User: B1FF

Re:Now they need

On: Palm Pilot with Hard Drive

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Ggr8 1D3A!!!!!!1

On: Distributed Denial of Service Attacks

> Of course, the only way they could compile the
> greylist would be to run through IP addresses
> and test them for security holes, the same way
> that the script kiddies do. Would that be
> ethical?

Y3$. 1T W0ULD $4V3 M3 L0T$ 0F T1M3 1F I C0ULD
JU$T U$3 UR ``greylist'' 2 P1CK T4RG3T$ FR0M.

Y3$, PL33ZE D0 R3C0N W0RK F0R M3.
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M$ G0T TH4T W4R3 FR0M SPYGL4$$

On: BBC Solicts Questions to Ask Bill Gates

M$ G0T TH4T W4R3 FR0M SPYGL4$$
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Because MS depends on faith

On: BBC Solicts Questions to Ask Bill Gates

> Why the hell should Bill Gates be terrified that you don't care what he says?
> You probably don't much care what I say either... should I be terrified too?

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Re:thsi

On: Sun's New MAJC Architecture

*&^%$#@!
*&^%$#@! anyway, you knew what he meant, didn't you?
*&^%$#@!

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Re:Dorks or Geeks?

On: Geeks in the Space: The Attack of 5

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U PR0BABLY TH1NK U CAN N3V3R B AZ K3WL AS B1FF,
BUT 1F U W0RK HARD, MAYB3 S0ME DAY U CAN. R U
G01NG 2 TRY, 0R JUST WH1NE, D0RK??!?#?#?#????
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Re:Any little-endian PPC Linux systems?

On: Will PPC Become the Preferred Linux Platform?

> I prefer little-endian architectures.

M3 T00, D00D!!!!!!1 MY C=64 1Z L1TT3L 1NDIAN,
&& 1 AD0R3 MY S1XTY F0UR!!!!!%!%!%!%!%!%!%!!!!!!1
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G3RALD!!!!!!!11

On: The Post-FUD Era has Begun

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F0R U. D1D Y0U G3T THAT CRAC|'3D C0PY 0F

$PAC3 CAD3T 2OOO

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Re:Jesus Freak Geeks!

On: Ask Slashdot: Geeks Stereotypes and Their Origins

Unless you've had a mystical experience, one of the best reasons to believe
in God is that the universe is so damned complex. But most nerds these days
have studied complexity, done computer simulations of Natural Selection,
etc. The mystique of the universe is gone, and it appears to really "run"
on top of basic physical law--

Oops. Oh dear. I broke character. What I meant to say was...

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S0 K00L. 1 WANT H1S WAREZ!!!!1` W3LL, U CAN"T HAVE TH3M!!!!1 1 AM TH3
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On: Ask Slashdot: Geeks Stereotypes and Their Origins

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ST3R3O TYP3, 1 AM A HUMAN B31NG!!!!!!!11

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On: 3Com Sues over DaVinci

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U G0TTA STAND UP 4 WHAT U TH1NK 1Z WRIT3!!!

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WAR3Z, 1 SAY PHUCK 'EM!!! WAR3Z R MAD3 2 B FR33!
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B1FF 1Z TH3 C00L3ST

On: Programmers Ain't Gettin' Any

> If you really want to improve your social life, try hooking up with yout local music scene. The parties are a blast! :-)

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F33TUR3

On: The Media on Microsoft's "Crack this..." ploy

1T'S N0T A BUG, 1T'S A F3ATUR3. 1F W1ND0Z3 W0RK3D "0UT 0F TH3 B0X" TH3N LUS3RZ W0ULD N0T N33D MCSEs T0 H3LP TH3M. R3M3MB3R, TH1S 1S A S3RV1C3 1NDUSTRY.
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Re:Somehow...

On: LinuxPPC Challenge: Crack the Box and Keep it!

1 KN0W!!!!!!!!!!!111

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S0 FAR, 1 KN0W IT'5 N0T BLANK, "ROOT" OR "SECRET" BUT 1'LL K33P TRY1NG! 1 W1LL 3V3NTUALLY GU3SS IT!!!!!!111111 1 W1LL TH3N HAV3 A PPC B0X ALL T0 MYS3LF!!!!1
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Re:Excellent Film

On: Forum:Blair Witch Project

THE W1TCH SCR3WING WITH THEM?!

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Re:Spoiler Warning

On: Forum:Blair Witch Project

If the characters had done everything right and still gotten zapped, this would have been a kick-ass movie.

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Re:Just Privatize it

On: NASA proposes keeping commercial income

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Re:hmm

On: Watch Web's first "Open Company"?

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Re:Small connection..

On: Penny-size 180 Gigabits CDROMs

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'B1FF U 5TUD!!!1 51Z3 15N"T 3V3RYTH1N6,
1T"S H0W U Y00Z 1T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1'

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Re:Where do they say *ALL* encryption software

On: U.S. Government Wants Public Encryption Software Removed

> if we go on a holy war of flammage on this one, we are going to look like illiterate morons

N0 WHAY, THAT W1LL N0T HAPP3N!!!!1
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D0N"T L3T TH3 F3DZ D0 TH15!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

0R 3LS3 N3XT T1M3 THAY W1LL CUM AFT3R ALL US 3L33T D00DZ!!!!!!!!!!11
U HAV3 2 DRAW A L1NE 1N TH3 5AND N0W!!!

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