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  1. Today's /. footer quote on Writing Code for Spacecraft · · Score: 0
    "Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for even the greatest fool may ask more the the wisest man can answer. -- C.C. Colton "

    Of course, a wise man knows the difference between "the" and "than".

  2. Re:One at a time.... on Internet Porn More Addictive Than Crack, Senate Told · · Score: 0
    Uh huh. Look, condoms break,
    Accident
    diaphrams leak,
    Accident
    women lie about being on the pill,
    intentional fraud
    men promise to pull out.
    intentional fraud

    Any act of coitus between a man and a woman may result in a pregnancy.
    Stating the obvious
    Someone has to care for his child, I don't see why your brother shouldn't be on top of the list.
    If the woman tricked him in some way, I don't see why he should be on the list at all
    I'm sorry your brother got involved with a scheming woman, but it was his choice to sleep with her.
    One you'll never have to make, dork.
  3. Re:No duh, you friggin idiot. on Large Dev Teams Do Not Make For Quick Dev Cycles · · Score: 0
    E.g. send a single email to everyone on the team, don't compose a separate email to answer a single person's questions.
    So everyone gets 900 emails a day, of which three actually concern them. Has anyone ever told you that you're a genius?
  4. Re:C'mon on Large Dev Teams Do Not Make For Quick Dev Cycles · · Score: 0

    Although it fits one of our major categories (above), your article
    was rejected because it:

    (x) wasn't submitted by michael's bum-chum Roland Niquetamere

  5. Obligary... on Will Our Cars Become Our Chauffeurs? · · Score: 0

    On Soviet Slashdot, Roland Piquetamere posts crap ripped off story from MICHAEL!!!!!!!!

  6. Re:My mandelbrot code on Interview With Math Legend Benoit Mandelbrot · · Score: 0

    It is. At some resolutions it looks like snowmen with ferns on, whereas at others it looks like ferns with snowmen on them.

  7. Re:OT on Interview With Math Legend Benoit Mandelbrot · · Score: 0
    So what does stop a Panzer division have to do with offense?
    You get the ball back after you turn them over, idiot.
  8. Re:Mod system improvements? on Interview With Math Legend Benoit Mandelbrot · · Score: 0
    Even if it didn't keep people from modding like five year olds, at least people could know who was smacking them down.
    I think most of us already know: http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=24252&cid=2649 408.
  9. Re:OSS disinvited on Open Source Expertise in Short Supply · · Score: -1
    The business world is complicated enough, without requiring managers (with a ton of other details to worry about) to know the intricacies of OS/OSS/CSS differences.
    A good manager should be aware of the issues, if only at a "Readers' Digest" kind of level. They should also be aware that they don't know all the details, and solicit the input of those who do.

    Just a reminder - that's good managers I'm talking about.

  10. Re:Hard not to be cynical... on Open Source Expertise in Short Supply · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Good point. Another problem seems to be that companies won't take people on who have something close to what they're looking for. A competent unix sysadmin should be able to work on linux, but an HR drone looking for keywords is going to file his CV in the big round folder.

  11. Re:Good experience with buying a laptop from Best on Best Buy: 20% Of Customers Are Wrong · · Score: -1

    Maybe the manager thought Linux was some kind of a game?

  12. Re:I love the letter that announced that change on Best Buy: 20% Of Customers Are Wrong · · Score: -1
    Why can't they just keep track of the upc codes and serial numbers of items that have had rebates issued, and deduct the rebate from the return value? It shouldn't be very difficult.
    It would be even easier just to deduct the rebate value if the customer doesn't return the rebate check/voucher with the article.
  13. Inspitational on Venus/Jupiter Conjunction Tomorrow · · Score: -1
    I've been watching Venus and Jupiter creep closer together in the morning sky for the last few weeks
    Now that's dedication for you! I'm sure he got cold and I bet his butt is sore from sitting there so long. But did he give up? No! Did we give up when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbour? Hell no! Did Icarus give up when they told him a man couldn't fly ... well anyway - I salute TigerNut as an example to us all.
  14. Re:Do they cremate? on Programmers Hold Funerals for Old Code · · Score: -1
    registered user != subscriber

    Fair point about the editors though. I might consider subscribing if they got rid of Michael Sims - I suspect I'm not alone in that.

  15. Re:A New Record .. on Standards-Based CSS/XHTML Slide Show · · Score: -1
    ... and some go down from the load before slashdot even gets there!
    For that to be true, there'd have to be other tech sites or forums linking to the articles.

    -1 Preposterous!

  16. Re:I've seen this before... on Gentoo Ricer Comparison · · Score: -1
    The website is a joke,
    So is the twat who posted the article.
    don't take it so seriously.
    Pity the censorware project didn't have that option.
  17. Re:Old.. on Gentoo Ricer Comparison · · Score: -1
    Old news.
    Look who posted it. 'Nuff said.
  18. Re:ummm...? on XBox Owner Sues Microsoft · · Score: -1
    That is pretty much how I see warrenties.
    I see them with an "a" in.
  19. Re: uk consumer electronics on XBox Owner Sues Microsoft · · Score: -1
    hmm...perhaps this is why so many brits buy electronics when they come visit the us
    I call bullshit.
    • PAL != NSTC
    • 110V != 240V
    • 60Hz != 50Hz
  20. Re:Not sure of any open source software but... on Easy On-Line Event Ticketing? · · Score: -1
    Define "couple hours"
    Well, the best way to tackle something complicated is to break it down.

    "Couple" literally means two, but in practice it can mean any smallish number.

    An hour used to be 1/24th of a day, but a day is not just difficult to define, it's variable, so let's take a bottom up approach. An hour is 60 minutes, a minute is 60 seconds and a second is the duration of 9 192 631 770 periods of the radiation corresponding to the transition between the two hyperfine levels of the ground state of the caesium 133 atom.

    Thus a couple [of] hours is 33093474372000 n where n is an arbitrary smallish number.

  21. Re:Don't stop at just a power button on The Universal Off Button · · Score: -1
    Unfortunately, when they do this, the great god Darwin steps in, says "None of that now!" and puts an end to it with some rather fantastic rollovers.
    Unfortunately?
  22. Re:Why? on 19th Century Airship Technology for Port Security · · Score: -1
    Whereas a satellite photo would of only seen the very top of the buildings.
    Huh? If a satellite was directly over the Eiffel Tower (hence seeing the top of it)[1] it would be looking at the side of Big Ben. You can tell where it is given the angle, or vice versa.


    [1] kind of like the opposite of that photo taken from directluy underneath which tourists think is clever and original but isn't.

  23. Re:Sigh... on Using RFID Tags to Make Teeth · · Score: -1
    I use RFID all the time in a system I've developed to track employees.
    You couldn't develop a photo - a polaroid one - let alone a system, pal...
  24. Re:Looks like another tax hike ... on San Fran Mayor Declares Wireless for All · · Score: -1
    If you took care of the homeless people then you could enjoy the park!
    This is total bollocks. The majority of homeless people are homeless by choice. They're piss-artists or drug addicts or just plain fucking assholes. Give them an apartment and they'll burn it down or shit all over it. Put them in a hostel and they'll assault other residents and/or the staff. The only home that would have them and keep them there would be a prison, in fact if not in name. And then yoghurt-knitting faggot gobshites like you (who have probably never seen, let alone smelled, a homeless "person") would be wittering about their "human rights".
  25. Re:Quit saying "solutions" on IBM Open Sources Object Rexx · · Score: -1

    Solutions: services for people who don't have a clue what they need.