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  1. Interesting term from TFA: on Euro Patent Restart Demand Repeated by Parliament · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hartmut Pilch, the president of pressure group the Foundation for a Free Information Infrastructure (FFII)...

    So Europe has 'pressure groups', while America has lobbyists. Maybe that's our problem -- '**AA lobbyist' sounds too warm and fuzzy. They should be renamed 'motion picture pressure group' or 'recording industry pressure group'. That's got a nice evil ring to it.

  2. Re:would this invalidate the GPL? on Euro Patent Restart Demand Repeated by Parliament · · Score: 5, Informative
    There's a difference between a patent and a copyright. Berkeley Labs has a nice "noob" summary for people like me. From there:
    ...patent protection can apply to the method or process. Remember that copyright protection does not protect the method, but the expression of the method. Patent law, on the other hand, can protect the method as well.
  3. Re:Horribly flawed on Study Finds Windows More Secure Than Linux · · Score: 1

    only if the computer has calculated the cure for cancer at exactly 15 milliseconds after the user's orgasm.

    Linux cures cancer while you surf pr0n? Why didn't anyone say this before? That's all I need to know, I'm switching over!

  4. Re:Storyline: on Study Finds Windows More Secure Than Linux · · Score: 1

    Give 'em a break, they gotta recharge their batteries after that IE7 story. ;)

  5. Re:Stocks on SCO Possibly Delisted from NASDAQ · · Score: 1

    The image I get is of SCO as a little kid, trying to beat up a bigger kid (IBM), who is holding SCO at arm's length while their fists flail the air in frustration.

  6. Re:You people are a bunch of on SCO Possibly Delisted from NASDAQ · · Score: 1

    Yeah, it's true! I see posts from Anonymous Coward all the time! Let's get him -- anyone have his email address?

  7. Re:Gloating? on SCO Possibly Delisted from NASDAQ · · Score: 1

    Good thing they have plenty of lawyers....

    But if the stock gets delisted they won't have anything to pay those lawyers with...

  8. Re:We're about to find out the dirt on Darl on SCO Possibly Delisted from NASDAQ · · Score: 1

    SCO can't file their 10-K because "it is examining matters related to stock issued as part of its compensation plans"? That's one of the lamer excuses sent to the SEC in a while.

    Matters related to stock issued as part of its compensation plans? Maybe they've been trying to figure out how much toilet paper to buy to print the stock certificates on. At least it'll still be a little useful once the company is dead and buried.

  9. Re:It this the first sign that they are folding on SCO Possibly Delisted from NASDAQ · · Score: 1

    Maybe this is the first sign that they are going down?

    You're new here, eh?

  10. Re:Sometimes Scum Sinks on SCO Possibly Delisted from NASDAQ · · Score: 1
    If SCO is delisted and their stock drops below a dollar then the junk faxers currently targeting my office fax machine with junk stock pitches will start sending me notices about the "great opportunity to buy SCO" at 62 cents.

    1. Sell short, before those offers arrive.
    2. Buy back at 62 cents.
    3. Profit!!
    4. Take the kids on a Disney vacation with your SCO earnings. (Who says they're good for nothing?)
  11. Re:Its not enough to defeat this lawsuit... on Grand Theft Auto Led Teen to Kill · · Score: 1

    The families of the dead police officers should file suit against the kid's family for raising a moron who can't separate reality from fantasy.

  12. Re:Been there, done that on Grand Theft Auto Led Teen to Kill · · Score: 1

    Idiocies like this lawsuit make me want to start playing D&D again just so I can kick somebody's ass.

    Now, where did I put that vorpal sword...

  13. Re:Game-related murders are passe.. on Grand Theft Auto Led Teen to Kill · · Score: 1

    Maybe that'll happen with the next Ghost Recon game...

  14. Re:Serial Burglars? on Serial Burglar Caught on Webcam · · Score: 1

    Not really, but they stay crunchy in milk.

  15. Re:Instead of creating a new major... on MIT Certifies Biological Engineering Major · · Score: 0

    I can see it now, just like the old Reese's commercial...

    Person #1: You got your biology in my engineering!
    Person #2: You got your engineering in my biology!

  16. Re:I thought it was great... on Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Trailer · · Score: 1, Informative

    Yes, a towel is very important. But you don't hitch a ride with a towel, you use the Sub-Etha thingy (the "thumb") for that.

  17. Re:*The* book that must be a film on Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Trailer · · Score: 0

    Oh, a cop story?

  18. Re:A lot less invasive on California Wants GPS Tracking Device in Every Car · · Score: 0

    Not only does that make sense, but it could fit right in with emissions testing. They always note your mileage when you get tested, it would just be one more step in reporting it. You wouldn't even have to pay it at the testing center -- just get a bill in the mail a couple weeks after testing. They could even set up payment plans.

  19. Re:Editors? on Mozilla Drops Support for International Domains · · Score: 0

    I know this is OT, but when I was scanning your post it looked like you wrote "analyze user droppings".

  20. Re:Honest question on Mozilla Drops Support for International Domains · · Score: 2, Funny

    Has anyone actually seen a legitimate IDN in the wild?

    I did once, when I was out hiking in the Appalachians. It ran off before I could photograph it.

  21. The reason they did it... on Mozilla Drops Support for International Domains · · Score: 0

    ...was because the about:config 'fix' apparently doesn't work.

  22. Re:There's more on Microsoft's Martin Taylor Responds · · Score: 0

    Three words: increase your dosage.

    Kinda went a bit over the edge at the end, but it was funny as hell, though. ;)

  23. I predict... on Verizon To Acquire MCI For $6.7 Billion · · Score: 0

    ...a Celebrity Deathmatch special (Corporate Deathmatch), with the lawyers for each of these corporations fighting it out with knives.

  24. *might*? on Web-Only Album Wins Grammy · · Score: 1, Insightful
    From the blurb:
    she might be the first artist ever to win a Grammy for an album distributed solely on the Web
    Fact 1: The album was distributed solely on the web.
    Fact 2: She won a Grammy for the album.
    Fact 3: Ain't no *might* about it.
  25. Re:If I had to choose between HIV and carrots... on The Cure for Cancer Might be: HIV · · Score: 0

    At least now there's an alternative for those poor cancer-ridden souls who are allergic to carrots.