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  1. Re:Wrong! on Chinese High-Speed Train Sets New World Record · · Score: 1

    At intermediate stations, the Shinkansen typically stops less than a minute (maybe even like 30s), so you can see it's not that hard to get the total time lost due to a stop under 5 minutes.

    Really? What about old people? People in wheelchairs, etc.? Do they have catapults that toss these unfortunate slow folk into and out of the train at these stops? Surely you jest.

  2. Re:NASA....in Australia!? on Unseen Moon Landing Video Released · · Score: 2, Informative

    Why is the first public broadcast of remastered footage of an American moon trip being broadcast in Australia. This makes no sense.

    Why do we keep getting stupid questions from people who have obviously not bothered to RTFA? No, I'm not going to tell you either, it's too early in the morning to be nice.

  3. Re:solution on RIM Doesn't Want 200 Fart Apps · · Score: 1

    Design your store like Slashdot, let the users moderate things down and then browse at -1 for fart apps.

    Because if you did that, fart apps would be +5 insightful. Now you're in trouble, aren't you?

  4. Re:Unfortunately for RIM... on RIM Doesn't Want 200 Fart Apps · · Score: 1

    And 3G, don't forget that. As long as you don't run Safari, you're fine. I use my iPhone 'moderately' - half dozen calls per day and perhaps a dozen emails and hitting several apps multiple times per day. It will run two days without a charge - gets pretty low, but it will do it. My old BB 8830 would run for four or five days however. But I'm never that far away from a USB cord and I need to sleep on a regular basis.

  5. Re:Birds themselves could be creating new viruses on Songbird Fossil Virus May Help Predict Pandemics · · Score: 4, Informative

    No, you have it backwards. Yet another bad analogy... These viral sequences have been embedded in the bird DNA by mechanisms carried by the viruses. That's why they were first found in retroviruses (that do this sort of thing for a living). The bird DNA isn't 'making' the virus. In fact, the viruses are not coding for proteins due to numerous mutations that hit that part of the genome over time. Since the DNA is silent, the mutations don't affect anything and there is no selection for an active virus (or active anything).

    While it's theoretically possible that more mutations could recreate functional proteins, the odds of that would be astoundingly low. You could also envision some sort of chromosomal rearrangement that would re create something biologically active, but again that is very, very unlikely. It is a bit more likely (although there is no current evidence of this) that small bits of viral DNA would code for some controlling RNA or small protein that would interact with bird DNA in some way. The state of the art isn't able to tease things apart at this level. But the bird genome isn't 'creating' a virus. This would be like asking a word processing program written for CP/M then transferred by paper tape to a TRS 80, then transferred by modem a computer running OS X to start decoding video streams. Not going to happen.

  6. Re:Accelerometers in phones? on Could Anti-Texting Laws Make Roads More Dangerous? · · Score: 1

    This would be a business, right?

    Set up video cams on intersections and sell the video rights to the resulting disaster. Yes, that would be a business.

    Put it up on YouTube and $Profit.

  7. Re:Accelerometers in phones? on Could Anti-Texting Laws Make Roads More Dangerous? · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I sense a business opportunity here folks. What about this line of reasoning: If $idiot_text_addled_driver did not have to actually control their vehicle, they could do whatever the hell they wanted to in the front seat. (No, I'm not going there).

    While we could, in theory, make completely autonomous vehicles, it's not likely to happen for a very long time. Even the military UAVs are actually flown by a human somewhere in Nevada. OK, we're winding down the war in Afghanistan (right?) and we need to keep those highly trained video game operators^Hpilots doing something. It would be relatively easy to dump the UAV control package into a plain ol car. Charge $idiot_text_addled_driver for the privilege of having their vehicle controlled by someone that is remotedly (pun intended) capable of doing it. Safety, convenience and additional cost rolled up into one high tech package. What's not to like?

    On second thought, I just re invented the chauffeur. Oops.

  8. Re:Is tit wrong.... on Seven Words You Can't Say On Google Instant · · Score: 1

    That's just because the bible doesn't include a command line interface.

    Oh, I don't know about that. God says "Do this" and people either jump to it or frogs / lightening / scary angels / Baptists will dump down on their heads. Sounds like a command to me.

    You're just jealous because when you type something into your wimpy command line interface, you just get a little 'beep'.

  9. Oh no. Not again. on Star Wars Films In 3D Due In 2012 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I have a very bad feeling about this.

  10. Re:A catalyst for world peace on Fifty Meter Asteroid Might Hit Earth In 2098 · · Score: 1

    Stop that! I thought he was on to something good.

  11. Re:A catalyst for world peace on Fifty Meter Asteroid Might Hit Earth In 2098 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Not fair smoking something that good and gloating about it.

  12. Re:Take action Now! on Fifty Meter Asteroid Might Hit Earth In 2098 · · Score: 1

    Screw that, enough talk, nuke nature now.

    I see what you did there.

  13. You gotta love this guy. on Fifty Meter Asteroid Might Hit Earth In 2098 · · Score: 1
    I mean, optimism at it's finest.

    The good news here... let me correct myself: the great news here is that Pan-STARRS found this thing at all! From that distance, an object this small is really hard to see, and no other asteroid survey could've found it. That means that as time goes on, Pan-STARRS will find lots and lots of threatening objects.

    (emphasis mine)

    He's going to be a lot of fun at parties towards the end of 2012 ...

  14. Re:They should be thankful on Soviet Shuttle Buran Found In a Junk Heap · · Score: 1

    -1238756 for a totally out of whack reaction to a mistake that doesn't fucking matter.

    +++ Divide By Cucumber Error. Please Reinstall Universe And Reboot +++

  15. Re:"a humorous article" on This Is a News Website Article About a Scientific Paper · · Score: 1

    You both forgot about the ironing boards.

    And I think it's either time to mention a singularity or at least Time Cube.

  16. Re:"a humorous article" on This Is a News Website Article About a Scientific Paper · · Score: 1

    No, it's not a humorous article, given that it's exactly how mainstream science reporting looks like.

    No, it's sad and ironic (which will give rise to several more replies concerning the etymology of 'ironic', one of which will include the concept of an ironing board, which, ironically, no one on Slashdot has ever seen.

    Then somebody is going to get upset about my use of commas. And short sentences.

    This could get ugly.

  17. Re:cars on United Nations Names Ambassador To Aliens · · Score: 1

    Either get your humor meter re calibrated, up your Prozac or just go look at the useful instructional video.

  18. Re:I'm not sure we get to decide on United Nations Names Ambassador To Aliens · · Score: 1

    Interplanetary travel is indeed possible and in fact has been done, more than once even with people.

    I'll bite.

    Pics, or it didn't happen.

  19. Re:Do they know on United Nations Names Ambassador To Aliens · · Score: 1

    It was Johannesburg. I saw the video.

  20. Re:Must be reading that line wrong on Stuxnet Infects 30,000 Industrial Computers In Iran · · Score: 2, Interesting

    China is out since they are supporting Iran, and Russia is profiting from Iran as well. With the usual suspects out, it's time to look at Iran's enemies for this.

    Don't rule out either China or Russia. Yes, they 'support' Iran in some limited sense but they both have their own (differing) views of how things should play out. Neither might be terribly interested in a nuclear armed Iran. Of course, the Russians would be playing a very fine line both building and destroying the plant - however, there may well be many forces at work in both countries that are at odds with other groups inside their own country.

    It's not like the US isn't both simultaneously supporting and seeking to destabilize the same regime in Afghanistan (Karzi's fruit loop of a family).

  21. Re:Bushehr as target on Stuxnet Infects 30,000 Industrial Computers In Iran · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Interestingly, the photographer (or at least someone logging in under his name) states that the photo is real. Hard to tell. It's in English, but that isn't all that surprising given that the contractor is Russian and the Iranians don't necessarily speak Russian - English would be the usual 'common' language. It does seem to be a water treatment process, but nuclear reactors located in the middle of nowhere might include such functions.

    The fun part about the picture is the popup "Your software license has expired". A commenter on the blog noted that use of non licensed software was common before the system was completed and turned over to the customer. Maybe we should alert the Iranian version of the Business Software Alliance and arrange for an 'inspection'.

  22. Re:I don't even see how on Stuxnet Infects 30,000 Industrial Computers In Iran · · Score: 2, Funny

    usb thumb drives.

    More like middle finger drives.

  23. Re:Email titled "Death To America!" on Stuxnet Infects 30,000 Industrial Computers In Iran · · Score: 1

    Actually Siemens is a pretty globally dispersed corporation, although you are correct in that it's based out of Germany. So they're dancing to many drummers.

  24. Re:we used to have radio rows in the states on A Video Guide To Akihabara · · Score: 1

    Bog, I remember those places as a kid. My father used to drag me around every time we went into the city to visit relatives (fortunately infrequently). Lots of great stuff, very seedy even in the 60's.

    And I'm still sad that all I've got is Radio Shack. I'm sorry, the Internet just doesn't cut it for walking along dusty aisles looking at stuff that you have no idea what function it's supposed accomplish but might be fun to take home and see what you can do with it.

  25. Re:Maids... on A Video Guide To Akihabara · · Score: 1

    And what's with this? Ten minutes after posting and four posts. What are you people doing? Actually looking at TFA?