I regretfully inform the Slashdot community that the SCO$699FeeTroll is also now limited to one post per day. Never fear though, the SCO$1399FeeTroll and the SCO$1499FeeTroll have been contracted to keep up a respectful number of reminders per day.
Please refrain from using the phrase "Don't forget to pay your $699 SCO fee, you cock-smoking teabaggers" or any variant of such phrase. It is a registered trademark of the SCO$699FeeTroll. And rest assured, said troll never posts his trademarked phrase anonymously.
I regretfully inform the Slashdot community that the SCO$699FeeTroll is also now limited to one post per day. Never fear though, the SCO$1399FeeTroll and the SCO$1499FeeTroll have been contracted to keep up a respectful number of reminders per day.
Regards,
SCOFeeTroll'sLawyer.
Dear Anonymous Coward,
Please refrain from using the phrase "Don't forget to pay your $699 SCO fee, you cock-smoking teabaggers" or any variant of such phrase. It is a registered trademark of the SCO$699FeeTroll. And rest assured, said troll never posts his trademarked phrase anonymously.
Sincerly,
SCOFeeTroll'sLawyer.
I must ask you to cease and desist with your usage of that phrase. It is a registered trademark of the SCO$699FeeTroll.
Thank you,
SCOFeeTroll's Lawyer