"Right now, my personal computer is on the inside of a NAT firewall. There is no way you can route a packet to it - go ahead, try to telnet to 10.200.120.4, I dare you."
H4 H4, D00D!!!!11 1 G0T THRU && CR4CK3D UR P4$$WURDZ!!!!!!1
H3Y, U H4V3 ***MY*** F1L3Z!!!!1 W3R3 D1D U GE3 MY $TUFF??!???!!!??
1 W1LL T33CH U. H3R3 CUMZ TH3 RM -RF/, SUCKA!!!!!!!!!!!11
> Christ, people, if we ever want to stop this idea that all computer > people are "hacker doodz", then we need to stop acting like five year > olds whenever the chance might present itself.
> THIS makes me proud to be a Linux user. If we > could all be as mature, maybe I wouldn't mind > being lumped in a "community" with the rest of > you so much.:)
1 $T4ND B4 U 4Z 4 PR1M3 3X4MPL3 0F TH4 21st C3NTURY D00D. T4K3 TH4T H0W3V3R U W1$H.
S0 1F Y0U 3V3R N33D SUM G00D L0V1N" FR0M 4 GUY WH0 H4Z 4LL TH3 L8est W3R3Z, JU$T G1MM3 4 J1NGL3 && 1"LL G1V3 U R00T, B4BY!!!11 000H, Y34H!!!!11
(And, just to break character for a moment: I agree with Biff about society being past this. I really think that if you look around, you'll see a trend of people surrenduring their free will and taking the easy way out from thinking. The mass media and the authoritarian governments, regardless of their intentions, are really starting to have some sad effects on youngsters brains... Talk to a 12 year old some time, and see how they compare to the people you remember when you were 12. It's sobering. Give us a few more decades, and USA will be ready for arranged marriages.)
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TH3Y 4 T4K1N6 4W4Y MY G0D=G1V3N R16HT 2 TR4D3 W4R3Z!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
H0P3 TH1$ H3LPZ.
U R ~ 31337, D00D!!!!!!!!!!!1
: Run stuff optimized for P4 on it, Intel now has the advantage.
RUN $TUFF 0PT1M123D 4 TH3 P4 0N 1T, && AMD ST1LL H4Z TH3 4DV4NT463, B"CUZ 1T"S $T1LL 0NLY H4LF 4$ F4$T 4$ TW1N 4TH0N MP!!!!!!!!!!1
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"As for the email addresses and sysadmin names, I really don't think that's a big deal."
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4LS0, 1F U KN0W S0M30N3"S N4M3, TH3N U C4N M4YB3 G3T TH31R PH0N3 NUMB3R. TH3N WH3N U H4V3 TH4T, TH3R3"S 4 TR1CK 1 L34RN3D FR0M TH3 G4M3 ``UPLINK''. U C4LL TH3M 0N PH0N3 4ND R3C0RD TH31R V01C3 P4TT3RN. TH3N U C4N CR4CK V01C3 CYPH3RZ!!!!!!!!1
"If that's really an avenue to social engineering, then we're all in trouble."
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"Right now, my personal computer is on the inside of a NAT firewall. There is no way you can route a packet to it - go ahead, try to telnet to 10.200.120.4, I dare you."
/, SUCKA!!!!!!!!!!!11
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H3Y, U H4V3 ***MY*** F1L3Z!!!!1 W3R3 D1D U GE3 MY $TUFF??!???!!!??
1 W1LL T33CH U. H3R3 CUMZ TH3 RM -RF
PHUXX U PHAGG0T!%!%!%!%!%!%!%!%!%!%!%!%!%!%!%!%!%!!
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> Christ, people, if we ever want to stop this idea that all computer
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> people are "hacker doodz", then we need to stop acting like five year
> olds whenever the chance might present itself.
D00D, U SUXX!!!!!!!!!!!!111
TH3R3"S N0TH1N6 WR0N6 W1TH B31N6 4 H4XX0R D00D!!!!!!!!!!!!1
M4YB3 U R JU$T J34L0US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
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F0RD L1NUX?
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1F 1 W3R3 B1LL G4T3Z, 1 W0ULD "D0N4T3" TH3 4F0R3M3NT10N3D H4RDW4R3...
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W1TH0UT TR4D1N6 $0M3TH1N6 1N R3TURN????%?%?%??%?
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> Fuck the w4r3z d00ds!
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1 W1LL R00T Y0R B0X && D3L3T3 Y0R MP3Z!!!!!!1
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FR0M MY Z1P D1SKS. TH4T"S SUPP0Z3D 2 BE 'A PL4C3
4 MY STUFF' WH3R3 1 K33P MY P0RN S0 MY P4R3NTZ
D0N"T G3T 1T!!!1 1 SP3NT 4 L0T 0F T1M3
D0WNL04D1NG TH3T STUFF, 4ND 1 D0N"T TH1NK TH3Y
SH0ULD G3T 1 $3LL ***MY*** W0RK.
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B1FF'$ PL4TF0RM:
1) FR33 0-D4Y W4R3Z 4 4LL 31337 D00DZ!!1
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WH4T 3L$3 SH0ULD 1 PUT 0N MY PL4TF0RM, D00DZ??
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> I have to ssh over to my wife's Linux box to read it...
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Y0UR H0M3 LAN 4 P455W0RDZ!!!!!!!!!!!
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W41T 2 R00T Y0UR W1F3"S B0X!!!!11 HA HAH HA HAH!
G3T 1T???
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> THIS makes me proud to be a Linux user. If we :)
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> could all be as mature, maybe I wouldn't mind
> being lumped in a "community" with the rest of
> you so much.
WH4T 3X4CTLY R U 1MPLY1N6?!?!?!?!%!*!#!!!!?
L1NUCKS 4 3V3R!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
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TH3 TR1CK 1Z 2 3ND Y0R P0ST W1TH "Oh well, I'll probably be moderated as Flamebait for this"
0R "Go ahead and moderate this down, I don't care."
TH3Z3 TR1CK$ W0RK, D00000DZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111 U C4N B3 4 K4RM4 WH0R3!!!!!1
1"LL PR0B4BLY G3T M0D3R4T3D D0WN 4 TH15...
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1T D3P3NDZ. R U 3L33T?
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Y W00D U 3V3R W4NT 2 F1LT3R 4NY 1 P4RT1CUL4R US3R 0UT?!?!??%*?%?
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> but come on... I thought our society was past all of this.
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H4 H4 H4 H4!!!!!!11
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W1TH 4G3. P33PL3 4R3 G3TT1NG DUMB3R 4$ $0C13TY 4DV4NC3S.
1 $T4ND B4 U 4Z 4 PR1M3 3X4MPL3 0F TH4 21st C3NTURY D00D. T4K3 TH4T
H0W3V3R U W1$H.
S0 1F Y0U 3V3R N33D SUM G00D L0V1N" FR0M 4 GUY WH0 H4Z 4LL TH3 L8est W3R3Z,
JU$T G1MM3 4 J1NGL3 && 1"LL G1V3 U R00T, B4BY!!!11 000H, Y34H!!!!11
(And, just to break character for a moment: I agree with Biff about society
being past this. I really think that if you look around, you'll see a
trend of people surrenduring their free will and taking the easy way out
from thinking. The mass media and the authoritarian governments, regardless
of their intentions, are really starting to have some sad effects on
youngsters brains... Talk to a 12 year old some time, and see how they
compare to the people you remember when you were 12. It's sobering. Give
us a few more decades, and USA will be ready for arranged marriages.)
:WQ
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AC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
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1"m pr3tty g00d, d00d!!!!11 h0w 4b0ut u?!??%?!?
1 g0t l0t$ 0f 0-d4y w4r3z!!!! dr0p by my bbs if u n33d s0m3!!
but r3m3mb3r 2 upl04d s0m3th1ng | () () |_
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l8er d00dz!!!!!!!$%*$%*$!!!!!!!!!!11
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