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  1. Re:Finally.. on BMW Introduces GINA Concept Car, Covered In Fabric · · Score: 1

    From your link, it appears that the fabric 'withstands a running chainsaw' by having long lengths of kevlar thread clog the chainsaw's sprockets and thus halting the chainsaw. That is pushing the definition, to my mind.

  2. Re:Finally.. on BMW Introduces GINA Concept Car, Covered In Fabric · · Score: 1

    You would think that a repair would be even cheaper for just replacing a piece of injection moulded plastic on a car, but you would be wrong.

  3. Re:The best way to not get caught on Inside the RIAA and MediaSentry · · Score: 1

    If, since I can't force you to work weekends, is it ok if I copy the plumbing you did on someone else's bathroom if i supply the materials and labour? Or will that cost you money, somehow?

  4. Re:Who is hurt more? on Virgin Media To Spy On & Threaten Downloaders · · Score: 1

    If you want to work out some more figures, how about the car sales lost due to inferior anti-theft devices? There are 15 year-olds out there that have stolen _dozens_ of cars. By music industry logic that is over a quarter of a million pounds that the teenager would have spent on cars if he hadn't been able to steal them.

  5. I wonder if... on The SUV Is Dethroned · · Score: 1

    ..the tuning and performance guys will develop cams and engine management kits that trade max horsepower for economy?

  6. Re:Who is hurt more? on Virgin Media To Spy On & Threaten Downloaders · · Score: 1

    6.5 million customers at 10 pounds a month is 780 million pounds per year.

  7. Re:Because no one will sneakernet songs on Virgin Media To Spy On & Threaten Downloaders · · Score: 1

    Is my tinfoil hat on too tightly? The thought crosses my mind that it is the music/film industry selling all these 'pirated' discs so that they avoid paying percentages/taxes etc.

  8. Re:Both on Is Google Making Us Stupid? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Only because i was AFK (checking lawn for kids).

  9. Re:Both on Is Google Making Us Stupid? · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hah! I was going to correct it too, but i used actual 'remembering'! Old School FTW!

  10. Re:what? on Community Choice Award "Most Likely to be Shut Down By Govt" · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Which young boys thing? NAMBLA?

  11. Re:Broadband access on Virgin Media To Spy On & Threaten Downloaders · · Score: 1

    Pah. They traffic shape the crap out of your connection http://allyours.virginmedia.com/html/internet/traffic.html if you try to download more than 300Mb (good news for the likes of damn small linux)

    Curiously, Virgin's traffic policy page uses 'music files' as a measure of capacity eg 'Even if a Broadband: Size L user has their speed temporarily traffic managed, they can still download over 5,500 music files per day.'

  12. Re:wtf... on Legal Trouble For Multiple ISPs · · Score: 3, Funny

    Ah! Alice deals in drugs! I have been wondering for years why she runs all that crypto. Now it all makes sense.

  13. Re:Is it really 13.4-in diagonal? on The Development of E-Paper Technology · · Score: 1

    Each axis? Really? Not just one axis?

  14. nice resolution! on The Development of E-Paper Technology · · Score: 1

    I would like a laptop with epaper where the keyboard is (and doing virtual keyboard with the touch sensitiveness) and a normal lcd for the supertuxcart, dooms etc.
    And hookers. And blackjack.

  15. Re:New Physics on Cell Phone Tracking Reveals Users' Habits · · Score: 1

    Ok! I'll just .. erm. Erm. Well, if I, er...
    Hang on, let me just think a minute..

  16. Re:New Physics on Cell Phone Tracking Reveals Users' Habits · · Score: 1

    Tracking Schroedinger's cat should be easy as it is always in its box.

  17. Re:dustbuster on New Method Discovered For Making Telescopes On the Moon · · Score: 1

    Duh! The mirrors are *made* from dust! Just keep building until the moon is a disco ball, hit it with the secret orbital defence lasers and play Bee Gees vinyl. Hang on, I think I have got sidetracked.

  18. could it just be the router is too slow? on Windows XP SP3 Causing Router Crashes · · Score: 1

    Maybe the guy should let it keep rebooting? _Some_ of the EvilGovConpiracyProtocol packets will be getting through, and once all the results of scanning all the hardware and data on his network have been passed to the TotalitaranDatabase servers there will be less data sent and the router will stop acting up and will function ok ( until the daily update is sent out. But that should be a much shorter burst of messages).

  19. Re:Evil twin on Face Recognition Goes Mainstream For Notebooks · · Score: 4, Funny

    Only once EvilTsa shaves off his goatee beard.

  20. Re:But were they smart, or stupid? on Sneaky Blackmailing Virus That Encrypts Data · · Score: 1

    Bad puns like that make me blush.

  21. Re: thinking about recycling back then on Pringles Can Designer Dies, Buried In a Pringles Can · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Now listen here, sonny. Both 'Stig of the dump' and 'The Wombles' predate 19fucking70, as do I. Now get OFF my DAMN lawn and get a haircut.

  22. Neato! on OLPC's XO As a Wireless Hacking Tool · · Score: 1

    Sounds interesting! And there is one of these cut-down bare-bones minimalistic machines on ebay for just £389 plus postage.

  23. Collating the sensor data on Buses as Mobile Sensing Platforms? · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Ooooh!, This is interesting, Bob. Every bus except 003729 shows real bad air quality and big queues of traffic. Pull it in and check out the sensor pack" .... ...

    "Hi Jeff! I am at the depot, and it seems that bus 003729 had its sensor pack attached to the FRONT bumper of the bus by mistake!"

  24. Re:Consuming child porn on Anti-Counterfeiting Trade Agreement · · Score: 0

    The gov should encourage distribution of child porn on P2P! The $multi-trillions of losses that the porn producers would suffer due to pirates copying their works over the intarwebs would put them out of business.

  25. Re:That's pretty neat, kiddo... on Teen Discovers Plastic-Decomposing Bacteria · · Score: 1

    Squandering the money would be spending it on things other than games and hookers, surely?