Taiwan Develops Face-Recognition Vending Machine
angry tapir writes "Government-funded researchers in Taiwan have developed a vending machine that recommends purchases based on people's faces. We've previously discussed a Japanese vending machine that recommended drinks based using facial recognition. The Taiwanese machine can look for clues like whether a person has glasses, a beard or a mustache and based on that it guesses their use of make-up or frequency of shaving. It then might recommend a facial mask, razor, or health products that people in a certain category are statistically likely to buy."
Yeah, that's a great marketing strategy.
"Hey you! You're face looks like it could use a mask!"
http://www.techeye.net/hardware/smart-vending-machines-triple-sales
Japanese always invent first. The Chinese just steal the IP and clone it. :)
While I can appreciate this sort of thing from an academic perspective (it's quite impressive, actually), I find the idea of this in the real world quite sickening. Not sure I like the idea of a vending machine putting me into a category based on how I look. Or based on anything, for that matter.
Why can't a vending machine just be a vending machine?
Me: "Hmmm - I think I'll have a mars bar"
Vending Machine: "Are you sure? You look like you need a razor, a box of tampons, and a coke"
Me: Fist-of-death
maybe I'm weird, but at some point I talked to my friends about rashes from shaving, and how to avoid them, and it seemed like an intimate discussion. What would happen to humans as social animals, if a lot of these physiological issues would be "discussed" only with automated systems?
I mean... our minds are housed in these machines. Taking care of these machines is a big part of our time, and yet we have moments when we consider all this to be nonessential ("I am a thinking mind, concerned with math and science, not a body"). However, what would it really mean to remove all of the conversations about taking care of the machines from our social interactions?
Maybe I'm just in a "back to the trees" phase today, sorry if this is seems like a nonissue.
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...enforcing social norms! You have stubble, therefore you must shave. Your hair is messy, here's a comb. Everyone will start to look the same!
Scanning...
You've been identified as:
- Elton John
- Chewbacca
- Hitler
- Morbidly obese middle-aged guy
- 15 years old Taiwanese schoolgirl
Computing recommendation...
Here, why don't you try $MOST_EXPENSIVE_PRODUCT ?
Our super-advanced recommendation technology has determined it's just what you need!
I'm not sure that a vending machine that is essentially playing Guess Who can be classified as having "Facial Recognition Technology".
This is big news, the offspring of the big Red are seeking to a market to guys with beards... no muslim with a prophecy beard could refuse to purchase in the right location..
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Machine: Its best if I will give you some razor
Stallman: sudo Give me some coffee
Machine: Coming right up!
It recommended a brain transplant.
Vending Machine: "Are you sure? You look like you need a razor, a box of tampons, and a coke"
I am not familiar with this kink, but it sounds like it might have potential.
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In Japan, there are vending machines that scans facial bone structure to verify if you're of age or not to buy beer and such. I just hope that they don't implement these new suggestive vending machines for used panties. "YOU SIR, YOU LOOK LIKE YOU MIGHT WANT A GOOD PAIR OF USED PANTIES... *scanning* LOLICON 3,000Yen plz
Would you like a salad?
So basically vending machines will prey on people by upselling with no associated staffing costs. Minimum wage workers have been proven effective shame 'sheeple' into buying extra crap by merely begging at them. Now they can make extra sales to the even lower estemed and dumb people with no cost except the frustration and temple pressure caused to the non-stupid, who will probably deal with it to get the product they are after. "buy a razor today [scumbag] ?" wife beside him gets something to nag about when he says no, at least that's what his low self esteem is telling him true or not
Stop invalid scientific research. Ask your local scientists to feed their lab rats with a phytoestrogen-free chow.
the person that wants to spend money, but just can't quite imagine what he needs? That is a pretty cynical, but could be amusing after a couple of drinks.
It would be more interesting as a profile generator - put a dollar in and it tells you what it knows thinks of you. "You are overweight, have poor muscle tone, droopy eyes and carry overpriced gadgets" -> are you a programmer?
It could be a feature of singles night - to suggest who you should hit on, or advise you to just go home...
Damn thing kept offering me only Lil' Debbie snacks.
and what makes it all the more impressive is that they all look the same out there, dont they?
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NUTRI-MATIC MACHINE
This machine provides the user with a plastic cup filled with a liquid that was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea.
The way it functions is very interesting. When the Drink button is pressed it makes an instant but highly detailed examination of the subject's taste buds, a spectroscopic analysis of the subject's metabolism and then sends tiny experimental signals down the neural pathways to the taste centers of the subject's brain to see what is likely to be well received.
However, no one knew quite why it does this because it then invariably delivers a cupful of liquid that is almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea.
The Nutri-Matic was designed and manufactured by the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation whose complaints department now covers all the major land masses of the first three planets in the Sirius Tau Star system.
I suppose that whatever you attempt to order from the Drinks O'Matic dispenser will be carefully tuned to provide the exact required nutrients based on your species, genetic makeup and whether you still have a hangover from the previous night's party, judging by the prominence of the bags under your eyes and the resulting elixir will taste almost exactly, but not quite unlike tea...
Excuse me, but please get off my Pennisetum Clandestinum, eh!
In Soviet Russia... (drum-roll) *you* recognise the vending machine!
that people in a certain category are statistically likely to buy.
It sees two girls, they get one cup.
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Toaster: Howdy doodly do. How's it going? I'm Talkie, Talkie Toaster, your chirpy breakfast companion. Talkie's the name, toasting's the game. Anyone like any toast?
Lister: Look, I don't want any toast, and he doesn't want any toast. In fact, no one around here wants any toast. Not now, not ever. No toast.
Toaster: How 'bout a muffin?
Lister: Or muffins. We don't like muffins around here. We want no muffins, no toast, no teacakes, no buns, baps, baguettes or bagels, no croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potato cakes and no hot-cross buns and definitely no smegging flapjacks.
Toaster: Aah, so you're a waffle man.
... and then they built the supercollider.
Vending Machine: "Oh, it's you."
Self: "Shut up and gimme the usual."
http://tech.slashdot.org/story/10/11/15/1937256/Smart-Vending-Machines-Triple-Sales
As a slashdot reader. Here, why don't you try a Mountain Dew.
When used in US airports, the machines will profile its customers and the TSA will just search anyone drinking Mr. Pibb.
drink water
They just need to add a mass spectrometer and air intake. Then it could recommend deodorant as well.
This feat is even more amazing than we first thought considering
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I glanced at that and thought it said "Face-Recognition Voting-Machine".
Me:"Yes, I'd like a mars bar
Vendy:"Perhaps you should have a facial mask".
Me:"Why should I? My Mum says I'm a as handsome as a prince!"
Vendy:"All mothers say that, to avoid hurting your feelings ugly".
Me:*Bursts into tears*
Me:"Allright I'll take a facial mask, a razor, a box of tampons, and a coke"
How can the machine recognise faces? In some countries of the world, all the people look the same, do they not?
Oh great! Aside from already being nagged into buying extra things we don't want in shops, we're going to have to deal with smartarse machines telling us to buy things we don't want whilst making personal comments to coerce us into a purchase.