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Dear Sirs, It has come to my attention that some of you are distressed about pornographic links\crapflooding\trolling\lastmeasure\vandalism on your bbs\livejournal\blog\homepage\guestbook\place of work\home address. As the spokesman for the GNAA, I would like to express my deep condolences that our recent efforts were not enough to convince you to quit the internet forever, and stop polluting it with your disgusting little personalities. Please rest assured that we will not cease our efforts until the last of your kind has been purged from the net forever. In the meantime, there have been physical threats made to members of the GNAA, and I would like to applaud these threats, and offer you a chance to escalate them in a gentlemanly fashion. I believe it is the right of every man, woman, and Mexican to demand satisfaction from what they consider a personal attack on their honor. To extend this right to even you lowly idiots who have no conception of how to make anything more complicated than a drive-through order at taco bell happen in the real world, I am making a special offer to all of you. I will duel you, to the death. That is correct. I consider your recent threats a challenge, and will therefore defend my honor, and the glorious organization I represent, to the death. While I was almost certainly not personally responsible for whatever mild action you considered severe enough to threaten physical harm, please consider me as the champion of those who actually were. I will be more than glad to engage you on the field (or in this case, the boat) of honor. Here is my offer. As the challeged, I have the right to select the weapon, the time, and the place. I select rapiers, although, if it is your earnest wish, I will allow the duel to be conducted with katanas. I would advise against this, as I am exceptionally profficient in katana, and generally choose rapier to offer you a sporting chance. The place is on the deck of a sufficiently large boat, in calm seas on international waters. This will allow us to avoid annoying legal consequences, and free you of the worry of burial expenses, as your body will be quickly and unceremoniously weighted and dumped in the ocean. In the extremely unlikely event that you should manage to defeat me, you will be returned to land unharmed, and allowed to go on with your mundane and meaningless life without fear of reprisal. Another highly trained member of the GNAA will take my place as spokesman, and you may then elect to duel him as well, after a 90 day grace period. Because you are the challenger, there are certain coventions that must be followed. You will be responsible for the following expenses: My first class travel and lodging, rental of and fuel for the boat, the pay of the crew, your own personal travel to a location to be disclosed where you will be blindfolded, and your personal effects removed from you, (should you win, these will be returned to you via mail within two weeks time). I also require my time be compensated for, at a discounted dueling rate of one thousand pounds sterling per day, with a three day minimum commitment, as I must put all my affairs on hold to dispatch you. You must provide your own weapon, which will be searched for concealed transponders and unsportsmanlike modifications, but will otherwise not be tampered with. If anything of this nature is found on your weapon or on your person during our search (which includes a full body MRI, the cost of which you are also responsible for) you will be disqualified from the dual for lack of personal honor, and your deposit will not be refunded. Any involvement with authorities will similarly disqualify you (and we must note that YOU are the one initiating the violence, and that I am merely defending myself). You have my personal word that you will be dealt with in a just and professional manner during the whole procedure. It is my personal suggestion that in addition to the required monies, you also bring with you sufficient funds (you m
"American business lose $178 billion a year to web surfing in the workplace"
The fact is, the time spent surfing is not purely 'lost time' it helps with morale and keeps employees awake all day.
Sure, there may be a point where by surfing time is much more than work time that employers should be worried, but humans are not machines, they can't stay focused on one project for 8 hours a day straight.
Disregard this, he is slandering the name of Internation Trader Link (the irc channel is ours) he has been packeting us for 2 weeks to try and take over the channel. efnet opers dont want anything to do with it.
GNAA announces plans to bomb Christmas island GNAA announces plans to bomb Christmas island
by GNAA Staff
Due to recent AUP policy changes at.cx NIC, one of the key GNAA sponsored
websites, http://goatse.cx has been found "in
violation of.cx AUP policies". This announcement delivered a huge blow to the
GNAA organization.
Without goatse.cx, we lose an important piece of GNAA. "We will not let this
happen", GNAA representative goat-see said to the press. "GNAA will begin
planning a terrorist attack on the Christmas Islands."
GNAA currently operates a back-up site, also located at the.cx TLD, http://goat.cx. Users are welcome to use this website
while we try to persuade.cx NIC to reinstate goatse.cx domain.
"In the event that our peaceful negotiations will fail, Christmas islands
are sure to be gone off the face of this planet", added another GNAA member,
penisbird.
If you would like to show support for goatse.cx domain, please visit the
following links:
excerpt from an irc log
@b- The domain goatse.cx has been found in violation of.cx AUP policies, http://www.nic.cx/policies/pdf/cx.AUP.pdf
#5, page 7, and is therefore suspended.
@r- shit, that sucks
*** joey (joey@brodels.gngsta.com) has joined nologin
@s- yea i read, page 7 only talks about payment issues though
@s- nothing about content
@b- ya
@b- im confused too
@s- i dunno what the #5 means
@s- oh i see
@s- Communication publication or distribution of adult or obscene content
@s- or images by way of embedded links in unsolicited email, postings to
@s- news groups, internet forums, notices to instant messaging programs,
@s- where the internet user is not explicitly made aware that by clicking on
@s- the link they would be directly exposed to adult or obscene content.
@b- hah
@b- he'll have to make a splash page
@s- i already put the lawyer warning on there
@p- hah
@b- that amendment to thier AUP
@b- is like 100% goatse
@s- - Over the years we have received numerous complaints of this domain's
@s- - content, but no person filee an AUP violation form against the
@s- - domain. Recently the.cx board met and revised all.cx policies (December
@s- - 2003). One of the.cx policies that has not changed is that each domain
@s- - holder is required to review the policies every thirty days and make sure
@s- - their domain is in compliance (Please read part 1, page 2 of
@s- - http://www.nic.cx/policies/pdf/cx.registration.agr eement.pdf).
@s- -
@s- - We do not review web sites and cannot ensure every domain holder is in
@s- - compliance. But, if a domain is brought to our attention that fails to
@s- - comply with our policies, we reserve the right to suspend the domain.
@s- -
@s- - I am unclear if you change the content, the suspension might be
@s- - revoked. If you are considering this option, please send a note of inquiry
@s- - to info@nic.cx.
@s- -
@s- - Best Wishes,
@s- -
@s- - Elaine Pruis
This commentary brought to you by a proud GNAA member.
About GNAA: GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first
organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one
common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
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Dear Sirs,
It has come to my attention that some of you are distressed about pornographic links\crapflooding\trolling\lastmeasure\vandalism on your bbs\livejournal\blog\homepage\guestbook\place of work\home address.
As the spokesman for the GNAA, I would like to express my deep condolences that our recent efforts were not enough to convince you to quit the internet forever, and stop polluting it with your disgusting little personalities.
Please rest assured that we will not cease our efforts until the last of your kind has been purged from the net forever.
In the meantime, there have been physical threats made to members of the GNAA, and I would like to applaud these threats, and offer you a chance to escalate them in a gentlemanly fashion.
I believe it is the right of every man, woman, and Mexican to demand satisfaction from what they consider a personal attack on their honor.
To extend this right to even you lowly idiots who have no conception of how to make anything more complicated than a drive-through order at taco bell happen in the real world, I am making a special offer to all of you.
I will duel you, to the death.
That is correct. I consider your recent threats a challenge, and will therefore defend my honor, and the glorious organization I represent, to the death.
While I was almost certainly not personally responsible for whatever mild action you considered severe enough to threaten physical harm, please consider me as the champion of those who actually were.
I will be more than glad to engage you on the field (or in this case, the boat) of honor.
Here is my offer. As the challeged, I have the right to select the weapon, the time, and the place. I select rapiers, although, if it is your earnest wish, I will allow the duel to be conducted with katanas.
I would advise against this, as I am exceptionally profficient in katana, and generally choose rapier to offer you a sporting chance.
The place is on the deck of a sufficiently large boat, in calm seas on international waters.
This will allow us to avoid annoying legal consequences, and free you of the worry of burial expenses, as your body will be quickly and unceremoniously weighted and dumped in the ocean.
In the extremely unlikely event that you should manage to defeat me, you will be returned to land unharmed, and allowed to go on with your mundane and meaningless life without fear of reprisal.
Another highly trained member of the GNAA will take my place as spokesman, and you may then elect to duel him as well, after a 90 day grace period.
Because you are the challenger, there are certain coventions that must be followed.
You will be responsible for the following expenses: My first class travel and lodging, rental of and fuel for the boat, the pay of the crew, your own personal travel to a location to be disclosed where you will be blindfolded,
and your personal effects removed from you, (should you win, these will be returned to you via mail within two weeks time).
I also require my time be compensated for, at a discounted dueling rate of one thousand pounds sterling per day, with a three day minimum commitment, as I must put all my affairs on hold to dispatch you.
You must provide your own weapon, which will be searched for concealed transponders and unsportsmanlike modifications, but will otherwise not be tampered with.
If anything of this nature is found on your weapon or on your person during our search (which includes a full body MRI, the cost of which you are also responsible for) you will be disqualified from the dual for lack of personal honor,
and your deposit will not be refunded. Any involvement with authorities will similarly disqualify you (and we must note that YOU are the one initiating the violence, and that I am merely defending myself).
You have my personal word that you will be dealt with in a just and professional manner during the whole procedure.
It is my personal suggestion that in addition to the required monies, you also bring with you sufficient funds (you m
"American business lose $178 billion a year to web surfing in the workplace"
The fact is, the time spent surfing is not purely 'lost time' it helps with morale and keeps employees awake all day.
Sure, there may be a point where by surfing time is much more than work time that employers should be worried, but humans are not machines, they can't stay focused on one project for 8 hours a day straight.
What news of other (european?) countries? how are THEY solving it. Perhaps the US should take a leaf out of their book.
Disregard this, he is slandering the name of Internation Trader Link (the irc channel is ours) he has been packeting us for 2 weeks to try and take over the channel. efnet opers dont want anything to do with it.
Great.. but. does it run linux?
GNAA announces plans to bomb Christmas island
by GNAA Staff
Due to recent AUP policy changes at .cx NIC, one of the key GNAA sponsored
websites, http://goatse.cx has been found "in
violation of .cx AUP policies". This announcement delivered a huge blow to the
GNAA organization.
Without goatse.cx, we lose an important piece of GNAA. "We will not let this happen", GNAA representative goat-see said to the press. "GNAA will begin planning a terrorist attack on the Christmas Islands."
GNAA currently operates a back-up site, also located at the .cx TLD, http://goat.cx. Users are welcome to use this website
while we try to persuade .cx NIC to reinstate goatse.cx domain.
"In the event that our peaceful negotiations will fail, Christmas islands are sure to be gone off the face of this planet", added another GNAA member, penisbird.
If you would like to show support for goatse.cx domain, please visit the following links:
Thank you!
excerpt from an irc log .cx AUP policies, http://www.nic.cx/policies/pdf/cx.AUP.pdf
#5, page 7, and is therefore suspended.
@r- shit, that sucks
*** joey (joey@brodels.gngsta.com) has joined nologin
@s- yea i read, page 7 only talks about payment issues though
@s- nothing about content
@b- ya
@b- im confused too
@s- i dunno what the #5 means
@s- oh i see
@s- Communication publication or distribution of adult or obscene content
@s- or images by way of embedded links in unsolicited email, postings to
@s- news groups, internet forums, notices to instant messaging programs,
@s- where the internet user is not explicitly made aware that by clicking on
@s- the link they would be directly exposed to adult or obscene content.
@b- hah
@b- he'll have to make a splash page
@s- i already put the lawyer warning on there
@p- hah
@b- that amendment to thier AUP
@b- is like 100% goatse
@s- - Over the years we have received numerous complaints of this domain's
@s- - content, but no person filee an AUP violation form against the
@s- - domain. Recently the .cx board met and revised all .cx policies (December
@s- - 2003). One of the .cx policies that has not changed is that each domain
@s- - holder is required to review the policies every thirty days and make sure
@s- - their domain is in compliance (Please read part 1, page 2 of
@s- - http://www.nic.cx/policies/pdf/cx.registration.agr eement.pdf).
@s- -
@s- - We do not review web sites and cannot ensure every domain holder is in
@s- - compliance. But, if a domain is brought to our attention that fails to
@s- - comply with our policies, we reserve the right to suspend the domain.
@s- -
@s- - I am unclear if you change the content, the suspension might be
@s- - revoked. If you are considering this option, please send a note of inquiry
@s- - to info@nic.cx.
@s- -
@s- - Best Wishes,
@s- -
@s- - Elaine Pruis
@b- The domain goatse.cx has been found in violation of
This commentary brought to you by a proud GNAA member.
About GNAA:
GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) is the first organization which gathers GAY NIGGERS from all over America and abroad for one common goal - being GAY NIGGERS.
Are you GAY ?
Are you a NIGGER ?
Are you a