He'll have to wait a couple of minutes for the beer to settle before opening it when using his system. A smart boozer would realize that it would take only ~20 seconds to walk to the fridge, get two beers and return to the couch with half of one beer chugged by the time he returned.
Damn rookies... The Alcohol Lifestyle isn't just fun & sloth, it's also about using your time effectively! No, I think you are the rookie!
A smart boozer would know when he is running out and order up his wel shaken brew early enough to let it settle!
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Im pretty sure that "Can you hear me now?" is about to be followed with, "I'm calling to transfer my number to another service."
Just be glad you won't get 'ping' flooded with empty 2 meter capsules, or a 200,000 capsule DDOS attack.
Would that be a Distributed Denial of Sustinance Attack?
Hand him a keyboard...
But, is it 3 laws safe?
There are already such animals, only in viral version.
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