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Online Greeting Cards Patented

Trailer Trash writes "According to this story at bizreport.com, Hallmark has given in and licensed Tumbleweed Communication Corp's patent for delivery of online documents with e-mail notification. Will the idiots at the patent office never stop? Jeff Smith of Tumbleweed claims to have been granted three patents last year."

237 comments

  1. So what you mean to say by Safety+Cap · · Score: 4, Interesting
    ...is that someone can patent the process by which email can be generated which directs the recipient to click some link, which delivers a message on some dad-burn web page?

    Yup, the whole world has gone insane. I'm going to go cry now.

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    1. Re:So what you mean to say by Karl+Cocknozzle · · Score: 1
      ...is that someone can patent the process by which email can be generated which directs the recipient to click some link, which delivers a message on some dad-burn web page?

      Yup, the whole world has gone insane. I'm going to go cry now.

      I would think porno sites have prior art here. That's all they do is send out thousands of emails with LINKS back to their stuff.

      Of course, what would be funnier is if they claimed prior art, got a patent, and then Hallmark had to pay HUSTLER for the right to send greeting cards via email.

      As for the part about wanting to cry...I've been crying for years now.
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    2. Re:So what you mean to say by AtrN · · Score: 2

      But if you think these Tumbleweed patents aren't great leaps forward take a look at US6,061,448, "Method and system for dynamic server document encryption" which sounds familiar.

    3. Re:So what you mean to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Phew. Another One. Maybe this has been on Slashdot before?

      "Method and system for dynamic server document encryption" - 1997

      Abstract

      A method and system are provided for secure document delivery over a wide area network, such as the Internet. A sender directs a Delivery Server to retrieve an intended recipient's public key. The Delivery Server dynamically queries a certificate authority and retrieves the public key. The public key is transmitted from the Delivery Server to the sender. The sender encrypts the document using a secret key and then encrypts the secret key using the public key. Both encrypted document and encrypted secret key are uploaded to the Delivery Server, and transmitted to the intended recipient. The intended recipient then uses the private key associated with the public key to decrypt the secret key, and uses the secret key to decrypt the document. In an alternative, equally preferred embodiment of the invention, the sender uses the public key to encrypt the document. In yet another embodiment, the server transmits the document to the Delivery Server for encryption.

      Thats just PGP isn't it?
    4. Re:So what you mean to say by AtrN · · Score: 1, Redundant
      That's just PGP isn't it?
      I certainly thought so :)
    5. Re:So what you mean to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Serious question here.. if spam was outlawed, would that invalidate any patent based upon it? I guess even if that doesn't happen automagically, then it could easily be done in a court, right? Like "sure, they patented it first, but they have no legal use for it"?

    6. Re:So what you mean to say by dunstan · · Score: 1

      To be patented, something has to be both novel and inventive. The definition of inventive is that it should not be "obvious to someone skilled in the art". But it seems that the trend in the patent process has been towards granting patents where the inventive step is both small and questionable, with the onus being on the infringer to bring a case as to why the patent should be struck down.

      This is where I have a problem. The onus ought to be on the patent examiner who is granting the patent to ensure that the invention is sufficiently inventive, but instead they seem to spend all their time looking for prior art - earlier patents which might predate the one under examination (and the inventor has to argue the case as to why the prior art cited isn't relevant).

      The way the system works now, a company with deep pockets can file numerous trivial patents, and anyone who is working in the same area *has* to go to law in order to carry on what they were doing all along. If the patent holder chooses to fight for a long time, then the plaintiff will run out of money. Acquiring patents is cheap relative to the legal costs of taking them out. And you have no option - if you don't successfully take the patent out you either have to stop what you've been doing (perhaps for some time) or face damages which will be ruinous.

      The final twist in the tail is proving that you did something before the person who is patenting it - there seem to be only two ways to establish that proof, either you publish a paper about what you did, or you file a patent yourself. It is very hard to prove prior art by any other means. So you can end up with the farcical situation where you get stopped from doing something which you considered too trivial to patent by someone else filing a patent which takes precedence as prior art.

      Confused? You will be. Patents have a whole subculture of their own in law and precedent, and they are 99% to do with law and 1% to do with technology.

      Dunstan

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    7. Re:So what you mean to say by TheSliver · · Score: 1

      US Patents are largely discredited in the world and are well known as simply being a method of blackmailing competitors and reducing competition as a whole.

      Patenting software solutions in itself is a misuse of the patent process. The aim of any patent process is to protect the creator of an entirely novel process or object for a reasonable amount of time.

      The rot set in when the blit patent was accepted, which fundamentally meant that using XOR was somehow a new and novel process.

      The only way to stop this misuse is to ignore the Patent Office and if one has a novel concept to describe it in copyrightable form.

    8. Re:So what you mean to say by ichimunki · · Score: 1

      Just US patents? How about that patent on hyperlinks, wasn't that a British patent? And don't most of these US patents have force in other countries stemming from treaty agreements and similar laws in those countries?

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    9. Re:So what you mean to say by theladyboo · · Score: 1

      gee, maybe al gore should have copyrighted the Internet! ha ha ha if this is the case then apple should be able to copy look and feel the put M$ out of business.

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    10. Re:So what you mean to say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      teh onl y porblem si appel's run buy a bnch fo suxx0rz. yuo suxx0r to.

    11. Re:So what you mean to say by TheSliver · · Score: 1

      I'd have to go look it up to find out. On the basis that British Patents cannot be applied for algorithms (because they are discovered and not novel), I'd be surprised. But then I can always be wrong.

      The blit application was written, if my memory serves, as the description of a device using a mechanically described process.

      As for enforceablity I'd be interested to hear of a single software only or algorithmic patent being upheld within the UK as valid. Paying over royalties on the basis of patents is sometimes just blackmail and the suffering companies payup only because the legal expenses and subsequent costs outweigh paying the blackmailer.

      The RDF claim will fail because there are too many 'men of straw' also using RDF that it would simply be too expensive for the claimant to go after. I imagine I'd be one of them as I have used and use RDF on occasion.

  2. And in other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I came into work to find my office door bolted shut. Apperantly, the idea of "working" has been patented.

    Although, that's not entirely a bad thing... ;-)

  3. Prior Art. by thesolo · · Score: 2

    Couldn't just about any service that delivered greeting cards online for the last 3+ years (for example, Blue Mountain, etc.), be considered prior art for this??

    If this keeps up, we'll soon see a patent for "facilitating data-entry via an alphanumeric input device" ;)

    1. Re:Prior Art. by nmos · · Score: 1

      The patents in question were applied for back in '96 & '97 so prior art would have to be older than that.

    2. Re:Prior Art. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I seem to remember sending electronic greeting cards using the old Prodigy service some years a go. Does anyone else remember this? I wonder if this would be prior art?

    3. Re:Prior Art. by sqlrob · · Score: 1

      The Blue Mountain Arts domain record was created in '96

    4. Re:Prior Art. by mshiltonj · · Score: 1

      If this keeps up, we'll soon see a patent for "facilitating data-entry via an alphanumeric input device" ;)

      Dammit, don't encourage them!

    5. Re:Prior Art. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      as where my team in BT www.dms.bt.com at last 3 xmass ago.

    6. Re:Prior Art. by phat_rat · · Score: 0

      Hmm..Ive seen services like this on the net since the launch of IE...how can they say that they created this so therefore they get to copyright it?

      I think im going to copyright all the vowels..hmm..maybe a few constanants..capitalism..the internet..Instant Messenging..you know everything that common people use in this country..

      "Fuck Authority"

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  4. i am batman by donabal · · Score: 1

    i invented reading. i also copywrited everything i've ever written.

    reading my post and thinking about it violates some sort of law, i think.

    send all settlement checks to me asap. thanks.

    --donabal

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    1. Re:i am batman by bryan1945 · · Score: 2

      Scary part is- someone may actually seriously try this at some point.

      Except you violated copyright by using the word "batman". Universal Studios would now like their check for $4,000,000.

      Oh shit, that would be another 4 mil from me, now... bastard! :)

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    2. Re:i am batman by Y+B+MCSE · · Score: 1


      I think that putting a patent on reading may be a bit extreme ;-P However, there are other good 'moderate' things for you to patent. Hows about:
      1.Typing
      2.Scroll Boxes
      3. tags

      These patents could make you a fortune. Hint keep reading free and people like me can't help but type something in response. All our cash are belong to you!!!

    3. Re:i am batman by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You also just violated copyright by mentioning that super hero guy who really doesn't have any super powers by parades around in a costume that vaguely resembles a bat. Besides, you'd think that DC Comics holds the copyright, not Universal Studios.

  5. Good! by dangermouse · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I hope this patent stifles the shit out of the email-a-link industry.

    1. Re:Good! by FFFish · · Score: 1

      Show how much you really care: send an electronic card. Because there's nothing like a unique gift with the personal touch.

      [+1 irony]

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  6. Wait A second...... by rveno1 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Isn't Blue Mountain who started the greeting card email craze?

    1. Re:Wait A second...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. As far as I know, it was MIT. I contributed a couple pictures to their cards in 1996 before writing my own system in October of 1996.

    2. Re:Wait A second...... by hendridm · · Score: 1

      Whether they did or not, Tumbleweed patented it first.

  7. bwaahahahah by Logical · · Score: 1

    hahaha ahahahahahahah hehehehe, hoooooooo ahhhh.
    that's some funny stuff.

  8. Hmmm :-) by SuperDuG · · Score: 1, Funny
    I'm going to patent the patent process ... now that would be funny.

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    1. Re:Hmmm :-) by AnimeFreak · · Score: 1

      If I am not incorrect, that has already been done by the Patent office themselves. ;)

    2. Re:Hmmm :-) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not any funnier than the 3,465,278 times this joke is posted whenever there's a patent story.

    3. Re:Hmmm :-) by gerddie · · Score: 1

      So the patent application fees are actually license fees, right?

    4. Re:Hmmm :-) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or just create your own patent office. You could call it SuperDuG's 31337 h4x0r patenting system.

  9. Quick! Send an AynCard now! by Saint+Aardvark · · Score: 2, Troll
    Before they sue me, and I have to stop, and...um...it's relevant, I swear...

    Oh well, I've reached 50 karma. Why stop now?

  10. If they would patent spam by Das+Fink · · Score: 4, Funny

    You know this might be the first _good_ stupid patent.

    There are few things I dislike more than having some stupid piece of flash animation sent to me by email, or wore notification of said flash animation.
    If this Patent stops webisites from getting my mom to send me anymore dancing hamsters, or singing chiefs I will be only too happy.

    Next up I want someone to Patent SPAM

    1. Re:If they would patent spam by bryan1945 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Bastard, you got me! :-(

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    2. Re:If they would patent spam by elmegil · · Score: 2
      You don't get many e-cards do you?

      The flash and hamsters your mom is sending you aren't an e-card.

      Basically I go to a website, pick out a graphic, put a custom message with it somehow, and have an email sent to my friend who clicks on a link to see what graphic and what my specific message was.

      Why this merits a patent is a complete fscking mystery.

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    3. Re:If they would patent spam by limber · · Score: 1

      SPAM is a registered trademark of Hormel Foods corporation. SPAM Luncheon Meat, that is.

      since i'm off topic anyway, it is rather ironic to read Hormel Foods' position statement on the practice of spamming.

    4. Re:If they would patent spam by Ron+Atkinson · · Score: 5, Funny
      Naw, it still doesn't beat US Patent Number 5443036, "Method of exercising a cat".

      Of course I don't mind Patent 5965809, "Method of bra size determination by direct measurement of the breast". I'm sure a lot of guys are trying to infringe on this one :)

    5. Re:If they would patent spam by scrote-ma-hote · · Score: 1
      Rude, you stole that from here.

      Really, I wasn't doing a search on patent 5965809, it was the exercising a cat one, honest!

    6. Re:If they would patent spam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i wasn't talking about SPAM luncheon. I was talking about SPAM lunchout.

    7. Re:If they would patent spam by Andrewkov · · Score: 2

      I agree, but for a different reason .. I always suspected these e-greeting cards were just a way for spammers to collect e-mail addresses. I always give people sh*t when they send me one of these things, not to mention the fact that they are annoying and my mail client doesn't display HTML.

    8. Re:If they would patent spam by joerg · · Score: 1

      i agree

    9. Re:If they would patent spam by joerg · · Score: 1

      Seems like they run a seriously misconfigured smtp-server.

  11. Excellent! by fluxrad · · Score: 1

    Another licensee on my patent on "a method in which a female and male, in combination, create a being of signifigant mental incompetence."

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    1. Re:Excellent! by Eccles · · Score: 1

      Another licensee on my patent on "a method in which a female and male, in combination, create a being of signifigant mental incompetence."

      Sorry, but there's just way, way, way too much prior art...

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    2. Re:Excellent! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not amoung Slashdotters there isn't!

    3. Re:Excellent! by fluxrad · · Score: 1

      that's the best part of it.

      aparently the patent office has shown that prior art isn't a criterion for not getting a patent ;-)

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  12. Karma Whoring for Jesus by jonabbey · · Score: 2

    According to Tumbleweed's press release, the patent in question concerns "Private URLs for Directed Document Delivery", which sounds pretty damn elementary. It's not like no one could have possibly come up with the idea of private, dynamically generated URL's for document retrieval. In fact, given the way that the use of URL's is, well, intrinsic to the way the web works, who wouldn't do this if it was unsatisfactory to send the whole shmear over email, as is obviously the case if the html content you want to send involves custom rendered gif's and the like.

  13. Other good things to patent by NineNine · · Score: 1

    Communication with other people via the Net.

    Distribution of information via the Net.

    Puchasing of objects via the Net.

    Getting off via the Net.

    1. Re:Other good things to patent by scott1853 · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure the first 3 are patented to certain extents already.

    2. Re:Other good things to patent by magicslax · · Score: 1

      ...and there's plenty of prior art for the fourth.

    3. Re:Other good things to patent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the porn industry? oh wait, he said getting off the internet, not getting off on the internet...

  14. WTF? by bryan1945 · · Score: 3, Redundant

    " will use the technology for all Hallmark.com online offerings that "provide for or facilitate document delivery over the Internet, and those that include the provision for sending an e-mail delivery notification to the recipient." "

    Provide document delivery over the 'net- like email?

    provision for sending e-mail delivery notification to the recipient- like "return recipts"?

    Once again, it looks like patents are getting way, way too broad. Soon the patenet office is going to accidentally give a patent to someone for urls (oh wait, isn't a British company working on this one?), pausing TV (oh wait, isn't Tivo {or someone else} claiming this one?), or even a single click technology (the famous Amazon debacle). Maybe someone can try and patent the "right click" or contextual menus.

    Seriously, the whole thing is really getting way out of whack! I wonder if Chesebrough-Ponds has patented the "single stick ear cleaning device"? (Q-tips)

    Time to go get a drink, me thinks....

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    1. Re:WTF? by Platinum+Dragon · · Score: 1

      Soon the patenet office is going to accidentally give a patent to someone for urls (oh wait, isn't a British company working on this one?)

      British Telecom claims to have a US patent on hyperlinks. Some claims of prior art have come up. BT was soundly flamed for dropping this one on everyone's heads.

      pausing TV (oh wait, isn't Tivo {or someone else} claiming this one?)

      I believe the company with this particular patent is called Pause Communications or something. However, Tivo and SONICblue both have patents on various other parts of PVR technology. If that's not a disastrous legal war waiting to happen, I don't know what is.

      Sooner or later, people are going to start ignoring patent protection on software simply because the patents become so broad and ridiculous that no one respects USPTO decisions anymore, openly flaunt those decisions, and dare patent holders to try and defend those ill-advised patents. Once that part of the patent system breaks down, it's only a matter of time for the rest of the system to be dragged down by the weight of the sick portion.

      Fix the unworkable or unenforceable portions of IP law to become realistically applicable in a digital world, or watch the whole regime collapse in flames. That is the choice facing intellectual property-based corporations and organizations. Adapt or die.

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    2. Re:WTF? by mpe · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Sooner or later, people are going to start ignoring patent protection on software simply because the patents become so broad and ridiculous that no one respects USPTO decisions anymore

      You also have plenty of similar problems with "biotechnology" patents. When the concept of patenting was invented the issue of patent applicability to self replicating "invention" wouldn't have come up.

      Fix the unworkable or unenforceable portions of IP law to become realistically applicable in a digital world, or watch the whole regime collapse in flames.

      Remember that, at least in the US, patents are intended as a means to an end, rather than an end in themselves.

      That is the choice facing intellectual property-based corporations and organizations

      Similar choices face governments. At least their legislative and judicial arms.
      The irony is that most of the problems appear to stem from attemption to extend IP laws in areas they probably shouldn't have been extended into in the first place. e.g. patents into genetics, software and business methods, copyright into "useright", etc, etc.

    3. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      pausing TV (oh wait, isn't Tivo {or someone else} claiming this one?)

      there are a TON of patents on pausing tv, most of them are from japanese applicants

  15. /.ed by BrianGa · · Score: 0

    It seems that the site is /.ed, with the following message: Couldn't retrieve data. Please try again later.

  16. Does this mean by peterdaly · · Score: 2

    Does this mean there will be less companies which allow our friends, who think we geeks will love these, to send us these annoying stupid e-cards? Do I really need another annoying MIDI soundtrack on top of an animated GIF with message as a "surprise"? I think not. These were cool two years ago when they were still a novelty.

    God I hope so! This patent may not be all bad!

    -Pete

  17. Conflicts? by Stone+Rhino · · Score: 1

    I hope they don't plan to use RDF!

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  18. OH YEAH!? by Hatechall · · Score: 5, Funny

    OK well tumbleweed put this in your ass and smoke it. I patented YOUR FACE! I not only patented the patenting process but I also patented the patent process and the patent for patenting patent is patent pending. Patenting the Patent pending patenting process is pathologically pathetic so ill leave that up to the RIAA. Permitting a patent pending processing pricky pears and a peter piper picking pickled patented pickled peppers patent patent patent patent patent......
    If you are now desensitized to all meaning of that word you know how I feel after all those damn patending decisions. When will the madness end?
    And not to be a flame, but is it really that important? What exactly is the real implications of this besides the obvious??

    1. Re:OH YEAH!? by BadlandZ · · Score: 1
      And not to be a flame, but is it really that important?
      No

      What exactly is the real implications of this besides the obvious??
      Well, the real reason is likely that Hallmark probably made a decision that it would be cheaper to buy the patent rights than to fight the patent with lawyers.

      Something that exists in the market or as a publicly announced idea (in clear, detailed writing, published somewhere) can be patented, but the patent can be challanged easily and declared worthless.

      Slashdot just has an "anti-software-patent" stance in general.... And as Slashdot is somewhat of a "hype it up and get people to gripe" type of journalism, they don't bother to tell you why the patent is meaningless or worthless.

      Tumbleweed just got lucky, that's all. For an instant (long enough to get a check written) Hallmark took the patent seriously, and paid for the right to use it. It's very likely that the patent could (or will) be challenged in the near future anyway.

  19. I wonder if I could patent... by cmckay · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...a system for encapsulating and transporting oxygen and carbon dioxide through an extensive network of branching tubes of diverse sizes.

    US Patent Office, here I come!(Next on my list: convince a venture capitalist that my pet rat qualifies as a proof-concept model...)

    1. Re:I wonder if I could patent... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hereby patent:

      A system for reproduction of biological material by the mutual combination of specialised cell in the host system in which the chromosomes of the cells are combined to form a third, unique organism.

  20. Enough with the dumb patents already by peterdaly · · Score: 2

    Isn't one stupid patent article enough for one day?

    -Pete

  21. As A Greeting Card Artisan ... by Freneticus · · Score: 2, Funny

    I demand that all cards transferred via this system that Hallmark is utilizing be transmitted via a private encryption system. If the rights of greeting card artists are blatantly ignored by people who can simply steal these cards upon receiving them, and send them to others without any proper repayment to the cards' creators, what will stop entire underground cartels from springing up and allowing people to share them freely?! I don't care if Hallmark licenses it, they have to work to protect the people how MAKE these things! The little guys! That's who they're here for, right? The GIAA is swiftly working to put a stop to this kind of filthy behavior, by developing a private network that transmits greeting cards in a proprietary .NIP format, but their system won't be in place for another year! We must work to protect the rights of greeting card fashioners the world over, lest all fairness and equality within the internet be lost forever. What's to stop some clod from printing one of these cards that I've fashioned, and giving it to a friend for free? Nothing. And that's just not right. Not at all. I should be paid for every single use of it. I deserve that much, for all the hard work it takes to come up with an illustration of a naked man sitting unawares on a toilet bowl with the caption "Caught You At A Bad Time, Huh?" over the top! Tsk tsk, such thoughtless copyright violating ... when will people learn?

  22. I thought of this in a drunken stupor in a hot tub by labiator · · Score: 1

    over 8 years ago. I think I will sue Tumbleweed, then license my idea back to them..Hah

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  23. Wow... by StarTux · · Score: 2

    Two patents within the same time frame, really hope this isn't going to go on for toomuch longer at this pace...Too tired to list prior art, no doubt someone will.

    Wonder who will patent the patenting process?

    Matt

    1. Re:Wow... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not patent the concept of suing a person or entity for violating a patent? This way you could violate any patent and when you get sued, you make the licensing fees so high that they end up paying for all court costs and you still make a little profit.

  24. here's what to do. by footility · · Score: 5, Funny

    IAJAM (I Am Just A Monkey), but it just hit me that
    I /must/ publish every thought I ever have to
    protect myself from this slimy patent system we
    have, and slimier patent applicants.

    I suggest everyone else do the same. Document
    everything you think, whether it seems significant
    or not. Document the way you wipe your ass; the
    way you lift food to your mouth; the way you pick
    your nose. Document the method of transferring
    thought to a transportable medium.

    Fuck! I'm sick of the software /business/.

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    1. Re:here's what to do. by SpacePunk · · Score: 1

      Well, sounds like a good idea, but given the way the US patent office works... I'm sure that's patented.

      -

    2. Re:here's what to do. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IAJAM - isn't that shorthand for "I Anal Jamie and Michael"? You pervert.

      Fortunately, you obviously don't have any thoughts, so you won't need to waste your time publishing them.

    3. Re:here's what to do. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      "the way you pick
      your nose."

      ..Been there done that, damn that webcam..

    4. Re:here's what to do. by Big+Dogs+Cock · · Score: 1

      People are already doing it. Read at -1 and you'll see.

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    5. Re:here's what to do. by nytes · · Score: 1

      Don't forget to add "... using a computer." to every idea you document.

      It'll hurt wiping your ass, though.

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    6. Re:here's what to do. by nytes · · Score: 1

      If I'm the first one to think of it, I hereby place the following idea into the public domain:

      A URI is sent to the recipient of a document (greeting card, business card, or anything else).
      The query part of the URI contains the encoded text of the document itself (note that this encoding can vary anywhere from ROTL-26 to N-bit encryption).
      The actual file linked to by the URI (the authority and path parts) is a template for decrypting and displaying the data, possibly, but not necessarily in HTML.

      Example:
      http://www.mypostcardco.com/GoldenGateBridgePic. ht ml?thetext=Greetings%20from%20California.%20I%20am %20fine.

      This would create a postcard of the Golden Gate Bridge with the text "Greetings from California. I am fine." on it.

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    7. Re:here's what to do. by vortigern00 · · Score: 1

      Just don't do it while you're at work, 'cause then your employer will own the idea.

      Read the stuff you signed when you got hired.

      -Vortigern

  25. I've got a postcard for them... by MadCow42 · · Score: 2

    How about an "F-Off" postcard from MY site? q:]

    www.fuckaway.com

    MadCow.

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  26. Well, it *could* get more vague. by x136 · · Score: 1

    For example, I have patented a system of communication not involving face to face speech or psychic transmissions, usually involving another medium for transmission.

    That's right, I have patented letter-writing, faxing, email, telephone conversations, chat rooms and telegrams, among others.

    In other news, the patent stupidity train keeps a rollin'.

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  27. Ask and ye shall receive by JohnA · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The company I helped found in 1995 started doing this in December 1995, with a launch in February 1996. It was an internet greeting card site, and included such AMAZING features as e-mail notification of a new card to a recipient, and an e-mail to the sender when the card was viewed. The Internet Archive has an archive of the page as it was in December 1996 at:

    http://web.archive.org/web/19961226182315/http://w ww.cardclub.com/

    Anyway, if anyone is challenged by this in court, let me know. I'm sure I can dig out all sorts of documentation that predates the filing dates of the patents in question.

    1. Re:Ask and ye shall receive by flollywebfrog · · Score: 1

      darn. I just finished up a business proposal and I was in the process of setting up meetings with VCs in the Valley, NYC, Singapore, and Milan. Unfortunatly, the business and website I planned to offer is what this dude made in 1996 and what Tumbleweed has patented. I guess I am a few years late. But if I was in the right place at the right time, I would be so loaded right now from all the subscribers who would be regularly paying me to send online greeting cards. At least I am glad I saw this post on /. before I shopped my proposal around. Oh well, back to the drawing board.

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    2. Re:Ask and ye shall receive by ichimunki · · Score: 2

      Anyway, if anyone is challenged by this in court, let me know. I'm sure I can dig out all sorts of documentation that predates the filing dates of the patents in question.


      Hello, McFly? F*cking Hallmark has been in court over this issue for some time now, and we are reading this article because they settled the case to avoid further legal entanglement. Maybe you should contact them, I bet their lawyers would be appreciative-- if indeed what you've done qualifies as prior art and you can prove it. Not only that, it might invalidate one or more stupid patents.

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    3. Re:Ask and ye shall receive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I remember downloading public domain code for a greeting card sometime prior to the Oct. 1996 filing of this patent.

  28. I can patent my work now! by cmoney · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Hey, if you read their press release, they have a list of the their other patents in their "patent portfolio." Mostly stuff dealing with document distribution, encryption and notification.

    Over the past two years, I've been working on a distributed system where an operator in Wash, DC scans 250+ pages a day and is turned into PDF, OCRd, indexed, and then distributed via the web. We're up to 9GB of data and a few mil in annual revenues. There's gotta be a patent in there somewhere if these idiots can patent this stuff. Or at least prior art!

    1. Re:I can patent my work now! by mabinogi · · Score: 1

      The company I work for (http://www.hpa.com.au) has been doing that for years, only we scan tens of thousands (maybe hundreds of thousands) of pages daily. Ironically, one of the applications involves scanning, OCRing and indexing Patent applications, then making them available on the web as PDFs.

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    2. Re:I can patent my work now! by KjetilK · · Score: 2
      Of course you can have a patent. The problem is not having an idea to patent. We all have every now and then.

      The problem is that it is prohibitively expensive for any small guy.

      Software patents would have been OK if anybody with a good idea could afford to patent it (say, it costed $100), the time it took to have it evaluated was one week, and the patent expired after one month.

      That is what it would take for patents to not slow down tech development.

      However, making the patent process this fast and cheap is (I presume) not possible, and that is why software patents must be dropped alltogether.

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  29. PURLs, am I gonna be sued? by Marx_Mrvelous · · Score: 2

    Here's a quote from one patent description:
    "Each private URL ("PURL") uniquely identifies an intended recipient of a document..."

    Now, why on earth didn't the acronym "PURL" catch on? The world will never know.

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    1. Re:PURLs, am I gonna be sued? by knorthern+knight · · Score: 1

      > "Each private URL ("PURL") uniquely identifies an intended recipient of a document..."

      You realize they've patented web-bugs as used by spammers !!! Should we report to them every web-bug embedded in spam that we get ? This would be one of those legal battles that I hope both sides lose.

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    2. Re:PURLs, am I gonna be sued? by Erris · · Score: 2
      PURL?

      Why not the simple Hypertext URL?

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  30. I'm happy with this one by jsse · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Flame me if you like, but I'm more than happy to see this.

    In the beginning people thought e-cards would save papers, but turn out junk mails is more worse than that.

    Why torturing people with E-card when a simly greeting email could do? I've enough e-cards last year. Anybody with me?

    To make it more annoying, the senders will be notified when the receiver has visited the site and opened the e-cards. It'd be awkward if I read them too late, or not reading them at all.

    And it'd be too impolite to tell them not to send me fancy e-cards, argh!

    Now they must license to offer these services, thus could help decreasing the usage of e-cards. Great, sound like a good news for me, I expect less e-cards next time.

    (If the trend of e-cards is growing, I might have to make a procmail filter to tell the sender "I got your e-cards thanks a lot but my procmail ate it.". :)

  31. Link slashdotted, try this... by Tigris666 · · Score: 2, Informative
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  32. Dammit SLashdotted again by ender81b · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Argh can't slashdot start caching pages so we don't have to deal with the ever-present slashdot effect.
    Any find a google cached page of this? I couldn't but I don't have mad-uberGoogle skillz.

    1. Re:Dammit SLashdotted again by susano_otter · · Score: 1

      You're new here, aren't you?

      Next time you do a Google search, try reading the entire text of any of the search results. You'll have "mad-uberGoogle skillz" in no time.

      And another thing: try to think of something more orginal to say than "Slashdot should cache webpages". And keep in mind that while "I can't parse text for the word 'cached' even when it's highlighted and underlined" is a fairly unique statement, it probably won't get the editors here to take your complaints seriously. Not that they're going to anyway, but at least you won't look like such an idiot.

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  33. Same as a regular passworded site? by grahamsz · · Score: 3, Interesting

    How is this different from any password protected site which uses http basic authentication and email based registration.

    Say you go to a site and create an account (the details of which are emailled to you)

    That then means that the url:

    http://username:password@website.com

    has been created for you!

    Bizreport isn't responding for me so i am just assuming that the description of the patent posted by other users is valid.

  34. What about this patent? by Mahonrimoriancumer · · Score: 1

    I wonder if I can patent online pr0n?

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  35. Email not for complex documents? by LinuxInDallas · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "As well, E-mail is not the medium of choice for the distribution of complex documents..."

    But what about HTML embedded in email? For instance what you get with CNETs and Discovery channel's mailings. Those typically contain graphics, tables, etc. And what about attachments?

    1. Re:Email not for complex documents? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You just prooved his point.

    2. Re:Email not for complex documents? by mshiltonj · · Score: 1

      As well, E-mail is not the medium of choice for the distribution of complex documents..

      I can't count the number of Excel and Word documents that get passed around via email attachments in my office. That's the standard "medium of choice" for distributing these "complex" documents.

      How lame can patents get? I afraid to ask.

    3. Re:Email not for complex documents? by KjetilK · · Score: 2
      Well, I would have modded this as funny, but anyway, e-mail is not for complex documents. The only way to distribute documents that are complex is to dump it on a web page and send a (personalized) URL.

      I know I started to tell people about this in early 1995, it is the most obvious use of the web I can think of. It's quite simply how the web is used by those who know how to use it.

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  36. Stupid Patent Jokes by kitts · · Score: 1

    I just patented the process of complaining about patents. Slashdot readers everywhere, I ownz joo!

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  37. READ THE DAMN PATENT FOOLS by elmegil · · Score: 3, Insightful
    The key part here is that Tumbleweed is in the business of providing SECURE "content management systems", not bloody greeting cards. Hallmark wants their greeting cards (unlike those of Blue Mountain et. al.) to be SECURE. So they licensed a particular technology which claims to do that, and which happens to have a patent.

    Now that you've thrown your reflexive anti-patent knee out of joint, try getting upset about something important for a change.

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    1. Re:READ THE DAMN PATENT FOOLS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must be joking, this is /.

      We dont descriminate against unimportant i.e. non-issues.

    2. Re:READ THE DAMN PATENT FOOLS by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 5, Funny
      Hallmark wants their greeting cards (unlike those of Blue Mountain et. al.) to be SECURE.

      Now, this is a significant innovation. I was sitting awake in bed all night worrying about a man-in-the-middle greeting card attack:

      • Alice chooses a Hallmark condolence card, and emails it to Bob on an unsecure link.
      • Mallory intercepts the condolence card message and substitutes a novelty insult card. Mallory forwards the message to Bob.
      • Bob receives the card, and is tricked into believing that Alice is an insensitive bitch.
      • Alice denies sending the card, but Bob doesn't believe her. Their friendship is never quite the same after this.
      With a secure greeting card, this could never happen!
    3. Re:READ THE DAMN PATENT FOOLS by daun3507 · · Score: 1

      I don't think you read the patent either. Take a look at them. They are referenced here
      Tell me where you see anything about making it SECURE...

    4. Re:READ THE DAMN PATENT FOOLS by tshak · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I don't think /. is responding unfairly. For example, we do something similar to validate email addresses of people who sign into our system. They get a specal "VCODE" in a "Private URL (PURL!)" (essentially a unique MD5 hash) which they click on to get validated. The entire project took maybe a few days (including meetings arguing about pointless implementation "issues"). The code is minimal. The amount invested is minimal. The concept is trivial. This is all obvious when you read the abstract:

      A document delivery architecture dynamically generates a private Uniform Resource Locator (URL) to distribute information. Each private URL ("PURL") uniquely identifies an intended recipient of a document, the document or set of documents to be delivered, and (optionally) other parameters specific to the delivery process. The intended recipient of a document uses the PURL to retrieve the document. The server, upon retrieval of the document, customizes the behavior of the retrieval based upon attributes included in the PURL, as well as log information associated with the retrieval in a data base. This architecture and usage of PURLs enables secure document delivery and tracking of document receipt.

      Looks almost verbatim to our design docs!

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    5. Re:READ THE DAMN PATENT FOOLS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Take your own advice and read:

      The Patent text again.

      In particular the "Claims" section, where security is not mentioned at all, in fact portable formats are suggested. In the "preferred embodiment" section (NOTE: this is not the legal claim), it then goes into great detail describing a fairly simple 2 server distributed fileserver/accounting system "Security" consists of linking by plaintext email! and.. domain logging! and ... Bwahhhahahahah! Incredibly funny! Tragic, even.

      Its definitely been done. There's no way this will stick, although I can't name an example off the top of my head. Slashdot might even cover it - Is a post a document. Google groups now definitely does.

      BTW, the first few posts to this article were hilarious! Completely whack. And just as unreal as the patent. Slashdot is great!

    6. Re:READ THE DAMN PATENT FOOLS by elmegil · · Score: 1
      Damn, you caught me.

      However, the fact remains that the thing being patented is NOT "online greeting cards" so "prior art" by Blue Mountain et. al. is not at all pertinent, despite dozens of posts saying contrariwise. I *did* read the press release from Tumbleweed, which doesn't say a damn thing about having patented online greeting cards.

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    7. Re:READ THE DAMN PATENT FOOLS by gordon_schumway · · Score: 1

      Well done! Kudos to you, Waffle Iron!

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    8. Re:READ THE DAMN PATENT FOOLS by dachshund · · Score: 1
      However, the fact remains that the thing being patented is NOT "online greeting cards" so "prior art" by Blue Mountain et. al. is not at all pertinent, despite dozens of posts saying contrariwise. I *did* read the press release from Tumbleweed, which doesn't say a damn thing about having patented online greeting cards.

      It is very pertinent, if the previous greeting card delivery systems used a system anything like the one patented by Tumbleweed. And I can't imagine that the system these early services used would not easily fall under the aegis of this patent.

      Essentially, a document is generated or uploaded, and a special URL is mailed to the recipient. This URL contains a unique document ID and the ID of the recipient. It's not rocket science-- I would be surprised if there aren't plenty of earlier systems that use this technique. Not to mention hundreds of later systems that adopted it because the idea is so "obvious", also grounds for overturning a patent.

    9. Re:READ THE DAMN PATENT FOOLS by mshiltonj · · Score: 3, Funny

      Hallmark wants their greeting cards (unlike those of Blue Mountain et. al.) to be SECURE.

      * Now, this is a significant innovation. I was sitting awake in bed all night worrying about a man-in-the-middle greeting card attack:

      * Alice chooses a Hallmark condolence card, and emails it to Bob on an unsecure link.

      * Mallory intercepts the condolence card message and substitutes a novelty insult card. Mallory forwards the message to Bob.

      * Bob receives the card, and is tricked into believing that Alice is an insensitive bitch.

      * Alice denies sending the card, but Bob doesn't believe her. Their friendship is never quite the same after this.

      With a secure greeting card, this could never happen!


      This is a non-issue, because bob wouldn't actually *read* the card...

      * Bob check mail

      * Bob gets message with subject "Alice has sent you an electric greeting card"

      * Bob groans.

      * Bob knows he can't get away with not clicking on the enclosed link, because the card web site notifies the sender when the card was "read". That's why Mallory is still pissed at him.

      * Bob opens message, clicks on enclosed link.

      * Bob's browser opens in new window. He is forced, under great pain, to wait while a page with an animated gif of some sort draws on the screen. As soon as the midi file starts playing, he knows the page is fully loaded and Alice gets the notification that he read the message.

      * Bob closes browser window on second note of midi file. Card goes unread.

      * Bob hit reply to sender in email. Composes some hack response like, "I just read the card you sent me. Thank you so much for brightening my day. You are so sweet!"

      * Bob sends reply.

      * Bob deletes original message.

      The above series of events can happen in less than 30 seconds. Honest.

      Lastly,

      * Alice gets warm fuzzy feeling.

      * Bob gets laid.

    10. Re:READ THE DAMN PATENT FOOLS by Rick+the+Red · · Score: 2
      There's no way this will stick
      Then why did Hallmark cave? I doubt their lawyers are so lame they didn't consult some industry experts, who no doubt could do at least as well as /. at finding examples of prior art. At least I'd hope so, otherwise Hallmark got screwed twice. If you're right, then the only way Hallmark's settlement makes sense is if the royalties demanded were less than the lawyer fees demanded.

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  38. About some Australian patenting the wheel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Although this might be a _tad_ offtopic, I will continue anyway.

    Judging by how the Australians are doing, I wouldn't be surprised if they had just invented the wheel shortly before the patent.
    But seriously though, Australia is fucked up. They are headed straight to hell and I can thank Satan and his demons that Australia is on a continent of its own and not part of the great U.S. of A.

    Also refer to my other identical post here

  39. Re:Plage Lelthening Proast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Very good. The characters are not mere numbers (unlike the tedious Klerck).

  40. Prior art? by graveyhead · · Score: 2


    Apple icards?

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  41. GAH by _aa_ · · Score: 1

    If i had me some monies.. I'd patent me up the patenting process itself.. that'd learn 'em.

  42. prior-art by davmct · · Score: 2, Informative

    I'm pretty sure DavidJones.com.au was doing this way before anyone else. (They even had classy cards, long before bluemountain ever rose from the bloody sea). It was quite funny, as they are a respectable retail outlet down in Australia (similar scale to Sears, sorry aussies), but all its site was really useful for was sending cool postcards of dalmatians or pointy hats.

  43. 'PURL' is an infringment on OCLC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    'PURL' has been used as an acronym for "Persistent URL" (http://www.purl.org) since at least 1995. I believe that Tumbleweed's use of the 'PURL' name is an infringment, specifically as it is being used within the same knowledge/technical domain.

  44. I am a genius inventor by istewart · · Score: 1

    I have an idea to apply for a patent on "all your base" and see if they grant it.

  45. Hallmark has patents too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some of Hallmark's patents:

    This system or portions thereof are covered by the following U.S. patents: #5,555,496, #5,960,412 and #6,092,054 and/or other related U.S. patent applications and corresponding foreign patents.

    pattens

  46. wut u said? by atari2600 · · Score: 1

    You said Gro**y - thats patented by Duke - of the DookNookum3D fame - look for an email from 3DRealms >:)

    1. Re:wut u said? by bryan1945 · · Score: 1

      Who stole it from Evil Dead 2, look for an email from... well, probably nobody!

      Campbell has been quoted as not giving a crap, except blasting them for not having any imagination in coming up with original phrases.

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  47. Not just cards... by tunah · · Score: 1
    patent for delivery of online documents with e-mail notification.

    Subject: [Slashdot] Moderation of "Not just cards..."

    A user has given an "Offtopic" (-1) moderation to your comment.

    Not just cards... http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=0xdeadbeef

    Surely that counts as an 'online document' and 'email notification'...

    *forwards message to Tumbleweed*

    From now on people will have to *pay* to mod me down! My karma is unstoppable! Except for the cap...

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  48. The patent claim is frightening... by Chagrin · · Score: 3, Informative
    Patent number 6192407, which Tumbleweed is claiming:
    • PURLs are temporary, dynamically generated uniform resource locators which uniquely identify the intended recipient of a document and the document itself, as well attributes associated with the delivery of a document. PURLs avoid attaching information to e-mail messages to send documents, but rather attach a general reference to a document to be sent, and then enable the recipient to access a document via the reference.
    Really, any user-specific link sent via e-mail is covered by this patent.
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    1. Re:The patent claim is frightening... by Cygnusx12 · · Score: 1

      That reads an awful like "any dynamically created URL for a user".

      Take for instance..

      http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=25602&op=Rep ly &threshold=1&commentsort=0&mode=thread&pid=2783448

      Looks like a dynamic URL generated just for me, with attributes unique to my particular user settings. Is this really what they're being permitted to patent? If so, what well put together database driven site ISN'T in violation of this patent?

  49. I'll be rich! by QuickFox · · Score: 1

    I'll patent the process of executing code by clicking on attachments and sue every poor sod who infects his computer with a virus and GET RICH QUICK!

    Give a man a fish and he eats for one day. Teach him how to fish, and though he'll eat for a lifetime, he'll call you a miser for not giving him your fish.

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  50. Good god... regular email is prior art for this by nate.sammons · · Score: 1
    Their patent says the following:

    An electronic document delivery system and methods of its use are provided. A document, preferably in a portable format, is forwarded to a remote server (e.g. using HTTP to "push" the document to the server). The server sends a generic notification of the document to an intended recipient, and the recipient can download the document from the server using local protocols. In preferred embodiments, the invention is used for the controlled delivery of portable documents from a sender to a large number of recipients, using a network of servers that route the documents and notifications in a store and forward manner, while providing routing and accounting information back to the sender.

    Let's see here... we're sending documents to people over a computer network using a store and forward protocol. SMTP, anyone? WTF?

    SMTP + POP3 covers this in spades.

    When is the patent office going to realize that this is getting WAAAAAAAAY out of control?

    -nate

  51. Remember the good old days? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When you could patent something that was actually a tangible item?

    I guess thats too hard for us lazy folks these days. I think I'll patent a process of consuming oxygen in multicellular organizms. I will call it Breathing (tm)

  52. I tried to e-mail them by ctxspy · · Score: 0

    i sent an e-mail to investors@tgv.tumbleweed.com
    I got a "Mail delivery subsystem: Returned Mail User Unknown"...

    Nifty eh?

  53. From the Patent office site... by Robber+Baron · · Score: 3, Interesting

    An electronic document delivery system and methods of its use are provided. A document, preferably in a portable format, is forwarded to a remote server (e.g. using HTTP to "push" the document to the server). The server sends a generic notification of the document to an intended recipient, and the recipient can download the document from the server using local protocols. In preferred embodiments, the invention is used for the controlled delivery of portable documents from a sender to a large number of recipients, using a network of servers that route the documents and notifications in a store and forward manner, while providing routing and accounting information back to the sender.

    Egad! Sounds like a glorified e-mail system! With attachments! And distribution lists! What a novel concept! But wait...It's not even attaching the document in question??? It's merely sending a link to a site where the file is located! Well,I don't know about you guys, but I was sending hyperlinks via e-mail prior to the patent filing date. Either I get to patent the wheel, or this is a non-starter. Somebody in the patent office needs a few whacks with the stupid stick... And don't even THINK about trying to collect royalties on this one.

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    1. Re:From the Patent office site... by mpe · · Score: 2

      Sounds like a glorified e-mail system! With attachments! And distribution lists! What a novel concept! But wait...It's not even attaching the document in question??? It's merely sending a link to a site where the file is located! Well,I don't know about you guys, but I was sending hyperlinks via e-mail prior to the patent filing date.

      Ample "prior art" in the "smail mail" world. e.g. someone tries to deliver you a package, it either requires a signature/payment or cannot be delivered in the usual manner (e.g. won't physically fit). Instead they deliver a card, you take the card, go to their depot, someone there uses identifying info on the card to retrive your package...
      This is all done by humans, but the actual method isn't that different. The whole thing comes back to the concept of using a new tool in an old way. Using email and HTTP to do what postal and courier companies have been doing for centuries is hardly "Innovation".

  54. What about right to link? by AyeRoxor! · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Thanks to 2600 Magazine and The EFF , we all have a legal precedent for the right to link from our sites to wherever we wish (More info at 2600). Might this also apply to linking from our emails, thus invalidating the patent? Which takes precedent? I would imagine a judge and/or jury.

  55. will slashdot license this? by po_boy · · Score: 2
    It's my understanding that you can set your user preferences in slasdot to email you when certain events occur, like followups to your comments.


    In that case, I would receive email notification that there is a new document (new version of the web page) available for me.


    That sounds a bit like an infringement on the patent to me. In fact this technique os rather widely used.

  56. Why? by vchoy · · Score: 1

    U.S. Patent No. 5,790,790 for the "Electronic Document Delivery System in which Notification of Said Electronic Document is Sent to a Recipient Thereof."
    If you have a look at the this link:
    Bluemountain.com already had this in place back 12/1998! How did they ever get the patient application approved?

    1. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um, maybe that's because the pattent is from 1996.

      Like SO many others on slashdot, you'd do well to read up on what you're about to spout off about before performing said spouting.

  57. Links and More Info on Patents by pgrote · · Score: 3, Informative

    What a joke this patent is ...

    Anyway, here is what TumbleWeed has to say:

    http://www.tumbleweed.com/en/company/news_events /p ress_releases/2002/01_02_02.html

    The first patent was registered in October of 96 and was granted in August of 98. The title: Electronic document delivery system in which notification of said electronic document is sent to a recipient thereof. The link:

    http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?Sect1= PT O1&Sect2=HITOFF&d=PALL&p=1&u=/netahtml/srchnum.htm &r=1&f=G&l=50&s1='5,790,790'.WKU.&OS=PN/5,790,790& RS=PN/5,790,790

    The second patent was applied for in April of 97 and granted in February of 2001. The title is: Private, trackable URLs for directed document delivery

    The URL is: http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?Sect1=PT O1&Sect2=HITOFF&d=PALL&p=1&u=/netahtml/srchnum.htm &r=1&f=G&l=50&s1='6,192,407'.WKU.&OS=PN/6,192,407& RS=PN/6,192,407

    Prior art exists for both of these. Thanks you wayback machine! Link from earlier post:

    http://web.archive.org/web/19961226182315/http:/ /w ww.cardclub.com/

  58. Patents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I'm heading to the patent office to patent greeting cards which use e-ink. I'll be back in a little bit.

  59. So, am I infringing if by Erris · · Score: 2
    So if I send out email to my frineds and family pointing back to pictures of my baby on my ftp site, am I infinging? Do it have to be an html reference to an html page? Do I have to generate some stupid random name for each link? Or do I now have to just mail out megabytes worth of pictures to people who may or may not want them? Geeez!

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    1. Re:So, am I infringing if by hairy_hippy · · Score: 1

      I'm not a 100 percent sure on US law, but in the UK you can't infringe a patent by doing something on a personal basis, (ie. non-commercially) So companies spamming might infringe but private users should be exempt.

    2. Re:So, am I infringing if by J.+Random+Software · · Score: 1

      IANAL, but from what I've read US patent law has very narrow infringement defenses for education (teaching yourself or others how the invention works) and research (improving upon it, possibly to get another patent) but not for ordinary use of the invention to it's intended purpose.

  60. Attention Slashdot Users by SuperDuG · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    what's even funnier is the fact I posted this twice in a row ... on different topics.

    Basically I decided to test the current mod structure of slashdot..

    For some reason /. users have the right to mod as editors have the right to mod. Except editors seem to only mod down.

    Not a new trend by any means and this is a website that has no reason to comply with users, but slashdot _IS_ a popular site and has quite a few users that use comments on slashdot to not only get opinions but gain further knowledge into the subject of the article. The Mod +1 Funny is entertaining, but a mod +5 funny is completely useless. I personally know this because the main parent comment was a 5 for a while as was the other one. Funny comments, while entertaining, are not good for learning purposes and actually get in the way of serious discussion.

    Personally I think the modding down should be regulated alot more than it is. AC posts should be banned ... there's no reason to have them ... creating an account is very easy to do and if you don't want to stand behind your comments then you shouldn't post them. I run a site with PHP-Nuke and non-verified accounts are prohibited from posting as are annonymous comments ...

    I think slashdot is a great idea and a great site and a few changes should be made to make a better surfing experience. Modding down should be reserved for Editors only and a mod history should also be available ... also no reason not to stand behind your moderations.

    Slashdot rocks and I will continue to post ... and continue to visit.

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    1. Re:Attention Slashdot Users by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 1

      I personally think you should be modded down as this is an article about the patenting of greeting cards. What the fuck are you talking about?

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    2. Re:Attention Slashdot Users by SuperDuG · · Score: 1
      article is about greeting cards ... comment however is on a comment ... hence the parent linkage ...

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  61. BOOOOOO! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am sick and tired about reading slashdot stories about patents

  62. Oh, shut the fuck up. by grytpype · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    You Slashtards don't know anything about patent law, patent policy, or any goddamn thing relating to patents. So shut the fuck up about it.

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  63. Slashdot Advocacy by Balagan · · Score: 1

    Of course this and the other example of patent stupidity posted on slashdot earlier today are just the umpteenth million reason why we should be doing something more to give all these comments about our rights online and offline some kind of greater impact than they currently have.

    Its been suggested before, but i still havent seen much action from anyone on the idea of a Slashdot - or slashdot related - Advocacy Project (org/fund/website). What kind of hybrid creature that might be could be born of the wonder of the slashdot threaded discussion process, but essentially the best ideas that ive heard so far would involve making the connection between comments here on slashdot and useful recipients of those suggestions, like elected officials (or those seeking election) and company executives, etc., along with drawing in donations through pay pal and other means for a fund to support legal action and education and research and such (like what the EFF and the Samuelson Law, Technology and Public Policy Clinic are doing).

    Hell, at the very least it could be a form of a distribution network for those kind of funds - raising donations for projets that users mod up in importance and comment on and help coordinate - with the redistributing of those funds to the most effective and support needing of those working on projects (like the eff with the adobe/sklyarov situation).

    Yeah i know theres the EFF and the ACLU and a bunch of other undersupported, overworked, undercoordinated organizations but do we seriously think that adding our support would do anything other than help.

    Id personally think that a major focus should be to bring programming, web design, networking and other skills to help out EFF and all the state and local chapters of the ACLU and others by the ton...

    Projects need IT support. Slashdot is the feeding trough the tech junkie world comes to for news and such. What better fit could there be... and how hard could it possibly be for a few dozen or more people to start passing emails between each other, maybe start up mailing lists, email and bring in big name types like Lawrence Lessig and Pamela Samuelson and all the others that anyone on /. can probably rattle off of their evolution 1.0 address books in their sleep.

    1. Re:Slashdot Advocacy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We need an openpatent office. Most of these patents are based on technology us geeks take for advantage, primarily because we are smart and understand most of this shit. These ideas are created by us, but patented and controlled by corps and government. An openpatent office, with ideas patented under a GPL type licence which would effectively deal with the problem of stupid patents and our loss of freedom. Everytime you have an idea, submit it to the open patent system thereby preventing all this stupid shit from happening

  64. Security Claims as well . . . by maniacdavid · · Score: 1

    According to Tumbleweed's site, they claim this: "Within 5 years all Internet communications will be secure and Tumbleweed® Secure Guardian(TM) will be the industry standard for securing every channel of Internet communication, for every enterprise, everywhere" Based on that, can we trust these people to do our online greeting cards?? Any company who thinks there sole product will be the only security device is absolutely absurd. Find one bug, and everyone is doomed. I want my greeting cards to be secure and not open to some random hacker looking for a good laugh. However, at least they are starting a little good by not running Microsoft NT/XP server. A quick lookup on Netcraft said that they were running Apache on Solaris I wish them luck and hope to a year of supposedly secure greeting cards where I can just leave one out in the open and no one will attempt to even read it or if they do, they will get lost!
    Greeting cards for a secure environment and a secure environment made just for greeting cards!

  65. Re:turd report +5 damn funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what about THAT guy!?

  66. article text by Erris · · Score: 2
    The stupid biznet site seems to be having a problem with that really ugly 20K of crap code and some ad links. Nice of them to pass this little bit of text, without displaying it!

    Hallmark Cards settled a lawsuit filed against it by Tumbleweed Communications Corp., agreeing to license Tumbleweed's patented technology for delivering greeting cards online.

    Neither company made financial terms of the settlement available, and both Hallmark and Tumbleweed officials were unavailable for comment.

    ^M According to a statement issued by Tumbleweed, Hallmark will use the technology for all Hallmark.com online offerings that "provide for or facilitate document delivery over the Internet, and those that include the provision for sending an e-mail delivery notification to the recipient." ^M Tumbleweed Chairman and CEO Jeff Smith in the statement said it is the third patent for the technology issued this year. ^M P One of the other patents was secured in a similar settlement with American Greetings Corp.

    Yes, it's an ugly display.

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  67. By the way... by feldy · · Score: 1

    ...I have a patent pending on sticking flyers under the windshield wipers on peoples' cars to notify them of sales and such. Soon I plan to pattern the technique of having a number or blinking light flash on an answering machine to notify people that they have messages waiting. Now I'll just sit back and wait for the licensing fees to pour in.

    sigh...

  68. Prior Art is NOT Needed by russh347 · · Score: 2, Informative

    The invention to be patented must NOT be obvious "to one of ordinary skill in the art."

    This patent fails the test... as do most patents like it.

    The patent office is clearly violating the public trust by awarding patents for "inventions" which which are clearly obvious "to one of ordinary skill in the art."

  69. Stupid 'get rich quick' delusionaries by Ogerman · · Score: 2

    There's a certain aire among many immature or just plain uneducated entreprenaurs / management / executives that patents are some sort of holy grail of the American dream. Unfortunately, they've forgotten the hard work part. Instead they have delusions of grandeur that somehow they'll patent the "right thing" that everybody and their brother will want and suddenly they'll be rich. But alas, these people are not engineers, scientists or other tech workers. Their "big ideas" are the mere childs play of true intellectuals. And unfortunately, with so many idiots flooding the patent office these days, the bar has been significantly lowered to the point where such nonsense actually gets through.

    Patents don't have to be this way. Sure, if an individual or company puts a significant amount of time and money into developing a sophisticated physical design, they ought to be compensated for a *short* amount of time. What we need is massive patent reform.

    1. Re:Stupid 'get rich quick' delusionaries by Balagan · · Score: 1

      How would you suggest we pursue that patent reform? Yes there are many aspects of the process that need to be looked at and changed but its not gonna happen on its own... how do you personally feel that these needs can be connected with real life results?

    2. Re:Stupid 'get rich quick' delusionaries by moncyb · · Score: 1

      How would you suggest we pursue that patent reform?

      How about get rid of the patent process and leave it to trade secret laws. Just make it illegal to "steal" trade secrets/IP from companies through reverse-engineering or spying. Also develop laws that permit licensing of trade secrets, so that companies may still sell rights to their ideas. However, the laws must require that proof be presented that the defendant actually acquired the information through illegal means--not just the fact that the defendant implements the same idea as the plaintiff. I suspect there are many laws in place that already do much of this, so writing new ones may not even be necessary. (For example, I heard about a law that makes corporate "spying" illegal in the US--The "Economic Espionage and Protection of Proprietary Information Act of 1996")

      This method would have the following advantages:

      1. obvious ideas wouldn't be protected
      2. companies would be able to spend lots of money on R&D and still have a resonable assurance that it won't go down the drain as soon as they release products that were developed.
      3. A company could continue research efforts even when a second company releases a similar/same product that they developed independently (with the patent system, the first company would then be liable to the second for licensing--even though they spend lots of money on R&D too.) Neither company would be infringing on the other's rights, because they both did all their reasearch separately.

      Yes, this could lead to abuse too, but IMO this model is better as the courts wouldn't need to understand the state of whatever industry, and they wouldn't have to worry about who came up with the idea first.

  70. Just the facts ma'am... by Thalia · · Score: 5, Informative
    Let's try the intro to patent law again. The abstract is NOT the claim. The summary is also not the claim. In fact, there is a section, labelled "Claims" that are... well, the claims. The scope of the patent is defined solely by the language of the claims, as interpretted in light of any comments made during prosecution.

    So, let's look at the broadest claim of the newest patent:

    1. A document delivery system for delivering one or more documents between a sender and at least one recipient, said system comprising:

    a server that temporarily stores said documents, wherein said server generates a URL for each intended recipient of said documents, the URL unique to each recipient, and sends each of the URLs to each respective intended recipient; and

    a database which is associated with said server and which records log data describing which recipients accessed said documents;

    wherein said server sends the log data to the sender of said documents.

    What are the simple limitations in this claim that make it narrow enough to be uninteresting. Well, let's see:

    1. The server must store "each of the documents" temporarily. So, dynamic URLs are pretty much out.

    2. Log data must be "sent to the sender." This means that if you require the sender to log back on to your side (the traditional way of doing this) instead of sending them the log, you do not infringe this claim.

    What do you want to bet that none of the prior art (from BlueMountain to standard email) meet all of these criteria? And this doesn't even take into consideration the fact that likely those limitations were discussed during the prosecution of the patent. If you really want to analyze the scope of the claims -- if for example you want to invalidate the patent -- order a copy of the file wrapper from the patent office, which includes every scrap of communication between the PTO and the company. Once you've reviewed that, we can get a real discussion going.

    If you actually look at the patents, and in particular 6,192,407, you will find that they cited a huge number of references, including most of the references that you have discussed. This strongly implies that the patent office actually took a look at this patent, before allowing it. Now, whether patents should be permitted at all or not is a different discussion. But assuming that no prior art technology, articles, or patents were referenced is rather silly, when the patent is available for review.

    I will agree that this claim is too broad in my (not-a-legal) opinion. However, it is not nearly as broad as /. seems to imply.

    So... for future reference, read the bloody patent claims (not just the abstract) before starting to bitch.

    Thank you,

    Thalia

    1. Re:Just the facts ma'am... by Balagan · · Score: 1

      A little legal education and patent info briefing might help the bunch of us. Along with the rest of the world... Relates back to what i was saying earlier.... All this is nice and good to talk about but what ya gonna do about it? Website dev maybe? Actual coordinating with anyone? *ehem* Slashdot Advocacy anyone?

    2. Re:Just the facts ma'am... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Being an admin and programmer rather than a lawyer, I think you're failing to clearly relate your point:

      1. The server must store "each of the documents" temporarily. So, dynamic URLs are pretty much out.

      Technically speaking, this is exactly what every email server on the planet does, sans the dynamic URL quip. It sincerely appears that perhaps the difference is hidden in some left out detail.

      2. Log data must be "sent to the sender." This means that if you require the sender to log back on to your side (the traditional way of doing this) instead of sending them the log, you do not infringe this claim.

      So precisely how does this differ from sending html formatted email? Worse yet, if the server should actually send notification to the user of new mail, it appears to exactly fit this specification.
      I'm fully willing to accept that the patent office didn't do something profoundly stupid, but not from these examples.

    3. Re:Just the facts ma'am... by Jack+Lint,+412-L · · Score: 1

      You say this doesn't really cover greeting card systems. And yet... American Greetings and Hallmark have licensed the patented technology. Therefore THEY certainly must've decided that it did cover them, or at least that it wasn't worth fighting. Frankly, I'm stunned by this... This is a patent that needs to be destroyed.

    4. Re:Just the facts ma'am... by pclminion · · Score: 3, Interesting
      During my company's battle with Tumbleweed, we looked long and hard for prior art. We found none. Their patent is very carefully worded so as to exclude any of the prior art. Some previous projects come close to the patent description, but none seem to match it.

      We were screwed, and had to change our design. I hate these assholes.

    5. Re:Just the facts ma'am... by ajs · · Score: 2

      Interestingly, I can see no way in which that claim fails to describe hotmail (temporary storage, message notification via email with URL, etc) with return-receipt turned on. I don't know if there are any email-via-web services that support return reciept and forwarding of your mail to an alternate address, but if there are they clearly violate that claim.

  71. Sweet! by Chibi · · Score: 2

    So, what are you going to do with all of the money you get from licensing fees? ;-)

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  72. gonna beat the system by discogravy · · Score: 2

    I'm going to patent using your brain to think thoughts of things.

    The way the patent office is going about it, no one will even blink twice and I'll have a monopoly!

    I'll never lose another argument again!

    The only thing left is for someone to patent continuation of the species via sex and/or artificial insemination!

  73. Hey I never thought of that. by crisco · · Score: 3, Interesting

    What happens when a patent is invalidated by prior art? Can the parties who demonstrated prior art file a patent? Or does the fact that they didn't file a patent invalidate any claim they have on the invention.

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    1. Re:Hey I never thought of that. by mpe · · Score: 2

      What happens when a patent is invalidated by prior art?

      IIRC it's not that easy to have a patent invalidated on this basis. Quite possibly more expensive and time consuming than getting a patent. Since patents only appear challengable by court action

      Can the parties who demonstrated prior art file a patent? Or does the fact that they didn't file a patent invalidate any claim they have on the invention.

      Another question would be if a patent invalidation always becomes part of the "prior art" the patent office actually bothers to check.

  74. What we really need to do ... by finalrain · · Score: 1

    is to patent the process whereby one obtains a patent. If we do that, perhaps we can end this nonsense. But in all seriousness, how many of these trully absurd patents have ever made it to court? Has the British telco that patented hyperlinks attempted to sue anyone for the use of them? The funniest part of all this is that the companies would waste the money to apply for such worthless patents in the first place.

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    1. Re:What we really need to do ... by mpe · · Score: 2

      But in all seriousness, how many of these trully absurd patents have ever made it to court?

      Even if they do does that mean that the judge won't be just as easy to fool as a patent examiner. Especially if cases where one party is much richer (and with better lawyers) than the other. Extreme senario large corporate vs individual LIP...
      The reasons they are absurd include that they are "obvious", but only to someone skilled in the appropriate area or that they are old ideas reimplemented, but it needs someone to be able to see through the jargon and technobabble.

  75. Repeat story (kinda) by griffjon · · Score: 2

    I (I mean, er, an anonoymous reader. I was working at a competitor at the time, and wouldn't dream of slamming) submitted this when it was approved. It's sad that it's being enforced.

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  76. wait a tick... by doooras · · Score: 0

    will these tumbleweed RODS be paying for their use of the hyperlink, which was patented by someone, IIRC. (BT, perhaps)

  77. In Turkey, Batman weighs 157 pounds by yerricde · · Score: 1

    Except you violated copyright by using the word "batman".

    No, that's trademark. And there are other generic senses of "batman" other than the trademarked sense for comic books, films, TV shows, and toys. For example, in Turkey, batman weighs only 157 pounds.

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  78. Come on realize people. by rzbx · · Score: 0

    You want change, you want revolution, you want something innovative? Get rid of intellectual property laws. There is no need for them. Check out my recent comment. The idea of patents and copyrights was a bad idea to begin with.

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  79. Are you Sam Butcher? by yerricde · · Score: 1

    As A Greeting Card Artisan... [I demand that Hallmark encrypt all cards it sends so as not to violate my copyright]

    Are you Sam Butcher of Precious Moments Inc? If so, any claims of restrictive copyright on your Precious Moments characters have two checks:

    1. The PM likeness (head 38% of height; simple facial features including large teardrop-shaped eyes) is quite similar to that of the Eloi characters of H. G. Wells's The Time Machine (public-domain in the United States), to the alien characters of many other SF worlds, and to Super-Deformed characters in anime. It may turn out, as it did for Alexey Pajitnov, that you own nothing but a name.
    2. The PM motto is "Loving, Caring, Sharing." Yes, sharing. Strong copyright represents hoarding, the opposite of sharing. Enforcing the opposite of the policy your products teach is called hypocrisy. I am a customer of several PMI licensees, including Enesco, and if PMI pulls any funny stuff when I execute my fair use, I will become a former customer.

    What's to stop some clod from printing one of these cards that I've fashioned, and giving it to a friend for free? Nothing.

    Other than traditional copyright law.

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  80. Slashcode next. by bodin · · Score: 1

    Don't worry about all this. Soon their gonna patent online threading and commenting, and then slashdot will be history anyway.

  81. OpenPatent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We need an openpatent office. Most of these patents are based on technology us geeks take for advantage, primarily because we are smart and understand most of this shit. These ideas are created by us, but patented and controlled by corps and government. An openpatent office, with ideas patented under a GPL type licence which would effectively deal with the problem of stupid patents and our loss of freedom. Everytime you have an idea, submit it to the open patent system thereby preventing all this stupid shit from happening.

    1. Re:OpenPatent by dpille · · Score: 1

      I think this suggestion wouldn't work out as well as making our 18-month publication system apply to all applications. I suspect part of the reason this one patent seems so shocking to everyone is that they should have seen in published three years ago. Anyway, broadening the publication system to include everybody would be far less likely to completely end biotech work, like I suspect an "openpatent" office would.

  82. Tumbleweed patents FTP too? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Take a look at patent # 6,219,669

    Sounds just like FTP and anything else like it!

    Something needs to be done about the US Patent office. This is outrageous.

    1. Re:Tumbleweed patents FTP too? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whoop -- that's not Tumbleweed. In any event, it is curious, though, isn't it?

  83. Wrote such a system in '95 by ckm · · Score: 2

    In fall of 1995, I was one of the developers for a US Gov't website that provided online statistical analysis to the general public.

    We wrote a system that emailed the user both a summary of the results and a unique link to the stored results. This was done because the analysis was too computing intensive to do in real time and we couldn't hold the browser connection open for more than a minute or two...

    We did both of the things that are in the claim, and a couple of things that aren't. Anonymous logins to websites, which are similar to anon. logins for FTP sites, and we generated, on the fly, a unique piece of software to compute the dataset (which saved the results in a temp. dir).

    So, BTDT and I can prove it. If anyone cares, they can find me at the URL in the .sig.

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    1. Re:Wrote such a system in '95 by Everybody · · Score: 1

      If I am not mistaken (obIANAL), to claim prior art you not only have to demonstrate that you utilizedthe claimed technique, but also that it was published / common knowledge at that time.

    2. Re:Wrote such a system in '95 by Bazzargh · · Score: 2, Insightful

      'published' IIRC just requires that >20 people have seen it, placing it beyond the circulation of a private communication, where those people have not agreed (written, verbal or via their employment contract) to an NDA.

      There is an urban legend that big pharma regularly publishes relevant info in low-circulation magazines like Pig Breeders Monthly (Chinese Edition), in order to avoid going public via the patent process, but providing prior art to prevent their competitors filing patents.

      In this instance, the mechanism underlying the method is glaringly obvious to anyone who looks at it - every step of the process except unique id generation and fetching of information associated with that id are seen by, and often enacted by, the user (no need to reverse engineer algorithms etc). The very existence of such a system in use by people in more than one organisation, as the guy above described, seems likely to constitute prior art.

      'course, IANAL.

  84. on the subject of spurious patents... by s4m7 · · Score: 1

    I have a great idea for a patent!

    a mechnaism for weath accrual whereby various individuals and or companies deliver cash to me in small amounts every time said individual or company duplicates in spirit or in deed anything i've ever done including but not limited to sleeping, breathing, blinking, reading or sneezing. I HAVE PRIOR ART. many of my impromptu performances of these acts have been thoroughly documented, as far back as the 1970's!

    but seriously folks, and only slightly OT, i can see the need for the protection of actual human beings that come up with valuable ideas. Obviously there are flaws in the execution.

    a key element, and this particular claim does NOT fit this bill, is that any technology which substantially improves the general quality of life in the world should be exempt from protection.. e.g. cures for cancer, the hyperlink, etc. should not be enforceable patents.

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  85. A proposal by Alsee · · Score: 2

    Firstly, give all those idiot patent examiners a raise. (keep reading)

    Secondly, every time a patent gets overturned in court the patent examiner responsible gets docked pay.

    While we're at it, I think everyone in congress and the senate deserve pay raises too.

    Every time a law is declared unconstitutional dock every one that voted for it. (I'd really rather toss them in jail for a while, but somehow I don't think that'll fly.)

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  86. Reading, writing, and patenting. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'll admit I'm no computer nerd, but I'm guilty on the patent front. Are you all really saying that fully 5 years ago, everybody knew exactly what was going on in that '790 patent? With none of us having the slightest idea exactly when the inventors reduced this thing to practice, I'm not so sure we can say it's so "obvious" and that the patent office is so bad. An irony to me is that comments like "I'll patent patenting the patented patent..." or "I'll patent reading" ought to be relatively calming instead of expressing frustration. Those comments have exactly the same worth as a real patent: none, other than what the listener is willing to give it. If a federal court said you had exclusive rights to the process of reading, then I'd be in trouble, not before.

  87. Please go to BountyQuest by KjetilK · · Score: 4, Informative
    Great stuff!

    I think I have been infringing on this patent myself since 1995 :-), as I started telling my friends at that time: "don't send me heavy documents in the e-mail, dump it on the web with my name on, and send me the URL". This patent quite simply covers things that the web was specifically made for. But that isn't publicly available information so...

    Make sure you to go to BountyQuest every now and than to check if a bounty is posted, so that these patents can be killed once and for all.

    Hm, come to think of it, there should be a similar site that organizes prior art claims and challenge patents on the basis of it... Anybody know about anything like that?

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  88. Making a wheel is copyright-infringement already by Kman_xth · · Score: 1

    It really sounds like an april-fools joke (and I really wish it is!)

    http://www.theage.com.au/news/state/2001/07/02/F FX 0ADFPLOC.html

    Looks like we've devolved to a state where we can't even make wheels anymore.

    Does someone already have a patent for breathing?

  89. Patent law vs. specific cases by decathexis · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Tumbleweed applied for the pattent in early 1997. I believe US patent law allows you a year to prepare your patent application, which means that prior art would have to be before early 1996. I don't think BlueMountain was around then.

    However, this is NOT what is important!

    Somehow slashdot readers like to get worked up about each _specific_ case of stupid patent being granted. However, there is little discussion of the underlying legislation. People like to think that it is all just due to stupidity in the patent office. However, with many "stupid patents" the patent office does exactly what it is supposed to do according to the law, yet the result is just as ridiculous.

    Does it really matter whether Tumbleweed actually was the first to document this idea? Would this condition make this patent fare or good for the society?

    I think it would be good for all of us to spend less time getting excited about the specific cases and more time looking at this topic in a broader way.

    1. Re:Patent law vs. specific cases by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would make a patent _fare_ but not fair or good.

  90. I would like to patent... by denladeside · · Score: 1

    ...running a patent office :-)

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  91. You do have copywright on your writing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You really do have copyright over everything you have ever written (unless you have deliberatly assigned it otherwise) see

    http://www.loc.gov/copyright/circs/circ1.html

  92. At least it ain't a copyright by Jesus+IS+the+Devil · · Score: 1

    There's something serious wrong with our system when patents are valid only for 20 years while copyrights can be retained forever and ever, and thus controlled and monopolized infinitely.

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  93. prior art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sure we could find prior art on maybe AOL

  94. I don't get it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Is it just me, or does it seem that as soon as you do something with a computer, it can suddenly be patented? This patent seems to me as stupid as if someone would patent a (secure) method for delivering postcards. Lets see.

    It would involve setting up a whole bunch of special (secure) postbox where people can place their postcards within. Special certificates (called stamps) are buyable and should be placed on the post cads to identify them as valid ones. Then a system of transportation will handle the transportation of the post card to the correct recipients through a unique address that would be printed on the post card. The recipient should set up his own private post box labeled with the unique address so that the post card can be delivered to that post box. And so on.

    Oh well. As soon as it is done through computers only and over the internet, suddenly one can get a patent on just about anything.

  95. So, does Microsoft owe royalties... by sh00z · · Score: 1

    because Outlook automatically re-formats even manually-typed URL's to be hot-clickable? It would be hilarious if they were the first ones sued for infringement.

  96. Prior Art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IAMPE I am a Patent Examiner.

    "Can the parties who demonstrated prior art file a patent? Or does the fact that they didn't file a patent invalidate any claim they have on the invention."

    It is the duty of the applicant to disclose any prior art that they have knowledge of to the examiner on an information disclosure statement.

    Patent Examiners have a limited amount of time to prosecute an application(could be 10-40 hours or more depending on the "art" they are working on) because there is an ENORMOUS backlog of applications at the patent office. On a side note they patent and trademark office is hiring a large number of engineers and computer scientists right now with very competative salaries to deal with this backlog.
    http://www3.uspto.gov/go/jars/index.html

    For something to recieve a patent it has to a) have not been disclosed in a journal, made public knowledge or been on sale in the US at least 1 year (to claim forigen or domestic priority) before the date of application, b) be non-ovbious to one skilled in the art for that application

    One thing youhave tokeep in mind with interenet related patents is that things on the web are not always indexed and dated. That is, if the application was filed on december 20, 1996 you have to find a web page that still exists before that date and shows a date so that you may use it as a valid reference. Thats pretty hard to find stuff that is that old.

  97. Prior art: session tracking using URL rewriting. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The wording of the claims in 6,192,407 reads on the process of session tracking using URL rewriting (appending an id part to a URL rather than using cookies) in the context of any http exchange, rather than just the case of using email:

    a server that temporarily stores said documents, wherein said server generates a URL for each intended recipient of said documents, the URL unique to each recipient, and sends each of the URLs to each respective intended recipient; and

    a database which is associated with said server and which records log data describing which recipients accessed said documents;

    In an interaction between a web client and a server that uses URL rewriting, unique URLs are generated that point to other documents uploaded to the server, which matches all the elements of the claim.

    Notice also that the phrase 'intended recipient' is not defined in the claims. So it can be interpreted to mean the visitors of a given web site. Or to make it a precise list, we can interpret it as: all the users registered at a web site.

    - erzlo

  98. Read it more carefully by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    What they are really patenting is the delivery of those services in a secure manner with billing and tracking for the customer.
    I think Hallmark (and others) gave in cause they charge for thier services, so it falls more in line with the patent. Free/unsecure services seemingly would not apply to this patent
    .
    Also when you read it they try to ruse you into what they want you to think those services are used for. Like email is plain text only and http is a search and pull technology only.

    I find it ammusing that people are so desperate for a money making idea that they now patent the idea of using already existing technologies in a certain fashion.
    This would be no differnt then patenting a process that asked you questoins via the world wide web and stored them to an electronic media for later review. It's not inovative or an original idea, so it never deserved a patent.

  99. USPO by geekoid · · Score: 2

    Will the idiots at the patent office never stop?

    Will the idiots who don't understand the USPO responsibilities every shut the hell up?

    --
    The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
  100. Patents Kill by savaget · · Score: 1

    This may be be a little off topic, but I believe that this is worth a mention here:

    This story give you an idea as to how patents are not only inconvenient to us but actually kill people every day in America. This story explains how patents keep a quick HIV tests out of the American market, thus needlessly exposing many to a deadly desease.

  101. They also own PGPmail.... by gessel · · Score: 1
    US PAT 6,061,448: Method and system for dynamic server document encryption
    Tumbleweed Communications

    We claim:

    1. A method for secure document delivery from a sender over a wide area network, comprising the steps of:

    a sender encrypting a document using a secret key;

    the sender contacting a Delivery Server to query a public key associated with an intended recipient;

    the Delivery Server dynamically retrieving the public key in real time from a certificate authority;

    the Delivery Server transmitting the public key back to the sender;

    the sender encrypting the secret key with the public key; and

    the sender transmitting the encrypted document and the encrypted secret key to the Delivery Server for transmission to the recipient.

    If a Delivery Server is equivalent to a server such as a mail server, and if the same server is a proxy, firewall, or otherwise in the chain between user and certificate authority, then it would seem in my inexpert opinion to be infringing, though these operations were in wide use before this patent was applied for in 1997 and should therefore be more precisely considered prior art.

    The USPTO's decision to allow patents on software is a nightmare and should be reversed; the EU should take special notice of our IP follies before embracing them.

    (In this case real time could be a mistake that renders the patent useless since "real time" is an ill defined concept in computing: do they mean literally instanteously, do they mean within a framed interval as in an RTOS, do they mean without human intervention?)

  102. We had to deal with Tumbleweed by pclminion · · Score: 2
    Tumbleweed are real bitches. My company (I won't name it) had to deal with them a year ago. We were constructing a secure document delivery system with notification, etc. All the cool features. Well, our original idea turned out to be covered by TW's patent, so we had to do some things ass-backwards in order to stay free and clear. As a result our product doesn't operate as cleanly as it should, but at least we don't have the assholes at TW breathing down our necks. We're a smaller company and can't afford to license it.

    The patent in question seems to be the same one mentioned in this article. It's one of their older patents, at least two years old I think.

  103. Blue Mountain has already licensed TMWD patents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    AmericanGreetings.com already licensed:
    http://biz.yahoo.com/bw/011214/140070_1.html

  104. TMWD patents already challenged in court by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Critical Path/docSpace have already challenged TMWD patents in court. The outcome, from TMWD 10K
    http://www.edgar-online.com/bin/edgardoc/finSys_ ma in.asp?dcn=0000912057-01-528588

    On March 3, 1999, we sued The docSpace Company, Inc. in the United States District Court for the Northern District of California alleging infringement of our U.S. Patent No. 5,790,790. In its answer, docSpace raised counterclaims alleging, among other things, antitrust violations and unfair competition. On March 9, 2000, Critical Path, Inc. acquired docSpace. On March 9, 2001 the court issued an order that (i) granted in part and denied in part our motion for summary judgment of literal infringement, and (ii) granted in part docSpace's motion for summary judgment of no infringement. Essentially, the court ruled that the docSpace products Express 4.0 and Express 5.0 violate our patent at issue and that Express 5.1 and later versions, all designed after the lawsuit was initiated, do not literally infringe that patent. On June 6, 2001, we sued Critical Path in the same Court alleging infringement of our U.S. Patent No. 6,192,407 which was issued to us on February 20, 2001. On July 31, 2001, we entered into an agreement with Critical Path whereby they acknowledged the validity and enforceability of the two patents at issue, and licensed those patents from us in exchange for a royalty bearing license fee. We have agreed to dismiss both lawsuits.

  105. I am going to patent masturbation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At least I can demonstrate that it WORKS.

  106. patent office personnel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apparently they have a patent on stupidity
    over there at the patent office!

  107. patently obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    patently obvious that there are no Einsteins in the Patent Office.

  108. An elegantly recursive solution... by -=[+SYRiNX+]=- · · Score: 1

    Will the idiots at the patent office never stop?

    Not until you beat them at their own game! Here's what you do...

    First, apply for a patent on the concept of a patent office. This patent will be approved because it is obvious, intangible, and has prior art readily available.

    Second, apply for a patent on the concept of specifically patenting obvious and intangible ideas. This patent will be approved by the same logic.

    Next, file a lawsuit against the USTPO for violating your two patents.

    Finally, remember to re-apply to your own patent office for the two patents you obtained with the USTPO so your patents will still hold after the USTPO has gone bankrupt. Your two patents will of course be approved by your own patent office by virtue of the second patent.

    --
    - "It's just a matter of opinion!" - PRIMUS
  109. So? by NilObject · · Score: 1

    Doesn't remember the companies that did stuff like this for kicks? Like the company with a patent on something like "emotion expression through ASCII based text". Smiles anyone? :-) And how about the company that took the tones of a phone (usually just two music notes played together), and patented "music", which was actually phone numbers. I checked, and yep, they have a patent on my phone number. So when I call home, I'm breaking the law... Thankfully these companies are doing it for shits and giggles. *Gulp* I hope...

  110. I believe I'm also correct in believing by morven2 · · Score: 1

    that when you quote prior art in a patent, you are explicitly saying that what is covered by the patent is ONLY those things that aren't in the prior art. So to understand what a patent actually covers, you have to research the prior art too.

    Even the claims in the patent don't mean a lot without that, because of course a lot of them are describing steps that are also in the prior art.

    Most patents are a lot narrower than they seem, at first glance.

  111. legal inquiries by joerg · · Score: 1

    It seems like the supreme cout of the european community is yet after them...