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  1. In the words of the immortal Elmer Fudd... on Balmer Vows to Kill Google · · Score: 1, Funny

    Kill the rabbit, kill the rabbit...

  2. Re:WTF does this mean? on Microsoft to Stop Releasing Services for Unix · · Score: 0

    XP+RIAA+MPAA*DRM^2=Vista!

  3. What tha?! on Charges Against High School Hackers Dropped · · Score: 0

    Who was the head of the IT department? Darl Mcbride? "All you unix are belonging to us!" Na, not even the UNIX Overlord is STUPID enought to put the computer password ON THE PC... Next time guys, just put the MP3s and pr0n on there for them. Hell, include some hacker tools. While your at it, I'm use the would like some movies off a bit torrent site. TO THE HEAD OF THE IT DEPARTMENT: YOU should be the one getting the shaft. YOU are the IDIOT that put the passwords on the laptops. YOU need to be sue. YOU need to be doing the time. YOU DON'T need to be near computers. YOU will never get a girlfriend now. I weep for the US's understanding of technology. It sad that we have people in goverment that think software patents are a "Good Thing!" (TM) Why stop there! Lets patent food! YAY! Lets also patent smells! I want the patent for stink, so evertime you fart I get 1000 bucks. I'm moving to Hong Kong or Japan. I'd rather put up with learning language and cutoms over than to have to live in a place where typing in a password into a laptop, that was on the laptop in the first place, can land you in jail.

  4. Re:Such a sacarstic moron on Five Reasons Not to Use Linux · · Score: 0

    So can pseudo-intellectual people that believe installing a OS makes you an expert on all things 1337.

  5. Re:First post. on WinFS Beta 1 Released Early · · Score: 0

    My first funny post, and I forget to log in. >.>

  6. To Mr Jeremy Malcolm... on Linux Trademark Protection In Australia · · Score: 0

    I would like to point out that your client seems to admint they can not sue for the use of the word "Linux". Here is the proof:
    Linux Australia: ABN 56 987 117 479 Linux® is a registered trademark of Linus Torvalds. Linux Australia TM is a trademark of Linux Australia Inc. All material on this page is Copyright © "Linux Australia" unless otherwise noted.
    This comes from the clients site at: http://old.linux.org.au/projects/calu/ Just look at the bottem of the page. I have take a screenshot if you happen to miss it with a huge red circle around it.
    I'm sure nothing has changed between 1999 and 2005 that would mean Linus Torvalds had lost his paten to your client. If it has, then this should of been noted by your client on said page when it was "Last modified: August 16 2005 10:07:12".
    Thank you for your time and have a good day.

  7. Cool. on Mac OS X 10.4 "Tiger" Preview at WWDC · · Score: 0

    *laughts* I got a troll modifier earlyer for my post about lube and Longhorn but, this one is serious. I like the way Apple updates. I don't use a mac but if I did I could get use to this. After seeing the way they updated with Panther I couldn't imagin whats in Tiger. Can't wait for WWDC eather. Think there announce 3gig G5's?

  8. In other news... on Mac OS X 10.4 "Tiger" Preview at WWDC · · Score: 0, Troll

    Microsoft announced in a press confrence today that they will include a tube of super lube with there new OS, codenamed "Longhorn", to ease the stress from being [insert choice word] with new restrictions. "We feel that the inclusion of this vital piece of hardware with our OS will make this the most use friendly verson of Windows yet!" Commented Bill Gates as he pull his head out of his own [Insert choice word]. As for this reporter, I will be switching to Linux and Mac PC's.

  9. Re:is sony trying to be like valve? on Sony Hints on PS3, PSP, and PS2 Plans · · Score: 1

    The "cell", "grid", or "monkeys with keyboards", what ever it's called now, is a way of haveing mutiple CPU cores and ram on one chip. It's talking about the systems bandwith on the motherboard. Like the south and north bridge on your PC. Least thats how I understod there patant and diagrams.

  10. Re:Beautiful on SCO Changes Tune, Again: Linux Now Just a Riff on Unix · · Score: 1

    That Bob Saget, he's a funny guy. What was that? Sontag? Oh. Nevermind.