Hence the quotes around the quote.
You could just as easily say Rick stole it from the guy who write the joke for him. But he didn't steal it. It's all public domain, so enjoy. Or congratulate us Canadians for legalizing staplers.
"If you want to vote for Candidate A, you throw a pine cone in this box. If you want to vote for Candidate B you throw a birch branch in this box. After a while though, the boxes get pretty heavy and weigh a couple of kilometers."
All this talk about vulnerable machines will be all for not. Voting policies all over US have security systems like giant sieves - all this article will do is remind us that yes, Bush did steal the election fair and square and yes, he will do it again.
The original poster makes a valid point about the shittiness involved with finding a job these days, and of course 10% of you, completely oblivious to each other of course, identify yourselves as professional comedians in attacking a couple of typos in his post. I suppose you folks are all completely content to have a job yourself, especially ones that allows you the free time to slashdot (not that there's anything wrong with that, of course).
What you clowns need to realize that (especially nowadays) the requirements to get the job you want are more than simply qualifications or a dazzling personality. With the number of applications that each employer receives, there is a large element of luck involved as well. So go ahead and stroke your egos with pseudo-satire -perhaps one day your own inambition will land you waiting in line in front of the local soup kitchen as you contemplate the millions of other people who still don't give a shit about you.
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You've got confidence in your company to survive without you. Good I say.
In the meantime I believe there's some envelopes that need licking over there.
If the USA got to Mars and found Osama there, just chilling. "Uh..I didn't think you guys would look here..."
Hence the quotes around the quote. You could just as easily say Rick stole it from the guy who write the joke for him. But he didn't steal it. It's all public domain, so enjoy. Or congratulate us Canadians for legalizing staplers.
"Talking to Americans" my friend. See what happens when we make that mistake? You get laughed at.
"If you want to vote for Candidate A, you throw a pine cone in this box. If you want to vote for Candidate B you throw a birch branch in this box. After a while though, the boxes get pretty heavy and weigh a couple of kilometers."
All this talk about vulnerable machines will be all for not. Voting policies all over US have security systems like giant sieves - all this article will do is remind us that yes, Bush did steal the election fair and square and yes, he will do it again.
It took you a whole day to lick 80 envelopes? What were you doing the rset of the time? Building up saliva?
What blatant screwage - the biggest flaw of this film was that it opened so close to when ROTK opened.
ROTK has perhaps no more than two or three memorable scenes while Big Fish is a beautifully shot, extremely imaginative piece of art.
Perhaps it will indeed take the route of Fight Club and become a cult classic in the years to come.
The original poster makes a valid point about the shittiness involved with finding a job these days, and of course 10% of you, completely oblivious to each other of course, identify yourselves as professional comedians in attacking a couple of typos in his post. I suppose you folks are all completely content to have a job yourself, especially ones that allows you the free time to slashdot (not that there's anything wrong with that, of course). What you clowns need to realize that (especially nowadays) the requirements to get the job you want are more than simply qualifications or a dazzling personality. With the number of applications that each employer receives, there is a large element of luck involved as well. So go ahead and stroke your egos with pseudo-satire -perhaps one day your own inambition will land you waiting in line in front of the local soup kitchen as you contemplate the millions of other people who still don't give a shit about you.