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  1. Re:Please ... on The UK's Internet Porn Filter and Fighting Censorship Creep · · Score: 1

    I see your point.

    When 'Linda' calls, I'd like to request a block on the 'barely legal' genre but a definite yes to MILF. Brunettes, OK. Redheads, definitely yes. Blondes, if nothing else is available. Gonzo porn: check. Light on the plots, please. Big jugs OK, but hold the circus-sized breasts. Nice long legs a must.

    What? You say your filter cant handle this? What sort of an outfit are you running there? I'd be surprised if Linda didn't hang up in the middle of my filter parameter list.

  2. Great on NSA Trying To Build Quantum Computer · · Score: 1

    And when they drag me into court for some conspiracy, I'll just cite Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle and SchrÃdinger's cat as basis for reasonable doubt and get off scott free.

  3. Please ... on The UK's Internet Porn Filter and Fighting Censorship Creep · · Score: 1, Funny

    ... hold the gay sex and drugs. I'll have an extra helping of porn, if that's not too much trouble.

  4. They're all dead on Searching the Internet For Evidence of Time Travelers · · Score: 1

    They forgot that when they stepped back in time, Earth was no longer in the same position as it was. Having moved through space in orbit around the sun and galaxy center. So they appeared in the vacuum of space and promptly expired.

  5. Re:We Aren't Morons on Searching the Internet For Evidence of Time Travelers · · Score: 1

    And then there's that 12 digit Slashdot ID. You'd get modded down so far by the old timers nobody would ever see your posts.

  6. Seems like ... on Searching the Internet For Evidence of Time Travelers · · Score: 2

    ... they should be finding evidence of a lot of con artist prognosticators plus some people whose PC clocks are set incorrectly.

    The con artists make a whole batch of 'predictions' and then disavow responsibility for those that don't come true. This is made easier by the anonymity of the Internet. Make predictions, each under a pseudonym. And then only prove ownership of the names that made the correct guesses.

  7. Re:Strategy on Bill Nye To Debate Creationist Museum Founder Ken Ham · · Score: 1

    And attacking people's beliefs makes one look like a pompous ass as well. So just showing up for such a debate would be a no-win strategy. All the creationists have to do is whine, "He's picking on me! Boo hoo!" and win sympathy.

    not to address "the fundamental issues".

    The underlying issue is the logical fallacies that creationists use to pass their belief off as an alternative to science. And the reason creationism needs to be pushed back is not the belief itself, but the lack of critical thinking skills upon which such belief is constructed and the danger that these will creep into people's everyday life.

  8. Depends on their talents on Do Non-Technical Managers Add Value? · · Score: 1

    If they are good at blocking the bureaucracy, that is definitely a value. If they don't have a technical background, then they shouldn't be making technical commitments for the group in meetings. A manager willing to admit his strengths and weaknesses and seek support for the latter is worth his weight in gold.

    A man's got to know his limitations.

  9. This just reminds me ... on ABC Kills Next-Day Streaming For Non-Subscribers · · Score: 1

    ... of how little I really need to watch ABC programming. Let corporate fuck up a few more times and perhaps they will be replaced.

    ABC corporate screwed over our local affiliate years ago. There were a few personality conflicts with popular local personalities that they needed to win. They did. Talented and well liked people moved on and the station's ratings went into the toilet and stayed there.

  10. Strategy on Bill Nye To Debate Creationist Museum Founder Ken Ham · · Score: 1

    Nye needs to keep the debate about the scientific process in general. Not get bogged down in the details of Evolution vs Creationism. I'm not certain he is an expert on either topic. But if he can stop the discussion at the introduction of logical or process errors, he stands a chance.

    The argument isn't really about Creationism anyway. I really could care less. But the failures in application of the scientific principle that allow such a belief are what harm society. And no creationist has ever convinced me that they can faithfully follow the correct process in all cases other than this one.

  11. Re:Capability Based Security on Thank Goodness For the NSA — A Fable · · Score: 1

    But most people understand PO boxes and know where Nigeria is. Grandma just thought the kittens were cute and had no understanding why a binary from .ru or.cn would be something to worry about. OTOH, grandma has come close to cleaning out her savings account because Leisure Suit Larry said he'd hold the cash for her.

  12. Damned missing options! on Five Alternatives To Snapchat · · Score: 1

    How about:

    6) None of the above.

  13. Re:BITCOIN on How to Avoid a Target-Style Credit Card Security Breach (Video) · · Score: 1

    In that case, use Dogecoin. They may still steal your money, but not without Shiba bite-marks on their ass.

    Wow. Such money. Much volatile. Very safety.

  14. Damn! on Illinois Law Grounds PETA Drones Meant To Harass Hunters · · Score: 1

    Trap shootin' season is over early.

  15. Re:So what happens to the ship? on Helicopter Rescue For All Passengers Aboard Antarctic Research Ship · · Score: 4, Informative

    It is summer down there now. The ice isn't freezing around the ship. Wind is blowing ice floes into a large pack which has trapped the ship.

    Hopefully, as the seasons change, the winds will shift and loosen the ice before winter and an actual freeze.

  16. Re:Capability Based Security on Thank Goodness For the NSA — A Fable · · Score: 1

    Yeah, yeah.

    because we're all system administrators of our own machines,

    And by 'we', you mean the majority of users who see the UAC popup and only understand, "Blah, blah. Blah, blah download, blah, blah, blah. Yadda, yadda, codec, blah, blah, blah." And all they want is a button that says, "Make the nasty box go away and give me the cute kitten desktop."

    Game over.

  17. Re:The Elements of Style on Ask Slashdot: What Are the Books Everyone Should Read? · · Score: 1

    Ain't that the truth?

  18. Re:The Bible on Ask Slashdot: What Are the Books Everyone Should Read? · · Score: 2

    And then read "Extraordinary Popular Delusions and the Madness of Crowds". The Bible will then become clear for what it is.

  19. Re:Drones, Anyone? on Russian Startup Offers Wireless Remote Controller For Cars · · Score: 2

    a full-size car...

    The Opel fan club would like a word with you.

  20. Re:Then Windows would be...? on If UNIX Were a Religion · · Score: 1

    I wish you wouldn't drool when you whisper in my ear.

  21. Re:Fundamentalists? on If UNIX Were a Religion · · Score: 2

    Those would be the practitioners of the command line.

  22. Re:They'll poll damn well after the next attack on Former Head of NSA Calls For Obama To Reject NSA Commission Recommendations · · Score: 2

    Actually, they'll poll really well if some SWAT team kicks in some doors and stops the next attack. And the NSA's contribution to that is revealed. I don't think the current surveillance regime (what we knew of it, anyway) polled terribly well after Boston. The Russians told us to watch these guys and still our entire bag of tricks didn't stop them.

  23. Hello, miss. on How Machine Learning Can Transform Online Dating · · Score: 1

    That's a nice ${ANATOMICAL_PART} you've got there.

  24. Re:0) Install Linux on 4 Tips For Your New Laptop · · Score: 1

    Running only a terminal session.

    Then I never have to worry about loaning my machine to anyone, guest accounts or whatever.

  25. Nope. I'm OK. on Linux Distributions Storing Wi-Fi Passwords In Plain Text · · Score: 4, Funny

    No passwords stored as plaintext on my system's disk. Only on the yellow post-it stuck to the display.