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  1. Re:Answers -EXACTLY WRONG! - Nope. on LindowsOS.com Email Lists Collected For MS Suit · · Score: 1

    Isn't that exactly what I said? "Microsoft's protection of the Windows brand is exactly unlike Kimberly-Clark's protection of the Kleenex brand."

  2. Re:Answers -EXACTLY WRONG! on LindowsOS.com Email Lists Collected For MS Suit · · Score: 2

    Not at all like the Kleenex thing. You can't legally call non-Kleenex-brand tissue paper "Kleenex," and *NO ONE* does... not in any commercial situation.

    Find me a novel in which the lead character blows her nose into a Kleenex. Find me a TV show where a character asks someone to "pass the Kleenex." Or a computer monitor-cleaning product named "Kleenex."

    Good luck. Because Kimberly-Clark is a company which has learned its lesson from Bayer: those who don't retain control of their trademark, lose their trademark. If you'll please go to your local magazine shop and look at one of the "Writers Guide"-style magazines, you'll soon find advertisements from K-C telling authors exactly how to use the Kleenex trademark.

    Microsoft's protection of the Windows brand is exactly unlike Kimberly-Clark's protection of the Kleenex brand. To wit, it appears that Microsoft has done bugger all to ensure that the term "Windows" is not used in conjuction with computer software of any sort.

  3. Re:Time to let the TV go... on AOL/TW Plans for $230 Monthly Cable Bill · · Score: 2

    Where the hell are you getting DSL for C$25?

    I'm subscribed to Telus (nee Sympatico) DSL in British Columbia. I pay $45 per month, modem-included. If you're getting it for $25, then I'm being screwed, and I want to know why, and how I can get unscrewed.

  4. Re:Mmmhhhmmm... but... on Preview of Unreal Tournament 2 · · Score: 1

    You notice one feather on the clown's shoulder is overlapping the gun? I'm not sure whether the clown is holding the gun, or if the viewer is holding it...

  5. Re:The Best Solution on Writing Documentation · · Score: 2
    Bullshit. Complete and utter bollox.

    For starters, the comparison table does show XPress, and shows that it's a piece of shit.

    It doesn't do tables. It has endless colour control problems. It fucks up PDFs. It doesn't do ToCs, doesn't do indexes, doesn't do equations, doesn't let you anchor graphics to text. Doesn't do bullets, doesn't do relative indents. Freaking list of what it can't do goes on and on and on.

    It would take $10,000 (that's ten thousand dollars! [see below]) in third-party extensions to gain functionality comparable to that of Ventura or FrameMaker.

    Finally, it has one of the worst user interface that's ever been foisted on users.

    Quark is a good enough application if all you're doing is laying out a magazine advertisement. But for god's sake, no sane and informed individual who is attempting to do long-document publishing would ever use it.

    Quark is definitively NOT a long-document publishing application. It simply does not have the functionality that such a task requires. Period.

    Footnote: extensions required to make Quark as functional as FM or Ventura 8.

    Quark PC-version Xtensions Quark PC-version Xtensions
    AdTracker $ 80
    AutoLink $ 60
    AutoSave $ 40
    Azalea C39 Tools $150
    Azalea I2of5 Tools $100
    Azalea PostTools $ 60
    Azalea UPC Tools $150
    Bookletizer $ 70
    BoxStyles $ 50
    BureauManager $130
    Class $ 90
    Colbut'ns $ 80
    ColorManager $150
    CopySet $130
    CropsXT $ 50
    Dashes (Hyphenation) $300
    Digital Pilot $100
    DiHyph XT (Custom Hyph.) $200
    DocLock $ 50
    EDGAR Filter $400
    File Manager $150
    FlexScale $ 60
    FlightCheck (tester) $400
    FontIncluder $100
    FourColors and One Image $ 20
    fXT (footnotes) $300
    GridMaster $ 50
    HexWeb $350
    IndeXTension $100
    INposition Lite $400
    Ishadow $100
    JobSlug $ 60
    KeepTool $ 50
    KeyFinder (cheatSheet) $ 30
    LinkWalker $ 40
    Managing Editor XT Pro $120
    MasterMenus $ 70
    MultiSpec (cut'n'paste) $100
    Navigator XT $ 70
    NotePad (Electronic Post-its) $100
    PageCopy $ 90
    PageShot $ 90
    Photoshop Import $100
    PianzHang (large Doc Mgmt) $900
    Picture Manager $200
    PM-Q XT (PMkr 5-6.5 -> QXP) $100
    PowerBalance $ 70
    PowerRules $ 70
    Printer's Spreads $180
    PrintGrabber XT $ 70
    PrintShop Mail (mail merge) $400
    Quark Design $ 35
    QuarkImmedia (multiMedia) $995
    QuarkXpress $995
    QuarkXpressPassport $1495
    Multi-language doc creation
    QXPress Visual Quickstart $ 30
    Resize XT $100
    Sydney XT (filing system) $300
    Sonar Bookends (index) $200
    Sonar TOC $100
    Spellbound (spellChecker) $200
    Story Editor $165
    TakeNote (stickyNotes) $ 60
    TB Grids $150
    TeXTractor (export filters) $150
    Tiff Export $100
    TimeStamp $ 50
    Vision Contents (TOC) $150
    vjXT (vertical justification) $150
    Web-Ready Art $165
    Windows Design Collection $100
    Windows Text collection $100
    Xnudge $ 30
    Xspec $100
    Xdata $300
    Xtags $200
    York's XTable $300
    York's Xmath $400
    Zoom Tool $ 40
    ____________________________________
    All PC Xtensions plus
    QuarkXPress $12,845
    or QuarkXPress Passport $13,345

  6. Re:Ventura still scares me. on Writing Documentation · · Score: 2, Informative

    Ventura 7 was an unmitigated disaster. Typical of Corel: they can fuck things up so royally, yet turn around and release pure heaven. CorelDraw 10 seems to be one of those cases, if the bits I've heard are true: the release sucks shit through a straw, while the service release patches have made it well worth using.

    Ventura 8 is the same way: it took all that was so borked in Ventura 7, and fixed it. It's a joy to use now, and its capabilities are beyond belief.

    You might want to check into Ventura 10 when it's released. Should be a cheap upgrade for you, and stands a good chance of blowing you away. :-)

  7. The Best Solution on Writing Documentation · · Score: 3, Interesting

    There are currently only two good long-document solutions:

    FrameMaker, from Adobe.

    Ventura, from Corel.

    They both have roughly equivalent functionality. FrameMaker is more accepted in the technical writing world. Ventura has a much, *much* better user interface. Ventura also has an incredible user support group. The latter two aspects put Ventura in the lead by several lengths, in my opinion. A feature comparison is available here. (Its automatic database publishing engine is worth it's weight in gold!)

    Ventura is currently in beta-testing for a next-edition release. This edition is going to include XML support, presumably integrated with SoftQuad's products. Given that WordPerfect has had good SGML support for years, I find this to be very, very exciting news.

    If you can get over any misgivings over the Corel name, you'll find that Ventura is the ultimate in long-document publishing. It's been around since 1986, and is more feature-complete than Quark, PageMaker, InDesign, and FrameMaker. And of those, FrameMaker is the only application that can be considered to be in the same class. Quark, PageMaker, and InDesign are short-document (ie. magazine advertisement layout) programs, and are absolutely horrible for use in long-document publishing.

    FrameMaker and Ventura both fully satisfy your needs. Both can take in XML/SGML. Both produce PDF. Both can create HTML. Both handle documents thousands of pages in length with thousands of images. Both kick the living shit out of MSWord!

    You only need to decide which is going to be easier to use, how much you'll want community support, which set of functionality you need, and how much you want to spend.

    My money is on Ventura.

    (It is, in fact, the only application I've ever used that I look forward to using. Every time I start it, I'm delighted!)

    (Ventura users tend to be very enthusiastic about the product. We also tend to wonder why anyone would ever use anything else: we've tried the rest, and figure this is the best. :-) )

  8. Re:Excellent! on Driver's Licenses to Become National ID Cards · · Score: 2

    Have you done so since 9/11? I'm curious as to whether our borders are still so open.

  9. Pissing in Bernie's Grave on When Spammers Try To Sue You · · Score: 3, Informative

    His web sites, here and especially here have images that are surely copyrighted.

    I wonder if the copyright owner would be interested in a lawsuit?

  10. Re:The 'decoded' image. on Search for Terrestrial Intelligence · · Score: 2

    Looks like the Game of Life, gone amiss. Whattabuncha gobbledegook. I think an enterprising alien would stand a good chance of understanding that there was some meagre form of intelligence involved in the making of this data, but I doubt it's going to be very much impressed...

  11. Re:Advanced alien civilization unlikely on Search for Terrestrial Intelligence · · Score: 5, Funny

    The chances are so close to 100% as to be 100%: you're obviously flipping with a two-headed coin. Odds are 1:2^12 that you're not cheating!

  12. Ah, hell... on Courts Begin To Frown On Online Badmouthing · · Score: 2

    ...y'know what I say: "Fuck the courts!"

  13. Re:Don't Expect Much on Be Gear Up For Auction · · Score: 2

    "At one point we had 18 dead monitors lined up in the hall (which were slated for a massive roof disposal, but I convinced management to have them recycled instead)."

    Thank-you. There's a couple pounds of lead in computer monitors. One hardly needs that going into the landfills.

    [HTML version of PDF provided courtesy Google.]

  14. Re:What's the point? on Intel Northwood CPU Review · · Score: 2, Insightful

    We all want to do that. But the make-or-break point isn't going to come at the difference between 1.7 and 2.0GHz, or even 1Ghz and 2.5GHz.

    IOW, spending twice as much isn't getting you twice the performance... and it's usually not even getting you a substantially appreciable difference in performance.

    IMO, the bottleneck these days isn't so much with the CPU as the busses.

  15. Re:in case you can't get there... on In Line for Episode II · · Score: 1

    Good god, they're probably getting government funding for this "art" project! Sick, sick, sick.

  16. What on earth for?! on Searchable Audio/Video Technology · · Score: 1, Troll

    Frankly, I just don't see any value in being able to search for key phrases out of old Welcome Back Kotter episodes, The King of Kensington, or Three's Company. There's nothing worth looking for in The Electric Company, Rompus Room, or Friendly Giant. The Mutual of Omaha programs were all staged, and aren't worth searching, and The $64,000 Question was rigged, and isn't worth searching.

    Good lord. Here we are, supposedly at the height of human civilization, and Survivor and Friends are the message we're beaming to the future.

    Two hundred years from now, if humanity should last that long, I hope against hope that our descendents look back at us and think "What a bunch of fookin' retards!"

    God help us if they look back and wish for the good old days...

  17. Re:DejaVu on Is CD Copy Protection Illegal? · · Score: 2

    Let's emphasis an important point from the parent post: contact Rick Bouche and let him know that there should be no royalty on blank media that's being used for data archival purposes.

    Canada already went down that road, and we all now pay an extra $0.20-odd cents -- damn near 20%!!! -- on each and every g.d. data CD-R we purchase.

    DON'T let that happen to you!

  18. Re:The record companies worst nightmare on Is CD Copy Protection Illegal? · · Score: 1

    "And disillusioned customers stop buying music, so the record companies have the worst year in a long time... Also this attracts the attention of the Senate... Now who wins?"

    Not the consumer, that's for sure: the Senate will legislate mandatory music purchasing for all citizens!

    Gotta keep Hollywood happy, you know.

  19. Re:The part that bugs me on Is CD Copy Protection Illegal? · · Score: 1

    Opps. Both of us are schmucks, then: z4ce for being American-centric, and me for being Canuck-centric!

  20. Re:The part that bugs me on Is CD Copy Protection Illegal? · · Score: 2

    What part of "at least in Canada" didn't you understand?

    In Canada, *ALL* CD media is surtaxed (er, "levied"). Regardless Audio versus Data.

  21. Re:Important point on Judge Upholds FBI Keyboard Sniffing · · Score: 2

    Are the police allowed to break into your home and plant "bugs"? Are they allowed to sneak in, read your snail mail, without your permission or knowledge? Can they pop the lock on your car trunk, riffle through its contents, all without you knowing?

    If they're already granted rights like this, then I suppose the keyboard bug isn't much different.

  22. Re:Good! on Online Greeting Cards Patented · · Score: 1

    Show how much you really care: send an electronic card. Because there's nothing like a unique gift with the personal touch.

    [+1 irony]

  23. Re:RDF XML .... EDI? on Canadian Company Claims RDF Patent · · Score: 2

    You're at least somewhat off the mark.

    One of the challenges in bottle cap technology is designing a device that is guaranteed to seal despite rather gross variations in the bottle top.

    Some of the designs to compensate for these variations, while still ensuring a positive seal against outgassing, are pretty darn innovative. Certainly worthy of patenting.

  24. Re:There's only one solution. on Monsanto and PCBs · · Score: 1

    You seem awfully panicky. Have you stopped dumping PCBs into the creek, yet?

    Yes, CDP is an overwrought sort of reaction. But, dammit, the legal fiction of Monsanto is going to walk away from this whole thing completely unscathed.

    There's no justice in that.

    If you read the source article, you know that Monsanto executives worked deliberately and maliciously to deny that a problem existed, to prevent the thorough investigation of the problem and its risks, and to avoid taking responsibility for their actions.

    CDP may not be practical or possible but, dammit, something needs to change. Many corporations have proven time and again that "doing the right thing" comes down to a simple cost-benefit analysis that ignores the consequences to consumers and the environment.

    We need to start looking out for number one.

  25. Re:Real Stats on The Eyes Have It · · Score: 1

    The security doors to the cockpit are going to ensure that no commercial airliners are slammed into buildings any more.

    There will be absolutely no point in attempting to hijack an airliner.

    Which leaves luggage bombs, in the hopes of dropping the plane into the middle of a city. Facial scanning isn't going to do bugger all there.