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  1. And ... on When 8 Megapixels Just Isn't Enough · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    A vacuum pump ensures that the film is flat to within one-thousandth of an inch, and a dual-mirror device keeps the film parallel to the lens. Sand bags strapped to the camera and tripod prevent the machine from shifting, and a reinforced aluminum cradle maintains the parts of the camera in perfect alignment.'

    At the datacenter the webserver has a vaccum pump which keeps the server from shifting and falling off the rack due to high rotation of HD when slashdotting is at its peak. A mirror is placed right in front of sysadmins to monitor their nervousness. In fact Clifford Ross himself monitors the bandwidth and shouts CUT which actually means "PLEASE PULL OUT THE ROUTER WIRE" Striving to be common ....

  2. Pong Stats on Blimps... In... Space... · · Score: 3, Funny

    Pong statistics for leo.space.com:
    Balls: Sent = 2002, Received = 1001, Lost = 1001 (50% loss)

    Striving to be common

  3. In Other news ... on Cell Phone Ringtones Give Music Industry Another Headache · · Score: 0

    An RIAA Protestor was beaten up as his cell phone rang "Its all about money" when the RIAA members were unanimously playing "Yesterday all my troubles seemed so far away"

    Striving to be common

  4. Who will buy it on Finally Geeks Available in Action Figure Form · · Score: 0

    Really who will buy this toy ... will he be defined as a "geek" after he buys this toy ?

    Striving to be common ...

  5. Aha someones hiding inside .... on CMU's Snooping Robot Headed for Iraq · · Score: 0, Troll

    This robot has no 'right side up,' so no matter which way it lands, its ready to go

    Seems like its Bush who is hiding inside the robot.

    Striving to be common...

  6. Re:I already know on Calculate When You Are Most Awake · · Score: 5, Funny

    Also the site software combined with apache logs showed that people were most sleepy when the REFERER was slashdot.org

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  7. Re:PHP will SAVE the World from Evil !! on PHP Contest: Revenge of the Apple Eating Robots · · Score: 1

    .. if the rules do not depend on the sex of the robot .. else we can have surprises ...
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  8. Fat Bastard on Mozilla's Mini-Me · · Score: 5, Funny

    In other news Mozilla's new name will be Fat Bastard

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  9. Re:Pizza on What's Your Terrorism Quotient? · · Score: 1
    Terrorism Maths:
    Terrorism Quotient(TQ) = 5/(Scale)

    Scale:
    Red <-- -->Green
    0 1 2 3
    |-|-|-|

    Results:
    0: Bush
    1: Saddam
    2: Osama Bin Laden
    3: Cow Bin Neal
    Striving to be common ...
  10. 1 .. Principle on Google's Software Principles · · Score: 2, Funny

    Thy shall not be a Saddam and try a google bomb