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  1. Didn't you get the memo? on XKCD 327 — Exploits of a Mom · · Score: 1

    Ok, firstly, WTF is with this "idle" section?
    Didn't you get the memo? I'd forward it to you only I didn't get it either.
  2. Re:lolwut? on XKCD 327 — Exploits of a Mom · · Score: 1

    Well the cartoon is mildly amusing ... but it's not really got a lot of content, has it? And it's not really news - maybe Scuttlemonkey thought it was true?

  3. Re:the fine didn't fit the crime on Juror From RIAA Trial Speaks · · Score: 1

    Is the jury returning a verdict that the judge doesn't agree with sufficient grounds to cosider it a mistrial? That's got to be close to conflicting with concepts like double jeopardy.

  4. Re:When will it end?! on Canadian Mint Claims Rights To Words "One Cent" · · Score: 1

    Is that that new-fangled nasal trigonometry that I keep hearing about?
    No, I think it's snot.
  5. first we need to clarify on Canadian Mint Claims Rights To Words "One Cent" · · Score: 4, Funny

    Is that one cent, or point zero one of a cent?

  6. Re:Interpol not the ones to descramble on Interpol Unscrambles Doctored Photo In Manhunt · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Well thanks for clearing up the confusion, Einstein.

    P.S. You and your pals seem like a wild bunch. You guys really rock, I'd like to hang out with you. Which part of Germany do you live in?

  7. Re:How to remove numbers/faces from a picture on Interpol Unscrambles Doctored Photo In Manhunt · · Score: 1

    You just have to say "zoom" and "enhance". See, all that time watching CSI wasn't wasted.

  8. ob on Warhammer Online Beta Shutdown · · Score: 2, Funny

    Did they fail a 2D6 roll against their INT?

  9. Tabloid writing on Adobe Confirms Unpatched PDF Backdoor · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Are software programs what you run on your hardware computers?

  10. Re:Par for the course on Teachers Give ERP Implementations Failing Grades · · Score: 1

    The customizations needed should be relatively EASY to implement.
    Yeah, it's just a bit of typing, right?
  11. Re:Er, what? O! on New Hope for Jackson Hobbit Film? · · Score: 1

    They could always pad it out with a few musical numbers. Heck, what better way is there to make up for the omission of Tom Bombadil?

  12. Re:Tired of this goddamn label on SAS CEO Blasts Old-School Schooling · · Score: 2

    Well said. You can teach a monkey to press buttons but it doesn't mean it understands the machine. It's like saying that because the first iron age kids could wave a sword around they were all metallurgists.

  13. Re:Time to revisit education in general on SAS CEO Blasts Old-School Schooling · · Score: 1

    Americans are somewhere in between Vietnam and Pakistan.
    Only if you're going the long way round.
  14. Tech CEO on SAS CEO Blasts Old-School Schooling · · Score: 1

    Tech CEO promotes use of technology in schools. Film at ... hang on a mo, there's someone at the door. Ah, it's the barber - he says I need a haircut.

  15. Re:The first important thing was: on Valve's Gabe Newell on Apple's Gaming Failures · · Score: 3, Funny

    the new mouse emulates a right mouse click finally
    Let me guess, you have to do left alt-right shift-both pedals-headshake?
  16. Re:Badly written on Best Platform For Hobbyist Mobile Development? · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    For some reason I read "comma" as "coma", which led me to the thought that kdawson might as well be in one for all the use he is.

  17. Re:"embryonic planets" on Sign Of "Embryonic Planets" Forming In Nearby Stellar Systems · · Score: 1
    Yeah, I'm surprised the abortion troll hasn't posted yet:

    Day 1.

    I'm slowly taking on a circular shape.

    Day 2.

    I can feel the denser elements settling to my core.
  18. uphill both ways. on Blender Compared To the Major 3D Applications · · Score: 1, Funny

    Autocad? We used to dream of having autocad.

    In my very first job, we used a shark's tooth rubbed down to a small point with different types of granite. We used to dip the pen in ink that we used to make ourselves on our one day off per month out of ground up soot from the cave roof mixed with tree resin and boiled fish giblets. We wrote on dried antelope hide, if we could get it. Otherwise we used the skin off our own backs.

    And that's how we liked it.

  19. Re:Aspirational on The Fall Geek TV Lineup · · Score: 1

    Simply put, Aspiring is a verb
    Nope. It may be derived from a verb, but many present participles/gerunds (which have the sanme form in English also exist as adjectives. Oh, and we don't capitalise gerunds in English.

    e.g. Owning a television was considered de rigeur among the aspiring middle classes.
  20. Re:Um No. on Know How To Use a Slide Rule? · · Score: 1

    Preparing for those situations is most likely a waste of time.
    Not really. Developing a normal level of knowledge about such things - I hate the phrase 'common sense' but it's darn close to that - is something you should have developed anyway whether through school, scouting, military service or whatever.
  21. At least on Know How To Use a Slide Rule? · · Score: 5, Funny

    At least a slide rule is more accurate than excel 2007.

  22. Re:Microsoft just announced plans for their fix on Excel 2007 Multiplication Bug · · Score: 1

    What, work with fixed-point only? Are we back in 1983?

  23. Moritorium? on Internet Service Tax Moritorium Set To Expire · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    My oh my, the editing around here is certainly morabund.

  24. Re:Well there goes web 0.9.2.1.1 on Gartner Touts Web 2.0, Scoffs At Web 3.0 · · Score: 1

    It depends on your definition of pedantic.

  25. Re:Yes, but... on Gartner Touts Web 2.0, Scoffs At Web 3.0 · · Score: 1

    If I can't get to the information I'm looking for it doesn't matter how pretty it is.
    Sorry mister, I didn't know it was your lawn.