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  1. Re:Mcdonalds on Sharks Seen Swimming Down Australian Streets · · Score: 1

    I thought Flake was Shark.

  2. Re:Not surprising on Sharks Seen Swimming Down Australian Streets · · Score: 1

    Most things take at least a week to get to slashdot but I think it is on this minute because its dinner time in Melbourne and Sydney.

  3. Re:Not surprising on Sharks Seen Swimming Down Australian Streets · · Score: 1

    not sure why this random factoid above all others has made Slashdot

    It's a US-american thing I guess.

    Uh US-american?

    Come on its the awsome title.

  4. Re:Obligatory on Sharks Seen Swimming Down Australian Streets · · Score: 2, Funny

    Agree. I would have loved to see him do a show about that now, with his cool accent and all. I could imagine him jumping on a shark and riding it, saying "ain't they goorgeous?"

    Unfortunately Steve jumped the shark some time ago and not in a good way...

  5. Re:coincidence? on Sharks Seen Swimming Down Australian Streets · · Score: 1

    If you see a shark on the streets of Canberra and he's not a defence industry lobbyist then it will probably be Microsoft related.

  6. Re:PHFT! Nothing new! on Sharks Seen Swimming Down Australian Streets · · Score: 1

    Sorry, obviously there's a little confusion here. Lemme clarify that for ya.

    A billion in the Australian metric system, is 1/10th of a Waggawagga, or about 3/5ths of a Malala.

    I thought that was a sydharb.

  7. Re:I'm crying!!! on Auto Incorrect · · Score: 1

    Years ago I worked for a department which managed the displayed on electronic road signs. Management decided to display road safety slogans during idle time and sent through a list. The person who audited the list used a word processor with spell check. One message said Freeway emergency telephones are there for your connivance and safety. Fortunately the guy who loaded the messages into the sign control software picked up the mistake and changed "connivance" to "convenience".

  8. Re:Crocodile vs Shark! on Sharks Seen Swimming Down Australian Streets · · Score: 1

    Probably not the first time this has been tried. Crocs have been seen a long way off shore in the ocean so they must have been eating something.

  9. Re:Land sharks! on Sharks Seen Swimming Down Australian Streets · · Score: 1

    I heard it on the weekend and the story might have been a few days old then.

  10. Re:PHFT! Nothing new! on Sharks Seen Swimming Down Australian Streets · · Score: 1

    Cycling home from work today there were all these hoopsnakes running red lights right past me. What is this country coming to?

  11. Re:Why post, fake news? on Sharks Seen Swimming Down Australian Streets · · Score: 1

    1 more time and I'm done with this site. If a lot of these things aren't actually factual, I'll migrate to a better source

    My sister in law is from Queensland and she knows people in Goodna. She told me about the sharks a couple of days ago. I am pretty sure the story comes from the Goodna butcher and I have no reason to disbelieve him.

  12. Re:According to TFA: on Man Tunnels Into GameStop, Steals Games · · Score: 1

    I reckon manually breaking through a brick wall would be noisier than using power tools. And the best place to hide the loot would be in the apartments where "nobody heard anything".

  13. Re:Done before on Man Tunnels Into GameStop, Steals Games · · Score: 1

    and stole 60 million francs worth of money.

    How did they convert the francs into money?

  14. Re:AAPL on Steve Jobs Taking Medical Leave of Absence · · Score: 1

    I could say "Frankfurt, Germany, Europe" but then I repeat myself.

  15. Re:Where have I seen this before? on Taiwan Develops Face-Recognition Vending Machine · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Try teaching this machine about the history of the East India Company.

  16. Re:FTFY on Cell Phone Industry's Six Biggest Failed Schemes · · Score: 1

    Here it used to be that Vodafone numbers started with 0414, Optus were 0411 and Telstra had 0419. The rest of the number is six digits after the prefix. Now we have number portability I am using a Vodafone number on Optus.

  17. Re:Imagine Stallman using one of these things... on Taiwan Develops Face-Recognition Vending Machine · · Score: 1
  18. Re:Iridium on Cell Phone Industry's Six Biggest Failed Schemes · · Score: 1

    Satellite links.

  19. Re:FTFY on Cell Phone Industry's Six Biggest Failed Schemes · · Score: 1

    Somebody can correct me if I am wrong but I get the impression that mobile phones started out in the US as special services attached to local phone numbers. It was as if they took a line from a local exchange and patched it into a radio device so that the mobile behaved as a normal phone in that exchange area.

    In .au mobiles have their own national prefix. They don't tell you where the phone is based. Thats bad for the caller because some mobile calls could cost them more money without them knowing about it in advance.

    In the US the caller pays for the call to a local number (including long distance charges if appropriate) and the receiver of the call pays for the mobile leg from the exchange to their handset.

  20. Re:10c text messages on Cell Phone Industry's Six Biggest Failed Schemes · · Score: 1

    I'm truly surprised nobody has launched an ad-supported (they would call it "free") texting-only service.

    To be followed by SMS based broadband data where advertisements are filtered as noise at layer 1.

  21. Re:"would be stored in the rows..." on Cassandra 0.7 Can Pack 2 Billion Columns Into a Row · · Score: 1

    True story. They were over there in India using some meta data derived from our application dataset to generate a UML model which was generating java source which was compiling to class files one gigabyte in size. We fired the application up for the customer and it never actually finished starting...

  22. Re:I don't see a problem with this on Breaching an AUP a Crime In Western Australia · · Score: 1

    Though compared to the US the issue overall is fairly minor.

  23. Re:What functionality are we BSD users ... on Xfce 4.8 Released · · Score: 1

    I wonder if removing the HAL (Hardware Abstraction Layer) makes Xfce more specific to one OS (Linux) and harder to port.

  24. Re:Making it just as heavy as Gnome and KDE now? on Xfce 4.8 Released · · Score: 1

    Hopefully all these new-fangled frameworks and technologies aren't going to turn Xfce into just another Gnome or KDE competitor. Xfce was always fast and light. Hopefully it stays that way.

    More than that: its turning into Gnome.

    Meanwhile Canonical writes their own desktop environment...

  25. Re:stop messing with the Android UI on Notion Ink's Adam Android Tablet Said To Ship This Week · · Score: 1

    I have noticed that iphone users find the resistive touch screen on my LG android phone to be a bit insensitive.