Animal Hybrids? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was thinking of Manimal. I can't believe I remember that show.

    7. Re:Human / Animal Hybrids? by Ailure · · Score: 1

      And even as a furry fan, this both scares me and excites me. Now, humans are actually a quite fragile animal themself. So I could see the need to make "hybrids" but at the same time I doubt if it's worth it. The hybrid may wind up with brain damages or sickness and probalby could die early in life, if it will live at all. And due to the human nature, I can see problems with the general acceptance of creatures that are humans but is partly an another animal. Looking back at history...

    8. Re:Human / Animal Hybrids? by draconumpb · · Score: 1

      Well you have to admit, in every internet-savvy population or community it is scientifically proven that a certain percentage of furry exists... it's just a matter of posting the right articles to bring 'em out of the woodwork.

      But, you have to admit.. it was the most interesting article this morning, don't you think?

    9. Re:Human / Animal Hybrids? by SydShamino · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Or instead of a TV series that no one has heard of, how about an example from literature? =)

      Metamorphosis

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    10. Re:Human / Animal Hybrids? by Dashing+Leech · · Score: 1

      I was thinking that they could finally make a live-action movie of the original Mighty Hercules, without cheesy CGI or claymation for Newton and Toot.

    11. Re:Human / Animal Hybrids? by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      You mean like this?

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    12. Re:Human / Animal Hybrids? by Baikala · · Score: 1

      Yea, it ran around the same time as The Incredible Man and Automan. Those 3 where really cool geek shows.

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    13. Re:Human / Animal Hybrids? by BananaPeel · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think an article on Furries might have been more useful than the pile of alarmist crap written in the article. Really where do these people think their medical research comes from? What amuses me is that they even quote someone saying you don't need to do these kind of experiments as you could simulate them in a computer.. Hands up how many /. readers believe this is true. In fact hands up how many of you believe we really understand biology... The truth is we are only just starting to comprehend what is happening, especially at the cellular level. The big question in this article is "should we toy with nature" First I would question well what is natural about the way you live your life.. everything around you comes from completly screwing with nature or dominating/ exploting some other species. There are risks in creating new strains of life yes.. but probably more risk from the chemicals in your household cleaners which have scarsely been tested. Should we ethically toy with genetics. Personally I don't have a problem with it. Furries have a right to live too you know

    14. Re:Human / Animal Hybrids? by Mr+Z · · Score: 1

      Gawd... Automan. "On a scale of 1 to 10, you can think of me as 11." Amusing, but only because he looked like Tron.

    15. Re:Human / Animal Hybrids? by Tacky+the+Penguin · · Score: 1

      So many people hate other HUMANS who are different.. Imagine the hell that a real life "furry" would go through?

      It might just have the opposite effect. With someone like Florence Ambrose (an anthropomorphic wolf) running around, the difference between standard humans might suddenly become less important. Without the prejudices that have been passed down for generations, the furries may have it easier than some races have it now. After all, there would be a good number of people who make it a point to welcome the diversity -- and it'll be easy for them to do so because they won't have to fight prejudices that were taught to them from early childhood.

      Maybe now Tacky the Penguin can come out of hiding.

    16. Re:Human / Animal Hybrids? by Post · · Score: 1
      Imagine the hell that a real life "furry" would go through

      While this is (and hopefully will stay) on the Fantasy side of things, there is a cycle of Science Fiction stories by Cordwainer Smith dealing with such "underpeople". Amazing stuff, exotic even by SF standards and written in a beautiful style. Though those stories are set in a far and sometimes bizarre future, I am afraid Smith got pretty close to how man would treat chimeras (or in this case: animals with improved intelligence).

    17. Re:Human / Animal Hybrids? by LucBorg · · Score: 1

      "No one knows what rights hybrids may have" Well I'm sure there are more than enough people in the US to sort that out. I am ofcourse referring to lawyers.

    18. Re:Human / Animal Hybrids? by Panther_Wyvern · · Score: 1

      Or, for those with no money to spend on a work that's in public domain, anyway...

      Metamorphosis

      I don't know if that's a good example or not, though - a giant cockroach with a human brain? Forget Kafka, these guys would be our masters.

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  3. How is this legal? by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I thought there were laws against that kind of thing.

    Research is one thing... actually creating hybrids (which will inevitably has a short and painful life) is really sick.

    1. Re:How is this legal? by bagel2ooo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'm certain that the cost/pain ratio to people is variant as any other. There are likely places that would have little to no issue with this if it gave enough of an insight into scientific discovery. I do not stand for this under my personal moral code, however, if some group does this and people benefit from it, I will be glad for the superior knowledge all around.

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    2. Re:How is this legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Why? Because it doesn't meet YOUR beliefs?
      Chimaeras aren't new - this sensationlist story is obscuring the fact that we've been moving in this direction for a while. And if America wants to meet its need for organs for transplantation, we are going to keep moving down this, and similar, roads of inquiry.

      Xenotransplantation - look into it. If we can't get enough organs from current humans, and we can't get them from stem cell research (being hindered in the States at least), then one other alternative is to get them from animals like pigs - and to prevent rejection, we will have to humanise the organs. That will involve many different approaches, and one of those is more interspecies gene transfer and replacement.

    3. Re:How is this legal? by TWX · · Score: 1

      Aw, how are we going to get the kangaroo dudes from Tank Girl if we don't do this!?

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    4. Re:How is this legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Better go shoot all the ones that pop up in nature then. Off you go, best get rid of 'em.

    5. Re:How is this legal? by blincoln · · Score: 5, Insightful

      actually creating hybrids (which will inevitably has a short and painful life) is really sick.

      The article (and Slashdot summary) are pretty sensationalistic.

      These aren't experiments where half human, half animals are created. They're things like engineering mice with human brain cells, or pigs with human organs.

      Of course, that won't stop ridiculous hippie and religious activists from breaking out the torches and pitchforks because TEH SCIENTISTS ARE RAPING MOTHER NATURE AND BABY JESUS WITH THEIR UNNATURAL AND THEREFORE MORALLY REPREHENSIBLE EXPERIMENTS ad nauseum. There are even some quoted in the article.

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    6. Re:How is this legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Research is one thing... actually creating hybrids (which will inevitably has a short and painful life) is really sick.

      Mules and tangelos don't seem like sick, painful, short-lived abominations to me. Well, tangelos are short-lived around me...they're rather tasty.

    7. Re:How is this legal? by boisepunk · · Score: 1, Troll

      Typical liberal thinking.

      Laws do little to stop action. Just because you make a law against something, it doesn't mean you're going to stop it (in fact, you might encourage it).

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    8. Re:How is this legal? by shoolz · · Score: 1

      From the RTFA department

      For example, faulty human heart valves are routinely replaced with ones taken from cows and pigs. The surgery--which makes the recipient a human-animal chimera--is widely accepted

    9. Re:How is this legal? by anagama · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I so wish I had mod points. I for one, appreciate your voice of reason .... sadly, it will be a minority position. I find it dissapointing how even slashdot tends toward a luddit anti-tech position if the knowledge even remotely touches on biology.

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    10. Re:How is this legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      liberal thinking? then what are conservatives thinking when they want to ban (either through laws or constitutional amendments) gay marriage and abortions?

      Abortions especially, are conservatives naive enough to think that by outlawing abortions there will be none ever performed on us soil? sure worked with prohibition

    11. Re:How is this legal? by cmallinson · · Score: 5, Insightful
      These aren't experiments where half human, half animals are created. They're things like engineering mice with human brain cells, or pigs with human organs.

      For the most part, you are correct. However, the article does mention that the goals of one of the studies is to create mice with 100% human brains. He said he intended to terminate the mouse before birth, and look for signs of human cognitive activity. If this experiment succeeds in producing human cognitive thought in a mouse, we most certainly have an issue.

    12. Re:How is this legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a difference with gay marraige, bub. The fight isn't over the act itself (they can go do it all they want), but rather the legal recognition of it.
      And for abortion, it's all about PREVENTION, not suing someone for aborting a fetus. Maybe you should pay attention to some things sometimes.

    13. Re:How is this legal? by MightyMartian · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why? A mouse with a brain that is genetically human is hardly making a mouse that has a human brain. Come one now. It's the wiring that counts, as mouse and human brains are made very largely of the same kinds of tissues.

      Unfortunately the yuck factor always plays here, and valuable research can be stopped because of misunderstandings and the hee-bee-jeebies.

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    14. Re:How is this legal? by El+Torico · · Score: 1
      "Laws do little to stop action."

      On the other hand, laws backed up by quick, harsh enforcement stop a lot of actions.

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    15. Re:How is this legal? by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      Not true at all.

      It's illegal to murder - are you more likely to do it?

      It's illegal to rape a child - are you more likely to do it?

      Laws are *extremely* important for defining the boundaries of what is right and wrong. Without them you get everyone making up their own rules.

    16. Re:How is this legal? by merdark · · Score: 1

      So you think that a brain the size of a pea can be even close in thought process to a human brain?

    17. Re:How is this legal? by rzebram · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, if this experiment proceeds in producing human cognitive thought in a mouse, we'll start having better lawyers and politicians. That's what you should be worried about.

    18. Re:How is this legal? by hayden · · Score: 5, Funny
      If this experiment succeeds in producing human cognitive thought in a mouse, we most certainly have an issue.
      Damn straight. Think of all the web developers/middle managers that will lose their jobs.
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    19. Re: How is this legal? by Black+Parrot · · Score: 5, Funny


      > However, the article does mention that the goals of one of the studies is to create mice with 100% human brains.

      And the other mouse will be called "Pinky".

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    20. Re:How is this legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny
      Why? A mouse with a brain that is genetically human is hardly making a mouse that has a human brain.
      I beg to differ. Come, Pinky, we must prepare for tomorrow night. We will engineer humans with mouse brains and TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!

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    21. Re:How is this legal? by Megaslow · · Score: 4, Funny
      If it works for half of Slashd....

      Oh, nevermind.

    22. Re:How is this legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      typical liberal thinking

      This is not 'typical liberal thinking.' 'Liberals' are generally pro-drug-legalization for example. There are cases in which it is efficacious to make something illegal, and other cases in which it is not. There is no golden rule, hopefully regardless of political persuasion. The world is not so black and white.

    23. Re:How is this legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, too easy. Too easy.

    24. Re:How is this legal? by 1u3hr · · Score: 4, Insightful
      If this experiment succeeds in producing human cognitive thought in a mouse, we most certainly have an issue.

      Considering the size of mice's skulls, I think the term "cognitive activity" was chosen with care and is far, far from "cognitive thought" you've assumed. If such animals were allowed to be born (the researcher plans to kill them before then) they'd be unlikely to be super smart mice, but more likely pretty dumb compared to other mice); we're smarter mostly because we have brains a few thousand times larger than mice, not because of any special virtue of our brain tissue, and our brain cells are certainly not going to be optimal for controlling a mouse's body and living as a mouse.

    25. Re:How is this legal? by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      Typical liberal thinking. Laws do little to stop action. Just because you make a law against something, it doesn't mean you're going to stop it (in fact, you might encourage it).

      1) "Liberal thinking"? So for instance the "War on Drugs" is a product of liberal thinking?
      2) Laws would be effective in cutting off most of the funding; however, they obviously wouldn't be effective world wide.

    26. Re: How is this legal? by Kris_J · · Score: 1
      Black Parrot wins the thread.

      "Ooh, and here, out of the mists of history, the legendary Esquilax, the horse with the head of a rabbit, and the body of a rabbit. Oh, look! It's galloping away!"

    27. Re:How is this legal? by miu · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Typical liberal thinking.

      Uhm, no. It is typical authoritarian thinking which tends to be indulged in by most people.

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    28. Re:How is this legal? by Reckless+Visionary · · Score: 1

      Um, the reason I don't kill people or rape children is not that there are laws against doing so. . .is that what you're suggesting?

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    29. Re:How is this legal? by lpret · · Score: 1, Troll
      Wait, what reason?

      It is not a luddite attitude that makes me scared about this area, it's the fact that (as scifi as this sounds) it could be introduced by the Chinese gov't (or heck, our own) as a new military. Can you imagine how crazy that would be? These are questions that are actually fully legit right now since we haven't decided the repercussions of what we're doing now. It's similar to cloning, we don't want to do something that our children's children will regret.

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    30. Re:How is this legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Courts have ruled government has no authority to determine what is morally correct.

    31. Re:How is this legal? by Arysh · · Score: 1
      I'm not sure what exactly makes this so terribly sick.

      Now, I'm not going to claim I'm entirely happy about it, but the fact is that a lot of rather unpleasant things need to be done in order to further scientific understanding. Especially when you consider that some of these hybrid experiments are to avoid having to use full humans as test subjects (gotta wait for another Hitler for that to be legal, unfortunately...), and when you also consider that a greater understanding of biology could benefit everyone, humans and animals alike... suddenly it's not quite so sick.

      Incidentally, I'm a second year university student that switched from biology to computer science earlier this month. One of the many reasons that I switched was that I found myself unable to stomach dissecting or otherwise harming any creature. I mean, I'm the kind of person who feels bad pouring amoeba-containing water down the drain. However, I still understand the necessity of doing some harm for the common gain. I guess it's a case of the ends justifying the means... and the only thing that anyone can do is make the means as painless as possible for all involved.

      By the way, if growing human brains inside mice, for example, led the way to a cure for some widespread debilitating mental illness, would you still think it wrong? If that research led to a way to reduce suffering in other lab mice, would you think the same way? Just something to think about.

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    32. Re:How is this legal? by laughingcoyote · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Back under the bridge, troll.

      I am entirely a liberal, and entirely support this type of research, so long as it is sensibly and carefully controlled. Of course, at some point, there might be ethical issues raised, but let's be a little sensible here. Putting a human gene sequence or two into a mouse does not make that mouse some sort of "mini-human".

      I could argue that it's typical conservative thinking that it's "tampering with God's order", and besides that, these scientists are considering -gasp- performing an abortion. Really, it has nothing to do with either-it is pro-progress thinkers vs. scared Luddites. And scared Luddites exist on -both- sides of the political spectrum.

      Contrary to popular (and apparently your) belief, "liberal" is a DIFFERING OPINION, not a swear word. It is a philosophy, not a negative epithet. Not all idiots are liberals. (Don't believe me? Listen to Rush Limbaugh.) Granted, some are. (I've heard Michael Moore.) However, Rush Limbaugh and Michael Moore -both- fill their place very effectively-they convince those who are too dumb and sheeplike to examine an issue and form a real opinion. Once again, those people exist on BOTH sides of the liberal/conservative line, and form the majority of Americans now.

      And intelligent people exist in both camps, as well. I've met many intelligent conservatives. Demonizing your opposition, however, makes you look more like a rabble-rouser. That is not the way to an informed, reasonable debate.

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    33. Re:How is this legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A human brain the size of a pea probably wouldn't have much intelligence or consciousness, however,
      would it be the size of a pea? Is the size of the brain determined by the DNA that determines the skull size or does the DNA of the brain determine it's own size and the skull adapts. The mouses body probably wouldn't support a large brain so maybe it would remain the size of a pea or maybe the chimera would just die. Who we don't know, so let's let it develop and learn from it. I know one thing from owning a dog though. Animals do have intelligence, they do have emotions and they do have consciousness and I suspect it is somewhat proportional to the size of the brain but I think the DNA or layout/wiring of brains in some species
      can allow it to do more with less. Perhaps if a parrot had a brain the size of our brains it would be for more intelligent than any of us?

    34. Re:How is this legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I find it dissapointing how even slashdot tends toward a luddit anti-tech position if the knowledge even remotely touches on biology.

      I think slashdot probably has the same percentage of anti-biotech nuts to the rest as any group does, but there's probably fewer people that are as actively for the biotech advancements as other sciences listed on slashdot.

      I think if we could over clock a stemcell, people would be more interested

    35. Re:How is this legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aw cmon, we could just have a reality show, 'Growing up Mouse'. I'm sure that everyone would love the show and it , being the subject, would be forever accepted and loved in our society.

    36. Re:How is this legal? by Dizzle · · Score: 4, Insightful

      How do you feel about research obtained from torturing people during the Holocaust. I, for the most part, agree with what you're saying, but using information that was obtained through torture is still an issue for me. One side of me says that the research is there and there's no reason not to use it, but another part says that using it just says that there was some valid reason to torture those people. I presume issues like this will become more and more common as the line between human and animal (yes I know humans are animals) becomes more blurred.

      Also, I read in the article that they're thinking of making a mouse with a human brain? I'm wondering a couple things. A) Is this mouse-person going to have the same experience as a human would, albeit in a mouse's body? Will this hybrid respond to things the same way a human would? B) When do we consider these things human? A human brain in a different organism's body sounds enough like a human to me. If anyone could shed some light on A) or has a legal definition or something for B), fire away!

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    37. Re: How is this legal? by Lisandro · · Score: 1

      For Pete's sake, someone mod this guy up!

    38. Re:How is this legal? by miu · · Score: 1
      And intelligent people exist in both camps, as well.

      Political orthodoxy tends to distrust intelligent people because they are all too often open to discussion of "sacred topics". The idiocy of those with an opposite opinion is an article of faith to most people.

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    39. Re:How is this legal? by rishistar · · Score: 2, Funny

      I don't get that. Why has it been modded funny?

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    40. Re:How is this legal? by hlee · · Score: 5, Insightful
      ... create mice with 100% human brains ... If this experiment succeeds in producing human cognitive thought in a mouse, we most certainly have an issue.

      Does that mean it's wrong to strive towards true AI? Why is it more ethical to create intelligence in a machine rather than in some human chimera?

      In any case, it seems inevitable that at some point in our future, we will have to deal with a non-human intelligence. Whether it is of our construction seems irrelevant. The nature of sentience, and the concept of humanity shouldn't be tied to our physical form anyway.

    41. Re:How is this legal? by bigpat · · Score: 1

      Anyone remember this mouse? The one with the human ear growing on the back...

      This is old news:
      http://tlc.discovery.com/convergence/superh uman/ph oto/zoom_03.html

    42. Re:How is this legal? by whm · · Score: 1

      If this experiment succeeds in producing human cognitive thought in a mouse, we most certainly have an issue.

      The issue we'll have is that this threatens the premise of superior human conciousness, calling question to things like souls and God and such. Accomplishments like this threaten concepts that much of our race hold very dear.

    43. Re:How is this legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is it guaranteed that the mouse will die? There is only so much room for the brain to grow.. so it's not like we're talking about a full-fledged human brain.. it will be mouse-sized.

      This would give a lot of information about what our brains are capable of in a smaller size... since it will be made of the same exact stuff. Birds have small heads and they are smart.. but that is bird brain, not human brain. The mouse with a human brain would be an apples vs apples comparison.

      Somehow, though.. I expect that if it did survive it wouldn't be as mentally capable as a real mouse.

    44. Re:How is this legal? by minus_273 · · Score: 0

      wait, if it has human cognitive activity and is killed before birth, how is that any different from an abortion?

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    45. Re:How is this legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Killing any fetus before birth is an abortion. Pregnant dogs (aka "bitches") can have abortions.

    46. Re:How is this legal? by MoreDruid · · Score: 1
      yes... and there are countries where people are treated as animals. For example in China where researchers have succeeded in this project.

      This might well be a breakthrough for medical science. We create a lifeform to test new medicine or maybe even "tweak" the cells to let them become more resistant to certain diseases and harvest those cells for implantation in real humans.
      As for the short and painful life, how is this different from the current batch of animals being used in laboratories? I'd rather see a specifically designed lifeform being used for this than a real animal.

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    47. Re:How is this legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I really don't fucking care. HOw the fuck do you know their life will be short and painful? So fucking what anyhow?

      The thought of slashdotters gives me some alarm...

    48. Re:How is this legal? by syukton · · Score: 4, Funny

      One of the many over-used sci-fi plots has been "man makes creature, creature tries to destroy man." ... it'll be nice to actually see it happen.

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    49. Re:How is this legal? by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      My sig will kick your sig's ass. I'm the anti-YOU.

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    50. Re:How is this legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It isn't fair to make mice with human intelligence. They are already smarter than the average person, why take it away

    51. Re:How is this legal? by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That's because there are a number of people on slashdot that don't really understand science or its underpinnings. Sure, they can plug a CPU into a motherboard, install a service pack, perhaps even a linux distro. But they're incapable of critical thought (especially reflective critical thought, but that's another story), and have difficulty applying reason or logic.

      Engineers with rigorous formal training are usually the first to admit that they are not scientists. Engineers with sloppy minds and little formal training think they know it all, or think that what they know in one area is easily transfered to another completely different area.

      If you the thought occurred to you that these words might apply to you, then they probably don't. If you're sure that they don't apply to you, then perhaps they do apply.

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    52. Re:How is this legal? by randallpowell · · Score: 1
      Mouse with human brain cells.

      Flowers for Algeron anyone?

    53. Re:How is this legal? by Soporific · · Score: 1
      Engineers with rigorous formal training are usually the first to admit that they are not scientists. Engineers with sloppy minds and little formal training think they know it all, or think that what they know in one area is easily transfered to another completely different area.

      If you the thought occurred to you that these words might apply to you, then they probably don't. If you're sure that they don't apply to you, then perhaps they do apply.


      The last statement struck me, and I'm not an engineer by an stretch. My reasoning is, the longer I live, the less I know. And I don't have a problem with biotech, or bioengineering but I think at some points in our technological development some checks and balances need to be in place. Not necessarily government ones, but probably more peer reviewed ones. I can see science outweighing most things in terms of sheer power, at the same time I think most scientists, engineers are concientious people. I'm buzzed. This post caught me, I hope it makes some sense.

      ~S
    54. Re:How is this legal? by Ray+Radlein · · Score: 1
      If this experiment succeeds in producing human cognitive thought in a mouse, we most certainly have an issue.
      On the other hand, their nightly efforts to take over the world could be quite amusing to watch.
    55. Re:How is this legal? by flyboy974 · · Score: 1

      How the hell did this become Insightful? We don't have an issue EVEN IF these mice somehow have human "like" brains (they won't have an IQ of 180, I promise you).

      To say this is an issue is nothing more than saying "We shouldn't let mother nature help us to develop life". Yes, we can excel life. Yes, we can mutate it much faster. But, Apes and Monkeys are WAY beyond mice already. Should we kill them all?

      The goal of an experiment like this is to determine what can and can not be developed. It will allow us to study human brain development, and diseases of the brain (Think Michael J Fox here). Even more so, this would lead us to developing stem cells which may treat human cancers after developing them in mice (And not in Humans as Bush is so convinced is wrong, even though he will need them in 10 years).

      People put the "Brain" part with continence as one to one. This isn't the case. A human brain mass would NEVER fit into a mice brain. A dog in contience of the world. It whimpers (it's version of crying) when somebody is gone, it will chew up your stuff if you leave it alone. If you are worried about mice, then kill your dog and cats now.

      But, don't worry. Bible Thumpers world wide will kill off the Ape because it's a spawn of the devil, being too much like us and able to learn sign language. OOooo.. We found intelligent life. DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

    56. Re:How is this legal? by jessecurry · · Score: 3, Insightful
      One side of me says that the research is there and there's no reason not to use it, but another part says that using it just says that there was some valid reason to torture those people.

      But, by not using the research the people who were tortured went through it for nothing. We can all agree(I hope) that the torture was a horrible act and shouldn't be something that happens in the future, but since it did we should try to at least make some good of it.

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    57. Re:How is this legal? by Horse+Rotorvator+JAD · · Score: 1

      it's the fact that (as scifi as this sounds) it could be introduced by the Chinese gov't (or heck, our own) as a new military.

      Yeah the dreaded Chinese are going to create a race of half scorpion half humans who will parachute into your home town to rape and pillage! Be scared! Its not scifi it is fully legit right now!

    58. Re:How is this legal? by fireboy1919 · · Score: 5, Informative

      because we have brains a few thousand times larger than mice, not because of any special virtue of our brain tissue, and our brain cells are certainly not going to be optimal for controlling a mouse's body and living as a mouse

      Wrong.

      Your argument at best is an oversimplification.

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    59. Re:How is this legal? by Forbman · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Sorry, the research was done. To not use it seems to be as equally as wasteful for the unwilling sacrifice made by those prisoners.

      If Japan discovered curative agents during some of the shit they pulled during WWII on American POWs, which would be more morally outrageous: disregarding whatever useful information that is in there because a few people were killed for it (thus causing even more people NOW to suffer and die when you have the solution in your hand), or cutting your losses so that others may live?

      There is so much medical knowledge that we have that has been acquired over time through means that would not make it past the ethics boards of most research institutions. To single one issue out as being too tainted just seems to be even more callous than whatever crimes were committed to get the knowledge in the first place.

      Otherwise, we would still be blood-letting people to let the "bad humours" out of their blood (Aristotle's "facts" about human biology persisted for over two hundred years, before a few criminals decided to actually start cutting open human corpses).

      A Mouse-Person will not, cannot, by definition, have the same "experience" as a human. We can't even define a uniform meaning of what the "human experience" is in the first place. Your experience is yours, mine is mine. Ultimately, it is no more or less important, or meaningful (or relevant), than my dog's experience.

      Might as well start arguing that a blastocyst is fully human. OK, if THAT is fully human, then why is an adult-derived stem cell not?

    60. Re:How is this legal? by Forbman · · Score: 1

      To which we will finally release all the alien-derived mutants from Area 51 to fight back.

    61. Re:How is this legal? by mochan_s · · Score: 1

      Good point.

      It's like saying I'm going to put a Pentium CPU into my playstation and replace the playstation CPU.

      That would make very little sense to do.

    62. Re:How is this legal? by nounderscores · · Score: 1

      And probably have really bad compatability issues with their exoskeletons causing them to crash and die untill all the bugs get worked out.

      you've been watching too much Dark Angel

    63. Re:How is this legal? by flyingsquid · · Score: 1
      Of course, that won't stop ridiculous hippie and religious activists from breaking out the torches and pitchforks because THE SCIENTISTS ARE RAPING MOTHER NATURE AND BABY JESUS WITH THEIR UNNATURAL AND THEREFORE MORALLY REPREHENSIBLE EXPERIMENTS

      Speaching of which, would the anti-abortionists be pro or con for the termination of these chimeras after a few days in the petri dish?

    64. Re:How is this legal? by Jugalator · · Score: 1

      Research is one thing... actually creating hybrids (which will inevitably has a short and painful life) is really sick.

      Yes, very short... Starting and ending on a laboratory dish. However, I agree that it should be considered what should be allowed to do after this stage.

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    65. Re:How is this legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Engineering is knowing what to do... science is knowing where and how to look. Engineering is action, refined by observation, and science is observation, fueled by action.

    66. Re:How is this legal? by Herr_Nightingale · · Score: 1

      It worked for George Bush (well, kinda..) so perhaps it could work with other humans who desire donkey brains too

    67. Re:How is this legal? by Jugalator · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Wrong.

      Your argument at best is an oversimplification.


      These results might be because at the lower end of the scale, the correlation between brain size and body size falls apart. You simply can't have a brain where its size has no lower limit, to still control a body and its organism's behavior efficiently. We'd end up at less than a grain of sand for small organisms. :-)

      Do you think it's a coincidence only mice have this strange relation, where whales have not? I don't think so.

      So I'm pretty sure the grandparent is right anyway, if we aren't talking extremes.

      Actually, that study of a group of 10 animals is to draw conclusions like you have done is... at best an oversimplification.

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    68. Re:How is this legal? by GeorgeMcBay · · Score: 1


      we're smarter mostly because we have brains a few thousand times larger than mice, not because of any special virtue of our brain tissue, and our brain cells are certainly not going to be optimal for controlling a mouse's body and living as a mouse.


      Intelligence is a matter of brain size, eh? Elephants must be hella smart then! No wonder they never forget!

    69. Re:How is this legal? by ozmanjusri · · Score: 2, Funny

      I for one welcome our new Chinese half human scorpion pillaging parachutist overlords, if only for their entertainment value.

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    70. Re:How is this legal? by itsthebin · · Score: 1

      when the first words it utters are forty two..... Then you will have an issue. Don't get scared now.

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    71. Re:How is this legal? by RatRagout · · Score: 1

      Mixing humans and rabbits(!) actually makes me more concerned about the killer rabbits of Monty Pythons holy grail coming to life.... Bring forth the holy hand grenade!

    72. Re:How is this legal? by raehl · · Score: 2, Funny

      luddit anti-tech position if the knowledge even remotely touches on biology.

      If we can't reproduce, nobody else should be able to either.

    73. Re:How is this legal? by jim_v2000 · · Score: 2

      that won't stop ridiculous hippie and religious activists from breaking out the torches and pitchforks I don't know what you're talking about. In reality, most Christians like myself will simply shrug at this...maybe ponder what it's all about for a minute or two...then go on their merry way. Any Christian worth his salt (Biblical pun if anyone gets it) has better things to do than protest the growing of human parts inside animals. The only people who ever freak out are people who never got any attention as kids, and now need to make a big fuss to get some. I happen to think this could have great implications. Like, you could grow yourself a new spleen inside a cow or something...for all the times that you happen to need a new spleen...and then have burgers afterwards.

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    74. Re:How is this legal? by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      Wrong. Your argument at best is an oversimplification.

      Well, your characterisation of my argument is at best a simplification. I never said there was a linear relation between size of brain and intelligence. Since your link states that the human brain is 3750x the mass of a mouse's, I think it's pretty safe to say that even with much less body to supervise, that the brain function of a mouse chimera is not going to approach a normal human's; and I suspect be less than a normal mouse's. Size does matter when it's three orders of magnitude.

    75. Re:How is this legal? by Thing+1 · · Score: 1
      The nature of sentience, and the concept of humanity shouldn't be tied to our physical form anyway.

      You won't get any green aliens with that attitude, my friend...

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    76. Re:How is this legal? by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 1

      The grandparent is not necessarily right. Have a look at this.

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    77. Re:How is this legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it's pretty safe to say that even with much less body to supervise, that the brain function of a mouse chimera is not going to approach a normal human's

      Well, it's certainly safe to speculate that and I suspect that you are in fact right, but I know I don't have the data to support that as a conclusion and I doubt that you do either. It's "safe to say" a lot of things but that doesn't make you right.

    78. Re:How is this legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But, by not using the research the people who were tortured went through it for nothing.

      So then, you could go up to one of those who were tortured, if they were still alive, and thank them for their contribution to society, reassuring them that it was worthwhile for them to have gone through what they did?

      ...but since it did we should try to at least make some good of it.

      You can say how horrible it is and how it should never have happened, but if you still seek to benefit from it, would your actions really in line with your words? Such actions would clearly be condoning the very acts the words decry. Actions speak louder than words.

      That is how I view the matter, anyway.

    79. Re:How is this legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd say: bring 'em on!
      Followed by some pump action sounds.

    80. Re:How is this legal? by orpx · · Score: 1

      unnatural and therefore? its only common sense boy. Eternity is forever. Unnatural behavior can cause destruction or encourage it in more than one subtle way, resulting in a slowww death from which otherwise would be _eternity_, only one thing that can last forever, thats right you guessed it! What is unnatural? Forgetting about every other natural thing around you is not gonna help you, getting lost in perversion of sciene like this. It seems like hasty , redunant research to me that causes so much more confusion...mmm things just cant get out of hand. Which can easily happen, but why? the fundementals are all wrong.

    81. Re:How is this legal? by Knuckles · · Score: 0

      Not knowing the "research" in detail, I'd think that it shouldn't be used without repeating the results in trusted environments. Everybody knows that the Nazis ran off into the most incredible directions (apart from the obvious things of genozide etc.). Look at the "research" in occult stuff they have done, their drug addictions, the ridiculous race reserach stuff they came up with. It's obvious that you can't trust any research of any of those crazy scientists because they sure as hell did not respect the scientific method.

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    82. Re:How is this legal? by bar-agent · · Score: 1

      It sure would be. Maybe life'll actually be interesting.

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    83. Re:How is this legal? by CrackerJack9 · · Score: 1

      hee-bee-jeebies

      You said it yourself. Now, are these the hee-bee-jeebies that caused you to hesitate crossing the road moments before a drunk driver came flying through, or the ones that made you go to bar B instead of bar A, only that have bar A burn down that very night. Or perhaps it was the feeling that you should get out of that bank moments before it was robbed....not sure, but just like pain, sometimes hee-bee-jeebies can be very indicitive of events to come.

    84. Re:How is this legal? by jtbauki · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      "If Japan discovered curative agents during some of the shit they pulled during WWII on American POWs"

      American POWs?!! How about all the shit they pulled on the Chinese. Rape. Mutilation. Biochemical experiments. They killed and experimented on FAR more Chinese than Americans. Estimated up to and possibly more than 6 millions Chinese died to the Japanese. That's more than all those Jews that died in the concentration camps. American POWs...How self-absorbed...

    85. Re:How is this legal? by mdielmann · · Score: 1

      The problem for most people who have a problem lies in one area (at least from an experimental point of view), although they may come at it from different directions. Our society doesn't experiment on people. The religious due to the sanctity of human life, the liberals due to the freedom that is peoples' right, etc. And the problem is, at what point does the creation of this scientist become a person? At what point is this any different from doing experiments on people without their permission?

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    86. Re:How is this legal? by iwan-nl · · Score: 1
      [...] our brain cells are certainly not going to be optimal for controlling a mouse's body [...]

      Our brains have adapted a lot of new uses over time. We can control computers, play music, write poetry, fly airplanes... All those things seem "unnatural" to me, but we have learned how to use our brains in different ways. I don't see why it would be so hard to adapt to a mouse body.

      [...] and living as a mouse.

      That might be more of a problem. I don't think any concious person would choose such a life. That's why many people think we should be extremely causious with such experiments. It won't cause any major problems now, but you don't know what will happen eventually. Humans have quite a history of abuse, both of nature and eachother.

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    87. Re:How is this legal? by orcrist · · Score: 1

      Wow. This sounds like great material for a 3D shooter. When's the release date? ;-)

      -chris

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    88. Re:How is this legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny
      American POWs?!! How about all the shit they pulled on the Chinese. Rape. Mutilation. Biochemical experiments. They killed and experimented on FAR more Chinese than Americans. Estimated up to and possibly more than 6 millions Chinese died to the Japanese. That's more than all those Jews that died in the concentration camps. American POWs...How self-absorbed...
      You forget, even the Chinese government acknowledges there are /too damn many/ people alive in China.

      *ducks*
    89. Re:How is this legal? by testing124 · · Score: 1, Funny
      You forget, even the Chinese government acknowledges there are /too damn many/ people alive in China.
      That is outrageous! How can you possibly imply that... oh, China.

      Nevermind :)
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    90. Re:How is this legal? by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      Thanks for replying. I was just ranting because the knee jerk reactions from ignorant people pisses me off. Then I remember, this is slashdot, and that's just how it is. If there is going to be any interesting discussion it's going to be buried. Of course, the editorial stance of slashdot, which tends to distort a story, makes the situation worse. They're obviously only interested in page hits.

      However, in this case, It's National Geographic that seems to be going for the page hits with cheap sensationalism, so the slashdot editors are off the hook on this one.

      OK, I'm still ranting. . .

      Peer review is a pretty good idea, and it's a system that used to be in place for federal funding of scientific research here in the US prior to 2000. My guess is that a scientist wouldn't necessarily see this research as "blurring the distinction between human and animal", because a scientist (or at least a biologist) would know that there isn't a clear, distinct line separating us from all other animals. That the distinction itself is manmade.

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    91. Re:How is this legal? by MysteriousPreacher · · Score: 2, Insightful

      He didn't deny that terrible things happened to the Chinese but this is nit-picking.

      By the same token, what about the British POWs? Can they be included in the list of the abused along with Americans and Chinese?

      Don't try to try to turn this in to a league table of suffering.

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    92. Re:How is this legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Biological "engineering" often amounts to "lets attach this to this, treat it with this chemical, and see what happens".

      These hybridization experiments are an accident waiting to happen. Its worse than children playing with matches.

    93. Re:How is this legal? by jtbauki · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm pointing out how self-absorbed his example is. It's highly reflective of the mentality of Americans (and everyone, i'll admit). I, too, have bias I'll admit. But his post reminds me of the self-absorbed attitudes people have. I remember watching the news on the Tsunami and every other segment featured WHITE people caught up in the tsunami and how they barely escaped. Every freaking channel it was WHITE people suffering. I mean, freaking 150,000 ASIANS were killed or missing and the news keeps featuring WHITE people. Sure, there was dead asians here and there, but the focus was on white people. I remember one news show mentioning how 7 Americans died.

      My point is, when you mention an event, you should mention the main focus of the event. Germany::Jews. Japan::Chinese. Tsunami::Asia. Etc. Mentioning American or British POWs suffering in Japan is like mentioning the 7 Americans who died in the Tsunami. Yes, it sucks, but you're out of focus.

    94. Re:How is this legal? by dingfelder · · Score: 1
      "hippie and religious activists"
      As a Hippie, I am offended by this statement

      I think you are giving Hippies a bad name by equating them with religious fanatics.

      Amusingly enough though, I also suspect that religious fanatics would be equally offended by being grouped with Hippies. Please dont mix apples and oranges like that.
    95. Re:How is this legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well u think ur so hot, well ur not!!1 go eat ur fancy caviar and champain and harvard degree in smugness and i'll ride my human pig into the sunset.

    96. Re:How is this legal? by MysteriousPreacher · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's a natural tendency to concentrate on what's closest to home. When I think of WWII, I tend to think more of the British lives lost and not immediately consider the sheer number of people lost by other nations. I don't think it's out of focus, it's just people focusing on what's closest to home.

      I'm not sure where you live but I'm from the UK and the news reporting does bear out what you say. If there is some kind of serious disaster, the news report will say something like 'Massive dissaster in far-away country, 10,000 dead. 4 britons killed.'

      You are correct though. It would be good if we looked beyond our own 'neighbourhood' more often.

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    97. Re:How is this legal? by syzler · · Score: 2, Funny

      If you the thought occurred to you that these words might apply to you,

      Your reasoning definitely applies to me.

      then they probably don't.

      I guess it doesn't.

      If you're sure that they don't apply to you,

      I guess it does.

      then perhaps they do apply

      I give up, your logic is too circular for me to decide whether you think your advice is relevent to me. I'm sticking with my original thought that I am not qualified to debate this article.

    98. Re:How is this legal? by Prune · · Score: 1

      Engineers with rigorous formal training are usually the first to admit that they are not scientists.

      These two things are not mutually exclusive. Many engineers are able to thing scientifically. At least you had the sense to qualify the "they do apply" in your last sentence with "perhaps".

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    99. Re:How is this legal? by Mad+Marlin · · Score: 1

      I would be much more willing to accept that mice have souls than that humans do not; this would only change my viewpoints of the lesser mammals.

    100. Re:How is this legal? by Prune · · Score: 1

      There is no sharp line defining "human cognitive activity". It is more of an issue of scale and complexity, something which cannot be achieved unless you had a mouse with a head the size of what you see in a well known old Disney character.

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    101. Re:How is this legal? by afd8856 · · Score: 1

      Nah... tactical squad based more likely. In fact, UFO is almost exactly like this: your humans first fight against the aliens, and then you get to use their thechnology :)

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    102. Re:How is this legal? by Julia_T · · Score: 1

      Cant imagine ...

    103. Re:How is this legal? by Mikmorg · · Score: 1

      Your argument has some serious issues.

      First of all, twisting his words, you suggest that he thinks 'it was worthwhile for them to have gone through what they did.' He said nothing of the sort, in fact, I'm sure (like me) he thinks the opposite.

      Secondly, you say that he's being hypocritical in saying we should make good from it. Let me suggest a scenario that might draw the picture better...
      If a person is tortured for 3 years, and somehow someone gets the cure to cancer from this action, should we disacknowledge the cure because of how we obtained it?

      I know I sure as hell wouldn't, concidering my mother has breast cancer. I would never have condoned the torture, but I'd sure as hell reap the benefits.

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    104. Re:How is this legal? by Mikmorg · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The reason this happens is because the media's goal is to relate the story to the audience better, therefore making them more interested.

      This is basic psychology. The media and politicians, the ones who are heard the most (and therefore representative of our society here in America, albiet NOT correct as most people seem to believe), do relate foreign politics and events by going to what the commoner understands and knows on a daily basis, therfore being more effective. This is not a matter of who we love more than the other, or "we don't really give a shit about anyone else," as EVERYONE seems to fucking think.

      This crap drives me nuts, as its hypocritical to say "Americans are evil because Americans are biased." C'mon, read the sentence closely. Figure it out for yourself. Its silly.

      If you can say all Americans are evil, then we can say all Asians don't matter. Its the same crap.

      Disclaimer: I love Asians.

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    105. Re:How is this legal? by Jerry+Smith · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Sadly you are very correct. The Dutch in indonesia suffered from the Japanese invasion in 1942, because at that time it was a colony of Holland. In 1945 the Dutch were liberated. After the war, the Dutch however disallowed the independence of Indonesia in 1945 and sent troops to suppress the locals, the so-called 'politional actions'. (comparable with the US _not_ being at war with Vietnam). After political pressure of the US in 1949 the Indonesian independance was accepted: it had cost a lot of lives.
      Mod me off-topic, mod me troll, I haven't had coffee yet and still ashamed of the Dutch atrocities.

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    106. Re:How is this legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but another part says that using it just says that there was some valid reason to torture those people.

      There was a valid reason to torture those people. To get the research done. That is a valid reason. You can recognise that fact without condoning what happened. You can recognise that fact while at the same time acknowledging that your ethics would have prevented you from doing what they did.

      Knowledge can't be intrinsically bad. It just is. You either know something or you don't. The process that gets the knowledge might be bad, but in your case, the process that gets the knowledge is reading it from a textbook.

    107. Re:How is this legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the problem is if we can do it, we eventually will... as we have no self control over our 'god' like aspirations.

    108. Re:How is this legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      A bigger threat is current animal only viri that may find a new path to evolve into infecting humans.

    109. Re:How is this legal? by Oddly_Drac · · Score: 1

      "actually creating hybrids (which will inevitably has a short and painful life) is really sick."

      Tell that the the St Bernard, bulldog and other species of animal whose lives are short and riddled with painful conditions brought on by inbreeding and reinforcement of negative traits.

      BTW, there are sicker things in the world.

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    110. Re:How is this legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so you are proud of the technological and medical achievements from the 1940's that were discovered in Germany?

      sich and twisted is more a term that you need to apply to yourself.

      "we killed 20,000 people but discovered a cure for cancer!"

      yeah, that makes me glad for the superior knowlege.

      I need to go puke knowing someone like you exists.

    111. Re:How is this legal? by TFGeditor · · Score: 1

      "There are currently no U.S. federal laws that address these issues." "Insightful" my elbow. RTFA

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    112. Re:How is this legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I too wish I hadn't pissed off the /. gods and still received mod points since I feel your post is clearly "Overrated". IMHO, you completely fail to appreciate the ethical and practical concerns involved. Many senior researchers have serious doubts as to the morality, necessity and safety of such cross genetic research. No one really knows for sure what new and potential pandemic contagions may be produced and the benefits are not clearly apparent despite what some advocates claim.

    113. Re:How is this legal? by 88NoSoup4U88 · · Score: 1
      While I agree on your points regarding the media's focus on non-asians ; Them -not- having that focus, would indirectly have led to less money being transferred.

      People are selfish by nature , and when being confronted with '150.000 asians dying' it doesn't give (most) people the direct feeling to donate ("Aw, millions of asians are dying every year : Why should I care now?")

      By giving it a 'familiar' face, people can relate more to it.

      Nonetheless, I agree on your points ; And I also get embarassed seeing how the media handles this (the same is going on over here ; The last few days the focus in our media (the Netherlands) has been focused on 30 (thirty!) dutch people who did not survive the disaster)

    114. Re:How is this legal? by TFGeditor · · Score: 2, Informative

      "Also, I read in the article that they're thinking of making a mouse with a human brain? I'm wondering a couple things. A) Is this mouse-person going to have the same experience as a human would, albeit in a mouse's body?"

      In a word, no. *Really* RTFA: "Before being born, the mice would be killed and dissected to see if the architecture of a human brain had formed. If it did, he'd look for traces of human cognitive behavior."

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    115. Re:How is this legal? by elgatozorbas · · Score: 1
      A Mouse-Person will not, cannot, by definition, have the same "experience" as a human. We can't even define a uniform meaning of what the "human experience" is in the first place. Your experience is yours, mine is mine. Ultimately, it is no more or less important, or meaningful (or relevant), than my dog's experience.

      That was exactly the guys point. If you were to live inside a mouses body, wouldn't you feel cheated out of the human body all the others have?

    116. Re:How is this legal? by Eivind · · Score: 1
      That's the sensaionalised version. What they actually mean is creating a mouse in which somewhere some actual human brain-cells live.

      This would make it possible to test how various drugs influence human brain-cells.

    117. Re:How is this legal? by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

      and in UFO Aftermath(yuck) you get to fight humans and animals that have been mutated and warped by alies. Long live the car crabs!

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    118. Re:How is this legal? by TFGeditor · · Score: 1

      " A bigger threat is current animal only viri that may find a new path to evolve into infecting humans."

      Give this AC uber INSIGHTFUL mod points. It is amazing that the thread went this deep before anyone pointed out the overlooked-obvious, and even then it came from an AC.

      Truly amazing.

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    119. Re:How is this legal? by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      That's the most insightful thing I've read in the last 24 hours. Thank you, Anonymous Coward.

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    120. Re:How is this legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would never have condoned the torture, but I'd sure as hell reap the benefits.

      So you agree that the means does not matter, as long as results are produced?

    121. Re:How is this legal? by Presidential · · Score: 1

      There are laws against animal cruelty in most communities in America. Such laws are created to prevent humans, primarily sociopathic children (it seems) from torturing domesticated pets. Laws like these are great, and remind me that humans can at least appear to care.

      These laws usually don't apply to 'valid' research. See http://www.peta.org/about/faq-viv.asp for a really slanted view of it.

      The hybrid animal created for research will very likely have a short life compared to its donor parent animals. However, do we know factually that it will be a painful life? Is it possible to engineer a hybrid animal that cannot feel pain?

      I'm beginning to rant here. As I type, I am watching one of two puppies toss a small ball around the room and chase after it. Silly dog is making me smile without even trying. Clearly I have a strongly polarized opinion about this issue.

      Yet I must say, in all honesty, I, for one, welcome our new chimera masters. :)

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    122. Re:How is this legal? by Colonel+Cholling · · Score: 1

      Come one now. It's the wiring that counts, as mouse and human brains are made very largely of the same kinds of tissues.

      RTFA. The mouse would be "dissected to see if the architecture of a human brain had formed. If it did, he'd look for traces of human cognitive behavior." In other words, if the experiment is successfull, the "wiring" as you put it would be human.

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    123. Re:How is this legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They've been trying merge human & animal in the pr0n industry for a long time already.
      Just google for dog fsck for example ;)

    124. Re:How is this legal? by witte · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "If anyone could shed some light on A) ..."

      This will not create übersmart mice. At most the mice may have a bigger brain, but I wouldn't bet on it. So any reflections on the human-mouse "experience" are not very meaningful imho. The outcome of such a crossing will be a rodent.

      There will be human-like traits, but these are probably not what you would expect.
      E.g. these man-mice may have higher resistance to certain toxins that are harmful to mice but not to humans, but they will not have chimp-level cognitive capacities.

      Dna is universal enough that a mammal organism will "understand" foreign gene code and "interpret" it, based on it's own genetical context. Erm... let me rephrase that.
      If you bake dna cookies in a mouse oven, they will very probably come out mouse-like. In a rabbit-oven, they will be rabbit-like. (Ok, that metafore stinks. But you get the idea.)

      In all reality, it is very hard to predict what the outcome of such a crossbreed will be. A gene is not restricted to one function, but might be involved in several processes (gestation, pigmentation, proteinfolding,...), on different hierarchical levels. Dna does not seem to have strict seperation between data and code, it's a chemical process that reuses itself as data, and the context or environment in which it "runs" has a *major* impact on the "choices" made. (parameters like temperature, sugarlevels, etc.)

      Growing rabbit-embryos in humans will probably result in human-like abominations.

      So, no supermodel loveslave furries ! :)

    125. Re:How is this legal? by king-manic · · Score: 2, Informative

      The Japanese discovered many new and interestign things about ballistics by shooting chinese civilians. the death toll in china from the japanese occupation range from 20-30 million.

      Also, A lot of America's golden age of the 50's came directly out of stolen german scientists and science. Mengala actually contributed a lto to modern medicine btu through horribl horrible research. Nasa owes the German rocket program a lot, and at the time the Germans were two generations ahead of everybody else in almost every field except crytography and physics.

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    126. Re:How is this legal? by Winkhorst · · Score: 1

      Yeah, there would be a stability problem carrying that oversized blob around on a mouse's shoulders. Perhaps they should concentrate on creating a minibrain first.

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    127. Re:How is this legal? by FictionPimp · · Score: 1

      Now I can finally complete my monkey with 4 human asses.

    128. Re:How is this legal? by JeremyGL · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I think that's far too sweeping a statement.

      Some nazi "scientists" had some very weird ideas, as you say, which were promoted by the regime in charge because the findings pandered to their prejudices.

      Other nazi scientists were very careful in following proper scientific method, the only problem was they viewed the people they were experimenting on as no more than animals and therefore had as much concern for their welfare as modern day animal experimenters have for theirs.

      The results from those latter experiments (e.g. effects of high altitude/exposure) have been used very successfully for many years by bodies such as the USAF and have saved many lives.

      In this case something good has come from something evil.

      Cheers,

      Jeremy

    129. Re:How is this legal? by malcomvetter · · Score: 3, Interesting

      But supposing we have a recession and the mice lose their jobs ... Does that mean I will have to see mice on street corners with "will work for cheese" signs? Or maybe they'll never lose their jobs ... think of how they'll be in the rat race ... building the better mouse trap to cannibalistically catch their stupid (non-human-brained) cousins. I'll bet they make good engineers.

    130. Re:How is this legal? by Molt · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No, what is being said is more akin to "The torture has already happened, which is deplorable and those responsible should be held accountable. Any knowledge gained from it though should now be used as it provides benefit to the world, and refusing to use it impedes scientific progress for no gain whatsoever".

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    131. Re:How is this legal? by Raven_Stark · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Could it be that most of the reporters covering the story were white from mostly white countries looking for people to interview in white languages so that the whites at home had some clue what was being said? Perhaps I'm an evil self-absorbed American for not knowing how to speak several asian languages? Or finding sub-titles less intimate?

      Can't we assume that since we are all human we'd share the experience in a similar way and then use our minds to project how the experience would vary according to the differences? (Rich vacationer who lost his wife vs. poor fisherman who lost his entire family, house and business) I don't know anyone who doesn't know that non-whites experienced the worst of it and feel horror over it all. It's probably why I see donation boxes in every store I go to for tsunami relief.

      On a different but related subject, there is only so much our little human brains can absorb in our short lives. Last I heard, there were over 200 wars going on in the world. How many of us follow every single one of them? Yet, I've heard Englishmen yell at us Americans for being too self-absorbed to pay attention to X-war in X country while they ignore 190 other wars. Even if it were possible to take in the sum of all human suffering, who could survive the knowledge with their sanity intact?

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    132. Re:How is this legal? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      No, I think what he means is that ignoring the information won't magically undo the torture ( which has already happened anyway), so why not use it?

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    133. Re:How is this legal? by rcamera · · Score: 1

      no, because you would have the mind of a baby and would not be capable of understanding that you were a human mind in a mouse's body. furthermore, assuming that the mouse-boy was taught to communicate with the lab folks, he would have to be _told_ that he was a mouse boy in order to know.

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    134. Re:How is this legal? by BorgCopyeditor · · Score: 1
      being confronted with '150.000 asians dying' it doesn't give (most) people the direct feeling to donate ("Aw, millions of asians are dying every year : Why should I care now?")

      Need I point out that ... Asians are people, too!?

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    135. Re:How is this legal? by indifferent+children · · Score: 1

      Forty-two days after Duke Nuke'm Forever hits the shelves.

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    136. Re:How is this legal? by WindBourne · · Score: 1
      I, for the most part, agree with what you're saying, but using information that was obtained through torture is still an issue for me.

      That is a funny issue. Back in the 40's, we objected to Hitler imprisoning people and then medically testing them, or torturing them to obtain info. After that we set our resolve to not participate in it, as well as to not profit from such enterprises.

      Now, many of the the same people who will decry this as horrible(or which I admit, I have some real issues with), are the same people who have no issue with Abu Grave or with Gitmo. While on the surface this will be said to be different, torture is torture, wether medical, physical, or psychological.

      As to the chimera, what I find funny, is that most americans (and probably) most in the world, accept the definition of death as being when the brain dies. We can accept changing out all other organs, and still be the same person.

      But we are not talking putting a human brain in a mouse, but human brain cells, with its inherit collection capability. So, the question is, where is the dividing line?

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    137. Re:How is this legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're things like engineering mice with human brain cells

      I for one welcome -- wait a minute, mice with human brain cells? You're shitting me...

    138. Re:How is this legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People are self absorbed, but i believe in this context pointing out American POW's is probably a valid choice. Being that it was America along with the rest of the Allies who managed to finally defeat Japan and attain victory. Being we were the ones who primarily won the war, and Japan was the loser; then it is probably more of a dilemma that we would use such research for our (and the rest of the worlds) gains.

      Americans are self absorbed, and have been for at least a century now. Whenever I go to Canada I'm sort of amused at the Canadian attitude of "You Americans think you're so great". I think to myself, you just don't get it do you? It's not so much that we think we're great or important, it's that we don't give a fuck about anyone or anything else.

    139. Re:How is this legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mice with human brain cells

      So when these mice use computers do they use little people to move the cursor?

    140. Re:How is this legal? by dustmite · · Score: 1

      One of my parents has a genetic neuro-degenerative disease, which I have a 50/50 chance of inheriting, that is destroying her brain, and all we can do is watch helplessly as she deteriorates day by day. It will probably kill her within two or three years. If I've inherited it, the same thing will happen to me within about 20 years. There is no cure because science does not know enough to stop the degeneration and promote regrowth of brain tissue. Even if it's too late to cure her, this type of research can possibly save myself, and the millions of other people who suffer from disorders like this. I say bring it on. I'm sorry if a few mice have some weird cognitive experiences, I don't think that holds a candle to the millions of humans who we know are suffering right now.

    141. Re:How is this legal? by jessecurry · · Score: 1

      AFAIK the Nazi's did follow the scientific method when performing their experiments, but were extremely biased when deciding on the assignment of attributions after the data was collected.

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    142. Re:How is this legal? by archatheist · · Score: 1

      So... you would trust the research skills of the folks who perpetrated the holocaust.

      The simple answer to this is: Don't believe what evil people tell you. We can't use the research from the holocaust because, despite the fact that the Nazi doctors kept careful records, we don't know if they maintained proper experimental control and were dispassionate about their subject (they were clearly not).

      It is very likely (in fact, almost certain) that they let their prejudices get in the way of their experimental design, observation, record keeping (all data which contradicts my thesis is hereby declared an outlier and discarded), and conclusions.

      The holocaust was a tragedy. Using the "experimental data" would only compound it by perpetuating the prejudices of the evil men who conducted the experiments.

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    143. Re:How is this legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      surface area, kids. those gyri and sulci are there for a reason, you know. it isn't raw materials so much as wiring. you get a mouse brain to wire up into a reasonable facsimile of broca's area and then we'll talk about ethics.

    144. Re:How is this legal? by potus98 · · Score: 1

      Agreed! I work in the IT field, 'nix admin, networking, SANs, etc, etc... I've never liked the idea of being called an "engineer". Never even considered being called a scientist!

      I've worked with a lot of IT administrators, true computer engineers, and some actual scientists. The egos are practically the reverse of what you'd think! The comp-admin thinks they are smart and brilliant because they can configure a Cisco Catalyst switch or ssh-enabled webserver. I think it's really embarrasing to my field. To me, the "smart" people are the ones who figured out how to encode an operating system on an Application Specific Instruction Chip and manufacture that chip by the thousands per day. That I can then connect the box to an Ethernet, browse to a firewall appliance, and configure "complex" rulesets to connect VPNs to 8 different business partners is neat... but not extraordinary.

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    145. Re:How is this legal? by DigitalWallaby · · Score: 1

      Bart! Stop chewing on the dry wall!

    146. Re:How is this legal? by Fred_A · · Score: 1

      Maybe members of the government could donate cells.

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    147. Re:How is this legal? by Fred_A · · Score: 1

      Give him a dictionnary too while you're at it. It's viruses.

      However it is likely that those won't need any help to adapt to their new hosts. A lot of strains do that very well on their own.

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    148. Re:How is this legal? by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

      You are a fuckwit.

      By the sounds of it you would be against research by car manufacturers to design safer cars because they would have to use information related to the dead people which have been killed by their cars.

    149. Re:How is this legal? by Kierthos · · Score: 1

      No, see, they want it to be smarter then a normal mouse.

      Kierthos

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    150. Re:How is this legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes but what was learned about the human body through that torture will be taught to medical students for centuries to come. Not that I am condoning any of this in any way. I am just saying that the suffering of the few has benefited the many, and will so for years to come. Oh, the irony!!

    151. Re:How is this legal? by FecesFlingingRhesus · · Score: 1


      Maybe he used American POW's as an example due to the fact that Slashdot is a US website and is US centric. Maybe you should go complain here

    152. Re:How is this legal? by BinLadenMyHero · · Score: 1

      The suffering is proportional to the evolution of the living being. We "know" more evoluted animals have more feelings. Well, there's just not enough complexity in the simpler organisms to actually feel anything. There are many degrees of evolution.. So torturing humans is not the same as dissecating frogs or injecting nicotine in mice, and that is also different from killing an ant or even a plant. Neither of these are nice, pros and cons have to be weighted anyway.

      If the created being does not have enough brain to be concious, at least not much more then the original animal, it's really not much worse then what we already do with these animals at labs, and the gain in scientific advance can be greater.

    153. Re:How is this legal? by afd8856 · · Score: 1

      I know, but Aftermath is junk. Looks ugly, plays bad, not much depth into it either. I'd rather play Enemy Unknown or Terror from the deep any time

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    154. Re:How is this legal? by Carewolf · · Score: 1

      What if it has already happened?

      Mankind killed God!

    155. Re:How is this legal? by zaffir · · Score: 1

      That's not what he's saying, or at least not how i look at it. It's not "The ends justify the means." It's more of a "we can't undo it, might as well make the best of the situation" attitude. Or "life gives you lemons, so make lemonade!"

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    156. Re:How is this legal? by Hyperspac · · Score: 0

      the goals of one of the studies is to create mice with 100% human brains.

      This isn't funded by NIMH is it?

    157. Re:How is this legal? by BlewScreen · · Score: 1
      There was a pretty good article in Reason on this back in November.

      Here's the conclusion

      As humanity's biotechnological prowess increases, we will confront again and again the question of what, if any, limits should be placed on research that mixes human and animal genes, cells and tissues. The main ethical concern about such research is not the creation of improved and useful animals, but the risk of producing what would be, in effect, diminished human beings.

      -bs

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    158. Re:How is this legal? by polle404 · · Score: 0
      to hell with this, how 'bout they make a human with a mousebrain?

      Lots of stupid people running around and...

      oh, nevermind that too...

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    159. Re:How is this legal? by PMuse · · Score: 1

      Will this hybrid respond to things the same way a human would? B) When do we consider these things human? A human brain in a different organism's body sounds enough like a human to me.

      It's going to make the debate about what legal rights a cloned human should have seem simple by comparison, isn't it?

      What's distrubing about this article is the angle it takes. I had accepted the idea of using animals to grow replacement organs for people. But, it turns out that that was only the easiest scenario. How will we handle the growing of a mostly-human hybrid from a legal and moral perspective? That's hard.

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    160. Re:How is this legal? by PMuse · · Score: 1

      How do you feel about research obtained from torturing people during the Holocaust. ... One side of me says that the research is there and there's no reason not to use it, but another part says that using it just says that there was some valid reason to torture those people.

      I wish I could reach my conclusion on moral grounds. Instead, I reach it on practical grounds.

      Destroy it. We are talking about the research of a few men over a few years. It cannot be irreplaceable. We surely have surpassed all their findings already, and by moral means. Destroy it and be done.

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    161. Re:How is this legal? by PMuse · · Score: 1

      One of the many over-used sci-fi plots has been "man makes creature, creature tries to destroy man." ... it'll be nice to actually see it happen.

      Only if you're playing the role of "the resourceful loner who survives and saves the girl".

      (You do know that we're not in the audience on this one, right?)

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    162. Re:How is this legal? by Deusy · · Score: 1

      But isn't William Shatner getting a little old to fight it?

      Maybe we could turn to Chuck Norris, even though he usually specializes in enemies of the totally human kind.

      Just who is the modern-day hero?

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    163. Re:How is this legal? by Taladar · · Score: 1

      IMO it is more of a "150.000 people I don't know dying" compared to "100 people from my country I might know personally dying". Our brain tends to ignore suffering that does not affect us directly to a certain degree because otherwise we would have a very difficult time getting anything done with all those people out there dying every day. Just a natural defense mechanism of our subconscious mind.

    164. Re:How is this legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am not twisting words, rather, I am not hiding behind them.

      ...you suggest that he thinks 'it was worthwhile for them to have gone through what they did.' He said nothing of the sort, in fact, I'm sure (like me) he thinks the opposite.

      You say this, and yet you go on to clearly state that you would put tremendous value in the result if it would personally benefit you. What part of assigning value to this research, giving the result some worth, does not make the torture worthwhile.

      Let me suggest a scenario that might draw the picture better...

      The picture was clear from the begining, and your scenario is no different. Nothing changed, even though you try to add even more value to the act to torture, as if it becomes acceptable at some point.

      The only serious issue with my viewpoint is that it is inconvenient for you. You desperately want to seperate the end from the means, but such seperation does not exist. If you benefit from the torture of another, you are a party to the act.

      My mother has Parkinson's, and I have no doubt that if there was a cure available, wrought from the torture of someone, my mother would not accept it.

    165. Re:How is this legal? by WhiplashII · · Score: 1

      Especially in medicine, I don't think it makes sense to destroy research because of the source. Every new drug is put through trials, and some of those trial lead to pain and suffering. Every doctor in the US has desecrated bodies in order to learn to save others. In a triage situation, you ignore the screaming babies and save a young child, and let the mother die.

      All medical knowlege comes from pain and suffering. Really, I think we are stuck just trying to make the best of a bad situation.

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    166. Re:How is this legal? by DarkAdonis · · Score: 1

      Also, by the end of WWII the Japanese had developed aircrafts that were more advanced than those of the U.S. These aircraft didn't enter the mass production phase. However, the U.S. government hired these Japanese engineers to help design U.S. fighter jets which adopted much of the Japanese design.

    167. Re:How is this legal? by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "I remember watching the news on the Tsunami and every other segment featured WHITE people caught up in the tsunami and how they barely escaped. Every freaking channel it was WHITE people suffering."

      Well, that strikes me as logical...most of the footage of the tsunami hitting was taken on video cameras by tourists....it seems that lots of white tourists happen to be vacationing there are the resorts and all down by the beaches....

      Not much a reason for the natives there to be carrying around video cameras during everyday life...

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    168. Re:How is this legal? by Dreadknott · · Score: 1

      Animals have no rights, not even the great apes. The arrogance of our species refuses to believe animals are here for anything other than our amusement. Animals have souls, they think, love and feel, but at different levels acording to their mental capacity. I would like to see ethical research on Chimeras but also ensure the higher animals are treated with respect for their lives and feelings. One only has to walk into a factory farm to know we are'nt treating our animals properly. As long as animals are treated with dignity and respect I dont have a problem with Chimera research, I'd love to see everyone with hearing like a dog, strenght of a gorilla and hung like a horse!

    169. Re:How is this legal? by Matt_UK · · Score: 1

      if short...

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    170. Re:How is this legal? by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      Feral children, who do not exprience standard human socialization growing up do not act human. It's doubtful that a mouse-person would have a human outlook either.

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    171. Re:How is this legal? by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      "Sorry, the research was done. To not use it seems to be as equally as wasteful for the unwilling sacrifice made by those prisoners."

      The problem with that is in some eyes it would help justify it. The comment well look at all the good that came from it could pop up.

      "the unwilling sacrifice made by those prisoners."

      I know that you did not intend for this to be offensive but I have to say that even this statement kind of makes me sick to my stomach. Saying that these people made a sacrifice even with the added unwilling comment almost sounds like they had a choice, that it was noble. Those people where murdered. They where thrust into a system that rivals any biblical hell and overseen by "humans" that would make a demon cringe. I do not know if any of the research from that is even valid.
      To be honest I would suggest getting the permission of the any living family members of the victims and ask their permission. If they want the data used then at least right to choose the value of that suffering will be in the hands of a family member.

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    172. Re:How is this legal? by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

      hence the (yuck). and Apocalypse is still my personal favorite, although Enemy Unknown will forever be one of my topgames.

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    173. Re:How is this legal? by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

      Due to this type of basic research, the day is coming when if you need a body part, one can be tailor made for you.

      Imagine it; Organ disease will be treated on an out-patient basics. Also, due to Cancers need to be a bad guy, a personalized cure that will not affect you in your day to day living. The cure for your cancer is administered with a pill.

      Something else to consider; It is estimated that over 90% of our bodily functions are bacterial based. This fundamental research can only help us tomorrow.

    174. Re:How is this legal? by Xaggroth · · Score: 1

      I must agree with 1u3hr in saying that, yes, a mouse with a human brain is not even the right term for it. The mouse would have human brain cells, and possibly a peice of the human brain, but unless the scientist doing such an act has found some way to magically shrink the whole process, the mouse will not have everything that it would need to even come close to becomeing human. Our brains are complex, mice on the other hand in comparison, are not. It will be interesting to see what happens, but as I said, unless the scientist finds some way to make a smaller copy of the human brain, there really shouldn't be anything to worry about. Now if the process were reversed, i.e. human with mouse characterists, then I'll agree with the lot of you in saying that there may be issues with such experimentation.

    175. Re:How is this legal? by Iriel · · Score: 1

      If I can remember my research correctly, the size of the brain is not what matters but how it is...assembled, if you will. The human brain is actally more like a big (approximately) 5ft by 5ft sheet that is about 2-4 millimeters thick. What gives our brains some of the 'higher thinking' capability and overall workings is the way it is folded. These folds allow more more neuron connections in many more ways than if the brain was simply one large solid lump. Again, this is still somewhat of a simplification, but a more researched one albiet. I hope that can clear something up.

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    176. Re:How is this legal? by ifwm · · Score: 1

      Bullshit. You just described a phenomenon that has been conclusively disproven. The "he-bee-jeebies" the parent describes are the "yuk, that's just gross and not right" kind, not the intuition kind you describe.

    177. Re:How is this legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know why, but this is the funniest damn thing I've read in weeks.

    178. Re:How is this legal? by clonan · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Did you also notice that theyu said they would dissect the human brained mouse on birth?

      It is litterally impossible for a mouse sized animal to have a human sized intelligence...you need a minimum number of neurons to get there and mice just aren't big enough.

    179. Re:How is this legal? by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      So why do you know that 150,000 asians died? You mean, it's because that was in the news? News flash: American news channels tend to focus on issues affecting AMERICANS. Yeah, it's sad that so many people died overall. But we're interested in our "own" people mostly. Get foreign channels or move elsewhere if you don't want to hear about Americans.

    180. Re:How is this legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      may i remind you that it is not the size of the brain that matters, it is the size of the brain vs the size of the body which it controls. For example, birds are among the smallest creatures, and yet, they are among the smartest. Dinosaurs were huge, but some of them had relatively small brains.

    181. Re:How is this legal? by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      Having a human brain in a body incapable of acting as a human being is cruelty matched only by the very worst examples in human history. cf comprachicos.

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    182. Re:How is this legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why does it come down "What percent makes them human and what percent makes the animal?" I say, if there is anything mixed interspecialy, then it is neither an animal or a human.

    183. Re:How is this legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *Demonizing your opposition, however, makes you look more like a rabble-rouser. That is not the way to an informed, reasonable debate.

      "Reasonable debate"? you must be new here.

    184. Re:How is this legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are far too many people in this world. Please start by killing yourself to serve as an example to the rest of the others.

      Even if this is an intended joke, it is not funny on any level, and it exposes hidden malices. I suppose this is the kind of shit people say when they have been brainwashed by their media that other people are inferior (let it be morally or economically).

    185. Re:How is this legal? by Tackhead · · Score: 2, Funny
      > If you were to live inside a mouses body, wouldn't you feel cheated out of the human body all the others have?

      It depends. How much cheese is in it for me if I press the lever that indicates that I feel cheated?

    186. Re:How is this legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I could argue that it's typical conservative thinking that it's "tampering with God's order"

      Yes, you could. Does consistency in position make said position wrong? No. Does it make it right? No. You have said nothing.

    187. Re:How is this legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Insightful my ass. This is the kind of thinking that caused a number of class A war criminals from unit 731 to be immune prosecution because they were protected by the American Government in exchange for data and research. These data and research were obtained by committing unspeakable crimes against civilians kidnapped from the local areas. The intention was to produce mass biological and chemical weapons. This was not limited to the lab either. Large scale biological warfare were deployed sometimes on entire Chinese towns by the Japanese.

    188. Re:How is this legal? by CoolToddHunter · · Score: 1

      Thank you. Far too many people seem to think that getting their way is more important than working together to move society forward.

    189. Re:How is this legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't follow the connection between the positions you mention and the capacity for cognitive thought.

    190. Re:How is this legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "There was a valid reason to torture those people. To get the research done. That is a valid reason."

      These were not researchs for the good of humanity but exploration of new and efficient ways of kill human beings in mass number. "valid reason"?

    191. Re:How is this legal? by anagama · · Score: 1

      • One of the many over-used sci-fi plots has been "man makes creature, creature tries to destroy man."

      I don't call that "Sci-Fi" --- Sci-Fear --- that's the appropriate term. I avoid that junk as much as possible.
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    192. Re:How is this legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Instead of doing it because we can, or not doing it because its not right, has anybody considered why it is worth spending tons of money to put human brain cells into a mouse? I mean, I get really bored sometimes and do things that make no sense... but this would be bad even for me. Do you supose they were sitting around drinking one night and said to each other "I know! we can put human brain cells into a mouse!" Or are they just Hitchiker fans?

    193. Re:How is this legal? by crimson_1190 · · Score: 1

      Well, that is true engineers are not scientists, but your assumption is that science knows it all. Science has changed over centuries, and the theories you hold so dear and also view as being the infallible truth were the replacements of other theories. example, epicycles and equants made sense and were the 'right' thing at the time for hundreds of years,and before you go on the whole religion did this to us bend, remember that these were the views held by the greeks, whom many of which considered themselves free of such divine meddling, and later adopted by the church. But, I digress. One person wrote bout how gaulled they were some people do not accept this chimera thing with open arms and how dare they try to be techminded while not embracing this form of technology. I think the point is that running head long into something without looking at all the implications, blindly embracing the technology without looking at its capabilitys is folly. before we bow down and worship the god of pure science, embracing it as a religion (yes i said that), we should also look where it leads us.
      there must be a balance,pure science is reckless, but pure emotion usurps the potential of humanity. as a coworker put to me (a physisist) there is the spock left brain reaction and the kirk right brain response, and there was mcoy who functioned as the mediator somewhere in the middle.

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    194. Re:How is this legal? by NaijaGuy · · Score: 1

      Actually, you don't even have to get religious or care about animals to object to this. Let's just care about humans, shall we? Sci-fi writer Isaac Asimov threatened a future with forced euthanasia to keep the population down...that was half a century ago, and ever since, some philosophers have been debating whether legalizing abortion was just a step towards increased euthanasia, among other things. The common denominator is that when you start playing with boundaries, it is hard to tell what repercussions will occur down the road, but the riskiest ones involve the loss of human rights we currently take for granted. You say you have rights because you're a full-fledged natural human? Depending on what happens with this research, that may no longer be good enough one day. Sure, sure, you can object, cry, rant and rave, but the same experimental freedom you rally behind now could haunt you or your grandchildren.

    195. Re:How is this legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, valid reason. They wanted to know something, torturing was a way of finding out, therefore it is a valid reason.

      I suspect you are confusing the terms "valid" and "ethical".

    196. Re:How is this legal? by 88NoSoup4U88 · · Score: 1

      Do I need to point out I KNOW that ?

    197. Re:How is this legal? by Paul+d'Aoust · · Score: 1
      Might as well start arguing that a blastocyst is fully human. OK, if THAT is fully human, then why is an adult-derived stem cell not?

      Actually, I was having a big debate with my geneticist friend about this very issue once, and we brought up the issue of blastocysts versus adult (or, for that matter, foetal or placental) stem cells, and he said there is a significant difference: only a blastocyst really has the capacity to create a full human. Other stem cells are versatile, but not versatile enough (unless you monkey around with the cells' structure, ultimately turning it into a blastocyst). To me, that says that a blastocyst is fully human, because it innately has the capacity to create a human being, whereas any other type of stem cell does not.

      I don't think a mouse would have a human experience, because much of what we consider 'experience' -- our thoughts and feelings, our dreams, etc -- rely on the size of our gray matter. Also, I think that injecting human neural stem-cells into a mouse's skull is hideously bizarre, but it doesn't carry half the ethical problems as experimentation with blastocysts.

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    198. Re:How is this legal? by BorgCopyeditor · · Score: 1

      You do need to point it out, if only because the way you phrased your description of "people's" motivation to give implied a distinction between people and Asians. It's not that I believe that you believe in such a distinction, but your words can easily give a different impression.

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    199. Re:How is this legal? by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1


      I don't think it makes sense to destroy research because of the source.

      I think the point of divergance for most people here is whether they feel that using research obtained in such an abhorrent way, is condoning it. Many here feel that they are being pragmatic and saying that they will not add more misfortune on top of what cannot now be changed by refusing knowledge that could help people. If it is as simple as this, then they have a valid viewpoint.

      Others may feel that accepting such research is some kind of acceptance. Any kind of acceptance of such an act diminishes us all. Not everyone is so certain that experiments like this will not reoccur and think that being too objective over it is complacency.

      At least this is what I think divides many people on this issue. For myself, I don't think trying to 'unknow' something is practical, but I am certain that we should think very deeply on the horror of how it was obtained.

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    200. Re:How is this legal? by Lodragandraoidh · · Score: 1

      What would be really neat would be if the cow asked you what part of him you wanted - and was happy to provide steaks for you...

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    201. Re:How is this legal? by boodaman · · Score: 1

      Generalizing everyone who might disagree with these experiments as "ridiculous hippie and religious activists" simply isn't logical. Certainly not deserving of "Insightful".

      I'm not a ridiculous hippie (or any type of hippie), nor am I a religious activist (or even religious at all), yet I still believe these types of experiments are the worst kind of bad.

      I guess it shouldn't surprise me that even after all this time, humans still think they can mess with "mother nature" (to use your term) and come out on the plus side in the long run. And that even after all this time, people suggesting that maybe we could spend our efforts better on some other branch of science are always branded "ridiculous", "religious" or "hippies".

      For example, how about we just chill on the whole god complex thing, stop trying to f**k with life itself, and spend our efforts and money trying to figure out a nice, clean, cheap source of energy instead? Or figuring out how to optimize food distribution so that the food goes from the places with it to the places without it?

    202. Re:How is this legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "we killed 20,000 people but discovered a cure for cancer!"

      I can honestly say if I knew a cure for cancer would be found 100% from killing 20,000 people how could you doom 2million+ people to death for 20,000. Is that fair? its a real moral dilema and not one that can be easily dismissed, as by saving those 20,000 people's lives you just doomed 2million+ to death? Now of course nothing in science is 100% sure, so if there was only a 20% chance of finding the cure for cancel I would say no you can't do it just for a chance,...but if it was 100%....would it be worth it? I'm not sure if that's a question any sane person could answer without a lot of thought, and actually being put in that position.

    203. Re:How is this legal? by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      Engineers with sloppy minds and little formal training think they know it all, or think that what they know in one area is easily transfered to another completely different area.

      You mean like the Wright brothers, who pretty much invented the field of aeronitics based on their experience running a bicycle shop?

      How about Nobel who turned a knowledge of chemistry into the modern field of explosives and demolition? (We may not use Dynamite much anymore, but we still use his other invention, the blasting cap.)

      Many developments in human history required people with "imperfect" understanding. Development requires DEVELOPMENT, and research requires RESEARCH, knowledge does not spring forth perfect from man's forehead. It comes in tantelizing peices as the fruits of failure.

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    204. Re:How is this legal? by dead_at_birth · · Score: 1

      How are guns legal?

    205. Re:How is this legal? by syukton · · Score: 1

      So I guess you don't like Battlestar Galactica?

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    206. Re:How is this legal? by CrackerJack9 · · Score: 1

      and when you say conclusively disproven, you mean ignorant and closed minded people said it can't exist because they can't prove it?

      There's a huge difference between not proven, and disproven--most of which has to do with higher intelligence and an open mind.

    207. Re:How is this legal? by CrackerJack9 · · Score: 1

      and aside from that, you completely missed my point--thanks for playing.

    208. Re:How is this legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here in Australia, Liberal IS a swear word. It means "ultra-conservative".

      Our "Liberal" Party is the approximate equivalent of the US Republican party, as opposed to our Labor party which is essentially our "Democrats" (in modern times - it's actually a fair bit more socialist that even the US Democrats). For the curious, our actual "Democratic" party, last time I checked (early 21st century), was just two members, and I've heard that they don't actually exist at all anymore.

      While it might boggle the mind as to how anyone but a politician can give the word "liberal" a meaning that is the exact opposite of its other meaning most of the time, it is apparently the result of comparison to the former Australian Comunist Party, which is nowdays a very minor third-party in a two-party system. I supposed, compared to /communists/, they're liberals...

      A large number of people simply refer to them as "Bastards", but then again, this is true of all politicians, and not reserved specifically for the Liberals.

    209. Re:How is this legal? by BitterOak · · Score: 1
      Having a human brain in a body incapable of acting as a human being is cruelty matched only by the very worst examples in human history.

      So if a pregnant woman discovers through ultrasound that her baby is deformed somehow, or has a genetic disorder that may render it completely or partially paralyzed, she would be ethically obligated to have an abortion?

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    210. Re:How is this legal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One point to your post - why rubbish Michael Moore? It seems Americans are very quick to mock him, even if they are supporters of the Left...

      However, outside of America, generally he is well-received. His points are valid, he doesn't get caught out in lies like the Republicans, and his "bias" is no worse than the average Right supporter.

      I have to wonder if the Democrats and other Left-leaning people of America can't take the fact that he is a little too socialist for them? Mind you, the people calling themselves Democrats in America would generally be considered to be slightly right-of-the-middle in the rest of the world :)

    211. Re:How is this legal? by Faithman2k · · Score: 1

      A doctor I know will not prescribe certain drugs by a German company that inherited a lot of drug research that was conducted on Holocaust victims. (I do work in the medical field)

    212. Re:How is this legal? by Panther_Wyvern · · Score: 1
      Sorry, the research was done. To not use it seems to be as equally as wasteful for the unwilling sacrifice made by those prisoners.


      I was thinking about this and it occurred to me that if it happened to me, I'd want the information to be used. Of course, if I were dead after the torture, it wouldn't matter what I wanted because I couldn't say and that's probably what most people think of - the fact that the victims can't speak for themselves.

      An interesting way to consider it might be, "what would you say if it were, for instance, your mother that had been tortured/killed for this information?" I have my own answer, as I know what my mother would say, but what do you guys think when you consider it that way?
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    213. Re:How is this legal? by laughingcoyote · · Score: 1

      Well, I dunno about anyone else, but I'm quite a ways to the left. (social democrat) However, Michael Moore just strikes me as a little too much of a demagogue for my liking, I prefer people who can speak calmly.

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    214. Re:How is this legal? by mink · · Score: 1

      "if I was half-mouse"

      Can we name you Eric?

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    215. Re:How is this legal? by jarnhestur · · Score: 1

      I remember one news show mentioning how 7 Americans died.

      You don't say? I've seen the BBC coverage where the mention the numbers of Britons dead, or in Canada where they mention the number of Canadians dead.

      You're just looking for an excuse to lash out. Go hate somewhere else.

    216. Re:How is this legal? by MysteriousPreacher · · Score: 1

      This is interesting. Personally I'll admit that I know nothing about this. I certainly know about the British Empire and our unsavoury expeditions.

      Although I could make an effort to learn more, this is a good example of how my culture simply encourages me to learn about what is closest to home.

      PS. Welcome back to good karma city.

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    217. Re:How is this legal? by Mikmorg · · Score: 1

      My mother has Parkinson's, and I have no doubt that if there was a cure available, wrought from the torture of someone, my mother would not accept it.

      I would understand this attitude if the torture hasn't happened yet, therefore giving your mother the possibility of stopping the results from occuring; but it is not so in this scenario. Your mother would have had no part of the torture. The information is now available; but yet she would not accept it because of the means? Note that she would not be in any way giving anything in return to the "providers" if the cure (the torturers).

      Information should NEVER be ignored if it can do good; no matter what the means of them coming into play are. The idea of it is proposterous and stubborn. Either way, how is accepting knowledge for benefit do any harm to anyone, when you do not give the provider any benefits?

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    218. Re:How is this legal? by StormKrow · · Score: 1

      however, that does bring up an interesting dilema.

      Are they human? or are they animal?

      If they're human, then they deserve all the rights and protections that other people enjoy.

      If they're animal, they're property. So it wouldn't be unreasonable to see a brothel of "cat women" who looked "human" enough, and there would be people lined up around the block.

      gives a new meaning to the term "cat house" wouldn't you say?)

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    219. Re:How is this legal? by StormKrow · · Score: 1

      of course it's self-absorbed. ...it *IS* all about U.S. after all. :-P

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    220. Re:How is this legal? by StormKrow · · Score: 1

      now *THAT* is comedy!

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    221. Re:How is this legal? by greenhide · · Score: 1

      Okay: quick question.

      Parent got one flamebait, one interesting, and one insightful. How come overall moderation is -1?

      Are Offtopic, Flamebait, and Troll the only moderations that count numerically anymore? Do we have to use "Underrated" forever now? WTF? /waiting to be modded offtopic

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    222. Re:How is this legal? by Nebu · · Score: 1

      But, by not using the research the people who were tortured went through it for nothing. We can all agree(I hope) that the torture was a horrible act and shouldn't be something that happens in the future, but since it did we should try to at least make some good of it.

      The argument against this is as follows: Let's say I'm a mad scientist. I decide that the world really oughta know the psychological effects of having children watch their siblings raped and killed. If you use the research that was obtained via torture, I'll think "Well, I'll get arrested, and perhaps executed, but I'm willing to make that sacrifice for the better of science." If you don't use the research, I'll think "There's no point in actually carrying out the experiment, since the scientific community will refuse to use my results anyway."

    223. Re:How is this legal? by jessecurry · · Score: 1

      but if you don't use the research then didn't all of this happen for nothing? It's just like studying the psychological effect of war on soldiers. It's really horrible that the soldiers had to suffer, but we should at least get some positive out of the ordeal, more than just the furthering of our political agenda.

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    224. Re:How is this legal? by Nebu · · Score: 1

      but if you don't use the research then didn't all of this happen for nothing?

      That argument has already been brought up in this thread, and that's the argument FOR using the research. I was merely bringing up the argument AGAINST using the research. Repeating the argument doesn't make that argument any stronger.

    225. Re:How is this legal? by jessecurry · · Score: 1

      I was simply trying to provide an example that eliminated the stigma of nazism. People all to often allow their emotions to interfere with logic. If you can provide an example that takes them out of their emotion filled bubble they are then able to look at the problem more objectively.
      And I believe that I was the first one to bring up the original argument, I was just restating it along with the new example to make sure that anyone reading the post would understand my stance without needing to look at the parent.
      I do have one problem though, you say that you are merely bringing up the argument AGAINST using the research. Do you actually take this stance or did you just wish to illicit a longer response from me?

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    226. Re:How is this legal? by Nebu · · Score: 1

      You say that you are merely bringing up the argument AGAINST using the research. Do you actually take this stance or did you just wish to illicit a longer response from me?

      None of the above. The way you phrase your argument ("Let's not let the torture happen for nothing", etc.) makes it sound like you genuinely could not think of any reason not to use the research, and so I gave you a reason.

      I personally can see both sides of the arguments, and so I abstain from voting either way. I just wanted to make sure you knew and understood both sides of the issue as well.

  4. #1 by jimi+the+hippie · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    first post

  5. Ya Gotta Have Faith.. by ackthpt · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    Cripes.

    Geo. W. Bush, The Religious Right and The Catholic Church is going to go nuts on this, because:

    1. They shouldn't have done it.
    2. If they abort any in progress or kill any it's murder.

    "You can use my cells, but it's gotta be raise a Catholic!"

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    1. Re:Ya Gotta Have Faith.. by TheCaptain · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I don't think you have to be Bush, the "religeous right", or the Catholic Church to have a problem with this.

      There are ALOT of ethical issues here outside of religeon - so can we PLEASE try to keep this from turning into the usual religeon flamewar?

    2. Re:Ya Gotta Have Faith.. by Manchot · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Cripes.

      There are two problems with your post.

      1. Don't associate the Catholic Church with the religious right or *shudders* W. Tell me again: what religion was Kerry? Also, what religion is dominant in cities like St. Louis, Chicago, L.A., and Boston, all Democratic strongholds? I'll give you a hint: not Methodist.

      2. Anyone who says that they can't see any ethical issues with this is lying. Can you honestly say that you have no problem with this?

    3. Re:Ya Gotta Have Faith.. by Afrosheen · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      "so can we PLEASE try to keep this from turning into the usual religeon flamewar?"

      Sure, but first let me trade your extraneous letter 'e' for an 'i'. I.e. religion, not religeon (like pigeon?).

    4. Re:Ya Gotta Have Faith.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      2. If they abort any in progress or kill any it's murder.

      Nah. They're not white and Christian, so it's OK to kill them.

    5. Re:Ya Gotta Have Faith.. by Klar · · Score: 1

      Screw ethics.. I want to be able to run faster, jump higher, and hell flying would be cool..

    6. Re:Ya Gotta Have Faith.. by GreyWolf3000 · · Score: 1
      Umm...yeah.

      I've been showed enough evidence to suggest that our government is wholly corrupt (meaning not limited to either party), uses force to exhert control over drug and oil sources and traffic routes, takes bribes from corporations who launder money from terrorist groups and drug cartels, uses terrorism to scare it's populace into giving up civil liberties and going along with nothing short of global imperialism, and to top it all of we have a media that won't tell us about any of it (by the way, it's not just Fox News that's to blame).

      Although there is a lot of evidence to suggest that such a bloodline dating back to Babylon existed in the middle ages as the top-tier of untoachables in the Freemasonic cult, I haven't seen any evidence that suggests that they rule the world.

      At any rate, if they did, that would certainly increase the likelihood of a quite Biblical apocalpse happening.

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    7. Re:Ya Gotta Have Faith.. by djplurvert · · Score: 1

      Well, I have a problem with bad spelling...AND SO DOES GOD!!!

    8. Re:Ya Gotta Have Faith.. by thej1nx · · Score: 1
      Bush for one, would be happy to drop off his religious veneer, and the US government would be all too willing to do the same for its moral misgivings, the moment China begins working on military applications for this. I mean genetically engineered chimeras to fight wars.

      Then, it will become all ... "we got to have this because they have it too".

      I dunno, if you can look upon the schism, this will create between the US govt. and the catholic churches, as a bright side.

    9. Re:Ya Gotta Have Faith.. by tftp · · Score: 1
      A much longer, healthier life would be a plus too.

      As Jesus used to say (more or less): "Every politician who argues against medical research must promise to commit sepukku at the age of 50" - since that's how long people would live without those e-e-e-e-vil doctors...

      Let's see how many people would gladly give up the chance of longer life in exchange for their moral values. IMO, any of those who do would be nothing less than a saint.

    10. Re:Ya Gotta Have Faith.. by tftp · · Score: 1

      On (2), I see no problem if humans can get eagle's eyesight and elephant's long life. What's wrong with that? You don't have to make monsters, after all - unless that's what you really want to do ;-)

    11. Re:Ya Gotta Have Faith.. by mrdogi · · Score: 1
      Kerry claims to be Catholic, but as far as I can tell it is in name only. A Catholic is supposed to look to the Pope for leadership (and through him, God). A Catholic is supposed to be as anti-abortion as possible, for example. Kerry on the other hand has been named by a certain 'liberal' group (sorry, don't know the name of the group) as being the most liberal senator in existance. As in: Ted Kennedy is the more conservative senator from Massechussettes.

      So, from what I've seen/heard/whatever, Kerry is NOT Catholic. (Just to block a few flames, neither am I, as it happens).

    12. Re:Ya Gotta Have Faith.. by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      No ... it's Dog that has a problem with it.

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    13. Re:Ya Gotta Have Faith.. by Jim_Callahan · · Score: 1

      Yes, yes, I can.

      I have no problem with this. Why should I?


      Strictly by definition, deciding what I should have for breakfast is an ethical question. Or at least according to the definition I got from the last philosophy class I took, back in the day. I don't see why this, however, is in any way an urgent ethical question. Same goes to genetic engineering. It's legally restricted enough already, I don't think i'll worry about it.

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    14. Re:Ya Gotta Have Faith.. by metlin · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Anyone who says that they can't see any ethical issues with this is lying.

      I cannot understand why you have to paint everyone with your ethical and moral brush.

      Can you honestly say that you have no problem with this?

      Yes? What's wrong in this - if anything, it will help us create human organs that may prolong our lifespans.

      If you are that concerned, remember that nature in and of itself has done these things in the course of evolution. And you're probably killing life everyday by consuming plants and animals.

      This is no different. You're playing nature and the moral issues associated with it are no different.

      If by any chance the chimeras do end up being sentient, we'll find a way of getting rid of that sentience and using them.

      *shrug*

    15. Re:Ya Gotta Have Faith.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A Catholic is also supposed to agree with the Pope on the Death Penalty, the War in Iraq, and birth control amongst other things. I imagine that most Catholic politicians deviate quite a bit from the "official" position, almost all of us do, (yes I was Catholic).

      As for "most liberal", ah the echo-chamber works, and works well. It wasn't a liberal magazine, it was the moderate National Journal, and he was only ranked "most liberal" a few times over the last however many years.

      http://www.factcheck.org/article284.html

    16. Re:Ya Gotta Have Faith.. by superyooser · · Score: 1
      Tell me again: what religion was Kerry?

      What's in a name?

    17. Re:Ya Gotta Have Faith.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah. I have no problem with it.

      But then again, I don't subscribe to traditional religion. I am not interested in the ramblings and poorly written propaganda of power-hungry nuts from millenia past.

      Hell, most of that stuff is not even internally consistent.

      For the record, I've been told I am going to hell. Many times. And I don't care. Why? Because I am freakin heathen, unbeliever, burn-him-at-the-stake kinda guy, and I am not afraid of make-believe threats with no physical evidence to go along with.

    18. Re:Ya Gotta Have Faith.. by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      Yeah! And from what I've heard, all Christians must believe that the earth is 6000 years old and that only 144000 people get to go to heaven! Hell, I don't remember the last time I saw a woman getting stoned for adultery. So, from what I've heard, most of the people out there who say they're Christian really aren't!

      And if you didn't get the sarcasm: religion is a person thing. Different people are free to choose to believe different things. Moreover, some people are intelligent enough to realize that, while they may believe one thing, it isn't their right to force those beliefs on others, let alone have them codified in law. I know, I know, it's hard to believe! People with actual, sophisticated belief systems, where things aren't all black and white... amazing, eh?

    19. Re:Ya Gotta Have Faith.. by Tablizer · · Score: 1
    20. Re:Ya Gotta Have Faith.. by Txiasaeia · · Score: 1
      "As Jesus used to say (more or less): "Every politician who argues against medical research must promise to commit sepukku at the age of 50""

      Sorry, we haven't used apocryphal gospel of Saint Yukimori the Samurai Doctor for *years*.

      --
      Condemnant quod non intellegunt.
    21. Re:Ya Gotta Have Faith.. by dadragon · · Score: 1

      Yeah! And from what I've heard, all Christians must believe that the earth is 6000 years old and that only 144000 people get to go to heaven! Hell, I don't remember the last time I saw a woman getting stoned for adultery. So, from what I've heard, most of the people out there who say they're Christian really aren't!

      I don't really know what your point is about Christians. The debate was whether Kerry could be considered a good Catholic. You seem to be exclusively associating Catholicism with Christianity. They aren't the same thing. Christianity includes Catholicism. That being said, about adultery, read Johm 8:3-11, you know, the part of the Bible where Jesus sais "He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her." (John 8:7, KJV)

      Also, about belief: Christianity itself (Ie the most basic level) requires you to believe nothing more than believing that Jesus is God, God raised him from the dead, and not be afraid to say it out loud. This is all in the epistle to the Romans.

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    22. Re:Ya Gotta Have Faith.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I have issues with your post, too. Being myself from a mostly catholic country (and not catholic), I can tell you a couple of things:

      1.- The Holy Roman Catholic Church is not rightist, or leftist. It's wherever the money is.

      2.- In the US, the Democratic Party is considered to be a somewhat leftist party. In most other countries, similar behavior is considered to be right wing (although not too conservative). True leftism (even mild leftism) does not exist in the US and is actively disencouraged by the two parties (and, if they can, they'd outlaw it) by labeling they members "communists", "anti-patriots", "terrorists". Hell, right now, even "pacifist" will do.

      PS: Before you tell me that I don't really know America, and how much America has helped my country and all that pre-recorded propaganda, I do live in the US.

    23. Re:Ya Gotta Have Faith.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      Wrong.

      A Catholic is supposed to defer to the authority of the Pope when he declares an infallible decision. Such decisions are generally made on questions of theology. Indeed, in two thousand years there has been only one infallible declaration by the Pope (Mary was assumed into heaven). Yes, most Catholics tend to give the Pope's opinion weight, but it is not a requirement. There are tons of priests, bishops and indeed a whole half of the Church (Eastern Orthodox) who have disagreements with the Pope, but are still Catholic.

      A Catholic believes in the sancitity of life. They are not directly supposed to be anti-abortion. For example, if not having an abortion will kill the mother, the mother is not required to sacrifice her life for that of her child.

      The essence of Catholicism is contained in the Creed/Profession of Faith read each week at Mass. It doesn't mention Pope or abortion.

      It is not your place to declare whether someone is Catholic. By doing so you are passing judgement. As the name Catholic (meaning 'universal') implies, the Catholic Church encompasses a huge range of people and opinions, including conflicting ones.

      If you really want to understand what makes a Catholic, read the Catechism of the Catholic Church. It's easier to read in book form. It's a pretty mind blowing document (apart from the length!) when you consider the number and quality of minds which have worked on it. It's interesting that the aforementioned 'creed' is used at the table of contents for first part of the Catechism, so that prayer really is a neat summary of what makes a Catholic.

      In case you haven't twigged I am Catholic. It makes me seethe with anger to see what US (and other) religious wackos are doing in the name of Christ. I feel justified in my anger in that I equate the wackos with the moneychangers who hijacked the temple in Jerusalem for their own ends, and got driven out by an angry Jesus.

    24. Re:Ya Gotta Have Faith.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What the hell are you thinking? China has 1.298 billion people in its borders-- they have more people available for military service than there are, total, in the united states. Your paranoia has probably killed your last vestiges of common sense...

    25. Re:Ya Gotta Have Faith.. by Forbman · · Score: 1

      No more so than scientists knocking out the immune systems in mice, so as to get better insight as to how the human immune system responds or doesn't respond to things like Ebola, HIV-4, etc.

      Will it ever be a perfect analogue? No. But it doesn't have to be. It can simply be a bit of a bullshit filter, which directs research in areas that would appear to have a much higher probability of relevance.

      We already knock out genes in fruit flies that make them grow eye cells in various parts of their bodies, and who knows what else.

      Having lived in the Chicago area, I will hazard a guess that most of the Catholics in Chicago *probably* voted for the W.

    26. Re:Ya Gotta Have Faith.. by thej1nx · · Score: 1
      Stop thinking "Captain America", please :p

      Start thinking creating treatments which imbue qualities of roaches(which are immune to radiation) to people, to create soldiers that can laugh off anything less than a direct nuclear strike.

      At which point you can happily nuke a warzone, killing only enemy soldiers. Paranoidal thinking yes, but military loves to invest in Science fiction stuff like this, if they can get a cost effective edge against the enemy.

      Admit it, half a billion radiation-proof soldiers are way better than half a billion normal soldiers.

    27. Re:Ya Gotta Have Faith.. by eraserewind · · Score: 1
      You're playing nature and the moral issues associated with it are no different.
      Morality doesn't apply to a physical process. Morality applies to human activity.
    28. Re:Ya Gotta Have Faith.. by Prune · · Score: 1

      Yes? What's wrong in this - if anything, it will help us create human organs that may prolong our lifespans.

      What's wrong is that you are creating a large risk of viruses jumping the species barier to humans. And for what? To create yet another assault on the natural selection among the human gene pool -- save a few lives now, so that many more will suffer in the future. The fact is that when you only have diversification and remove selection, the population's fitness does not only not improve, it actually gets worse (easy to see by experimenting with genetic algorithms).

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    29. Re:Ya Gotta Have Faith.. by IncarnadineConor · · Score: 1

      So it's a vast conspiracy to get mice to do our bidding...?

    30. Re:Ya Gotta Have Faith.. by bani · · Score: 1

      What's wrong is that you are creating a large risk of viruses jumping the species barier to humans

      this already happens in nature. avian flu anyone?

    31. Re:Ya Gotta Have Faith.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, about belief: Christianity itself (Ie the most basic level) requires you to believe nothing more than believing that Jesus is God, God raised him from the dead,

      Well which is it? Is Jesus God or did God raise him from the dead?

    32. Re:Ya Gotta Have Faith.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This strikes me as a pathetic argument. Just because something happens in nature does not mean that we should run about making that thing as easy as possible.

      In nature, some wild animals eat small children. I doubt anyone would aruge that enabling this process by placing wild animals in the infant wards of hospitals is a good thing.

      The fact that viruses (virii?) can jump species naturally is a very good reason to not make it any easier on those viruses than it already is.

      A hacker could break into your corporate network... does that mean you should look for new holes to open in your security? Why would you be more cautious with a hacker than only costs time and money than with a virus that can kill?

    33. Re:Ya Gotta Have Faith.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well which is it? Is Jesus God or did God raise him from the dead?

      Well, it is both really. For a Catholic this is a non-issue, because of the belief in the Holy Trinity. God can be thought of as simultaneously having three different manifestations or roles of the same being; the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit. The Father, is God in role as creator of the physical universe. The Son, is Jesus Christ who is both God and a human. The Holy Spirit is the will of God working in the physical universe.

      I'll let any Protestants speak for their own beliefs because I don't want to accidently misrepresent them.

    34. Re:Ya Gotta Have Faith.. by PMuse · · Score: 1
      Anyone who says that they can't see any ethical issues with this is lying.

      I cannot understand why you have to paint everyone with your ethical and moral brush.

      There are issues. The parent may not care about them, but the grandparent is evidence that some people do. Therefore, there are issues. We must come to agreement on them or face conflict.

      ...remember that nature in and of itself has done these things in the course of evolution. ... you're probably killing life everyday by consuming plants and animals. This is no different.

      We are not responsible for what nature does in evolution. We are responsible for what we do. If nature creates suffering, we try to mitigate it. (For instance, the recent tsunami.) We do not try to imitate it.

      If we act using genetics to create modified beings, we may create great suffering. Of the modified beings, of us, of other unmodified animals. We have ever-greater power, but we still lack control. Let us take small steps only, and with caution. Perhaps there are some things we should not do, even though we can.

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    35. Re:Ya Gotta Have Faith.. by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      I don't really know what your point is about Christians.

      Evidentally.

      The debate was whether Kerry could be considered a good Catholic.

      And my point, that you didn't get, is that the definition of "good Catholic" is subjective, just as the definition of "good Christian" is subjective, because religious belief is, ultimately, a personal thing.

      That being said, about adultery, read Johm 8:3-11, you know, the part of the Bible where Jesus sais "He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her." (John 8:7, KJV)

      Yes, I realize the bible contradicts itself, thank you for pointing that out. This is, of course, why there are so many Christian denominations out there... everyone picks and chooses the parts they like.

      Also, about belief: Christianity itself (Ie the most basic level) requires you to believe nothing more than...

      Thank you for providing *your* definition of Christianity. If I go talk to a Dutch Reformist friend of mine, he'll give me a different definition. And if I talked to a member of the United church, they'll give me yet another. Which is, again, the point that you missed.

    36. Re:Ya Gotta Have Faith.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't have to be religious to have MORALS. You know deep down inside that this is wrong. It's wrong for HUMANITY. This is absolutely SICK.

    37. Re:Ya Gotta Have Faith.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh yes. So your saying you'll MURDER any sentients who come into being. Why stop with murdering the chimareas? Why not murder disabled or people with birth defects too? What's the difference right? Are you a relative of Hitler or something?

    38. Re:Ya Gotta Have Faith.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In case you were asleep for the last 100 years communism is a failed ideology. "From each according to his ability to each according to his NEED" does not work. Interestingly enough your ideology conflicts with your precious Darwin theory. Is it time to re-evaluate?

    39. Re:Ya Gotta Have Faith.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know this for a fact Mr. Viral Scientist?

      Or is this just one more idiotic, know-nothing opinion thrown on the pile of a million other idiodic opinions here on slashdot?

      I thought as much...

  6. Sweet! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Sign me up for the first CatDog produced!

  7. Oh $h!T by seringen · · Score: 2, Funny

    a hybrid creature that's part human, part animal. oh my god, they've cloned my relatives

    1. Re:Oh $h!T by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh my gawd... they cloned my ex-wife!

    2. Re:Oh $h!T by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      are not humans animals too ?

    3. Re:Oh $h!T by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since humans are animals, such a creature would be all animal.

    4. Re:Oh $h!T by randallpowell · · Score: 1

      ONly at frat parties, football games, NASCAR races, and at strip clubs. Rest of the time, we're denying our animal nature.

  8. That would be playing god. by Flakeloaf · · Score: 4, Funny

    God shmod, I want my monkeyman!

    --

    Am I the only one who heard Roxette to sing "I'm gonna get blitzed for some sex"?

    1. Re:That would be playing god. by Hi_2k · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm just waiting for someone to really make those Catgirls you see in anime. Me-YOW!

      --
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      Sluggy Freelance.
    2. Re:That would be playing god. by servognome · · Score: 4, Funny

      sorry, those chicks prefer tentacle creatures over us mere humans.

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    3. Re:That would be playing god. by Associate · · Score: 1

      I wanna neo-dog.
      Fido, go get me a beer.
      RoK

      --
      Someone hates these cans.
    4. Re:That would be playing god. by CyanDisaster · · Score: 1

      Here's your monkeyman!

      http://www.bushorchimp.com/

      Hope be with ye,
      Cyan

    5. Re:That would be playing god. by desplesda · · Score: 1

      "Anime".

    6. Re:That would be playing god. by Blittzed · · Score: 2, Funny

      Never mind that, where's my three-assed monkey!

      --
      "They looked deep into my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined"
    7. Re:That would be playing god. by Digital+Avatar · · Score: 1

      Get your stinkin' paws off me, you damn dirty ape!

    8. Re:That would be playing god. by Darken_Everseek · · Score: 1

      My friend, there are places retractable claws should -not- go.

    9. Re:That would be playing god. by Frogg · · Score: 1

      well cross me with an octopus already godammit!

    10. Re:That would be playing god. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wish there were pigmen. You get a few of these pigmen walking around and I'm looking a whole lot better. Then if somebody wants to fix me up at least they could say, "Hey he's no pig-man!"

    11. Re:That would be playing god. by Masami+Eiri · · Score: 1

      I hear that! :D

    12. Re:That would be playing god. by Ziviyr · · Score: 1

      Its so cute when my girlfriend drops dead mice on me!

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      Someone set us up the bomb, so shine we are!
    13. Re:That would be playing god. by slashdot_commentator · · Score: 1

      Screw anime. If they look like Jessica Alba, I'm so there...

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    14. Re:That would be playing god. by AtrN · · Score: 1
      That's okay. Just get some tentacles! Or maybe some donkey bits...

      Um, I better go now.

    15. Re:That would be playing god. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ME TOO!

    16. Re:That would be playing god. by squoozer · · Score: 1

      I've got a couple of testicles and do a great octopus impression - do you think they would accept that?

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    17. Re:That would be playing god. by bar-agent · · Score: 1

      Its so cute when my girlfriend drops dead mice on me!

      Well, it's better than the cute little mind games that human girls play...but I'm not bitter. Nope, not me!

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      i'd hit it so hard, if you pulled me out you'd be the king of britain [bash.org]
    18. Re:That would be playing god. by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 1

      Fool! Nobody prefers tentacle creatures. That's why they're always raping everybody. Duh.

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    19. Re:That would be playing god. by jhalme · · Score: 1
      God shmod, I want my monkeyman

      I hear there's one already in Redmond...
    20. Re:That would be playing god. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      your mother was a hamster..

    21. Re:That would be playing god. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Balmer is working for Microsoft. You can have him is you want him.

    22. Re:That would be playing god. by Monkeyman334 · · Score: 2

      I've been around for a while, what I really need is a monkeywoman.

    23. Re:That would be playing god. by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

      How about a FOUR assed monkey? Jeesh, don't you guys watch South Park? ;)

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    24. Re:That would be playing god. by MoriaOrc · · Score: 1

      Underpower: the best example of why a cat girl-friend is a bad idea ;)

    25. Re:That would be playing god. by Wampus+Aurelius · · Score: 1

      Does it have four asses? I don't deal in single-assed creatures.

    26. Re:That would be playing god. by squallbsr · · Score: 1

      And then the LORD Almighty sends a plauge upon his stupid people for tampering with his stuff.

      Yeah, what happens when we get a corporation like Ubrella? There needs to be a balance between what is allowed to happen and what is disallowed. If we don't put down enough rules for this kind of research, then we get Umbrella, if we put too many rules - then we fall behind the rest of the world. I won't vote for an entirely Liberal OR Conservative solution. It needs to be a good median...

      BTW: I got the humor...

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    27. Re:That would be playing god. by Blittzed · · Score: 1

      You're just being greedy. Three's enough for me! ;)

      --
      "They looked deep into my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined"
    28. Re:That would be playing god. by Leigh13 · · Score: 1

      That's ridiculous. You do nothing but play God, and I think your octo-parrot would agree.

      [points to a creature with the body and head of a parrot, but with tentacles instead of wings and legs]

      Polly: Awk! Polly shouldn't be!


      (credit: snpp)

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      What I should have said was nothing.
    29. Re:That would be playing god. by OlderThanDirt · · Score: 1

      What god?

    30. Re:That would be playing god. by mink · · Score: 1

      Most cat girls in animeI can think of turn out to be androids or cyborgs.

      --
      Well I've wrestled with reality for thirty five years doctor, and I'm happy to say I finally won out over it.
    31. Re:That would be playing god. by mink · · Score: 1

      A canopy is a lot like an umbrella....

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      Well I've wrestled with reality for thirty five years doctor, and I'm happy to say I finally won out over it.
  9. Family by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Brings a new defintion to Monkey's Uncle

  10. uh huh.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful
    Scientists feel that, the more humanlike the animal, the better research model it makes for testing drugs or possibly growing "spare parts," such as livers, to transplant into humans.
    Because, you know, that's not sick or anything.
    1. Re:uh huh.. by forkazoo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, those sick fuckers want to have a pig, which would be raised for slaughter anyway, be able to provide me with a lung transplant in case I get hit by a bus, or get cancer. That's totally sick. I can't believe they would want to do such a horrible thing. Next time some kid gets caught in the crossfire of a gang war, you and I can go to the hospital, and try and keep everybody who tries to save his life away from him. It isn't natural for him to survive, so it must be wrong.

      And, guts and organs give me the heebie-jeebies. I can't stand the site of blood, so I make all my moral and ethical decisions based on what personally makes me feel the most comfortable. If I don't have to think about food-animals being able to grow vital organs for humans, then I don't have to think about yukky slimy stuff. Yeah, so it's sick and wrong.

    2. Re:uh huh.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, we are banned from the religious right from obviating animal experimentation by means of the medical advances potentially made possible by experimentation on the countless number of surplus embryos rotting away in deep freezers in fertility clinics all over the country-- ironically, most of which are leftovers from expensive fertility treatments undertaken by the exact same rich white people who make up the religious right.

      So animal experimentation it is.

  11. We will call it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    HUMANIMAL

    [Dramatic string hit as Humanimal is displayed to the gasping black-and-white crowd]]

    1. Re:We will call it... by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 1

      There was a show in the 1980s called Manimal. Some guy could turn into an eagle, a black panther and maybe some other stuff (I was very young at the time). Sounds like a good DVD rental to me.

  12. Nah... by kclittle · · Score: 1, Funny
    that ain't no hybrid, that's just my cousin Louie...

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  13. oblig simpsons quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    "God shmod, I want my monkey-man!"

  14. SPOILER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The guy's wife didn't leave him. He used her to make a talking chimera.

  15. Wings by JCY2K · · Score: 1

    When do I get my wings?

    1. Re:Wings by apikoros · · Score: 1

      right after you get the hollow bones, the 1m deep sternum and lose 50kg!

      Oh... and that opposable thumb.... OUTAHERE!

    2. Re:Wings by irokitt · · Score: 1

      Try Red Bull;)

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      If my answers frighten you, stop asking scary questions.
  16. I don't know... by Novous · · Score: 1

    ...is this really a line that we should cross? For a deep question: Will we loose our own humanity if we continue to destroy our morals for the sake of progress?

    1. Re:I don't know... by servognome · · Score: 1

      Will we loose our own humanity if we continue to destroy our morals for the sake of progress?
      It only takes a few to make that decision for the rest of us (to gain the knowledge). But on the bright side losing our humanity may help our spelling.

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    2. Re:I don't know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      For a deep question: Will we loose our own humanity if we continue to destroy our morals for the sake of progress?

      Well, I don't know about that. What I do know is that I'd like to pass a law mandating that anyone caught using the word "moral" in public be kicked squarely in the groin.

      Hopefully, this would have the effect of helping them to focus on their own reproductive system, rather than everyone else's, and also, if we're all real lucky, it'll inhibit their ability to reproduce as well.

    3. Re:I don't know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      loose our own humanity

      "lose".

    4. Re:I don't know... by cranos · · Score: 1

      Heres another deep question: Define morals and if there is such a thing as an absolute morality, if so prove it

  17. Mouse..... by mcknation · · Score: 4, Funny

    And at Stanford University in California an experiment might be done later this year to create mice with human brains.

    Yes and the answer is 42.

    /-McK

    1. Re:Mouse..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What are we going to do today Brain? Same thing we do every day Pinky...

    2. Re:Mouse..... by Digital+Avatar · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Yes and the answer is 42.

      Yes, but the Earth was designed to find the question, not the answer. You fail it.

    3. Re:Mouse..... by ari_j · · Score: 1

      The answer is 42, and nobody will have to be nailed to anything, unless you count mice with human brains being nailed to lab tables.

    4. Re:Mouse..... by dubbreak · · Score: 1

      If you are alluding to Douglas Adams, mice already have superior brains (in the book), so why would you want them to have human brains? Now dolphins on the other hand... :D

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      "If you are going through hell, keep going." - Winston Churchill
    5. Re:Mouse..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And at Stanford University in California an experiment might be done later this year to create mice with human brains.

      I don't think they'll fit.

    6. Re:Mouse..... by EngMedic · · Score: 1

      two words: "screaming heebie-jeebies".

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    7. Re:Mouse..... by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1
      Now dolphins on the other hand... :D
      ... also are more intelligent than humans, just less than mice. Read the hitchhiker again!
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      The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
  18. China of all places by sTalking_Goat · · Score: 1

    I suppose thats one way to solve your poulation problems. Mix your babies with rabbit, that way you can eat the extras...

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    My days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle...

    1. Re:China of all places by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, mixing any species with a rabbit is not a good way to control population problems!

  19. organ transplants by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    havent they been breeding pigs with human compatible hearts for a while now to aim to reduce organ shortages

    this is probably just a step on the way till we can grow organs by themselves

  20. Been there, done that.... by griff199 · · Score: 1, Funny

    Microsoft already perfected this years ago.

  21. I for one... by Prophetic_Truth · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I for one welcome our new rabbit-human chimera overlords.

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    time is your 6th sense, the wierd ones are 7+
    1. Re:I for one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ALL HAIL BIG BUNNY!

      Nyyyyeeeaahh What's up, Doc?

    2. Re:I for one... by brain007 · · Score: 1

      ...think that I have no idea how to mod this. Not that this joke is normally funny, but this time it actually makes you think.

  22. "Chimera" other uses of the word by TWX · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I remember reading about another medical circumstance that also used the term Chimera. Apparently it's possible for two fraternal embryos in a pregnant woman to combine and become one organism, with two sets of genetics. Some beings composed this way stand out due to differing genetics manifesting different skin on the body; some don't stand out because certain organs or systems have a different genetic makeup than other systems, all internally. It's interesting, as these people have two DNA structures. When I first read Chimera in the context of the headline I wondered what this new thing had to do with the old use, but they appear to be exclusive of each other.

    More here and here.

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    1. Re:"Chimera" other uses of the word by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      pfffttt...
      that was in an episode of CSI.

    2. Re:"Chimera" other uses of the word by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you want to get really funky, how about a chimera from two fraternal half-twin embryos?

      To clarify: mother releases two eggs, they are fertilized by different fathers.

      This has to have happened at some point.

    3. Re:"Chimera" other uses of the word by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes and CSI on occassion borrows from reality.

      It's not much different than conjoined twins in a sense. Except in the case of conjoined the eggs never fully separate whereas chimera start as two separate eggs and one is obsorbed into the other.

    4. Re:"Chimera" other uses of the word by arcanumas · · Score: 2, Informative
      Well chimera was a monster in the myths of ancient Greece.
      Chimera was beaten by Belerephontis (sp? i know the greek name only) and his horse, Pegasus.
      And ,you guessed it, it was " a monster with the head of a lion, body of a goat and the tail of a dragon"

      So it makes sense to use it in this context.

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    5. Re:"Chimera" other uses of the word by TWX · · Score: 2, Informative

      That could be a real big problem, and might lead to a spontaneous miscarriage, especially if blood types are incompatible.

      There are a few known examples of XY/XX Chimeras if memory serves, though I don't really remember how physical characteristics developed.

      Scarier yet, there are conjoined twins that share what looks to be a single torso and legs, looking like one body with two heads. Apparently the girls have seperate ribcages and upper organs, but their backbones merge into a single pelvis, and their digestive systems combine somewhere in there. They each control one arm and one leg on each one's side of their body. Since the girls have always been this way they've gotten good at coordinating to allow them to function to the point of playing slowpitch softball with family. I don't doubt that life will always be difficult for them to keep individual, considering their extreme fusing, but they are mentally seperate.

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    6. Re:"Chimera" other uses of the word by Fractal+Dice · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure I understand what you mean? I would consider a natural human-human chimera to be just a special case of a more general definition of a chimera: "two or more genetically distinct cell lines within individual".

      To me, the interesting question is what will this do to the concept of equality under the law? What percentage of human does an entity have to be for us to declare it human under the law? Does a person with a rabbit-celled mole cease to be human? Does a rabbit with a human-celled mole have human rights? Or will there be a "sentience test" for any new organism to determine its status? Or will the concept of legal "equal rights" collapse for all of us under the weight of these questions?

      I guess it's all academic until a reaches adulthood and demands clarification of the law.

      ( aside: there are more bacteria cells than human cells in the average human body so we're already chimeras of a sort :)

    7. Re:"Chimera" other uses of the word by samantha · · Score: 0

      You are confused. Fraternal twins always have the same genetic structure.

    8. Re:"Chimera" other uses of the word by Abcd1234 · · Score: 2, Informative

      You might want to double-check that...

    9. Re:"Chimera" other uses of the word by metamorphage · · Score: 0

      Clearly not, because fraternal twins don't look the same. Identical twins have the same genetics.

    10. Re:"Chimera" other uses of the word by Kethinov · · Score: 1

      I wonder when the scientists will reproduce this chimerical animal?

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    11. Re:"Chimera" other uses of the word by im_thatoneguy · · Score: 2, Informative

      Consider it double-checked. I distinctly remember it from my biology textbook, I thought it was quite fascinating and did some further study. It is infact called Chimera as he describes.

    12. Re:"Chimera" other uses of the word by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 1


      Chimera was beaten by Belerephontis (sp? i know the greek name only) and his horse, Pegasus.

      Ironic that a monster which was a mix of several animals was beaten, in part, by a creature which was half bird and half horse.

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    13. Re:"Chimera" other uses of the word by Muad'Dave · · Score: 1

      That's similar to how calico cats happen, like mine, named Opal. Her brother is named Onyx, appropriately enough.

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    14. Re:"Chimera" other uses of the word by bkr1_2k · · Score: 1

      So my fraternal twin sister (I'm male) has the same genetic structure I do?

      I don't think that's quite right...unless I'm misunderstanding the term genetic structure.

      bkr

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    15. Re:"Chimera" other uses of the word by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But the above poster wasn't speaking of chimeras, but instead incorrectly claiming that fraternal twins have identical genetic structures. Identical twins do; that's why they're called identical.

    16. Re:"Chimera" other uses of the word by TLSPRWR · · Score: 1

      From the original post:

      Apparently it's possible for two fraternal embryos in a pregnant woman to combine and become one organism, with two sets of genetics.

      In no way was it implied that all fraternal twins have the same genetic structure. It's just that sometimes in the womb, two embryos can combine into one, thus causing two seperate genetic structures.

      Think of it like you and your sister combined into one body... That's how I understand it at least.

    17. Re:"Chimera" other uses of the word by hawthorne · · Score: 1

      The case I remember was where a woman was told that she couldn't be the mother of her own child.

      See http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_838312.html for more details.

    18. Re:"Chimera" other uses of the word by Log+from+Blammo · · Score: 1

      I have heard this phenomenon referred to as "mosaic karyotype".

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    19. Re:"Chimera" other uses of the word by pavon · · Score: 1

      Hehe, half dozen posts saying you are wrong and none of them explain why - thats slashdot for you.

      Fraternal twins are dizygotic - they both come from a different eggs, and have different DNA. Identical twins are monozygotic - a single egg is fertilized and then divides into two identical embryos. Identical twins were also called paternal twins sometimes, which is probably your source of confusion (although that does not appear to be the prefered term now-a-days).

      So there are twins with identical DNA, but you got the terms switched.

    20. Re:"Chimera" other uses of the word by Krach42 · · Score: 1

      He's refering to http://science.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=137422 &cid=11489515

      Where the person says: "You are confused. Fraternal twins always have the same genetic structure."

      So, this person (samantha, slashdot id: 68231) wasn't just just *implying* that Fraternal twins have the same genetic structure, she outright DECLARED it.

      In the future, please RTFPP (Read the Parent Posts)

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    21. Re:"Chimera" other uses of the word by bkr1_2k · · Score: 1

      Yes, I wasn't confused about what the article said.

      My problem was with the information in the previous post to mine...that fraternal twins have the same genetic structure. That isn't the case as far as I understand genetic structure.

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    22. Re:"Chimera" other uses of the word by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. You are thinking of identical twins. Fraternal twins come from 2 eggs and are no different than normal brother and sisiters, other than the fact that they were born on the same day.

    23. Re:"Chimera" other uses of the word by Amerist · · Score: 1

      A lovely medical conditiion, indeed.

      For Pop Culture references (OMG, spoiler maybe.):

      Fortunately for America the oft lauded crime-drama about forensic scientists, CSI has done an episode which involved a criminal who was such one Chimera. For anyone who is really curious about plot-twisting speculation one CSI episode already asked the question. The episode in question is Bloodlines.

      And of course, one of my particular passions is marine biology:

      There are also some marine critters which exibit both plant and animal charcteristics. Although referred to also as Chimera, this I've generally known to be a misuse as most of the dual-animals are colonies.

    24. Re:"Chimera" other uses of the word by Joe+Mucchiello · · Score: 1

      There was a CSI with that macguffin. The murderer/rapists DNA from his mouth did not exactly match the DNA from his sperm. First I'd heard about Chimera outside myths/D&D.

    25. Re:"Chimera" other uses of the word by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "...but they appear to be exclusive of each other"

      nope. same principal -- just in vitro, rather than in vivo... ...and crossing the species boundaries, which is what's getting people a bit riled.

    26. Re:"Chimera" other uses of the word by TWX · · Score: 1
      "...but they appear to be exclusive of each other"
      "nope. same principal -- just in vitro, rather than in vivo... ...and crossing the species boundaries, which is what's getting people a bit riled."

      Well, chimeras, where people have two sets of DNA structures are naturally occurring, as the process involved fertilization of cells that were originally sexual cells. Since there are no animals that can breed with humans genetically, there can not be any natually-occurring mixed-species chimeras unless somehow an animal stem cell or something somehow got mixed in with a human embryo and survived, and even then the being would have two independent sets of cells, not some hybrid cell that has multiple DNA parts.
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    27. Re:"Chimera" other uses of the word by im_thatoneguy · · Score: 1

      I would admit being wrong on this one. I didn't notice there was an minimized comment regarding twins. I just saw Chimera -> wrong term -> my quote. I have no knowledge that can be beneficial to the twin debate.

    28. Re:"Chimera" other uses of the word by dave1g · · Score: 1

      Not really, try reading greek mythology without coming across some lame half this, part this monster.

      They were almost all like that. or they had many heads or many arms of some regular animal, or even the lamest where it was just a giant animal. One of which being a female pig, a sow. The greeks were pretty unimaginative in this respect.

  23. gosh, mice w/ human brains?!? by gardyloo · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sweet. I can sit back and let that sucker go STRAIGHT to the pr0n. clickety, clickety

    1. Re:gosh, mice w/ human brains?!? by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      Yeah, gotta love all that hot rodent-on-rodent action!

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    2. Re:gosh, mice w/ human brains?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      In other research news, scientists have succeeded in creating humans w/ mice genitals. The automobile industry is thrilled, expecting booming SUV sales.

  24. further development by Olaserov · · Score: 1

    It says they terminated the hybrids after only a few days. My question... what would have they come up with if they hadn't?

    My first guess is that the species wouldn't be able to survive very long due to vast incompatibilities. How will this be at all useful, beyond the harvesting of stem cells, if the fetus can't develop properly?

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    1. Re:further development by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      > what would have they come up with if they hadn't?

      Stuart Little?

  25. i, for one... by sxtxixtxcxh · · Score: 0
    welcome our new half human overlords.

    but seriously... if making human/animals for spare parts becomes ethically acceptable, when will brain-dead spare part clones come into fashion?

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    1. Re:i, for one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How long has Paris Hilton been a celebrity?

    2. Re:i, for one... by utopianfiat · · Score: 1

      where's my prehensile tail? I could be twice as efficient using my tail on my mouse.

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  26. "create mice with human brains." by John+Sokol · · Score: 1

    Did you see that line!!

    Think Pinky and the Brain....

    Soon the mice will be taking over..

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    1. Re:"create mice with human brains." by fireman+sam · · Score: 1

      Exactly what I thought.

      Here are some standard ./ sayings:

      I for one welcome our mice with human brains overloards.

      In soviet russia, humans have mouse brains

      Obligatory P&B quote: "The brain: We will try to take over the world"

      Feel free to add more

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  27. Gonna happen regardless... by modemboy · · Score: 1

    I've been saying for a while this was going to happen regardless of laws or ethical qualms. I always use a dolphin-boy as my example.
    All it takes is one mad scientist, and there are plenty of mad scientists out there. I think people are going to learn to live with our partially human friends or have to kill them all (a hard prospect even if they are weird looking.)

    1. Re:Gonna happen regardless... by tftp · · Score: 1
      there are plenty of mad scientists out there

      It is said that every genius is somewhat mad. So you right indeed.

  28. Mice with human brains? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    He just got inaugurated.

    1. Re:Mice with human brains? by sxtxixtxcxh · · Score: 1

      surely you meant "humans with mice brains"....

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    2. Re:Mice with human brains? by ff1324 · · Score: 1

      Sorry, that classification is already occupied by Congress.

    3. Re:Mice with human brains? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, those are already here.
      They are running our country if you hadn't noticed

    4. Re:Mice with human brains? by sxtxixtxcxh · · Score: 1

      ah right, but if i recall correctly, the mouse with a human brain lost the 1992 american presidential election as a third-party candidate....

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    5. Re:Mice with human brains? by 1u3hr · · Score: 1

      surely you meant "humans with mice brains"....
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    6. Re:Mice with human brains? by sxtxixtxcxh · · Score: 1

      *sigh* i know... i'm upset my cousin (and a few friends) got a free ipod despite thinking they'd never send a free ipod. so i'll keep (barely) trying.

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    7. Re:Mice with human brains? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      *sigh* i know... i'm upset my cousin (and a few friends) got a free ipod

      I'm pretty sure you're lying. Some might admire your persistence, I find it repugnant.

    8. Re:Mice with human brains? by sxtxixtxcxh · · Score: 1

      i'm not lying.

      he even got a 'i
      it's sad that you would think that of me. are we just a little disgruntled?

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  29. Old news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm pretty certain that I saw something regarding this subject back in 2004.

    Lately a lot of what I see on slashdot is stuff I already saw somewhere else a day or two before.

    News is supposed to be timely. This isn't news.

  30. False Advertising by strider44 · · Score: 4, Informative

    This is false advertising - when most people think Chimera they think Dongeons and Dragons etc. They even have a picture of a lion with the head of a goat and the tail as a serpant.

    So I read this article and it talks about cells in petri dishes and mice with 1% human brains (which, from what I've read, is a bit of a downgrade).

    I think that there's no sense in starting an uproar over "creating new species" and "playing god" yet. A petri dish is ever so slightly different from a goat-lion-serpant or a girlfriend with the head of a shark.

    1. Re:False Advertising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Somehow I doubt that these people who instantly think "dungeons and dragons" when the word "Chimera" is mentioned will need to worry about a girlfiend having the head of a shark, or any other animal.

    2. Re:False Advertising by EulerX07 · · Score: 2, Funny

      A petri dish is ever so slightly different from a goat-lion-serpant or a girlfriend with the head of a shark.

      I take it there's no such thing as too much teeth for you...

    3. Re:False Advertising by coopaq · · Score: 2, Funny
      This is false advertising - when most people think Chimera they think Dongeons and Dragons etc.

      What's a Dongeon?

      Is that a Donkey and Dragon Chimera?

      How many hitpoints does it have?

      Oh hell... I'm adding one to my modded Temple of Elemental Evil campaign tonight.

    4. Re:False Advertising by trs9000 · · Score: 2, Informative

      I think that there's no sense in starting an uproar over "creating new species" and "playing god" yet.
      I sortof agree. But the question is, When is it okay? When can we become upset? It's a very hard line to draw. I think we should be constantly pushing forward and constantly questioning at the same time.
      Because what if they hit upon something? Which might be very useful? Or have ramifications we weren't prepared to deal with? Legislation and public reaction can move slow if the awareness isn't there.
      I do think that our sense of morals and ethics (as humans) has evolved over the years; I'm not sure I believe in absolute right or wrong. So, I'm down with breaking new ground and trying new things. But while these opinions and ethics may change slowly with time, we had better be aware of all the issues, all the potential ramifications and all the potential costs (monetary and other) before we bring these things to market so quickly [I'm looking at you, Monsanto!].

    5. Re:False Advertising by strider44 · · Score: 4, Funny

      It was a typo, I meant Dungeon. Yoo see, I have specially mapped my keyboard so that the 'O' is next to the 'U', and as yoo'd expect, every so often I miss the 'U' and accidentely hit 'O' qoite often. I hope yoo onderstand, it is a simple typographical error, nothing more.

    6. Re:False Advertising by fireman+sam · · Score: 1

      Donkey and a dragon. Sound's like a bit of Shrek porn. You know the one where Donkey is giving the dragon a bit *wink wink*

      Maybe they should have used some protection.

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    7. Re:False Advertising by robogymnast · · Score: 1

      a goat-lion-serpant or a girlfriend with the head of a shark

      Ok, a goat-lion-sepent I can picture, but what is this other creature you refer to, the 'g' one? What is its challenge rating?

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    8. Re:False Advertising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would you want a girlfriend with fifteen rows of teeth?

    9. Re:False Advertising by strider44 · · Score: 1

      there are . . . reasons . . .

    10. Re:False Advertising by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      "...or a girlfriend with the head of a shark."?
      You've never met my EX have you?

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    11. Re:False Advertising by deathguppie · · Score: 1

      OMFG, I dated her!

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    12. Re:False Advertising by mrjb · · Score: 1

      A petri dish is ever so slightly different from [...] a girlfriend with the head of a shark. And safer to Mr. Johnson too.

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    13. Re:False Advertising by ApostateApostle · · Score: 1

      This is false advertising - when most people think Chimera they think Dongeons and Dragons etc. They even have a picture of a lion with the head of a goat and the tail as a serpant.

      True, but it wasn't that long ago that scientists were parading around that mouse with the human ear grown on it's back through stem-cell implantation. Who's to say that they couldn't grow say, a tail on human, which is probably the kind of thing that the religious right is afraid of.

      Personally, I think I'd be kinda cool to have a few extra limbs. Sure be useful while surfing for por.. err.. doing research.

    14. Re:False Advertising by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      I think that there's no sense in starting an uproar over "creating new species" and "playing god" yet

      While I agree with you, and I'm all for scientific research, I believe that it's important to have the public debate as well. I'm sure that there are lines that we wouldn't want to cross, but will be, simply because someone had the funds, or ego, to do so. There should be some limitations on what's acceptable, and the public discussion about where those limits are should occur sooner rather than later.

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    15. Re:False Advertising by tf23 · · Score: 1

      heh, reminds me of this chick we nicknamed snaggletooth...

    16. Re:False Advertising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "My father put his human-penis into my mother's shark-vagina."

      Sharko
      Sealab 2021
      [adult swim]

    17. Re:False Advertising by roddymclachlan · · Score: 1
      They even have a picture of a lion with the head of a goat and the tail as a serpant.
      This is all wrong. A Chimera is indeed a real creature composed of goat and lion but in fact the two halves are joined lengthwise. It's a completely ineffective creature.
    18. Re:False Advertising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're going to go that way you might as well get a tail with a vagina on the end of it...
      Hell lets all get tails with vaginas on them.
      For the men it has obvious benefits and for women... well who would turn down a second vagina?

    19. Re:False Advertising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A petri dish is ever so slightly different from a goat-lion-serpant or a girlfriend with the head of a shark.

      You've met Sharon?

    20. Re:False Advertising by alphafoo · · Score: 1

      Deb: What are you drawing?
      Napoleon Dynamite: A liger.
      Deb: What's a liger?
      Napoleon Dynamite: It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed...

    21. Re:False Advertising by coyote_oww · · Score: 1
      every so often I miss the 'U' and accident e ly hit 'O' qoite often. I hope yoo onderstand

      Might want to check that i-->e thing out too.

    22. Re:False Advertising by Java+Ape · · Score: 1

      Actually, it's a perfectly correct use of the term Chimera. Genetically, Chimera's are creatures composed of genetically distinct cells (from different zygotes). They've been known, studied and even created inthe lab for some time. Frankly, my problem with this non-story is that, other than some arm-waving about possible regulatory actions, it could have been written in the 70's for all the new information it provided. Yawn.

    23. Re:False Advertising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about NO rows of teeth?!?

    24. Re:False Advertising by strider44 · · Score: 1

      Sorry, it's proper spelling is accidentally (at least where I live). Well, technicely that's my problem I suppose, but I'll still blame my keyboard...

    25. Re:False Advertising by coyote_oww · · Score: 1

      What can I say, I'm an inganear.

  31. boring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    And at Stanford University in California an experiment might be done later this year to create mice with human brains.

    We already know the results
  32. Everyone's a Chimera by Epistax · · Score: 1

    It's just human/human. For example you have some of your mom in you, literally. That is, cells with your mother's exact DNA.

    1. Re:Everyone's a Chimera by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, that solves all the ethical issues involved. Thanks!

    2. Re:Everyone's a Chimera by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 1

      That's as effective as saying I'm a bodybuilder, albeit a weak and overweight one.

    3. Re:Everyone's a Chimera by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget that since humans are animals, such a chimera can also be considered a human/animal hybrid.

    4. Re:Everyone's a Chimera by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1
      You do? Which cells would those be?

      And here I'd always thought my DNA was a mixture of my mother's and my father's.

      Note, as a qualifier to the above sarcasm, that mytochondrial DNA, which is contained within every cell, is exclusivly from your mother. Or from the source of the egg, in any case, if you happen to be cloned.

      Personally, I'm looking forward to Chimeras - pretty soon we'll be able to make Underpeople to be our slaves. Won't that be nice?

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  33. The hybrids are here! by Faust7 · · Score: 1

    So, how long until Colonization?

    1. Re:The hybrids are here! by Tufriast · · Score: 1

      Dude, why's that pig look like Mr. Garrison?
      -Kyle of South Park

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  34. Is this for real? by i_should_be_working · · Score: 1, Insightful

    from tfa:

    And at Stanford University in California an experiment might be done later this year to create mice with human brains.

    Usually i'm all for scientists doing what they want and all, but I hope this isn't true. What the hell? Why would there ever be a use for mice with human brains? Even if there were one. Jeez, that's gotta be the sickest thing in biology I've ever heard of.

    1. Re:Is this for real? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you would've RTFA'ed, you would've noticed a blurb about using the mice with human brains to study how the brain develops, and give a better understanding of how Alzheimer's or Parkinson's disease works.

      It's kind of hard to tell someone that you're against finding a cure for these diseases, especially if they have a relative that's afflicted.

    2. Re:Is this for real? by dcclark · · Score: 0

      Also from TFA:

      Scientists feel that, the more humanlike the animal, the better research model it makes for testing drugs or possibly growing "spare parts," such as livers, to transplant into humans.

      Watching how human cells mature and interact in a living creature may also lead to the discoveries of new medical treatments.


      I'm not saying that I agree with this (the idea scares me, really). But that's the reason and it's at least logical. We're always looking for better ways to test drugs, new treatments, etc. This is the next logical step.

      So, a knee-jerk reaction to it ("That's gotta be the sickest thing in biology I've ever heard of.") might be your initial reaction, but also think of what can come of it.

      Now the real question is, when does something become human enough to have legal protections?

    3. Re:Is this for real? by Vellmont · · Score: 1

      It does sound creepy, but a human brain is more than just human neurons fitting in a skull the size of a mouse. Also the media is famous for screwing up the important details of science stories (and while national geographic is probbably better than most, it's still not even really a science publication).

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    4. Re:Is this for real? by Idarubicin · · Score: 1
      Why would there ever be a use for mice with human brains?

      Ever wanted to study neurons in a living system? Human neurons? Want to understand Alzheimer's disease, or ALS (Lou Gehrig's disease), or Parkinson's?

      There are limits to the studies you can conduct in a petri dish. You certainly can't grow a chunk of brain in a dish and have it model anything anywhere near what happens in real life. And patients with ALS complain if you ask to sacrifice them halfway through disease progression so that you can run tests on their tissue.

      Cancer biologists have been growing human tumours in immune deficient mice for years, and molecular biologists have a whole toolbox of techniques for expressing human genes in mice. This is just another technique for building more accurate model systems to investigate biology and--hopefully--cure diseases.

      Even if scientists grow a mouse with 100% human brain cells, it's still a brain the size of your fingertip, in a body that's treated like a mouse. The creature won't be sitting there thinking, "If I could get out of the cage (and I had bigger paws) I could post on Slashdot." It's no more inhumane than other lab techniques involving animals.

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    5. Re:Is this for real? by DavidD_CA · · Score: 2, Funny

      Isn't that irony though?

      Everyone knows that mice created Earth to compute the answer to the Ultimate Question of life, the universe, and everything.

      And now here we are creating mice with human brains. Sounds like a downgrade to me!

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    6. Re:Is this for real? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sadly, with the limitations imposed by the mouse-sizing of thier brains, I'm thinking that might be exactly what they're thinking.
      That, or "Poink! Narf!"

    7. Re:Is this for real? by _generica · · Score: 1

      Live action "Pinky and The Brain" ??

    8. Re:Is this for real? by i_should_be_working · · Score: 1

      okay, that sounds usefull and acceptable. The way it's stated in the article though... sounded like an actual thinking brain. Writers for a subject known to be controversial should be more clear

    9. Re:Is this for real? by Idarubicin · · Score: 1
      Writers for a subject known to be controversial should be more clear.

      True...but what sells better?

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    10. Re:Is this for real? by narftrek · · Score: 0, Insightful

      one of the uses was actually mentioned in the article. a cure for alzheimer's would be cause enough, if you have ever seen the suffering of an alzheimer patient. to watch a relative die of this in pain and anguish and to be one of the relatives watching, it is a terrible thing. think of all the other neurological diseases that we could cure with this technology.
      we need regulations and a system of checks and balances, with those in place, experiment away

    11. Re:Is this for real? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even if scientists grow a mouse with 100% human brain cells, it's still a brain the size of your fingertip, in a body that's treated like a mouse. The creature won't be sitting there thinking, "If I could get out of the cage (and I had bigger paws) I could post on Slashdot." It's no more inhumane than other lab techniques involving animals.

      I'm not certain it's the size of the brain that matters, rather the way it is wired together. As an example look at Homo florensis. It has a brain the size of a chimp but is closer to us (homosapien/erectus?) in lineage.

    12. Re:Is this for real? by Dorothy+86 · · Score: 1

      I've had 2 relatives die with advanced alzheimers, and I got to watch it take over their lives. I still am against this sort of testing. I find it ethecially wrong for these scientist to, in effect, play God with human and animal hybrids. Cure for alzheimers or no; this isn't the way to do it. There has to be some other way. There's always another way.

    13. Re:Is this for real? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, why not? We already have humans with mousebrains. Some of them even manage to reach important positions of power in many societies - apparently with the consent of humans with human brains. If that's not a greater abomination, I'm not sure what is.

    14. Re:Is this for real? by TheAwfulTruth · · Score: 1

      Everyone should suffer with the hand that "god" delt them I suppose? Debilitating injuries, desieses, birth defects. What great compassion you have! Ever hear of the quip "God helps those that help themselves?" God has sure left us with a hell of "helping our selves" these days since he seems to have completely abandinded us.

      I hope to "god" that you are not in control of what happens to me when I age. You can choose to ignore medical progress for your own body if you want, but stay the fuck away from my medical science!

      How dare you condemn people to needless suffering because of your morals! Who is "playing god" now? This is what makes virtually all religeous people such major ass-hats. They all seem to know without question what "god" wants everyone else to do, in effect, they are the ones playing god, not the rest of us.

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    15. Re:Is this for real? by Dorothy+86 · · Score: 1

      Keep in mind, that the quip you used is in no way doctrinal Christianity. Check your facts before making an argument.

  35. Cells from an Indian Programmer and Baboon... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    were combined and, to their delight, the U.S. IT industry has created the long-awaited "Code Monkey": it writes Java code but works for peanuts.

  36. Need more information. by Ghostgate · · Score: 1

    Finally, a real chimera. But the article lacks some important information. For example, what is this creature's AC and THAC0?

    1. Re:Need more information. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      THAC0? BAB, you neanderthal!

  37. Human Animal? by nmoog · · Score: 1

    And all this time I thought we were minerals.

  38. Re:Obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Insert dictionary there ^

  39. This opens up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Research like this opens up a huge ethical can of worm-human hybrids.

  40. Anybody in the mood... by nmb3000 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    to watch The Island of Dr. Moreau again?

    Honestly though, I don't care what your moral or ethical beliefs are... this is something that needs watching and a good combination of government and private control. Playing God in a petri dish is one thing, but creating a new species and bringing an unknown consiousnous with who knows what kind of mental trama to bear is just plain wrong. I'm no scientific antagonist, but this is one line that should not be crossed.

    "One doesn't have to be religious or into animal rights to think this doesn't make sense," he continued. "It's the scientists who want to do this. They've now gone over the edge into the pathological domain."

    Indeed.

    (And obviously if we did muck around in this too much, homo sapiens would eventually be overthrown as the dominant species of this planet. That would kinda suck.)

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    1. Re:Anybody in the mood... by Joe+Tie. · · Score: 1

      (And obviously if we did muck around in this too much, homo sapiens would eventually be overthrown as the dominant species of this planet. That would kinda suck.)

      Why would it suck? If they're smarter and stronger, by the rules we used to get dominance in the first place, it seems to me it'd be a good thing in the long run.

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    2. Re:Anybody in the mood... by greg_barton · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ...bringing an unknown consiousnous with who knows what kind of mental trama to bear is just plain wrong...

      Would you say the same of, say, letting a severely deformed child live?

    3. Re:Anybody in the mood... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As an AI researcher, I usually have a knee-jerk response to the people who automatically believe that robots with superior intelligence would want to eliminate humanity and take over the Earth. What reason would they have to get rid of humans? Things like this make me wonder.

      Sometimes humanity seems to show no restraint. I think that we're out of control with our technology. Our motto seems to be, "If it's possible, we'll do it." Yeah, that's a good strategy for long-term survival.

      I'm posting anonymously, for obvious reasons.

    4. Re:Anybody in the mood... by merdark · · Score: 1

      (And obviously if we did muck around in this too much, homo sapiens would eventually be overthrown as the dominant species of this planet. That would kinda suck.)

      Umm, sorry, but this is not obvious at all.

      One doesn't have to be religious or into animal rights to think this doesn't make sense, ...

      Look at it this way, we've already messed with evolution. We now prevent the sick from dying and help undesirable traits propagate. There is little selective pressure in our society.

      This will, if it hasn't already, lead to a genetic weaking of our species. If we have any hope of surviving and improving, we need to start applying changes to our genetics ourselves. Essentially put an artificial selective pressure on our genome.

      We can't do this unless we understand how we work. We can't experiement on ourselves very easily for many reasons (actually, mostly because we all value our lives above all else). So the only solution is to experiment on non-humans. By putting a little bit of humans into non-humans, we can better see how those parts of humans work.

      Perhaps this step is not nessesay, but it certainly makes sense if one wants to find out how we tick faster than we are finding out now.

    5. Re:Anybody in the mood... by merdark · · Score: 1

      If it's possible, we'll do it.

      Not at all, we only do things we think will benefit us. For instance, it's possible for us to blow up most of the earth, but we don't. It's possible for us to create viruses and disease, but we don't (depsite rumors to the contrary).

      Granted some idiots have caused us to come close... but I still think you are being unfair.

    6. Re:Anybody in the mood... by nmb3000 · · Score: 1

      Why would it suck?

      Well, if it occurs quickly then you'll be dead or enslaved. If it takes longer then your kids will be dead or enslaved.

      Either way it kinda sucks--from a certain point of view.

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    7. Re:Anybody in the mood... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      just grow a cunt on it, and fuck it.

    8. Re:Anybody in the mood... by dasunt · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Honestly though, I don't care what your moral or ethical beliefs are... this is something that needs watching and a good combination of government and private control. Playing God in a petri dish is one thing, but creating a new species and bringing an unknown consiousnous with who knows what kind of mental trama to bear is just plain wrong. I'm no scientific antagonist, but this is one line that should not be crossed.

      Let me play devil's advocate here, and ask: Why shouldn't that line be crossed?

      If we could give dogs the brains of humans (uplift-them, David Brin style[1]), why shouldn't we?

      Right now, we think nothing of breeding a new kind of corn, or a new breed of dog. For all we can tell, a dog can feel pain, feel happiness, dream, and solve simple problems. Yet, for the most part, we treat dogs as objects, to be bought or sold.

      If human-level intelligence is bothering you, adult human beings make decisions every day about creating new intelligent beings. Often the decision was under the influence of mind altering drugs. The first experiment with the mind of a human will at least be brought into this world with much more planning than the average human baby.

      [1] Uplifting dogs was mentioned somewhere in the first trilogy, but presumably Earthclan sacrificed the plans in one of the negotations with the galactics.

    9. Re:Anybody in the mood... by p2sam · · Score: 1

      bullshit. Apples and Oranges. Letting something which is already alive live, is very different from creating a new life.

      A more accurate comparison would be:

      "Would you say the same of, say, letting couples whose genetic makeup encourages a high probability of a severely deformed child procreate?"

    10. Re:Anybody in the mood... by nmb3000 · · Score: 1

      Umm, sorry, but this is not obvious at all.

      An attempt at some humor. In popular sci-fi whenever species A successfully creates a new and intelligent species B it never seems to work out too well for species A.

      This will, if it hasn't already, lead to a genetic weaking of our species. If we have any hope of surviving and improving, we need to start applying changes to our genetics ourselves. Essentially put an artificial selective pressure on our genome.

      We can't do this unless we understand how we work. We can't experiement on ourselves very easily for many reasons (actually, mostly because we all value our lives above all else). So the only solution is to experiment on non-humans. By putting a little bit of humans into non-humans, we can better see how those parts of humans work.

      Perhaps this step is not nessesay, but it certainly makes sense if one wants to find out how we tick faster than we are finding out now.

      Perhaps, and that's a good goal, until we try to actually modify our genome and because of our ignorance we do something to harm ourselves. I suppose you could apply Darwinian logic to this and suggest that if we really screw up our own species then we deserve our fate. Expirimenting on 'chimeras' may be benificial to us in the long run, but it might not be. The issues I have are two big questions: 'How far is too far?' and 'Do the potential rewards justify the likely risks?'

      I just think this is something that needs to be looked at subjectively. Suppose the guy does actually give full human brains to mice. Assuming that one's consiousness is tied directly to the flesh the you'd assume these mice would have something at least akin to human consiousness. Strapped down and studied, considered sub-human; that's not something I'd like anyone to experience. We're still worrying about racial issues, let alone rights issues dealing with a completely different species.

      Lots of assumptions, but that's the problem with this. We have no idea how far we could go. Is it an empty, disfigured husk or--not to sound too cliched--a 'tortured soul' trapped in that disfigured husk? I think mixing ignorance, science, and this "Meaning of Life stuff" together could have either very good or very bad outcomes and should be something studied carefully and taken slowly.

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    11. Re:Anybody in the mood... by danharan · · Score: 1

      OK, ok, it's rough using the Nazi reference on a site like slashdot... but you're asking that question on the 60th anniversary of the liberation of Auschwitz.

      Thinking about that, I'd have to say I don't want any state telling any parents they can or can not have children. It's just too dangerous- where do we draw the line? Who decides?

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    12. Re:Anybody in the mood... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is what passes for discourse these days? You and your kind disgust me.

    13. Re:Anybody in the mood... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "watch The Island of Dr. Moreau"

      Watch? WATCH??? Why don't you just read the fucking book, you lazy cunt?

      Sorry, that came out wrong. What I meant was "Why don't you read the fornicating book, you lazy vagina?

      FYI: "The Island of Dr. Moreau" was written by H. G. Wells when he was still alive. (Strangely, he hasn't written anything since he died. Perhaps he lost interest.)

    14. Re:Anybody in the mood... by Jim_Callahan · · Score: 1

      Eh, maybe I'm splitting hairs too finely, but human brain cells != human-style consciousness. Hell, being completely human doesn't even guarantee human consciousness. What makes you think even fully human brain cells, developing in a different environment both chemically and spatially than they would in a human, would develop a fully human brain (which, coincedentally, outweighs a fully grown mouse by a few pounds)? It just seems rather silly.

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    15. Re:Anybody in the mood... by BrynM · · Score: 2, Insightful
      If we could give dogs the brains of humans (uplift-them, David Brin style[1]), why shouldn't we?
      This hardly sounds like "uplifting" (from the article):
      Scientists feel that, the more humanlike the animal, the better research model it makes for testing drugs or possibly growing "spare parts," such as livers, to transplant into humans.
      Frankly, I don't trust us not to be cruel, selfish and oppressive. We are not mature enough as a species to reproduce like this (if it's possible to mature to that point). We're considering these cousins we're creating disposable. A little RTFA would have answered "Why shouldn't that line be crossed?".
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    16. Re:Anybody in the mood... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When physicists thought they knew everything, they made the atom bomb. When chemists thought they knew everything, the made DDT. Now Biologists think they know everything and they're genetic engineering.

      That's exaggerated for wont of artistic liscence, of course, but the fact is that genetic engineering is still too premature for us to use without proper restrictions.

    17. Re:Anybody in the mood... by metamatic · · Score: 1
      If we could give dogs the brains of humans [...] why shouldn't we?

      Because they might start thinking and behaving like humans.

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    18. Re:Anybody in the mood... by lupin_sansei · · Score: 2, Insightful

      We shouldn't do it because those brains would be much happier in human bodies than in a dogs body.

      A human body gives you posable thumbs, normally the same height as everybody else, the ability to walk and use your hands at the same time, to see in full colour etc. Plus the ability to live around 70-80 years instead of 10-20 years for dogs.

    19. Re:Anybody in the mood... by syukton · · Score: 1

      Actually, the better question would be "Would you say the same of letting couples give birth to children that their doctor has determined to be deformed/malformed prior to birth?"

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    20. Re:Anybody in the mood... by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      " to watch The Island of Dr. Moreau again?"

      Hell yeah!

      I just want one of those cat chicks... 'yeah shes a pussycat'

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    21. Re:Anybody in the mood... by 808140 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Don't you think you're oversimplifying things a little there, AC?

      The atom bomb was not created by physicists who thought they "knew everything". Rather, it was an application of known science to a specific problem, undertaken by the government of the United States. Certainly, the physicists who worked on the Manhattan project were the best and the brightest the US had to offer, and certainly they could have declined to participate (some did, IIRC). But it was not arrogance that motivated the physicists to build an atom bomb -- it was the very real fear at the time that Germany might build one first; they were certainly researching it. Imagine, if you will, how the world would be different if the Nazis had beaten us to nuclear arms.

      DDT is a mixed blessing. Extremely bad for you, yes -- but DDT is also responsible for the almost complete eradication of malaria in the first world. Nothing kills mosquitoes so efficiently. There are those who feel that the world-wide ban on DDT (due to its harmful effects) is what allows malaria to remain a serious problem throughout South Asia. Sure, DDT kills people, but malaria kills more. It's like chemotherapy -- you poison your own body in hopes that it kills the cancer before it kills you. Not ideal, of course, but don't pretend that it was all bad.

      Genetic engineering, like everything else we've ever done, will have productive uses and less than productive ones, and probably a few lamentable applications. I for one am prepared to accept that we probably won't know what we've done wrong until after we've already done it.

      Which of course doesn't rule out being cautious.

    22. Re:Anybody in the mood... by Bones3D_mac · · Score: 1

      "Honestly though, I don't care what your moral or ethical beliefs are... this is something that needs watching and a good combination of government and private control. Playing God in a petri dish is one thing, but creating a new species and bringing an unknown consiousnous with who knows what kind of mental trama to bear is just plain wrong. I'm no scientific antagonist, but this is one line that should not be crossed."

      What is your position on artificial intelligence research? Suppose in 10 years we are able to simulate the basic elements of the mind to the point it can achieve sentience on its own. Would you have any problems pulling the plug on it once it demonstrates a desire to exist?

      While there are some lines we should probably never cross, it seems foolish for one to rely on fiction for making decisions before facts can be obtained. (Of course, this thinking also treads dangerously close to religion.)

      As far as I know, Jurassic Park and the rest of the "what if" sci-fi stories have no real basis in reality yet. Until we have proof that there is a danger in researching these kinds of things, why shouldn't we experiment with it and expand our knowledge further?

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    23. Re:Anybody in the mood... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First, I don't understand the distinction made here between human and animals. Humans ARE animals aren't they ?

      Second, concerning the fact that homo sapiens would be overthrown... blablabla, why any intelligent species would have no other will than to dominate the other ? So far we are the only known example of animal overwhelming the rest of nature. This doesn't mean that any intelligent species would do the same.

      Nobody can make a rule from one single example.

    24. Re:Anybody in the mood... by Vo0k · · Score: 1

      (And obviously if we did muck around in this too much, homo sapiens would eventually be overthrown as the dominant species of this planet. That would kinda suck.)

      I for one would welcome this gladly. Human morality is FUBAR and I'd be happy to see i.e. creatures with IQ and skills of humans, but mentality of horses to take over the world. It would become a much nicer place to live. Even for humans.

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    25. Re:Anybody in the mood... by Vo0k · · Score: 1

      What about combining brains? IQ (and rights) equal to human, body at least similar to human, psyche (feelings, mentality) similar to dog?

      Enthusiasm, reliablity, alertness, whole set of features of dog psyche humans lack, combined with human-level IQ? How bad could that be?

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    26. Re:Anybody in the mood... by eraserewind · · Score: 1

      Because you are not creating a smart dog in that case. A smart dog would have a dog's brain.

    27. Re:Anybody in the mood... by Vo0k · · Score: 1

      Actually, birth control would be a good thing. Except "the state" is definitely unreliable entity, when it comes to deciding about -anything-.

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    28. Re:Anybody in the mood... by Jugalator · · Score: 1
      When physicists thought they knew everything, they made the atom bomb.

      ... and nuclear reactors that are considered "essential" in many parts of the world today.


      When chemists thought they knew everything, the made DDT.

      ... which has since then evolved into less environmentally harmful incectides, saving millions of lives from e.g. suffering from malaria.


      What I'm trying to say is that no science is without their mistakes, but no progress is made either without the science. Taking away research like this might take away efficient vaccines or other currently unimaginable treatments that aren't really seen as unethatical by the general public, or has benefits many people believe outweighs the ethical problems, such as abortion.

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    29. Re:Anybody in the mood... by lupin_sansei · · Score: 1

      Come to think of it a human crossed with a dog had already been done.

    30. Re:Anybody in the mood... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...taking worst of both species ;)

    31. Re:Anybody in the mood... by im_thatoneguy · · Score: 1

      I'm not even sure exactly what line the article refers to. Humans are animals. Highly refined animals mind you. But we're made of blood and bones, our DNA happens to be a bit different. There is no sanctity in our brain cells. If we begin creating sentient life and exploiting it... then we got a problem (assuming we arn't unknowingly doing it already).

      The only line I see being crossed would be if we start infringeing God's IP and he pulls an SCO on all of us and sues humanity for Copyright infringement.

    32. Re:Anybody in the mood... by LetterRip · · Score: 1

      [QUOTE]DDT is a mixed blessing. Extremely bad for you, yes -- but DDT is also responsible for the almost complete eradication of malaria in the first world. Nothing kills mosquitoes so efficiently. There are those who feel that the world-wide ban on DDT (due to its harmful effects) is what allows malaria to remain a serious problem throughout South Asia. Sure, DDT kills people, but malaria kills more. It's like chemotherapy -- you poison your own body in hopes that it kills the cancer before it kills you. Not ideal, of course, but don't pretend that it was all bad.[/QUOTE]

      A number of common mistakes in your post...

      DDT doesn't appear to be overly harmful to humans. So it isn't 'extremely bad for you'. The issue that people have with it is that it is a 'Persistent Organic Pollutant' ie it stays in the environment for a long time, and it's impact on raptors (eggshell weakening), and other non target species when it was used on crops. You are correct that it was largely responsible for eradication of malaria in the first world (along with improved medical care). However it is not the most efficient killer of mosquitos - instead it is cheap and effective.

      There is no 'world wide ban' on DDT for mosquito control, there is a ban for its usage on crops. For countries where malaria is still an issue some countries still utilize it (although I have seen ignorant statements by public health ministers on why their country chooses not to use it). Mosquitos become resistent to DDT and other pesticides, so they usage of the pesticides have to be cycled.

      You are probably thinking of Sri Lanka, which was following the cycling procedure (I think it was six years on, then six years of monitoring to make sure that the malaria was eliminated). Unfortunately they fell far behind on the monitoring (doing blood tests mostly), and realized too late the resurgence of malaria. Also there were other factors (the funding countries ahd been told that malaria would be elimanated by a specified time and thus had dropped funding some years before the resurgence. This was part of the reason that the monitoring was inadequate..., also they didn't have supplies of pesticide ready and so response was too slow...)

      Also some mosquitos (don't recall the species) don't land on walls before or after feeding, and thus spraying DDT on the walls is not effective for handling them.

      LetterRip

    33. Re:Anybody in the mood... by Brando_Calrisean · · Score: 1

      Don't worry dude, it only costs $699 to get out of it!

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    34. Re:Anybody in the mood... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If we could give dogs the brains of humans (uplift-them, David Brin style[1]), why shouldn't we?

      Because I'd hate to see my Labrador retriever dumbed down so much.

    35. Re:Anybody in the mood... by merdark · · Score: 1

      I just think this is something that needs to be looked at subjectively. Suppose the guy does actually give full human brains to mice. Assuming that one's consiousness is tied directly to the flesh the you'd assume these mice would have something at least akin to human consiousness.

      A mouse cannot support a large brain. Considering the difference in brain size, the mouse with human brain would not come close to even a one year old baby in terms of intelligence. If you are concerned about the mouse with human brain, why not be concerned for the current mice? They certainly feel pain with their current brain, and some definately live tortured lives.

      I'm not saying I think we should stop experimenting with mice mind you, just pointing out that there is little difference between now and if the mouse has a human brain.

    36. Re:Anybody in the mood... by mrroach · · Score: 1

      That seems at first glance like a valid parallel, but it's really not the same thing. Letting a deformed child live is a passive action, creating a horribly mangled and mentally damaged creature is certainly not.

      A more appropriate version might be "Should you have a child if you know that it is likely to be deformed?"

      -Mark

    37. Re:Anybody in the mood... by bkr1_2k · · Score: 1

      No we haven't blown up the earth, but we have created the possibility. Learning too late that something might not be the right choice is human nature. What the people concerned are saying is that maybe we should make the right choice /before/ it's too late. For once in our history.

      bkr

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    38. Re:Anybody in the mood... by greg_barton · · Score: 1

      Letting a deformed child live is a passive action...

      Let me tell you...it's not passive in the least. I know this from personal experience. My nephew was born with hypoplastic left heart syndrome. The first option my sister got from the doctors was, "You can take him home to die." It was a tough decision, but they decided to get him all of the corrective surgeries necessary to help him to live a close to normal life.

      Believe me, the decision was far from passive.

      A more appropriate version might be "Should you have a child if you know that it is likely to be deformed?"

      But logically your comment is valid. Creating a chimera is more similar to this. But functionally it's not that far away from letting a child live that has a deformity. These days you must consider that, in the future, the defect could be corrected by a process we may now consider "out there," such as growing a new heart, getting a transplant from another species, or constructing an artificial one. The first two could benefit from chimera research. I'm all for it...

    39. Re:Anybody in the mood... by merdark · · Score: 1

      But how do you know your choice is the right choice?

    40. Re:Anybody in the mood... by mdmarkus · · Score: 1

      Since you brought up Brin's Uplift Universe, probably the biggest bone of contention between the races of that universe was how many rights to give those uplifted creatures. I don't know whether it should or should not be done, but if it's done, we can't pretend it's going to be either easy or without moral ramifications.

    41. Re:Anybody in the mood... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why don't you list some things about being a dog that is better than being a human? Or are you a "speciest"?!?

    42. Re:Anybody in the mood... by p2sam · · Score: 1

      I thought about that, but your version unnecessarily drags in an unrelated question of abortion... haha, I win!!

    43. Re:Anybody in the mood... by 808140 · · Score: 1
      You are probably thinking of Sri Lanka...

      I wish, but thanks for giving me face :) Much of what you've said about DDT is news to me, in fact, so I guess I was just ignorant. Thanks to you though, I'm not (as) ignorant anymore, though.

      Cheers.

  41. The Wise Words of Chairman Yang by RadRafe · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Why do you insist that the human genetic code is "sacred" or "taboo"? It is a chemical process and nothing more. For that matter we are chemical processes and nothing more. If you deny yourself a useful tool simply because it reminds you uncomfortably of your mortality, you have uselessly and pointlessly crippled yourself.
    --Chairman Sheng-ji Yang, "Looking God in the Eye"
    1. Re:The Wise Words of Chairman Yang by Neo-Rio-101 · · Score: 1

      Why do you insist that the human genetic code is "sacred" or "taboo"? It is a chemical process and nothing more. For that matter we are chemical processes and nothing more. If you deny yourself a useful tool simply because it reminds you uncomfortably of your mortality, you have uselessly and pointlessly crippled yourself. Wise words? The human genetic code has evolved to this point after thousands of years of trial and error, pain, suffering, hard work, learning, love, and the will to live. A scientist is going to replace all that with, what,.. a chemical formula?

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    2. Re:The Wise Words of Chairman Yang by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Scientists don't need to replace all that with a chemical formula because..... tada, it already is a chemical forumula, albiet a very long one.

      Applying the traits of pain, suffering, hard work, learning, loving, and the will to live to a few DNA chains is what we call anthropomorphization. This activity is notorious for leading people down the path of misunderstanding.

    3. Re:The Wise Words of Chairman Yang by Vo0k · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Yes. Because it all IS just a chemical/matematical formula.

      Trial and error - systems with feedback, memory.
      Pain - warning reaction in case of damage/failure.
      Suffering - The "pleasure center" of your brain isn't stimulated enough, opposed to these of "negative feelings". Motivates to change.
      Hard work - just result of learning, "work and you will profit" - create better conditions for your brain pleasure center to be stimulated better and more often.
      Learning - memory system.
      Love - chemistry, hormonal reactions.
      Will to life - evolution eliminates these without it.

      All the old "higher values" can be reduced to some formulas and equations. That's the ultimate truth. I know it's not comfortable, but lying to yourself isn't the solution.

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    4. Re:The Wise Words of Chairman Yang by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ". I know it's not comfortable, but lying to yourself isn't the solution."

      Hey, why not?

    5. Re:The Wise Words of Chairman Yang by stromthurman · · Score: 1

      Intersting point, but if it is all this direct and simple, why can't we replicate it in machines yet?

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    6. Re:The Wise Words of Chairman Yang by Dobeln · · Score: 1

      Well, we'll see in time, no? We certainly are a lot closer to having some degree of closure now than we were, say, ten years ago.

    7. Re:The Wise Words of Chairman Yang by Vo0k · · Score: 1

      ...because some idiots cry it would be playing God?
      Or maybe just because at several gigaflops you can accurately simulate a few atoms at most, structures the size of a cell far beyond our reach?

      There is a difference in difficulty between understanding and replicating. Can you replicate the Moon? Can you replicate a CPU for which you don't have any documentation?

      The key word in your question is "yet".

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    8. Re:The Wise Words of Chairman Yang by bloggins02 · · Score: 1

      Intersting point, but if it is all this direct and simple, why can't we replicate it in machines yet?

      Because your body is doing all of those things (and billions more) in parallel. It's called emergence. Unfortunately, even the fastest of today's CPUs can only do 1 to 4 things at a time. That may be enough to simulate multitasking between a word processor and a web browser, but it's not gonna work for the human brain, let alone the rest of the human body.

    9. Re:The Wise Words of Chairman Yang by kettlechips · · Score: 2, Insightful
      All the old "higher values" can be reduced to some formulas and equations. That's the ultimate truth. I know it's not comfortable, but lying to yourself isn't the solution. And all the formulas and equations can be inflated to higher values. Which is exactly what you do here. You proclaim the ultimate truth and call all who see something besides what meets your eye a liar.

      I don't think the chemical/mathematical view is uncomfortable at all. But I do think it is an invalid reduction of a reality which we understand a lot less exhaustively than you seem to think

    10. Re:The Wise Words of Chairman Yang by templest · · Score: 0

      So maybe the answer to everything really could be 42!? *ponders*

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    11. Re:The Wise Words of Chairman Yang by Vo0k · · Score: 1

      You proclaim the ultimate truth and call all who see something besides what meets your eye a liar.

      Oh, no! I just see them seeing things and sometimes jumping to conclusion without enough knowledge, sometimes describing things too difficult for others to understand.

      Life after death, parapsychology, all that stuff "out there" - I believe it exists, and I believe it can be explained. We just lack methods to do so now.

      I believe there are whole huge branches of science to be discovered yet, hardly related to anything we know now. And quite possibly there IS more behind some of that old "higher values", but we have no idea how to tackle it and we don't understand it. ...but for now we may "feel", "believe", "hope" in all that stuff, but we shouldn't limit the science because of that, say that whatever was discovered is wrong because it's against our faith. Research them, yes. Seek the new ways, seek their origins, yes. But don't let them impact what we've reached so far in science, unless you have a firm scientific proof that tells you so.

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    12. Re:The Wise Words of Chairman Yang by merikus · · Score: 1

      from now on, all debates on /. should require input from the characters in SMAC.

    13. Re:The Wise Words of Chairman Yang by Kismet · · Score: 1

      Hi,

      The old empiricism went out of style when Kant made a good case for the metaphysical. Naturally, the Objectivists downplay his arguments, but I haven't seen anything really convincing from that camp.

      Likewise, you bring up some points, yet fail to quantify the complete human experience.

      You speak of ultimate truth. If you have such equations in your possession, do please share them with us. You will do a great service to humanity, having conquered the realms of science and philosophy.

      I rather suspect that your closed system of chemistry and mathematics (etc.) can tolerate no new science. I suggest, instead, that the universe of human understanding will continue to expand. Therefore, I predict that you will have to revise your unltimate truth sometime in the future.

      Won't it be ironic, once humans have overcome mortality, and have reached out beyond the confines of space (and this with our science, and in such a relatively minute fraction of time considering the history of mankind); won't it be ironic when we look back and remember how we said there could be no god?

      We stand on the very brink. Only our greed and selfishness and fear hold us back. And you talk about ultimate truth, as if we were already masters of it? Last I knew, humans were still petty creatures, clinging to an existence so tenuous that few even understand the seriousness of it. In the meantime, take your own advice: Do not pretend to possess the truth until you hold in your hands all the keys of space and of time and of energy and of matter - and of all other things that we yet do not understand.

    14. Re:The Wise Words of Chairman Yang by Dobeln · · Score: 1

      a) This isn't really about "ultimate truth" - it's about probability. And unlike you I see no reason I should hold it as probable that any metaphysical entity exists, short of even rudimentary evidence. b) Empiricism isn't "out of style" - it's essentialy burying all contenders, and will continue to do so for some time. c) It is true we are limited by the limitations of our consciousness - then again, that's hardly an argument for any specific metaphysic.

    15. Re:The Wise Words of Chairman Yang by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yeah, but you guys never want to go the final step.

      If you truly believe in the formulae you just referred to, then why not go farther and admit that the universe is just one big math equation based on the six fundamental constants?

      There are only two possible positions. Either something can act on the system (life, the universe and everything) from "outside" (God, or whatever you want to call it), or the system has starting conditions, rules, and is working itself out mathematically.

      If you choose option two, you are throwing away the illusion of choice and free will. You may believe you are making decisions in your life, but they are mathematically preordained. Your choice of college, career, spouse, or breakfast cereal are just the result of particles interacting according to preset rules.

      I know which I believe, but it frustrates me that the science bullies here can't or won't follow their logic to its cold, heartless end.

      All science is a slave to math.

    16. Re:The Wise Words of Chairman Yang by zecg · · Score: 1

      Because those that would mess with it are not above it, because they are it as well. It's not messing with the code that bothers me; it's putting evolution in the hands of today's corporate and political forces - neither of which strikes me as competent to take its steering wheel. So, I guess I feel it should remain a taboo - so long as minor things like wars between nations, racial intolerance and huge fucking ideological gaps that make people kill other people by the millions are not settled. Otherwise (and this is just me again), we are asking for trouble.

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    17. Re:The Wise Words of Chairman Yang by kettlechips · · Score: 1
      I agree that whatever science yields can not be justifiably rejected on non-scientific grounds. I also believe that, as you put it:

      there are whole huge branches of science to be discovered yet, hardly related to anything we know now.

      I also believe however, that the inverse goes as well: The spiritual (subjective) experience of reality can not be justifiably dispelled on grounds that are not spiritual(subjective) themselves.
      Science can give its scientific (causal) interpretation of a spiritual experience easily enough, but that, in essence, has no bearing on the content of that experience.

      However, the practice or contemplation of science can produce spiritual insights and likewise a spiritual experience can induce scientific discoveries. The means with which Einstein arrived at his theory of relativity can hardly be called scientific in nature, for instance.

      Finally, it is a fact that amongs the greatest scientists humanity has produced, the proportion of spiritually sensitive people, if anything, turns out to be above average rather than below.

    18. Re:The Wise Words of Chairman Yang by lone_marauder · · Score: 1

      brilliantly put.

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    19. Re:The Wise Words of Chairman Yang by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      You may believe you are making decisions in your life, but they are mathematically preordained.

      Preordained? That's a strong word to use in a universe with an Uncertainty Principle.

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    20. Re:The Wise Words of Chairman Yang by SevenTowers · · Score: 1

      False. I would recommend a really good book for those interested in this subject: The End of Certainty: Time, Chaos, and the New Laws of Nature by Ilya Prigogine (chemistry Nobel Prize) basically: what we observe in near chaotic systems is the emergence of a temporal arrow, ie. the temporal symetry of the equations that define the system are broken. The system "evolves" through time. Thus we have the emergence of structure (biological, chemical, etc). This description only appears in a statistical description of physical processes, resolving the paradox of the wave function collapse/Heinsenberg uncertainty due to the observer. It is not the observer who is responsible, but the way things work fundamentaly. Anyways, this is a quick wrap up. Search on google for Ilya Prigogine and check out his auto biography (sencond link I think). Fascinating genius.

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    21. Re:The Wise Words of Chairman Yang by Kismet · · Score: 1

      a) If this isn't about ultimate truth, then proponents of "probability," as you put it, shouldn't use the term "ultimate truth." _I_ didn't introduce the term into the discussion.

      But I think you are trying to fool me. We all know that probability works best when most, or all, variables are known. When you say you are talking about probability, you imply that you have confidence that the body of knowledge is all-encompassing, or at least close enough to approximate the "ultimate truth" by derivation. Otherwise, you can have no confidence that probability is telling you anything meaningful at all.

      b) Clearly, you have not read Kant.

      No evidence of the metaphysical? Then explain to me this:

      What is 'quantity'? Can I experience it? Can I touch it? Smell it? Hear it? See it? Taste it? There is no empirical test that can prove that "two" exists, for example. I have a concept of the number two, and an understanding of numbers, but the meaning I associate with it is entirely conceptual. Concepts are metaphysical. Meanings are metaphysical.

      I have never seen any philosophy disprove this, ever. The best they can do is say, "so what?"

      The significance of it is that, as an integral theory of philosophy, empiricism now has a hole in it. In order to work, it must now assume certain axioms that are metaphysical (such as "we all accept and understand the concept of quantities and probabilities"), while at the same time, denying that anything metaphysical can exist.

      You may not realize that true philosopies are, in fact, mathematical proofs that rely on logic. Kant deconstructed the philosophy of empiricism and showed it to be false, simply by proving that concepts are metaphysical and cannot be experienced by any empirical method. Logic is itself metaphysical, as is "sense." Do you need evidence that those things exist?

      It wasn't until Ayn Rand came out with Objectivism that anyone attempted to answer Kant (that I am aware of). And her anser is, "So What?"

      So we have objectivists who don't care, and we have empiricists who don't realize their philosophy is logically bankrupt, and we have everyone else who believes in God. Well, that is a generalization.

      Let me tell you something about probability. Every day that science brings us closer to immortality; every day that science brings us closer to "ultimate knowledge"; every day that science brings us closer to mastery over the elements and forces of nature, is another day when the probability increases that somewhere else in the universe, someone else already beat us to it.

      So, you see, I am not trying to say that God is metaphysical, or that human chimeras are evil, or any of that. I'm just suggesting that the "empirical" assessment of the situation, which attempts to draw a conclusion about something that is metaphysical (such as "value"), is illogical.

      I believe that empiricism ought to constrain itself to science, where it works well.

      Sorry about the long post.

    22. Re:The Wise Words of Chairman Yang by alexo · · Score: 1


      > There are only two possible positions. Either something can act on the
      > system (life, the universe and everything) from "outside" (God, or whatever
      > you want to call it), or the system has starting conditions, rules, and is
      > working itself out mathematically.
      >
      > If you choose option two, you are throwing away the illusion of choice and
      > free will. You may believe you are making decisions in your life, but they
      > are mathematically preordained. Your choice of college, career, spouse, or
      > breakfast cereal are just the result of particles interacting according to
      > preset rules.


      Let's leave the uncertainty principle for a moment and consider the following, simplistic example:

      You have three point-sized objects moving in vaccum.
      The only force acting on the objects is gravity.
      The system is closed -- there are no outside influences.

      Given the objects' mass, position and velocity, you should be able to predict their position at any time, right? After all, it is only math and such a simple problem should be easy to solve, right?

      Well, if this simple three-body problem was proven to have no general solution and can only be approximated by numerical methods, how can we determine the behaviour of such complex systems as human beings?

      And if a solution cannot be determined, does it really matter whether it exists?

      Let's say that I ask you to pick a number.
      Then I tell you that your choice is predetermined by math equations but they are so complex that they cannot be soved. Not now, not ever.
      In effect, we know that your choice is predetermined but nobody knows, nor will ever know, what it will be.

      So, for all practical purposes, your choice will appear to be completely random (or based on "choice and free will") to any observer, including yourself.

      Thus the "illusion of choice and free will".

      And if the illusion is so complete as to be indistinguishable from the real thing by any method, is it really an illusion? And is the "real thing" really real?

      How do you know that you are not living in a virtual reality? That you are not just a brain in a jar, laced with electrodes supplying electrical stimuli?
      Answer: you don't.

      But is there is absolutely no way of being sure, should it make any difference?

      Oh, by the way, even if "something can act on the system from outside", how do you know that this "something" didn't rig the game? The mere existance of an omnipotent entity does not imply that you have any more "choice and free will" than, say, the sun, the wind or the sea.

      > I know which I believe, but it frustrates me that the science bullies here
      > can't or won't follow their logic to its cold, heartless end.


      What is better, to be governed be the laws of science or to be a puppet, operated by an entity who's whims and motives you cannot even guess?

      > All science is a slave to math.

      All religion is a slave to fear.

    23. Re:The Wise Words of Chairman Yang by pukerz · · Score: 1

      No evidence of the metaphysical? Then explain to me this:

      What is 'quantity'? Can I experience it? Can I touch it? Smell it? Hear it? See it? Taste it? There is no empirical test that can prove that "two" exists, for example. I have a concept of the number two, and an understanding of numbers, but the meaning I associate with it is entirely conceptual. Concepts are metaphysical. Meanings are metaphysical.


      I shall attempt it. "Quantity", "two" and any other human concept are labels for symbols in our brains, those symbols are physical entities (ie. electrical current through the neurons within our brains). The labels themselves are also physical entities (as pointers in computers are also comprised of bits). The concept of "two" may be communicated between brains, but each brain has its own representation of the concept which at it's base representation is a bunch of physical cells.

      These "entities" are hard to pinpoint exactly, as in which neurons represent which concepts, or whether concepts are represented by the patterns of neurons firing and not individual or groups of neurons themselves. However, that does not disprove that they are still physical objects in the universe and therefore not metaphysical.

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    24. Re:The Wise Words of Chairman Yang by Dobeln · · Score: 1

      "What is 'quantity'? Can I experience it? Can I touch it? Smell it? Hear it? See it? Taste it? There is no empirical test that can prove that "two" exists, for example. I have a concept of the number two, and an understanding of numbers, but the meaning I associate with it is entirely conceptual. Concepts are metaphysical. Meanings are metaphysical."

      1.) As pointed out by pukerz (cute name...), thoughts, concepts, categories, etc. are all artefacts of the human brain. The human brain is very physical indeed.

      2.)"So, you see, I am not trying to say that God is metaphysical, or that human chimeras are evil, or any of that. I'm just suggesting that the "empirical" assessment of the situation, which attempts to draw a conclusion about something that is metaphysical (such as "value"), is illogical."

      Nothing illogical about it - "value" is a biochemical process - nothing more, nothing less.

    25. Re:The Wise Words of Chairman Yang by SharpFang · · Score: 1

      Oh, that's all the matter of drawing the line between scientific and unscientific. Certainly old (some 16th century?) Polish legend of nobleman Twardowski who got to the Moon, running from the devil, was very unscientific. Show it to any reasonable scientist of 16-18th century and they will laugh "Man on the Moon? What kind of stupid idea is that?"
      But does that undermine Armstrong's achievment? I don't think so. Ancient misinterpretation, over-simplicization (Twardowski flew to the moon on a rooster) , very naive approach to the idea. Conception of a man walking on the Moon. - For its times very unscientific. Now quite real...

      I believe Science will have to change shape, change its rules. Like, take something similar to Heisenberg's rule, on a stronger, wider basis; now known as the family of theorems around Murphy's laws: Phenomenons that occur only when you don't try to analyse them scientifically. Try to make stats, you get perfect Gaussian curve. Put the notepad away, let 10 events slip by undocumented and you are just SURE you got a spike that is WAY against any statistics, but you can't prove that. Now assume you have godly knowledge and you know it really happened, it really is and it really works like that. How are poor humans with current rules of science to discover these tricky laws that actively avoid exploration? Some kludges, cheats, workarounds would have to be designed. Really tricky stuff. And of course current reliable tools like statistics would have to be put away.
      So, the Murphy's Law and vicinity sound helluva unscientific? But does that mean they are false or just that our current tools of science can't prove them?

      Ockham's razor is a very convenient tool but sometimes (rarely) misses.

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    26. Re:The Wise Words of Chairman Yang by Kismet · · Score: 1

      It's a late and irrelevant reply, but...

      I'm not talking bout physical representations of metaphysical things. Clearly concepts are represented by physical phenomenon within our brains (and in other, different ways within machines). This I do not deny. I can measure the neurons and the chemicals and the impulses, but where is the "two"?

      If the universe consists of no more than two rocks, does "two" not exist because no one is around to comprehend it?

      The term "metaphysical" refers to the qualities of physical objects that are not themselves physical. Size, quantity, etc. I can say there are two of something, but the two things are not the "two." The synapses that comprehend the quantity are also not the "two."

      This is what I mean by metaphysical.

  42. Err... not a religious issue. by Orne · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Hell, everyone should go nuts on this... you are using genetics to create a sub-human hybrid, for what purpose? Has no one read The Time Machine and the lessons of the Morlocks? Or A Brave New World, where a genetic sub-race of humans is created to be pure workers? No no, we're "just" going to do it to study disease.. but you know that every discovery is constantly yearning for applications.

    Everyone reads The Uplift War and says "oh boy, we can use the good parts of being human to improve our friends the animals", but you know that it is human nature to domesticate animals, and make them workers... what better to create an animal with human dexterity without the burden of intelligence, without the moral dillema of the "handicapped"... such a worker would toil in a sweatshop with singlemindedness, as oxen would plow a field. Well, scientific culture and its wild abandon of any moral forethought has led to this, so I guess its time to reap what we sowed...

    1. Re:Err... not a religious issue. by totipotentsoul · · Score: 1, Interesting

      sounds awesome.

      "I not only think that we will tamper with Mother Nature, I think Mother wants us to."
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    2. Re:Err... not a religious issue. by MooseByte · · Score: 5, Funny

      "such a worker would toil in a sweatshop with singlemindedness, as oxen would plow a field."

      If that's the case, I'll bet EA is underwriting the research.

    3. Re:Err... not a religious issue. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True

      But all the geeks here on slashdot would crush you in the stampede to pick up the new "hot sexy girl" who just wants to have sex ALL THE TIME.

      People know things are "wrong" all the time but they still do them. Why should this be any different? I'm not saying I agree, I'm just saying you have to accept it's going to happen.

    4. Re:Err... not a religious issue. by Antonymous+Flower · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Consider from the point of view of robotics. You build a machine out of metal and program it. Replace the metal with grown tissue and bone and you have.. something. A truly living robot? An oppressed slave? These are the questions that have to be asked now. Our paradigm towards life is shifting. It is a frightening, but exciting thing. Most people who say "it is sick" are knee-jerk reacting to their gut feeling: What am I and where do I fit in the world? We will eventually be able to improve upon ourselves, giving birth to a superior species. This is what we are afraid of. But I ask this: If we are concerned about torturing unintelligent slaves, shouldn't we also be concerned about denying a superior species the chance to live as we have? To take our abilities to the next level? The universe is a big place. There's no reason why we can't coexist. Allow your paradigm to shift.

    5. Re:Err... not a religious issue. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, and don't forget Cordwainer Smith's underpeople. His point was after a time the animal/humans became more human than their masters, who lived in a culture of perpetual stagnation.... (not having to lift a finger and all).

    6. Re:Err... not a religious issue. by SUB7IME · · Score: 1

      "you are using genetics to create a sub-human hybrid, for what purpose?"

      I guess that's the point of R'ing TFA

    7. Re:Err... not a religious issue. by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      Listen to yourself. Paraphrasing: "Of course my point of view is correct! Everyone knows that! As proof, I site several works of fiction!"

      Come back to the real world. Research at this stage isn't hurting anyone. But wild speculation beyond anything currently possible is a sure way to get modded up.

      I have fish that have jellyfish DNA in them. They are quite cool and the jellyfish of the world aren't harmed at all or dying of plagues.

      Sometimes humans and animals die in the course of research. If you're not cool with that, you don't deserve the benefit of modern medical technology.

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    8. Re:Err... not a religious issue. by incom · · Score: 1

      You can't stop this stuff anyway, with the current speed of technological advancement a few decades from now kids'll be messing around with this stuff on commodity equipment, better to gain understanding of these things now while only trained scientists have the skills.

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    9. Re:Err... not a religious issue. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Cry me a river. According to your rhetoric, we should be stuck in the dark ages and stop all sorts of scientific research for ethical reasons. No more of this Physics stuff, as humans we'll just create an a-bomb and threaten ourselves. None of this Chmeistry stuff, we'll just end up finding ways to process crude oil and start a global warming frenzy. And certainly none of this Engineering hooplah, it'll simply be used to have an advantage over another civilization that will be used to exploit the less advanced cultures.

      Yes, all this stuff happens. Humans aren't perfect, and they won't stop innovating either. But please stop crying like a pussy and find ways to make positive use of it, rather than try and stop it from happening. All of the examples I mentioned have negative uses. The positives, however, are overwhelming. Gather enough apples and a few will be rotten. Tough titties.

    10. Re:Err... not a religious issue. by ScrewMaster · · Score: 4, Insightful

      On the other hand ... what is it that makes being a slave a bad thing? Well ... suffering, and an awareness that that others have a better live forever denied you. That, in itself, is a kind of torture. A machine, organic or otherwise, that doesn't suffer and couldn't care less about a "better" existence wouldn't qualify as a slave, exactly. Industrial robots aren't slaves, although they perform the work of a thousand human slaves. So ... if we're going to create a race of underpeople to serve us let's make sure that they can't feel misery and don't want the same things we do.

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    11. Re:Err... not a religious issue. by metamatic · · Score: 1

      "The Island of Dr Moreau" is a much more relevant H.G. Wells story than "The Time Machine", at least in this context.

      (Oops, now I've given away what my other comment meant...)

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    12. Re:Err... not a religious issue. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Excellent! You can be the first volunteer. Let's fuse pig and yak cells with the embryo of your next child. After that, we'll have you mate with a goat. You don't want to disappoint Mother Nature.

    13. Re:Err... not a religious issue. by aussie_a · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty apes become depressed at being experimented on. They also have human dexterity. But let's not think about that.

    14. Re:Err... not a religious issue. by violently_ill · · Score: 1

      everybody screams and hollers at scientists for "playing God" until they get sick. then they shut the hell up. i hope you get cancer.

    15. Re:Err... not a religious issue. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm pretty apes become depressed at being experimented on.

      Did you just call yourself a pretty ape?

    16. Re:Err... not a religious issue. by nmk · · Score: 1

      Maybe these guys would have a use for this technology.

    17. Re:Err... not a religious issue. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mmmmm, goats.

    18. Re:Err... not a religious issue. by drsquare · · Score: 1

      what better to create an animal with human dexterity without the burden of intelligence, without the moral dillema of the "handicapped"... such a worker would toil in a sweatshop with singlemindedness, as oxen would plow a field.

      Sounds like my job.

    19. Re:Err... not a religious issue. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't believe anyone modded this psuedo-intellectual garbage up.

      Since when is fiction a basis for an opinion on anything in the real world. Books are not the works of prophets they are the work of people who have a talent for telling stories, who most likely have no more insight into the future, or future consequences of this than you or me.

    20. Re:Err... not a religious issue. by Viking+Coder · · Score: 1

      let's make sure that they can't feel misery and don't want the same things we do.

      Right - so let's start with something that we all agree can't feel misery: animals.

      Oh, wait.

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    21. Re:Err... not a religious issue. by sf2turbomaster · · Score: 1

      I agree we haven't yet reached the chimeric point in tech. Consider though, you actually think that if they create an animal hybrid with enough brains to be employed in the workforce that it is not going to be expoited and put to "work" a 23 hour day. Hell humans are exploited everyday and we supposedly have alot more rights than any creature out there. Oh were uplifitng them? I sometime wished life was as simple as being an animal(other than human). Give them a brain and they might come to that same conclusion and resent us in the process leading to violence.

    22. Re:Err... not a religious issue. by genner · · Score: 1

      Obligatory Futruama quote.

      Fry: You know what the worst part about being a slave is? They make you work but they don't pay you or let you go.

    23. Re:Err... not a religious issue. by mink · · Score: 1

      I hope along with the uplift war people read Sundiver and Startide rising, also before you are dont with the uplift ideas read the second whole trilogy.
      I'm not saying they are good, but just one book out of the entire tapestry of ideas does not explore all the things he brought up.

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  43. WTF? by ErichTheWebGuy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Haven't these people seen enough bad sci-fi movies to know that this is a horrible idea? Just like the story a couple of months ago about the armed autonomous robots...

    When will these people learn?

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    1. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ahh, Science Fiction is only fiction if the Science doesn't yet exist.

    2. Re:WTF? by miu · · Score: 2, Funny

      They might have spent their time watching anime filled with sexy cat girls instead. They probably figure their cat girls will team up with the blue haired kid with the 7' sword and take care of those armed autonomous robots or something.

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  44. FarCry? by Neo-Rio-101 · · Score: 1

    This is starting to sound like the plotline to FarCry....

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  45. Can't resist! by graveyardduckx · · Score: 0

    "When he said he was hung like a horse, I didn't think he meant it literally!"

  46. xenogenics by debrain · · Score: 5, Interesting

    From what I vaguely recall, one of the greatest risks of a chimera (aside perhaps from the slippery moral slope), is the risk of a genetic material from diseases that affected their species making a jump to the human species. In essence, diseases that affected that species may be dormant or preserved in those animals, and unleashed, so to speak, in the presence of foreign material such as human organs.

    For example, in this case rabbits: a viral pandemic that killed all but the few naturally-immune bunnies may have left remnants of its genetic material in their DNA. All living bunnies are immune, having derived their genetic material from the bunnies that survived the pandemic. No humans however, have that immunity. Crossing the species procures the possibility of a transfer from bunnies to humans.

    How plausible this is, I couldn't really say. But I seem to remember it having some merit when juxtaposed with concerns over xenogenic transplants, concerns which seem applicable here also. Though the probability of this happening may be low, the damage may be astronomical since it could concoct a disease wholly unknown to science.

    1. Re:xenogenics by m3j00 · · Score: 1

      I'm fairly sure there have been no cases of DNA-riding diseases. Viruses basically turn a cell into it's own workshop to pump out more viruses, but I don't think it can pump out a human chocked full of virus-factory cells. Interesting science fiction theory though.

    2. Re:xenogenics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We have a few billion years or so before the Earth is engulfed by our dying sun. Plenty of time for the few humans that happen to be genetically immune to this bunny-human disease to repopulate the world. ;-)

    3. Re:xenogenics by MightyMartian · · Score: 2, Informative

      Our DNA, and the DNA of most multicellular animals are filled with viral leftovers. Researchers are investigating how such viral genes may influence evolution. It's nothing particular amazing.

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    4. Re:xenogenics by Jim_Callahan · · Score: 1

      I think the problem is something like, if we insert human-specific code into an animal, and an animal hosts a virus mutation, we could end up with a virus which targets the human material. Or something like that.

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    5. Re:xenogenics by novakyu · · Score: 1
      I'm fairly sure there have been no cases of DNA-riding diseases.

      In life (or quasi-life, as viruses are), nothing is impossible. Retroviruses do exactly that---store themselves inside the host's DNA. These don't necessarily destroy the cell and may even lie dormant for a long time.

    6. Re:xenogenics by Lil-Bondy · · Score: 0

      as its biogenetics, there are many things that we dont account for, diseases may not be the worst of it, we could possibly create more than just the moral dillemas (nothing i can think of), but think how similar this is to robotics, but with different risks, say you used some sort of cyborg arm, you could have a malfunction, or be hacked, or many computer related problems, if you had bio-genetically enhanced muscle you could lose muscle tissue from an incompatable blood system (of course, this would have been extensivly tested, so theres not much chance of it), you could get a disease. in all of this, we think nothing wrong of something say, like a robot with some small A.I. yet, a mouse with slight intellect increase is a completely different matter, ONLY because of morals, so, too bad for all you people saying that this is bad, but i agree that this is something we should look into. if you have a problem with this, then think, do you have a problem with robotics/A.I.?

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    7. Re:xenogenics by Forbman · · Score: 1

      You're kind of wrong about this. Think papilloma virus. The DNA of the cell is altered by the virus to the point that the cell becomes cancerous, as an unintended consequence.

      There are bacteria and other parasites that do things like this as well.

    8. Re:xenogenics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Supposing a bunny were crossed with a human, and this virus left it's RNA in the bunnies DNA, remaining there in all future versions of the bunnies until we spliced it with a human. The bunny-human would then, according to you be a carrier for this virus, it having it but being immune due to the bunnies resistances, but humans it came in contact with becoming infected with a wholly new virus. Now aside the spread of it would probably be pretty quickly quarentined, cured, and dealt with as viral outbreaks are, this wholly new virus has it's genetic immunity already within the bunny-human, isolating the immunity, would then make for a vaccine - so there's the threat of a new Black Plague out of the way.

    9. Re:xenogenics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about ebola? There's no effective cure from it and as far as I remember that jumped from monkeys to humans - what's to say there's some similar bunny virus that we don't know about? when the two species became similar it would no longer be too difficult for the virus to make the leap over to humans

    10. Re:xenogenics by bani · · Score: 1

      dont need to worry about that, such mutations already occur naturally in nature without any intervention at all. ever heard of avian flu?

    11. Re:xenogenics by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      Look up cryptic prophages. A prophage is a virus lying dormant in DNA. A cryptic one is a deactivated virus (it laid dorment for so long that it mutated enough that it can no longer become active).

      They've been found in just about every genome sequenced to date. Viruses frequently integrate with the host genome (at least lysogenic viruses do). Usually this is only temporary, but they can lie dormant for a long time.

      In a chimera a virus can re-emerge, and then potentially infect a human cell in the same organism. It probably won't happen due to the immune system, but given such intimate contact with human cells it could happen eventually. If the virus infects a human cell, the copies that emerge will tend to have human cell proteins on their surface, and these will tend to mask the virus from the human immune system.

      The first infection is hard, the rest are much easier. A chimera has the potential to reduce the barrier to the first infection. The same issue applies to xenotransplants.

      I'm not saying we should get out the pitchforks, but it would only be prudent to keep it in mind and be careful...

    12. Re:xenogenics by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      Right, and one of those killed off milllions of people in the 20's I believe (well, I think that one was avian - I remember reading the Science article where it was sequenced and the tissue sample used for this purpose was just shipped Fedex (talk about a package you don't want to have lost!)).

      One potential issue is that this could cause the emergence of several species-barrier-crossing viruses at the same time.

      Not the end of the world, necessarily, but it wouldn't hurt to be careful...

    13. Re:xenogenics by SirTalon42 · · Score: 1

      HIV is exactly the same, it use to be in monkeys, but at some point it crossed over into humans (i don't want to know how...), and then mutated into what it is now. It wasn't at all deadly to monkeys, it could be that way at first in humans, then come out of no where.

    14. Re:xenogenics by dustmite · · Score: 1

      That's interesting .. would like to know more about it, will google. I've been wondering what the mechanism might to evolve a species from one with one number of chromosome pairs to another number of chromosome pairs, since if it happened 'by chance now and then' there would be noone for the new creature to breed with - it would have to happen to a whole lot of members of a species at once, and one possibility I thought of that might cause that would be some sort of virus or other typical disease agent.

    15. Re:xenogenics by dustmite · · Score: 1

      This is harder than you think. We already know of animals that can carry, but are immune to the effects of, current viruses like HIV, Ebola etc., but I don't see any magic cure. It's a little more complex than just looking into the bunny with a microscope, seeing "hey that blobby there, that's the cure" and pulling it out and plopping it into a vaccine solution. There are also humans who carry HIV but seem to take much much longer to develop AIDS. They may have a partial solution inside them, but I don't see anyone quickly pulling it out.

    16. Re:xenogenics by PMuse · · Score: 1

      From what I vaguely recall, one of the greatest risks of a chimera (aside perhaps from the slippery moral slope), is the risk of a genetic material from diseases that affected their species making a jump to the human species.

      Perhaps that's the greatest medical risk to the existing human population, but it is unlikely to be the greatest risk overall.

      The created being bears a greater risk that it will have "birth defects" that cause it to suffer. Our skill at genetics remains crude at this time.

      Greater still is the risk of vigilanteism and war. People have spent centuries (falsely) denouncing each other as "half-human" and using that denunciation to justify tragic behavior. We must expect that people will do worse to those who actually are "half-human."

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    17. Re:xenogenics by bani · · Score: 1

      i don't see why it would cause cross-species-barrier viruses to emerge, any more likely than say, having contact with house pets.

    18. Re:xenogenics by kenaaker · · Score: 1
      Having different numbers of chromosomes doesn't preclude breeding. Horses and donkey's are one example, although their offspring are generally sterile (but not always). Also, if I remember correctly, there is a wild Asian horse that has a different number of chromosomes that can breed with other horses.

      Then there is the difference in chromosome numbers between chimps and humans. The difference in number is accounted for by a fusion of two chromosomes. Without that fusion, chimps and humans would have the same number of chromosomes.

      And then there are hybrid fertile plants that have full copies of the chromosomes of both their parent species.

    19. Re:xenogenics by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      Suppose you have some virus which infects liver cells only. It lives in dogs.

      You pet the dog. Chances are that no viral particles will enter your body at all.

      You pet the dog some more. Maybe one or two particles enter your body. Most likely they don't infect any liver cells due to the species barrier.

      The fact is you don't get bombarded much with viruses just by touching something. Now, if you touch a doorknob which contains human flu, the few virus particles that get transferred to your body are highly infectious, and that is enough. But a foreign virus isn't effective enough to work that way, usually. Once in a while one makes its way past these barriers and then we have a new outbreak.

      If you have a chimera or xenotransplant, you have a constant low-level viral load in the blood, and so human cells are constantly exposed to animal viruses. The opportunity for cross-species infection is much higher as a result.

      Keep in mind that lysogenic viruses never really go away - they surge up from time to time - they just never build enough to get you sick, but the viruses are in the blood. For an example of this, look at cold sores (although those are actually successful enough to cause visible symptoms).

    20. Re:xenogenics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, we've successfully determined that m3j00 did not take (and pass) a decent college-level biology class.

      Y00 L00Z0R.

    21. Re:xenogenics by bani · · Score: 1

      If you have a chimera or xenotransplant, you have a constant low-level viral load in the blood, and so human cells are constantly exposed to animal viruses. The opportunity for cross-species infection is much higher as a result.

      do you know of any studies supporting this assertion?

  47. Intelligent Animals by st3v · · Score: 1

    Ok, now I am really starting to believe that other organisms that are as intelligent as humans will exist on earth in the near future. Think about it, this kind of technology is rapidly growing. Imagine a chimpanzee solving differential equations or debating you on what the better Linux distro is. Scary.

    1. Re:Intelligent Animals by brutus_007 · · Score: 1, Funny

      Or imagine a penguin (named Tux, naturally) debating Bill Gates on the virtues of their respective OSes. Of course, we'd also need a Dr. Zoidberg as part of the peanut gallery - you know, variety and such.

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    2. Re:Intelligent Animals by thaneross · · Score: 1

      I've been saying for years that windows was written by monkeys... Honnestly, it's amazing to me how slashdot can turn any topic into a linux vs windows debate.

    3. Re:Intelligent Animals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Imagine a chimpanzee solving differential equations or debating you on what the better Linux distro is. Scary.

      You've never used IRC, have you?

  48. Like a Liger? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Was it also bred for it's skills in magic?

    Sweet!

    1. Re:Like a Liger? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that's probably my favorite animal.

  49. At last! by zingbot · · Score: 1

    I can begin working on my army of Centaurs! I'll capture Manhattan...then the world. MUUUHOOOHAAAAHAAA!

    1. Re:At last! by JudgeFurious · · Score: 1

      So you think. How do you know that it won't be defended by MY army of Elephant-Gorillas with human brains AND lasers mounted on their heads?

      What? Did you really think you were the only mad scientist who reads Slashdot?

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  50. Human + animal? by stm2 · · Score: 0

    From TFA "a hybrid creature that's part human, part animal". All human are animals, so we are all chimeras :)
    I am pretty sure this is a dupe from last year. If not, the matrix was changed.

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  51. These are useless to me! by JudgeFurious · · Score: 1

    Yes they're half human and half animal but they only have three asses! They'll have to be destroyed.

    First thing that popped into my mind upon reading this. The second thing was that we're going to need them to learn the law. What is the law? No spill blood of course.

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  52. Re:FREE MAC MINI (HOWTO) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Back under the BRIDGE, troll.

  53. I'm worried by jbplou · · Score: 1

    This is going to turn out like the Island of Doctor Moreau 90's version, that movie sucked.

  54. Well... by Bahumat · · Score: 0, Troll

    ... it'll make the furries happy!

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    1. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stupid moderator. It indeed does!
      (Furry here)

  55. WHY?! by Adrilla · · Score: 1

    We barely understand the human brain. Shouldn't we grasp it a little more before we go shoving them into other animals.

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    1. Re:WHY?! by MightyMartian · · Score: 2, Informative

      > We barely understand the human brain. Shouldn't
      > we grasp it a little more before we go shoving
      > them into other animals.

      It is to understand the human brain that researchers do this, for goodness sake.

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    2. Re:WHY?! by 1u3hr · · Score: 4, Insightful
      We barely understand the human brain. Shouldn't we grasp it a little more before we go shoving them into other animals.

      That's the whole reason to grow human brain tissue in animals; or would you prefer to experiment on living humans? If it was being done for more frivolous reasons there would be no support at all.

    3. Re:WHY?! by Adrilla · · Score: 1

      But since we don't know, how do we know that we are duplicating with 100% accuracy, and that the same methods would work transferring when trying to work on a human?

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    4. Re:WHY?! by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      how do we know that we are duplicating with 100% accuracy, and that the same methods would work transferring when trying to work on a human?

      We don't. That's what makes medical science complicated. But if it works on anaiml subjects then the next step is to do human trials. Saves wasting human subjects who are more expensive than mice.

    5. Re:WHY?! by geekster · · Score: 1

      or would you prefer to experiment on living humans?

      I would. At least with humans you can ask for their consent... oh wait, these new super mice will take care of that morality issue.

  56. Manimal!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0085898/

  57. I can finaly put my mind at ease...... by Supurcell · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now that I don't have to worry about waking up in a bathtub full of ice with only one kidney. Since we can just grow them in some chimera monstrosity.

    1. Re: I can finaly put my mind at ease...... by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


      > Now that I don't have to worry about waking up in a bathtub full of ice with only one kidney. Since we can just grow them in some chimera monstrosity.

      But now the chimeras will be after your kidneys.

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  58. Humans are animals by shop+S+Mart · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Humans are animals. We're just a little bit smarter and better at making and using tools than most other animals.

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    1. Re:Humans are animals by eraserewind · · Score: 1

      With all due respect to our animal cousins, we are significantly more than a little smarter than even the most intelligent of them.

  59. What's in a name? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    last year researchers at the Mayo Clinic created pigs with human blood flowing through their bodies.

    They dubbed them "Neocon Republicans".

  60. This is an important moment by Pan+T.+Hose · · Score: 1

    This is an important moment to ask ourselves: do we have the right to play, or even to be gods themselves? Have we already crossed the line? Where is that line? What are the consequences, both physical and ethical, to our bodies and souls, if we can create life? Does it mean that we can not only create souls, but in fact design completely new kinds of souls, new races of people? This is both fascinating and frightening. Could the price for being gods be ethernal damnation? This seems highly unlikely, but can we positively eliminate that possibility. What could that mean to humanity as we know it? So many questions, so little answers... During the next few decades it should be clear whether we as humanity have made the most disastrous mistake in the history of human kind, or the greatest achievement since the creation of the universe. I only hope we will live long enough to understand it. I am really looking forward to know answers to the most important questions of our existance, power, purpose and meaning. Fascinating breakthrough.

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    1. Re:This is an important moment by Neo-Rio-101 · · Score: 1

      Does it mean that we can not only create souls, but in fact design completely new kinds of souls, new races of people? This is both fascinating and frightening.

      Well shucks. I wake up everyday, look in the mirror, and decide how I live every day of my life.

      You make that sound like the hardest thing in the world.

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    2. Re:This is an important moment by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Yes.

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    3. Re:This is an important moment by JudgeFurious · · Score: 1

      There is no line. There is no right or wrong here. We take it as far as we can and see what happens. It's human nature to just keep pushing it until it either blows up in our faces or we succeed in whatever the hell it is we're trying to do.

      Honestly I don't think it's going to matter all that much. I don't care if they grow an eight foot tall walking vagina that breathes fire or that spews cotton candy or somehow manage to make ourselves immortal. It won't be the greatest achievement since the creation of the universe. I have this pessimistic idea that there's literally nothing mankind will be capable of doing that rates that kind of description.

      Maybe someday way, way down the road but the "version" of mankind that does it won't be much like us when it happens.

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    4. Re:This is an important moment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Smack

    5. Re:This is an important moment by Legion303 · · Score: 1

      "It won't be the greatest achievement since the creation of the universe."

      An 8' tall walking vagina that spews cotton candy *won't* be the greatest thing ever? What are you smoking?

  61. this wouldn't have anything to do with this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  62. Does the "One-Sixteenth Rule" apply? by nailchipper · · Score: 1

    When mixing a human with another animal, I wonder how much DNA would need to be changed before the creature is no longer considered human.

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    1. Re:Does the "One-Sixteenth Rule" apply? by Man+in+Spandex · · Score: 1

      If the result of mixing an animal and human is something that does not think, if you ask me, that's more animal than man.

  63. Old news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Come on, I've already read about everything this article mentions. Probably from links on slashdot.

    This is just a throw-a-bunch-of-other-stuff-together article written for National Geographic. It hardly even goes into any interesting detail; they are just pitting some scientists and some moral police against each other and letting each one get a sound byte in.

    (Anonymous Coward cause i can't be arsed to register)

  64. Mr. Burns's Monkey Bats? by Man+in+Spandex · · Score: 1

    Anyone remember those?

    Homer and Mindy are at the hotel and they called room service.
    Mr. Burns: Room service again? We'll see about that..
    *removes curtain off cages. See monkeys with fake bat wings attatched*
    Mr Burns: Fly my minions! Fly!
    *Monkeys go thru window and all fall*

    He will soon be able to achieve that!

    1. Re:Mr. Burns's Monkey Bats? by sharkey · · Score: 1

      That's because he went about it the wrong way. Everyone knows you need the Golden Cap to call the Winged Monkeys to do your bidding up to 3 times.

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  65. Don't forget catpeople! They like to be petted! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Egyptian: Guys with asp heads, guys with dog heads
    Minotaurs!
    And pegausses!
    And a chick with snakes for hair! That'd rock!

    Guy with goats legs playing a pan pipe.. have him on SNL 20 years from now.. Goat Boy Reloaded!

    Don't forget catpeople!

    MEOW MEOW MEOW!!!

  66. Coming right up... by interactive_civilian · · Score: 5, Funny
    You can have your Monkeyman, but you have to go over to the largish, very light colored house on Pennsylvania Ave. in Washington DC to pick him up.

    /thank you thank you, don't forget to tip your waitress. ;)

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    1. Re:Coming right up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doesn't matter who won. Bush still looks like a monkey (funny though, cause he acts like an ass)

    2. Re:Coming right up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When did Steve Ballmer become president?!?!?

    3. Re:Coming right up... by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 1

      Hm? No, he seems to think that Bush won and that he's ugly. Reread the post.

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    4. Re:Coming right up... by SnowZero · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Err, you're the one who didn't get it; It's called "humor" on this planet. You won't think its funny though, rather like any non-liberal reading Doonesbury.

      "Monkey" isn't an accurate description in either case though; Bush looks more like a chimpanzee, while Kerry looks like an ape or wookie.

    5. Re:Coming right up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      :) And no returns!

    6. Re:Coming right up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly... which explains why Bush needs to be picked up, he won't stop loitering around the place.

    7. Re:Coming right up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ha ha u dumb

    8. Re:Coming right up... by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      Nah, he's got it right. If he was talking about Kerry, he would have said "Weaselman".

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    9. Re:Coming right up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bush looks more like a chimpanzee

      No doubt!

      Kerry looks like an ape or wookie.

      Really? I never saw that. I always thought he looked more like an evil cyborg... I could just imagine him pulling his face off and revealing his robot self.

    10. Re:Coming right up... by Rimbo · · Score: 1

      " /thank you thank you, don't forget to tip your waitress. ;)" ...unless she's a cow, because we don't condone cow tipping.

      You know, that's an old joke, but it takes on a whole different meaning in this context.

      Cow Woman. Moo. Hey! I just thought of the perfect wet-nurse...

    11. Re:Coming right up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow that's classic you idiot mods. If my post is offtopic, the parent I'm referring to certainly is offtopic too. That's ok though, as I have mod points to burn, so play your little games. When I mod, I try to do so based on content rather than a post's agreement with my political affiliation. But hey, what do I know, I voted for freedom.

    12. Re:Coming right up... by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 1

      I'd call it an attempt at humor, but same difference.

      Ya know, with all the comments I'm hearing on how polititians look, I think we should just stick the bastards in bathing suits and have a beauty contest instead of elections.

      It'd save money, and for once the 'how would I improve the world' speeches would have some actual friggin relevance.

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  67. From the RTFA department by shoolz · · Score: 2, Informative

    Before you all start concocting fantasies about bizarre creatures from the morally and ethically bankrupt future...

    For example, faulty human heart valves are routinely replaced with ones taken from cows and pigs. The surgery--which makes the recipient a human-animal chimera--is widely accepted

    1. Re:From the RTFA department by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Accepted by who... I think ya'll city slickers better be watching out. Whens we find these satan seeds we be hanging them.

  68. Nothing new by Webs+101 · · Score: 1
    Fifteen years ago, I worked in a diabetes research lab. One of the research groups worked on human/mice chimeras as standard practice.

    In 1988, a group at Stanford built a "race" of naturally immune deficient mice with human immune systems and published the result in Science (McCune, Weissman et al).

    It's called the SCID-hu mouse, "hu" being short for "human".

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  69. useless by interactive_civilian · · Score: 5, Funny
    I agree. It is all so useless. Mice with human brains? They do nothing but futily try to take over the world every night...

    *sigh* when will those scientists ever learn? ;)

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    1. Re:useless by Ankle · · Score: 1

      I for one welcome our new super intelligent mice overlords. *ducks*

    2. Re:useless by HumanTorch · · Score: 2, Funny

      I agree. It is all so useless. Mice with human brains? They do nothing but futily try to take over the world every night...

      I shall call him .. Mousolini

    3. Re:useless by aurb · · Score: 1

      I agree. It is all so useless. Mice with human brains? They do nothing but futily try to take over the world every night...

      Then what about human with mouse brains?

    4. Re:useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      George W. Bush?

  70. I got the heart of an ape, the liver of a chicken. by refactored · · Score: 1

    I just love Jeremy Taylor's Transplant Calypso

    The other day I was feeling ill
    I went to the doctor to get some pill
    he looked at me in despair, said my friend you're badly in need of repair
    now with this up-to date surgery
    we get our spare parts from the menagerie
    so if you'll kindly sit down a while I'll just telephone for a crocodile

    I got the heart of an ape
    the liver of a chicken
    the blood of an ox
    through a tube which they stick in
    to me spleen
    which I borrowed from a cow
    I was human once
    but I'm not sure now.

    Walking down the street
    me girlfriend I happen to meet
    me heart went bom-diddy-bom
    just like the ape that I got it from
    me ox blood boiled, I started to moo
    I was pawing at the ground,
    what else could I do?
    and when at last she walked on by
    I said cockadoodle-doo and started to fly

    Help me!
    I got the heart of an ape...

    Going out one night
    me and a feller got into a fight
    I hit him with a left then I hit him with a right
    but somehow I just couldn't finish the fight
    no matter what I did he kept coming at me
    he was the stubbornest man I ever did see
    it was in vain, I find out last
    this feller's got the jawbone of an ass

    and me
    I got the heart of an ape...

    Well in the end I was getting fed up
    I said to this doctor, look man, I've had enough
    All this animal junk won't do
    Get me some organ that doesn't come out of the zoo
    He said, what about this for size?
    I tell you, I could hardly believe me eyes
    I looked at this thing with dismay & suspicion
    It was the brain of a politician.

    I'd rather have
    The heart of an ape...

  71. the funny part is... by stilist · · Score: 1

    Does anybody else find it interesting that this is essentially the same as stem-cell research, but combined with animals? It's "ok" to do stem-cell, but with this addition, it's suddenly disgusting and wrong...

    1. Re:the funny part is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would you also dispute the statement "it's OK for humans to have sex with humans, but when humans have sex with animals it's suddenly disgusting and wrong..."?

  72. I hope FARK picks this up. by uncoveror · · Score: 1

    I can't wait to see the photoshops!

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  73. How is this Flamebait? by jefftherhino · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Evidently speaking lucidly is unpopular with the moderators ;]

  74. SHOCKING NOTICE: China achieves first chimera. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    As I have long warned, the Chinese are morally bankrupt. There was never been any discussion of the ethics of cloning in China, which includes Taiwan province and Hong Kong, and the Chinese rushed headlong into cloning. By contrast, the West engaged in lengthy, tortuous debates about cloning.

    Notice the lack of Chinese in meetings of Amnesty International? Yep. There is something sick in the state of Chinese society.

    Now, the Chinese achieve the first developing fetus that is a human-rabbit hybrid. You tell me who is morally bankrupt. Read the damn article again. Notice all the quotes from Westerners asking, over and over, about the ethics of chimeras. In the whole damn article, there is not one damn quote from the Chinese about ethical issues.

    Do you need further proof that the Chinese are morally bankrupt? Christ. You people need to wake up!

  75. Re:Call me when by GreyWolf3000 · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    Dude--it's called a bunker. Fight with your drones/probes if you have to. One zealot and two probes can handle a 4-pool rush (and leave you in a much better position). One marine, one bunker, and one probe (maybe two if they're smart--usually not) can handle it even better.

    Although people whine about rushing in Starcraft, it's actually such an easy strategy to defend, and so hard to recover from if it fails, that most experts won't even attempt it if they know they're playing someone equi-decent.

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  76. I thought they'd already done this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I mean, isn't cowboyneal a cross between a cow and a boy?

  77. More News! by GISGEOLOGYGEEK · · Score: 1

    This also in!

    Computers! ... they will be the way of the future!

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    1. Re:More News! by Vo0k · · Score: 1

      No, no, no!
      You good-for-nothing pervert!
      They are evil creation of Satan!
      They tear people away from their families!
      They display P0RN
      They radiate radiation straight in your face!

      And God gave us 20 fingers to count, anything above that is creation of Satan, so Computers are definitely creation of Satan.

      We must put a stop to this madness at all cost.
      Nobody expect the American Inquisition!

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  78. Question on ethics: by Corpus_Callosum · · Score: 1

    Many have posted objections regarding uplifting other terrestrial species with human DNA. The objections seem rational, as it appears the uplift would be done in order to exploit the results.

    What about the reverse, uplifting humans by grafting in superior dna found in the animal kingdom? Better eyes? Superior strength? whatever...

    I am curious about your view on this.

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    1. Re:Question on ethics: by MyHair · · Score: 1

      I'll take a donkey dick, thank you very much. (Uh, no, not like that!!)

  79. Animal parts in humans (Non-PC) by kiore · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I regularily place parts of animals in me. OK, the parts are dead, cooked, and go into my digestive tract, but those animals were raised as food, slaughtered, and prepared for me. It's very seldom that I even thing about the "cute fluffy critters" I devour.

    Once a year, or so, I have a 'flu vaccination. Last I checked, I was told this vaccine is made in chicken eggs. I'm not exactly in the high risk of death from 'flu category, but if killing a chicken fetus protects me from a week of misery, it's the chicken every time.

    I understand that rabies vaccine is made in rabbits (I'm remembering this from over 30 years ago, so this may not be current). If I was bitten by a mammal in a country with rabies, I wouldn't worry about rabbit bits & pieces, or even about the life of that rabbit. If it's a choice between the bunny & me, the bunny gets it every time.

    Now I hear that spare parts for my body could be grown in an animal.

    If the safety issues can be resolved, I see very little ethical difference between making an animal live just so it can be killed for my food, making an animal live to make medicine for me and making an animal live so it can be killed to extend my life.

    1. Re:Animal parts in humans (Non-PC) by witte · · Score: 1

      You could wonder if the same applies to your own organs. Do you OWN your organs ? Does the bunny ?

      Say, I need a kidney or I will die.
      Let's kill a kid and take his kidneys.
      Let's take his heart as well while we're at it.
      (No point to wasting a perfectly good heart, right ?)

      What is the difference between gutting a bunny for organs & gutting a human for the same purpose ?

      Is the bunny's life worth less than mine ?

      Ok, being very sarcastic here. But think about it for a second.

      The only reason we do this is because we CAN.
      Not because it is right or wrong.

      No point to being hypocritical about that.
      (i.o.w. I agree to most of what the parent posted.)

    2. Re:Animal parts in humans (Non-PC) by foolip · · Score: 1

      If rearing and killing animals for food is justified, then obviously this using animals for medicine or organs is also justified. But these conclusions are only true if the premise is true -- that it is justified to use animals for food. You say that you very seldom think of it, but perhaps this is exactly what you should do. I won't go into any great length here, but just want to point out that it isn't enough to show that there exists some circumstances where killing animals for food is ok (e.g. a desert island scenario or whatever), but that it is ok in the real circumstances you live, circumstances where chosing not to use animals for food is possible and probably not very impractical (although I don't know where you live). Also, even if you should find that keeping animals under the horrible conditions that exist in moder farming and then killing them for food is not justified, it will not follow that it is always unjustified to experiment on animals or use them for growing organs. Just as it is sometimes ok to kill animals (including humans), there probably exists some circumstances where experimenting on animals will save more lives than it costs. As a side note, it shouldn't be the chicken fetuses that should be given consideration, but then hen laying the egg.

    3. Re:Animal parts in humans (Non-PC) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are a lot of things we do to animals. Especially mice. Humans inject pregnant mice with high doses of pesticides to study neuro toxicants, break their spinal cords to study spinal cord injuries, and recently I came across an article where someone was studying gene expression in mice with testicular injuries -- I feel the pain just reading the title.

      Yet, humans believe that there is something very divine about human life (though, events in Rwanda, Darfur, Iraq, etc., show that some lives are more divine than others).

      I wonder, are humans so divine?

    4. Re:Animal parts in humans (Non-PC) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      but if killing a chicken fetus protects me from a week of misery, it's the chicken every time.

      You DO know that very few chicken eggs ever contain a fetus, right? The egg is just the result of the hen's "period", which is why you don't see the pro-life people going nuts every time a women needs a pad.

    5. Re:Animal parts in humans (Non-PC) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I wonder, are humans so divine?
      As long as religions exist, there will be people who think so. As for reality, from a human viewpoint, the only difference between human beings and other animals is the human will to survive as a species.
    6. Re:Animal parts in humans (Non-PC) by Hyperspac · · Score: 0

      Why do most animal rights arguments often start with the assumption that being domesticated has no benefit to the species? While there is an obvious obligation to limit the amount of suffering or pain an animal is subjected to as an individual, as a species even being breed and raised with the sole intent of being killed and eaten is a benefit. When was the last time you saw a non-domesticated cow, they don't exist anymore. Wild turkeys were once a treated species in North America. Is the idea of domestic turkeys going extinct even conceivable?

      You could argue quality of life, but it seems a lot of people have a very unrealistic view of what an animal would be doing in the wild. I grew up in a rural area and I remember once when a few chicken were turned loose from a neighbor's farm. They hung around half starved hoping someone would feed them, scared of anything the moved, and after a week were a pile of feather left behind by a "natural" predatory which showed no concern for killing them quickly or with as little pain as possible.

      You can argue that things like mega farms and Agro business are not offering animals a good life and I might agree. But having grown up in farm country I can tell you that most of the animals I saw lived about like they would have in the wild, except: they got medical care, someone else made sure there were not predators after them, and they had all the food and water they needed; in exchange for which they got a quick death at a predetermined age. Instead of starving, dieing of some terrible disease, or being ripped and part and eaten by some large carnivore. And as a species they have little to no chance of going extinct in the foreseeable future. A high price maybe, but is it really such a bad one?

      If you want to tell me high density feed lots are wrong or argue against testing cosmetics on rabbits you might be able to sway my opinions or win my support for a cause. But if you try to tell me killing a pig is the same as killing a person or that eating meat is evil I'm just going to ignore or ridicule you. Why is it so hard to believe you can treat an animal humanely and still eat it?

    7. Re:Animal parts in humans (Non-PC) by smoker2 · · Score: 1
      I regularily place parts of animals in me.

      I regularly place parts of me in animals ...

      No,.. wait

      Carry on, as you were.
      Nothing to see here !
    8. Re:Animal parts in humans (Non-PC) by kiore · · Score: 1
      "You DO know that very few chicken eggs ever contain a fetus, right?"

      Yes, of course. When I was a child, my parents kept a few hens for eggs.

      I also read on the web things that made me think that the vaccine is made from eggs that do contain a fetus. For example, "beginning with the supply of embryonated eggs, in which the flu viruses are cultivated".

    9. Re:Animal parts in humans (Non-PC) by foolip · · Score: 1

      Granted that animals living and dying in the wild are not always very well off. I will also grant you that some animal liberation/animal rights advocates don't have very good knowledge about wildlife. However, the argument against huge animal farms is not (or should not be) that the animals would have been better off if living in the wild, but that the interests of the animals are not taken seriously and that they are worse of than they need to be under human care, possibly that they would be better off never existing. If we are to bring animals to this world, we have a responsibility of treating them in a way that respects their interests, not just in a way that is slightly better than putting them out in the wild.

      You offer the survival of the species as an argument. I must ask you why it should be considered a loss if some domesticated animals were to disappear. Cow races which produce far more milk than they are physically equipped to, making them "wear out" much faster and giving them medical problems during their life. Poultry which have been bred to grow so fast that their skeleton cannot keep up, making painful deformations common. Such animals have no interest in existing and would be better off never having been born. Putting such animals to the world is not treating them humanely. Why should we want such species to go on existing?

      You seem open to the possibility that high density feeding lots are harmful to the animals and should not be allowed to continue. I suggest that you investigate for yourself the conditions in which the animals you eat (if you do eat them) live, and decide if that is an acceptable way to treat other beings.

    10. Re:Animal parts in humans (Non-PC) by foobsr · · Score: 1

      And on the bottom line, you are perhaps raised to consume to increase some profits somewhere.

      CC.

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    11. Re:Animal parts in humans (Non-PC) by Hyperspac · · Score: 0

      I would agree with nearly your entire first paragraph. As for the second you have broadened the discussion to more then I put forth (or attempted to justify), but I think it makes for several interesting points of discussion.

      I don't have a large amount of knowledge concerning over breeding in farm animals as it is beyond my experience, I've never seen them (I've never seen England either however and willing to admit it exist). Animals with a large number of genetic deficiencies leading to things like you mentioned may become self-correcting (all be it not fast enough). In some cases it may be both economically and genetically feasible to continue using such "races" or bloodlines. However as such races become more unfeasible (like the poultry example you gave) it will become more and more difficult to raise and breed them as, in a sense, they are no longer a viable species. While it may progress further then we should ethically allow, there is only so much deformity and trait depression that an bloodline will survive, and our bypasses are rather limited.

      I can agree that bloodlines or races of animals with high levels of painful deformities should not be continued. However I think to say they have no interest in living and would be better off never having lived is starting to make an argument that beyond what we can rationally discuss. Would you say the same thing about a person you've never met who suffers from similar deformities? Where would you draw the line as to what is a severe enough deformity?

      I admit I made the evolution argument based on the most basic "survive and reproduce" arguments. It can be argued that evolution (and therefore nature) has little to no concern for the individual. It is the potential for further development and continuation that matters. There are a huge number of examples where an evolved trait is of no value or even a (lethal) detriment to the individual, but a benefit to the species. Should we follow that same guidelines and ignore all considerations to the individual? I would say of course not. Still who are we to argue about the standards set forth by nature? We can (and should) hold ourselves to higher standards, but we should also acknowledge they are standards created for our own reasons, not based on some greater natural order.

      Is it a loss if some species (domestic or otherwise) disappear? Obviously it is to the species, which was the viewpoint from which I put forth my argument. Is it in the broader sense? Species grow, adapt, diverge, and die out, and have for as long as there has been life on this planet, due to an unimaginable number of influences. Is humanities influence on natural selection and extinction any worse then the last ice age? I feel specie's extinction (natural or otherwise) represents a loss of two very important things, information about the past and potential for the future. The information loss when a species is eliminated is enormous, despite the fact that we make very little use of the information a species represents. The loss of a potential avenue for further evolution could be even more devastating. I don't feel qualified to decide what species should survive and which shouldn't.

      I am well aware that there are huge number of animal practices that should not be allowed to continue. The point I was trying to make was that the "animal rights" community also needs to be aware that some of the methods they are using are doing nothing but alienating people whose support they need. Animals are not equivalent to people, we could debate how as much as you like, but you are not going to convince me otherwise. Further more I am a carnivore (ok omnivore) and am likely to stay that way. Does it mean that I'm not open to changes that would improve the conditions under which the animals I eat live? Of course not, but I'm one of the people for the eating of tasty animals, they don't need to suffer for that to happen, but they need to die.

    12. Re:Animal parts in humans (Non-PC) by foolip · · Score: 1

      Thanks for your lengthy reply.

      About deformed animals and humans. You make an argument from evolution about the species which we have discussed: super-fast growing chicken or cows that produce massive amounts of milk. Evolution would work against such traits in the wild, but what we are dealing with are not species that evolved "naturally" but ones which have been bred by humans into their current state. The breeding is targeted at making animals which produce more of what we want -- eggs, milk or meat. That this brings about animals which suffer a great deal during their lives and who would also cannot have very long lives because of medical problems does not matter, because there is no economical impact of suffering, and these animals are killed when they will not grow any more or start producing too little milk or eggs, making their shorter life-expectancy irrelevant. Procreation is hardly voluntary, it is we humans who select which individuals should produce offspring, any natural checks which would eliminate genetic defects are bypassed. You assert that "it will become more and more difficult to raise and breed them as, in a sense, they are no longer a viable species." This is unfortunately not true. These species are very viable in their environment, an environment which requires them to do nothing put produce as much as possible. The production increases, and so do profits. And the animals pay the price in form of suffering. The argument is sometimes made that animals which suffer will not be as productive, but there is little empirical evidence to back this up. Hens lay eggs whether they are comfortable or not, it is part of their menstrual cycle. A cow which has given birth will produce milk however much discomfort producing that much milk will cause. I find that there is no reason that the suffering that these animals endure will decrease by any natural mechanism, since they do not exist in anything remotely resembling a natural environment. Concious efforts by compassionate humans to stop this treatment appears to be the best hope of the animals.

      About humans who have severe deformities then. Imagine a human baby born with a severe, non-curable disorder which will cause it immense amounts of sufferng during a short life. Does this baby have any interest in its own life, or is its life simply a burden to it? I would not wish to live such a life myself, and think it is morally justified, a moral duty even, to end the life of such an individual. This is not saying that such a baby is not a worthy being or something like that, but simply taking the facts of the situation and the interests of the baby seriously.

      How about lesser deformities then, such as handicaped humans, which is probably something along the lines of what you were thinking of. The essential question to ask is of course -- does this individual wish to live, does it have an interest in its own life? If the answer is yes, then killing him/her would certainly be a horrible act. We should not decide the moral status of killing the individual by looking at its deformities, but by asking the aforementioned questions.

      I realise that it may sound as if I wish to decide over other peoples lives, playing god, but to me it is simply giving basic moral consideration to the suffering of others, and acting responsibly thereafter.

      To bring this back to the animals, there are some animals which are analagous to the baby in the example, an individual whose suffering is so great that we should end its life as soon as possible. One could jokingly say that it is an act of mercy to kill and eat them, but how could we justify knowingly putting them to the world in the first place?

      Then there are other animals which maybe are closer to the second examlpe, animals which are deformed but don't suffer a great deal from it, although they would certainly be better of had they not been deformed. In this case I think it is irresponsible of us to willingly breed animals into such a state for the sake of increased production. Only

    13. Re:Animal parts in humans (Non-PC) by Hyperspac · · Score: 0

      It's been an insightful discussion. For all we've debated different sides of the issue I don't think our views are not really that opposed.

      The real question to ask, I guess, is what is the best vector for change? Years ago I stopped eating seafood after looking at a can of tuna, which proudly proclaimed that is was dolphin safe, and wondering "what about the Tuna?" Since then most of the seafood I actually like had become available in farm-raised varieties or as a managed resource. While I know this has nothing to do with my personal boycott it still lets me eat shrimp with a less guilty conscience. But what lead to this becoming a managed resource, instead of something that was pulled from the sea with the expectation that it will always be there? And, as we've discussed, how do we insure it is managed in an ethical way?

      Growing up it was much easier; I lived on a small farm where we grew a reasonable portion of our own animals. I also ran around on friends' dairy farms and saw how a number of animal on actual producing farms lived, it wasn't that bad. I like to think that my experience is reflective of what is still going on, and I'm sure in a number of places it is. I'm also sure that a number of places are as bad or worse then what we've talked about. The question is how do you affect the cultural and economic forces that decide which path modern farming will take?

      The amount of information needed to make an informed purchasing decision is often not available. The choices offered are also weak to none existent, you buy or you don't in most cases. A deeply motivated consumer may be able to find an acceptable alternative, but is the general public even aware of the issue?

      Any viable solution has to be systematic and self-correcting. Telling the masses they have to fundamentally change their way of live is going to be a hard sell. Boycotts and favored practices only work while someone is watching, and if they are large enough to affect a market, and leave it easy for things to slip into the old methods once the issue is no longer at the forefront. I think these issues are just a minor facet of much larger social and cultural issues that are beyond the scope of the original threat.

      People have gotten numb to the sins they aid as consumers. Our clothing is made by third world children, our food is grown under a blanket of chemicals or abuse, our way of life is down right evil. We have been told all of these things over and over with not real solutions offered. Look at the majority of "activist" groups out there, it seems like their only activity is opposition. If we want to start effective changes we need to offer alternatives, not opposition, so that people are empowered to make a difference, not demoralized by not having a choice.

      "Offer alternatives instead of opposition, so that your actions lead to progress instead conflict."

    14. Re:Animal parts in humans (Non-PC) by foolip · · Score: 1

      I also grew up close to farming, and we had our own animals during one period. None of these animals were in as poor conditions as the ones describes in factory farms, but I don't doubt that alot of them could have been better off. My grandads cows were in concrete stalls that were too short, and I don't believe the pigs were ever allowed outside. My day mother had a lot of turkeys in a crowded cage. Now these were very small productions, so I doubt highly that the standard of most animals now serving as food producers are any better.

      You turned the focus exactly where it should be -- how to change the current conditions? I absolutely agree that opposition without offering alternatives is mostly useless (even though it does not follow that the opposition would be unwarented).

      Making an informed descision is certainly no easy task. The deeply motivated customers you mention (I would consider myself one) take that time, and push for more alternatives. In the store closest to home there are several items I buy that I know are there because people like me have asked for them earlier. A relative few people help make it easier for those who come after, hopefully leading the way to broader change. Unfortunately, cases where I can think of this happening (such as the move from bleached coffee filters no non-bleached ones -- bleached filters are now non-existent at least in sweden) are cases where there is nothing substantial at stake for those who chose the alternative. When self-interest conflicts with the interests of others it seems that few are prepared to do the right thing.

      I will first concentrate on the original question -- the treatment of animals. In this case I think it is quite clear that there are alternatives, an alternative that almost everyone who advocates animal liberation/animal rights choses -- vegetarianism. Vegetarianism is not a boycott in the ordinary sense, but is chosing a diet which minimizes the suffering of animals. This is the alternative, because I don't know of any choices that I can make that allow me to continue consuming animals that doesn't involve suffering for the animals. It is not an alternative that is easy to switch to, and I wish I could offer something better. As a side note, when taking the environment into consideration it is clear that at least for me, meat would not be an option even if I didn't care about the killing and if animals did not suffer.

      In the bigger picture, it is blatantly obvious that many of our current practices are unsustainable and we will have to make big changes in the way we live. If we do not, we are more or less doomed. Thankfully, alternatives are starting to emerge in most of the places I consider important. Veg(eteri)anism is the alternative to the exploitation of sentient beings with interest of their own that should be given consideration. There are, at least where I live, ecologically grown alternatives to quite a few foods that I use often: potatoes, onions, bread, oat milk, soy milk, tofu, orange juice, bananas, sometimes oranges and tomatoes, and so on. These are more expensive, but clearly someone apart from myself is buying. As a reaction to the unfair trade with the third world is "fair trade". Products certified in this way can since recently be found in my local shop, for example coffee and chocolate. Clothes are still a big issue, and the best I'm able to do is ask every time I buy clothes under what conditions they were made. I know that the answers I get are probably not accurate and that the ethical codes these companies have are not followed, but I don't know what else to do right now. In short, alternatives are there for those who try hard enough, and when more people try it eventually reaches the mainstream. Coupled with political campaigning, I am at least moderately hopeful that the human race will not destroy itself and the planet with it.

      I may be blinded by my own ideals so that I cannot see the alternatives you seek -- ones which do not require fundamental changes in the way we live but which

    15. Re:Animal parts in humans (Non-PC) by Hyperspac · · Score: 0

      The obvious solution I see is to go back to raising my own animals or at least having them raised by someone I know so that I know what conditions they are raised under. Unfortunately my present situation (and several zoning ordnances) preclude the former. Our discussion has inspired my to again look into the later.

      On the larger scale we defiantly need more sustainable systems and ways of live. The sad thing that in many cases only minor changes to the way we do things would have large impacts. Motivating those changes is the difficult issue. In many cases (at lease in the US) it seems that people are too far removed from their own survival. We don't look at the bigger picture, but rather only the little pieces that come into our field of view at a given moment. Because something is "convenient" it becomes habit, even when it is not that convenient or cost effective. Look at bottled water. People here buy tons of it. Most could buy a water bottle, fill it regularly, and never notice the difference, except for the savings and lack of accumulated waste. Likewise with washable cloth towels verse disposable paper towels.

      I think there are a few major driving forces behind some of these self destructive issues. The first being social/cultural, our systems have been developed without sustainability in mind. A truck rolls though the neighborhood once a week and picks up my garbage, so long as it's in the can, and I don't have to think about it. Anything I pour down a drain is gone, not my problem. Not much built into the system to encourage improvement. Most of the time it even seems to avoid acknowledging the issue.

      The second major factor is economic/marketing. The modern "free market" systems are not evolutionarily beneficial. If I sell you a mop that last for ten years you are rarely a customer, if I sell you a "swiffer" with a disposable pad you have to buy something from me every month. Disposal cost is not relevant to the producer so the system encourages waste. Think about how many things you buy that are designed to insure you can not use all of the product. Throw in a large dose of marketing to conform the market to what you are selling, instead of responding to what the market wants, and you have a wonderful parasite disguised as "Free market capitalism" that's pushing our cultural evolution towards a cataclysm.

      How do we attack these two problem? Social/Cultural change is slow and often resisted. The most effective method is probably to effectively package and propagate the ideas you believe in, while simultaneously attempting to destroy the propagation means and popularity of the ideas you don't. A fancy way of saying educate the population to your views and refute the views that are against them, but not an easy task, defiantly not a quick one. And the economic issues? Try to bring down a multi billion dollar advertising business though boycott and (ironically) ad campaigns or support governments with more rational economic views.

      While neither of these task are easy I think that both will eventually happen, if for no other reason then it is the logical out come of cultural evolution. Unsustainable cultures will fail. We can get into the more interesting points of cultural evolution in the next round if you like.

    16. Re:Animal parts in humans (Non-PC) by foolip · · Score: 1

      Ah, raising my/your own animals didn't really strike me as an alternative, but you're right of course, that could mean massive improvements for the animals. Even though I believe there is something objectionable of the taking of life in itself, I've had that discussion many times with others without ever finding any common grounds or being able to use reason to confirm or refute either position. I'm happy that we were able to find this much common ground, and will now leave the animals (unless you have something to add).

      I almost regret to say that I agree almost fully with your analysis of what causes us to go on with our destructive lifestyles, because I know it would make an interesting discussion if I had opposing views :)

      To "effectively package and propagate the ideas" is very important, and I try to do this in the best way I can. I and my brother did some fun and successful activism the day before christmas when we made gingerbread (most in the shape of pigs!) on which we wrote "vego" (roughly a swedish equivilant of "veggie"), "vegetarian christmas" and stuff like that with frosting (picture). We also handed out recipies. No one can get angry at someone giving them gingerbread, so I think this sort of campaigning with a distinct positive feeling is the most efficient. And great fun :) Using methods that will not scare, annoy or amuse people like yourself who may not agree with all of what the animal rights movement is pushing, but who can see the need for change in how we treat our animals is very, very important.

      I'm not familiar with the concept of cultural evolution, but it does not feel very comforting to know that our way of life will have to change/fail sometime, because that may be way too late.

      Anyway, the only way things ever seem to change is through hard work, so that's what I'll try.

  80. Tv by Scaz7 · · Score: 1

    Wow...

    This is all TV's fault....

  81. Re:SHOCKING NOTICE: China achieves first chimera. by MightyMartian · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Chimeras actually occur in nature. As to moral bankruptcy, I think the West long ago paved the way in that regard.

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  82. 60 someodd stem cell lines can't be wrong... by BrainStain · · Score: 1

    old news; the stockpile already polluted with animal proteins has been found to be useless for humans. Pussies! make some goddamn decent HUMAN DNA strains and quit beating around the "Bush." This research is a cover-up. Tinfoil hat firmly between head, buttocks, and nuts on this one.

    1. Re:60 someodd stem cell lines can't be wrong... by lakema · · Score: 1

      Hey! When Jesus wants us to have a chance to cure unthinkable amounts of suffering he'll ring George W. up and give him the go ahead. Until then, pipe down and support your leader!

    2. Re:60 someodd stem cell lines can't be wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Hmm... if DNA segments from Jesus's residue left in the Shroud of Turin could be perfectly reassembled and deposited into a fetal stem cell with government funding, what would the new number of untainted cell lines be under Bush? If there were only one cell line, and it was that of Jesus, but at some point Jesus calls up Bush and says OK now fix the masses that arent remotely related to the King of Jews, would it be a sin to alter Jesus's DNA to make new stem cell strains, or would it be better to harvest DNA from aborted fetuses now that Jesus says to the leader of the USA its OK to end the suffering of the poor masses.

      I dunno what's better, humanity altering the god to alter humanity, or humanity altering the humanity directly thereby being only the god of humanity and not the god of the son of the god of humanity. on the other hand, in some traditions, it is ritual to eat parts of the body of Christ, so this would indicate if the cell line from Jesus were mutated, that wouldn't be a sin even though it would be humanity being the god of the god of humanity for humanity sake. Either that or the argument against abortion and stem cell research is invalid if humanity can't be the god over humanity.

  83. is this a hoax? by wazzles · · Score: 1

    SSIA

  84. Animal? by Turmio · · Score: 1

    Human is an animal, thank you very much. Biped, primate mammal, in fact. They may've created a new hybrid breed which involved human species, and that's bad thing, though.

  85. My Educated Opion Here by BlakeLupa · · Score: 0, Troll

    Here is where those two grade degrees sure come in handy.

    That is some fucked up shit!

  86. The question is... by NegativeFX · · Score: 0

    Can it run Linux?

  87. um island of dr moreau by josepha48 · · Score: 2, Informative
    I'm sure I spelled this incorrectly, but I think you get the idea..

    Haven't these people seen the movie yet?

    First Glofish, now this... wtf!

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    Does slashdot hate my posts?

    1. Re:um island of dr moreau by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You spelled it right.

      What's kind of weird is that I just finished reading the e-book last night.

  88. Old news... by mrselfdestrukt · · Score: 1

    I used to hunt that fuckers down after they escaped from the secret labs in Cabatu. A lot of mercenaries protect that place , but if you keep to the shadows you can get to them. Just watch out for the big ones with machine-guns. Nice place, but It's a far cry from being in paradise.

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  89. Umm by jostern · · Score: 1

    You mean a cross between a human and a NON-human, right? People are animals too!

  90. wake up, Neo. by ZenCaser · · Score: 1

    blurring the line between human and animal Newsflash: there is no line.

    1. Re:wake up, Neo. by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 1

      Next, they'll blur the line between dogs and beagles!

  91. Heros in a half shell! by halcyon1234 · · Score: 1
    Turtle power!

    Can I have some sais genetically modified for me? I love sais, and genetically modified sais would be even cooler!

    [Sidenote: It's a joke, take a pill]

  92. Carmen Electra / Rabbit hybrid by jimmydevice · · Score: 0

    Oops, I guess that's redundant...

    JimD.

  93. All I have to say about this mixing and matching . by DARKFORCE123 · · Score: 1
    stuff is
    Mr. McGreg. Who has a leg for an arm and an arm for a leg
  94. omg by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    YOU IDIOTS
    Humans are animals!

  95. Human and animal differences? by erroneus · · Score: 1

    I don't see any.

    While people from every walk of life will have some issues against this area of study, I just don't have a quick opinion about it. I am very very curious about it however and for that sake alone I generally support the idea whether it's a huge mistake or not.

    We're still at a rather primitive level when it comes to understanding things like this. But the only way to grow beyond what we know is to experiment with it. It would be like the whole tribe of humans killing anyone who experimented with fire because it was the realm of the gods or because it was considered generally dangerous.

    We're not going to understand it without poking around with it. We need to understand it and therefore we should poke around with it. I really think it's that simple.

  96. That would be playing god-A chance meeting. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I'm just waiting for someone to really make those Catgirls you see in anime. Me-YOW!"

    Why? It's not like the odds of getting a date will go up.

  97. Mmm... dilemma tastes good... by bersl2 · · Score: 1

    On the one hand, other animals are non-sentient (AFAWK) but feeling creatures. This part of me disdains harm that is brought upon them in the name of research, result-yielding and non-result-yielding. And I'm not even going to mention trying to reconcile their right to live with our need to farm them for food...

    On the other hand, there are several parts of me that really enjoy seeing the results of this research: my scientific side, and---ahem---the, uh, you-know-what side of me.

    I'll definitely not see most of the fruits of this kind of research (unless we make some really outstanding medical discoveries), but I'd love to know how it turns out.

    But in the end, I conclude that I am not capable of resolving this on my own. So what else is new?

  98. I just hope Marvel doesn't sue.... by Supurcell · · Score: 1

    When somebody makes a real Spiderman.

  99. I think by WormholeFiend · · Score: 2, Funny

    It would be pretty cool to recreate the mythical creatures of ancient Greece... the chimera, the minotaur, the centaur, the satyr, the harpy, the medusa, the pegasus...

    Heck, with a little more effort, we could recreate the whole Dungeons & Dragons Monster Manual!

    MMORPG? Pfeh. I vote for Real Life Monster-Fighting Adventures!

    1. Re:I think by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would be pretty cool to recreate the mythical creatures of ancient Greece... the chimera, the minotaur, the centaur, the satyr, the harpy, the medusa, the pegasus...

      Heck, with a little more effort, we could recreate the whole Dungeons & Dragons Monster Manual!


      You left out the nymph ;-)

    2. Re:I think by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't you dare touching my centauress!

    3. Re:I think by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or my succubus!

    4. Re:I think by hcdejong · · Score: 1

      Please, no. Inevitably, some moron would want to build a grue, and you know what *that* leads to...

    5. Re:I think by bujoojoo · · Score: 1

      Heck, with a little more effort, we could recreate the whole Dungeons & Dragons Monster Manual! Oooo. I want a tarrasque as a guard dog...

      --
      This space for rent
    6. Re:I think by Suidae · · Score: 2, Funny

      with a little more effort, we could recreate the whole Dungeons & Dragons Monster Manual!


      Great, I've got the 'housecat' entry covered, whats next?

    7. Re:I think by chochos · · Score: 2, Funny
      the chimera, the minotaur, the centaur, the satyr, the harpy, the medusa, the pegasus

      Typical slashdot user. Nymphs don't even figure on the list.

  100. blurring what line exactly? by danharan · · Score: 2, Interesting
    For those who want an unconventional point of view on the question, I recommend Beyond Boundaries (Amazon).

    Funny how 8 years later, all the arguments in TFA are exactly the lame arguments Noske blasts in that book.

    Noske used a neat example of research offered to Amnesty International using pigs to evaluate effects of torture on humans. Pigs make good models, because their skin is so similar -- but wait a second, if they're similar, why don't they have any rights? Oops... from TFA:
    What new subhuman combination should be produced and for what purpose? At what point would it be considered human? And what rights, if any, should it have?
    Ahem, *Sub*-human says it all: they're below, we're on top. Now don't get me wrong, I had pork for supper. But to assume we're on top for anything besides a food chain is hard to prove (and bible references don't count as proof in my books).

    Most of the debate around the ethical problems posed by chimeras assume that distinction, but it never really was there.

    This is why Rifkin's attitude makes more sense. What gives us the right to blur the species line in the first place? Why do we insist on splicing fish genes into tomatoes, bacteria into food plants? The risk can not yet be known, and for whose advantage are these apprentice sorcerers working?

    OK, I've said my bit, and donned the asbestos underwear. Flame away if you wish :)
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    Information: "I want to be anthropomorphized"
    1. Re:blurring what line exactly? by Legion303 · · Score: 1

      "What gives us the right to blur the species line in the first place?"

      Because we can.

      That might seem flippant, but think about it. If we were not at "the top" (of, say, a pyramid of living things), we wouldn't be able to do this. The "top" species would be doing it to us. :)

      Alternately, the "top" species could have a choice and have chosen not to experiment on us. I guess we'll find out one day if we ever experiment on the wrong species. That would be cool.

    2. Re:blurring what line exactly? by mrchaotica · · Score: 1
      But to assume we're on top for anything besides a food chain is hard to prove
      I'm thinking the fact that the animals haven't risen up to overthrow us a la Planet of the Apes (not just eat us like in Congo) is pretty good evidence...
      --

      "[Regarding the 'cloud,'] ownership was what made America different than Russia." -- Woz

    3. Re:blurring what line exactly? by Gob+Blesh+It · · Score: 1

      Why categorize at all? Because it's useful to us. Because it's practical. We distinguish between things--"human" and "non-human", "man" and "machine", "alive" and "inanimate", "conscious" and "unconscious"--because doing so lets you put that pork on your plate for supper. Many people draw their lines elsewhere and choose to eat carrots and potatoes.

      Rifkin's sounds like a very postmodern attitude, which (if you ask me) is smart and accurate. But there comes a point when you've just gotta ask: which set of values helps me the most? And that's going to be the set of values you try to promote.

    4. Re:blurring what line exactly? by Gob+Blesh+It · · Score: 1

      Whoops, I meant Noske. My fault for skimming your post. :)

    5. Re:blurring what line exactly? by danharan · · Score: 1

      Our ability to use violence to kill is precisely what allows us to be on the top of the food chain. It still doesn't prove the lion in any way "superior" to the antelope- they're just different.

      So, might makes right? That's exactly the attitude that lets barbarians goths become European nobility.

      It's also problematic because a number of historical wrongs have been addressed by non-violent means. I would hope we don't simply tolerate women's vote because they'd be too much of a pain otherwise -- as opposed to considering them our equals because they could kill and maim enough of us.

      In fact, in most of the world I would think that a non-violent campaign of persuasion would be seen as more mature, evolved and superior to such an overthrow as you mention.

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    6. Re:blurring what line exactly? by danharan · · Score: 1

      Yep, it does seem more accurate to go with a po-mo flavoured view.

      I eat pork knowing full-well I don't have a consistent ethical justification for my participation in a cruel industry. Even if it was humane, I can't make a convincing case for why I should be allowed to take a life for my own pleasure (it's not really a need, I could be vegetarian).

      Living with that ambiguity is, I believe, more mature than clinging to demonstrably false or partial notions.

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  101. blurring what line? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are we not animals?

  102. The Wise Words of Friedrich Nietzsche by RadRafe · · Score: 1
    But this news is just part of the very story that you describe. Here's another relevant quote:
    Companions the creator seeks, not corpses, not herds and believers. Fellow creators the creator seeks--those who write new values on new tablets. Companions the creator seeks, and fellow harvesters; for everything about him is ripe for the harvest.
    --Friedrich Nietzsche, "Thus Spoke Zarathustra"
    1. Re:The Wise Words of Friedrich Nietzsche by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yea, that one is in the game too ;)

  103. Why is it that.. by lpontiac · · Score: 4, Insightful

    .. you get people jumping up and down when you graft some stem cells into a pig so that its blood is structured like a human's, but there's no such outcry over the fact that great apes effectively have no rights?

    Chimps and gorillas have far more in common with humans than half of the potential chimeras mentioned in the article will ever do.

    1. Re:Why is it that.. by ashot · · Score: 1

      except the mice with human brains..

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      -ashot
    2. Re:Why is it that.. by mickyflynn · · Score: 1

      because Chimps and Gorillas are natural. Pigmen are not. I see no compelling reason why chimpanzees should have "rights," but I firmly believe that artificially making things which would never, ever have possibly been created by a natural process cannot lead to good.

      breeding dogs is one thing. creating them in a lab is another entirely. especially breeding corn and dogs. it is just not right. the various dogs could have gone around fucking and eventually come up with an Irish Wolfehound or a Newfy. The chances are not high that maze would have grown to the size it is today without us purposely doing the cross polination, but it could have happened.

      Once we start artificially creating new things in the lab, inevitably specimens will get out into the wild. there is a good chance that they will choke out what is alreay there. Its like who ever the fucktard is who brought bamboo to North America. The shit is all over Yorktown battlefields and cant really be done away with and it kills off everything else.

      If people want to bitch that human intervention is responsible for "climate change" (guess what, in Roman times they grew grapes in Britain. Now its colder than it was 1800 years ago there, but warmer than it was like, 4000. go figure). the climate changes. it happens. Just because we're used to having the Netherlands where they are doesnt mean they will always be or should always be. Every time period and group thinks they are the top of the pops and as good as it'll ever get. In 500 years they may be calling this the middle ages. But they can't complaine that cars, which enable our modern way of life which people are so accustomed to enjoying, are bad but genetically engineering smart mice is good. That is retarded.

    3. Re:Why is it that.. by Gob+Blesh+It · · Score: 1

      Oh, c'mon. Humans are natural too, and the things we do to control our environment--farming, building hospitals, and even playing with DNA--are as natural as, say, a beaver building a dam. Unless you want "natural" to exclude all human activity, but then I guess we'll have to rethink pottery and agriculture.

      There may be good reasons to oppose genetic engineering and similar research, but that it is "unnatural" isn't one.

    4. Re:Why is it that.. by Forbman · · Score: 1

      The chances are not high that maze would have grown to the size it is today without us purposely doing the cross polination, but it could have happened.

      Well, it happened with tumbleweed, aka Russian Thistle. We can't find where it originated. The theory seems to be that it came over from the Caucasus region, but there isn't anything there now that resembles Russian Thistle. Corn is the same way. We can't seem to find what plant maize, and eventually corn, were derived from.

      But what about locusts? We know that there isn't some species of grasshopper that is a locust. We think that there is some sort of environmental trigger that causes grasshoppers to grow to about 3-4x their size, and turn into what we would call a locust.

      You could do away with the bamboo, but you're gonna wipe every other plant out, and then good luck getting back what you really want to grow there. 2,4,D will probably do the trick. I plan on spraying some on a big patch of blackberries soon to kill them off, so I can make a big pile of dry blackberry canes and burn them. Again.
      But, ooo, it persists in the soil. So it's a toss-up.

      Are you sure it's really bamboo, and not Reed canary grass?

    5. Re:Why is it that.. by wwahammy · · Score: 1

      Because humans act dumb. Great apes should have some form of rights, even if they're not on the same level as humans. When we've got apes who are the equivalent of a 3 year old human child or older then they deserve some form of rights. I do think that chimera issue is something that needs to be dealt with as well though.

    6. Re:Why is it that.. by Bones3D_mac · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ".. you get people jumping up and down when you graft some stem cells into a pig so that its blood is structured like a human's, but there's no such outcry over the fact that great apes effectively have no rights?

      Chimps and gorillas have far more in common with humans than half of the potential chimeras mentioned in the article will ever do."


      It's about time someone mentioned this! It's funny how the religious right exists on both sides of the equation in this one. If you mess with the sacred human material, you're a sinner. If you regard anything other than a human as being human, you are going against the teachings of the bible and are a sinner.

      Is it any wonder the Dark Ages lasted as long as it did?

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      8==8 Bones 8==8
    7. Re: Why is it that.. by Prune · · Score: 1

      It is simply silly to propose rights to great apes, because they can neither ask for them nor appreciate them on an abstract level. Treating animals humanely doesn't make sense as they are not human. We should treat them, well, animally. Even chimps have no ethics or morals, and very limited culture. Infanticide is common among them. If gorillas were allowed to run a zoo, would they give rights to the chimps? The answer is no, for they cannot even grasp the concept.

      The problems with chimeras are not so much ethics (unless your ethics derives from religion), but with things such as viruses that affect the animal component jumping to humans by the aid of coexisting animal/human tissues -- there are practical problems.

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      "Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason."
    8. Re: Why is it that.. by dmaxwell · · Score: 1

      In civilized countries there are rules governing how you can treat dogs,cats, or most anything that isn't a bug or vermin. They may not have rights per se but there seems to be an acknowlegement that they can feel pain and it is wrong to be unnessarily cruel.

    9. Re: Why is it that.. by Colonel+Cholling · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It is simply silly to propose rights to great apes, because they can neither ask for them nor appreciate them on an abstract level.

      Likewise, it is silly to propose rights to children with advanced cases of Down's syndrome, for exactly the same reason. Instead, we should use them for medical experimentation.

      And chimps don't practice "infanticide." They prefer the term "total birth abortion."

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      I am Sartre of the Borg. Existence is futile.
    10. Re:Why is it that.. by mickyflynn · · Score: 1

      unless they look exactly alike, i am quite sure its bamboo.

    11. Re:Why is it that.. by dim5 · · Score: 1

      Once we make a Grape Ape, he'll negotiate the rights for the great apes.

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      Is something burning?
      Oh, it's my karma.

    12. Re:Why is it that.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "If you mess with the sacred human material, you're a sinner. If you regard anything other than a human as being human, you are going against the teachings of the bible and are a sinner."

      Can you please point me to exactly the passage in the Bible that supports your claims? You see, I've read most of it and I don't recall ever reading such a passage. In fact, most mainstream Christians believe wholeheartedly in medical research, so long as you don't harvest the weak for the percieved betterment of the strong. We believe that harvesting cells from human embryos is morally indefensible because they are fully human, and therefore are entitled to the same rights and dignities as you and I. The debate centers around the question of "What is a human?," not "We hate science." Please educate yourself on the issue before wildly slinging around ad-hominem attacks.

    13. Re: Why is it that.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some can communicate in the sign language. I challenge you to ask one of them if they'd appreciate freedom.

    14. Re: Why is it that.. by Prune · · Score: 1

      Big difference between animal cruelty and giving them rights. Rights has to do with freedoms. I don't deny that at least mammals and maybe birds are fully conscious and feel pain and suffering (I'm speaking from neurological point of view, as the areas of the brain responsible for consciousness in humans can also be found in these animals in a similar configuration). I love my cat and would hurt any human daring to lay a hand on her.

      I should also mentiont that one of the main reasons animal cruelty is illegal is because it's training grounds for violent crime agains humans. Many serial killers started by torturing animals.

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      "Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason."
    15. Re: Why is it that.. by dmaxwell · · Score: 1

      Big difference between animal cruelty and giving them rights. Rights has to do with freedoms. I don't deny that at least mammals and maybe birds are fully conscious and feel pain and suffering (I'm speaking from neurological point of view, as the areas of the brain responsible for consciousness in humans can also be found in these animals in a similar configuration). I love my cat and would hurt any human daring to lay a hand on her.

      Agreed. I was only pointing out that while animals may not have rights, humans have ethical obligations towards animals. Perhaps positive obligations only extend to animals in our direct care like your cat but we're there are negative obligations to refrain. I'm not sure what starts to happen if we deliberately engineer animals with human component.

      I should also mentiont that one of the main reasons animal cruelty is illegal is because it's training grounds for violent crime agains humans. Many serial killers started by torturing animals.

      Also agreed. I've even said as much to my wife when we've sat down and watched "Animal Cops". Most of the suspects featured there fail in both their positive and negative obligations.

    16. Re:Why is it that.. by mink · · Score: 1

      "We think that there is some sort of environmental trigger that causes grasshoppers to grow to about 3-4x their size, and turn into what we would call a locust."

      Last I read we KNOW there is an environmental trigger, (simplified)too many of em in too little space and too little food causes the change.

      --
      Well I've wrestled with reality for thirty five years doctor, and I'm happy to say I finally won out over it.
    17. Re:Why is it that.. by Geno+Z+Heinlein · · Score: 1

      Why is it that... there's no such outcry over the fact that great apes effectively have no rights?

      Once again, you see why the United States is the world leader in social isses. Even as we speak, the Bush administration is working tirelessly to ensure that humans and great apes have exactly the same rights under the law.

  104. Slashdot fears tech? by cfalcon · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Come on people, this is not:
    - A crime against nature
    - A crime against God
    - A crime against humanity
    - Proof of our lack of morals
    - Prelude to apocolypse

    This is scientists, making our world better.

    Remember, their job?

    For those of you who have responded with "Whoa, nay, immoral!" and are also pro-life/anti-abortion, ok, you can go (I'll argue with *you* later, but at least you are consistent). Animal rights types are also excused. For the rest of you, really now, grow up. Even if this was what everyone seems to think it is, a creature magically endowed with half human and half animal DNA, how are you going to justify *NOT* doing it? Superstition? Movies? Old literature? "Just feels wrong?" (like heart transplants, mechanical hearts, vaccines...)

    In order to make a case against something like this, you need to show *who is hurt*.

    A nonsentient lump of cells? Like the ones grown and killed daily in the service of science? Like aborted fetuses? Like the lab animals that can actually feel pain, but we experiment anyway? These are things I'm in favor of, and many of you as well. If you want to get up in a row about something, there's a lot more dubious things than this concept. Getting upset at new things because they are new is for stupid people.

    I expected better from Slashdot, honestly.

    1. Re:Slashdot fears tech? by Hartree · · Score: 1

      On Slashdot, it's all in the presentation. Just figure a way that it'll improve game graphics, and they'll decide it's not only moral, but a moral mandate.

      Nothing new here. This has been a technique used for many years. They aren't making the Island of Dr. Moraeu. In fact, without very specialized tests, you couldn't tell the difference. The animal might be kinda sickly in some ways, but we create intentionally sickly animals all the time for many kinds of medical and other research. Mice that are nearly certain to develop cancer, or have knocked out enzymes that lead to genetic diseases similar to human ones, etc, etc.

      The idea that putting some human neurons into a mouse makes it somehow "human" is very is rather like saying that when researchers lay down human neurons on silicon to monitor how they connect up and communicate, it makes the silicon "human". Are we now going to get upset about sticking human neurons on a silicon wafer? I hope not.

    2. Re:Slashdot fears tech? by james_in_denver · · Score: 4, Insightful
      This is scientists, making our world better.

      So YOU say, but you do not speak for the entire human race. Think about it.

      And how then, would you define what a "person" was?

      What rights would something that came from less than 100% human gene stock have?

      You have really not even begun to scratch the surface of the biological, political, economic, ethical OR moral perspectives, and yet you just blindly assume that it's all for the good?

      I think you might have forgotten why Nobel created the peace prize.

    3. Re:Slashdot fears tech? by Vo0k · · Score: 1

      These are all serious problems.
      But none of them is unsolvable. If there was a "global Bugzilla", you'd need to mark the bug "create hybrids" depend on all these. But that wouldn't mean the "create hybrits" development would have to stop. Just don't check it into trunk (mainstream use) until the above are solved in satisfactory way.

      What rights would "subhuman creatures" have? Don't create "subhuman", just "improved human" with same rights and better, healthier body, sharper senses, stronger muscles... And i.e. really low organisms with parts for transplants - these would have standard "animal rights" and without brain nearly similar to human, no doubt about their "position".

      It's neither good nor bad. It's a blind tool, a technology. It can be used to do good, it can be used to do bad. People die in car accidents - ban cars? Explosives may kill - stop all development of explosives? Sorry, it's a backwards way of thinking. Just restrict the application to "good" uses and prohibit the "bad" ones instead of trying to stop all the technology altogether.

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    4. Re:Slashdot fears tech? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
      I expected better from Slashdot, honestly.
      You must be new, here!
    5. Re:Slashdot fears tech? by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You don't think that this poses any problems at all?

      I mean, just start by considering that our entire legal system is based on the fact that most rights are reserved for human beings and based on assumptions about human beings ( age of consent, maturity, average intelligence, etc. )

      Given, these creatures aren't allowed to survive to maturity. (and I'm not sure how well animal chimeras would, but with plants we do this all the time.) But start out by asking 'what is the legal status of these creatures.' Continue by asking what new diseases might they bring into our popuplation which we aren't immune to. The flu, for example, as well as a lot of airborne diseases, comes from either bird or swine viruses which change to work with a human host.

      Add to this the fact that people are not always the best at determining what is 'good.' Doing this for the sake of medical necessity is one thing. New kidneys, new hearts, etc. But too conscious control over processes which should be random or out of conscious control has definite social and political dangers, even if you don't mix humans with other animals. One example is that if you can control the birth order, most people would have a boy first and a girl second. Birth order has been proven to be an important factor in an individual's psychology and propensity for leadership, and a nation where most girls were second and most boys were first would help further establish girls as 'non-leaders' in an already male dominated society. Of course, some might not see this as a 'harm.' But any ability to consciously control social factors is likely to cement the established hierarchy. If those who can afford it can 'buy' better genes, then you re-inforce the gap between rich and poor. Again, this presumes the desire for equality which some people might be against. You could even say that inequality a la Brave New World where everyone is assigned to a role would make for a stronger nation, if that's what your idea of 'good' is.

      But the point is, that our moral, social and ethical standards are based on certain assumptions which will all have to be reconsidered if and when the definition of 'human' and 'human nature' are blurred. This is a pretty new development in human affairs, and caution and serious reflection are needed.

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    6. Re:Slashdot fears tech? by o1d5ch001 · · Score: 1

      This is an interesting point. There isn't alot new here to see, but I have thought of a new litmus test. If you want to be a scientist working in this area or even a supporting organization you need to kill some animals first. You should know what death can look like, I would suggest something bloody and messy like slaughtering a market ready pig by hand. This would give people in this field a little understanding the precariousness of life and how quickly it is snuffed out.

      Or a cull like the seal hunt on the east coast of Canada. Club a hundred seals a day for a week, come home covered in blood. Still ready to produce mutants that could wipe out civilization?

      My point: Science left behind exploration and "progress" is the mantra. Progress may get dressed in terms of human advancement, but it is really code for profit. No one does this research without the end in mind. What could the end in mind be? Pure reasearch of course.. bull! The end in mind is making more money for the corporation that they work for.

      The last question that I have outstanding is how is it so many scientists are willing to produce weapons, chemicals, munitions without questioning how thier work might contribute to the suffering of others.

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    7. Re:Slashdot fears tech? by Peldor · · Score: 2, Interesting
      This is scientists, making our world better.

      Remember, their job?


      As a scientist, I have to say, that's not my job. My job is to find out something new. Whether it helps the world or dooms it is another matter.

    8. Re:Slashdot fears tech? by Morrigu · · Score: 1

      And *why*, exactly, would you expect better from Slashdot? :)

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    9. Re:Slashdot fears tech? by Quince+alPillan · · Score: 1

      You must be new here.

      Sorry, had to say it. :)

    10. Re:Slashdot fears tech? by Hartree · · Score: 1

      I grew up in a small rural town and worked on farms. I think I have a pretty good idea of how fragile it is. In fact, one of my criticisms of society is that to some, meat comes from the store, and they don't bother to think much further than that. But, really that's kinda orthogonal to the argument.

      Much of the research you talk about isn't done at corporations, but at government funded universities. I've known quite a number of scientists that aren't particularly profit motivated. If you're thinking of science as a good way to get rich, a lot of grad students, post docs and researchers would beg to differ. It's a good living, but it's not the path to riches. You can make a lot more money in things that are less demanding. IT for instance (I know. I've worked both).

      As to your last point, you could ask soldiers the same thing. Or factory workers making tanks, or even helmets. Or, factory workers making cigarettes. That last one has fewer possible positive uses than the others.

      Your argument about the ethics of it seems to be that scientists are somehow amoral to a greater extent than the rest of humanity. I've known a lot of them, and would say they're about like the rest. Maybe a bit more conscious of the ethical dilemnas than the average random Joe or Jane on the street.

      Many of them put a lot of thought into the ethics of what they do. They may not come to the same conclusions you do, but well meaning people differ pretty starkly in the conclusions they come to.

    11. Re:Slashdot fears tech? by PMuse · · Score: 1

      In order to make a case against something like this, you need to show *who is hurt*.

      Answer: the being created.

      My greatest concern with these techniques is the possibility of producing near-human offspring that are deficient in some way. Consider that old fashioned children with old fashioned birth defects suffer greatly from (a) their medical conditions and (b) mistreatment by people. How much moreso will these creations suffer?

      Let us be very, very cautious about creating some one who is truly "half-human."

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    12. Re:Slashdot fears tech? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe we could come up with a system that is mostly walled off from the rest of the "real world". This system could be used to test logic and chaos and the complexity of simultaneous inputs and interactions.

      The key is minimizing the effect the outside world has on our "game" or "processing machine". If we can control the rules and inputs we can gain insights into working with very complex systems.

      Let's call this "processing machine" a computer and let's call those that tease these machines programmers. I think these programmers and their work with complex systems in which a vast majority of the possible inputs and outputs are known may have information we can apply to working with very complex systems in which a vast majority of the possible inputs and outputs are not known.

      It should not surprise you to see some questioning of the phrase "This is scientists, making our world better." Which actually sounds like the title of a great punk album.

    13. Re:Slashdot fears tech? by bad-badtz-maru · · Score: 2, Insightful

      When the creating or taking of life is involved, I feel that "just feels wrong" is definitely enough reason to stop, if for no other reason than to determine why the action feels wrong.

    14. Re:Slashdot fears tech? by VendingMenace · · Score: 1

      Thank you. I too was reading the parent and thinking, "i don't remember signing any papers agreeing to make the world a better place."

      I guess that this is just a case of blinding yourself into thinking that your heros can do not wrong. Strange.

    15. Re:Slashdot fears tech? by hkb · · Score: 1

      How will creating a monster make our world better, morally?

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    16. Re:Slashdot fears tech? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I think you might have forgotten why Nobel created the peace prize.

      I seem to remember him saying that they should discontinue it after a short period of time (20 years?) because if we didn't have peace by then, we never would...

    17. Re:Slashdot fears tech? by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

      This is scientists, making our world better.

      Remember, their job?


      Did the scientists working on the Manhattan Project remember theirs? How about all the other scientists that came up with new and improved ways for us to kill each other?

      Scientists are not infallible enlightened creatures that propel us unfailingly towards Progress. They are human, just like you or I. (At least for the time being.)

    18. Re:Slashdot fears tech? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The job of scientists is to discover how the world works. However, they are not free to do just anything in order to accomplish this. Joseph Mengele? Point proved.

      You argue that because actions (like abortion or vivisection) are commonplace, they are ethical. If you could ask a fetus or mouse for their opinion, you wouldn't like what they have to say.

      Now we want to create new species that have no rights, and they're partly human? That opens the door to official classification of all peoples as perhaps something less than human, and thus, deserving something less than full human civil rights. Make that *no* rights, if past is prolog.

      When the civil rights of a group are disrespected and nothing is said or done in their defense, the rights of that group are forfeit. Humans and their brethren are no different.

      Randy

    19. Re:Slashdot fears tech? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder what sermon you'll give once he successfully takes over the world! ;)

    20. Re:Slashdot fears tech? by phyruxus · · Score: 1
      >>you do not speak for the entire human race.

      No one does, despite claims to by some.

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    21. Re:Slashdot fears tech? by alexo · · Score: 1


      > So YOU say, but you do not speak for the entire human race.

      Who does?

      > Think about it.

      OK. Now what?

      > And how then, would you define what a "person" was?

      By their capacity to think, to feel, to be (or become) self aware.
      The old "Cogito ergo sum", or the potential thereof.

      And if you ask "what about people with diminished mental capacity?"
      I will ask you back: if a person has the mental capacity and potential of a chimp, why should we afford him more rights than we afford the chimp?
      Or, to look at it from another side, if a chimp has the mental capacity and potential of a (mentally deficient) person, why should we afford it less rights than we afford that person?

      > What rights would something that came from less than 100% human gene stock have?

      Hmmm... Allow me to play with this a bit. For example:
      "What rights would something that came from less than 100% Arian gene stock have?"

      To answer your question: Same rights and responsibilities, given they meet my definition of "person" above.

      > You have really not even begun to scratch the surface of the biological, political, economic, ethical OR moral perspectives, and yet you just blindly assume that it's all for the good?

      If I can graft human genes into a cow and make it grow human-compatible organs for transplants then, yes, it is for the good, regardless of the "biological, political, economic, ethical OR moral perspectives". If I can graft them into a papaya and grow the organs on trees, that's even better.

      Every invention has the potential for misuse.
      This is Slashdot, we do not advocate banning baseball bats, steak knives or DeCSS programs.

      > I think you might have forgotten why Nobel created the peace prize.

      I think you might have forgotten that Nobel also instituted prizes for physics, chemistry and medicine.

    22. Re:Slashdot fears tech? by james_in_denver · · Score: 1

      Okay, so what if there is a "life-form", genetically engineered to have an intelligence of, let's say an 80 I.Q. Would that "grown on a papaya tree" being, with an I.Q. of 80, have the same legal rights as the result of the interaction of an ovum and a sperm that resulted in a child with an I.Q. of 80?..... Does property ownership play a role? If I grew something on a "papaya tree" with an I.Q. of 80, (remember, I watered, pruned, and fertilized (no pun intended)) that tree, do I then have "Property Rights" over the fruit of that tree? (again, no pun intended.)

    23. Re:Slashdot fears tech? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      So YOU say, but you do not speak for the entire human race. Think about it.

      There we get to the heart of it.

      One point - you do not speak for the entire human race either. Why should your beliefs trump others'? Because you "got yours from God"?

      Give me a break. Science has no responsibility to explain itself to every crackpot out there with a different agenda. Scientists are perfectly capable of looking into moral and ethical considerations of experiments such as these - in fact, these experiments have to be submitted to professional ethical panels.

      As a scientist (biochemist), you'll have to forgive me for taking the view that a group of qualified professionals (ethicists AND scientists) understand the ramifications of these experiments a little better than the average Slashdotter such as yourself.

  105. Hmm by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

    I wonder if it will be able to speak human words... :-/

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  106. It's not what you think by JavaRob · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If this experiment succeeds in producing human cognitive thought in a mouse, we most certainly have an issue.

    What you're envisioning is not possible, and not what the scientist is interested in.

    We're not going to end up with a super-intelligent mouse who could speak if it only had the proper vocal chords. Think about the space a mouse has in its skull, and how much room we have, and this will start to make more sense.

    He's curious if the mouse's brain is built from human cells instead of mouse, how that will affect its development -- will the cells work more like human brain cells (given the source), or mouse brain cells (given the environment)? The shape of the brain, and the activity patterns, would be interesting to observe and he could gain insights into factors in normal human brain development (and defects in that process).

    Unfortunately, the article tends towards a generally thoughtless, alarmist tone (including mentioning these experiments without any explanation...). Personally, I'm not worried.

    1. Re:It's not what you think by anagama · · Score: 4, Interesting

      • We're not going to end up with a super-intelligent mouse who could speak if it only had the proper vocal chords. Think about the space a mouse has in its skull, and how much room we have, and this will start to make more sense.

      Put this in terms understood on slashdot - it would be like trying to run a full release of linux w/ all the KDE and Gnome stuff on an 8088 with 4k (as in kilobytes - not megabytes) of ram - oh and using a tape recorder for a storage device.

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    2. Re:It's not what you think by passion · · Score: 1

      You mean they weren't talking about "Mrs. Frisby and the Rats of Nimh"?

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    3. Re:It's not what you think by newhoggy · · Score: 1
      He's curious if the mouse's brain is built from human cells instead of mouse, how that will affect its development -- will the cells work more like human brain cells (given the source), or mouse brain cells (given the environment)?

      I know what you mean, but why human brain cells in particular? Could the brain cells of another animal not be chosen to demonstrate the same principle?

    4. Re:It's not what you think by Avsen · · Score: 2, Informative

      The stegosaurus had much more brain-room than we did. Yet, it was as dumb as a rock. Intelligence is related closer to brain/body proportion than "absolute" brain size. Granted, these mice may not be talking or solving differential equations -- but we can't say anything about consciousness.

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    5. Re:It's not what you think by nounderscores · · Score: 1

      I agree with most of your points, but if your second point is true and you can prove it, you must be the greatest paleontologist that has ever lived.

    6. Re:It's not what you think by incom · · Score: 1

      Yes, it seems clear the author has an agenda, and wants to give the mice/brain experiment some targeted publicity in the hopes of having it stopped.

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    7. Re:It's not what you think by 808140 · · Score: 1

      In all likelyhood, we're much more interested in the functioning of a human brain than any other kind of brain.

      At least, I know I am. It's the most complex structure we're aware of, and unlocking its secrets could explain a lot about ourselves.

    8. Re:It's not what you think by JavaRob · · Score: 1

      why human brain cells in particular? Could the brain cells of another animal not be chosen to demonstrate the same principle?

      Well, if you're interested in curing human brain disorders, you need to learn more about the human brain in particular. Learning about other animals might be useful to advance knowledge in general, and to get ideas for experiments with human brain cells, but a discovery in other animals often doesn't translate into advances in human medicine.

    9. Re:It's not what you think by JavaRob · · Score: 1

      Or even more appropriate...
      Pinky and the Brain!

    10. Re:It's not what you think by tubs · · Score: 1

      Oh, Oh, I want to add one in too

      The Amazing Maurice and his Educated Rodents

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    11. Re:It's not what you think by bkr1_2k · · Score: 1

      wrong...as fireboy1919 pointed out in another post with this link:

      http://www.highnorth.no/Library/Myths/br-si-bo.h tm

      Brain/body proportion isn't the factor or the mice would be running the world already.

      There is no proven correlation between brain/body size and intelligence.

      Is it a good idea? I don't know, but we have enough problem defining what is "life" for human embryos, why confuse the issue further with cross-breeds? And, as someone else mentioned, the potential for creating a pandemic of "animal only" viruses that could mutate and then spread to humans (more easily than without this research) just adds another layer of concern that needs to be addressed.

      bkr

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    12. Re:It's not what you think by Fractal+Dice · · Score: 1

      We're not going to end up with a super-intelligent mouse who could speak if it only had the proper vocal chords. Think about the space a mouse has in its skull, and how much room we have, and this will start to make more sense.

      So ... what if someone now decides to create an elephant with a human brain?

      It worries me that the envelope is being pushed primarily to do an end-run around human experimentation: they are creating an entity which is biologically human for purposes of research yet won't be human under the law. That motivation worries me, even if I understand the goals and the public good. But after all we have a bazillion mouse lines out there with human genes implanted in them for research - does the fact that its a chimera with some "pure human" cells really suddenly make it any different?

      (am I allowed to say "I'm undecided" on slashdot?)

    13. Re:It's not what you think by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We're not going to end up with a super-intelligent mouse who could speak if it only had the proper vocal chords. Think about the space a mouse has in its skull, and how much room we have, and this will start to make more sense.

      The only issue I have with the above is that it's not the whole story. For years scientists tried to base predictions on intelligence based on cranial capacity. It doesn't work. Women have, on average, smaller brains then men, but if you use typical high school / college grades as a measurement of intelligence women are, on average, smarter than men.

      Certainly a sizing the human brain down to a mouse's skull will decrease its effectiveness, but size isn't the end all. Einstein's brain was underweight (it was about 1230g - about 170g beneath the average male.) But his brain was also wired more effectively. Creating a mouse with a human brain will not make it as intelligent as a human, but it would certainly give it an advantage over other mice.

      Do you really want super smart rodents running around? What if they figured out with a mouse trap is? My dog was certainly smart enough to realize that sort of thing, and it was hardly human.

    14. Re:It's not what you think by ps_inkling · · Score: 1
      it would be like trying to run a full release of linux w/ all the KDE and Gnome stuff on an 8088 with 4k (as in kilobytes - not megabytes) of ram - oh and using a tape recorder for a storage device

      Actually, the 8088 came with a minimum of 64k of RAM, and could be incremented in 64k blocks. The tape drive is quite true on the original PC, but removed from the XT.

      Even DOS would have trouble in 4k of RAM, let alone a mouse brain. Then again, think about the space for an ant brain, but the colony of ants does pretty well for itself.

      Hmm, colonies... clusters... 8088... beowulf...

      I think I see the new form of the Beowulf!

    15. Re:It's not what you think by chochos · · Score: 1

      The problem with your example is that surely someone will reply that he's done it, or "that's nothing, I have a ZX81 running both KDE and Gnome running on top of linux 2.6 and it for storage it uses some chips I put together on a protoboard".
      I'd rather read a hundred HitchHiker-related mouse jokes and another hundred pinky and the brain jokes instead of this.

  107. How is this liberal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Any time an american disagrees with someone's point of view, they pull out the "liberal" label.

    9-11, the day that changed the world...

  108. Show me evidence of a soul, and I will show you.. by ailwardraeg · · Score: 1

    the face of a genuinely astonished human being.

    'Humanity as -WE- know it' is an illusion. Ten thousand years ago, humans nearly identical to ourselves lived their entire lives as animals. Many aboriginal tribes still live in the stone age today. The -only- difference between ourselves and most other animals is our capacity for learning and the house of cards that is civilization.

  109. Moral consistency by Hal+XP · · Score: 1

    I'm a vegetarian, but I don't see anything intrinsically wrong with such experiments. If I did, I would be joining the lunatic fringe of the animal rights movement that wouldn't stop at burning down MacDonalds restaurants. I think what one needs is moral consistency. If it would be wrong to kill a mouse with a nominally human brain, then why is it okay to kill an adult cow for beef? I would rate the adult cow higher on the sentience scale than a mouse with an uneducated human brain.

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    1. Re:Moral consistency by Txiasaeia · · Score: 4, Funny
      " I would rate the adult cow higher on the sentience scale than a mouse with an uneducated human brain."

      Spoken like a true city folk. Ever been on a farm? Ever heard of the phrase "cow tipping?" Ever actually *seen* a cow? Of all the farm animals you could have chosen, you picked the slowest, dumbest, most sedentary creature of them all. And I'm including hen's eggs. Mice *sperm* are farther up the sentience scale than cows, my friend.

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    2. Re:Moral consistency by anagama · · Score: 1


      I don't know that cow tipping means cows are stupid (and yes, we had cows, amongst other things, when I was a kid). You know, groggy people are easy to tip over too. Anyway, give a cow an apple and you can almost see it become happy - eyes roll up and close just like when a person tastes something painfully delicious. I'm probably anthropomorphising a bit much here, but they sure look happy (I'm also not saying this makes them smart - just saying cow-tipping doesn't prove them stupid). I've always thought cows are really very cute ... and yummy ...

      (cue fat chick jokes)

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    3. Re:Moral consistency by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sheep make cows look like geniuses.

    4. Re:Moral consistency by MooCows · · Score: 1

      So long, and thanks for all the grass...

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    5. Re:Moral consistency by dcw3 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Ever heard of the phrase "cow tipping?

      Ever done it? I'd bet a bundle you haven't! For those who believe this bullshit (pun intended), take a look at:
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cow_tipping

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    6. Re:Moral consistency by bani · · Score: 1

      anyone who grew up on or near a farm knows that cows, like chickens, are basically vegetables with legs. they have the intelligence of a potted petunia.

    7. Re:Moral consistency by Kiffer · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I'm probably anthropomorphising a bit much here,


      Never worry about anthropomorphising a little...
      yes ... cows get happy when they eat nice food. cats get happy when you pet them. mice get depressed, and can feel pain.

      When I see a scientist who says animals dont have emotions I get upset.
      We are animals, we have emotions that evolved over time ... at what point did they change from non-emotions to emotions?
      I remember seeing a studdy to see if mice felt pain... thats just dumb.

      I've seen people claim that pet animals dont have emotions, that they are just displaying emotion like states, as it increases the chance of putting food in their dishes, argh Idiots.

      These mice, with human type brains ... will they be smarter than normal mice? maybe ... will they be as smart as people. no.
      will they feel pain when you cut open their heads to see if they have wrinkly human like brains, yes, unless you give them painkillers...

      Lets pretend that we make some super mice.
      They have human type wrinkled brains, they are smarter than normal mice ... and can lets say learn to follow simple voice commands, count, do some very basic math.
      We know that normal mice have emotions, so these mice do too.
      at what point would you say these mice are smart enough to be given human rights?
      ok because of there size they'll never be as smart as us.
      but a larger animal might ...say if we make a super smart otter. as smart as a small child. selfaware. does that otter qualify for human rights? just animal rights? some where between? no rights because it was made in a lab by some one?

      If I have rights because I'm selfaware and human, but my otter friend does not because although he's as smart a small child he's not human what happens when we encounter / create
      some thing that is as smart as us?

      Take a look at the second artical on this page ... about wrinkled mouse brains
      http://www.sciencenews.org/articles/200211 16/bob8. asp

      what a crazy waffly post ... any thing to avoid actual work.
      Kiffer.
    8. Re:Moral consistency by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 1

      I have to agree here, it always seemed like common sense.

      I don't like speaking about farming issues, I'm a city-folk, I haven't spent enough time on farms, and I don't have the nerve to discipline a restless dog, but the cows I've met are pretty sharp. They are usually just not doing anything worth mentioning.

      Get near a cow with a calf. Their "instincts" are pretty sophisticated, they seem to have an emotional relationship with farmers involving certain amounts of trust and fear, and it all comes into play when they have to make decisions about trusting a human, or protecting a calf.

      In B.C., there's an island where some cows have gone feral. They have eveyrthing they need to survive in the wild with no human interaction. They've even had calves, which have grown into more feral cows.

      ...well, I should say cows and bulls :-)

      That's better survival skills than most humans or dogs.

    9. Re:Moral consistency by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      I'm a "city folk" so I may be wrong, but I've read somewhere that cows are much smarter than horses.

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    10. Re:Moral consistency by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a "city folk" so I may be wrong, but I've read somewhere that cows are much smarter than horses.

      I've worked around cows but not horses. But I heard similar remarks from people who still use horses. I understand that horses were chosen for most jobs because they are stupid. Many animals can last longer in heat without water or rest and pull at least the amount of weight but most other animals complain and refuse. Horses are so dumb they'll do whatever someone tells them until they die.

    11. Re:Moral consistency by desertfish · · Score: 1

      It's not the cows' faults; they're not challenged.

      Rodents must be very clever to survive in the human world; they must obtain food while avoiding countless lethal obstacles. The smart mouse breeds more smart mice. Cows, however, are given everything necessary to ensure their survival until slaughter. Even their breeding mates are chosen for them using criteria to ensure their offspring are big and tasty, not smart and agile.

    12. Re:Moral consistency by Rakarra · · Score: 1
      Nope. Cows are much stupid than horses and many other domestic animals. Thousands of years of specialized breeding to create an animal that did not need intelligence.

    13. Re:Moral consistency by anagama · · Score: 1

      • If I have rights because I'm selfaware and human, but my otter friend does not because although he's as smart a small child he's not human what happens when we encounter / create some thing that is as smart as us?

      Personally, I don't see that being in or not in a particular species is all that important. "Species" is just a categorization system we humans devised to help us interpret nature. I think it's a "no-brainer" that if an entity achieves a self-aware state, has a consiousness similar to ours, then that entity deserves the full panapoly of rights we give each other.

      The really hard part is defining what a "self-aware" state is. Many people already put animals there (vegans etc) -- I don't. I guess I don't consider emotions or instincts such as those displayed by our happy or feral cows, to be as significant as logical thought. Ironically, I don't have a great argument for why I should think that way - it's more of a gut feeling (instinct). I suppose, I need to do some more thinking on this.

      In the end, I still like cows a lot, both on a culinary and social level. Perhaps I'm just a sadist? Perhaps, the reason people fight so hard to say that humans are different from animals, is that they don't want to admit to being mean for personal gain (science ... dinner). I'm interested in how this research will play out (meaning I'm not opposed to it - I'm interested in seeing what they make - I always wished I had a cats tail). How's that for a "crazy waffly post"?

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  110. Stop Overdramatising the issue by Benaiah · · Score: 1

    Comon this is not creating some semi-concious being. Its creating a mouse with some human brain cells. That way they can study it. If they let it be born it wouldnt learn english and try to take over the world. Personally I HAVE NO ISSUE with any of these experiments as long as they stay above board about everything that they are doing. If you try and stop scientists they will go underground and do this shit without telling any1. Trust me. Let me restate that this is not about creating a sentient mouse but a mouse with different cells. I mean WTF deal with ur own issues. If your wife/daugter/friend was dying of some congenital disease and this research could have saved them would you still have a problem. You eat KFC those chickens got more steroids and gene therapy than arnie. And you probably even have a pet, who was domesticated to serve your will. I dont care how much you love it. It wouldnt be ur dog if somewhere up the track it was taken away from its loving mother and bred specifically for a purpose. Oh selective breeding is not gene therapy? Bullshit. I love they way people justify what is now but are scared of what will be. Embrace what can be!

  111. Attention Span problems by Oriumpor · · Score: 1

    Mickey Mutant
    Yeah, we knew it was coming. Even though I think it is morally reprehensible to fuck with life it's bound to happen, and has been happening for a while.

    All we can really hope is that this stage of research is made obsolete quickly.

    1. Re:Attention Span problems by Legion303 · · Score: 1

      "Even though I think it is morally reprehensible to fuck with life it's bound to happen, and has been happening for a while."

      For about 50,000 years, I'd guess. Maybe longer.

  112. TFA by jcuervo · · Score: 1
    From the article:
    Mice With Human Brains

    Weissman has already created mice with brains that are about one percent human.

    Later this year he may conduct another experiment where the mice have 100 percent human brains. This would be done, he said, by injecting human neurons into the brains of embryonic mice.

    Before being born, the mice would be killed and dissected to see if the architecture of a human brain had formed. If it did, he'd look for traces of human cognitive behavior.
    Yyyyyyyyyeah. The abortion/non-abortion people are gonna have a bloody field day with that one.

    Anyway, I wonder what kind of processing capability a scaled-down human brain would have. My understanding was that smaller brains actually decrease the length of time it takes for impulses to jump across neural connections, or something along those lines. (IANANeurosurgeon.) Maybe those super-intelligent transdimensional mice aren't too far off.
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  113. one word... by Cryptnotic · · Score: 2, Funny

    Catnip.

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  114. This is not a religious issue by HHumbert · · Score: 2, Funny

    This is a purely political issue.

    Swarms of mice being churned out of the labs with tiny human brains will obviously be voting Republican in the next US election. If the GOP is not now sponsoring this type of research, it soon will be.

    1. Re:This is not a religious issue by eomnimedia · · Score: 1

      "And the shapes of the locusts were like unto horses prepared unto battle; and on their heads were as it were crowns like gold, and their faces were as the faces of men."

      -Revelation 9:7

    2. Re:This is not a religious issue by Legion303 · · Score: 1

      Man, someone was hitting the opium pretty hard.

    3. Re:This is not a religious issue by lakema · · Score: 1

      So let me get this straight, mice with human brains with recruit an army of flamboyant crown wearing locusts with a face like Jerry Stiller. That is quite terrifying, but if it ticks god off I'm sure he can handle it.

  115. OMGOMGOMG by Pyrophin · · Score: 0

    OMG FURRIES!!!!!11111

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  116. Um... RTFA. Must be legal in China by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 1
    Chinese scientists at the Shanghai Second Medical University...

    Interesting research will be done. Somewhere.

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  117. Don't worry, it's easy to deal with chimeras. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now the average layman might tremble in fear at the sight of a chimera, with it's odd mixture of black goat hindquarters, lion forquarters, dragon-like wings and three heads. However, any D&D player worth his original issue Monster Manual knows that they can be dispatched with relative ease.

    Make sure you have a good amulet to protect against fire, or a large shield. The chimera will use it's breath weapon when in range. After using it's breath weapon, the chimera will have to resort to clawing and biting attacks. Any 5th level fighter could easily outlast the chimera in close combat, even after failing a saving throw against flame.

    Hopefully these tips will come in handy next time you come across a chimera.

  118. What do we do tonight Brain? by DrKyle · · Score: 1

    Same thing we do every night, we try to take over the world!

    Seriously though, tranplanting human neurons into a developing mouse to see if can grow a human brain might make super smart mice, but the real moral dilemma is this:

    What makes a human life worth more than an animal life? If a mouse has the brain of a human, the capacity to think as a human, a human consciousness, then how can the researchers just kill those mice and dissect their brains? Is it not the same as killing someone who's body is paralyzed or otherwise abnormal and dissecting their brain?

  119. What worries me more... by chazmims · · Score: 1

    is that they're already splicing human genes into bacteria and farm animals... huh? Leave me out of my food please!

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    1. Re:What worries me more... by lakema · · Score: 1

      Do you have any links for this? Is this going to be the new cannibalism? Although the antibiotics and hormones they're putting into the animals will probably get you before your genes can.

  120. Re:you're close by Jim_Callahan · · Score: 1

    Any organism created by artificially combining genetic information from different species is a chimera.

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  121. Ya Gotta Have Faith..in science. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "2. Anyone who says that they can't see any ethical issues with this is lying. Can you honestly say that you have no problem with this?"

    Why should we? Remember we know what we're doing. We have trained scientists with the full backing of the scientific method to guide us. Has it ever steered us wrong?

    Also it's going to give us all these wonderous abilities long denied us by a selfish...er, um...nature. Which in our infinite wisdom we'll use for the good of all mankind. Right?

    We will soon live forever, which is a good thing for such a big planet. And with our godlike abilities, there will be no more wars, or rumours of war. No more brother, hating brother. Nation loving nation. Politeness, and good manners set loose upon the world by science. No more need for moderation on slashdot for all comments will be insightful, and +5 funny will be seen more often.

    Everything will be free. From movies to music. From cars to clotheslines. A new era will sweep the land. And all because of science.

  122. Imagine a.... by BobPaul · · Score: 1

    Imagine a Frankenstein cluster of these! ... or some such

  123. chimeras.. by kagelump · · Score: 1

    i fear for the day when they start combining prisoners with dogs...

    (fullmetal alchemist refrence)

  124. We must by Mr.Zong · · Score: 1

    We do it because we can. If we can do it, we MUST do it.

    There is only one Good, Knowledge
    There is only one Evil, Ignorance.
    . . . . . . . . Socrates

    "Until they become conscious they will never rebel, and until after they have rebelled they cannot become conscious." --pg 61 1984

    Ethics is not a word to throw around like "morality", there is a science to it, a set of theories (NET's, Kant, Util, etc.) that are to be taken as seriously as any other scientific theory.

    Right or wrong, it will happen.

    Maybe one day we'll realize it's the coping skills, and not the "ethics" of the human race that are truly lacking.

  125. mice with human brain by groups.google · · Score: 0

    great...!! now they dont have to waste so much time on CG in stwart little 3

  126. Mod parent up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    +1 Insightful.

    The fact that humans are animals has apparently eluded most of the other posters on this board. They keep refering to "humans and animals", when they should be referring to "human and non-human animals".

  127. playing god? perhaps we can do better.

    "You took a time bomb
    and a case of crackers
    and you made a maelstrom of organic debris
    then you took a work bench
    and a rusty anvil
    and you polished them for everyone to see
    you have created an unhealthy monster
    but you're nowhere but nowhere to be found
    so I guess I'll just cope with my provisions
    from now until the day theu lay me down
    you took a babboon
    and made him perfect
    you took a lion
    and stripped him of his pride
    then you took a million more varieties
    a scalpel and a sartory
    and you stitched up a horrible surprise
    you have created an unsocial monster
    and you're searched for all over the globe
    and most belive that things would sure be better
    if you'd come down here and tell us what you know
    who is to blame for this?
    someone tell me please
    His handiwork is flawed
    and it's there for all to see
    mutataions, abberations and blatant anomalies
    they multiply and give rise to this...monstrosrity
    you took the most abundant smallest bits of matter
    and you instilled them with affinity
    and then you stratified accumulations
    weeded out bad variations
    and blended up your unique recipe
    you have created a powerful monster
    with direction and purpose all its own
    and if you were here
    would things be any different?
    or are you just a mosaic of thoughts alone?"

    --Chimaera, Bad religion

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  128. House of Pain by st0rmshad0w · · Score: 1

    It'll be fine, as long as they have a house of pain...

  129. The best thing for neuroscience by Teclis · · Score: 4, Insightful

    A mouse or rat with a human brain would be a gold pot for research. Today, Neuroscientists are studying brain stroke by causing them in mice and watching how the brain responds. Studying plasticity and treatment techniques. Unfortunately, we don't want to cause a stroke in a test subject that is human just to study stroke.

    Testing in animals is just an approximation to the human brain. Although a very good one. An animal such as this with human cells would optimal to study the effects of drugs, addiction, stroke, brain trauma, virtually any ailment that affects the human brain.

    Are we killing people? no! These are mice and rats that we've been euthanising for a long time. They will not be intelligent, they will likely not function as well as normal mice (instincts and such would likely be absent). I think they would most likely be empty shells that have to be fed and watered to keep alive so that a few months down the road, we can use them to find a cure to stroke.

    P.S. Note, this is my normal sig. I did not change it for this post. I think it fits well!

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    Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what's right. --Isaac Asimov
    1. Re:The best thing for neuroscience by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Are we killing people? no! These are mice and rats that we've been euthanising for a long time.

      Except that they aren't the same. They are rats with human genes in them, specificially the genes needed to build a brain. As human brain is arguably what makes human a human, there's simply no way of knowing what the end result will be. True, it will likely not be sentient, due to the size limit, but it will have some human charasteristics, at least in the cellular level (that was the whole point of the experiment, wasn't it ?).

      Being concerned and carefull when dealing with something completely knew is a good idea. It separates a good, ethical scientist from Dr. Frankenstein.

      Furthermore, if the mice are created succesfully, then how long do you think it takes before someone sets out to create a sentient version ? After all, we might not accept enslaving human beings now, but that doesn't mean that we wouldn't like to have slaves - just give them fur, so they don't look human, and watch the money start flowing in.

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      Forget magic. Any technology distinguishable from divine power is insufficiently advanced.

    2. Re:The best thing for neuroscience by bani · · Score: 1

      if you single out "human charasteristics, at least in the cellular level", then you effectively have banned cross-species organ transplants. at least human->animal.

      but it wasn't so long ago that there was "moral uproar" about pig->human organ transplants.

      hell, at the turn of the century they were objecting to vaccination on "moral grounds", saying doctors had "no right to play god".

    3. Re:The best thing for neuroscience by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      " we can use them to find a cure to stroke."
      You can not cure a stroke.
      You may prevent it.
      You may repair the damage.
      A stroke is an event. Not really something you can cure.

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    4. Re:The best thing for neuroscience by Teclis · · Score: 1

      Not true.

      http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&c2coff=1&q= define%3A+cure

      Look what they say: a medicine or therapy that cures disease or relieve pain
      relieve pain? that's in the defenition. that's not what you claim.

      provide a cure for, make healthy again
      Make healthy again! Well darn it. Make healthy again doesn't sound like prevention.

      When I say cure stroke that means that you either stop it from happening or repair the damage done. That is exactly what cure means. Think about it. I think you would agree that a statement like "you can cure AIDS" is correct. having or catching AIDS is also an event. How is saying that you can cure stroke or cure cancer any different? Fact is: you don't know what the defenition or meaning of cure is.

      So you understand:
      You can cure diabetes
      You can cure AIDS
      You can find a cure for the Flu
      You can cure hemorroids
      You can cure cancer
      You can cure stroke.

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      Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what's right. --Isaac Asimov
  130. Brain tinkering, my experiment! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd like to do an experiment determine if the human brain is the most advanced for it's size. I would like to take another species, say a parrot or dolphin, and grow it's brain to the size of a humans brain and have it develop in the skull of a human body so that it would perceive the world as we do. Then I'd like to raise it from birth, educating it as we educate our own children. I would like to do this with many different species. This would be a great way to see if our brains are truly the most advanced. I wouldn't be surprised if we found some species that have brains superior to our own.

  131. Creepy by contagious_d · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one who read the summary and kinda shuddered and blanched?

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  132. useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This monkey has only four asses, it's of no use to me...

  133. Very similar to the Sumerian version of the gods by sireasoning · · Score: 1

    According to Sitchin's interpretation of the Sumarian texts. This is not unlike how humans were created by the gods. In a feat of genetic engineering by Enki (whose symbol was the intertwining snakes that are used as the symbol of medicine now and looks similar to the DNA helix,) and his half-sister Ninharsag, they created a new creature by mixing the genes of the gods and a terrestial creature (proto-human) to create a new species with dexterity but not so much smarts to use as slave labor in the mines.

    Further mixing of the genes led to the current race of humans. If there is truth to this, it would explain why there is no "missing link" and would bridge the gap between evolution and creationism. But I agree with the above poster that human attempts at gene mixing with other animals would most likely be turned into a slave race (not too much different than the way we use mules).

    I posit that despite much progress, we have still not risen above slave class to the gods.

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    The significant problems we face cannot be solved by the same level of thinking that created them. -Albert Einstein
  134. That would be playing god-A Handy Guy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "well cross me with an octopus already godammit!"

    Women already think you're an octopus.

  135. Sad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When one human interacts with another that has a cold there is a likely case that both will have a cold.

    If your dog has a cold there is a high percentage you might not get that cold (different genetics).

    Sad, years from now we might resort to wiping out species because they carry some sort of disease that affects us because sometime in the early 2000s scientist cross a critical line with the creation of life.

  136. Fortune From Bottom of Page by Poeir · · Score: 1

    "Somebody ought to cross ball point pens with coat hangers so that the pens will multiply instead of disappear."

    Sometimes you wonder how random those words actually are. On another note, I hear next year they're working on a chimera that can talk.

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    Sigs are like bumper stickers.
  137. Well... by WMD_88 · · Score: 1

    I, for one, welcome our new animal hybrid overlords. :)

  138. Welcome to Jesusland... by borgheron · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Please leave any and all advanced research which might lead to breakthoughs at the door, on your way in. We don't understand what stem cells really are, but our media tells us they're "bad" and we believe 'em, so get ready all you scientists to be told what you can and cannot do by people who are at least an order of magnitude dumber than you are.

    Oh, and by the way, forget that, through stem cell research, a woman in Korea who hadn't walked in 20 years was able to regenerate enough tissue to walk again... so lets leave all of the potential behind and put all of our energy in prayin' ta JE-SUS for health, 'cuz we all know *THAT* a hell of a lot more effective than any of those old gee-netics them scientists have.

    Thank goodness I'm an atheist. :)

    GJC

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    ## Chief Maintainer for GNUstep
    1. Re:Welcome to Jesusland... by borgheron · · Score: 1

      To whoever modded the parent down: You only did it because you know I'm right.

      I've got karma to burn. Modding this one down'll only prove my point! :)

      GJC

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      Gregory Casamento
      ## Chief Maintainer for GNUstep
  139. Laws against that kind of thing by metamatic · · Score: 1

    He must learn the law!

    Not to go on all-fours; that is the Law. Are we not Men?

    Not to claw the Bark of Trees; that is the Law. Are we not Men?

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    GCHQ Quantum Insert installed. If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak
  140. Pinky & The Brain - for real. by Deal-a-Neil · · Score: 1

    And at Stanford University in California an experiment might be done later this year to create mice with human brains.

    Now [i]that[/i], my friends, is hilarious. Imagine the depression that poor mouse will have when it figures out it wasn't only born in a petree dish, but also has the peter the size of a ball point pen. But then again, it will rule the world.. so, it has that going for it.

  141. You Say by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 4, Funny

    I say to Moreau,
    You say Tomorrow!
    Let's call th ewhole thing off...

    --
    "Flyin' in just a sweet place,
    Never been known to fail..."
    1. Re:You Say by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      Eeeeevil! Quite evil you are.

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      I drank what? -- Socrates
    2. Re:You Say by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1

      Well. Evil is contained in a subtle, Canadian accent, they say.

      --
      "Flyin' in just a sweet place,
      Never been known to fail..."
    3. Re:You Say by wcrowe · · Score: 1

      Good one.

      Perhaps the mods were too illiterate to get it.

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      Proverbs 21:19
    4. Re:You Say by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1

      Your .sig 'aint so bad, neither!

      --
      "Flyin' in just a sweet place,
      Never been known to fail..."
  142. Gives new meaning... by Create+an+Account · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...to the age-old question:

    "Are we mice, or are we men?"

  143. Yea... But..... by weaponx71 · · Score: 1

    Can they splice an Elephant and a Potbellied pig??

    I want a mini Elephant damnit, or i'll kick you square in da NUTS!

  144. Space Alien Chimeras? by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

    It's be long thought that Humans are a resault of Alien and Primate DNA mixed to form what is now known as the Human species. But there is just one flaw in this theory...

    The parent post clearly points out that we still throw shit at eachother. So much for the failed evolution experiment.

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    Life is not for the lazy.
    1. Re:Space Alien Chimeras? by dextroz · · Score: 0

      Thanks for the do not call number! (ur sig) But I thought that entering your number in the do-not-call website was enough to avoid them?

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  145. I love the part abuot Human dignity by cybersekkin · · Score: 1

    Get real even if they manage to create some self aware organism you really cant have a MORAL problem with it. For you to have a moral problem with this implies you are involved otherwise you are forcing your moral view on others which incidentally is immoral (quite a predicament for you) Anyway the best part was when they mentioned "Human dignity". How dignified are we when elect drunks as our leaders? How dignified are we when the Person in charge of the US is "as moral" as the people he is kicking out of other countries. Human dignity has been on its death bed for as long as I have been alive.

    1. Re:I love the part abuot Human dignity by mjkjedi · · Score: 1
      Human dignity has been on its death bed for as long as I have been alive.

      Death bed? It was never alive to begin with.

  146. Heh by Legion303 · · Score: 1

    "They were allowed to develop for several days in a laboratory dish before the scientists destroyed the embryos to harvest their stem cells."

    Expect fundie retards to be up in arms over this "playing God." When you couple that with their irrational bitching about regular stem-cell research, you'll notice that fundamentalist Alzheimer's patients are poetically hilarious.

  147. My two cents. by guardianfox · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If I had to make all the choices for everyone in the biotechnology field... I'd make it my first order of business to find someone else to do the job instead. There's a lot of tough decisions and strange new ethical questions on the horizon and I do not have any good answers.

    That said, looking back on it a hundred years from now, we'll probably be wondering what all the fuss was about. Maybe our great great grandchildren will experience life-spans well into the three-digit range and enhanced senses and abilities. Perhaps in the future they would not bat an eye at producing animals full of human organs for use in transplants. Heck, perhaps our great great grandchildren will be given pets with enhancements such as a life-span matching that of it's owner or the ability to help with homework (rather than eat it).

    The mouse with a "human" brain? I doubt you'll have to worry about Pinky and The Brain becoming a reality show. Though it might have human brain tissues, and it might even produce a similar brain structure to that found in humans... such a creature could not think the same way us humans do. To make the point I'll totally disregard the fact that our brains just wont fit into that creature. Even if you could build a mouse with an exact replica of a human brain, it's body is different and therefore it's perception of the world changes.

    Where do we draw the line? I personally feel that, for most things, lines should be drawn in hind-sight. A lot of the things we are afraid of could be possible... but they might not be all bad either. So some fool doctor on an island creates a bunch of chimeric monstrosities with qualities similar to both humans and the animals they came from... are they happy? No? Well, maybe there's one line. But remember, that was a movie, and not real life. The story could play out differently with just a few tweaks. When we actually do that in reality, then we should decide.

    Not that it hurts to be cautious, but I personally wouldn't care if my bacon contained human genes because the pig was designed in a lab to provide both food and viable organs for human patients. It's the sum of all our genes that makes us human. I'd be concerned if the pig was also given an intelect, hands, and whipped into slavery... but that's all far from what we see here now.

    Caution, but don't judge what's wrong or right until it has actually been done. We need to understand genetics. If not for any reason other than to understand ourselves.

  148. Full Metal Alchemist by Agret · · Score: 1

    This anime feautres chimeras. It's quite a good anime too. I only have 3 episodes left to watch =x

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    Have you metaroderated recently?
    1. Re:Full Metal Alchemist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, I was just about to say this since I've been watching the show but I never thought it would be a reality!

    2. Re:Full Metal Alchemist by Dachannien · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Yeah, I've been watching it on CN too. At first, I was curious because of the title, and then I started to wonder how serious it would be since Funimation (a la Dragonball Z) was distributing it stateside. Then I saw the episode with the chimera, and it hit me when I realized/they said how the guy created the chimera that this anime was actually fairly hardcore in a way.

      Now it's on my PVR's record list.

    3. Re:Full Metal Alchemist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's certainly cast and translated a hell of a lot better than anything else Funimation has done.

  149. Re:Very similar to the Sumerian version of the god by randallpowell · · Score: 1

    Interesting. If we're part god, how come I can't fly, live forever, or use KA-ME-HA-ME-HA?

  150. Someone has to say it by jjoyce · · Score: 1

    I, for one, welcome our new chimera overlords.

  151. Thoughtless reactions by prurientknave · · Score: 0

    I find it absolutely hilarious that several people on slashdot bring up the 'laws of robotics' or 'the time machine' when coming up with reasons why it is morally wrong to proceed with scientific research. These are works of fiction, much like the various religious texts. To flame religion and embrace modern sci-fi as gospel is the best kind of 'irony'

    This only proves that people will resort to anything even fictional accounts to give the stamp of moral authority when fighting change in a new amoral arena of knowledge.
    If even educated 'geeks' act this way I can find no fault with the religious activists, since it is apparently human nature and not the nurture the geeks pompously praise themselves for possessing.

  152. But.. by slashhax0r · · Score: 1

    The chinese have enough *PEOPLE* to populate their military if need be.

  153. And more importantly... by LeiGong · · Score: 1

    Does it taste like chicken??

  154. jobs by nounderscores · · Score: 2, Funny

    No they wouldn't! They'd get jobs living on a giant computer designed to find out the Question of life the universe and everything.

    Maybe by next week they'd figure out what colour the "Wheel" should be.

  155. They already exist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They're called Slashdotters

  156. This is why God made "The Flood" by legomad · · Score: 1

    My theory is: It was Noah's Job to preserve the genetics of each animal. The flood wiped out all the Chimeras. So.. um yeah

    1. Re:This is why God made "The Flood" by im_thatoneguy · · Score: 2, Funny

      What Chimeras? And what is wrong with Chimeras? You got somthing against Chimeras? They aint good enough for you? They can't get on your fancy little boat.

      More proof: Noah was a Nazi.

  157. god... by irg1231491 · · Score: 0

    i'm starting to get sick of the blatant half-truths and sensationalization by the slashdot editors -- the article summary made it sound like we had mice playing chess and reading Emerson... combined with a readership with a 2/3 doesn't read the motherfucking article rate and the whole linked server slashdotting problem, i'm beginning to wonder if slashdot oughta be looked upon as internet terrorism.

    -note to mods: this was not intended to be trolling or flamebait - i'm just really disappointed with Slashdot as a whole lately.

  158. Uh, no by koko775 · · Score: 1

    There's a correlation between brain mass and size that doesn't necessarily correspond to smarts. The ratio is the important part.

  159. haiku (credits to Solid Sharkey) by FleaPlus · · Score: 1

    i am a cat girl
    naked, young, and so supple
    please discipline me

  160. You'd have to be a freak to not be offended by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Funny the article mentions the ONE case that I think is unquestionably unethical. That is of course creating human brains, furthermore with the intention of looking for cognitive function. Kill any other organ in the human body and you have a dead organ, kill a human brain and you kill a person.

    I consider all other cases to be fair game despite the queasyness of it all. Even the example of creating a human from two mice that produce human gametes isn't really so difficult to accept. Obviously if a mouse has human gametes then your parents are the humans from whom came the cells that actually produced the sperm and egg.

    But the idea that creating a human brain in this way is even remotely ethical is such an egregious error I wonder if the article is either a hoax or misinformed as to what the scientist is actually doing.

  161. Re:Anybody in the mood... (Moral Issues? Pfeh!) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Quote: (And obviously if we did muck around in this too much, homo sapiens would eventually be overthrown as the dominant species of this planet. That would kinda suck.)

    --

    I may as well post, I lurk and read fairly often, and may or may not get an account (as I usually can't add much) but I know I have a particular stance on this that takes care of most of the issues.

    Humans inevitably get overthrown because we're abusive, not as well made as our engineered slaves/nike makers/whatever or there is some clash that ignites a general feeling of unease.

    I think almost all the ethical questions can be solved with a very, very simple solution: If you ever get cognicense out of a Chimera that approaches near-human levels of development it should be adopted by the scientists, and not treated like a lab animal. Yes, you would have to have more checkups, and the occasional sample, but treat the little anime catgirl or talking mutt like an actual kid.

    'Creating Life' is done all the time by normal means of reproduction, and invitro fertilization. This is not all that different from those methods. People that are against genetic engineering because its 'man tampering with nature' obviously don't realize what selective breeding is, since we have turkeys that are now so dumb they can drown in rain... but they are REALLY tasty.

    So that moral division about near human or super human 'expirements' can be solved if as soon as you get that far, just show the little baby some feelings. Get attached.

    The biggest issue is the tampering with the human / animal line that already took a hit with Darwin's observations. Getting deep into this will just end up making us have to either look up to the fact we're omnipotent custodians of all non-humans (which includes classes of 'sub-human' humans by good ol' Bible definitions) or perhaps have to look at the fact that we're actually related to everything else on the planet in a great chain, and that part of free will is looking into the how of where we got, and where we can go with that information.

    Either way, humanity will have to grow up a bit more as it pushes the boundaries. I just wish that new lifeforms could be patented. Maybe a specific DNA sequence that starts the creation of the lifeform, but not the lifeform itself.

  162. I, for one, welcome our chimeric overlords by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're kidding me, right? This is probably coming from the same Slashdot readers that say, "of course P2P applications have legitimate uses! I only download files that are legally shared!"

    Riiiiiight.

    Does anybody know my most chimeras are made? It's not scientists making hybrids for the hell of it. Human cells are not capable of infinite replication (except for stem cells and male gametes). Researchers make chimeras to keep human cells reproducing indefinitely for research purposes.

    Nobody is making a half-human, half-mouse supercreature. THERE'S NO FUNDING IN THAT KIND OF RESEARCH. Yes, science is all about the money, too. No grants, no research.

  163. will it become art? by deathguppie · · Score: 1

    If people are messing with these kinds of genetics?

    How long do you think it will take before someone considers it ART!

    --
    once more into the breach
  164. Re:Very similar to the Sumerian version of the god by violently_ill · · Score: 1

    i posit that you have shizophrenia.

  165. Pests... by BastardSonOfRave · · Score: 1

    Anyone know of a good chimera repellent? These pesky little bastards have been digging through my trash all week!

  166. DNA isn't sacred by Sloppy · · Score: 4, Interesting
    First of all, I hope everyone who uses the phrase "ethical issues" without actually saying what they're talking about, gets modded down to -2. Empty words belie empty thoughts. If you actually have something to say, then say it.

    Now on to the business.

    Creating chimeras, she said, by mixing human and animal gametes (sperms and eggs) or transferring reproductive cells, diminishes human dignity.

    "It would deny that there is something distinctive and valuable about human beings that ought to be honored and protected," said Cohen, who is also the senior research fellow at Georgetown University's Kennedy Institute of Ethics in Washington, D.C.

    Once again, it comes down to the old question: just what is it about a person, that we value to such an extent that we say it has rights?

    If you answer that it has something to do with chromosomes or DNA, then I'm really disappointed. If you're approaching philosophy from the molecular level, you are out on the fringes. I don't give a were-rat's ass if someone programs a chile to produce some protein that I'm not getting/making enough of. But fine, go ahead and try to make a case for why some molecules are sacred and some aren't. At worst, you'll be boring and at best you'll amuse.

    For the mystics, it's easy: just ask if the chimera has a soul. Since you don't have any real way of determining that other than dogma, you'll just make up an answer that you can't defend. But your answer can't be attacked, either, so you'll come off looking better than the human-DNA-is-special wackos. (But remember this: just because people aren't arguing with you, doesn't mean they take you seriously. They just don't see the point.)

    I know what I value in a person. It doesn't have a damned thing to do with sperm and eggs, or DNA at all. In fact, not all people have what I value; some choose to opt out of civilization. Sit down and make yourself comfy in that electric chair, Ted Bundy. I even pay taxes for the military, with the understanding that I want them to kill people under certain circumstances.

    Human behavior itself can cross the line, and you're worried about chemistry?!

    If people can cross the line from this side, maybe they can come over from the other side too. I welcome this Frankenstein stuff, just like I welcome AI and little green men from outer space. I'll make up my mind about the "monster" when I meet him.

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    As copyright owner of this comment, I authorize everyone to defeat any technological measure which limits access to it.
  167. Moral consistency-BULL! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Spoken like a true city folk. Ever been on a farm? Ever heard of the phrase "cow tipping?" Ever actually *seen* a cow? "

    Yes to all the above, and have you ever tried to actually tip a cow? Harder than you think. And don't try to tip a baby when the mothers around.

    "Of all the farm animals you could have chosen, you picked the slowest, dumbest, most sedentary creature of them all."

    How's that any different than a couch potato with a beer in one hand, and the remote in another?

  168. Six Asses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But did it have six asses?

    1. Re:Six Asses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, just one. And two zebras.

  169. This is just wrong..... by james_in_denver · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What is the moral and ethical difference between creating something "less than human" and taking a human and just "pithing" them.

    I'm not a religous zealot, but it just seems wrong to me that we are "re-defining" what our humanity means.

    This is a VERY slippery slope. I don't think that we should even set foot on it.

    We are not God.

    1. Re:This is just wrong..... by bani · · Score: 2, Insightful

      around the turn of the century, scientists had to fight the public notion that vaccination was "immoral" or "unethical".

      arguments like, vaccination trivializes humanity, vaccination defies the will of god, vaccination contaminates your body with (xyz animal), etc.

      your argument has a rather 1800s ring to it.

    2. Re:This is just wrong..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "We are not God."

      No. YOU are not God. I am.

    3. Re:This is just wrong..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not a religous zealot, but it just seems wrong to me that we are "re-defining" what our humanity means.

      This is a VERY slippery slope. I don't think that we should even set foot on it.
      We are not God.


      Yes, you are a religious zealot.

      God is a primitive superstitious concept, and if you live in an advanced enough culture to access the internet, there's no excuse to still be clinging to belief in god(s). Superstition should have no place in dictating areas of research.

    4. Re:This is just wrong..... by Viking+Coder · · Score: 1

      it just seems wrong to me that we are "re-defining" what our humanity means

      Seriously? You think that the work Jane Goodall did was "wrong"?

      She certainly helped redefine what our humanity means.

      Heck - making calculators and robots and chess-playing computers that can beat every single human that ever lived except maybe one or two, have all been acts of redefining what humanity means.

      --
      Education is the silver bullet.
    5. Re:This is just wrong..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hate to burst your bubble, son, but THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS GOD.

  170. Great.... by AllNicksWereTaken · · Score: 1, Funny

    Now I'll be getting penis enlargement spam telling me how I could get genetically modified to be a human with a horse's penis. :/

  171. Monkeyman... by sewagemaster · · Score: 1

    God shmod, I want my monkeyman!

    I've always thought Saruman meant monkeyman in Japanese... (Saru=Monkey)
    It's subliminal I tell ya!

  172. Holy non-appreciation, Batman! by superyooser · · Score: 2, Funny
    We're just a little bit smarter and better at making and using tools

    No kidding. The non-human animals have yet to break 850 on the SAT, so they're stuck in low-paying blue collar jobs. The dolphins have made abacuses out of shells and driftwood, but I'll be impressed when they implement function keys.

    Anyway, I gotta go now. I have a chimp friend who's getting married at a church downtown. His mom was going to make him one of those fancy, three-level wedding cakes like humans have. However, she wasn't quite smart enough to do it, so it ended up as a big heap of cake. Then she flung handfuls of icing at it. I think she's upset because of the recent stock market decline. Chiquita and Dole took a hit.

    1. Re:Holy non-appreciation, Batman! by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1
      No kidding. The non-human animals have yet to break 850 on the SAT, so they're stuck in low-paying blue collar jobs. The dolphins have made abacuses out of shells and driftwood, but I'll be impressed when they implement function keys.

      Dolphins are intelligent enough to not do such stupid things as SAT! And of course, Dolphins are not stuck in low-paying blue collar jobs because they already know how to live well without money, and therefore don't need a job at all.
      --
      The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
    2. Re:Holy non-appreciation, Batman! by mink · · Score: 1

      So doing a tripple summersault through a hoop at sea world is just a hobby?

      --
      Well I've wrestled with reality for thirty five years doctor, and I'm happy to say I finally won out over it.
    3. Re:Holy non-appreciation, Batman! by the_mad_poster · · Score: 1

      It's a real bitch when kidnappers enslave you for their own twisted amusement, isn't it?

      --
      Alito: A vote for Alito is a punch in the eye to put that bitch back in her place!
  173. Its inevitable.. by Earthworm · · Score: 1

    There is a demand for this kind of research, so it is inevitable. If we were realistic and stopped stuffing our heads in the sand, we would see that there is more chance of controlling this in the open rather than forcing it into places where scary stuff can really happen. The horse bolted a long time ago.

  174. How else are they going to get... by Black+Art · · Score: 1

    How else are they going to get new Pop Stars and Newscasters.

    It is not like they can grow them in tanks.

    Oh wait. They already do.

    Nevermind.

    --
    "Trademarks are the heraldry of the new feudalism."
  175. Nothing new... by Eminence · · Score: 2, Funny

    Nothing really new here, but it explains some phenomena - now I'll now that some politicians are clearly a result of a human-mice brain experiment which went bad...

  176. Listen to the theme song carefully! by temojen · · Score: 1
    One of them's a genius
    The other is insane

    Now think about it. Clearly "the brain" is completely insane. Pinky always manages to thwart his schemes, but never lets on that he's doing so. Pinky is the genius.

    Q.E. Narf D.

  177. Oh fun, now the bible.... by 3seas · · Score: 1

    ... revelations can really happen, beast wise.

    Hmmm, Bush is against abortion but this has to be something he is in favor of, end times and all he believes.

  178. Right! by raehl · · Score: 1

    We already knew mice were conducting experiments on us, and you'll notice their brain mass as a percentage of body mass is significantly higher than ours.

  179. half human .... George Bush by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    yes and his father too !!!!!!!!!

  180. The problem is that we think we're so damn special by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "It would deny that there is something distinctive and valuable about human beings that ought to be honored and protected,"

    I'm rather tired of mankind thinking it is the ultimate and blessed species. Maybe it's the dignity of the ANIMALS that we're violating by introducing our genetic junk.

  181. Re:How is this legal? By Chimmer Effect.. by davidsyes · · Score: 1

    The way to kill the chimera effect would be to make a law that says, "Mrs Jones/Mr Watanabe/Mr Akbar, we have found an organ replacement for you. It comes from Chimera # 1,552,225, which was produced in a slimey, slightly-cooled, sack that incubbated for 15 months in a dark, green-goo-like-shit-filled vat. There is a 38% chance of rejection, and a 15% chance that your organs will mutate, your nails will grow, and you will dream of eating rodents..."

    To the doomsayers...

    Really, before I get into (more) wit or wry/lame/irreverent humor, will these "shimmery-chimera-effect" organ-makers produce "yoo-mons"? Seems like the "human experience" will turn into pure hell and a bunch of hand/claw/hind-hoof wringing if these things become more than a twinkle/shimmer in the eyes of a mad scientist (or greedy investor/shareholder...)

    Dr. Carol Marcus probably never would create life from lifelessness if humans in Trek got chimeras beyond the "vats and vials of organs and organelles..."

    Ferrengi have "hyoo-moon"

    Scientists make "Chee-mon" ...
    -----------

    By "googling" chimera, I found:

    http://monsters.monstrous.com/chimera_6.htm

    (possibly the half-cousin of an uncle Bil-... umm, snip (the missing/last "l", hehe), due to risk of libel, hehehe)

    Where will software development go if we have shimmery chimera software? (not talking about the real Chimera software company, but software made for Chimera Werker, 2215...)

    I guess the fashion appearal industry will go to hell and back, heheh... On what kind of cross/crucifix would a chimera be crucified. A "cross-i-fix"? (hybrid)...

    I guess Ford could make CUVs (Chimera Utility Vehicles...)

    Legal departments will have unholy hell of making "human-friendly" "transform" or "transmute" to "'chima'-friendly"...

    Imagin having a cell-mate (pun INtended and sort of not intentended...) and being banged in your cell in your cell by a chimera... shimmy-chimmy-bang-bang...

    ----

    and "life" from a chimera...hehe

    http://www.syntheverse.com/

    Might be useful for any of you artistic slashers...
    --------
    Now, if only hollywierd would make a crossing-over/crossover/hybrid move:

    "The Glimera Man: Glimmer Meeets Chimmer"
    or "AVP v. ChimmerMan"

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    David Syes

    --
    Previously: "Linux... Toward the Sunrise..." Now: "Linux... Toward the-- No, now, part of Every Sunrise"
  182. bad news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    bad news for illegal immigrants. cheap labour anyone?

  183. Playing God? by mattm76 · · Score: 1

    I'm somewhat fearful of the man upstairs, but if he/she/it didn't intend for us to dick around with Life(r), then he/she/it wouldn't have given us the means and the desire to do so, or he/she/it would have explicitly forbade us to do so. At least the God I think I know. God gave us science. For the most part, we are using it to help each other. He also gave us common sense. A blob of a hundred human cells is not a human being. If that blob can save hundreds of humans, or say give them the ability to walk, then tough luck for the blob. That blob, and the life saving benefits that come with its destruction, are both products of the talented minds God gave the human race so that we can survive.

    Half of God's expiriment is getting along with each other; the other is beating nature (tsunamis, earthquakes, terrorists). Earth is kinda like God's version of Survivor. As long as we play within the rules, we'll be alright. What we need are fewer people who claim they know God's "unwritten" rules (rules with no consensus, and the ones that make no friggin sense whatsoever). One rule we do need is if anyone is caught attempting to create their own little army of super humanoids, they will be sodomized by those humanoids every 15 minutes for the rest of their lives.

  184. Re:you're close by mdielmann · · Score: 1

    Well, the Webster dictionary disagrees. Note definition 3.

    --
    Sure I'm paranoid, but am I paranoid enough?
  185. so when are they going to by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    put human brain in ape/chimpanzy? :D

  186. Old morality is an obstacle. by Vo0k · · Score: 1

    Ancient "standards" of morality should be reexamined and rebuilt from the ground up. It "feels" wrong but nobody can really tell, why. So did transplants, blood transfusions, artificial insemination in case of otherwise infertile parents... These aren't bad things, but they are "slippery" too.

    We should come with a "short and sweet" list of axioms of what is good and what is bad, based on actual profits (especially long-term) and costs to the humanity, and everything should be then examined in light of these axioms. A lot of harmless practices are suffering nowadays because someone somewhere believed them wrong. Think how "slipery" is the zone of sexuality - and putting aside pathologies like abuse, it's perfectly harmless. On the other hand, model of success without really looking behind, winning by conquest, exploiting the weaker for own profit is really popular, all the "business strategies", trying to cheat people. It's just as wrongly on the "plus" side.

    Technology of creation of human-animal hybrid is just a blind tool. Maybe one of more dangerous ones, but still a tool, without its own moral value. Like gunpowder. Can be used to kill (gunpowder: ammo. hybrid: produce soldiers with better senses), can be used to profit at cost of suffering of others (weapons of oppression, breeding animals for "replacement parts" for humans), can be used for something useful (explosives to help in construction, "improved" humans of better health and traits), something pretty (fireworks, Furries), saving life (signal flares / cloned body parts in organisms without "feeling" facilities, i.e. brainless), and many others.

    It's the application that has some moral value, and that should be controlled. "Guns don't kill people, people kill people". Just the same way, "hybrids aren't evil, misusing hybrids is evil."

    It would be a good role for the Church, if they only for a moment stopped shouting "No, Veto, Never, Nothing of this" and instead thought and guided precisely "This, this and this - yes, this - try it, but stop if..., and this - better stay away".

    Created on God's likehood, where it's said we weren't given the power to create new lifeforms?

    --
    Anagram("United States of America") == "Dine out, taste a Mac, fries"
  187. msn news published a similar atricle months age by bitflusher · · Score: 1

    although it's not a copy it also is about chimeras, bluring line between man and animal and ethics http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6534243/

  188. Bring on the catgirls! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    woohoo!

  189. Stuart Little! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "For example, an experiment that would raise concerns, he said, is genetically engineering mice to produce human sperm and eggs, then doing in vitro fertilization to produce a child whose parents are a pair of mice."

    They could name him "Little Stuart". :-)

  190. er Humans ARE Animals by DrSkwid · · Score: 1


    or is /. creationist these days ?

    --
    There are places where the networks are not touching,and there are places where they are-Boeing's Lori Gunter
    1. Re:er Humans ARE Animals by lakema · · Score: 1

      Thanks for saying that, we are not a race of super beings just by virtue of our intellect and we're a lot more instinctual than most of us are willing to admit. Talking about the sanctity of gods creations while driving thousands of them to extinction is pretty ridiculus. My friend says we're like the dinosaurs Only we are doing ourselves in Much faster than they Ever did We'll make great pets! -Porno for Pyros

  191. Challenge for human kind by helioquake · · Score: 1

    This whole new way of creating "life" challenges us in three respects:

    (a) Can human kind go beyond religion?

    (b) at the same time, can good prevail through its action?

    (c) Can human be smart enough to know the difference between good and dumb? (e.g., "what evil good can be")

    Do we allow ourselves to expand our vision to explore our own biomolecular structure or let religion prevent us from leaping forward? (and die as a consequence...hey, religion could actually be the end-of-the-world device to insure that human do not advance enough to sustain its civilization...now that would be funny). And then, without help of religion, can we all have good intention while fiddling with the "life" question? And lastly, while our intention being good, can we be all smart enough to make a dumb mistake (bad enough to wipe us out)?

    I think we are being challenged now. Or am I making this too dramatic? We'll see about that.

  192. Faith comes from within, not from without. by Photo_Nut · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Can you honestly say that you have no problem with this?

    Yes? What's wrong in this - if anything, it will help us create human organs that may prolong our lifespans.

    I don't have any problem with this, either, but I'd like to take this thread on a slightly different tack. Maybe you have problems with it, and maybe you don't.

    If you are that concerned, remember that nature in and of itself has done these things in the course of evolution. And you're probably killing life everyday by consuming plants and animals.

    And most likely, you're consuming genetically engineered plants and animals with added Vitamin C, and lest we forget the Caffeine and other drugs you take to make your head hurt a little less! Science is impacting your life. It's altering your brain, and changing how long you live.

    This is no different. You're playing nature and the moral issues associated with it are no different.

    Well, moral issues such as killing human embryos are different. The question that many people get stuck on is: At what point does the human embryo get a soul? Does it happen before it shows up on the ultrasound machine? How about after it's born? At what point does our society recognize life as human. If Chimeras are an abomination to our society, and some are released into the wild and brought to light, then do they have legal rights as humans do? Can they keep the fact that they are different hidden, or does it matter? Dogs and Cats have certain rights as protected by the ASPCA, but humans have lots more rights.

    Furthermore, I challenge that "all men are created equal". I think that I'm smarter than most men, and I am not as athletic. I think that I'm quite creative compared to the average human, but I'm not as well read. My point is that we aren't equal, and we most certainly weren't created equal. I'm more prone to several kinds of diseases genetically than other people are. I happen to have blood which makes me a universal donor.

    If by any chance the chimeras do end up being sentient, we'll find a way of getting rid of that sentience and using them.

    I'd much rather hope that we introduce them into society. Just think about how much better off we would be as a "species" if we could engineer our way around the hurdles we are faced with? What if we could engineer a breed of humans with brains 10% larger and redundant organs? What about having organs that could grow back if removed? It would be nice to be able to get a heart transplant from a human with an extra working heart that would grow back after you removed one. What if brain size wasn't the most important factor to intelligence. What if we could build computers interfaces into humans. Imagine being born with computer implants in your brain that as you grew enhanced your ability to grow and understand the world around you. Imagine how your brain might form differently, and how you would be able to communicate and function if your brain patterns could wirelessly connect with other people and computers on the internet.

    Now, the definition of species has much to do with being able to successfully reproduce, but I don't think that it would be so bad if we created species which we were genetically incompatible with that were superior in some ways (maybe even all ways). Unless they bred faster than we did, or a plague impacting only our species happened, there would be a mixed population of sentient species of humans and others. Who says that our 100% pure human children are the best evolved? Why not let our science help create more evolved humans. Over time, humanity will be better equipped to survive in the situations we will live in.

    How about we make humans with two heads! Two heads are better than one. I'd love to get my head transplanted onto a body which would outlast my own... Just think about all the poorer people looking for

    1. Re:Faith comes from within, not from without. by Bug2000 · · Score: 1

      "Well, moral issues such as killing human embryos are different. The question that many people get stuck on is: At what point does the human embryo get a soul?"

      Could you please indicate what a "soul" is ? What does it look like ?

      Yann

      --

      É que os desafinados também têm um coração
    2. Re:Faith comes from within, not from without. by bkr1_2k · · Score: 1

      Please take a moment to think about a few things your saying...yes there are some interesting possibilities but a lot of what you're saying is just as limited, in ways you may or may not see.

      "What if we could engineer a breed of humans with brains 10% larger and redundant organs? What about having organs that could grow back if removed? It would be nice to be able to get a heart transplant from a human with an extra working heart that would grow back after you removed one"

      So how would you prevent the faulty heart from growing back? How would you determine which heart works the body? If a heart isn't used, it will essentially shrivel and die (just like any muscle) so it must be a functioning heart, which would suggest a second circulatory system. How big would we have to be to support that? And two heads? Do you have any concept of how that would force adaptation of vision, hearing, speech? You need to think this through a bit more.

      Implanting computer parts may be convenient but I don't think it will truly "enhance our ability to grow and understand the world around us" as you suggest. We are striving to reach the capabilities of the human brain now, why would going in reverse make us better? Yeah we could "jack in" and learn some things faster /maybe/ but will it really help us?

      "Why not let our science help create more evolved humans. Over time, humanity will be better equipped to survive in the situations we will live in."

      The problem is we don't know what situations we will live in. You can't predetermine evolution...that's the point of evolution to adapt to something that changes, be it environment, predators, disease, or whatever. Would mixed species be better off? Possibly but there is no guarantee of that. And if we did create a second species of sentient creatures capable of reproduction, how would we survive it? We can't even prevent war amongst humankind, how do you expect us to prevent it when we have to fight for dominance. There will be race issues. It's not a question of if, but when and how bad.

      I'm not for or against the concept of mixing species, because honestly I see both sides of the issue. I'm not a religious person so morally I think the only line comes with "humanity" and what we define as acceptable treatment. At what point do we say this mouse is no longer a mouse but should be treated with equal rights as a human? Hell, in the United States we had laws that treated /humans/ with different color skin as having less rights and not even fully human up until 1865 (13th adn 14th amendments to the Constitution). How long will it take to get half-human species equal rights?

      How much benefit will we get from this type of research? Is it truly worth the negatives of a divided society?

      bkr

      --
      "Growing old is inevitable; growing up is optional."
    3. Re:Faith comes from within, not from without. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Could you please indicate what a "soul" is ?

      The answer depends on who you ask. By the way, you don't have to be religious so believe in a soul. Jean-Paul Sartre was an athesist, but he believed that people had souls, though mortal ones.

      What does it look like ?

      What does air look like, or for that matter a quark?

    4. Re:Faith comes from within, not from without. by Photo_Nut · · Score: 1

      "We can't even prevent war amongst humankind, how do you expect us to prevent it when we have to fight for dominance."

      I don't. Our set of affairs is always a winner-take-all situation. Business is just as much about power as war is.

      "How much benefit will we get from this type of research? Is it truly worth the negatives of a divided society?"

      If our society isn't divided on other issues, why would this be any different? Our society is always divided. It's a blessing to have more than 2 opinions out there.

      "The problem is we don't know what situations we will live in. You can't predetermine evolution...that's the point of evolution to adapt to something that changes, be it environment, predators, disease, or whatever."

      Sure you can. We pick the largest grain to grow the next crop. We pick the largest crops, and breed "pure-bread" animals by sets of rules that we determine. So why can't/shouldn't we determine what the next advancement of the gene pool we will either selectively breed to get to or simply engineer our way in the lab? We live in several different kinds of environment that aren't technically speaking natural, but we could adapt our genes so that they were. What if we wanted gills to breathe water. Or maybe a recycling system in the body to adapt to being in space, where there is little storage, etc.

      "At what point do we say this mouse is no longer a mouse but should be treated with equal rights as a human? How long will it take to get half-human species equal rights?"

      Good question. Obviously, we have to get to the half-human stage of evolution first. It's an interesting point to ponder.

  193. Not hybrids by Alex+Belits · · Score: 2, Insightful

    First of all, I have to remind all of you (and especially to the obviously mentally deficient authors of the article) that chimeras are not hybrids because they do not have a combined DNA, and therefore can not produce offsprings that inherit their traits.

    Second, I really don't see what the problem is. Anyone wants to write an angry email to the Pope about the possibility of keeping human organs in glass jars? No? What about metal jars? Plastic? Quartz?

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  194. mmm cat girls by StormyWeather · · Score: 1

    Nuff said.

  195. time to find a new lab by mattr · · Score: 1

    Haven't read the article. But it seems that someone better invest heavily in some fabulous PR company to explain the word chimera and what is being done.

    Or else the scientists may have to worry about their lives. The backlash could be worse than against abortion clinics.

  196. Names by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 1

    Human and rabbit mixes? They have to be called "hubits" because they can't be called "ramans." Unless you put them in soup. Which the Chinese might do.

    My Chinese friends have told me that folks even buy fetus on the black market in Canton and eat it.

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  197. Computer models? by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 1

    Rifkin said, adding that sophisticated computer models can substitute for experimentation on live animals.

    No. No they can't. Even if we understood the whole human organism, which we don't, it's still a self modifying entity which can behave in ways not immediatly obvious based on its initial conditions.

    Why do people always advocate 'computer models' for such complex and poorly understood phenomenon. Besides the obvious self-righteous reasons, of course.

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  198. Chimeras - nothing new, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh puhleeze, chimeras are nothing new, what's new and troubling is that they get to be elected President. Two times in a row.

  199. Elephants ARE smart. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You dumbass, trying to imply otherwise just shows everyone here that you don't know anything about elephants.

  200. Mod parent up! by Prune · · Score: 1

    Let's see grandparent answer parent successfully!!

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  201. Thoughts about the Chimera. . . by BadluckShleprock · · Score: 1

    1. I wonder if they taste like chicken

    2. I, for one, welcome our new mutant leader. All Hail Chimera!!

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  202. Old news by illuminatedwax · · Score: 1
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  203. Hello? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cheetahra?

    Part android or not, I'd hit Nuku Nuku too.

    1. Re:Hello? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eh, nuku nuku was an android with the brain of a cat that looked like a human (although no part of her was really a human). If you're interested in non human objects that look human I hear real dolls come pretty close =P

  204. Disgusting by swamysk · · Score: 1

    What's the big idea?

  205. I, for one, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    welcome our new human/animal hybrid overlords.

  206. Mod Parent Up by Skorgu · · Score: 1

    ARGH why don't I have mod points? Or more preciesely, why do I never see posts like this when I do?

  207. So what if some mice escaped... by thrill12 · · Score: 1

    ..and breed new mice...
    We could soon have a whole mouse-army of Frankensteinian proportions !

    First indications of this will be when you find that the mouse has spend all night eating cheese from your mousetrap, while blocking the spring with a piece of wood.

    Or, he could be lifting the poison you laid on the ground straight to your cornflakes....

    Apart from this, the thing that would most worry me is a meriad of mice dancing on my table, while operating the remote control of my audio set...

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  208. What is better? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a) sex with a centauress

    -or-

    b) sex with a mare?

  209. That's your opinion... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  210. Line? by im_thatoneguy · · Score: 1

    What line? I was unaware that Homo Sapiens were not animals.

  211. Not news... by Bug2000 · · Score: 1

    Some already have a human president with a 1% mouse brain... :)

    No don't insist, I will not disclose any name.

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  212. favorite quote from TFA by linoleo · · Score: 1

    "We must be cautious not to violate the integrity of humanity or of animal life over which we have a stewardship responsibility," said Cheshire, a member of Christian Medical and Dental Associations. "Research projects that create human-animal chimeras risk disturbing fragile ecosystems..."

    Note:
    1. Cheshire (smiles a lot, I bet)
    2. member of. not the president, not the press secretary, not the janitor. just "a member".
    3. Medical and Dental Associations - reknowned science experts one and all.
    4. disturbing fragile ecosystems? huh?

    Looks like they had to turn over rocks to dig up a sufficiently alarming-sounding (if ludicrous) statement. The existence of a dentist somewhere who spews such nonsense is saddening but hardly surprising.

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  213. Mice with Human Brains......... by euro_hiker · · Score: 1

    ......But mice are already the most inteligent animal on the planet and have been experimenting on us for years........ if only we listened to those damn dolphins......

  214. er, right. not wrong. by bani · · Score: 3, Interesting

    the link you posted was brain to body weight ratios, which is completely irrelevant to the discussion.

    the parent poster was 100% correct. humans do have much brains several thousand times larger than mice, and human brain cells would not be optimal for living as a mouse.

    increase the mouse's brain size several thousand times, then there might be an issue with mouse sentience.

    it's rather unlikely you're going to get anything approaching sentience from 0.4 grams of brain cells.

    1. Re:er, right. not wrong. by phyruxus · · Score: 1
      >>it's rather unlikely you're going to get anything approaching sentience from 0.4 grams of brain cells.

      Yet somehow, today that man is the president of the united states.

      -1, offtopic
      -1, flamebait
      -1, troll
      -1, overratted

      ow, ow, ow ow..
      you can destroy my karma, but you can never wipe the smile off my face. :)

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    2. Re:er, right. not wrong. by Psykechan · · Score: 1

      But with miniturization technology growing, it won't be long before we can fit a whole human brain inside a mouse skull.

      Now excuse me, I have to go install a service pack.

  215. legality and ethics by N3wsByt3 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Might as well start arguing that a blastocyst is fully human. OK, if THAT is fully human, then why is an adult-derived stem cell not?"

    Because an adult-derived stemcell on itself can't grow into a baby? Ah yes, but maybe you don't consider it as 'fully'? After all, one could also argument that an 22 weeks old embryo isn't 'fully human', or a 9 months old one, or even a baby for that matter.

    The fact is, the line you draw between 'fully human' or 'partly human' or 'not human' (especially now with the chimeras) is completely arbitrary. So yes, it could be argumented that a blastocyst is human. As for the 'fully'...well, why should it be fully? And what is to considered fully? Physically, only adults are fully developed humans, and mentaly, one could argue that mentally handicapt people aren't 'fully' humans; a concept the Nazi's had agreed on, for instance.

    The problem with 'fully human' is that it is decided by another human, and one can wonder if that one is fully human in the first place.

    For me, it's enough that it is human, to raise ethical questions. It doesn't have to be 'fully', because then I ask myself the question who's going to decide whether it is or not, and why their view on things would be more right then that of mine. Since it's completely arbitrary, I don't think this can be done.

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    1. Re:legality and ethics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because an adult-derived stemcell on itself can't grow into a baby?

      A blastocyst can't grow into a baby by itself either.

  216. To boldly go where no one has gone before... by Pragnya · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Much of the argument against such research seems to be along the lines of "this is dangerous waters", or "you're trying to play God", or, to quote from the article, "It would deny that there is something distinctive and valuable about human beings that ought to be honored and protected," said Cohen One could view this "issue" in the same way Galileo saw the universe out there in his social context. That the earth was not the centre of the universe was unacceptable back then. Fast forward to now, such research simply challenges the "Man is the centre of the universe" postulate. What ego!

    1. Re:To boldly go where no one has gone before... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So respect for anything innate humanity is a binary state, you can either believe that humanity is the all important "center of the universe" OR that there is nothing of innate value in the humanity? What a limited way of thinking!

      I for one DO NOT think of humanity as the "center of the universe", but I do think there is something inheirant in being human that is of value. Such is the basis of believing in that human beings have some fundemental rights regardless of specifics and circumstances.

  217. Spare Parts for Transplant Surgery by ajs318 · · Score: 0

    Why do we need to use animals to grow spare parts for transplant surgery? Every day, millions of potentially-transplantable organs are burned or buried. Sometimes in the same crematoria / cemeteries as the people who could have been saved by an organ transplant. Organ donation, when you think about it, is really just the logical extension of recycling. And if you can be fined or sent to prison for not recycling your used bottles, cans and papers, then why should you be allowed to get away with not recycling used body parts?

    IMHO organ donation should not require consent, it should just be carried out. To deny someone the gift of life is probably the supreme act of selfishness. The living need organs, the dead do not, and the recently-bereaved are hardly in any fit state to make a rational decision.

    To pre-empt the "religious" arguments which will probably be raised: (1) Would we pander to a bunch of so-called "satanists" {satanism is actually a branch of christianity} who demanded to sacrifice thirteen virgins on every full moon "for religious reasons"? (2) Does any god who would deny someone admission to Heaven for someone who had saved another life, whilst admitting someone to Heaven who had denied another the gift of life, deserve to be worshipped? (3) Which is the greater sin: to bury or burn a valuable resource which could have saved a life, or to cut up a piece of meat without asking someone first?

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    1. Re:Spare Parts for Transplant Surgery by tweek · · Score: 1

      But just as you would not want someone to override your personal religious beliefs, it is wrong for you to try and override another person's belief.

      I'm an organ donor but I would in no way deny someone his personal religious convictions just for his organs.

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    2. Re:Spare Parts for Transplant Surgery by ajs318 · · Score: 1

      So if YOU were one of the thirteen virgins that a satanist cult wanted to sacrifice at the next full moon, you'd have no problem with that? You'd just offer yourself up for sacrifice rather than offend their sensibilities?

      And if not, what's the difference between sacrificing virgins in the name of religion and withholding the gift of life in the name of religion? Just because some "holy" book says something, it can still be WRONG. {Cf. the old Kosher and Halal ritual slaughter methods.}

      I restate my earlier assertion: A god who would deny you Eternal Life because you helped another deserves no worship.

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    3. Re:Spare Parts for Transplant Surgery by pclminion · · Score: 1
      (1) Would we pander to a bunch of so-called "satanists" {satanism is actually a branch of christianity} who demanded to sacrifice thirteen virgins on every full moon "for religious reasons"?

      There's an enormous problem with this argument. People who refuse to donate their organs are not killing anyone. Everybody has a right to life, but nobody has the right to take somebody's organs against their wishes.

      (2) Does any god who would deny someone admission to Heaven for someone who had saved another life, whilst admitting someone to Heaven who had denied another the gift of life, deserve to be worshipped?

      You are not in a position to dictate to others what is and is not worthy of worship. To do so would be to admit that you place no value in the concept of free religious practice. Why not just admit it? You want to do away with the separation of church and state. Only religions which fit certain criteria are allowed.

      (3) Which is the greater sin: to bury or burn a valuable resource which could have saved a life, or to cut up a piece of meat without asking someone first?

      As sin is a religious concept, the only person capable of judging what is and is not sin is the worshipper.

      Your opinions are tyrannical and dangerous. Luckily, you're just another sociopath ranting on Slashdot.

    4. Re:Spare Parts for Transplant Surgery by ajs318 · · Score: 1
      People who refuse to donate their organs are not killing anyone.
      I think failing to act in a way that would save someone's life comes a very close second to actually killing them. So do a great many people who have survived accidents that claimed their companions; search for "guilt of survivor" sometime.
      Everybody has a right to life, but nobody has the right to take somebody's organs against their wishes.
      True, but only living people have wishes. Dead people are a waste product, and waste products should be recycled where possible.
      You are not in a position to dictate to others what is and is not worthy of worship. To do so would be to admit that you place no value in the concept of free religious practice.
      Some practices are just plain wrong, religious or otherwise. The events of 11/9/2001, and of 21/11/1974, were carried out in the name of religion, by people who genuinely believed they were doing somebody a favour.
      You want to do away with the separation of church and state.
      Last time I checked, Church and State were one. Same woman in charge of both of them, anyway. Kind of ironic that a Church founded on the principle of easy divorce hasn't gone the whole way and divorced itself but there you go.
      Only religions which fit certain criteria are allowed.
      So are you saying it's OK to sacrifice virgins at midnight on Full Moon, provided it's done in the name of religion? Are you saying it's OK to bleed a fully conscious animal to death, provided it's done in the name of religion? And if not, why is it somehow OK to deny someone else the gift of life in the name of religion?
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  218. 1% Human brains by vikstar · · Score: 1

    Weissman has already created mice with brains that are about one percent human.

    I know a few humans with the very same feature.

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  219. Science Fiction by DeanFox · · Score: 1


    I don't think it was Dr Zhivago, but something like that. A mad scientist movie where he moves to a deserted island to do just this? Rejected by his peers and society he creates animal people and the whole thing blows up in his face?

    Probably the only science fiction movie that has ever come true. At least for the beginning. We've yet to see the ending

    1. Re:Science Fiction by Cheerio+Boy · · Score: 1

      I don't think it was Dr Zhivago, but something like that. A mad scientist movie where he moves to a deserted island to do just this? Rejected by his peers and society he creates animal people and the whole thing blows up in his face?

      The Island of Doctor Moreau is the movie you're thinking of.

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  220. This will make casting for the next Spiderman... by msauve · · Score: 0

    movie so much easier. And open up new doors, just imaging a feature length "Pinky and the Brain," with real actors! ("Are you pondering what I'm pondering, Pinky?" "I think so, Brain, but on /. no one knows you're a mouse.")

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  221. How is this wrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The premise, human is 'special', ignores the correlation between brain size/structure and intelligence/self-awareness. Giant chickens bread for 8 gallon eggs complaining, 'hurts real bad', as they lay is GOOD? Putting a bit of human brain genetics in a mouse size brain that is no better as solving the maze is BAD?

    Narrow minded /. posters regurgitate popular press and TeeVee, complete with product placements, as moral stance. Char-broiled worm burgers will help you lose weight, cure erectile dysfunction, depression, $blah deficit disorder, and wax your car.

    Once upon a time opposable thumbs and phrenological characteristics defined 'human' now it's a bit of genetic sequence.

    Think. Aside from 'prove me wrong' testamental arguments, 'human' is a pretty broad distribution of intelligence, abilities, and self awareness. In some cases a minor genetic difference leaves a 'human' with less intelligence than a normal mouse. Other than physical characteristics and a majority of common genetic material, is this abberation any more 'human' than the mouse?

  222. They already did this with mice and humans by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Some pharma company came up with mice which had the same type of blood cells as humans. Or something like that. They cost more than regular mice, but they were front page news, like eight years ago or so. They were patented and all that.

    Who the heck cares?

    Every time you pick a mate, you're messing with DNA.

    Well, actually. . , the problem is that the control belongs to soulless corps. How long until they start breeding dumber humans with a gene which makes people reflexively want to Buy Useless Crap. Or react poorly to non-GM foods. Or work smarter with fewer complaints. Oh, the list is endless in a lame sci-fi kind of way.

    The comforting thing is that they never paid much attention to anything but the most trivial 'augmented soldier' nonsense on Star Trek, which leads me to think that it's probably not much of a problem we'll be needing to make any choices about in our current reality. There's not really enough time left to worry about this kind of thing. --The damage was done back when humans were first written. (Clever adjustments were made, such as linking sexual pleasure to violence, and activating the capacity for a strong sense of jealousy. Among other things.)


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  223. Give me a LIGER by adamUndefined · · Score: 2, Funny

    Forget all this chimera stuff. I want a liger. They are only the coolest animal ever. GOSH!

  224. Put it on an island by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Named Crete and let's see if legend becomes true. Of course that would require half human and half bull though...

  225. a luddit anti-tech position by N3wsByt3 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    heh...well, despite being a slashdotter (in some sense, at least), I'm actually pro-tech. And yet, I do think there are ethical issues here. A voice of reason is all very well, and I think a lot of people lack that, but it doesn't mean you have to agree with everything that science does. Science, after all, is done by scientists, and scientists are only humans too. Being inhumane is part of the human nature (even though it sounds contradictory).

    I hate it likewise, that anyone argumenting against some scientific development or research is portrayed as being 'anti-tech', or some sort of zealot. I, for instance, I'm very much pro science, more so then the joe doe on the street, I believe. I'm neither a green animal/tree-hugger nor a christian catholic (well, exept by birth, but I hadn't anything of a say in that). I consider myself to be an agnostic.

    Yet, I do think that some experiments where there is a melting of humans and animals should be severely controlled, restricted, and in some cases, forbidden, indeed. This has a very clear (and rational, btw) reason: if you start with the premise that humans can't be experimented on (because it is unethical), not even to advance science, then the melting of animals and humans obviously cause problems. Namely, when does it remain animal, and when does it become human?

    Where ever one draws the line, it is clear that there is such a line, and it is also clear that that line is fully arbitrary. I would say that any chimera experiments might produce something that could be considered, at least partly, human. And are we going to allow human experiments, even if they have animal genes in them? I would say no.

    Then again, we already experiment on human embryos as well, so clearly the line IS arbitrary. However, rest assured I consider that ethical burdersome too, and I think if one wants to stay consistent, one should forbid that too.

    Consistency is a nice thing. ;-)

    I do not develop my view out of a zealot-green or catholic beliefsystem, but rather on a basic premise and rational thinking. Somehow, this seems implausable to other people proclaiming to be progressive or scientifically minded (which I consider myself to belong too). Progress is good, but not to all costs, and I do think sometimes the price can be too high. And let's face it, in reality, in science, there is often more then one way to get the same useful data. The matter of fact is, scientists, being human, often do unethical things (sometimes downright illegal things) to cut corners or because it is more easy, not because it's the only way in the universe to proceed and progress.

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  226. Equality in the workplace by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And just imagine... with all those hairs and whiskers and the furry fans thinking of them as sexual objects, they'll have to work twice as hard to be taken seriously in the workplace. Only twice, mind. ;)

  227. Animal rights by PhilHibbs · · Score: 1
    Biotechnology activist Jeremy Rifkin ... believes animals have the right to exist without being tampered with or crossed with another species

    So "animals", as a group, have rights that preclude the existence, in laboratories, of certain experiments. That doesn't make sense. Do they have the right not to be infected by viruses? Do they have the right to prevent humans from selectively breeding other animals? Do they have the right not to evolve?

    Is he saying that a non-existent animal hybrid has the right to continue not existing?

    I wish DRM technologies had the right not to be invented.
  228. Eh, Um, Excuse me, .. by OneSmartFellow · · Score: 2, Insightful

    but aren't humans already animals ?

  229. ok by N3wsByt3 · · Score: 1

    Because, if you put a blastocell in it's natural ideal conditions (womb, and all that), it grows out (or can grow out) into a baby, and when you you place an adult-derived stemcell in it's natural ideal condictions, it doesn't (and can't)?

    My point was, one CAN argument it both ways, and it really is arbitrary. The parent poster thinks he has an overriding (ratioanl) viewpoint, but he hasn't. Being rational or not has nothing to do with it; it's a matter of premise. One can argument, completely rationally, that severely mentally handicapt people should not be considered fully human, for instance.

    Feel free to demonstarte I'm wrong, and that the ethical question of when you consider something human as being human is not arbitrary, but can be demonstrated in an objective, scientific manner.

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    1. Re:ok by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One can argument, completely rationally, that severely mentally handicapt people should not be considered fully human, for instance.

      So what you are saying is that it's a matter of terminology. I hate to point out the obvious, but somebody who isn't entirely fluent in English can't really participate properly in such an argument (with people speaking English of course; feel free to have the argument with people speaking your native language).

      Feel free to demonstarte I'm wrong, and that the ethical question of when you consider something human as being human is not arbitrary

      This is my precise point. Whether something is human or not raises no ethical issues at all. Whether something is a person or not raises plenty of ethical questions. But when you don't speak English very well, I have no way of knowing whether you'll understand the difference.

      This isn't meant as an insult, by the way. I can hardly understand a word of any natural language other than English.

    2. Re:ok by N3wsByt3 · · Score: 1

      "So what you are saying is that it's a matter of terminology. I hate to point out the obvious, but somebody who isn't entirely fluent in English can't really participate properly in such an argument (with people speaking English of course; feel free to have the argument with people speaking your native language)."

      I beg to differ. First of all, it's not simply a matter of terminology; even when one would say it in the most beautiful language and be entirely fluent, it still wouldn't change the fact that it is arbitrarly. NOT the word or concept 'human' is arbitrarly, but the ethical view one has is.

      Secondly, even if you were right I would disagree; in my opinion, it is sufficient that someone understands what is meant, whether or not someone is 'entirely fluent' or not. But in any case, I wasn't talking about semantics.

      "This is my precise point. Whether something is human or not raises no ethical issues at all. Whether something is a person or not raises plenty of ethical questions. But when you don't speak English very well, I have no way of knowing whether you'll understand the difference."

      As I said, my point was NOT whether the concept of a human could be deemed differently, but rather that the ethical viewpoint one has can not be shown to be wrong or right, nor even 'rational' or 'valid'. You exchange the word human for person, but that doesn't solve anything, really. One could still argument a mentally handicapt is not a person, or a baby is not a person, because (for instance) it can not produce a coherent thought. thus, following this reasoning, one could ethically be allowed to experiment on handicapts and babies...something few will agree too, including those that claim there is no ethical concern, because they are being rational about it.

      Despite some claims to the contrary, I'm rather inclined to think I'm being rational about it too, yet it does not mean I think those proclaiming there are no ethical problems are right. As one can see, the reasonings so far, when consitently applied, would lead to something that many would consider to be unethical, even to those that started the reasoning.

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  230. "sophisticated new computer models" by mosb1000 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "There are other ways to advance medicine and human health besides going out into the strange, brave new world of chimeric animals," Rifkin said, adding that sophisticated computer models can substitute for experimentation on live animals."

    Unless there have been huge leaps in our understanding of biology and chemistry, as well as huge advances in mathematics and computer science and increases in computer manufacturing technology-that I am not aware of, this last statement is most certainly not true. If a computer model could replace animal testing, it would be done. Do people just think that scientists enjoy torturing innocent animals"

    Honestly, the absurdity of this argument is appalling. There are two alternatives to animal testing, human testing and no testing.

  231. Human brains? by Phanatic1a · · Score: 1

    And at Stanford University in California an experiment might be done later this year to create mice with human brains.

    Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

  232. Human -- nay, western -- perspective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, but you're judging from your own cultural perspective. In tribal cultures, taking it easy when not occasionally hunting for food is quite natural. Most animals seem to have the same idea, no matter how intelligent. Moreover, aggressive responses have nothing to do with intelligence either, and it's not like the cow can talk you out of it. Judging other creatures by the standards of a western 21st century human culture is smallminded, at best.

  233. No difference.. by Dodecha · · Score: 1

    Personaly i don't like emphasising difference between humans and animals.. we are both part of the same evolution. We are carbon based life forms, some breathe through gills, some lungs. The only difference is that we have built so much and understand things around us (who says animals don't :D ).

    But we're basicly the same when it comes to Primal needs, feeding, mating, killing rivals etc..

  234. This is not new by Rui+del-Negro · · Score: 1

    If you visit any computer lab you'll find a lot of creatures that clearly aren't quite human. Although I suspect some of them are part vegetable, now that I think about it.

    RMN
    ~~~

  235. Err by dnaumov · · Score: 1

    So when exactly did human stop being an animal as well?

  236. it's true by melvo · · Score: 1

    I think i've met a few of those pigs with the blood of humans

  237. OT: In response to your sig… by Compact+Dick · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...I offer you the following corrections:

    I don't think any concious person...

    Conscious.

    ...extremely causious with such experiments

    Cautious.

    ...both of nature and eachother

    Each other.

    Your willingness to learn is impressive, as is your current grasp of English. Keep up the good work.

    Cheers,
    CD

  238. but wait... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "In Minnesota last year researchers at the Mayo Clinic created pigs with human blood flowing through their bodies."

    I thought we already had politicians?

  239. destruction by Dark_Link2135 · · Score: 1

    island of dr moreau anyone?

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  240. or is it? by N3wsByt3 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "That's because there are a number of people on slashdot that don't really understand science or its underpinnings."

    Or, maybe, they do understand, but they do not agree?

    As I have said before, I dislike this kind of 'if you're not for science, you're against it' mentality. It sounds Bushy to me. I have made several posts in this thread why I still think there are ethical issues, and that some of this (chimera) research should be forbidden. It has *nothing* to do with being anti-science or being non-rational. In fact, you would be hardpressed to find a regular reply/poster to me that would claim I'm not a staunch fan of using rational and logic reasoning. Ask Halo1 if you have any doubts ;-).

    Yet, I do not agree with a laissez-faire viewpoint, just because it advances science, for the reasons I mentionned in my other posts. I find it hugely disturbing that anyone that opposes some form(s) of scientific research would be deemed irrational, just because he does so. Since when did scientific progress became the new dogmatic principle? *That* is quite unscientific, actually.

    " Sure, they can plug a CPU into a motherboard, install a service pack, perhaps even a linux distro. But they're incapable of critical thought (especially reflective critical thought, but that's another story), and have difficulty applying reason or logic."

    What I said above: your conclusion (or at least insinuatuion) that because someone is not for it, he is incapable of critical thought and has difficulty applying reason or logic, is premature at best, and flawed at worst. It is just because I think in a critical and rational way (and consistent), that I DO see (ethical) problems, and that I DO think some forms of research should be forbidden.

    "Engineers with rigorous formal training are usually the first to admit that they are not scientists. Engineers with sloppy minds and little formal training think they know it all, or think that what they know in one area is easily transfered to another completely different area."

    I must confess I usually think I know it all. ;-)

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    1. Re:or is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Or, maybe, they do understand, but they do not agree?"

      See the problem there is that this doens't actualy act as an exception to the statment that there are a lot of people on slash dot who think they understand science... but don't. I mean I have also noticed this phenomenon, but find its most clearly visible in people who *do* agree with my own point of view on issues. Because when I see an argument in favor of my position that still strikes me as specious then I can be pretty sure that I'm not just pulling a sour grapes and trying to discount all evidence counter to my personal beliefs. I personally find I need to give much more consideration to arguments I do disagree with just to guard against succumbing to selection bias. Parroting the 'right' conclusion for the wrong reasons does not demonstrate understanding.

    2. Re:or is it? by vertinox · · Score: 1

      I think what the parent is trying to say Engineers != Scientists.

      I consider myself and engineer and a master of my domain, but I will freely admit I know nothing about advanced Physics, Biology, and Quantum Mechanics.

      For example if a commitee of Scientists told me they were going to shoot atomic bombs into the Sun to create a black hole in order to save mankind I would most likley say "You know guys... That sounds like a bad idea, but since you're the experts and had decades of experience on the subject I'll agree to it."

      To tell you the truth I can't really think of one example of a bad mess that actual Scientists have gotten us in. Well there was the Atomic bomb, but scientists created that on the request of the military and the military deployed it. Not the scientists and I don't recall having to stay in a Fallout shelter so apparently we haven't really made a mistake with that technology.

      I think regular mankind (myself included) likes to fear the possibilities of global disasters caused by science. So as far as much I can tell, all scientific evils were always sponsored by evil political groups and evil governments and not some lone mad scientist bent on world domination.

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    3. Re:or is it? by N3wsByt3 · · Score: 1

      "I think regular mankind (myself included) likes to fear the possibilities of global disasters caused by science."

      I agree completely. I do not like, nor do I believe, any doom-scenario's that predict that, because of science, we will all perish or society will crumble.

      The lone scientist that is capable of such a thing, may be found in genetically engineering some virus, but apart from that theorethic possibility, I really don't see it happening in any other way. Groups are far more dangerous, in that regard. And I'm an optimist in the sense that I think whatever mess we will get in, it will be thanks to science that we will get out of it too.

      That said, I wasn't talking about any doomsday frankenstein-vision, I was merely talking about the ethics of science and scientists. And I am sure you can think of more then one example where scientists have been unethical. In fact, it's rampant, as it is with any group of people. after all, it's not science that is weak, but the scientists themselves, being human, they fall prey to the weakness that all humans know: profit, social or corporate pressure, bias, ideology, status among peers, ego, etc. Unethical behaviour is not unknown to scientists.

      and, while I applaud to ever-continuing search for scientific progress, it is also not unheard of that many scientists will go further and further for the pursuit of knowledge, not fully aware of the consequences of their actions. I'm glad you mentionned the A-bom: it's a prime example of that. Many scientists, afterwarss, felt horrorified by the use of their creation, yet, shouldn't they have been aware of the very predictable use of it by the military?

      It's the old question of whether a scientist is responsible for the use of his creation. Some would say no, but I think that's just taking the easy way out. If you could forsee the use of your creation, and didn't want it to be used that way, yet you did nothing to prevent or at least minimise the negative aspects of it...then, in my book, yes, you are, at least partly responsable. One can't shove of one's responsability so easily buy saying 'they (the military, etc.) did it, not me!'. That's like the Church in the 15th century saying "It's not we that burn the withches, it's the secular magistrate!", after they sentenced someone to be burned alive. I think it's rather hypocrite. You create something; you are responsable for what happens to that creation, and what *it* does to people and society. The fact that others use it in ways you did not wish, does not absolve you completely from any responsability, me thinks.

      Anyway, I disgress. While doomsdayscenarios may be bullocks, unethical behaviour is not, and this type of chimera-research defnitaly has ethical issues on it, and those that claim it doesn't are talking crap or only from a limited personal viewpoint. Sure, you can find chimeras to be no ethical issue, but history has proven more then once that even humans can be a non-issue. If you allow human/animal mixing, sooner or later the question has to be asked what or whome it is, exacly, that scientists are experimenting on. I'd rather ask it sooner then later. And I'd rather have laws prohibiting unethical experiments beforhand then after they have occured.

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  241. Animal disease cross over to humans by neckdeepinspecialsau · · Score: 1
    I only wonder if this will make animal easier for animan disease to cross over to humans. With all the talk of sars and the bird flu.

    Gkack! ... uh sorry just a hairball.

  242. The Rats of Nihm by randomErr · · Score: 1
    "And at Stanford University in California an experiment might be done later this year to create mice with human brains."


    Watch put Mrs. Frisby, the Rats of Nimh are coming for your children.
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    You say things that offend me and I can deal with it. Can you?
    1. Re:The Rats of Nihm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is N.I.M.H. or NIMH, not Nimh. NIMH is clearly a reference to the U.S. National Institute of Mental Health, a connection that is explicit in the film version.

  243. Liger... by LoverOfJoy · · Score: 1
    Forget monkey man. I want a liger!

    It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a lion and a tiger mixed... bred for its skills in magic.
    http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0374900/

    1. Re:Liger... by QMO · · Score: 1

      There was a live liger named "Shasta".
      Dead for some years, though. I saw her stuffed at Hogle Zoo.

      Sorry, no limerick.

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      Exam 4/C again. Maybe I'll do better this time.
  244. Justifying abortion? by cno3 · · Score: 1

    I wonder if the reason that some groups are upset over this is because they see it (particularly things like the killing of the human-brained mice) as a "backdoor" way to justify abortion, by blurring the boundaries as to what a human is through scientific means?

    (I mean, a lot of the funamentalists view just about anything as an attack on their beliefs anyhow, going as far as to extrapolate rampant bestiality from gay marriage. And they seem to have a general distrust of science in general...)

  245. RE: NIMH... by Sabathius · · Score: 0

    Rats with human brains? I guess those guys never saw the secret of NIMH. (Or read "Mrs. Frisby and the Rats of NIMH")... Maneuvers of this nature are dangerous. Accidents could happen. - Jenner

  246. If _you_ had ever been on a farm... by kahei · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ...you would have noticed that dumb as they are, cows are still vastly more intelligent than most other food animals. Compared to sheep, cows are geniuses standing around in their fields discussing quantum physics and Sartre.

    Cows can learn to open doors -- no mean feat for an animal that has evolved with no concept at all of manipulating objects (cf dogs which naturally carry stuff) and has then been bred purely for food for a few centuries. Cows can plot a path home from today's field to the shed -- sheep will just stand there and die of cold. Cows can actually learn not to eat poisonous things, which makes them Einsteins among farm animals (horse owners will know what I mean here).

    I'd say the only creatures on the farm smarter than cows are the dogs, the pigs, and mayyyybe the cats.

    And maybe the people.

    Although not in every case.

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    1. Re:If _you_ had ever been on a farm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I'd say the only creatures on the farm smarter than cows are the dogs, the pigs, and mayyyybe the cats."

      Let's see: cows stand around waiting to be eaten, pigs are the same except they get spaller pens, and dogs and people have to work for a living. I'd say that makes cats the smartest...

    2. Re:If _you_ had ever been on a farm... by Log+from+Blammo · · Score: 1

      Pigs are as smart as--if not smarter than--dogs. The only edge cats have over either is that they don't eat poop.

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      "This quote is a product of the Frobozz Magic Quote Company."
    3. Re:If _you_ had ever been on a farm... by Dwarfgoat · · Score: 1

      (horse owners will know what I mean here).

      Agreed. Chokecherry trees must taste REALLY good.

      Horses, which also learn pretty quickly how to open doors (especially when said door leads to an area containing food), are also some the most brain-dead, stupid, idiotic (did I mention STUPID?) animals to have graced this planet. They have only three moods I'll call "eating," "sleeping," and "complete, utter panic."

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    4. Re:If _you_ had ever been on a farm... by heka-rup · · Score: 0

      "The only edge cats have over either is that they don't eat poop."

      My cat does. He's German.

    5. Re:If _you_ had ever been on a farm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "No concept at all of manipulating objects (cf dogs which naturally carry stuff)"

      wtf is a cold fusion dog?

    6. Re:If _you_ had ever been on a farm... by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      Cats are also smart enough NOT to do stupid tricks just because their owner tells them to. This is relative to dogs; AFAIK, pigs don't do stupid tricks on command either.

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    7. Re:If _you_ had ever been on a farm... by gtkuhn · · Score: 1

      I think the reason people disagree on the intelligence of cats is two-fold.

      First, some cats are much smarter than others. They really have a wide variety of personalities and cognitive abilities. As a cat owner most of my life, I have had both very smart and bafflingly stupid cats. Most are pretty bright, tho.

      Second, unless you have a close relationship with the cat in question it will not care about you one whit, except perhaps to stay out of your way and you'll likely never realize it's mental capacities because unlike a dog seeking approval the cat does not desire to impress you.

      One of my cats seems quite smart in her ability to commmunicate weather she wants food, to go out, to play, to be petted. She sits and stares at me till i ask, "You wanna go out?" Stares. "You want food?" Stares. "You want to play?" MEOW! It's kinda cool.

  247. Cross breeds by Jaiden · · Score: 1

    So, how many asses does that make?

    [Inside the South Park Genetic Engineering Ranch]
    Moreau: I'm so pleased that you children are interested in genetic engineering.
    Cartman: Eh, it's ok Fluffy, nobody's going to hurt you.
    Moreau: It's thanks to the wonders of genetic engineering that soon there will be an end to hunger, disease, pollution, even war. I have created things that will change the world for the better. For instance, here is a monkey with four asses.
    Monkey: Mhhh.
    Kyle: How does that make the world better?
    Moreau: And here, of course, is my four assed ostrich. And my four assed mongoose.
    Stan: Do you have anything besides just animals with four asses?
    Moreau: Oh, uh, I suppose so uh. Oh yes, over here. Here I have rats splice with ducks, and gorillas spliced with mosquitos, and here I have rabbits spliced with fish to make little, bunny fish.
    Cartman: Heyyy, these bunny ears are tied on with little strings.
    Moreau: And over here, swiss cheese spliced with chalk, and a beard.

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  248. Ultimately a question of morality by yetanothertechie · · Score: 1


    Like it or not, it all boils down to morality. There's no question that scientists will continue to make progress in this area. There's also no question that there could be dramatic benefits or drawbacks.

    The question becomes SHOULD it be done. People's response to this depends on where they fall on the morality of it: are there moral concerns to this or not? If so, where is the line drawn between moral and immoral experiments and activities.

    It's intellectually dishonest to dismiss either side of the argument. If you believe there are no moral qualms with this, you at least need to admit that if others feel there are that doesn't make them stupid. If you believe there are moral qualms, that doesn't make those who believe otherwise evil.

    Identify where you stand on the morality question, flesh out detailed reasons for your position, and debate. You're not going to convince anyone with shouting and name-calling.

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  249. the new ethics of the 21st century (?) by N3wsByt3 · · Score: 1

    "Why? A mouse with a brain that is genetically human is hardly making a mouse that has a human brain."

    And a human with a brain that is genetically that of a mouse, is hardly making a mouse that has a human brain neither. I mean, think of the possibilities! If one would be able to create complete bodies, but with no human brain, you can't call them humans, right? And imagine the harvesting of organs that could be done! We could use spare parts like changing parts on a car, and live twice as long in good health!

    In fact, maybe we don't have to wait for mouse brains: you could use ape-brains, or just genetically manipulate the bodies so they don't produce the (front)lobes that produce higher thought. In fact, we have human bodies even now, that are exactly like that, in mental institutions! Why wait any longer; let's engineer and clone a multi-usable 'crawler' and use that creature for spare parts! It would make any man or corporation rich beyond their dreams - and you help thousands of (paying) customers at the same time, so it can't be bad!

    And hey, if some ethic commision would protest, throw in some animal genes and claim it's an animal now, and all your probs are gone. Nothing should stand in the way of scientific progress and corporate profit (though not necessary in that order)!!

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  250. In other news... by Colonel+Cholling · · Score: 3, Funny

    Scientists attempted to make a pig-elephant chimera, only to find that pig and elephant DNA just won't splice.

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    I am Sartre of the Borg. Existence is futile.
    1. Re:In other news... by narcc · · Score: 1

      Well, duh! Didn't you ever hear that song by loverboy?

    2. Re:In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Scientists succed in makeing a pig-pidgeon chimera.


      The Gehenna Bobsled team takes home the Gold Medal.


      Bureaucrats discover how to make life easier (and do it).

      /.-ers all take a break, and head off to Milliways, for breakfast.

  251. Not so Fast! by Dust'-_-'Worm · · Score: 1

    "...a hybrid creature that's part human, part animal." According to Merriam Webster m-w.com this is what Chimera is: 1 a capitalized : a fire-breathing she-monster in Greek mythology having a lion's head, a goat's body, and a serpent's tail Correct me if I am wrong in here. Chimere is not a human at all isn't?

  252. Virus Species Jump by theguyfromsaturn · · Score: 1

    I haven't RTFA, of course, but this topic in itself brings up very serious concerns about viruses getting a boost into jumping the species barrier. And even a benign virus can become extremely lethal to a new population that has never been exposed to it. Many deaths, and virus generations, are necessary before natural selection makes the new virus less lethal to its new host.

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  253. April Fools? by Andrewkov · · Score: 1

    Is it April 1 already?

  254. Manimal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Didn't there used to be a TV show about that?

  255. Yeah because you know those Canadian fundies by paranode · · Score: 1
    They have already banned it in Canada and not the US. From TFA:

    "Last year Canada passed the Assisted Human Reproduction Act, which bans chimeras. Specifically, it prohibits transferring a nonhuman cell into a human embryo and putting human cells into a nonhuman embryo.

    Cynthia Cohen is a member of Canada's Stem Cell Oversight Committee, which oversees research protocols to ensure they are in accordance with the new guidelines.

    She believes a ban should also be put into place in the U.S."

    Considering Canada's political atmosphere compared to that of the US, I would tend to agree that religion is not really involved at this point, but general overall scientific ethics (or lack thereof, depending on your POV).

  256. ah, yes, Moral Consistency by N3wsByt3 · · Score: 1

    But I could also return the question: if it's not wrong to kill a mouse with a nominally human brain, why then should a human body with the same nominally human brain not be killed or experimented on?

    And if it is not wrong, why wait untill we have created them in a lab? We already have severely mentally handicapt people (missing the complete front lobes, for instance, which makes them vegetate, let alone show mental activity as some animals can)...we could use them right now!

    I agree that consistency is extremely important, also (and maybe even more) in ethical issues, but one should be careful which premise one starts with.

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  257. Dr. Moreau. Calling Dr. Moreau!! by mlmurray · · Score: 1

    Sorry. I just had to reference this: http://www.bartleby.com/1001/.

  258. Pictures? by springbox · · Score: 1

    Are there any real life pictures of these hybrids? I would be interested to see how they turned out.

  259. Pictures? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I want pictures, now.

  260. Cross-Breeding Humans by TrueJim · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Horses and donkeys, of course, can cross-breed to create mules. I recall from one college class (physical anthropology) a discussion about the fact that, in principle, humans and chimps could also cross-breed, though of course the offspring would (like a mule) be sterile. As discussed here: http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=152885 2&lastnode_id=1694132 the number of chromosomes don't necessarily need to be the same, as long as the chromosomes are "homologous" and the male has the fewer number of chromosomes. So in theory we could make a human chimera via simple cross-breeding.

    From the "everything2.com" article referenced above:

    "liger = male lion + female tiger
    tigon or tiglon = male tiger + female lion

    mule = male donkey + female horse
    hinny = male horse + female donkey (jenny)

    zorse = zebra + horse
    zonkey or zebrass = zebra + donkey (ass)
    cama = camel + llama
    catalo or beefalo = buffalo + cattle
    yakalo = yak + buffalo
    wholphin = whale + dolphin (specifically a false killer whale and a bottlenose dolphin)

    Toast of Botswana = goat + sheep
    Obviously this deserves some clarification. While a sheep can be impregnated by a goat, the kid/lamb is always stillborn... except in one case in the early 1990s. This animal was nicknamed the Toast of Botswana. Since it was the only one ever known to have lived, no other name has been given to a goat/sheep combination."

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    1. Re:Cross-Breeding Humans by http101 · · Score: 1

      Its ok, in some college dorms and on some farms, human males and sheep have been breeding (or making feeble attempts at doing so) for decades...

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  261. Manimal by qray · · Score: 1

    I guess that show wasn't so far fetched after all

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  262. Inmoral? by chord.wav · · Score: 1

    Think about how inmoral was to open a body to "operate" in the past.

  263. are you sure about that? by ALpaca2500 · · Score: 4, Funny

    i think someone's been watching too much Full Metal Alchemist...

  264. The 80s called! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They want their TV series back!

  265. How long will our culture survive... by leandrod · · Score: 1

    How long will we survive now that our iniquity (Gn XV:16) is filling up so quickly?

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  266. Blurring the line by foolip · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This article is very interesting from an animal animal liberation/animal rights point of view. Some of the arguments made on both sides are pretty weak:

    But creating human-animal chimeras [...] has raised troubling questions: What new subhuman combination should be produced and for what purpose? At what point would it be considered human? And what rights, if any, should it have?

    The assumption seems to be that if we are able to decide when a chimera becomes human, we have solved part of the issue. Why would knowing that an organism is human make a moral difference? If something is genetically human or not does not make a morally relevany difference unless you take a speciecist position claiming that species membership is morally relevant in itself. No defense of that position has to my knowledge been presented.

    Also, it is difficult to see how there can be any new questions of rights since the genetic make-up of an individual is not what grants (or should grant) moral rights in the first place.

    Biotechnology activist Jeremy Rifkin is opposed to crossing species boundaries, because he believes animals have the right to exist without being tampered with or crossed with another species.

    He concedes that these studies would lead to some medical breakthroughs. Still, they should not be done.

    The problem with any theory of rights is that it does not take into the consideration the consequences of an action beyond which rights are violated, in this case Rifkin claims that it doesn't matter what medical breakthroughs will result, it is still wrong to cross species boundaries. How does this make sense?

    It is also interesting that he believes that animals have the rights not to be crossed with other species -- but who's rights are being violated when that is done? Unless the stem cells being tampered with have rights (how could this possibly be?) it must be the rights of the fully developed chimera which is constantly violated, since it is a cross of different species. But unless the chimera is in some way hurt by being the crossing of two species, what reasonable ground can there be for claiming that its rights are violated anymore than the rights of the mule -- the mixing of a horse and a donkey? Does the fact that humans have deliberately created a new genetic make-up make a moral difference? Why?

    Last year Canada passed the Assisted Human Reproduction Act, which bans chimeras. Specifically, it prohibits transferring a nonhuman cell into a human embryo and putting human cells into a nonhuman embryo.

    The Act bans chimeras only when one party is genetically human. How can this be justified? This is a law, and does not carry any ethical/moral weight, but what possible arguments could lay behind the law? Cynthia Cohen gives us an answer:

    Creating chimeras, she said, by mixing human and animal gametes (sperms and eggs) or transferring reproductive cells, diminishes human dignity.

    "It would deny that there is something distinctive and valuable about human beings that ought to be honored and protected"

    "Human dignity", a fancy phrase that sound nice, but is devoid of any meaning. It is the last resort when arguments from a factual basis fail, or maybe a reflection of religious beliefs. She puts it pretty clearly when implying that it would be wrong to "deny that there is something distinctive and valuable about human beings that ought to be honored and protected". This should be denied, vigorously, as it is the basis of much unjustified oppression of non-human animals. Until it is shown what characteristic of humans are "distinctive and valuable" that exists in all humans and does not exist in any non-human animals, there is no merit to the idea of a special human dignity. It is nothing more than poorly masked discrimination on the sole basis of species membership, something which holds

    1. Re:Blurring the line by panda · · Score: 1

      Wow! That's almost exactly what I was going to say.

      I believe I can answer the last question implied in your summation. No one seeks to answer the question of what truly differentiates humans from other animals, because to answer it trutfully, you realize that the answer is "nothing." The more we've learned about other species, the more we've learned what we all have in common. It's pure hubris and willful ignorance that keeps people believing that humans are not animals and that we are somehow "better" than the other species.

      I realized a long time ago that the universe does not care, and that we are not special. However, most people will not allow themselves to come to that conclusion because it requires throwing off all the old, cozy notions of human supremacy that are steeped in superstition. Many could not face living in a world where nothing ultimately matters, so they build their little world views, their deities, and their dubious ethical stances all so that they can wake up the next morning and feel good about themselves.

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      Just be sure to wear the gold uniform when you beam down -- you know what happens when you wear the red one.
    2. Re:Blurring the line by ChozCunningham · · Score: 1
      But Cheshire also seems to put some relevance in "species integrity", most likely because of christian beliefs, which cannot simply be taken to be true and needs to be argued for.

      This could mean a desire to prevent a situation of inter-breeding between chimeras and closely related naturally found animals. In this case, by "natural" I mean animal species that have come into existence without the design of man, as well as ones we have created through selectve breeding that we enjoy, as they are, now.

      I see no reason this need to be assumed to be a religious position, and could just be a recognized risk of making new animals in a lab. One, or more, could turn out, in time, to be highly viable in the wild, and lead to a replacement of an endagered or other species of animal we want to keep around.

      Excellent post, btw, interesting thoughts.

    3. Re:Blurring the line by BCGlorfindel · · Score: 1

      If something is genetically human or not does not make a morally relevany difference unless you take a speciecist position claiming that species membership is morally relevant in itself. No defense of that position has to my knowledge been presented.
      It is nonetheless signifying that almost everyone makes a moral distinction between humans and non-human animals, and that this is never questioned even in an article on a topic which so obviously leads us to question what differentiates humans and non-human animals. It indicates that in our time few take the interest of animals seriously,

      The moral distinction between humand and non-human animals is made because WE ARE HUMAN. We consider our own lives and the lives of our fellow humans to be of greater importance than those of other animals. If two humans and a cow are stranded on an island who's going to get eaten first? Morally we look out for each other before animals. I would turn your question back on you and ask what is wrong about taking such an ethical stance?

      Looking at humans as superior does not imply that we should torture other animals. We can declare ourseleves superior and promote the humane treatment of animals at the same time. We sit uncontestedly at the top of the food chain(unless you'd like to count virii,bacteria),we've been to the moon, we have art and culture. When training a chimp or Gorilla to interact at the level of a 5 year old human is consider a massive undertaking, what does that say about our relative mental capabilities? There seems to be plenty of reason to believe that at a bare minimum our capabilities as humans are superior to those of other creatures. Why must such an observation require that we not still treat other animals with respect and dignity?

    4. Re:Blurring the line by foolip · · Score: 1

      I suspect that we do not really disagree a great deal, but maybe I need to clarify my case.

      I do not doubt that if stranded on an island, most people would kill the cow over the human and that they would regard it as moral to do so. This does not however show that such conduct is moral (or immoral) or that humans are superior to cows (or other animals) in terms of moral worth because they are human or because they are of the same species as the one making a decision.

      Species membership may be a marker for other characteristics which most members of a species have, but it cannot be morally relevant in itself (I could go into great lengths explaining why I hold this to be true, but will not do so unless you ask me to).

      I cannot see how the fact that we are ourselves human can justify giving humans a higher moral status than other animals. The fact that I am human, together with evolutionary theory, may certainly explain why I could tend to favour humans in a choice between humans and animals, but it does not give a justification. No more than the fact that I am a man should allow me to discriminate again women, or that fact that I am european should allow me to discriminate against asians should my membership of the human species be allowed to count as a ground for discrimination against non-human animals.

      However, this only shows that discrimation against non-humans cannot be defended on the grounds that they are not human, not that discrimination between humans and animals is never acceptable. To take your example, I think there morally sound reasons (that do not depend on species membership) for killing the cow instead of the human if one must be killed. Something as simple as the size of the individual is relevant when considering who to use for food. Even if we considered it just as bad for a cow to lose its life as for a human to do so, in this case killing the cow will yield more food and increase the chances of survival of those who are left. If the cow were instead a cat, and the meat of the cat is not enough to increase any humans chance of survival significantly then it would clearly be better to kill one human and let the cat and the remaining human share that meat. When deciding on moral issues based on real world consequences, there can be no absolutes.

      But this really side-steps the issue -- the issue of which is worse of killing a human and killing an animal. Comparing a normal, adult human being and a normal adult mammal such as a dog I think there is good reason to prefer the human based on the qualities it has. Such a human has the interest of continued self-existance to a greater degree than the dog and thus it would be a greater harm to kill then human than the dog. This does not however show that killing 1 human is worse than killing 1000 dogs or that we should prefer humans to other animals in other situations. It should be the relevant characteristics that count in each situation.

      Turning to your second paragraph, the relevant characteristics of an individual when deciding whether or not to torture it is not whether a member of its species has been to the moon, but whether or not it can suffer and feel pain. Certainly there are many differences between humans and other animals, and most humans are superior to other animals in some respects. I do not believe that this observation should lead us to treat other animals cruelly, and I hope that I didn't give that impression in my previous post.

      How we treat others should be decided on the characteristics they have that are morally relevant to the situation, and these seldom include species membership, how refined their appreciation of arts is or whether or if they are capable of using language. More often it is the ability to suffer, an ability possessed by the vast majority of animals we use for food, cloathing, cosmetic testing and medical research.

  267. WoT Style ... by getkashyap · · Score: 0

    Trollocs!!! When can we see trollocs??!!

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  268. Oblig. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I, for one, welcome our new Mouse-Person overlords!

    1. Re:Oblig. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I should not have had sex with that mouse...

      Sincerely,

      Your Father

  269. that's not really the question by N3wsByt3 · · Score: 1

    "Let me play devil's advocate here, and ask: Why shouldn't that line be crossed?

    If we could give dogs the brains of humans (uplift-them, David Brin style[1]), why shouldn't we? "

    If we could create human bodies with the brains of a dog, why shouldn't we? If we could throw in a few ape-genes and call a human an animal (or put a bunch of human genes in apes), and keep them as slaves, why shouldn't we?

    If we can experiment on handicapt persons and jews, why shouldn't we?

    The nazi's (hmm...isn't this invoking some law? ;-) thought they should be able too, and they did it.

    Your point completely surpasses the ethical question, which was the whole issue in the first place. You begin with shouldn't, and argument with can't. The answer is; if you can, you can, but whether you should is a question of opinion, and opinion is based on morals. You can not argument an ethical vision as being a rational conclusion, unless you start with the same premise and then use rational reasonings all the way. There is no way that you can conclude your ethial viewpoint is the only valid one, not even the only rational one.

    As history has proven, the "can't" is only limited by the power one has, and the "shouldn't" by morailty. You can't (or at least shouldn't ;-) derive one from the other and vice versa.

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  270. Huh? by Coppit · · Score: 1
    Stop the presses! A human/animal hybrid? What next? A human/mammal hybrid?

    (I think they meant human/non-human hybrid. Humans are animals too, you know. :)

    1. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I feel like I'm back in grade school again. Playing with language tricks so you can pretend like you're smart and correcting someone. How cute.... How very slashdot of you...

    2. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I didn't feel like I was back in grade school till I read your post. It's not a language trick either, like Slashdot stories can ever use english properly.

  271. wtf by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This seems to be a topic more suited for Kurzweil AI than \.

  272. Yet another answer straight from the chairman. by Dobeln · · Score: 1

    "such a worker would toil in a sweatshop with singlemindedness, as oxen would plow a field."

    I once again give you Chairman Yang:

    "My gift to industry is the genetically engineered worker, or Genejack. Specially designed for labor, the Genejack's muscles and nerves are ideal for his task, and the cerebral cortex has been atrophied so that he can desire nothing except to perform his duties.

    Tyranny, you say? How can you tyrannize someone who cannot feel pain?"

    Chairman Sheng-ji Yang
    "Essays on Mind and Matter"

  273. Pinky and the Brain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "And at Stanford University in California an experiment might be done later this year to create mice with human brains."

    It just hit me.

  274. Being an "atheist" was unethical too by mi · · Score: 1
    "There are other ways to advance medicine and human health besides going out into the strange, brave new world of chimeric animals"
    How many scientific advances did the notion of atheism being unethical impede?

    How many scientists were scared away from the fate of Jordano Bruno?

    Ethics evolve too...

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  275. Of Mice and Men by GatesGhost · · Score: 2, Funny

    Does this mean the next stuart little or scooby doo movie is going to be live action?

  276. Thanks God! by PrivateDonut · · Score: 0

    Tucker: "Right, you should blame God. First he makes hang-overs and now half-women, half-sharks that won't even sleep with me. Thanks for nothing God!"
    -Red vs Blue (episode 13)

  277. legal != moral by mrhartwig · · Score: 1

    It's illegal to murder - are you more likely to do it?

    Let's flip this, since -- where I live -- it's already illegal to murder folks. Try "It's now legal to murder -- am I more likely to do it?". My answer is a clear "no", since it's well outside my built-in and learned-in code to murder someone. This has nothing to do with the law, in my particular case. YMMV.

    Laws are *extremely* important for defining the boundaries of what is right and wrong. Without them you get everyone making up their own rules.

    There are plenty of counterexamples to this kind of logic. It's illegal to manipulate corporate books, but executives have been known to do that from time to time; they bend the rules because They Want To.

    Since laws aren't universal, there's no rational way to determine What's Right based on said laws. I live in a country that has a legal death penalty(1) for certain crimes; most of the world's countries do not. Is that Right?

    (1) Please note that I am *not* arguing for or against the death penalty, and am not implying *any* personal stance either for or against it. It's an example, folks.

  278. I see a future by tod_miller · · Score: 1

    Where people grow babies which have a minimal 'non-human' component, and then harvest them at certain ages (birth-18) for cosmetic surgery / transplants.

    Of course it is legit, because they are animals, not humans, with a little bit of human in them, to make things better for us.

    Which side of this coin did the people funding this see?

    sick fucking assholes.

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  279. Prelude by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We never know when to stop with science.
    But one day science will stop us.

  280. Dying of cancer diminishes dignity! by mi · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Creating chimeras, she said, by mixing human and animal gametes (sperms and eggs) or transferring reproductive cells, diminishes human dignity.
    Dying from a predictable, slowly onsetting, and yet uncurable decease is a lot more diminishing to human dignity. Both to the dying and to the rest of humanity. If these experiments have a chance to help create new therapies -- WELCOME THEM!
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  281. Planet of the Apes is Coming! by Rushmore · · Score: 1

    I'm already envisioning a Planet of the Apes scenario. Implanting human brain cells into monkeys instead of mice. There's enough room there to mimic the human brain. I can see it.

    1. Re:Planet of the Apes is Coming! by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      ...or the battle scenes in the Book of the Revelation (or Apocolypse) scenario.

  282. Clearly over an ethical line by ShieldWolf · · Score: 1

    From the article:

    "And at Stanford University in California an experiment might be done later this year to create mice with human brains."

    Isn't one of the most important definitions of human life that we possess a working human brain? I.e. if you were in an accident and only your brain survived and lets say we were able to keep it alive in a vat, this would still be 'you'. The same would not be true for your heart, legs of liver.

    So we are going to have a human brain INSIDE another animal. How absolutely wrong is that? I don't really care what can be learned, for the poor human trapped inside a rats body its clearly horrible (obviously this would be a sub-human of sorts since their brains would be much smaller and would have less opportunity to develop, I assume).

    We need to step back and think about things like this before doing them first.

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  283. Ok...you got me. by TheCaptain · · Score: 1

    But I was raised by pigeons, you insensitive clod! :)

    Er....but seriously though.. You got me...it was late, I was tired, etc etc.

  284. Already working with them by HangingChad · · Score: 1
    Is this mouse-person going to have the same experience as a human would, albeit in a mouse's body?

    I'm not sure, but I already work with human beings that have the intelligence of mice, so I'm thinking the human-brained mice should be able to fit in somewhere.

    Just think how handy they would be if you were pulling cable and it gets stuck in the conduit somewhere? Or when you drop a bolt in a hard to reach place.

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    1. Re:Already working with them by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1

      And with a 2 year lifespan the would be on an even keel with humans as far as turnover and training...

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  285. You're so vain by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

    You probably thought that post was about you. =)

    What's funny is that I don't think I read any of your posts. I got disgusted with just a lot of the usual slashdot bullshit. Yeah, I know. I must be new here. But it looks like I hit a nerve? =)

    Sure, I can think of examples of immoral science. Nazi experiments on people in concentration camps, for one (Godwin forgive me). But there is nothing unethical with what those scientists in China did, nor in Minnesota, nor what the Stanford scinetists propose to do.

    As far as the ethical opinions expressed in the article go, I think they can be summed up thusly:

    Rifkin: Free the lab mice. They are our brothers! Let's play Civ III instead.

    Magnus: While there is potential for ethical abuse in how such chimeras might be used, we don't know of anyone contemplating research that might cross this line.

    Cohen: Direct quote: "It would deny that there is something distinctive and valuable about human beings that ought to be honored and protected." Translation: The purity and essence of our natural fluids will be diminished and corrupted by unclean beasts and this should be banned.

    Weissman: Oh shit! Here comes the God Squad!

    Cheshire: We might try to set a limit, then not realize we passed that limit until it's too late. [He's part of the God Squad, but he's engaged in these types of experiments, so he either knows he's already going to hell, or he wants to be able to say that what he did is OK, but that others might go to hell if they " violate the integrity of humanity or of animal life".]

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  286. when will they make by tod_miller · · Score: 1

    ...Rabbits with human breasts and female sex organs...

    Fuck did I say that out loud? It is a money spinner... buy it as a 'novelty' gift for your best friends wedding! :-)

    Warning: once dead keep refrigerated, use for up to 3 days.

    sick I tell you! oh this is so going to get modded down! :-) it is funny! :-)

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  287. Fine with me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All this is fine with me as long as Howard the Duck doesn't become a reality.

  288. My GF says that I am part horse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    guess which part

    1. Re:My GF says that I am part horse by Bellyflop · · Score: 1

      The way you eat? or is it your face? :)

    2. Re:My GF says that I am part horse by Yunzil · · Score: 1

      When she said, "You're a horse's ass", you might have misunderstood her meaning.

  289. Not again! by slapout · · Score: 1

    Don't you people watch the SciFi channel?!?!

    Crossing species is bad! Very bad!

    Now we'll have to find a team of 12 people (who will slowly be killed off, one by one) to fight this thing (until the last one or two finally kill it.)

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  290. A human is an animal you antedeluvian troglodyte. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A human is an animal you antedeluvian troglodyte.

  291. Cogito, Ergo... by 4of12 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    look for traces of human cognitive behavior.

    It wouldn't surprise if sometime in the future that more sophisticated means are developed to communicate with the brain more directly, kind of like an EEG on steriods.

    When that happens, probably we'll discover a couple of things that will make people uncomfortable and have to rethink their ethical positions. We may discover human fetuses (simmering pro-choice, pro-life abortion debate) capable of more cognitive ability and we may discover animals (you know, the kind we eat for food) are also capable of thoughts, feelings, communication.

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    1. Re:Cogito, Ergo... by karmatic · · Score: 1

      "we may discover animals (you know, the kind we eat for food) are also capable of thoughts, feelings, communication."

      My cat (if one can own a cat) is already capable of these traits. Heck, she's even capable of revenge (pooping on my bed, but only when she is sufficiently annoyed). That requires some level of thoughts. She has moods, and is quite capable of communication.

      I'm personally not sure I like this level of experimentation. I'm opposed to the killing of humans for personal gain, and it could very well be inhumane to allow the result to live. Keep the human brain out of the picture, and I don't see a problem with it, as it's not a person.

    2. Re:Cogito, Ergo... by TFGeditor · · Score: 1

      From the grandparent: "We may discover human fetuses (simmering pro-choice, pro-life abortion debate) capable of more cognitive ability...."

      From the parent: "Keep the human brain out of the picture, and I don't see a problem with it, as it's not a person."

      I see plenty of simmering debate(s) here:

      (1) If, as some believe, we (humans) are nothing more than the sum of our atoms, why does any of this matter?

      (2) If, as some believe, we (humans) are more than the sum of our atoms, endowed by a creator with qualities that transcend lower life forms then all of this matters very much.

      (2a) If (2) is true, do the endowed qualities transfer with our atoms to other species?

      And so on.

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    3. Re:Cogito, Ergo... by WhiplashII · · Score: 1

      So you are against killing humans for personal gain (by the way, this is simplified - there exist conditions under which you would probably kill a human for gain, such as to save a childs life, etc.). Are you against killing an animal for gain? At what point are you no longer against killing an animal (to go back to my previous example, you would probably kill a rat to save a child).

      OK, now the hard questions that this research raises: At what point would you kill an almost human, part animal? At what point would you kill an almost animal, part human? Everyone that asks these questions will have different answers.

      In a democracy, how we decide these difficult points is through consesus - or when that is not possible majority rule. What we apparently believe as a society is that doing this is wrong, but not wrong enough to be forbidden. But you cannot do this research using money payed at least in part by those who think it is wrong.

      A complex issue at best...

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    4. Re:Cogito, Ergo... by |/|/||| · · Score: 2, Insightful
      (2a) is undecidable, as the invokation of the supernatural in (2) puts (2a) outside the realm of what can be studied by humans.

      In response to (1), the reason it matters is that humans, although merely emergent phenomena in this world made up of atoms, behave cooperatively (sometimes) to ensure their own survival. Human morals and the structures of human societies are not random, they exist because they are what make humans successful.

      Of course, it only "matters" from a human perspective - but here we are.

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  292. Easter Bunny by bdb111 · · Score: 1

    Now children have a real reason to be scared of the Easter Bunny.

  293. Going a bit too far perhaps... by NoMercy · · Score: 1

    I'm ok with pigs with human organs so that they can be used in heart-transplants etc, but growing animals with human brains to see how cognitive functions develop... that's sick.

  294. So...Where they'd put the line? by boatboy · · Score: 1

    I'm curious to hear where /.ers think the ethlical line should be in medical research in general. Something like this would have been unthinkable decades ago. On one extreme, you have the fringe completely opposed to medical research on animals and humans. On the other you have Nazi-styled "expiriments" on mentally ill and "lesser races". I would imagine most of us fall somewhere in between.

    Personally, my opposition to this is more in the destruction of a human embryo than the mixing aspect. If a way were developed to do this from adult cells, I'd be less alarmed. So, my line is at killing human life, though I recognize many don't agree on what constitutes "human life". Where is yours? How close do you get to the "anything goes" extreme before drawing the line?

  295. RE: Mice With Human Brains by tilleyrw · · Score: 1

    Do you know what we're going to do tonight, Pinky?

    The rest of the story almost writes itself...

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  296. Excellent by Xerp · · Score: 1

    Cool! Can we put in requests?

  297. Napoleon Dyanamite had this to say. by Jerk+City+Troll · · Score: 1

    "A liger is just about my favorite animal, bred for it's skills in magic. Flippin' idiot."

  298. Yikes!!! by whitelabrat · · Score: 1

    That is officially F#*'3d. Think of the what could happen if a hybrid mouse/human had a mouse only disease that mutates to become effective to humans too!

    But then I already feel like a White Lab Rat...

  299. Is it a conservative? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And does it have the right to vote?

  300. What if... by gothzilla · · Score: 1

    Most of the arguements I'm seeing revolve around the assumption that humans beings are different from non-human animals. What if this proves that there is no real difference between humans and the rest of the animal kingdom? I think most of the dilemmas stem from people's need for their species to be "special" or separate from the rest of the planet, when in reality we're all made of the same stuff and live in the same place. This also hits hard on religious beliefs but since science has always defied religion, religion has always changed itself to fit the new universe. There was a time when saying the earth was not flat was a sin against God and get you killed. Now it's common knowledge and religion is still with us and it's still taken as absolute truth even though the truths change from century to century. You don't have to fear your religion being wrong in some aspect because it will adapt just like it has been since the beginning of time.

    We have laws that protect both humans and non-human animals from harm. Abuse a dog and you go to jail. Why wouldn't we be concerned about the welfare of these chimiric animals in the same way? Instead of worrying about their existance, most people are worrying about their own feelings of self-importance and their own need to be separate and special from everything else.

    I don't see any difference between putting a pig's heart in a human, and growing a human heart in a pig. Either way, the pig is going to die and lose it's heart. Any differences are illusory and stem from the need to be special and if you're willing to do one then both should be ok.

    1. Re:What if... by Kelsen · · Score: 1

      Most of the arguements I'm seeing revolve around the assumption that humans beings are different from non-human animals. What if this proves that there is no real difference between humans and the rest of the animal kingdom?

      Then let the other animals create chimeras and struggle with what to do about 'em. If they can't do it (the creation *or* the philosophical struggle), then I submit that in fact there's something different between human beings and non-human animals (not counting my first wife...)

      RFT!!!
      Dave Kelsen

    2. Re:What if... by gothzilla · · Score: 1

      Excellent point. It's not often I get intelligent responses. :)

      There are differences in intelligence and ability between humans and animals, yes, but there are also intelligence and ability differences between cats and monkeys. There is a wide gap in abilities between, say, humans and porpoises, but just as there are some who believe we are smarter there are those who believe they are smarter.

      Is what a species is capable of doing a sufficient reason to create a huge gap between humans and other animals and declare ourselves superior or "better"? I believe that this gap is caused by ego more than anything else.

      This doesn't even touch on the subject of having a spirit or soul. Not sure I want to touch that one. :)

    3. Re:What if... by Kelsen · · Score: 1

      There are differences in intelligence and ability between humans and animals, yes, but there are also intelligence and ability differences between cats and monkeys. There is a wide gap in abilities between, say, humans and porpoises, but just as there are some who believe we are smarter there are those who believe they are smarter. Is what a species is capable of doing a sufficient reason to create a huge gap between humans and other animals and declare ourselves superior or "better"? I believe that this gap is caused by ego more than anything else. This doesn't even touch on the subject of having a spirit or soul. Not sure I want to touch that one. :)

      It is my position that if humans are not 'superior' or 'better' due to their intellect, then it is up to those other animals which are equal or superior to man to present cogent arguments to the contrary. I think that it is spurious for humans to debate among themselves whether they are philosophically inferior or superior to other creatures in the food chain. I believe that if there's a contrary view, it cannot logically be postulated by humans.
      As for possession of a soul or spirit, I have no direct (recollectible) experience, and do not care to venture an opinion.

      RFT!!!
      Dave Kelsen

  301. I for one welcome our new Pigoon overlords by xyleen · · Score: 1

    What about adding citrus smells to human skin to stave off mosquitos, and eyes like a cat to see better in the dark.
    Sure, you wouldnt want to create something less than human...but an improvement.
    Would that be such a bad thing, or is there fear of creating something that would supercede us?

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    1. Re:I for one welcome our new Pigoon overlords by LuckyStarr · · Score: 1

      Humans have the tendency to develop hostility against
      anything thats not similar (genetically) to them.

      If you create a human with hawk-eyes and smelly-skin
      prejudices against them will most likely arise. And
      the odds are - because this will be a conflict of 6 billion
      against only a few - that the new "super-humans" will
      not likely have a decent life.

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  302. Wrong question... by karlandtanya · · Score: 1
    The correct question is "Why should this be illegal." Well, at least in one country.


    The premise here is that things are pretty much legal by default. Do whatever you want, folks. It's a free country.


    Again, not for everyone, but in at least one nation-state, to make something illegal, you need two things to happen:

    A sufficient majority agrees that it should be illegal.

    That's "Democracy". In its purest form, it's a very scary thing: formalized mob rule.


    The document that specifies the functions and limitations of government says "The people, are allowed to regulate this activity.".

    Now you have a "Constitutional Democracy". In this scenario, the Constitution is the thing that stands in the way of the tyranny of the majority.


    Again--with respect for those who prefer monarchist, oligarchist, fascist, religious or other types of government, this is just one way of doing things--you don't have to do the same.


    But we like it. And we're sure that once you try it, you will, too...

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  303. Jeff Noon by BarryNorton · · Score: 0, Troll

    In the hopes of catching SciFi fans, could I recommend the fiction of Jeff Noon, especially 'Vurt' and 'Pollen', partly predicated on exactly this sort of development and its social consequences.

    1. Re:Jeff Noon by BarryNorton · · Score: 1

      TROLL?!? Why I fucking post on Slashdot these days, I don't know...

    2. Re:Jeff Noon by updog · · Score: 1

      I agree, I just metamoderated the moderator of your post as "Unfair".

    3. Re:Jeff Noon by BarryNorton · · Score: 1

      Which answers a couple of long-standing questions of mine - is meta-moderation effective and does it undo the original moderation? (Also answers what I didn't think was a question - are you banned from posting in threads where you've meta-moderated and vice versa, like moderation?) Slashdot has become a strange old place, but I'm glad some people have some sense. Cheers, man.

  304. icky-ugly science ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    so some 600+ comments into the discussion:
    my first thought was the movie "the secret of nim"
    or something the such. i remember that movie
    pretty good although i haven't seen in over 10
    years.
    i think this is because when i saw it the first
    time at maybe 10 years old i was traumaticed. for
    a kid it's scary movie ...
    i'm not really sure that these kinds of experiment
    actually have any real scientific benefit.
    oh and the other thought was on a german
    "scientisct" called doctor mengele (prolly
    spellt wrong) who tried all wiered cross
    specie experiments. i think one was trying to
    impregnate jewish woman with gorilla sperm and
    the like.
    okay, so i just have a high school education,
    and from here on you can just argue the kid
    doesn't know what he is tlaing about anyway.
    okay, we have cross specie "impregnation"
    every day. we eat pigs, cows, rabbits
    and the like. so we are processing gens,
    amino acids, proteins the like from
    animals and built our own body with it.
    okay looking like this it doesn't really
    sound too scary. we living beings are just
    some complex crystal that feed on other
    crystals (dna being a crystal from my
    point of view) ... okay, but what about feeding
    pigs, cows, rabbits and the like with ... humans.
    now that's a bit more scary.
    now all beings have started off from some very
    very basic ur-crystal living in the ocean and thru
    a natural process have evolved to mcuch more
    complex crystals. but! there was a natural
    evolution. a evolution force still not completly
    understood. one person has made an effort to lift
    he veil abit from this "secret force". you might
    have heard of a man called Mr. r. shelldrake
    (prolly spelled wrong too). and another step
    down. we have natural elements, like hydrogen,
    iron, aluminium, etc and isotops. why is the
    univers made up of these building blocks that look
    the same whereever you are? what strange "force"
    governs these fundamental natural accuring forms?
    migh it be that the same force making all the
    elements the same every where in space also
    influence more complex forms, like living beings?
    is there a morphological field? i believe there
    is. aliens are basically the same like life on
    earth, but abit "tweak" to their planet
    atmosphere, radiation, gravity, etc.)
    so anyway, without a real scientific reason
    there's no need for chymeras. it's a universal
    abomination!
    so people have differnt liking. there was one guy
    who liked dead things. he would collect roadkill
    and the like. and when he grew up he killed people
    and stored them in his refridgerater ... people
    are differnt and scientists are people.
    i'm just wondering where did all the simple but
    usefull science acctually go? where's the better
    fridge. the better can opener. the better
    integrated city planning. where are the better
    roads? where are the robots? where's the freaking
    fusion plant? why are dams not being improved? why
    are we fixing humans AFTER they're broken? why
    can't we live in a world where people don't need
    to get sick? not by improving the human, but by
    improving the environment. there's a direction we
    are evolving towards naturally. can nobody see
    that direction? so i'll stick with my first notion. this is scary and ugly science!

  305. Whoa... by Hank+Reardon · · Score: 1

    Visions of Peter F. Hamilton dance in my head...

    Not too far off from Edenists and Adamists. Now all we need is the affinity gene.

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  306. You sure this is new research? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Half human/half furry beast: Are you sure this is new research? I'm thinking of some chicks I've woken up next to.

  307. Secret Bush Experiments... by technix4beos · · Score: 1

    And here we all thought he was just the president.

    He's a member too!

    http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/images/blb ushchimpanzee.htm

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  308. indeed! by N3wsByt3 · · Score: 1

    Well, no sweat; during the history of slashdot, I probably have not read hundreds if not thousands of posts :-)

    If you want to read more of a particular person, you can klick on his name and then on the posts he made, however. (Just saying because you seem to indicate you're new and may not know this).

    "Sure, I can think of examples of immoral science. Nazi experiments on people in concentration camps, for one (Godwin forgive me). But there is nothing unethical with what those scientists in China did, nor in Minnesota, nor what the Stanford scinetists propose to do."

    Well, my point is, that that is YOUR opinion. You can not scientifically and in an objective manner demonstarte that your ethical viepoint is the correct one, not even the only rational one. Which was my point. I *do* see ethical problems when you experiment with human brainscells and mixing animal/humans in a way that could involve brainprocesses.

    As you said; you object to experiments on people... but what constitutes "people"? Clearly, as the nazi's have shown, that's rather arbitrary. If scientists create something that is 49% human and 51% animal, is it to be considered an animal, which can be experimented on? Or a human?

    Or, ultimately, does it revolves around being able to produce coherent thoughts? but then, shouldn't scientists be able to experiment on babies too? After all, they are not capable of coherent thought.

    You see, the question is rather complex, and I don't like claims of having a rational reasoning by people that, when their reasoning is followed consistently, do not agree where their own reasoning leads to.

    I, for one, think that all experiments that could lead to human-like thought should be forbidden. And possibly, the experiments with the mice might fall under that (the example of human blood in a pig doesn't, however). I mean, I dunno..and actually, neither do the scientists. Imagine, just imagine, that those mice with 100% human braincells develop a neural network that gives them a sense of self-awareness...what do those scientists kill by the dozens, then? Is it simply mice? They might think the chance of that happening is minute, but the truth and the fact is, they don't really care that much.

    After all, biologists routinely use apes, of which we now they have a sense of self-awareness, and still they are merily used to experiment on. I must agree with the greens and tree-huggers on that one: I think chimps and the lot should not be used. I do not agree with them that all animal research should be abondoned (unless it can be done without it too, ofcourse). but I'm not saying even *that* is ethical right, I think killing even lower animals for the advancement of science is, on itself, not right, I just realise that, as a human, I think I'm more important then a dozen mice, 5 pigs and 12 rabbits.

    I'm not convinced my life is more worth then another sentient being, however. But such a thing is impossible to define by rationalisation, if you don't agree to the premise. Many would argue, that they do not care, and that they are more important then any number of chimps or dolphins. Many would even say (and have said in the past) that they are more important then other people, even.

    So, how do you think a chimera would do, that is half human, and half animal? Knowing human nature, I think not very well. If we do not set laws to limit this kind of research, then sooner or later, we'll be killing and experimenting on beings that maybe arne't strictly human, but aren't really animals neither. Do I think this is an ethical issue, based on rationale? Yes. And these mouse might be the first step.

    And I can't remember science ever to have taken a step back, unless the law obliges them (and even then).

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    1. Re:indeed! by mink · · Score: 1

      I hope I am not goring any holy cows, but mice as well as other animals are self aware, they deal with changes in the environment and learn.
      Just because they are not like the products of ACME Labs or N.Y.M.H. does not make them mindless automatons.

      I think I agree with a lot of the rest of what you say, but it is an area I think we all need to self examine and see where we are going and how that sits with our "morals".

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    2. Re:indeed! by nezrael · · Score: 1

      Maybe I'm out of place pointing this out, but;

      How can a question of ethics be declared for such a large body of people with such a diverse moral code?

      I feel that bringing the whole "good/bad" idea into a system of moral conduct/belief (ethics) skews the entire foundation of whatever is being questioned. Many things can be both unethical and good, or ethical and bad. It all depends on the current state of mind (inhibitions and such) and the individual.

      Sorry, I find myself cringing when I see "ethics" and "good/bad" used interchangeably.

    3. Re:indeed! by N3wsByt3 · · Score: 1

      Ethics deal with morals, and morals deal with good and bad. I agree that good and bad (and thus morals and ethics) are higly subjective and diverse, and change from one society to another, and one timeframe to another.

      Yet, that there iveriable ARE things that are considered good and bad is a fact. There has not been one society in the history of humankind that didn't not have ethics, and a sense of what is good or bad (on itself). So, though it may vary, it is there.

      Now, what you say comes down to areeing to a premise, as I've said before. Since I think it is (currently, in most societies) considered 'wrong' to experiment on humans, in using rationale, one could (or should) see that there are ethical problems when you are creating creatures that become increasingly human.

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    4. Re:indeed! by N3wsByt3 · · Score: 1

      "I hope I am not goring any holy cows, but mice as well as other animals are self aware, they deal with changes in the environment and learn."

      Hmm...well, it is possible I'm using the wrong terminology, being non-native english...but I don't think so.

      What you describe is awareness: they live and learn, and are aware of their surroundings. It does not follow they are self-aware, however. (The question how much apes (such as chimps) and dolphins are self-aware is still open, but as far as I know, they are the only group of animals - aside humans - who, for instance, recognise themselves in a mirror, as far as I know).

      Ofcourse, as said before, babies are not fully self-aware neither, but at least they have the potential to become so. Mice not, normally. Chimera mice (or other animals) might, however; which is another reason why I think there are ethical concerns with these kinds of experiments.

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  309. Conscious control? by Gigabit+Switchman · · Score: 1

    > But too conscious control over processes which should be
    >random or out of conscious control has definite social and
    >political dangers, even if you don't mix humans with other animals.
    >
    Aieeeeee... it sounds like you're saying random chance has a better chance of producing a positive outcome than directed scientific research does. OF COURSE scientists should be careful... and guess what, they're TRAINED to be careful, and to spread their discoveries around so others can comment, but... these anti-research comments sound a LOT like the clips I just heard on NPR about how organ transplants were a terrible idea, unsafe, and we needed to do something about these self-glorifying surgeons who would even consider such a thing! Grrrr.

    1. Re:Conscious control? by greg_barton · · Score: 1

      Aieeeeee... it sounds like you're saying random chance has a better chance of producing a positive outcome than directed scientific research does.

      Why not?

      For instance, when training a neural network, it's mathematically proven that adding a random factor, or "noise" to the system often causes the network to train faster and more efficiently.

      Randomness isn't always a negative, especially in chaotic systems. Our society (and any sufficiently complex endeavor) is a chaotic system. Learn to live with randomness, grasshopper. It will serve you well.

  310. Diseases hopping species by cyclobotomy · · Score: 1

    Ethical questions aside, my concern is that some disease that rats or pigs have became immune to may find a pathway to infecting humans through this genetic crossing.

  311. Re:SHOCKING NOTICE: China achieves first chimera. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Chimeras actually occur in nature. As to moral bankruptcy, I think the West long ago paved the way in that regard.

    "Chimeras" refer a mythical magical creature with the body and head of a lion, the tail of a scorpion, wings of a bat, and sometimes the face of a human. Such a creature never existed outside the immaginations of people.

    The reasons these things are called chimeras are because such hybridizings or other blending COULD NOT happen naturally. Unlike the mule, which is natural and the result of two seperate but closely related species, there is no natural way to cross-breed humans and mice.

    Regarding for your moral bankruptcy agruement, you seem to think since society has made mistakes and done immoral things in the past that it excuses us from continuing on the same way. I for one beg to differ.

    As to the issue rasied by the article, I am not against bio-research in general, but I think we should be very cautious with this particular case. Monsters and "sub-human" slave races are only the most sensational ways this can lead to bad outcomes, but certianly not the only ones.

  312. Welcome to hell... by http101 · · Score: 1

    Remember when we couldn't contract the "Kitty Flu" because we're of a different species? Well, with the gray area filled between "animal" and "human" (not like we're any different anyway), this opens all sorts of doors to new viruses and diseases since they're known to mutate slightly in order to make themselves at home in the host. By doing this, we've pretty much given full "administrator rights" of our bodies to the offending diseases. Whoever thought it was necessary to "plug the hole", needs to have his/her hole plugged with my size 18 boot.

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  313. Consensual tentacles... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fool! Nobody prefers tentacle creatures.
    Actually, scarily enough, there are a few consensual tentacle sex pieces. I'm drawing a blank on the name of it, but I remember running into one in high school, involved a girl with a tentacle monster boyfriend, had a sex scene in the middle where he was folling around with her as she was trying to bake, then an implied one near the end with her father to convince him to accept the tentacle beast as a valid mate. Weird stuff...

  314. Speaking as a Monkeyman... by thedbp · · Score: 1

    Speaking as a Monkeyman, I am highly offended by the insinuation that George W. Bush is a Monkeyman, you insensitive clod.

    To wit: We Monkeymen are a generally peaceful race, encouraging community growth and prosperity through distribution of resources and responsiblity. Disputes are often solved through rational discussion of all available information and opnion, and in trivial matters, a simple game of rock, leaf, branch will do.

    Additionally, Monkeymen are well groomed and rarely taken off guard or out of context, as our cognitive capabilities allow us a great deal of awareness, clear communication, and understanding of our surroundings.

    Drug addiction is virutally non-existent in the Monkeyman community, save for the occassional guarana-chewer, and even then, those Monkeymen make excellent banana harvesters.

    We have no concrete theological system, which probably contributes to the long-standing peace our race has acheived, and those Monkeymen who do believe in a higher power use their beliefs to foster understanding, compassion, and goodwill without regards to the beliefs of our neighbors, friends, or even mortal enemies from the CrocoSapien camp across the river.

    Lastly, Monkeymen realize that our personal opinions of other Monkeypersons' actions are only that - opinion. We do not try to use questionable and subjective criteria such as "moral values" as a reasoning to impose our will on other Monkeymen if their actions have no direct effect on other Monkeymen.

    Contrast these qualities with your so-called Monkeyman of Penn. Ave, and I think you'll see that your judgement of Monkeymen is offensive, short-sighted, and uneducated.

    I hope that I was able to clear up some misconceptions that many humans have about Monkeymen and our social behavior.

    1. Re:Speaking as a Monkeyman... by DangerSteel · · Score: 1
      I hope that I was able to clear up some misconceptions that many humans have about Monkeymen and our social behavior



      You scratch you butt, pick your nose, and throw poo at each other. We already know your social behavior.

  315. You mean, there's a chance that.... by inject_hotmail.com · · Score: 0

    they could invent an intelligent blonde?

    j/k

    What scares me is the idea that it would be possible to create a human-looking zombie-like creature that could be considered to be NON-HUMAN (i.e. no rights, ergo, no responsibilities)

    So the new formula would be

    1. Splice human and rodent genes
    2. Brainwash said Hument (...or would what be rod-man?? sorry Dennis)
    3. Aim at bank with money
    4. PROFIT!

    Imagine this: I tell my zombie to go steal me something. It does it with pleasure. Cops show up at my door and see me bathing in money... All I have to say is my Hument did it, so deal with it.

    Under U.S. and Candian (and I am sure in every other civilized country around the world) law, nothing other than a human (defined as what, I don't know) can be charged with criminal acts. And so far, it's not illegal ANYWHERE to tell your DOG, cat, monkey, lizard etc to steal, pillage, plunder.

    I know this is sensational, but, if these spliced animals end up being sentient, we're gonna be screwed...it's gonna be pandimonium. You heard it on slashdot first.

    Inject.

  316. Identical not necessarily identical by SeanDuggan · · Score: 1

    And even identical twins don't have identical genetics, as there are random mutations going on during development after the split. They're just very similar. Heck, there's even a very small chance of identical twins with different genders, although some would say that that large of a difference keeps them from being identical no matter how they developed. Gosh, and that's not even getting into half-identical twins, where the split in the egg happens before fertilization...

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  317. Uplift War by LaoTzePhuuk · · Score: 2, Informative
  318. Yes, basically might IS right by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    Dunno about him, but I never pretended to have some higher morals about it.

    Having any rights has not much to do with morals, it has to do with (A) a sort of a "truce" we came up with, so we can live with each other ("ok, I won't kill you if you won't kill me"), and (B) basically being able to defend it, by hurting anyone _hard_ if they break those rules. (Or more accurately we've let the government handle the hurting part. It's more efficient that way.)

    Either way, there is nothing inherent, divine or universal about those "morals". It's just an arbitrary collective truce we've come up with at some point in history -- and which is also continuously changing -- so we can live together.

    However, like any truce, you need to be as dangerous to the other as he/she is to you. Otherwise one of the sides has no incentive to enter it. You could kill me, but then I could kill you instead. Maybe I'll be faster. Maybe I'll do it in your sleep. Hmm... better let's aggree that we both have a right to live. That's morals.

    It's sorta like the cold war: ok, we could all become extinct, or we can just sulk and fume at each other and aggree to not shoot those missiles. That's human morals, in a nutshell.

    And again, a large part in having any rights was having a big enough stick to threaten those who don't want to play by those rules.

    You can probably see how that all doesn't apply to bunnies. They're cute, they're fluffy, but they're not in much of a position to make a truce with us. Now if we were talking killer bunnies like in Monty Python, who can each massacre a squad of armed elite soldiers without breaking a sweat... now that's a race we'd be willing to make a truce with. Those would have plenty of rights.

    Not saying this is the "right" or moral or sensitive way to think about it. It's just the historical way it is.

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  319. Obligatory Simpson's Quote... by slcdb · · Score: 1

    God shmod, I want my monkey man!

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  320. the chinese did it, us laws don't apply by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and it's good that there are still some humans willing to push forward and not be afraid like the bible-thumping usa populace.

  321. Wasn't this a book? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I believe it was the island of Dr. Moreau.

    Who would have thunk it, it was actually a CNN report 100 years to early.

    Well H.G. Wells, I guess the martians should be attacking any day now, then.

  322. It's all subjective. by Gondola · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Ethics is a subject that by its very nature is open to individual interpretation. The "mob" decides what is acceptable by objecting en masse or not objecting strongly enough. Whatever can be done without a public outcry will usually be done. Science is very political.

    Now, above and beyond the general public, there is the scientific community. They are comprised of the same people as "the mob" but they are *on the average* more sophisticated and educated about the alternatives and professional ethics in their fields.

    Religious folks who believe in a God that created people and sets them apart from animals think that there is something sacred about humanity.

    Non-relgious folks don't think there is anything better than the Greater Good and Individual Rights, although these two things are at odds with each other. (I am capitalizing these ideas to illustrate that I am discussing the grand idealized versions of these concepts.)

    For example, if you could take 100 people and experiment on them and cure cancer, would you do it? Pure logic says that over time you will save millions of lives. Aren't the lives of millions worth the lives of 100? Surely this is for the best. The rights of the individual, however, is part of our self preservation, and speaks up and says, "Hey, every person has the right to live and not be harmed by others as long as he has not harmed others."

    Aside from these basic ethical points, everything else is a subjective mess. Should animals be tortured by excruciating experiments that could save lives? Should human cells be mixed with animal cells? There is no right anwer to these questions because there are no absolutes in Ethics. The only concrete thing you can point to with Ethics is the "greater good." Anything else is soap opera drama.

    I'm not saying that we should start imprisoning people and doing mass unrestricted testing; far from it -- I personally believe strongly in individual freedom. I'm saying that no matter what your arguments, there'll be holes in it because it's about Feelings, not logic.

    But, I'm just pointing out that 99.9% of the drivel posted in this forum is subjective bullshit that can be argued for a thousand years with no final arbiter in sight.

    Oh, there are a few good points in among the crap here. The person who suggested that chimera could pose a threat by becoming a bridge vector for animal diseases to the human body. Excellent point.

    The opposite side of that coin should be considered as well. If pigs get some extremely virulent disease and we have hogocide, we could lose out on some tasty BLTs in the future. It reduces our menu options, and we lose species variety in our biosphere, both obviously negative factors regardless of ethics.

    1. Re:It's all subjective. by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      Well said.

      I would like to point out though that spirituality and the rational mind are not mutually exclusive. What does seem to get in the road of both is religion. And science is a belief system just like any other.

      While our gut feelings may seem "subjective", they are often in tune with a knowledge that surpasses understanding. You can rationalize almost anything. Hate, bigotry, nationalism. They are logical constructs that teach us to simplify the world.

      Are we arguing about science, or some notion of the purity of the species?

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      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
  323. Pickchur by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here si a pickchur fo waht teh sientits maed.

    Jeff

  324. Wait a minute! by Xaroth · · Score: 1

    "Biotechnology activist Jeremy Rifkin is opposed to crossing species boundaries, because he believes animals have the right to exist without being tampered with or crossed with another species."

    In your face, mules!

  325. The possibilities are endless by Lovesquid · · Score: 0

    Mephesto: And over here, I have swiss cheese spliced with chalk, and a beard.

  326. I for one, bow down to our new rodent overlords by operagost · · Score: 1
    And at Stanford University in California an experiment might be done later this year to create mice with human brains.
    Pinky: Gee, Brain, what do you want to do tonight?
    Brain: The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world!
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  327. The research is flawed, the illustrations not. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The anatomical plates are not.

    One of the greatest anatomy atlases of all time is Pernkopf's. Many say his illustrations are unmatched in their presentation, evocative accuracy, and usefulness in teaching. The whole thing is well-written and useful without peer. The result of using a better anatomical atlas is likely a surgeon with a better mental image of the body's stuctures, and therefore, supposedly, more competence.

    The problem is that these gorgeously rendered paintings depict tissue taken from holocaust victims. Pernkopf was a Nazi.

    We know from sixty years of post-war work that these illustrations are accurate. If Pernkopf had been biased in any way, he might have depicted some "evil gland" in the Jews as an addendum, but it would have been simple to throw that out. As far as I know, he did not.

    So we know that the atlas is useful for instruction and reference. We know that if we could find someone with a greater combination of artistic talent and anatomical knowledge, he *might* produce a better work, but that hasn't happened yet.

    So what do you do? Do you consider the whole product tainted, or do you go ahead and use it, figuring that the qualitative difference in clarity may make a quantitative difference in the number of lives a surgeon can save?

    Does having the clearer model, which is the product of one man's mind, allow the surgeon a more intuitive grasp of the body?

    Would it "clean" the material if an anatomist/artist drew a new atlas under the strong influence of Pernkopf's work, or must a work considered as a replacement be completely untainted by the impact of Pernkopf's vision?

    Deep waters, certainly, because every aspect of the issue is steeped in soft, qualititative evaluations. In the end, each medical student makes his own decision about whether using Pernkopf is ethical and whether it is superior.

    1. Re:The research is flawed, the illustrations not. by archatheist · · Score: 1
      We know from sixty years of post-war work that these illustrations are accurate. If Pernkopf had been biased in any way, he might have depicted some "evil gland" in the Jews as an addendum, but it would have been simple to throw that out. As far as I know, he did not.


      Ah, but why should we believe that a priori? Pernkopf's work is suspect because of the environment in which it was conducted. In short, we might know they are accurate now (sixty years of post-war work), but there is no reason to initially grant Pernkopf any veracity.

      Finally, even if work is done by good people under good circumstances, the hallmark of science is repeatability. If people are advocating using Nazi experiment results because those experiments could not be conducted today, then they are really missing the point, IMO.
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  328. So Humans dont have rights in this... by Killer+Instinct · · Score: 1

    "Biotechnology activist Jeremy Rifkin is opposed to crossing species boundaries, because he believes animals have the right to exist without being tampered with or crossed with another species." So animals have the rights, but not humans. Using animal parts in humans is ok, but should the owner of the cells being crossed with animal cells have the right to deny/accept it? Or would that redefine the start of life as being an embryo, instead of a birth?

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  329. Uninvent by Viking+Coder · · Score: 1

    Okay - I'd like to chip in my $0.02.

    There are things we wish we could uninvent - like VX Gas.

    Holding on to the last remaining smallpox seems dangerous, but they've made an excellent case in my opinion, that destroying it forever would be even more dangerous.

    But we are absolutely talking about doing experiments that we as a culture (let alone we as a species) do not all agree we should do - and that we can't undo.

    We should be cautious.

    Science is a tool - it doesn't have some holy purpose. Science for the sake of science is like a hammer for the sake of a hammer - even if you're hitting people with it.

    For the most part, scientists do have a purpose which for the most part benefits us all. But I think it's a reasonable position that this crosses the line. (At least as sensationalized here - maybe the true facts are more innocuous.)

    I also happen to believe that it's a reasonable position that this does not cross some arbitrary line. I hold that view - I think this is reasonable work. But I am forced to acknowledge that the alternate viewpoint is just as reasonable.

    I'm an atheist, so you can't go claiming I'm a religious zealout here - and I consider myself to be a very scientific thinker.

    Human + NotHuman is a recipe for argument.

    If you agree that there's no logical way to resolve an argument based on differing but reasonable personal opinions, then maybe we've just agreed that this should be halted.

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    1. Re:Uninvent by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      I agree with you that this research is just begging for disaster to happen.

      But I can't say that the threat of disaster has ever kept mankind from exploring. It's not right, or wrong. It is. And it's not rational. It's human nature.

      Exploration has never been the endeavor of the rational mind. The rational pick up the scraps from (or of) the explorers, and write it into history.

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      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
  330. What line..???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Humans are animals, there is no border!

    I do not understand the worried people here, as I believe there is no line or border between humans and animals;

    I do believe that humans take themselves far too seriously, with many thinking there is a god that has created this world for them(It's not a secret ya know: The sun doesn't revolve around the earth and the earth is not the center of the universe and most things will keep spinning and evolving even when the human race would be whiped out:)

    If you want to nitpick about moral values you should be talking about illegal unnessacery economic/religious wars

    Have a nice day

  331. Cool! Now they can cast Pinky and the Brain! by kpogoda · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yes.......Pinky............... I wonder if the mice would try to dominate the world?

    1. Re:Cool! Now they can cast Pinky and the Brain! by tjlsmith · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      They already have. It's Cheney and Bush.

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    2. Re:Cool! Now they can cast Pinky and the Brain! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you got the names backward, it should be Bush and Cheney.

  332. I, for one, by vivin · · Score: 1

    I, for one, welcome our new human-animal hybrid chimera overlords.

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    http://vivin.net

    I like
  333. Re:Obligatory by doctorfaustus · · Score: 1

    Will you spelling Nazis please stop interrupting threads with your irrelevent comments?

  334. Pinky and the BRAIN! by vivin · · Score: 2, Funny

    Later this year he may conduct another experiment where the mice have 100 percent human brains. This would be done, he said, by injecting human neurons into the brains of embryonic mice

    Who can say Pinky and the Brain?!?!

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  335. Are we men, or are we mice? by gatekeep · · Score: 1

    ... maybe a bit of both.

  336. How is this legal?-Grow your own. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Chimaeras aren't new - this sensationlist story is obscuring the fact that we've been moving in this direction for a while. And if America wants to meet its need for organs for transplantation, we are going to keep moving down this, and similar, roads of inquiry."

    You left out "regenerative" research. Why harvest when you can grow from what's already there?

    Of course who wants to take the difficult road, when the easy is so much better.

  337. The debate is very sane, imho by GozzoMan · · Score: 1


    I think, as other /.ers has pointed out in detail, that the referred experiments are not in fact rising any tangible ethical issue, al least from a laical point of view (I mean: no real risk of producing sentient mice and whatever).

    Anyway, I think that is really sane to start as soon as possible the debate about the human rights (here included protection from traumas and whatnot) and even civil rights (why not, if appliable?) of human/non-human hybrids, which, as I see it, is not very far away from the issue of human/civil rights of human-like-thinking robots (as discussed also on ./) or, as someone ad pointed out, of other high-evolved primates ("other" from homo sapiens sapiens I mean).

    I'm an atheist, I have absolutely no bias against "playing god" or whatever and I think it's foolish to reject stem cell research and everything, nevertheless I also think we ethically should be properly prepared to ensure the proper appliable rights to any human-like-sentient-albeit-not-necessarily-or-enti rely-human being, since I think that sooner or later we do will have to face this issues for real, and I surely wouldn't like to see any sentient being to be (for example) treated as an expendable labour unit any more that I would like to see a homo sapiens sapiens in the same condition.

    In order to being able to do so, we need at least a definition for "human-sentient being" and a determination of which are these "proper appliable rights" (human rights? also civil rights? a subset of them? what else?) For example, I agree to entitle human rights to high-evolved primates, but I wouldn't agree to entitle them to vote. (Digression: any of you would, instead?)

    It really doesn't seem an easy issue, so I think that a serious and as much public as possible discussion on the topic is due.

    As usual, ./ers are already a step further, and presently doing their best at it. ;)


    ... and, of course, I for one will welcome our new catwomen lasses!! :D

    1. Re:The debate is very sane, imho by GozzoMan · · Score: 1
      Anyway, I think that is really sane to start as soon as possible the debate about the human rights (here included protection from traumas and whatnot) and even civil rights (why not, if appliable?) of human/non-human hybrids [...]
      Uh, sorry for replying my own message. I got a little carried away with the topic, of course what I meant was about the "appliable" rights (as defined in the previous message) of any being resulting from any sort the manipulation of human genome; hybridation with non-human is just one possibility.
  338. Re:First post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now comments from Dr. Hsssssccchhhhs

    Dr. Hsssssccchhhhs: rrrgghhhh hsssscccchhs *REEP REEP*

  339. All Hail Pinky! by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    I for one welcome our human-brain mouse overlords!

  340. Alien movies by 5n3ak3rp1mp · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This whole thing reminds me of that disturbing scene in one of the Alien movies where Ripley entered a room with "failed hybrids" that were being kept alive (and suffering) for some reason.

    This area of research just opens up a million more questions than it answers...

    1. Re:Alien movies by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      This area of research just opens up a million more questions than it answers...

      And what true research hasn't?

      (In response to the example you gave, there is a chasm between research and sadism. Horror movies always focus on the sadism.)

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    2. Re:Alien movies by lifespan · · Score: 0

      and researcher usually turn a blind eye to the misery they inflict on their subjects ;)

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  341. Oh? by fataugie · · Score: 1
    Human Animal Hybrid? As if humans aren't animals? Now, if you were to have a human - plant hybrid...that would be something.

    Or a Human-Insect hybrid, like the Fly or something...

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  342. Yahweh Made the Flood to Wipe out the Nephilim by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You need to read the book of Enoch. Search for it on Google.

    The Nephilim were the offspring of rebellious angels and human women.

    Yahweh saw that they had to be destroyed, so he ordered Noah to collect literally millions of different animal species and cram them into a small boat. Even though this sounds impossible, Noah was able to do this with the help of Yahweh's magic powers.

  343. THIS IS WRONG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Absolutely 100% SICK. What's next? Mutant monkey humans? Think about what this could mean.

    1. Re:THIS IS WRONG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well it surely wouldn't diminish the discourse around here any...

  344. MOD parent funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    dumbass mods

  345. How is this legal? by neildiamond · · Score: 1

    I hope it's not a one-button mouse! Regardless of what the apple UI fans think, if I was half-mouse, I'd want the up/down scroll wheel.

    Think about it, would you want to be able to do more than one trick?

  346. So... by afstanton · · Score: 1

    ...when one of these things grows up, would it be wrong to think Jessica Rabbit is hot?

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  347. Or Cordwainer Smith by hughbar · · Score: 1

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cordwainer_SmithHis stories are full of the underpeople, half-cat, half-turtle etc. They are mainly used as servants but often seek justice and equality. I don't have a knee-jerk reaction against this, but it needs a GREAT deal of thinking about.

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  348. If Evolution is outlawed... by wondafucka · · Score: 1
    ...then only outlaws will evolve.

    Eat dust, homo sapiens.

  349. They've been doing it for years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Just FYI I've been working on patents for this technology for over 10 years (and I entered into the field well after they'd started on these explorations). Science has been producing these chimeras for some time; the fact that the technology is being publicly reported in this way means that some people are obviously ready to start business plans and profit from the research. Original technology tended to focus on practical applications such as developing "materials" for various military, industrial and research purposes, robotics and computers etc. (brains and other body parts); and for adaptations to experiment with developing controlled food sources and medical/health controls (as Monsanto and others are now doing with patenting food crops and explorations into tying that into developing food animals and humans genetically requiring those specific food crops or being unable to consume other natural food sources; or requiring use of medical products they hold the patents and production rights on). Some of it could be beneficial; some is evil for the sake of The Mighty Dollar and other dark purposes. But there's no stopping it.

  350. human vs animal? by dapendragon · · Score: 1

    Humans are animals, so the whole human/animal distinction in the article is unneccessary.

    The methods mentioned in the article are no more (or less) 'tampering with nature' than any other hybrids and breeding experiments we've been doing for centuries.

    1. Re:human vs animal? by lifespan · · Score: 0

      Humans are animals, so the whole human/animal distinction in the article is unneccessary. OK, technically yes but the key difference between humans and animals blows that point out of the water completely. A animal is a creature that is totally disposable and can be made extinct at our leisure. A human is a creature that is also totally disposable but it is not acceptible for the species to become extinct. See the difference? You can fsck around with animal dna all you like because the decision makers don't give a flying fsck if every animal on the face of the earth disappears. I suspect they would feel a little different about a extinction of humans, especially if it started with THEIR child.

      The methods mentioned in the article are no more (or less) 'tampering with nature' than any other hybrids and breeding experiments we've been doing for centuries.
      Except they involve humans. We couldn't give a rats ass whether every stork on the face of the earth were to die from Bird Flu because a botched DNA experiment made them vulnerable. Try it if we were screwing around with stork/human dna and we created the environment necessary to evolve the bird flu into a strain that could infect humans. At that point in time I think we'd have trouble finding anyone left alive that would support the parent posters viewpoint.

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  351. Re:Very similar to the Sumerian version of the god by alnjmshntr · · Score: 1

    You should check out the Anime called Gilgamesh. The story revolves around this Sumerian theme. It's very interesting, though the story can be confusing.

    Of course Full Metal Alchemist also deals very much with Chimera, and is also an excellent Anime series.

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  352. Re:How is this legal? What should be illegal? by SirLanse · · Score: 1

    So what would morally outrage you? Is there any type of experiment that you would find too nasty? Or do the ends justify the means? If the Nazis discovered a procedure to cure your child of stupidity: Would you feel comfortable telling the doctor to perform the "auschwitz" procedure on your child? Is there anything beyond what you would consider acceptable research? There are some really looney folks with wierd ideas they want to try. They all promise to save lives and reduce misery. Are there any experiments you would stop?

  353. For Sale by Hwyman · · Score: 2, Funny

    For sale...mace (+1 against chimeras). Barely used. Cheap!

  354. Elfenlied! by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 1

    Well, if you go check out Elfen Lied, the catgirls also all have tentacles. It's a win-win situation!

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  355. I, for one... by Stormwatch · · Score: 1

    ...welcome the humanoid vulpine girls. You can be my overlord any time you want, babe! ~_^

  356. Will a 10% Human have to accept Jesus 10% by sosiosh · · Score: 1

    Like the paradox of the pile of sand (i.e. how many grains do you remove before a pile of sand is not a pile), you must evaluate the issue of human-ness of these chimera as a continuum between human and not-human. This must lead the religious to question things from their own perspective.

    From what I understand, to the religious, a "soul" cannot exist as a continuum between "soul" and "not-soul". I see this as a problem for those that believe that a deity "deposits" a "soul" into a human body at some point. It was a bad enough problem for the single-egged twin situation - division after fertilization, hence after the assignment of a soul. But now, will we have hu-mouses that have to accept Jesus as their personal savior (or eat a cracker and drink some special wine) to get into heaven?

  357. Mary Shelley by bobobobo · · Score: 1
    I think any time we venture into the unknown such as chimeras, human clones, etc. The people who are the most ardent in jumping up and down, saying we should do this like the granparent poster, should be forced to sit down and read Mary Shelley's Frankenstein. If you've read the book, you'd realize what a horrid tortured existence the creature had to live.

    It is simply not ethical to push the boundaries without first pondering the implications. Granted this kind of research is still nowhere near creating a half man/half cheetah hybrid, and that scenario is still a ways off. We should definitely proceed with caution.

  358. individual by Khashishi · · Score: 1

    These chimeras and siamese twins introduce some ambiguity to the word "individual". I guess the best defining characteristic of individual is if you you consider yourself an individual. It's really interesting that our minds are really built out of the network and interconnects between cells. The cells themselves have no consciousness, and two different kinds of cells can network into one mind--one human. Those who claim that a zygote is a human is a soul will have a hard time explaining what happens when the zygotes fuse (chimera) or separate (identical twins).

  359. What do you mean when you say unnaturall??? by Szaman2 · · Score: 1

    I'm really getting tired of hearing people throwing around the same old phrases without even thinking about them. I only ask that you consider what you are saying before you yell "crime against nature".

    After all, are we not part of this "nature" thing? We are product of natural evolution just as a dog or a chimp is! We share about 90% of our genetic code (add or take a few percent) with monkeys! How does this 10% of genetic difference make us so damn different from any other animal on the face of the earth?

    We are just a little bit more adaptable than the rest of the animals but that's about it. We can fill out any and all avaliable ecological niches and actively create our own if we need to. We can shape our environment to suit our needs.

    Pack of wolves change their environment too - they mark their territory, they controll the population of their pray within that area and they chase off any intruders. We are a little better because we can put up a fence, and shoot the bunnies with a gun, and ram the dear with our SUV - but the principle is the same.

    When you take a shit - is that unnatural? How about when you kill a chicken to make chicken soup? Are you unnatural when you milk a cow? When you breed dogs? Everything we do is natural, because we are part of nature! But as soon as you do something like genetic modification - oh no! You are creating abdominations, you are playing God, etc...

    I think the fact that we are able to do these things is a clear indications that they are part of nature - of our human nature. Our evolution made us natural tinkerers - we take things, mold them and shape them so that they serve us better. That is exactly what we are supposed to do. How can you claim that one of the most basic features of our developed brain is unnatural?

    Who are you to pass judgment on what is natural and what is not? How do you know that this is not something that we were destined to do?

    Think about it. Even if you are religious the "unnatural" argument does not make sense. Perhaps that divine being you mention so eagerly is not opposed to genetic modification at all? Can you really say with 100% certainity your god didn't create you for that specific reason? Maybe humankind is here on earth for the sole reason of speeding up natural evolution via genetic engeneering? How do you know this is not the case?

    Sigh... This is just an example of how arogant we are as a species. We think so highly of ourselves that we no longer consider ourselves to be part of nature. We are the living gods who hold the fate of the world in our hands...

    I say this is bullshit. The only difference between you and your dog is that you can wipe your own ass more efficiently after you take a dump. That's about it. Oh, and you can also make outrageous claims about your superiority over animals.

    We are animals for god's sake! Get it straight people! Sure - we are the smartest ones on the planet, gut geezz. We are not THAT great.

    All this morality and human dignity crap is just garbage made up by bunch of bible beating idiots who have their heads up their asses so far that they wont even admit that we are descended from the apes. So let's just cut the crap, do our thing. Let's stop artificially inflating our ego's with empty, false ideas such as humand dignity, and unnatural conduct.

  360. Dissapointment by Rares+Marian · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What kin of geeks are you people?

    Everyone mentions Pinky and the Brain. No one mentions the rats of NIMH.

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    1. Re:Dissapointment by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      And not that silly Disney movie either. The original book.

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    2. Re:Dissapointment by Zen · · Score: 1

      Disney made a movie? I remember loving the book!

    3. Re:Dissapointment by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
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    4. Re:Dissapointment by StormKrow · · Score: 1

      Brain > NIMH. The rats of NIMH only wanted their little slice of heaven. They fought their own little internal battles. Brain had much bigger ambitions.... .."To try to take over THE WORLD!!!" :-)

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  361. My ranking of farm animal smarts. by chadjg · · Score: 2, Insightful

    1. The Cat (Caesar)
    Generally cat-like, and hence was pretty much above the rest of the world. Beat the crap out of the dog on a regular basis.

    2. My brother.
    Generally pretty smart except when he trained one of the sheep to charge everything and then wondered why he had to do all the barnyard chores until that psychotic ram went to slaughter.

    3. The dog.
    Our sheltie pretty much did what it wanted to all day, pushed all the other animals around at will and generally had a good time doing whatever came into it's brain that minute. The dog was enraged by squirrels and snakes and would lose all sense though.

    4. Goats
    They figure our doors, fences and pretty much do what they want. Not a lot scares them and they mostly ignore the dog.

    5. The Horse
    Actually rather smart. I trained it to come when called, work without harness or saddle and almost got it to sit on command (really! althouth this one pissed it off) The only problem is that horses are basically very, very blond. Anything and nothing can scare them into a high-speed witless panic. Horses get bored easily and can get cranky and neurotic.

    6. Ducks
    Bird brains, but they get along by themselves. They are not an active health hazard to themselves.

    7. Sheep & Chickens
    Both are high proof stupid. The chickens have an excuse. They, after all, can run around with most of their brains amputated, which is pretty much what they do with all their brains. We raised a few ducks with our chickens and they chics would follow the duck hatchlings into the watering trough and immediately sink to the bottom. A gu on Whidbey Island, in Washignton State, assembled a glock of chickens and kept htem with a dog and a certain type of hawk. The dog and the hawk would keep most of the other predators away and he let chickens breed and fend for themselves. Eventually he came up witha flock that would hide in tall weeds, watch out for the hawk, and generally survive without a lot of replacements and help. It took 20 years.

    Sheep should do better with their larger brains, but they don't. Sheep will pretty much kill themselves unless a human intervenes. One lamb tried to taste the flame of a blowtorch I was holding. Twice. When motivated, a herd of sheep can trample most things without a lot of trouble, but they never seem to learn to use this offensively. Really, if they had middle fingers, they could give it to the dog and go back to getting their heads stuck in the fence while trying to reach the grass on the other side. I hate sheep. If humans start getting sheep parts, the end of the world is about two hours away.

    8. Other
    We didn't raise cows, thank god. I think that some people think cows are stupid because they are big enough to sit there and look at you without giving a crap what you think. That and the regurgitating and re-chewing lunch makes people wonder. Pigs are supposd to be as smart as dogs, but I don't know. Geese are somewhat smarter than chickens and they're frickin' mean.

    I know this isn't prime geek material, but certainly the people doing this work realize these things and won't try to foist animal braisn on people. That would be unkind.

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  362. Mouse with human brain? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think they've been watching Pinky and the Brain too much

  363. Great by Silver+Falcon · · Score: 1

    yet another prime example of humans playing gods

  364. Dupe by Kurayamino-X · · Score: 1

    ker-Dupe.

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  365. Eggs by gonzocanuck2 · · Score: 1

    I might be wrong, but I don't think the eggs used for flu vaccine are fertilized. The eggs you buy in a grocery store are not fertilized either. Hens will lay eggs regardless if a male is around.

  366. How many asses . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    do they have?

  367. Ironic? by rivid · · Score: 1

    In the (original) game Resident Evil there was an enemy called the chimera. It would hide in the air ducts, then jump down and rip your spine out in the lab area... or something of that nature. I belive the scintists there where also messing around with stuff of this nature.

  368. this is not new by sydres · · Score: 1

    they have been doing this for years not to mention the fact that technically pig and cow valves being used in humans are a form of chimera so big deal besides I read about human gene splicing in mice about 7 year ago

  369. funny? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    more like -1 "this makes no fuckign sense". the article is talking about doing exactly what you are saying. why wouldnt it splice?

    if they can merge humans and mice im sure they can do elephant and pig. its all hypothetical anyways so like how can you even say that this cannot happen.

  370. Cross What Line?!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All of this talk about crossing the line between human and animal... What line is this? We ARE animals. We certainly are not minerals. Some of us (well, some of you) may be vegetables in some sense, but, really, humans are not vegetables, either. This leads us to animals; yep, that's what we are. Anybody claiming differently has rocks (minerals) in their head!

    Whether or not you believe a deity created us as an individual life form is actually quite irrelevant. He/She/It created each life form individually (if at all). So what? This view does nothing to change the fact that we are animals.

    Of course, those who believe in evolution already understand this. So why haven't they stood up here on /. to raise the issue I am? Probably because most of us incorectly believe that the fact that we are animals is SO OBVIOUS that we needn't correct the statement, "crossing the line between human and animal." Well, there are still many people out there who refuse to believe the evidence (much of the blame now resides with the American education system).

    But, still, even if you do not believe in evolution, we are still animals. What else would we be? (This is a real question; feel free to answer it!)

  371. "Pig-men"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For god's sake! You just trotted out the argument against the small pox vaccine! "It'll turn us all in to cow-men"!

    This has NOTHING to do with making half human half animal hybrids. Ugh.

    I so fear for humanity when 200 years teaches us NOTHING.

  372. ...mice with human brains. by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1

    But scientists still haven't perfected the cart that the mouse will use to carry its human sized brain around with it.

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  373. Possible SPAM: Get your horse penis graft now! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Scientists just perfected horse penis grafting. Financing is available!

  374. It would suck to be that mouse by gtkuhn · · Score: 1

    So mebbe the smaller brain volume limits its potential, but the "wiring" should follow human patterns. Concievably, this could lead to more advanced thought than most mice are capable of. Of course, without proper education it might be difficult to tell the mouse intellect from a completely uneducated human mind. Imagine having human-like thoughts but being unable to talk. Or lacking mouse survival instincts and getting picked on by the other lab mice.

  375. Why not lawyers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If we need more "human-like" animals for research, why not use lawyers? They're plentiful; nobody cares if you use them; they're almost like humans; and they have only two parts, mouth & asshole (and they're interchangeable!).

  376. Dealing with randomness allows for adaptation by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 1

    I'm not making a binary statement. There's already a fair bit of control in our system. It's possible to have too much control and structure in the same way that it's possible to have too much randomness.

    Take genetics as a metaphore. If you get a species which is too well adapted to a certain niche, it will be seriously inconvenienced if you remove it from that niche. The ability to deal with randomness is what allows a system to adapt to change.

    Also, it's dangerous to put too much faith in 'science' since science is ultimatly done by people and can be corrupted in the short term. Take, for example, the issue with the FDA where the head was taking money from the producers of various statin drugs such as lipitor and in turn advocated that statin drugs be proscribed even when a person's cholesterol was inside what should have been a 'safe' zone. Cholesterol is needed for neurogenesis, and while it's not listed as a side effect, these drugs can seriously interfere with a person's memory. It happened to my grandmother and it can happen to other people as well. As my organic chem professor told me in College, people put too much confidnece in the benevolence of the FDA.

    Applied science (technology) is and always has been vulnerable to corruption by those with vested interests.

    Besides, scientists are typically reductionist. They're trained to get confirmation of their theories on the mechanistic level, but they're not trained at all to consider the social rammifications.

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  377. STOP... by ColeNielsen · · Score: 1

    Stop and think about this again :

    [quote]
    Research projects that create human-animal chimeras risk disturbing fragile ecosystems, endanger health, and affront species integrity.
    [/quote]

    imagine the possiblities... Guess this menas Google isn't going to take over the world afterall...

    Darn ;)

  378. This should be legal. by MikeFM · · Score: 1

    Hybrids should be legal both for research and for actual production. They'd be a boone to humanity. Humans could self-evolve by adding animal traits we haven't yet been gifted with by evolution. Animals could be more useful to us and their lifes could be improved. Finally the answer of "Are we alone in the Universe?" could be answered - by creating new intelligent species to join us.

    Why not create hybrids? There is no reason a hybrid's life would be short and painful other than because small minded people feel threatened and would want to destroy them. As long as we protect hybrids from such abuse there is no reason they shouldn't exist. If anything research is where we should take the most care. We need to remember that these are living creatures, possibly human, and deserve our respect and care.

    Evolution is part of nature and species have always helped create and destroy other species. This is nothing new. This is just the first time those new species could be created to precise specifications by a different species.

    I do think there will be a radical change in how we treat both human and animal rights as hybrids become more mainstream. Overall I think animal rights will improve and the definition of human will expand. This should be good for everyone involved.

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  379. My girlfriend is a chimera? by MikeFM · · Score: 1

    I'm still more interested in human bodies with animal brains. How much better could life get than to have a pet that looks like a human but still is as loving as your cat or dog? Who needs a girlfriend?! ;)

    C'mon you know you want one! A sexy redhead girl that wants to sit on your lap and rub against you and who loves to lick. Why horny geek boy doesn't want that?

    It'd be good for them to. You could take your pet to dinner. How often has your cat or dog been left at home while you went and had steak? Finally they could join in!

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  380. Re:you're close by Jim_Callahan · · Score: 1

    Hm. My bad. Yeah, the bio guy down the hall tells me i'm wrong, too. Sorry about that, guess I had a flash of false expert syndrome.

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  381. Papaya fixation? by alexo · · Score: 1


    > Would that "grown on a papaya tree" being,

    I was referring to individual organs, not a complete being.

    But...

    > with an I.Q. of 80, have the same legal rights as the result of the interaction
    > of an ovum and a sperm that resulted in a child with an I.Q. of 80?


    If it was up to me, yes.

    > Does property ownership play a role? If I grew something on a "papaya
    > tree" with an I.Q. of 80, (remember, I watered, pruned, and fertilized (no
    > pun intended)) that tree, do I then have "Property Rights" over the fruit of
    > that tree? (again, no pun intended.)


    You feed, clothe and nurture your children (or at least I hope that you do), what's the difference?

    1. Re:Papaya fixation? by james_in_denver · · Score: 1
      You feed, clothe and nurture your children (or at least I hope that you do), what's the difference?

      hmmm, let me see,

      Children (of the sperm meets ovum vareity) have the legal status of self determination after a certain period of time. Furthermore, production of children is limited biologically to pretty much a maximum of 1/year (for an exclusively 1:1 male:female ratio relationship), for a varying range of 0 to 24 children "produced" in a "human" (as we know it now) lifespan. While given the "papaya tree" scenario, "human" production is limited only by the size of my "orchard" and the weather.

      Given your hypothesis of the "papaya tree", it would be possible to "grow" a crop of "something almost human" not limited to the biological reproductive capabilities of a (as we now understand it) "Human" couple.

      In a "market" economy, where these "products" (produce?) have value, wouldn't the "papaya grown" beings be subject to commercial "rights of ownership and profit", just like papaya "fruit" is today? As opposed to the legal right of self-determination and independance that our children "grow" into.

      I really don't take issue with organs or other "substitute" human material being grown on trees. (your metaphor, not mine)

      I feel that anything "manufactured" that approximates or approaches "human-ness", in the end, actually dilutes/reduces the true meaning of being "human".(and thus, our humanity).

      Will we be reduced at some point to squeezing the "fruit" to see if it is soft enough and ripe enough for our "tastes"???

      Is the purchased "fruit from the tree" mine? or does it have rights of it's own?

      Counting "boxes" in a warehouse, is for me, ethically and morally different than, counting humans.

      What I take issue with is creating genetically engineered and "manufactured beings" that may/will be partially/substantially human in origin and nature.

      But I am a moralist and philosopher by nature.

    2. Re:Papaya fixation? by alexo · · Score: 1

      James,
      In order to have a meaningful conversation, one has to listen to what the other side says.
      I already addressed these issues in my previous comments. Please re-read them as I have no inclination to repeat everything all over again.

  382. The Island of Dr. Moreau by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just what we need... smart mice; some people just don't get it.

    1. Re:The Island of Dr. Moreau by khokkanen · · Score: 1

      What are you talking about? Without mice our lovely computer called Earth wouldn't have been even built!

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  383. BAGI! by Tzarius · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I was just watching that. Coincidence, eh?

  384. Can we say "Brave New World" by nesmreh · · Score: 1

    Apparently d day is upon us... People need to die at some point... leave the nature in nature before we are that Lion Headed Serpent Tailed Goat. Chimera just sounds to dang fluffy bunny. I suggest everyone goes out and reads "Brave New World" by Aldous Huxley (btw... I don't care to read much and it was great)

  385. Mirror anyone? by Tajas · · Score: 1

    I think all us geeks took down this site with constant page views. Anyone got a mirror?

  386. What is the Law? by Mekkis · · Score: 1

    What is the law?
    No spill blood!
    No eat flesh!
    Walk on two legs, not on four!
    ARE WE NOT MEN?!

  387. exaggeration by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the article heavily exaggerates. they took a mouse and injected some human stem cells that turned into neurons, so the mouse brain is partially composed of human neurons. it does not have a human brain.

    i really hate it when people exaggerate the science like this. its terrible press. the claim doesn't even make sense! how would a human brain fit in a mouse skull?

    the answer to A is a resounding "no". the answer to B is not clear and will be debated for decades, if not a century or two.

  388. There are ligers still around by DragonHawk · · Score: 1

    I saw a Liger in person (it was about 50 feet away) at King Richard's Fair last fall. It was one BIG cat.

    More info on the same animal here:

    http://www.tigers-animal-actors.com/about/liger/li ger.html

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  389. Ask and ye shall receive by DragonHawk · · Score: 1

    Here's a Liger:

    http://www.tigers-animal-actors.com/about/liger/li ger.html

    Prolly not what you meant, I know. :)

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  390. Well.. by Slavinski · · Score: 1


    In response to (B), we "legally" don't consider an
    unborn human a human.

  391. The Unseen World Inside You by queenb**ch · · Score: 1

    What these people have totally failed to consider is that all mammals (and most non-mammals) have a unique set of viruses and bacteria that are unique to their species. These things live in the digestive tract, blood stream, organs, etc. of every creature and they are typically unique to that species of critter. We humans have our own. Mixing our "cooties" with their "cooties" is disasterous.

    The "Bird Flu" is one example. People were exposed to an avian virus that was supposed to be begnin but which does what all viruses do, mutated. Then the people got very ill and many died from the "begnin virus".

    There is more than a small amount of evidence that AIDS was a gift to the world from the WHO. It seems that the WHO sent a bunch of Belgian doctors and scientents to what was at the time the Belgian Congo to vaccinate the locals against polio and small pox. The doctors and scientists were overwhelmed by the numbers and soon ran out of vaccine. Since they knew how to make the vaccine and there were a nice handy supply of local monkeys available, they started making and administering their own home grown vaccine. The only problem with that was the local monkey population was the Green Monkey, which carries SIV. In the process of vaccinating people for polio and small pox, they were inadvertently given SIV as well. The SIV virus does what any good virus does and mutates. Instead of SIV, now we have HIV.

    Growing the cells together doesn't help this process. In many organisms, the bacteria and viruses have a co-dependent relationship with the host. Oral bacteria is another example. We humans have a whole host of particulary nasty bacteria that live in our mouths. Let them become unbalanced and you see conditions like thrush and other oral diseases. However, these organisms aid in the digestion processes. Scientists aren't really sure how they are acquired. Same goes for the extensive list of little friends living in our digestive tract.

    Now you want to start mixing animal and human? Scientists have found species-specific bacteria and viruses in cloned animals and even when the clone is implanted in a host species, many of these things are still present. They appear to be quite integrated with the actual organism. The exact method of acquision is as yet unknown. Until this can be seperated, which may not be possible, we're playing with some serious juju.

    Man, we have go to get our selves off this rock before some l4m3r breeds a superbug that wipes the place clean.

    2 cents,

    Queen B

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  392. Re:Call me when by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's horrifyingly witless. If I were you, I'd scuba dive in Drano.