Darth Vader is going to have a SCREAMING ORGASM when they make him imprint his dick for identification. He will spontaneously cream himself when a cute airport security worker sears him for his photograph. You know how hot airport worker chicks are, don't you?
Any attack against our hardware by the Rebels would be a useless gesture, no matter what technical data they've obtained. This router is now the ultimate power in the network. I suggest we use it!
Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to block G4T0r spyware crap is insignificant next to the power of the Source.
Don't try to frighten us with your coder's ways. Your sad devotion to that irrelevant OS has not helped you sell routers; we all know that Linux is a niche market
I find your lack of faith disturbing.
Remember, the open source will be with you, always
A couple of summers ago, Darth Vader was visiting Japan, and being interested in Nintendo games, he wandered into a video game shop and noticed that some companies have taken their ram-the-customer-in-the-ass tactics a step further on that side of the Pacific Ocean. Many video games displayed prominent notices that they must not be resold by the consumer. Darth Vader doesn't know exactly what legal ground that stands on, but he finds it a bit disturbing.
Yes, Darth Vader does think that speaking about himself in the third person makes him sound intelligent and cool.
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Darth Vader is going to use this camera to record footage of him having a 5CRE4M1NG 0RG45M with Queen Amidala.
Darth Vader is going to have a SCREAMING ORGASM when they make him imprint his dick for identification. He will spontaneously cream himself when a cute airport security worker sears him for his photograph. You know how hot airport worker chicks are, don't you?
I know this is a sore subject, but if OpenGL gaming takes off on LINUX, All your OpenGL are belong to Microsoft.
Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to block G4T0r spyware crap is insignificant next to the power of the Source.
Don't try to frighten us with your coder's ways. Your sad devotion to that irrelevant OS has not helped you sell routers; we all know that Linux is a niche market
I find your lack of faith disturbing.
Remember, the open source will be with you, always
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Yes, Darth Vader does think that speaking about himself in the third person makes him sound intelligent and cool.
Darth Vader's anti-spam solution involves a gigantic construction called the "Death Star"