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Five Reasons Not to Use Linux

UltimaGuy writes "Linux-watch has a humorous article about the top 5 reasons for not using Linux. It does provoke some thought aside from bringing a smile to our lips :)"

1,070 comments

  1. Anecdote time by suso · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sure, Windows is easier to use than Linux. But eventually you just get so frustrated that you have to take an angle-grinder to your computer, and it really takes a long time to get all the little bits of metal out of the carpet.

    1. Re:Anecdote time by rbarreira · · Score: 2, Funny

      Have you RTFA?

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    2. Re:Anecdote time by suso · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yes, that's why I subscribe to Slashdot(TM), so I can read things before you do.

    3. Re:Anecdote time by Alexis+Boulva · · Score: 3, Funny

      Just give your computer *Zed* for a hostname...then you'll enjoy the meticulous job, Marcellus...

    4. Re:Anecdote time by MSFanBoi · · Score: 0, Troll

      Funny thats EXCACTLY how I feel when "using" Linux. But since this is Slashdot, that makes me a troll.

    5. Re:Anecdote time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      >> Funny thats EXCACTLY how I feel when "using" Linux. But since this is Slashdot, that makes me a troll.

      Hi! It looks like you're trolling Slashdot. Would you like me to check your spelling of the word "exactly"?

    6. Re:Anecdote time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And then those oh so popular "Excessively Large Answer to Everything" Trolls

    7. Re:Anecdote time by avronius · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ooooo - burn!

    8. Re:Anecdote time by justfred · · Score: 2, Funny

      An angle-grinder? Don't you know you're supposed to use a wire brush:

      Microsoft Windows 2000 Administrator's Pocket Consultant, Second Edition (Paperback)

    9. Re:Anecdote time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or you could have seen the exact same post 4 hours earlier on Digg.com...

    10. Re:Anecdote time by tigersha · · Score: 2, Funny

      Gives another meaning to Butchs' words "Its a chopper, baby"

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      The dangers of excessive individualism are nothing compared to the oppressiveness of excessive collectivism
    11. Re:Anecdote time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gah! I've seen that movie four times and I didn't get the reference until the sibling post made it more clear :(

    12. Re:Anecdote time by pottymouth · · Score: 1

      >> "Have you RTFA?"

              Read The Following Article? Hang on, I'll get back to you....

    13. Re:Anecdote time by LittLe3Lue · · Score: 4, Informative

      its been slashdotted.

      Here is a link coral cache link:

      http://www.linux-watch.com.nyud.net:8090/news/NS81 24627492.html

    14. Re:Anecdote time by Poltras · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Oh please, pretty please. Explain to me why, why in this case, Linux, in its greatest magnificient userfriendliness, doesn't surpass Windows usage when it comes to pops and moms computer?

      Having RTFA, it would probably have given you much more knowledge on the topic than you previously had, right? Because it gave you sooo much insightful information that wasn't previously covered...

      I sometimes wonder if it's possible to moderate articles "flamebait"... Because bashing windows without any objectivity to that rate is not considered editorial anymore in my book. It's easily made in 5 minutes (2 if you don't have any formatting), and will bring cash to your company by being sure posted on slashdot.

      Next, since when does my grand mother needed to use a freaking command line to do any of her stuff? Granted, for server stuff, you need a command line on Windows, and that grounds (servers) is owned by Linux more and more (Unix-flavored OSes too).

      Also, want to talk about games runned full rate? I don't know many power Unreal or Battlefield 2 players who use Transgaming...

      call me troll, or overrated, but I really think I've made my point, and instead of just giving the traditional "ooooh aaaah" or "boooh", you should try to make a discussion.

    15. Re:Anecdote time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      No, taking a look at your posting history, it's obvious you were a troll before you ever made that comment.

      Pity that the moderators didn't pick up on it, I guess you'll just use those points to keep up your childish vandalism.

    16. Re:Anecdote time by bobbyjack · · Score: 1
      You mean to tell me, I can simply "cat /dev/random > foo" for months


      I'm sure you could; what's the harm in continuously overwriting a file?
    17. Re:Anecdote time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Considering Digg is for retards I think I'll pass.

    18. Re:Anecdote time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Troll meet Grammar Nazi... Grammar Nazi meet Troll.

    19. Re:Anecdote time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Digg is one of the worst websites on the Internet so I don't see the point in mentioning it here. Practically every story on Digg is a link to some clueless retards blog.... The comments also make me question if most of the people that read that site have ever touched a computer let alone worked with one.

    20. Re:Anecdote time by Phragmen-Lindelof · · Score: 1

      Oh please, pretty please. Explain to me why, why in this case, Linux, in its greatest magnificient userfriendliness, doesn't surpass Windows usage when it comes to pops and moms computer?
      Hey, you're right. The general public is well informed about tech issues, never is fooled by MS propaganda, understands computer security issues and mades thoughtful decisions to obtain windows. I've got it!

      Because bashing windows without any objectivity
      Talking about security concerns & problems with windows certainly does not reflect objective reality; after all, 95, 98, 2000, XP, etc. have never been subject to damage from automated worms, etc.

      Since you know games, have you tried Wesnoth on Linux? Too bad Quake3 was never ported to Linux.

    21. Re:Anecdote time by Kosmatos · · Score: 3, Interesting

      My top 5 reasons for using Windows on my Intel PCs:

      1) Generally more software and games I like run on it.

      2) More devices I'm interested in come with drivers and support for it.

      3) Viruses and worms don't affect me, I have a firewall, and I don't click on phishing email links, I don't visit questionable web sites. So it is as secure as I need it to be.

      4) My Windows XP is generally stable and free from crashes. I do use my computers a lot, and appreciate this. Its not perfect, though, but still, I have had bad experiences on other OSes such as OS X.

      5) ...well, ok, that's it.

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    22. Re:Anecdote time by GreyPoopon · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Oh please, pretty please. Explain to me why, why in this case, Linux, in its greatest magnificient userfriendliness, doesn't surpass Windows usage when it comes to pops and moms computer?

      One reason and one reason only. Most vendors do not ship Linux pre-installed on computers, and for those that do, Windows is the default. It takes a lot of effort and time to change the course of such a large ship. If and when most of the vendors are customizing and supporting Linux pre-installs just like Windows pre-installs, you will not only see more widespread desktop usage. You'll also see less hardware compatibility issues.

      Because bashing windows without any objectivity to that rate is not considered editorial anymore in my book.

      Actually, I felt it was bashing the tired old arguments being spewed out by Microsoft. It was basically showing that everytime Microsoft points a finger at the problems with Linux, they have three fingers pointing back at their own problems.

      Next, since when does my grand mother needed to use a freaking command line to do any of her stuff?

      Did you *really* read the article? You are reiterating one of the arguments that the article attacked. The truth is, your grandmother wouldn't need to use the command line for anything on one of the modern "desktop-friendly" distributions. At least, not any more than she would have to drop to a command prompt or run the registry editor on a Windows system.

      Also, want to talk about games runned full rate? I don't know many power Unreal or Battlefield 2 players who use Transgaming...

      Yeah, I guess your grandmother will have to be a lot more careful about what games she chooses.

      call me troll, or overrated, but I really think I've made my point

      I don't think you're a troll, but I also don't think you read the article carefully enough. Or at least you didn't fully understand the spirit of the article. However, there is one point we probably agree on. At the end, Steven says "When you really think about it, you can see why there are lots of reasons not to use Linux. There just aren't any good ones." I don't agree with him. I think there are some legitimate reasons not to use Linux. It's just that the ones he listed and poked fun at aren't very good ones anymore.

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    23. Re:Anecdote time by Kosmatos · · Score: 1

      What I mean by "bad experiences" is that the other operating systems have also crashed, so they aren't much better in that respect. S'all good for me as of XP and Win2K, for the most part.

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    24. Re:Anecdote time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Here is an anecdote. From this past weekend, in fact.

      I have been a MS programmer for 15 years. I have been using Linux consistantly during the last several years - I have a whole stack of distro CDs dating all the way back to redhat 5.2. So I am no n00b, but I am still a Windows guy by my day job.

      My small team of developers has been in need some issue tracking software, so I decided to get Bugzilla up and running on a fresh Linux install for the team to look at on Monday. I gave myself the whole weekend to get it done. I chose Slackware 10.1 as my distro. I went though the usual partition, choose packages, etc. with no problem. I chose to install mysql and apache (for Bugzilla) as part of the initial OS install.

      First boot, the mysql daemon dies immediately and unexplainedly. Hmmm. Ok, I decided to get X running and then I would deal with that later.

      GNOME comes up, CRASH, the configuration manager is puking. I dig through some logs, tweak, reapeat. I do this a dozen times over with no luck fixing the problem.

      XFCE is my favorite "small footprint" window manager anyway, so I give up on GNOME and copy the XFCE startup script file over. XFCE comes up fine. Phew!

      Ok, back to mysql. Nothing really indicative in the logs, but I find some "post install" instructions on the web so lets try those. Modify some config files, run some scripts, still dies with the same error. Tweak, try, fail, repeat. Then I dig with Google some more help info in the newsgroups. I modify more config settings, run the scripts again, repeat, finally the daemon is up and running.

      Now, I want to get the graphical admin app running on the new server so that I can prep the users and permissions it for the bugzilla install. So I download the rpms from mysql.org and install them. Hmm, lots of dependancy errors. I dig through the docs and find a mention to use --nodeps and --force. This makes no sense to me, why have dependancies if you are going to blow past them? But I go ahead and it appears to install just fine.

      I run the graphical admin app and it comes up. Then I try to add a user and the admin app dies when I try save the user. Hmmm. I look at the error message. I look at the logs. I search online for help. Tweak, run, die, repeat.

      At this point I have wasted most of my free weekend futzing around. I decide to install onto Windows Server 2003 just to "git 'r done" before Monday. The mysql graphical install goes without a hitch, enter my port and root password info in to the nice dialogs, and the service starts right up. Same with the apache install. Same with the Perl install.

      The Bugzilla install takes a little more time. There is one config file to modify, some Perl modules to install, some scripts to run. 2 hours later I am looking at Bugzilla in my browser. That was after 10 hours on Linux and I didn't finish step one - the mysql install.

      The Point: In the Linux vs MS argument, it aint just about being willing to edit config files with an editor, read man pages, dig aroung online, and get your fingers a little dirty. I gave this little project my whole weekend in order to give Linux a chance. How many more hours should I have given it? 10 hours? 20 hours? This was my own time, but had I been on company time our that of Windows 2003 would have just paid for itself.

      This was one anecdote, but I have been through this type of things before with Linux. Sometimes things work on Linux "out of the box", and sometimes they dont. Getting my video card drivers to work was a chore. Getting Open Office to create a document with trashing the formatting unexplainedly was a chore. Sigh.

    25. Re:Anecdote time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So he's an idiot. He doesn't have a clue about people. He's some moron with years of experience and has settled into very idle mindsets. His knowledge is his greatest enemy. Luckily he doesn't serve the public in any way as he certainly doesn't understand people. He's a developer mentality and not a user. He's a drug-like dealer dealing his favorite which he tends to partake in.

      He needs to clean up his act and get with the ball. He's pathetic at devils advocate.

      When he understands that people are not machines heads and that this stuff has to truely be easy to use and be relatively bug free and the developers honest with themselves and the users then he'll understand why his little article is so moronish.

    26. Re:Anecdote time by Poltras · · Score: 2
      Hey, you're right. The general public is well informed about tech issues, never is fooled by MS propaganda, understands computer security issues and mades thoughtful decisions to obtain windows. I've got it!

      Explain to me too what exactly does it bring to publish stuff for only a small (techies) portion of the computer userbase? Advertize the product, sell it with computer (main point of why windows is easier to install, right?), but stop bugging me with "Linux is more secure than Windows"... I KNOW THIS! I don't need to be told that. My mom does, my friends who build cars or fly plane does, because they have something else on their mind than whats-a-computer-is and what is the difference between an os and another.

      Inform the non-tech people that there is another operating system (called lineucs), and they'll ask you what's the difference, why they should learn it (when they already know how windows works) and will it make their lives better. After many arguments I found myself out of speech: more secure? He doesn't care about security, only once his computer doesn't work at all. More programs? Cracked MS Office 2003 (with Outlook), IE or firefox and Photoshop (oops) make enough. More games? Quake3 (yeah, that old game than most of your friends don't play anymore), Tux Racer, Wesnoth (good graphics)... But I want to play WoW and Counter Strike Source... hummm... then you have an emulator on linux... it's not as good as the original... What about my webcam, my printer, my camera, my 2 thousand keys Logitech duo and its killer mouse? And right after that, the big one: "You tell me to change when what I have is good enough for what I do?"

      I can bet you that if I ever have an argument with you, you're in deep one. I know Linux, I use it and have mostly free software (OOo, GIMP, etc). But I know people are often not going to it and I know exactly why they don't. They don't use it because they don't have to, and they don't need to. The only way is to force Linux into homes, and some are making good steps in that direction: Linspire, some shops that sell computers with linux pre-installed... That's what we need. Not tech-oriented speech that tells tech-oriented people exactly what they already know.

      Thanks for trying.

    27. Re:Anecdote time by zippthorne · · Score: 4, Funny

      Troll and Grammar nazi, meet meta-poster. He's better than you because he's "above the fray"

      signed,
      Self-referential meta-meta-poster.

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    28. Re:Anecdote time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      One reason and one reason only. Most vendors do not ship Linux pre-installed on computers, and for those that do, Windows is the default.

      Now let's be realistic. There are many other reasons that Linux is not a more popular desktop OS for the average PC user. A lot of hardware is not supported by Linux. A lot of dialup and cable modems are not supported by Linux, for example. Many digital cameras, printers, and scanners too. And for the hardware that is supported, it is often very difficult to install the drivers. To install the latest nVidia drivers on Linux, you have to log in as root, manually modify several configuration files, reboot (making sure that your computer is not set to boot into the graphical desktop) and, if you're lucky, it worked. On Windows, you just double click an icon and reboot.

      But even if Linux were just as user friendly and idiot proof as Windows, there's not as much software available. Few people use Mac's for the same reason. Don't bother listing a bunch of Linux apps, thinking that this will refute my point, because it won't. Software developers support Windows first because it will give them access to the largest market, and they only support Linux later if at all.

      Most of these issues are both the cause and result of Linux not being used by as many people. I don't think it will change until hardware manufacturers start to support Linux better.

    29. Re:Anecdote time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Digg is one of the worst websites on the Internet so I don't see the point in mentioning it here. Practically every story on Digg is a link to some clueless retards blog.... The comments also make me question if most of the people that read that site have ever touched a computer let alone worked with one. ...said the AC Slashdotter...

    30. Re:Anecdote time by hostyle · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Interesting opinion piece. I have one question - what have your woes with installing Bugzilla on Linux got to do with a Linux vs. Windows debate? You did know that you can run Bugzilla very easily on Windows (despite the wording to the contrary on the Bugzilla website) didn't you? Seeing as you run Windows every day would that not have been better time spent?

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    31. Re:Anecdote time by hostyle · · Score: 0

      Oh. You're obviously going to ask this one question and pretend its something huge and rub it in my face - so I might aswell cover it straight off.

      But if you'd read the whole thing you'd see that I did install it on Windows and it was much easier

      Answer: what took you so long to get to the fscking point? I got bored after 30 seconds of your whining and decided to frame a reply - the whining seems to come with the Windows territory. So heres a corollary question - if you have so many problems with Linux and so few with Windows why did you begin your installathon with Linux and - only after you made a mess of it - go back to Windows?

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    32. Re:Anecdote time by holy+zarquon's+singi · · Score: 0

      Interesting anecdote. Here's mine: I'm not even a full time nerd. About 60% of my time is being a nerd, about 40% a scientist ATM. I had to install apache, mod-perl and a stack of additional software for some content management stuff I'm working on the other day. After 20 minutes during which I had to choose a password, set an IP address manually type apt-get [something] a couple of times, I had a fully functional system working out of the box. How long would the equivalent process taken with W2K3? I don't know, I don't do windows. It saves me a lot of time.

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    33. Re:Anecdote time by hostyle · · Score: 1

      Heres a thought: burn and hand them an Ubuntu CD. Don't give them any instructions (bar "boot from this" - and explain what that means if they are not as computer savvy as you say).

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    34. Re:Anecdote time by houseofzeus · · Score: 0

      AC or not, he's right.

    35. Re:Anecdote time by spectre_240sx · · Score: 1

      An AC calling someone on posting AC... I'd call that ironic, but someone would inevitably beat me upside the head for using the word wrong.

    36. Re:Anecdote time by hostyle · · Score: 1

      You tell us. Start it tonght and post back in a few months with the size of foo. If you have to reboot the months counter starts over.

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    37. Re:Anecdote time by westlake · · Score: 1
      One reason and one reason only.

      Open Sourceforge,net and search for programs of interest to home users. Subtract those which are in a hopelessly immature state for non-technical users and those which are multi-platform or native Windows projects. What do you have left? Perform the same search at Download.com for Windows and at Amazon.com for Windows. Take a look as well at the increasingly popular DRM'd subscription services like Rhapsody and Y! Unlimited. Do you see a pattern forming here?

      MSDOS and Windows have been in the home market for twenty-five years.

      Most vendors do not ship Linux pre-installed on computers.. . It takes a lot of effort and time to change the course of such a large ship. If and when most of the vendors are customizing and supporting Linux pre-installs. you will not only see more widespread desktop usage...

    38. Re:Anecdote time by floamy · · Score: 1

      4 hours earlier? So what? It was on OSNews a couple days ago.

    39. Re:Anecdote time by bobbyjack · · Score: 1

      Fair point :)

    40. Re:Anecdote time by vsprintf · · Score: 1

      An AC calling someone on posting AC... I'd call that ironic, but someone would inevitably beat me upside the head for using the word wrong.

      Someone not using the word "ironic" because some half-baked, uninformed Slashdot wannabe grammarian might object -- that's ironic. Just don't misspell it, or I'll be all over your case. :)

    41. Re:Anecdote time by spence2680 · · Score: 1

      "One reason and one reason only. Most vendors do not ship Linux pre-installed on computers, and for those that do, Windows is the default."

      Your statement would seem to indicate that the "vendors" mindlessly install Windows as default. This simply is not the case. Think about it for a minute: Why are all major computer vendors installing Windows as default? It is because their customers expect new computers to come with Windows! Customers have a lot of experience with windows. Older computers or experience in an educational or vocational environment, Windows is a product they are familar with.

      None of these vendors care what ships with their computer. Their interested only in their customer, their stakeholders and profit. If linux was really the smart choice that would real in millions in profits they would switch to Linux instantly. The fact is, they will carry and promote the products that earn them the largest customer responce and resulting profits.

    42. Re:Anecdote time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah we all had "bad linux hair days", i've even had bad freebsd installs. Put that figure against the ammount of "bad windows rip your hair out days" and its nearly 1 to 10 .. no more like 1 to 50

    43. Re:Anecdote time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I gave this little project my whole weekend in order to give Linux a chance. How many more hours should I have given it? 10 hours? 20 hours? This was my own time, but had I been on company time our that of Windows 2003 would have just paid for itself."

      Just for the sake of giving it a try, well... I tried.

      Debian base install from DVD: 35 min.

      apt-get install bugzilla; apt-get install mysql-server answering three questions (like in THREE FUCKING QUESTIONS) and, voilà, 8 min. later I had a running OS plus Bugzilla on top running.

      LESS THAN 45 MINUTES.

      "This was one anecdote, but I have been through this type of things before with Linux"

      So what? You are an inept moron and you call yourself a professional. Only too common. Sigh!

    44. Re:Anecdote time by Pijalu · · Score: 1

      Hopefully you didn't try a gentoo...

    45. Re:Anecdote time by Monad+is+Missing · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Hmmm... I read, and re-read your post, and couldn't help thinking "why in the world did you pick Slackware for a quick 'git-r-done' job?"

      Ever heard of Ubuntu?

    46. Re:Anecdote time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I love XP. It crashes about 10 minutes after any of my coworkers points out that windows doesn't crash anymore. I have no idea why. I just use it. I don't install software, I don't run as adminsitrator, in fact, it'spretty well patched; our network nazis throw us off the network if we miss a patch.

    47. Re:Anecdote time by mnmn · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "that you'll need to use a command line now and again, or edit the Windows registry"

      Not too true. I havent touched the command line in XP for a long time. Except for quickly checking the network settings (ipconfig). Come to think of it, theres no 'quick' way to view the full network settings in KDE or GNOME either.

      "you need to put in a CD or DVD, press the enter button, give your computer a name, and enter a password for the administrator account"

      As a heavy knoppix user, I can tell you I frequently run into hardware for which Linux has either no drivers or crashing drivers. Thats because hardware vendors write drivers only for windows. But the point stays, that you'll probably have to massage Linux more post-installation for your hardware than Windows. Think ATM, arcnet, tokenring or simple VPN settings. Think switching resolution, refresh rates and the plethora of USB hardware.

      "with Windows, all you have to do is put in a CD or DVD, do all the above, and then immediately download all the available patches"

      For most Linux distributions I've had to add some kind of patches after installation. For most other UNIX OS too. Patches come with any OS. For windows doing that is more critical, but can I dare say less painful? It takes at least me less time to patch windows.

      "most Linux systems only come with secure Web browsers, like Firefox; e-mail clients, like Evolution; IM clients, like GAIM; office suites, like OpenOffice.org 2.0; Web page editors, like Nvu; and on, and on, and"

      OK you cannot use this. Like AT ALL. Application base is the single biggest reason why the market isnt 100% Linux. It is the single biggest reason why Gates isnt a pauper. Its the single biggest reason why I am and probably you are running Windows (at least on another partition). There are countless little apps that you NEED and have to boot back into windows. Ask the mac people the pain in the ass it is when that critical tax or real estate software doesnt run for them. This is the single biggest reason why mac lovers switch to PC too. Dont use this.

      "with Windows you get so many more choices of software, don't you? Like Lotus 1-2... oh really? I didn't know that. Or, WordPerfect... oh, pretty much dead too"

      Lotus is one of two reasons why my company cannot goto Linux. Lotus isnt dead. In the corporate where it matters so much, and where IT guys know about Linux, Lotus is a major force for Windows. Maybe youve been working at all those companies where they use Outlook, and hire an extra hand to disinfect machines.

      "Reason number 4: Linux isn't secure
      If Microsoft says so, it has to be true!"

      I dont care what Microsoft says. A Linux box of mine was broken into. It was a default install of redhat 7. Taught me NEVER to blindly support an OS. Leave both weak theyll be broken into. Leave both secure, youre good. For Windows it takes much less time, but the rules are the same for both. Linux is popular enough for crackers to scan IPs and attack Linux. FWIW:they had used samba and sendmail overflow bugs to crack in. All because I hadnt patched the OS right after I installed it.

      "Reason number 5: Linux is more expensive"

      How much does an IT guy get paid per hour? How much time does it take to install, patch, configure Windows on one machine? How much time does it take to install,patch,configure Linux on one machine? Consider hardware that might not be supported, or beta drivers present. Now multiply the time difference with the IT hourly pay.

      Next take the $$ difference between that Linux distro and Windows. Which one is bigger?

      Does this mean the more the IT guy is getting paid the more he should choose Windows?

      I first used Slackware in 96, and have been finding ways to get Linux to live with Windows, or to replace Windows everywhere. However, I've grown out of the fanboy stage. Experience with all kinds of Linux, OSX, BSD, Windows weaknesses have taught me things. I now consider only the OS that fits the bill and gets the job done for the minimal $$$ for the company/customer. Yes I did once try to shove Linux down a customers throat while it was not ready for prime time. It blew in my face. Experience teaches you things.

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    48. Re:Anecdote time by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      I doubt he actualy had that much problem. I have set bugzilla before without issue. Of course i tend to use one of the easier distros called mandrake- or is it madriva now?

      The point is 4 years ago i could belive this statement. The state of linux distros nowadays pretty much make this a non issue unless thier is hardware problems or you just don't RTFM and install something with a know compatability issue. (you know like what usualy in the README files).

      I recently hd a friend (windows XP novice)install mandrake 10.1 on an aging dell. He had it up and was reading the docs trying to figue samba and apache out within 2 hours. Only thing not working was the wintell modem but it was bad from a lightning storm a few years back anyways.

      If presented the opertunity, I bet this winodws XP, system restore will fix anythign guy, could have figured it out and had bugzilla up and running within a day or so.

    49. Re:Anecdote time by dbIII · · Score: 2, Interesting
      In the Linux vs MS argument
      If you know more about the MS software and have to learn how to use the linux software on the job it is likely that you will have more trouble with the latter.

      With the previous poster the objective was to get bugzilla going, not to learn how to set up an unfamiliar linux system - so installing it on the OS he knows backwards does look like the best choice, paticularly with the "try it and see if it works" approach described above.

      Despite the efforts of gnome to make things look like MS Windows (even down to a registry clone and a single user, non-network aware approach that we see with gconf!) it is different and there is a learning curve. There is no "C:" drive and those that think the command line is a disadvantage have missed the entire point of *nix systems - even Apple haven't succeeding in making a GUI method of just finding files and text as effective as a few characters on a command line.

    50. Re:Anecdote time by sumdumass · · Score: 1
      Mom and pop computer don't do anything other then surf the web, sort email and ocasional play cardgames. Why would they want to change from the default windows install that came with the computer? Oh yea, thats it, when they have problems with it because the computer slowed down from clicking on the popup windows to make them go away, the bestbuy tech told them to upgrade. Upgrade to what? what they sell "windows" Most mom and pop computers would be cheaper to run if hey had linux installed. I have several linux systems for Little old gramma' who want to email johny the same joke they got for the last 2 weeks in the row. They havn't had any issue at all in the 2 years of use except for one time when a rocket scientist grandson installed windows and couldn't figue out how to get rid of lilo. Thn after $200 for XP home, a $70 shop call, she decided to go back to the "thing that never had any problems" ,uch to here grandsons disapointment.

      As for the article being somewhat trollish? I'll give you that. Those of us who know linux can see the humor in it but i do feel for those who cannot grasp somethign so easy nowadays. It is almost like the article is making fun of them.

      Next, since when does my grand mother needed to use a freaking command line to do any of her stuff? Granted, for server stuff, you need a command line on Windows, and that grounds (servers) is owned by Linux more and more (Unix-flavored OSes too).
      And here you are doing the exact same thing. You grandma doesn't need a command line to do anyhtign in either windows or linux unless there is a problem and she is being dorected to do so from a tech. You grandma isn't going to install a bunch of stuf either she is going to have someone do it for here. Thats were linux is so good for here. once it is et up, a little script can keep it updates in most cases and it will almost always work that way. With windows, a simple program hang cause by an automated virus, trojan, spyware, name you malware of the month, can cause damage almost beyond repair without a reinstal. And guess what, you grandma isn't going to do that either.

      I know form experience. alot of my work comes from old farts who's "knowit all" grandchildren "fix" thier windows and it eventualy end up in the shop when they can save enough of thier social secutity check to afford it. I'm not goign to say linux is better or worse then windows. I will say it is cheaper for grandma to run the windows.
    51. Re:Anecdote time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So in order to make Linux look better he always compares it to Windows. Comparing a bad operating system to the worst one does not make the bad one any better!

    52. Re:Anecdote time by RiffRafff · · Score: 1

      ...i tend to use one of the easier distros called mandrake...

      Mandrake consistantly handles most hardware and configurations I (and my clients) throw at it, often better than such industry mainstays as Red Hat. I went through a spell of trying out a bunch of different distros (still do, on regular occasions), but still came back to Mandrake. I know it's supposedly the friendliest distro for "Windows users" (and as an ex-Amiga user, that doesn't really hold any draw for me), but I think maybe that reputation comes from the fact that it just works. Hell, I'm still using MDK10.0 on my personal machine...just haven't seen the need to upgrade.

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    53. Re:Anecdote time by neuro88 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Some oddities I'd like to point out:

      1) I don't think Slackware was meant to be an "easy" distribution. Why did you select that particular distribution?

      2) You installed rpms? In slackware? Of course you had problems. Slackware doesn't support rpm's natively. Slackware supports .tgz, which I believe still (and intentionally) don't have dependency checking. So the MySQL rpm(s) wanted the things that mysql depends on (as it should), but those dependencies hadn't been installed in rpm format so it didn't think the dependencies were there.

      3) I recall that the slackware devs were dropping gnome from the main distribution (or something along those lines). Even if they hadn't dropped gnome yet, I believe they're still planning to because they were having some trouble with gnome. So I would expect the gnome experience under slackware would be less than seamless.

      I'm not pointing this out because I'm yet another GNU/Linux zealot. I'm pointing it out because I would've expected you to have these problems with the choices you made. I think it's very good to hear stories about people having trouble with Linux to show us that Linux isn't perfect in every way, because we can fix the weaknesses that we know about. Knowing about such issues also keep us grounded with the realities of Linux; however, I don't think your particular anecdote suggests much one way or the other.

    54. Re:Anecdote time by theurge14 · · Score: 1

      During that same time stretch I was able to compile mysql on Gentoo! /zealot

    55. Re:Anecdote time by pherthyl · · Score: 1

      That's cool, and I respect your anecdote, but you have to acknowledge that your experience is obviously not typical. Yes, it's bad that you had such a shit experience with linux, but if this was a common issue, or even anything more than extremely rare issue, no one would be using Linux.

      So who knows why your linux install went so badly; weird interaction with the hardware, obscure bug in slackware 10.1, who knows.. But indicative of the general linux experience it is not.

    56. Re:Anecdote time by TeraCo · · Score: 1
      Mom and pop computer don't do anything other then surf the web,

      Until they become mom and pop and angsty teen children (or grandchildren) computers, and then they need to be able to run World of Warcraft.

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    57. Re:Anecdote time by MWelchUK · · Score: 1

      I too have been using Mandrake/Mandriva for years now. I use it at work, home and on my laptop. I currently have 10.0, 10.1 and 10.2 running on each machine respectively.

      My parents are using 10.0, my sister 9.2 (Should really get arround to updating that machine) as is my Gran.

      None of them ever have much of a problem.

      My sister sometimes phones me to ask about the best piece of software for her to use to get something done - usually I've already installed it or I can guide her through installation FROM THE COMMAND PROMPT. Why from the command prompt? Because I can get her to relay anything that pops up on the screen down the phone in a consistent manner and no, it's neither that problematic for her or a lengthy process even though she doesn't know much about the PC, beyond how to use the apps she needs to.

      My Gran has a very cut down desktop - she uses email, writes and prints out the odd letter. She very rarely has a problem and I have taught my father how to run Mandrake Update to ensure her system is patched (OK, she has a really old version now, but it also doesn't spend that much of it's time on let alone on the web using dialup).

      My parents are happy with Linux and OpenOffice for the things they need to do. My Mum is even getting to be a bit of a Linux/OpenOffice evangelist, because it works for her and it's free.

      I like you spend a little time every so often trying different distros. I also tend to use different distros for different jobs, my server runs Debian stable, I currently have a smoothwall firewall.

      Mandrake has come on leaps and bounds on the desktop, bluetooth has worked the almost the instant I plugged in the USB bluetooth adapter in since 10.0. All the hardware in my laptop and desktop machines work.

      I think the problem the Great Grand Parent had was his choice of distribution. Hell, Debian stable even has a version of bugzilla all packaged up and ready to go!

    58. Re:Anecdote time by MWelchUK · · Score: 2, Informative
      Until they become mom and pop and angsty teen children (or grandchildren) computers, and then they need to be able to run World of Warcraft.

      At which point a copy of World of Warcraft is purchased, along with a copy of Cedega (Formally TransGaming WineX). It is installed for them in the same manner the OS was and life goes on

    59. Re:Anecdote time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.

    60. Re:Anecdote time by dwandy · · Score: 1
      really?

      i've recently started making a serious effort to switch ... i think long-term linux will be a better option.

      it *is* significantly more complicated to work in linux than in windoze.
      more options == more complicated.
      I'd be curious how many ms'ers have looked at linux and found it too freakin' much trouble.
      just 'cause /. is full of people who are not only willing to make the effort, but have also contributed to linux does not make it the norm....

      having had a similar experience in fedora recently i'm very sympathitic to their problems.
      until linux truly becomes point-n-click it's not going to make inroads with joe-public.

      i'd suggest that at this time the bulk of linux installs remain a relatively hard-core geek thing.
      in case you haven't noticed, the average joe thinks a "start" button is too complicated...forget a bizarre command line of non-english words ..grep? grok? is catman related to catwoman?

      i know i'm not the first one to notice that lots of linux dev's spend more time proving they are clever than they spend being helpful...

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    61. Re:Anecdote time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It takes at least me less time to patch windows.


      Anecdote time, indeed!

      I just installed a new system for someone from Dell. Very recent; at least it had SP2.

      It took 5 1/2 hours just to update the machine! He was working on dial-up. This included nothing more than updating the Norton anti-virus definition files (there were 10 Mbytes of new virus definitions in a few weeks?) and updates to the Windows OS (30 Mbytes in a few weeks?)

      The last Linux install I did on a dial-up (Ubuntu, 2 mos old) took less than 2 hours to update. I spent less time installing, tweaking and updating Ubuntu than it took to download and install just the Windows updates!

      Many, many of my home-computing clients have dial-up. The prevalence of broadband is by no means an established fact yet. With a dial-up connection, you simply CANNOT keep up with the constant barrage of Windows updates. Enabling automatiuc updates on Windows with a dial-up connection makes any web-surfing a constant exercise in frustration!

      How much does an IT guy get paid per hour? How much time does it take to install, patch, configure Windows on one machine? How much time does it take to install,patch,configure Linux on one machine? Consider hardware that might not be supported, or beta drivers present. Now multiply the time difference with the IT hourly pay.

      Returning to my examples with home users and dial-up, how much use do you get out of a computer whose only job in life turns out to be downloading and installing updates? Even in a corporate environment with only a dozen machines, unless I dedicate a server to Windows updates, 50% of even broadband traffic must be devoted to microsoft for updates! Now, add Office. Add anti-virus updates. Add updates to the proxy list to keep IE users out of maliscious web-sites that can infect machines just by displaying a web-page.

      I now consider only the OS that fits the bill and gets the job done for the minimal $$$ for the company/customer.

      'nuff said!

    62. Re:Anecdote time by GreyPoopon · · Score: 1
      Open Sourceforge,net and search for programs of interest to home users. Subtract those which are in a hopelessly immature state for non-technical users and those which are multi-platform or native Windows projects. What do you have left? Perform the same search at Download.com for Windows and at Amazon.com for Windows....

      This is almost completely irrelevant. While you and I may spend endless hours of fun downloading and installing new software, the Granny-generation (about which I was responding) is not likely to ever install any new applications on their computer. For them, web browser, email, chat and office applications are pretty much all they will ever use.

      Nevertheless, what you said is certainly true. Windows has more software available for it. I just don't think it really matters that much, except for gaming.

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    63. Re:Anecdote time by osm0diar · · Score: 1

      You could have used the Bugzilla installer (third-party tool but works really well):

      http://www.softwaretesting.de/article/view/33/1/8/

      The only problem I had was that I already had mysql running on my system: be sure to disable it first before installing. Needs to compile everything as well, and it was kinda slow on the PII-300 I used as a server :P

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    64. Re:Anecdote time by Poltras · · Score: 1

      And why would they bother trying it the first time? Just to lose some 30 minutes or more?

  2. When was the last time you edited a .conf? by garcia · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Reason number one: Linux is too complicated

    Linux *is* too complicated for a good many people but it doesn't have anything to do w/the system design or how it works. It's too complicated because it's different from what they use every day at work and at home.

    Yes, it doesn't take that long to learn how to move around in the UI and find the alternative software that Linux runs. It's just different. People don't have enough time to eat, sleep, pay attention to their kids, or take their garbage cans in... They aren't going to have the time to install, adapt, and change the habits they learned using Windows for the past 15-20 years.

    Compare that with Windows where, it's possible -- not likely, but possible -- that you'll need to use a command line now and again, or edit the Windows registry, where, as they like to tell you, one wrong move could destroy your system forever.

    You know, I consider myself knowledgeable with computers. I run multiple OSs at home and have run many more over the course of my life. You know how many times I've edited the system registry since its inception? Less than 5. I really doubt that anyone *needs* to edit their registry ever.

    You know how many times I've had to edit a configuration file on Linux? I just did it 12 times yesterday alone for two different programs. Will editing a .conf file on Linux crash your system? Maybe, maybe not, depends on what you're doing. But the likelihood that someone would have to do that editing is higher on Linux.

    I love Linux. I use it on my servers, I use it on my desktops, and I use it on my entertainment center, where it powers my HDTV TiVo and my D-Link DSM-320 media player, which turns my network into a media library with terabytes of storage. Heck, I even run Linux on my Linksys WRT54G Wi-Fi access points, which hook the whole shebang together.

    When was the last time you had to edit a configuration file with a text editor on your Tivo? I never have. When was the last time you had to fire up your WRT54G and wonder what all the fsck messages were? Never. Just because Linux is being used to power the device does not mean it wasn't designed to be user friendly. Most people don't surf the web and write research papers with a remote control or by hitting a recessed hard-reset button.

    I realize that this was a tongue-in-cheek article and I realize that it was mildly humorous but I just really felt that it was just as bad as Microsoft claiming that Linux costs more. This bullshit where Linux users fault non-Linux users for not switching because of the lack of difficulty is just bullshit.

    Linux isn't easy and it does have a learning curve. Most people just don't care to take the time to learn it.

    I wonder if Microsoft just releases their "research" to give us stuff to make fun of :) Maybe they have the sense of humor! :)

    1. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mobile phone is often much easier to use than windows...

    2. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by arth1 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Garcia (6573) wrote:
      Yes, it doesn't take that long to learn how to move around in the UI and find the alternative software that Linux runs. It's just different. People don't have enough time to eat, sleep, pay attention to their kids, or take their garbage cans in... They aren't going to have the time to install, adapt, and change the habits they learned using Windows for the past 15-20 years.

      I have a problem with this (apart from the obvious -- that Windows hasn't been around for the past 15-20 years) -- how is causing people to choose Windows as their first system?
      Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think that for people getting their first system, Windows is even more common than average. This obviously isn't because they're used to it.

      Until you see nearly as many Linux boxes in the store as Windows boxes, and schools give kids Linux boxes, Windows will have an advantage.

      Regards,
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    3. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by garcia · · Score: 4, Informative

      I'm confused:

      I have a problem with this (apart from the obvious -- that Windows hasn't been around for the past 15-20 years)

      This is 2005. From what I remember Windows 1.0 was released 11/85. Would you have been more satisfied if I had said 15-19.5 years?

    4. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "and change the habits they learned using Windows for the past 15-20 years."

      Dude, I know I got my copy of windows XP before it was released, but I don't think anyone was good enough to get windows 95 before 1990, and Windows any Windows older than that was different enough that you had to re-learn the system.

    5. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by xtracto · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Reason number three: Linux doesn't have enough applications

      Really now. I mean, most Linux systems only come with secure Web browsers, like Firefox; e-mail clients, like Evolution; IM clients, like GAIM; office suites, like OpenOffice.org 2.0; Web page editors, like Nvu; and on, and on, and...


      People do not want new different IM clients or email or web editors or office suites or whatever, people want THE software their are used to use. Unless the other "new" software is identical to the old software they used to use they wont use it.

      As someone else said previously in /. when people is changing to a new technology, they are looking for something that is BETTER, EASIER and that will yield them less inconveniences than the technology they are actually using. And yes, the learning curve is an inconvenience for all of the people that DO NOT CARE about how computers work.

      Sorry to be the one to tell it but, that is the main reason all the Joe and Jane User keep using their old buggy software.

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    6. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I think the first three points in the article are entirely valid reasons to stay away from it as a desktop. I use Linux for servers, in a MythTV system, in my APs, but not as my desktop.

      And the claim that Windows is a prohibitive fraction of the computer's price, it isn't. Scuttlebutt is that the OEM licence is around $40 in volume.

      You can say Linux is free in several senses, but time getting used to the new system, and frurstration are costs that Linux proponents don't consider. Relearning how to use every type of program is a daunting task for someone that just wants to USE their computer, not fiddle with it. I simply have gotten used to Windows, know how to keep it stable and how to protect it, and very little of that knowledge transfers.

    7. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
      I really doubt that anyone *needs* to edit their registry ever.

      I once had a Dell laptop that came with some version of Norton Antivirus... but the antivirus software was never really functional, and it just couldn't be uninstalled by normal measures. In addition, newer versions of NAV wouldn't install until this version was uninstalled, which was... just not possible without removing *every single key* from the registry referencing Norton, Symantec, or antivirus software. Once this was done, however, the newer antivirus software installed just fine.
    8. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People don't have enough time to eat, sleep, pay attention to their kids, or take their garbage cans in...

      If they'd cut out the unspoken standard time consumers of drinking and television they'd get more than enough time back to learn and grow, rather than barely meeting status quo.

    9. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by Perl-Pusher · · Score: 1
      You know how many times I've had to edit a configuration file on Linux? I just did it 12 times yesterday alone for two different programs

      You couldn't edit it just twice? You had to re-edit 10 times? Couldn't read more than one line at time? I noticed you didn't say which 2 programs. Because just about every single desktop program has a settings menu and the are quite a few server and system setup utilities such as Yast, Webmin etc. I've had had to edit the registry several times over the years. Mostly to remove spyware,viruses and to get a periphial card card to work now and then. I can't say I ever had to edit a configuration file to fix spyware in linux. I have edited configuration files quite a bit too, not because I have to. Because I can and many times it's just simpler. I can read and edit several files in a tabbed editor at once. In fact I can copy those files and use as template and with a small bit of perl I can then replicate that across the entire network. You can to but first may I suggest http://www.mindperk.com/EvelynWood.htm>Evelyn Wood it might help you get over that one line at at a time issue. Don't be ashamed, I find that many windows users are similarly afflicted. It's how they learned using regedit.

    10. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by GreatBunzinni · · Score: 1
      I have a problem with this (apart from the obvious -- that Windows hasn't been around for the past 15-20 years) -- how is causing people to choose Windows as their first system?

      This causes people to choose Windows as their first system because someone they know only used windows in his lifetime and suggest that the newbie adopts windows. And then the newbie becomes experienced and when someone he knows thinks of getting a computer, what does he suggests? You got it. Windows. An then that newbie becomes experienced and... It is a vicious circle.

      And, of course, then the companies adopt windows because "everybody uses it" and then the newbies adopt windows because "all the companies use it". There's another vicious circle for you.

      So you see, that's why.

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    11. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People don't have enough time to eat, sleep, pay attention to their kids, or take their garbage cans in...

      I don't have kids, you insensitive clod! Are you sure that Slashdot is the right place for you?

    12. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      First, Windows 1.0 is so drastically different from even 2.0, that it shouldn't be grouped together. After all, Linux kernel 1.0 was still a *nix, through and through. There's been MAJOR changes to Windows. I'd say that Windows NT is a fairer comparison - NT 3.1 being released in 1993.

    13. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by garcia · · Score: 1

      People were still used to "Windows" regardless of its UI. Even if the UI design changes people are still comfortable with the name.

    14. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by jurt1235 · · Score: 1

      You know, I consider myself knowledgeable with computers. I run multiple OSs at home and have run many more over the course of my life. You know how many times I've edited the system registry since its inception? Less than 5. I really doubt that anyone *needs* to edit their registry ever.

      Everytime I use a windows system which is not mine, I find myself editing the registry just to disable some spyware,virusses and useless programs to control things which need not be controlled. I just start wondering how much hidden problems you have in your registry, or you just have the best anti-spyware/anti-virus software combination running which is available right now.

      If you stay within the standard program set with both windows and linux, you will probably notice that neither of them needs extra help to install or run those. If you go out of that set, both windows and linux need help in configuration file editting. Windows is with registry and the severe lack of logfiles certainly not easier for a user then linux is. The user will just try to ofload his problem onto a person with more skills (nerd?)

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    15. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by jim_v2000 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'm sorry, but it is going to be a very long time before Linux makes it to retail stores in any large numbers. It just is not as easy to use as Windows. Slashdotters seem to forget that not everyone is a computer guru. I work in a tech support call center for ACT!, and let me tell you, 90% of people I talk to don't know jack about their computers...and throwing in things like roots, shells, and crappy application installs are only going to confuse them more.

      You want to see Linux go the the big time? Make it easy to use. Don't give the user a choice between KDE and Gnome. Don't even let them see the packages to install...the names will confuse them. Make applications easy to install...maybe even make them install dependecies automatically. Never mention anything about a root account...the end user doesn't need to know. Basically, let them drive the car without explaining how it all works.

      Anyway, just my $.02

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    16. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by jeff_schiller · · Score: 1

      Come on, you have to admit that Windows didn't reach anything approximating mass market usage until Windows 3.0/3.1 (1990).

    17. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by jurt1235 · · Score: 1

      My wife even changed from windows to linux and then to Mac (she just loved the powerbook, unstoppable design forces at work at Apple).
      People can change, and sometimes do change, but there is some show and tell needed.

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    18. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1) Clear virtual memory pagefile (home ed vs pro has gpedit.msc)
          a) Security
          b) Defrag doesn't touch this puppy
      2) Clear last user name (log in)
      3) Disable enumerations (unless you have gpedit.msc xp pro/2000 not home ed)
      4) After killing netbios, the actual svchost still starts up. You have to go into the registry to prevent svchost from starting up.

    19. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by Zaiff+Urgulbunger · · Score: 1

      It's not all that may years ago since I had to noodle around with my config.sys and autoexec.bat files just to make my CD-ROM and sound card work. And even then, I'd need to create a boot floppy so that everything would work properly with games.

      Remember EMM386 (or something)?

      Windows improved because it had to. Linux will likely only improve if it is forced to by being included as the bog standard OS on retail machines. I've never used it, but I guess Linspire does try to move Linux into a more consumer friendly form.

    20. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by goldspider · · Score: 3, Informative

      "You know how many times I've had to edit a configuration file on Linux? I just did it 12 times yesterday alone for two different programs. Will editing a .conf file on Linux crash your system? Maybe, maybe not, depends on what you're doing. But the likelihood that someone would have to do that editing is higher on Linux."

      Thank you! Thank you!! THANK YOU!! You and I don't always agree, but you're right on the money this time!

      This is the ONLY reason why I haven't pursued a switch to Linux (dabbling with Ubuntu a little...) with more enthusiasm. I spent 3 hours modifying .conf files trying to get a USB sound card working, with no success. You know what it took to get it working in Windows? I plugged it in.

      Somehow, Windows knows to use the USB sound card when I have it plugged in, and the on-board sound when it's not. Trying several suggested solutions from various Linux forums produced nothing.

      Until Linux comes up with some form of Plug-n-Play, the average user is going to stay away. People don't want to risk hosing their systems screwing around with .conf files. Take it from me; I'm one of them.

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    21. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by xtracto · · Score: 1

      Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think that for people getting their first system, Windows is even more common than average. This obviously isn't because they're used to it.

      How nice that you arouse that point, I am reading the book Rational Ritual which talks mainly about Common Knowledge.

      And after reading your comment I think the Linux/Windows problem is about common knowledge. See, one of the main examples Suk-Young (the book author) states is the Apple superbowl commercial. That was in a time when a lot of people used IBM PC or compatible as their main computing platform.

      So what they did is to advertise in the superbowl and try to generate a "common knowledge" about the Mac (e.g. if you saw the ad, you knew about the Mac, and you knew a lot of more people would knew about the mac and that they will knew that a lot of more people will knew... and so on ad infinitum).

      This, translates into the Linux/Windows problem in some way, as the normal user will not leave Windows because he knows that it is what is commonly used. And that has a lot of advantages in terms of compatibility etc (the author calls those products as "social products" because in some way or another that other users use the product influence your desicion).

      Compare it with an alarm clock software, you really do not care if someone else uses MS alarm clock or GNUClock or gClock or iClock, because it could be categorized as a "non social product", that only you will use.

      What the Linux community has to do is to create a "massive common knowledge" about the operating system, right now we are at the level of "we know Linux is easy to use, secure, compatible, etc", and maybe we are kind of certain about the fact of "we know that someone else knows that Linux is easy to use...etc", but we really do not know if "someone else knows that everyone else knows that linux is...", this is it is NOT common knowledge, and hence the standard users will just think that as all the above applies to Windows (windows usage is common knowledge, and sorry for the ones that does not want to believe on it) the worst thing that can happen when someone choses to use Windows is that if someone else happens to be using Linux, they can just say, "okey, but you know how to use Window no?, and if you use that geek OS such as Linux, you wont have a problem opening my mdb,doc,xls,ppt or whatver file".

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    22. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by saintp · · Score: 3, Insightful
      When was the last time you had to choose between KDE and Gnome? I can't remember the last time I did. Maybe when I installed Redhat 8 or something.

      I agree that installation needs some work, but a lot of that is getting users to understand that they don't need to go google for some crappy piece of freeware; they need instead to fire up YaST or whatever the equivalent is in your favorite distro and find it that way. (YaST is not a perfect tool; it's just the tool that I'm the most familiar with.) It's a different way to install, but not inherently any more difficult. Have you used yum or apt-get? I know, they're command line, but they resolve dependencies automatically. YaST does too, but it's a little more verbose.

      My point is that none of the problems you point out are unsolved; we just need a comprehensive solution that includes all of the available technology.

      My girlfriend runs Linux. She doesn't know what a shell is, nor does she care. (When was the last time you needed a shell for a (l)user-level function? Again, Redhat 8.)

      Anyone who runs Ubuntu doesn't need to know what root is, either. You need to stop running Slackware 1, get with the program, and install one of the many polished, modern Linuxes with lots of promise to be viable competitors to Windows and Mac OS X. Seriously. Your post should be modded -1, Interesting Five Years Ago.

    23. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by argStyopa · · Score: 1

      Windows 1.0 was released in 1985. 2005-1985=20 years in my book.

      Google is your friend, and not really that hard to use.

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      -Styopa
    24. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by Chemisor · · Score: 1

      > You know how many times I've edited the system
      > registry since its inception? Less than 5. I really
      > doubt that anyone *needs* to edit their registry ever.

      I need to edit the registry all the time to get stuff running under a non-Administrator account (W2K). Nearly all games assume write permission to HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE, even when they don't need it, so I always have to go in and grant it on that game's subkey manually. I used to do the same for the game directory to allow saved games and stuff, but now I just put the games on a separate FAT drive and let them die if they want to.

    25. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by RavenLrD20k · · Score: 1

      Which is still within the 15-20 year timeframe that the original post was mentioning. (2005-1990=15)

    26. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I use linux, and I use OpenOffice, and Gaim, and Thunderbird in Windows and in Linux. Everyone I've ever showed it to has trouble telling the difference, when they do find a difference, they consider it an enhancement, such as an alias. I've managed to "convert" an accountant and a librarian to OpenOffice. The only real difference is the name, after people get past that they generally have no problems at all.

    27. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You know, I consider myself knowledgeable with computers. I run multiple OSs at home and have run many more over the course of my life. You know how many times I've edited the system registry since its inception? Less than 5. I really doubt that anyone *needs* to edit their registry ever.
      You have obviously never removed spyware (properly) from someones machine. The newer ones require a LOT of registry hacking. Unless you prefer to just run a spyware cleaner and then prey that it removed everything properly (which none of them do).
    28. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by Foofoobar · · Score: 1

      If you've only edited your registry 5 times, you must not install software on that system. Everytime there is an issue with software or an install that they didn't predict, thats the first place that tech support has me go. In fact, I wrote an article on how to 'neuter' IE on your Windows system and have all system calls go to Firefox instead.

      Editing the registry is part of troubleshooting in Windows and unless you have the one pristine Windows machine on the planet that never crashes, never has problems with installs, etc, you will and have had to edit your registry a bit more than that.

      Second, I'm a newbie to Linux (or at least consider myself one) and run Fedora Core 4. The more I learn about it, the more excited I get. I've been introduced to Inkscape, Gimp, Open Office, Kate, Eclipse and so many others that I just continualy get more and more excited about it.

      I'm to the point now where I want to install Vector Linux just so I can test out the new desktop environment on the new install.

      You severly underestimate the excitement this creates once you find software for free. That right there gets consumers excited.

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    29. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry to say it, but yes Windows IS 20 years old.

      http://members.fortunecity.com/pcmuseum/windows.ht m

    30. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by Blacken00100 · · Score: 2, Funny

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Windows_3.x

      Windows 3.0 was released on May 22, 1990..

      Sir, owned is you.

    31. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by eleknader · · Score: 1

      You know how many times I've edited the system registry since its inception? Less than 5. I really doubt that anyone *needs* to edit their registry ever.

      I've needed to edit registry several times when cleaning someones machine that's been exposed to adware, malware and spyware.

      I also needed to check the started programs with msconfig.

      Not that it makes me cry or anything, it was not that hard but I just wanted to tell you that there are cases when you _need_ to edit registry.

      It would be nice if AdWare or similar would clean the registry correctly, but they're not perfect.

      Eleknader

    32. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by PoPRawkZ · · Score: 1

      You may have only edited the registry 5 times in your career, I on the other hand end up scanning the registry for spyware and malware every time I do a computer check up. Your windows box must either never be connected to the internet or you live with spyware and are happy about it.

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    33. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by arth1 · · Score: 1
      (arg!)Styopa (232550) wrote:
      Windows 1.0 was released in 1985. 2005-1985=20 years in my book.

      The problem is that the poster claimed that people have been using Windows for 15-20 years. No, they haven't. How many people are out there are used to anything older than WFW 3.11 or Windows 95?

      Almost all computer users haven't been using Windows for 15-20 years, and even the few that have don't buy Windows again because it's similar to Windows 1.0. (If they did, they would want something more DOS-like than today's Windows is.)

      --
      *Art
    34. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by Rutulian · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Oh give me a break. Is linux *very* easy to use? No, but it is easy to use. It is not easy to install, but Windows isn't either. Could application installation be easier? Sure, but people who have problems with synaptic are also going to have problems with the installer program that comes in the box they buy at the store.

      If you are going to separate your users, separate them all the way. You have basic users that need to have everything set up for them, installed for them, configured for them, but as soon as they know which icons to click they are fine. For this group, linux is fine. You have advanced users who are fine with basic administrative things like installing software and drivers. These may have some difficulty with linux, but if you show them how to use nice tools like synaptic and to download autopackages from third-party sites, they will be fine. Then there are power users who want to do everything, but probably don't really know a whole lot. This is the most troublesome group because they have likely learned all of the ins and outs of Windows, but don't want to learn how to use linux. They want it to be like Windows. Finally, there are the expert users who will sit there and teach themselves a new system. We don't really need to worry about them because they were the first linux adopters.

      Does linux have problems? Yes. I love watching linux develop and get excited when I see things like Openoffice and Gnumeric maturing, automatic hardware detection, and Gnome usability increasing. It means that every year linux becomes that much more useful for people. Linux will always be in development. It will never be done, but right now it is quite usable.

    35. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by mikael · · Score: 1

      Yes, it doesn't take that long to learn how to move around in the UI and find the alternative software that Linux runs. It's just different. People don't have enough time to eat, sleep, pay attention to their kids, or take their garbage cans in... They aren't going to have the time to install, adapt, and change the habits they learned using Windows for the past 15-20 years.


      Make that 10 years. Most developers and users didn't consider Windows seriously until Windows 95/NT came out. Up to then, developers tended to write their own seperate user interfaces.

      And before then, users and developers worked on home computer systems like the Atari ST, Amiga, and Sinclair QL. For a couple of years (1986-1988) these computers had the edge over the IBM PC in terms of user interface.Atari ST's were still in use at my university up to the mid 1990's.

      Currently with Windows, users with broadband access have to constantly worry whether any spyware has been installed from the Internet while they have been web-surfing/installing updates to run new hardware, and so have to spend time running file scanners, firewall, and virus removal software.

      With the Linux system, there's less need to worry spyware, but more has to be spent getting non-server hardware devices to work (getting a webcam to work properly took me 1 week in Internet research, rpm installation and rebooting).

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    36. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, I consider myself knowledgeable with computers. I run multiple OSs at home and have run many more over the course of my life. You know how many times I've edited the system registry since its inception? Less than 5. I really doubt that anyone *needs* to edit their registry ever.

      You obviously don't use Windows enough....

    37. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you enjoy handing over $40 that you don't have to ? I'm sending you my address.

    38. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by Fungus+King · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but your comment makes me wonder how often you actually use Linux (or at least what distro you're using). Ubuntu already does those things that you mentioned.

      It installs a base system with the same set of packages as every other install (only GNOME by default - if you want KDE you have to install Kubuntu, and even that's easy once Ubuntu is set up). Once you're in the system (install took me 20 minutes) - Synaptic is right there to meet all your application needs, installing packages and their dependencies by simply checking a box (if Windows can beat that for ease of use I haven't seen it do so). If you need *gasp* more packages, then a quick google tells you how to add more repositories.

      Come on, apt-get's been around for years, and it's not just Debian based systems - Gentoo has portage (which I've never used, so I can't comment on it), and Fedora has yum (even though apt-get is better).

      It may be not quite there yet, but Ubuntu is certainly pretty good as far as user-friendliness goes. I started off on Linux with Fedora Core 2, and while I thought it was good, switching to Ubuntu nearly 6 months ago was an eye-opening experience. In fact, it was so good, I deleted my Windows installation because I simply don't need it anymore. I still use some Windows programs, but Wine handles them nicely. I've even got the Linux port of Doom 3 running nicely! The best part is - it was all really easy.

      The difference is Linux can require more patience, and that's what's turning people off. I can understand, I installed BeOS on an old P2 and I haven't taken enough time out to get used to it yet. It just seems weird and strange to me :)

    39. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by captainktainer · · Score: 1

      I've edited my registry twice to enable hidden options. That's it. I have crashes, but it's clearly a hardware problem. Plus, when I made the changes, it actually worked as promised.

      When I experimented with Linux, though... ugh. .conf files appearing everywhere, files scattered around my system, changes that were "guaranteed to work" but didn't... You get what you pay for. Crashed more often than Windows XP, too, and of course Linux is absolutely worthless for any kind of serious gaming- unless you want to shell out money for WineX, or play the handful of commercial games that have Linux clients, or pray that the latest flavor of Wine will work.

      I was incredibly excited that I was getting all this cool stuff for free. Except... the stuff really wasn't all that cool. Every program that didn't come with the operating system was a pain to install, and almost all of them required compiling. Icons had to be created manually.

      I'm sure one day Linux will be a good desktop platform. However, every time I've dipped my foot in the water since, I've had good cause to be disappointed. In the meantime, there's Windows XP, which blows but does what I want it to and rarely gives me trouble.

    40. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by cthrall · · Score: 1
      I really doubt that anyone *needs* to edit their registry ever.


      HKLM\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Run
    41. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by smallpaul · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Not that it really matters for making the point, but modern Windows navigation conventions really date back to Windows 95. Windows 95 and Gnome have more in common than Windows 95 and Windows 3.1 did. Do you remember the "program manager" and the "file manager"?

    42. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by DarkSarin · · Score: 1

      Last time I edited the registry out of need? LAST WEEK! Last time I did this on my home computer? Never.

      At work (in IT) we have a situation which requires that we edit the registry of EVERY machine that we purchase for our retail locations (it involves terminal server [RDP] and printers). I will do that to a new machine tommorrow if the other guy here doesn't beat me to it.

      Do our end users have to do this? No. ANd they shouldn't EVER touch the registry on a work computer, but I can imagine a number of situations that require a registry hack. If I had to do this on a home machine, I would, but I dread it. By comparison, it is EASY to make a backup of a .conf and if it TOTALLY borks your system, use a recovery utility to restore it (knoppix rules). Bork your registry, and you might be able to restore it--but the "system restore" utility may not be good enough.

      I do agree with one thing: a home user should NEVER be FORCED to edit either the registry or a .conf. Once the system is set up, then they don't, either. This is equally true in linux.

      FWIW, my 70 year old mom (sorry, grandmother's are all dead), uses Ubuntu, and has zero problems. I would DREAM of letting her have a windows machine. She is so clueless (self-admittedly) about computers that she would end up with a virus pretty quickly. WIth a nice secured install of linux, however, I have very little to worry about.

      Good day, sir.

      --
      "We don't know what we are doing, but we are doing it very carefully,..." Wherry, R.J. Personnel Psychology (1995)
    43. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by Joe+Mucchiello · · Score: 1

      I had Windows 1.01 running on my PC in 1986. Does that count?

    44. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by iamwahoo2 · · Score: 0
      You are right. People do not want to learn new programs. Too bad that when they bought their new computer with XP they had to throw out all of their Windows 98 programs that they relied upon.

      If you are not ready to learn new things constantly, then computers are not something you should be using.

    45. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I have to agree that until ease of use comes in via standardization and a unified file packaging happens; most people I know won't use Linux.

      Here is the problem. Say I play Everquest and so I decide to cheat and run the program ShowEQ. So I get me extra computer and install Linux. I then try to install ShowEQ and it says I am missing this library or that that version of whatever software is wrong. This would be enough to get most power gamers who would sit for 14 hours a day trying to figure out a thing in the game to give up on setting up ShowEQ and therefore give up on Linux.

      Next take a machine running Red Hat 9, and wanting to update the version of mozilla on the machine but something is missing. So you try to use the Up2Date tool to try to update but find it is no longer working correctly for the files you need. You try to install rpm's to update but they keep saying that the file is already installed. So here you have a computer with your files on it but you can not find an obvious path to update things leaving the only obvious path as trying to install a new copy of Linux but that may not work correctly. So as a novice, would you try again or would you switch back to Windows?

      You have to remember that the one thing Microsoft does that Linux as a whole does not is offer a standard which is at a low enough level that the average person can do it.

    46. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Unless the other "new" software is identical to the old software they used to use they wont use it.

      That's BS. Otherwise, everyone would be using Office 97 on Windows 95; newer versions of either product are nothing like the old ones.

      Upgrades are the perfect time to switch. If you're going to have to re-learn the system anyway, there's not much penalty for adopting something completely new.

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    47. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by gnuorder · · Score: 1

      Don't forget to mention that all the programs and drivers are on one CD and you only need to reboot once even after installing patches and upgrades. CD swaps, floppies, reboots, bad drivers, missing drivers... It's enough to drive you insane.

      I've set up unattended to install XP off the network automatically and even that is often more work than a linux install. It usually bombs out on a driver issues, some hardware driver that isn;t included and windows doesn't like where you placed it even though it's the proper place. $oem$\$1\drivers or something like that. I always have to hand edit the path to the driver in unattended.txt.

    48. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by Asic+Eng · · Score: 1
      People do not want new different IM clients or email or web editors or office suites or whatever, people want THE software their are used to use. Unless the other "new" software is identical to the old software they used to use they wont use it.

      Depends - once you have acquired some friends who use ICQ, some others who use MSN and some more using AOL or Yahoo.... you really appreaciate a IM client like kopete or gaim which can handle all the protocols in one interface.

      Also a lot of people are fed up with the severe security issues in Windows. Not to claim that Linux is all secure and bug free, it's not. However the severity of these issues is neclegible in comparison to the Windows issues of the last two years or so. A frequent Windows user won't have that problem, but someone like my dad who only goes online once every other week finds it a real problem. If you are online that infrequently you just miss the important fixes and your machine might be compromised before you have a chance to do something about it. That's why he decided to switch to Linux for internet access, while keeping most of his office-type applications on the Windows partition.

    49. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by TheWormThatFlies · · Score: 1

      ...throwing in things like roots, shells, and crappy application installs are only going to confuse them more.

      [...]

      Make applications easy to install...maybe even make them install dependecies automatically.

      My god, what a brilliant and novel concept! You mean like what almost every mainstream Linux distro available today does? I keep hearing about these "difficult installations" and this "dependency hell" of which you speak, and I have to wonder - have you actually looked at Linux since 1995?*

      * Yes, the installation/upgrade systems even have graphical interfaces! You can just click a button to upgrade everything installed on your computer! Amazing!

      There are reasonably idiot-proof distros which give you a default install with one WM picked out for you, and one of each kind of application picked out for you, and all the apps renamed to things like "mail", "browser", "text editor".

      All the tools required to create a really, really, really dumbed down distro for the really, really computer-illiterate already exist. A very minimalist WM with big buttons for "mail", "browser", "text-writer" and "music-player" would keep 75% of grandmothers happy. But nobody has made such a distro, as far as I know, probably because nobody is sufficiently interested. But it's definitely do-able.

      The problem with your approach (hiding the real application names, removing choice and otherwise treating the user like an idiot) is that it gives the user no opportunity to learn how to use the computer better.

      There's a whole other rant in here, but I have to run, so I'll have to truncate this abrup

    50. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by trewornan · · Score: 1

      Classic misdirection. The problem is that hardware manufacturers don't support linux not that linux doesn't support the hardware.

    51. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by Mostly+a+lurker · · Score: 1
      There can be valid reasons to select Windows over Linux. However, the statement that all Linux distributions are more difficult to use than Windows for routine tasks is just not true. Windows is easier to use than Linux if either
      • you have used Windows before; or
      • you have friends and family who are familiar with Windows and who help when you cannot achieve what you want; or
      • someone selected a geeky version of Linux for a first-time user; and
      • you are lucky enough to avoid viruses or badly functioning spyware or your Windows system.
      In Thailand, first-time users have found it easier using the Linux system installed on the "peoples' PCs" than using Windows.
    52. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by darksith69 · · Score: 0
      I work in a tech support call center for ACT!, and let me tell you, 90% of people I talk to don't know jack about their computers

      And that should surprise us? As a worker of tech support, you are going to be called when something goes wrong or the user doesn't know how to do something. So it's obvious that 90% of the people who are going to call you are clueless. Man, that's what you are there for!

      On the other hand, at /. 90% of the readers are (or presume to be) GNU/Linux experts who never have to reboot even to switch their motherboard because they learnt a trick from some obscure IRC channel where they spend several hours a day. Would you accept that statistic as valid? No? Well, in that case don't use your pretty 90% figure as an important point in a discussion, because that number is pretty useless.

      Now, if you compared the number of calls you receive, with the number of people who are afraid to call and prefer a neighbour, to the number of people who actually read /., then, you will have a good point.

    53. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by goldspider · · Score: 1

      Linux recognizes the USB sound card (SB Audigy NX), I just don't know how to get Linux to use that sound card instead of the POS AC97.

      If you have any suggestions, I'm listening.

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      "Ask not what your country can do for you." --John F. Kennedy
    54. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by Liam+Slider · · Score: 1
      I was incredibly excited that I was getting all this cool stuff for free. Except... the stuff really wasn't all that cool. Every program that didn't come with the operating system was a pain to install, and almost all of them required compiling. Icons had to be created manually.

      I never have to do this stuff. I just go to "install software", pick what I want out of the list, and click to download and install automatically. I can do this stuff from the command line too, actually, quicker if I know what I'm looking for, just using urpmi (the GUI system just uses urpmi as a frontend anyway).

      Most distros these days have similar tools for downloading and installing software packages from the internet automatically. No compiling, no dependency problems, no trouble. So either you weren't properly using the tools that your distro came with, or you have a badly outdated distro, or you are using a distro that really isn't meant for desktop use...and complaining that Linux isn't ready for desktop use.
    55. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, re: installing oftware. Try installing UT2004/3. Or any Loki game. It is as easy as Windows without the "autorun" 'feature' turned on. Uninstalling is *easier*. No "foo.dll is no longer referenced by this probgram, can I delete it?".

      Some random code from a tarball is not easy, but then that is not an option you have with Windows by default. If you wanted to do that, then you would have a *worse* time of it on Windows than on Linux.

    56. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by x_codingmonkey_x · · Score: 0

      I really don't get it. All of the "average" users that I spoke to don't even know what a USB port is. You think they give a shit what Operating System they are running? All they want is a web browser and an email client. Pretty simple. The power users will have to deal with config files, shells, ect but the majority of users will just use their system for browsing the web and reading emails.

      Also, IMHO a big misconception is that people get "confused" when they have a choice. There are hundreds of car models and dozens that can serve the same purpose. But do you see people being confused by having a choice between Dodge Caravan, Toyota Sienna, etc? No, they pick them for their looks and price as well as features. So show them Gnome and KDE and let them choose. Why is choice considered such a bad thing?

    57. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by fijimf · · Score: 1

      I really doubt that anyone *needs* to edit their registry ever.

      So why does anyone do it?

      I take your point, that in the world of Excel, Word, and IE users need never edit the registry, and need not even know it exists. But if you're doing something more sophisticated, there are times you need to edit the registry, and no other solution exists. The larger part of the complexity is trying to identify whether you are in such a situation or not.

    58. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, I consider myself knowledgeable with computers. I run multiple OSs at home and have run many more over the course of my life. You know how many times I've edited the system registry since its inception? Less than 5. I really doubt that anyone *needs* to edit their registry ever. Um, right. Also, nobody ever needs to worry about spyware. Unless you have completely avoided IE in all that time?

    59. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I work in a tech support call center for ACT!
      And you're excited about it too, I can see.
    60. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by MacGod · · Score: 1

      I agree, there are some area where Linux still is trickier than competing systems (I use OS X).

      Two examples, just off the top of my head:

      1. Look at the list of Distros at Distrowatch: There are, by my count, 342 different distros. Now, choice is good and all, but I don't think you can say that having that many options makes it "easier" for an average user, much less a new user.
      2. Look at the dependencies list for Gnumeric. 10 required dependencies, and 8 optional ones. Again, for the average user, this is a lot more complicated than running the Excel installer and having it install whatever it needs.

      Linux is certainly getting easier to use, but as the parent stated, there's still enough of a learning curve to deter even fairly advanced users (I'm a computer engineer who's been using computers for the past 18 years, since I was 7)

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    61. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by red990033 · · Score: 1

      ...that Windows hasn't been around for the past 15-20 years) -- how is causing people to choose Windows as their first system?

      Ermm.. well, the average user doesn't build their own computers, they either go online, or to Best Buy/Circuit City/Comp USA/Whatever, and pick one up that looks purrdy and what the, most likely, uninformed computer salesman says would be good for them based on "their needs". Almost all of these retailers sell Windows pre-packaged (with the exception of, gasp, Walmart who sells a few low end machines with linux, or Dell, I believe, who will be getting the OSX sooner or later). Point being, the average user DOES NOT have an option in choosing their operating system.

      Hell, even when my brother showed up to Dell coorp offices with the Windows XP EULA, which specifically states that you can get a refund for an unused product, they sent him over to Microsoft. MS did the same, sent him back to the manufactuer.

      So how would the average user figure out how to NOT use MS OS's for their first system??

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      -Meatwad
    62. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by botik32 · · Score: 1

      Well guess what. I edited about 20 config files when I installed linux. 5 months into it, I never touched ONE. And my system is as snappy as it was when I installed it and everything keeps working just fine.

      I had to rewrite the threading code in gkrellm-newsticker so it would stop segfaulting gkrellm though...

    63. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by Daengbo · · Score: 1

      I lived in Thailand during that period, and I'm wondering if you have a source for your assertion. I'd love to keep it handy for later, if you do...

    64. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Unless the other "new" software is identical to the old software they used to use they wont use it."

      Sure, and for these people, I no longer give free tech support.

      A Nony Mouse

    65. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by captainktainer · · Score: 1

      And when you want to install something that isn't on that list, or which isn't scheduled to reach "Click-'N'-Run" or Debian's apt list for another couple weeks or months, you have problems. Problems including having to fuddle around with make, or with half-arsed installers putting things in odd subdirectories that have little to do with where you pointed them to. I mean, it may be proprietary, but InstallShield Wizard at least puts everything in one place.

      For the record, never touched Slackware; I have, however, attempted to use various versions of Mandrake, Knoppix, SuSE (I evangelized their product with *very* embarrassing results), and various other "user-friendly" distros of the month.

    66. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by r1_97 · · Score: 1

      "You want to see Linux go the the big time? Make it easy to use. Don't give the user a choice between KDE and Gnome. Don't even let them see the packages to install...the names will confuse them. Make applications easy to install...maybe even make them install dependecies automatically. Never mention anything about a root account...the end user doesn't need to know. Basically, let them drive the car without explaining how it all works."

      Isn't that just what Linspire is all about?

    67. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by Transcendent · · Score: 1

      they need instead to fire up YaST or whatever the equivalent is in your favorite distro and find it that way. (YaST is not a perfect tool; it's just the tool that I'm the most familiar with.) It's a different way to install, but not inherently any more difficult. Have you used yum or apt-get? I know, they're command line, but they resolve dependencies automatically. YaST does too, but it's a little more verbose.

      Do you *not* realize that *that* is the problem? Users don't want to dick around learning 5 different ways of obtaining packages, and either installing the binaries through different methods unique to their distro or installing from source. They want a button that says "install", and they're done. Even windows installers are too confusing for numerous people, how the hell are you going to get them to use the command line?

      You just don't get it. Your parent's posting is still valid.

    68. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      It is not easy to install, but Windows isn't either.

      Installing a complete Linux system (not just the kernel, but a full server or desktop system) is almost always faster than installing a Windows system. My experience is that each has its difficulties. Simply put, if you want a system that is close to the default install, it is a no-brainer. The default configurations for Windows and Linux are not the same. And just as what you get by default differs between Linux distributions, the defaults are different between XP Home, XP Pro and Windows Server.

      If you want to know whether Linux is easy enough for end users, watch a typical end-user running a Live CD distro like Knoppix. They'll spend a few minutes figuring out which icons are for what. Then they're off and running. That's comparable to a user trying out a new version of Windows.

    69. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>Too bad that when they bought their new computer with XP they had to throw out all of their Windows 98 programs that they relied upon.

      Windows 98 programs? WFT are 'Windows 98' programs?

      Maybe you mean 16-bit Windows apps. I have several of those happily running on this XP box here.

      >>If you are not ready to learn new things constantly, then computers are not something you should be using.

      What a jackass statement! I don't even know how to tell you how much of an asshat you are so I won't even bother.

    70. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You have to remember that the one thing Microsoft does that Linux as a whole does not is offer a standard which is at a low enough level that the average person can do it.

      Update NT4 using Microsoft tools. Do the same with W98.

      Update all of your applications on any version of Windows.

      Do the same as the above under RedHat.

      Seriously, I don't see the Microsoft option as being the easier route.

    71. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by HoosierPeschke · · Score: 1

      I agree that people don't care because they don't want to learn anything new. The key is to FORCE them to use something new (even if you have to "exaggerate" a little bit).

      How many posts have claimed that GNU/LINUX will only become mainstream when hardware and gaming support improves? For this to happen you need to increase the user base. How? Force people to change. My mom, dad, wife, and mother-in-law are all Suse 9.3 users (Haven't had any problems yet). How did I accomplish this? Explaining that support for Windows 2000 has ended so if there's a new virus it will infect their computers because there's no fix (nevermind the anti-virus protection or the NSA security guidelines I applied). Then I offer something that will do everything they need to do and a bit more.

      The only downsides to this is I've committed myself to be their personal tech support (was already when they were using Windows), not all of the apps they like to use (IncrediMail, ugh) will work, and you have to "amplify" the truth a bit.

      Linux is not that hard to use. It's just different than what most are used to.

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    72. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by Liam+Slider · · Score: 1

      So, when you use Windows, do you often use software that isn't yet put out for release by the normal channels? Do you often use new, experimental software that has to be compiled? Sounds like a similar situation to what you are describing with Linux to me...

    73. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by fossa · · Score: 1

      It's not a question of linux supporting the soundcard or not, it's a question a linux deciding which one to send audio to. Apparently, it cannot make this decision dynamically based on whether or not the USB thingy is plugged in where Windows can. These are the little things that make Linux a pain. Sure, it can do everything, and supports all manner of hardware (excluding wifi chipsets), but it just doesn't go that extra mile.

    74. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by ratboy666 · · Score: 1

      "It just is not as easy to use as Windows."

      Ok. This is NOT proof of anything.

      Just a story.

      I had an AMD Duron 750 processor. Running Linux (tm), although it does have a license for Microsoft Windows Me (tm).

      I wanted to make this box into a "media computer", so I purchased an nVidia 5200 card with TV-out, and a DVD burner. Put them into the computer. In the process (somehow), the clip holding the processor fan pressed into the fan, preventing it from working.

      I was installing Windows Me (tm), because the graphics card and the DVD burner both come with some Windows (tm) applications.

      With no fan, the processor lived for 5 minutes, and died.

      I replaced the power supply, mainboard, processor and re-built the machine. The replacement mainboard came with a software CD; and indicated that USB 2.0 would ONLY work with Windows XP. So I bought a copy of Windows XP.

      And installed that. Now, the Memorex DVD burner is identified by the BIOS, and was USED to install Windows XP, but doesn't show up (even if I put a CD into it). I have NO clue how to solve this -- there aren't any additional drivers or anything, and Ubuntu sees the drive just fine.

      "Crappy application installs" -- I wish the OS itself would install properly.

      Now, I am going to try Windows 98SE or Me (tm). Maybe "Nero 6" and "DVD Shrink", etc. will work on that platform.

      Or not; I am not holding my breath. I will also try swapping the DVD-ROM and DVD-RW units.

      But this stuff isn't simple on Windows. At least not for me. It strikes me that when Windows XP works, it works the way a naive user expects, but that the low level bits are not inspectable.

      If you want a "Linux" that works the way you have specified, try Ubuntu. It just works. No "root", no choice between "KDE and Gnome", you don't see packages to install. And I am sure that Ubuntu isn't alone (Knoppix is also in the same category).

      Ratboy (swearing at Windows XP)

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    75. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by KidWithTheSquid · · Score: 1

      Well damn - might as well tell Google to stop working on Google Talk then!

    76. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It just is not as easy to use as Windows.

      OK, Windows guru, tell me how to:

      * Create a self signed certificate I can use to allow https on IIS.
      * Calculate the delauny triangulation of a set of random points distributed in a circle.
      * link web forms to a backend database

      Some people use computers to do more than email mom and look at porn you know.

    77. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by Giggles+Of+Doom · · Score: 1

      Hardware drivers and setup is still a pain in the ass too. I have FC3 on my desktop and have yet to get the sound working. Mostly that is "my fault" for using my ATI chipset's onboard sound, which ALSA seems to hate, but even getting to the point where I could try some potential solutions was a days long ordeal. There doesn't appear to be anything like "run this little file, which will install the driver, and everything will be shiny" in the linux world, for good or bad. I would classify having to reboot back into windows to watch a video clip to be bad, however.

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    78. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by mrcdeckard · · Score: 1
      You know how many times I've edited the system registry since its inception? Less than 5. I really doubt that anyone *needs* to edit their registry ever.

      The First thing I do to a new XP install is run regedit to turn of msmsg -- it's the only way to do it. (It's also a must if, er, when you get spyware running IE, luckily installing firefox is the second thing I do to a new XP install).

      So, ok, I guess you don't have to run regedit if you don't mind msmsg always running . . . -cd

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    79. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by saintp · · Score: 1
      Let me quote myself: "My point is that none of the problems you point out are unsolved; we just need a comprehensive solution that includes all of the available technology."

      Plus, the only users that would need to learn 5 different ways of installing, etc., are those who are running 5 different distros, i.e., emphatically not the average home user. The average home user has to learn one way.

      My suggestion wasn't that home users need to use the command line. That's absurd. My suggestion (as I mentioned above, in my self-quote, and before, in my original post) was that all of the technology to make this happen exists. YaST lacks only elegant dependency handling. Yum and apt-get lack only a decent GUI. They all lack intuitive names. None of these things are difficult to implement, so, while installing is a sticking point of Linux, it is only very temporarily so. In other words: you, like the GP, are attacking a problem that is already being solved with great rapidity and fabulous success.

    80. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Linux isn't easy..." To quote you: Bullshit.

      I bring people into my computer lab at school with a wide range of backgrounds, everything from "Windoze whizzes" to people who have never touched a keyboard. All of them are wordprocessing, browsing the net, etc. within minutes, regardless of experience or background.

      Funny, I haven't had to defrag the hard disks for years, despite daily heavy use! Zero downtime in over 4 years! Meanwhile, the windows labs in the schools are constantly down for one reason or another.

      You're just a M$ apologist troll...

    81. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by einhverfr · · Score: 1

      Linux *is* too complicated for a good many people but it doesn't have anything to do w/the system design or how it works. It's too complicated because it's different from what they use every day at work and at home.

      In other words, Windows forever simply because it is what the user knows. There is some truth to this in many people's perception, but it is not that WIndows is less complicated, just that Linux is less familiar.

      BTW
      You know, I consider myself knowledgeable with computers. I run multiple OSs at home and have run many more over the course of my life. You know how many times I've edited the system registry since its inception? Less than 5. I really doubt that anyone *needs* to edit their registry ever.


      I do. Lets say you install SP2 and your computer boots up to a nice STOP 0xC0000135 error and you don't want to lose data. Your steps are:

      Boot to the recovery console. Uninstall SP2 as much as possible.

      Boot into safe mode. Edit registry to fix DCOM issues.

      Boot into normal mode and uninstall SP2.

      Or you could just format and reinstall, if your data is worth nothing.

      I support WIndows for many customers and I am probably in the registry on a weekly basis for various reasons (one of them is trying to determine if there is undetected spyware on the system).

      You know how many times I've had to edit a configuration file on Linux? I just did it 12 times yesterday alone for two different programs. Will editing a .conf file on Linux crash your system? Maybe, maybe not, depends on what you're doing. But the likelihood that someone would have to do that editing is higher on Linux.

      How many times do people need to edit the inittab anyway? Of the xorg.conf? I can't think of any other configuration file that would render the system completely unusable to a normal user (ok, maybe the fstab, but that is a corner case).

      My parents never edit these things. They pay me to. My customers never edit these things. They pay me to. Just as the vast majority of my Windows customers don't ever touch the registry.

      Per system though, I spend *much* more time in the registry of WIndows (due to Spyware issues) than I do in the configuration files of Linux distros.

      When was the last time you had to fire up your WRT54G and wonder what all the fsck messages were?

      Still not using a journalled filesystem on Linux? I haven't seen fsck messages in the last three years of using Linux because I am now using ext3. But there is also a set of other journalled filesystems for you to choose such as XFS, JFS, ReiserFS...

      That is like asking why Windows XP has to run chkdisk every time I have a power outage? Get a clue: it doesn't unless you make dorky FS choices.

      There are reasons not to use Linux. THey are:
      1) Lack of *vertical* applications
      2) B2B partners requiring IE.
      3) B2B partners requiring odd Windows-based software (like Simplify Printing on Terminal Services).
      4) Fear of change (the big one in your post)

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    82. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by fwarren · · Score: 1

      Well, how often should someone need to get into the registry?

      Having done tech support. I can tell you that if you have a failed install of an antivirus product or update/upgrade. 30% of the time or so, it will lead to some massive registry editing. Used to walk end users through it 4 or 5 times a day, 5 days a week 52 weeks a year.

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    83. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by stu42j · · Score: 1

      Decent GUI:

      apt-get: synaptic. See also: Ubuntu

    84. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by paulpas · · Score: 1

      Windows users convert to OS X every day with less griping.

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    85. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      No, they haven't. How many people are out there are used to anything older than WFW 3.11 or Windows 95?

      Well, my school computers had windows 2.x on them. So anyone that went to my high school has at least seen and used Windows more than 15 years ago. Remember, you are asking that question of a large group of computer geeks.

    86. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by JhohannaVH · · Score: 1

      Do you remember the "program manager" and the "file manager"?

      *giggle* Ya know, one of my co-workers at my new job... she still has her program groups in XP all set up Win3.1 style. I believe until XP you could still use File Manager. *sigh* I still use Regedit instead of Regedt32 because it's so much better. My how things change. Sometimes I really miss Win2.0.

      Jho

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    87. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by nighthawk127127 · · Score: 0

      people want THE software their are used to use. Unless the other "new" software is identical to the old software they used to use they wont use it.

      That's the way I felt when I started using Firefox - the only reason I stuck with it is because MaximumPC wrote such a glowing review of it. It just takes a little bit of time to switch. Now, I wouldn't use IE for anything.

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    88. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      OTOH, when was the last time you hooked up your Windows laptop to a Windows network, and wondered WTF you couldn't see anyone else.

      I did that just this morning.

      And I solved it by diving into the config files...no, wait, you can't do that on Windows. I solved it by manually connecting using the IP address...no, wait, you can't do that on Windows.

      In fact, I didn't solve it, and didn't transfer the files I wanted.

      Windows: It nicely compliments easy of use with easy of non-use.

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    89. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by soul_on_fire2001 · · Score: 1

      People don't have enough time to eat, sleep, pay attention to their kids, or take their garbage cans in...

      Man, your house must smell shit.

    90. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by saintp · · Score: 1

      There you go. See, things are even better than I thought.

    91. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by icemann476 · · Score: 1

      I agree to a large extent with the parent, that Linux *is* too complicated for most. I have tried 10-12 various Linux distros in the past year and found them all lacking in one area or another. I currently run a duel boot (XP/Mepis). Let me first say that I am vehemently trying to make the switch to Linux because I believe it is infinity superior in the security arena, not to mention the free (as in beer) aspect. Linux is now far easier to use than UNIX or even than Linux was 5 years ago, no doubt about that. However, it still has a lot of hardware compatibility issues which requires me (a n00b) to troubleshoot the problem. There are a huge number of help sites related to Linux which is a major asset but most of the "uber-geeks" offering assistance expect me to know how to write code or recompile from source to fix the problem. Unfortunately, even with step-by-step instructions (which most are patient and eager to provide), fixing one thing tends to break another. There is no doubt in my mind that most of my problems stem from a lack a technical knowledge on my part. However, at the same time, I have absolutely *no* mechanical skills and yet never have any problems with my car. I have never tried OSX so I don't know whether or not it is easier, harder or even different than Linux. With all that aside, the article was still comical to me.

    92. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by KampfGherkin · · Score: 1

      I can only wholeheartedly agree to that. About a year ago, a good friend of mine really got into the swing of things with Linux. To which point he has now become quite adept at it and swears off all things not open source and Microsoft related. And having visited him and at that point in time At the time I was quite susceptible to taking a closer look at Linux as it did looked promising. I mean, how hard could it be I thought? My buddy didn't seem to have much difficulty. And I was particularly pissed off at Windows at the time as my system was wholly uncooperative and doing its BSOD dance. After recommendation from my friend, I downloaded Debian. Although why, I don't really know. (so many bloody distro's to choose from.) A tip is a tip though, so I went with it. Living continents apart he insisted he should help me with the install via remote assistance. But me wanting to get to grips with the system ASAP, figured I could manage myself. Needless to say it took three whole days to get from popping in the install CD to actually looking at a workable GUI. Not to mention that I had to reinstall about three times on the first day because of errors made. (What to do when stuck in the shell with no ideas of what the basic commands are?) Or the million programs you get that, frankly I don't have a clue what they are good for. Or all those dependencies and such! When I finally did have a GUI to actually play with I was confronted with being stuck in 800*600 res on a 19" without driver support for my ATi. Which was kind of a problem, because some of the option menus were off screen and you couldn't reach buttons to continue. Faced with a dilemma I tried downloading Linux drivers from ATi, which were downloaded but being the n00b I was, I didn't find them. Nor were they in /Home. My buddy then informs me I would have to recompile the Kernel to get my res fixed, which he admitted was probably a bit more than I was capable of. Having been confronted with this, I promptly returned to what now seemed like Ol' Faithful herself after five days of struggling. Namely to my WinXP platform. And since then I haven't looked back. Linux interest has died for me as long it maintains to being an OS for programmers and the very technically minded (of which I am not one).

    93. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by fwarren · · Score: 1

      Hmmm

      $40 out of $1200 is 3% of the price the consumer pays.

      $40 out of $300.00 is 13% of the price the consumer pays.

      Even at $40.00 a license, once computers sell for $250.00 then about 1/5th (20%) of the cost is Windows.

      With the number of units that Dell moves, taking Ubntu, FORCING the hardware vendors to provide linux drivers and then offering basic tech support would be cheeper than using windows.

      Also don't forget the Microsoft is getting into the branded hardware game and may be leaving intell, Dell and all of their other buddies high and dry.

      At some point, it will make more sense to "own' the PC market and wish MS a fond farewell, and not care about losing MS's good will.

      Not to mention, Dell supports their hardware. The end user has always been forced to find some local help for software problems.

      The end user also ends up with less probems with Virii and has a working non-privelaged user environment.

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    94. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by stu42j · · Score: 1
      Another interesting development in GUI package management: http://smartpm.org/

      The Smart Package Manager project has the ambitious objective of creating smart and portable algorithms for solving adequately the problem of managing software upgrading and installation. This tool works in all major distributions, and will bring notable advantages over native tools currently in use (APT, APT-RPM, YUM, URPMI, etc).
    95. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by rhandir · · Score: 1
      Dude, I still use Office 97. (On win98SE.) Why? Because newer versions of either product are nothing like the old ones.

      I hate the extra crappy stuff that got added in subsequent versions, and it's still adaquate for opening and creating .doc and .xls files that show up from work.

      (Win98 is too flakey and slow to mess with installing anything else, so no open office/abiword stuff for me.)

      Now, in the interest of full disclosure, my primary machine runs XP for the sake of games and I run manly programs like notepad* to do my word processing.

      And I have a linux box running Knoppix from the hd, solely so I could play with apache .conf files. And I bought my grandmother a mac mini. So there! I are l33t!

      *Okay, sometimes I have to fire up wordpad. But I only use .rtf files.

    96. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by RedNovember · · Score: 1
      It would be nice if AdWare or similar would clean the registry correctly, but they're not perfect.

      It would be nice if eleknader or similar Slashdot posters would type the name AdAware correctly, but they're not perfect.

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    97. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by The_Candyman · · Score: 1

      Actually I had to edit a few of my .conf files this morning. :D so there :P

    98. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by coronaride · · Score: 1

      You must have trouble relating to normal people. People like choices (or perceived choices) when it comes to a situation like buying a car because the car manufacturers have spent significant time and money making the process understandable. You have choices over easy, intuitive things like:

      1. Leather seats or no leather seats?
      2. Black, red, green, or blue?
      3. Stick or automatic?
      4. V6 or V8?

      They don't have to know if what kind of stitching is used in the leather seats and what the consequences of that might be. They don't have to know about torque convertors. And they don't have to know about compression ratios in the V6 versus the V8.

      So show them Gnome and KDE and let them choose. Why is choice considered such a bad thing?

      The last time that I attempted to install Linux (about 3 months ago), I was given a choice between KDE and Gnome. Hmmm...these are terms that I've heard of but I really don't know what the differences between them are and why I might choose one over the other. The documentation is poor. The support structure is poor. Ask a question on a Linux message board and you get ridiculed. So I went back to WinXP which has worked fine for me since my initial install 4 years ago.

      My point is that it's just not intuitive...there are too many choices with no explanation of them. What's the point? It seems like, from a majority of the posts, Linux advocates have been saying that, to paraphrase, it all comes down to personal preference and that they don't care if some people find it intuitive. Yet these same zealots proudly boast of Linux's superiority to Windows/Mac as a Desktop OS and how it will take over the world. What an obtuse example of two-faced bigotry.

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    99. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by Maltheus · · Score: 1

      It's not just what you're use to, there's so much more you have to know to use Linux. I've been using it on and off since 96' and I suppose I use it more now than ever. But I'm sick of having to Google every little problem. Upgrades are still a nightmare. I did an update world of a Gentoo system that was only one month old and I spent many hours manually merging conf files (I never trust auto-merging) that I haven't updated it since. I have enough crap to do already. Once you're up and running, it's a great OS, but if you like to keep up with the constant changes and updates, you better have a lot of disposable time on your hands.

      If you want to add hardware, then start hunting for those system-specific patches that only work on that one version of the kernel that you don't want to use anymore. And then keep track of those patches so you know what to look for when you finally get around to updating that kernel (if a patch is even necessary in that new kernel verison). I'm sorry, I love Linux, but it's a major pain in the ass sometimes and I don't see that going away anytime soon. I guess I could use one of the "simpler" distros, but they throw so much clutter at you, that I'd almost rather use XP and the end of the day. The notion of a learning curve doesn't really apply unless you're a sysadmin working with the same conf files everyday. The end user typically figures out enough to fix their problem, and then forgets how they did it 8 months down the line when it pops up again.

    100. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      You know, I consider myself knowledgeable with computers. I run multiple OSs at home and have run many more over the course of my life. You know how many times I've edited the system registry since its inception? Less than 5. I really doubt that anyone *needs* to edit their registry ever.
      If you have only ever edited the Windows registry five times then your Windows PCs must be in one hell of a mess, and I speak as somebody who has rarely used and administered anything other than a Microsoft OS in the past 20 years.

      Windows registry editing is inescapable, unless you wish to reinstall Microsoft Windows every few weeks, as opposed to just three times per year.
    101. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by cynyr · · Score: 1

      okay i'll take 40 coppies at 40 each then. please point me to where i can get this deal.

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    102. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by cow-orker · · Score: 1

      things like roots

      So tell me, WTF are roots?!

      It almost looks as if you never looked closely at Linux and will never bother to do so. Instead you just whine how complicated it is. Whatever "we" do, it will never be easy enough for your type.

      maybe even make them install dependencies automatically

      You know, apt has been around for... uhm... like 7 years or something?

    103. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by Rutulian · · Score: 1

      I then try to install ShowEQ and it says I am missing this library or that that version of whatever software is wrong.

      Uh huh, so we've gone back to dependency hell from 1999? Have you used a modern linux distribution?

      Next take a machine running Red Hat 9

      That's your problem. Two things:
      1) Red Hat has always built (and continues to build) discrete distributions. That is, the software version that was originally packaged is all you get unless there is some sort of critical security update or errata fix. To get newer software, you have to upgrade the distribution (unless you hack around it with yum or something like that).
      2) Red Hat 9 is 2.5 years old. That may not sound like a lot, but it is ages in the linux world where major software revisions come about every 6 months or so. So you are using a pretty out of date distribution.

      My suggestion: try a modern, non-Red Hat, desktop oriented distribution like Mandrake or Ubuntu. Ubuntu even has a live cd, so you can try it out first without installing to see if you like it.

    104. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by Rutulian · · Score: 1

      This is actually an Ubuntu problem because it uses esd to provide mixing capabilities for oss apps. Alsa natively supports multiple sounds cards quite well, and if you couple it with jack you have a very sophisticated sound setup. Problem is, you need a desktop that puts all of that together for you, which Ubuntu doesn't do. That is turn is because Ubuntu is busy getting things like wifi to work out of the box, and because the gstreamer isn't quite finished yet. As soon as all of the Gnome apps support gstreamer (most of them do), and gstreamer support audio routing (through either jack or something else), then it is pretty easy for Ubuntu to get all of that working out of the box. It is a work in progress, but progress is being made.

    105. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by swv3752 · · Score: 1

      LinuxQuestions
      As you are using ubuntu you could try the Ubuntu forumns as well. I am not familiar with Ubuntu's config utils and I am not that familiar with setting up two sound cards in Linux from the command line. Is there a reason you can't just disable the AC97 in Bios?

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    106. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by dilvish_the_damned · · Score: 1

      Make it easy to use. Don't give the user a choice between KDE and Gnome. Don't even let them see the packages to install...the names will confuse them.

      I like people like you. It gives me the advantage.

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    107. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by QuantumG · · Score: 1

      Says who? Every time I've ever sat down at a Mac I've wiggled the mouse and said "ooohh pretty" and then quickly got up before I had to do any real work. I think most Windows users feel the same. It's just an alien environment. Now Mac, you can understand why it is like that, it's the feel good alternative. But Linux, you can configure it anyway you want, but no-one has bothered to sit down and make Linux look and feel 100% like XP.. including the control panel and the file explorer and the way disks are handled. If you gave a Linux system like that to users you would see a lot more people switching, and once there they would soon migrate to using the better tools that Linux has to offer.

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    108. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by killjoe · · Score: 1

      "Do you *not* realize that *that* is the problem? Users don't want to dick around learning 5 different ways of obtaining packages, and either installing the binaries through different methods unique to their distro or installing from source. "

      I know you have to lie to be able to spread your FUD but you should be more subtle with your lies OK?

      1) Where is the big red INSTALL button on windows?
      2) You not have to choose. Stop lying about this. Your distro chooses for you. FOr every distro there is one way to install software. Here is the best part. For all modern distros all available software is presented to the user in one index. It's much easier to install software in linux then it is to install in windows.
      3) You do not every have to use the command line install software in linux.

      STOP LYING.

      COmpare installing software in windows to linux. In windows you have to buy 99% of your software. This means actually getting in a car and traveling to a store for gods sake. If you don't have to buy it then you have FIND IT ON THE INTERNET and the DOWNLOAD IT BY HAND, and then UNZIP IT BY HAND, and then finally you can start the install process. Compare that installing something from yast or apttitude.

      You mean to tell me that it's easier to get in your car, drive to a store, pay for software, bring it home, and then install it while inputting your name, your company (why????), a 50 digit CD key, and clicking yes on five different dialogs including a license which gives MS the right to search your computer? Do you really think that's easier then clicking on YAST, finding a software that sounds interesting and then double clicking on it?

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    109. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by killjoe · · Score: 1

      You can't fault linux if your hardware manufacturer does not provide drivers for it.

      Sorry, barking up the wrong tree there.

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    110. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by BlueLightning · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You know how many times I've edited the system registry since its inception? Less than 5. I really doubt that anyone *needs* to edit their registry ever.

      That's fortunate for you, but let me tell you as a Windows server sysadmin I have had to edit the registry on quite a number of occasions to fix it, and many of those times it was under the direction of a Microsoft knowledge base article. Many of those times I *felt* that it should not have been necessary, but it was still necessary nonetheless.

      Once you dig into the registry you can see it is as arcane, messy and complicated as any configuration file you might find on a Linux system (with the possible exception of the sendmail configuration file, which is truly in a class of its own).

    111. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by Transcendent · · Score: 1

      I'm lying?

      COmpare installing software in windows to linux. In windows you have to buy 99% of your software. This means actually getting in a car and traveling to a store for gods sake.

      99% of the software I have installed was downloaded. I double clicked the little icon, then after hitting "next" a few times, the software was installed.

      The only thing I go to the store for was a video game.

      STOP LYING. Read the post again.

    112. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by Transcendent · · Score: 1

      "My point is that none of the problems you point out are unsolved; we just need a comprehensive solution that includes all of the available technology."

      So there is no one solution. Which is my point exactly.

      so, while installing is a sticking point of Linux, it is only very temporarily so.

      I agree, installing is a sticking point. That is my whole point. As to how temporary it is, that is undetermined right now.

      You say there is a problem, but act as if there is none. Confusing, one might say.

    113. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by killjoe · · Score: 1

      " I'm lying?"

      Yes you are. You lied when you said that you had to use five different package managers to install software. For every distro there is one package manager. Just one. Stop lying about that OK. For most distros it's easier to install something in linux then windows.

      "99% of the software I have installed was downloaded. I double clicked the little icon, then after hitting "next" a few times, the software was installed.
      "

      You are lying again. You had to search for the software. You had to visit a web site. You had to find the download link. You had to download it. You most likely had to unzip it. You had to do all that before you even start to install it.

      Compare that to yast where you click on yast and can browse hundreds of pieces of software and install them with one click. No licenses to agree to either.

      STOP LYING and people might take you more seriously.

      "The only thing I go to the store for was a video game."

      Good for you. You are a rare creature in windows land. Somebody who never buys any software other then games. You are not a typical windows users. A typical windows users buys lots of software although most of them steal a lot of software too. They don't seem to have any ethical problems with stealing software.

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    114. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by goldspider · · Score: 1

      I could try that just to see if it uses the USB card right, but I still want to have the AC97 sound for when I take my laptop on the road (without the USB, naturally).

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    115. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You only think it does, idiot. Want to know how much of that info transfers between 95/NT/XP?

      Try almost NONE.

    116. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. Windows is not as easy to use as Linux. Some Slashdotters seem to forget that not everyone is a simpleton. I have worked in the technology industry for many years, and let me tell you, 90% of people I talk to don't know jack about Windows. Throwing in things like "Spyware", "Firewall", "Windows Update", "Virus", "Blue screen of death", "crash", "bug", "slowdown", "piracy", "defrag" and "EULA" just washes right over their heads.

      You see, its what you're used to. Linux is easy to use. Just because *you* have never used it doesn't mean it is difficult. Its just like anything in this world. If you have never ridden a bike, then riding a bike is difficult.... for you.

      However, you are totally wrong with your car analogy. Give someone a Windows system and they are screwed right away. They cannot just "drive" it. You have to explain about all the problems with the system and what to do about it.

      Linux, on the other hand, you *can* "just drive". It is clear, simple and easy to use. It does exactly what you want. All the time. Every time. Virus free and secure.

      Anyway, you're just wrong.

    117. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by Transcendent · · Score: 1

      You had to search for the software. You had to visit a web site. You had to find the download link. You had to download it. You most likely had to unzip it. You had to do all that before you even start to install it.

      Is that no different than getting an RPM package for Linux off a website that isn't in the package manager already? Linux isn't immune to it.

      With zipping built into windows XP, you don't really have to "unzip" it since it acts as any old folder. Just go into it and double click to the installer.

      Compare that to yast where you click on yast and can browse hundreds of pieces of software and install them with one click. No licenses to agree to either.

      How is searching through a few websites or even google different than searching through *hundreds* of pieces of software? The same manual intervention done finding the software online is comparable to the search done in the package manager.

      No matter what you do, there's manual work involved. Get over it. Stop counting insignificant clicks.

      Good for you. You are a rare creature in windows land. Somebody who never buys any software other then games.

      Since when did you have to always go to a store to buy software? You can order it online as well. Steam is designed exactly for that (HL2). Stop lying. Stop skewing the facts. Stop exaggerating. Stop ignoring the downfalls that Linux has while focusing on one possibility in windows. Every single install method requires work on part of the user. Get over it.

    118. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by iamwahoo2 · · Score: 1
      Name Calling?

      I am sorry, my business just switched from office 2k to office 2003. The user interfaces changed in programs like Outlook. Folks complained but they adapted. Additionally we have undergone Sharepoint training. It is a new capability and we are expected to learn it and use it.

      My parents just got a new computer as did my in-laws. They had all previously been on Windows 98 but they wanted more modern capabilities and hardware. They have a new OS, Office suite, email program and many other things. Some Windows 98 programs would not install so they have to find and use a replacement software. One piece of scanner software even caused XP to become unstable and a new scanner had to be purchased. Both my parents and inlaws complained about all of the new things that they had to learn but they really did not have much choice, did they?

    119. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by killjoe · · Score: 1

      "Is that no different than getting an RPM package for Linux off a website that isn't in the package manager already? Linux isn't immune to it."

      99.9999999% of linux users don't ever do that. So stop lying.

      "With zipping built into windows XP, you don't really have to "unzip" it since it acts as any old folder. Just go into it and double click to the installer."

      Only XP. And even then it's still an extra step which makes it harder to install software in windows then linux.

      "How is searching through a few websites or even google different than searching through *hundreds* of pieces of software? The same manual intervention done finding the software online is comparable to the search done in the package manager."

      The fact that you don't know the difference shows how immensely ignorant you are about this subject. In the windows way you have to google, you have to visit each site to figure out what the software does and whether it would work for you, you have to find the download link, you have to agree to a license to download, you have to put in your email address (and more usually), you have to download, you have to unzip and you have click on more dialogs and agree to more outragous licenses.

      In linux the descriptions are all there, no need to give out personal information, no need to fill out forms, no need to download, no need browse to multiple pages. You click, you install.

      IT"S MUCH EASIER TO INSTALL SOFWARE IN LINUX THEN WINDOWS.

      "No matter what you do, there's manual work involved. Get over it. Stop counting insignificant clicks."

      Less manual work in linux. I will repeat myself. IT"S MUCH EASIER TO INSTALL SOFWARE IN LINUX THEN WINDOWS.

      "Since when did you have to always go to a store to buy software? You can order it online as well."

      How is this easier then windows. You still have to fill out a form and type in all your personal information as well as your credit card info. On top of that you have to pay. It's more work then linux, it's more hassle then linux, it costs more money then linux.

      "Steam is designed exactly for that (HL2)."

      How was that easier then installing softare in linux? It was not.

      "Stop lying. Stop skewing the facts. Stop exaggerating. Stop ignoring the downfalls that Linux has while focusing on one possibility in windows. Every single install method requires work on part of the user. Get over it."

      I have now proven you to be an ignorant liar. Every single argument you have posted actually proves me right, that it's easier to install software in linux.

      Next time you are shilling for a corporation don't resort to lies. People don't take you seriously.

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    120. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by Transcendent · · Score: 1

      "Is that no different than getting an RPM package for Linux off a website that isn't in the package manager already? Linux isn't immune to it."

      99.9999999% of linux users don't ever do that. So stop lying.


      Jesus christ... will you grow up and make valid, logical arguments? I won't even begin to say what is wrong with your arguments. Look at the number, for god sakes. And after a year, will it have the latest versions? Or am I going to have to hunt that down manually? No, it doesn't have all the packages anyway. Where's the gcc compiler patched for the 68hc11 or avr?

      I've used Yast, it's not as one-click as you make it seem. Yes it's free and organized, but that's all I can think of what it has going for it. Do you think the average person is going to know how to solve dependency conflicts, or did you just forget to mention that in your ramblings?

      You exagerate on EVERY point that favors your view. You're like a 16 year old child fighting over staying out till 10pm because your parents won't let you. Stop making broad assumptions on everything. Your one standard that you've come across does not cover everything. Other posts have pointed out that *every* installer has it's downfalls.

      You're a hypocritical moron who can't tell the difference from words or shit falling out of your mouth. The next argument you make better have some sort of logical base.

    121. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      " I'm lying?"

      Yes you are. You lied when you said that you had to use five different package managers to install software.


      He never said that dude.


      "99% of the software I have installed was downloaded. I double clicked the little icon, then after hitting "next" a few times, the software was installed.
      "

      You are lying again. You had to search for the software. You had to visit a web site. You had to find the download link.


      I do the same thing. I usually don't have to search that much... if I do, it's just as much clicking as I do in Yast. Why don't you mention "you had to move your arm" to make it sound more complicated? What about the dump he took during the middle of the install? Should you point out how many times he had to wipe his ass?

      "The only thing I go to the store for was a video game."

      Good for you. You are a rare creature in windows land. Somebody who never buys any software other then games.


      Well I'm a rare creature too. The only thing I bought was the OS and Office for really cheap through my school and work. Everything else was free.

      Dude, stop exaggerating.
    122. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by killjoe · · Score: 1

      "Jesus christ... will you grow up and make valid, logical arguments?"

      It's a perfectly valid argument. YOu are pointing our a .00001% scenario to try and prove that software installation in linux is as easy as windows. I have pointed out that for the vast majority of cases software installation is easier in windows. Remember even if I have to download an RPM and install it that makes it as easy as windows not harder.

      "Yes it's free and organized, but that's all I can think of what it has going for it. Do you think the average person is going to know how to solve dependency conflicts, or did you just forget to mention that in your ramblings?"

      Once again you are a lying ignorant fuck. YAST resolves dependencies for you, so does aptitute and YUM. Stop lying please.

      "You're a hypocritical moron who can't tell the difference from words or shit falling out of your mouth. The next argument you make better have some sort of logical base"

      I have proven you to be a lying, ignorant corporate shill. It's up to you to prove that installing software on linux is harder then installing software in windows. You have failed miserably every time you have made an attempt. Now you are simply reduced to trying to insult me and are doing a very poor job at it.

      Go back to astro turfing school.

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    123. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by Foofoobar · · Score: 1

      Oh I get it. You want your machine to make decisions for you rather than you making your own decisions.

      Baaaaaaaaaaaah! That's the sound of a sheep bleating. Sound familiar?

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    124. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by Transcendent · · Score: 1

      100-99.9999999% != .00001%

      Re-read your own sentences. They contradict eachother.

      Once again you are a lying ignorant fuck. YAST resolves dependencies for you

      This isn't "for you". Any average person seeing this will get confused. Hell, BSD's ports tree resolves dependencies too, but does that make it easy?

      That's one of the main reasons Windows is generally easier. The only "dependency" conflicts are dll files which are handled automatically without the user's knowledge.

      Are you not familiar with english? What you're trying to say and what you actually say don't match up. How many more times must I show your own contradictions?

    125. Re:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by killjoe · · Score: 1

      "This isn't "for you". Any average person seeing this will get confused."

      Well I can certainly see why somebody as ignorant as you would get confused.

      " Hell, BSD's ports tree resolves dependencies too, but does that make it easy?"

      Yes it does.

      "That's one of the main reasons Windows is generally easier. The only "dependency" conflicts are dll files which are handled automatically without the user's knowledge."

      You mean that in windows installing software can actually lock up your system, put it into an unstable state, and prevent your windows from booting up. And you think that's easier.

      "Are you not familiar with english? What you're trying to say and what you actually say don't match up. How many more times must I show your own contradictions?"

      So far you have shown NONE. IT'S EASIER TO INSTALL SOFTWARE IN LINUX THEN WINDOWS. Get used to it OK.

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  3. Flamebait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's a pity we can't moderate stories as flamebait

    1. Re:Flamebait by Albino+Wolfman · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Agreed. Perhaps another reason not to use Linux is that you'll end up boring your friends with all the Windows bashing.

    2. Re:Flamebait by ndansmith · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's even more of a pity that we can't moderate them as sarcasm.

    3. Re:Flamebait by randomblast · · Score: 1

      Friends?

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    4. Re:Flamebait by wakejagr · · Score: 1

      I agree. Why does anyone care what I run on my computer, unless my computer spams you or is used to attack your computer? I run linux on every computer I have (duel with windows on one for games), but most people I know use windows. I'm not trying to convert them, because it really doesnt matter to me unless they need help. At that point, I may try to help, but I'll be a lot more useful if they happen to be running linux.

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    5. Re:Flamebait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, but we can mod your comment as 'redundant'.

    6. Re:Flamebait by stor · · Score: 1

      It's only flamebait because people are taking the article seriously. This is a fluffy, hey-ain't-it-fun-to-be-a-geek? article.

      Cheers
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  4. Such a sacarstic moron by AArnott · · Score: 1, Interesting

    See my formal response to Five reasons to NOT use Linux.

    1. Re:Such a sacarstic moron by AArnott · · Score: 1, Funny

      If you would have actually read my blog, you'd have seen that I had read the article. My article discusses how the 5 reasons NOT to use linux the author gives actually are VALID, whereas he sarcastically makes them all invalid. Yes, it's s a rebuttal to the article after all. Gosh, you criticizers can be such morons sometimes.

    2. Re:Such a sacarstic moron by PaxTech · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Your response is just so much nitpicking, half of which is besides the point of the original article.

      For example, you say Linux needs patches too, so as far as security goes Linux and Windows are even. Really? How urgent are those patches? If I have a fresh Linux install vs. a fresh Windows install, which do I have more time to patch before it gets owned? Then you go off on a tangent about how Linux makes it difficult to share files with other users on the same box because it lacks ACLs, while completely glossing over the fact that you almost have to constantly run as an Administrator under windows just to allow your apps to work.

      You complain that Linux is too complicated, and your example contrasts Apache vs. IIS, while the article is talking about desktop machines..

      I could go on, but there's not much point. Anyone trying to claim Windows is as secure as Linux since both require patches is either completely deluded or has an axe to grind.

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    3. Re:Such a sacarstic moron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm... I realize you're a moron but did you actually read TFB? It actually comes across as very pro MS, not the other way around.

      I guess I already covered the moron thing so...

    4. Re:Such a sacarstic moron by Rycross · · Score: 1

      Then you go off on a tangent about how Linux makes it difficult to share files with other users on the same box because it lacks ACLs, while completely glossing over the fact that you almost have to constantly run as an Administrator under windows just to allow your apps to work.

      I and people in my family have been running as users and power users in Windows for a long time. Modern Windows programs tend to work just fine in restricted access accounts these days. When they don't work, thats a problem with the software not the operating system.

    5. Re:Such a sacarstic moron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, who's the moron here? The blog is well aware that the article is actually pro-Linux and is rebutting the points the author made in a pro-Windows fashion. He makes some good points too, particularly about ACLs. The fact that support for ACLs isn't as universally implemented in Linux as it is in Windows is flat out embarrasing.

    6. Re:Such a sacarstic moron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No I will not support your pathetic and shameless attempt to get hits on your blog. If you have something to add to the discussion, do it here.

    7. Re:Such a sacarstic moron by caldaan · · Score: 2, Informative

      Oh noes.

      getfacl doesn't start with ls or isn't a flag for ls. What is someone to do?

      Your whole point about ACLs in windows and not in Linux boils down to having to use getfacl instead of ls in order to view the acls.

      Well guess what? last time i looked dir in windows didn't show you the acls either...

      would it be nice it was a compiled flag in ls like the Z option for selinux? yeah.(oh yeah no selinux for windows btw)But I fail to see how the command line options are different between windows and linux.

    8. Re:Such a sacarstic moron by Epistax · · Score: 1

      I do find your points valid but I'm unsure about #4, root logs. Since we're talking about administration let's do it right: su'ing to root isn't kosher. Where in windows everyone is an administrator, the *nix equivalent is everyone is in group wheel and can sudo. So now my question is, when every root command is issued by a sudo instruction, do you have a log of who issued what instruction?

      Disclaimer: I don't know if su vs sudo is a contentious topic and I don't mean to get into it if it is. I just want to know if sudo gives you a better idea of who issued a root command.

    9. Re:Such a sacarstic moron by AArnott · · Score: 1

      FYI, I wrote this rebuttal BEFORE Slashdot even carried the story.

    10. Re:Such a sacarstic moron by gowen · · Score: 1
      I have to search through several configuration files with 100s of lines to find the one that specifies the default GUI, and then it often doesn't even work.
      Really? I just click "Session" in GDM, and choose from there. Easy.
      pplying patches in Windows is easier than in Linux. Linux is pretty easy, but Windows is still ahead, I'd say. Argue all you want. But a properly configured Windows box will successfully apply patches to itself better than a Linux one will.
      Err. No. A properly setup box (your phrase) makes these tasks equally easy. (Actually, my XP wouldn't install SP2... it just aborted with a cryptic error message [particularly ironic, given that this is what Linux is supposed to do]. But MS recently fixed this with the new windowsupdate, so my box was only vulnerable for 12 months or so.)

      As to how mine works... well, I've a little shield in XP that tells me I need updates. And I've a little X in Fedora that tells me I need updates. Both need the admin/root password.

      I'd call that a wash.
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    11. Re:Such a sacarstic moron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      You are so wrong on so many points that I don't even know where to begin.

      I have to search through several configuration files with 100s of lines to find the one that specifies the default

      Ever heard of grep, awk, sed, or vi? You realize no one actually hand searches conf files for specific lines, except for you, right?

      I've studied the Windows API enough to know you can twist and bend Windows to do almost anything, through binary means.

      Binary means? Spoken like a true "web programmer". Jesus christ, you should be embarassed to post drivel like this.

      If you think Linux is more flexible because you have access to its source code, you'd be right, but 98% of the users out there don't care. They won't recompile a thing on their own. They just want a friendly, adjustable OS. Linux doesn't provide that. Windows does.

      I love your made up numbers, that you just randomly pull out of thin air. Linux isn't a friendly, adjustable OS? According to whom exactly? Well well. I think OpenOffice 2.0 is a huge improvement in the GUI over 1.1.3, and guess what! It looks much more like MS Office than it ever did.

      Thats because you're used to it you idiot. Its famaliar. Look that one up. And frankly, applying patches in Windows is easier than in Linux. Really, so, you can go to windowsupdate, install patches, reboot, and be back online, faster than I can ssh in and type "yum update" ?

      You are totally clueless. You have no business even trying to argue these points.

      Linux is only now getting the power management capability to Hibernate, which Windows has had for 5+ years. Plug-n-Play has been around for 10+ years, and Microsoft has worked out so many bugs in it that it works almost all the time. Linux: just getting support for it, and it's very spotty.

      HUH? Ok now you're just making up facts. Linux is "just getting support" for plug-n-play? You think linux just got power management? You realize apm has been around for years, right?

      I'll say it one more time, since I can't pick apart all the tired bullshit in your blog:

      YOU. ARE. CLUELESS.

      You simply have no idea what you're talking about. I can't believe I'm even responding to this. Christ. GO READ A BOOK.

    12. Re:Such a sacarstic moron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Out and out bullshit.

      Congratulations, you are a tard.

    13. Re:Such a sacarstic moron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Microsoft IIS. A nice GUI that lets you change almost any setting [...] No restart, no downtime"

      lol, the only command one needs to know when dealing with iis conf is 'iisreset'.

      i use to deploy an asp site to a commercial provider, the new asp pages didn't appear on the web until the next 'iisreset'.

      the web provider added 'reset iis' to the deploy procedure even though it was some really simple asp !

    14. Re:Such a sacarstic moron by Kirth · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The fact that support for ACLs isn't as universally implemented in Linux as it is in Windows is flat out embarrasing.

      Not if you compare them to the defaults they misconfigured in windows. Writeable \Windows\system ? Come-on! Those default ACLs are a complete utter fuck-up.

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    15. Re:Such a sacarstic moron by mengel · · Score: 5, Informative
      I saw it.

      Just to pick one out-and-out lie from the general confusion of your posting:

      Excuse me, but the open-source community wrote Apache from standards they didn't write.
      Well, lets see, Apache was based on NCSA httpd, which was a rewrite of the original www consortium httpd, which was written originally by Tim Berners-Lee. (all of which were open source). Now lets look at the original HTTP protocol standard -- what do you know, the authors are Tim Berners-Lee, and R. Fielding, from UC Uvine. And look at the Apache core team -- Roy Fielding!

      So, in fact, the open source folks who wrote Apache and its predecesors are the folks who wrote the standards.

      So as I posted on your site, the above statment is downright slanderous, and you should retract it.

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    16. Re:Such a sacarstic moron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, what the fuck did you do to your IIS install to fuck it up that badly? I've been using ASP on IIS for years and have never had to restart it to add new pages. Damn dude, you suck.

    17. Re:Such a sacarstic moron by ivan256 · · Score: 1

      You should be sure you're an expert before you pass yourself off as one:

      Suppose I install Gnome as default and want to install KDE and use that as the default. How easy is that?

      Usually as easy as choosing "Gnome" out of the dropdown box instead of "KDE" but it depends on the distribution. Certainly not any harder than sitting down as an inexperienced windows user and figuring out how to switch between the XP theme and windows 'classic'.

      I've never found a recent Linux distro that didn't have patches ready to install as soon as I finished installing to OS.

      So you 've never tried a debian based distribution? Or an RPM based distribution with a network installer?

      Finally, the price you pay for Microsoft Office is worth the money, if your time is worth anything.

      That's only true if you're already familliar with office and not with OpenOffice. Since I haven't used Office regularly since Office 97, and I use OpenOffice all the time, I personally find it frustrating and time consuming to get anything accomplished in Office XP or Office 2000. (What's with the disappearing menu options?) Anyway, to me Office certainly isn't worth the money.

      I've never met one with a system configured where they didn't "su - root" to do admin stuff. All administration functions in Linux, whether they technically have to be or not, are done through "root"

      Sounds like you've never heard of 'sudo.' Not everybody does administration by changing to root first. Many of us use 'sudo .' Then things get logged correctly. It also lets you limit what actions each of your users is allowed to take by default. If you're skilled enough to run a multi-user system you can set up sudo. (It's a file with a list of usernames in it). If you're on a single user system (like most desktops) then who cares?

      Not running with 'Administrator' access for all your users helps prevent the worms that have made Windows so notorious lately.

      I know Linux brags support recently for ACLs. My question: Where are they?

      Where 'recently' is 1999... Nobody has made them all GUI like, because they types of people who use them tend to prefer the command line.

      Linux is only now getting the power management capability to Hibernate, which Windows has had for 5+ years.

      Bullshit. My laptop has been hibernating and sleeping under linux for 8 years now. Windows still needs to be rebooted after waking up 1 in 10 times.

      There are reasons to use Windows over linux. It's all about using the right tool for the right job. They're not the reasons you mention though. Personally the reasons for me are video editing, Illustrator, and games. Linux is easier for everything else that I do.

    18. Re:Such a sacarstic moron by Jack9 · · Score: 1

      Why is it necessary for such a "formal response" (whatever that means) to be oriented in direct opposition of the original article's agenda? Each point has it's own issues with accuracy or logical conclusions in the original article. You treat all the points as if they were completely wrong and have taken to spewing venomously to that end.

      Any reader who gives your link more than a passing glance can tell it's a rant for attention. If you were really interested in objective assessments, you might talk more about current trends, advances, advantages than past weaknesses and failures which you use to damn Linux.

      Your link is just a troll in a blog's dress.

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    19. Re:Such a sacarstic moron by sn0wflake · · Score: 1

      What is GDM? This is part of the Linux problem. Hardly anyone outside the Slashdot community knows what you're talking about.

    20. Re:Such a sacarstic moron by WereTiger · · Score: 1

      I don't have anything to add, other than I wholeheartedly approve of the message behind your reply to the article.

      I Agreed with the sentiment therein and hope zealots can open their minds just long enough to accept that maybe you're 99% right (even if not in the technical details, for which I (even being an advanced user) couldn't say are completely righ tor wrong).

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    21. Re:Such a sacarstic moron by minus_273 · · Score: 1

      "If I have a fresh Linux install vs. a fresh Windows install"

      Clearly, you havent had a fresh RH installation to deal with. Trust me, its not pretty.

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    22. Re:Such a sacarstic moron by gowen · · Score: 1
      What is GDM? This is part of the Linux problem
      It's the login screen. No-one needs to know its name. It appears on boot. There's a little space for your user name and a nifty little menu at the bottom.

      It's called gdm. So what? You no more have to know that than you have to know what GDI.exe does in the Windows shell.
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    23. Re:Such a sacarstic moron by DashEvil · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      You know what. Fuck you. Fuck every single god damn one of you idiots.

      Windows XP - 2001.

      When was the distro you're talking about released? 2005?

      Oh, really, one has more vulnerbilities than the other on a fresh install. That's fucking amazing! Let me sit here for a few minutes and figure out which one. Oh man, this is fucking hard. Is it Windows? Really? It is. Well LOL, Windows blows. It's so insecure. Clearly Linux is more secure because out of the box Linux lasts longer.

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    24. Re:Such a sacarstic moron by AArnott · · Score: 1

      Retracted. I apologize.

    25. Re:Such a sacarstic moron by minus_273 · · Score: 1

      "That's only true if you're already familliar with office and not with OpenOffice....I personally find it frustrating and time consuming to get anything accomplished in Office XP or Office 2000.... "
       
       

      I find this interesting. can you show me an open source equivalent to Access? one that doesn't crash all the time like Base. I guess you can use mysql, but do the following in Linux. Install a database system(mysql), make your database (easy), now make a custom GUI that connects to the DB, make reports, forms and queries. What are you going to use QT or GTK? assuming you know how to do the previous step, email the db and the gui to some one else. how long is that going to take you? how long is the recipient going to have to work to get the db to work (in access you just double click). Doing what i just described takes a few minutes in windows for a non technical user. If it is even possible in linux, i think it will take you much longer.

      I am actually interested in knowing if this is possible in linux. Any takers?

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    26. Re:Such a sacarstic moron by m50d · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Why don't you post it so we can see it? Oh yeah, no ad revenue that way.

      Linux configuration files: they are all in different formats, and follow different rules. (case sensitive? headings? comments? whitespace significance?)

      A huge exaggeration. There are a few different formats, yes, but this allows config files to be better suited to the program.

      Very often configuration file changes do not take affect until you restart whatever program you are configuration.(sic)

      This is also true in Windows.Take a look at Apache. A server widely acclaimed for its up-time, and yet you can't even change a single setting without restarting the server!

      That's simply untrue. Send it the right signal and it will reread the config file and act on it with no trouble.

      Compare this now with Microsoft IIS. A nice GUI that lets you change almost any setting or add an entire web site with a few clicks and you're already live. No restart, no downtime.

      Apache is a server program designed for servers, which are often headless, so it simply makes more sense to have it configured with a text file. And when you are experienced - as a server admin is expected to be - it's simply quicker to use a text file. It's not a representative "desktop linux" application.

      And you don't need a fat "Apache Unleashed" manual for IIS to figure out how to do this or that.

      Funny, I've seen just as many of those books for IIS, and I never needed one for my Apache setup.

      Suppose I install Gnome as default and want to install KDE and use that as the default. How easy is that? Well, every time I try, I have to search through several configuration files with 100s of lines to find the one that specifies the default GUI, and then it often doesn't even work.

      That's a total lie. Even slackware, the most old-fashioned distribution, gives you a straightforward gui, two menu choices and you can choose which WM to use. Of course, if you prefer to you can use the command line. And even if what you said were true it would still be far easier to change in linux than in windows.

      True, if you buy SuSE Linux on DVD at the store, you can drop it in and have it all set up for you. Windows XP brags about the same convenience and ease. How many patches must you apply to SuSE right after install for all the security fixes? Dozens. Windows? Dozens. Hmmm... Seems about even there. To be safe, you ought to be behind a firewall in either case. I've never found a recent Linux distro that didn't have patches ready to install as soon as I finished installing to OS.

      While flaws obviously do need patching, I've left "stock" linux boxes for month with a direct net connection with no ill effects. There simply aren't the mass-reproducing worms you get on windows, the only way you will get cracked is if some cracker picks you out as a specific target. You can make whatever excuses you like in terms of marketshare, but it's still the case.

      Let's compare apples to apples here. Windows is an OS, not a set of applications. You Linux fanatics get on Microsoft for bundling apps with their OS, and then here you get on their case for their lack of apps. So I won't even address the software bundled with each OS, since that is not comparing the OS but the packaging, which can easily be changed for either OS. Let's use our time wisely by looking at apps available to be installed later.

      I haven't criticised MS for bundling apps with their OS. The fact is that MS couldn't change to including them, either because they charge a lot of money for them or for political reasons. So you get far more apps with your typical linux install. If MS did offer a version with its apps bundled you might have a point, but they don't.

      Virtually every app available for Linux has a Windows counterpart. The reverse is also true. But the fact of the matter is, you open-source Linux fanatics choose to ignore this. OpenOffice is as much available for Windows as it is for Linux. S

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    27. Re:Such a sacarstic moron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obligatory J. Jonah Jameson Quote

      That's slander.
      J. Jonah Jameson: It is not. I resent that. Slander is spoken. In print, it's libel.

    28. Re:Such a sacarstic moron by gnuorder · · Score: 1

      I'll let others belittle your other reasons but it's obvious with reason 4 that you don't understand not only linux permissions but security in general. You can give every user root access through groups or suid and sgid. The problem with this approach is it makes things less secure, not more secure. Users, and even admins, are a little to a lot less careful with their user accounts than they would be with the root account. That said, it would make things as easy and as easy to exploit as windows.

      Also, sometimes a program can be exploited to give a shell account as the user who ran the program which is the reason to not run programs as root if you can help it. If that user was already a root equivalent, the exploiter would have full access just as he would on a windows box. If the user was not root equivalent, the exploited would be just as limited as the user and would still have to crack root access.

      When it comes to logs, there is a log entry every time someone uses su or sudo to gain root access. There are also logs of failed password attempts and other such activities. You can also have all these logged to a central log server instantly so if root access is ever gained and logs altered, you would have a valid log on a remote box.

      With windows, I must admit I'm pretty ignorant, but I don't see anywhere where windows logs anything other than bootup let alone user activities. I would not doubt if every keystroke is logged and sent to Redmond but any other logs must be buried somewhere.

      As for sharing files using windows ACL, it does make things easier but it also is how worms like code red were able to exploit IIS and other programs.

      "Shares are no longer Everyone: Full Control, but rather Everyone: Read. This was changed as a direct consequence of the Nimda worm that wrote its payload to network shares on other computers."

      http://msdn.microsoft.com/library/default.asp?url= /library/en-us/dncode/html/secure06122003.asp

      If you can insert a program and make it runnable by an admin user, you can gain entry into a system. This is a common trick used to change the admin password if it's forgotten.

      I would like to see ACL for linux in some limited way but it would have to be done securely, not haphazardly like in windows. In the mean time, one can always set up ACL on a samba server or simply send the file to the person or secure it with a password and host it on a web/ftp site. There are hundreds of ways to get around this problem.

    29. Re:Such a sacarstic moron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, sudo can log who ran what when. However, if you allow people to sudo to another user, then you may lose some of that use of that logging. I also feel that it's necessary to mention that there are many Unix shops which control access to log files/applications on a strictly group level. Giving one or two admins the root password/access. All without sudo. su'ing to root is very kosher still.

    30. Re:Such a sacarstic moron by AArnott · · Score: 1

      In response to all the negative feedback I've gotten on this blog entry... As long as the Linux guru community responds to honest feedback on the problems of their precious OS with such vile hatred and criticism, converts are going to be put out and go back to "friendly Windows." It would be a huge step forward for the Linux community to say "oh, that user couldn't figure out how easy that feature really was, there must be a way to make it even easier or more obvious" rather than "stupid user!". Once that happens, I think the direction of Linux development will take a huge turn for the better.

    31. Re:Such a sacarstic moron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Libel, not slader. I think you should post a retraction for your spelling error.

    32. Re:Such a sacarstic moron by ElleyKitten · · Score: 1

      Ok, let's assume for a second that the release dates account for all the difference in vulnerbilities of the two systems. A vulnerbility is a vulnerbility, irregardless of the reason. So, why should I pay hundreds of dollars for an OS that is 4 years old and thus has bunches of vulnerbilities when I can download a brand new OS for free with much fewer vulnerbilities?

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    33. Re:Such a sacarstic moron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First, i'd like to say i was not impressed with your comments, they were not well thought out, and did not accurately reflect current technological trends (in this case OS ease/effectiveness.)

      gods and clods.
      Common users in a corporate desktop environment should not be concerned with sharing files without root. (i.e. Administrators approval) normal users should not worry about admins giving them the appropriate permissions. They should not be sharing files without authorization. they should get enough to do their jobs, thats it. not even a gui if admins determine there isn't a need. If they need to share a file, they contact IT, and IT decides.
      your "Story" seemed to change moods and sides all too often. are you talking servers? home users? corporate users? you seemed to be confused.
      please stop typing about linux or windows. neither want you on their side.

    34. Re:Such a sacarstic moron by AArnott · · Score: 1
      users should not worry about admins giving them the appropriate permissions. They should not be sharing files without authorization.

      Sure. Define the problem away why don't you? You are clearly not user-centric at all. It's a terrible mindset you have. The fact is, there are plenty of use cases out there in the Real World where users should be able to share their files without calling an admin. If you disagree, you're entitled to, but it doesn't change the fact. That Linux doesn't support those use cases is lame, plain and simple.

    35. Re:Such a sacarstic moron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      That's because you're an obvious troll.

      I have Windows centric friends that I discuss things with. No operating system is perfect, however, you spout "facts" which are just fucking wrong.

      If you're going to debate that's great, but at least know what the fuck you're talking about. If you don't care to know the real answers, then just STFU, because no one wants to hear your bullshit.

    36. Re:Such a sacarstic moron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You got negative feedback for posting a link to your misinformed drivel on a site frequented by 30+ year old professional UNIX systems admins. You didn't ask any questions, you bashed and got trashed; what else would you expect?

      The original article was stupid, why you had to take it so seriously we can never know. Good luck with the web programming, you might want to start looking at performance of TCP stacks, pros and cons of running a httpd at ring0 and performance/security tradeoffs of different httpd architechture and VM/interpereter before claiming you're hardcore. Don't think you're good, know you're good!

    37. Re:Such a sacarstic moron by Komodowaran · · Score: 1
      Such a sacarstic moron

      Speakin' of yourself, eh?

      I read your wordy posting in the whole. The blog made into my localhost loop instantly afterwards.

      Why this measure? You are wrong in just too many areas, which roughly sum up to sane computer use, no less.

      Let's say I'm common user A, without root permissions, and I want to share a file with user B, also a regular user.

      You _never_ share files, applications do. You share information. Don't even try to blame the operating system for poorly implemented information management in your mind/system/network. BTW, before you get to the operating system layer -- be it kernel or microkernel -- trere are a few steps to go and many an architectural layer to cross.

      Go get learning CS, or hire someone who knows. Your shot at information management by use of file system permissions was intrinsically an unfruitful one. Indeed, I never had any _student_ try to approach the target in such a 'way', and creative they are, to say the least.

      If you think you've read Steven J. Vaughan-Nichols' tongue-in-cheek article, read again. Think again. Try to separate all cheeky, cheesy and geeky speak out, leaving just the bare evidence. How about the result -- did you have to drop anything?

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    38. Re:Such a sacarstic moron by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1
      But here comes my big beef with Linux security: it's user accounts and permissions. First I'll talk user accounts. In all my conversations with Linux admins, I've never met one with a system configured where they didn't "su - root" to do admin stuff.


      That isn't even possible on Ubuntu, so I can't imagine you've talked to many admins.
      Actually, it is possible. First, you type 'sudo passwd root' and create a password for root. Then go into /etc/sudoers and disable sudo for everybody.

      Okay, why whould you want to do this? I did it because Ubuntu's sudo system turns my everyday password into a root password. That struck me as a security risk. As the sole administrator of my personal boxes, I'm quite sure that if the logs say that root did something, it was me what done it.
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    39. Re:Such a sacarstic moron by DashEvil · · Score: 1

      The point is that the comparison is unfair. Let's compare Linux distros from 2001 to A version of Windows from 2001. Or, if you insist on this, let's at least compare the Windows XP versions with SP2 integrated into them.

      I don't see a whole lot of that, though. I don't even see people comparing a fully patched Windows XP system against a fully patched Linux system. It's always Fresh installs. Windows XP from 2001, against the latest Linux distribution, WHICH of course, by the pure nature of the release date, will already be patched against all recent vulnerbilities.

      But I suppose if you are that insecure about your argument.....

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    40. Re:Such a sacarstic moron by saintp · · Score: 2, Insightful
      That's a funny response.
      Linux configuration files: they are all in different formats, and follow different rules. (case sensitive? headings? comments? whitespace significance?)
      And when does a desktop user ever need to edit a config file? (The answer is "never.")
      Suppose I install Gnome as default and want to install KDE and use that as the default. How easy is that?
      SuSE and Redhat both give me the choice every time I logon. It's in a nice, shiny menu. Maybe ucLinux or Slackware 1 or whatever backasswards distro you're using doesn't have that feature, but most do. Of course, you have to ask yourself: How many Joe Sixpack users out there want to switch desktop environments? They don't even know what the hell a desktop environment is. You're claiming that it's too difficult for beginners to do advanced things -- of course that's the case. It's also difficult for a Windows newbie to, say, change the letter their CD drive is mapped to. So what?
      How many patches must you apply to SuSE right after install for all the security fixes? Dozens. Windows? Dozens.
      So you're saying Linux is just as good as Windows? That's cool, I respect that.
      Virtually every app available for Linux has a Windows counterpart. The reverse is also true.
      Again, you seem to be arguing that Linux is just as good as Windows. I think you're a closeted "open-source fanatic" yourself. It's okay. You can come out to us.
      And frankly, applying patches in Windows is easier than in Linux. Linux is pretty easy, but Windows is still ahead, I'd say. Argue all you want.
      Huh? My Windows box and my SuSE boxes all automatically apply patches, but my SuSE boxes never need to be restarted afterward. I configured both to do automatic updates with a few clicks of the mouse; neither was particularly onerous.
      And if you disagree, just know that most users don't know how to configure Linux like you do, and so your opinion doesn't matter to 98% of the computer users out there.
      My favorite part of the article. A resounding ad hominem with a hilarious premise. Let me rephrase this sentence: "If you disagree with me, it's just because you're so smart, and smart people are irrelevant to this discussion." I'd call you an idiot, but you'd think I was complimenting you.
      In all my conversations with Linux admins, I've never met one with a system configured where they didn't "su - root" to do admin stuff.
      Really? You've never met anyone who used Ubuntu? Amazing.
      Again, I'm not speaking of technical possibilities in Linux here, but what the trend is.
      In other words, you're talking about culture, not software, and are by your own admission off topic.
      I know Linux brags support recently for ACLs. My question: Where are they? They are so new (though Windows has had them since 1995) in Linux that no GUI interface I've seen supports setting/viewing them, and no command line "ls" will show those advanced permissions.
      Finally! After 300 pages of ranting bullshit, we get to a real complaint. Yes, ACLs are new, although they're built in to the 2.6 kernel. I'm hoping that we'll start to see GUI support for them in newer distros.
      Linux is cheaper if any of the following is true:[snip]
      Or if you're a desktop user, at whom the original article was aimed anyway.
      Windows is faster, and faster means cheaper!
      Bwahahahahaha!

      In summary, your whole article was hilarious, based on Linux distros that are apparently five years old, and more frequently attacked the Linux culture than the software. All in all, you had one good point, but even that one point is moot for the normal desktop user. Basically, you, sir, are an ass.

    41. Re:Such a sacarstic moron by ivan256 · · Score: 1

      I always forget about access when Office comes up, which is odd since I programmed Access/VBA databases for 3 years. Perhaps I'm repressing painful memories.

      Personally, I find it easier to use Perl with the CGI and DBI modules or PHP/MySql than Access, and before I got my CS degree and moved on to more advanced positions I transitioned all the applications I had written as contract work from Access to those platforms.

      My experience has been that people don't use access other than to interact with a database that some resident guru has already pre-configured, and the lack of real database programming knowledge of said guru tends to lead to buggy applications. People who know how to properly code up database applications almost universally dislike using access and prefer other solutions instead. The real simple stuff that your average user might do can all be done in a spreadsheet. Really.

      I'd argue that nobody needs access, and that's probably why nobody has bothered to make a feature complete equivalent on any other platform.

    42. Re:Such a sacarstic moron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're point about ACLs in windows is completely bogus.

      ACLs can permissions in Windows are so broken they should recall the entire product line and apologize.

      Why? I have a directory sitting on my desktop. For some ignorant reason that directory is market "read only". As an administrator, I uncheck the "read only" flag, and make sure that I apply to all sub-directorys and files. It unchecks fine. I close the properties window. I then open the properties window again and wow, the box is checked! The functionality is broken, when I uncheck "read only" recursive, I mean it. Under *nx I type chmod -R +w [dirname] as root it does exactly as expected. (SCO may be the exception).

      Secondly, under Linux you have a bunch of lesser admin accounts that can be setup. They have names and group like bin.

      Windows has simple configuration files, they have these wonerful keys like: {eec97550-47a9-11cf-b952-00aa0051fe20} I'll take /etc anyday. grep is easy. But with Windows you don't just have one location, you have startup information all over the place. There applications that start up, that I still can't find where they're loading from.

      You want to change from GNOME to KDE? That's easy. Just use the checkbox on login. Oh, you want to change the default? Perhaps you should RTFM. How about changing the gui under windows?

      How about printing?

      Printing under Linux sucks. You have 2 options cups, and lpd. They're similar, but only on the front end. They're also a pain to manage, becuase you can have local printers, network printers, and samba printers.

      Security, lets talk built in firewall. IP Tables is great. Windows firewall is a questionable POS. In fact most windows firewalls are questionable garbage. Including the much hyped Zone Alarm.

      In linux its easy to find out which applications have open ports, Windows? Ha!

      Then there's Software installation, when was the last time you uninstalled outlook experss?

      How about installed a piece of software or a security patch without rebooting?

      Security patches?

      When was the last time you installed gentoo? Lets say you're gentoo box is going to be a stand alone box, you know email, internet surfing, as opposed to a web server. You don't have to patch Apache if you don't install it. The same goes for GNOME, if you don't install it, for say your webserver, you don't have to patch it.

      You talk about APM under Linux. First windows laptop I had when it went into hibernate had to be sent back to the factory.

      APM had been in Linux for years.

      Newer higher level languages? Like Java, and Ruby? I've been doing Java for Linux since before Sun officially supported the platform.

      Which newer higher level languages are yoy talking about? There are only 2 languages I do not see being used under Linux. C# and VB. (okay, I don't see much.

      Let's talk about command lines under windows. They suck. MS has had 20 years to create a good CLI, and they haven't done so yet. SFU at least gets ksh and csh, Cygwin is marginaly better in that respect, but does not play well with no cygwin apps. I really don't like clicking through directories or having 2-3 colums of apps under my start menu. The cli is still the fastest way to access applications. I like GUI too, I want both!

    43. Re:Such a sacarstic moron by tolkienfan · · Score: 1
      "Who's lacking imagination here?"
      As you are probably aware, but elected to obscure, open source and free software are not copying and emulating existing software by reason of "lack of imagination".

      They (we) write replacements for software that has closed licensing. One of the original tenets of Free Software was the creation of a completely free system. This is impossible without free replacements of all the pieces (including applications).

    44. Re:Such a sacarstic moron by jciber · · Score: 0

      So can pseudo-intellectual people that believe installing a OS makes you an expert on all things 1337.

    45. Re:Such a sacarstic moron by m50d · · Score: 1

      You can enable it, yes, but by default it isn't possible. In the default Ubuntu setup everyone can do admin tasks with their ordinary account, just like windows. It is of course a matter of personal preference and situation-dependent as to whether or not you think that's a more secure situation.

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      I am trolling
    46. Re:Such a sacarstic moron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know any normal windows users in the that have any clue about how to set the security/permissions of their files, nor would they remember how to after being shown. Almost all windows user I know, even if using they are on the same computer (TS/Citrix), would simply email the other user the file. This can be accomplished the same way on Linux. It is not a very elegant solution, but it is what almost all end users do in the "Real World".

    47. Re:Such a sacarstic moron by ElleyKitten · · Score: 1

      >>But I suppose if you are that insecure about your argument.....

      It's not even my argument. It's your argument that we should take pity on Windows because it's old and therefore can't possibly be patched as much as Linux. So, ok, it's unfair even to compare SP2, which came out, what, a year or so ago, with the version of the distro I'm using, which came out in May. But, my question is, why should I care? If I want to install a new OS on my computer, should I spend $179 on the latest from Microsoft, which is older and has more vulnerbilities than an OS I can get for free? Fresh installs are just one way to compare the two systems, a way which is particularly striking when you hear about people getting their windows systems hacked while they try to patch it right after installation, while linux systems can survive for months, unpatched and unfirewalled. If you want to see linux and windows security compared in other ways, here's an article for you.

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    48. Re:Such a sacarstic moron by Epistax · · Score: 1

      Well I wasn't sure if su'ing to root was kosher. I know logging in as root isn't by many, and I don't see a big difference between that and logging in then su'ing to root.

      Thanks

    49. Re:Such a sacarstic moron by DashEvil · · Score: 1

      I don't take pity on anything. In all actuality, I hate Windows. BUT, I hate unfair arguments even more. And quite honestly, it's retarded. "Hey, look at this product I just put out, it's not vulnerable to all those 2001,2002,2003, and 2004 vulnerbilities that this 2001 product is!

      What are you saying? That it's impossible to enable the Windows firewall so that you can patch your system? Or even better, just don't allow Printer and file sharing/etc on the NIC that's exposed to the Internet? That'll give you enough time to patch. Of course, most users that I know of are behind routers anyway and don't have any ports open to the Internet.

      The point is, really, that Windows IS MAINTAINED. It has service packs, it has security errata, they are easy to install. So why are Linux advocates so bent at comparing themselves to an unpatched fresh XP install from 2001? I actually find the argument itself to be somewhat misleading, because the distro they are comparing it to is at most 5 months old, and has had 4 years of security errata that the Windows XP install (again, this is never a SP1/SP2 install, always a fresh Windows XP install; a worst case scenario) wasn't afforded.

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    50. Re:Such a sacarstic moron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh no! Poor critic can't take criticism... What will we do?!

    51. Re:Such a sacarstic moron by amliebsch · · Score: 1
      Its famaliar. Look that one up.

      Ok, if you say so...

      Dictionary.com

      No entry found for famaliar.

      Did you mean familiar?
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    52. Re:Such a sacarstic moron by mikehoskins · · Score: 1
      From http://darnitwebdev.blogspot.com/2005/08/this-is-i n-response-to-sarcastic-and.html -
      Take a look at Apache. A server widely acclaimed for its up-time, and yet you can't even change a single setting without restarting the server! Compare this now with Microsoft IIS. A nice GUI that lets you change almost any setting or add an entire web site with a few clicks and you're already live. No restart, no downtime. And you don't need a fat "Apache Unleashed" manual for IIS to figure out how to do this or that.

      First, using fat Apache Unleashed manuals for IIS won't help that much, anyway.... :-)

      Second, lighten up, dude!

      Not only are there quick, easy solutions to your straw-man argument (`apachectl graceful` comes to mind), but, as I've said here, it's akin to comparing Oracle to Access....

      Let me be the first to say it:
      • Oracle is hard. It's rocket science.
        Access is easy. It's run by a GUI.


      However, where would you rather to run enterprise data, Access or Oracle? (Usual disclaimer: Don't complain about lack of options. You've got to pick a few when you do multiple choice. Those are the breaks).

      Let me say it a different way:
      • Apache is hard. It's rocket science.
        IIS is easy. It's run by a GUI.


      Apache also has about 70-75% of the webserver market, and is growing, while IIS has less than 20%, and is shrinking....

      Apache is enterprise-grade, as is Oracle. IIS and Access, well.... (Humorous note: Which do you see more of on resumes -- Oracle DBA's or Access DBA's?)

      Now compare this to the original topic -- Linux vs. Windows or any Unix vs. Windows... See any correlation?

      And then there's this one, which makes me wonder if you have ever used a modern distro:
      Suppose I install Gnome as default and want to install KDE and use that as the default. How easy is that? Well, every time I try, I have to search through several configuration files with 100s of lines to find the one that specifies the default GUI, and then it often doesn't even work.

      Did you ever hear of Desktop Configurator on Fedora Core 3, for one quick example? Install KDE packages, run Desktop Configurator (only a click or two and a restart of X)....

      Your security agument is wrong, wrong, wrong. Try Windows 2003, for starters. Yes, you *have* to be *Local Admin* to do about 1/2 of IIS work, period. You cannot assign permissions, do SSL work, do IISRESET, do NET STOP / NET START, restart the box, etc., without *Local Admin*. Or, have you ever used 2003?

      Oh wait, *Local Admin* is basically the same thing as *root* on Linux, isn't it?

      Also, just look at viruses, worms, etc.... Windows sure is secure when you, as a non-admin, can simply *use* IE, Messenger, or Outlook/Outlook Express and totally compromise the box....

      Yours is a straw-man argument, (and so was the original tongue-in-cheek article, of course).

      Mine can also be made into a straw-man, if we don't compare the above as server products and start comparing them as desktop products.... That's also an example of equivocation.

      What I also don't like about Linux is the lack of unity. (KDE v GNOME, .rpm v .deb, LSB v non-LSB, a gazillion distros, multiple config formats, etc.)

      What I don't like about Windows (other than licensing) is the lack of options. I cannot think outside the box without generating reams and reams of code, if it's even possible to do x, y, or z the way I want to. (I run into these issues all the time, BTW).
    53. Re:Such a sacarstic moron by fwarren · · Score: 1

      True it is a problem with the software.

      However if Microsoft and Intuit has problmes with reduced privelaged accounts, how well do you expect other software makers to do?

      I can think of several programs at my job that need admin rights to run, even if the data lives on the server.

      Face it, a good deal of windows software expects unrestricted rights to the Windows system folders, the Program Files folder, HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE in the regsitry and other such nonsence just to be able to run.

      In linux, anyone writing anything more complex than a batch script, knows that they will have to deal will users, groups and permissions.

      In windows, it is rare to find a develper who makes the statement, "what must I do so that this program can run as a restricted user?"

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    54. Re:Such a sacarstic moron by mikehoskins · · Score: 1

      The original "5 reasons" article?

      If so, you are actually reading it way out of context. The article was very anti-Microsoft and very pro-Linux. It was off-handed or sarcastic -- not that sarcastic is somehow wrong.

      I believe that in literature, this is called "Tone of Voice." It was a sarcastic tone.

      However, the author that called the "5 reasons" author a "sarcastic moron", was resorting to ad hominem attack, since he had no argument to build upon.

      While that name-caller was right about the "5 reasons" guy being sarcastic and pro-Linux, he was wrong about many of his supposed "facts."

      It's like he was neither an expert in Linux or in Windows -- he got "facts" wrong on both sides.

      Since he used the label "sarcastic moron." So, his argument was further invalidated.

      Wrong premises and poor logic lead to wrong conclusions and unsound reasoning....

      Now you have several cases in point, in the parent "sarcastic moron" article, if you want to show somebody examples of bad logic! :-)

      The name-caller was just trying to raise the ire of Slashdotters everywhere....

    55. Re:Such a sacarstic moron by Philip+K+Dickhead · · Score: 1

      No, but Troll Tuesday(tm) has its own rewards!

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    56. Re:Such a sacarstic moron by Rutulian · · Score: 1

      A properly setup box (your phrase) makes these tasks equally easy.

      Well, except that I would argue that an apt-get upgrade in Debian (or you can use the little updater utility that comes with Ubuntu) will update all of the software on your system, and it won't require any reboots. Windows update is better now than it was last year, but it still has a ways to go to be as good as the linux updating utilities.

    57. Re:Such a sacarstic moron by Dylan+Zimmerman · · Score: 1
      I can't say how it's done in Linux, but in OS X, I use 'ls -le' to get a long listing of files with the extended permissions of each one like this:
      -rw-r--r-- + 1 admin admin 0 Sep 16 21:25 file1
        0: group:staff deny delete
        1: user:admin deny delete
        2: group:wheel deny write
        3: user:admin allow chown
        4: group:staff allow append
        5: group:wheel allow read,write
      If you just do a long listing of the files (without the -e switch), you'll see things like this:
      -rw-r--r-- + 1 admin admin 0 Sep 16 21:25 file1
      Note the little + sign after the permissions. That indicates that the file has an ACL attached to it.

      To alter an ACL, it's just 'chmod +a "someUser deny append" fileName' or whatever. You can even add ACLs to specific spots in the stack by using '+a#' followed by the number. '-a' and '-a#' remove access control entries just like their + counterparts.

      It's a rather nice system. I like it more than "The Windows Way", since I like being able to do recursive chmod'ing, and I've not found a suitable equivalent in Windows.
    58. Re:Such a sacarstic moron by MrSenile · · Score: 1

      add 'sharegroup' to /etc/group add the users you want to share to 'sharegroup' mkdir /var/tmp/share chgrp sharegroup /var/tmp/share chmod 770 /var/tmp/share cp a-list-of-files /var/tmp/share Voilla. A directory where you can dump any file and only those in 'sharegroup' can modify it. Oh, and of course, you could make a directory anywhere you want to do this with, long as you have write permissions to that location. Oh, and yea, you can even use the pretty GUI's to make all of the above changes in nearly every distribution. No commandline needed. Neat, huh. Yup, uber-hard. Uh-huh.

    59. Re:Such a sacarstic moron by stoborrobots · · Score: 1

      I develop Access databases for a living (among other things...), but:

      $ sudo apt-get install postgres pgaccess
      $ pgaccess

      Full GUI goodness for creating your postgres database.

      $ pg_dump my_guified_db > m_g_d.sql

      Email sql script (which contains all reports, tables views, etc...)

      The next person needs to import ("open") the database, like this
      $ psql my_other_db < m_g_d.sql
      $ pgaccess

      And the next person is up and running with their GUI goodness.

      Yes, I used the command-line there, because it's the easiest way to show how simple it is. There are GUIs to do the import, export, and program install too, but I couldn't put screenshots in here.

      FWIW: Access doesn't come with most versions of Office today. (I have to specifically inform my clients to get Office Professional, not Office Small Business Edition or Office Standard, and then to do a custom install to get Access on the machine...) But, just as with postgres/pgaccess, all that only has to be done once...

  5. Wow by chrisgeleven · · Score: 0, Troll

    That server lasted just a few seconds...the Slashdot effect is slipping my friends!

  6. Bzzzttt!!!!! by dsginter · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's too complicated because it's different from what they use every day at work and at home.

    Then how come OSX is so freakin' easy for everyone to use? It only takes a few minutes.

    Most slashdotters remind me of this guy.

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    1. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by garcia · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Then how come OSX is so freakin' easy for everyone to use? It only takes a few minutes.

      Actually, I find OS X the most difficult to use at times probably because it's the most "different" for me.

    2. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by AvitarX · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yeah,when you create a new folder and give it a name it suddenly dissapears, that is real easy.

      That's the only thing I can think of off the top of my head, but there are dozens oflittle make things easier mechanisms that really make it harder.

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    3. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't even know how to make a folder in OS X.

    4. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by LnxAddct · · Score: 1

      Err... I myself find OS X very awkward to use. The only reason I have ever bought Apple was for the hardware and then I plop linux on it. In fact, I know many, many people who don't like the whole general design of OS X. Everything from the dock bar to the hierarchy of things. Its only easy if you are familiar with it, as with all things there is a learning curve. The learning curve for linux is significantly smaller. One personal example is that my girlfriend is currently borrowing my laptop (running Fedora) and was fully comfortable with it up in under a half hour. Once her laptop comes in the mail, she'll probably be running Windows again, but its good to know that during her first week or two back at school she'll still have a laptop to use that is fully functional and won't give her any shit. She's loving it so far.
      Regards,
      Steve

    5. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by databyss · · Score: 1

      I fail to see what OSX has to do with a discussion on Linux.

      If this were a BSD discussion I could see maybe some sort of connection.

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    6. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by melquiades · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Familiarity is by far the largest factor in ease of use.

      Anything can start to feel comfortable given enough exposure. Why is popular music popular? Because they play it over and over and over. (People often confuse cause and effect in this one: it's usually popular because of the repetition, not the other way around.)

      Use nothing but OS X for a year and everything else will seem awkward. Same goes for any other OS.

    7. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by jim_v2000 · · Score: 1

      Because Linux, my friends, is not intuitive enough for the everyday user. I'm not saying it's not a great OS, it just takes more technical smarts to know how to use than Windoze or OS X.

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    8. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by suitepotato · · Score: 5, Insightful

      OSX is polished and has a singular top-down vision from Jobs and his unholy cult. There's no scattershot design by committee of blind idiots which is but ONE of the things hobbling Linux.

      The biggest obstacle to Linux is that it is ruled, dominated, infested and infected with a "difficult is beautiful and better than easy or correct" mindset. There is active resistance to any sort of architectural framework promulgation beyond the kernel and even that is challenged by people second-guessing Linus. Never mind that easy to use GUI design is eschewed by Linux writers who seem to be inherently unable to grasp that what is easy for a techie geek is NOT the thing that the common end-users need or want.

      The arrogany egocentric attitude of introvert geeks still rules: it should work the way I say and not the way those n00b lusers say. Microsoft doesn't work that way and look where they are today. Look where Linux is by comparison. EASE, not FREE or OPEN should be the buzzword of Linux.

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    9. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by nmg196 · · Score: 2, Funny

      > Then how come OSX is so freakin' easy for everyone to use? It only takes a few minutes.

      It's not. It took me about 15 minutes to work out how to get my CD back out of the "screen" on our office iMac when I put it in there once.

    10. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by Tim+C · · Score: 2, Informative

      Apple is famed for its attention to usability and stylistic issues, and for concentrating on producing a system that is cohesive and coherent.

      Linux, isn't.

      And that's fine, because Linux and OS X are aimed at entirely different sets of people. OS X is aimed at style-conscious people who don't want to have to know or care about the computer, just about the tasks they want to perform with it. Linux is aimed mainly at its developers, who by their very nature (ie they're developers!) actually know and care about the technical aspects of computer use.

      That's not to say that Linux is some arcane system that only the elite can use, far from it; but it is *not* developed with the same exacting attention to being accessible to the average guy and gal on the street that OS X is.

      That is why OS X is "so freakin' easy" for people to use, because it's been designed to be from the start.

    11. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by lokedhs · · Score: 0, Troll
      It's not. It took me about 15 minutes to work out how to get my CD back out of the "screen" on our office iMac when I put it in there once.
      How do you do it in Windows? Okay, now try the same thing on the Mac. Amazing, isn't it?
    12. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by Taladar · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What you simply don't get is that with Linux most people write the software to use it themselves. Those people advocating Linux for Joe Sixpack are not the people writing the software. Those just write the software exactly the way they like it and that is good. If any change is necessary than it is the advocates who have to stop pretending Linux was written with the "normal" user in mind.

    13. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by Iriel · · Score: 1

      Because Apple has done a great deal to take the text files out of everyday configuration. I find that OSX sometimes even cripples advanced featrues of otherwise great *nix applications through idiot-proof GUIs with much to be desired in the advanced settings. I know that much more can be done in the console, and that's one of the reasons I don't use OSX very often. To accomplish many of the tasks that I would like to on a *nix system, I would need to use OSX's terminal, and for that much effort just to get around the GUI's lack of (possibly destructive) advanced settings tabs or screens, I may as well just use Linux.

      OSX is easy because they try to make it idiot proof and simplistic enough for a child to never need advanced options, but I find myself always in the OSX terminal.

      This is just my opinion, so please don't flame me about your experiences or superior platforms.

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    14. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by ilyaaohell · · Score: 1

      You make me wish I had mod points today.

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    15. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by (A)*(B)!0_- · · Score: 2, Insightful
      "Windoze"
      You really make your point when you use childish misspellings like that - really...
    16. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by ilyaaohell · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's not that we don't "get" it, it's that this is one of the problems of Linux.

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    17. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by FrankNputer · · Score: 1

      Bzzzttt!!!!! Bzzzttt!!!!!

      OSX is not Linux. (Insightful? WTF?)

      Perhaps the question should be, "Why can't Linux be as friendly to use as OSX?"

    18. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by ceejayoz · · Score: 5, Funny

      What you simply don't get is that with Linux most people write the software to use it themselves.

      He gets it.

      He also gets that that is one of the reasons Linux seems to have "scattershot design by committee of blind idiots"...

    19. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your lack of grammatical skill makes me cry.

    20. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by shicaca · · Score: 0

      You're kidding, right?

      For a Windows person going to mac it's not much different. There's really only a few things that are REALLY changed while you're using programs (shortcuts, how you have to "exit" a program even after you close the window, etc). Once you have those down, you're set.

      You don't have to configure four damned files for this, bash that, etc. I used Linux for three days and realized that it was going to take months for me to learn everything. Once I realized I couldn't just click on an EXE and have it install unattended, I gave up and reinstalled windows. Eff that. Make Linux easier to use and I'll be there faster than you can say, "Bullsh*t"

    21. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then how come OSX is so freakin' easy for everyone to use? It only takes a few minutes.

      WTF are you taking about?

      This is one of the biggest urban pigeon shit legends ever.
      OSX is so damn annoying. Even more annoying than this butt-ugly XP.

    22. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by ceejayoz · · Score: 1

      Pressing the "Eject" key on the keyboard was too difficult?

    23. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by nmg196 · · Score: 1

      > How do you do it in Windows?

      You press the eject button on the drive.

      > Okay, now try the same thing on the Mac.

      You can't because an iMac doesn't have an eject button on the drive.

      What's your point????

    24. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by slushpupie · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "The only intuitive interface is the nipple. Everything else is learned".

      I forgot who said that, but it was some UI designer a few people have heard of.

    25. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by jim_v2000 · · Score: 1


              "Windoze"

      You really make your point when you use childish misspellings like that - really...


      Is was more of a display of my distain for the product. Thank you.

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    26. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by Kesh · · Score: 1
      Yeah,when you create a new folder and give it a name it suddenly dissapears, that is real easy.

      Let me guess: you started the folder name with a period, right?

    27. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by nmg196 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Not difficult - just ridiculously unintuitive. Kind of like putting your front door lock on one of the side windows would be. What's wrong with the eject button being next to the thing it ejects, like on all other things in the entire world like DVD players, videos, toasters, ejector seats etc etc etc.

    28. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I disagree.

      I think there are some brilliantly put together distros out there, and some popular ones (like ubuntu, mepis) that are utter crap when it comes to useability. Example, last week I tried Ubuntu and CUPS consistently died. The week before that MEPIS, Before CUPS died, Java stopped working correctly. It's interesting that 2 of the most popular distros are so god damned bug ridden.

      To name a few of the easier ones:

      Ark
      SuSE
      Mandriva
      Linspire

      all of these are extremely polished and put together, but not without their own quirks. My wife who is very computer illiterate was able to pick up SuSE in record time and likes it WAY better than windows, In fact she'll refuse to go to a friends house to work on the computer because it has windows.

      EASE, is the buzzword in the KDE camp, and with every new release it gets easier and easier to use. The Gnomer's and hardcore linux guys call it bloat, but I call it brilliant UI design.

    29. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ok Mac OS X is based on BSD. Connection made. ;)

    30. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by noelp · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I know exactly what you mean - but I think I have figured out why.

      When I bought a mini 6 months or so ago I found that there were some things that I couldn't do straight off the bat - and it took some trips to Help or Google to figure it out. Strange, I thought, after having spent years with Windows and Linux (using/developing/admin).

      It turns out that all my problems stemmed from the fact that I have got into the habbit of doing things in a convoluted fashion (be it due to horrible GUI design, conf files or whatever). The easiest, most obvious way often eludes me as I assume (subconsciously I guess) that it wont work.

      I have had to retrain myself to try the most instictive way (or, at least, what my mum would try) first - and more often that not it works.

      Couple this, with BSD underneath and its no suprise why so many people love it.

      Just my 2p worth.

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    31. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then how come OSX is so freakin' easy for everyone to use

      Is it? I mean the most recent numbers have Macs at between 3 and 12% of the total user base.

      Maybe you should have said "Then how come OSX is so freakin' easy for 10% of computer owners to use?"

      Please, when making your Apple FanBoi statements, at least have them somewhat grounded in reality.

      Seems to me your statement really says that 90% of users find some other UI easier than Apple.

    32. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by Robertatwork · · Score: 1
      "Linux and OS X are aimed at entirely different sets of people. OS X is aimed at style-conscious people who don't want to have to know or care about the computer, just about the tasks they want to perform with it"

      It isn't jus style concious people. I am one of those wierd individuals that cuts the logos' off my clothing. However, I want a computer that works when I need it to. Linux was fun during the years (about two) that I mostly played with the computer with no real task goal.

      Once I reached a point that I needed to get work done, Linux was no longer an option. When I needed to print something, I needed to print it; not futz around with printer config files.

      So yes, OSX is a good OS for people that need to get work done, and that is not a derisive statement. It is not an issue of style. If your work is futzing with the computer then Linux is probably great for you. For any other work, at least when I was using it, Linux just did not cut it.

      And yes I understand the difference between the OS, the UI and the programs. However, to get work done, they all have to work together.

    33. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by nmg196 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Or you right click on the drive and choose "eject". Which also doesn't work on a mac because there's no right click.

    34. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by nine-times · · Score: 1
      Maybe you're being funny, but OSX won't even let you make a folder that begins with a period through the GUI. You need to go through terminal, unless someone knows some tricky way of doing it.

      Of course, the reason being specifically that they don't want users accidently hiding their own files.

    35. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by kleinux · · Score: 1

      This is a bit redundant of a response, but the point to his/her post was the ?Mac doesn't have an eject button. So no, that isn't the valid response. On the older Mac = 9 you would drag the CD icon into the trash. Not really sure if it is the same for OS X or not.

    36. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by biendamon · · Score: 1
      OSX is polished and has a singular top-down vision from Jobs and his unholy cult.
      I have to admit, that made me laugh. I've never met a nicer, friendlier, and more easy-going "unholy cult" than a group of your typical Mac users.
      There's no scattershot design by committee of blind idiots which is but ONE of the things hobbling Linux.
      Oh, you mean the fact that it's open source is hobbling Linux? Interesting, interesting... So you're bashing on Linux because it's...well...Linux. Might as well bash on BSD for being BSD, too. They are what they are. Do you by any chance think a zebra is hobbled by being a zebra, and not a bison?
      The biggest obstacle to Linux is that it is ruled, dominated, infested and infected with a "difficult is beautiful and better than easy or correct" mindset. There is active resistance to any sort of architectural framework promulgation beyond the kernel and even that is challenged by people second-guessing Linus. Never mind that easy to use GUI design is eschewed by Linux writers who seem to be inherently unable to grasp that what is easy for a techie geek is NOT the thing that the common end-users need or want.
      Have you even considered the notion that GUI is more a matter of taste than anything else? I use KDE just about exclusively. When I have to use Windows, I find it clunky and inelegant. When I have to use OSX, I find that it hides too much from me. These days, the major GUIs aren't that different in power, only in feel. I find KDE remarkably intuitive and easy to use, and only go to the command line when I want to program in VI or something like that.
      The arrogany egocentric attitude of introvert geeks still rules: it should work the way I say and not the way those n00b lusers say. Microsoft doesn't work that way and look where they are today. Look where Linux is by comparison. EASE, not FREE or OPEN should be the buzzword of Linux.
      Look where Linux is today? You mean, Microsoft's top competitor in the marketplace? A fast-advancing computing powerhouse that's steadily eating Microsoft's lunch?
    37. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, of course. We know exactly what you think you're saying when you use childish arguments like "Windoze".

      I just wish you knew exactly how ridiculous and irrational it makes you appear to the rest of us.

      Nobody is out there reading your creative misspelling of Windows and thinking "wow, that guy really has disdain for the product, I wonder what his rationale for that is..."

      They're reading "Windoze" and thinking "Oh christ, I just wasted 15 seconds of my life reading a fucking rant from some irrational guy who has his head up his ass."

      Using "Windoze" is a convenient shorthand way of letting us all know that you're talking dogma, not rational observations and that you can be safely ignored.

    38. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by radish · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I press the button on the front of the drive. Which doesn't exist on my GF's iBook (and I assume doesn't exist on an iMac), which means I have to futz around trying to figure out what to do. I admit it didn't take me 15 mins, but it did take 30 seconds of random clicking and cursing.

      Sign me up to the "don't like OSX" list. I've got nothing against it, it's just not for me thanks.

      --

      ---- Den ene knappen er powerknapp, den andre er Bender voice knapp "Bite My Shiny Metal Ass"

    39. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by delire · · Score: 1
      You can't because an iMac doesn't have an eject button on the drive.
      Worse, I once lifted the CD door flap on a G3 tower and could clearly see the eject button on the Toshiba drive underneath. Apparently the eMac's are the same. It was right next to the similarly innaccessible volume dial.

      I had the distinct feeling I wasn't supposed to see that. There I go again, thinking different sigh.
    40. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by Mark+Kroehler · · Score: 1

      Because OS X is a shell, like Gnome or KDE, not an operating system, like the BSD UNIX that it runs on. Apple, years ago, prided themselves (and rightly so) for creating an environment (read shell) for the Mac OS that was very user friendly. Nearly all of the functionality was displayed to the user, without revealing any of the inner workings of the underlying OS. The only real difference between the MacOS of old and the new OS X, is that Apple got smart and let someone develop the engine. Now, all they worry about is how pretty the paint job is and how the chrome shines. If you want to compare OS X to anything, compare it to KDE or Gnome or another shell. And pay no attention to the man behind the curtain...

    41. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to try to validate anyone one way or another, but the parent's post was saying the iMac does have an eject button. It's just on the keyboard instead of on the drive.

    42. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by caldaan · · Score: 1

      Trashing the cd still works. Pressing the eject icon in finder works. the eject key on the keyboard works.

      Ejecting a CD shoudln't be that hard to figure out. But I understand as my initial problem with my wife's G5 was getting a CD into the drive the first time :) As you have to use the eject buton on the keyboard to do that.

    43. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by el_womble · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I whole heartedly agree, apart from on the laptops, where it is kinda right next to the drive itself.

      My girlfriend bought a Mac yesterday and to be honest the ejecting system completely stumped her.

      GF: How do I eject the CD?!?!? There is no button?!?!?!
      Me: Press the eject button on the keyboard?!?!?!
      GF: Huh? Thats stupid...

      a few minutes later

      GF: Why does it complain everytime I unplug my iPod?
      Me: You have to eject it first.
      GF: Why?
      Me (thinks): Shall I explain write behind caching or just tell her id...
      Me: You have to do it in windows too... on a Mac you can drag it to the trash, or right click it and select eject, or highlight it and press Apple-e etc...
      GF: Why can't I just press the button on the keyboard?
      Me (thinks): Thats a good question that doesn't really have a none technical answer...
      Me: ...because Steve Jobs says so!

      The way I see it, Apple sat a lot of very clever people down to figure out the most intuitive way of doing something completely unintuitive - unmounting media. None of them had a really good idea, so uncharactoristically for Apple they did all of them and gave you choice. People like choice about as much as they like taxes. They except them as a symbol of freedom whilst secretly hating them for the effort they force them to excert.

      Unless you understand the caching mechanisms and the benefits they produce, its impossible to understand why you need them at all. I blame the floppy disk and DOS. Floppy disks were slow, but if you clicked on save, the minute you heard the clicking and whirring stop you knew the data was 'safe' and you knew where it was. People expect that from USB keys, CD-RW and firewire disks, and its very hard to explain why the new technology is harder to use, even if it is faster, stores more and improves system stability to someone who isn't technical.

      --
      Scared of flying, pointy things snce 1979!
    44. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you even considered the notion that GUI is more a matter of taste than anything else?

      The typical Microsoft apologist's point of view:

      "If you prefer Linux's GUIs over Windows there must be something wrong with you. Typical users are not like you."

    45. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 5, Interesting
      Never mind that easy to use GUI design is eschewed by Linux writers who seem to be inherently unable to grasp that what is easy for a techie geek is NOT the thing that the common end-users need or want.

      So what, exactly, is "easy to use" about Windows or other Microsoft products? Before you answer that question, tell me how many "n00b users" you know that use features in Microsoft products like mail filters in Outlook or change tracking in Word or can install programs in Windows by themselves.

      Many can't. Maybe even most.

      The perception that Windows is easy is ludicrious. I have no idea where it comes from -- anyone else know?

    46. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by Asic+Eng · · Score: 1
      How do you do it in Windows? Okay, now try the same thing on the Mac.

      Dragging the CD icon to the trashcan? I don't think I do that on the PC, actually. :-)

    47. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by zootm · · Score: 1

      Have you even considered the notion that GUI is more a matter of taste than anything else?

      If only that were as simple as that. Yes, for us techies, it's just a matter of opinion. I agree fully. For the inexperience end user, however, a huge list of options for frontends and so on just lead to the system being inconsistent. Programs designed to run on GNOME don't behave or look like programs designed to run on KDE, and vice versa, and so on for other environments, even though they "work fine" under the other environment. That means that either you need to have a specific version of each app for each environment, or have a splintered, inconsistent, difficult-to-learn, and ugly mess.

      As good a thing as choice is, it needs to be balanced with usability if "Desktop Linux" is ever to be a real competitor. Choice works great with experienced users, those who need or want to customise things. People who want to simply use a system are likely to be confused and put off, anquite rightfully so.

    48. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. You don't drag the CD to the trash can in windows, so why did you suggest it? Why didn't you suggest starting the web browser? That too does not eject the CD.

    49. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I recently purchased a mac and I did not find it easy to use. While it is certainly easy to click on the preset items on the desktop, I found the OS as a whole unorganized.

      Getting a lot of things to work can be just as difficult, if not more so than Windows/Linux.

      Even the command line seems more difficult to use because it lacks many of the tools I like to use that come standard on many Linux/BSD systems.

    50. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by delire · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That is why OS X is "so freakin' easy" for people to use, because it's been designed to be from the start.
      Easy compared to what? In my experience teaching across both KDE/Linux and OSX I see University students taking around a day to become very comfortable with KDE yet after a week teaching students new to OSX I am still getting fundamental useability questions, especially surrounding mouse/selection useage and the 'Finder'.

      Currently I try and avoid teaching on OSX machines; student adaptation simply takes far too much class time. Once they do adapt however, they generally enjoy themselves, though there are always many that simply don't seem to grokk OSX at all.

      Admittedly most of these users come from Windows.. which is ... where most computer users are already.

      KDE appears to understand this very well.

      More and more I'm of the opinion that OSX isn't an ephiphany or beacon of Useasbility, in the general sense, so much as a relatively successful marketing campaign telling us it is.

      As one student asked, "I've lost my program, is this what the Finder is for"?
    51. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Look where Linux is by comparison.

      Right here on my desktop. None of the values you listed are interesting at all to me. I'm quite capable of hand-configuring my system to get a degree of control that no GUI could hope to achieve.

      Understand, though, that I'm not saying that to be a 1337 h4xx0r. My point is that Linux is cryptic because of its flexibility, not as a design goal. That's a perfectly acceptable tradeoff for some of us and it's traditionally been a positive-feedback loop; the people drawn to such a system are the ones extending it in the same manner.

      EASE, not FREE or OPEN should be the buzzword of Linux.

      Again, those are your values and not mine. I value Free and Open much more than Ease - I consider the latter impossible without both of the former. The great part is, though, that people who like Easy are Free to take it in that direction, and others are Open to incorporate their work if it looks good.

      --
      Dewey, what part of this looks like authorities should be involved?
    52. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by PeteDotNu · · Score: 1

      "difficult is beautiful and better than easy or correct"

      Well... no. You've aimed a bit high there. If you'd said "correct is better than easy" then I'd agree with you.

      And why should Linux change its ethos? That's the whole point of choice - if you want correctness, freedom, openness, then you go with GNU/Linux. If you want familiarity, hardware support, then you go with Windows. If you want ease of use and stylishness, then you go with OS X.

      And I think it's fantastic that we can do this.

      --
      My other processor is big-endian.
    53. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The idea that windows is easy comes from it being the first thing that people learn... it is not particularly easy (compared to mac or linux), just different.

      I think the previous posts have nailed the point, and that is the fact that it is different (and you only have to look at any other part of life to see how we relate different to wrong or not good).

      (Yes i am a linux user).

    54. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, it does.

    55. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by joelsanda · · Score: 1

      Then how come OSX is so freakin' easy for everyone to use? It only takes a few minutes.



      Because Apple pays very close attention to user design. Linux may have more designers 'backing it' but how many of them have been using Linux for years and years and already know it?



      I've used three distributions of Linux and none stacked up to the MacOS X. Certainly not OS X - but it was towards the end of OS 9 days I moved to Windows then I quickly tried Linux because I couldn't stand Windows.



      Does Linux even have an active group working on U.I. design? The funny thing about MacOS X is, even with new software, I know where to look for something and I'd say 85%-90% of the time it's in the first place I look. Even for new software I've not used before.

      --
      The Luddites were ahead of their time.
    56. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by Foolhardy · · Score: 1

      Eject key on the keybaord? What if I have more than one CD/DVD drive? Which one does it eject? All of them? Does it pop up an ugly dialog box about selecting which one?
      Does button this eject other types of removable media, such as ZIP disks?

      I don't understand how having the eject key on the keyboard is better design than supplying each device with its own button, on location. You're going to have to move your hand over there to pick up/drop off a CD anyways...

      This is like having the eject button for your VCR/DVD player on the remote but not on the front of the device.

    57. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by Digi-John · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I have to admit, that made me laugh. I've never met a nicer, friendlier, and more easy-going "unholy cult" than a group of your typical Mac users.

      Really? I find many Mac users to be self-righteous fools who cannot accept that any other system can do whatever they do on Macs. For instance, I know a guy who swears up and down that he "needs" a Mac because he is going to study music in college, and might need to record something. Although I kept explaining to him that both Linux and Windows have audio hardware and apps, and that much professional recording is done on various Unix machines (SGI, anybody?), he never listened.

      Also, a reflection on the intelligence of Macheads: These people pay $100 for an mp3 player with NO DISPLAY and doesn't allow you to choose which song you want. Never mind that you can get something that will tell you what you're listening to and lets you choose the next song for about the same price--Jobs told them to buy it, so it must be the best out there.

      --
      Klingon programs don't timeshare, they battle for supremacy.
    58. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by adroovius · · Score: 1

      I've been reading /. for years and still have not switched to linux. Why? Because it does not work on my hardware and I do not know the precise technical reasons why it does not work. I don't have the time to beg the community to fix it, nor am I a kernel hacker (I am a hacker in another field of endeavor). There is more than one piece of hardware that seems to not work BTW. I DO KNOW that the linux community is incapable of putting together an OS that the hardware vendors can write a driver disk for. In the Windows world, the hardware vendor can write a closed source driver and put it on their website or on a CD that comes with the hardware and the Windows computer can use it to make the hardware work. With Linux, if the install program does not seem to support your hardware, you gotta get involved with heavy wizardry. (If I remember correctly, the Driver on Demand project did not have the support it needs!) The Linux community refuses to build a kernel with a stable ABI. The community also seems to have a problem with closed source drivers. I don't understand why. I'll try installing a newer Linux version the next time my Windows machine gets 0wnzd or rots into oblivion (which unfortunately happens once in a while) - maybe next time, X Windows won't crash mysteriously and maybe I can find a driver for my scanner.

    59. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know why Windows is perceived as being easy...every time someone has a problem with it, off they trot to one of the many millions of unpaid Microsoft support staff (ie, their sister/aunt/cousin/friend/cow orker; us, in other words) to get it fixed. It's easy when the problems you have are fixed for you!

      I don't admin Windows boxes anymore outside work.

    60. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by Alan · · Score: 1

      Well, if you have a mouse with a right button there is.

      The "ha ha macs have only one mouse button" joke is old and busted btw :)

    61. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by hackronym0 · · Score: 1
      "The only intuitive interface is the nipple. Everything else is learned".

      And its the only interface I ever use in my designs....

      --
      This is completely false. This is not a sig.
    62. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by severoon · · Score: 1

      My friend asked me one time what's so great about PCs compared to Macs. He said, "What can you do with your PC that I can't do with my Mac running OS X?" "Right-click."

      --
      but have you considered the following argument: shut up.
    63. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "If you prefer Linux's GUIs over Windows there must be something wrong with you. Typical users are not like you." You've got to be kidding!

    64. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      And whoever said it has obviously never had a newborn. They learn the nipple--like everything else--and it's damn frustrating for an exhausted parent.

    65. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by BackInIraq · · Score: 1

      Easy compared to what? In my experience teaching across both KDE/Linux and OSX I see University students taking around a day to become very comfortable with KDE yet after a week teaching students new to OSX I am still getting fundamental useability questions, especially surrounding mouse/selection useage and the 'Finder'.

      KDE isn't especially hard to use, especially if you're in a setting where it's already all set up and ready to go (as in a school computer lab). I think if you're wanting a user to install/administer (as they would be doing on a personal machine) it's a whole different animal.

      And I think you're correct as to why: KDE seems to be set up to mimic Windows as much as possible throughout the interface, to make the transition as easy as possible for people who aren't terribly comfortable to begin with.

      Personally, I think most of the interface of OSX makes more sense than Windows/KDE (doesn't it seem awkward to group those?) I think for anybody who is truly comfortable with a computer, which to me means somebody who generally has the ability to figure out how to do something on their own if they need to, OSX is a much more intuitive interface. Most people don't know how to use computers, they know how to use Windows.

      Also, in the OSX lab you were teaching in, did you have one-button mice or two? I've found that that is by far the hardest part of the transition, so if we're talking about a classroom environment it might be best to make sure it's being made as easy as possible...I'd recommend the two-button mice.

    66. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The only intuitive interface is the nipple. Everything else is learned".

      I forgot who said that, but it was some UI designer a few people have heard of.


      Actually no, it wasn't. It was said in a Usenet thread and a couple of years later he "recanted":

      Basically, the only "intuitive" interface is the nipple. After that,
      it's all learned.
                Bruce Ediger (bediger@teal.csn.org), 1995-04-20
                      in comp.sys.next.advocacy, comp.os.linux.misc,
                              comp.os.linux.advocacy, comp.sys.mac.advocacy

      There is no intuitive interface, not even the nipple. It's all learned.
              Bruce Ediger (eballen1@qwest.net), 2001-08-12
                      in comp.editors

    67. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by kibbylow · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Take a user that has not used a computer before and I suspect that OSX would be the easiest to learn. Take a windows user, give him a Mac and he'll really be confused. "How do I right click?", "What does this flower button do?", "Where's the ca-tar-el button?"

    68. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by Shotgun · · Score: 2, Informative

      Whoever it was has never had children. Some babies require quite a bit of coxing (sp?) before they understand what going on with that thing being shoved in their faces.

      Just a counterpoint.

      --
      Aah, change is good. -- Rafiki
      Yeah, but it ain't easy. -- Simba
    69. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by BackInIraq · · Score: 1

      Not difficult - just ridiculously unintuitive. Kind of like putting your front door lock on one of the side windows would be. What's wrong with the eject button being next to the thing it ejects, like on all other things in the entire world like DVD players, videos, toasters, ejector seats etc etc etc.

      I would say it's only unintuitive because it's different. It's only unintuitive if you are thinking of the DVD drive as a seperate piece of equipment, rather than a part of the computer. If you think of it as a part of the computer, then it would make sense you would use either the keyboard (eject button), mouse (drag to trash can), or some combination (click on icon, hit Command-E) to eject it, since 99.9% of your interaction with the computer is done through the keyboard/mouse.

      Personally, the only reason it tends to piss ME off is because I've run into a situation where I couldn't eject the darn disc. I forget how it happened, but I believe a program crashed while it was in the middle of ejecting it...so for some reason the OS though the disc was ejected already, but there it was still in the drive. And I didn't even have a little "emergency eject hole" as so many other disc drives tend to. While I'm sure there MAY have been a better way to fix this problem, I ended up having to reboot the damn machine (when it booted back up, it re-scanned the drive, and recognized the disc in there...i was then able to eject). Hell, it's not even that hard to figure out...have the OS scan the drive if you press the eject button, instead of assuming it knows. Either way, that's why I like old-fashioned eject buttons right on the drive...because they are (generally) a direct link to the hardware. This can be a bad thing (if, for instance, you are in the middle of a game or copying off the drive at the time), but it also avoids stupid stuff like this. But I don't think they're necessarily more untuitive than the alternative.

    70. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      And whoever wrote that obviously doesn't have children.
      Breastfeeding is associated with troubles for almost 40% of all women, for about 10% of those it's so severe that they get depressions. The others just suffer from blisters or other painful things.
      Unfortunatly the only reference I can give is a non-english one so I don't bother posting it here.

      .haeger

    71. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by Kafka_Canada · · Score: 3, Insightful

      How exactly is that a "problem of Linux"?

      Am I (or is any Linux developer) supposed to give a crap whether you have a hard time with an OS they've built for their own use and pleasure? And no, I don't care if "attitudes like that are why Linux will never take over the desktop" -- I have no interest in what OS you or other people choose to run on your computers.

      Please do enlighten us, though, as to what the "problems of Linux" are. I'm sure we'll find it amusing.

      --
      Fuck it
    72. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by Rei · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Familiarity is by far the largest factor in ease of use

      Thankfully, WMs like KDE are softening the blow for windows users. I just set up a long-time windows using grandmother with a dual boot XP/Fedora box. She seems to find KDE just as easy to use as XP (and thinks that it's prettier, especially the screensavers that come with it)y . She's never going to reconfigure anything in *either* operating system. However, if she wants new software in Linux, all she has to do is open up the nice synaptic icon on her desktop (which I've labelled "Add/Remove Programs") and click on what she wants. I doubt she could manage a new installation of most products in Windows, and she'd probably have to pay for them to boot.

      I still need to get her off AOL, though, before she can take advantage of that. Penggy doesn't work for any of her local access numbers :P

      In Windows, she has almost nothing, because she doesn't have the money to pay for it and because of the time it would take to download and install everything (I took the time to install Mozilla, OpenOffice, Grisoft antivirus, AOL, and Gimp, as well as to set her up an email account on my mail server accessed through outlook). In Linux, she has tons of things. As an example, she has about thirty to fourty games of the types that she likes, because all it took for me to install them for her was searching for "games" in synaptic and clicking to add that many times.

      I had more trouble with the Linux setup than the Windows setup, but that's because I gave Linux the scraps (much smaller root partition) and had to make it work with Windows (Windows is ignorant of Linux's existence). Thus, my time was spent on things like NTFS configuration (it took captive NTFS), grub configuration, et al, plus my successful but long configuration of intel winmodem drivers and failed attempt at AOL connectivity)

      --
      Rock Us, Dukakis.
    73. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by lpcustom · · Score: 1

      It's Windoze because it bores us

      --
      Beer! It's what's for breakfast!
    74. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by kleinux · · Score: 1

      Ha, it has been so long since I sat at a Mac I forgot about that button.

    75. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by RingDev · · Score: 1

      Can I quote you on that? "scattershot design by committee of blind idiots" that is awesome!

      -Rick

      --
      "Most people in the U.S. wouldn't know they live in a tyrannical state if it walked up and grabbed their junk." - MyFirs
    76. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by Ced_Ex · · Score: 4, Funny

      If you need someone to demonstrate to your newborn the nipple interface, you can always call on me. I've got your back!

      --
      Live forever, or die trying.
    77. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have to admit, that made me laugh. I've never met a nicer, friendlier, and more easy-going "unholy cult" than a group of your typical Mac users

      So how do you explain how this guy got 1300 angry emails from mac users because he put an PC mobo in a G5 case? Thats sick.

    78. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by kayak334 · · Score: 1

      Why is popular music popular? Because they play it over and over and over. (People often confuse cause and effect in this one: it's usually popular because of the repetition, not the other way around.)

      I find that interesting. That almost seems impossible by definition, but I think I know what you're getting at. I just wonder if you're right, or if it's just one of those things that we like to THINK is true, but actually is just a sad fact of reality.

    79. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by dfj225 · · Score: 1

      While I agree that what you said is true, I don't think its the way things should be. Why shouldn't linux and the applications that run on it be designed with other users or normal users in mind? I think designing something with the intention that it should only satisfy myself is narrow minded. If you are designing an GUI and not taking other users into account that seems foolish, since the only purpose of the GUI is to provide a window into the application for people who don't know it too well. If you think about this code wise, would you really think highly of code that has an interface so poorly designed that it inhibits the use of the code, even though its functionality might be what you need? Sure you would probably still use it, but it would probably be a pain to get it working. Why should we accept anything less with GUIs?

      Linux wasn't written with the "normal" user in mind...but maybe it should have been.

      --
      SIGFAULT
    80. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by MacGod · · Score: 1
      What you simply don't get is that with Linux most people write the software to use it themselves. Those people advocating Linux for Joe Sixpack are not the people writing the software. Those just write the software exactly the way they like it and that is good. If any change is necessary than it is the advocates who have to stop pretending Linux was written with the "normal" user in mind.

      Fine, but if we are to accept that, then we need to see the end of articles like this one mocking people for not installing Linux when Linux is so easy to install and use.

      An article like this one (and many others here on Slashdot) gives the impression (accurate or not) that Linux should be (or already is) easy to use, and that everyone (not just the hardcore geeks) should be using it, and people who aren't are just Microsoft shills or simply don't realise how wonderful and easy Linux is. That position is fine, but then you have to expect critique from people who say it's not easy based on what the "average" user expects.

      --
      "Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one " -Albert Einstein
    81. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by nicky_d · · Score: 1

      GF: Why can't I just press the button on the keyboard? Me (thinks): Thats a good question that doesn't really have a none technical answer... Me: ...because Steve Jobs says so!

      I've often wondered why OSX doesn't allow you to use the eject button like that. It seems to me to be one advantage of not having the eject button located on the actual drive...

      So if there's only one ejectable device located - CD, DVD, iPod, USB drive - it gets ejected, with visual feedback. If there's more than one device connected, some kind of option system is needed - maybe a variation of the semi-tranparent eject icon that already appears, with a key-driven menu there instead. And for convenience, a double-tap can always eject the CD drive.

      Since OSX (rightly) insists on devices being properly ejected, using the eject button seems like a natural step...

    82. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      Instead, there's an eject button in the more logical place for it--the keyboard.

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    83. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So do YOU want to spend your own time without gettign paid on something which you don't really enjoy and which is annoying to create something you neither want nor will ever use? Why would volunteers want to create a GUI for the average Joe, they're NOT the average Joe and aren't paid by him to do make an interface for him.

    84. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      IBecause it's nicer to have everything in one spot so you're not reaching over all the time. Seriously, I could just as easily ask you, what's wrong with having the eject button on the keyboard where all the other buttons on the keyboard are? You know, it being the primary input device of the computer along with the mouse? Brightness, volume, and other controls are already there. You want to throw all buttons all over the place instead of having it in one integrated location.

      I don't see what's "ridiculously unintuitive" about it at all--in fact, it's much more intuitive. You're just reacting in a "OMG, it's DIFFERENT!" way and not just thinking about it and saying, "Well, it is nice that it's right there on the keyboard with everything else."

      Anyone remember when you used to power on a Mac via the keyboard, too? USB ruined that, though (no power can go over the bus when the computer is off).

      Do you get up and walk to your standalone DVD player to press the eject button? Or do you use the button on your remote control?

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    85. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by lgw · · Score: 1

      Network effect.

      If your OS is not appealing to many others, then not many others will write software that you can use, develop content for software that does run on your OS, etc. It is your problem if others don't chose to run your OS, unless you're content with nothing but what you write yourself.

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    86. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by Thuktun · · Score: 1

      GF: Why does it complain everytime I unplug my iPod?
      Me: You have to eject it first.
      GF: Why?
      Me (thinks): Shall I explain write behind caching or just tell her id...


      Can't USB/firewire/whatever have a pressure or motion sensor that triggers when you touch the plug? Then you could immediately dump write cache to the device, sound a buzzer, or something.

      Or lock the plug in place. Detect when someone tries to pull it out, "eject" the device automatically, and release the hardware lock.

      This is one area where making it more intuitive would make all our lives a little easier.

    87. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by lgw · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There is a large group of people who use Linux precisely because it is hard. They see themselves as superior to "Joe Sixpack" and need to prove to themselves and others that they can do things on a computer that "Joe Sixpack" can't. Of course, improving the usability of Linux is an affront to the self-esteem of this crowd, and will be resisted on that basis. It's quite sad, really.

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    88. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by Kehvarl · · Score: 1

      You know, that's a good idea: make the eject button eject the currently selected removeable media

      Or make the eject button eject the cd if no removeable media is selected (with additional fall-throughs to eject the ipod if no cd is inserted, or the floppy if no cd is inserted and no ipod is connected).

      At that point though, it's usually easier just to go to the hard drive and click the eject button next to the media to eject.

    89. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by KillerDeathRobot · · Score: 1

      Not difficult - just ridiculously unintuitive. Kind of like putting your front door lock on one of the side windows would be.

      No, it's much more analagous to having the front door lock on a remote in your hand that you can push as you walk up to the door.

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    90. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I presume it was suggested because it ejects the CD on the MAC. And yes, that's a somewhat insane desktop metaphor, but it's the one used by Apple.

    91. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by lgw · · Score: 1

      The joke may be old, but so is the problem. The typical Mac still has but one button, and I still can't use it. I'm lost without contextual menus.

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    92. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by moonbender · · Score: 1

      It's coaxing, btw. Coxing just sounds... wrong.

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    93. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by bkazez · · Score: 1

      I'd rather have this "problem" than "Please insert a disk into D: [Retry] [Cancel]".

    94. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by T-Ranger · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why would you ever want to eject you keyboard?

    95. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Can't USB/firewire/whatever have a pressure or motion sensor that triggers when you touch the plug? Then you could immediately dump write cache to the device, sound a buzzer, or something.

      Possibly back when IEEE-1394 was being designed, but not now. Anyway, your clever ideas interfere with making the plug robust and durable. Also, locking the plug works great once the software crashes, not to mention being totally unlike any other plugs normally found on a computer.

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    96. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by Fordiman · · Score: 1

      Linux is written for developers. Period.

      X is not linux. It's a Window Server.

      GNOME and KDE are not linux. They're Window Managers.

      Easy to use GUI design is not eschewed by Linux writers, they simply never have been within the scope of the project.

      Linux is a kernel. It's a connection layer to provide an easy-to-use framework for developers to write software for a large number of programs with little to no source code modification.

      GNU/Linux is a little more. Now you've got a command line and several utilities - an interface - which linux doesn't have at all when alone.

      RedHat, Debian, etc, these are full on graphical operating systems, which integrate a linux kernel, gnu utilities, x, a window manager, and lots and lots of peripheral software.

      That all defined, I can slide back to your comments. Ease of Use is a concept defined by how seamlessly a system is integrated. Given that a user understands what a mouse is and how it works, an "easy to use" interface should feel natural to someone who does not need to unlearn how they interact with computers (granny).

      OSS developers focusing on a linux platform have not failed in this; for integration to work well, the work MUST be split up. GUI developers writing front-ends and frameworks, while CLI developers make utilities and tools. In this manner, you can have people working independantly to add functionality.

      From experience, I know CLIs are easier to debug. Nothing gets one more frustrated that having to debug the cause of a seg fault for four hours in your business code only to find out that it was a memory vacuum in your interface code.

      Similarly, a GUI which only needs to call a CLI application is easier to debug than a full-blown integrated GUI; echo the command rather than running the app, and start debugging.

      This kind of separation of layers was the first thing I learned in C++, and it applies well.

      Meanwhile, this kind of separation leaves Linux to do things you simply _can't_ do in Windows or OS X.

      A good example is Knoppix. The fundamentals of Knoppix are that it's a "live" operating system with all the bells and whistles on a CD or DVD. This is made possible due to several linux-only ideas.

      One is the mounting of a block compressed virtual disc image. Yes, I reallize that Macs have the dmg, but it works differently; dmg's are well and good, but can't be mounted at boot time. They are also not literal disc images that have been block-compressed; you couldn't, for example, block decompress them directly onto a partition (so that you could access that partition without decompressing, and have it behave exactly as the image would).

      Another is Hotplug (Boot-time autoconfiguration). Windows has something similar, but it's far slower and usually a pain in the ass when there's new hardware. Meanwhile, it's not even necessary for Macs (PCMCIA, Firewire and USB are handled by a separate type of daemon).

      Third is UnionFS. How can you have a working operating system on a read-only media? Simple remap everything onto a unified system with RAM or other writable media backing writes. The CD has the permanent system stuff while the rest is stored on whatever you prefer. Latest version even takes a moment to check the hotplug logs for a USB thumb drive with previously stored data on it. You basically end up with a desktop environment you can carry around with you.

      Now. Here's the funny thing. I use windows, generally. At my job I am ill-permitted to use anything else, and at my home, I find that it is often simpler to use windows for most tasks. I also have a Blueberry G3 that I picked up from eBay as a "I wanna see if I can teach myself to repair OSX" toy (successful experiments so far). I don't have a linux box. Mostly 'cos I can make a linux box out of any of the intel PCs if needs be.

      Essentially, my love for linux lay not in its ease of use - a place that it's been approaching at better and better speeds since my first enc

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    97. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by gokartwhiplash · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Maybe everyone needs to a little less concerned about what everyone else is doing. I have used Mac, Windows and Linux and I still don't care what the hell anyone else uses. Is anyone else tired of these same arguments over and over? You either have a computer or you don't. Get a life.

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    98. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by melquiades · · Score: 1

      I used KDE full time at my last contracting job. The machine only booted into Windows once -- the first time I turned it on. KDE is sort of like a Windows 98 that never crashes: ugly, sort of crappy, many things are harder than they ought to be, but it most definitely gets the job done and your grandma could learn to use it.

      I did spent all day at work longing for my home Mac, though. Familiarity again? Worth noting, though, that as somebody who works full time with either Windows or Linux, has a Mac at home, and is thus pretty familiar with all three options, I far prefer OS X to the other two.

    99. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by anagama · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It turns out that all my problems stemmed from the fact that I have got into the habbit of doing things in a convoluted fashion (be it due to horrible GUI design, conf files or whatever).

      So true. Now, there are some things about OSX I have a legitimate beef with, but there are also some things that were all about me applying the wrong knowledge. For example, when I got mine, the first thing I wanted to do was get rid of some icons on the doc. I did a right-click, no clues. I did a left-click hold, no clues. Middle-click -- nada. I started googling ...

      I was getting ticked off - this was supposed to be an easy system. Anyway, after a couple hours I had identified the text file that defines the dock -- getting rid of icons was easy: just delete sections. Adding them in was a bit harder because of some apparently necessary gibberish looking section. I couldn't understand why Apple made it so darn hard to modify the dock .... At one point during my search, my mouse slipped and I accidentally dragged one of the icons off the dock - it went POOF. Well, I felt like an idiot!
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    100. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it'd be kind of intuitive to me if holding down the eject key brought up a list of all the things that can be ejected.

      Then again, having to control-click and eject the iPod doesn't really bother me, so maybe I'm not normal.

    101. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by cebailey · · Score: 1

      I feel the same way. I just picked up an old iMac 500 MHz (with 640 MB of RAM though) and it has become my primary "everyday use" machine. When I was playing with it, I was trying to do things the "windows way," and then when I figured out the Mac way I often thought, "why didn't Windows do it that way?"

    102. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by MattHaffner · · Score: 1

      Is your control key broken?

    103. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by Buskaatt · · Score: 1

      I think you're describing Linux from its birth to about 1999. Then the community started being shamed into making interfaces "easier."

      Now, to expand on what you said, the problem is that most Linux developers don't appear to have any interface design experience and thus rely on what *they* think easy is.

      However, window managers like KDE and GNOME are beginning a trickle-down effect. Any major Linux window manager is pretty easy to use, once you get it installed and configured. But using myself as an example, I'm writing this from a 19" monitor with a Radeon with 128MB VRAM ... at 1024 by 768 because I can't get into the BIOS to configure the proper kernel arguments because my USB keyboard isn't supported even though an identical one ...

      well you get the idea. It's a top-down UI evolution going on with Linux right now, but it has a long way to go from an intuitive windowing environment to the rest of the core.

      Apple, of course, beat Linux to the punch in taming Unix. But, gosh-darnit, it's just so girly -- the arrogently egocentric vision of a balding vegetarian in a turtleneck and $200 jeans.

    104. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      Hold down the Control key while clicking the mouse button. Been around for about a decade in the Mac OS.

      It's been around as a 'modern' feature for a while now. But because it's hidden, any GUI can't rely on it and put actions only in the contextual menu, or try and load about 20 options in there. Both of those lines of thinking are just user unfriendly.

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    105. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by Krimszon · · Score: 1

      Me being a lucky guy, I got to spend two full days (and probably another two or three) figuring out OS X at work. I have a good understanding of Windows, and the OS X has always freaked me out. But you know what? I've given it a couple of hours, reading articles online to solve small problems (how to display the desktop) and large problems (how to change the default workgroup when using samba) and I've learned quite a lot.

      I now know how finder works (which is really new for me, but not quite bad), I've discovered NetInfo manager, where's the terminal, how to add users, make a user admin, boot verbose, directory access (I was surprised about the active directory options and all), what's a disk image, how to delete apps (although I don't trust that it can be so easy as to delete a folder), and lot's more.

      There were some scares along the way, like seeing complete folders go up in some kind of magical *poof* of smoke, and other weird things. But I'm confident that another few days of fiddling around, and I'll feel right at home, a big hurdle being the BSD file system which I'm not familiar with. But hey, I'm throwing out ls -al and ps -acx like it's nothing, so I'll be ok.

      And you know what I did when I sat down behind XP, I installed the resources from the CD and went to the command prompt. Isn't that weird?

      There's really no point to my story, but since I've written this far, I'll just press submit anyway...

      PS What's that key on the right side of keyboard above the numpad with an arrow pointing up and left?

    106. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by Kafka_Canada · · Score: 1

      I'm more than satisfied with the current level of interest in Linux, and I expect it to continue growing at a torrid pace regardless of what dipshits who complain that "Linux is hard" say on slashdot.

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    107. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by Vaughn+Anderson · · Score: 1
      Then how come OSX is so freakin' easy for everyone to use? It only takes a few minutes.

      I've used Macs & windows for years (until Mac OSx). One of my largest clients has only had macs in their offices for the last 15 years. _Yet_ when I meet with them and they bring their laptops they are often confused by the windows, file management and navigation.

      I've never seen a more messed up and confusing GUI in my life. Stuff flying all over the screen, stuff disappearing and you have no idea why or what you did to cause it or how to find it again, colors for buttons. (color blindness?) Colored buttons are completely absurd... Yes I know if you roll over them they "reveal" their functions, but that's just another point against their GUI's ease of use.

      The MacOS X GUI appears to be really just an elite form of visual GUI, not an _easier_ GUI. Easier means _less_ work to use, faster to learn/adapt to, easier to understand what it's doing, etc...

      If you have to understand your system enough to "turn off" all the funky confusing stuff, then perhaps the GUI is not designed for _ease of use_ but for GUI power users...

    108. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by Kesh · · Score: 1

      I hadn't messed with it in a long time. Looks like the new OS (Tiger) does that, but I believe back in 10.1 and 10.2 you were allowed to do exactly that. Toss a dot in front of the file/foldername and it promptly disappeared.

      Now, when saving a file, you get warned if you put a dot in front of the filename but you're still allowed to. You're not allowed to, however, when making a folder from the Save dialog box. And it won't let you just rename a file from the Finder with a dot in front of it. Nice.

    109. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by milkman_matt · · Score: 1

      It's coaxing, btw. Coxing just sounds... wrong.

      Yeah, that's what brought the kid into the picture in the first place!

    110. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by Jezter!*+$nothername · · Score: 1

      |Floppy disks were slow, but if you clicked on save, the minute you heard the clicking and whirring stop you knew the data was 'safe' and you knew where it was.|


      Yup, it was stuck in the X%$*=~#@ drive until you got a screwdriver to prise it out.


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    111. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by ultramk · · Score: 1

      This probably says more about your comfort level and/or teaching skills than it does about OSX.

      m-

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    112. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by cube+farmer · · Score: 1

      I hate spelling and grammar nazis as much as the next guy... But I couldn't let this go un-noted.

      People like choice about as much as they like taxes. They except [sic] them as a symbol of freedom whilst secretly hating them for the effort they force them to excert[sic].

      Everybody likes choices. For example, people like to choose words that sound but don't mean the same thing. In fact, they like to choose words that arguably mean the opposite of what is intended.

      s/except/accept/g

      (Now carefully checking for my own spelling and grammar errors, but not posting anonymously 'cause I can take the heat...)

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    113. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      Why would you ever want to eject your remote control? And yet I bet you use the eject button on your DVD player's remote control and not the eject button that's on the front of the player. I don't understand the hostility I'm seeing toward having an eject button on the keyboard along with the brightness, volume, and sleep keys. It makes sense to me, and it's just more convenient, especially given OS X's strict mounting rules.

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    114. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actualy OSX coming on PC hardware will be the most interesting event in the last 10 years. Because when OSX runs on that same Intel-box that millions of ppl already have then we WILL whether the best WILL win.

      Ofcourse I know that Apple will have to shield this from the general public by using "custom" chips inside those Apple-intel boxes (propably due to agreements made in the past with M$ orso) but we ALL know that it's a matter of hours before these things get cracked and then joe public WILL get OSX on their PC.

      Anyway since I'm a hardcore supporter for alternative consumer computersystems for several years now (Even today I still think that RISC OS should have gained much more market and deserve a lot more supporters but that's another matter...) I am really looking forward to see this PC-OSX.

      May the best win ;-)

    115. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by Krach42 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, this whole comment is exactly one of the things that I hate about Windows.

      First:) It doesn't really complain enough that data leaves it's area of usage. And heaven forbid if you have a file open on a removable media when you remove the media. The next time you attempt to access the file BLUESCREEN! YES!!!!

      Second:) When you know about all this caching stuff, and you realize that you want to eject media from the OS before you remove it, look for where to eject it. Yeah, that's right. I have to go down to the system tray, right click on the removable media icon, this brings up a window, and I highlight the USB keychain HD, then click some button that says basically "Make it safe for me to remove this thing." Then it sits there, does its work, and then I can remove it.

      As opposed to OSX, where I can either drag-drop the device on the eject symbol, hit CMD-E with it highlighted, or if I have a Finder window open, I can click the eject button next to the USB device icon.

      Wow, even though I explained *THREE* different ways to eject the same device in OSX, it still took less space than the only way I'm aware of to eject the media. I don't think I could come up with something longer in OSX without going off on a tangent. The longest being: "Open up Terminal.app and type 'umount /Volumes/$MediaName'"

      Damn, even *THAT* didn't take that much space.

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    116. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by anjrober · · Score: 1

      Not true. Some babies need to learn how to use a nipple. Some just know. Minutes after birth my son was up and sucking. Takes after his old man that way. Got to be proud....Some kids get it, some don't.

    117. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by firewrought · · Score: 1
      The arrogany egocentric attitude of introvert geeks still rules: it should work the way I say and not the way those n00b lusers say.

      It's always ashame to come across an Open Source developer who is contributing with his skills but not with his attitude.

      That said, it seems like you are sort of dishing out the bad attitude you are complaining about. Why not find or spearhead a project to help make open source more usable? There are plenty of efforts: both KDE and GNOME are intersted in usability and freedesktop.org is doing some of the ground work for broader interoperability.

      At the same time, Linux will always have rough edges because that's where most of the growth occurs. If a new feature is added to the kernel, for instance, you're not going to immediately have this feature integrated into other system-level and application-level software. At first, you might only have some command line utilities. Then you might get a few TKinter apps. Then KDE or Gnome will arrive on the scene. Then the distros will integrate it with other utilities really nicely so you don't have to set anything up. This is not a "difficult is beautiful" situation, but rather a proper seperation of responsibilities.

      There will always be a subset of open source that is neat, proper, and tightly packaged. You can help make that subset bigger, or you can work on expanding the frontiers... it's up to you.

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    118. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by sharkdba · · Score: 1

      I admit it didn't take me 15 mins, but it did take 30 seconds of random clicking and cursing.

      I remember the times when people used to read a manual before using a product... oh wait, there was never such time...

      I'm not a Mac user, and I'm not defending or attacking their design, but I guess if you spent just 10 minutes going through the manual reading about the basic functionality, you would avoid the random clicking. Would you kick and scream on your car, pressing or pulling anything available while driving?

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    119. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by radish · · Score: 1

      Would you kick and scream on your car, pressing or pulling anything available while driving?
      No, because all cars have basically the same interface (for regular driving controls anyway). I am trained in two driving interfaces - manual and automatic. Provided the car has a steering wheel, gear shift, gas, brake and optionally a clutch, I'm good. If Mazda decided tomorrow to switch the order of gas and brake, replace the wheel with a joystick and use a touchscreen to select gears you'd be sure to see some accidents!

      The problem with computers is two-fold: (a) there is no single standard interface (or even a small number of them) and (b) there is no mandatory training.

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    120. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      That is exactly right.

      There are four reasons Windows is 'easy'. a) It's already installed, b) they already know it, c) all their software works on it, and d) vast networks of nerds providing free tech support.

      Windows is not 'easier' by any objective measure when compared to any modern distro. Some things will be easier, some harder.

      Some hardware will be supported only on XP, some only on Linux. (Before anyone takes exception to this, I have two USB devices that do not work under Windows XP, and one of them does work under Linux, the USB link cable. And a USB wireless keyboard that bluescreens XP when plugged in or removed, and works fine under Linux. I mention only the USB devices, as USB devices are fairly new and standardized.)

      Some problems will be easier to fix, some won't be. (Ironically, though, many Windows problems are much easier to fix using Linux.) In Windows, some problems are not fixable by mortal man, and Linux has an advantage there.

      I'm not going to run around saying everyone should switch to Linux. Sometimes one of those four facts is a killer. I'm just saying, that ain't 'ease of use'. b, c, and d are a result of the install base, and a is a result of b and c. It's not a result of better UI design.

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    121. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > the minute you heard the clicking and whirring
      > stop you knew the data was 'safe

      That was not always so, especially with MS-DOS. MS-DOS 1 woulkd trash diskettes if you took them out of the drive and put in another without rebooting.

      Even 2.11 would get confused. Take a diskette from one machine to another, add a file, return it first, diskette gets trashed because first machine thinks it is same diskette and does not notice it has changed.

      Modern media, same problems.

    122. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by CaptainFork · · Score: 1
      "difficult is beautiful and better than easy or correct"

      I don't think the problem is that Linux dudes choose not to do things correctly. The problem is that many of them think there is such a thing as correct - and in attempting to do the mythical correct thing, usually end up on planet difficult rather than planet easy.

    123. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      I literally just learned this two months ago, after griping for years:

      Instead of right clicking, just click. Try it.

      The problem is, no one knows about it.

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    124. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by pthisis · · Score: 1

      Why would you ever want to eject your remote control? And yet I bet you use the eject button on your DVD player's remote control and not the eject button that's on the front of the player.

      The eject button on the remote is equally stupid and is mocked for much the same reasons. But at least it's in addition to the one next to the door, not in place of it.

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    125. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      Um, USB didn't ruin that, and power can indeed go over the USB bus when the 'power' is out.

      In fact, USB helped that, because most USB devices have a 'low power' mode.

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    126. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by doxology · · Score: 1

      My chemistry teacher once accidentally put "koxidize" instead of "oxidize" on a test. We joked about it for weeks.

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    127. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not a problem with Linux perse, its more a problem with the people that write software to run on the Linux kernel. Since Linux is only the kernel, it's not Linux's fault. Put blame where blame is due.

    128. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by 2short · · Score: 1

      "how many 'n00b users' you know that use features in Microsoft products like mail filters in Outlook or change tracking in Word or can install programs in Windows by themselves."

      'n00b users' don't generally need mail filters or change tracking. Heck, I don't need change tracking; though I'll bet I could figure out how to set it up without reading any docs. My father is as noob as they come and he set up some mail filters without any problem.
      As for installing software, I've been known to let my 4 year old handle it; she knows the word "next", and anything else, she spells and asks me.
      I haven't felt any need to read an Windows manual or help file in a decade; I just poke at stuff and figure it out.

      Where does your perception that Windows is hard possibly come from?

    129. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by Alien+Being · · Score: 1

      It's better than dragging it into the trash.

    130. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so... popular things are popular because of how popular they are?

    131. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by dfghjk · · Score: 1

      That quote is cute but it's also ignorant sexist bullshit. If it were true there'd be no need for the word "intuitive" in the language to begin with. Written by an idiot with tits on his mind.

    132. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know a guy who swears up and down that he "needs" a Mac because he is going to study music in college

      He probably wants (in his own mind, "needs") to run protools.
      Nothing wrong with that. It's an excellent app. And it runs better on a powermac than anything else.

    133. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      And for what reasons is it mocked? The fact you have to get up anyway to retrieve the disc? That doesn't matter on a Mac where the disc slot is in reach. Do you adjust the volume using your remote, or do you expect to control everything directly by buttons on the face of the particular device? I still have yet to read a good reason why the eject key shouldn't be on the keyboard along with all the other special keys like brightness, sleep, volume, and so on.

      Mac users who are used to having the key on the keyboard are annoyed when they have to reach over and fish for the tiny eject button. For some of us who have our computers beneath the desk, it's even more inconvenient to have to eject that way. I like to just reach down and grab the disc after ejecting it via the keyboard.

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    134. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      So what, exactly, is "easy to use" about Windows or other Microsoft products?
      Double click an icon to install a program or configure and compile it yourself? Pour over this or double click an icon? Gee, I don't know; which one is easier? And what about removing installed programs?
    135. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "OSX is polished and has a singular top-down vision from Jobs and his unholy cult."

      Even Steve doesn't believe that he does anything other than marketing. If you think otherwise, listen to someone who knows him. Me, for instance.

      Am I biased against him? Of course. So is every single person who ever worked closely with him in his entire life.

    136. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by cahiha · · Score: 1

      Never mind that easy to use GUI design is eschewed by Linux writers who seem to be inherently unable to grasp that what is easy for a techie geek is NOT the thing that the common end-users need or want.

      I challenge you to show usability studies demonstrating that the OS X UI is any easier to use than Gnome, KDE, or Windows.

      OSX is polished and has a singular top-down vision from Jobs and his unholy cult.

      You are quite right. But being polished and having a singular vision doesn't make OS X better than everything else, it just represents a particular set of tradeoffs. OS X is very nice for certain things, and it's awful for others.

      EASE, not FREE or OPEN should be the buzzword of Linux.

      The buzzwords of Linux are variety and choice. That encompasses giving you the choice of something easy-to-use, like Ubuntu or Linspire.

    137. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by Kelson · · Score: 1

      Same here -- I have no idea how long it took me to discover that while I suffered through the right-click-and-go-through-a-window clunkiness. The problem is that we've become accustomed to system tray icons being things you right-click on instead of things you just click on.

    138. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by Stephen+Ma · · Score: 1
      All the eject buttons should have triggered electronic signals only, like the buttons on your microwave oven. When you press "eject", the button should signal the OS that an ejection was requested. The OS should flush its write buffers or whatever, then it should send an "eject" signal back to the device. Only then should the floppy/tape/CD be ejected.

      Apple's eject button on the keyboard does almost the right thing, but a good designer would have placed the button on or near the device, not on the keyboard.

    139. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by Kelson · · Score: 1

      Ah, you're asking about package management, in which case Apt or Yum on Linux is actually more effective and almost as easy as the Windows Way(tm).

      (Seriously, uninstalling an RPM or Debian package is much cleaner than uninstalling a Windows app.)

      Or are you one of those people who is convinced that because everything was "./configure; make; make install" in the old days, everything still is?

    140. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by Digi-John · · Score: 1

      Indeed, I will admit that Protools on a mac is very nice. However, refusing to acknowledge that there is something else, which may even be better, is foolish.

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    141. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by cahiha · · Score: 1

      He also gets that that is one of the reasons Linux seems to have "scattershot design by committee of blind idiots"...

      Except that Linux isn't designed by committee, it's not designed at all. The software that makes it on Linux is determined by free market choice.

      OS X, in contrast, is designed by a monarch (Jobs) and Windows by central planning and committee (the technical leadership in Redmond). Monarchs and central committees build impressive castles and monuments. OS X is the equivalent of Versailles and Windows the equivalent of the Kremlin, but those are not good places to live.

      Worship your despots, monarchs, and central committees, while the rest of us go on with the messy task of building a nice place to live in a democratic and market-driven way.

    142. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      All the eject buttons should have triggered electronic signals only, like the buttons on your microwave oven.

      How is this relevant to removing a firewire disk?

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    143. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by Digi-John · · Score: 1

      Let me go through this post sentence-by-sentence:

      Maybe everyone needs to a little less concerned about what everyone else is doing.

      I'll assume you meant to have a "be" after the "to." Perhaps they do, but of course, while millions of people run unpatched versions of Windows--which are an annoyance to all of us, due to spam zombies and such--getting people to use a better/more secure OS is a good idea.

      I have used Mac, Windows and Linux and I still don't care what the hell anyone else uses.

      Great! I guess you don't have to read these kind of stories anymore, nor should you be reading the replies.

      Is anyone else tired of these same arguments over and over?

      Oh yes, I am tired of them. However, as I said before, while stupidity runs rampant the arguments should continue.

      You either have a computer or you don't.

      Yep. I have one. So do many other people. Therefore, it matters to me if those people are being stupid with their computers, because it can affect me. In fact, it can even affect those without computers.

      Get a life

      Right-o! I'll just run out to the next frat party and get drunk off my arse, then spend the next day hung-over and watching football. That seems to be the life lived by people who say "Get a life", anyway.

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    144. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      He was referring to breastfeeding.

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    145. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by Clockwurk · · Score: 1

      thats pretty weird... When I right click on a dock icon, the top list item is "Remove from Dock"

    146. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by Maltheus · · Score: 1

      Right, and then they stop writing when it's just barely usable enough. I've written about half the software I use on a daily basis. Most of that software is written for me only and is not meant for anyone else to use. But at least I make it look nice, because I'm the one who'll have to stare at it all day. I'll make it endlessly configurable, because once you've written the core, making the app configurable is a breeze. I've never understood why someone would go through all the effort to make an app, package it for general use, yet leave the same crappy interface and bugs in from their initial prototype for YEARS. Have they no pride? Linux apps are the stick figures of good software. I hate frilly animations and pointless crap, but comb you fucking hair once in a while.

    147. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by Rutulian · · Score: 1

      Where does your perception that Windows is hard possibly come from?

      Oh, maybe the fact that you have to do a lot of poking around to do some very simple things. Perhaps you don't read the manual because it is easier to randomly click on buttons and tabs for an hour to find what you are looking for? That and the fact that the organization of settings dialogs still doesn't make any sense to me. Ever try to find the security tab in a default install of WinXP? You won't find it until you uncheck "simple file sharing" in the windows explorer properties. Wow, that makes a whole lot of sense to me.

    148. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by master_p · · Score: 1

      They could have simply made the 'eject' button of the cd device to throw an interrupt, and then the O/S would flush its caches before the device would actually be ejected.

      The same could be done with iPod: a little button next to it could have been available for removing it from the port. Or, if you want it more science fiction, it could be just as easy to make the device sensitive enough so as that when the user tried to remove it, the port did not get unlocked before flushing the caches.

    149. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by cdn2k1 · · Score: 1

      Mac User: Why are you beating your head against that wall?
      PC User: What do you mean? Isn't this the way it's supposed to be done?
      Mac User: Not really, you could just drag that icon to the dock, and problem solved.
      PC User: No thanks, I'll just keep beating my head against this wall. It's what I'm used to. I fear change. Who moved my cheese?!?

    150. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by 2short · · Score: 1

      I can't imagine poking around for more that 10 or 20 seconds; I'm not a patient person. Might help if you didn't click them randomly...

      "Ever try to find the security tab in a default install of WinXP? You won't find it until you uncheck "simple file sharing" in the windows explorer properties. Wow, that makes a whole lot of sense to me."

      Exactly what security tab you were talking about didn't make any sense to me, yet I found it in a few seconds once you mentioned file sharing. Still don't see the checkbox you're talking about. Perhaps it's not there in Pro? Which would make sense: what does a n00b-type user need with file sharing beyond "simple"?

      Whatever. I'm not trying to claim Windows is utterly free of quirks or annoying bits. But you asked where people got the impression windows was easy to use. Well, I've also observed people who are total techno-phobes getting basic stuff done on Windows without any problem. As a fairly tech-savvy type doing some fairly advanced stuff, I've also found it easy to use. Perhaps we're just different sorts of people; I like guis. If at all possible, it should just be blindingly obvious how to do what I want. If it's not, I'm going to guess, and if I can find it on the first or second guess, that's good too. If not, and I have to look up how to do it in a book/help file/man page, I consider that a failure of UI design. This aproach is quite succesful for me on windows, where I'm fairly advanced, and on Macs, where I am the n00b, but still have no problem doing basic stuff. Using Linux without ever reading any docs is not feasible from my admitedly limited and slightly out-of-date experience.

    151. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Yes, but the question asked was not how it's done on Mac, but how it's done on Windows. Then do the same on Mac.

      The fact that the Mac has about a billion other ways of doing the same thing (for example by selection "Eject" from the "File" meny is merely a bonus.

      How the OP searched for 10 minutes for that feature is beyond me. Perhaps he should try something simpler, like a stack of post-it notes and a record player.

    152. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, you need a better girlfriend ;-).

    153. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by swv3752 · · Score: 1

      Like there is any consitency of what you are talking about in Windows. Office 2003 is different then Office 2000 and Corel WP and IE and Adobe Acrobat and Adobe Photoshop and Macromedia Fireworks and et cetera. Even OSX is not perfect witht he metal and stripped UI.

      I set my parents up to use Linux on thier home computer. My mom uses KDE because she wanted to single click to open Desktop Shortcuts. My dad uses GNOME because he like Geyes.

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    154. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      The ca-tar-el button is usually right next to the option button.

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    155. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      can install programs in Windows by themselves.
      Are you asking how many people can double click on the fucking setup icon?

      keep sticking your head in the sand, buddy. It has worked well so far, right?

      Dependencies! Dependencies! Dependencies!

    156. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      OS X is the equivalent of Versailles and Windows the equivalent of the Kremlin, but those are not good places to live.

      Apparently you haven't visited Versailles. It's gorgeous. I'd love to live in Versailles.

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    157. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by zootm · · Score: 1

      They're both at least a little more consistent. Most Windows apps use the standard Windows widgets, and follow its HIG fairly closely, simply by convention. With Linux-based systems, there's just a little inconsistency since there's more than one environment that systems can run on. This would be a lot less of a problem if there was only one, or only one being targetted, by a system which managed it without dropping to the other. It's possible -- Ubuntu in particular, of the distributions I've been playing with recently, are attempting this approach with more success than most in the past -- but it's not easy.

      But apps in Windows tend to be more consistent since they are all drawn, and designed to be drawn, by the normal Windows widgets. It's a shame, but it's not insurmountable.

    158. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      For instance, I know a guy who swears up and down that he "needs" a Mac because he is going to study music in college, and might need to record something. Although I kept explaining to him that both Linux and Windows have audio hardware and apps, and that much professional recording is done on various Unix machines (SGI, anybody?), he never listened.

      Sounds like a real idiot. Doesn't he know that he owes you an explanation? Doesn't he know that it is your business - not his - what computer he should buy. Why, that just burns me up.

      Hey, I was down at the Apple store the other day trying to tell everyone in there not to buy any Macintoshes or iPods. I told them to buy Linux and some player that uses Ogg Vorbis. Those fools wouldn't listen to me - even after I yelled at them to get their attention.

      And then these two total idiots dressed in blue came and I told them they were using the wrong kind of 2 way radio. They wouldn't listen either! Then they handcuffed me in the *wrong brand* of handcuffs and put me in the back of a police car which was made by Ford. And they wouldn't listen when I told them to go buy a Chevy instead.

      Has the whole world gone mad?

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    159. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      You can hold down the control key when you click to get a context menu on a Mac with a one button mouse. I realize this is a problem if you are one-handed or looking at pr0n.

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    160. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      Don't buy a Saab - you'll have to put the ignition key into the center console, not next to the steering wheel like on most cars.

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    161. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by Rutulian · · Score: 1

      Well, the point I was trying to make is that it is completely unintuitive to have to find this option and uncheck it before revealing the security tab. If I just want to look at and modify the file permissions, and I'm not aware of this quirk, it can take a long time to figure this out.

      If you want to get basic stuff done, it is just as easy on linux as Windows. Just click the Openoffice icon instead of the Microsoft Office icon. And I think that's the point of the whole thread. Linux isn't hard, Windows isn't easy, it is just a matter of getting the feel for the os. If find Windows quite frustrating because I don't know all of the quirks, and the quirks I do know about I think are stupid. I'm sure you can say the same thing about linux.

      And just for the record, the only time I ever come close to looking at a manual in linux is when I am at the command line and I do a tar --help to get a list of flags for tar or something. Even if you have to edit a .conf file by hand, which you don't if you are doing basic things, they are often well-documented and self-explanatory. I like to do a lot of things at the command line because I think it is faster and more efficient, but linux has a pretty decent gui these days.

    162. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      There is such a thing as hardware costs. When you are designing hardware and trying to make money on it, the price of the "bill of materials" is very important on something that is going to be mass produced. Cables and connectors have to be extremely cheap and at the same time extremely reliable. Otherwise, companies just flat out won't adopt them in their designs.

      I work for a company that makes both hardware and software. We make the vast majority of our revenue from hardware sales. Saving $1 in the bill of materials of a product design is a big deal around here. Saving 50 cents can sometimes be a big deal.

      If there was a USB connector like what you are talking about, it would cost much more than the regular ones and we wouldn't use them.

      For example, let's say that there was a USB disk on key that currently sells for $20 at Frys. The parts for that thing probably cost $5-7. By the time you pay for it, the cost is going to be 3x the parts price because you have to pay for the company's overhead, shipping it to you, some labor costs, marketing costs such as paying Frys to put it on the shelf, etc. Lets say it was an extra $30 for your fancy connector - you'd be paying $110 for the unit instead of $20. Would you really buy it, or would you say "that's OK. I'll buy the $20 one and remember to eject it."

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    163. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would there be no need for the word 'intuitive'? It can be used on other words than GUI, you know...

    164. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by Hosiah · · Score: 1
      Use nothing but OS X for a year and everything else will seem awkward. Same goes for any other OS.

      Oh, sure. You just waltz in here and state this simple logic and you don't get drowned in the dung-shower the howler monkeys bury me in. You know how many years I've been preaching this? Bah!

    165. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by BeanThere · · Score: 1

      Specious argument - sounds like it makes sense, until you actually think about it for two seconds. According to your logic, there should not a "sleep" key on the keyboard because "why would you want your keyboard to sleep". Or a "delete" button because "why would you want to delete your keyboard". Etc. I think all people understand that the keys on the keyboard give instructions to the computer to do something.

    166. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by DigitlDud · · Score: 1

      On Windows you can right click the drive icon and choose Eject in Explorer.

      Write caching is disabled on USB devices by default so it's generally not a huge problem if you rip the thing out, just don't do it when its saving.

    167. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by QuantumG · · Score: 1

      which I've labelled "Add/Remove Programs"

      Where's the distro where everything is labelled like that? Where the Start menu has been duplicated, where the taskbar has a system tray, where the control panel looks the same and the window style is identical to Windows XP? If you really want people to switch over in droves, that's what you need.

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    168. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by BeanThere · · Score: 1

      I always thought that message is completely idiotic and badly thought out. It assumes I want a disk in the drive (which is wrong 99% of the time - usually the user has just taken a disk out of the drive, or just clicked on "D:" in Windows Explorer). Why not just display (in the window, without an annoying message box) a simple message like "No disk in drive". That way there is no annoying popup message, users who want a disk can just insert one, and users who don't are not annoyed with stupid incorrect demands from the computer.

    169. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by stor · · Score: 1

      Believe it or not, my mum went out and bought a LCD monitor from a hole-in-the-wall computer store, took it home and installed it herself. She was also wise enough to buy a Viewsonic.

      But she's apprehensive about installing software. She knows that Windows is fragile and doesn't want to disrupt the delicate ecosystem. She's been through the "I installed *this* and all of a sudden my machine is slow and/or unstable" one too many times. She gets me or my brother to install stuff for her to ensure the OS is OK post-installation.

      Can't say I blame her.

      Cheers
      Stor

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    170. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by Simon+Garlick · · Score: 1

      Having recently become a father, my observation is that the nipple as an interface has to be learned as well.

    171. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by Digi-John · · Score: 1

      In other news, it has been discovered that discussing things with your friends is possible. Scientists also claim that differing opinions can be expounded at the same time, and that trying to relieve somebody of his illusions is perfectly acceptable. More at 10

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    172. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by 2short · · Score: 1


      "Linux isn't hard, Windows isn't easy"

      Well, we disagree.

      "the only time I ever come close to looking at a manual in linux is when I am at the command line..."

      Command line interfaces are inherently manual/help file driven; you need to look up what the available commands are, and then what their options are. I understand many people love command lines, and find them faster and more efficient. Back in the day, I was a 733t command line whiz on 4 differnt OSes, so even though I have avoided them like the plague for quite some time now, I do not speak from ignorance when I say I hate the command line.
          I do a lot of fairly advanced stuff, and I wish to do it without ever using a command line, or editing a configuration file by hand. For several years now, I have in fact not needed to use a command line or edit a config file/registry by hand, other than for software I was in the process of developing.
          Friends whose opinions I trust have told me this is still not a reasonable expectation on Linux.

      I do a lot of non-basic things,

    173. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by T-Ranger · · Score: 1

      Option "Mac":
      - Move hand to eject button.
      - Press Button.
      - Move hand to drive
      - get disc
      Option "Sanity":
      - Move hand to drive
      - press button.
      - Get disc.

      The Mac way clearly has more steps.

    174. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by T-Ranger · · Score: 1

      Fine then. The keyboard controls the whole computer. I want the computer to "sleep". I want the computer to put in a "A" or "delete" something. I dont want to "eject" the computer, nor do I want to "eject" whatever is currently highlighted.

      But as others have pointed out, the problem is not the existance of an extra eject button, but the lack of a eject button where EVERY OTHER CD/DVD DEVICE HAS ONE, ON THE DEVICE.

      Dammit, this is reminding me of the year that I worked on SparcStations and Macs. The same year that I always. ALWAYS had a straightened out paperclip in the seam of my jeans. GIVE ME THE DISC NOW, COCKSUCKER!

    175. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by shiftless · · Score: 1

      Please do enlighten us, though, as to what the "problems of Linux" are. I'm sure we'll find it amusing.

      Well, let's see.

      Hardware support blows.

      There are 6,000 different "standards" and everybody and their brother conforms to a different one. Package system, window managers, desktop systems, frickin cut and paste, even hardware access (devfs, /sys, etc).

      Drivers are integrated into the kernel requiring kernel compilation every time you want to enable one of these drivers. Alternatively, you can compile all the drivers as modules, which must be recompiled every time you make a change to the kernel. Even third party drivers must be recompiled when the kernel is. Sure, sometimes you don't have to do this, but not doing so is just asking for crashes, hardware not working, etc.

      Getting shit working often requires hours of editing config files, reading cryptic man pages, scouring Google, and praying. Oftentimes these tasks would take 2 minutes in Windows and no effort.

      I have lots more than that. Need I go on? Yes, Linux has problems, so quit pretending it's the best on the planet. It's good for some things, but a desktop system isn't one of them. And for the record, yes I do use Linux.

    176. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      It's certainly one of those 'Dear God, I could have been doing that the entire time?!?!' moments. Why the hell can't they list those options on a right click, too?

      I just check my tray, and not a single icon except that one presents a different menu on single click and right click. Half of them bring up the menu that comes up on right click also, half of them bring up a window or dialog box, and one of them does nothing on a single click, but not one brings up a different menu with different choices. Not a single one.

      The rule is, Microsoft, for future reference: Right click is a menu and double click is an action. Single click can either be the menu, the action, or nothing. If you want us to assume something else you have to tell us.

      I hate to have to tell you how your own UI works, but apparently someone wasn't paying attention.

      PS: I've met other people who know that, but not one who claims to have discovered it themselves. Are you one of those few, or did someone tell you?

      Come to think of it, I learned it here. Maybe there's just one guy who learned it, and he's spreading it around slowly.

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    177. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by anagama · · Score: 1

      Tiger has a "Remove from Dock" option. Panther doesn't. I was using Panther -- perhaps this happened to other people too and they complained. I just felt slightly embarrassed.

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    178. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by Kafka_Canada · · Score: 1

      Hm, you must be using a different Linux than I am.

      There are things for which you need to do the things you've listed, but those are things that don't just "take 2 minutes in Windows and no effort." The latter also take 2 minutes in Linux and no effort.

      Also, note that I'm not saying Linux is perfect -- of course it's not. My point is that "making Linux work for Joe Sixpack," or whatever other formulation, is not a "problem of Linux." Linux has a plethora of problems, unsolved issues etc., as does any complex system, but when some clueless shit who's just received a free 6 billion byte collection of software comes whining that it doesn't work exactly the same or isn't as easy as Windows, and if we don't immediately make it work the way he wants there'll be grave consequences to follow, I'm sure you can see that it's worthy only of dismissal, and it's also an insult to a lot of people.

      So basically, the appropriate response is "go fuck yourself," but I thought I'd put it more politely.

      (To him, that is. You make valid points, and Linux does indeed still have serious technical, political, business and other problems. It's definitely "ready for the desktop" -- it's on most of my desktops, and is always my preference -- but there's always room for disagreement, and Linux is not perfect nor the only solution.)

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    179. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by melquiades · · Score: 1

      In a way, yes. It's a feedback loop -- a carefully seeded one in the case of music, one determined by historical circumstance and clever business strategy in the case of OSes. Quality (whatever that is) is rarely a primary factor.

    180. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by lgw · · Score: 1

      The fact that Apple found it a good tradeoff to move a button that belongs on the mouse to the keyboard because, in their own words, the mouse is more elegant that way, is a symptom of why I'll never buy an Apple product. It isn't an isolated event either - CD eject button moved to the keyboard, no way to replace the battery on the iPod, style over usability at every turn. Matter of personal preference I guess.

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    181. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by lgw · · Score: 1

      Why even have non-contextual menus? Useless. :) If there are really 20 things you can do to an object in a given context, they all belong in the contextual menu - how else could you explore every action available? Navigating a menu tree however many levels deep, one menu after another, to see what isn't greyed out, and guess what affects the object and what affects the program/document as a whole. Sigh. People like what they're used to.

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    182. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by AngryElmo · · Score: 1

      1 minute's search revealed this: http://www.xpde.info/shots.php

    183. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by dcam · · Score: 1

      I'd echo with that. I have become a huge debian fan of late, and main reason for that is apt.

      I already run a debain file server at home, and I am in the process of installing another one for my brother in law at the moment. I have plans to run a mailserver/webserver and a firewall box at home when I get the time to install it.

      At work, I am part way through setting up a debian mail server, and I have plans to replace our windows DC with a debian Samba box. I should add we write software for windows. I just find Debian better for servers than windows. Better in a number of ways:
      1. Cost
      2. Licensing (as in I don't have to worry at all)
      3. runs on cheaper hardware (which brings us back to cost)

      For the most part installing software with debian is as simple as apt-get install . This includes installing something like X & KDE.

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    184. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by QuantumG · · Score: 1

      Interesting, but where's the control panel? Where's the system tray? Users will notice these things are missing and feel they've lost something. It's a good start though.. Perhaps I can contribute.

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    185. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by AngryElmo · · Score: 1

      didn't really look into too much, but the project looks a little stale, and the FAQ states that they are just trying to emulate the look and feel of XP, not go right down to the nitty gritty of providing deep down emulation. Still - worth looking into though.

    186. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by QuantumG · · Score: 1

      Well probably the biggest thing I didn't see was Explorer (the windows file manager). Sure, it's a dog but most Windows users won't switch to Linux without it. On the other hand, it should be easy to make Linux Explorer not blow up, take down the machine/desktop etc.. which will make anyone who does switch to Linux more than happy to claim it is "better".

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    187. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by dbIII · · Score: 1
      "The only intuitive interface is the nipple. Everything else is learned".
      Babies are shown how to use nipples, ask at your local maternity ward.
    188. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by Kelson · · Score: 1

      I'm one of the lucky few. I don't remember why I tried it, but my jaw dropped and I had exactly the same reaction you did.

      (I was also kind of annoyed, because I'd been planning to post a rant somewhere about how much easier it was to unmount a USB drive under Linux/GNOME than under Windows -- and once I discovered the secret maneuver, it turned out to be the same number of clicks for each. A promising "What do you mean, 'Windows is easier?'" rant, wiped out before it could even get started.)

    189. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If your OS is not appealing to many others, then not many others will write software that you can use, develop content for software that does run on your OS,

      If my OS is only appealing to many others, then it won't be my preferred OS any more, and having more people write software for it won't be in my interest.

      And yes, that is what would happen if the "Linux should work my way"-crowd would get what they want. The most bashed feature of Linux is it's flexibility. The first thing the "my way" crowd would want removed it's Linux' flexibility to be easy for use by both me and them. Because "choice is hard". Just look back to yesterday, someone wanted to do away with multiple interfaces for power management, and only have *their* preferred interface. Which is not my preferred interface.

      Dumbing down Linux so that only morons can use it may give an increase in (commercial) software produced for Linux. It will NOT give an increase in commercial software written for my favorite OS. Because I would jump ship to OpenBSD rather than become a moron.

    190. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I guess it was explained a few times in other posts, but the standard way in Windows to eject is to right-click on the icon and select "Eject" or to press the eject button. Neither method is applicable on the Mac, nor can you eject from a File menu on your Windows PC. Ejecting from Keyboard doesn't work on a PC, and dragging the icon to the trash can doesn't work on a PC either. So I guess I really don't understand your point: You can't use the Windows method to eject a disc on the Mac, nor can you use the Mac methods to eject a disc on a PC. The comment "do the same" is complete nonsense.

    191. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by jimmyharris · · Score: 2, Informative

      You can also left-click on the icon and just drag it off the dock to remove it. When I first switched, this kind of behaviour (so simple!) felt strange but it's quite common throughout OSX. e.g. Dragging a picture from Safari to the desktop to save it...or dragging an application to the Trash to delete it.

    192. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by nmg196 · · Score: 1

      No it's not. You do not plug your keyboard into your DVD drive to tell it you want to eject the DVD as opposed to the floppy disk. You're also assuming that having a "remote in your hand that you can push as you walk up to the door" is intuitive - which is isn't - it's far more intuitive to put a key in the lock. This is like keyless entry cars - how do you know if the system is working and your car is locked? If you go close enough to check then the car unlocks. But is the system really locking all the doors or has one of the servos broken? You'll never know.

      Having the button on the keyboard is ridicuous and most of the other posters in the thread are in agreement. It's unintuitive and wrong.

      The best idea I've seen is to have a soft eject button on the device which tells the OS that you want to eject it. The OS can then flush any buffers, close any windows that 'point' to folders on the device, disable the device, and tell the drive to eject the disk.

      I also think that they should do a similar thing for USB. The connectors should glow red when the device shouldn't be unplugged, and have a button that tells the OS you want to eject it. When you press the button, the OS shuts down the drivers and turns the connector green (or turns the light off).

    193. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by nmg196 · · Score: 1

      > And yet I bet you use the eject button on your DVD player's remote control

      I have two DVD players, a CD player and a video. None of them have eject buttons on the remote. So you're wrong. Why the hell would you need an eject button on the remote? You still have to go over to get the disc?

      I never need to eject the keyboard, so I don't see why it needs an eject button.

    194. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Well, I guess it was explained a few times in other posts, but the standard way in Windows to eject is to right-click on the icon and select "Eject"
      Did you even try to do this on a Mac or are you just guessing?
    195. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      Well, it certainly wipes out the 'Windows is more user-friendly' idea.

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    196. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by KillerDeathRobot · · Score: 1

      You're also assuming that having a "remote in your hand that you can push as you walk up to the door" is intuitive - which is isn't - it's far more intuitive to put a key in the lock.

      That's just crap. What's intuitive is what you know. If you're used to pushing the unlock button on the remote, that's more intuitive. As someone else said, a button on the DVD drive only seems intuitive if you're used to thinking of the drive as a separate part of the machine, rather than the paradigm Apple promotes wherein it's all just "the computer."

      And I don't know where your keyless car lock rant came from. It's not even remotely relevant.

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    197. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by Rutulian · · Score: 1

      I do a lot of fairly advanced stuff, and I wish to do it without ever using a command line, or editing a configuration file by hand.

      Ok, fine. You are right, this is not a reasonable expectation on linux. It is not even a reasonable expectation on OS X because if you are trying to, say, setup the Apache web server, you have to edit its config by hand. The fact that you can get away with it on Windows is not something I would consider good. I think a lot of dialogs with a lot of unexplained advanced options organized in a way that makes sense to Microsoft, but not to me, makes the user interface cluttered, makes it hard to find options if you know what you are looking for, and encourages people to randomly click on things without knowing what they are doing. And don't even try to claim that the management console is easy to use because it certainly isn't.

      But my posts, and I believe that of the original poster, were not aimed at "power users." I agree, you can't do advanced stuff without the command line in linux, but I also don't consider this a bad thing. And by "advanced stuff" I mean setting up servers, installing third-party kernel modules, and compiling software. Things like installing software, changing network settings (wifi excepted, this is being worked on), and setting up printers can all be done from the gui. So if you are a "basic user" who needs to occasionally install some software or wants to access a usb stick, this can be done just as easily on linux as on Windows, provided you are willing to learn how to do it (because it is different than on Windows).

    198. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      No, I was reffering the the continually updating folder order.

      So I create a new Folder, it goes under "U" I call it apple Now it goes under "A". So to get into the folder I need to scroll up to "A" and then open it. I would say that once or twice a day I am caused frustration by stuff moving around in real time as I am looking at it, it is not intuitive. Sometimes when doing thing in the background and sorting by date it will move as I am trying to click.

      the File diolog is non-intuitive too. Every time I upgrade someone from OS 9 to OS X it takes some time before they can remember to click the arrow to get a real save diolog.

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    199. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That just proves drag and drop for everything isn't intuitive, no matter how much everyone would like use to believe it is. It's learned, just like right clicking is, and neither is particularly "convoluted" or worse than the other.

    200. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by anagama · · Score: 1

      That's exactly what I mean by feeling stupid -- after a couple hours trying to figure out how to "config it", I accidentally did a left-click-drag on an icon and saw it go poof. So of course, I experimented with dragging them on. It was very easy once I was in the correct mindset -- and a real pain when I wasn't.

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    201. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by ceejayoz · · Score: 1

      I'm just quoting the grandparent poster.

    202. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by ceejayoz · · Score: 1

      Except that Linux isn't designed by committee, it's not designed at all.

      The kernel is certainly steered with a pretty firm grip, as are most of the major projects.

      The software that makes it on Linux is determined by free market choice.

      No more than in OSX or Windows. Microsoft and Apple certainly haven't banned third party apps from being developed without their permission.

      OS X is the equivalent of Versailles and Windows the equivalent of the Kremlin, but those are not good places to live.

      And so we should all move to the slums of Johannesburg during Apartheid?

    203. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by Overly+Critical+Guy · · Score: 1

      Why should I care if your players have a remote or not?

      Do you use the volume controls on your TV's remote, or do you get up and use the buttons on the TV?

      Having an eject button on the keyboard doesn't mean ejecting the keyboard. The keyboard doesn't have a disc in it, and most people understand this. Only those who refuse to leave the world of Windows can't grasp it.

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    204. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by nmg196 · · Score: 1

      > That's just crap. What's intuitive is what you know.

      Of course it's not! The ENTIRE POINT of something being intuitive is that you can then use it without needing to to be taught how it works!

    205. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by nmg196 · · Score: 1

      > Only those who refuse to leave the world of Windows can't grasp it.

      I use both operating systems. Nowhere in Windows is there anything as stupid as having to drag a CD to a trash can to eject it. I do not want to throw the CD in the trash - I just wish to eject it!

      It doesn't take a great deal of intelligence to figure out where an eject button should go. Take some non-techys, put them in front of a Mac and a PC and ask them to insert and then eject a disk. See who does it the quickest. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to work out who will be quicker...

    206. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your point being? If you have something to say, just say it.

    207. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by slim · · Score: 1

      Instead, there's an eject button in the more logical place for it--the keyboard.

      I realise I'm late to the party, but:

      If you have more than one removable device, how does a Mac know which one you want to eject when you hit the keyboard eject button?

      I have a Mac, but it only has one drive, and my keyboard is not an Apple keyboard, so I can't try this out...

    208. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

      Wow, finaly someone who admits that Apple was right all along ;-)

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    209. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      Really? Can you eject Mac removable media, if it has no eject button, without going to the decktop?

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    210. Re:Bzzzttt!!!!! by Lars+T. · · Score: 1
      Errm, I was talking about needing only one mouse button.

      But if you actually want to know:

      drutil eject
      to eject the build in CD(+-R/W),
      diskutil eject /Volumes/NO\ NAME/
      to eject the disk named NO NAME.
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  7. Kinda funny, but... by Crixus · · Score: 3, Funny

    The article was mildly amusing, but on the whole it seemed like a bit of a sarcastic rant. Not that I don't like those, but I expect more out of a Slashdot headline story.

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    1. Re:Kinda funny, but... by jim_v2000 · · Score: 1

      I expect more out of a Slashdot headline story.

      You haven't been here very long have you?

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    2. Re:Kinda funny, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      This joke really loses its punch when the UIDs are so far apart.

    3. Re:Kinda funny, but... by Crixus · · Score: 1

      Been here a very long time actually, but that doesn't change my expectations.

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  8. Reason: Choice. by CdXiminez · · Score: 3, Funny

    A reason not to use Linux: Choice.

    Many distro's of Linux to choose from, so many applications to choose from...
    Man, choosing is almost like thinking, it's hard!

    1. Re:Reason: Choice. by El+Royo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, this is one of the problems I have. I want to install Linux once and not have to fret over 'Did I choose a distro I'm going to regret?' Will I choose one with KDE and then decide I really wanted Gnome? Will my distro have an easy to use patch/download system that will update frequently enough that I can get the things I want when I want them? I haven't found good answers to these questions.

      I realize that I can overcome all these problems by downloading tarballs and building things myself. But the fact of the matter is I don't want to do that much tinkering.

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    2. Re:Reason: Choice. by punkmanandy · · Score: 1

      If you do the research, and find out what you are choosing, then, yes it is thinking. But if Newbie User, who only managed to figure out that Windows XP Home version is the one she wanted because it says Home in the name, is confronted with the lists of dozens of choices, how is she supposed to know which one to pick? And how does she know that choosing the wrong one won't break her computer. Having too many choices is a problem for people who don't want to have to become computer experts.

    3. Re:Reason: Choice. by Pxtl · · Score: 1

      Amen. All the planning needed before installing a desktop distro can paralize one into inactivity. Plus, no distro delivers quite the absolute "never ever edit a config file or open a commandline" complete GUI of Windows, or at least none that I've seen. It's not that I don't like the commandline, it's just that if I just want to do something _now_ and not script it forever, GUIs are just faster and easier ways to find your tools and learn to use them.

    4. Re:Reason: Choice. by dylan_- · · Score: 2, Informative
      Will I choose one with KDE and then decide I really wanted Gnome?
      All modern distros have both anyway. You can switch between them on an hourly basis if you want. I would suggest using KDE to start with.
      Will my distro have an easy to use patch/download system that will update frequently enough that I can get the things I want when I want them?
      All modern distros have a good update system.

      Anyway, if you want a recommendation, try the latest SUSE.
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  9. What a waste of time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Articles that repeat the same thoughts, with the same juvenile tone as this one, will be the one reason I will leave this site, for the simple reason that they attract the same people, with the same juvenile attitudes as the author of this article.

    1. Re:What a waste of time by jim_v2000 · · Score: 1

      Apparently you missed the fact, like many others, that it was a "humorous" article.

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  10. My no1 hate by LordSnooty · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Gee, this article didn't even mention it (not that I can get to it, going off the reply on the blog linked below). Man pages. And info, come to that matter. How often does Google become the default man page. I suppose most would brand this a virtue.

  11. The one reason they forgot: by Ihlosi · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Games.

    1. Re:The one reason they forgot: by mrL1nX · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I haven't read the article (slashdotted) but I would say that that is the only correct reason why Windows is slightly better than Linux.

    2. Re:The one reason they forgot: by mailtomomo · · Score: 0

      Doom, Quake, Unreal tournament, tribal trouble, pontifex 2, gish, tuxracer, frozen bubble [...]
      you find a lot of linux games when you search for it.

    3. Re:The one reason they forgot: by Kjuib · · Score: 2, Interesting

      what about some of the other games of the year?
      Blizzard Games? Half-life(for Counter-Strike only)

      I think it is funny when games say PC on them.. meaning they run on the PC... when they mean Windows PC... many dont run on Macs or Linux distros... they could split them a little more.. or have 2.. Console or PC... that would confuse people...

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    4. Re:The one reason they forgot: by KtHM · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Those aren't the ones people want to play. They want to play The Sims, World of Warcraft, Half Life 2...

      Who gives a shit about Tux Racer?

    5. Re:The one reason they forgot: by mothlos · · Score: 1

      They also forgot legacy business software. You know that hack job Jimmy made back in '97 that runs everything in the company, everybody hates to use, but you can't live without? My company runs Linux on most of its boxes, but we have to rdesktop into a Windows machine to get anything done.

    6. Re:The one reason they forgot: by WhiteWolf666 · · Score: 1

      I play those on Linux.

      www.transgaming.org

      What planet do you come from?

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    7. Re:The one reason they forgot: by nmg196 · · Score: 1

      They're not available for linux. You'd have to run it under a Windows emulator of some kind (which hardly counts as running those on linux). If you do use come kind of emulator like Cedega or something, then the games run so slowly they're hardly worth playing anyway. I can't see why any sane person would bother when you can build a dual boot system in less time and run everything much more quickly.

    8. Re:The one reason they forgot: by big+ben+bullet · · Score: 1

      but they don't want to pay a cedega subscription *above* their world of warcraft fees

      if joe sixpack is a (windows games) gamer he should stay clear of any other os than windows

      if joe sixpack doesn't play games, or is satisfied with the ones that work natively on the alternative os he might give it a shot

      you might wanna have a look at this post of me too:
      http://linux.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=159864&c id=13388075

      too bad that one was posted a bit late in the discussion...

    9. Re:The one reason they forgot: by mailtomomo · · Score: 0

      Chicken/Egg problem.
      Unless Valve and Blizzard start to allow linux port (remember freecraft ?) or Linux become a viable market, the situation won't change.
      (Yes, i still fire up the windows box to play but the price to keep up with today requirements make me do it less often)
      I think lot of people don't even know how to install software, then a cheap linux box with games included would do the trick (until their kids want to buy counterstrike (let it die dammit :p) but then they would most likely complain to the store, forcing publishers to recognize the linux games market ;))

    10. Re:The one reason they forgot: by argStyopa · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Reason number three: Linux doesn't have enough applications
      [smarmy sarcasm clipped]
      Still, so long as you want to run Microsoft programs at Microsoft prices, Windows is the operating system for you!


      To expand on the OP, here's what usually runs on my home system:

      Sid Meier's Pirates!
      World War 2 Online
      World of Warcraft
      Europe Universalis 2
      Rome Total War
      City of Heroes
      Toontown
      RRT2
      Hearts of Iron 2
      Crusader Kings
      Disciples 2
      Homeworld 2
      Halflife 2 ...and that's most of them. There are a ton of other games I have installed but don't play too often.

      Linux = hello? WTF would I want to run Linux for?

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    11. Re:The one reason they forgot: by plasmacutter · · Score: 1

      You only have to pay to get access to the packages. You don't need to subscribe to get raw source from what i read at transgaming.

      Also, There's no mention of expiration. You contribute to the project for a set limited time access to their professionally made update installers, but I see no DRM killing cedega when the subscription is up.

      Also.. big whoop! $20-$50 for cedega on a FREE os to play games rather than $260 for windows to play games AND have viruses.

      I know which one i'm going for.

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    12. Re:The one reason they forgot: by crabpeople · · Score: 0

      Yeah HAHA foolish me, i listened to people here and when it came time for me to get a laptop i said I want linux on that! knowing full well that there was a way to make wow run on it.

      What NO ONE mentions, is that the emulator that runs wow on linux is Cedega (tried without and its all a bunch of squiggily lines, although i could sign into the game). So off i go to find it knowing how helpful the linux comunity usually is. Whats this? YEARLY FEE? um linux = free. why i gots to pay for this shit?

      so off i went to the torrent sites. as i was downloading Cedega, I realized that the arrow keys in firefox, didnt actually scroll the page, but rather scrolled thru listings of items i had typed in a text box? wtf! says I! I clicked on the screen, thiking that maybe my scroll arrows were caught in a frame. no such luck. aparently using the arrow keys to scroll the page instead of the mousewheel (no mousewheel on a laptop), is buggy at best and down right not working at worst.

      this is why as soon as i get a CDROM drive (linux was able to be installed VIA bootp WHICH IS WHY ITS GOOD FOR SERVERS) i will be putting 2k on my laptop. See what linux needs to do is make everything work OUT OF THE BOX. that and standardize the update systems; emerge, yum, up2date, urpmi, aptget... I mean come ON. everytime i try a new distro it takes me at least 30 minutes to figure out how to do the updates properly. but i guess im dumb and need to RTFM.

      wow that was a crazy rant but i just gave up coffee today so.

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    13. Re:The one reason they forgot: by crabpeople · · Score: 1

      forgot to add that the cadega torrent had no seeds on it. at least when i pirate things on windows, theres someone else out there with the same goals/problems. yet another reason linux isnt ready for MY desktop. difficulty in pirating the few pay for integral utilities.

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    14. Re:The one reason they forgot: by cthulhubob · · Score: 1

      You are aware that you can download the development version of Cedega for free from their CVS server?

      It doesn't include support for copy protection, but if you're trying to pirate Cedega, I assume you have installed copy protection disabling patches for all your games anyway.

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    15. Re:The one reason they forgot: by MaynardJanKeymeulen · · Score: 1

      1) Wine is not an emulator. Cedega equals Wine, with a few modifications. By the transitive property, Cedega is not an emulator.
      2) Have you actually tried running Cedega? Imho there's maybe 10% overhead, if you're unlucky, but it is hardly noticable.

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    16. Re:The one reason they forgot: by WhiteWolf666 · · Score: 1

      1) Yes, what he said

      2) There is some API translation overhead. Not much, but some. Right now, the overhead is only significant in terms of translating D3D pixel shaders to OpenGL--- everything else is negligible (under 1%).

      With pixel shaders, there is about a 5-15% slowdown, depending upon the complexitiy. World of Warcraft pixel shaders are very basic. Half Life 2's are somewhat more complex.

      This, however, is usually more than made up for by other positive things regarding linux-- better (and faster) memory allocation, finer delinated process priorities, close to real-time scheduling (which actually slows down net performance, but makes your games feel more responsive), significantly faster filesystem access (especially if you use the new Reiserfs 4).

      In an apples to apples comparison, in a game that does not use pixel shaders, Cedega performance is usuallly about 20% faster than Windows. In the near future, I'm sure we'll see greater pixel shader optimizations, especially now that Nvidia's (soon ATIs) drivers have OpenGL 2.0 support.

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    17. Re:The one reason they forgot: by T-Ranger · · Score: 1

      While some games, and some parts of some games have performance penalities under Cedega. most games (or at least the meat of most games) runs just fine. (ie, loading may be slow, demos/cutscreenes/movies may be slow, but the game is at speed) In fact, doom3 runs faster under wine then the native Linux version (or at least it did.. inline asm that was incompatable with gcc, this may be fixed now).

      There are three reasons why I dont dual boot into XP to play games: 1) I dont own XP, 2) it would take a long time if I did and 3) it wouldnt be any faster, anyway.

    18. Re:The one reason they forgot: by WhiteWolf666 · · Score: 1

      1. You are using a buggy, most likely power-user oriented distribution.

      Arrow keys on mouse scrolling not working? What, are you using Gentoo, and compiling everything with bizarre USE flags?

      2. Yes, Windows can be cheaper if you pirate everything, because sometimes its difficult to pirate Linux software, so you'll have to buy it. Sorry if I don't cry a tear for you ;-)

      Oh, and you can get a free & legal copy of cedega using this script
      http://winecvs.linux-gamers.net/index.php/Main_Pag e

      3. You can install Win2k via bootp, too

      4. Why should they standardize on update systems? It's not like you'll be running multiple distributions on the same system. Pick one that's best for you (if you are new, than a noob-friendly distirubtion, like SuSE), and update/package management will be easy.

      Plus, Windows needs a crap load of stuff to work 'Out of Box'. Of course, you've probably pirated all the stuff you already need, like MS Office, Photoshop, Winzip, etc . . ., so you didn't notice or took for granted that all of that was installed by default on your linux system.

      Oh, and if you are running Mandrake, SuSE, or Fedora, all of your drivers (including ATI/Nvidia OpenGL drivers) can be installed automatically via the distribution. No need to go driver hunting, which is a Pain In The Ass on windows.

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    19. Re:The one reason they forgot: by Cigarra · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I've been to that site. It doesn't say anything. It looks like a blog. I couldn't tell, really, because it's ugly. And it doesn't say anything.

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    20. Re:The one reason they forgot: by WhiteWolf666 · · Score: 1

      It's not substantially uglier than slashdot, unless you are using some ghetto browser.

      www.transgaming.com is their business/support site.

      www.transgaming.org is their forum/developer blog site.

      The main use to transgaming.org is the forums, which are pretty helpful. Not terribly high traffic, but fairly helpful.

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    21. Re:The one reason they forgot: by theTerribleRobbo · · Score: 1

      Agreed. Try hollering "Who's up for a game of freeciv?" at a LAN party and see how far you get.

      The above-mentioned Windows games, by the way, do run on Linux with an emulator like Cedega, which unfortunately has it's own subscription fee. Even if you do get it (either by paying for it, or leeching it from teh intarweb), support is rather spotty in places.

      (Doesn't stop me using it, though.)

      PS: Yes, there's a CVS version of Cedega/WineX. No, it doesn't include the copy-protection code, and it's generally a pain in the arse to set up properly.

    22. Re:The one reason they forgot: by theTerribleRobbo · · Score: 1

      > Arrow keys on mouse scrolling not working? What, are you using Gentoo, and compiling everything with bizarre USE flags?

      No, and No. I get problems with scrolling occasionally with Firefox 1.0.4. It's a problem that's plagued the earlier versions - fortunately, it's rather rare nowadays.

    23. Re:The one reason they forgot: by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Doom, Quake, Unreal tournament, tribal trouble, pontifex 2, gish, tuxracer, frozen bubble

      I count... 5 games that you can also play on Windows (Frozen Bubble is just a port of Bust-A-Move, a game available on pretty much every platform.) I haven't played Tribal Trouble, Gish, or Tuxracer, mainly because when I last tried Linux, Ubuntu didn't have Tribal Trouble in its repository, Gish and Tuxracer didn't run, or didn't run worth crap.

    24. Re:The one reason they forgot: by dcam · · Score: 1

      I'll give you one:
      servers.

      I am in a similar situation to you. I run a windows desktop largely to play games. In fact you have listed half of the games I play. However I also live in a house with 3 other people. 2 of those 3 people have computers, but there is only one printer. They also share some files between them. I've set up a file server to enable you to access all the files from any one of the machines. This is convenient for more than just printing as the machines have a different software set.

      I also have a work laptop as well as my desktop. I like to work on my files from both machines.

      File server:
      - P3 400 + 128 Mb Ram (No HD, No CDROM) $40
      - 80G Seagate drive $100
      - OS, Debian $0
      (prices in AUD from about a year ago)

      I think I spent about 8 hours:
      - researching how to run samba
      - installing and configuring

      YMMV, but I have found my file server worth many times the money I spent on it. FWIW it has never crashed.

      The other option would be just to share the files from my desktop. There are several problems with this:
      1. Noise. My desktop is in my room. I don't like to have it on while I sleep.
      2. I can't take my desktop away for a LAN Party.
      3. I can trash my desktop and not have any concerns. This include crashes due to games I am running.
      4. I like to have dedicated machines that do one thing well. I'm not sure I want to have people adding load to my machine while I am playing CSS.

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    25. Re:The one reason they forgot: by Azureflare · · Score: 1
      You do realize that almost all those games run perfectly in Cedega by Transgaming? (www.transgaming.com)

      There's no reason to use windows for games anymore. I have entirely gotten rid of windows partitions as all the games I like to play run perfectly in Cedega.

      Running through the game list: Sid Meier's Pirates! - Some minor playability problems, need to tweak some configs to get it right.
      World War 2 Online - Someone got a screenshot but doesn't seem to work too well
      World of Warcraft - Works perfectly, I play it using Cedega myself
      Europe Universalis 2 - Works with _no_ known problems.
      Rome: Total War - Doesn't work as of Cedega 4.1
      City of Heroes - This game is officially supported by Transgaming
      RRT2 - No playability ratings, so I'm not sure if this works or not. There are screenshots of it in play
      Hearts of Iron 2 - This has a 4/5 rating, not sure how it performs
      Crusader Kings - has a 5/5 playability rating
      Disciples 2 - Couldn't find this game on the transgaming list... I've never heard of it (??)
      Homeworld 2 - This works, I have it installed and play it occassionally
      Halflife 2 - Officially supported by transgaming

      (direct link to game listings: http://transgaming.org/gamesdb/

      A few of the games you like don't work, but most of them do... so really unless you can't do without those few games, the only thing keeping you off linux is yourself :)

      Of course, you still have the absolute right to make that decision. Just letting you know that this option exists if you didn't know about it.

    26. Re:The one reason they forgot: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I read the comment about games, and had to agree. But apparently I read it the opposite way as you did.

      The only reason for running a game on Windows is that it's absolutely impossible to run it on anything else. So far, the only game I have that fits that is Microsoft Train Simulator. I was playing just a couple of days ago, and after spending about an hour getting almost to the interesting point... CRASH.

      That's why I prefer to play games on other systems. Linux, Playstation, doesn't matter. I have other games that were written for Windows, but they run better under Wine than they do under Windows. Even though Wine is still alpha, I don't have to worry nearly as much about crashes as under Windows.

      I don't understand how hardcore gamers can put up with playing under Windows. I'm not hardcore, I only play for fun, but still, when I get a crash just before completing a level I spend the last hour on, I get frustrated. Now, you'll probably say that my PC is hosed. Well, I've been to LAN parties with all the local hardcore gamers. I play under Linux, they play under Windows. Guess what, they're the ones with problems running the games. One has graphics probles, making every black pixel in the game white. Another gets several BSODs. One game crashes for everyone (ok, I didn't try that one at all, not my style, and too big a download, put the point still stands: How can they put up with playing in an environment like that?)

  12. And 10 reasons to use SCO OpenServer6 instead... by GillBates0 · · Score: 5, Funny
    ...straight from the horse's mouth:

    1. OpenServer 6 Costs Less
    2. SCO Has a Superior Kernel
    3. OpenServer Has Better Security
    4. SCO Has a Customer-Driven Roadmap
    5. OpenServer 6 is Backward Compatible
    6. SCO Allows You to Focus on Your Core Competency
    7. SCO Owns and Warrantees its Products
    8. SCO is Unifying its Code Base
    9. SCO UNIX: Legendary Reliability
    10. SCO Has an Award-Winning Support Team

    Read TFL for buzzwordy drivel and meaningless tripe from Darryl himself. Didn't know he'd registered a website in his name to spout his n0nsense.

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  13. Objections by Bimo_Dude · · Score: 5, Insightful
    While I think it's a good idea to write an article that addresses some of the common objections to switching to Linux, I think that having the article written in such a flamebaitish manner undermines the whole thing.

    Also, when trying to discuss the benefits of alternative operating systems, it does not help the argument if you (by this, I mean the writer of the article) come off as being sarcastic and condescending.

    My $.02 anyway.

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    1. Re:Objections by fonetik · · Score: 1
      Well said. I certainly thought that article was hilarious but I was laughing at it, not with it. And the only thought that it provoked was of how it completely missed the point. I am a Network Engineer and I use almost exclusively MS products. I have no problem with Linux or open source, and I think it's a great concept. It wouldn't work for me because I am simply too invested in MS. Not in money, but in time and training. I may be able to boot up the new cool distro of the week, and it might even install correctly for me, but if something breaks I don't know how to fix it. It might be as easy as changing the .wekjrhkje file in the \dev\lib\etc\bin\whatever folder. I simply don't know and I have no incentive to learn it until there is something that I can do on Linux that I can't do on Windows. The only things I do hear are how to fix all the problems that arise from trying to make windows things work in linux. What's the point? The opposite may be true of a linux guy who gets confused in the registry. You have to know enough about both not to be objective to say that one is better, and that is difficult.

      Articles like this prove my point. If you are shortsighted enough to think that items 2-4 are correct, I really don't trust your judgement. Viruses, exploits, and spyware are not problems that Microsoft has, they are problems that the most prevalent and standardized OS and apps. Viruses are made for outlook because it's the most popular. All programs are vulnerable. It's laughable that one of the points is that you have to patch Windows often. It's gone from being a problem when no one bothered to even install service packs, much less patches, to being a non-issue. New XP systems update themselves if you ask them to, and often even if you don't. And with all patches installed, with enough knowledge to know not to doubleclick every attachment that hits your inbox, and with some secure passwords and practices it's very secure.

      Linux and OSS are great ideas. I like the community for the most part, which is why I'm here. Concepts like slashdot, for all it's shortfalls, it's still where I choose to read and speak. When I come here and read this pedantic tripe it just seems juvenile, and I think it reflects poorly.

    2. Re:Objections by Bimo_Dude · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Agreed.

      I have a fair amount of experience in both environments, as well as heterogeneous (a lot of both). Integrating the applications that run on the different platforms is one of the most challenging and rewarding things I've done. Personally, I prefer *NIX, but I really don't mind working with Windows either. They each have their strong and weak points. I believe in the best tool for the job.

      I guess the point I'm trying to make is that the zealots on both sides of the MS -vs- *NIX flamewars are not doing their side any favors. They're only "preaching to the converted," and making everybody else think they're nuts.

      It does, sometimes, make for rather entertaining reading, though.

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    3. Re:Objections by swillden · · Score: 1

      While I think it's a good idea to write an article that addresses some of the common objections to switching to Linux

      There are plenty of articles like that, but the one we're discussing here is not one of them.

      It was an inside joke for the Linux faithful, not a serious guide for people considering switching. Laugh. It's funny.

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  14. Linux installs still hit and miss by kgruscho · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Ive tried several different linux distros on computers including my homebuilt Asus A7N8x-e deluxe AMD system and pentium 4 dell's at my lab. Ati 9600 level graphics on them.

    None of them boot DSL properly. Mandrake Move no. Gentoo liveCD works, can install gentoo, but massive pains in getting the bootloader to work with drive due to the existance of SATA.

    Your mileage will vary, until Linux gets better simpler support for hardware, especially with regards to X, ive yet to get X to run without having to abuse myself relearning conf files, don't even compare them to windows.

    1. Re:Linux installs still hit and miss by Attrition_cp · · Score: 1

      Just FYI, but I run an Asus A7V8X-X on an ATi 9800 Pro, and have had similar problems as yours, but I've found that Ubuntu installs just fine every time, no reconfig.

      Good luck getting ATi video drivers to work with 3d accel though.. I mean I've done it.. once..

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    2. Re:Linux installs still hit and miss by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      first off you need computer basic training..

      boot dsl? you connect to dsl for internet... do not try to boot it...

      and what kind of mandrake move no are you using? that comment made no sense.

      funny part is that X works perfectly out of the box with any modern distro overthe past 4 years.

      high end distros for experts like gentoo and slackware? that's like giving a 16 year old a Ferarri.... you dont do that. give him the VW bug with automatic and rubbvert bumpers

      I suggest you actually know something about computers before you start messing with linux .

    3. Re:Linux installs still hit and miss by FictionPimp · · Score: 1

      bootloader trouble with sata? When did you try 2 years ago?

      I haven't had an ide hard drive in years. All I've ever had to do was this.

      grub-install /dev/sda

      and of course setup my grub.conf file. But that is the same no matter if its ide or sata.

    4. Re:Linux installs still hit and miss by PsychicX · · Score: 1
    5. Re:Linux installs still hit and miss by jahudabudy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I suggest you actually know something about computers before you start messing with linux .
      And that, Mr. Anonymous Coward, is exactly the "advice" that makes casual computer users think of Linux as "Too hard" and stick with Windows. I hope you don't post to help forums...

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    6. Re:Linux installs still hit and miss by LnxAddct · · Score: 1

      Try Fedora. Most hardware detection systems derive from Fedora's, including the reknowned knoppix. Its pretty easy to configure and designed for everythign from desktops to enterprise. Fedora engineers write a large portion of the code you'll find in any distro, and they make sure that it works well together in their distro. Best of luck.
      Regards,
      Steve

    7. Re:Linux installs still hit and miss by zeylisse · · Score: 1

      Your mileage will vary, until Linux gets better simpler support for hardware, especially with regards to X, ive yet to get X to run without having to abuse myself relearning conf files, don't even compare them to windows.

      Maybe if someone donate his time|skills in programming, testing and supporting, instead of taking for granted and whinning about more? :)

      Maybe if vendors at least _try_ to be linux friendly with hardware, drivers and specifications?

      Maybe if linux (and OSS in general) developers get better plain materialistic support with some $$$ from users?

      Maybe if some game-industry giants supported linux as well?

      btw, take a look at Ubuntu. I think they won the "Gramma-compatible" award ;)

    8. Re:Linux installs still hit and miss by Zaiff+Urgulbunger · · Score: 1

      Does SATA work perfectly with Windows?

    9. Re:Linux installs still hit and miss by stlpct706 · · Score: 1
      high end distros for experts like gentoo and slackware? that's like giving a 16 year old a Ferarri.... you dont do that. give him the VW bug with automatic and rubbvert bumpers

      Before I moved to Linux, I was an advanced Windows user. I knew something about computers, but nothing about Unix/Linux/BSD.

      When I switched to Linux (I was 17, BTW), I installed Gentoo. My install was painless, and with a little reading (10-20 hours), I was able to recompile my own system using custom compiler settings for my architecture. I customized USE flags, and learned a hell of a lot about how my computer works. Now that I'm proficient with Linux, I'm glad that I didn't start with an easier distro.

      Starting from an "expert" distro allowed me to challenge myself to learn. It was an opportunity to gain real knowledge.

      I wouldn't hand a Ferarri to a 16 year old either, but it's easier to fix a computer than a Ferarri.

      My experience with Linux has been one of total satisfaction.

    10. Re:Linux installs still hit and miss by A.K.A_Magnet · · Score: 1

      I doubt you have any good will if you fail to install Linux on such a widely used configuration.

      I have a homebuilt ASUS A7N8X-E Deluxe AMD system too with a GeForce 4 and it worked out of the box with Debian Sarge. Been using this desktop for 2 years and a half without a single problem, no hanging, no rebooting, works flawlessly, everything is recognized.

      If you install Linux "just to see" without any real intent of using it, that's why you fail. Keep a way to check the web, wipe all your Windows installation and install Debian. You will have no choice but to get things to work properly. Nothing is hard to get working, you just have to change your mindset to get the logic behind everyday Linux use. Hell, I couldn't go back to Windows, I know it sounds a bit of a cliché, but I really find Windows crappy, bloated and barely usable and you would certainly think alike once you find yourself comfy on GNU/Linux. Ideologically, and as a CS student, I would also now be ashamed of using a Microsoft product (ideologically) and Windows, given its fundamental design flaws (Windows has many things wrong in a CS angle).

      Oh and btw, X worked out of the box, too. I just tweaked it a little, but that's my own choice. A choice you don't really have on Windows, given the limited settings of the display manager.

      So is Linux for everyone? Yes. But it's not to be administered by anyone. My mother couldn't install Windows. She couldn't add a printer under Windows. Now it's been 1 year she's under Debian and she still don't do those things, but what she could do before (Mail, Web, ie the most common uses for private users), she can do now. And I don't have to worry 'bout 0-day exploits and worms. I apt-get regulary and that's fine.

      Microsoft tried to demonstrate that everyone can be his own PC admin. On the contrary, they gave us a proof by contradiction. Look at worms, botnet, spam. Microsoft can be held responsible for much of these. Most people don't care, that's fine. But I do, so at least in my entourage, we are Microsoft-free.

      PS: we can't say everything in one message, nothing is perfect, and Linux isn't. Windows may not that bad for some uses either.

    11. Re:Linux installs still hit and miss by cjsteele · · Score: 1

      It sounds to me like you lot are missing the broader point... linux is as much about philosophy as it is about technology, perhaps even more-so. If you can't get your mind around that basic tenant, then don't bother griping about what it is or isn't as a technical accomplishment (or lack thereof.)

      The circle block goes in the circle hole, square block in the square hole, etc., ad infinitum... use the right tool for the job.

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    12. Re:Linux installs still hit and miss by Penguin+Programmer · · Score: 1

      If you can't get a basic Linux desktop running in about an hour, you're doing something wrong. Install Ubuntu. It takes 20 minutes, and all your hardware will work out of the box. I've had it recognize and automagically setup such evil things as ATI graphics cards and Intel SATA controllers, so I think it'll recognize whatever you're throwing at it.

      Re X, I've been using Linux as my only desktop OS for around seven years. In that time, I've never had to manually setup X. Even the Mandrake 6.0 I installed back in 1999 setup X automatically when you installed it. The only thing I've ever edited my X config for is my fancy dual-monitor setup, and that only involved adding a couple of lines, which were clearly documented in the nVidia driver information. Ubuntu even guesses resolutions and refresh rates pretty accurately, although if it gets it wrong, it's easy enough to change using Gnome config tools.

    13. Re:Linux installs still hit and miss by FictionPimp · · Score: 1

      works fine for me as well.

      I just stick my XP CD in and install.

      In fact, with my nforce4 chipset I have not had ANY problems with SATA in linux or windows.

    14. Re:Linux installs still hit and miss by Apathetic1 · · Score: 1

      I'll echo one of the other comments here - I built an A7N8X-E Dx system for my Aunt and Fedora Core 2 installed flawlessly. I didn't have to go fix it once in the 9 months she had Fedora installed.

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  15. Mirrordot by Phil246 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Seeing as the linked article is grinding to a crawl, here's the mirrordot
    http://www.mirrordot.org/stories/384802a7fdfeda4ae 7ca3f011299d755/index.html

  16. What's a command line? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Most Windows users have never even heard of it even though it's on their Start Menu, never mind the registry which requires you to type a COMMAND into the command line.

    This guy is saying what? That he can ignore the blindingly obvious truths of why "Linux sucks" for a basic user by pulling the "it's free and this distro can boot without you touching it and that distro comes with programs installed"?

    Don't think he's stroking the userbase hard enough.

    1. Re:What's a command line? by tuppe666 · · Score: 1

      Most user may indeed have never heard of the command line, but if they had it may add power to them as users if they had. The reality is, is that CLI is just one way of doing things. I suspect that in reality you don't have to use it in linux, even those who do will use it less and less. Everybody on the other hand is aware that the registry is more than a little bit poor, and is clearly getting more and more difficult to manage manually. This can be seen quite clear with the multitude of registry cleaners etc available for windows. Windows works well for me but I'm not the average user. I know how to (and cheaply), keep my registry clean, my computer virus free, use a firewall etc. Most people just run there windows computers into the ground and when ready buy another one.

  17. Reason #6 by iCEBaLM · · Score: 4, Funny

    You already have MacOS X :D

    1. Re:Reason #6 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just purchased a Mac Mini this weekend and I must say that Windows is off my list of acceptable platforms to run software. I even had few moments of unclean feelings about my Linux boxes (still recovering).

      A bit confusing to start since I have never owned or really worked on a Mac, but it's getting easier to point-and-click.

  18. Linux doesn't have enough applications... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    And there it is... I know it was an attempt at sarcasm, but until you can give me BF2, SWG, WoW, and HL2 without sacrificing a crap ton of performance (cedega I'm talking about you), I'll stick with Windows. Linux can power my webserver like no other, but I have no use for a linux desktop.

    1. Re:Linux doesn't have enough applications... by teknomage1 · · Score: 1

      And there it is... I know it was an attempt at sarcasm, but until you can give me BF2, SWG, WoW, and HL2 without sacrificing a crap ton of performance (cedega I'm talking about you), I'll stick with Windows. Linux can power my webserver like no other, but I have no use for a linux desktop.

      Any non-gamers have trouble parsing all those acronyms?

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    2. Re:Linux doesn't have enough applications... by mc900ftjesus · · Score: 0

      Amen. This is why OS X will never take over the desktop either, that and you need a home loan to buy a Mac that could play these games if they were available.

    3. Re:Linux doesn't have enough applications... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How old are you?

    4. Re:Linux doesn't have enough applications... by phoenxshard · · Score: 1

      BF2=Battle Front 2 SWG=Star Wars Galaxies WoW=World of Warcraft HL2=Half Life 2

      Just in case they do. :)

    5. Re:Linux doesn't have enough applications... by tuppe666 · · Score: 1

      I see the argument saying there are not enough games, not applications as such on linux. It always occurs to me that in comparrison to consoles even windows pales in comparison. I have no knowledge of using Cedega, I'm sure if a game attracted me that much I would give it a go, but in reality. I'd rather have genuine ports of games. Better yet proper open-source collaboration between companies.

  19. Mirrordot link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  20. Biggest reason not to use Linux: by suitepotato · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Slashdotting!

    Even with a quad proc dual core server and sixteen gigs of memory with gig-e you still can't resist the sheer might of the Slashdot effect. Linux wilts, Apache dies, the hard drive melts. I'm not sure if an IBM mainframe could withstand it.

    I guess I will have to rtfa later...

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    1. Re:Biggest reason not to use Linux: by databyss · · Score: 1

      Don't bother...

      It got modded -2 flamebait and is below your threshold.

      It's really a pointless article which can me summed up rather shortly: "L1nUX i5 t3h R0x0zrzrzrz, WiBlows B10w5!"

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  21. Not my experience by burtdub · · Score: 1
    In my experience using Linux:
    1. It's been a pain to install
    2. Took me hours to figure out how to watch Homestar Runner
    3. Gotten me trapped in dependency hell every time I try to install something.
    4. Garbled any document I ever tried to send to people
    5. Formatted my iPod

    I like Linux plenty, but I don't think it's quite there yet.

    1. Re:Not my experience by someone300 · · Score: 0

      Sounds more to me like the distro you used isn't quite there yet

    2. Re:Not my experience by dfn5 · · Score: 4, Funny
      1. It's been a pain to install
      This is totally untrue. Installing Linux is an easy 10 step process.
      1. Boot the CD
      2. fdisk your hard drive
      3. mkfs your filesystems
      4. ifconfig your network cards
      5. extract the software to compile your system
      6. Recompile this software for your CPU
      7. Compile and install the base system software
      8. Configure, Compile and install the kernel
      9. Configure your boot loader
      10. Reboot

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    3. Re:Not my experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Sounds like you haven't tried anytime recently. Dependancy nightmare? I haven't seen that in ages. Painfull install? Even Debain is quite easy now.

      I mean you literally open the CD drive put in cd and hit return. How freakinghard is that? Yeah you might have to check enter your monitor if it is not a common brand...but not likely.

      Sheesh. I think people are just lazy. Plain lazy. It takes a litte effort ot get used to something new. Yeah gamers have real gripes. Can't fault them but for the averge user..sheesh.

      From here on out I will help a windows user fix their computer one time. If they switch to linux I will help them learn. However a refusal to make an effort to learn will be met with a refusal to help out.

      Bleh no all you windows users.

      Flaim on I am AC and don't really care what your thoughts and opinions are.

    4. Re:Not my experience by makomk · · Score: 1

      Hours to figure out how to watch Homestar Runner? What web browser were you using? I found that,the first time I tried to watch Flash in Mozilla, it directed me to the Macromedia page with the download and installation instructions - which basically consisted of running the installer you'd just downloaded (from a console, though).

      (Sound was slightly harder - under Gentoo, I had to use the aoss wrapper due to a bug with Flash and ALSA, though under Mandrake it just worked for some reason. I suspect this is Macromedia's fault.)

      And dependency hell? I've never seen this myself, though admittedly I've only used Mandrake and Gentoo.

    5. Re:Not my experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What distro requires you to use mkfs directly, or ifconfig?

      To install debian, ubunto, fc, ...

      1. Boot the CD
      2. Answer some questions
      3. Reboot

      Or perhaps you are just an MS shill hoping to scare off people thinking of giving Linux a try.

      Why don't you MS shits try competing on quality & security rather than lying to the inexperiened?

    6. Re:Not my experience by dfn5 · · Score: 1
      What distro requires you to use mkfs directly, or ifconfig?
      Gentoo, the one true distro.

      Or perhaps you are just an MS shill hoping to scare off people thinking of giving Linux a try.
      Nope. I just use a distro that requires that you know how Linux works and doesn't assume your only skill is right click properties.

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    7. Re:Not my experience by rjstanford · · Score: 1

      (Sound was slightly harder - under Gentoo, I had to use the aoss wrapper due to a bug with Flash and ALSA, though under Mandrake it just worked for some reason. I suspect this is Macromedia's fault.)

      And that right there is a fantastic example of the kind of hoops that the vast majority of people will never jump through. Ever. They'll just wonder why their sound doesn't work, and complain about it. And then move on - or back - to a different system. Yes, sure, they could fix it. Just like you could keep constantly tuning up a car that didn't hold its fuel settings properly (random analogy). But you shouldn't have to; after all, you don't care about fuel curves, you just want to drive to Fry's. And neither should they - they just want to laugh at a cartoon.

      The fact that you even know that the behavior is different under two alternate distros indicates that you're doing things way more advanced than the typical user would. The fact that choosing your distro is critical to getting your apps working properly (and I'm sure there's another example in this very thread about something working with Gentoo and failing with Mandrake) is just another point in the favor of those insisting that Linux is not quite ready for prime time.

      And yes, I use it (and love it) on the server. But Linux desktop? Not for me, thanks.

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    8. Re:Not my experience by ajs318 · · Score: 1
      I think you missed out "mount all filesystems under target filesystem" and "chroot into target filesystem". But unless you're installing Gentoo Stage One {and thus either know what you are doing, or are keen to learn}, the installer on the CD will do all of the above for you.

      Have you ever installed Windows -- any version -- on a box you built from scratch? You'll know it goes something like this if you're lucky:
      1. Install Windows
      2. Boot up machine in 16-colour, 640x480 mode.
      3. LCD monitor protests that sync rate is out of range. Find tube monitor.
      4. Install drivers for motherboard chipset {including, inter alia, the CD-ROM drive from which it has just been reading and the HDD to which it has just been writing}.
      5. Reboot machine.
      6. Install drivers for graphics card.
      7. Reboot machine.
      8. Find a graphics mode that can be displayed on tube monitor and LCD {this will take several cable swaps, be careful not to bend pins in monitor plug}.
      9. Replace tube monitor with LCD.
      10. Disabuse computer of notion that it has found new hardware.
      11. Select correct graphics mode you really want.
      12. Install sound card drivers.
      13. Reboot machine.
      14. Install network card drivers.
      15. Reboot machine.
      16. Correct other settings which have mysteriously changed themselves.
      17. Reboot machine.
      18. Install anti-virus and firewall software. Ignore protests that machine does not appear to be connected to a network.
      19. Reboot machine.
      20. Plug in network cable. Machine is now networked. Download latest updates for Windows, drivers and security software.
      21. Reboot machine.
      22. Virus checker protests that system is infected and needs to be repaired. Find Windows CD and follow prompts.
      23. Reboot machine.
      You now have a system with no applications {except anti-virus and firewall}. Installing each application will involve at least one reboot. If you're unlucky the process will go les Roberts vers le haut as they say in Paris, and you'll have to start again.

      BTW, if you ever want to install Windows on a PC that has had Linux on it, you'll need to use Linux's own fdisk to change all the Linux partitions to FAT ones, then run it again to delete them. This is because the fdisk supplied with Windows is totally christian and cannot even delete any other kind of partition than FAT {or maybe NTFS}, let alone create them
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    9. Re:Not my experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Gentoo, the one true distro.
      What makes Gentoo the "one true distro"? Why doesn't LFS qualify, or even a binary distribution like Red Hat, SuSE, Debian, or Ubuntu?
    10. Re:Not my experience by BeerAndLoathing · · Score: 2, Funny

      You miss: 11. Pray

    11. Re:Not my experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually it goes something like this:

      -Pop in boot CD
      -Format partition
      -Install
      -Reboot into Windows

    12. Re:Not my experience by makomk · · Score: 1

      I suspect part of the problem is that Linux is a second-class citizen in the eyes of developers like Macromedia. I mean, very few companies would survive if the most recent Windows version of their software didn't work with the latest sound drivers/OS version unless you used some arcane workaround, but Linux users are expected to put up with this sort of thing.

      To be quite honest, I'm not even sure why aoss is needed; the kernel OSS emulation should handle things automatically (and does for most software). Presumably, the Flash plugin does something weird or there's a bug somewhere.

    13. Re:Not my experience by shywolf9982 · · Score: 1

      And, most of all, you don't have a living clip (which, btw, is the main cause of people having serious fear of biotechnologies) that tells you "I see you're fdisk'in, maybe you wanna know how to make an apple pie aswell?"

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    14. Re:Not my experience by Aranth+Brainfire · · Score: 1

      Wellll, the installation guide is pretty specific... doesn't require such extreme linux knowledge.

      It does, however, probably require the ability to learn, which I believe some older people have lost over time.

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      "Quoting yourself is stupid." -Me
    15. Re:Not my experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > 1. It's been a pain to install
      >
      >This is totally untrue. Installing Linux is an >easy 10 step process.
      >
      > 1. Boot the CD
      > 2. fdisk your hard drive
      > 3. mkfs your filesystems
      > 4. ifconfig your network cards
      > 5. extract the software to compile your system
      > 6. Recompile this software for your CPU
      > 7. Compile and install the base system >software
      > 8. Configure, Compile and install the kernel
      > 9. Configure your boot loader
      > 10. Reboot

      Running Linux without installing is even easier:

      1. Boot from the CD.
      2. Profit!

  22. Slash-dud by jeff_schiller · · Score: 3, Informative

    One thing the article steps around is the fact that many people like to use their computer for games. In that respect, the availability of Windows titles DOES dwarf Linux availability. So this, a sarcastic and biased rant about Linux being better than Windows, is headline news, whereas a story involving Opera turning 10 years old today and giving away its desktop browser licenses (happening NOW) is rejected by the /. mods.

    1. Re:Slash-dud by Attrition_cp · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Well, it sucks that the submission was rejected, but I for one am glad to know about the free licence :)

      Thank you.

      --
      Touched By His Noodley Appendage.
    2. Re:Slash-dud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least it's not slashdotted (yet), when I read the article. That would suck.

    3. Re:Slash-dud by slavemowgli · · Score: 1

      That story *has* been posted (well, maybe not your submission, but the story itself).

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    4. Re:Slash-dud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jesus...for once they DON'T dupe, and you're bitching?!

  23. Mind you... by gunpowda · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't see reasons 1 & 2 as being particularly far-fetched from the point of view of your average consumer - the usability experience still needs a lot of work before it's completely ready as a Windows replacement, and although the site is taking this point to extremes, there's still a germ of truth in there.

  24. What about games? by glassjaw+rocks · · Score: 1
    "Reason number three: Linux doesn't have enough applications
    Really now. I mean, most Linux systems only come with secure Web browsers, like Firefox; e-mail clients, like Evolution; IM clients, like GAIM; office suites, like OpenOffice.org 2.0; Web page editors, like Nvu; and on, and on, and..."

    This may be all fine and dandy, however, what about the games? I, and I'm sure many others, don't own a computer just to sit and do work on it. Games. If you ask me, that's the single biggest thing holding Linux back from being installed on many more systems.

    --
    -gjr
    1. Re:What about games? by Nos. · · Score: 1

      Yes, and I don't think anyone will disagree with you. There are lots of game for Linux. There aren't may mainstream games for Linux. The workarounds to get these games working on Linux are available, but have questionable results, performance, etc.

      I keep a W2K box around where I play my games. But for damn near everything else I do, I really do, much prefer working on Linux. My W2K box is an Athlon 2400 OC'd with 1GB RAM. Yet, for production (coding, development, document writing, etc), my 600Mhz with 128MB RAM is about 90-95% as responsive. If I need a tool, its usually as simple as apt-get install (I always install the apt suite for RedHat).

    2. Re:What about games? by boy_afraid · · Score: 0

      There are tons of games. TRON is a badass game, but I think you are referring to things like Half-Life 2, City Of Heroes. If you mean that, then I CAN'T AGREE WITH YOU MORE! That's the only reason I keep Windows XP installed, otherwise I would just use VMWare to do my Visual Studio Windows Development, but even THAT I'm thinking of doing in QT instead.

  25. Coral Cache by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.linux-watch.com.nyud.net:8090/news/NS81 24627492.html

    Would it be too much to ask the editors to supply coral cache links whenever they post a story? Or have they not heard of the slashdot effect?

  26. For me, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm equally comfortable with both operating systems, yet my home computer is Windows! Here's why:

    Every day I use: ssh, emacs, Photoshop, Eclipse and Firefox.

    On Windows I can use: ssh, emacs, Photoshop, Eclipse and Firefox.

    On Linux I can use: ssh, emacs, Eclipse, and Firefox.

    1. Re:For me, by paranerd · · Score: 1

      True. But on Linux I can run Gimp, send money to goodly causes, and have enough left over to upgrade my graphics card

    2. Re:For me, by paranerd · · Score: 1

      Plus, I don't deal with DRM, Ad-Aware, Zotob....

    3. Re:For me, by paranerd · · Score: 1
      FWIW, I think it's unfair to troll KtHM's reply. This is at the heart of this article: Why people don't stick with Linux? If there's a missing killer-app, or the interfaces suck then you don't stick.
      KtHM: After using Photoshop, the Gimp is a nightmare. Who designed the interface? *cringe*
  27. reason 6 by b17bmbr · · Score: 1

    how do you pronounce the name? leenix? luhnix? lienux? I just don't know.

    </sarcasm>

    --
    My problem? I was perfectly gruntled, until some numbnuts came by and dissed me.
    1. Re:reason 6 by VoidWraith · · Score: 1

      Personally I always say it lih-nuks. Or for a more pronunciated guide, replace the U with a schwa, and make the i short. My dad used to always say it li-nuks, with a long i.

    2. Re:reason 6 by paulymer5 · · Score: 1
      You're not the only person to have asked this question.

      You can listen to audio clips of Linus Torvalds pronouncing the name at http://www.linux.org/info/, towards the bottom of the page.

  28. Coralized link... by Guano_Jim · · Score: 2, Informative

    Coralized link so you might actually be able to read TFA.

    It's not that hard folks, just append .nyud.net:8090 to the first part of your URLs when submitting.

    e.g: http://www.linux-watch.com.nyud.net:8090/news/NS81 24627492.html

    1. Re:Coralized link... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or if you'd prefer, simply add the script referenced here to your Greasemonkey setup and, poof, instant coral and mirrordot links.

  29. Support by thc69 · · Score: 3, Informative
    From article:
    Reason number 5: Linux is more expensive

    Are you calling Microsoft a liar? Those nasty Linux companies, like Red Hat or Novell/SUSE charge you a fee for support.
    He goes on to describe why Windows is more expensive through purchase cost in your computer and in additional software. He fails to mention that Microsoft charges for support after two calls:
    2 support request(s) submitted online or by a phone call are included at no charge. Unlimited installation support is available by phone at no charge.

    (866) 234-6020
    All additional support requests are $35.00 US per request or use an existing contract

    (800) 936-5700
    Advanced Issues $245.00 US
    (from http://support.microsoft.com/oas/default.aspx?ln=e n-us&x=18&y=6&c1=509&gprid=3221& )
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    1. Re:Support by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please post your phone number so that I may call you for free linux support.

      Or, please post someone who offers completely free phone support for linux.

      Thanks.

    2. Re:Support by pedestrian+crossing · · Score: 1

      Have you ever actually called Microsoft for support? Have fun sitting on hold and speaking with a moron once you finally get off hold. Save yourself a bunch of time and just re-install, that's probably what they are going to tell you to do anyway...

      --
      A house divided against itself cannot stand.
    3. Re:Support by aug24 · · Score: 1

      I might also point out that I recently found a bug in VB - and Microsoft would not investigate without payment.

      For anyone that's interested, I was automatedly saving a many-sheet spreadsheet to many cvs files. Sometimes one of the saved files would contain half of one sheet and half of another. The only workaround I have so far is to a sleep/wait/'whatever it is' that turns a 20 minute routine into a four hour one.

      Justin.

      --
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    4. Re:Support by kurokaze · · Score: 1

      I have. I bought a MS wireless-G PCI card and it kept dropping the signal. I called MS Support and they worked with me for the better part of 2-3 hours... all without asking for any money.

    5. Re:Support by Zathrus · · Score: 1

      He goes on to describe why Windows is more expensive through purchase cost in your computer and in additional software.

      Which is funny, since there are free (as in beer) alternatives to all of those. Anti-virus? AVG, Avast, AntiVir, or several others. Spyware? MS Spyware Removal Tool, SpyBot Search & Destroy, and LavaSoft AdAware are all free and are the best of breed as well. Firewall? Multiple options there too, although frankly the one that comes with SP2 is sufficient for nearly everyone.

      The bit about the computer price being higher is also BS. I have a LinuxCertified laptop, but it certainly wasn't any cheaper than the alternatives. In fact, you can get a laptop w/ Windows XP bundled and re-image it with Linux for a lot cheaper than you can get anything from LinuxCertified. The LC guys do provide pretty good support -- if you happen to run one of the versions of Linux that they support (which are generally well behind what's current).

      He fails to mention that Microsoft charges for support after two calls:

      And, uh, how many free calls do you get for Fedora, SuSE, Ubuntu, Debian, Gentoo, or any other distribution?

      And don't go off and say "the community supports it!" because there's plenty of community support sites for Windows as well. They may not offer patches, but they'll refer you to the website that does if one exists. And in the one case that I actually needed a patch from MS that wasn't publicly available I was able to get it -- without paying for support even though I was supposed to.

      Yes, I run Linux at home. On my server. It works nicely. My new laptop runs Windows and works far, far better than the LinuxCertified one it replaced. Virtually identical hardware (the LC one had multiple hardware failures) -- but different OS. It's nice to have an OS that is capable of "esoteric" things like ACPI. And can actually run stuff like WillMaker, tax software, etc. And I don't have to fiddle endlessly to get the wireless NIC working (yes, I got a supported one. Yes, it's still a PITA).

      Yes, 90% of what I need to run on the laptop could run under Linux. But 100% of it can be done in Windows... and with less headaches.

    6. Re:Support by advocate_one · · Score: 1

      and the vast majority of Windows users get fobbed off immediately by Microsoft because they've got an OEM install... they have to go to their computer manufacturer instead... and that'll be on a premium rate line with 20 odd minutes of hold time just to rack the cost up...

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  30. Reason number two: Linux is a pain to set up by Hapless · · Score: 2

    Well, it may be relatively easy to install a given distribution from scratch on a fresh system. But heaven help you if you need to add a driver for a new printer that wasn't supported by the version of cups/gimp-print/foomatic that shipped with your distro. A quick trip to the source code outlet and a weekend's googling, debugging and cataloguing all the RPMs/DEBs that are now invalid and we're back in action? Pah.

    Not to mention good old wireless networking. Thanks to the joys of wireless USB on linux, I'll have to rebuild linux-wlan-ng every time there's a security update to download for my otherwise stock kernel. Ditto nVidea drivers (excellent support, excellent performance. Shame that the kernel module interface is so primitive that I have to rebuild the nVidia module when the inevitable kernel update shows up).

    Then there's GNOME: I'd love to try out the latest stable release, but I really don't see why I have to a) install a newer version of my chosen distribution to try it, or b) work my way through a horrid packaging effort to build it. And yes, I tried Garnome as well. Still not nearly as good as KDE for packaging source.

    1. Re:Reason number two: Linux is a pain to set up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Then there's GNOME: I'd love to try out the latest stable release, but I really don't see why I have to a) install a newer version of my chosen distribution to try it, or b) work my way through a horrid packaging effort to build it. And yes, I tried Garnome as well. Still not nearly as good as KDE for packaging source.

      Yeah and every time you want to try the latest version of Windows Explorer without updating the distribution you... err... err...

  31. True by m50d · · Score: 1

    So many people write "linux is not ready for the desktop" articles, seemingly without even using it, or else using it like the advanced user they are. In particular with the first point, I've seen many users speaking of the necessity of using the command line when there is a perfectly good GUI way to do it - it's simply far more efficient to use the command line. Linux is at the stage where it is easier than windows more often than not.

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  32. Already slashdotted... by CK2004PA · · Score: 0

    ....must be running linux at linux-world.net, eh ?

    --
    "I believe today that my conduct is in accordance with the will of the Almighty Creator"-Adolf Hitler or George W Bush?
  33. Reason X by jurt1235 · · Score: 1

    It just takes to long to install and find all the drivers.

    Oh no, on major linux releases they are already included and you do not have to search for it, or change CDs ten time like with MS windows. At least with MS windows, w95 compatible drivers for your network card come along on a supplier CD.

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  34. A Few Linux Administrators by velocidisc · · Score: 3, Funny

    A Few Linux Administrators
    with apologies to Jack Nicholson (as Bill Gates, on trial for releasing his Code Red "update" and destroying the Open Source Software movement)

    You can't handle the truth!

    Son, we live in a world that has data. And that data has to be guarded by men with servers. Who's gonna do it? You? Linus?

    I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Open Source and you curse Microsoft. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: That Linux's death, while tragic, probably saves data. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves the Internet. You don't want the truth. Because deep down, in places you don't talk about at board meetings, you want me in that Server Farm. You need me in that NOC. We use words like Start, Update, Explorer ...we use these words in a lifetime spent defeating software rivals. You use 'em as a punch line. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a user who surfs and emails on the Internet that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I'd prefer you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you format your C:\ drive and load Windows 3.11. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to.

    Did you release the code red?

    I released the update your servers were begging for.

    Did you release the code red!?

    You're goddamn right I did!

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  35. Linux lusers just dont get it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unix sucked until Steve Jobs made it useful and user friendly. You should thank Steve Jobs for reviving Unix, not Linux. Linux is just too clunky for almost everybody to use. Mac has a 20 year legacy of usability and it's compatible with Microsoft products.

    Just buy a mac ;-)

    1. Re:Linux lusers just dont get it. by Radres · · Score: 0

      Every morning, I wake up, pray to the sun, and thank Steve Jobs for having the foresight to bring us Linux!

    2. Re:Linux lusers just dont get it. by wed128 · · Score: 1

      how exactly are macs "compatible with microsoft products" other than the fact that microsoft writes office:mac?

      hiding unix behind a pretty GUI is nice, but it's been done.

  36. see no evil, hear no evil, talk no evil.. by dmouritsendk · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Talk about deluting yourself, reason #3 is pure horse shite.

    where's the Maya/3DS/LW/Softimage alternative? It doesn't exist (dont be a bone head and suggest Blender here, its like comaring a 79' VW to a Ferrai).

    where's the video editing solutions? We have one decent one, but all with haggid no-useable interfaces (seen from a non-linux-fanboiii perspective).

    Where's the DVD authoring software(i know about dvd-author, and the v.0.0.1 guis being made for it. From a desktop users perspective these are 100% useless atm)? Heck, where's the LEGAL dvd player to watch your newly mastered holyday vid?

    Where's the CAD/CAM software?

    Where's the games?t

    1. Re:see no evil, hear no evil, talk no evil.. by Pecisk · · Score: 1

      Emmm...have you actually TRIED Blender3d? I guess you bashing it without knowing nor how it looks, how it works and what it is capable of.
      Legal DVD player? Google for it, there is some around. Fluendo makes another one, too.

      Just please stop flaming without actually knowing something.

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    2. Re:see no evil, hear no evil, talk no evil.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      psst. I dont want you to look like an idiot.

      but

      Maya requires one of the following operating systems:
              Windows® XP Professional or Windows ® 2000 Professional (service pack 2 or higher)
              Red Hat Linux 9.0 and Red Hat Enterprise Linux 3.0 WS
              SUSE Linux 9.1
              Apple® Mac® OS X 10. 3 or higher
              ATTENTION Users of the IRIX Operating System

      Maya requires one of the following browsers:
              Internet Explorer 5.0 or higher
              Netscape® 6 or higher
              Safari(TM)

      The rest can be found as easy as that one ways. A quick google. In fact most CAD software does have a unix/linux version.

      you need to get out of the 90's.

    3. Re:see no evil, hear no evil, talk no evil.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heck, where's the LEGAL dvd player to watch your newly mastered holyday vid?

      Can I ask why you're authoring your holyday (sic) DVDs with CSS?

    4. Re:see no evil, hear no evil, talk no evil.. by Lolaine · · Score: 1

      For video you have pretty professional apps like Shake ($4999 ~ like softi) Actually, I have run Maya and Softimage on Linux natively . In fact, Softimage come from an Unix world (Irix) ...

      For "legal" DVD ... http://www.intervideo.com/jsp/LinDVD.jsp

      Read the article, we are not talking about alternatives, we are talking about running GNU/Linux. On the other hand, what you don't get is that if I want to run 3DS Why do I have to pay the Microsoft tax? With either Softi or Maya, I can get them running on GNU/Linux and pay only for the app I want to run (in the case I didn't like Blender, that I do like).

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    5. Re:see no evil, hear no evil, talk no evil.. by hypnagogue · · Score: 4, Informative
      where's the Maya/3DS/LW/Softimage alternative?
      Alternative? Maya, Lightwave, Softimage are all available on Linux. No alternative needed: use the real deal. Or is it that you want to compare free-free software with incredibly expensive proprietary software?
      dont be a bone head and suggest Blender
      Gotcha.
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    6. Re:see no evil, hear no evil, talk no evil.. by slashflood · · Score: 4, Informative

      where's the Maya/3DS/LW/Softimage alternative? It doesn't exist (dont be a bone head and suggest Blender here, its like comaring a 79' VW to a Ferrai).

      Are you nuts? Maya, Softimage and Lightwave are all available for Linux and the major studios are using mostly Linux clients and render farms.

    7. Re:see no evil, hear no evil, talk no evil.. by oGMo · · Score: 1
      where's the Maya/3DS/LW/Softimage alternative? It doesn't exist (dont be a bone head and suggest Blender here, its like comaring a 79' VW to a Ferrai).

      Maya is ported. So is a little thing called Houdini. But you probably never heard of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Final Fantasy X, or X-Men...

      Also, to call Blender a '79 VW compared to any of the above is ignorant. No, it's not Houdini, but it will easily take on any of the modellers you mentioned, and there are some pretty nifty renderers available, too.

      What Linux really lacks is the equivalent of Digital Performer. And no, rosegarden or any of the others don't even come close. :-(

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    8. Re:see no evil, hear no evil, talk no evil.. by dmouritsendk · · Score: 1

      Yes, I've tried blender. Also after the tried fixing the UI problems. Its almost decent, but no where near being a alternative to the mentioned software.

      Fluendo's player isn't available yet, and I've searched regularly. But then Ok, give me a link to a 100% legal implentation of a DVD player AND ofcourse the MPEG-II codec.

      btw. I'm not trying to flame, I just have to write something when i see stuff like this. Its dumb to the point of being idiotic to claim there's no problems with software availability.

      EVEN if i missed a secret DVD player solution out there, theres a fantazillion of them for the commercial OSes and DVD isn't exactly a new format, so I hope your right(and there's one available atm). I stand by the point i was trying to make, and you missed because I angered you or whatever, we are YEARS behind in the software department when we're talking advanced applications. We got a fantazillion OS text editors though..

    9. Re:see no evil, hear no evil, talk no evil.. by mikael_j · · Score: 1
      I'll answer this one.. I've tried Blender. In fact, it was the first 3d app that I did any serious work in. However, after switching to 3D Studio MAX 4.2 (followed by 5,6 and 7) and then Maya I've begun to wonder how I could get anything done with Blender, every time I've tried to use it again after promises that it's gotten so much better since the NaN days I've immediatly noticed that I hate the UI and that the workflow just seems "wrong" somehow..

      Now, I have no doubt that some people love Blender, but the opinion of most of the people I work with (all avid 3D Studio, Lightwave or Maya users) is that Blender is sub-par in so many areas that it's not worth it if you can run Maya or 3dsmax instead.. Of course, YMMV..

      /Mikael

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    10. Re:see no evil, hear no evil, talk no evil.. by Compholio · · Score: 1

      where's the Maya/3DS/LW/Softimage alternative? It doesn't exist (dont be a bone head and suggest Blender here, its like comaring a 79' VW to a Ferrai).

      Maya Software Requirements

      where's the video editing solutions? We have one decent one, but all with haggid no-useable interfaces (seen from a non-linux-fanboiii perspective).

      Make it yourself (or find one, I don't do this myself).

      Where's the DVD authoring software(i know about dvd-author, and the v.0.0.1 guis being made for it. From a desktop users perspective these are 100% useless atm)? Heck, where's the LEGAL dvd player to watch your newly mastered holyday vid?

      NeroLINUX

      Where's the CAD/CAM software?

      CAD Programs for Linux

      Where's the games?t

      Like Doom III, Unreal Tournament, or loads of Windows games under Wine?

      Maybe before you get in a tiff about Linux programs you should go check Google first.

    11. Re:see no evil, hear no evil, talk no evil.. by dmouritsendk · · Score: 1

      Okay, I'll retract the 3D apps comment since the commercial apps all apperently are getting available by now.

      but NeroLinux, isn't able to DVD-VIDEO authoring and I doubt that many of the CAD programs on that list could replace SolidWorks or AutoCAD.

      and about the games, yes some games are released(like 1/100^2 or something like that) and the emulation isn't really an option for joe/jane user.

    12. Re:see no evil, hear no evil, talk no evil.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Where's the CAD/CAM software?

      Where's the games?t"

      Where's your spellchecker?

    13. Re:see no evil, hear no evil, talk no evil.. by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      Talk about deluting yourself, reason #3 is pure horse shite.

      deluting - the act of socking a bard in the eye and taking his instrument because his charisma is so high you (being a fighter) can't get any chicks in the pub.

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    14. Re:see no evil, hear no evil, talk no evil.. by A_Known_Coward · · Score: 1


      Heck, where's the LEGAL dvd player to watch your newly mastered holyday vid?

      Ummm... why do you need a "legal" dvd player to watch a dvd YOU mastered? Are you applying CSS to protect your dvds? Maybe you're worried about someone stealing them and making unauthorized copies?

      DVD playing isn't legal/illegal. It's the breaking of CSS that's illegal. Which, of course, you can sill find legal players for Linux.
    15. Re:see no evil, hear no evil, talk no evil.. by slashflood · · Score: 1

      Okay, I'll retract the 3D apps comment since the commercial apps all apperently are getting available by now.

      Not even that is true. There is a lot of 3D software available for Linux, where you simply can't get a Windows or MacOS version. For example Massive (software requirements)

      Just check the list.

      You're obviously not up-to-date and I suggest, you should check the facts first, before you make statements like "where's the Maya/3DS/LW/Softimage alternative? It doesn't exist (dont be a bone head and suggest Blender here, its like comaring a 79' VW to a Ferrai). where's the video editing solutions? We have one decent one, but all with haggid no-useable interfaces (seen from a non-linux-fanboiii perspective)."

    16. Re:see no evil, hear no evil, talk no evil.. by hyperstation · · Score: 1

      and wtf is wrong with a 79' VW? they're reliable and get good gas mileage for a 26 year old car.

      blender would be more like a Yugo.

    17. Re:see no evil, hear no evil, talk no evil.. by dmouritsendk · · Score: 1

      That wasn't really the point (i'll admit that i made my point poorly), the point is that some types of software like DVD-VIDEO authoring apps(and players) are hard to come by on linux. I simply mentioned the players because, its a thing that to this day still is a issue on our favorite OS, and its a extremely common thing on OSX and Windows.

    18. Re:see no evil, hear no evil, talk no evil.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      there is no linux version of Lightwave - just WinXP and MacOS X. try harder...

    19. Re:see no evil, hear no evil, talk no evil.. by dmouritsendk · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I was wrong there. Sorry.

      But the 3D apps wasn't the entire point of the post. What I was saying was bacially I think its wrong to make fun of the statement that Linux lacks software when it still does(maybe not 3D software then).

      I still think its vaild when, for example, hobbiest DVCam users want stuff like the iLife suite. There's a bunch of these types of entry-midrange editing, effect and authoring applications for osx and windows and we still really doesn't have alot of them. The best I've tried is kino, and it really still is some way off.

    20. Re:see no evil, hear no evil, talk no evil.. by TTK+Ciar · · Score: 3, Informative

      Where's the CAD/CAM software?

      Well, aside from the 43 CAD packages (some free, some open source, some commercial) trivially accessible through freshmeat.net, there is also BRL-CAD, the recently open-sourced CAD software used by the Army Research Laboratory to model and upgrade the Abrams battletank, and other systems.

      There is also CAM software available, CNCsr being one example, used for control of CNC (Computer Numeric Control) devices (lathes, mills, routers, plasma cutters, etc).

      There are other, highly valid criticisms of this author's thesis, but the lack of engineering tools isn't one of them. The main source of Linux's strength, IMO, is that it is used by professionals (mainly engineers) to get real work done, and this use drives the direction of its development, and the development of the software running on the platform. In many cases, it is the same engineers using the software that develop the software. This naturally results in software which is highly suited to practical everyday (albeit specialized) use.

      -- TTK

    21. Re:see no evil, hear no evil, talk no evil.. by dmouritsendk · · Score: 1

      Your right, the statement I made was way to harsh and I deffently should have checked up on it first(but also, try and keep in mind that the 3d apps everybody seem to love bashing me about, was just part of the post and the point i was trying to make).

      I think this reaction

      Not even that is true. There is a lot of 3D software available for Linux, where you simply can't get a Windows or MacOS version. For example Massive (software requirements)

      is a pretty good example of who sensitive some of you guys are, when somebody is being just remotely critical of the OS.

      What I said, and meant was simply that the commercial apps (The ones we where talking about in the thread, aka. the big important ones) where appearent all available now. There's nothing untrue about that statement at all. You just read a bunch into it. I didn't mean it in a bad, "everything get made for windows/osx first and then gets ported to linux" kinda way. I simply meant that they(the one we talked about) where apperently available now.

    22. Re:see no evil, hear no evil, talk no evil.. by slashflood · · Score: 1

      The point is, that your list of examples was just plain BS. I know what you mean and everybody else does on /., but your rant wasn't remotely based on facts. If you would've ranted about the lack of professional audio applications, most of us would agree on that.

      is a pretty good example of who sensitive some of you guys are, when somebody is being just remotely critical of the OS.

      Not true, what you said was not critical, but just plain wrong.

      I don't see a lot of /.-posts about the lack of professional-Linux-only-software (Massive, other 3d software) on Windows. Do you? I don't think so. But whenever possible, Windows-zealots are posting comments like yours - and even worse - without any knowledge and fact-checking.

      Now you're complaining, that your original comment has been bashed...

    23. Re:see no evil, hear no evil, talk no evil.. by dmouritsendk · · Score: 1

      The point is, that your list of examples was just plain BS. I know what you mean and everybody else does on /., but your rant wasn't remotely based on facts. If you would've ranted about the lack of professional audio applications, most of us would agree on that.

      I used the following examples in my rant,

      3D apps,
      DVD/video apps
      CAD software
      Games

      to try and make a point that apps are still missing from the equation, and we should make fun of people who claims so (like they did in the article) untill we actually have a repository that s complete. You for example, mention a need professional audio apps, and if thats valid(when there's rosegaarden, ardour AND emulation software) then some of my points (like games and DVD) are too.

      I'll agree that the 3D apps and the CAD apps wasn't "based on facts" as you call it. Especially the 3D apps shouldn't have been there.

      But in the DVD/video department, we deffently lack. Maybe not in the VERY high end, but the stuff that people actually use to make their homevids/dvds are way off.'

      And the "facts" also seem to suggest that the linux:windows ratio of games being released could be better...


      is a pretty good example of who sensitive some of you guys are, when somebody is being just remotely critical of the OS.

      Not true, what you said was not critical, but just plain wrong.


      please try reading though our dissussion again, I wasn't talking about your response in general. I was talking about your response to the line about the 3d commercial applications becoming available for linux. How can it ever be wrong to say that? when the applications we where talking about, all have been available on other platforms first?


      I don't see a lot of /.-posts about the lack of professional-Linux-only-software (Massive, other 3d software) on Windows. Do you? I don't think so. But whenever possible, Windows-zealots are posting comments like yours - and even worse - without any knowledge and fact-checking.



      Now you're complaining, that your original comment has been bashed...


      not at all, the bashing was valid based on my choise of words. I just think its funny that EVERYBODY focused on the errors (3D software) instad of the point, that certain type of software is lacking so its wrong to make fun of people suggesting it is (as the article did).

    24. Re:see no evil, hear no evil, talk no evil.. by slashflood · · Score: 1

      What I miss the most are audio applications, but as hard as I think about it, I can't find anything else. When I wanna play games, I use my PS2/PSP.

      Let's come to a compromise and say that yes, there is a lack of applications, but this is not limited to a specific opterating system. I'd not recommend a Linux box for audio applications, but on the other hand, I'd not recoomend a Windows box for (anything else :-)) networking tasks, movie creation and such.

      Ever considered to contact your favourite software company and complain about the lack of a Linux version? Finally, it's not the fault of the FOSS community.

    25. Re:see no evil, hear no evil, talk no evil.. by loucura! · · Score: 1

      Are these DVCam users hobbier than other DVCam users? Are they hobbier than non-DVCam users? Speaking of which, how hobby do you have to be before you can consider yourself hobbier than someone else? How hobby do you have to be before you're the hobbiest?

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    26. Re:see no evil, hear no evil, talk no evil.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Well, aside from the 43 CAD packages (some free, some open source, some commercial) trivially accessible through freshmeat.net

      While I agree with your point (that there is lots of software available for Linux), I don't think pointing to Freshmeat or SourceForge is the right way to make it. The majority of the projects in both places are garbage.

      Now, there's hundreds of thousands of projects out there, so if even only 10% of them are worth anything, that's still thousands of usable software programs. But to the uninitiated, referring to SourceForge or Freshmeat just makes the community look like crap.

    27. Re:see no evil, hear no evil, talk no evil.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >where's the Maya/3DS/LW/Softimage alternative? It doesn't exist (dont be a bone head and suggest Blender here, its like comaring a 79' VW to a Ferrai).

        I love this kind of proactive dipshittery where some guy says "Show me an example of X!" and then follows it up by excluding the best possible examples of X, based on some hastily assembled criteria that only makes sense to him.

        "Tell me how you linux geeks expect to survive a fall from a plane! AND DON'T SAY PARACHUTES! If you have to prepare somehow then that's CHEATING!"

    28. Re:see no evil, hear no evil, talk no evil.. by dcam · · Score: 1

      OK I'll bite.

      I used to work for an Architectural firm. I still have some pretty close links to them.

      They run Autodesk software.

      1. AutoCAD support
      Are all of those CAD packages compatible with AutoCAD? I mean *really* compatible? AutoCAD is the standard. There are enough problems moving between Microstation and AutoCAD. The reason this is important is that they generate plans that are then provided to consultants who then modify them for their specific disipline (Structural, Mechanical etc).

      This is a hugely important issue. More important than price. They are paying ~$6K AUD per desk for their lisences, but they would prefer to pay that and get AutoCAD compatability than to get free software that is not compatible.

      2. Revit.
      You might not have heard of this. This is a new product from Autodesk. The architectural firm is an early adopter for this software. Effectively it is less a drafting tool, and more of a modelling tool. That is, you define parameters (eg wall type, height, length, surface etc) and it draws and renders it for you in 3D. In addition it can generate all your AutoCAD drawings for you to distribute to your consultants.

      The time savings of using this software over AutoCAD are such that despite the fact that:
      - all new staff have to be trained in using it
      - machines to run it well cost ~$5K AUD
      - Licenses cost ~$5K AUD per desk

      Using this software you can draw a building in 3D, show it to a client (complete with shadow diagrams etc in real time). You can spin it, zoom in and out, define fittings and fitout details.

      So does Linux offer a similar package?

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    29. Re:see no evil, hear no evil, talk no evil.. by dbIII · · Score: 1
      Where's the CAD/CAM software?
      Professional CAD software was on *nix before MS Windows existed and it has continued to be available on various breeds of *nix including linux since. "AutoCAD Light for Windows2000" may not be available for linux, but other more high end programs are - you do have to pay a lot for them however.
    30. Re:see no evil, hear no evil, talk no evil.. by TTK+Ciar · · Score: 1

      Are all of those CAD packages compatible with AutoCAD? I mean *really* compatible? AutoCAD is the standard.

      No, not all of them are. Some of them feature certain compatibilities with AutoCAD, like translation to/from different specification languages, but frankly I glossed over those when I was shopping for CAD software for myself. AutoCAD compatibility wasn't important to me. Someone else will have to speak to this, or you can look yourself.

      2. Revit. [..] So does Linux offer a similar package?

      I haven't used Revit, but I have used BRL-CAD, and BRL-CAD can do most of what you have mentioned. BRL-CAD has oodles of features, but they aren't as application-specific as Revit's sound, and they probably aren't as well integrated with the user interface.

      As it has been pointed out in another post in this thread, CAD started on UNIX, and there are still top-quality commercial CAD tools available for UNIX. I do not know if any of them are available for Linux. It was not my intention to claim that the free / open-source CAD tools available for Linux are better than the $5K CAD tools available for Windows, merely that they are there, and that they are useful to the professional engineer.

      If you really want to spend money on your software, I invite you to look at the commercial CAD tools available for Linux via freshmeat.net -- some of them look very nice, judging by their screen shots and features lists. I have not personally used them because I found what I was looking for in BRL-CAD, which is very well-suited to modelling laminated composite structures (and spinning them around, looking at them from various angles, etc -- which is not very useful to me for my application, but would be more useful if I were modelling a house or landscape).

      -- TTK

  37. reasons not to use linux by ProfBooty · · Score: 0, Troll

    Lack of games.

    harder to show cost/benefit analysis to bosses

    real UNIX is cooler.

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  38. Imagine that by bafarmer · · Score: 0

    A Linux advocate who uses sarcasm. I never would have guessed.

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  39. Point #5 does actually have a point by mikataur · · Score: 2, Insightful

    By being pre-installed on the majority of PCs, Windows does indeed appear to be free to the buyer, in that it's seen as part of the whole package and doesn't cost any time to install (time is money after all).

    Linux would gain a significant boost on the desktop if more OEMs pre-installed it alongside same spec'd machines with Windows installed.

    Then the price difference would become noticeable, and the cost in time needed to install it would also disappear.

  40. Why not just read OSNEWS.COM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seems like more and more articles come direct from osnews.com

    If you were a frequent reader of that site you would have seen this last night before the slashdot effect.

    Plus they have much for technical news there.

  41. You HAVE to edit your registry by gosand · · Score: 1
    I really doubt that anyone *needs* to edit their registry ever.

    I have had to edit the registry many many times. Normally it is to tweak something that Windows doesn't want me to tweak, or to remove programs that Windows won't let me remove. Or to eliminate spyware and crap that inherently collects on a Windows machine.

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    1. Re:You HAVE to edit your registry by goldspider · · Score: 1

      A Windows PCs is perfectly capable of running just fine without having to "tweak" the registry.

      That's, um, sorta why it's called a "tweak", 'cause it's not necessary.

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    2. Re:You HAVE to edit your registry by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      And yet previously, you said OS X was too hard...

      I'm guessing you brought a LOT of bais to that test.

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    3. Re:You HAVE to edit your registry by gosand · · Score: 1
      And yet previously, you said OS X was too hard...

      I'm guessing you brought a LOT of bais to that test.


      Of course I did. I understand things in a certain way, that is how my brain works. OS X is hard *for me* to learn. My point on that thread was that it isn't simple for everyone. There seems to be a general belief that it is. I am just saying it isn't easy for me.

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    4. Re:You HAVE to edit your registry by gosand · · Score: 1
      A Windows PCs is perfectly capable of running just fine without having to "tweak" the registry. That's, um, sorta why it's called a "tweak", 'cause it's not necessary.

      Until something changes. I have a Win98 machine at home that ran fine for years. I installed an updated video driver, and it freaked out. It took me weeks of uninstalling, reinstalling, and messing with that driver before it was stable again. And that was just a video driver. I haven't really touched that machine since. (It only gets booted when I want to play a game, or to do some DVD burning)

      My rule of thumb with computers is that if it is stable, don't mess with it. Change seems to be the enemy of stability. It happens with Linux too, but I have found it to be harder to correct with Windows.

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    5. Re:You HAVE to edit your registry by NatasRevol · · Score: 1

      It is easy to learn for someone with no biases.

      Your problem is that it's hard for you to forget the 'windows way'. That's a memory issue, not a learning issue.

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    6. Re:You HAVE to edit your registry by dcam · · Score: 1

      I think that depends on what your definition of fine is.

      I find XP pretty annoying to use until I have gone through a series registry tweaks. This is over the top of anything offered by say TweakUI:
      1. Turn of the stupid dog when trying to find files and folders
      2. Turn off autoplay for CDs
      3. Disable balloon tips from the system tray (I don't like being constantly notified that my wirelss connection has/hasn't got a connection)
      4. Change the time server for the windows time service.
      5. Edit the group policy to turn off autoplay for USB drives (OK not a registry hack, but similar).

      This is just off the top of my head. I have been thinking of writing a script that I can run to clean up the standard windows XP environment to something more usable.

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    7. Re:You HAVE to edit your registry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...none of which needs to be done from CLI :)

    8. Re:You HAVE to edit your registry by dcam · · Score: 1

      Sure.

      Interestingly though I do spend a fair bit of time in the windows CLI when I am at work.

      A fair number of Microsoft's tools for managing .Net stuff are command line. regasm is the one I use most heavily. I also write some perl scripts for managing updates for the software I write. There is also ipconfig, ping and tracert. I also use a command line tool to synchronise directories.

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  42. Linux just plain SUCKS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    In the year 2005 there is no justification whatsoever for anyone having to fire up a 35-year old text editor (vi) just to get their internet connection to work.

    MacOS X proves that Unix doesn't have to be painful. Until Lunix gets to Mac-like levels of user friendlyness, one can only assume that the Lunixists actually enjoy the spurious complexity of their toy OS.

    1. Re:Linux just plain SUCKS! by Tony · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Until Lunix gets to Mac-like levels of user friendlyness, one can only assume that the Lunixists actually enjoy the spurious complexity of their toy OS.

      Actually, I *do* enjoy the complexity of my Linux operating system. Not for the sake of complexity, but because of the sheer flexibility it gives me.

      Oh, sure, I like the MacOS X interface; but it has a few problems as well. It's not the Utopia most Mac fiends claim. (For instance, my wife's laptop keeps complaining it is no longer connected to the internet (through a wireless connection), even when all other wireless devices are working just fine. It's definitely not the network's fault.)

      But your post is just plain wrong. Very rarely do I have to "fire up . . . vi" to get an internet connection to work. In almost *every* case, it Just Works.

      The only times I have to fire up vi is when I am installing an odd network card and have to muck around with installing proprietary network drivers. And even *that's* getting less frequent these days.

      And lastly-- that 35-year-old editor is *still* more powerful than most other editors out there, save Emacs. It's not like vi has been sitting still for 35 years.

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  43. The Biggest Reason Not To Use Linux by eno2001 · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's bad for the economy!! Imagine buying a computer system and having it still usable for modern applications nearly a decade later. The various Linux distros allow for this. That cuts into profits for desktop and server sales. That's why Windows is the better choice. It pushes the hardware requirements up so quickly that you need to get new hardware every two to three years. This is good for the economy. Therefore Linux is UnAmerican.

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    1. Re:The Biggest Reason Not To Use Linux by robot_lords_of_tokyo · · Score: 1

      Do they really? When was the last time that you tried to do anything but use a p2 as a firewall or a samba box?

    2. Re:The Biggest Reason Not To Use Linux by eno2001 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Funny you should mention that. My main box at home is a dual PII 450 with 768 Megs of RAM. Bought it in 1997/98. Here's a short list of what it does:

      1. Internal DNS
      2. DHCP
      3. NFS
      4. Samba
      5. Internal Web Server
      6. VoIP Server (Asterisk PBX)
      7. Stateful (ie, always where you left off on the desktop) GNOME Desktop Application Server for four users simultaneously via VNC with all the needed apps (web, mail, office, im)
      8. NTP server
      9. Various emulators for playing DOS and Windows games and VMWare for more serious work stuff.

      All I needed to do was a little tweaking to some kernel settings for better desktop performance.

      Thanks for asking.

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    3. Re:The Biggest Reason Not To Use Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know if you are being serious or not, but your post is a fine example of the Broken Window Fallacy.

      See: freedomkeys.com/window.htm.

    4. Re:The Biggest Reason Not To Use Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No it's not bad economy. The money you would otherwise spend on hardware etc. doesn't disappear into the thin air, it just get spent differently.

    5. Re:The Biggest Reason Not To Use Linux by iolaus · · Score: 1

      Wow, the magical Linux OS will somehow allow my dated hardware to peform incredible feats by running modern appliations! To a certain extent, OS bloat and complexity will eat up processing power... TO AN EXTENT! To claim decade old hardware will be able to run modern applications is asinine. Newer applications are more powerful, more powerful applications have more processing needs, more processing needs means newer hardware... period!

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    6. Re:The Biggest Reason Not To Use Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How many frames per second does it get in Battlefield 2?

    7. Re:The Biggest Reason Not To Use Linux by Kafka_Canada · · Score: 1

      At work, I regularly watch a Pentium Pro (something like 200 MHz) running Fedora merge a thousand letters from a db before a P4 2.4 GHz right next to it, running windows XP, brings up the Display properties dialogue.

      (And that's only the half of it -- the Linux box runs rings around the Windows computer. It's also a file server, print server, web server, among others.)

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    8. Re:The Biggest Reason Not To Use Linux by MrDoh1 · · Score: 1

      Wow, I guess I need to dump my *P90* primary domain controller... It runs DNS, WINS with replication, it's the domain controller, firewall logging, DHCP, web server, dynamic DNS updating, and packet sniffing...

      You mean I could be doing all this with with a PII 450 instead?? Wow, I guess I need to get rid of my overpowered original Pentium hardware and pickup a PII 450 instead. Never mind the fact that this server, and the backup domain controller just like it have been running rock solid for 4+ years.

      I believe if it works, why try and fix it? And just because Microsoft, or anyone else for that matter, releases a new version of something does not mean that you are forced to upgrade.
      NT4 didn't quit working when Windows 2000 came out, and oddly enough it even still works since XP was released... Wow... Windows 95 and 98 work (well, as well as they ever did anyway) still too?? Somebody call Bill... me thinks somebody must have forgot to flip the switch.

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    9. Re:The Biggest Reason Not To Use Linux by eno2001 · · Score: 1

      Hate to break it to you chum, but if you care at all about security, NT4 and Win 9x are broken. And MS ain't comin' to the rescue. Anyone still running NT4 for something serious is an idiot. NT4 has no more support, no more updates, nada. Deader than BSD. You MUST upgrade if you are a decent admin. Otherwise you're a complete and total moron. Or... you could just dump the Microsoft OSes and go with one of the BSDs or Linux. Then you'd have boxes running for years that are CURRENT. That's the main key. You don't lose support on older hardware like you do in Windows. Hate to tell you the truth, but someone had to do it.

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    10. Re:The Biggest Reason Not To Use Linux by eno2001 · · Score: 1

      So... how is it that I'm running OpenOffice 2.0 at decent speeds on a machine that is eight years old? But this same machine would croak running Windows XP Pro and Office 2003? Sounds like a pretty strong example of modern apps running on what is considered "antiquated hardware" in the Microsoft world. The same box also runs the latest Firefox, Thunderbird, Java, RealPlayer, Xine and XMMS. So go figure...

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    11. Re:The Biggest Reason Not To Use Linux by shywolf9982 · · Score: 1

      I had a p200mmx, bought in 1996. I had windows 95/98 on it until 2002, when the processor went harakiri and died. Well, kinda dead... it was simply segfaulting any 3 seconds. So i replaced the processor with an even older spare p75 that a friend had at his house (but never used) from... well, i dunno. I had to remove some fossils anyway. Due to the fact that the lowest processor my motherboard was going to support was a p90, i had to overclock the processor. It still segfaults a lot, and can't absolutely handle any bz2 file (segfaults at the only sight) and also dislikes using 2.6 kernels and udev (well actually all goes fine till it tries to upload the firmware on my USB ADSL modem, where it kernel panics).
      But as firewall/samba box/dns/dhcp server goes really good... doesn't hang up... sure, it has a slack 9.1 and 2.4.22 kernel... uses the old USB ADSL modem drivers... but it goes.

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    12. Re:The Biggest Reason Not To Use Linux by shywolf9982 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, the new DNS servers are oh-so-different from the past. They don't just make that simple name-ip translation, now they do more... serve you coffee in bed, clean your house, wash your dishes, and tells you what are the news on the Times. But they need more processing power, hence newer hardware, period.
      On a serious note, Linux ain't magical. But it lets you get rid of the frilly stuff. I want something that i can turn on pressing a button, turn off by doing the same to accomplish some simple tasks, like providing internet access to other pcs. And also be adaptable to other uses (like install apache on it to fiddle a bit with web developement). Tell me why i need a shiny gui with transparencies, fading menus, smooth shadows to do that.

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  44. Why aren't more people using Linux? by Lellor · · Score: 3, Interesting

    That's a difficult question. After 10 years of being a viable, usable operating system, one would have thought that Linux would have made more inroads and become more mainstream. I think that Microsoft's blackmailing of computer vendors has something to do with it, but there's no single factor.

    Where I work, for example, we are forced to use XP on the desktop despite the fact that the main tools that most of the core team use are available for Linux (Java, Eclipse). Ok, some of the tools that the core team uses are unavailable on Linux, like Photoshop, Lightwave, 3DStudio Max, etc. But a lot of people could be switched over tomorrow. Why, then, are the free *nixes relegated to the server-side? There are also issues with lockout on the server side, though, with some properietry packages such as our VPN software only running on Windows, yet Linux has still managed to gain a significant portion of the server market despite these factors. So why not the desktop?

    I think a lot of it has to do with the mindset of the managers at companies - for the most part they are not willing to give new technologies the go-ahead, even if it makes sense financially. The only way to solve this is to either get more technically competent management into companies (yeah, right), or to find a way to break Microsoft's strangehold of OEM and desktop markets.

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    1. Re:Why aren't more people using Linux? by jaronc · · Score: 1

      You say that some people where you work could be switched over as the main tools for most of the group are available on Linux. But some of the tools are not.

      I think that is a pretty good argument to keep everyone on XP. In this case, ALL the tools are available on XP but not on Linux. So why should the business go to the trouble of supporting two desktop environments?

  45. Windows' built-in web page editor by DaveM753 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hellllooo.... notepad.exe

    1. Re:Windows' built-in web page editor by sharkey · · Score: 1

      At the risk of starting a flamewar---- Wordpad!

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    2. Re:Windows' built-in web page editor by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 1

      Yeah.. Notepad's syntax highlighting and autoindent features rule!!1!

    3. Re:Windows' built-in web page editor by kahanamoku · · Score: 1

      Oh the Irony... where as most of the *nix crew are probably skilled enough to not need syntax highlighting (although it's a nicety), windows users (afraid of *nix) are the ones who'd mostly benefit from it.

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    4. Re:Windows' built-in web page editor by kahanamoku · · Score: 1

      Nooooooo! dont start suggesting solutions!
      the less "non-standard, IE specific" code we have in the world, the better! ...(I'm sorry, your browser doesn't support this important line of information, you should use IE because I am too lazy to write code myself)...

      By not including a web editor, micro$oft are actually supporting browsers that conform to 'real' standards, and not their own! :-)

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    5. Re:Windows' built-in web page editor by numbware · · Score: 1

      You misspelled EDIT.COM :)

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  46. OS X is a terrible interface in my experience by gosand · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Actually, I find OS X the most difficult to use at times probably because it's the most "different" for me.

    I have never been a Mac person. I just don't get it. Then OS X came out, and all I heard was how awesome it was. More unixy? Sounds good. I went into an Apple store in a mall where they had all the cool, shiny goodness. I played with it for a while. Hated it. Frustrating. It didn't make any sense to me. A couple of years later, and I acquired a Mac at work as a test machine. My machine was down for a day for some new hardware, so I used the Mac. Horrible, unproductive day. To me, that intuitive interface is like trying to pound nails with a carrot. A bright, shiny, pretty carrot, but just a carrot.

    I am not bashing it, I am just saying it isn't for me. And I hope that I am not the only one out there.

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    1. Re:OS X is a terrible interface in my experience by dlZ · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I use a PC 99% of the time. Mostly Windows, because of my line of work, but also Linux on some of my home systems. I have such a difficult time everytime I try to do something on the one Mac we keep at my shop. I don't hate the machine, but I really don't enjoy using it, either. The one thing I do like about it is the launch bar, but I've been using objectdock for quite some time on my PC, also. Like to have the taskbar free for running apps.

      I'm also not trashing OS X, but it isn't for me, either.

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    2. Re:OS X is a terrible interface in my experience by bastardsquadmuzz · · Score: 1

      Mac OS X is nice enough if you use it as it is -- a Mac system. As a UNIX system it's pretty bad, with a dozen-and-one things either not working or being very difficult. I love my Mac but I hate using it in UNIX environments, where I prefer a Linux or FreeBSD machine.

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    3. Re:OS X is a terrible interface in my experience by radish · · Score: 1

      You're certainly not the only one out there. I find OSX somewhat painful, but I'm getting more used to it (my GF has an iBook which I of course have to admin). For example, getting network printing to work was remarkably difficult - which was mainly the printer manufacturer's fault for sure - but the OSX print driver model just isn't as well polished as XP's. With XP any print driver can work locally or on the network, installation on a network client is automatic when you connect, etc. It's all transparent. None of this is the case with OSX (which appears to have several mutually incompatible driver models for printers).

      I'll admit OSX is pretty, sure. But I'm getting old and learning new GUIs is getting harder ;)

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    4. Re:OS X is a terrible interface in my experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's supposed to be UNIX, yet the files are case-insensitive!

      I find the GUI inconsitent. Sometimes you have to drag things to the bin from within apps, others let use use the delete key. Most things have to be double clicked, whereas the icons in the preferences are single click. The dropdown method of selecting config and preference options is very yucky. You have to hunt out for dropdowns, rather than immediately seeing multiple tabs.

      I've found IMAP bugs with Mail2 and reported them, no fixes, no contact from apple. I have lots of awake from sleep problems, causing overheating problems. $3000 I spent on this powerbook, and other than the hardware, it's been very disappointing.

    5. Re:OS X is a terrible interface in my experience by Liam+Slider · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I can agree with this. OSX lacks a number of interface features that, quite frankly, I consider essential. And what it has as something comparable, is often poorly implimented. Take multiple virtual desktops for example, to me, these are simply a feature of a modern GUI. Neither Windows nor OSX comes with it by default, and their add-on (in Mac's case third-party I believe) implimentations are rather....poorly designed. Macs do have this eye-candyish animated thing which is supposed to help organise applications...but it's really nowhere near as good.

      Don't get me wrong, I'm not bashing the Mac. Mac people have their own complaints, some valid, some not, about Linux DEs. Differences are to be expected after all. But I just don't see the Mac as better implimented, or preferable to use.
    6. Re:OS X is a terrible interface in my experience by ducomputergeek · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This doesn't make sense to me. I've used solaris, AIX, Windows 9x/NT4/2000/XPpro, various Linux distros, FreeBSD, OpenBSD, and OS 10.1/.2/.3/.4. Linux pissed me off at first. (actually Linux still pisses me off for many reasons) If I had only used Linux for a day, I would be bitching at having a lost day. In fact I lost many days trying to get hardware and systems to work together(granted this was in the days of Slackware 2) (For the record I prefer BSD for many reasons. Including the ultimate license in Free-Beer and Free-Speech) My first mac was an iBook. I was leaving the country for an extended period and I needed a laptop that would just work for Office apps, email, and web browsing. I had to get used to a one button mouse when using the touch pad on the road, but if I was at home, I just plugged in my MS optical mouse and two buttons work fine. After about two weeks I got used to the one-button mouse. I have a friend that is a sales rep for Coke and I am a fan of Pepsi products. He once said, "Doesn't matter. Drink coke for a week and you'll prefer coke. Drink Pepsi for a week and you'll prefer Pepsi". I think the same thing applies with any computer system. Give it a couple weeks and then see. Why I like OSX is because all my Unix goodies I was used to under BSD, Apache/MySQL/PHP/Perl, were all extremely easy to install, especially since I was able to find package installers that did all that work for me. I had to edit the Apache conf file to enable php, but no matter what system I've installed apache on I've had to edit the conf file at least once. All of my custom BSD apps took minor, if any, changes in code to compile on OSX as well. I found the Dock extremely easy to use and the best part of OSX: Applications everyone else uses. I was able to buy MS Office (which was a charm to use on the Mac because it actually works), dreamweaver, Quickbooks pro, Quicken, Photoshop, illustrator, fireworks, Quark Xpress, Lightwave 3D, and a few Apple only applications like Final Cut Pro. I also have to admit I hated Word for mac (v.x) for the first 3 months I used it. Powerpoint on the other hand is a different story. PowerPoint just seems to work better on the Mac. Not only that but I have found OSX to be incredably stable. The system crashed to the point of restart 4 times in 3 years. Two of those times were while running OS 9 applications in the emulator (Quark). Most of the time, I just shut the lid and would open it and the system would spring back to life for weeks on end. I once had an uptime of over 100 days until my battery died on a long trans-atlantic flight. It is for those above reasons that people have really fallen for the OS X platform. A number of engineering depts I know have purchased PowerMacs with OSX, especially after the intro of the g5 processors, to replace DEC, SUN, and SGI workstations. Those workstations often cost USD 20,000+ when they were orginally purchased. Suddely $8,000 for a maxed out machine with 8GB of Ram is a bargin for those people. Saying I don't like _________ because I used it for one day and it was different isn't a good arguement. Its an argument, just not a good one. Saying I don't like Linux because no two distros are exactly the same and compiling binary programs for every platform is time-consuming and expensive is a real pain in the ass, not to mention Linux geeks tend to customize installs further adding to hassles with emails like "this won't work on my custom hacked 2.6 Kernal with a mixture of Fedora/Slackware/and Debain I cobbled together and for those reasons is why I prefer developing for *BSD or OSX because I know where the dependancies will be on a standard installation is a much better argument.

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    7. Re:OS X is a terrible interface in my experience by drew · · Score: 1

      but the OSX print driver model just isn't as well polished as XP's.

      Yes, I particularly like how windows considers a printer attached directly to the network to be a "local printer port"

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    8. Re:OS X is a terrible interface in my experience by TilJ · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is exactly the same situation you'd have with Linux or BSD: OS X uses the popular CUPS printing system.

      That's exactly what I like about OS X. Where it makes sense to do so (Kerberos, CUPS, KAME, etc) OS X uses familiar open source tools.

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    9. Re:OS X is a terrible interface in my experience by npsimons · · Score: 0, Troll

      And I hope that I am not the only one out there.

      You're not the only one. I've hated macs for a long time now, although not purely on their software alone. I think if it wasn't for all the mac zealots out there, I would probably think macos okay, but the batshit mac users drive me up the walls. For all the "advice" the mac users want to give us Linux folk on how to improve and draw more users, you'd think they'd take some of their own and not drive people away by being shallow screaming morons.
    10. Re:OS X is a terrible interface in my experience by LurkerXXX · · Score: 1
      You mean you like how it has lots of problems because it uses programs (CUPS) that are known to... well, kinda blow?

      OS9 sucked, really sucked, but when you plugged in a printer, it pretty much just worked. Now to get my printers to work I have to go to fix-a-mac software and download a program to fix problems in the CUPS implementation just to get things to print.

      Yes, because it is using open source software someone out there can write a patch for it, but I'd much prefer if they'd create a decent print service instead.

    11. Re:OS X is a terrible interface in my experience by 51mon · · Score: 1

      Mind interface features are often a matter of taste and experience.

      Last night I watched some BBC online program where the presenter was extolling the virtues of some Windows add-on that lets you fix a Windows to remain on top of other Windows. I wasn't even aware Windows was lacking this feature, I certainly haven't missed it, despite using it all the time on GNU/Linux, but most X Window managers have done this since pretty much the beginning.

      There is no intuitive interface (except possibly the nipple), and it took me a while to figure out how to talk to the Macos X chess program (although I did beat it in my first couple of games ;-). You'd think talking would be pretty intuitive to me ;-)

      Certainly I don't think MacosX is stunningly different in ease of use, but does seem to be a tad more coherent than some other offerings in terms of centralising settings.

      A good example is Web Proxies, where Windows Update just ignores the settings in IE, where as MacosX and GNOME make them a central setting (although not everything then reuses them). This is not rocket science, but it can make the difference between pleasant and frustrating.

      When the Debian installer took to both remembering the proxy settings throughout the install, AND recording them for later use by the OS, my life was just that little bit better. But I don't think they then the default option in GNOME alas.

    12. Re:OS X is a terrible interface in my experience by onlyjoking · · Score: 1

      I never got the "OS X is the perfect UNIX" thing either. Don't get me wrong I love using OS X - I have a dual 2Ghz G5 and a 1.5Ghz Powerbook - but if I need UNIX I turn to Linux. OS X is too much of a hybrid with its Mach/FreeBSD/Darwin/Aqua/Altivec brew. Still clinging on to its HFS+ filesystem and resource forks. No complete UNIX toolset on a default installation. "Fix permissions" has to be run frequently to avoid bottlenecks. 3 different systems for UNIX apps: DarwinPorts, FINK and source installs - all with their own requirements. NetInfo database conflicts in some cases.

      A complete install of Fedora 4 takes about 40 minutes, after which I have everything I need to run all kinds of servers. OS X shines in the multimedia department. Sorry, GIMP+Inkscape don't come close to Photoshop, Illustrator and Fireworks. The UNIX subsystem is a bonus, giving it robust stability and security but for working with UNIX there's just too much missing.

    13. Re:OS X is a terrible interface in my experience by melikamp · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I like to distinguish between OSX and Aqua. OSX itself is a breeze to use on a laptop, if any GNU or BSD flavour is. Aqua, on the other hand, is a mixed bag. It is slick and streamlined (compared to Windows) and has a few nice features (expose comes to mind), but I would give anything to be able to run a good WM, like WindowMaker or XFCE, without sacrificing Quartz. IMO, it all comes down to the fact that proprietary components of OSX will always suck, if only because we have absolutely no control over them.

      Just an example: there is no way, bar writing a script which will traverse the filesystem tree, to change view options in all folders. This is not OS/9, I am talking Tiger. Sounds stupid? It does to me, and so my non-techie friends never fail to be entertained when they see me opening the command line to "drag and drop" a few files.

      Another great example is the printer setup. It is abominable, I cannot do anything there. After a while I just gave up and started using CUPS' web interface, which is enabled by default. This again shows how sane the underlying OS is.

    14. Re:OS X is a terrible interface in my experience by slashdotnickname · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I've used solaris, AIX, Windows 9x/NT4/2000/XPpro, various Linux distros, FreeBSD, OpenBSD, and OS 10.1/.2/.3/.4

      Might I recommend you try the latest ParagraphOS.

    15. Re:OS X is a terrible interface in my experience by milimetric · · Score: 1

      I so agree. I have real reasons too. For starters... where are the applications? Like, in windows I have a quick launch and in Linux they're all organized for me and I can go configure the menus if I want. But in OSX? They're like on the dock... in the apple menu? But then they disappear from the dock? What is a dock? Is that a task bar or a quick launch, or what? Then I try to do something like ftp. I can't find any programs so I figure, this is Unix, maybe there's a command line thingy that does it. Then comes the thing I hate most... where is the command line? If it's so damn Unixy, put the command line smack in front of me. The mice are a whole other story. I think this. Great graphics, great stability, security. Great performance. Shitty, uncustomizable interface. Fluxbox or XFCE kick the teeth out of Mac OSX's interface. The only thing I like is when you right click you can scroll through the menu like through their iPod menus. Kudos for that.

    16. Re:OS X is a terrible interface in my experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I see your point about HFS+, which can be a bit peculiar at times. However of your Mach/FreeBSD/Darwin/Aqua/Altivec line - all of that is irrelevant to whether it's unix-like or not. Altivec is just a set of CPU instructions - irrelevant to whether it's UNIX. Aqua is just a GUI - irrelevant to whether it's UNIX. Darwin is the UNIX-like core - so sure, complain about that if it's not UNIX enough, and FreeBSD - how is that not UNIX? As for Mach that's what the kernel is based off and that's got no real relevance to the UNIXness. The three systems for UNIX apps: well that's two packaging systems - and Linux has more than two packaging systems itself, and one is your standard source tarball and you can't get any more standard than that. Really, if you're going to criticise it try to do a decent job without throwing around irrelevant buzzwords.

    17. Re:OS X is a terrible interface in my experience by radish · · Score: 1

      Now if only they could get the printer manufacturers to support those same "standards". Brother are one of the few I found that do, and installing my new Brother laser was much easier than my Canon photo printer. For the Canon I ended up having to use Ghostscript on a windows server to emulate a color pagewriter, and then tell the mac to print to that. Workable, but not great as I still don't have decent colour profile control from the mac.

      OSX is young, and I'm sure things will improve, but right now, as a _platform_ it's missing a lot of important things (strangely, pretty much the same things than Linux & BSD are missing). Support from third party hardware manufacturers is one of those things.

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    18. Re:OS X is a terrible interface in my experience by chrisnewbie · · Score: 1

      I can sum up!

      OS x is like british cars, it's all in reverse and made for lefty ;)

      and you need to lose some fingers or you might hurt yourself using the one button mouse.

      Imagine having ONE strong finger on one of your hand, pretty creepy.

    19. Re:OS X is a terrible interface in my experience by BeanThere · · Score: 1

      You used a Mac for only one day and you "hated it"? That's insane. Do you think if you had never ever used Windows or Linux before, and had only one day on it, that you would be productive on that very first day? I don't know about you, but if I add up all the time I'm spent over the years learning all the things I know how to do in Windows, it's probably a few man-months.

      I bought a Mac about six months ago, and although I use it fairly frequently I'm still learning new things all the time that make me 'more productive'. No way did I expect to be able to do anything useful with it after only one day though.

      I think your problem was not the Mac but very unrealistic expectations --- that's not entirely your fault though, because Macs are marketed as "easy to use" after all, so people do start unrealistically expecting that they will just sit down and automatically know how to use it properly!

    20. Re:OS X is a terrible interface in my experience by shywolf9982 · · Score: 1
      Linux geeks tend to customize installs further adding to hassles with emails like "this won't work on my custom hacked 2.6 Kernal with a mixture of Fedora/Slackware/and Debain I cobbled together and for those reasons is why I prefer developing for *BSD or OSX because I know where the dependancies will be on a standard installation is a much better argument.

      But that's most of the fun in Linux :D.
      On a side point, this lack of a "unified Linux distro" makes it possible for Linux to go everywhere, from FPGAs to routers to toasters and whatever else. I don't think any other OS runs on such a large base of platforms.
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    21. Re:OS X is a terrible interface in my experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I use a PC 99% of the time. Mostly Windows...

      Well then I guess you have a lot of experience with a poor user interfaces.

    22. Re:OS X is a terrible interface in my experience by Frogbert · · Score: 1

      Press enter please

    23. Re:OS X is a terrible interface in my experience by AngryElmo · · Score: 1

      Or if you can't afford that, try either PreviewOS or PlainOldtextOS

    24. Re:OS X is a terrible interface in my experience by belmolis · · Score: 1

      My experience exactly. Mac OS X is better than MS Windows or previous versions of Mac OS because I can get at a kind of Unix, but for the most part the things that distinguish it from GNU/Linux or FreeBSD or Solaris etc. just get in my way.

      As for the Mac GUI being intuitive, I can only say that years ago, when I first used a Mac, it took me twenty minutes to figure out that the trashcan was for deleting files. That moving the icon of a floppy disk to the trash can is the way to eject it still seems perverse.

    25. Re:OS X is a terrible interface in my experience by le_defaut_tragique · · Score: 1

      I actually grew up on Macs.

      My first exposure to a Windows computer was very disorienting. I'm 18 now, but I got my first computer (a Mac IIVX with an 80 megabyte hard drive!) when I was six. My mother is a graphic designer and my father is a writer so they were always around the house. I've played with Linux on my Macs and came away with good impressions, but using Windows is sort of an exotic feeling for me. It's what everybody uses and knows by heart but I've really only had to use it in the last few years and I'm still learning.

      What makes this all the more bizarre is that people seem to be migrating to the Mac these days while I'm still trying to understand Windows.

    26. Re:OS X is a terrible interface in my experience by gosand · · Score: 1
      You used a Mac for only one day and you "hated it"? That's insane. Do you think if you had never ever used Windows or Linux before, and had only one day on it, that you would be productive on that very first day? I don't know about you, but if I add up all the time I'm spent over the years learning all the things I know how to do in Windows, it's probably a few man-months.

      I have used computers since the mid 80s. I have experience with many different kinds. During one of my jobs I learned to use Tandem's Guardian OS. (talk about learning to HATE an OS!) You are right, I went in with high expectations. All I had heard was how great OS X was, from techie people even. I never liked Macs all that much, so I was hoping it was different. It was, and it wasn't. I WANTED to like it, I tried to like it. I just couldn't. Having experience with computers allows me to know inherently what I need to do on them, and how they work. From the stupidly-brain-dead-treat-me-like-a-moron Windows, to you-had-damn-well-better-know-the-CLI Linux. Macs just confuse the crap out of me. For the life of me, I couldn't figure out how to browse our network at work. Maybe the thing wasn't configured properly for that, but I could get to websites on the net.

      I guess I had heard that "it just works" so many times I actually believed it. I hate dragging and dropping. I don't like holding down the mouse buttons all the time. I just got really annoyed. It didn't seem like a challenge to me, it seemed like the damn thing was deliberately trying to confuse me. Good for those people who love them, I just don't get it.

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  47. Plus they move the .conf files around by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    between distros and releases. When you get a new distro or release, you have to figure out where the .conf files are, or if they've changed, what the new ones are. Plus if the .conf file is auto generated by a system management facility, you are pretty much guaranteed that not all options will be supported, leaving you with the somewhat dodgey prospect of editing a auto generated file.

  48. Funny article but... by danielk1982 · · Score: 0

    They messed up on the following point

    Reason number one: Linux is too complicated

    Even with the KDE and GNOME graphical windowing interfaces, it's possible -- not likely, but possible -- that you'll need to use a command line now and again, or edit a configuration file.


    Its actually very probable that you will have to visit ye ol'd shell to install anything, and installing anything under linux is a total bitch. I'm sorry, it hasn't gotten easier. Apt-get is nice when the package or the library is provided, if not, forget it. I don't know why every god-damn program under Windows seems to use InstallShield or InstallAnywhere, but none actully do under Linux (well InstallShield only works for Windows).

    I had no problems installing and setting up Apache under Windows, no problems at all (literally next->next->next->.. and then just mod the config text file). I had a butt-load of trouble doing the same under Linux (dependency issues). I am obviously not a Linux guru, but I do consider myself tech-savy in general.

    There is a problem when the same application is so much easier to install and setup on one platform than it is on the other.

    I always wondered why linux apps don't come bundled with all the libraries they need. Is there some sort of downside to doing it this way?

    I.. want.. to...like.. Linux.. but.. it..hates.. me.

    1. Re:Funny article but... by huru · · Score: 1

      Let's see. System -> Administration -> Synaptic package manager -> Enter your password -> Select search from toolbar -> Enter apache -> Right click on apache from the packages list and select "mark for installation -> Accept the additional dependencies by clicking "mark" -> Click "Apply" from toolbar.. and then just mod the config text file. True, butt-load of trouble, simply apt-get install apache on command line would have sufficied :/

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    2. Re:Funny article but... by danielk1982 · · Score: 0

      Would this work under Fedora?

      The apt-get methodology just seems kind of stupid to me as it side-steps the problem. You'll never be able to provide a comprehensive list of all the application someone will ever want to install.

    3. Re:Funny article but... by huru · · Score: 1

      True, but it does provide vast majority of software regular user needs, and then some. If you're gonna need something that isn't apt-gettable the odds are that you're savvy enought to be able to find & install it anyway. Exception to the rule are those packages Debian & co distros deem non-free, but couple of google searchs usually provide the instructions just fine. Same couple of google searches you'd need in windows as well to find the software you need.

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  49. Please fix the link by Rogerborg · · Score: 4, Funny

    We were promised a humorous article.

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    1. Re:Please fix the link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. This didn't even make me smile.

  50. Obviously we need to rebrand it by BlackCobra43 · · Score: 1

    I suggest we actualize the name and give it a cutting-edge, proactive ring by calling it "/fx"

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  51. Actually... by ZombieRoboNinja · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The article is trying to be facetious, but his first three points are actually dead-on.

    1. Linux is too complicated.
    He claims that you "occasionally" need to edit a configuration file in Linux, and implies that this is no more frequent than doing so in Windows.

    Bullshit. Since I've installed XP, I've never had to edit a configuration file OR registry data. Ever. I can install pretty much any PC-compatible hardware on the market and have it running quickly. Why? Because parts vendors make damn sure their stuff works in Windows.

    2. Linux is a pain to set up.
    The author claims that modern Linux distros are easier to install than Windows. This may be true, but he neglects the fact that BOTH OS's are a pain to install for multiboot.

    I decided to try out Linux, so I downloaded Ubuntu and ran the boot disk. Unfortunately, both my hard drives are NTFS, and Ubuntu doesn't know how to partition them. After half an hour looking around the net for a way to partition an NTFS drive without endangering the data on that drive, I gave up. No Linux for me, because I'm not willing to endanger all my system files or buy a new hard drive just to play around with another OS. "Insert disk and press Enter" my ass.

    3. Linux doesn't have enough applications.
    The author points out that there are a bunch of freeware programs for Linux. Of course, almost all the ones he lists have equal or better counterparts freely available for Windows. Is the argument that those Windows programs aren't packaged with the OS? Guess what, quite a few of them are, when you buy from a big vendor like Dell. And since you're gonna have to download or purchase your Linux distro anyway, it's not like you're saving install time by running Linux.

    In any case, he's missing the real "killer app" for a lot of us nerds: games. Yeah, it's been said before, but that doesn't make it less true. I regularly run maybe three apps on my computer that AREN'T games, and those work about equally well for Linux or Windows.

    Oh, and on top off all of that, the premise of the article is stupid. I don't need reasons NOT to run Linux. Linux doesn't come pre-installed on my computer; Windows does. I need reasons TO run Linux, and they better be damn good reasons to overrule my apathy. If I'm going to go through all the work of switching to a new OS and learning its foibles and features, there better be some real motivation for doing so.

    Frankly, I ain't motivated yet.

    1. Re:Actually... by danielk1982 · · Score: 0

      3. Linux doesn't have enough applications.
      The author points out that there are a bunch of freeware programs for Linux. Of course, almost all the ones he lists have equal or better counterparts freely available for Windows.


      What people tend to alwasy miss is the fact that most Open Source apps (especially the bigger and more popular ones) are released under Linux and under Windows. Is OpenOffice great..sure..does it mean you have to switch to Linux to use it..no friggen way... install it under Windows.

      The LAMP package can easily be converted into a WAMP package. Why does it always have to be all Open Source or all proprietary?

    2. Re:Actually... by TotalReflection · · Score: 2, Informative

      "I decided to try out Linux, so I downloaded Ubuntu and ran the boot disk. Unfortunately, both my hard drives are NTFS, and Ubuntu doesn't know how to partition them. After half an hour looking around the net for a way to partition an NTFS drive without endangering the data on that drive, I gave up. No Linux for me, because I'm not willing to endanger all my system files or buy a new hard drive just to play around with another OS. "Insert disk and press Enter" my ass" you ever heard of a LiveCD? you don't have to install shit. it runs right off of your CD drive. if all you want to is "play around with another OS" like you state, that's all you'll ever need.

    3. Re:Actually... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hoary has great support for NTFS partitioning, actually..

    4. Re:Actually... by cortana · · Score: 1

      You obviously didn't try very hard. The Ubuntu installer allows you to resize an NTFS partition. I did it yesterday--shrank an NTFS partition from 60 to 40 gigs, freeing up 20 gigs for Ubuntu.

    5. Re:Actually... by Pryon · · Score: 1
      I decided to try out Linux, so I downloaded Ubuntu and ran the boot disk. Unfortunately, both my hard drives are NTFS, and Ubuntu doesn't know how to partition them. After half an hour looking around the net for a way to partition an NTFS drive without endangering the data on that drive, I gave up. No Linux for me, because I'm not willing to endanger all my system files or buy a new hard drive just to play around with another OS. "Insert disk and press Enter" my ass.

      First off, there is no such thing as an "NTFS Drive". NTFS is a type of filesystem (hence NTFS).It's impossible to say for sure, but from what you say, your entire drive is a monolithic NTFS partition. An adequate comparison to windows would be for you to present it with a drive partitioned entirely with, say, ext3 and/or linux swap partitions. What does the windows installer have to say about this situation? "Unknown partition types, do you wish to obliterate them?"

    6. Re:Actually... by rudedog · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, both my hard drives are NTFS, and Ubuntu doesn't know how to partition them.

      Exactly. Whereas, if you already have Linux on your drives and now want to install Windows, it has no trouble partitioning your drives. Oh, wait...

    7. Re:Actually... by Penguin+Programmer · · Score: 2, Informative

      He claims that you "occasionally" need to edit a configuration file in Linux, and implies that this is no more frequent than doing so in Windows.

      Bullshit. Since I've installed XP, I've never had to edit a configuration file OR registry data. Ever. I can install pretty much any PC-compatible hardware on the market and have it running quickly. Why? Because parts vendors make damn sure their stuff works in Windows.


      Since installing Ubuntu on my girlfriend's laptop (which I use as an example since, unlike my home system, it is a typical desktop), I have had to edit exactly one configuration file (the WPA configuration to get it on her secured wireless network at home). Everything else worked great out of the box.

      Of course, I'm completely ignoring the fact that for power users like myself, it's usually easier to edit a config file in Linux than it is to figure out how the hell to get the clumsy Windows GUI to do what I want.

      When it comes to drivers and hardware, I've had far more trouble in Windows than in Linux. Whenever I install new hardware on a Windows box, it opens up some dialog box, tries to find drivers, fails, asks me for a disk, fails to find the drivers on the disk, makes me find the drivers manually, warns me that they're not XP certified, then installs them and asks me to restart! And that's the best-case scenario! Often it won't even tell me what it's trying to find drivers for. It just says "multimedia device," which when you've installed a motherboard with onboard sound, video, game controller, etc. is not very helpful at all. When I installed a new SATA card in my Linux server last month it just worked as soon as I put it in. I hotplugged in a drive and mounted it with no trouble. No finding and loading drivers and no rebooting.

      I decided to try out Linux, so I downloaded Ubuntu and ran the boot disk. Unfortunately, both my hard drives are NTFS, and Ubuntu doesn't know how to partition them. After half an hour looking around the net for a way to partition an NTFS drive without endangering the data on that drive, I gave up. No Linux for me, because I'm not willing to endanger all my system files or buy a new hard drive just to play around with another OS. "Insert disk and press Enter" my ass.

      What? This paragraph is just lies. Or ignorance. I've done many Ubuntu installs, and most of them included resizing NTFS partitions. They all worked flawlessly. No problems at all. I have yet to even *hear* of data loss with the Ubuntu installer. If you already have Windows setup and you install Ubuntu, it sets up the dual-booting automagically. As soon as you reboot, you are presented with a choice of what OS to use.

      Compare this to Windows. The Windows installer doesn't even recognize filesystems other than FAT and NTFS, and it won't even resize those. Now, suppose that you have another OS installed and have left room for Windows. You install Windows just fine, but when you reboot - shits! - you can only get into Windows. Unless you have a boot disk for your other system, you're fucked.

      The author points out that there are a bunch of freeware programs for Linux. Of course, almost all the ones he lists have equal or better counterparts freely available for Windows. Is the argument that those Windows programs aren't packaged with the OS? Guess what, quite a few of them are, when you buy from a big vendor like Dell. And since you're gonna have to download or purchase your Linux distro anyway, it's not like you're saving install time by running Linux.

      The first thing that I always seem to need to do when I get a new Dell/eMachines/Toshiba/HP here at the office is uninstall all the absolute garbage that comes pre-installed on it. Then I go about installing things like the all-vital anti-virus and going through the arduous Windows Update process (made even more arduous recently by Windows Genuine Advantage, which I usually just bypass even on legit machines because it's a pain in the ass).

      You need not purchase

    8. Re:Actually... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. Editing configuration files on Linux is not just likely to happen it is 100% guaranteed.

      2. Linux has gotten easier to install but it still sucks on many distros. Setting up Linux still sucks on all distros except Ubuntu.

      3. Linux has thousands of garbage applications to choose from. Great. How many text editors does the average user need to install? Do you know that Xbill is counted in this list of wonderful Linux applications? Gimp is garbage compared to Photoshop. Cadega plays 10% of all available Windows games and of those 10% we have 95% that play at a reduced performance. The remaining 5% play at native performance but break everytime the games are patched.

      5. Linux is cheaper than Windows if your time is completely worthless. Windows pays for itself in the first week of installation with the extra time you save trying to make Linux not suck.

    9. Re:Actually... by dsci · · Score: 1

      It sounds to me like you're discounting it before even giving it a chance.

      That's probably true >90% of the people who claim Linux is too complicated or does not install/recognize hardware.

      Like the parent, I've had FAR more problems with Windows drivers than with Linux. I find editing a config file MUCH easier (and faster) and sensical; ever had to edit the Local Securities Policies in WinXP? You get things like "Disable Machine Account Password Changes: Enable, Disable."

      Too many double negatives, too much "MS-speak" and too much "GUI" in Windows configuration. If Windows works great for someone out of the box, I'm happy for them, but it's a misconfigured system built on an inverted pyramid design.

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    10. Re:Actually... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Frankly, I ain't motivated yet
      Nobody cares. You can gloat in your apathy in hubris; the rest of us are willing to put forth effort for our own ends.
    11. Re:Actually... by tuppe666 · · Score: 1

      1. Bullshit. Since I've installed XP, I've never had to edit a configuration file OR registry data. Ever. I can install pretty much any PC-compatible hardware on the market and have it running quickly. Why? Because parts vendors make damn sure their stuff works in Windows. I suspect if you are not editing configuration files or registry files on your PC, you are missing out on taking full advantage of your software/hardware. Hardware vendors indeed do make sure there harware works with windows, but thats it really. Once the device is out of the door sold, and on your PC thats it. When the OS changes, or the API will it still work. I've been bitten by this with several peices of hardware. 2. I decided to try out Linux, so I downloaded Ubuntu and ran the boot disk. Unfortunately, both my hard drives are NTFS, and Ubuntu doesn't know how to partition them. After half an hour looking around the net for a way to partition an NTFS drive without endangering the data on that drive, I gave up. No Linux for me, because I'm not willing to endanger all my system files or buy a new hard drive just to play around with another OS. "Insert disk and press Enter" my ass. I too tried Unbutu. I tried to put it on my parents computer, and experienced similar problems. Though it must be noted that distributions do vary. I suspect if you had done a fresh install, you wouldn't have a problem. I suspect if you had tried to install windows on a linux box, you wouldn't have a chance at keeping your data, and Unbutu I suspect will improve over time. 3. In any case, he's missing the real "killer app" for a lot of us nerds: games. Yeah, it's been said before, but that doesn't make it less true. I regularly run maybe three apps on my computer that AREN'T games, and those work about equally well for Linux or Windows. Games are the "killer app" of consoles, windows pales in comparison to any console. Although that said linux does have games, and those games it have are cheaper, and often have a better pholosophy behind them. i can play quake3 potentially forever, and it will probably get better. Can the same be said for windows only games.

    12. Re:Actually... by FrankNputer · · Score: 1

      Re: #2...NTFS write support in Linux is still experimental, so you shouldn't expect it to be able to just move all your data for you with no problems. However, there are plenty of partitioning utilites that do just that. I like Partition Commander myself - copy, resize & move partitions all the time with no problems.

      Now - if you really want to just play with it, but can't figure out how to partition your drive or find a spare somewhere, you have tons of Live CD options. Play all you like, then decide if you want to spend money. No problem.

    13. Re:Actually... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To point one of never having had to edit the windows registry. Consider yourself lucky.

      Actually some of us have had to edit the windows registry manually thanks to spyware and virii putting nasty no no's into the registry that the only way to clean the frackers was to boot into safe mode, manually delete files and manually edit the registry to get rid of the crud.

      My $.02

    14. Re:Actually... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      5. Linux is cheaper than Windows if your time is completely worthless. Windows pays for itself in the first week of installation with the extra time you save trying to make Linux not suck.
      I agree, it's pointless to spend time in trying to make windows not suck...
    15. Re:Actually... by wot.narg · · Score: 0

      What are you smoking? Ubuntu and all distros that use the Debian Installer can and do partition ntfs just fine.

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    16. Re:Actually... by good-n-nappy · · Score: 1

      I agree that these are all problems. I use Windows cause I hate, hate, hate spending my time doing anything that isn't related to the things I want to get done. And no, configuring my Linux box is not one of the things I want to get done.

      Anyway, it's been noted over and over that the fundamental problem underlying all of these other problems is the lack of device drivers. I think what it will take for this to change is a company like Apple for Linux. What I mean by that is that they have to be in the hardware *and* software business. By hardware, I don't really mean machines - because there are lots of companies making workable factory installed linux machines. The company could outsource that part. What I mean by hardware is peripherals. Someone needs to brand the heck out of their linux distro and then promise that it will plug-n-play with all of the peripherals they sell. I don't mean every junky peripheral a person could buy at Frys. I mean it must work with every peripheral the company sells directly or that they get the seller to label "foo" compatible. Some crucial peripherals are printers, digital cameras, **WIFI Cards**, cell phones, PDAs, MP3 players, mice, etc... Note also that it is not enough to have a website with a list of what's compatible (e.g. basically all the current Linux distros) It's a lot of work to do comparison shopping when you have to keep track of exactly which models from which companies are compatible (i.e. it says the MXV57683942s rev 3 is compatible, so is the MXV57683942s rev 3.1 also compatible???)

      Since the aforementioned scheme involves a lot of branding it would help if the company was already considered hip or cool. You can probably guess where I'm going with this. Yes, one good candidate would be Google. And guess what Google. You're going to need it to stay on top, anyway.

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    17. Re:Actually... by makomk · · Score: 1

      Actually, although NTFS write support is experimental, NTFS resizing is supposedly quite reliable and well-tested. I've never tried it myself (still using Windows 98), but that's teh official status.

    18. Re:Actually... by FreshFunk510 · · Score: 1

      If you're lucky, Linux installs with a snap. But, in my experience, usually you're NOT lucky. I think everytime I've installed Linux something has gone "wrong."

      Typically, it's some sort of hardware/network support that doesn't work right off the bat. This is one thing that Windows is decent (not good, not great) at. My experience has been that most devices work with Windows. If not, you know you'll have a driver for Windows available. Unfortunately that's not the case for Linux and sometimes you really have to dig for those drivers (not Linux's fault of course, but making a point about the support my third parties).

      Getting audio to work on Linux sucks. Another time Linux had a problem with my keyboard on my laptop. I've had to fudge with X for resolution/refresh reasons. The list goes on and on.

      It's definitely gotten a lot better. The stuff above is stuff I can deal with so they aren't deal breakers. But Windows is still WAYYYYYY easier to install than Linux no matter what anyone tells me. (Admittedly, the last distro I installed was the Fedora Core 2 which was probably like a year ago.)

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    19. Re:Actually... by ZombieRoboNinja · · Score: 0

      I tried that. Downloaded and burned Slax. It was very cool that they managed to load a whole functioning OS onto one disk, but it took five minutes to load up and wouldn't go higher than 640x480 screen resolution. Plus, it didn't recognize my wireless card for some reason, so no internet access. Pretty much all I could run was OpenOffice.

      But to be fair, I'm sure it was the most stable and secure text editing I've ever done.

    20. Re:Actually... by ZombieRoboNinja · · Score: 0
      What? This paragraph is just lies. Or ignorance. I've done many Ubuntu installs, and most of them included resizing NTFS partitions. They all worked flawlessly. No problems at all. I have yet to even *hear* of data loss with the Ubuntu installer. If you already have Windows setup and you install Ubuntu, it sets up the dual-booting automagically. As soon as you reboot, you are presented with a choice of what OS to use.

      Not lies, I can guarantee that much. ;-) I went to setup in Ubuntu, and it displayed my two hard drives' main partitions well enough. But I couldn't figure out how to resize the partitions. There was no obvious menu choice, and no documention that I could find (either within the installer or in the more extensive online documentation) detailing how to do this properly. There may well have been a simple way to proceed safely, but I couldn't be sure, and I didn't want to risk losing all my data.

      Compare this to Windows. The Windows installer doesn't even recognize filesystems other than FAT and NTFS, and it won't even resize those. Now, suppose that you have another OS installed and have left room for Windows. You install Windows just fine, but when you reboot - shits! - you can only get into Windows. Unless you have a boot disk for your other system, you're fucked.

      Yup. It's a double standard, I freely admit that. But frankly, Linux programmers need to care about transitioning people quickly and easily from Windows a lot more than Microsoft needs to worry about the opposite. One of the benefits of that 95%(ish) marketshare they have.

      Basically, my question isn't "which is the better OS." My question is, "Why is it worth my time and effort to switch to Linux?" Stability and security don't cut it; my Windows box is plenty stable, and secure enough for my purposes (as long as I keep my antivirus updated).

      Oh, and in response to a couple other guys: I have tried a Live CD distro, Slax. It was cool that it could run a whole OS from a CD, but it was stuck at 640x480 resolution and wouldn't recognize my wireless card, so no internet for me. As far games: it's nice that Cedega or Wine or whatever can run a lot of games, but the fact remains that those games are DESIGNED for Windows, and games always seem to work earlier/better on Windows than Linux.

      I'm no Windows grognard. I'm writing this from my new PowerBook, in fact. But Linux defenders need to be more realistic in their assessments. Windows XP is a familiar, stable, and well-supported platform. It's the de-facto standard OS for x86 computers. Linux has a way to go before they're gonna be able to convert Joe Sixpack to their OS, and sarcastic diatribes (like TFA) aren't really constructive.

    21. Re:Actually... by FrankNputer · · Score: 1

      Well, I guess I stand corrected. I still find it easier to use a 3rd-party app, but that's just me. I got to thinking that it wasn't really the same thing anyway - certainly a dd-type copy works, and data moving for a partition resize would be closer to that than writing new files & preserving permissions, metadata, etc. in NTFS.

  52. FYI:When was the last time you edited a .conf? by hummassa · · Score: 1

    Six months ago, when I (re-)installed my Kubuntu Warty workstation/server/firewall (dead HD), it was the last time I edited a .conf file. IIRC, I had to edit by hand the dnsmasq conffile and the FireHOL conffile. Since then, I installed a lot of software via kinaptic, it asked me some configuration questions and voila. Ah, it's been on ever since (except for this week, when the power went down in my building, and the UPS couldn't cope).

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  53. Reason 5 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Windows' actually makes up a large percentage of your PC's price?

    Hmmm. Well, still, it's already on there, and it has everything you need."

    That's actually a really good reason not to switch. Given that Windows is already installed, I've already paid for it, and I've got it configured to use restricted user accounts to reduce my exposure to malware (just like I would on Linux), why would I want to replace it?

    1. Re:Reason 5 by Gta-Klue · · Score: 1

      You're new here right?

      1. Install Linux
      2. Write a top 5 list
      3. ???
      4. PROFIT!!


      In Soviet Russia, Top 5 lists use YOU!

      Only old people write Top 5 lists.

      I for one welcom our Top 5 list overlords!

      Did I forget any? :)

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    2. Re:Reason 5 by SnarfQuest · · Score: 1

      Given that Windows is already installed, I've already paid for it, and I've got it configured to use restricted user accounts to reduce my exposure to malware (just like I would on Linux), why would I want to replace it?

      Maybe, because 30 seconds after you connect it to the net, it is completely reprogrammed: with virus, key logging software, adware, spyware, worms, trojans, mailbots, ...

      Less if you haven't done the updates, which you need to connect to the net to get, and less than 30 seconds after you connect ...

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    3. Re:Reason 5 by Widowwolf · · Score: 1

      Ok here is the one problem i have with people like you Snarfquest. If you connect to the net, you won't automatically get virus, key logging software, adware, spyware, worms, trojans, mailbots, ...

      You have to actually do things on the web to get virus, key logging software, adware, spyware, worms, trojans, mailbots, ...If you plug your computer in, get on the net and go to windows update page..you have no problems. Plus if you just download a copy of: Adaware or Spybot and a free trial of Tuneup Utilities2004(on cnet downloads) then you are good to go. I have never had a virus and my pc has been running for 3.5 years solid just with the use of these programs.

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  54. One reason... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One reason why I'm going to stop reading slashdot:
    1. People continue to post articles like this that provide little or no useful information and waste my time.

    1. Re:One reason... by reiggin · · Score: 1

      you'll be back. they always come back. you know you want the slashdot. you can smell the slashdot. you can touch the slashdot. come on... pet the slashdot. looooove the slashdot......

  55. right on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This article is straight to the point and summarizes in a humorous way how many feel. Excellent article!

    1. Re:Right On by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "Run a Windows-like copy-cat interface."
      Listen, Troll. Winblows copied the Mac. Who's the copycat there? When was the last time that Microshaft came out with an innovative product? I am open to any suggestions... And, if you really want to know, Linux really technically only applies to the frigging KERNEL, which if you knew about how Winblows really works, you'd know that the Winblows Kernel is a major issue. How many blue screens of death have you experienced? How many "illegal operations" has you computer had? I am a Linux & Mac Geek who wasted much of my life using Winblows. I got tired of having to constantly police my computer using Norton and Adaware and all the other shit that clogs up my hard drive. I also got tired of stupid processes that I didn't want to run that kept running. Why does Windows think for you when you DON'T FUCKING WANT IT TO!?!? Oh, but Windows would be happy to not think for you when you do want it to. It just installs things in the background on the taskbar that would be happy to eat up your memory, cause your computer to slow down, and then let users think that they need to upgrade. Go fuck your own system since you seem to love it so much. I'm sure it would love to have some nice sex. But that would require you to have a dick...
    2. Re:Right On by frostw · · Score: 1

      Dude, are you foaming at the mouth?!

      I use Xp and Linux all day at work, and also at home. Both are equally stable. No BSODS (in fact, haven't had a BSOD in over 2 years, and that was due to a poorly written wireless USB driver).

      Sure, you get "illegal operations" in XP, but you do realise these are application errors don't you? Nothing to do with the Kernel.

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    3. Re:Right On by poofyhairguy82 · · Score: 1
      This:

      Let's just say: It ain't the cost of the distro, folks. It's keeping it running. That's expensive, and you guys all seem to think you deserve top dollar. You seem to think "If you've got 'em by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow." You know what? You're right. You keep the more esoteric parts of Linux close to your chest, just obscure enough so no one else QUITE knows what's going on, then you're "needed." That's exactly right, and that's why you are going away.

      and this:

      Remember, I'm not smiling about Linux issues: I'm out to get you.

      Are awesome. Part blind emotion, part truth, part ignorance and part genius....

      I have been thinking about it a lot. This whole Gnu thing seems to be a generational gap type of deal. We have the old guard, like this fellow would be more than happy to oursource all our jobs if it would make his product better and cheaper while not trusting anything that does not have the same selfish core philosophy, and you have the GNU "hippies" who go around giving everythign away for free in order to remain relevant and to save users from themselves.

      I really liked this rant. I can not see through the other side, but I have come to some of the same conclusions....I just like the idea of increasing my value (this poster doesn't) and I like the idea of Libre software (this poster doesn't care). But we can come to the same conclusions. Neat.

      Its irrelvent. Just like any generational trend, the younger crowd will end up winning. Linux might never be on the parent poster's Desktop, but it will sneek into his cell phone, his tivo, his car computer or his firewall. He would have to go out of his way to avoid it. And that is why the arguement doesn't matter. But its fun to read.

  56. Re:And 10 reasons to use SCO OpenServer6 instead.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't think I agree with point 1 since using Linux is basically like dumpster diving.

  57. Can you stop ambushing us? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    So, do Linux users around here take particular delight in ambushing people trying to switch to Linux and having trouble? It's funny to see people post things like:

    I had trouble using Linux and making it do X, Y, or Z.

    To which 10 people respond with one of:
    - You're a loser, I use Linux every day and it works fine.
    - You must be using an old Linux
    - You must be using distro X, it works fine in Y

    etc, etc.

    Perhaps you guys haven't realized that maybe people don't *know* these things? I mean, come on. "Feature A doesn't work in distro X, you should have used Y"? How the heck are people supposed to know that. And the sheer delight in the responses as if the person was a complete moron for not knowing that!

    Yes, Windows has more than it's fair share of problems, but at least there's just one place to look for all the features. Is there a way for non-Linux people to discover all the pitfalls *before* they fall in them?

    1. Re:Can you stop ambushing us? by arose · · Score: 1
      Yes, Windows has more than it's fair share of problems, but at least there's just one place to look for all the features.
      And this magical place is?
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  58. A couple of good reasons by axolotl_farmer · · Score: 4, Funny
    1. Re:A couple of good reasons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LMAO, studmuffins...

  59. BIAS ALERT! (was: Re:Anecdote time) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oooohhh - did you notice how strongly biased the article is against Windows? It's even outright lying:

    "And, Microsoft also has Microsoft Office, which -- oh wait, you don't get that with the operating system, do you? You also don't get a Web page editor either, do you?"

    Windows comes with full office and web editing capabilities for free: wordpad

  60. But do you really blame them? by BlackCobra43 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Do you know how your car runs ? Do you care? When you switch cars, do you switch to a manual transmission just for shits and giggles even though you don't know jackshit about shifting gears (supposing you use an automatic)? I would think you would look for a car that's as simple as the previous one, but faster, cheaper - better! People view their computers as their do their cars - goods beyond their comprehension that they can USE.

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    1. Re:But do you really blame them? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What if that manual car is faster, cheaper and more reliable? Would everyone pass up on a great deal just because they can't be bothered to learn how to shift gears?

    2. Re:But do you really blame them? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      What if that manual car is faster, cheaper and more reliable? Would everyone pass up on a great deal just because they can't be bothered to learn how to shift gears?

      Yes, most would pass on it. Manuals are generally cheaper, faster, more reliable, and more efficient than automatic transmissions. However, people still pay more for the reduced power and worse mileage of the automatic (at least here in the US they do). They will gladly pay more for less, as long as the less is easier to use. When the people pushing one OS over another finally figure this out, they will have gotten the point. Now, let's see if they actually do something about it.

    3. Re:But do you really blame them? by defaria · · Score: 1

      Actually, yes I do know how my car runs! And yes I would switch to a manual transmission in a heartbeat (as I've owned them before and prefer them). No I don't look for a car "as simple as the previous one" - I look for one with *more* features thus complexity. Scratching my head and wondering what your point is (and pitying you for your lack of knowledge...)

    4. Re:But do you really blame them? by BlackCobra43 · · Score: 1

      While I do not completly appreciate the condescending attitude and snide tone of your comment, I would simply like to remind you that you, as a /. reader, are not automatically representative of the majority (or even of a significative portion thereof) of the population.

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    5. Re:But do you really blame them? by PintoPiman · · Score: 1
      Do you know how your car runs?
      Yes.

      Do you care?
      Yes.

      When you switch cars, do you switch to a manual transmission just for shits and giggles even though you don't know jackshit about shifting gears (supposing you use an automatic)?
      Yes. My current car (2004 Acura RSX) is the first stick I've ever owned. I'm not alone either.

      I would think you would look for a car that's as simple as the previous one, but faster, cheaper - better!
      My previous car was a 15 year old Volvo. The Acura was not cheaper. It was not simpler (different transmission, a *CD* player!, an alarm system, keyless entry, anti-lock breaks, and on and on... progress means complexity...) It was faster and better, but perhaps the manual tranny helps a little there? It definitely makes it more fun to drive...

      People view their computers as their do their cars - goods beyond their comprehension that they can USE.
      Many people do. Not all. Some of us want to know if we're being hosed by the mechanic. Some of us change our own oil. Some of us just want to know a little bit about the device that we're trusting with our lives on a daily basis.

      I'll be the first to admit that I'm ignorant about a great many things, but that doesn't mean that I'll stand up and proudly defend my ignorance. Do you think that the frustrations that users experience with computers and cars (accidents, viruses, repairs, property losses, etc) could be avoided if those users were not complacent in their ignorance?

    6. Re:But do you really blame them? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is a big distinction between cars and computers. We require license for car users. So even though I might not know exactly how a car is working, I can operate one. Compare that to computers where many persons do not know how to operate the computer properly. And I am not talking about advanced stuff. For example, some people can't distinguish between single and double click.

    7. Re:But do you really blame them? by sploxx · · Score: 1

      People view their computers as their do their cars - goods beyond their comprehension that they can USE.

      You still need a driver's license for the car in most countries. You do not need how exactly the transmission works, but you do need to have shallow knowledge of how cars behave and work.

      I do not propose a 'computer license', but given that computers are at least as complex as cars, there is some knowledge required for using them.

      Additionally, it is actually way easier and cheaper to gain knowledge about computers: Learning-by-doing. This is not possible (without assitance) in the case of cars.

    8. Re:But do you really blame them? by coronaride · · Score: 1

      While I can't answer for the rest of the world, or really anyone else but myself, I can make observations of those around me...and the answer would SEEM to be "Yes", they would pass up on a great deal just because they can't be bothered to learn how to shift gears. Not only so, but that seems to be the CalifAmerica way.

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    9. Re:But do you really blame them? by tcampb01 · · Score: 1

      Oh crap! You've just reminded me that it's been a week since I last downloaded the software updates or scanned for viruses in my car!

      Gotta run!

    10. Re:But do you really blame them? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      fine compare it to a car. One thing everyone forgets is that when bad things happens, it going to cost you at least $100 to fix, and probaly more.

    11. Re:But do you really blame them? by cow-orker · · Score: 1

      People don't regularly "upgrade" their cars with fatter engines and new accessories or want them to do things nobody ever thought of, like swimming or flying, just by attaching some wings and fins. On the pro side, cars don't get infested by worms nor do they pop up advertisements or spy on you.

      On the other hand, there are people who "upgrade" their cars. This is called tuning and the guys who do it, do know how the car works.

      As long as people view their computer like their car and still try to install software on it, something is in serious disorder.

    12. Re:But do you really blame them? by vkkim · · Score: 1
      Do you know how your car runs ? Do you care? When you switch cars, do you switch to a manual transmission just for shits and giggles even though you don't know jackshit about shifting gears (supposing you use an automatic)? I would think you would look for a car that's as simple as the previous one, but faster, cheaper - better! People view their computers as their do their cars - goods beyond their comprehension that they can USE.

       
      Can you download or order a free cd containing your new manual transmission? Does your manual transmission stop your car from crashing? Is your current automatic transmission easy to compromise?
  61. Fanboyism... by QJimbo · · Score: 1

    As much as I like Linux, this article isn't that funny, bending the truth as much as microsoft has bent it the other way. If I want to read a funny jokey biased article I'll head over to Humorix. Check this one out http://humorix.org/articles/2005/05/openbsd/

    Instead of being on some Linux conquest that one is just there for laughs :)

    1. Re:Fanboyism... by Anita+Coney · · Score: 1

      The truth was way beyond being bent. The idea that a user is unlikely to use commands in Linux is ludicrous. If you use Linux AND if you intend to DO ANYTHING with Linux, you WILL need to use the command line. Now maybe someone could set up a Linux computer for a newbie, and maybe that newbie will never have to use the command line, but the person setting it up certainly would have.

      I'm not saying it's a bad thing to use the command line, in many ways it's more efficient. But to say that you'll almost certainly never use it in Linux is an outright lie.

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    2. Re:Fanboyism... by Budenny · · Score: 1
      "Now maybe someone could set up a Linux computer for a newbie, and maybe that newbie will never have to use the command line, but the person setting it up certainly would have. I'm not saying it's a bad thing to use the command line, in many ways it's more efficient. But to say that you'll almost certainly never use it in Linux is an outright lie"

      Think you can - think I actually did - several installs of Mandrake, from 9.0 onwards, without ever using the command line. Suse 9.2 needed one - to do with passwords to use CUPS. But that was all. It depends very much on what you use. Mandriva, don't think its an issue unless you want to use it.

  62. Distros by Gogo0 · · Score: 1

    Seriously, who needs another distibution with a weird name? Linux? Wha?

    I'll stick with Debian.

  63. Because whatever Linux can do, BSD can do better! by chhupa_rustam · · Score: 1

    Here's the obligatory BSD troll...err, post. Because if you want: - security: use OpenBSD! - portability: use NetBSD! - performance: use FreeBSD! Umm...and if you want all three, sorry.

  64. 5 reasons why I don't use linux by Keruo · · Score: 1

    (on all my machines)

    1. Video editing, yes, there's software like kino and heroinewarrior, but those either don't open the filetypes I need to modify properly or they just eat ton of resources and just crash.
    2. DVD mastering.
    3. Hardware incompatibility. My DVB card just doesn't work. It has drivers in kernel, but SIGNAL LOST: Cannot get LOCK.
    4. Games. I'm not that much of a gamer, but I still occasionally want to play something other than solitare or mahjongg without endless install run of cedega/wine/xwine to get the games to work.
    5. File management. I'm too used to manage files using explorer. It just feels better to use, when moving folders around, renaming files etc. for some reason.

    Linux is perfect for servers. I wouldn't dream (nightmares if I did) of running apache/mysql/fileserver on windows.
    Another box works as my surf and email machine, no need to use internet explorer or outlook.

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  65. One word... by pedestrian+crossing · · Score: 1

    Knoppix.

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  66. Mod article author down! by charlesbakerharris · · Score: 1

    Am I the only one who thought the jokes in that article were utterly predictable, thoroughly overused/recycled, and just not all that funny in the first place? Seems very much like the author mailed that one in.

  67. AutoCAD .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    we have blender, lots of program for video editing, like cinepaint, lots of games too. like nexuiz.

    But I really miss AutoCAD. And no - intellicad is not good enoungh, and is commercial.

    PS: posting anonymous, because I've already moderated here.

  68. Liunx vs. Windows by kilodelta · · Score: 1

    I tend to use Linux for server side, Windows for the desktop simply because both myself and end users find KDE a little hard to get used to.

    But sometimes Linux servers vex me. For example, my FreeBSD 5.4 server needs to proxy all it's command line FTP and wget things but for the life of me I cannot get a straight answer.

    1. Re:Liunx vs. Windows by doon · · Score: 2

      First FreeBSD != Linux.

      Not sure about wget, but fetch and ftp should honor the enviroment variables FTP_PASSIVE_MODE, FTP_PROXY, and FTP_PASSWORD

      Hope that helps

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  69. Switching is hard by RAMMS+EIN · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ``Why aren't more people using Linux?

    That's a difficult question. After 10 years of being a viable, usable operating system, one would have thought that Linux would have made more inroads and become more mainstream.''

    It's not too difficult to see, really. Even if Linux really were a better operating system for everyone now using Windows, people would still not switch. Why? Well, the keyword is "switch". Switching costs effort, installing the new system, familiarizing yourself with it, figuring out what applications to use, etc. etc. etc. Why bother if you can get your work done on Windows?

    The situation would be entirely different if people grew up with Linux. They would be familiar with how it works, what applications to use for what tasks, and so on. Linux would just be another operating system, instead of one you had to switch to.

    That, and the lack of availability of certain software (various businesses need some specialized software that isn't available for Linux, and many games won't work on it) is why people aren't using Linux, even in settings where it would be superior.

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  70. some 5 reasons why linux is still not ready by mcn · · Score: 3, Insightful

    5) still have to meddle with .conf files. not good enough for normal users

    4) slow. it used to be that one argument for linux and against windows is that linux is faster, but not anymore, it seems. on my old pc, winxp is clearly faster than linux (with kde/gnome) of any distro. response in graphical linux is not snappy enough.

    3) fonts. either it's fat and anti-aliased or skinny and aliased. in other words, it's plain ugly compared to windows.

    2) desktops (kde & gnome) and menus are still crude. as much as i hate windows, i find the xp interface is nicer than kde and gnome. their windows, toolbars and buttons are proportionately sized by default. you don't get dialog boxes shooting beyond the bottom of screen. and normal users tend not to know where to find what in the menus.

    1) no equivalent _and_ compatible applications. especially outlook. i can overlook this outlook thingy, but many many people cannot.

    1. Re:some 5 reasons why linux is still not ready by Apathetic1 · · Score: 1

      I had a friend tell me that X was horribly slow. After tinkering with KDE and Gnome, I was inclined to agree. After I installed Enlightenment, I changed my mind - it's not X that's slow, it's KDE and Gnome. Try a different window manager and you might find Linux snappy enough.

      I'm not bashing KDE or Gnome, I find them both fairly usable but they were way too slow on my PIII era hardware.

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  71. Re:And 10 reasons to use SCO OpenServer6 instead.. by jtosburn · · Score: 1

    Just a little editing on that list, either removing or changing but a single word per item:

    1. OpenServer 6 Costs
    2. SCO Has an Inferior Kernel
    3. OpenServer Has Better Perjury
    4. SCO Has a Customer Roadmap
    5. OpenServer 6 is Backward
    6. SCO Allows You to Focus on Your Navel
    7. SCO Owns Products
    8. SCO is Linux'ifying its Code Base
    9. SCO UNIX: Formerly Legendary Reliability
    10. SCO Has a Legal Support Team

  72. The right comparison by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unlike many Linux (-related) software even Windows tries hard to remain backwards compatible. Strange that the author never seemed manage to come up with such a valid reason not to use Linux.

    All of these people forget the basic issue of approaching things with "getting the right tool for the job" instead of "use linux to play my window games. why? linux r0x0rZ!1".

    Get a clue.

  73. BSOD by digitalderbs · · Score: 1

    I enjoy the appearance of a BSOD. It gives me a welcome break from my day, and reminds me to slow down a little.

  74. Apache by RAMMS+EIN · · Score: 5, Informative

    ``Take a look at Apache. A server widely acclaimed for its up-time, and yet you can't even change a single setting without restarting the server!'' /etc/init.d/apache reload

    Reloads the configuration without taking the server down. Many Unix daemons do this when you send them a SIGHUP.

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    1. Re:Apache by nuxx · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, you do have to restart the servers. It's just possible to do it without completely shutting down Apache.

      Your example there uses your server's Apache init script with a command called reload, but one would actually send 'graceful' to Apache, which restarts all of the servers one at a time after they are done processing the current requests. So they do restart, just in a 'graceful' manner.

      For example, on Apache 2.0 one would sent 'httpd -k graceful' to do it.

    2. Re:Apache by mikehoskins · · Score: 2, Interesting

      To the last poster: `apachectl graceful` is correct.

      It waits until all child processes are done, kills each one, then reloads and restarts Apache. The users shouldn't even know you're down.

      What's funny is that IIS is really doing the same thing behind-the-scenes, without your knowledge.

      At least with Apache, you can control *when* it restarts. IIS only needs a whiff of a web.config change and it does it.

      (For example, on IIS this could be a bad thing, if you are in the middle of copying a ton of files and your customers see the site mangled. This is possible to have happen in Apache, as well, but you have more control).

      Both servers occasionally have configuration changes or other problems that require a full stop/start. However, with Apache, it's far less frequent, unless someone breaks it.

      Apache is also *so* much more powerful because it's *so* configurable. As someone who admins both for my job, I can attest that there's no contest.

      IMHO, IIS feels like a cheap plastic toy. Apache, on the other hand, is almost overkill, but good overkill, nonetheless. Apache truly feels enterprise-class, unlike IIS, which feels more like an point-and-click application. (I think this is akin to comparing Oracle to Access).

      Features-wise, there is no comparison. For example, look up all the "mod_xxxxx" modules for Apache, some time. Not impressed? Well, just try mod_rewrite on for size, or mod_proxy, or mod_auth, or mod_perl's extensions to Apache.

      (Now compare that to IIS. Insert stunned silence and the chirping of crickets)....

      Again, IMHO, you cannot compare the IIS to Apache for power, flexibility, control, etc. IIS is easier to use -- initially -- until you want to think-outside-the-box, that is!

      Apache's portability, stability, performance under load, features, and popularity are renowned, for good reasons....

      If you want more of an apples-to-apples comparison, find a GUI tool for Apache that behaves somewhat like IIS, if one exists. (Of course, you'd have to get one that limits features to make it more apples-to-apples)....

  75. insightful???? by tont0r · · Score: 1

    why is this insightful?? obviously there are like 5+ responses pointing out he is wrong. i can point out wrong info all day if its going to get me +5, insightful.

    hey! im the lord jesus christ! gimme your money if you want to go to heaven now.

  76. Re:And 10 reasons to use SCO OpenServer6 instead.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You forgot 11: SCO Has no more customers. :P

  77. No, really. by suso · · Score: 1

    This is snake oil.

    Nope, we've been offering this service since 1997 and have never had a problem with it. Some of our customers are using over a gigabyte and even upwards of 20 gigs. As long as its used for email or website stuff, its ok. Disk space is cheap. Read our AUP.

    1. Re:No, really. by trewornan · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I don't know about this "suso" but I've been using uklinux for years and know that I've downloaded over 20gig some months without a whisper of complaint from them. Maybe I could abuse it to the point where they would object but I think I'd have to be really outrageous. As far as I'm concerned I have unlimited download.

    2. Re:No, really. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Okay, I read your AUP. Example:

      "suso.org has the right to refuse or terminate service to anyone for any reason."

      "Any reason" includes using up too much disk space, does it not? Another bit:

      "Make sure that your account or access to the system does not abuse the resources of the system or network such that it severely affects other people's usage of suso.org or other services on the Internet. It is at our discretion what is to be considered abuse."

      Another place where you can kick people off for using too much disk space. After all, if the server runs out of disk space, it'll affect your other customers, won't it? More:

      I agree with the premise that disk space is cheap. But it isn't cheap enough for you to claim to offer infinite amounts of it. And saying that a customer of yours uses 20GB is not impressive. You are offering unlimited space - 20GB is nothing. If it's true you haven't had to kick anybody off, it's because nobody with a decent amount of data trusts the obviously snake-oil claim of no limits.

      I've seen so many claims of unlimited space not hold up, it's silly. For example, a previous service provider of mine launched an "unlimited" disk space offer to get new customers. It was less than a fortnight before complaints started cropping up that people were getting kicked off for the "abuse" of using over 2GB. Their story was that 2GB was "obviously an unreasonable amount of space" and that "only a minority of people were abusing the service".

      You don't have unlimited disk space to sell, so offering unlimited disk space to your customers is dishonest. I don't see how you can possibly argue against that very simple fact.

    3. Re:No, really. by chris_mahan · · Score: 1

      I'm gonna agree with Anon-Cow.

      What if I wanted to mirror a full version of all wikipedias, with pictures. We're talking in excess of 60GB. And even then is not unlimited. What if I wanted web services that run night and day at 20+hits per second. They would chew up bandwidth nicely.

      "Unlimited disk space" and "unlimited bandwidth" is "not true" in the boolean sense of the word, and thus to geeks: a lie.

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    4. Re:No, really. by suso · · Score: 1

      "suso.org has the right to refuse or terminate service to anyone for any reason."

      Obviously, you've never started a business. You have to cover your ass from malicious people. This thread has become way off topic. If you want to talk with me more about it, email suso@suso.org.

    5. Re:No, really. by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      I have only one question for you:
      Free Speech, how far will you go?
      http://farmersreallysucks.com/
      Will you tell their lawyers to take a flying leap?
      My current host does.
      -nB

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    6. Re:No, really. by suso · · Score: 1

      Simple, we don't offer unlimited bandwidth and have never said that we did. People can use up all the disk space they want (and right now we actually have more than enough to hold wikipedia or a couple of them), but they would need to pay for the excess bandwidth if they go over 10GB in one month.

      The reason why I started offering no quotas on disk space is because I once ran a website with lots of multimedia content and was always frustrated by disk space quotas.

  78. /. Has to stop posting these things by re-Verse · · Score: 4, Insightful

    These "articles" aren't helping linux - they aren't funny, they aren't informative, and they aren't going to sway any windows users to linux. It looks pathetic, and desperate. I am a linux user, but have a lot of family members and friends who use windows. You can be quite sure that they have never had to enter in to the registry to make system changes.

    The fact is that anyone with a bit of knowledge can probably bring down their windows system, or their linux system. Its quite easy to delete or change important system files by thinking you know more than you do. An old systems guru, when I was just starting out in the world of IT but it to me this this: "It is ok to have no knowledge, and ti is ok to have a lot of knowledge. You can walk on either side of that road and be safe. If you walk down the middle of the road though, you will probably be hit by a truck." Is very true. Newbies generally won't destroy systems.. linux/windows/whatever... they just can't figure out how.

    I'm not sure why CmdrTaco says that the article provokes some thought, as the article is shouting the same thing some of the lesser informed linux zealots have been for years.

    1. Re:/. Has to stop posting these things by MagicBox · · Score: 1

      Well what the Ziff Davies editor is posting is a mix of "Trolling"+"Truth"+"Ranting" which in the end = "Bull Shit". Most people wouldn't give a damn about that article. Some geeks that know what he's saying might still get a chuckle. Others like me see an old unecessary subject, way outdated yet brought back on the discussion table by sites like /. .I think the market and the user base has matured enought to know what Linux and Windows is all about. All that's left now is seeing the market balance itself...in time of course. The eagerness of "hardcores" to see Linux triumph overnight is sickening, straightup dumb. Most of the "hardcore" preachers I notice are not necessarily hardcore geeks. They are more like politicians. Keeping a warm attitude towards a minority community just because they want the vote. Yet never showing their true colors. So leave it the hell alone. Take Katrina for example (the hurricane). What could we do with all the "advancement" but perform a mass evacuation, let it do its thing and go back to rebuilding once it's all back to calm. So is the case with Linux. The wind has started to blow, in fact it's moving at good speed. We have to let it do it's thing. It's inevitable, wheather MS bashes it, or Linux users try to blow it out of proportion. It's unpredictable. Just leave it alone and let it do its thing. In turn try to put all your thoughts and energies in advancing and making it better in areas like security etc.

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    2. Re:/. Has to stop posting these things by rbarreira · · Score: 1

      It wasn't CmdrTaco who wrote the article summary.

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    3. Re:/. Has to stop posting these things by re-Verse · · Score: 1

      Well - I'd spend a mod point on you modding you insightful, but one can't mod in a topic they have spoken in.

      But yeah, I completely agree. Not to mention, if anyone preaches anything at me too heavily, it turns me off quickly. Seeing people quietly / happily / efficiently using linux to do what they want is a Far more powerful endorsement to me than a frothy-mouthed jabberjaw teetering on top of his soapbox. Especially if he is sputtering out half-true or simply wrong accusations.

    4. Re:/. Has to stop posting these things by re-Verse · · Score: 1

      It wasn't CmdrTaco who wrote the article summary.

      Yes, but it was CmdrTaco who gave it frontpage attention on Slashdot, wasn't it. And like I said in my starting post, he should know better.

  79. Good reason not to use Linux. by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

    You have an application that you have to run that is only available for not-Linux. No, Office doesn't count, but there are a lot of things that do.

    I've done the Linux advocacy thing before, and whittled down a number of less-than-stellar objections. But when I hear "I need to run 3dsmax for my 3d modelling job" or "I want to play game [X] (or a wide number of new games)" then I stop. Well, for that need, Windows isn't "best" so much as "the only option".

    The funny part is how these people are aware of and irritated by the limitations of Windows and are often otherwise willing to consider a switch. Ah, the joys of the OS monopoly!

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    1. Re:Good reason not to use Linux. by plasmacutter · · Score: 1

      I remember comming across a page with 3d modeling software titles for linux.

      as for the games. I direct you to www.transgaming.com

      Get cedega, they support virtually everything within a week of release. (check their database... if you have a few days to read all the titles that is)

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    2. Re:Good reason not to use Linux. by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      I remember comming across a page with 3d modeling software titles for linux.

      Haha. I'm not laughing because there are no 3d modelling tools for Linux, I'm laughing because if you need a plugin for 3dsmax to do your job, then none of those alternatives matter. "I must use 3dsmax" implies "I must use windows". End of story, sadly.

      Get cedega, they support virtually everything within a week of release. (check their database... if you have a few days to read all the titles that is)


      Okay, now I'm just laughing. You can't just read the titles, you have to check the functionality level and then read the comments to see what functionality that missing star or half-star actually represents. Even their "officially supported" titles have missing features, bugs, quirks, random crashes, performance pitfalls, and other problems that don't occur when running in Windows (i.e. above and beyond what the windows user deals with). And just because one version works more or less completely doesn't mean the next patch level will work at all.

      Don't get me wrong. Transgaming is great if you are a Linux user who wants to play some Windows games. That's me. I've used it in the past, and am considering using it again for WoW (for which all the caveats I mentioned in the previous paragraph apply). However suggesting that Cedega is a suitable replacement for Windows for someone who primarily identifies themselves as a PC gamer is ludicrous.

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    3. Re:Good reason not to use Linux. by member57 · · Score: 0

      Haha. I'm not laughing because there are no 3d modelling tools for Linux, I'm laughing because if you need a plugin for 3dsmax to do your job, then none of those alternatives matter. "I must use 3dsmax" implies "I must use windows". End of story, sadly.
      Thats funny considering Linux is the fastest growing OS within the movie making industry, PIXAR, ILM, just to name a few "small" companies actively using Linux for both modeling, and rendering. Their software is all custom written, none the less it's still Linux. So the laugh is back at you...

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    4. Re:Good reason not to use Linux. by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Yeah, lots of companies use Linux for their rendering. That doesn't change the fact that this guy needs a specific program that isn't on Linux. Or needed, since that particular example was from 1998. So laugh all you want.

      My point is that as long as there is a specific app that you need that isn't on Linux, you can't use Linux, and saying "try using something else (just so you can switch to Linux" is inneffective and rude.

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  80. GNOME and KDE by RAMMS+EIN · · Score: 1

    ``Suppose I install Gnome as default and want to install KDE and use that as the default. How easy is that? Well, every time I try, I have to search through several configuration files with 100s of lines to find the one that specifies the default GUI, and then it often doesn't even work.''

    Clearly, you're doing something wrong. I start my window manager from my .xinitrc. Changing window managers is one line. If you use a graphical login manager like gdm or kdm, and a well-engineered distro like Debian, you just install your KDE or GNOME, and it will show up in the menu; you don't have to edit any configuration files by hand!

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  81. My Five Reasons by kinkadius · · Score: 1

    here's a more feasible list for you guys:

    1. Only nerds use Linux
    2. Nerds don't get women
    3. If you can't get a woman you might as well be a unic
    4. ???
    5. Linux isn't Unics!
    *dodges tomato* thank you! thank you!

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  82. What once was a humorous article... by plasmacutter · · Score: 1

    Is now a server timeout. please use one of the major caches when linking.. for those of us who were the 500,000,000th to click =)

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  83. My not so formal response to your blog post by Knome_fan · · Score: 5, Insightful

    1. Linux is too complicated
    "Suppose I install Gnome as default and want to install KDE and use that as the default. How easy is that? Well, every time I try, I have to search through several configuration files with 100s of lines to find the one that specifies the default GUI, and then it often doesn't even work."

    Ehm, install it and choose KDE as the default session the next time you see a login screen. Not really hard.

    2. Linux is too complicated
    "How many patches must you apply to SuSE right after install for all the security fixes? Dozens. Windows? Dozens. Hmmm... Seems about even there. To be safe, you ought to be behind a firewall in either case. I've never found a recent Linux distro that didn't have patches ready to install as soon as I finished installing to OS."

    Jesus...
    For starters having to download security updates doesn't really have that much to do with what the guy you are answering wrote and with ease of setting an OS up.
    Second, this has been discussed right here on /. about a million times, but as you don't seem to be aware of it:
    Comparing Suse, which comes with thousands of programs with Windows, which comes with barely anything and then pointing out that you also have to download updates for Suse is pretty dumb, as you compare Apples and Oranges here.

    3. Linux doesn't have enough applications
    "Let's compare apples to apples here. Windows is an OS, not a set of applications."
    Why now and not before?

    "You Linux fanatics get on Microsoft for bundling apps with their OS"
    Small correction, most of the time it's not us Linux fantics, whoever this may be, but law enforcement agencies that get on MS for abusing their monopoly.

    "Windows as an OS isn't inferior just because your open source app doesn't run on it. If you are so big on choices and freedom, why don't you write your app to run on both? "
    Well, everyone is free to choose to take the source code and port it to windows and as you pointed out yourself, many people port or devlop open source software for Windows. So what exactly is your point here?

    "Finally, the price you pay for Microsoft Office is worth the money, if your time is worth anything."
    Ouch, sounds like the latest MS marketing blurb and no, though my time is worth a lot, MS Office certainly isn't worth the money for me, sorry kiddo.

    4. Linux isn't secure
    "And frankly, applying patches in Windows is easier than in Linux. Linux is pretty easy, but Windows is still ahead, I'd say. Argue all you want. But a properly configured Windows box will successfully apply patches to itself better than a Linux one will. At least for me. And if you disagree, just know that most users don't know how to configure Linux like you do, and so your opinion doesn't matter to 98% of the computer users out there."
    Jesus...
    Press on the little update notification on your panel and have _all_ your apps updated. Now that's incredibly hard, you are right.

    About your other drivel. You are aware of sudo and acls, aren't you?
    And you are aware that you can share folders on modern linux distros by simply clicking, just like you described for windows?

    5. Linux is more expensive
    "For the common user who just wants to be productive, and just wants their computer to work the way they want, Windows is faster, and faster means cheaper!"

    Please show me the study that a) supports your conclusion b) finally shows me who this common user is

    To sum it up, your blog entry is probably one of the dumbest things I read recently. Not one good point, only senseless drivel.

    But the worst thing is that a tongue in cheek article, that sets out to debunk some myths about linux let you into a francy that drove you to write your stupid blog post and the proudly anounce it on /.

    Relax kid, nobody's going to take your Windows away from you, even if some prefer an other OS.

    1. Re:My not so formal response to your blog post by LurkerXXX · · Score: 1

      Press on the little update notification on your panel and have _all_ your apps updated. Now that's incredibly hard, you are right.

      Which distro is this on? Ok. Now stop and realize, the distribution you use is NOT *Linux*. It's one distribution and there are plenty of others out there where it is not just a 'Press on the little update notification on your panel'.

      This is one of those major problems when someone says "But on Linux it's easy". Your 'Linux'(distro) is not everyone's 'Linux'(distro).

    2. Re:My not so formal response to your blog post by Knome_fan · · Score: 1

      "Which distro is this on?"

      For example Suse, Mandriva, Xandros, Fedora, Ubuntu, to name a few.

    3. Re:My not so formal response to your blog post by fitten · · Score: 1

      For starters having to download security updates doesn't really have that much to do with what the guy you are answering wrote and with ease of setting an OS up.
      Second, this has been discussed right here on /. about a million times, but as you don't seem to be aware of it:
      Comparing Suse, which comes with thousands of programs with Windows, which comes with barely anything and then pointing out that you also have to download updates for Suse is pretty dumb, as you compare Apples and Oranges here.


      Yeah, this is where Linux users have their cake and eat it, too. Microsoft can't put "thousands of programs" with Windows... by judicial decree. In fact, Microsoft has had to debundle several of its applications in the recent past. Sure, this is a part of their being declared a monopoly and found guilty of anticompetitive monopolistic practices, but the end result is the same.

      Linux does not have this limitation and is free to bundle everything the distribution providers want to bundle with it.

      So, complaining about something (Microsoft's lack of bundled software) that has been forbidden is quite unfair.

      Disclaimer: I use Linux 99.5% of the time at work and run Linux at home as well.

    4. Re:My not so formal response to your blog post by alan_dershowitz · · Score: 1
      "You Linux fanatics get on Microsoft for bundling apps with their OS"
      Small correction, most of the time it's not us Linux fantics, whoever this may be, but law enforcement agencies that get on MS for abusing their monopoly.

      Do you actually BELIEVE this? How did you manage to post to Slashdot without ever actually reading anything here? Even the most cursory examination of ANY Slashdot article talking about Microsoft would have blown this "correction" to smithereens.

      Last time I checked, the government here in the US at least, has been deficient in this regard, while the bundling bitching goes on unabated on Slashdot. For the record, as a Linux user (NOT a zealot), I am somewhat critical of MS bundling apps, at least to intentionally blow another company out of the water.

    5. Re:My not so formal response to your blog post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wat to get anal about the distribution you use not being Linux?

      When was the last remote exploit under Linux? Not the utilities surrounding Linux, but the Kernel itself?

      How many times to have you patched the kernel in the past 2 years because of security?

    6. Re:My not so formal response to your blog post by Wile_E_Peyote · · Score: 1
      Ehm, install it and choose KDE as the default session the next time you see a login screen. Not really hard.

      Except that it doesn't always work in my experience. Why? I don't know.

      Small correction, most of the time it's not us Linux fantics, whoever this may be, but law enforcement agencies that get on MS for abusing their monopoly.

      When MS does it, it's a monopoly. When Apple and Linux do it, it's convenience. I also wish the government would stop changing what words mean. A monopoly means they are the only choice; plain and simple. The government figures we're all too stupid to understand something like unfair business practices or maybe that just doesn't sound sexy enough.

      Press on the little update notification on your panel and have _all_ your apps updated. Now that's incredibly hard, you are right.

      Until it freezes on some tiny little app after an hour of downloading/updating and you have to start all over. Or if the default server is down and you have to search all over to find out 1. How to change it and 2.What another server is. Or worse if you do a kernel upgrade. Then suddenly you have to recompile and set up your video drivers all over again.

      And you are aware that you can share folders on modern linux distros by simply clicking, just like you described for windows?

      Which Distro?

      Please show me the study that a) supports your conclusion b) finally shows me who this common user is

      I am not the parent poster, but this is kind of a rediculous question. If you have ever worked support _anywhere_ you know what the average (aka common) user is like. As for a supporting study, I don't see a list of studies backing up your partisan viewpoint either.

      Once again, I am amazed at how some people in the various camps (MS, Linux, Apple) are so inexplicably and fanatically attached to their particular flavor of OS. Not just this post to which I replied, but a good many of them on this discussion.

    7. Re:My not so formal response to your blog post by Rutulian · · Score: 1

      Yeah, this is where Linux users have their cake and eat it, too. Microsoft can't put "thousands of programs" with Windows

      Yeah, and if I could uninstall all of that crap they bundle (or better yet, not install it in first place). And if OEMs could uninstall IE and distribute Firefox or Openoffice without incurring the wrath of Microsoft, nobody would care what applications Microsoft chooses the bundle with Windows. Every app and library in my linux distribution is uninstallable. It may cease to work after being uninstalled, but I have that option. Likewise, if I take Ubuntu, strip off the Gnome desktop, and make it use fluxbox or whatever (I think there is a project that actually does this) and distribute it, Canonical software won't give shit (they just won't support it). So maybe you should consider *why* people don't care about software bundling in linux and MacOS instead of just whining about how everybody is unfair to Microsoft for "adding value" to their software.

    8. Re:My not so formal response to your blog post by BlueLightning · · Score: 1

      When MS does it, it's a monopoly.

      They have been convicted of monopolistic business practices - attempting to obtain and secure a monopoly. The same cannot be said of any of the other players, and until the playing field is level the restrictions will continue. The terminology used is irrelevant; what is important is Microsoft's current market position and the lengths they are prepared to go to in order to stay there.

      Then suddenly you have to recompile and set up your video drivers all over again.

      What an inflammatory and completely wrong statement. On the kind of distribution an inexperienced user would (or should) be using, they will never need to recompile the kernel, ever.

    9. Re:My not so formal response to your blog post by Wile_E_Peyote · · Score: 1
      They have been convicted of monopolistic business practices - attempting to obtain and secure a monopoly. The same cannot be said of any of the other players, and until the playing field is level the restrictions will continue. The terminology used is irrelevant; what is important is Microsoft's current market position and the lengths they are prepared to go to in order to stay there.

      Just because someone hasn't been convicted of something doesn't mean they aren't guilty. There are plenty of companies out there (technology and otherwise) that do the same as MS. Some get called on it, some don't.

      Terminology is very important. Words have an emotion/idea associated with them. When you say MS is a monopoly, that has a different meaning than "monopolistic business practices". Trying to be a monopoly (something most businesses do on a daily basis) and being a monopoly are not the same things.

      What an inflammatory and completely wrong statement. On the kind of distribution an inexperienced user would (or should) be using, they will never need to recompile the kernel, ever.

      Which distribution? Exactly how would an in-experienced user know which distribution to use? I'm an experienced Linux user (not an expert at all) and still don't know which Linux distribution I prefer or should use. I am willing to bet there would be some contention as to which distribution would be best.

    10. Re:My not so formal response to your blog post by BlueLightning · · Score: 1

      Terminology is very important. Words have an emotion/idea associated with them. When you say MS is a monopoly, that has a different meaning than "monopolistic business practices"

      I agree. But at the end of the day, what people are complaining about is Microsoft's abuse of their market position.

      Exactly how would an in-experienced user know which distribution to use? I'm an experienced Linux user (not an expert at all) and still don't know which Linux distribution I prefer or should use. I am willing to bet there would be some contention as to which distribution would be best.

      So what do you propose in order to fix the situation? Lots of people complain about this and nobody has a reasonable answer. It's not too different from complaining that there are too many car manufacturers. How do you know which car to pick when you want to buy one? You test drive them. The same applies here. "Users don't want to try out a whole bunch of other OSes" you say. Well if they don't care enough to evaluate at least one or two options I wonder why the question came up in the first place - users like that should probably just stick with what came on their PC.

      In any case, Linux distributions that don't have a need eventually die a natural death. This has already happened and will continue to happen.

    11. Re:My not so formal response to your blog post by Wile_E_Peyote · · Score: 1
      I agree. But at the end of the day, what people are complaining about is Microsoft's abuse of their market position.

      I don't have a gripe with that.

      Well if they don't care enough to evaluate at least one or two options I wonder why the question came up in the first place - users like that should probably just stick with what came on their PC.

      I agree and I think this covers a good number of people out there. In a generation or so, this will change but who knows what computers will be like then.

  84. Patches by RAMMS+EIN · · Score: 1

    ``True, if you buy SuSE Linux on DVD at the store, you can drop it in and have it all set up for you. Windows XP brags about the same convenience and ease. How many patches must you apply to SuSE right after install for all the security fixes? Dozens. Windows? Dozens. Hmmm... Seems about even there.''

    I certainly wouldn't claim that you need more or fewer patches on Windows or Linux. But here are two things to consider:

    1. New releases of most Linux distros appear more frequently than Windows versions. This means that, if you buy the latest version of distro X on CD or DVD, it will be less out of date, thus less chance of vulnerabilities that have exploits in the wild.

    2. The update system in, for example, Ubuntu, updates _all_ software on your system. Not just the software by one vendor (like Windows Update), not even just the software in the main Ubuntu repository, but any software you installed from an apt repository (which, given that almost any software that works on Ubuntu is available as a Debian package, should be all software on your system).

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  85. How about my own reasons? by irc.goatse.cx+troll · · Score: 3, Insightful

    1) Inconsistant copy/paste behavior between apps.
    Self explanitory really.

    2) Horrible audio support
      (Every card I've used on windows has done multi-open fine, but none do it on linux. at best I can get two DSP interfaces on one card which means hard configuring apps. Don't get me started on surround sound.)
      3) Major lack of applications/stuck with bad ports or buggy emulation
      (Port of AIM completely lacks features, and no third party client supports direct ims with the same content types as the official client. eg, no animated gifs, bitmaps, or just inserting a file-- No official yahoo client, stuck with third party clients that dont do webcams. No IDE comparible to visual studio, or debuggers/disassemblers that can compare to whats common on windows (IDA, w32dsm, olly, softice), etc.
      4) More of an extension on #3, but lack of games.
    I don't care how many different toolkits you can put on tetris, its never going to compare to a game like HL or WOW
    5) No reason TO switch

    Really, this is the reason why I started dual booting and ended up never bothering to boot out of windows. Theres nothing I can do in linux that can't be done in windows. Task wise, all I do is chat, game, browse the web, program, listen to music/watch movies, aquire them, and general remote administrative stuff.

    On linux: firefox, mplayer, openssh, gaim
    On windows: firefox, mplayer, putty, winaim.

    That point goes even further-- Anything worth running is worth someone porting to windows, off the top of my head: The entire cygwin project (which includes about as much stuff as your standard distro), firefox, mplayer, gaim, nmap, netcat, ettercap, etherreal, vim, and im probably missing a few.

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    1. Re:How about my own reasons? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      1) Inconsistant copy/paste behavior between apps.
      I find it to be very consistent. The default X11 behavior is not necessarily intuitive to windows/mac users. But there are a wealth of desktop environments which supply a clipboard manager (and a wealth of other clipboard managers you can use instead). You can make it behave in whatever way you are most comfortable with.

      (Ctrl-C was really a lousy shortcut for copy.)
      2) Horrible audio support
      ALSA does fine surround sound by me.
      3) Major lack of applications/stuck with bad ports or buggy emulation
      This was also kind of one of the ones in the original article. I won't reply in general, but will reply to specifics.
      and no third party client supports direct ims with the same content types as the official client. eg, no animated gifs, bitmaps, or just inserting a file
      GAIM allows direct connect for clients behind the same NAT. But I always saw a lot of that as extra crud you don't need. You can use all of the same features in some of the other IM systems which are actually documented.
      No IDE comparible to visual studio
      Anjuta and kdevelop are much better. So is eclipse. Of course, if EMACS was good enough to build opera & a lot of the GNU toolchain, I think it can manage to work for you too.
      or debuggers/disassemblers that can compare to whats common on windows (IDA, w32dsm, olly, softice), etc.
      strace/gdb work well enough for me. But I will say softice is nice. IDA is on Linux. Haven't used w32dsm or olly.
      4) More of an extension on #3, but lack of games.
      It has good games like UT2004 and America's Army. Most of the games it runs natively are faster than under windows. Even some games under emulation run faster than on windows. But it doesn't have EVERY game. This can be a legitimate complaint. It doesn't have every little niche application either. But you can still have fun under Linux, just as you can still be productive.
      5) No reason TO switch
      I've switched because of the lower cost, better performance, and ease of maintenance.
      Theres nothing I can do in linux that can't be done in windows.
      And vice versa. But some things work better on either platform. Using the power of posix & x11 on windows is S-L-O-W and unreliable.
      That point goes even further-- Anything worth running is worth someone porting to windows,
      Maybe. But it isn't always worth making a native port & performance will suffer. Inversely, many good applications on windows will be copied by F/OSS community, who will make native apps that offer good performance.
      The entire cygwin project (which includes about as much stuff as your standard distro)
      I wouldn't go THAT far. It is starting to get some gnome and kde stuff ported, but it isn't giving Debian a run for the money.
    2. Re:How about my own reasons? by miffo.swe · · Score: 1

      1. Seen that middle button? Learn howto use it. Mark text with left, paste text with middle button. Its the little minions who try to implement Windows paste style that screws things up, not Linux. Mozilla, OO and some other "windows" apps suck at cut'n'paste but because they are Windows centric in ways.

      2. It depends on what distro you use really. A sound server might help also. Its not exactly a hard problem to solve. I agree that its irritating for a new user but have you ever tried to setup Windows XP printing lately?

      3. About IM, have you tried Gaim? There are a bunch of other ones, perhaps http://messenger.yahoo.com/ will give you a clue? First page trouts Yahoo IM for, thats right, UNIX. Not exactly inofficial is it?

      4. Not many Linux users use their computers to play games. If they do the games will be more common. I myself play my games on consoles. I refuse to accept tinkering with drivers and fiddling with bugs when i want to play a game and relax.

      5. The stability, the tools, the freedom the fun and the extremely excellent support, all for free except a friendly approach and gentle manners. Linux may not be right for you but then, is anyone really holding a gun to your head forcing you to use it? If you dont have a reason, ignore linux and be on your way. Why not write your own OS instead of complaining about it. Or even better, get you fingers out and fix it.

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    3. Re:How about my own reasons? by jgoemat · · Score: 1
      No IDE comparible to visual studio
      Anjuta and kdevelop are much better. So is eclipse. Of course, if EMACS was good enough to build opera & a lot of the GNU toolchain, I think it can manage to work for you too.
      "kdevelop" is better than Visual Studio? I had trouble even getting it to compile a "Hello, world" app and it seemed a lot more difficult than VS. Maybe it's just because I've used VS a lot. "kdevelop" also seemed to be slower and more difficult to edit, but most apps seem like that to me in X Windows (on the same dual-boot computer).
    4. Re:How about my own reasons? by Guy+Harris · · Score: 1
      I find it to be very consistent. The default X11 behavior is not necessarily intuitive to windows/mac users.

      I'm not sure what the "default" X11 copy/paste behavior is, but I suspect the most common one is Ctrl+C copies, Ctrl+V pastes.

      (Note: that button in the middle of your mouse - or, if you have a two-button mouse and have configured it in the typical fashion, clicking both at once - implements "paste current selection", not "copy/paste". They're two different things.

      Both can be useful, although on OSes with desktop environments that don't use Ctrl as the command modifier, one of the main uses of a purely mouse-based paste-current-selection, i.e. pasting in a terminal window where Ctrl+C is typically the "interrupt program" key and Ctrl+V is typically the "quote the next character" key, isn't quite as necessary as it is on other desktop environments.)

      A lot of the problem with consistent copy/paste on X11-based desktop environments is a result of toolkits or applications not following the X clipboard explanation; it has nothing to do with...

      But there are a wealth of desktop environments which supply a clipboard manager (and a wealth of other clipboard managers you can use instead).

      ...the absence of a clipboard manager.

    5. Re:How about my own reasons? by irc.goatse.cx+troll · · Score: 1

      1) I don't care if someone was touched with divine intervention and learned the OneTrueWay of copy/pasting, as long as there are seperate apps that do things seperate ways, it's inferior. I don't care if its middleclicking or hitting a random keysequence, as long as its the same. None of this highlight some text in moz, paste in url bar with ^V fine, then switch to xterm, ^V and get nothing, middleclick and paste something from a seperate buffer.

      2) A sound server works fine, but done in userspace leads to timing issues. Okay for mp3s+notification from apps, but bad for games, and barely acceptable for movies depending on your machine. My old setup was asd on /dev/dsp1, quakes on /dev/dsp0. Dont even try to wine over a sound server, at the time that blew everything up.

      3) Tried gaim, talked to mark a few times in the 0.9x days, wrote some scripts for it(gaim->xmms integration in 1.x), got some feature requests implemented (I'm the one that got them to not hardcode font color on tab lables as it resulted on black on black in my theme), etc. It chokes bad on any advanced features, like cams or voice chat, and tends to crash often on direct connections when someone sends bitmap data, or will only display one frame of an animated gif, or completely choke if someone inserts a non-image. Yahoos official client is the same as Aol's official linux client-- Stripped of all the features that make it worth using over something like irc.

      4) Chicken and the egg. Nobody uses it for gaming because windows is better at it, thats not going to change just because a few people play ut2k4. Maybe if HalfLife(1) is ported, but thats not happening. See http://gamespy.com/stats/ for the severity of HL being important. Add up all the UT/ET/D3/ players and you're still not even half the way there. Not to mention the huge userbase of the MMORPGS, Try getting a WOW player to do anything that conflicts with them playing WOW. its not easy.

      5) No software is stable. I've gotten everything I've used to break at some point, and frankly a modern XP install is no more or less fragile than an average linux install. Freedoms nice on a theoretical level, but on a practical level it really doesnt make much difference.
      It's not that Linux isn't right for me, just that nothing is, and I don't have the time or motivation to change that. Maybe if I had clones or minions and a lot of money, but until then I just use the path of least resistance.

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  86. Kinda old? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These topics get so so boring very quickly, is this really the most constructive writing that a self proclaimed technology boffin could come up with in his spare time? Really, grow up.

    I use Linux (Debian) and Windows (XP) both at home and at work, mainly because I support employees using both OSs. I think we all know the pros and cons of using both Windows and Linux by now and the reasons behind Windows maintaining the market share etc etc etc etc, can't we just move on?

    Bah, Linux is too hard for beginners, Windows is too unstable for server use, KDE is prettier, Windows is better for multimedia....

    WHATEVER, use whichever suits you and your needs, it's all your choice, why spend every waking hour moaning about the shortfalls of the OS that you DON'T use?

    Linux is great in certain fields
    Windows is great in certain fields

  87. My reason to use Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Personally, I am a fan of Linux for a very simple reason. That is the ease with which errors are detected and their reasons shown.

    In the 7 or 8 seperate systems I have owned in the last 5 years, every one of them has at some point run Windows. Most have run Linux. Inevitably they all have random crashes or errors.

    However, in Windows I'm stuck asking "What the hell happened?" and rebooting. Usually the error is completely random and even if I check the logs and search for a fix online, I come up empty-handed.

    In Linux I always find an answer to my error. It can range from "bad hardware" to "buggy program" to "you just suck at configuring", but I do not get any unexplained errors.

    Still though, I do make sacrifices for Linux. It is harder to use in many ways. There is certainly a learning curve. It is an O/S for the power user, not the common user...yet.

  88. Ease of updates by internic · · Score: 5, Insightful

    One point you make that is dead wrong in my experience is when you say, "And frankly, applying patches in Windows is easier than in Linux." Now this may be true if you're actually manually applying kernel patches and recompiling the kernel or something, but actually if you're just talking about normal (binary) system updates, one of the big reliefs for me about switching to Linux was that updates are so much less painful.

    If you have a system that uses the apt package manager, then updating your system is as simple as typing 'apt-get update; apt-get upgrade;' at the command line. Or if you don't like that, you can use several of the graphical tools (like synaptic) where it's just a matter of two or three clicks. On the distro I use, Ubuntu, there's actually an applet that periodically checks for updates and allows you to install them with a few clicks. In short, it's quite similar to Windows. Certainly, it's no more difficult.

    Where the advantage comes in is that every damn update in Windows comes with its own EULA. Sure, you could randomly accept legal obligations without trying to figure out what you're agreeing to (though you still have to sit around and click "I agree"), but if you're actually trying to be responsible, it's a real pain. In Linux, updates to the OS, and most of the applications, are covered by the same license, the GPL, and you aren't confronted with a new EULA to accept every time you want to do an update. What a relief! In addition, the updates in Windows would often request a reboot, which never happens in Linux. Even if I update the kernel, I know I can keep using the system (with the old kernel) until I feel like rebooting.

    If you're using a modern package management system, then updating in Linux is no more difficult than in Windows. In addition, there are a lot of things about the updates in Windows that may actually make the Linux process a lot easier.

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    1. Re:Ease of updates by deepestblue · · Score: 1
      Where the advantage comes in is that every damn update in Windows comes with its own EULA. Sure, you could randomly accept legal obligations without trying to figure out what you're agreeing to (though you still have to sit around and click "I agree"), but if you're actually trying to be responsible, it's a real pain. In Linux, updates to the OS, and most of the applications, are covered by the same license, the GPL, and you aren't confronted with a new EULA to accept every time you want to do an update.

      Um, the GPL is nothing like a EULA. The reason I don't "accept" the GPL everytime I install updates is because the GPL is a redistribution licence and not an end-user licence.

    2. Re:Ease of updates by internic · · Score: 1

      Indeed. So the point being, that's even better!

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    3. Re:Ease of updates by Maltheus · · Score: 1

      I'm not too famliar with Debian's apt-get, but Gentoo has something similar with 'emerge'. It sounded great in theory, until I had to go through the 100s of conf files to decide if I can just overwrite them or if I had to manually merge them. This system was only 1 month old when I did my update and I spent most of my Sunday on this crap. Are you saying that apt-get magically takes care of all of this without screwing anything up?

      Let me also ask you, have you ever found anything in the EULA that made you say, gee, I just don't think I'm willing to apply these security patches? I'll wait for a more reasonable EULA.

      All I want is a Linux distro that is actually easy to update. That's my main problem with it. I can write any apps I need to replace the crappy ones you can get for it. Linux apps are like hogging, you may be getting laid, but the thrill is gone when you actually look at what you're fucking. (no, I've never actually went hoggin')

    4. Re:Ease of updates by internic · · Score: 1

      I've never used Gentoo, but it has a reputation for being rather complex for the uninitiated and having a steep learning curve. Every once in a while apt-get will ask you, when installing a new package, whether you want to keep your old configuration file or install the new default one, usually this is for servers. I don't run many servers on my systems, besides sshd, so I very seldom run in to this. If you run more servers, perhaps you would have to deal with it more. In my experience either config file will result in a functional system, though choosing a default will wipe out any customizations you might have made to the configuration file. In short, this has never been an issue for me, and not because I'm an expert or anything. I just make a choice (generally to keep my config file), don't sweat it, and it seems to work out fine.

      As for bad stuff in the EULA, I HAVE found plenty of bad stuff in EULAs for programs, from spyware to provisions for installing DRM or "phoning home". I don't recall ever finding any new objectionable material in EULAs for the Windows updates, but I was always looking for them to, for example, sneak in a new DRM system. Again, I generally wouldn't accept a legal agreement without reading it, unless perhaps I trusted the other party implicitly. I probably wouldn't put that sort of trust in any company.

      In my experience many distros are quite easy to update. That's certainly true of Ubuntu. I'm being quite literal when I say it's as simple as a few clicks or typing 'apt-get update; apt-get upgrade;'. Now, of course, I'm talking about the default setup. As with anything, you can break it if you try. Upgrading can be difficult once you start changing the upgrading settings (selecting different repositories), but presumably you wouldn't even know this was possible or try it until you know something about the upgrade system. I think you just made an unlucky choice with Gentoo. Gentoo has many good attributes, but being easy to update without a lot of knowledge is not one of them from what I know.

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      "You call it a new way of thinking; I call it regression to ignorance!" -- Operation Ivy
    5. Re:Ease of updates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's why you're not supposed to go a month between updates, and etc-update has an auto-update all option it's either -3 or -5.

    6. Re:Ease of updates by jamiethehutt · · Score: 1

      if you're just talking about normal (binary) system updates, one of the big reliefs for me about switching to Linux was that updates are so much less painful.

      Don't forget that if you do a Windows update all your updating is Windows. If I tell Portage to update my linux system I'll get everything from kernel security patches to the latest versions of the Unreal Tournament mods I have installed, makes life much easier.

  89. This guy forgot to kill the "no games" fallacy... by plasmacutter · · Score: 2, Insightful
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  90. wow by panic911 · · Score: 1

    That article was absolutely hilarious, that guy should be a comedian . What a F'in GEEK.

  91. An Interesting response. by WindBourne · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I teach a class at work (Data Structures and Algorthyms or how to code). The other day, I put one of my students on my Linux box. He put in a USB drive and then spent 2 minutes getting upset. The drive was on the desktop marked in clear letters "SanDisk USB Drive" with only 4 icons on the entire desktop. Yet, it never dawned on him to click on it.

    It amazed me that some things are very difficult for people due to it being ingrained.

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    I prefer the "u" in honour as it seems to be missing these days.
  92. Troll by syncomm · · Score: 0

    Who is posting these crap stories, this was over at OSNews days ago. It's nothing but a troll article. It doesn't even encourage healthy debate.

  93. My first distro by g0bshiTe · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Was SuSe, I had only been using Windows for less than a year and had "heard of this linux alternative", I wanted to see what the hubbub was about. Coming from stricktly Windows, when I installed Linux I was surprised at how much easier it was to get on there than a normal 98SE install. Mine did most things for me, from configuring the drive to formatting and partitioning without having to guess. My first few 98Se installs were nightmares. Still give me cold sweats to this day.

    I decided to go with KDE, though I had no idea what it was other than "some gui". Had I known then what I know now KDE would have gotten das boot. What a resource whore.

    Well sometime passed and I have reinstalled the distro on the machine once since the initial install. And that was from user error. I had purchased a new larger harddrive and was very inexperienced and couldn't figure out how to install a new piece of hardware without a total reinstall. Sure taught me to RTFM. So for me, gaming aside, Windows 98SE installs in the early days --- 3 per month, my first linux distro installs to this day --- 2.

    My personal experience with both os's and derivatives leave me with one conclusion, both OS's have their uses, Windows mainly for those who would rather be controlled by their computer, and those who would rather control their computer.

    I still use Windows for stuff, gaming, video editing, audio mixing, but for tough stuff, security, networking I use linux.

    Thank you to anyone who reads this that has worked on any OSS project, and especially the Kernel itself. It's nice to have more than 2 OS choices.

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    I am Bennett Haselton! I am Bennett Haselton!
    1. Re:My first distro by doctorjay · · Score: 0

      Did you really have to install windows 3x a month.. Are you usre thats not a GROSS OVEREXAGERATION.. i mean ok Linux is good and all but man way to blow things WAY out of proportion. If you REALLY had to install windows three times per month you should not be allowed near a computer.

    2. Re:My first distro by g0bshiTe · · Score: 1

      Well 3x's a month is a bit exagerrated. It was probably more like once a month, and due to my error s from curiosity, I had to see how it worked. Those early days it was either virus a, or trojan b, mostly infections from warez sites I used to goto in the days when IE needed no popup blocker.

      Don't get me wrong, I still use Windows daily, both at work and home, and I prefer the stability and flexibilaty that 2000 offers, as opposed to the other versions.

      I'm sure both parties of the "my OS, is better than your OS" debate have used both and can with some resonable amount of data make a judgement on which they prefer. For me, I think a nice balance of both works best. Use the right tool, for the right job.

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      I am Bennett Haselton! I am Bennett Haselton!
    3. Re:My first distro by splorp! · · Score: 1

      Why did you have to install Win98SE 3 times a month? Seriously. I don't think I ever reinstalled my Win98SE install. I ran it with few problems. It did what I wanted it to do, and when it wouldn't, it was usually a hardware hindrance, not a software one (P166 w/ 96 megs EDORAM and a 2 meg video card only does so much. I ran old hardware for quite a long time).

      I ran my P166 into the ground and had installed, over time, Win95, then 95B, then 98, then 98SE. When it would no longer do what I wanted, I built my own system and continued to run 98SE until I bought XP (got a discount- fiancee was in college at the time). One caveat: I was not using the Windows shell for the majority of the time. This may have a real effect on the usability and stability of the operating system. I used Geoshell and was able to run the above-mentioned system for 7+ weeks without a reboot.

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      Please don't humanize the morons around me. It makes me very uncomfortable.
    4. Re:My first distro by doctorjay · · Score: 0

      Ok, now that makes more sense

      "Use the right tool, for the right job"

      COULD NOT AGREE WITH YOU MORE

  94. Productivity/Usability by RAMMS+EIN · · Score: 1

    ``For the common user who just wants to be productive, and just wants their computer to work the way they want, Windows is faster, and faster means cheaper!''

    With all the knowledge you need to have to keep your Windows system safe, I don't agree with you here.

    You need to run updates. These updates have been known to break things (XP SP2 anyone?). This has never happened to me on Debian (not speaking for other distros here).

    You need to run scans for viruses and spyware. The scanners you use need to be updated. They aren't updated through Windows Update, so it has to be done separately. Ok, maybe it happens automatically. Maybe Linux systems will have to be scanned, too, eventually. However, you have been talking about the reality _now_ in your blog. The reality is that _now_, people lose productivity because the virus and spyware scans they need to do. Scanners ask questions that need to be answered. Do you want to quarantine SYSTEM32\WEUTNTH.SYS? I don't know...what's that do? What is "quarantine"? I'm just an average user.

    You have to know not to use MSIE. You have to know not to use MSO(E). You have to know to disable ActiveX. You have to know not to always use your computer as Administrator, not to have it automagically log you in, and a whole lot of other conveniences. On most Linux distros, things are usable without being insecure.

    I don't know. If you want to play with the software that people send you, if you can't be bothered to learn to use clones of MSIE, MSO(E), and MS Office, if you can't stand if your icons are in different places or your desktop has different colors, or if you have to play the latset Windows games, than Linux is not for you. Otherwise, you would probably do yourself a favor if you used it.

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  95. Thanks! Great article! by joerg · · Score: 0

    Should be modded up: 5=informative!!!

  96. Games on linux.. read it and weep. by plasmacutter · · Score: 1
    Cedega runs win32 games on any x86 linux distro at native or above native performance.

    click here to browse the list of their officially supported titles That's just the "a" section.. change the letter at the end of that url to "B" to see the rest.

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    1. Re:Games on linux.. read it and weep. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And nothing linked to on the front page of that web site actually mentions wtf "cedega" actually is. I understand that applies to much open source software (we can't tell you what this software is supposed to do; but here is a link to a cvs server for the source code - you figure it out!).

    2. Re:Games on linux.. read it and weep. by goldspider · · Score: 1

      I already paid for these games. I shouldn't have to BUY SOMETHING ELSE just to get them working on Linux.

      Get back to me when the same level of compatibility is in the free WINE.

      PS: Just looked on that listing for Guild Wars, and I don't call a 3/5 playability rating worthy of their "officially supported" label.

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      "Ask not what your country can do for you." --John F. Kennedy
    3. Re:Games on linux.. read it and weep. by Rallion · · Score: 1

      When you have to list ratings for how well a game works, that's the surest sign that it's not good enough. It's just further proof that Linux is simply inferior for gaming.

    4. Re:Games on linux.. read it and weep. by Synn · · Score: 1

      PS: Just looked on that listing for Guild Wars, and I don't call a 3/5 playability rating worthy of their "officially supported" label.

      Guild Wars plays perfectly fine under Linux using Cedega. The only problem you might have with the game, is that you have to use the net installer instead of the cds and you might see minor graphic artifacts in a very few areas of the game.

    5. Re:Games on linux.. read it and weep. by goldspider · · Score: 1

      Any idea how far Wine is behind (in terms of compatibility) Cedega?

      I appreciate the effort, but I have a problem with having to pay again for a game I already paid once for.

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      "Ask not what your country can do for you." --John F. Kennedy
    6. Re:Games on linux.. read it and weep. by Synn · · Score: 1

      Cedega is an API emulation layer. It's software you run that wraps around Windows software(games in particular) and emulates the Windows API and translates it into Linux. This allows you to run Windows software under Linux. There's another project that does this as well, called Wine.

      Cedega though is a commercial product(Wine is open source), it costs a $5 a month subscription(you can cancel and still use the product, you just don't get updates to it). The problem with Cedega and Wine is that they're reverse engineering how Windows works. So a lot of things don't work or work poorly.

      With Cedega the subscribers of the product vote on what they want supported and the company's employees work to provide support under Cedega for that game.

      I have a Windows partition for games(Battlefield 2 right now), but prefer to use Cedega for the games it supports(Counterstrike: Source, World of Warcraft, Guild Wars) because I don't have to reboot to play them and Linux does multi-tasking much better than Windows can(alt-tabbing in Linux causes no system lag and is instant).

    7. Re:Games on linux.. read it and weep. by Synn · · Score: 1

      Wine is a lot more hit or miss than Cedega is. The two products came from the same source a few years back, but then split off and diverged.

      I never really tried using wine for games because Cedega has full time developers who's job it is to get new games working and keep existing games working through patches that come out. Also, Cedega is much easier to install and tweak games under. It has a GUI app called Point2Play that makes setting up your games easy.

      But if you're a hard core gamer and switched fully to Linux expecting to be able to use wine or cedega to play your games, you're going to be very disappointed. It doesn't support a lot of titles.

      Cedega is good if you only have a couple of games you like to play and it happens to support them. Or if you just want to not have to boot into Windows to play some of your games.

    8. Re:Games on linux.. read it and weep. by Blacken00100 · · Score: 1

      If it isn't perfect, it isn't acceptable.

      I'm not going to go through the hassle of buying their product and trying to make it work if I can do it with a Windows box that I already own.

      Cost-benefit analysis here.

      SOLUTION ONE: I, a computer geek, keep a Windows box and a Linux box. The Linux box is my development station for PHP and Java. The Windows box is my development station for Windows applications and for playing games.

      SOLUTION TWO: I, a computer geek, keep only a Linux box. I spend more money on Cedega to play the games I already own. My Windows box is relegated to solely doing Windows-only tasks.

      Hrm...I think Windows still has its uses.

    9. Re:Games on linux.. read it and weep. by orkysoft · · Score: 1

      No, it's proof that the emulation isn't perfect.

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    10. Re:Games on linux.. read it and weep. by Rallion · · Score: 1

      Which is just a way of restating what I said.

    11. Re:Games on linux.. read it and weep. by orkysoft · · Score: 1

      No, it's not. You're stating Linux is inferior for gaming, while in fact, it's not perfect for running games that were programmed to run in a Windows environment. Using SDL, for example, it's perfectly possible to write games that run perfectly on Linux (as long as Linux and SDL are properly configured, and the hardware is powerful enough, of course).

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      I suffer from attention surplus disorder.
  97. To all the above posts. by dmouritsendk · · Score: 1

    OKAY, I missed the fact that the GFX applications I've pointed out where available for Linux. Sorry.

    What I meant with the post is, that i think its pretty arrogant to make fun of the fact that some people are arguing that software is missing.

    And while I stand corrected on the 3D packages, I still stand by the rest of the post.

    Ok, so I can get a $5000 professional editing solution to edit my home vids, that wasn't exactly what I mean. I was thinking something like Apple's Ilife or the Ulead software. Likewise with the authoring applications.

    Anyways, to sum it up. We do miss software on linux, we miss alot of the stuff most hobbiest users make their stuff with and it IS a "problem" if we ever want to reach a broad audience on the desktop.

    The problem is, when u mention it, you get reactions like this.

  98. Reason not to use Linux by Get+Behind+the+Mule · · Score: 2, Funny

    Because servers running Linux evidently get Slashdotted pretty easily ...

  99. Re:A great deal... by vertinox · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I fail to see what OSX has to do with a discussion on Linux.

    OS X is a good role model for good user interface designs. Every now and then you'll notice that many linux desktops will use aspects of OS X. I think Linux should strive for OS X ease of use and stability and security.

    Linux has the security down pretty much. A little too good though... I had downloaded the Unreal Tournament 2k4 to my desktop and not only did Ubuntu warn me about running it, but would not let me run it until I actually set the properties of the file to execute. Rarw!

    On OS X, it would warn me and maybe ask me for my password to install as admin, but on Ubuntu I'm lucky if I open an executable script and it doesn't open a text editor (I fixed that, but it wasn't like that out of box).

    Secondly, I found that to get UT2k4 to run I had to run root console and then install.

    And to install Flash on an out of the box Ubuntu install on Firefox? It wasn't a problem for me since it only took 10 minutes of looking on Ubuntu's forums (which I will say are pretty extensive in getting information on how to do this), but I couldn't just open Firefox and install missing plugin like on OS X or Winxp. I had to actually edit my repository list and then run "sudo apt-get install flashplayer-mozilla" from command line...

    I can do that without any problem, but I don't really want to have to research 10-20 minutes on how to get something to run every time I need to install an app.

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    "I am the king of the Romans, and am superior to rules of grammar!"
    -Sigismund, Holy Roman Emperor (1368-1437)
  100. One Thing Not Easy In Windows by yo_tuco · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Is reading their EULA.

    When you install Windows, you are presented with their EULA and asked to accept it. But their is a problem. Most people can't, completely anyway, because it is encrypted with legalese.

    So, I wondered, why would such an important, legal-binding license agreement that's intended to be read, understood, accepted or rejected by John Q. Public be written so only a lawyer could understand it? I mean not all of Microsoft's customers are lawyers are they? I know I'm not. In fact I don't think most people even know a lawyer whom they could ask to come over and decrypt the ELUA for them while they wait to install the OS. It's not very user friendly to the consumer - Microsoft's customers.

    I have read unencrypted software EULAs before so I know it can be done. In fact, legalese encryption is a good measure, IMHO, of whether or not someone is trying to hide something which can't really be a good thing for a consumer product which is arguably becoming a commodity these days under any circumstances.

    1. Re:One Thing Not Easy In Windows by GogglesPisano · · Score: 1

      This, IMHO, is the number one reason to use Linux and F/OSS : transparency.

      As the current trend of draconian DRM restrictions and monitoring continues to its logical conclusion, users of Windows and MacOS will be firmly lodged in the tentacles of the RIAA, MPAA, and their ilk -- big brother will be programmed into every nook and cranny of their OS.

      Not so with Linux. We have the source code. That makes all the difference.

  101. ... comments below by mikers · · Score: 2

    "Windows;Linux;Mac...Whatever, we're all equally edible"

    It depends ultimately on what you are looking for. I'm not a big "ease of use" user because I've found that Microsoft has introduced "training wheels" along with "ease of use". It has gotten harder and harder to remove the former. But then again, I am a hardcore computer geek.

    I look for:
    (1) Free as in freedom
    (2) Hackable (as in code is available -- Legally)
    (3) Controllable. That means simple. Can't beat .conf files for simple. Sure beats some strange "intuitive" gui with bugs in the UI that stores your settings somewhere like "the hive", which isn't all that editable should it get corrupted.
    (4) A system that doesn't treat me like I'm a stupid user (see Clippy).
    (5) I resent not having a choice. Nothing like getting a version of windows with a new computer when I don't want it and I can't get my money back for it.
    (6) I don't like giving money to a convicted monopolist -- regardless of how well connected (or slippery) he may be. In fact, a slippery convicted monopolist WON'T get any more of my money until he starts behaving. It's called voting with my wallet.

  102. Re:BIAS ALERT! (was: Re:Anecdote time) by eosp · · Score: 1

    Yeah--with slight hacking, it supports full tables and anything else in the RTF specification. BTW, this article was also posted on OSnews, although they didn't like the article NEARLY as much as us.

  103. Not this again... by wbren · · Score: 1
    I really find it hard to believe this made it to Slashdot. I saw this on digg.com a few hours ago, and I thought, "That's the difference between digg and Slashdot. Highly biased material like this doesn't make it past Slashdot's editors." Well I guess I was mistaken. At first I couldn't figure out how to describe this article. Then someone on digg called this article "annoying", and it hit me. This article is annoying to read (regardless of your opinion of Linux), but it will get lots of praise on Slashdot (as it did on digg) because it reflects a positive view of Linux (if people bother to read the article at least, the title is bound to drive some Linux fans away immediately). The funny part is that it has attracted some Microsoft fans who didn't bother to read the article.

    This is just a failed attempt at sarcasm and being clever, designed to cover up basic rhetoric. Everything he says in the article has been discussed to death before, and it's all about things that change depending on who you are (complexity, ease of use, security, cost, etc).

    If you look at any flame war on Slashdot about Linux/Windows, you find the following is usually true.
    1. Linux users claim Linux is not complicated to use. "Config files are easy to understand, but still you rarely have to edit them." As even Linux fans on here have said, config files are part of a Linux user's day-to-day routine (if you want to get anything done, that is). If you know what you're doing config files are great, otherwise you risk making your computer unbootable (just like the Windows registry). I know, it's happened to me.
    2. Linux users claim automatic partitioning and not having to do use Windows Update makes Linux better. When I last installed Linux a month ago, automatic partitioning didn't fit my situation and I found there were dozens of updates available via the built-in automatic update system. There were application patches, security patches and other miscellaneous patches available. That sounds a lot like Windows Update to me.
    3. Linux users claim Linux has lots of available applications. That's true, but most aren't applications I really want to use. The OpenOffice.org 2.0 beta looks better than the previous versions, but it still isn't everything Office is. I still need full compatibility to operate in a business environment. Firefox is great, but I can run that on Windows. GAIM works well, but the interface leaves much to be desired (for me at least, opinions will vary). Any what about games other than KAsteroid? Yeah, I can get some games to work with an emulator, but not all. And the games I am able to run either require alternate settings or run poorly.
    4. Linux users claim Linux is more secure. You've got me there, for home use anyway. Linux and Windows can both be secure if they are configured properly and kept up-to-date. As for Microsoft's "studies", the Linux crowd has put out similarly biased "studies". Studies from both sides are worthless as far as I'm concerned. They all have their motives. Servers aside, Windows home machines are insecure mainly because of IE/Outlook. If Windows shipped with Firefox and Thunderbird as default web/mail applications, Windows users would be 100 times more secure right away. They are part of the default OS install, but are also things you can easily bypass. There are bound to be holes in the most widely used desktop OS in the world, but Microsoft is reasonably good about patching their products. Don't laugh, they really are.
    5. Linux users claim Linux is less expensive. It is. It's free. Point taken. End of argument. No one ever claimed Windows was free. I don't know why the author of the article said what he did about Windows being free.

    Windows users generally mention the same things I mentioned above, though they usually do it in a less cohesive way. I think that's part of the problem really. Some people on both sides state their opinions in a childish way, which makes everyone sound dumb.

    Getting bac

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    1. Re:Not this again... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well said...

      The article was too childish even for a college freshman CS major linux zealot...

      I find the article and the people who think it is "true" or funny to be more of the same attitude that disgusts me. Many of them claim they want a choice....freedom...etc....but they don't want to stop with them being able to make their own choices....no...YOU have to like and choose what they like and choose as well...

      So much for "freedom" I guess...

      You see the same thing with programming languages in software field..not so much among actual clueful/experienced developers, but mostly among young neophytes or students

      As an experienced personal and professional developer/user of Linux and Windows I believe that anyone who doesn't view the respective OS's as tools in a toolbox or pieces of a solution that have merit in various situations is a narrow minded fool...

  104. Missing Software... Groupware. by dhj · · Score: 1

    The open source groupware offerings for Linux are horrible. That's why I suggest MS Small Business Server to small business when consulting. If there is open source groupware out there that competes with Exchange on shared calendars, contacts, tasks, etc PLEASE let me know. Some requirements:
    must be accessible from MS Outlook (via plugin or standard method).
    must be relatively inexpensive (MS Small Business Server was only $300 or so and came with exchange server and 5 outlook licenses).

    Again if there's a legitimate open source groupware system for linux that's come up in the last few years PLEASE let me know.

    --David

  105. Lose the cute abbreviations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One thing that would help Linux would be losing the fetish for bizarre abbreviations and childish names. Seriously, YaST? yum? GIMP? It all sounds like self-indulgient gibberish very quickly.

    1. Re:Lose the cute abbreviations by Black+Perl · · Score: 1

      Seriously, YaST? yum? GIMP? It all sounds like self-indulgient gibberish very quickly.


      Oh, come on now. Once you realize the "y" in "yum" stands for "Yellow Dog", it all becomes clear.

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      bp
  106. Less than 5 !!!!! by oliverthered · · Score: 1

    'Less than 5. I really doubt that anyone *needs* to edit their registry ever.'

    Let me guess, you just format the HDD and reinstall windows instead.

    Here's a couple of unavoidable reasons to edit the registry that most if not all people will come accross:
    1. On Windows 95 (and probably 98) the size of the registry was limited and apps where a bit crap at using it, the result was you'd run out of registry space and nothing would install properly!! The answer was a manual registry edit.

    2. Ahh Drivers!, drivers leave their mucky fingerprints all over the registry it used to be the case (Windows 2000) and possibly may still be that the only way to properly remove any knowledge about a driver from windows was to edit the registry and remove all the crap. Infact it's probably a good idea to do that every time you upgrade a driver or remove something from the system.
    3. Remove all the overhead junk that windows uses (like a shadow under the mouse etc...)

    Now you may be lucky and have fluked a system where all the drivers allways work and you never had to reinstall anything and you may like Windows eye candy just the way it is but the majority of people seem to have problems that usually result in reinstalling windows when a simple registry edit would do.

    BTW, Their are losts of tools for editing most configuration files (some are more of the 'pro' / config file wrapper type) It's a very rare occasion that I have anything that requires editing that isn't accessable by some configuration tool other than vim (webmin's fairly complete) but I usually chose to edit with vim because then I know what's been changed and how to fix it if it becomes a problem.

    The only two files I have had to edit by hand were .bashrc and .cvsrc, in the case of .bashrc all I had to do was uncomment one line.

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  107. mod by Khashishi · · Score: 1

    mod article down, overrated

  108. Users Have an Interest in Popularizing Linux by srobert · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Linux users have a vested interest, I think, in popularizing the use of linux on desktops. Obtaining greater compatibility with the rest of the world would be reason enough for that. We wouldn't want those occasional web pages that only work in MSIE to become the rule of the net rather than the exception. I have some questions that, I hope, would prompt thinking users to help popularize Linux.
      Average Joe Computeruser walks into a store and sees a desktop system with XP for $X and a hardware identical machine next to it, running Linux, for $(X-L). What value of L would induce him to purchase that one instead of the XP machine? How would the choice of user interface affect the value of L? How does the value of X affect the value of L? Who would provide the user support?
    Is there a way the Linux community could persuade the vendor or OEM to market the machines this way?
      I'm not providing many answers but I hope the questions prompt some thought.

  109. digg.com by relaxed · · Score: 0

    I've noticed a lot of stories on slashhdot have been first reported from digg.com. Is it too hard to report on stories that aren't covered elsewhere?

  110. you should go back to watching cartoons all day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sure you were happier back then.

  111. But of course.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...don't use Linux. Use FreeBSD! :-b

  112. Re:This guy forgot to kill the "no games" fallacy. by FusionDragon2099 · · Score: 1

    It does have gaming capability... if you're interested in FPS games that you'll probably drop after two weeks.

    From the site:

    The Sims 2
    Playability: 1
    Popularity: 4

    As compared to...

    Doom 3
    Playability: 5
    Popularity: 3

    So, basically, Linux's gaming viability depends on what you play. And unfortunately, Linux isn't viable for me.

  113. Re:BIAS ALERT! (was: Re:Anecdote time) by databyss · · Score: 3, Funny

    Whoa there tiger... no need to over do it!

    All I ever needed was the edit command from the command prompt. Quite possibly the first multi-tabbed text editor around. (I say "quite possibly" because I really have no idea)

    That was the best text editor I've ever used before I started working with TextPad.

    --
    Hmmm witty sig or funny sig? Maybe elitest techy sig!
  114. Re:BIAS ALERT! (was: Re:Anecdote time) by Penguin+Programmer · · Score: 1

    I'm glad the parent was modded funny.

    Wordpad is like a crippled version of vi. And I hate vi.

  115. Re:A great deal... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    since you have your sources.list editted, if you ever need to find anything else and install it real quick just try apt-cache search whatever_you_are_wanting and then apt-get install it

  116. A main-page Opera anniversary article now exists by infernow · · Score: 1
    Thus, the parent post has become either redundant (most everyone knows Linux is lacking in the games department), or just plain wrong, since the editors are not, in fact, rejecting relevant stories.

    Sorry if this is comes across as vitriolic. I take offense when people take jabs at the editors' apparent lack of effort/competence. I'm sure being an editor isn't nearly as easy as than the trolls would have you believe.

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    that that is is that that is not is not

  117. Why does Windows have to be so hard? by thomasj · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I am not a geek in any way, I just use openoffice and mozilla for my daily tasks. But I was told to use something called Windows, which should be a bit like Linux, just made by a company.

    I could not find a download site on the 'Net for it, so I went to a local shop to get a copy, which actually cost you money. When I stuck in the CDROM and whatever I clicked on, nothing happened. Well, as it turned out, you actually have to make some weird sorta room for it on the harddisk, since it cannot be installed from an ordinary RPM.

    After an hour I managed to install it, but first of all, it was all so different from RedHat, and secondly there where hardly any software for it. All it had was a simple pixeldrawing program, a webbrowser and very plain text editor.

    I may be stupid, but I just stick with what I know. I know that there may be smarter choices, but my computer came with the system and that is all I need.

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    :-) = I am happy
    :^) = I am happy with my big nose
    C:\> = I am happy with my OS
    1. Re:Why does Windows have to be so hard? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you can't figure out linux then you are not the computer whiz you thought you were. It does take a little homework to learn, but the rewards are great.

      Looking at the flames you got, it appears that the stupid are able to use windows to post their fanatical windows rants(yeah, it does appear that a child could install windows as well as use it...grow up babies.

  118. Someone else already did the legwork. by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 1

    Itm was some UNIX guy.

    --grendel drago

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    Laws do not persuade just because they threaten. --Seneca
  119. What annoys me ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Im not just being pedantic here but it really annoys me that people make comments such as "linux is not ready for the desktop" . Linux is simply the core ,the kernel at the heart of a complete GNU/Linux Operating system distribution.

    I would much rather read comments a s to why KDE or GNOME are not ready for the desktop - or perhaps even certain distributions are not ready or suitable. I personally disagree as i use Linux with KDE every day without difficulty - as do my retired parents.

    If there are faults with the filemanager in Desktop X then why is this the fault of Linux ? There seems to be a general lack of understanding about these things. Also people often complain about lack of driver support in certain areas. Once again this is not because linux "is not ready" it is because Manufacturers rarely supply linux versions of their drivers.

    There is no evidence to suggest that the linux kernel is not suitable for certain pieces of hardware. Suppose a new version of windows was to come out but driver support is thin on the ground . Does this mean that windows is "not ready for the desktop?" Of course not !

    Just how long will these arguments continue before they are tired and pointless?

    1. Re:What annoys me ... by cnerd2025 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Dude, ever hear of sarcasm?? The article is making fun of people who give bullshit reasons for not switching.

  120. The reason why it's hit or miss by Synn · · Score: 1

    Because the hardware vendors support Windows, not Linux.

    I just upgraded my system to an AMD64 and Windows took 2 hours to install(hung during the install) while Ubuntu took 20 mins. And when Ubuntu booted everything worked, video, sound, networking. Under Windows I had to install drivers to get that working.

    Windows actually has less built in hardware support than Linux does. The difference though is that all hardware ships with Windows drivers. This will not change until the hardware vendors start to ship Linux drivers with their hardware.

  121. Trying hard to fullfill every cliche, aren't we? by Knome_fan · · Score: 1

    "As long as the Linux guru community responds to honest feedback on the problems of their precious OS with such vile hatred and criticism, converts are going to be put out and go back to "friendly Windows."

    Now if this isn't a time tested argument here on /., what is?

    1. Write something stupid and false
    2. Get called on it
    3. Start to whine that with all those evil people around Linux will never be a success.
    4. Profit

    It's really getting boring.

    But in a way your reaction is also hilarious, as you are the guy who reacted to a tongue in cheek artilce about Linux not being so bad after all with a lengthy blog entry full of factual inacuracies, unfounded assumptions and name calling.

    That you of all people should now complain about "vile hatred and criticism" without even noticing the irony is incredible.

  122. Yes, I see my typo/grammar error. by infernow · · Score: 1
    I'm sure being an editor isn't nearly as easy as than the trolls would have you believe.
    They're so much easier to see when you can't change them...
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    that that is is that that is not is not

  123. Pot? Meet Kettle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    My casual response to your "formal response:"

    Reason number one: Linux is too complicated

    Linux configuration files: they are all in different formats, and follow different rules.(case sensitive? headings? comments? whitespace significance?)

    True. Sadly. Ditto with win32 progs, though. Settings hidden in the registry? System directory? Program files? User directory? Are they not even in a plain-text format?

    Both OSs have graphical programs and wizards/druids to make it so you don't HAVE to worry.

    Take a look at Apache...you can't even change a single setting without restarting the server!

    You can virtualize & change some options through .htaccess & similar files. But the paradigm of when changes should take effect is often-argued. Mac users can argue that win32 is dumb because changes don't take effect when you select them--you have to hit an "apply" & even then it doesn't always take.

    And you don't need a fat "Apache Unleashed" manual for IIS to figure out how to do this or that.

    Like this? Admittedly: it is for a legacy version. It didn't sell well. Partly because it isn't that great of a book. Partly because few serious people use IIS. That said, there are plenty of other other IIS books for more recent versions. Last time I checked, third party documentation is not a bad thing. You don't have to use any of it. Lord knows I haven't use a book to get apache running on OS X, win32, FreeBSD, or Linux.

    Suppose I install Gnome as default and want to install KDE and use that as the default. How easy is that?

    Easy. I personally run 'startx' & so know to change a line in my .xinitrc. (Mine is setup so I can type 'startx gnome' or 'startx kde' or 'startx fluxbox; or whatever. If I just type 'startx', it will start my default wm.)

    Others would prefer to use one of the many graphical login managers. xdm, gdm, kdm, and qingy all support an easy switch.

    Reason number two: Linux is a pain to set up

    There are no official Windows "distributions" that are one-click installs. Nor are there official LiveCDs. Linux installers do come on LiveCDs that give you a full environment during a one-click install.

    How many patches must you apply to SuSE right after install for all the security fixes? Dozens. Windows? Dozens.

    Some Linux distros allow net installs, which means ZERO patches (all software is up-to-date). Also, how many RESTARTS do those updates mean in Windows. At minimum 1. Usually more. I usually have ~3 just to get current. I've had more than that.

    Reason number three: Linux doesn't have enough applications

    Windows is an OS, not a set of applications. You Linux fanatics get on Microsoft for bundling apps with their OS, and then here you get on their case for their lack of apps.

    To be fair, what they do and don't bundle is only motivated by what they can sell--not the good of the user. Why bundle a browser & no Office Suite? Simply because people are willing to pay for MS Office & not IE. Also, MS is free to include a lot of free/open source software with windows. Or to bundle in more 3rd party software. They'd get a lot fewer complaints than they do now (because now they are pushing their own products off on people strictly for more revenue).

    Virtually every app available for Linux has a Windows counterpart. The reverse is also true.

    And this was the point of the original article: win32 users fear the switch, not knowing there are equivalents.

    ["many other apps and games" are] "as ... available for Windows as ... for Linux.

    A lot of apps aren't nati

  124. If that's true, why do guys have nipples? by wsanders · · Score: 4, Funny

    Typical UI designer speak, they obviously failed to QA half the population.

    --
    Give a man a fish and you have fed him for today. Teach a man to fish, and he'll say "WHERE'S MY FISH, YOU IDIOT?"
    1. Re:If that's true, why do guys have nipples? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Explainging the joke:

      This is referring to breast feeding infants not the activities of teens and adults.

  125. Nice straw man, but wasn't funny. by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've edited the registry, and haven't found it too hard. The controls are somewhat friendly, i can navigate in it and find out what's there.

    On the contrary, if I *HAVE* to edit a conf file in Linux, it's mostly because i'm stuck in the commandline. So, what do I use to edit? emacs? vi? nano?

    All these 3 programs have one thing in common: They're NOT windows-users friendly! In windows using the "primitive" notepad, All I have to do is press shift and move the cursor around. I go to the menu, Edit... cut (or just press ctrl-x), and then I paste (ctrl-v) around the area i want to edit.

    In Linux, I have to RELEARN all the shortcuts to edit a text file.

    Second: Linux *IS* a pain to set up.

    The article says:
    "After all, with modern Linuxes like Xandros Desktop or SimplyMEPIS, you need to put in a CD or DVD, press the enter button, give your computer a name, and enter a password for the administrator account."

    Yes, but I didn't have those two distros, I used Ubuntu and had a lot of problems trying to set up the PPPoE protocol so I could simply *update* my software (and don't even get me into CoLinux, I still haven't been able to use the Gnome desktop wth it. There are so many settings I have to meddle with, and I have to edit the conf files using this "nano" program.

    Alright, let's forget about coLinux for a while. The freaking GRUB didn't tell me how to specify that I wanted to boot Windows by default, not Linux. There isn't a button that says "boot this by default from now on". No, I have to boot into Linux, edit a conf file, no wait, it's not even a .conf. It's menu.lst or something. Easy to set up? Gimme a break.

    Reason number three: Linux doesn't have enough applications

    I've TRIED to set up XMMS. It always crashes. Now how the heck am I gonna play my MP3's? The default player app (NOT xmms) doesn't even handle mp3's! I not only want enough applications, I could do with ONE applications that WORKS.

    Reason number 4: Linux isn't secure

    I'd remove that from the list, but I'd apprecieate it if you guys told me how to configure a firewall in Linux. Yes, I'm a n00b. As the grand majority of mere mortals are. Oh,yeah. "RTFM" is taboo, and I'm sick tired of having to scroll thru pages of pages of manpages.

    Reason number 5: Linux is more expensive

    Who cares? With reasons 1-3 I've tried to avoid Linux, I want things that "just work". Give me a distro that emulates the windows control panel, notepad and has a decent media player app that doesn't crash or hang when I try to play an mp3.

    And to the detriment of Linux zealots, the "easy to install" distros are the works of people who DID admit Linux is hard to install. It's the zealots or RTFM uber-geek sysadmins who just tried to ignore the problem. They didn't move A FINGER to try to solve the problem. After all, what problem?

    Well, after years of saying the Gimp was NOT user friendly, FINALLY we get a usability group working on it.

    Until linux fans start admitting that Linux isn't perfect, or not as user-friendly as it SHOULD be, we will HAVE to be stuck with Windows.

    The author of the article seemed to think that all the people who don't want to use (or don't still feel comfortable using) Linux, are Microsoft-fooled sheeps. Well I'm not. I _DO_ want Linux, after all I have tried to install various distros on my machine, just to find them too hard to stay - this is why I keep coming back to windows.

    For starters, why isn't there a shell that emulates the windows CMD? As useful greps / finds / pipe chains are, they can't match the simplicity of a DIR /S. I've been using MS-DOS for more than 15 years, moving to Linux is restarting everything from scratch. Is that really NECESSARY?

    Unix Tarzans may be accustomed to swinging in command line ropes and fighting against .conf beasts in the wild, but we're Windows people, we need a little help in here, and I don't just mean a nifty graphical interface.

    1. Re:Nice straw man, but wasn't funny. by cnerd2025 · · Score: 1, Flamebait
      Yes, but I didn't have those two distros, I used Ubuntu and had a lot of problems trying to set up the PPPoE protocol so I could simply *update* my software (and don't even get me into CoLinux, I still haven't been able to use the Gnome desktop wth it. There are so many settings I have to meddle with, and I have to edit the conf files using this "nano" program.

      Then don't use Ubuntu. Use something powerful like Debian. Sounds like a personal problem to me. If you get screwed with Winblows, you're screwed; there is no other distro.

      Reason number three: Linux doesn't have enough applications

      There's a good emulator called Wine that provides a compatability layer between the Win32 API and the X API. http://winehq.org/ is the site and provides packages for most major distros (including Ubuntu and my favorite, Debian).

    2. Re:Nice straw man, but wasn't funny. by vrioux · · Score: 2, Informative

      Man, you are SO right!

      For starters, why isn't there a shell that emulates the windows CMD? As useful greps / finds / pipe chains are, they can't match the simplicity of a DIR /S. I've been using MS-DOS for more than 15 years, moving to Linux is restarting everything from scratch. Is that really NECESSARY?

      As with nearly EVERY piece of code on linux, I feel the programmers are constantly trying to do "better" than what exists on Windows. Now, tell me if I'm wrong, but the HUGE user base of Microsoft's OS can't be anything else than a very powerful indicator of it's user-friendliness.

      I can't believe how cryptic some things are on Linux. Try to setup a software RAID array. Now, remove a disk, let it become critical, then put another disk (bigger one, different maker). Watch as you'll be greated by the big emptyness of options. Some fools will tell you "RTFM" or edit this .rc and that .conf, but I tell you : DELETE YOUR PARTITIONS AND INSTALL WINDOWS.

      When you manage a hundred workstations with the latest technology in them, you DON'T want to have to deal with thousands of precious configuration files that were hacked for this and that.

      On Windows, I have my Group Policies. All computers, be them laptops, workstations or servers, adhere to these policies and I can change some high-level decisions without having to figure out how to implement it in KDE, Gnome and all those dirty piece of crap.

      Don't get me wrong, I also maintain many BSD servers, but that's what they are : servers and BSD. I'd NEVER put any Linux/BSD crap in the face of the user unless they need an application that is ABSOLUTELY not available for Windows.

      Parent, thanks for the GREAT comment.

    3. Re:Nice straw man, but wasn't funny. by vrioux · · Score: 1

      Sorry for replying to myself, but I forgot to say something. Ever tried to join AND authenticate your users through Active Directory, have Roaming Profiles and Network Home Drive?

      Well it works, after about two weeks of hacking, and it stopped working as soon as I added DFS to my SAN.

      Everything is doable on Linux as it is on Windows. It's just a matter of time. 1 hour of Windows configuration equals about 20 hours of Linux fucking-around. And it isn't even fun because of the damn unreadable manpages.

      Fuck it.

    4. Re:Nice straw man, but wasn't funny. by poofyhairguy82 · · Score: 1

      Long opinion... I can see you are honest. I am a moderator at the Ubuntu forum, but you seem to be a prime candidate for SUSE. Its a little easier, and has a KDE/Gnome independent GUI tool for almost anything. Ubuntu is for nerdier people, or workstations for non nerds set up by nerdy people. SUSE is an easy to use desktop. Try 9.3 and see, its free.

    5. Re:Nice straw man, but wasn't funny. by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1
      All these 3 programs have one thing in common: They're NOT windows-users friendly!

      Actually, they have more than that in common: they're not designed for Windows users. Kate and gedit are the editors that GUI users want to be using, and they're clearly superior to anything Microsoft ships with the base operating system.

      Since you brought it up, what command line editors does Windows come with for when you need to SSH in to tweak the registry on a default system? See, I can raise new straw men, too.

      For starters, why isn't there a shell that emulates the windows CMD? As useful greps / finds / pipe chains are, they can't match the simplicity of a DIR /S. I've been using MS-DOS for more than 15 years, moving to Linux is restarting everything from scratch. Is that really NECESSARY?

      Yes, because you're wishing for a one-to-one mapping that simply doesn't exist. I think it could be argued (actually, I know it can - I'm about to do it) that it's better to discard any misleading abstractions and learn a new way of doing things than to doggedly hold on to the old, poor-fitting emulation.

      I mean, I used an Amiga from '85 to '98. While it was certainly more Unix-ish than was DOS, it never occurred to me to try to find an AmigaDOS clone. What would it have bought me? Nothing but a false sense of security that I knew what was really going on. I also don't try to write Java in Python, or C++ in Perl (although I try to sneak some Lisp into any language I can), because they're just not the same paradigm.

      At some point you have to say, "look, here's what I learned over the last 15 years. Let's see how I can apply them to the new situation at hand." This is not unique to computers, but is the way of cars, jobs, relationships, and the world in general.

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      Dewey, what part of this looks like authorities should be involved?
    6. Re:Nice straw man, but wasn't funny. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For starters, why isn't there a shell that emulates the windows CMD? As useful greps / finds / pipe chains are, they can't match the simplicity of a DIR /S. I've been using MS-DOS for more than 15 years, moving to Linux is restarting everything from scratch. Is that really NECESSARY?

      The problem with taking this seriously is that you rant about "RTFM", yet couldn't find out that ls -R does the same as your precious DIR /S (minus a keystroke, too!). apropos/man -k provides an easy-enough way to search the manpages if you don't know quite what you're looking for.

      As far as a DOS-style command aliasing... what exactly are you looking for? Rewriting the shell interface to provide DOS-style command syntax to *NIX shell commands is a moot point. Also, one has to ask: how did you learn that syntax in the first place? You perhaps learned it through your many years, but it was trial and error (DOS help flags are even less informative than GNU manpages, and that's saying something).

      I'll concede that iptables syntax is a bit obtuse (which is why there are a plethora of tools designed to keep you away from that nastiness). As far as editors go, vi really isn't that bad (and if you have GPM support built in [should by default], your mouse will even work for highlighting the copy buffer!). Copying can be as simple as learning how to yank (with Y/y for full-line or partial-line text, respectively) and paste (with P/p for above or below current cursor position). Not hard to find, if you take 5 minutes to man vi.

      Is it really necessary to start from scratch? Well, given that most UNIX tradition went one way when CP/M & DOS went the other, yes. I'd rather see developers working to make things work, instead of providing syntactic suger to an environment where most Windows converts are going to be learning the shell syntax anyways (that is, if the crux of the argument is that Windows users hate command-line syntax, then it stands to reason that they'd know little,if any,DOS as a group).

    7. Re:Nice straw man, but wasn't funny. by i_am_not_a_bomba · · Score: 1

      "For starters, why isn't there a shell that emulates the windows CMD? As useful greps / finds / pipe chains are, they can't match the simplicity of a DIR /S. I've been using MS-DOS for more than 15 years, moving to Linux is restarting everything from scratch. Is that really NECESSARY?"

      For starters, ls -lR is just as simple as DIR /S even more so considering the R stands for recursive, what does "S" represent?

      Secondly, it sounds like you want Linux to become Windows so you don't have to learn anything. Sorry mate, you're in the tech field, you're expected to learn difficult stuff once in awhile. Thats why you get paid more than the Janitor.

      I have used Windows for years, since 3.1, i am an win2k MCSE for goodness sake. Yes it was hard learning the ins an outs of Linux, not because it's unintuitive, but because it a totally different way of doing things, it was hard learning Windows as well, i remember spending semesters in highschool being taught how to use Windows, Word, Excel (also Wordperfect and some crazy command line text editor). Once learned, i found it's faaaar easier for me to get my work done using KDE than it ever was or ever could be in Windows.

      If you step away from Windows for a year then go back you will understand that the transition from Linux or OSX or whatever -> Windows is *just* as difficult as the transition to Windows -> Linux or OSX or anything else, unfortunately it takes the patience of learning something new to be able to do this. Patience is something people don't have these days.

  126. Why are they using Windows? by Synn · · Score: 1

    Because it works. It also has better hardware and software support than Linux does.

    The price of Windows gets rolled into PC purchases, so people don't really feel the hit of buying Windows. And Linux doesn't have the alt-hip-cool factor that makes people go out and buy Apple.

    1. Re:Why are they using Windows? by siggy_lxvi · · Score: 0

      And Linux doesn't have the alt-hip-cool factor that makes people go out and buy Apple.
      It doesn't? With the "computer geek" becoming the new "hunk," as one girl recently put it to me? Here's the real reasons your favorite OS and mine isn't seeing wider use:
      A) we have no team of salesdroids pushing our product. We can tell people all we want about it, but we aren't salesdroids with a "message" about the OS to push like MacOS has, or to get our OS bundled on PC clones.
      B) We just don't have the games. We just don't. And we probably won't until we can talk/guilt/bribe the major video and audio card manufacturers into sending along linux drivers for their hardware. Which we won't get until we have gamers clamoring for them, which we won't have until we have games, which we won't get unless we have salesdroids.
      C)The driver issue discussed above.
      This leads me to the conclusion that we need salesdroids, which we won't get, because we aren't a company. Therefore, we need to use another company's salesdroids. Our best bet would be to convince some computer company currently getting slammed in sales by Dell to start bundling their low-end PCs with a nice, easy, user-freindly distro of Linux, one which will start out the install with a main account named user and a password of password, and naggy little scripts telling people to change their passwords.
      I'm actually about to take this suggestion to the computer company I work for.

  127. Windows Linux by eebra82 · · Score: 0

    Can anyone give me any reason why I should abandon Windows at all? I am a regular Windows user and I don't feel insecure using Windows.

    All you Linux geeks may give me a reason or two before I even consider doing it.

  128. Right On by mschuyler · · Score: 2, Informative

    It does provoke some thought aside from bringing a smile to our lips :)"

    And THAT, my boys, is PRECISELY the problem. You smile at these issues as if they weren't really issues (cause you're so smart). You attribute Linux's lack of popularity with the masses to some MS conspiracy when the conspiracy, if there is any at all, is right at home with you. You imagine problems with Windows that don't exist; and you ignore problems with Linux that stare you in the face every day. You are so happy with yourselves for being so so clever to make Linux work and decry others who seem to have issues.

    The first issue is: I don't want to "make" Linux work. I just want it to work. Understand the difference? I don't live for Linux; I live for the end product. I, and millions of people, do not give a rat's ass about Linux as an OS. It's a command-line interface that's a lot harder to use than MS-DOS. So what if you can stick an autoexec.bat in there to run up some copy-cat Windows-like, but not quite interface. And you want me to replace Windows with THAT?!? You have GOT to be kidding! I don't have time to learn Linux and all the cute little "verstaile" things you can do with it. I just want to use a word processor, a photo editor, and a spreadsheet. I just want to get on the Net and surf around, get my email and send it out. I want to share some files, buy some stuff online, and basically create product. That's all. End of story.

    Second issue: Security. Oh, woe is me! Windows is so full of holes! Bad, bad, bad! Oh, really? Norton has zapped every virus which attempted to show up here. Spyware is down to a near zero--all with two easily-installed (I mean, like, Click->Done) programs. And Linux? Well, first there was this cool bomb that gave the idiot root, then the password file was cracked, then the box was used in a DDoS attack, and on, and on, and on, and on--even with guys (not me!) who had so much experience with Linux that their first distro was on a 5-1/4" floppy. To claim Windows is full of holes may very well be true, but to claim Linux is the alternative? You must be kidding!

    Oh, and MS has inferior products--just so sucky as to be unbelievable. Right! You compare Office with what? Open Office? (SNORT!) You ever do tables in Open Office? You ever do an index? You ever do a full-length book? No wonder. I wouldn't trust it with something valuable either. Hey, I still like Lotus better than Excel (Well, I've got it memorized is the only reason), but the fact is that I can trust MS products to do more or less what they say they will do. No config files. Boot and shoot. I'm done. It works. If it won't do some 3D rendering weirdo application, fine. I don't care. My millions of co-workers don't care either. Pixar can do what they want. I watch their movies, not make them.

    And Linux is "faster," right? Then why do I boot up and wait ten minutes for a $ when it has to load innumerable drivers (that I had to specify), read innumerable batch files from host.conf to whatever (that I had to edit), and then wind up with what?? A "$"? You must be kidding! (Oh, yeah. I forgot: Autoexec.bat: "Run a Windows-like copy-cat interface." How innovative!

    Linux is "less expensive," right? It's a good thing you guys aren't in charge of real-world budgets. Let's just say: It ain't the cost of the distro, folks. It's keeping it running. That's expensive, and you guys all seem to think you deserve top dollar. You seem to think "If you've got 'em by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow." You know what? You're right. You keep the more esoteric parts of Linux close to your chest, just obscure enough so no one else QUITE knows what's going on, then you're "needed." That's exactly right, and that's why you are going away. And my goal is to get rid of the last couple of Linux boxes I've got left so I don't have to deal with you any more. Then you can go collect unemployment for awhile and tell everyone else how smart you are. Two more to go, and one of them gets replaced next week

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    How about a moderation of -1 pedantic.
  129. Re:BIAS ALERT! (was: Re:Anecdote time) by Total_Wimp · · Score: 4, Insightful

    No fair, you stole my joke! But I was going to say Notepad, which everone knows would be much funnier.

    Seriously though, they did leave out two very important points in Windows favor.

    1. Games. Yes, PC gamers much prefer the selection of Windows games over the selection of Linux games. It's not that Linux doesn't have a few gems, just that I had to use the word 'few' in this sentence.

    2. With Windows, you get to have the exact same warts as all of your friends and family. a) misery loves company and b) there's a much better chance your brother in law is going to be able to help you with a Windows issue than a Linux issue. Market share alone will fix this problem just as market share alone caused it, but until then the social networking of Windows users helping other Windows users with should not be underestimated.

    TW

    P.S. I know there's this whole internet thing with lots of friendly people just waiting to help you with your Linux issues. Grandma will not use it. She will ask her husband, then her son, then every other family member until someone can help. If none of those people use Linux, she'll be out of luck. If some of those people use Mac or Windows, they'll try to convert her to a "better" OS.

  130. What about X.org as a reason not to use linux? by Socket790 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    X.org is a fantastic reason to not use linux. I have a Dell 2001FP. A nice, very modern 20' TFT. When I do a fresh install of X.org on gentoo and run x -configure it happily looks up the plug and play settings of my monitor, determines all the numbers for horizontal and vertical sync, THEN THROWS THEM OUT, and tells me I have to configure it manually. I have to repeat that whole ordeal of manually specifying my plug and play settings every single time I plug a new monitor into my computer. Oh yah. It can't find my mouse unless I tell it where to look, Or my keyboard. Windows has never had any problem figuring out where the keyboard and mouse are, and only rarely has trouble figuring out the resoulutions my monitor can run. Furthermore I don't have to tell it "yes, you can run at 640x480, 800x600 1024x768 etc etc etc." It just WORKS. /linux is only free if your time is worthless.

    1. Re:What about X.org as a reason not to use linux? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't use a community based distro like Gentoo Linux then. Use a commercial Linux that configures it for you. That is what your are paying for... ease of installation.

      And you may find yourself better off with a binary distro too. Gentoo may be better used for servers. But for a desktop, you will spend a lot of time waiting for those GUI apps to complie. For some, that is fine. But for others, that is just too long to wait if your time means anything to you.

  131. But... by Stone+Pony · · Score: 1
    "Have you even considered the notion that GUI is more a matter of taste than anything else"


    True, but Microsoft invests large amounts of time, effort and money into UI research, usability testing etc. You may find Windows "clunky and inelegant", but it seems reasonable to suppose that the GUI design reflects what all that testing and research has taught them. Maybe it's you that's out of step.


    Do KDE, Gnome etc. have the benefit of the same research base? Are they subjected to the same scale of testing that Microsoft can afford to carry out? I don't know, but I'd be surprised if they are.

  132. Re:Trying hard to fullfill every cliche, aren't we by AArnott · · Score: 1

    You know... the only part of my blog I retract is the Apache written by the guy who wrote the standard. The rest of it was perfectly correct and enlightened... from a relatively new Linux user's point of view. And that's exactly my point. You dismiss everything I say as "wrong", and avoid facing the facts that other users see it differently than you do.

  133. Mod parent (+1, Ironic) by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1

    Ironically enough, choice is exactly the reason I still don't have Linux installed on my home PC, despite having intended to dual boot it from the day it was born three years ago.

    I'm an experienced techie, and in most respects a geek. I use Firefox and OpenOffice. But every time I look at Linux, from an outsider's point of view, I have no idea which distros would make a good starting point, no idea whether my hardware will work reliably, no idea which packages I'd want to install, and so on. And it's not because I haven't looked, either; I've spent days browsing the web, reading guides to the distros, supported hardware lists, and all that. But since half of them contradicted the other half, and I have no idea which are giving me rumours and hear'say and which are giving me up-to-date information, they're not much help.

    Perhaps I should just bite the bullet and install one of them, and see how I do. But that's not in my nature. I use this machine for serious work as well as playing around, and I'm naturally averse to installing anything when I don't know enough about it in advance to be comfortable controlling it.

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    1. Re:Mod parent (+1, Ironic) by Pijalu · · Score: 1

      IMHO, i guess the easy thing to do is just give a shot to a livecd.

      For new user, i still think the best distribution to start with is Ubuntu Linux (http://www.ubuntulinux.org/), especially because they offer you a LiveCD who will behave exactly like an installed system (btw, it will be way slower since it has no access to your hard drive... just memory and cd)

      Using this, you can "try before you get it for free", see how your system behaves.

      Then, when you feel more comfortable, you can try the real thing...
      For this, if you feel a little bit afraid, a good idea can be to google for the nearest Linux User Groups and ask them for help...
      There, you should find real people, able to explain some "not like windows" aspect of the installation / usage... for free and with devotion..
      eg: Most of people don't have a clue on how the file system works on windows... but the one who knows have usually difficulty to understand the *n*x way... its just another view of thing... Always nice to be introduced to something by someone rather by try-errors thing.

      By the way, this is my point of view, I do not say Ubuntu is the best, just it can offer you a nice and introduction to freedom

      Hope it helps

    2. Re:Mod parent (+1, Ironic) by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the comments.

      My problem isn't so much with using a Linux system. I work with several flavours of UNIX and occasional Linux boxes all the time at the office, so the basics of the file system and such are reasonably familiar to me.

      The problem I have is much more about confidence in getting a system up and running from scratch. I've just read too many nightmare stories about people inadvertently trashing this or that, or having to reinstall the whole thing from scratch after messing up a single line in a configuration file somewhere. Doubtless an experienced user could have identified the problem quickly and resolved it without such drastic measures, but I don't have that experience, nor convenient access to anyone who does if I screw it up. Hence I need at least a fair chance of getting everything set up properly first time, and everything I've seen suggests that without outside help, I don't have that.

      Perhaps this is just an irrational fear of the unknown, but as I said before, I also do serious work on this machine. As interested as I am in getting a Linux partition up and running to play with, it's a distant second to keeping the machine fully operational. The LiveCD idea has a certain appeal as a way of seeing what it's like, but ultimately it sounds like ducking the question: what worries me is screwing up the installation/configuration in some (to me) fatal way, not getting to know the system once it's installed and running.

      What is it that makes you recommend Ubuntu in particular? Would that still apply given I'm reasonably happy using this sort of system, and only really worried about the installation, configuration and updating side of things?

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    3. Re:Mod parent (+1, Ironic) by Pijalu · · Score: 1
      I think I can understand your fear quite well, and honestly, the story you hear are not just legend... but in my young years, i succefully detroyed DOS 3, OS/2 and Windows many times aswell... And actually it's that who teach me how to use them well... (especially re-installing the 42 floppies of an OS/2 2.0...)

      Linux is not that different, if you start to mess config files, there is a moment where you can run in problems... especially if you try to get the latest fancy options... and you will, everyone actually like the freedom it offers and will try/learn how it works...

      Anyway, things are now pretty advance compared to my first linux install in 95... most distro now offers you the tools to manage graphically your configuration...

      And as usual, doing a backup before doing manual changes always allows you to "go back"... It sound stupid but terribly true... especially when new to the system.

      Why Ubuntu, even with your knowledge:
      That's an hard question, since it's will always be like comparing cars, you have facts and you have personnal preferences...
      • Ubuntu is not aim specifically at "newbie", just at people who want some ease of use (the reason of "For Human Beings") and contains by default a limited set of programs and drivers knows to "Just Works"(tm) ... Their politic has limitations, but they just want to avoid as much as possible the end user getting hurt by mistake... (Actually, the base installations don't contains packages not fully tested - this is limitative,later you can get community managed packages but for begining, i think limitation allows user to get use to a new system)
      • The community is friendly and active: That's a important point, you will find interesting informations and helps on forums by dedicated people...for free
      • System Installation is pretty simple: a username - a partition (just take attention at begin, it will propose by default to use the complete hard-disk, just ask the installer let you choose where to install (windows do the same... ;) ) - name machine/network settings and that's all
      • Manage: They provide a really easy package management: Select what and that all
      • Update: You get a nice icon on the taskbar when updates are ready: click and that's done...
      Since i do not like to be "only good points", here comes some con's:
      • Some usefull applications are not in the default repository... this needs you to add them and then install...
      • Dependancies: This usually works right, but can becomes huge problems when starting to install packages from non ubuntu repositories
      • No compile: It's a con for me, but a good things to avoid people messing around with kernels config and ending unable to boot
      • Must be other, but i don't think of them yet..
      • Take care of propriate driver (especially ATI ones...), you can get a non working X cause of them and their "own" way to install themself...
      • It's linux ;-)
      (With a flag of the GNU floating behind, music starts)
      To finish this pretty long post, i really think you should make the step, even if you have to ghost your system before for ease of mind... Linux can offers you something Microsoft cannot, freedom..Freedom to learn, to use, to copy and to offer to others...
    4. Re:Mod parent (+1, Ironic) by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1

      Thanks once again for the helpful comments. A couple of the con points you mentioned sound a little worrying: I do have a relatively high-end ATI graphics card, and as a professional software developer I'm certainly interested in seeing how the OSS compile-it-yourself model works in its natural environment sooner rather than later. Still, maybe simple is good to start with. Presumably, this being Linux, I can replace an Ubuntu distro with another fairly easily when I'm ready to explore a little deeper?

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    5. Re:Mod parent (+1, Ironic) by Pijalu · · Score: 1

      For the ATI, they released a new driver few days ago... From what i seen it's a better release than before, but i didn't test it myself (i got NVIDIA cards)

      But don't worry, Ubuntu comes by default with OSS implementation of ATI drivers who should be "OK" for non-3d... then when you got more confidence, you can give a shot to installing the "closed-sources" driver.

      As a professional software developer, you will really enjoy the freedom to see source of kernel/applications... This is far easier than to use Softice to understand why Windows XP just did a blue screen...(I still remember I got problem with 2k and ended patching the kernel32 to avoid VS97 to be unstable with my old 3dfx drivers... MS support really didn't like it...when I posted a question "Why this not documented WINDOWS function do not check length parameter of arguments nor handle the raised exception correctly, this end the system crashing ring 0 ? , a short hex edit and I can successfully continue to work...Should be the OS crash only when there is a really critical problem ?")

      Note: The dev-tools are pretty different from the one on windows, especially since the idea is "with source, it should be "easy" to install... But as soon as you get used to them, you will be happy as a fish in water

      Since Ubuntu is based on a Debian, it will still be possible to learn quite a lot on it, When you really want to learn more, then you should start to think about installing a more geek distribution, like a Gentoo (this is a Ikea-alike distribution)... Not that simple, install is just a command prompt but the community is really nice and always ready to help...(You could give a try to a LFS, but IMHO, maintaining it is a real pain...you can see a Linux From Scratch as a ikea thing where you get a basic "Construction Guide" and 2 or 3 trees for the wood)

      Last but not least:You can actually upgrade a Debian to an ubuntu, but the contrary is, as far as I know not possible. The best thing to do is simply to create the /home on a separate partition, so when you want to "upgrade", you will keep your personal documents...but not config or install software
      Sadly, most distributions don't allows you to change from a debian base to a redhat base like you can do with Windows (when you want to upgrade from 2000 to XP... even if working 50% of the time...all i know about it is you end with a system who will need to be reinstalled soon) ... Ugrade is fine as long that you stay on the same distrib.
      The main explanation of it is even if the kernel is the same, the architecture used for init scripts / directory mapping and package managment are differents...

  134. You must be joking by jfengel · · Score: 1

    If you have a system that uses the apt package manager

    You've kind of contradicted yourself right there. In fact, it's the word "if" that kind of makes your argument against yourself. Windows patch management by default fetches updates from the server all by itself and only asks you for confirmation to install them. Once you have to start asking "What is it I'm running?" you're already too complicated.

    And that's even before we get to "as simple as typing 'apt-get update; apt-get upgrade;' at the command line", a statement I find simply hilarious. Only a Linux user would consider typing a 30-character arbitrary mantra "simple".

    I shouldn't even have read into this thread; I knew it was just going to be flamebait and I've let myself get sucked into it. I'm really not trying to defend any of the accusations that you're leveling against Windows, which are all true and much worse besides. But I'd like for you to listen to yourself before making statements like "updating in Linux is no more difficult than in Windows". Your conception of "difficult" is very, very different from mine.

    1. Re:You must be joking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some distros have automatic updates, and have had them for years...

    2. Re:You must be joking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try the latest version of Ubuntu. By default, out of the box, no changes needed, there is a feature where every time a new update is available you get a red icon in the upper right of the desktop. Click on this, type in your password to give it permission, and it goes out and gets all updates and applies them.

      It cannot get any simpler than this.

      By the way, if you insist on doing it from the command line, you can put a script in, say, /usr/local/bin:

      # ums -- update my system
      apt-get update
      apt-get dist-upgrade

      Then you can just type "ums" in any root shell to have it update.

      The "update" command fetches the latest list of available packages. The "upgrade" or "dist-upgrade" commands use that list to actually do the update. ("dist-upgrade" works a bit harder at sorting out dependencies.)

      The apt-get system really is incredibly easy to use. It Just Works. Windows Update is pretty easy to use too, but I hate reading EULAs and I hate being forced to reboot my box.

  135. Forcing my secretary to use a Mac by kanweg · · Score: 1

    I hired a secretary two months ago (part time). I run a patent agency and use Macs only, so my new secretary had to learn to work with it. After one month, she wasn't a happy gal, having to learn all this new stuff (mostly on her own as she works at home, and I should mention that she also had to learn a lot of new things like Skype not specifically related to the Mac).

    During the last month, however, she started making remarks about all kinds of details, how smart Apple was to do a particular like they did, and that she was thinking too hard on how to accomplish things, where in fact they were pretty easy.

    I believe she's happy with the Mac now, but: no pain, no gain.

    Bert

  136. Real reason I don't use Linux by istartedi · · Score: 1

    Linux gave us years of whining, configing, and trouble and finally gave us a desktop that's comparable to Windows in ease of use. All I had to do to get that from Windows was write them a check. Much easier. It's not the OS I'm shunning--it's the mode and the speed with which the system that created it delivers goods: poorly and years late.

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    For all intensive purposes, "whom" is no longer a word. That begs the question, "who cares"?
    1. Re:Real reason I don't use Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "All I had to do to get that from Windows was write them a check. Much easier."

      No, you had to do more. You had to surrender a lot of your rights because you clicked "I Accept" to their End User License Agreement. You, like most everyone, haven't read it and probably can't because it is encrypted with legalese. Which begs the question: Why would a legal-binding EULA that is intended to be read, understood, accepted or rejected by you, the consumer, be made so only a (specialized) lawyer could read it? Is Microsoft trying to hide something? Yes, you bet, because if you could understand it, you might have second thoughts.

      But, of course, none of this means squat if you don't care what Microsoft puts in their EULA.

    2. Re:Real reason I don't use Linux by istartedi · · Score: 1

      You, like most everyone, haven't read it and probably can't because it is encrypted with legalese

      Who is this AC, how does he know whether or not I've read the EULA and understood it? How does he know what parts of the agreement I've actually abided by? I'm scared. This AC is one powerful all-knowing dude.

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      For all intensive purposes, "whom" is no longer a word. That begs the question, "who cares"?
    3. Re:Real reason I don't use Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How does he know what parts of the agreement I've actually abided by?

      Since when do you get to pick and chose which terms you agree to in Microsoft's EULA? It's all or nothing, non negotiable. Thier EULA sucks, period. And it's a dark cloud that hangs over that OS.

  137. Re:Trying hard to fullfill every cliche, aren't we by Knome_fan · · Score: 1

    "The rest of it was perfectly correct and enlightened"

    No it wasn't. Read the comments instead of just feeling sorry for yourself.
    Examples:
    - Apache reloading the config file without restarting.
    - IIS actually restarts, contrary to your claim.
    - You don't have to sift through thousands of config files to change to KDE, you just have to chose KDE in the graphical login manager.
    - Sudo is available, and su gets loged.
    Just to name a few.

    "You dismiss everything I say as "wrong", and avoid facing the facts that other users see it differently than you do."
    I'm really having a hard time understanding this sentence.
    Do you want to tell me that I avoid facing the facts (what facts, btw.), or do you want to tell me that I avoid facing the fact that others have a different opinion.

    If the first should be the case, there unfortunately aren't a whole lot of facts you provide, if the latter should be the case, believe me, I'm aware of the fact that people have different opinions (hell, I'm posting on /., am I not?)

    Finally, trying to get serious, why don't you take a more levelheaded approach to this matter? This is not a religious war, though you seem to have mistaken it for one, this is only about operating systems.
    Now you are more familiar with one of them and naturally feel more comfortable using it. That's fine, no problem here, but please accept that others might feel differently.

  138. Re:Windows Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Because when X crashes, it tells you that it crashed and instead of stagnating and just sitting there line explorer.exe does, it tells you what happened without giving you useless memory addresses and it then fixes the problem and immediately restarts X as it was before it crashed.

    Because Linux is based on the solid, modular and multiuser-multitasking UNIX with the Open Source/Free Software aspect allowing you to view, edit, add, delete, or redistribute source code, something that is strictly forbidden with the Windows OS.

    Because Linux is free as in freedom and free as in cost meaning that you as the user, not corporate suits, have all of the rights, nor do you (usually) have to pay money to get the Linux OS, and if you do it is significantly cheaper and a much more reliable than it's Winblows counterpart.

    Because Linux is based on UNIX and therefore is secure. UNIX actually manages resources, something that windows pretends to do. How many times have you had a virus in Windows whose process "could not be terminated"? Linux allows you to kill anything that needs to be killed, because it's modular. It doesn't have the dependancy issues that Windows has.

    Because Linux modularity doesn't depend on DLLs. NO DLL HELL!!!

    Because backward-compatibility is all but guarenteed. Try comparing that with Winblows. The next API is completely new, so don't count on any apps you currently use working with Vista.

    Because Tux is so much more lovable than some stupid curvy window pane. And because Linux is such a better name than "XP" or "Vista" (Microshaft loves the curvy windows logo and fag names like "Vista". Developers! Developers! Developers! Developers!).

    Because Linux Torvalds knows what the fuck a computer should do and how to make that work, whereas Bill Gates and Steve Ballmer know about how to make a monopoly with crappy software so that the user is forced to upgrade every two years...wait, vista is coming out FOUR FUCKING YEARS after XP, at the earliest!!!

    Resist the dark path. It is much sexier to be a 'root' than a 'computer administrator'. (To the macheads out there, you are roots as well; OS X is based on UNIX. :-D)

    Because Windows is inherently weak. Don't buy the bullshit that Microshaft puts out about "it's only weak because so many people use it." Though that can account for some of the viruses, the real reason that Windows is so vulnerable is that it is vulnerable. There are two variables: strength and ubiquity. Windows has low strength and high ubiquity. Those combine to form a bad operating system that is inherently subject to viruses, etc.

    Because no one should rope you into using their browser integrated with OS.

  139. Not really funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whoever wrote this article really doesn't understand the whole humour thing. This was more of a point-flame thing than anything. Jokes in this regard are meant to leave you hanging.

    Take the old joke 'What's strong enough for a man, but made for a woman? The back of my hand.' This guys version would be 'I hit women.'

  140. Mac OS X by porneL · · Score: 2, Insightful

    With Fink and Darwin Ports, I can get most of "Linux" software on a Mac. I can't wait for WINE for OSX86. 3 major OSes on one desktop... yum!

  141. Consultants can help by Prof.+Pi · · Score: 4, Informative
    Some babies require quite a bit of coxing (sp?) before they understand what going on with that thing being shoved in their faces.

    And if the mother has trouble with the coaxing, there are consultants who will help. Yes, breastfeeding consultants. My co-worker's wife's health plan explicitly provides coverage for that.

    I wonder how someone gets into that line of work...

    1. Re:Consultants can help by Sviams · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of an image of J.Lo and some guy pinching her nipples, with an article around it claiming that he was her hired nipple tweaker.
      Good laugh that...

    2. Re:Consultants can help by RealAlaskan · · Score: 1
      ... breastfeeding consultants.

      I wonder how someone gets into that line of work...

      Typically, by breastfeeding their own babies successfully. There's no reason that you couldn't be one, if you can manage to breastfeed your own children. Oddly enough, I've never seen nor heard of a male in that line of work.

      Back to intuitive interfaces, I've never seen a newborn who didn't need some help with finding and latching onto the nipple the first few times. If the only intuitive interface is a nipple, there is no intuitive interface.

    3. Re:Consultants can help by prisoner-of-enigma · · Score: 1

      I wonder how someone gets into that line of work...

      Since it involves breasts -- a piece of the anatomy no male Slashdotter can possibly have recent firsthand information on -- then anyone perusing this site is immediately disqualified for the job.

      Female Slashdotters are, on the other hand...well, largely non-existent.

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      In the end they will lay their freedom at our feet and say to us, Make us your slaves, but feed us. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky
    4. Re:Consultants can help by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1
      I wonder how someone gets into that line of work...

      You just have to keep abreast of the job market.

      --
      Dewey, what part of this looks like authorities should be involved?
    5. Re:Consultants can help by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My sister-in-law is a Lactation Consultant. She is also a midwife and nurse. The Lactation Consultant is a specialist nursing role.

  142. Mod that up...funny as hell... by BackInIraq · · Score: 1

    ...mostly because it's true. I've found installing Linux to be a bit easier than installing Windows, especially provided you know what the hell you are doing.

    A lot of the questions the installer will tend to ask you (this is, of course, all dependant on your distro) might be a little daunting for the average user. They tend to soil themselves at the first sign of "jargon," which of course means any word not in the average sixth-grade-reading-level vocabulary. Acronyms tend to scare them away too. This is why many people consider Windows to be "easier" to install...there may be more steps, it may be more of a pain in the ass, but they dumb it down enough that the average user doesn't realize it's a pain in the ass.

    No, installing Linux is easy. Using Linux, however, can be a real pain in the ass.

  143. That's why I got the Anti-progress bar by Provocateur · · Score: 1

    (shameless plug)

    For those of you who have struggled to make your favorite OS recognize some old, dated, or esoteric piece of hardware picked up from your latest dumpster dive, I bring you the status bar to end ALL status bars:

    http://geocities.com/she_died/#bootSplash

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    WARNING: Smartphones have side effects--most of them undocumented.
  144. The Apple Demographic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    1. Re:The Apple Demographic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL! Great post :D

    2. Re:The Apple Demographic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now post an image of yourself, or lose.

    3. Re:The Apple Demographic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn, that bleeder chick is a freak!

      I'll bet she takes it up the ass, too.

    4. Re:The Apple Demographic by 32771 · · Score: 1

      Well, it takes all kinds.

      Now - I'm running OSX and Linux on my Mac, if I were to erase Linux do I have to switch?

      Cheers,

      have a sip of Pinot Grigio.

      --
      Je me souviens.
    5. Re:The Apple Demographic by Pijalu · · Score: 1

      I fully agree...Using a Mac made him sexy too... http://img365.imageshack.us/my.php?image=sexybillg atesmac5uk.jpg

  145. xconfig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Oh, I'm sorry, that is a non-sarcastic reason to not use Linux.

    Configuring X Windows, and no, not just in Linux, is the biggest pain in the ass and the biggest problem I have *always*. Whoever wrote the script should be punched in the face, hard.

  146. OSNews by AVryhof · · Score: 1

    I need to stop putting OSnews and Slashdot on my Google homepage...for the last few days it's been, here it is on OSnews, then here it is on Slashdot...

    I have my new PHP project....combine the feeds, check for dupes, and create a single feed.

    Anyone up for getting in on it?

  147. You must not be reading by internic · · Score: 1

    I think you've misunderstood me (perhaps intentionally so), so let me restate what I've said a bit. When I said, "If you have a system that uses the apt package manager" I was trying to be very specific, but essentially I think this goes for any modern package manager. This means, basically, if you're running any modern Linux OS designed for the desktop. I'm trying to be clear that I'm not talking about ancient Linux OSs or ones that are designed for more technical tasts, just as updating Windows 3.0 or WinCE might not be easy for an end user. What I'm saying is likely true for almost any Linux OS geared toward desktop use and specifically novices, so your objection about the user having to know what he is running is irrelevent.

    If you had read the entirity of what I wrote about updating, you would have noticed that while I mentioned how to do it at the command line, you can also just click on an applet sitting on your desktop, just like in Windows. A few clicks and the update is complete. I think these can also be set to go automatically, though I haven't used that feature (never did in Windows either).

    The bottom line: If you have a modern Linux OS tageted toward Desktop users (the sort a newbie would buy in the store or be recommended by friends), then the process of doing an update is almost exactly the same as it is in Windows, and because of other factors I mentioned is actually easier.

    --
    "You call it a new way of thinking; I call it regression to ignorance!" -- Operation Ivy
    1. Re:You must not be reading by RockClimbingFool · · Score: 1
      There is no way updating Linux is as easy as updating Windows.

      Kernel updates? That is not point and click. It has failed several times on me.

      Once, the update was not compatible with my nForce chipset. Another, and this happened a lot to me, the boot loader was not updated to the correct image.

      You can say, oh, you need to run this or that after the update, but then it is no longer as easy as Windows, now is it?

      What about modules for the kernel, like support for different parts of my motherboard. You don't need to know what you have in your computer with Windows. It finds it every time.

      Don't sit there and say updating KDE or GNOME is point and click either.

      I am not a Microsoft apologist, but they have some things down pretty good.

    2. Re:You must not be reading by internic · · Score: 1

      I can speak on every distro or about using it with every computer. I don't do this professionally, I only use Linux on my own machines. For what it's worth, here is my experience:

      I use apt to get binary kernel updates. This is, indeed point and click (if you use the GUI). It installs the new kernel image and makes it available for the boot loader. I don't do anything other than tell it to install the update. Next time I start my computer, it defaults to the new image. I'm sure it's true that it's possible that the kernel update will mess up some functions, as it is in any OS. I have no idea if this is statistically more likely to happen in Linux. I'm sure that if you want to custom patch your kernel and compile it, that can be more difficult. I chose to try this once, but I did it again through a setup program that did most of the work for me. I've never actually found such a compilation to be necessary.

      "What about modules for the kernel, like support for different parts of my motherboard. You don't need to know what you have in your computer with Windows. It finds it every time."

      When I installed Ubuntu, I just plugged in the CD and answered a few simple questions like what language I wanted it to use. I didn't tell it anything about chipsets or anything like that. Then I walked away to get some food, and when I came back I had a functioning system. You can see something similar if you use Knoppix. The point is that, yes, there have been (and still are) some distros that require a lot of arcane information, but many of them do not. Installing Ubuntu was faster and simpler than installing Windows 2000.

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      "You call it a new way of thinking; I call it regression to ignorance!" -- Operation Ivy
    3. Re:You must not be reading by poofyhairguy82 · · Score: 1
      Don't sit there and say updating KDE or GNOME is point and click either.

      Both are. Synaptic in Ubuntu. The GUI might be nerdier than you would like, but you can't miss the HUGE update button.

  148. Games by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Only reason I am stuck with Windows. I don't want to have to reboot into Windows every time I want to just load up a game for 15 mins. I know Winex and the transgaming group has come a long way, but it still isn't close enough for me.

  149. Why Linux isn't there yet... IMHO by netsyd · · Score: 2, Informative

    Fact is that this article was obviously meant to be somewhat comical, some things within Linux definitely limit its adoption by mainstream computer users. BTW - I'm a Windows Admin @ work, and a Debian fan/user @ home, So please don't bash me for having an opinion of why the average everyday wal-mart/kmart/sears shopper doesn't rush right out and buy Suse/RedHat/Xandros/Madriva, when Windows works "out of the box", not to mention they've already paid for windows, why pay for another OS.

    First off, let's talk about those wonderful programs that Linux has (thankfully).

    Windows uses Media Player. No plugins (generally required) for DVD's or most-not-all media. Linux uses Xmms, Kaffeine, or a myriad of others, all of which require plugins for some thing as simple as playing a DVD. Yea. I want to go through plugin hell just to play Blackhawk Down. No thanks. Insert Disc, press play works just fine for me.

    More to the point of this though is that many of the programs that are available for Linux either are named in such a way that you would never guess what it does (D&D characters is not a naming convention for computer apps), or they are so poorly marketed that you can't tell what they are for. People respond to nice shiny websites ( http://ww2.nero.com/ that show precisely what the product does, complete with screenshots, and descriptions. SourceForge is a godsend, but let's be honest, that website wasn't designed to showcase your product. If I can't google it, and get a quality webpage showing your software and what it does, I generally won't bother trying to figure it out. I don't have the time to fiddle with crap. I need to see it, determine if it meets my needs and either download it or move on. If the download points me to sourceforge, thats cool, but your mainpage shouldn't be sourceforge.

    Linux does not suffer from a lack of applications. If anything it suffers from too many applications that all do the same thing only someone wanted a purple button instead of a grey one and wrote a whole new interface/application to get it.

    Application installation. Sure. Let me tar -xjvf that, then switch directories, and ./install.pl then answer questions about my kernel-headers, and where my C compiler is installed, then make sure I have ... yea. Try installing VMWare from the tgz. My wife can figure that out. With me sitting there "maybe". * Thank you whomever came up with apt. I love you guys.

    Moving on. Setup. Yes Xandros is a breeze to install. It also costs money of you want to do anything with Active Directory. Many distro's are free but at what cost? Let's see, I have to recompile the kernel (yea, my wife will do that), if I want to suspend my laptop. I have to download kernel-headers (yea my wife knows what those are) to install mad-wifi to get my wireless to work. Let's not mention all the hoops you have to go through to get the configuration working properly. Oh and don't forget you need to modprobe some items before and after you suspend or else the machine simply won't resume properly. Along with all this though... try installing VMWare on Xandros (OC 3.02). It's almost funny. (BTW - Xandros People. Nice job guys. Seriously, keep up the good work.)

    All in All, everyone should be capable of using Linux. Its all very simple. Assuming you know that /etc is not the same as /var which definitely does not hold the same stuff as /usr. Oh and don't forget that not all applications will be in /usr/bin, but some are in /root and others are in /usr/sbin. Let's not forget that you need to put the plugins in the programs /usr/bin/xxxx/plugins directory... or wait is that in /home/bill/xxxx/plugins? Do you want /fries/french or /fries/curly or maybe you want /home/fries/plugins/var/french. ./go/get/a/consortium/and/standardize/then/you/wil l/have/more/users.sh -install -directory /usr/bin/thanks/for/listening.

    1. Re:Why Linux isn't there yet... IMHO by marlinSpike · · Score: 1
      Bravo! Exactly my thoughts. Having two billion applications for an OS mean nothing if installing them requires a guru. The sooner Linux is able to keep users away from hearing the words "kernel", "tar" and keeping track of what's in the /etc directory, the better.

      Don't bother flaming, I'm on your team... just that I know what's it's going to take for Linux to become a serious M$ beater.

  150. Re:A great deal... by arose · · Score: 1
    OS X is a good role model for good user interface designs. Every now and then you'll notice that many linux desktops will use aspects of OS X.
    As long as no one starts to think it's without flaws that is good.
    I had downloaded the Unreal Tournament 2k4 to my desktop and not only did Ubuntu warn me about running it, but would not let me run it until I actually set the properties of the file to execute. Rarw!
    What's your solution? Make everything that somone downloads executable? Try to detect executables? Look at extensions? Neither of those sounds appealing to me.
    Secondly, I found that to get UT2k4 to run I had to run root console and then install.
    What the fuck does UT2k4 need root access for? It should install in your home directory and explain that you need root pemisions to install systemwide. If they need to know where to put executables so the system can see them they should work on making a standard, shouldn't be too difficult.
    And to install Flash on an out of the box Ubuntu install on Firefox? It wasn't a problem for me since it only took 10 minutes of looking on Ubuntu's forums (which I will say are pretty extensive in getting information on how to do this), but I couldn't just open Firefox and install missing plugin like on OS X or Winxp. I had to actually edit my repository list and then run "sudo apt-get install flashplayer-mozilla" from command line...
    Had to? It can be done through Synaptic. The situation isn't all that good however, but it wouldn't be to dificult to inform the user why Flash isn't there by default and to give an option to install it when a Flash object is first ecountered. Hopefully a free software player will become usable soon.
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  151. VirtuaWin has worked OK for me on Windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  152. Linux? by Fentekreel · · Score: 1

    Shame the article is down..but as a new user to linux i really don't know much of whats under the hood. I've been slowly working with linux for a while (red had, gentoo, ubuntu, debian) and consistantly run into the same problems. 1.) Difficulty in managing users (gui and otherwise) 2.) Difficulty finding "X" software and then figuring out what it does. 3.) Installing the software through the GUI Compared to windows these are monumental tasks. The point and click method doesn't work in the environment as easily as it does with windows. Where as since 9x to the present day you can take a windows install and "click" around all day and possiably accomplish something. True you can break windows pretty bad doing this but what the hey reboot and 40 mins later i get to start all over again. heh I'm slowling working my way through an AMD64 install of gentoo learning the curve as the pitches come but man is it teeth pullingly painful. I feel the biggest hurdle that i've encountered is installing software. I understand that gentoo uses the portage system which seems great! Its really easy to maintain stuff that i've installed aready but i still have to use a terminal. Where as compared to windows i can just find a list of what is installed with purdy pictures. Wish i had more time to clearly think this topic through but gotta head to class :( . i hope someday i'll be able to run a full blown linux system :) damn windows!

  153. Re:And 10 reasons to use SCO OpenServer6 instead.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    let me translate :

    1. OpenServer 6 will soon be free when we fold
    2. we took our kernel from someone smarter
    3. no one bothers to write hacks for an OS this rare
    4. SCO drives over their customers
    5. OpenServer 6 is backward
    6. SCO management makes yours look competent
    7. no one but SCO would want to claim credit for our stuff
    8. SCO is down to one user
    9. SCO is reliably entertaining
    10. your SCO machine will be getting even more personal support when we declare bankruptcy and you are your own support

  154. Harder to Use == Better? by fossa · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's hard to explain why the "new way" is harder to use but still better because it is harder to use and that makes is worse. If you tell me the new way is better for obscure technical reasons, but by the way, you have to do backflips or it won't work, then the new way can go fuck itself.

    Is it so hard to have both a cached disk and one you can eject whenever you want? The computer could maybe let you know when you pulled the plug that not everything had finished and could finish if you plug it back in for a sec right now, or maybe you'd just prefer to wait for some other time to plug it back in. Isn't this what journaled fs's are for? Atomic transactions? It's certainly within the realm of possibility, and you should wish it existed for your GF's sake and for all other people who don't have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it! ... er, I mean, have neither the time nor the inclination to babysit the computer.

    If you really need a disk that cannot be ejected until the computer is ready, then design one that way. Mounted cdroms don't eject when you press the button (they should unmount themeselves and eject, but that's beside the point); they only eject when the computer releases them.

    Another example: Is it so hard to have a computer that doesn't require a "shut down"? Put a battery in there if you need a little time for housekeeping before the power gets cut.

    If you ever have to say "it's better, but oh it's worse, but it's really still better", then you're doing something wrong. It really is worse.

    Now, sure, there are times you can't have your cake and eat it too. But the examples above are not such times. Also, the road to perfection may be long and arduous, but one shouldn't accept defeat, and one certainly must not turn a blind eye to imperfections merely because it's the "new way".

    1. Re:Harder to Use == Better? by Rutulian · · Score: 1

      The computer could maybe let you know when you pulled the plug that not everything had finished and could finish if you plug it back in for a sec right now, or maybe you'd just prefer to wait for some other time to plug it back in.

      Hmmm, that's actually a really good idea. The only problem I can see is that if you leave the device unconnected long enough (or shut the computer down), the cached data will have to be written to disk, and then automagically discovered again when the device is reconnected. It might be a bit tricky. That and the fact that atomic transactions would be necessary. The only filesystem that does that currently is Reiser4, which is not in mainstream use yet. Might be a fun exercise for the linux desktop, but right now there are a lot of other things that need to be worked on.

    2. Re:Harder to Use == Better? by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      The other problem is that if the disk is left in an unstable state, other computers won't be able to read the contents. Of course you could put that on the warning dialog also...

      As for journalled filesystems, it's a great idea, but I need my memory key to be read on MacOS X, Linux, and Windows... and right now, Fat32 is the only file system that fits the bill. (I also had to format a 200 MB external USB2 drive as Fat32 for the same reason... why the hell isn't there a modern filesystem that ALL OSes support?)

    3. Re:Harder to Use == Better? by Rutulian · · Score: 1

      Actually I believe there are ext3 drivers for Windows, and there certainly must be something for OS X. So there you go, a journalling file system supported by all three operatings systems.

    4. Re:Harder to Use == Better? by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      As long as I never take it to work, or use it in the library, or do anything outside of my own house with the drive and flash drive... yeah, then that's a solution. However, I need it to *work* when I take it to work, or to a buddy's house, and Fat32 is the only way to do that.

      Believe me, I went through all the options before formatting that drive. (And not just because Windows makes you do all kinds of contortions to format a 200 GB drive as Fat32.)

  155. Are you an Internet Zombie? by Xjavier · · Score: 0

    Why is it when I think of ms windows users, I have a picture of a person who can't even type, clicking away at links on their browser?

    These "Zombies" don't have any idea at all of what they are doing, where they are going, and what going to happen.

    So easy to put a little effort in understanding what you are looking at through the monitor.

    You internet Zombies, will never be able to have a real OS like Linux, unless you change your ways!

  156. I cant believe none of you get this... by doctorjay · · Score: 0

    People from both sides should really stop bitching. I just dont understand Nix v. Win is really a pointless arguement. Nix will never be Win and vice versa. Both of these OS's have audiences that they cater to, and MOST of the time the people in those audiences DONT want to switch because

    They are comfortable with their choice and usability of their OS!!!

    No matter what Nix evolves into it will NEVER have the usability of windows because its the customizeability that makes it what it is. The geeks/nerds who do everything they do with nix like it for that reason. Its their envorinment and they are used to it.. the wouldnt switch for anything

    No matter what Win evolves into it will NEVER have the secuirty or the openess of NIX. People are comfortable with its standardization of software i.e. that they can operate with little to no effort. Minus the OS patches/fixes it really is idiot proof as far as usability goes. Usually plugging in a pen drive into your nix distro doesnt work etc...

    They are two totally different worlds used for two totally different purposes, bt two totally different groups of people (usually)... STOP compareing them. You are wasting your breath and your time.

    1. Re:I cant believe none of you get this... by netsyd · · Score: 2

      The problem is this is slashdot, and you can't mention windows and linux in the same article without starting a thread like this. We all know it is pointless, and agree completely with what you said. But as long as people write articles about comparing the two, slashdotters will continue to discuss/flame/disagree about which is better. I say flame the writers who keep bringing up the issue. Ah screw it. Let's all switch to MAC's. Unix core, Windows useability (arguement over)... Microsoft can continue to sell us the mice.

  157. Re:BIAS ALERT! (was: Re:Anecdote time) by fitten · · Score: 1

    Yeah... but Microsoft is already having to de-bundle several things that are considered "basic functionality" of a platform now (a way to play music/video, a way to surf the web, etc). You think the cries of "monopoly" are bad now... just let them try to bundle MSOffice with it.

    This is one advantage of Linux distributions... they can bundle all they want and not get in trouble for it.

  158. Re:BIAS ALERT! (was: Re:Anecdote time) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    vim is god.

  159. the usual linux desktop bs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It seems /. and osnews.org have found a good way to
    keep the audience entertained.

  160. Linux usage is a product of Western society by Dracos · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Linux itself is a reaction to draconian software pricing.

    Anyway, Western society tells people they must experience rather than think. We've become an entertainment culture rather than a productive one.

    MS has been coddling windows users for 20 years, and doing it in such a way that the user simply can't be insulted by it: they're too busy being intimidated. Apple users generally aren't clueless, and they're not treated that way. The people who use Linux are those who have sought it out (frustration), been exposed to it for practical means, or think of and use a computer as a tool. The key words there are think, use, and tool: the basis of human civilization.

    We wouldn't be where we are now if our ancestors had just sat around laughing at the other jungle animals and staring up at the stars. We'd still be doing that now.

    Oh shit, we are. Except that our big, unused brains that give us the skill of language allow us to refer to these activities as "reality TV" and "Dukes of Hazzard on the silver screen".

    When people re-learn how to think for themselves, Linux usage will rise. That's just one change for the better.

    1. Re:Linux usage is a product of Western society by Wile_E_Peyote · · Score: 1

      Oh...My...God...

      Psycho-babble has made it's way into the discussion.

      So Windows users are intimidated? Yes I guess our entire IT department is just to intimidated by technology to switch...

      Apple users aren't clueless? Are you kidding me? I know just as many Apple users who are clueless as Windows users, but Apple users don't think they are clueless.

      Ah yes, the fully evolved Linux user. He is the one who thinks. All else are below their level of thought.

      Now, throw out everything I just said, because it's all bullshit. A computer is a tool, like a wrench or a screwdriver. Some people buy all their tools at Sears, some at Schucks. Some people want a brand and some could care less who makes em. No matter what tool you pick, it says very little about who you are unless you are a shallow person.

    2. Re:Linux usage is a product of Western society by TakaIta · · Score: 1
      Many men choose wives. Some men love to choose a wife that is a real challenge. You need to think, understand, study some psychology books, find a strategy, use that strategy, maybe even find and use some tools to convince her to have sex.

      Other men are lazy. They prefer to watch TV when they come home from work, and have sex without thinking.

      What I mean to say is that the desire to use Linux because you need to think, is not going to save our civilization.

      I prefer to think about the direction I want to go, and not to spend my thoughts on how to put one foot before the other. And I don't think the world will be a better place when we all start thinking about which muscles to move just to take a step.

      I have nothing against Linux, but I have something against BS-argumentation.

    3. Re:Linux usage is a product of Western society by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Western society?! Surely you mean American society.

    4. Re:Linux usage is a product of Western society by GogglesPisano · · Score: 1

      What a load of smug, self-congratulatory crap.

      People who truly think of and use the computer as a tool could care less about what OS they happen to be using.

      Windows, Linux, MacOS, this or that distro -- in in the end, it's all bullsh*t. The only important thing is that I can use the computer to get work done quickly.

    5. Re:Linux usage is a product of Western society by argStyopa · · Score: 1

      The people who use Linux are those who have sought it out (frustration), been exposed to it for practical means, or think of and use a computer as a tool. The key words there are think, use, and tool: the basis of human civilization.

      Puhleeze.

      Maybe Linux users think of their system as a tool. OK sure, whatever. Personally, my computer is an entertainment device, and I'd rather play a wide variety of modern, cutting edge games instead of "700 variations of Nethack" or linux versions of: breakout, marble madness, tank battle, or any other 80's game that has been ported to linux.

      I don't play games with my hammer, either. I'll adopt linux when the games companies write for it. As long as linux is ONLY useful as a hammer, it will remain marginalized.

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      -Styopa
  161. Nipplux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nipplux -- Nipple Linux - The truly intuitive linux "flavor"!

  162. Re:BIAS ALERT! (was: Re:Anecdote time) by maryjanecapri · · Score: 1

    i'm just as much against M$ as the next guy. been using linux for over 10 years now as my only OS. but i will say this: Red Hat and Fedora had to drop mp3 support because of legal issues. i had to install a bunch of crap to get rhytmbox to support the mp3 format.

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  163. Re:BIAS ALERT! (was: Re:Anecdote time) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I haven't had any problems playing MP3s on the Linux boxes I use that I actually allow sound on. I try not to use RedHat and/or Fedora, though unless there is no other choice.

    (I'll probably make you mad here, but using "M$" detracts from your post as does the lack of capital letters beginning sentences.)

  164. Reason #6: Driver Support by Anonymous+Slacker · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I have neither the time nor the extreme technical knowledge of the details involved with writing drivers for all the hardware I buy for my computers.
    I want something that works the way it says it will on the box, not something that I have to scour the web for in vain hopes someone else already wrote the drivers for it, or dig into the details trying to piecemeal my own together to get it to do what it says on the box.
    Simply checking HP's website for my all-in-one wireless networked printer/scanner/copy/fax yields Windows and Mac drivers. None for Linux.
    Granted, most of the functionality (copy/scan/fax) can be done with the built-in web interface for my printer, but I like to actually print from the computer once in a while, and that requires drivers on my computers.
    Not to mention fully manufacturer-supported drivers for video cards, TV-tuners, etc. (yes, I know there's some things in Linux that will do this, but it's not as easy as in Windows -- plug in the hardware, start windows, when it finds the hardware, put the CD in and hit 'install')

    Which brings me to another point. I love the flexibility that Linux and such allow, but sometimes I want to listen to a music CD (not mp3, not ogg). In Windows, I can put the disc in the drive, and it brings up Windows Media Player and starts playing. Done. Half the time I've installed Linux, I don't even have sound. The rest of the time, I keep forgetting how to mount/unmout CD's so I can get to the content on them. Let alone figure out which one of the pre-installed media players actually works.

    Yes, I am a nerd, but I am one who is very distracted by real life as well. I don't always have time to rebuild drivers and kernels and reconfigure everything every time I buy a new piece of hardware to plug into my computers. I like things that work they way they say they will on the box the first time I try.

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    1. Re:Reason #6: Driver Support by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      TOO RIGHT, this is the main reason why i keep going back to mikewrongshafted windblows,which is just because the hardware i have works after the drivers have been installed and i dont have to edit this.. and remove this.. or opps you did it the wrong way, you need to install this.. then remove that... well fuck that and this...why cant the geeks at the controls devise a driver file that during install edits this and removes that and then says 'to optimize the settings for this device you have just installed edit that file' just an idea but a good one thats beyond my geek howto knowledge but i wait in vein and will keep trying to use this infuriating os, because i cant wiat to leave windblows and use an os that when working communicates to hardware properly and does not freeze when using a file manager!!!

    2. Re:Reason #6: Driver Support by evilviper · · Score: 1
      I want something that works the way it says it will on the box, not something that I have to scour the web for in vain hopes someone else already wrote the drivers for it, or dig into the details trying to piecemeal my own together to get it to do what it says on the box.

      That's pretty ridiculous, for two reasons.

      First off, because Windows never "just works". I've tried, extensively, but Windows always screws-up for no particular reason. Install the drivers, reboot, drivers aren't installed, the installation silently failed. Woohoo! I sure am glad Windows "just works", aren't you?

      After extensive work, I figure out why it failed... Maybe a directory with the same name already existed in %TEMP%. Maybe installation was interrupted the first time, and it refuses to overwrite the old partial install and I have to go in there and delete everything manually. Maybe the files are being read by some other program, so we have a sharing violation, and everything gets screwed up. Maybe I installed windows to \WIN2k instead of \WINNT and a several apps still have that value hardcoded. Maybe Windows is just being the unstable POS it always is, and the driver installer that works perfectly on other systems with exactly the same configuration, mysteriously crashes in the same place, over and over again...

      Crazy crap like this is exactly what I always had to put up with when using Windows. It's no wonder people look upon their computers as a mysterous magic box, because Windows is so incredibly inconsistent and unstable.

      Linux/FreeBSD actually work. It may take a bit longer to look-up the software you need to use, and perhaps an option or command you have to set, but it's a case of a stitch in time. You can either spend a tiny extra bit of time up-front, or you can spend a load of time later on, when Windows just decides to stop working with your hardware for absolutely no reason. With anything other than Windows, you have consistency... Doing the same thing twice yeilds the same results. If you got your hardware to work with Linux on your machine, you can do the exact same thing to get it to work on another machine. With Linux, it's a complete crapshoot.

      You talk about TV cards... Well, with Linux, you have to spend a little time setting everything up, but then you have a very, very powerful environment, where you can do more than some professional studios. Doing the basic stuff doesn't take long either. A little bit of time up-front, and you'll have something that will work perfectly for years to come, while Windows will be up-and-running quickly, and you'll spend years trying to get it to do what you actually want it to do, rather than the default options that don't work for you. And there's always the whole "stop working at random times for no reason" thing you have to put up with. Let's reboot again!
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    3. Re:Reason #6: Driver Support by Anonymous+Slacker · · Score: 1

      Speaking of TV cards, a bit over 2 years ago I set up a PVR-style computer (mini-ITX motherboard, Hauppage PVR250, and a couple big hard drives).
      I was able to install Windows XP Pro on the first attempt using the drivers that came with the motherboard, installed the software for the TV-tuner that came in the box, which allows me to watch TV, pause, record and schedule record events to automatically turn on the TV program and record when I'm not home. And the included remote control does everything I expect it to do.
      I later added an external DVD burner, which came bundled with video editing software, which after a small learning curve I have made very good use of.
      None of this required fiddling around or re-doing installs. I don't intend to move the tuner to another computer so I'm not interested in repeat-installability. All my home computers are unique in purpose, so I personally don't worry about having everything installed identically everywhere.

      Coupled with AVG Free anti-virus, Ad-Aware, and regular updates from WindowsUpdate, it has been remarkably stable.
      In the 24+ months this computer has been in constant operation, it has crashed maybe a dozen times, and usually from me trying to do too many things at once on it (editing, recording and copying large video files simultaneously tends to be a bit much for the 1Ghz Via processor).

      That computer was built for a specific purpose, which Windows handles remarkably well (and there's no reason it shouldn't), plus it acts as a backup when my main computer is on the fritz (a 2 1/2 year old install of WinMe on old hardware -- a surprisingly long-lived install of Win9x, I will concede. Only needs rebooting once per week on average to avoid crashes.)

      The only problem with Windows is that it tries to be everything to everybody, and with such broadness comes the vast increase in opportunity for instability, not to mention increases in resources required to simply install and run the OS. However, since it is so widespread, it usually has almost universal support from vendors most average consumers are going to deal with.
      Linux/BSD/etc. can offer stability through specialization, but because they're not as widespread at the average consumer level, most of the products offered for sale at retail stores don't have native support for these operating systems.

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    4. Re:Reason #6: Driver Support by evilviper · · Score: 1

      Speaking of TV cards, a bit over 2 years ago I set up a PVR-style computer (mini-ITX motherboard, Hauppage PVR250, and a couple big hard drives).

      I did the same thing on Linux about 2 years ago as well. No doubt my setup took longer to get working smoothly, but mostly because I insisted on having my system do everything I could possibly want... I'd be very interested to know how quickly you can re-encode captured videos, edit out the commercials, make a CD image and burn it to disc on your Windows machine, using only the Hauppage remote control.

      None of this required fiddling around or re-doing installs.

      You got very lucky.

      I don't intend to move the tuner to another computer so I'm not interested in repeat-installability.

      The instant something stop working for absolutely no reason (Windows), you'll be interested.

      In the 24+ months this computer has been in constant operation, it has crashed maybe a dozen times, and usually from me trying to do too many things at once on it

      Well at least you're honest about it crashing. However, there is absolutely no reason a computer should crash from doing "too many things at once". I'm almost constantly doing dozens of things at once on my multimedia system, and not only has it never crashed, it's always quite responsive. Even with a couple videos being re-encoded using up 100% of the CPU, large files being copied over the network via SSH, while I'm editing a video, there's really almost no slowdown.

      (editing, recording and copying large video files simultaneously tends to be a bit much for the 1Ghz Via processor).

      Okay, then it should be slower, and possibly less responsive. Crashing is NOT a valid response.

      That computer was built for a specific purpose, which Windows handles remarkably well

      The only problem with Windows is that it tries to be everything to everybody, and with such broadness comes the vast increase in opportunity for instability, not to mention increases in resources required to simply install and run the OS.

      Being everything to everyone does not cause instability. There's absolutely no reason for it. Increased resources can certainly be a side-effect, however I suggest you compare the newest versions of Windows with much older version with lower requirements, and tell me what features the old version is lacking, which makes newer versions so slow. I'm sure you'll be hard-pressed to find anything of the sort. Windows is bloated and slow for the sake of being bloated and slow, I'm afraid.

      However, since it is so widespread, it usually has almost universal support from vendors most average consumers are going to deal with.

      You act like that's a good thing. One of the great advantages of using Linux/BSD is the open-source drivers made by 3rd parties who own the hardware and want to get the most out of it. I can't tell you the number of times I've had hardware with some terrible limitations on Windows, where the Unix drivers for the same hardware had no such limitations.

      I'm sure that was a bit confusing, so a few examples: Printers that can print at double the resolution using open source drivers. Video cards that support a larger number of modes with open source drivers. Chipsets that have far better performance with open source drivers. And many, many more similar situations.

      most of the products offered for sale at retail stores don't have native support for these operating systems.

      You'd be surprised. If you don't happen to be using the latest version of Windows, you might find that many new devices won't work for you. You also might find that your new device requires a newer version of some software (eg. DirectX) but some older devices you have won't

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  165. One reason to rule them all, and in the darkness.. by obarthelemy · · Score: 1

    Well, I never could get Linux to install et run the way i want it, ie:

    - with all my data files, and ONLY my data files, in one place for easy backups

    - with some kind of remote desktop access

    - with my wifi cards

    - on my AMD boards (nforce, Sis...), with sound, network, graphics ;-)

    Something always goes wrong. I've read HOWTOs, asked for explanations... i don't want someone to do it for me, I want to know how to do it like I do in Windows. I can't. I don't think i'm especially dumb.

    I can install a pretty clean, secure, optimized Windows PC in 3 hours (w/ office, updates..). I've tried FIVE times installing Linux, giving it 6-10 hours each time... no dice. Initial install goes VERY quickly, compared with Windows's multiple procedures + patches, but then something fails (LAN, Wifi, VGA, Sound, VNC...) and it's Linux Hell again...

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  166. my 5 reasons not to use linux. by hangingonwords · · Score: 0, Interesting

    Hope the slashdot community can handle MY opinion.

    1. Configuration - it's a hassle and requires too much effort. i'm not lazy, i just don't care.

    2. Support - doesn't support as much software as windows and what it does have is usually just a stripped down copy. most important to me, games... I like to play a lot more then quake and tux racer.

    3. GUI - granted, many steps have been taken to improve most distributions of linux's GUI but in my opinion it is still far superior to windows. linux is still largely command prompt based and requires too much to learn for simple actions.

    4. 2nd rate OS - i don't want a product that comes in second. i buy and support quality and in my opinion quality might only be just that, an opinion. but windows is number one despite what linux users want to believe. i'm not saying windows doesn't have problems but it's perfect for what i want to do and with the number of people using windows being what it is, apparently the majority of society feels the same way. i'm not looking to run an efficient virus free server that's hack proof. i own a few home computers and windows is the best candidate for the job. period.

    5. Hordes of pro-linux zealots - turned off by the majority of linux users being narrow minded, one sided nerds, I don't want to be categorized as one or be seen consorting with one.

    Watch my karma drop at record speed.

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  167. It depends on the user by General+Alcazar · · Score: 1
    For some, Linux is a beautiful solution. For others, it just won't work. I like toying with Linux, but I just cannot use it as a professional tool for my work as a graphic designer, photographer, and videographer.

    Yes, there tools for editing this type of media using Linux, but the reality is, I have to have the best possible software for doing this work. I can't say to clients, "Well, the font looks kinda sucky because I used Linux. But don't let that worry you - pretty soon everyone will be using Linux, and you won't notice anymore!"

    Adobe makes some pretty good software, but even that is still not good enough. I will always need it to be better. In order to compete in the marketplace, I have to be using the best possible tools. This is the reality in the world of the application layer.

    If Adobe and their ilk would start to seriously support Linux, I would probably switch.

  168. God what a waste of five minutes. by kinglink · · Score: 1

    If I wanted to listen to Linux Fanboys there's a lot easier ways.

    I admit Linux is superior, but let's admit that there's differences and it's not 100 percent superior to Microsoft.

    This article reminds me of the idiots who thought sarcasm was the way for the macintosh to beat the PC, guess what? They lost and this type of article doesn't help any, if anything it makes the linux users sound petty and childish and of course while it names a few things, it's technically incorrect on many of the assumptions it makes.

    Yes Linux is cheaper, and less known bugs as well as safer from viruses, but there really IS less software for it, especially from the big development houses and most flavors are complicated, those flavors that are simplified don't hold any number of the market place to really make them the standard.

    I just wish both sides of this arguement grew up and realized that there's never going to be harmony, just enjoy what you choose.

    1. Re:God what a waste of five minutes. by narcc · · Score: 1
      This article reminds me of the idiots who thought sarcasm was the way for the macintosh to beat the PC

      I'm not sure I understand what you mean by 'sarcasm was the way ...' . Could you provide some background? (This is a serious request. I'm not trying to be a jerk. I'm just after a little more info.)
    2. Re:God what a waste of five minutes. by kinglink · · Score: 1

      basically lets list "facts" (opinions or misinformation obviously) and pretend we're defending Microsoft while obviously being for Macintosh computers. It's more like their comments which were sarcasm heavy tended to try to divert the readers attention to problematic facts (an obvious example is the amount of software for Windows that I can name and then I can name huge amounts of Freeware for windows as well, about the same amount for linux that I'd want to use.)

      I mean this is an attempt at a humerous article, but it's some guy's attempt at sarcasm about this stuff. Honestly it's supposed to be humorous and the sarcastic comments are obviously humorous, but it would be funnier if the facts are wern't obviously lobsided.

      Of course that's my opinion.

  169. This article *does* highlight one problem. by chaboud · · Score: 1

    There is not just one Linux. Sure, there's not one Windows either.

    Two Windows' on store shelves already confuses people. Now, imagine every variant of Linux in front of a user. The list of available applications with many distributions is also daunting.

    I think there were at least four distros listed in that writeup. Explain that, or compilation of an application, to my mother. We'll get there eventually, but claiming that we're already there might be a bit premature.

  170. Root cause by paulpas · · Score: 1

    The average person is just not intelligent enough to use something that a 1st grader couldn't use fluently with in 25 minutes.

    20% of people in the US don't know that the Earth revolves around the Sun?!?!?! How on earth could they understand a power-user OS?

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    1. Re:Root cause by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      completely agree. the average american is a complete braindead idiot. when i think of an american I imagine a dubya clone with one nostril bigger than the other due to constant nose picking.

  171. Re:A great deal... by vertinox · · Score: 1

    What the fuck does UT2k4 need root access for?

    Hell if I know?! I just wanted to play the game. I dropped the compressed file on my desktop from the Atari website. Dragged the file into my console and ran it. I kept getting errors about can't find Data_path. I looked at the script for the game startup and everything looked fine. I made sure that it had execute rights and made sure the paths were right. But most people on forums (and the ones I did find were in German) pointed to where it wanted to be installed.

    So as a guess, I opened up root console and then dragged it in and reinstalled in the desired default direcotry (not home directory) and it all of sudden started working.

    I know it's not supposed to work like that from extremely small knowledge of linux you aren't supposed to install as root if you can help it, but... The thing is I'm willing to learn better ways more than most people, but I'm pointing out that if you were to use me as a litmus test for someone starting out then there has got to be a better way of getting things installed... Or at least more intuitive.

    Maybe I've just gotten too used to doanloading files and then just double clicking on the file I downloaded and expecting them to run on Windows and Apple OS. Doesn't mean I'll stop trying Linux... I just find a few of it's quirks annoying.

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  172. Yes, You are Stupid by NMZNMZNMZ · · Score: 2

    Who the flying frosted fuck modded you Insightful five times? Sorry, you fail.

    When I stuck in the CDROM and whatever I clicked on, nothing happened.

    What, you mean the initial blue install screen? Yeah, the mouse doesn't work there. Instead you have to use that silly "keyboard" thing. Of course, ignore the fact that Linux also requires you to hit enter a few times before you can use the mouse -- well, so long as you don't have a serial mouse. Those don't work with modern Linux distros -- except for that distro over there.

    Well, as it turned out, you actually have to make some weird sorta room for it on the harddisk, since it cannot be installed from an ordinary RPM.

    What the fuck is this supposed to be? I can't even tell what this is supposed to be ripping on. RPMs don't take any room on your hard drive? News to me. Are you trying to make a shot at partitioning? What the hell is this?

    ...there where hardly any software for it. All it had was a simple pixeldrawing program, a webbrowser and very plain text editor.

    As opposed to Linux which has everything installed from the start. That is, if you can figure out how to run it. Oooh, right, open a terminal, type "/usr/bin/xinetd restart" if you're on RedHat. Or type "/usr/sbin/xinetd restart" on Suse. Or "/etc/bin/xinetd restart" on Gentoo. Err-- but that's only if you have it installed. Do you have it installed? You can find out by typing "dpkg -xinetd" on RedHat. Or "apt ?xinetd" on Gentoo. Or "ejfao xinetd" on Suse. And if it gives you ErrorX you're missing some depencencies. And those depencies can be obtained from XXXXXX.org. Or dpkg. Or apt-get. And if you can't find an RPM for your distro, you have to compile it from source. If you can get the source, that is. And once you've (maybe) obtained the source, simply run ./configure (if it runs into depency problems simply recurse through these steps again), make, make install. But then again if you didn't install GCC or some other compiler when you first installed Linux... well, you're fucked. Reinstall the whole system and don't forget GCC this time.

    IT'S SO FUCKING EASY, EVEN A THIRD GRADER COULD DO IT!

    But I'll get modded troll for this.

  173. Im not gonna buy it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Why is everyone here so hellbent on selling their OS of choice to everyone else? Why do fanboys of 'blank' OS (or OS 'blank') feel the need to impose it onto everyone they see? I like Cherry Coke and Milkyway Midnights. But i see no point in proclaiming the goodness, or arguing with somone over it. I'm not trying to start a flame war, i have just always been curious about this.

    1. Re:Im not gonna buy it. by netsyd · · Score: 2, Insightful

      For the same reason people feel the need to force their preferences in religion... they need to have that comfort level in believing they are not the only ones and that thier beliefs are in tune with the beliefs of others.

  174. A search for answers by akuma(x86) · · Score: 1

    Linux has not caught on in the *desktop* space. Linux has made good headway in the server space. As people advocating Linux on the desktop, you have to objectively questions the reasons for that.

    After all, rational people would rather not have to pay Microsoft or Apple for software that provides an equal amount of service. If a free operating system cannot compete with commercial counterparts that cost infinitely more ($100/$0 = infinity), then you need question why.

    There are outliers, but people on *average*, behave rationally - after all, rational behavor is what all of economics is predicated on.

    If a business owner or even a family using a computer could cut costs and not lose anything, then why wouldn't they?

    Microsoft asserts its monopoly power to force computer vendors into pre-installing windows onto most PCs. One can also claim that Apple has the same issue in that all of their computers come installed with an Apple operating system.

    Since PC vendors operate on very thin margins, one would assume that cutting out the cost of the OS would be a tremendous competitive advantage for a prospective PC vendor. If Dell, IBM, HP etc... all need to pay the "Microsoft tax", a competitor should be able to undercut them by offering "equivalent" Linux based machines. However, this has not been a successful strategy.

    If Linux can provide an adequate substitution for Windows, then Microsoft really doesn't have any more monopoly pricing power. Therefore, another rational strategy is for a large computer vendor such as Dell to completely drop Microsoft. After all, if Linux can provide the same amount of service that Windows can, why wouldn't Michael Dell just give the finger to Microsoft and drop them completely? If would save them literally *billions* of dollars. In fact, there is a tremendous economic incentive for computer vendors to drop Microsoft. Yet they do not comply. Why?

    Perhaps the *assumption* that Linux provides an equal amount of service compared to Windows needs to be re-examined. In fact, by proof of existence, users would rather pay $100 (or whatever Windows costs these days) NOT to use Linux (or BSD or any other free OS). They are acting rationally. If they weren't, some keen business person would be able to *game* that differential and make money (Like the almost non-existent linux-computer vendors).

    So the question remains. Why?

    And don't say that people are "stupid". They aren't. They behave rationally on average. People choosing servers for example, tend to use Linux without batting an eye.

  175. Since when is that news? Seriously. by Geshem · · Score: 1

    It's just a huge anti-MS flame with no point at all. Hell, it's not even funny..

    *Linux is too complicated*
    I have not once managed to successfully install a linux distro, or even a complicated application, without using the terminal for a few hours. Editing .conf files (not to mention finding them..) isn't a trivial task for the ordinary user who's used to having everything sorted out nicely in a tabbed-and-framed-gui and prefers it that way (and usually for a good reason too).

    *Linux is a pain to set up*
    Be it linux's fault or not, it has a lot less drivers, and a lot more inconsistencies. Setting up my DSL at home took me several hours (in which I switched back to my windows each time to access the internet, which was set-up almost automagically).
    Not to mention dependency hell.. Ouch!

    *Linux doesn't have enough applications*
    Until I can use my photoshop on linux and play all my games there (just StarCraft or UO would do.. :-/ ), I'll be keeping my Windows around, thank you.

    *Linux isn't secure*
    Can't really be so sure. It's a matter for a serious study.
    Anyway, I'm sure the average Joe will *find* a way to get his linux compromised. Nothing is fool proof.
    Note: My Win2k machine hasn't seen a trojan or a spyware in months now, and I don't even use an anti-virus and hardly scan for spyware..!

    *Linux is more expensive*
    True or not, it's not a ridiculus claim.
    For a serious company, the cost of software is nothing compared to a loss of clients which could be caused by inadequate software.
    Whether linux is more adequate for a business than windows or not is a matter for serious study, and shouldn't be just dismissed as obvious by some "humorous" "blogger".

    Just trying to keep things unbiased...

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  176. Re:BIAS ALERT! (was: Re:Anecdote time) by Edzor · · Score: 1

    look vi will always be better than emacs, just deal with it!

  177. MOD Parent Up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not right on every point, but on most of them. Tears AArnott's lies to pieces.

  178. Re:PP is a terrible interface in my experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Drink coke for a week and you'll prefer coke. Drink Pepsi for a week and you'll prefer Pepsi".
    Skip English class for a week and you'll miss lectures. Go to English class for a week and hopefully they will discuss paragraphs...
     
    ...blast you /. mods for making the parent "insightful", aluring me with that "scent"! Yes, I read it from top to bottom. Yes, it was painful. Yes, I got through it...
     
    ...you moderator bitches...

  179. Re:This guy forgot to kill the "no games" fallacy. by smkndrkn · · Score: 1

    Not really a solution for every game or everyone. I bought a transgaming account for WoW because a friend of mine said it worked great. I had problems with my system though and when I tried to get support never received a single response to emails or on the forums.

    Linux still has a long way to go before it is ready for hardcore gaming. It would be great if all games used OpenGL but they don't. Hopefully it will be addressed in the years to come because the ONLy reason I still use windows is for gaming.

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  180. Possibly by BlackCobra43 · · Score: 1

    Maybe a good deal of NEW accidents woudl be caused as the ignorant are given souped-up hot rods.

    In cars as in computers education would be key to a demographical change. If people were TAUGHT

    (I mean REALLY taught. My mandatory classes amounted to little over "Push power Button. Wait for bootup. Use Office". Then again I live in Canada..if you're actively being taught and still don't care I don't know how to help)

    how computer works they might care - but they're not, and spoon-fed Microsoft from birth.

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  181. Offtopic... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    You did know you can ctrl-click the one mouse button you have to emulate a right click?

  182. Re:A great deal... by arose · · Score: 1
    The thing is I'm willing to learn better ways more than most people, but I'm pointing out that if you were to use me as a litmus test for someone starting out then there has got to be a better way of getting things installed... Or at least more intuitive.
    And I'm pointing out that the problem isn't GNU/Linux nor the user, it's the programers of UT2k4 that screwed up here. This is the kind of problem why more Windows boxes have Administrator as the default account then should, most do not want to clone this "feature" so you run into problems.
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  183. They Missed Plug-n-Play by houston_coder · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Although I enjoyed and agreed with the article, they glossed over Plug-n-Play. That IMO, more than anything, is what keeps Windows ahead of Linux in usage. Plug in a USB device and it works. Plug in a device, and pop in the CD when prompted. I have had more problems with USB devices on Linux -- even USB storage -- that it is a major detractor to widespread acceptance. I do like the selection of Linux apps (for the types that I use) though.

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    1. Re:They Missed Plug-n-Play by cjb110 · · Score: 1

      no it doesn't just work.

      anybody with mapped drives will be able to tell you that it can't even find a free drive letter to give to your usb key, instead it uses one that is already in use.

      also only some device's are true plug'n'play, most are plug, fail 'no driver', hunt and download and install driver, then play. What's the point in checking windows update when MS don't add any devices to it?

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  184. Lack of essentials. by knigitz · · Score: 0

    I'd rather not use an operating system which does not support half the applications I use on a daily basis on Windows. Until these things get ported, I will remain a Windows user. Also, linux ati drivers just aren't as good as Windows ones. Linux needs to be more uniform to standards. Not this driverset works with redhat, this one with slackware. Or this application package only runs on mandrake. And what the hell is with custom applications per window manager? It's just down right annoying.

  185. Re:BIAS ALERT! (was: Re:Anecdote time) by shywolf9982 · · Score: 1

    This reminds me of all the relatives calling me for Microsoft support. Just because I'm known to be "good with computers".

    But I now tell them I'm very sorry, that I just run Linux now, and I almost forgot how Windows is, that I'm not updated about the last marvels from Microsoft... and give them Microsoft helpdesk number.

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  186. Re:BIAS ALERT! (was: Re:Anecdote time) by argux · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well if nobody in her family uses linux, then who the hell installed it in her computer? The Gnomes?

    Well... maaaaybe the Gnomes, but who else?

  187. Re:Trying hard to fullfill every cliche, aren't we by WereTiger · · Score: 1

    Knome said:
    "Now you are more familiar with one of them and naturally feel more comfortable using it. That's fine, no problem here, but please accept that others might feel differently."

    Exactly. technical details of his post aside, he's right. Windows is easier to use. They don't spend hundreds of millions of dollars on research to make their UI intuitive for sh*ts'n'giggles.

    Open your mind, stop assuming your right, take steps to unify linux and make it easier to use, please.

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  188. You're not quite right... by Eric+Damron · · Score: 1

    "Linux *is* too complicated for a good many people but it doesn't have anything to do w/the system design or how it works. It's too complicated because it's different from what they use every day at work and at home."

    It's really not all that different. Windows - - Point and click. KDE - - Point and click.

    "Yes, it doesn't take that long to learn how to move around in the UI and find the alternative software that Linux runs. It's just different. People don't have enough time to eat, sleep, pay attention to their kids, or take their garbage cans in... They aren't going to have the time to install, adapt, and change the habits they learned using Windows for the past 15-20 years."

    Right.... So no one should/will ever change. Just stay with Microsoft forever... I'm sure Microsoft is relieved that they no longer have to worry about losing their desktop monopoly.

    "You know, I consider myself knowledgeable with computers. I run multiple OSs at home and have run many more over the course of my life. You know how many times I've edited the system registry since its inception? Less than 5. I really doubt that anyone *needs* to edit their registry ever."

    Really? You have. So probably other people will need to also. It's just that they won't be able to do it. Kind of the author's point don't you think?

    "You know how many times I've had to edit a configuration file on Linux? I just did it 12 times yesterday alone for two different programs. Will editing a .conf file on Linux crash your system? Maybe, maybe not, depends on what you're doing. But the likelihood that someone would have to do that editing is higher on Linux."

    I don't know what _you_ were doing but I don't ever need to edit config files for my Suse desktop.

    "I realize that this was a tongue-in-cheek article and I realize that it was mildly humorous but I just really felt that it was just as bad as Microsoft claiming that Linux costs more. This bullshit where Linux users fault non-Linux users for not switching because of the lack of difficulty is just bullshit."

    No, this was humor. It was poking fun and Microsoft FUD. Microsoft always claims that Linux is oh so hard. The Microsoft FUD is the bullshit, not this article.

    "Linux isn't easy and it does have a learning curve. Most people just don't care to take the time to learn it."

    Well I agree with half that statement. Most people are apathetic and don't care what they run as long as it works. And of course Linux has a learning curve. The point of the article is that that curve is no greater than the one to learn Windows. We don't come out of the womb knowing either operating system you know.

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  189. Re: You sound so angry by thomasj · · Score: 2, Funny
    I am afraid I don't understand you quite, but I hope it wasn't something I said, that made you so angry. I just did what it said on the package. Is that okay?

    I have since tried Windows some more, and I think it is fine if you get a bit used to it. My friend at school uses it a lot. He says it can do all different kind of things, but you have to buy some more stuff or get it from an FTP server in zero days.

    I am not so skilled at the things you mentioned, but I will try it out and see what it can do for me. My system is a RedHat, which I bought with the software on. What I find hard about Windows is that you have to install it yourself.

    My cousine helps me with the computer. Sometimes he needs to become "rude" on the computer to make it work. Is it why you are rude too?

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  190. mixed bag by cahiha · · Score: 1

    for those reasons is why I prefer developing for *BSD or OSX because I know where the dependancies will be on a standard installation is a much better argument.

    Except that you have to cope with four different versions of OS X at various patchlevels. And, unlike Linux, OS X lacks the consistent package management, dependency management, and updating to cope with that automatically.

    Developers of OS X somehow make it work most of the time, but they do so by including lots of dependencies in their packages (hence, you get really fat applications) and using very little cross-application integration. And many OS X applications just deal with it by saying "only works on Tiger" or "doesn't work on Tiger".

    Why I like OSX is because all my Unix goodies I was used to under BSD, Apache/MySQL/PHP/Perl, were all extremely easy to install,

    Unfortunately, it's hit or miss. Maybe all the UNIX goodies you needed were extremely easy to install, but a lot of UNIX goodies are not. Fink and OpenDarwin are both flaky, outdated, and incomplete compared to Linux distributions. Manual installation of software from source is hampered by problems like the fact that Apple has a proprietary window system and weird versions of gcc.

    Altogether, I have found OS X to be a mixed bag. It's a pretty good system if it happens to do what you need, but its functionality is far more limited than that of a Linux or BSD system. The direction Apple is taking--more flaky features and less UNIX compatibility--is also worrisome. Still, while OS X and Linux each have their pros and cons, there are almost no reasons to use Windows compared to either of them.

    1. Re:mixed bag by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      And, unlike Linux, OS X lacks the consistent package management, dependency management, and updating to cope with that automatically.

      Please describe in detail the magical thing that Linux does to solve this problem. I have been developing professionally for MacOS for ten years. There are currently several ways to check to see if a facility exists before calling it. For example, there is Gestalt which has been around forever. If you are programming in Cocoa, there is a different facility. These can be used together and are not particularly difficult to comprehend.

      And many OS X applications just deal with it by saying "only works on Tiger" or "doesn't work on Tiger".

      I'm sorry, but I have yet to see an "application" that says "doesn't work with Tiger". I've seen hacks that don't work with Tiger. If you make use of undocumented APIs, then yes, your applications are more likely to break. As far as making use of new features, that has been a problem on the Macintosh for many years. Some new wizz bang feature is announced - you'd like to use it. Apple is promoting it. But your app has to run on older versions of the OS, so you have to check for that facility at run time or not use it, or change the minimum requirements for your app. The examples of this go all the way back to color quickdraw. Let's say I want to use SearchKit which was introduced in 10.3, but I also have to support 10.2. My options are to either not use search kit at all, require 10.3, or check at run time whether search kit is available before using it.

      So, please tell me the magical way that Linux solves this? By not adding new features? By some other means? Please explain this in detail so I will understand why OS X sucks so much.

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    2. Re:mixed bag by cahiha · · Score: 1

      Please describe in detail the magical thing that Linux does to solve this problem.

      Linux package managers track dependencies among all software packages and ensure that all dependencies you need to run something are installed. If you insist on running something that depends on an old version of a system library, it may even install the old version alongside the new one. The Macintosh equivalent would be that you could run 10.2 and 10.4 simultaneously. And, yes, it works and users don't even notice.

      It's the right thing to do. Apple will likely adopt it eventually and then tell everybody how "innovative" they are for doing this.

      There are currently several ways to check to see if a facility exists before calling it.

      While that kind of adaptivity has its place, you should not have to do that sort of thing for dealing with minor operating system version differences.

      By some other means? Please explain this in detail so I will understand why OS X sucks so much.

      Oh, stop seeing the world in such black-and-white terms. Just like all other operating systems, OS X is a nice system in some ways, and it sucks in others.

      I have been developing professionally for MacOS for ten years.

      Then you will recall that Apple basically hacked on MacOS until it became unmaintainable and they had to ditch it. That's why Apple is now based on Mach, BSD, and NeXT, and why people like me are willing to touch it again. Unfortunatly, it looks like history is repeating itself: Apple is busy messing with the design of UNIX and Mach, and in another 10 years, they'll have probably run this OS into the ground as well. Apple knows how to deliver a good user experience, but they have always been lousy at systems software.

    3. Re:mixed bag by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      Linux package managers track dependencies among all software packages and ensure that all dependencies you need to run something are installed. If you insist on running something that depends on an old version of a system library, it may even install the old version alongside the new one. The Macintosh equivalent would be that you could run 10.2 and 10.4 simultaneously. And, yes, it works and users don't even notice.

      You are talking about backwards compatibility. MacOS X has that via the frameworks versioning. It too works fine and users don't notice.

      While that kind of adaptivity has its place, you should not have to do that sort of thing for dealing with minor operating system version differences.

      You don't. You need it when you are relying on a facility that might or might not exist. Not changes below the API level.

      Then you will recall that Apple basically hacked on MacOS until it became unmaintainable and they had to ditch it.

      No, I remember that Systems 1-9 did not have a kernel, did not have protected memory, did not have true multi-tasking. The old system software ran the chip 100% of the time in supervisor mode, did multi-tasking by cooperation, and relied on the good will of applications to not bring the system down. Yes, those were faults, but they had more to do with the original system being written in the early 1980s for hardware with 128K of RAM than with "10 years of Apple hacking it into unmaintainability". Get a clue.

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    4. Re:mixed bag by cahiha · · Score: 1

      You are talking about backwards compatibility. MacOS X has that via the frameworks versioning. It too works fine and users don't notice.

      No, I'm talking about software installation. If I want to run a complex software package on Linux, all I do is select the package in a UI and tell the computer to install it. It will download it, find all the dependencies, and make it all work. It will also keep it updated automatically. On OS X, I have to do most of that by hand.

      Yes, those were faults, but they had more to do with the original system being written in the early 1980s for hardware with 128K of RAM than with "10 years of Apple hacking it into unmaintainability". Get a clue.

      I was using systems in the early 1980's, multitasking systems with memory protection running in 128k. It wasn't rocket science. A year after Macintosh, Amiga came out with a stellar microkernel-based system that ran on scarcely more powerful hardware than the original Macintosh. Apple had another big opportunity to fix MacOS and make it protected mode and multitasking when they moved to PPC, but they missed that, too. And issues of multitasking aside, HFS was another mess that haunts OS X to this day.

      No, Apple neither cares about good systems programming nor do they apparently know much about it. What they are good at is user experience, and that ain't bad. Apple delivers a good implementation of an aging computing paradigm, but they are not the future of computing, not even close.

  191. /me takes a chair and popcorn by apankrat · · Score: 1

    /me takes a chair and popcorn and watches Just Some Guy's mom doing an OS switch instead of an upgrade.

    With all this porting of gigabytes of accumulated personal data, proprietory-formatted binary files and registry settings .. better grab a beer keg to go along with the popcorn as it's not only a painful show, but a darn long one too.

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  192. explanation by namekuseijin · · Score: 1

    "Explain to me why, why in this case, Linux, in its greatest magnificient userfriendliness, doesn't surpass Windows usage when it comes to pops and moms computer?"

    because mom and pops PCs don't come home from shop preloaded with Linux?

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  193. Windows Comeback... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  194. Transgaming is not a replacement for windows. by Chris+Burke · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Transgaming is good if you are a Linux user who wants to play Windows games that you would otherwise be completely unable to play. I've used it myself to do that, and am probably going to soon in order to play WoW. Since I'm never going to use Windows again, some level of Windows gaming support is better than zero. Yet suggesting that it would allow someone who is primarily interested in playing games for Windows to ditch Windows is unjustified.

    Even the officially supported games have many problems that Windows users don't have to suffer. Bugs, crashing, performance divits, non-working features even in "officially supported" games like WoW and Counterstrike. Even if it does work more or less flawlessly on one release, that is no guarantee that it will work on the next (in fact WoW is apparently just such a case).

    And that's still ignoring that there are probably thousands of games that aren't even in the transgaming database, or are there but have no playability rating and don't work at all if you try. You are at best limited to a small sampling of the total number of games available for Windows .

    Cedega is a fine way for a Linux user to expand the number of games they can play. It does not in any way allow a Windows gamer to ditch Windows.

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  195. News for Nerds... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stuff that matters.
    Great submissiion, Taco. I don't think ANY of these points have been rehashed 500 times on slashdot. Really great.

  196. OH NOES!!!11!! Not teh Pepsi vs. Coke debate!!!one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    He once said, "Doesn't matter. Drink coke for a week and you'll prefer coke. Drink Pepsi for a week and you'll prefer Pepsi".

    Not a chance. Coke tastes too bitter for me to ever drink that $#!+. Pepsi is sweeter. I actually liked the "New Coke" when it was out since it was even sweeter yet. Too bad it didn't last.

  197. Re:Trying hard to fullfill every cliche, aren't we by mikehoskins · · Score: 1

    Dude, go back and actually read the replies.

    The rest of it was perfectly correct and enlightened... from a relatively new Linux user's point of view.

    Whoa! So, in your blog, you aren't clear that you a new Linux user, then you spew a littany of incorrect "facts" about Linux, as if you're in the know.

    Do I detect dishonesty? (This is reason number 1 that you felt the flaims of Slashdot).

    I, for one, use and admin both OS'es extensively and have done so for many years. I'm not new user in either environment. My current full-time job is an IIS admin (mostly) and as an Apache admin, as well.

    I have about 13 years of Linux (released September of 1991) and more (I don't remember how many) of Windows. I have used, admin'ed, developed for, etc., Windows 1.0 through 2003 -- virtually every release.

    I'm not a new user to either environment, as most on Slahdot are not, as well. Most of us are equally comfortable in either environment and we *know* the problems with both Windows and Linux.

    I've already posted replies twice, but let me just point you to some IIS admin items that you conveniently left out (these are all separate from IIS and are required to admin IIS -- look them up, if you're not sure about them):
        web.config
        machine.config
        COM+
        mmc
        iisreset
        net stop iisadmin / net start w3svc
        (permissions and security)
        SSL -- code signing, not just plain SSL on IIS

    Research your "facts," first, before posting on Slashdot, or we will have to moderate you out of existence.

    Having incorrect "facts" is the second reason you got no respect.

    In addition, your rant rambled all over the place from Desktop OS (where Windows shines, sort of) to Server OS (where Linux shines). This is not an apples-to-apples comparison!

    This is the other reason you got no respect on Slashdot.

    Now, I have tried to confine my responses to IIS v Apache and security/permissions. The desktop is something I'm not tackling, here.

    You didn't earn respect -- you just trolled.

    FYI - don't post editorial as if it's journalism!

  198. Not long enough to pull up a chair by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1
    With all this porting of gigabytes of accumulated personal data

    1. If you're the kind with "gigabytes of accumulated person data", then you're probably savvy enough to migrate without help.

    2. If you're like everyone else, then moving to Linux is probably no more difficult than upgrading to a new computer (which is how probably 95% of the population gets a new version of Windows). Do you really think that Jane Grandma will have less trouble getting digital photos of the grandkids from her Gateway 2000 to her new Dell running Windows than she would to a Linux system or a Mac?

    There are also people who will help you switch to other operating systems if you really need the assistance.

    As for my own real-life mom? She was a DEC hacker back when RMS had a soul patch and a student ID. I'm not too worried about her coping skills.

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  199. Apple still has no eject button after decades?!?!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    You can't because an iMac doesn't have an eject button on the drive.

    This is precisely why I avoided Macs 10 years ago, given the choice between using a Mac or Windows 3.1 on campus computers. Too often I'd see a student come up to an admin to get their floppy ejected (we had to store our e-mails on these, as web-based e-mail did not exist.) The admin would have to pry it out with a paper clip since the OS crashed, and there was no physical eject button on the floppy drive.

    So now this problem still exists after all these years?

  200. Two words by tacokill · · Score: 1

    Tacit knowledge.


    (been waiting to use that word in real life for almost 12 years now. Thank god I went to graduate school to learn it. LOL)

  201. Re: You sound so angry by shywolf9982 · · Score: 1

    Ok, your posts are way more funny than the article itself :D.

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  202. You can still run File Manager in XP. I need it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I believe until XP you could still use File Manager.

    Just copy winfile.exe, winfile.hlp. and glossary.hlp from a Windows NT 4.0 box (but don't copy them from Windows 3.x/9x as long file names are not supported, among other things!) NT's winfile will continue to function under XP (and 2K, where it was first removed.)

  203. Each major OS has it's own advantages by cdbeckman · · Score: 1

    I thought I'd weigh in. I've used extensively linux, OS X, and Windows, and I've had to teach people all three.

    Windows will get slow, bogged down, spyware ridden, and crash prone, but if there is one thing I've found, it's that people can pick it up fairly quickly and keep their computer running for long periods of time. Not running well mind you, but you need no technical knowledge for the most part to just have the thing do your email, web browsing, etc.

    OS X, once you learn it, imo is fast, powerful, and does some amazing things. On the other hand, I've never thought it was terribly user friendly. Granted, you will never need to touch the terminal, but getting someone up and running on the basics of OS X takes a lot longer then explaining to them the very basics of Windows. However, I appreciate that much of the power and many of the unix preferences are still there, just buried where the "typical" user is unlikely to find them.

    And now, Linux. Linux is a power trip to me. You have every option available to you, you rarely have to dig for those options, and they're not explained or simplified... they're just there. Even when everything goes right and you don't need to use the shell at all, the sheer number of preferences, options and unfamiliar terms are just overwelming for new users. Plus, the OS's dutiful following of your commands is just overwelming to anyone I've tried to teach it to. If you tell the driver to switch to a resolution the driver can't do, it'll do it and you'll be at a shell prompt next time you reboot. The OS just expects the user to be competant and know what they're doing. I consider that to be the greatest strength and weakness of Linux.

    Anyway, those are my 2 cents. Having worked with all three and taught people all three, I can say that despite what any fanboy says, each has it's strength and abilities, and not one of them is "superior in all ways" to the others.

  204. He Really Messed Up Installing Windows by nukem996 · · Score: 1

    All he said was you have to install it and download the patches. Well even with XP you need to install it, setup accounts, find all of your drivers install those. Many times you have to do that first because I have seen XP not see ethernet cards and it has no builtin drivers for wireless cards. Then you can download and install the windows XP patches which you need to do a couple of times because the patches need patches need patches... Now you have just an OS you still need to install all your apps like Office IMing apps a real browser and e-mail client and anything else you want to use. Now lets look on Linux all you need to do in the simple distros is pop in the CD install setup acconts, update the system and your good to go.

  205. For programmers..... by nominruil · · Score: 0

    Linux was created by programmers, for programmers. If the average Joe expects to just plug in and go like some super-sysadmin, hes wrong.... The great thing about Linux is that its so configurable and open to custimization. Control over what your doing creates stability, if you do it right.
    So anyone that says, " Well Windoze is sooo much easier than Linux, I don't have to use that funny console thing at all!!" Thats fine with me, To each his own.
    (and by the way, MacOSX, Windows, BSD, Linux, and all the other modersn OS's are all equally easy to use. How hard is it for the average users (not the sysadmins) to point and click?)

  206. Reason Linux can't currently beatjust kind Windows by X-Tracker · · Score: 1

    I hate to be captain obvious, but Linux lacks money. Let's be honest here. It takes money to buy marketing. Microsoft makes their money off of a simple, yet time tested, concept of spending money to make money. They have the money to spend because they charge for the product. Then they spent money on different marketing plans and start to build recognition. That recognition in turn made them more money because consumers like to buy what they see a lot. It just kinda snowballs from there. I'm sure it was much more complicated and what not, but fact remains that every company trying to put a product out there gets an immediate product interest off of saying they run on Windows. Linux is a great product. But it is not standardized, marketed, or optically inspiring to the extend of Windows. I personally feel good about having an Operating System I can use that pretty much I am the ony one who knows how to use it of all the people around me. I like to tell people that nothing on the internet is truely free. Except Linux.

  207. Open source != Linux by master_p · · Score: 1

    Apart from security, Windows has a fairly large group of open source software; most of the time, a Linux/Posix/Unix app will get ported to Windows. People forget that, but Open Source != Linux.

    Personally, I use a great deal of open source software under Windows that covers all my needs: Open Office for Office apps, Firefox/Thunderbird/NVU for internet, Eclipse for Java, Devcpp for C++, putty for SSH, etc.

    The only reason Linux is great is because it is a fine server O/S. For desktop, it's hardly needed (although it functions OK, most of the time).

  208. FYI, NT & 95 are quite secure. Thanks for the by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Hate to break it to you chum, but if you care at all about security, NT4 and Win 9x are broken.

    Hate to break it to you too, but have you ever bothered to check either OS, out of the box with the ShieldsUP test on grc.com? Windows 95 only has port 139 open by default. Windows NT will have that plus 135, and possibly another. Heck, Windows for Workgroups 3.11 has NO ports open. With every release of Windows, even more ports are open by default.

    Without getting into incredible detail, you have to do more patching with the newer versions of Windows. When Sasser hit us at work (No, I'm not the admin), all the XP boxes were infected. The NT boxes didn't even burp. I'm still waiting for my Windows for Workgroups 3.11 to box to get hit with a worm....

    *cues Final Jeopardy theme song*

  209. reason no 6.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No.6

    Linux has THE LARGEST number of asshole users in the community.. this is just fact.. whenever you talk to a nuxer you meet a person who believes their OS is infallable and without fault to an extreme degree that will refuse to listen to reason even if you bludgeon them to death with evidence.. people like that just piss me off.. hence.. I'll stick to QNX!

    I totally agree windows is crap.. but I do NOT agree that linux is all that.. cuz it aint!

  210. The small print by FidelCatsro · · Score: 1

    Its actually so small you can't see it without an electron microscope .. I have one and here's what it says

    1. OpenServer 6 Costs Less
    (Than a space mission)
    2. SCO Has a Superior Kernel
    (to DOS)
    3. OpenServer Has Better Security
    (than windows 9x)
    4. SCO Has a Customer-Driven Roadmap
    (the customer in question is drunk)
    5. OpenServer 6 is Backward Compatible
    (OpenServer 6 is backward , and compatible with itself )
    6. SCO Allows You to Focus on Your Core Competency
    (As we can't)
    7. SCO Owns and Warrantees its Products
    (That should read war rants about )
    8. SCO is Unifying its Code Base
    (Getting rid of all the GPL code we put in by um accident)
    9. SCO UNIX: Legendary Reliability
    (Yes its a legend)
    10. SCO Has an Award-Winning Support Team
    (We awarded them ourselves)

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  211. devil's advocate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Reason number one: Linux is too complicated

    This is true. Although I can install a distro without the use of a GUI, most people can't even get step one to install the OS. I just spent a few minutes trying to explain to someone how to get sound working on his machine. It's a bit different than telling him where to click. Yes, all jokes aside, but the help isn't there for true noobs. It becomes a matter of, how to ask for help.

    Reason number two: Linux is a pain to set up

    Again, I'm speaking for the true noobs. Getting a new device to be recognized is not as easy as 1,2,3. They could probably find out the answer themselves, but it's a whole new world. Completely different from what they're used to (windows). The transition just isn't there, so it's difficult where to look for the answers, or even how to phrase it in google.

    Reason number three: Linux doesn't have enough applications

    A thousand applications don't mean squat, if they all don't do what I want to do. If I want to burn a CD, I want it easy enough for a newb to do it. There's a few out there, I admit, but how would someone new know where to start looking.

    Reason number 4: Linux isn't secure

    I have no comments here. Most newb desktops don't really care for security. As long as it doesn't screw up their itunes playlist, and their dvd player.

    Reason number 5: Linux is more expensive

    No comment here, most newbs will drop money for the newest ghz wonder. But in terms of actual value, time is lost. Quite honestly, most people are looking for an appliance not a computer. They want that sucker to work straight out of the box, like a telephone.

  212. The Reality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Depends on what you need to do. For the server Linux is great but you have to be completely blind to think it makes a superior desktop.

    Try doing the following things on your Linux Desktop:

    >> Have a non-techie connect to Wifi consistantly
    >> Author DVD video with menus using a nice GUI interface (I'm talking mom and her DV camera for under $100)
    >> Make backup copies of a DVD in less than 8 clicks of a mouse
    >> Play a newer game
    >> Use the latest and greatest media codecs
    >> Go to CompUSA and buy virutally any piece of cool hardware/software and come home and get it working in less than 15 minutes

    Don't get me wrong I love Linux I use it on Servers all the time. I was depressed for a week when i finally gave it up on the desktop. But you are seriously a second class citizen if you are a Linux desktop user. Face the facts people.

  213. Do the free passwords expire ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If so, when ?

  214. Dragging the disc to the trash is not a bad idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The first time I sat down in front of a Mac, really way back, probably System 1 or something, I wanted to eject a floppy. The very first thing I tried was dragging the floppy to the trash and lo and behold! The floppy ejected.

    I don't know if I'm unique, but that was the very first time I ever used a graphical desktop, and I got it right the first time.

  215. But seriously, folks, by Hosiah · · Score: 1
    Let me, as usual, be the original one and post against the tide. While everyone is having such fun putting on the clown, or distro-flaming *dodging lava stream* I'll seriously comment:

    Even though I am a Linux Zealot (TM), I do honestly admit that Linux is not for everyone in one respect: if all you do with a computer is play games and websurf - that is, if the machine is nothing to you but an entertainment device, you might as well stick with Windows. Do the absolute bare minimum to keep it going, keep the disk handy, and get good at typing "format c:\" at the DOS prompt and re-installing it, you'll be able to handle most of the problems that you have. *ducking fireball*

    If, however, your computer usage involves any practicality - that is, if you do work on a computer, not only is Linux (or, in some cases, MacIntosh for graphics/multimedia work) a better choice, it simply makes everything else a laughable toy by comparison. *side-stepping flame-plume*

    We now return you to the distro-flamewar already in progress *running from napalm shower*.

  216. Re:A great deal... by theconartist · · Score: 1

    the "install missing plugin" feature should work under linux with the newest versions

  217. Re:Apple still has no eject button after decades?! by BeanThere · · Score: 1

    The admin would have to pry it out with a paper clip since the OS crashed, and there was no physical eject button on the floppy drive.

    That doesn't make sense --- why not just reboot the machine, and eject once the OS is up again?

    So now this problem still exists after all these years?

    No, because OS X uses things like memory protection and is far more robust than OS 9. My Mac has not crashed in over six months of use.

  218. Windows command line by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I work at an ISP. I do a lot of phone support. 80% of that goes something like this (only this is very abbreviated, pretending that the users understand the questions and the answers aren't dragged out of them):

    Me (M): Which version of Windows are you using?
    Customer (C): XP
    M: Click on run and choose start
    M: A small window should open.
    M: Now type c-m-d, and press Enter.
    M: A black box should open.
    M: Now type i-p-c-o-n-f-i-g and press Enter.
    M: A bunch of text should appear.
    M: There should be a line that says "IP Address".
    M: Please read me that number.
    C: 1-6-9-.
    M: Ok. That's good enough.
    M: Now type i-p-c-o-n-f-i-g space /-r-e-n-e-w
    C: It's not doing anything.
    M: Press Enter.
    C: It's not doing anything.
    M: We need to wait for a minute.
    C: Ok. It did something.
    M: Did it print the IP Address again?
    C: No.
    M: What does it say?
    C: "A network cable is unplugged" ...

    This discussion takes 30 minutes of repeating things several times.

    Believe it or not, this process is much easier than saying "Click Start; Choose Control Panel; double-click on Network Connections; ..."

    Of course, the netwrok cable isn't usually unplugged. Somethimes they can't dhcp. Sometimes they renew and everything is fine. Sometimes their Winsock is broken. It varies. But the starting point is usually to go to the command line to figure out what is wrong.

  219. Drivers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Except if he mentioned installing drivers in XP, he would have had to have mentioned the many missing drivers in Linux, and the difficulty of installing proprietary drivers, and the hassle of writing to your hardware manufacturers to inform them you've returned their products and will not purchase their products in the future unless they become supported natively in Linux on your platform. And then going and finding compatable hardware, and trying to find the command in your distro to rescan hardware. But hey, Linux is still for everyone.

  220. Re:BIAS ALERT! (I saw this coming) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I saw this coming, but you still made me
    spew my Cubalibre on my keyboard.

    shame a real waste of good rum.

    Thanks
    Gunillablue

  221. to each his own. by everphilski · · Score: 1

    What is your time worth to you? To me, $40 is less than 2 hours of working. Even at $5 an hour thats a full day's work. If you spend more time than that setting up your linux box, explaining it to family, trying to get your favorite games working, your late-model video and sound cards, you lose.

    Now, if you are doing it for the love or the joy, ok, have fun. But for me it's a simple economic decision. I'll take Windows for the OEM price, thanks. Time is money, and I'd rather enjoy time with my family / research / productive work. An operating is the means to an end, not the end.

    -everphilski-

    1. Re:to each his own. by strider44 · · Score: 1

      Last time I installed Linux it took about half an hour (25 mins for installation, it surprised me as well, and 5 mins for installation of the graphics drivers). Admittedly that's perhaps half an hour of my life gone but since I'm getting paid $16 (AUS) an hour for a sideline job whilst doing uni and an OEM copy of Windows costs $116 over here that's still plenty of money/time saved.

    2. Re:to each his own. by fwarren · · Score: 1

      At these prices, I lose money -- but I make it up in volume. (Peter G. Alaquon)

      I was not talking about my time to support linux.

      I was saying if DELL sells a 200,000 units a month and saves $40.00 a unit. Thats a lot of savings, even if they support linux. How many people will call in? 1 out of 10???

      Because if they make distribution "x" their standard distribution, run their own apt/yum repository of software and updates and require decent linux drivers for all hardware they use.

      There is a day coming where there will be profits $$$$ for making the switch, and chaffing Microsoft's fanny will not be a big enough issue to keep them from doing it. As I said, Microsoft wants to do software AND hardware. They want Dell's market, at some point, it will be in their best interests to bail.

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  222. Re:The Apple Demogods by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes I have an Account, don't remember it.

    Every mac post I see
    "says it just works out of the box", Sound familiar
    like microrust, were do want to go today, we'll take you there.
    (Not a mac flame) hard to believe I know.

    The reason I like linux is it makes me think when
    I want to do something like think outside of the box. Yes it's a be_atch but it's my be_atch (clue stick)

    PS: I like to think for myself
    PPS:I don't want others thinking for me.

    Apple Anonymous user

  223. Bah... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Linux is very far from being the OS of the average John Doe, it does not matter how many more moronic comments this guy makes.

  224. WHAT? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    about the registry: this probably depends on the user; quite a lot people probably never see it, but I don't know a single (windows) power user who doesn't tweak the registry (with regedit!); I have used it on most windows systems I ever touched and I know very little about recent windows versions.

    about config files: I have to admit I like them, but nonetheless I agree it makes it harder for new (linux) users. But there is *nothing* you can do to *any* conf file that will make your system crash; the main difference is that rebooting won't fix anything (maybe even make it worse).

    1) you have to restart the daemon reading the conf file before anything happens...
    2) even as the ~almighty~ root, the chance of crashing the kernel by misconfiguring a daemon are quite slim; some would consider this behaviour to be a *bug* (and probably fix it)

    If you want to try one of the possibly 'bad' scenarios:
    1) have a tested rescue cd/secondary install
    2) in a running system: backup /etc/inittab and remove the original (or fill with ascii junk)
    3) "init q" to force init to reread the inittab

    I actually have no idea what will happen (to the existing session); rebooting will fail, but you might have a chance to recover without a reboot; otherwise repairing your system is left as an exercise ;-)

  225. Re: You sound so angry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That was the all-time best reply to a troll! Thanks! Made me laugh!

  226. Re:BIAS ALERT! (was: Re:Anecdote time) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Market share alone would also fix the first issue.

  227. The Perfect Linux by DMUTPeregrine · · Score: 1

    Well, mabey not perfect. Gentoo. With a graphical installer. And default choices. Stage 3 defaults (fast install.) Prebuilt binaries for a default install. You want to hack, you can compile. You don't want to compile, don't hack. Call "emerge" "install". Choose everything. At the start of the installation, have 2 radio buttons: Standard and Expert. Standard does the above. Expert does a normal gentoo install. Put a nice warning in big red letters if you choose expert. People want to be able to choose, but they don't want to make the choice. Give them the ability to choose KDE or Gnome or XFCE, but don't MAKE them choose. Choose for them and let them change the default choice. You get all the great things of choosing, combined with the candy-coating of having your system dictated to you in a way that will probably work with the least amount of effort. Maximal choices with maximal standards, THAT should be the goal for Linux. That leads to ease of use.

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    1. Re:The Perfect Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think not. Maximal choices? As quite rightly laid about by the article, Windows doesn't give you a choice. How many Window Managers ship naively for Windows? 1. How many file managers? 1.

      Now should I want to write a letter, I can use Notepad, Wordpad or Microsoft Word (preinstalled by the manufacturer)? Is that a choice? No!

      Windows doesn't give you choices, and follows standards very loosely (if at all), yet is is amazingly popular, and easy to use - the fact that you don't have to mount and unmount media is one of those reasons.

      Choices don't make ease of use. In fact, in my experience, when trying to move people to Linux you need to give them as little choice as possible. Why should they memorize 10 programs when one has all the functionality they need?

  228. Re:BIAS ALERT! (was: Re:Anecdote time) by urbanRealist · · Score: 1

    You never heard of vi, huh?

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  229. Rant opportunity by freshtonic · · Score: 1

    I have been purely running Linux at work for about the last year - previous to that it was a bit of a mix or XP and Linux. I recently got myself a shiny new machine at home and I opted to have Windows XP Home installed for games and the girlfriend and dual-boot into Linux for development work.
    After using Linux for so long, Windows REALLY PISSES ME OFF. I can now see why Microsoft believe why security and usability don't go together, but only on Windows (On Linux its not a problem, IMHO)!
    I run Windows from a non-administrator account, as is sensible and good for security reasons. The problems are as follows:
    1) when I download a program and want to install it, I download it as non-admin user to my downloads directory. I then open said directory in Explorer, right-click, select Run As... , select Admin, provide password, seems to run fine until I get an error saying that Admin cannot read a file, blah , blah, blah. Bit strange, as it could read the installer to run the file....
    So, while still logged on as a regular user, I copy the file (file X.exe now called Copy of X.exe), right-click, select Run As..., select Admin, and this time it works!! For the love of all that is holy what is going on here?!?!?!
    2) On XP home there is a weird file permissions mechanism unlike on XP pro. For some reason, when logged on as Administrator, I cannot modify another users files. This is fact. You can Google for this, as I am too lazy to provide a link. For the love of all that is holy what is going on here?!?!?!
    3) what the fuck is fast user switching all about? It's crap and it's slow. When I try to access admin functions from a non-admin account can't I be prompted for a password for the Admin user?!! Why can't I run the control panel using Run As... in a non-admin account??? There is no obvious way to do it. I have to keep "Fast" user switching all the fecking time.
    4) When having logged on as Admin, then switched to a non-admin account via "Fast" user swithing without logging off Admin user, the non-admin user still gets application windows popping up from the Admin login! (MSN Messenger being the prime culprit). Bit of a security problem you would think.
    Anyway, I look forward to hearing like-minded criticism, solutions, suggestions, where to buy good stress toys and such.
    Thanks for reading :0)

  230. Three points by ilyaaohell · · Score: 1

    1) Either you treat Linux as a public desktop operating system, which means that you have customers who are the desktop users and you are their developer (the fact that you work for free is your own damn problem)... OR you treat Linux as your own personal hobby operating system, which means that you answer only to yourself.

    2) Either advocate the adoption of Linux and, in exchange, offer your services to your new customers (the fact that you work for free is your own damn problem)... OR stop advertising Linux for people who are not developers themselves and concentrate on making software for only yourself and your fellow developers to tinker with.

    3) Either claim that Linux is at least as user-friendly as Windows and listen and address your customers' feedback (the fact that you work for free is your own damn problem)... OR make things only work as easy as you yourself would prefer and offer no user support for products you've developed

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    1. Re:Three points by Kafka_Canada · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Uh, wrong. I work on free software as a hobby (excluding the portions of my job that involve OSS, which in no way entail catering to idiots like you), and therefore I'll do what I damn well please -- and it's only my own damn problem that I work for free in that I do it for fun, i.e. it's not a problem.

      If you'd read any of this discussion -- you did, didn't you? -- you'd know that I don't "advocate the adoption of Linux." Personally I think it's a terrific system that a lot of people have jointly created and shared with everybody, and it's great if other people find interesting uses for it and enjoy the wealth of free software, but that in no way means I or anyone else owes you any of the things you listed: software, customer service, a Windows-like "user-friendly" experience, etc.

      As I've already said twice here, you're a dick, and I'd recommend you think a little more about how OSS works and your expectations, or find a more appropriate venue for your piss-headed complaints.

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    2. Re:Three points by ilyaaohell · · Score: 1

      You're quite the imbecile, aren't you.

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    3. Re:Three points by poofyhairguy82 · · Score: 1
      1) Either you treat Linux as a public desktop operating system, which means that you have customers who are the desktop users and you are their developer (the fact that you work for free is your own damn problem)... OR you treat Linux as your own personal hobby operating system, which means that you answer only to yourself.

      2) Either advocate the adoption of Linux and, in exchange, offer your services to your new customers (the fact that you work for free is your own damn problem)... OR stop advertising Linux for people who are not developers themselves and concentrate on making software for only yourself and your fellow developers to tinker with.

      3) Either claim that Linux is at least as user-friendly as Windows and listen and address your customers' feedback (the fact that you work for free is your own damn problem)... OR make things only work as easy as you yourself would prefer and offer no user support for products you've developed

      Who is this "you" you are talking to? The Linux community at large? A certain one from the community? Problem is you can't do that. There is no "you." This isn't like MS or Apple. Its "you all." "They." Plural. There is more human diversity in the Linux community than outside it.

      For each of your options, a few of the "they" would pick the first option and a few would pick the second. Thats why you get the bipolar opinions of Linux. But it can't be avoided, because there is no single entity to control it. Linux's "marketing department" is not right down the hall from the "sales department" and the "finance department." It not unified. Thats what the whole freedom thing is really about...deep down. So it might stumble along in a way a company never would, but its still stumbling along. In TiVos, Cell Phones, Routers, Cars and Playstation 3's in the future.

  231. A small rebuttal by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1

    Disclosure: I have been using GNU/Linux almost exclusively for 5 years on my home systems. I have over 15 years experience with UNIX and Windows.

    While there are a number of useful, well written programs for GNU/Linux, but by far the majority are, at best, half-finished and poorly documented. The term amaturish comes to mind, but that should not be a surprise, as many of these projects are just hobbies or items the programmers wanted and decided to make available to the public. Development comes to a crawl once it is working well enough for the developer, even if it has a few bugs. Then, there is dependency hell. Often, the best way to make sure software you want will run on your system is to download and compile the source.

    Most of the development of the actual kernel appears geared more to servers than desktop user machines.

    I just installed SuSE Linux 9.2 on my dual P3 server and a new Toshiba A85 laptop dual booting with WinXP Home. Things started well.

    But, on the laptop built in wireless network card is not supported, so I had to install and set up ndiswrapper.

    Then, I found out that the firewall rules on the server kept me from using NAT, routing out to the internet, using DHCP, or using SAMBA and every attempt to use the config tools failed to fix it. I ended up manually adjusting the iptables to allow my laptop to connect to my server and route out to the internet.

    Then, the laptop stopped updating resolv.conf and the routing table when the wirless interface is started. I still haven't worked this one out. The interface comes up, dhcpcd gets all the info and sets the correct IP, but does not set update resolve.conf or a default route. Of course, when I manually set up the interface it works. When I manually run dhcpcd it works. But, the wifi does not work correctly on boot or when runing ifup or ifdown. Currently, I am working my way through the configuration scripts trying to find what is wrong.

    I have also noticed that both GNOME and KDE both bear a strong resemblence to Windows. They may be prettied up and have a few different features, but the look and feel is windowrific all the way. Personally, I prefer WindowMaker.

    While GNU/Linux may be ready for some home users, the majority is better off sticking with Windows. Small businesses are the ones who would vastly benefit from using GNU/Linux, the problem is convincing them to adopt it. The issues with hardware compatiblity and the availablity of quality software for small businesses are major stumbling blocks to adoption.

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  232. Re:A great deal... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    UT2k4 certainly does NOT need root access - not for installing and not for running. I didn't give it root access (why would I? Have Epic given me any reason to trust them with root access on my machine?), and it installed just fine.

    I did install it in /usr/local/games/ut2004 though, so maybe that's where the grand parent had a problem? Although I would expect it to install just fine in $HOME, I believe the installer even suggested doing so.

    And no, you don't need to give the installer root access to do that. You only need to set the user doing the install as owner of the ut2004 directory. Big difference in security.

  233. wrong tool for the job by timbo234 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If you just wanted something up and working quickly then you shouldn't have used slackware. Its package management system deliberately doesn't have dependencies, so its up to the user to determine for themselves what other packages a package requires. The time taken to determine dependencies for something like X and GNOME would be massive and not trivial for mysql either. Not to mention that you downloaded RPMs off the MySQL website which probably weren't even meant for that distro - especially since it doesn't even use RPM packages!


    At this point I have wasted most of my free weekend futzing around. I decide to install onto Windows Server 2003 just to "git 'r done" before Monday. The mysql graphical install goes without a hitch, enter my port and root password info in to the nice dialogs, and the service starts right up. Same with the apache install. Same with the Perl install.


    If you really had used lots if different Linux distros consistently for years you'd have known that installing mysql, apache and perl on a modern Linux distro (such as Ubuntu/Debian, Mandriva, Fedora/RHEL and others) is as simple as:
    $PKGMANAGEMENTPROGRAM mysql apache perl
    where $PKGMANAGEMENTPROGRAM is one of apt-get, urpmi, yum etc.

    This would automatically resolve and install dependencies and install those programs in a working state. You would even have saved a few minutes extra versus Win 2003 on the time it would take you to navigate to each of those program's web site, download and install through the install wizards on that system. You could then have spent your 2 hours on bugzilla config and been done - free to enjoy your weekend.

    If you chose the wrong distro for your task then its not a fault with Linux but a problem between your chair and your keyboard.

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  234. When will you stop? by aybiss · · Score: 0

    Will you ever stop just denying that it's real?

    I guess people who are familiar with Linux probably found the article intensely humorous, despite its obvious deficiencies. As someone who recently tried to set up gentoo, I couldn't read on.

    Are we REALLY still in the days where a non-graphical front end still hides behind everything? Must we seriously edit text files using nano or vi or something other unbearable piece of sh*t to configure our systems? At least Window's 'cmd' is an obvious fake - it's just there as an alternative way to launch programs, not that Windows ever had a proper shell in the first place...

    I'm not going to start on this debate, but seriously, stuff like this just isn't funny to someone trying to learn or worse - migrate.

    Has anybody had a sensible thing to add to this my OS vs your OS thing in the last 20 years? Certainly not on slashdot.

    Aaron.

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  235. Re:Trying hard to fullfill every cliche, aren't we by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Exactly. technical details of his post aside, he's right. Windows is easier to use. They don't spend hundreds of millions of dollars on research to make their UI intuitive for sh*ts'n'giggles.

    Please tell me where I can get this easy to use Windows. I would be very happy to know, because I am getting close to "fixing" this XP thing with a sledgehammer, because it's so frustrating to use. Nothing is easy in XP, everything is hidden in the most unintuitive place they could find.

    Please, I want to have an easy to use Windows too.

  236. almost ready for my mom by Sjobeck · · Score: 0

    He is right on with most of this, I dont know any one who actually bought all those third-aprty security app's he mentioned, but it is a fair point.

    Linux is not quite ready for my mom. When it is, then we have arrived.

    I look forward to the day. (SuSe is almost there)

    Peace. Love. Linux.

    Jason

  237. Re:Dragging the disc to the trash is not a bad ide by slim · · Score: 1

    The first time I sat down in front of a Mac, really way back, probably System 1 or something, I wanted to eject a floppy. The very first thing I tried was dragging the floppy to the trash and lo and behold! The floppy ejected.

    I don't know if I'm unique, but that was the very first time I ever used a graphical desktop, and I got it right the first time.


    You're unlikely to be unique, but you may well be unusual.

    It's a long, long time since the first time I used a Mac II-LE, in a lab at my university, where there was a technician on hand to help us out.

    "How do I eject this floppy?"
    "Just drag it to the wastebasket"
    "Are you sure? It won't delete everything?"
    "Of course"
    "Really?"
    "Yes, really"
    "Well, alright then"

    There's NO WAY I would have tried that without being told, and repeatedly reassured. At some primal level I was still scared it would delete everything off the disk, right up until Apple changed it so the icon became an eject symbol when you begin dragging a mount icon.