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  1. Re:Hunt down the original developer on Learning and Maintaining a Large Inherited Codebase? · · Score: 1

    shoot(huntdown(original developer))

  2. It depends on the language on Learning and Maintaining a Large Inherited Codebase? · · Score: 5, Funny

    If it's Perl or VB, you might want to consider self-immolation as a first step.

  3. Re:To which Lord Vader of the RIAA replied, on Lord Lucas Says Record Companies "Blackmail" Users · · Score: 1

    I felt a great disturbance in The Force...

    As if millions of /. readers cried out "DUH!!" and were suddenly silenced...

  4. Re:why even use propelant ? on Giving CubeSats Electric Propulsion · · Score: 1

    Something like a Magnetorquer?

  5. Launched, yes. Orbited, not so much. on Giving CubeSats Electric Propulsion · · Score: 4, Informative

    The engines on the the DNEPR-1 launched on 26 July 2006 shut down 86 seconds into the flight. It crashed approximately 25 km downrange. So, quite a bit of "bang" for your buck.

  6. Re:Uh huh on IBM's Patent To "Capture Expert Knowledge" With Games · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Then don't bother with the disingenuous bullshit about "lower average age". Just say "We're putting middle-aged Americans out of work and sending it to countries with lower standards of living and more exploitative social settings because we can make more money that way". That wasn't so hard was it?

  7. Re:There are limits to the amount of knowledge tha on IBM's Patent To "Capture Expert Knowledge" With Games · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Is Apple even remotely aware that there is something called "quality control"?

    Sure. You want to control it so that shit doesn't get out-of-hand.

  8. Uh huh on IBM's Patent To "Capture Expert Knowledge" With Games · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...deal with Baby Boomers by 'investing in global resources from geographies with a lower average age for IT workers, such as India or China.'

    Yeah, I'm sure that's their motivation... (Nothing about salaries or insurance or taxes or any of that financial stuff.

  9. Re:Apple Care on Gene Roddenberry's Mac Plus Is Coming Up For Auction · · Score: 4, Funny

    It would, if Apple cared.

  10. Re:When will they get it??? on Sony To Encase Half the Star Wars: Galaxies Servers In Carbonite · · Score: 2, Funny

    You don't release a game and then change everything about it.
    ...
    Get it right before you release it or deal with the consequences.

    Mr. cyberjock1980? George Lucas is on line one for you.

  11. I'm dyin' here on Microsoft Blasts Google Book Deal · · Score: 5, Insightful

    These competitive and transparent efforts affirm the benefits of an open market, and the Constitutionally mandated legislative process ensures that the diverse interests of the many stakeholders are considered and balanced, accommodating copyright owners, online services, libraries and the public. The proposed settlement, on the other hand, pursues an illegitimate approach. Following closed-door negotiations that excluded millions of copyright owners and the very public that copyright law serves, Google and the plaintiffs seek to arrogate public policymaking to themselves, bypass Congress and the free market, and force a sweeping "joint venture" - built on copyrights owned by a largely absent class - via this Court's order.

    So, in this one paragraph, Microsoft says:
    1. Competition and open/free markets are good.
    2. The diverse interests of the many outweighs the greed of the few (a corporation).
    3. Closed-door negotiations are bad.
    4. Copyright law serves the public.
    5. Joint ventures are bad.
    6. We should be worried about the millions of unenfranchised who were left out of a back-room deal.

    *boggle*

  12. Re:What else is left? on ES&S To Buy Diebold, Blackbox Voting To Sue · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Say goodbye to democracy.

    Democracy (in the U.S.) died some time ago. Gerrymandering killed it. The election is already rigged when the districts are drawn.

  13. Re:Global warming is a scam. on UK Royal Society Claims Geo-Engineering Feasible · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Such a beautiful, beautiful, beautiful troll. All the more breathtaking because you actually seem to believe the crap you're spewing. It's interesting to me how your "argument" style parallels the way the Intelligent Designers present their frothing whackjobisms. Even the words and phrases are similar. I know for certain I won't be able to sway you with such trifles as facts or logic, or even carry on a reasoned discussion, but perhaps you could enlighten us:

    1. Swindle?/Scam?/Fraud? Perpetrated by who? For what purpose? Who (which golem "them") gains exactly what from preventing this "global warming/climate change" that "they" say is happening and you insist is not? What is their payoff? And why are you so dead-set against it?

    2. Are you seriously denying that humanity has, since the start of the Industrial Age, pumped trillions of tons of carbon (we'll ignore the sulfides, the chlorine, etc.) back into the atmosphere that have been locked away as coal and oil for hundreds of millions of years? Really? That just didn't happen? Really? It couldn't possibly have an effect? Really? And you're certain of this, how?

    3. What's it to you? Why does it bother you so that people are worried about this and want to do something about it? Why are you so determined to stop them doing so?


    Excess CO2 has nothing to do with global warming in fact rising CO2 is an effect of increased global temps not a cause.
    A good case can be made for the good caused by a warming planet.

    Facepalm.
    Increased ocean temperatures == releases of methane hydrate == more atmospheric methane == increased ocean temperatures.
    Have you heard of the notion of "tipping points"? Runaway positive feedback?

    The US senate means nothing. The hundreds of scientists that disagree with the climate change fraud do.

    Can you name THREE? Reputable environmental scientists, climatologists, even (real) meteorologists? You know, scientists with expertise in the field we're talking about? Do they have any, what's that word, evidence? Because the glaciologists and geologists and oceanologists are pretty convinced that something pretty wildly out-of-scale for the time frames involved, (in the absence of any other environmental factors: supervolcanos, large meteor strikes) is going on. Do these reputable environmental scientists really think that climate change isn't a real and worrisome threat, that mankind's stewardship of the planet hasn't been incredibly shocking irresponsible?

  14. Re:reversable solutions on UK Royal Society Claims Geo-Engineering Feasible · · Score: 3, Insightful

    1. Human nature
    2. Entropy
    3. Budget cuts/regime change.

    Pick one.

  15. Re:stupid on UK Royal Society Claims Geo-Engineering Feasible · · Score: 4, Insightful

    News bulletin: We've already fucked with it. (Without understanding).

  16. Acme mirrors to the rescue on UK Royal Society Claims Geo-Engineering Feasible · · Score: 2, Funny

    Possible suggestions included: 'a giant mirror on the Moon; a space parasol made of superfine aluminum mesh; and a swarm of 10 trillion small mirrors launched into space one million at a time every minute for the next 30 years.'"

    Nice to see they consulted Wyle E. Cyote.

    Seriously, how about a chalk farm?

  17. Re:Science Reporting At Its Best on Augmented Reality In a Contact Lens · · Score: 3, Funny

    After they add the second LED to the contact lens, they'll have to figure out where to put the heatsink.

  18. Re:Another inevitable function of this... on Augmented Reality In a Contact Lens · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Further, studies show that the eye's point-of-focus jerks all over the place. Your gaze is rarely centered in just one spot in a scene. Then there's the question of (depth-of-field) focus...

  19. Re:A 21st Century Contact Lens on Augmented Reality In a Contact Lens · · Score: 1

    I absolutely love Popular Science illustrations like that; with little bitty boxes marked "Heinsenberg compensator" and "Zero-point module" and "Inertial dampener" and suchlike. They show me what future technology will be like.

  20. OK, I'm a sicko, I admit it on EMC Co-Founder Commits Suicide · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm getting a HUGE LOL from the

    Solaris budget concerns?
    You have options!

    Advert on the El Reg page announcing "EMC co-founder kills himself".

  21. This just in on Red Hat Releases Windows Virtualization Code · · Score: 1

    Flaws in the OS might be exploited by apps. Film at 11:00.

  22. Re:Know your market. on Microsoft Poland Photoshops Black Guy To White One · · Score: 1

    Duh. This is /.

    6. ???
    7. Profit!!

  23. Re:We've really come a long way on NASA To Team Up With Russia For Future Mars Flight · · Score: 1

    True, but somehow "the KGB's Washington office" sounds eerily plausible.

  24. Re:It was never about crime. on One Crime Solved Per 1,000 London CCTV Cameras · · Score: 1

    The country that brought you Big Brother is bringing you ... Big Brother.

  25. Wow on Prototype Motherboard Clusters Self-Coordinating Modules · · Score: 4, Funny

    Can you imagine a Beowulf cluster of...oh...wait...never mind.