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  1. Gentoo never ceases to amaze.. on Gentoo Linux 2004.0 Released · · Score: 5, Interesting


    Check out catalyst. It allows you to build your own stage taballs for Gentoo. You can even build the binary GRP packages to your specs and it will automatically arrange for the packges to be burnable to more than one CD. Talk about flexibility. You can cook your Gentoo up how ya like.

    What I really want to know is what they have planned for April Fools this year. I do not see how they will ever be able to top last year.

  2. Re:So they stick to the new license... on XFree86 4.4 Released · · Score: 5, Insightful


    "why doesn't the XFree group revert ot the old one?"

    Let's not please. Have you seen how fast the latest Linux 2.6.3 kernel is? Now imagine combining that with the speed of the latest KDE 3.2.0. What ingredient is still missing? A forked, reworked, optimized Xserver perhaps? Please Xfree group, for the love of God, keep the license as it is.

  3. Re:Yeah, a real surprise on Open-Source Software and "The Luxury of Ignorance" · · Score: 1


    Well even if the developers had taken the time, I don't see how it would have done much good. How in the name of f#%k is Aunt Tilley supposed to know her printer location is http://127.0.0.1:631/dev/lp0? How am I supposed to know it? And $DEITY help Aunt Tilley if she later buys a usb printer. What is the printer location then, /dev/usblp0 or /dev/usb/lp0? I don't know and neither does Aunt Tilley. I suppose now she and I both have to cd /dev/ && ls to see what we can find, although I don't think it fair to expect Aunt Tilley to think to do that. ESR is right on this one.


    Someone please thank Mr. Collins for the article and tell him I am still listening to Body Slam!
  4. Re:How about the sustained financial damage? on Too slow! FBI Shuts Down Hosting Service · · Score: 1, Insightful

    With Bush & Ashcroft in? Don't make me laugh.

  5. In response to a hacking incident? on Too slow! FBI Shuts Down Hosting Service · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Oh my, which one our corporate overlords were offended this time?

  6. Re:I fear for Red Hat on Wind River Partners With Red Hat On Embedded Linux · · Score: 1


    You BLASPHEMER! Emerge TFM immediately!

  7. Re:imo on Ars Technica: Deep Inside KDE 3.2 · · Score: 1

    The splashscreen is unnecessary. Splashscreens exist for apps that take time to load, providing feedback to the user that the app is loading. Kontact is not in that category of app.

  8. Re:I mostly agree.. on Ars Technica: Deep Inside KDE 3.2 · · Score: 5, Informative

    KDE is not slow. Only those who have not yet tried 3.2.0 could make such a statement. I understand why this meme is out there, since I myself wouldn't touch KDE with a 10 foot pole in the 2.x days. It was slow as molasses then. Do remember, Apple distributed the changes they made in KHTML back to Konqueror. The difference in speed is amazing.

    As far as bloat, KDE is as bloated or as svelte as you make it. DO_NOT_COMPILE is your friend. For those on binary distributions, try Debian, which lets you pick and choose exactly which KDE apps are installed, allowing just as much choice as DO_NOT_COMPILE.

  9. Re:imo on Ars Technica: Deep Inside KDE 3.2 · · Score: 5, Informative

    Oh you mean instead of new features like the wallet, which saves passwords for websites and kopete, providing the same functionality of Mozilla? Or perhaps you mean instead of new features like Kontact, which has your mail, addressbook, calendar and user-set rdf news feeds all in one place, and opens so fast you don't have time to view the splashscreen? Perhaps its just me, but I am quite pleased with new features, not to mention the speed.

  10. GREAT! on Subversion 1.0 Released · · Score: 2, Flamebait


    So when does it replace Bitkeeper for the kernel?

  11. Wasn't this earlier today? on SCO Licenses Now Available · · Score: 5, Funny


    Darl has but one innovation
    Ill conceived litigation
    It's a shame he can't find
    Work made for his kind
    But who'd pay him for masturbation?

  12. Re:With Apologies to Mother Goose on Open Source Group Victoria v. SCO, Part II · · Score: 1


    Syllables, man, syllables. The stucture is like this:
    8
    8
    5
    5
    6-8
    Although your suggested term definitely gives a preferred feel.

  13. Re:With Apologies to Mother Goose on Open Source Group Victoria v. SCO, Part II · · Score: 5, Funny

    (continued from previous post due to Slashdot word count filter)

    Europe thought Darl lost his mind
    He tried suits there of the same kind
    But Germany said
    Your scam is now dead
    Don't let the door hit your behind.

    Darl's case was completely absurd
    With years 'for a ruling occurred
    It was Darl that I cursed
    Asking which would come first
    The end of this case or the Hurd?

    Finally with the court's backing
    Which Groklaw was certainly tracking
    The discovery phase
    Began in a haze
    Since SCO's facts were so lacking.

    Just seventeen files we could see
    How much smaller could Darl's facts be?
    In court we were glad
    His case truly had
    Much bigger holes than goatse.

    Darl's game was just mostly extortion
    Without facts, why pay him a portion?
    We needed a basis
    To give to Darl's cases
    A retroactive abortion

    Novell finally opened some doors
    Telling Darl, "This code is not yours,
    Now don't have a fit,
    But you do not own shit"
    Me thinks Novell just karma whores.

    How foolish was Darl to be trying
    These cases with nothing but lying
    Within a short term
    Judge Wells will confirm
    That SCO is dying.

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  14. With Apologies to Mother Goose on Open Source Group Victoria v. SCO, Part II · · Score: 5, Funny

    There once was a man named McBride
    Who brought a great case to be tried
    His stock was a hit
    As Darl talked his shit
    But the code he continued to hide.

    To lawyers McBride was a debtor
    Who sought to sue users by letter
    He sued IBM
    With facts few and thin
    A five year old could have done better.

    Darl's *nix was the first in his deal
    The clones that came after he'd steal
    The clones were his perks
    Or derivative works
    Like prior art on the wheel.

    The press was the court Darl first chose
    Didio just brought it new lows
    One could not but wonder
    Whose sheets they were under
    Since both were just Microsoft hoes.

    Darl claimed stolen code when he sued
    With millions of lines he'd include
    He must have deceived
    Since no one believed
    He could count to twenty one when nude.

    To be purchased was Darl's major plan
    Then retire and keep up his tan
    IBM said, "Fuck off,
    You won't be playing golf
    But homeless, beside a trash can."

    McBride only wanted a fee
    For Linux , which always was free
    His whole case was hinging
    On Linux infringing
    On SCO's useless IP.

    Darl wanted these fees forever
    For hatching a plan he thought clever
    With news so infernal
    While hacking the kernel
    Linus said "what the fuck ever."

    Who understood Darl's attack?
    Surely he smoked the best crack
    We were mostly appalled
    Ninety-three called
    Wanting their UnixWare back.

    In Vegas Darl said it would be
    A display of infringing IP
    Boy Wonder McBride
    Pitched all truth aside
    What he showed was all BSD.

    Darl sued everyone that he could
    With contracts he misunderstood
    Not even a shrink
    Could teach him to think
    These lawsuits just made him sport wood.

    (post to be continued in following post due to Slashdot wordcount filter, sorry)

  15. Re:No mention of the claims' validity... on ZDNet Examines SCO Indemnity Options · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Yeah, don't underestimate the US court system, and the fact the he who has the bigger wallet will most likely win. I think we know who that is in this case.

  16. Re:Rant. on Rob Enderle Announces Death of Bluetooth · · Score: 2, Insightful


    Web sites want hits. More hits means more ad revenue. Link to an article written by someone you KNOW will inflame your readers and the hits go through the roof. Mission accomplished.

  17. Possible New Names for Mandrake on Imminent Mandrake Name Change? · · Score: 3, Funny


    Goatse Linux - Filling the biggest holes in your operation
    Schlafly Linux - We never go down
    Jackson Linux - Great for Kids
    Vaigara Linux - Uptimes Like You Have Never Seen

  18. Big Deal on Microsoft Warning Leaked Code Traders · · Score: 1, Troll

    So download from Freenet.

  19. Not again... on XFree86 4.4: List of Rejecting Distributors Grows · · Score: 1

    Xfree license sucks
    Netcraft confirms no usage
    Xfree is dying.

  20. Re:OT: Slashdot Haiku Haiku on SCO Lists Specific Code-Infringement Claims · · Score: 1

    You struggle counting
    Your school was public I guess
    Did you graduate?