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  1. Unfortunate acronyms on Ford Showcases Self-Parking Car Technology · · Score: 2

    Heh, "Ford FAP-Aid". That'll be popular...

  2. A recent offensive of porn producers? on Judge Ends Massive Porn Lawsuit · · Score: 1

    An "offensive" of porn producers? Is that the collective noun?
    Flock of sheep
    Wizard of owls
    Murder of crows
    Offensive of porn producers

    Well, I learn something new every day.

  3. Commentary from NZ-based law firm on NZ Draft Bill Rules Out Software Patents · · Score: 1

    There is a brief commentary from Baldwins, a NZ-based law firm, at http://www.baldwins.com/select-committee-reports-on-new-patents-bill-in-new-zealand/

    The fact the Patent Office previously granted patents for non-meritorious inventions is not surprising. Historically examiners have only been able to rely on publications in New Zealand for novelty of the application. The Patent Office did not consider the ground of inventive step in examination. However, this is the case for all forms of technology in New Zealand, not just software, under the existing Act.

    The previous version of the Bill addressed these failings by introducing absolute novelty, examination for inventive step and no longer giving applicants the benefit of the doubt. It is not clear why the Committee put in an exclusion of software or why the Committee treated software differently to other forms of technology. This is in clear conflict with the review performed earlier in 2005.

  4. Re:BS Article on Carbon-14 Dating Reveals 5% of Vintage Wines May Be Frauds · · Score: 1

    The carbon "dating" is nothing of the sort. It is a match of C14/C12 ratios in the wine to ratios found in atmospheric samples, based on uptake and atmospheric composition, not on C14 decay.

  5. Re:You're taking the piss. on Coming Soon, Smartphone-Based Banking · · Score: 1

    It is important that the cheque be photographed on a wooden table.

  6. Re:Hasn't Schrodingers Cat been through enough? on Creating a Quantum Superposition of Living Things · · Score: 1

    "What have you done to the cat? It looks half dead"
    -- Schrodingers wife

  7. Standard day for World Standards Day? on World Standards Day 2005 · · Score: 1

    A few years ago, Friday, October 14 was World Standards Day. Or, at least, it was World Standards Day in *some* countries. However, in America, the celebrations were held on October 11th. In Finland, World Standards Day was marked on October 13th. Italy planned a separate conference on standards for October 18th.
    - Shakib Otaqui

  8. Natures way of telling us on Labs Scramble to Destroy Deadly Flu Samples · · Score: 1

    Think of this as nature's way of saying that there's too many humans. A good pandemic is just what we need.

    If it does get out, what better way to ensure that the majority of survivors will have antibodies for this particular strain? We're not going to fall for it twice!

  9. 500mA per device on Why Don't PDAs and Cellphones Use USB? · · Score: 4, Informative

    From http://www.usb.org/developers/usbfaq/#pow1
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    1. How much power does a system in S3 need to supply to USB?

    A: 500mA per USB port. See section 7.2.3 for the details of device behavior during suspend and resume.
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    Presumably this has something to do with it. HTH. HAND.

  10. Unisys/JADE connection on Trademarking Open-Source Projects? · · Score: 1

    Jade is the name of the next version of LINC, a crusty old mainframe language popular on Unisys mainframes. Common use of the word Jade to refer to their software rather considerably predates your project (and Java itself), I'm afraid.

    Plus, don't mess with Unisys. <ahem>gif<ahem>

  11. Re:Not quite ... on Laptops with the Longest Battery Life? · · Score: 1

    > As far as the LCD screen is concerned - simply reduce its brightness.

    Or install Jaws and turn it off altogether. Jaws doubles your battery life!

  12. Re:The ultimate troll??? on Orbdev Files US Federal Suit Over Asteroid Claim · · Score: 1

    > He's got balls the size of 433 Eros.

    Might explain why he's so pissed at NASA for landing a probe on one of them.

  13. Re:Mo Money! Mo Money! Mo Money! on Windows ATMs by 2005 · · Score: 1

    > Most ATMs are designed to go balls-up at the first sign of trouble ...It's a natural match for the windows operating system.

  14. free dialup - pobox.co.uk on Month-to-Month Dial-Up 'Net Access in the UK? · · Score: 1

    The company called pobox has free UK dialup. Visit http://www.pobox.co.uk for details.