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Pringles Can Designer Dies, Buried In a Pringles Can
n3hat sends along an item from the Cincinnati Enquirer: "Dr. Fredric J. Baur was so proud of having designed the container for Pringles... that he asked his family to bury him in one. His children honored his request. Part of his remains was buried in a Pringles can — along with a regular urn containing the rest... Dr. Baur, a retired organic chemist and food storage technician who specialized in research and development and quality control for Procter & Gamble, died May 4 at 89... He developed many products, including frying oils and a freeze-dried ice cream, for P&G... But the Pringles can was his proudest accomplishment, his daughter said. He received a patent for the package as well as the method of packaging Pringles in 1970."
so that's what they're made out of...
I can't get my hand in them to get the chips out of the bottom.
Container might be good, but the product sucks. Go get some Sabritas instead.
Once you croak, you must stop.
At least he'll be able to get good wi-fi.
What flavor of Pringles?
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Let's just be thankful he was so proud of the pringles can. I'm uncomfortable with the thought of him being freeze-dried or, even worse, fried.
...who had the fun of eating the pringles out of the can before the, uh, interment?
...until you drop (dead).
I can't remember the last time I forgot anything.
...much better than the ubiquitous aluminum foil bag that chips now come in, which is 50 to 70% air (by design, so the chips don't smash each other in transit).
That said, my hands are large enough that I usually can't reach the bottom 20% of the can. If they widened the Pringles can design so that my hands could reach the lingering chips on the bottom, that'd make my decade.
-Rob
Biblical fiscal responsibility
You should have seen what Felix Klein was buried in.
It bears the question, what flavor of Pringles was the can?
I remember visiting a recycling center when I was in elementary school. One particular item that they picked on as being very difficult to recycle was the Pringles can. A bizarre combination of metal, cardboard, and plastic, it is almost impossible for them to get the components apart.
So, no thanks for failing to consider the environmental impact of your design.
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"I think Pringles' initial intention was to make tennis balls. But on the day that the rubber was supposed to show up, a big truckload of potatoes arrived. But Pringles was a laid-back company. They said "Fuck it. Cut 'em up."
-Mitch Hedberg
So patent abuse isn't a recent thing, then.
I guess by "proudest achievement" he either means that it's the only patent the layperson understands or it's the one that made him the most money. As a mathematician I'd be glassed with a Klein bottle if I sounded all "hai guys i hav a gr8 idea" and that idea was fitting stuff in a cylinder. Neighbo(u)rhoods of saddle points, even.
(@Gunrun) Pringles are clever
(@Gunrun) they're like... self regulating
(@Gunrun) if you can't fit your hand into the tube to get more
(@Gunrun) then you probably shouldn't be getting more anyway
Do you "first post" trolls want to be buried in the first lot in the cemetery? You have to be the first dead, I hate to tell ya.
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So that guy who invented the bra...
Steve Jobs in a Mac?
Bill Gates squashed into a floppy? He'll at least be "micro" and "soft".
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> humor, death
I don't know whether to laugh or cry!
Let's see ... starch ... good source of calories, a lot better for you and the environment then the amercian standard of beef. Vegetable oil, isntead of lard, probably a good thing; fat soluble minerals can't be absorbed without it. And, again, it's not cows, which are an environmental disaster. Satl, well, drink more water if you eat that much salt. Chemical flavorings ... ooh, scarry, you said "chemical" But, reading the can I have handy, it says peppers, vinegar, paprika and natural flavors. The "chemicals" are preservatives. Probably not good for you, but not as scarry as you make it sound. You, sir, are a retarded troll.
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Grave Digger A: "Dude, all this digging is making me hungry. Let's hurry up so we can catch a sandwich or something."
Digger B: "Hey, whatta coincidence. I just found a can of Pringles down here. Here ya go."
Digger A: "Bleck, they're stale and crumbled. Hey, do you still have that Twinkie we found last week?"
Digger B: "Yes, but I do have doubts that its really a Twinkie."
Digger A: "You worry too much; hand it over."
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...if I remember correctly. It has been a few years, but there was a few months when she talked about him (and, notably, his family). Not sure if she was buyer/seller agent or whatever but she got to know the guy fairly well.
There are plenty of juicy details to tell, but I'm not fully awake and my memory is failing me. I wouldn't want to spread any non-factual gossip and rumors.
I'll ask her tomorrow and repost.
...the creator of cheap, directional wireless antennas!
... Com-casket. Or Can-comstic.
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From the resultant "Pringles Syndrome" heart disease?
Here is their Secret formula (shh, don't tell anyone): Take 1lb of lard, add 1 oz potato mash, fry, put in can, profit!!
I think he meant what took so long to post this since Dr. Bauer's death which, like the article states, was at May 4th, and it's already June 1st.
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I hope they bury him deep, otherwise he may be used as a covert Pringles WIFI antenna
you mean those things weren't designed as a means of propogating wifi?
The Pringles can never struck me as particularly good design - chips would still smash at the bottom, it was just a tube, and you can't even get your hand in to the bottom like a regular bag of chips, you need to tilt it and shower yourself in crumbs.
Anyone mind giving some information on why it was supposedly so revolutionary and he would be so proud of it?
His Wikipedia article is only pringle sized as well.
it's not really that good a design to be honest. For a start the packaging is a lot more expensive as is the machinery to pack it. The cans have to be shipped to the factory to be filled and obviously its quite a complex assembly.
Compare this to the conventional bag plastic or aluminium its basically just a roll of film. The bag is formed as it is filled, as one is sealed it forms the bottom of the next packet in fact crisps are falling before there is actually a bag for them to go in. It's extremely fast and efficient and the mechanics are relatively simple.
The pringles can is purely for marketing purposes, and it's expensive to produce in comparison to your regular bag.
also the curve of the pringle determines how many fit in a can it's hard to get a mix which tastes good and fits in the can. The machine which fills the cans is limited to a maximum size 25% extra free can be a problem with larger sizes.
for bagged crisps its largely a question of adjusting the desired weight and changing the weight marked on the bag.
I would hazard a guess the can may cost more than the product.
On the other hand as a marketing tool the can is great, it makes the product distinctive and allows a higher price.
funny thing is crisps are made from fresh potato's and it is likely only a few hours from being in the field to being in a bag where pringles are from dried powdered potato which can be any age.
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A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral attended by fellow physicians, family members, friends.... A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.
At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral
That's when the proctologist fainted.
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BBQ flavour.
Part of his remains was buried in a Pringles can - along with a regular urn containing the rest...
So... which part did they put into the Pringles can?
I shudder to think.
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It took that long to chop him up into little pringle shaped slices.
Now would be the perfect time to release my latest invention! I call it the "Finglonger"!!!
No more trouble dealing with those pesky Pringles cans, and they also come in a stylish mauve colour.
What flavor? Plain seems obvious, but who can resist the Cheez-Ums?
Just goes to show you that even if you do a great job you'll someday get canned!
Did you know that Pringles can't legally call themselves potato chips because what they're made of isn't potatoes, but processed potato paste? Lays handed them a false advertising lawsuit when Pringles started to move in on their turf once upon a time, so now they by law must call their product something other than potato chips like potato crisps.
Funeral chips are creepy.
"packaging Pringles in 1970."
So not the newer ones with the peel-off paper top, but the ones with the aluminum can pull tab that left that lovely wrist-slicing edge after you opened it.
what flavour was the packet?
I suppose barbeque might be appropriate seeing as he was cremated.
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Funny, but ewww....
I wonder if he worked on any non-nutritive cereal varnishes ?
...but they should at least put a warning on the box.
What this world is coming to - is for you and me to decide.
What flavor BBQ?
Almost. Didn't you ever wonder where all of their human-sheep hybrids go?
I really wanted to see the giant Pringles can. Also, was it an open-top funeral or was that freshness seal on? I'd go freshness seal in case he reanimates as a zombie since those things are hard as shit to get off. Ninja edit - wait, he was cremated
People are like slinkies; useless but fun to watch when you push them down the stairs
"Part of his remains was buried in a Pringles can - along with a regular urn containing the rest"
... salty" snacks?
Hmm, what body part(s) would fit into "a tube-shaped container designed to hold
I wonder which part of him was put inside the can.
What is understood, need not be discussed.
Just look at the article's icon. I even suspect there is a typo in "food storage technician".
"It's too bad that stupidity isn't painful." - Anton LaVey
And our departed loved one enters the great circle of free wifi...
and he will deliver broadband for all time
True story. Parents weekend, 1987. Beer drinking in one room, parents in suite. Beer in fridge of other room. Turns out, two 12-oz cans fit perfectly in one empty Pringles can. Play it cool while walking across suite, hope nobody wants Pringles. It worked.
For all intensive purposes, "whom" is no longer a word. That begs the question, "who cares"?
Absolutely nothing, as far as I can tell. The chips themselves are the "innovative" part; they're identical so they fit together very well, and fit into a tube very well, but the package is just a tube. Hardly revolutionary, and it won't work with anything that isn't designed specifically to fit it.
If this guy was so proud of "inventing" a tube, I bet the guy who came up with "1-click ordering" expects to have a statue built after him.
Maybe he also invented the shape of the actual chips?
In any case, I'm pretty sure Bahlsen was making this kind of chips (not perfectly round, though, sort of oval) before Pringles. And those (Bahlsen Chipsletten) taste a lot better, too. But I still prefer real chips, sliced from real potatos.
Now listen here, sonny. Both 'Stig of the dump' and 'The Wombles' predate 19fucking70, as do I. Now get OFF my DAMN lawn and get a haircut.
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Usually people cash in their chips *after* they get canned...
New jingle for selling toilets:
Once you poop, you can't stop.
No, into dies. Haven't you read the headline?
But did they can all those designer dies into one big can, or do you get a designer die with your Pringles if you're lucky?
Something long and cylindrical, but under 12 inches. hmmm...
from 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0
to 45 2F 6E 40 3C DF 10 71 4E 41 DF AA 25 7D 31 3F
Is that what they're made from?
I'll have to try that in my kitchen ^h^h^h^h^h^h^h laboratory.
So apparently the patent offices were just as bad in the 1970's? Patenting cans?
I can't help but wonder why only part of his remains were in a can; it would seem very odd to me that he would request to have himself split up that way. Split between as many cans as are necessary, sure, but this reeks of something else to me.
Basically, what I'm trying to say is that I think his kids probably didn't like this as much as we're being led to believe. Some or all of them probably hated the idea of putting dad in a pringles can, even if it was his request and very much a part of his life, and so they made a token gesture then put the rest of him in the kind of container they would want to be put in.
If you check this, more specifically the Flavors section:
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This is really disgusting and inappropriate, besides being an apex (?) of idolatry.
I hope I never see or eat another Pringle potato chip.
JB
"Pringles Can Designer Dies, Buried In a Pringles Can"
It took me a while to parse that sentense, until I realized that they meant "can", the noun.
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How fortunate for him that he was a proctologist instead.
Don't post articles on the damned pringles can, curse those people and their glorious snack food product :( .............
Oh that salty powdered flavouring
Can someone explain just what the fuck is so special about a cylinder with one end having a lid? I thought to be patentable, an idea had to be non-obvious. God damnit, I hate the USPTO.
While on vacation from my royal position in Great Brittain: I killed a squirrel, threw him into a transluscent can shaped just like for Pringles (but was for Chex-mix from Sam's Club or Costco IIRC), and then attached a live squirrel to the can by means of a rope noosed around his waste. I threw him into a 50-feet wide river that moved fast but was only 5-feet deep. Man it was hilarious. I went back to my native home in Whales, England a proud girl to The Family for having done a good deed against heirs of the rebellion.