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Foodtubes Proposes Underground, Physical Internet

geek4 writes "Automatically routed canisters could replace trucks with an Internet of things, says Foodtubes. A group of academics is proposing a system of underground tunnels which could deliver food and other goods in all weathers with massive energy savings. The Foodtubes group wants to put goods in metal capsules two meters long, which are shifted through underground polyethylene tubes at speeds of up to 60 miles per hour, directed by linear induction motors and routed by intelligent software to their destinations. The group, which includes an Oxford physics professor and logistics experts, wants £15 million to build a five-mile test circuit, and believes the scheme could fund itself if used by large supermarkets and local councils, and could expand because it uses an open architecture."

431 comments

  1. Man in the middle by DeBaas · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ok, I'll be the man in the middle

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    1. Re:Man in the middle by DigiShaman · · Score: 4, Funny

      A sandwich comes in at one end, and empty wrapper is left behind at the other. Nice.

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    2. Re:Man in the middle by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Any good Man in the Middle is able to send the data to its original destination with at least trying to make it appear like it hasn't been tampered with, probably by some self signed Cert.

      So, I mean, things like Chocolate bars, or Apple juice, you could probably get away with.

    3. Re:Man in the middle by SwordsmanLuke · · Score: 4, Funny

      So what you're saying is, if you want to avoid detection, the data must only be sniffed, not consumed.

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    4. Re:Man in the middle by ByOhTek · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well, at 2 meters long, I'm sure plenty of people will try that one.

      Hope they can hold their breath.

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    5. Re:Man in the middle by TheKidWho · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well, if you stole one slice of ham off of every ham sandwich being sent, you would have a lot of ham.

    6. Re:Man in the middle by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 2

      You're thinking of salami, surely?

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    7. Re:Man in the middle by Nimey · · Score: 1

      Isn't that what you do every Friday?

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    8. Re:Man in the middle by sourcerror · · Score: 2

      I'm in your internets, eating your cheezburgers.

    9. Re:Man in the middle by hoggoth · · Score: 1

      I'm going to trim the edges off all the cookies.
      It worked on my college roommate's cookies. It will work on the InterTubes.

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    10. Re:Man in the middle by countSudoku() · · Score: 1

      All your foodtubes are belong to us! And we're fucking STUFFED... no more cheezburgs! Send Pepto Bismol!

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    11. Re:Man in the middle by imakemusic · · Score: 4, Funny

      Peter Gibbons: [Explaining the plan] Alright so when the sub routine combines the sandwich it uses all these extra chunks of ham that just get sliced off. So we simplified the whole thing, we round them all down and drop the remainder into a fridge we bought.
      Joanna: [Confused] So you're stealing?
      Peter Gibbons: Ah no, you don't understand. It's very complicated. It's uh it's aggregate, so I'm talking about fractions of a crumb here. And over time they add up to a lot.
      Joanna: Oh okay. So you're gonna be making a lot of sandwiches, right?
      Peter Gibbons: Yeah.
      Joanna: Right. It's not yours?
      Peter Gibbons: Well it becomes ours.
      Joanna: How is that not stealing?
      Peter Gibbons: [pauses] I don't think I'm explaining this very well.

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    12. Re:Man in the middle by shadowfaxcrx · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That's going to be the biggest problem if this system goes live. Not the terrorist crap, but morons looking for a free roller coaster ride. They'll probably have to put some sort of bio sensor inside the capsules that will stop it from moving if there's something alive inside.

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    13. Re:Man in the middle by RealGrouchy · · Score: 5, Funny

      Citizens of Washington: barrels are no more!

      Enter the age of pork-tube politics!

      - RG>

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    14. Re:Man in the middle by badran · · Score: 1

      Or just add sections to make it really difficult for someone to fit. Another solution might be to lower the temperature. Or have some very bright lights.

    15. Re:Man in the middle by Whyzzi · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and after awhile, you'd have so much ham you'd want to preserve it (so it'll keep for a long time), repackage it (so no one knows where it originated from) and then resell it as spam (profit!).

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    16. Re:Man in the middle by BlitzTech · · Score: 1

      My kingdom for some mod points...

    17. Re:Man in the middle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I think he meant replacing the said goods with something else with the same colour and similar consistency. Now, just use your imagination.

    18. Re:Man in the middle by Chemisor · · Score: 2

      > So, I mean, things like chocolate bars and apple juice, you could probably get away with.

      Judging by the examples you picked, I can guess what you have in mind, and I assure you, people will notice.

    19. Re:Man in the middle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fax me some apple juice. Let's listen to Zeppelin and eat some cheddar cheese.

    20. Re:Man in the middle by wed128 · · Score: 1

      So no using it to send lobster i guess...

    21. Re:Man in the middle by dargaud · · Score: 1

      How is that different from what the post office currently does ? EVERY package I receive has holes punched into them. And if there are things they like inside, they are missing. A scarf here from granma here, an SD card among a larger order there... Why are standard packages still made of cardboard and not reinforced with some fiber to make it impossible to 'casually' punch a hole through ?

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    22. Re:Man in the middle by Capt.DrumkenBum · · Score: 5, Funny

      Don't call me Shirley.

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    23. Re:Man in the middle by Hadlock · · Score: 2

      http://www.idlewords.com/2007/04/the_alameda-weehawken_burrito_tunnel.htm
       
      "Electronic displays in each taqueria light up in real time with orders placed on the East Coast, and within minutes a fresh burrito has been assembled, rolled in foil, marked and dropped down one of the small vertical tubes that rise like organ pipes in restaurant kitchens throughout the city."

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    24. Re:Man in the middle by Capt.DrumkenBum · · Score: 3, Funny

      So no using it to send lobster I guess...

      His name is Doctor Zoidberg to you!

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    25. Re:Man in the middle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm pretty sure he actually meant that he would replace the candy bar and juice with feces and urine, respectively.

    26. Re:Man in the middle by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      Your post office SUCKS!

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    27. Re:Man in the middle by btcoal · · Score: 0

      Don't call me Shirley.

      Please mod up

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    28. Re:Man in the middle by Hotawa+Hawk-eye · · Score: 3, Funny

      Or just let the idiots ride. If they get injured, they have to deal with the consequences. If they get hit by a capsule and die, their estates have to pay the costs of scraping them off the sides of the tubes. We go to a lot of trouble to try to thwart Darwin in modern society -- perhaps too much trouble?

    29. Re:Man in the middle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All your snack are belong to us

    30. Re:Man in the middle by shadowfaxcrx · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The trouble is that our society has decided that protecting idiots from themselves is not only the right thing to do, but legally mandated. The whole reason all those moronic warning labels are on everything (Do not drive vehicle with sunshade in place. Do not eat silicon moisture absorber in the stereo box. Do not spray water into electrical outlet.) is because somewhere, someone actually did whatever it's warning you against, and sued, and won.

      In our society a burglar who falls through a skylight can sue the homeowner and has a good chance of winning. The same will happen here. Even though everyone knows the little moron shouldn't have been there, and that our gene pool will be far better off without him polluting it with his inevitably mentally deficient offspring, his estate will still collect a lot of money over it.

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    31. Re:Man in the middle by DarthBling · · Score: 1

      Oh my head!

      I accidently read Peter Gibbons as Peter Griffin. So I read the entire conversation with Seth MacFarlene's voice talking about bread crumps.

      I was at first confused and then confoundingly impressed by depth of your post... until I realized it was Gibbons and not Griffin, then everything made sense again.

    32. Re:Man in the middle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Citizens of Washington: barrels are no more!

      Enter the age of pork-tube politics!

      "Pork tube" sounds like it should already be a euphemism for.... er, part of the female anatomy.

    33. Re:Man in the middle by RealGrouchy · · Score: 2

      "Pork tube" sounds like it should already be a euphemism for.... er, part of the female anatomy.

      Don't know what kind of "females" you've hooked up with, but the ones around here typically don't have sausages.

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    34. Re:Man in the middle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      have to put some sort of bio sensor inside the capsules that will stop it from moving if there's something alive inside.

      That'll stop the deliveries of local Japanese restaurants.

    35. Re:Man in the middle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm just waiting for them to adopt an 801.11 standard.

    36. Re:Man in the middle by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      And the spam in my living room keeps piling up.

    37. Re:Man in the middle by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      Bah, that's a tiny fraction of a cent.

      Now consider the Dallas Airport baggage-handling fiasco, and consider it writ large across the nation -- hundreds of billions just to start, paid by taxes via government to contractors with no interest in finishing quickly or well.

      If it's so profitable, use the government to open up arteries via eminent domain, but otherwise let the private sector build it.

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    38. Re:Man in the middle by shadowfaxcrx · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I thought of that. Well, actually I thought of the lobster example but yours is equally valid. You'd have to have those live goods in containers before you put them in the capsule. The container could have an RFID that tells the capsule that the life form inside is supposed to be in there. It would also probably be fairly trivial to limit the bio detection to mammals only - - a lobster or a live fish is not going to have the same temperature readings as a person. Then further limit the biodetection to something weighing more than whatever the average toddler weighs and you'd even be able to transport squirrels and possums to the local southern restaurant ;)

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    39. Re:Man in the middle by rts008 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Who would be suspicious of the box of Fudgepackers Browneye Chocolate Bar®, and a crate sent from Golden Showers Apple Orchard 100% Natural Organic Apple Juice®?

      Where is your marketing sense of adventure?

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    40. Re:Man in the middle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you've ever seen the "Re-Burger" scene from "Yes Men"....this is hilarious.

    41. Re:Man in the middle by Phoenix666 · · Score: 1

      Sounds like the Chinese postal service.

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    42. Re:Man in the middle by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      The thing about the estate won't work. Idiots who would do things like this generally aren't the kind of people who have large bank accounts or significant assets, they're usually people who are broke and living paycheck-to-paycheck. So every time they fouled up the system, it'd cost tens or hundreds of thousands not only in clean-up costs, but in other costs (lost business, etc.), and there'd be absolutely no way to recover that money from the estate of the idiot.

      Letting morons die from their stupidity makes more sense in other scenarios, such as train crossings, where it's unlikely anyone else will be hurt and their actions actually won't stop service, but not here. (Unfortunately, these days, trains do stop every time they hit some moron trying to "beat the train", but it's only because they're legally required to, not because their car actually physically impedes the train in any way. A big cow-catcher on the front of a train would easily push aside any passenger vehicle.) It is too bad that trains are required to stop for these people. Instead, in our society, we blame the train company, and allow the moron (or their family) to sue the train company (yes, this really happens).

    43. Re:Man in the middle by timkar · · Score: 1

      Letting morons die from their stupidity makes more sense in other scenarios, such as train crossings, where it's unlikely anyone else will be hurt

      Train engineers who've witnessed this up close would disagree with you.

    44. Re:Man in the middle by scot4875 · · Score: 1

      While I agree with the rest of what you had to say,

      In our society a burglar who falls through a skylight can sue the homeowner and has a good chance of winning.

      Bullshit. Show a single case where something even remotely comparable to this happened.

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    45. Re:Man in the middle by TheLink · · Score: 2

      Yeah maybe he should have used "Bud Light" as an example?

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    46. Re:Man in the middle by shadowfaxcrx · · Score: 2

      http://www.law.berkeley.edu/faculty/sugarmans/Wendy%20TortStoryFinal%20ii.doc

      I recommend starting on page 12. The stuff leading up to that is lengthy discussion that doesn't really talk about the relevant case, Bodine v. Enterprise High School

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    47. Re:Man in the middle by JohnRoss1968 · · Score: 1

      Golden Showers Apple Juice. LOL
      NO WANT

    48. Re:Man in the middle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      typical government incompitence.

    49. Re:Man in the middle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Erm, that joke doesn't actually work when it's written down.

    50. Re:Man in the middle by cduffy · · Score: 1

      Serious question: Why didn't the private sector bring us the interstate highway system? Would we be in a better or worse situation right now if it had?

    51. Re:Man in the middle by TheKidWho · · Score: 1

      No, but they do have receptacles for sausages. Hence a Pork Tube.

    52. Re:Man in the middle by hairyfish · · Score: 1

      Why is this a problem? If it can safely transport humans and it takes you where you need to go, why not?

  2. Re:Bush was right after all by Sonny+Yatsen · · Score: 5, Informative

    That was Ted Stevens, not George W. Bush.

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  3. Sounds likes Denver airports luggage system by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Yeah, that worked real well.

    And what happens when a capsule full of something like corn syrup breaks?

    1. Re:Sounds likes Denver airports luggage system by gfreeman · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Same as if a router goes down. Cannisters/data is rerouted, send in an engineer to fix the problem.

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    2. Re:Sounds likes Denver airports luggage system by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yes, but think about collisions!

    3. Re:Sounds likes Denver airports luggage system by countSudoku() · · Score: 1

      what happens when a capsule full of something like corn syrup breaks?

      I don't know, call it Corn Sugar and look in the other direction?

      How about send in some carbonated water and cola flavoring and let the soda blow out the "tubes!" Free soda day! Everybody wins, except the tube cleaning bots.

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    4. Re:Sounds likes Denver airports luggage system by Hatta · · Score: 2

      Dropping packages is a significantly worse failure mode than dropping packets.

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    5. Re:Sounds likes Denver airports luggage system by caluml · · Score: 1

      This is how I think mass transit should be.
      Small pods, directed along fixed tubes to a specified destination.
      Not sure about the propulsion method - I've thought that pressurised air might be the way to go.

    6. Re:Sounds likes Denver airports luggage system by oldspewey · · Score: 3, Informative

      Never mind corn syrup, what if somebody starts sending spam?

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    7. Re:Sounds likes Denver airports luggage system by British · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Actually, you have a good idea.

      We have a nationwide electricity grid, sending much-needed electrons everywhere.

      Why don't we do the same for water? It can be even not-so-clean water & the treatment can be left to the last mile to deal with. Floods in one area? Drought in another? Let them work together to solve the problem. A nationwide water grid would be interesting. Surely it's already implemented to lesser extents somewhere in the world.

    8. Re:Sounds likes Denver airports luggage system by phyrexianshaw.ca · · Score: 2

      guess that depends on the packets.

      the sms message sent to 911 asking for help: I'd assume to be one that would REALLY suck if it were to get dropped. even though the MS MAY be able to resend it at a later time, it could still make the difference between life and death.

    9. Re:Sounds likes Denver airports luggage system by Desler · · Score: 1

      And what happens when a capsule full of something like corn syrup breaks?

      I'm sorry but you seem to be using outdated technology. It is now referred to as "corn sugar".

    10. Re:Sounds likes Denver airports luggage system by natehoy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Same thing as what happens today when a truck hits a large bump and smashes a few cases of corn syrup, or someone at a factory or distribution center drops a couple of cases, or they slide off a conveyor, etc etc. Shipping damage happens no matter what the transport method.

      The containers would no doubt be sealed, so any sticky gooeyness would be discovered after the tube is removed from the system.

      Collisions are less likely than with a truck, because the cargo tubes are not independently powered and independently operated, there's a central computer managing traffic routing. Trains don't collide all that often any more, and most train accidents are some asshole in a car who tried to beat the gate so he didn't have to wait 5 minutes for the train to pass. A tube network would not have that problem - all traffic anywhere in or around the network would be under the control of the computer grid running it.

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    11. Re:Sounds likes Denver airports luggage system by drinkypoo · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Ugh this has been discussed to death, it's called Personal Rapid Transit. The only potentially cost-effective way to build it is as a monorail. Replacing roads with it is expensive, but it's actually cheaper for a given capacity than a road on basically any terrain but salt flats (where you just dump some gravel along the borders and call it a road.)

      It would be great to do the whole thing as a vac/pneumatic system, but then you have to massively increase the price of the track. The most credible solutions suggested so far involve an electric car which is powerful enough to push another car so that if one should break down, the next one can shove it along to a siding.

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    12. Re:Sounds likes Denver airports luggage system by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      The mechanism for moving very large amounts of water from one place to another is called a river and it only works down hill. It's quite expensive to run high-tension power lines and they're nothing compared to a credible pipeline complete with the pumps.

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    13. Re:Sounds likes Denver airports luggage system by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Monorail is bound to be cheaper. It should be half the price of normal rail, which uses two rails.

    14. Re:Sounds likes Denver airports luggage system by Smauler · · Score: 1

      I'm a truck driver, and one of the biggest perks of my current job is that I deliver tyres. They're unbreakable, and they won't fuck up the back of your truck if they fall over. Occasionally I deliver car and truck batteries though... I drive a bit slower with them on board. Nothing like tonnes of acid a few feet behind your head to keep you honest on the road.

      The biggest problem with any mass transit system is that you've got to get the infrastructure there. Then you've got to load into trucks at either end to actually get the goods where they're meant to be going. It sucks, but it's difficult to do logistically. The versatility of a fleet of trucks is incomparible...

    15. Re:Sounds likes Denver airports luggage system by Trinn · · Score: 1

      I think this is to be considered more a replacement to train and long-haul truck routes rather than local truck delivery, but I could be wrong

    16. Re:Sounds likes Denver airports luggage system by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 2

      Collisions are less likely than with a truck, because the cargo tubes are not independently powered and independently operated, there's a central computer managing traffic routing.

      They're also virtually impossible inside the tubes due to the physics of the situation. Pistons blown through cylinders by air have an inherent buffer of air between them. If something stops one, the air between it and any following it compresses and decelerates the follower. Worst case is a slightly leaky stuck cylinder letting a second one ease up against it - to continue on as a double load.

      If the tube is used two-way, it has to be cleared before reversing. If it's not, any capsules forgotten and left midway in the tube will just be blown back the other way.

      Different story at the terminal, of course, where exhaust venting lets capsules pile into each other (in a reasonably gentle and controlled fashion) and stack up.

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    17. Re:Sounds likes Denver airports luggage system by Grishnakh · · Score: 2

      From what I've read, the Denver Airport luggage system could have worked fabulously well. The problem was the morons working there constantly did things to screw it up, either through incompetence, or sabotage (because it requires far fewer people to operate than a regular airport's mostly-manual system). Because of all the morons, the system was deactivated and abandoned. Technically, it was a great system.

      It's basically the same reason unionized American auto plants have been a disaster, and auto companies have been moving production to other countries where there are no unions. Interestingly, many foreign automakers (like Honda and BMW) have opened up auto factories in the USA, but in states and locations with no unions, and those factories have been marvels of efficiency, totally unlike the unionized American plants.

    18. Re:Sounds likes Denver airports luggage system by natehoy · · Score: 2

      Well, actually, they are talking about using linear induction, not vacuum/pressure. However, the argument still holds partly at least.

      A direct collision is still possible if you hire programmers as incompetent as Denver's (though not if you hire programmers like those responsible for the other 99% of similar projects like most major train systems).

      However, two capsules headed directly at each other would be significantly slowed by the increase in air pressure between them as they approach, assuming the capsules both come close to filling the tube. The resulting collision would be at well-below peak speeds.

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    19. Re:Sounds likes Denver airports luggage system by caluml · · Score: 1
      Well, I quite often think about problems, come up with solutions, and only later find out that they've already been done. CVT is another thing I "invented". Trouble is again I was beaten to it:

      Leonardo da Vinci, in 1490, conceptualized a stepless continuously variable transmission

      At least it validates that I'm solving problems logically in ways that other people solve them.

  4. Re:Bush was right after all by The-Pheon · · Score: 4, Informative

    ... so it's like a series of tubes, right?

    Ted Stevens (R-Alaska) said that, not Bush.

  5. We are going to need new acronyms by paiute · · Score: 5, Funny

    DDOS = distributed denial of snacks

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    1. Re:We are going to need new acronyms by masman · · Score: 3, Funny

      DDOS = Distributed Delivery of Snakes

    2. Re:We are going to need new acronyms by arivanov · · Score: 1

      Damn, beat me to it.

      Otherwise it is not a bad idea if it has a "automated load onto cart" option where at the end of an established tube it loads itself onto a well padded cart and continues at 10mph in the bicycle lane until it gets to its destination. 60mph initially for city to city transit, then for trunk distribution and fallback to good old road for the last mile. Just like the internet, where most households do not have fiber and have to live with a "lovely" copper or cable tail. If it is well padded at 10mph even if its guidance and street navigation fails it is still relatively safe for other road users. It also is not in any particular hurry so it can take very conservative decisions regarding road crossings and traffic lights.

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    3. Re:We are going to need new acronyms by tenco · · Score: 1

      DDOS = Distributive Delivery of Spam

    4. Re:We are going to need new acronyms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get that MotherF***ing snake off my MotherF***ing DDOS domain.

    5. Re:We are going to need new acronyms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Instead of sandwich, container contained live vipers.

      Would not buy from again.

  6. Logistic issues I see: by mlts · · Score: 5, Insightful

    1: Getting right of way to drill the holes needed for that stuff.
    2: Maintaining it. It sounds like if the induction motors break down, fixing those would be a PITA.
    3: Unsticking the cargo if it gets jammed somewhere.
    4: How many of these can travel through the tube network at a time? If the induction motors can't handle that many, it might not be as efficient as the company touts.
    5: Security of cargo. I'm sure there will be people who would love to divert things to their end.
    6: Transients climbing in the tubes, and cleaning the messes up if they get struck. If a bum dies in the tunnel, does the company get sued for wrongful death?
    7: Plans for power outages.

    There are a number of basic logistical concerns. It would be nice to have a freight tunnel system, but it is fraught with a number of issues.

    1. Re:Logistic issues I see: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1: Getting right of way to drill the holes needed for that stuff.
      2: Maintaining it. It sounds like if the induction motors break down, fixing those would be a PITA.
      3: Unsticking the cargo if it gets jammed somewhere.
      4: How many of these can travel through the tube network at a time? If the induction motors can't handle that many, it might not be as efficient as the company touts.
      5: Security of cargo. I'm sure there will be people who would love to divert things to their end.
      6: Transients climbing in the tubes, and cleaning the messes up if they get struck. If a bum dies in the tunnel, does the company get sued for wrongful death?
      7: Plans for power outages.

      There are a number of basic logistical concerns. It would be nice to have a freight tunnel system, but it is fraught with a number of issues.

      Re: #6: Replace "transient" with "child" for even more outrage power!
      Re: #7: Power infrastructure required, and who pays for the actual power.

      8: If the canister travels through different networks, and ArcherDanielsComcast thinks it hasn't been paid enough for transit, what happens to a "dropped" capsule?
      9: Earthquakes. Because Japan will want this.
      10: Military applications: If you can ship food, why not weapons?
      11: Terrorism applications: For that matter, why not bombs?
      12: Legal issues: What if someone ships illegal cargo, like heroin? Endangered species? Illegal immigrants?

      Some things are better kept, literally, above ground.

    2. Re:Logistic issues I see: by samkass · · Score: 1

      Besides, the software would be prohibitively expensive. See the Denver International Airport's automated bag handling system, which has long-since been abandoned.

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    3. Re:Logistic issues I see: by Bobakitoo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      All these consern apply for surface road, bridge and tunel. I am sure these were evocated when the automobile became widely used.

      In fact, forget the underground tube. Just lay them on the street. And make them larger so they can carry 2 to 4 person. These are the self driving car we been waiting for. Safer then flying cars. No more trafic jam. No more road deicing and thier awful effect on the environement. Tubes are the road of the future.

    4. Re:Logistic issues I see: by VatuLevu · · Score: 0

      10: Military applications: If you can ship food, why not weapons? 11: Terrorism applications: For that matter, why not bombs?

      That was my first thought, I suppose the company would have security at the loading points, but what about the destination and anywhere in between?

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    5. Re:Logistic issues I see: by dkleinsc · · Score: 3, Insightful

      There are other reliability issues too:
      1. Every network system I'm aware of relies on being able to duplicate packets at virtually no cost. Obviously, a physical packet can't be duplicated like that.
      2. Dropped packets in an electronic system aren't a problem. In a physical system, it leaves a pile of crap.

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    6. Re:Logistic issues I see: by MozeeToby · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There are similar issues with relying on Semis to ship goods

      1: Getting right of way to expand or build new roads
      2: Wear and tear on publicly owned roads
      3: Traffic accidents killing innocent bystanders
      4: Massive inefficiencies at every level, even in the best conditions
      5: Security of cargo is still an issue
      6: Plans for storms, road outages, construction
      7: Cost of an estimated 10 million semi drivers in the US alone

      Basically, there are logistical issues that are similarly difficult to overcome with one of the systems that is currently commonly used.

    7. Re:Logistic issues I see: by datapharmer · · Score: 2

      1. Use the "drill baby drill" process (hire the oil companies, they are good at getting these rights.)
      2. Induction... psshhhhh. that's no problem, we're going to keep a vacuum cleaner nearby to pull them out all pneumatic tube 1800s style.
      3. see 2
      4. as many as you can fit end to end. If you need to squeeze in more you can try compression, but tar might make the food taste funny
      5. This is simple to solve by using "quantum" type security. Don't try to prevent theft, just make sure you know when it happens by placing a few poisoned cans through the tubes. If someone takes the wrong ones it should be easy to figure out who the culprit was.
      6. This is a two part solution: a. meat grinder, b. irobot scooba
      7. make sure the containers float, flood them out.

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    8. Re:Logistic issues I see: by mdielmann · · Score: 1

      Tubes are the road of the future.

      As seen on Futurama!

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    9. Re:Logistic issues I see: by gfreeman · · Score: 4, Informative

      1: Getting right of way to drill the holes needed for that stuff.

      Similar to problems laying fiber right now. Next time a road is dug up to repair something, stick in a foodtube as well. Eventually a network will start to take shape - it may take a couple of decades, but at minimal disruption and cost.

      2: Maintaining it. It sounds like if the induction motors break down, fixing those would be a PITA.

      Have service cannisters using onboard power that can push the broken cannister to the next service chute.

      3: Unsticking the cargo if it gets jammed somewhere.

      See above.

      4: How many of these can travel through the tube network at a time? If the induction motors can't handle that many, it might not be as efficient as the company touts.

      Depends on the length of each link, and how far apart the service depots are.

      5: Security of cargo. I'm sure there will be people who would love to divert things to their end.

      That's something that already happens in real life with trucks, and especially the internet. It's an inherent problem whichever way you choose to distribute things.

      6: Transients climbing in the tubes, and cleaning the messes up if they get struck. If a bum dies in the tunnel, does the company get sued for wrongful death?

      I'd have thought the tubes would be sealed, the only entrance/exits being at the service depots. If a bum breaks into a power station and gets electrocuted, does the power company get sued?

      7: Plans for power outages.

      IP networks are subject to those too. Some small UPS at each depot to ensure that cannisters get to a depot in the event of a power outage, rather than get stuck in tunnels.

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    10. Re:Logistic issues I see: by i+kan+reed · · Score: 2

      I'd like to point out that these are all either problems faced with city water systems, the internet, or traditional shipping. People tend to be pretty miffed if a water line bursts, their ISP loses power, or a UPS truck is totaled with their fragile package on board. The reality is people tend to survive these sorts of failures becomes it's not actually deadly to go without water for 2 hours. Your grocery parcel can probably wait a day without you starving.

    11. Re:Logistic issues I see: by Bobakitoo · · Score: 2

      After some research it turn out that once again, old idea is new again. Sorry for the double post.

    12. Re:Logistic issues I see: by jemenake · · Score: 1

      About 6-7 years ago, it struck me that, if we had some kind of local and interstate above-ground monorail system that we could attach cars/pods to, it would solve make a lot of things a lot easier. Since everything's on a rail system controlled by a central computer, the occupants don't even need to be able to drive (or even be people at all... ), so you could have your rail-enabled car drop your kid off at school, or deliver your golf-clubs to your friend's house... 8 hours away. Any time you want to take a trip across the country, get on the monorail, punch in the destination, and take a nap, get drunk, screw, whatever.

      Granted, it's a pie-in-the-sky wish, but it seems to have more payoff (people would be able to ride it, and you wouldn't be as limited in the form-factor of devices that could run on it, since stuff doesn't have to snugly fit the tube) and less implementation hassle (I presume that erecting suspended stuff is cheaper than digging trenches for tunnels, you wouldn't have as many right-of-way problems since you could build the monorail over existing highways and streets, it might be easier to keep bums and kids from accessing a suspended track than a tunnel, and it's easier to maintain).

      So, the tunnel idea just seems kinda like "Hey, let's do it in a harder way that has less utility".

    13. Re:Logistic issues I see: by houstonbofh · · Score: 2

      8. Cities like New Orleans, Houston, most of Florida, and keeping the underground tubes free of water.

    14. Re:Logistic issues I see: by Ceriel+Nosforit · · Score: 1

      3: Unsticking the cargo if it gets jammed somewhere.

      A man with a van and a turbo-pump shows up.

      There are a number of basic logistical concerns.

      The bet is $15 million that they can solve what a slashdotter can't in one post.

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    15. Re:Logistic issues I see: by Bytesahoy · · Score: 1

      #4 - Depends on how much sandwidth it would have.

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    16. Re:Logistic issues I see: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interestingly enough, we solved those already.

    17. Re:Logistic issues I see: by mlts · · Score: 1

      A ROW for fiber is a lot easier than a tube which has a relatively large diameter, and can interfere with other things. It isn't hard to route a fiber conduit around a large sewage tunnel; it is hard to do the same with a freight tunnel.

      If I read the TFA correctly, the tunnel powers the induction motors which are stationary, making the cargo more of a passive item to be moved, so a dead induction motor means that everything at that junction will end up with problems going through there.

      As for the person who gets rendered (rendering along the lines of food processing, not CPU processing) in the tubes, there isn't any court precedent set. Subways, it is understandable who loses, same with power plants. However until the courts have had cases where the tube owner is found not culpable because Mr. Splatterbottom decided to crash out inside after a drinking binge, this is still iffish and a good attorney might find some excuse to get the judge to find for the plaintiff. I'm sure the tunnels will have entrances at the depots, but there are also access hatches for servicing, which unless securely locked down, someone will find their way in who shouldn't belong there.

    18. Re:Logistic issues I see: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is a difference if a truck on the road breaks down you tow it away. If one of these breaks down you have to dig it up most likely disrupting other systems and services in the process. The postal service had something like this in Washington D.C. It was a disaster because of how often the canisters got stuck.

    19. Re:Logistic issues I see: by aarenz · · Score: 2

      OK, if they are going to do that, why not just make them a bit larger and then we can get to work without driving a car. Lay down in the capsule and get routed to work.

      The price for this would be huge. If that made any sense at all we would all have beer tubes and fiber connections for communication already into our houses through underground utility ducts.

    20. Re:Logistic issues I see: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is why they have logistics experts and are planning to build a test circuit. Did you not even read the summary?

      I can see it now: "Research proposal abandoned because guy on slashdot said it 'might not work'"

    21. Re:Logistic issues I see: by jack2000 · · Score: 1

      The software? You are kidding right? The software is almost free!

    22. Re:Logistic issues I see: by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      No, we just solved them well enough to work most of the time, and accepted that having people die on the roads was justified by the practical and economic advantages of cheap transport.

    23. Re:Logistic issues I see: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree, there are a lot of things that don't make sense. A high speed electric rail system would probably yield similar efficiencies, but have a much wider array of loads.

    24. Re:Logistic issues I see: by WarwickRyan · · Score: 2

      1. We can do it for sewer/subways, so we can do it for this.
      2. ...and trucks, roads etc don't neet maintence?
      3. ...unsticking trucks when they get stuck on bridges / ontop of passanger cars.
      4. ...have you ever been on the M25 (or insert-name-of-big-highway) on a Friday afternoon?
      5. ...you think it'll be worse than shoplifting / 'falling off the back of a lorry'?
      6. ...and this is worse than road deaths / train deaths right now?
      7. Fuel strikes?

      Sure, you've raised some valid points, but you've completely omitted any mention of perspective. What's important is how such a system would compare in relation to the alternatives... and from where I'm standing, it certainly sounds like it's an idea worth investigating.

    25. Re:Logistic issues I see: by damburger · · Score: 1

      How do you think cargo containers were invented? A sudden need around the 1940s for the US to have a universal shipping system, and they weren't sending flowers over to Europe and Asia.

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    26. Re:Logistic issues I see: by imakemusic · · Score: 5, Funny

      8. Spam. Cans and cans of the stuff. Flowing into your house.

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    27. Re:Logistic issues I see: by SuricouRaven · · Score: 2

      Depo? I was thinking more storage tunnel. A dead-end extension which exists to get rid of packages that can't be delivered because, eg, their recieving end malfunctioned mid-journey, or to clear the tubes for an emergency priority package (Possibly 'the hospital needs a new bag of rare blood / antivenom' or, more cynically, 'Were out of bagles here, losing $180 an hour in sales!'). They can be resent once the repairs are made or tubes cleared, or manually reassigned to an alternate destination.

    28. Re:Logistic issues I see: by damburger · · Score: 1

      Very different; Basically because airline passengers tend to be fairly opposed to containerization.

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    29. Re:Logistic issues I see: by surgen · · Score: 1

      I wont say this is a "solved" problem, but we do have sufficient workarounds in place. The NYC subway system would flood (IIRC in less than a week) if they weren't constantly working to keep the water out.

    30. Re:Logistic issues I see: by blair1q · · Score: 1

      1. trivial for experienced right-of-way obtainers. any telco or cable company is lousy with them.
      2. there's nothing simpler than a modular design for a linear induction motor and a re-place-before-repair policy (why does slashdot still have a problem with the word spelled "r-e-p-l-a-c-e"?).
      3. so build it so it can't get jammed.
      4. any segment of the motor that's 2 meters long has to be able to handle a 2-meter container, so the system could be completely full and still work.
      5. the containers will have to have some identification, the system will have to be in control of routing, the containers could have active transponders. if one goes to a place it's not scheduled for, send in the cops.
      6. lock the hatches.
      7. power outages will be a thing of the past if we ever get a smart grid.

      your concerns are very basic. to the point that i doubt anyone actually involved in the project is still saddled with them.

    31. Re:Logistic issues I see: by blair1q · · Score: 1

      I could write the software for this in a weekend. Oh, wait, i mean, in three years with a team of fifty (reaches for project proposal).

    32. Re:Logistic issues I see: by oldspewey · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Just give it 10 years - airline passengers will be stripped naked and individually sealed inside blast-proof containers for the duration of the flight.

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    33. Re:Logistic issues I see: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do forget UPS and Fed Ex lobbying and killing this before it even starts.

    34. Re:Logistic issues I see: by blair1q · · Score: 1

      this isn't a network system. it's a physical distribution system. physical routing in a private network doesn't have issues of noise, and won't deal with collision by dropping the packet and requesting the sender repeat it at a later time. it will enqueue the objects and wait until there is bandwidth available, then send them. you can't "drop packets" and lose the contents forever here. if something happens to the routing, you just find the original packet and route it properly. all this takes is a network management system that's capable of identifying and locating every container at all times and reporting that to the routing center; something you'll implement for the sake of basic security anyway. the container may get there later than originally scheduled, but it's not like food has to be delivered in any particular order.

    35. Re:Logistic issues I see: by MartinSchou · · Score: 1

      Why is it that any kind of new system must always be instantly usable and deployable anywhere?

      People don't complain about igloos in Florida, because it's obviously a bad idea, but no one would go as far as to say that igloos are doomed, because they won't work in Florida.

    36. Re:Logistic issues I see: by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 1

      Logistics? Pfft, here's all the logic you need. From the summary:

      The group [...] wants £15 million to [...] test [...] the scheme

      Sounds like a fun gig, if you can get it.

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    37. Re:Logistic issues I see: by blair1q · · Score: 1

      all reasonable answers except for "small UPS". this isn't an information network. Shoving 2 meters of Spam® brand luncheon meat to the Piggly Wiggly will use more electricty per second than your company's network uses in a week. Power outages will mean total downtime, so the plan for dealing with that will have to be a significant portion of the development process. And, as I said previously, should included inducing local utilities to install a smart-grid power routing system to reduce the possibility of a power outage to infinitesimal.

    38. Re:Logistic issues I see: by damburger · · Score: 1

      Jesus, wtf are you thinking? What if someone in the TSA or equivalent is reading /.?

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    39. Re:Logistic issues I see: by khallow · · Score: 1

      No, we just solved them well enough

      And that's the problem. We've already solved the problem well enough.

    40. Re:Logistic issues I see: by gfreeman · · Score: 1

      Then may I propose a deployable fleet of robohamsters and their wheels to provide locomotion and/or power when needed. The only flaw in that idea is how to get the inordinate amounts of hamster food to where it needs to be.

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    41. Re:Logistic issues I see: by d-ude · · Score: 1

      I guess /dev/null will finally be a real place.

    42. Re:Logistic issues I see: by couchslug · · Score: 1

      The idea is fraught with "not being well thought out".

      Boring thousands of miles of rather large holes through drinking water aquifers comes to mind as a potential Bad Fucking Idea.

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    43. Re:Logistic issues I see: by autocracy · · Score: 1

      You sir, would never have built a subway system.

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    44. Re:Logistic issues I see: by dadioflex · · Score: 1

      Jesus, wtf are you thinking? What if someone in the TSA or equivalent is reading /.?

      Given it's rapid expansion in recent years, it's almost inconceivable that someone from the TSA isn't reading this.

    45. Re:Logistic issues I see: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Basically, there are logistical issues that are similarly difficult to overcome with one of the systems that is currently commonly used.

      Sorry, but you simply cannot compare a theoretical replacement on equal terms with an existing system; the proposed new system must be significantly better than the system it replaces.

      In other words: If the proposal has equal the same downsides as the original, then the proposal fails.

    46. Re:Logistic issues I see: by lgw · · Score: 1

      You forgot "sedated".

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    47. Re:Logistic issues I see: by lgw · · Score: 2

      Cargo shipped by train is already quite efficient, and the infrastructure is already in place. It's surprising how often people try to re-invent trains.

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    48. Re:Logistic issues I see: by 19thNervousBreakdown · · Score: 1

      Other than the stripped naked part which seems unnecessary if you're in a blast-proof container, I'd be all for it. They could load the planes far more, if you can't bomb your way out they don't have to search you as much, end result is air travel should (in theory) get cheaper.

      Of course there's no such thing as blast-proof, only blast-resistant, and once you get past the resistance it stops being a container and starts being shrapnel. I guess the trick would be to make it blast-resistant enough that you can't fit enough explosives in there to blow it up.

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    49. Re:Logistic issues I see: by Dexter+Herbivore · · Score: 1

      Goddam it... you're being way too logical about an awesome plan for unified snack distribution!

    50. Re:Logistic issues I see: by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Few things in the world are harder than installing a good system to replace a good-enough system.

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    51. Re:Logistic issues I see: by oldspewey · · Score: 1

      I also forgot "lovingly smeared with peanut butter and jelly" but I didn't think /. was quite ready to hear that part yet.

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    52. Re:Logistic issues I see: by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Oddly enough, I don't think that either of these has much lobbying influence in the UK...

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    53. Re:Logistic issues I see: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The tubes don't have motors, they work by induction motors and it would take several to brake down before the momentum wasn't enough to carry it on to a working one. It could be calculated how far the capsule would travel without any power and from this a self-powered capsule could be deployed at these intervals and be able to push stalled capsules onto a working induction motor. The self-powered one could then be rerouted back to its port and that part of the network flagged as inoperable and other traffic rerouted. Thinking about it you don't even need to have one with-in the calculated distance, just close enough that the self-powering capsule can reach it and make it to an other charging point without running out of energy.

    54. Re:Logistic issues I see: by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      Use tubes 1 way each (you'll want that eventually when loads and distances make both way use prohibitive even with great software switching). Divided placement with an access gangway big enough to run at least a small electric cart down running between them, and a two person crew clears blockages. Designed right, You still get the reliability advantages of being able to switch tubes when the loads are running more one direction than the other and funnel everything one way for a time, parking empty capsules until load is light to return them, and using one tunnel in bi-directional mode while the other one is being cleared/serviced. Once you get high enough throughput need, a single access-way could be servicing 4, 6, or more tubes, so it actually scales up well.

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    55. Re:Logistic issues I see: by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      and how to get the inordinate amount of hamster waste back to where it needs to be. Forget robohamsters, I propose Giant Space Hamsters. Woolly Rupert for the win.

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    56. Re:Logistic issues I see: by FunkSoulBrother · · Score: 1

      I sedate myself with Xanax to go on the plane, I would love if I didn't have to refill my Rx every time I fly.

    57. Re:Logistic issues I see: by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      To add to that; Railroads came up with pretty damned reliable solutions about a full century ago for using a conduit that has to intermittently carry traffic both ways on a flexible schedule and not having traffic collide. They had somewhat sloppy solutions that still allowed them to run at a profit well before the US civil war - Casey Jones was an exception, not a rule. Given the current society, this system needs to start out where the railroads were in the 1910's or the airlines in the 1940's. Rail also got storing empty 'pods' in some sort of holding area and sending them back at optimal times down pat, earlier than that, say 125 years ago. Some of you are treating this idea like it was quantum rocket surgery being attempted by the schoolboys cast away in Lord of the Flies.

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    58. Re:Logistic issues I see: by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      DASA = Distributed Arrival of Spam Attack.
      DASAWPR = Distributed Arrival of Spam Attack With Pineapple Rings.

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    59. Re:Logistic issues I see: by khallow · · Score: 1

      Few things in the world are harder than installing a good system to replace a good-enough system.

      It's not that it's harder, it's return on investment. The better system has to be better enough to justify the replacement cost. And no offense, but I don't see this system, whether it duplicates rail, road, or both as being better. Currently, to provide freight access to new construction, you just need a road, which would be built anyway, to provide access for people who work or shop there. With the underground supply system, you need a tunnel dug and a connection made to the system. That adds a cost to every building that is made. So in addition to the massive overhead of creating the system in the first place, we also add considerable cost overhead to every bit of commercial and industrial real estate that connects to this system.

    60. Re:Logistic issues I see: by winwar · · Score: 1

      "Similar to problems laying fiber right now. Next time a road is dug up to repair something, stick in a foodtube as well. Eventually a network will start to take shape - it may take a couple of decades, but at minimal disruption and cost."

      No, it's not remotely similar to laying fiber now. First, you actually expect to get a return on the investment from the fiber in the near future. Second, these tubes are over a meter in diameter. Think major sewer installation project, not minor fiber trenching. Massive cost and disruption as you have to avoid or relocate existing utilities, tear up and repair existing roads and reroute traffic.

      There is a reason that trucks have taken over for trains in most cases. They are much more flexible. That may change in the future. But this is not better than a train at the present.

    61. Re:Logistic issues I see: by dacarr · · Score: 1

      Yes, but just think! Now we can put physical stuff in a series of tubes!

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    62. Re:Logistic issues I see: by winwar · · Score: 1

      "Some of you are treating this idea like it was quantum rocket surgery being attempted by the schoolboys cast away in Lord of the Flies."

      But what does this solve that wasn't already solved by the railroads? And taken over by trucks? And none of that was really planned.

      That is the rocket surgery part. Our transportation system was not planned ahead of time. Any planning was pretty much done after the fact. At best we guide how the technology is used rather than decide on the best use of technology or even which technology will be used.

    63. Re:Logistic issues I see: by Grishnakh · · Score: 2

      The problem with trains is that they're good for shipping huge quantities of goods to points along a line, and are much more efficient the farther between stops they go. Because of this, they're good for shipping between far-apart cities.

      However, they're not as efficient as boats, so it's actually more efficient to ship goods by boat from California to New York (through the Panama Canal) than across the continent by train.

      The other problem trains have is getting the goods from the terminal to where they're needed (e.g., shopping malls and grocery stores). Trucks are needed for this, although containerization has helped a great deal.

      It seems to me that this crazy tube idea would make a nice replacement for local trucking: build lots of these tubes in a metro area, and use them for transporting goods within the city, eliminating lots of local trucking. Standardized cargo containers (made for the tubes) could be shipped by train from far-away locations, then loaded into the tube system when at the city's train terminal and automatically shipped to their final destinations. Tube terminals could be installed at every major business or group of businesses: supermarkets, shopping malls, big-box stores, strip malls, etc.

      But for inter-city transport, I don't see how it'd be any better than trains. It wouldn't be much faster (except that there'd be less latency in waiting for a train), and it'd certainly cost much, much more to build underground pipes for hundreds of miles than to build (or use existing) railroad tracks on top of the ground.

    64. Re:Logistic issues I see: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      7: Plans for power outages.

      well, you can't exactly buy food when the power's out at your local supermarket, can't you? smaller shops might write it down then re-scan it later, but something even remotely big, no way

    65. Re:Logistic issues I see: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Directional boring and microtunneling means Right of Way isn't an insurmountable problem. I'd me more concerned about the energy cost of creating and maintaining the tunnels vs the energy saved.

    66. Re:Logistic issues I see: by lgw · · Score: 1

      Keep in mind that most shipped tons are early in the manufacturing process - shipping ore and steel and fuel to refineries and mills and factories. The manufactured good that eventually make to to a place not on a rail line are just the last step in the process, and much of the initial mass has been discarded by that point.

      The crazy tube idea makes no sense at all for those early steps (where the cargo is effectively circuit-switched, with rail lines or canals built permanently form point to point). UPS and FedEx already think a lot about the efficiency of shipping between their hubs, and I doubt you could replace the trucks used for the last mile.

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    67. Re:Logistic issues I see: by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Yes, I agree that the crazy tube idea is no replacement for trains hauling coal, oil, steel, ores, etc. The existing trains already do this quite well, and in much larger shipping units than the 6-foot-long containers proposed here.

      However, I do think there's room to replace things like cargo trucks with something more automated. This idea isn't new either: SkyTran has already been proposed as a way of removing most commuting traffic from roads and replacing it with small, automated, 2-person cars on elevated maglev rails. Face it: roads are dangerous. Upwards of 50,000 Americans die in traffic accidents every year. Taking vehicles (whether passenger cars, delivery trucks, or tractor-trailers) off the roads and moving either cargo and/or passengers to automated transit systems would certainly decrease this number greatly.

      On top of that, road-going vehicles are ridiculously inefficient. There's a reason trains use steel wheels on steel tracks, instead of inflated rubber wheels on asphalt. We only use this because cornering and braking require friction, which is the enemy of fuel efficiency.

      Replacing fleets of delivery trucks, which have to contend with heavy traffic and each need a dedicated driver, with a fully automated system would surely be far more efficient, once the capital costs are made up for. That's the main obstacle, but road-going vehicles have a bit of an unfair advantage there in that roads are already in place and paid for with taxpayer dollars, and don't charge for usage.

      Of course, replacing FedEx and UPS delivery trucks to residences probably won't happen, since it's unlikely to ever be economical to build crazy-tube terminals to every home and apartment (maybe one per apartment complex however, but that still doesn't help the hundreds of millions living in houses). But many, many deliveries are to businesses, rather than residences, and it'd be economical to install crazy-tube terminals at many businesses, whether ones large enough to have their own (big-box stores), or ones clustered together which can share a terminal (shopping malls, strip malls, etc.). Just imagine how much shipping companies could save on driver wages by not having to pay people to drive stuff to half their destinations. In the USA, with the high wages drivers get, that amounts to quite a lot. (Obviously, in 3rd-world countries, this isn't so much of a factor since labor is cheap.)

    68. Re:Logistic issues I see: by evilviper · · Score: 1

      What's important is how such a system would compare in relation to the alternatives...

      Okay. The alternative is that anyone can invest $5,000 in a used truck and become a delivery service that will be more secure, reliable, and capable of all kinds of special handling. Even now, newspapers are dropped on your doorstep for pennies, and supermarkets are offering to deliver groceries for free. It cost 50 cents to get a pair of DVDs delivered from you door to the door of anyone, anywhere in the country. Some years ago, many people were getting bottles of milk delivered to their door for a small premium.

      Delivery trucks would be very efficient if faced with the volume of deliveries necessary to sustain a dedicated tube system (see previous examples). They work so well because they can piggy back on existing infrastructure that needs to be overbuilt for peek demand, and so their costs are quite minimal.

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    69. Re:Logistic issues I see: by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      it's almost inconceivable that someone from the TSA isn't reading this.

      Reading it? They might be looking at it...

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    70. Re:Logistic issues I see: by dasunt · · Score: 1

      There are similar issues with relying on Semis to ship goods

      [snip reasons]

      Basically, there are logistical issues that are similarly difficult to overcome with one of the systems that is currently commonly used.

      Trucks do have the advantage of using existing infrastructure. Their cost for loads is pretty low as well. While a semi may get horrible gas milage (I think 8 mpg-ish sounds right, but someone correct me if I'm wrong), their cargo capacity is high, and they can use cargo shipping containers from ships and trains, allowing cargo to be transported without repacking.

      Cost per pound, I suspect this cannot compete with a semi-truck, except for extremely specialized applications.

    71. Re:Logistic issues I see: by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Is there room inside for a fridge? If so, where can I sign up?

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    72. Re:Logistic issues I see: by moonbender · · Score: 1

      That's a judgment that changes over time. We had already solved the problem well enough when we used horse-drawn vehicles. Turns out our requirements changed and we came up with a new solution. Well, actually, the new solution (or technology) often comes first, and our requirements change along with the improvements it offers.

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    73. Re:Logistic issues I see: by hairyfish · · Score: 1

      "Every network system I'm aware of relies on being able to duplicate packets at virtually no cost" Like a public transport network for instance?

    74. Re:Logistic issues I see: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are other reliability issues too:
      1. Every network system I'm aware of relies on being able to duplicate packets at virtually no cost. Obviously, a physical packet can't be duplicated like that.
      2. Dropped packets in an electronic system aren't a problem. In a physical system, it leaves a pile of crap.

      Just like the postal service network?

    75. Re:Logistic issues I see: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did he mean power problems regarding each linear motor? I am thinking that. A UPS per motor? power to the motors? Rack-and-pinion motors inside each tube would be the most efficient anyway.

    76. Re:Logistic issues I see: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, but under the current system, much of that is already subsidized by the government!

  7. Expect resistance by boristdog · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Short haul truckers will resist this, but I doubt they have a good lobby...yet.

    USPS, UPS and FedEx will like this IF they are involved. Otherwise they will fight it tooth and nail.

    1. Re:Expect resistance by robot256 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Short haul truckers will resist this, but I doubt they have a good lobby...yet.

      USPS, UPS and FedEx will like this IF they are involved. Otherwise they will fight it tooth and nail.

      Very good point. If you can throw in a bone to get them behind it, then you have billions of dollars in capital backing you up. Otherwise, those billions will fight you to the bitter end.

    2. Re:Expect resistance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the UK if the truckers don't get what they want they just blockade fuel depots until the government backs down.

    3. Re:Expect resistance by mlts · · Score: 1

      In the US, this might be useful, but if the tubes get saturated, I'm sure short haul trucking may not be dented. Especially of the cost of getting tube access from a warehouse to a store is high.

      USPS, et. al. won't be affected, unless we can get Heinlein-style intercontinental ballistic tubes going. They likely wouldn't be affected much due to their business being regional, or national for the most part.

    4. Re:Expect resistance by AndrewNeo · · Score: 1

      This will only effect smaller items, though. Shipping services would still be needed for the big stuff, and plenty of that gets sent around. I would assume that heavier stuff doesn't have quite the profit margin smaller items do, though.

    5. Re:Expect resistance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      then you have billions of dollars in capital backing you up.

      UPS has done so much logistical work for their package systems that in addition to funding, they could bring significant engineering talent and experience to the design and management of such a system. They've already done it for boxes traveling on a maze of convener belts, bigger boxes in tubes would be well served by their experience.

    6. Re:Expect resistance by Schadrach · · Score: 1

      Something similar happened where I am, except it was coal truck drivers and the capital, and the thing they got the government to back down from was enforcing the existing load limit laws.

    7. Re:Expect resistance by blair1q · · Score: 1

      You're right about truckers, but the others won't mind a bit. This won't be feasible for home delivery. Way too much single-purpose infrastructure to re*place a system that's already handled by Mom driving to the grocery store. UPS, USPS, and FedEx will buy it to get things to their distro centers, and their trucks will handle the last-ten-mile segment.

    8. Re:Expect resistance by tyen · · Score: 1

      USPS, UPS and FedEx will like this IF they are involved.

      Point out how much they will save on payroll, and in the US, payroll and medical and retirement benefits. You'll have them beating a path to your door (provided you solve the engineering and reliability problems others have pointed out in this thread).

    9. Re:Expect resistance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      USPS definitely won't be involved. Unless Britain has become a state now.

      Just because a story is written in English, that doesn't mean it is about America.

    10. Re:Expect resistance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't even mention that such a food delivery system would inherently be capable of delivering ordinary packages as well.

    11. Re:Expect resistance by Dunega · · Score: 1

      Good, this is a terrible idea. Ever work somewhere that had pneumatic tubes to send stuff around the building? We had a brand new system at our location and it had constant issues and that was only sending one tube along at a time. When you expand this to a much larger area the points of failure multiply out to what is surely a maintenance/reliability nightmare.

    12. Re:Expect resistance by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      This is exactly why China is overtaking western countries economically: if people tried to do something like that in China, they'd be lined up and shot.

    13. Re:Expect resistance by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Maybe it was run by incompetents. Pneumatic tubes have been around for over a century I believe, and are in constant use in places like pharmacy and bank drive-throughs with few problems. I believe many NYC buildings use them for mail delivery too, and those buildings are quite old.

  8. That's a really great idea but... by netsavior · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's too bad we already built cities and housing for 6.7 billion people. Maybe next time we could re-start with this in mind.

    1. Re:That's a really great idea but... by epiphani · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I agree. Let's never do anything that's a good idea if it somehow impacts existing infrastructure.

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    2. Re:That's a really great idea but... by RobVB · · Score: 3, Informative

      Tunneling really isn't that hard in most places. All you need is a deep hole on each side to assemble tunnel boring machines. You might run into problems with pipelines, wires and other tunnels, but you can always go deeper.

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    3. Re:That's a really great idea but... by aekafan · · Score: 0

      In this case then, we will have to wait for good idea. This idea is about the stupidest thing I have ever heard, thus proving that not all "scientists" are worth their paycheck.

    4. Re:That's a really great idea but... by NFN_NLN · · Score: 1

      It's too bad we already built cities and housing for 6.7 billion people. Maybe next time we could re-start with this in mind.

      The concept was quite popular in Chicago: "A UNIVERSAL FREIGHT STATION on the Chicago freight tunnel system. Four of these freight stations give the general public access to the tunnel services. The tunnels link up with all the city's railway goods termini, and many private warehouses and stores also have direct links with the freight tunnels. These connexions consist of shafts and elevators that bring the tunnel cars up to ground level."
      http://mikes.railhistory.railfan.net/r047.html

      I believe Capone used a similar system during the prohibition. Although his motive was more stealth over efficiency,

      Even today transporting "goods" via underground tunnels remains popular :)
        http://articles.cnn.com/2006-01-26/us/mexico.tunnel_1_tunnel-task-force-cross-border-tunnels-lauren-mack?_s=PM:US

    5. Re:That's a really great idea but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree. Let's never do anything that's a good idea if it requires rebuilding all existing infrastructure.

      FTFY

    6. Re:That's a really great idea but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      China will be building 50 new cities of 1,000,000 or more in the next 20 yr.

    7. Re:That's a really great idea but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      not sure how true this is but doesn't it stand that the boosters for the shuttle launches were limited in diameter of a train tunnel that had originally been designed for horses... or some such...

    8. Re:That's a really great idea but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No worries. This is the first step towards The Caves of Steel, and the cities of the future where the middle class go underground and share showers..

    9. Re:That's a really great idea but... by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2

      When we built the house where I spent my teenage years, I was amazed at how easy it was. We had to connect water, telephone, and electricity from the other side of a field. It took a morning to dig the tunnel that went under the field, under the road, and came up exactly where it was expected, with no above-ground disruption anywhere other than the two ends. They just put a thing they called a mole (basically, a small tunnelling machine) into the ground, and it pulled a conduit along behind it. At the end, there was a plastic-lined tunnel that could carry the two cables and one pipe that it needed. Presumably it's slightly harder for bigger tunnels, but not necessarily very much harder. This was almost 20 years ago, and I'd imagine that lots of improvements in technology (accelerometers, ground-penetrating radar, faster processors) make this even easier on a large scale now.

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    10. Re:That's a really great idea but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you can always go deeper.

      Then you have to worry about the Balrog.

    11. Re:That's a really great idea but... by wikdwarlock · · Score: 1

      Correction, you can only go so deep before you hit lava or adminium. And even a stack of diamond picks ain't gonna help you there.

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    12. Re:That's a really great idea but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The deeper you go, the warmer it gets. Don't want to go too deep or you risk cooking the food or spending increasing amounts on cooling energy.

    13. Re:That's a really great idea but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What if they dig too deep and awaken a balrog?

    14. Re:That's a really great idea but... by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

      AFAIK they pretty much laser-guide them now. However as the tunnel gets larger and/or longer the complexity increases, so your under-the-road tunnel is pretty trivial compared to what is being discussed here.

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    15. Re:That's a really great idea but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More "trenching" than tunneling really.

    16. Re:That's a really great idea but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course on the coast the ground is only a 10's of feet above sea level. That isn't an enormous problem. Though, if I could avoid that problem I would.

    17. Re:That's a really great idea but... by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      I don't think that's a problem. Even the deepest underground utilities (sewer, water, etc.) don't go anywhere near that deep, maybe 1000 ft at the very very most. You have to go several miles before you start dealing with anything like lava. There's plenty of room to dig deeper.

    18. Re:That's a really great idea but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's what she Said.

      horribly sorry

      AC

    19. Re:That's a really great idea but... by hairyfish · · Score: 1

      Always the legacy bullshit that holds back progress. If only we had a new country somewhere where progressive people could be free to be progressive...

  9. 60% of world's food routed through China. by BlueKitties · · Score: 1

    Global water shortage ensues as people rush to the bathroom after eating so much Chinese food.

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  10. A non-logistical problem by Sonny+Yatsen · · Score: 1

    I like the idea, but I think that the biggest problems they might encounter on a larger scale is the need to obtain easements as the pipes will inevitably run onto private property at some point.

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  11. Or... by wjousts · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You could have an above ground solution which would be much easier to maintain. You could call them "TRAINS".

    1. Re:Or... by digitaldc · · Score: 1

      Great minds!

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    2. Re:Or... by Znork · · Score: 0

      Well, the underground version is already available, built by the Chicago Tunnel Company between 1899 and 1906, and operated until the 1960's.

      Seems like one of those things that's nice in theory but extremely difficult to make profitable in competition with trains and other above-ground transport.

    3. Re:Or... by SwordsmanLuke · · Score: 1

      I used to work for a robotics company. Some of the engineers felt that trains would make an excellent target for automation. Obstacle detection and avoidance is simple (only need to worry about things near the tracks and our only response is to slow down/stop). Smarter trains enable smarter trainyards and thence, more efficient shipping.

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    4. Re:Or... by kvezach · · Score: 1

      Automatically routed trains in partially evacuated tubes, run by linear induction motors? Sounds nice. It could go really fast on the straights, and unlike the underground proposal, they wouldn't first have to build a subterrene or spend ages making tunnels with a TBM.

    5. Re:Or... by John+Hasler · · Score: 2

      When amortized over an entire train the cost of a driver is negligible.

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    6. Re:Or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Think about the capacity! What a concept? Burn less fuel and move tons more of sh!t!!! Underground tubes would be a waste of money.

    7. Re:Or... by i+kan+reed · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That's not the same. Trains aren't routed. They do extremely well with long distance deliver effectiveness. They do extremely poorly with short distance efficiency. Two completely different problems. Trains solve weight*distance/energy. This purports to solve #ofdestinations/energy.

    8. Re:Or... by damburger · · Score: 2

      Unless you want a train station leading into every supermarket, retail park, and food court, then no. This system is designed for the last mile to the point of consumption, and likely a hell of a lot of the stuff that would use these tubes would've already traveled on trains at some point.

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    9. Re:Or... by damburger · · Score: 1

      *some* engineers? I'm hard pressed thinking of an engineer who doesn't reckon they personally could automate the train system and save billions whilst cleaning up themselves. Hell, I know plenty of engineers who think that having pilotted civilian aircraft is retardedly expensive. In either case I don't think the problem is technical.

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    10. Re:Or... by wjousts · · Score: 1

      But the last mile is the hardest and most expensive part. Do you want a tube burrowed under your house? It makes much more sense to use it as the backbone with trucks for the last mile. In other words, trains.

    11. Re:Or... by wjousts · · Score: 1

      Undoubtedly the current train system could be much more automated and much more efficient. The authors should work on that rather than recreating a system that, essentially, already exists.

      A robot train is probably several orders of magnitude less complicated than a robot car.

    12. Re:Or... by wjousts · · Score: 1

      Trains solve weight*distance/energy. This purports to solve #ofdestinations/energy.

      Ahhhh! So they're trucks then? Yeah, we've solved that problem too.

    13. Re:Or... by damburger · · Score: 1

      Go under roads, if you can find space under there. Surely there is scope for going down further, albeit with harder engineering problems.

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    14. Re:Or... by wjousts · · Score: 1

      Underground is very expensive and much harder to maintain. Especially when we already have above ground channels for those last mile situations. We call them roads.

    15. Re:Or... by the_raptor · · Score: 1

      It really pisses me off how in most Western countries the train system got systematically dismantled over the past few decades in favour of corporate special interests and bullshit union pressure (truckers).

      I live in northern NSW Australia and locally we spend a fortune repairing roads damaged by heavy trucks during the wet parts of the year while perfectly good train lines have gone disused for over ten years. Short haul trucking is fine but long haul city to city trucking should be banned and we should get trains back on tracks. With modern semi-automated systems getting cans off rail cars and onto short haul trucks isn't going to add any significant time or cost and trucking companies stop being able to externalise costs (road repairs). There is easily enough cargo going up and down the East coast of Australia to support enough trains to keep close to current shipping lead time.

      The current truck obsession would be like the post office sending individual letters/packages out in one car city to city instead of the current bulk carry system or using Piper Cub airplanes instead of 747's for air passengers.

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    16. Re:Or... by damburger · · Score: 1

      True, as I posted elsewhere though, putting these things under roads could give you an opportunity to power electric and hybrid cars.

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    17. Re:Or... by PPH · · Score: 1

      Trains? I believe I've spotted a few of those.

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    18. Re:Or... by Facegarden · · Score: 1

      That's not the same. Trains aren't routed. They do extremely well with long distance deliver effectiveness. They do extremely poorly with short distance efficiency. Two completely different problems. Trains solve weight*distance/energy. This purports to solve #ofdestinations/energy.

      I dunno. A slight variation on trains and this could work well. Just make smaller trains. Actually, that's what they should do - these induction motor powered tubes can't really be routed over ground as easily as trains can be, for lowering cost in places where weather isn't an issue.

      And someone said below that we don't want a train station leading into every supermarket... but we already have large dropoff areas for Semi Trucks at the back of most supermarkets (dunno about in cramped cities, but around where I live that's how it works).
      If you can make the train station small and give it automated offloading, it could be pretty compact.

      And really, linear induction motors are a terrible idea. If they are talking about making passive moving elements with linear induction motors on the tunnel side of things, then you need a continuous line of copper coils all the way down the tunnel. If you instead put a regular electric motor *inside* the moving element (the pill/traincar thing) then you only need enough copper to wind that motor, plus the wires to deliver the power. That is an enormous reduction in the amount of copper needed, and allows heavy mover cars to have bigger motors, and small mover cars to have smaller motors.

      The more I think about this, trains absolutely make the most sense.

      If we re-think train systems for dynamic routing and robotic unloading, this could all be pretty simple. Much better than all these tubes. And it could still be underground sometimes.

      Check out the train system this volkswagen factory uses in the middle of a large city:

      http://www.autoblog.com/2010/11/09/video-inside-volkswagens-cutting-edge-transparent-factory-in-d/

      The *real* problem with an automated material delivery system is preventing terrorists from loading up a giant bomb into one. And that is something that has frustrated me for a long time. We could do lots of great things with technology if it weren't for the potential for abuse being so high.

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    19. Re:Or... by Facegarden · · Score: 1

      You could have an above ground solution which would be much easier to maintain. You could call them "TRAINS".

      I agree below, but I'm realizing now - why do we need to build another interconnected network of physical routes for material transportation? We already have one called *roads*!

      It would be far cheaper to come up with better automated driving systems than to dig up an entire country to route a bunch of tubes.

      Roads are everywhere, for the most part. Any place that doesn't have roads would have just as hard of a time with getting tubes installed.

      We already have a great infrastructure for designing and maintaining trucks. If we make them electric and remove the driver's cabin, they could be very simple and easy to maintain.

      Again, almost everything is already in place for this except the automated driving part. Why don't we just fix that? For the cost of the proposed 5 mile test circuit for tubes, we could fund more automated driver research than probably all the useful automated driving research in history. To my knowledge it's mostly Audi/Stanford, Google, and some various colleges around the world that have put much energy into this. I bet they've spent less then 15 million pounds total on all this.
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    20. Re:Or... by Thud457 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, we had a real problem when building tunnels for our gravity train. If you're not careful, you'll intersect one of the ancient tunnels, and then the reptoids get out.

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    21. Re:Or... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      The solution is to do away with engines. Replace the trucks with motive ones. This opens up the potential for regenerative braking because it's not all being done in a single car. It also allows trains to separate into smaller trains in transit, and permits more complex routing, rapid switching, et cetera.

      Of course, we could also/instead be replacing cars and delivery trucks with some sort of PRT system which could deliver pallets. They would need to carry a quad-pallet at minimum (two long, two high, one wide) in order to be able to deliver building materials.

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    22. Re:Or... by i+kan+reed · · Score: 1

      They're not trucks at all. Trucks are massively wasteful. Here's a hint: not every delivery(especially home or office) is shipping container sized.

    23. Re:Or... by wjousts · · Score: 1

      Here's another hint: not all deliveries fit in 2 meter long metal capsules either. So what's your point? Trucks are much more flexible and can go out and make several deliveries in one trip (another hint: this is something UPS and FedEx have mastered). Current trucks could be replaced with more environmentally friendly trucks and run on existing infrastructure for a fraction of the cost of the proposed system.

    24. Re:Or... by benjamindees · · Score: 1

      The *real* problem with an automated material delivery system is preventing terrorists from loading up a giant bomb into one. And that is something that has frustrated me for a long time.

      What's the difference between this and terrorists loading up a giant bomb in a truck and "delivering" it to your house?

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    25. Re:Or... by Facegarden · · Score: 1

      The *real* problem with an automated material delivery system is preventing terrorists from loading up a giant bomb into one. And that is something that has frustrated me for a long time.

      What's the difference between this and terrorists loading up a giant bomb in a truck and "delivering" it to your house?

      They are similar, but the tube thing is a little worse. First, the tubes might go underneath a building. Setting off a bomb there might be an easier way of taking it down than setting it off in front. Also, they can escape far from the scene of the crime without committing suicide. The current crop of terrorists might be okay with suicide, but if that changes, they'd be happy to know there was an automated delivery system.
      Also, for convenience, these systems would unload very close to your building, and may bypass traditional security systems if they are only intended for goods, and not people. This means that a bomber might be able to get much closer to a building than with a truck.

      It's not *much* different from a truck, but it does make terrorism noticeably easier.
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    26. Re:Or... by benjamindees · · Score: 1

      They are similar, but the tube thing is a little worse.

      A 2 meter long tube of explosives underground couldn't possibly be a worse threat than a 3-ton truck at street level.

      the tubes might go underneath a building. Setting off a bomb there might be an easier way of taking it down than setting it off in front.

      Many buildings have parking garages that go right underneath them. Remember the '93 WTC bombing? The OKC bomb was in a truck in front of the building.

      Also, they can escape far from the scene of the crime without committing suicide. The current crop of terrorists might be okay with suicide, but if that changes, they'd be happy to know there was an automated delivery system.

      Perhaps, but trucks and airplanes are already easy enough to operate remotely for a dedicated terrorist who doesn't want to commit suicide. And shipping a pallet of explosives across town already might as well be automated for under $500.

      Also, for convenience, these systems would unload very close to your building, and may bypass traditional security systems if they are only intended for goods, and not people. This means that a bomber might be able to get much closer to a building than with a truck.

      Now you're just describing stupid security setups. Obviously letting materials "bypass security systems" is going to cause problems. But most loading docks are already attached directly to buildings and completely un-guarded. And driving a truck through the front door pretty much gets you as close as you're going to get.

      Nothing you've mentioned is a novel threat in any way.

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    27. Re:Or... by hairyfish · · Score: 1

      That's why we have vans, trolleys, bicycle couriers etc. A fully routable, packet switching distribution network.

  12. Re:Bush was right after all by cayenne8 · · Score: 0
    Yep

    Sounds like a new infrastructure terrorist target. Blow up the tubes...kill trade easily.

    Much harder to blow up a bunch of individual trucks driving all over the place.

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  13. Chinese Take out by snookerhog · · Score: 2
    Mad magazine already showed how all Chinese take out restaurants in North America are already supplied in this manner.

    This was in an issue from about 20 years ago. Kudos to anyone who can find a copy of this spread.

    1. Re:Chinese Take out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You may be referring to the New Yorker cartoon which explains why all Wonton soup tastes exactly the same. There's a giant vat in the middle of the country with pipes emanating throughout.

    2. Re:Chinese Take out by Stone+Rhino · · Score: 2

      You're actually thinking of something that appeared in "The Way Things REALLY Work".

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    3. Re:Chinese Take out by Bieeanda · · Score: 1

      I came here to post that. Maybe I need a series of tubes to get my thoughts from my fingers to the keyboard faster...

  14. Polyethylene Pam by digitaldc · · Score: 3, Funny

    So what happens when the canned Spam going 60mph gets accidentally jammed between the ham and lamb? Would we have something to ram the spam through this ham & lamb dam?

    I think we already had an energy-saving networked system like this that produced way less carbon than Diesel trucks, they were called TRAINS.

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    1. Re:Polyethylene Pam by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah, all it will take is a packet collision between my order from an air conditioning company and some other guy's stool sample on its way to the lab and the shit will really hit the fan.

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    2. Re:Polyethylene Pam by wjousts · · Score: 1

      Or what if one package of chocolate crashing into another package of peanut butter? You've got chocolate in my peanut butter! You've got peanut butter in my chocolate!

    3. Re:Polyethylene Pam by imakemusic · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure of the answer but I think it involves a system of bells and the phrase "ram a lamb a ding dong".

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  15. SPAM! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Finally, it will be the Hormel kind.

    1. Re:Spam! by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

      Why would I order it? Wouldn't I get 7 cans for free every day? Of course 1 of them might have Arsenic based life forms.

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    2. Re:Spam! by Urza9814 · · Score: 1

      Only 7 cans? Based on my inbox (well, spam folder, gmail filters rock) I'd be getting pallets of that stuff. lol.

      Hell, it'd be like cracker jack! Spam with a free prize inside! Viagra, other drugs, fake Rolexes, a kingdom in Nigera....

    3. Re:SPAM! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but is that really an improvement?

  16. BAH! I say use a "series of tracks" on the surface by countertrolling · · Score: 1

    It can run even faster and we can see the the spectacular foul ups.

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  17. Oh the huge mess! by pecosdave · · Score: 1

    I'm not saying this new system will be bad, but ask anyone who worked maintenance at the Johnson Space Center building 30 what happened when people sent Cokes through the P-Tube system. You piss off a bunch of techs! (seriously though, I love the idea of a freight tunnel system, it's something I've been designing in my head for a long time - on multiple scales)

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  18. A different scale? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What if we had a similar system, but that went to general areas instead of individual houses? Could reduce the costs of freight massively I'm thinking. Just have humans do the last mile or two the ol' fashion way, but the core of the journey could be done through the tubes. Of course it wouldn't be suitable for fresh food produce but it would be suitable for anything that is currently sent via the current Postal system.

  19. We are going to need new laws by digitaldc · · Score: 4, Funny

    We also need legislation to stop these DDOSnack attacks...call it The 'Canned-Spam Act'

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    1. Re:We are going to need new laws by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That does bring up an interesting issue, what would spam look like in this sort of setup? If it was actually an unwanted can of spam, that would suck more than emails about penis mightiers. However, random free snacks that aren't spam would be awesome.

    2. Re:We are going to need new laws by noidentity · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't have a problem with marketers sending me lots of canned spam. I could sell it or store it for the coming apocalypse.

  20. Hmm.. This idea sounds familiar by Firethorn · · Score: 1

    I know I've proposed something similiar, though I certainly didn't get as specific. 2 meters sounds a bit long for 'tubes', but I suppose if the tunnels are a meter in diameter they'd be about proportional to the old pneumatic systems.

    Of course, I also proposed to dual-purpose PRT systems for this - the idea being that package delivery companies could design vehicles to make deliveries, saving the expense of a driver, oversized vehicles, even the need for as many transfer stations. Instead you have smaller local stations that you release cars from as soon as they're full or a certain delay is reached. Eliminate a couple unpack/sort/pack cycles and you can get ground to be nearly as fast as air.

    And before anybody screams about how air is more profitable - well, it's also more expensive. Saving them a sorting cycle could save them a couple thousand a day, per team per facility. Not needing drivers? There's mid hundreds to low thousands per day.

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  21. Re:Bush was right after all by gfreeman · · Score: 5, Insightful

    But if it's internet-like, the cannisters will re-route and still get to the destination.

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  22. Who's going to pay for it? by jandrese · · Score: 1

    Sounds like it's going to have absurdly high up-front costs. Digging tunnels is expensive, and these guys want to run hundreds of miles of them? Who's going to put up the trillion or so dollars you would need to get the system up to a useful size? How long will it take for the energy savings to overcome the startup costs? Especially if you compare it to simple trains or trucks?

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    1. Re:Who's going to pay for it? by thrillseeker · · Score: 2

      Digging tunnels is expensive

      Digging tunnels large enough for cars and trucks and safe enough to carry people is expensive.

    2. Re:Who's going to pay for it? by jandrese · · Score: 1

      At the very least, the tunnels need to be large enough for a maintenance workers to be able to walk the length of the project in relative comfort (no crawling on your hands and knees for 10km).

      The costs go up substantially when you're digging under a city too, because you need to dodge (or reroute) all of the existing underground facilities, of which there can be a lot.

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    3. Re:Who's going to pay for it? by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      You just need to say the magic word "Terrorism" and the government will fork over money to get your emergency distribution network ready in case of an attack.

  23. So what they're saying... by operagost · · Score: 1

    This system isn't like a truck you can dump food on. It's more like a series of tubes.

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  24. Beta tester by NetServices · · Score: 1

    Sign me up as a beta tester. I can vision a delivery tube in the basement.

  25. "The Internet ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "... is a series of tubes"

  26. Attention-seeking behaviour by kheldan · · Score: 0

    This "group of academics" sounds to me more like they're just trying to get some play in the press, or maybe get some government grant money. It's an absurb idea if you ask me. We already have a huge amount of infrastructure built in the form of highways and a rail system, and they want to build a completely different infrastructure to do the same thing? Maybe these big-brained "academics" should employ their considerable imaginations towards improving on the infrastructure we already have.

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    1. Re:Attention-seeking behaviour by rhsanborn · · Score: 1

      I'm certainly glad that the "big-brained academics" that came up with the telegraph didn't decide that the existing communication infrastructure was good enough. Nor the "big-brained academics" who invented the telephone. Nor the "big-brained academics" who invented computer networking and the internet. People have crazy ideas. They work on these ideas and come up with proposals. Many of these ideas won't work. Many of them are crazy. Often, it's the crazy ideas that are the best, and the most world-changing. But if we killed every project that doesn't have an immediate implementation plan, we'd have killed a large amount of all the research we've ever done. The kind of research that led to almost all the technologies we have today.

    2. Re:Attention-seeking behaviour by winwar · · Score: 1

      "But if we killed every project that doesn't have an immediate implementation plan, we'd have killed a large amount of all the research we've ever done. The kind of research that led to almost all the technologies we have today."

      Strawman much? The technologies you mentioned were clearly superior and new. There was no doubt. The only doubt was implementation. Those "academics" were also in the business of making money or funded by the military. Not exactly pure basic research.

      This idea is not new (essentially a train). And not terribly superior (reduced energy usage). And they want a significant chunk of money to prove it. They are doing research by press release. Without having even done the research. They are not remotely close to your first three examples.

    3. Re:Attention-seeking behaviour by kheldan · · Score: 1

      Not the same thing at all. In the example of telegraph, there was no "infrastructure" to speak of that it was paralleling, messages were hand-carried. The telephone isn't a good example either, because it built upon the infrastructure that the telegraph had already laid down all over the country. Same with the internet: how much of it, for how long, was carried over telephone lines? I'm not against progress or new ideas, but in my opinion this one sounds like a small group of researchers more interested in getting their names in the press than they are in promoting a viable new technology.
      Agree with my opinion or not, but don't moderate me down just because you disagree with my opinion.

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  27. Has anybody seen... by jte · · Score: 1

    ...Sam Lowry

  28. Chicago had a small train system by WillAdams · · Score: 2

    built underground and intended to be used similarly to this

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicago_Tunnel_Company

    and London had a narrow gauge railway for a moving mail between sorting stations:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/London_Post_Office_Railway

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    1. Re:Chicago had a small train system by Heddahenrik · · Score: 1
      Both these had two huge problems:

      1) They were filled with mechanical stuff that is expensive to maintain.

      2) They where local.

      The goal here isn't to replace lorries, but to replace lorries, reloading and trains. So that you can send something out on the local network, over the network to another town, and then out on the other local network directly to the destination. It's like a very small lorry that needs no driver and way less fuel.

      Next next step is to build superspeed intercontinental vacuum tubes so that goods can cheaply (and fast) be transported door-to-door everywhere. And if the system works great, people can start shipping themselves in special build cans (like suggested below by others).

  29. Why stop at shipping? by Lilith's+Heart-shape · · Score: 2

    If this new transport system works for goods, why not use it for people as well as long as you can provide adequate ventilation and reasonable comfort?

    1. Re:Why stop at shipping? by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      Because goods can go through a very narrow tube, which means cheaper drilling. Also no expensive ventilation or temperature control, and no need for a lot of redunency. The worst that happens if a carriage is stuck for a week is someone ends up with slightly rotten meat.

    2. Re:Why stop at shipping? by rockiams · · Score: 1

      Every time I fly, I envision a 'freight class' where a passenger is neatly tucked into a rigid container(a coffin comes to mind) that has a self-contained oxygen system and is monitored for failure. These containers are then stacked and secured in the plane and delivered to the final destination. You can cram more people into a plane, thereby reducing costs and increasing efficiency (in theory) of the entire system. For the flyer, I imagine a lounge where you are drugged and slipped into the container, and then gently come to in a lounge at your destination. I am sure this sounds too impersonal for many, but I would sign up for it in a heartbeat...no foul odors, no pushing and shoving, no crying babies, etc. Add this system and you could extend the travel efficiency beyond just the airports.

    3. Re:Why stop at shipping? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds great. It would be nice if it was possible to implement these vehicles on dedicated tracks in metropolitan areas where they can be used to transport people around and drop them in stations. Cities would flourish if such a metropolitan transportation system was implemented, particularly if they were implemented through subterranean tracks, and thus providing a subterranean way for the metro transport to shuttle people through the city. Why hasn't anyone thought of this before?

    4. Re:Why stop at shipping? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      because that would drive up costs exponentially.

    5. Re:Why stop at shipping? by Lilith's+Heart-shape · · Score: 1

      That movie made me a fan of Luc Besson.

    6. Re:Why stop at shipping? by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      It'd be a lot more expensive to design, build, and maintain. It's not just comfort, it's safety.

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    7. Re:Why stop at shipping? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The main problem I see is that whenever you have to make something safe for people, it automatically ends up costing 3x as much.

  30. Chicago had a freight tube system for decades by goombah99 · · Score: 4, Informative
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    1. Re:Chicago had a freight tube system for decades by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Upton Sinclair's The Jungle has a description of this.

      It was done primarily to bypass the Teamsters union.

      The Teamsters are too powerful politically to ever let this happen on a large scale. Only a union man can take boxes off, or put boxes on, a truck.

    2. Re:Chicago had a freight tube system for decades by blair1q · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Why it will never be built in any American city:

      but after a terrorism scare in the early 2000s, all access to the tunnels has been secured

    3. Re:Chicago had a freight tube system for decades by solarium_rider · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Oh, but is it anything like the The Alameda-Weehawken Burrito Tunnel?

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    4. Re:Chicago had a freight tube system for decades by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least I'm not the only one who has heard of it...

      http://users.ameritech.net/chicagotunnel/tunnel1.html

    5. Re:Chicago had a freight tube system for decades by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The U.S. for one has no money with which to fix our old infrastructure, much less build an entirely new one.

    6. Re:Chicago had a freight tube system for decades by mattack2 · · Score: 2

      This also just seems like a bigger version of the pneumatic tubes you see in old movies.

    7. Re:Chicago had a freight tube system for decades by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Yep, this is probably the exact reason the automated Denver airport luggage system bombed. Technically, it was great, but the unionized labor there threw wrenches into the works to make it screw up.

    8. Re:Chicago had a freight tube system for decades by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      It can be done by private investors. However, the money required will probably be enormous, and there wouldn't be a payback within 3 months, so this is unlikely to work.

      It could also be done by the government, by either borrowing from the Chinese or by printing more money.

      Or maybe we should just bite the bullet and start selling parts of the country off to the Chinese to pay off our debt. I'm sure they'd be happy to take over California. There's lots of high-tech industry there to help fuel their rapid industrialization, and with their heavy-handed ways of dealing with problems, California's budget problems will disappear overnight when they cancel all welfare benefits and have all the state's prisoners summarily executed by firing squad.

  31. Re:Bush was right after all by AndrewNeo · · Score: 3, Funny

    Unfortunately this will be more like UDP, and the destroyed canisters won't get resent.

  32. Pneumatic tubes? by ZipprHead · · Score: 2

    Why are the calling them food tubes? We already have Pneumatic tubes. This just a scaled up version. I had a similar idea once for big cities. It might make a lot of sense, especially if it's general purpose, like for the post office.

    But "food tubes"... really?!!? That just sounds gross. You brits are weird. How about the "megmatic tube system" that happens to also ship food?

  33. Internet memes becomming reality by Dancindan84 · · Score: 2

    So we can push button, receive bacon?

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  34. Not the first with this idea by RobVB · · Score: 3, Insightful

    In the '90s, a feasibility study was done in the Netherlands for an Underground Logistics System. It involved little carts that could drive themselves, and carry a variety of cargo pallets. The idea was to connect Amsterdam's Schiphol airport to a nearby train station and a flower market. They never built it because the financial risks were too big.

    More recently, a Belgian engineering firm proposed an Underground Container Mover for the port of Antwerp, which is basically a large underground conveyor belt for containers. It would run in a circle connecting container terminals with other terminals and highways on the other side of the river. This could remove a lot of trucks from the busy highways, especially the tunnels.

    The basic idea is that as ground is becoming more and more rare, we shouldn't waste it on cargo transport. Moving most of it underground makes a lot of sense. And we've actually managed to move a lot of it (up to 90% in some areas) underground already, in terms of tonne-miles of goods transported. Just think of drinkable water, gas and sewage, but also oil and a lot of chemicals in industrial zones. Pipelines are transporting more than most people can imagine, and they're great. Trying to move boxed goods in a similar fashion is the logical next step, there are just a few problems we haven't figured out yet.

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    1. Re:Not the first with this idea by smellsofbikes · · Score: 1

      Pipelines are transporting more than most people can imagine, and they're great.

      No kidding, and they're not particularly new, either. In 18 months of 1942 and 1943, when the US was busy with some other projects, it found the time to put in the Big Inch Pipeline from Texas to Pennsylvania, a continuous two-foot-diameter pipeline that transported 300,000 barrels of oil a day. However, the downside of this was that at the time, the pumps for the pipeline consumed more electricity than anything else in the US, a problem I can't help but think would be an issue with this proposed pipeline. Fluids are a lot easier to transport than solids.

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    2. Re:Not the first with this idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Large blender.

  35. Won't ever happen for one reason... by MikeRT · · Score: 1

    It doesn't take a rocket scientist to realize that if this were really implemented in a major way, it would create the ideal system for a terrorist group to discretely deliver several hundred bombs simultaneously all cross a major city.

    1. Re:Won't ever happen for one reason... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah, because they couldn't possibly do it with trucks.

    2. Re:Won't ever happen for one reason... by orphiuchus · · Score: 1

      That's why I've said for years that we shouldn't have airplanes, cars, or the post office. We're just asking for it!

    3. Re:Won't ever happen for one reason... by Idarubicin · · Score: 1

      It doesn't take a rocket scientist to realize that if this were really implemented in a major way, it would create the ideal system for a terrorist group to discretely deliver several hundred bombs simultaneously all cross a major city.

      It's a good thing that terrorists never found out about FedEx. Or UPS. Or the United States Postal Service. Or U-Haul.

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    4. Re:Won't ever happen for one reason... by Hatta · · Score: 1

      It doesn't take a rocket scientist to realize that anything useful can be useful to terrorists. If that were a reason not to do something, we'd never do anything at all.

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    5. Re:Won't ever happen for one reason... by ebuck · · Score: 1

      It doesn't take a rocket scientist to realize that if this were really implemented in a major way, it would create the ideal system for a terrorist group to discretely deliver several hundred bombs simultaneously all cross a major city.

      Don't worry, we will just ban food. That way we will be safe.

    6. Re:Won't ever happen for one reason... by u38cg · · Score: 1

      That's better than continuous delivery.

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  36. Idiocy. by operagost · · Score: 1

    Seriously, this idea is so dumb it belongs in idle. You know you're in trouble when the article starts with, "a group of academics". Sure, we all have creative brainstorms like this, but we have the courtesy of keeping them to ourselves until we have considered a few of the obvious issues. Like the existence of highly efficient freight trains, the difficulty of adding physical tubes alongside an existing infrastructure (including securing easements), and the high initial cost once again placed on the backs of taxpayers as no profit could be made from such a system. Sure, we all love socialism, but the fact of the universe is that we all need to eat so capitalism once again rears its ugly head when there's no food to shoot down our awesome PVC tubes. I can only assume either willful ignorance or flat out evil intentions when I read how such a system's efficiency is compared to a lorry when freight trains are the analogue to this type of system.

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  37. Re:Bush was right after all by gfreeman · · Score: 4, Insightful

    True, but destroyed trucks do not get re-sent either.

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  38. Goldblum has this covered... by GPLDAN · · Score: 1

    Slashdot, look - Jeff Goldblum just about has the matter transporter worked out, then we won't need tubes.

    He just has a few... bugs... to work out.

    1. Re:Goldblum has this covered... by blair1q · · Score: 1

      Health department shut him down. Won't say why.

  39. Hasn't this already been done? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Many UK supermarkets have tubes that transport pods full of money from the tills up into the offices above without the cashier having to leave their checkout. Though I think they work by operating a vacuum cleaner like device at the other end, so I guess the routing side of things is manual!

  40. Wouldn't it make more sense. . . by evildarkdeathclicheo · · Score: 1

    To just use the domestic pipelines we have to deliver gasoline instead? The infrastructure is already there. I see two ways this could work: We could use slugs (like the kind used to clean the pipelines, but hallow) as canisters, or, even better (since this is the US), just replace the gasoline with high-fructose corn syrup and then it could just be processed into whatever fab crap the plebes are eating at the time when it comes out the other end?

  41. Then stick people in them by MobyDisk · · Score: 2

    Step 1) Why only 60mph? Once you have evacuated the air in the tubes I don't see why there would be a speed limit, how about 600mph? Or 6000 mph?

    Step 2) Now use it for general cargo.

    Step 3) Now put humans in it. I can't help but think they are already thinking of this because a 2m (6 ft 6 inches) capsule is enough to fit most people. Unfortunately, squishy humans are limited to a around 1G of acceleration, but I love the idea of a 15 minute trip from New York to Washington DC.

    1. Re:Then stick people in them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Step 1) Why only 60mph? Once you have evacuated the air in the tubes I don't see why there would be a speed limit, how about 600mph? Or 6000 mph?

      Step 2) Now use it for general cargo.

      Step 3) Now put humans in it. I can't help but think they are already thinking of this because a 2m (6 ft 6 inches) capsule is enough to fit most people. Unfortunately, squishy humans are limited to a around 1G of acceleration, but I love the idea of a 15 minute trip from New York to Washington DC.

      This will be a fine idea until the first shipment of corpses from a natural disaster gets misrouted to

    2. Re:Then stick people in them by jank1887 · · Score: 4, Funny

      step 3) might I kindly request we put the air back in first?

    3. Re:Then stick people in them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Humans can accelerate beyond 1G you tard.

    4. Re:Then stick people in them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If my calculations are correct, and you accelerated at 1G for the first half, and decellerated at 1G for the second half, you could easily reach the top speed of about 4000mph and make the trip from NY to DC in just over 6 minutes... assuming a vacuum/no friction, yada yada.

    5. Re:Then stick people in them by ebuck · · Score: 1

      Step 1) Why only 60mph? Once you have evacuated the air in the tubes I don't see why there would be a speed limit, how about 600mph? Or 6000 mph?

      Step 2) Now use it for general cargo.

      Step 3) Now put humans in it. I can't help but think they are already thinking of this because a 2m (6 ft 6 inches) capsule is enough to fit most people. Unfortunately, squishy humans are limited to a around 1G of acceleration, but I love the idea of a 15 minute trip from New York to Washington DC.

      1) Inertia in the corners?

      2) Uncertainty concerning package size?

      3) The need for life support?

    6. Re:Then stick people in them by MobyDisk · · Score: 1

      No, that defeats the purpose. You must learn to hold your breath for the entire 15 minute duration. :-)

      Seriously though - you put the air in the capsule, not the tubes. You couldn't breathe the air in the tube at that speed anyway.

    7. Re:Then stick people in them by MobyDisk · · Score: 1

      1) I was assuming the New York to Washington DC run was mostly straight.
      2) The article said the packages were in 2m capsules.
      3) It's only 15 minutes. Hold your breath! :-)

    8. Re:Then stick people in them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, 1G is 22 mph/s, hardly a limiting factor for non-space travel.

    9. Re:Then stick people in them by Kyont · · Score: 1

      Step 4) It must have a catchy name, and an available domain to sell tickets on. How about... YouTube.com? I can't imagine that's taken yet.

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    10. Re:Then stick people in them by mcrbids · · Score: 1

      Step 1) Why only 60mph? Once you have evacuated the air in the tubes I don't see why there would be a speed limit, how about 600mph? Or 6000 mph?

      Pretty simple, really. When you go faster, you dramatically reduce tolerances for routing mechanisms. Also, many items don't travel well doing a 90 degree turn in 10 feet at 600 MPH, but might do just fine at lower speeds. Lastly, it's a relatively short-range system so the benefit from the extra speed is minimal: do you really notice it taking 1 minute instead of 10 to get a package across town?

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    11. Re:Then stick people in them by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      1) I was assuming the New York to Washington DC run was mostly straight...

      Unlike the LA to San Francisco run...

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    12. Re:Then stick people in them by Renaissance+2K · · Score: 1

      Because overweight passengers can't just pay for two tubes and hope for the best.

    13. Re:Then stick people in them by rlwhite · · Score: 1

      ...and if the capsule breaks, where do we get the air from? Sure, the capsule can have a gas mask, but where is it going to get the air from? For how long?

      Even if the capsule doesn't break, how long can its air supply last?

      I'm generally not claustrophobic or anything, but the idea of being stuck in a 2 meter capsule that's surrounded by a vacuum doesn't appeal to me at all.

    14. Re:Then stick people in them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Step 1) Why only 60mph? Once you have evacuated the air in the tubes I don't see why there would be a speed limit, how about 600mph? Or 6000 mph?

      Because then you'd have to make the capsules larger for life support systems... I propose the exact opposite: Make the system pneumatic.

      http://medgadget.com/archives/2010/02/stanford_hospitals_pneumatic_tube_messaging_system.html

      Unfortunately, squishy humans are limited to a around 1G of acceleration

      Curiously I remember this guy that survived 214Gs in a near instant deceleration from ~220mph:

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVpux5JxqEk

    15. Re:Then stick people in them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, no, it's still vacuum, but you use a pressurized capsule.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vactrain

    16. Re:Then stick people in them by EricB504 · · Score: 1

      Already designed and patented. http://www.et3.com/

  42. STOP! by GungaDan · · Score: 1

    Do not feed the C.H.U.D.s!

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  43. Moving Trash by denshao2 · · Score: 1

    A system like this already exists on Roosevelt Island, but it's for moving trash instead of food.

  44. A great way to move drugs and booze by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    without risk.

    1. Re:A great way to move drugs and booze by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Drugs are already being moved across borders via tunnels. Hundreds of them have been discovered and shut down by authorities over the past couple decades. Who knows how many more are still in operation.

  45. One step closer to the Diamond Age by MobyDisk · · Score: 1

    Yay! This brings us one step closer to "The Feed" in The Diamond Age - just make it send a string of organic molecules (no arsenic though) and your 3D printer will make whatever food you need on your end.

  46. Previous tube systems. by Animats · · Score: 1

    Several cities once had sizable pneumatic tube systems. London, Paris, Berlin, Prague, and New York City all had extensive systems. Tube diameters were small, though, in the 2" to 3" range. The Prague system was the last to shut down, in 2002. Prague is repairing their system, and it may come back up.

    The London system had the ability to automatically transfer carriers to and from from public tubes to "house systems" within a building. So it could provide end to end service. Most of the other systems were post office to post office only.

    The Chicago tunnel system had almost full coverage of downtown Chicago a century ago, with small electric trains in freight tunnels under most of the downtown streets. Goods were transferred from full-sized rail cars to tunnel cars, which were then delivered to buildings in the city and carried upward in special elevators. That system ran until 1959.

    Maintaining the infrastructure for such systems is expensive for the amount of traffic, though.

  47. Costs by fridaynightsmoke · · Score: 1

    I did start typing a long and detailed comment, but FF crashed and lost it. Fantastic.

    Anyway, as others here have pointed out, the setup and construction costs would be immense, and the system would need to carry very large amounts of freight to be economically sensible. The only way for this to be achieved would be for it to have a monopoly over a certain area, either by mandate or practical necessity.

    Various cities worldwide have had underground freight railways (Chicago and london, to name two) but they both ran up against the fact that it is much cheaper to put freight on trucks/vans running on the existing road network. I think that will always be the case, with road transport continuing to provide the most economical transport of relatively small amounts of stuff (up to 30 tonnes) over short distances (less than say 200 miles). Quite probably the 'trucks' in the future may be driverless, and will almost certainly not be fuelled by petrodiesel, but they will still be trucks and will run on a relatively cheap to build and maintain multipurpose road network (which is essentially just a web of hard flat surfaces).

    Railways are fantastic for moving large quantities (tens to hundreds of tonnes) of freight from the same 'A' to the same 'B' a long distance away (say over 200 miles); but having to stop the entire train to load/unload along the way kills effeciency for multidrop or smaller loads. Having small rail vehicles achieves similar effeciencies to road, but you still have the problem of the running surface (the rails) needing to direct traffic and be controlled somehow. Road vehicles (whether human driven or not) direct themselves on an unchanging surface. It's true that roads with anything above a low level of traffic often need traffic control of some kind (eg lights) but railways do too.

    In conclusion; very cool, but pointless IMO

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    1. Re:Costs by damburger · · Score: 1

      Monopoly over railways is achieved by servicing the last mile that the rails don't cover. Monopoly over trucks is done by banning them from urban centres (politically not hard, its not like hauliers are the most popular group of society, and you can cite the emissions, road surface damage and safety).

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    2. Re:Costs by fridaynightsmoke · · Score: 1

      Yes, let's ban trucks because we don't like them (even though they work) and because this alternative is cool, and to hell with the increased costs of absolutely everything. /sarcasm

      It's always 'nice' to get an insight into the mind of someone like you, thanks.

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    3. Re:Costs by damburger · · Score: 1

      Idiot.

      RTFA. The idea of it is, assuming the study comes out favourable, that costs will be reduced through the extra fuel saved. Whats the matter? Does reading longer than a paragraph make your brain hurt or something, fucktard?

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    4. Re:Costs by fridaynightsmoke · · Score: 1

      Assuming that the study/costs are favourable, fair enough.

      To my angry brain, it looked you were proposing a switch no matter what. If that's not the case (which is how it appears now) then I apologise :)

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  48. Re:Bush was right after all by mibe · · Score: 1

    Well since they've already got a veritable terror cornucopia of choice targets, what's the harm in adding one more? Sewage treatment, food distribution centers, your kids' schools, the security line at the airport, hospitals, etc etc.

  49. Deja Vu by OverlordQ · · Score: 1

    Sounds like this was tried before

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  50. Meh. by zmollusc · · Score: 2

    Why build all that infrastructure? Surely there have been enough developments in accuracy to deliver things ballistically? Caveat: It might suit some goods more than others.

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    1. Re:Meh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyone else immediate think that this is a good experiment for the Myth Busters?

    2. Re:Meh. by thePowersGang · · Score: 1

      Because, if we send bacon that way, pigs will fly.

  51. OHH MAHH GODD! TURRRISSTS! by Bananatree3 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Terrorists can kill trade infinitely more easily by blowing up ocean-going freighters in international waters, taking out big dams, placing some explosives at the foot of mainline power line runs, or even UPS/Fedex/postal centers.

    The terrorists have won in my opinion, if the first thing you can think of is only how it could be a potential weakness.

    We have hundreds of nerve centers that are already weak.

    1. Re:OHH MAHH GODD! TURRRISSTS! by Toze · · Score: 2

      I think he was just considering the relative weaknesses of two systems, and using terrorists as a foil, not trying to spread FUD about terrorism.

      That said, s/tubes/roads/g and I don't see any difference.

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  52. Why Underground by TooLazyToLogon · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't be cheaper to install the tubes above ground?

  53. Re:Bush was right after all by countSudoku() · · Score: 1

    No, TCP-like! Once the first canister gets diverted, or destroyed, and I send a N-ACK, a second one with my reprovisioned Garlic Triscuts, Peperoni sticks, and egg nog will be resent. This is more like Brazil than the Jetsons (food dispenser in-house) but I'll take it. When does my crap get here?

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  54. Re:Bush was right after all by DragonWriter · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Yep
    Sounds like a new infrastructure terrorist target. Blow up the tubes...kill trade easily.

    Much harder to blow up a bunch of individual trucks driving all over the place.

    So? If you want to hurt trade by truck, you don't blow up the individual trucks any more than you blow up individual canisters moving through the foodtubes. Instead, you blow up critical bridges and tunnels.

    Or, critical facilities involved with the production, delivery, and refinement of fuel for the trucks.

    Or you just work to destabilize regimes in countries where the fuel for the trucks is produced.

  55. The Internet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is a series of tubes.

  56. Re:Bush was right after all by Lumpy · · Score: 1

    Really?

    Blow the hell out of I80 and you significantly disrupted Amercian commerce.

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  57. Denver Airport baggage system by borgasm · · Score: 1

    This sounds like the automated baggage handling system installed in Denver a while back.

    Hundreds of millions of dollars later, it was a complete failure, and they resorted to hand carts.

  58. Tubes in history by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://wiggling.wordpress.com/2008/03/17/pneumatic-tubes-for-transport/

    Pneumatic Tubes for Transport
    Posted on March 17, 2008 by 3speed

    As reported March 11 in the Economist: Dietrich Stein, of the Ruhr-University of Bochum, wants to free the roads by diverting freight underground. If his plan succeeds, the road network at the surface will be duplicated by a system of tubes below inhabited by small vehicles that steer themselves automatically from factories to shops or even to individual homes. Actually, this is rather an old-fashioned idea. There was a time, in many places, when letters and parcels could indeed be put in capsules and sent through pipelines direct to people’s houses. The capsules were propelled by air and steered themselves from sender to receiver. Pneumatic delivery, as it was known, was commonplace from about 1850 to 1950. The largest system was in Paris—it was more than 400km long. Berlin and London had extensive pneumatic systems too. After 1950, however, the networks gradually closed down,
    and today only Prague still clings to this Victorian technology.

    I seem to recall (but can not google) a tube system in Los Angeles in the early 1900's (?) interconnecting some post offices (and other sites?).
    Yes, these things are costly and hard to maintain, but then so are water/sewer/natural gas lines and our civilization takes them for granted.
    Perhaps, as we evolve towards a more advanced civilization the ideas of transporting physical matter should also be reviewed.

  59. bad cargo size by khallow · · Score: 1

    The system is incompatible with modern container systems (it can't fit "twenty foot equivalents" or TEUs) unlike TRAINS which already perform the same role and don't require you to dig an expensive tunnel system. That means one would have to unload cargo from a container and put it into one of these capsules.

  60. mhmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did anyone else think of Futurama when they read that? Granted the tubes are underground not above but still...

  61. Clueless in Academia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apparently they are not aware of a lot of real world facts like soil shift, plate shift, earthquake shear, the tremendous cost of building such tunnels, etc. This is fine for a building. Maybe a city (doubtful) but not beyond.

  62. Re:Bush was right after all by RsG · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Road and rail systems are also fixed, undefended infrastructure, yet they aren't terrorist magnets, nor does damaging them "kill trade". Terrorists do occasionally hit the rail system, though they prefer passenger rail (subways being the really obvious example).

    I think you need to re-examine the word "terrorist". A terrorist does not seek to blow stuff up for shits and giggles, he seeks to kill or terrorize people, usually people the terrorist has some beef with (politically, religiously, racially, whatever). The damage to infrastructure is incidental. If you give a terrorist a bomb and free reign to choose a target, they'll choose somewhere crowded with whatever group they want to hurt.

    Deliberate infrastructure damage is more a military way of thinking, i.e. crippling supply lines. A spy or saboteur working for an enemy power in wartime would target fixed infrastructure in the hopes of damaging the war effort. And, in fact, that does happen; railways were one such target once upon a time. The solution in the past was redundancy and not over-relying on single points of failure. An internet-like transport system would actually be a step forward for redundancy.

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  63. Interesting idea by PingSpike · · Score: 1

    My first thought was this sounds idiotic...but after reading about it a bit more I guess it could work. I wonder how it deals with jams...you can't just ask the sender to retransmit after dumping all the "data" in the event of some sort of failure event. But it sounds like it involves building a whole lot of infrastructure. The United States doesn't really do that kind of stuff anymore so it wouldn't work here. But maybe somewhere else they do.

  64. Once reliable, scale it up for people but... by ClarkMills · · Score: 1

    Watch out for corrupted (dropped) packets.

    Seriously though, get the motive / switching right and this should be the next generation car. Perhaps not in an enclosed tube though in case of failure but then again, what's a plane?

    Food for thought... Clark

    1. Re:Once reliable, scale it up for people but... by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      Just make the entire capsule out of the same material as the "Black Boxes" on airplanes...

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  65. Re:Bush was right after all by interkin3tic · · Score: 1, Troll

    Publicly, sure. Private, who knows. I'm not confident Bush had a good understanding of the internet beyond "It brings me funny kitty pictures."

  66. It's the Alameda-Weehawken Burrito Tunnel! by mdecerbo · · Score: 1

    I only support this if it can eventually make Maciej Ceglowski's awesome Alameda-Weehawken Burrito Tunnel a reality, so that we can finally get decent burritos on the East Coast:

    Propelled by powerful bursts of compressed air, the burritos speed along the same tunnel as the BART commuter train, whose passengers remain oblivious to the hundreds of delicious cylinders whizzing along overhead. Within twelve minutes, even the remotest burrito has arrived at its final destination, the Alameda Transfer Station, where it will be prepared for its transcontinental journey.

    High pressure pneumatic tubes from all over the Bay Area emerge in the center of the facility, spilling silvery burritos onto a high-speed sorting line. The metal-jacketed burritos look like oversize bullets, and the conveyor belts that move them through the facility resemble giant belts of delicious ammunition. Within a few seconds of arrival the burritos have been bar coded, checked for balance and round on a precision lathe, and then flash-frozen with liquid nitrogen.

    The mouth of the tunnel is a small concrete arch in the side of a nearby hill, about as glamorous as an abandoned railway tunnel. Yet if you could open the airlocks and stare down its length with a telescope, you would see airplanes on final approach to Newark Airport, three thousand miles away! To reduce drag on the burritos to a minimum, the tunnel must be kept in near-vacuum with powerful pumps. At the tunnel’s deepest point the burritos will be traveling nearly two kilometers a second - even the faintest whiff of air would quickly drag them to a stop.

  67. Brazil by Alain+Williams · · Score: 1

    Sounds like the dystopian future is slowly coming, I seem to remember seeing these in Terry Gilliam's Brazil. Spooky!

  68. Good News Everyone! by grapeape · · Score: 1

    We're one step closer to people tubes....

  69. I can see the headlines now by nimbius · · Score: 1

    "Runaway ham capsule explodes through floorboards of local church, injuring 6"

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    1. Re:I can see the headlines now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny but probably would have been funnier if you used synagogue instead of church. =P

  70. If they're just trying to go green... by AC-x · · Score: 1

    ... then why not just build a fleet of small electric delivery vans to do the job (ala milk floats)

  71. Not a new idea by istartedi · · Score: 1

    Google around for Chicago tunnels. From time-to-time, tunnel systems have appeared to ship goods. They only make economic sense in certain special conditions. A general-purpose tunnel system isn't something that makes business sense in most cases.

    Add the modern threat of bomb delivery, and the idea is DOA most places.

    Even the once fairly common pneumatic tube is no longer found in very many places. It was used mostly for documents, which are sent over the Internet "tubes" now.

    We plainly aren't getting rid of trains, trucks, roads, etc. The tube system would be redundant, costly, unnecessary. Next!

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  72. Re:Bush was right after all by wed128 · · Score: 1

    Most people don't.

  73. Alameda - Weehawken? by thing_foo · · Score: 1
  74. This will leave a bad taste in our mouths by Theovon · · Score: 1

    This system sounds like it was half-baked by a bunch of turkeys who don't think about the inevitable mechanical failures. At some point, one of these containers will jam in their conduits. Collision with another container will leave an unfortunately inedible buffet strewn around in the tunnels, except for the rats that live there. Then people will go hungry and find themselves having to eat the engineers who designed this monstrosity.

    I'm all for progress, but we've seen systems like this before, on New York's Roosevelt island, where they use a pneumatic garbage disposal system. It's worked reasonably well for a long time but requires significant constant maintenance, and it's seriously showing its age, with an accelerating rate of breakdowns that will only be solved with a complete overhaul that won't happen in the foreseeable future. The same thing will happen to this food subway. It may work okay for a few decades, and then it'll fall apart.

  75. This already exists. by Ransak · · Score: 1

    This already exists to some extent, just working in the other direction.

    When you drop a 'physical package' off in the toilet, it's routed to a specific location which in many places is miles away from where it originated. I could see something like this working (and perhaps even utilizing part of the same infrastructure) in many cities in the US.

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  76. What if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, what if a can carrying red paint crashes into a can carrying blue paint? Would both cans be marooned?

  77. Re:Bush was right after all by Schadrach · · Score: 1

    As opposed to blowing up, say important parts of our highway system, thus preventing trucks from taking the optimum route? After all that's essentially what the tubes would be in this scenario.

  78. Who gets to clean up the squash... by DontScotty · · Score: 1

    When their is a CSMA/CD issue?

    Who waits a random time to re-send the item?

    And, what if multiple carrier tubes are encoded with the same MAC address?

  79. If anything, they are thinking too small. by damburger · · Score: 1

    First, I independently had a similar idea (although significantly differing in details, tbh I would trust the experts over me). Also, people have posted links to previous ideas above, and there is already the classic pneumatic canister system. The idea is as old as the hills, so we should judge it purely on the implementation, which sounds pretty smart.

    However, I think they should take it much further...

    Clearly, this would have to be implemented in along publicly owned routes i.e. roads. Its already pretty crowded down there, so they would have to go pretty deep I guess. However, you have just build a network designed to power vehicles and placed it under a road. If you wire it up to an induction system on the surface (presumably with some kind of wireless point of sale too) then as well as killing 92% of the carbon emissions of haulage, you've also just solved the range issue for electric cars in that same area.

    If the goal is to get maximum quality of life for unit energy, such a scheme is going to pay for itself rapidly.

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  80. Re:Bush was right after all by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

    There's so much highway (federal and state) that it would be pretty tough I'd think to be able to blow up enough of it to make a big difference.

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  81. Long history of tubes for delivery by mspohr · · Score: 1
    Tubes have been used for delivery of stuff since early in the 19th century.

    Wikipedia has a good article:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pneumatic_tube

    Historical use

    * 1853: linking the London Stock Exchange to the city's main telegraph station (a distance of 220 yards)

    * 1865: in Berlin (until 1976), the Rohrpost, a system 400 kilometers in total length at its peak in 1940

    * 1866: in Paris (until 1984, 467 kilometers in total length from 1934)

    * 1875: in Vienna (until 1956)

    * 1887: in Prague (until 2002 due to flooding), the Prague pneumatic post[6]

    * 1897: in New York City (until 1953)

    * other cities: Munich, Rio de Janeiro, Buenos Aires, Hamburg, Rome, Naples, Milan, Marseilles, Melbourne, Boston, Philadelphia, Chicago, St. Louis[citation needed]

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  82. Chicago tried and failed 100 years ago... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Chicago already tried shipping good underground a hundred years ago underground and failed... http://users.ameritech.net/chicagotunnel/tunnel1.html

    Once trucking became popular the underground shipping lines died out. It costs less to build a truck than it does to dig a tunnel.

  83. The Alameda-Weehawken Burrito Tunnel by airherbe · · Score: 1

    "...An expansive spiderweb of tubes running through San Francisco’s Mission district as far south as the “Burrito Bordeaux” region of Palo Alto and Mountain View. Electronic displays in each taqueria light up in real time with orders placed on the East Coast, and within minutes a fresh burrito has been assembled, rolled in foil, marked and dropped down one of the small vertical tubes that rise like organ pipes in restaurant kitchens throughout the city."

    "Propelled by powerful bursts of compressed air, the burritos speed along the same tunnel as the BART commuter train, whose passengers remain oblivious to the hundreds of delicious cylinders whizzing along overhead. Within twelve minutes, even the remotest burrito has arrived at its final destination, the Alameda Transfer Station, where it will be prepared for its transcontinental journey."

    "Every four seconds a ‘slug’ of ten burritos, white with frost, ratchets into the breech. A moment later it flies into the tunnel with a loud hiss of compressed gas, and the lights dim briefly as banks of powerful electromagnets accelerate the burritos to over two hundred miles an hour. By the time they pass Stockton three minutes later the burritos will be traveling faster than the Concorde."

    http://idlewords.com/2007/04/the_alameda-weehawken_burrito_tunnel.htm

    If only it were true.

  84. Sewer Submarines by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    This kind of network would be very valuable. But there's little need to create a whole new network to deliver goods. Instead, robot submarines could run through the existing sewers. Upgrading it to deliver food and other stuff would require only fitting the sewers with a kind of "airlock" that the delivery sub fits into, separating the sewer outside the sub from the inside of the sub opening into the surface world.

    And in case you think that's too disgusting, even if it's actually completely separated, you shouldn't look into just how most of this food is produced. You're already eating it every day, and knowing how sausages are made would push you to starve instead. Let's just say "chicken lips", and leave it at that.

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  85. Guy's, listen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey, guys...

    Listen, guys, listen....

    Guys, I'll...

    Guy's listen....

    I'll make some tracks....

    Listen....

    I'll make some tracks and I'll put these engines on them. And then I'll attach some really big "canisters" to them and have the engines pull them down the track. We could even put people in 'em. It would be perfect.

  86. Re:Bush was right after all by jonbryce · · Score: 1

    Somali pirates attack container ships off the East coast of Africa. They do it for financial rather than political reasons which is why they are called pirates and not terrorists, but nevertheless it does happen.

  87. Re:Bush was right after all by Artifakt · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Two meter long capsules entering your house through appropriately sized tubes at up to 60 miles an hour represent a serious "last mile problem", (with the obvious solution of a smaller tube system connecting to a Tube Service Provider). So, we're back to an analog of the current model, where not everyone has a direct connection to the physical net. Just be glad you won't get 'ping' flooded with empty 2 meter capsules, or a 200,000 capsule DDOS attack.

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  88. Re:Bush was right after all by Artifakt · · Score: 2

    It doesn't really add one. Less surface shipping by truck/plane/rail would reduce the risks there, so it's a +1 + -1 = 0 situation at worst. Since the tubes don't have to run close to highways, power grid, or places with lots of people/civilian targets, it could be designed to minimize human risks, for a net negative terror threat potential.

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  89. Contents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ship to: Grandmas house
    Contents: 2 children

  90. Re:Bush was right after all by easyTree · · Score: 1

    How long until someone takes a ride in a cannister?

  91. Re:Bush was right after all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So like he said there really will be "Internets"!!

  92. Redefining Jumbo Packets by shogarth · · Score: 1

    So, this time the plan is to design a capsule-switched network with 2m capsules that, undoubtedly, will have a maximum weight. How long until someone realizes that efficiency would be improved if each packet, I mean capsule, could carry six times the cargo....

  93. Re:Bush was right after all by Culture20 · · Score: 0

    Most people don't.

    Gore does. He %#*€ing invented the thing.

  94. Re:Bush was right after all by gfreeman · · Score: 1

    About 3 minutes if I have my way.

    Wheeeeeeeeee!

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  95. Delivered right to your home or business. by apmonte · · Score: 1

    How many pounds of PETN do you think these 2m long food tubes will hold?

  96. Re:Bush was right after all by natehoy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    No, it would be very easy to blow up enough of it to make a big difference. As it stands right now, there is one main supply line, for example, into the State of Maine - Interstate 95. There are two bridges that cross into the state near that interstate, and one of them is falling apart on its own and needs little help to complete the journey. The other bridge, if closed, would force all traffic entering or leaving the state to the South to drive 20 miles out of their way, a good chunk of it on back roads that aren't designed to handle the 6 lanes each way of traffic that the current two bridges provide the capacity for (and quite often use to the point of backups).

    During the summer, the I95 corridor regularly has toll backups of well over ten miles. One car bomb set off at one of those toll booths would inconvenience two lines of cars ten miles long and four cars wide, and any trucks that happen to be mixed in.

    And that's for a rural state with under 2 million residents. It gets worse when you go urban. A lot worse. Three car bombs could take out the Calahan Tunnel, the I-90 Mass Pike Bridge, and the bridge at the William F., McLellan Highway. A couple more could take out the offramps off I95 in that area, and isolate Boston into two unconnected cities for quite some time.

    Look at New York. Take out the Holland and Brooklyn Battery tunnels and a half-dozen bridges and New York City will come to a standstill that made the WTC bombings look like "business as usual".

    The highway system is deeply vulnerable to attack, as is the electrical system, the sewer and water systems in many major cities, and lots of infrastructure. The important distinction is that these would be excellent military targets but poor terrorism targets. Terrorists want a large immediate and direct body count.

    If anything, a tube network like this will have distinct advantages from a national security standpoint. It will allow food supplies to continue to flow in the event of an attack on the highway system, or if this system is attacked we can still use the highway system for critical supplies (we just need to commandeer the trucks currently used for less-critical supplies). It provides redundancy.

    Infrastructure for this will be cheaper and easier to build than a highway, so you can build a lot more redundancy into a system like this at lower cost.

    A system like this would be less accessible and therefore harder to target. Any asshole can rent a Ryder truck, load it with some Diesel fuel and ammonium nitrate fertilizer, and "McVeigh" a significant bridge or section of highway for a very long time. Attacking a sealed tube (particularly underground) where cars don't normally go is harder. And the tube, being smaller, can be repaired more quickly and we can use the highways as a backup or reroute until it is fixed. Probably faster than you could design some way of getting the goods from the tubes to a truck.

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  97. Re:Bush was right after all by Culture20 · · Score: 1

    No, TCP-like! Once the first canister gets diverted, or destroyed, and I send a N-ACK, a second one with my reprovisioned Garlic Triscuts, Peperoni sticks, and egg nog will be resent. When does my crap get here?

    Your crap arrives after insertion of your provisions into your personal tubes. With what you're ordering, expect a quick and spicy delivery.

  98. It's Not a Big Truck by Fantom42 · · Score: 1

    So, after Ted Stevens gets made fun of basically non-stop for years for comparing the Internet to a Series of Tubes, we get this Slashdot story.

    "Automatically routed canisters could replace trucks with an Internet of things, says Foodtubes"

    >Forehead Slap

  99. 2 meter long capsule? by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

    Just big enough to use this system to dispose of bodies! Methinks they have some other uses in mind besides food distribution...

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  100. Re:Logistic issues I see: So what? by jenningsthecat · · Score: 1

    There are a number of basic logistical concerns. It would be nice to have a freight tunnel system, but it is fraught with a number of issues.

    With slight re-wording, ALL of the issues you mentioned apply to the Internet. Yet in spite of 'basic logistical concerns' and 'fraught with a number of issues', we're still using it to carry on this discussion.

    Never underestimate man's ingenuity, tenacity, and persistence. If it's a worthwhile concept, it will probably be built, and (eventually) it will probably work just fine, TYVM.

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  101. Re:Bush was right after all by Urza9814 · · Score: 1

    Just be glad you won't get 'ping' flooded with empty 2 meter capsules, or a 200,000 capsule DDOS attack.

    Whatever you do, just don't order any Spam! :)

  102. Re:Bush was right after all by WildBlue · · Score: 1

    Just be glad you won't get 'ping' flooded with empty 2 meter capsules, or a 200,000 capsule DDOS attack.

    Would that be a Distributed Denial of Sustinance Attack?

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  103. Irony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When a tunnel collapses we can send chilean miners to the trapped food. Instead of sending food to trapped chilean miners.

    A vicious cycle has begun...mark my words.

  104. Subway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds kind of like the railroad system...except underground. Maybe we could call it the subway.

  105. Subways? by Lilith's+Heart-shape · · Score: 1

    Subways have multiple defects, some of which I will list below:

    • They are not ubiquitous, but implemented only within large cities.
    • They are not available on-demand, but run on a schedule.
    • Because users are not separated from one another, malicious users can harm others.
    • Failure of a single transport container can adversely affect multiple users.
  106. The Roads Must... by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

    Roll!

    And just wait until there's a worker's strike!

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  107. Re:Bush was right after all by mjwalshe · · Score: 1

    Lol when i left school I was offered a research assistants job and had the choice of nuclear and mathematical modeling or solids transport - including capsule pipelines we had a full size test track.

    One of the guys in my physics class at school worked in solids transport and when he told be about having to crawl into the test circuit we had - to unstuck stuck loaded containers i decided to go into the math and nuke department.

    But I did miss out on driving the baby JCB/ Backhoe we had to load one of the rigs

  108. Re:Bush was right after all by cayenne8 · · Score: 2
    Interesting, I've not been up in the NE very much....I'm from the South. Things are much more spread out down here I guess, and there are roads everywhere. Texas for instance is covered in asphalt, so that's my frame of reference.

    With the exception of New Orleans, I've never been in a place that had such a limited number of access points. In this city, it is 3 of them...I-10E, I-10W and the Causeway bridge (N) across Lake Pontchartrain...all are bridges.

    But other than this, I've not known or seen many states that have cities locked off by only 1-2 access points over bridges. I'm not really used to seeing toll roads. Do they have a lot of them up there or something?

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  109. old idea? by roc97007 · · Score: 1

    Wasn't this already tried once?

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  110. Internet of Junk by js_sebastian · · Score: 1

    In montreal, they are doing this for garbage disposal:

    http://www.wired.com/magazine/2010/06/st_trashsucker_canada/

  111. Re:Bush was right after all by Fareq · · Score: 1

    Or you just make everybody so afraid of the terrists that they won't leave their homes^H^H^H^H^Hbunkers. Then there won't be anybody to drive the trucks.

  112. Cool - High speed IP over Avian Carriers by SpaceLifeForm · · Score: 1
    Link

    Safe and secure from hawks and planes.

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  113. Prior Art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There was something like this proposed at the 1962 Worlds Fair in Seattle. The containers were almost the same size.

  114. this was predicted by prgrmr · · Score: 1

    by Philip Jose Farmer in his "Dayworld" series.

  115. Maude, there's ALLIGATORS coming out of the tubes! by Thud457 · · Score: 1

    8. Cities like New Orleans, Houston, most of Florida, and keeping the underground tubes free of water.

    or, more importantly, alligators

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  116. Pneumatic Tubes by micahcochran · · Score: 1

    The article leads to believe these tubes will suck, literally. These tubes are not really anything new.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pneumatic_tube

  117. Re:Bush was right after all by Dunega · · Score: 1

    One destroyed truck doesn't plug up a huge chunk of the system though.

  118. Just wondering... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What happens the "intelligent software", segfaults? Who's going to clean up the mess?

  119. Tunnels to move goods by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Works for Mexican Drug Lords...
    Hardly a novel concept

  120. Re:Bush was right after all by yotto · · Score: 1

    So not only did I miss out on making the joke, but the guy who made it screwed it up?

    GP gets -1 Internet and -1 FoodTube.

  121. Re:Bush was right after all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He "took the initiative in creating the Internet", to accurately quote him. Which is exactly what he did while in Congress. He deserves a lot of credit.

  122. Re:Bush was right after all by gfreeman · · Score: 3, Informative

    You obviously don't drive the 401 :)

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  123. Re:Bush was right after all by Reece400 · · Score: 1

    Well, it can, it crashes and loses it's load all over a freeway.

  124. You don't seem to understand... by Chibi+Merrow · · Score: 1

    Collisions are less likely than with a truck, because the cargo tubes are not independently powered and independently operated, there's a central computer managing traffic routing.

    I take it you're not familiar with Denver's automated baggage system, then. It was centrally controlled by a computer, too. Now it's used as an example (along with the Therac-25 radiation machine that killed people and the Ariane 5 that exploded) in ethics/computers in society classes for massive failures and the real-world consequences of bad/unsafe designs. Whenever dealing with a gigantic, complicated, interconnected engineering challenge like what these guys are proposing, the fact that there will be a "central computer managing traffic routing" should concern--not reassure--you.

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    1. Re:You don't seem to understand... by Rei · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually, the real story of Denver's baggage handling system was that poor design and insufficient technology can kill a good idea. Here's a good retrospective analysis of the situation. The actual design of the system was done as an afterthought, in restricted geometry, unrealistic timeframe, and unrealistic budget, without any kind of meaningful backup system. Just learning how to manage the queues right is something that should have had a pilot study before design was even begun. Also, due to the then-high cost of RFID tags, individual bags were tagged with bar codes, and only the carts were RFID tagged. While RFID-reading of the bags would have been easy, bar-code reading of them was a disaster. And lastly, they simply scaled up way too fast from existing systems. All of the Denver components previously existed and were used elsewhere, but Denver greatly increased the speed and throughput, directly interlinked everything, and without a backup, every snag held everything else up. And without a study on how to deal with these contingencies, the whole system was a disaster.

      There are many lessons to be learned from Denver, but "central control = bad" is not one of them. The main lessons are "don't rush or underfund leaps in technology" and "walk before you run."

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  125. We already have this in New York City. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's called the subway. But instead of goods being routed by an intelligent network, they're routed by minimum wage delivery workers.

  126. Re:Bush was right after all by thisisntme · · Score: 3, Funny

    I tried to but it said I was unauthorized, so I decided to take the 404 instead, but I couldn't find it...

  127. Why restrict it to goods? by he-sk · · Score: 1

    I've been dreaming about such a system for years. In cities, those underground tubes would also connect to apartment buildings and would be used to deliver goods and for inner-city travel.

    This would allow us to get rid of inner-city car traffic and significantly reduce the amount of space that is dedicated to streets and parking.

    We would finally reclaim the streets. Kids could play outside again without parents fearing that they get run over, it could be powered by green tech (snow would be white once again without all those car exhausts) and if intelligent routing is used, it would cut down on traffic time (no more traffic jams).

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  128. Sounds cool, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wouldn't this pose major security concerns?

  129. Glad I'm not the only one on this idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I had this idea years ago too, it just seemed the like the logical evolution from shipping things in trucks, fedex/ups/usps/dhl/etc

    LIM is a proven technology already as it's used in the ART systems in Vancouver and JFK. This is just the scaled down version.

    Put them inside vacuum tubes and you remove the air friction.

  130. As predicted by Tenacious D by exabrial · · Score: 1

    The second decree: no more pollution, no more car exhaust,
    Or ocean dumpage. From now on, we will travel in tubes!

    Get the scientists working on the tube technology

  131. I am not an engineer, but worked in construction.. by rts008 · · Score: 1

    I like the general idea quite a bit, but I can also see some serious issues to resolve.

    You would have to design it so that if a pod became stuck somehow(pod malfunction, tube malfunction, system malfunction), there would be a quick solution to recover it.

    I also think that a pressurized air system adds too much complexity. Airlocks or something at the destination/exits/entrances, pressure seals and seal maintenance, maintaining and generating pressure, speed regulation and timing/routing the pods, etc.

    It may be easier to use something like electric rails or some type of mag-lev system, I don't know.

    Some of the issues to be worked out would apply to 'pod in a tube' systems in general, no matter the propulsion type.

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  132. Re:Bush was right after all by timkar · · Score: 2

    Yep Sounds like a new infrastructure terrorist target. Blow up the tubes...kill trade easily.

    Much harder to blow up a bunch of individual trucks driving all over the place.

    So? If you want to hurt trade by truck, you don't blow up the individual trucks any more than you blow up individual canisters moving through the foodtubes. Instead, you blow up critical bridges and tunnels.

    I'll grant you the production facilities and fuel, but the redundancy in the US road system is really impressive I think. While they wouldn't hold up long, there are states where you could drive all the way across and never touch a Federal Highway or Interstate. Granted Manhattan is probably screwed, but we should just build a wall around it and make it a prison, anyway.

  133. this already existed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    in the early 20th century, little underground freight subways using electric trams shunted cargo around small diameter tubes beneath downtown Chicago, and also below the London Post Office.

    A better idea is to use little robotic trucks that drive on existing roads, IMO.

  134. What about womp rats? by xmuskrat · · Score: 1

    They're not much bigger than two meters

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  135. Mod Parent up by HighOrbit · · Score: 1

    Attempts have been made at this for years with pnuematic tubes, with varying success. See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pneumatic_tube#In_public_transportation

    This is essentially an update on the old steam-era (shall I venture "steam-punk"?) tech

  136. My Love For You Is Like A Truck by elkawuf · · Score: 1

    I actually worked in logistics for a while. Trucks are actually rather inflexible, when you think about it.

    To ship product to multiple locations, a truck would need to drive to location A, unload, drive to location B, unload, etc. This also requires that a human being be engaged for the entire duration. A truck can only be at one location at once. Its size is also fixed, meaning that if there is slightly more product than the truck will fit you need another truck. On the other hand, if there isn't enough product to fill the truck the cost of the delivered goods increases relative to a full vehicle. This last one was a major problem for my company.

    With an automated tube-based system, the same human could place product into transit at their base of operations and simultaneously have product move to locations A, B, etc while they would be free to prepare more shipments in the time they previously spent driving a vehicle.

    Trucks will certainly still be useful, but a system like this would be absolutely phenomenal for small-scale shipping.

  137. Steps to follow by paxcoder · · Score: 1

    1. Support to create a *global* network of these tubes
    2. Become a manager and learn the protocols
    3. Readress & reroute traffic to Africa
    4. FEED AND CLOTHE THE AFRICANS FOR PETE'S SAKES ALREADY!

    Geez. In comparison to the "third world", it's as we to are living a few millenia in the future.
    I can't allow myself to feel as if we've advanced until there are people die of starvation here.

  138. Trucks by Sene · · Score: 0

    If this would get rid of the trucks on the road even partially, I'm up for it.

  139. People Moving by JohnRoss1968 · · Score: 1

    Put it above ground and use it for everything from cargo to moving people.

  140. Re:Bush was right after all by easyTree · · Score: 1

    Cargo wants to be free; arrrrr.

  141. Logistics Strikes Again! by Cinnamon+Beige · · Score: 1

    As somebody else has pointed out about trains, they're a lousy solution over short distances when it comes to efficiency. It also is actually a rather poor solution now, since many rail lines cannot be put back into use and of those which could be, many have survived because nobody wants to go there anyway--a lot of them have been turned into roads. Moreover, building new aboveground tracks would suffer from prohibitive costs, due to the fact that, well, people kinda live there.

    Unless, of course, you want to make a lot of people suddenly homeless by exercising eminent domain, which itself has the problem of the state insisting on having the valuation be done by somebody whose paycheck they sign. This might not be a particular problem if they also used the same value they use for calculating your property taxes, except strangely, when they want to buy your land, they discover it's worth extremely less than they've been taxing you for. (That McMansion turns out to have a market value of a plywood shack on the upwind side of the sewage plant. Y'see, it's the plywood shack's reclaimed antique tin roof and utter greenness due to no electricity that makes it worth so much...the plywood shack, I mean. Not the McMansion.)

    Surprisingly, nobody thinks to inform the tax office of this quite important discovery in case your property taxes come due before you sell.

    Yeah, as much as I like trains, let's not.

    Underground tubes--especially if you don't have to dig a large-diameter tunnel--are flat-out less of a logistical nightmare to build, now.

  142. KISS by foniksonik · · Score: 1

    If this was kept as simple as possible it could work really well. Just goods (food and dry goods), nothing alive, no chemicals- nothing reactive or toxic. Air and water tight tube and canisters. Follow major existing routes. Allow for last mile deliveries so more than just major chains could use it. Last mile branches are funded by the receiver but they can sublet their line for local smaller businesses to offset cost.

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  143. Wired by tru3ntropy · · Score: 1

    Found this a while ago on wired http://www.wired.com/autopia/2009/07/robot-delivers-packages-through-sewers/?intcid=postnav; it uses the sewerage system already there to deliver smaller parcels seems to be a better idea han digging new tunnels all over the place.

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  144. Already in Testing by nethead23 · · Score: 1

    A similiar, already about 30 year old concept is already in testing in germany. The project is called "CargoCap" and initiated by the "Ruhr University".

    Check http://www.cargocap.com/ for more Information

  145. Re:Bush was right after all by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

    Surely the risk of DDOS attack has always existing in the real world. We have all heard the one about the guy who books every pizza delivery, every courier pick-up, every builder, every plumber, every skip for hire, ever mail order catalogue etc. to be delivered Friday morning to their enemies house. Thanks to disposable cell phones there is little risk of being caught.

    The real problems are mechanical. The tubes would need to be pretty wide and have some way of being accessed and repaired. The system would have be incredibly robust to avoid constant blockages and failures. Regulating the content of the packages would be pretty damn difficult too, and the potential for mischeif pretty high.

    What we really need is a better way for people to receive packages too big to go through the letter box when they are out. You can get lockable bins but not all couriers will accept them and they are fairly rare. As more stuff needs to be delivered the services are improving thanks to economies of scale and demands for service. In London you can get a delivery within a 1 hour window now and I expect in another 5 years most places will offer smaller windows than that. Supermarkets already deliver shopping in the evenings when people are home from work.

    You could spend billions building a series of tubes and it would be worthless in 5-10 years tops.

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