Because you know mindlessly boostrapping gcc and watching the compilation script blast through your monitor for several hours straight makes you a Linux guru....
I hear they distribute golden tickets to win a factory tour. Perhaps when the individual who gets to meet Bill Gates is of pure enough heart, and brings his grandfather, he will tour the magical MS factory and not be tempted by the mysterious things he is told not to touch. Against Bill's wishes, all of the other children will be tempted, leaving the winner. Thusly this winner will get to take over the company.
One proper noun: Umpa Lumpas
Same old praise for the same old distros for the wrong reasons without standardized criteria. Win!
Now the cyclic dependencies plauged by the newer Debian release can fail with 64-bit precision!
Because you know mindlessly boostrapping gcc and watching the compilation script blast through your monitor for several hours straight makes you a Linux guru....
Oh no! It's the RIAA mobile!! Portable paralegals!
Oh snap, it's a legal rootkit! They're installing now!!! Ahh!
I hear they distribute golden tickets to win a factory tour. Perhaps when the individual who gets to meet Bill Gates is of pure enough heart, and brings his grandfather, he will tour the magical MS factory and not be tempted by the mysterious things he is told not to touch. Against Bill's wishes, all of the other children will be tempted, leaving the winner. Thusly this winner will get to take over the company. One proper noun: Umpa Lumpas