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  1. Re:Advertising on University Offers Class In Zombie Studies · · Score: 1

    Sorry, I'm not into gay porn. But if you like hairy ass, there's a lot of options around.

  2. Re:Advertising on University Offers Class In Zombie Studies · · Score: 1

    I have nothing against studying women.

  3. Tractor beans on Tractor Beams Come To Life · · Score: 1

    So, they're using tractors to harvest beans. So what?

  4. Re:Advertising on University Offers Class In Zombie Studies · · Score: 2, Funny

    Can I get a degree on porn? With lab classes??? Where do I sign?

  5. Re:Wait, what? on European Parliament All But Rejects ACTA · · Score: 3, Informative

    The European Parliament is usually a reliable entity with good sense. That's why there are so many rulings that allow the hateful non-elected European Commission to go over their heads in many issues. I wouldn't be surprised if the EC just ignores the Parliament and signs an agreement with the US to apply ACTA here.

    After all, it's presided by a jerk called Barroso, that went from Maoist troublemaker in the 70s to free-market right-wing super-bureaucrat. He avidly supported the invasion of Iraq when he was the Portuguese Prime Minister and licked Bush's ass until his mouth turned brown. Strangely he was rewarded a job as head of the Commision in spite of being a spineless ass-licker that embarrassed and ashamed us Europeans, and specially us Portuguese.

    Another ass-licker, Tony Blair, nearly won the job of President of European Council, but this time the outrage was too much for the Euro Dickhead Bureaucrats to sweep under the rug.

  6. Re:Philosophical issue arises on Translating Brain Waves Into Words · · Score: 1

    I hope they don't apply that on me. I almost only think about sex the whole day.

  7. Re:Larry Ellison Doesn't BS on Former HP CEO Selected As Oracle Co-President · · Score: 1

    You are right, employees are so incredibly stupid that they only think about bankrupting the company. After all, there are new jobs waiting around everywhere.

    Fortunately there is the shareholder, that superior human being, whose decisions are always right, like hiring overpaid CEOs that make shares go up in the short term by cutting R&D and other useless expenses. Before shit hits the fan, the shareholder will have cashed a huge sum of money selling his stock and doesn't give a rat's ass for the future of the company. Neither the CEO, of course. He's fired receiving a few tenths of millions and calls one of his pals to get a new job.

    I'm glad we have these nice people to take care of our jobs, or else the economy would be in deep shit.

  8. Re:What I don't understand about Mark Hurd on Former HP CEO Selected As Oracle Co-President · · Score: 1

    Well, the latter have a profound and varied experience that the former lacks...

  9. Re:Larry Ellison Doesn't BS on Former HP CEO Selected As Oracle Co-President · · Score: 1

    Since when any board gives a fuck about how their employees feel like?

  10. Re:Larry Ellison Doesn't BS on Former HP CEO Selected As Oracle Co-President · · Score: 1

    If he was making "questionable expenses", injuring the company to please his mistress, then maybe he's not so great after all. But it seems that, among CEOs, a little nepotism is OK...

  11. Re:Copyright Law Reform on ACTA Text Leaks; US Caves On ISPs, Seeks Super-DMCA · · Score: 1, Informative

    Hey, you should be glad you don't live in Cuba, with all that Internet censorship and vigilance. Democracy rules!

  12. Re:Never gonna happen on Major Battle Brewing Between French Gov't and ISPs · · Score: 2, Informative

    I don't like the French, but if it wasn't for them, you'd still be drinking tea.

  13. Re:I think I speak for all of us... on UN Telecom Chief Urges Blackberry Data Sharing · · Score: 1

    Cuba never invaded any country, the US have invaded many. None of the listed countries holds the world record of imprisonment rate. Some of these countries have supplied weapons and training to terrorists, mass murderers and gangsters? So has the US! And so on, and on, and on.

  14. Re:I think I speak for all of us... on UN Telecom Chief Urges Blackberry Data Sharing · · Score: 1

    Yeah, because the US have so much more right to be there...

  15. Re:I think I speak for all of us... on UN Telecom Chief Urges Blackberry Data Sharing · · Score: 1

    look up for example the countries with biggest human rights violations by the government and see if they have a seat at the UN.

    Well, taking into account that almost all countries in the world have a seat at the UN, you can only expect many douchebags there. UN is not an Alliance of the Righteous, that you Americas like so much, it's a place for all the countries in the world to seat and discuss their issues, which is a whole of a lot better than discussing them with guns.

    If you don't like it, create your own organisation. But you'll have a hard time finding any member that doesn't have a few skeletons in the closet.

  16. Re:I think I speak for all of us... on UN Telecom Chief Urges Blackberry Data Sharing · · Score: 1

    Stop replying to ACs. Seems like teabaggers are not even men enough to put their IDs where their opinions are.

  17. Re:Ecotage? on Another Gulf Oil Rig Explodes · · Score: 1

    Wow, I didn't know the conspiracy paranoids have gone so far. That one is brilliant! The extremely ultra-rich, extremely ultra-powerful oil executives all shaking and trembling under the Super-Obama-Don-Corleone! Is tour imagination great, or you're just high on acid?

  18. Re:Fuck The Ecomaniacs on Another Gulf Oil Rig Explodes · · Score: 1, Troll

    Wow, what a spin! Two oil rigs explode, so the environmentalists are to blame! Have you considered a career in Fox News?

  19. Re:Maybe on Another Gulf Oil Rig Explodes · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Yeah, lookout for the extremely dangerous green talibans, they're attacking everywhere! Did you take your pills, today?

  20. Re:Ecotage? on Another Gulf Oil Rig Explodes · · Score: 1

    Yeah, and it's Obama's fault, of course.

  21. Re:Disease doesn't work that way. on Charles Darwin's Best-Kept Secret · · Score: 1

    Who said they have DNA?

  22. New Species? on A New Species of Patent Troll · · Score: 1

    No way! Everybody knows that a new species is not possible. This one has been creationed by God 5000 years ago, together with the dinosaurs and all the other species!

  23. Re:"Journalism" today on Newspapers Cut Wikileaks Out of Shield Law · · Score: 1

    I'm not kidding.

    When I was working at the US I used to watch Fox News for a good laugh.

    We have some outrageously bad journalism here in Europe, but I had never though anything like Fox News was possible in a civilised country.

  24. Re:LOLWUT? on Newspapers Cut Wikileaks Out of Shield Law · · Score: 1

    Yes, because corporate media and private schools don't have an agenda, and don't brainwash anyone.

  25. Re:It's always refreshing on Armed Man Takes Hostages At Discovery Channel HQ · · Score: 1

    Dude, you're up to the Nobel Prize of Logic! I made a joke about people having too many children, then you conclude I support crazy nutheads that take hostages at a TV station. Your logic is so incredibly twisted that it gives you a sure future in politics.