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  1. Re:IBM's analysis to open software on IBM Open Sources Object Rexx · · Score: -1
    Rexx, on the other hand.. Well, that's certainly a case of something they couldn't make money off to begin with.
    According to TFA "Rexx occupies a useful ecological niche between the relative crudeness of shell scripting and the cumbersome formality of full systems languages.".

    So it's perl, then?

  2. Re:The man deserves it on George Lucas to Receive Lifetime Achievement Award · · Score: -1
    There's nothing sadder to see than a die-hard fan clinging to a shred of hope that this final movie is going to be the one that puts everything in perspective and makes two sucky movies good.
    No? What about the dorks who try to justify the "Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs" line?
  3. Re:Lucas was a visionary on George Lucas to Receive Lifetime Achievement Award · · Score: -1
    I can't hear the opening bars of the John Williams theme without getting chills down my spine and I'm sure I'm not the only one.
    I can't hear it without thinking "he nicked that bit from Gustav Holst ... and that bit ... and that bit", but there you go.
  4. Re:Shinux ??? on Petite MP3 Player Boots PCs Into Linux · · Score: -1
    equivalent in english of shinux in french would be shitnux

    Maybe if it was spelled "chiernux" you'd be right. Then it could compete with Merdecrottesoft.
  5. Re:What's up with the ceramic lens? on New Ceramic Lensed Exilim Ex-S100 · · Score: -1
    Also, the phrase you are looking for is "refractive index".
    Maybe it's something to do with refraction & diffraction combined? No, on second thoughts, he's probably just a 'tard.
  6. Re:I was about to ask the same thing. on An Alternative to SQL? · · Score: -1
    So, how do you represent an empty field if not by NULL?
    Mmmmmm, you fill it with spaces, or maybe set it to zero, depending on the type?
  7. floating point on An Alternative to SQL? · · Score: -1
    database field has a type (50 characters, for instance, or a floating point number to two decimal places
    floating point number to two decimal places? That sounds like a pretty fixed point to me.

    It talks about new techniques for normalising data which eliminate problems, though unsurprisingly the elimination of some gotchas has brought about the need to introduce some new concepts to make the model work successfully.

    In the beginning was the workaround. And the workaround begat the kludge.

    And the kludge begat the bodge.

    And the consultant looked upon the workaround, and the bodge, and the kludge, and saw that they were not good [you mean he smelled a marketing opportunity - Ed].

    And he created the paradigm shift. Which was a bodge. And a kludge. And a workaround.

    But with nice flowcharts. Or something.

  8. Re:AGAIN? on Smart Cars Tell You About Road Signs · · Score: -1

    And another thing - isn't "Piquepaille" French for "straw biter" or something similar?

  9. Re:Ummm...Lead foot. on Smart Cars Tell You About Road Signs · · Score: -1
    Last time I checked, all cars have brakes
    Mmm, you must have missed out BMWs, then. That's apart from the turn indicators not working.
  10. Re:Not applicable to /. readers on Dilbert's Ultimate House · · Score: -1, Troll
    I'll have you know I regularly ride a bike over 100 miles each weekend.
    You've made the fairly common error of mistaking us for someone that gives a fuck.
  11. Re:Sigh...another reference to terrorism on Laser Injures Delta Pilot's Eye · · Score: 0
    Being exposed to things that harm you can and will make you more resistant (in more ways than one) later.
    Interesting. So if I shoot myself I'll become bulletproof? Shall I try it ... on second thoughts, after you.
  12. Re:Class IIIa lasers don't cause permanent injury on Laser Injures Delta Pilot's Eye · · Score: 0
    I had one person complain that since LASER stands for Light Amplification by Stimulated Emissions of Radiation, that the light itself was radioactive and therefore could cause cancer!
    You can make a shield against them though. You need some diluted unobtanium, except it's illegal because it's used in cluster bombs which are a chemical weapon. Or something like that.
  13. Re:20 years ago? on More Cheap Aerial Photography · · Score: 0
    Damn! If only I had the time now that I did as a kid or if only I had the money and technology that I do now when I was 13 years old.
    I second that!
  14. Re:Weird, but cool! on A Liquid That Turns Solid When Heated · · Score: 0
    It's not bs, it's just irrelevant.

    No, it really is bullshit. They are two separate things. You can take the water out without cooking them (freeze drying). You can cook them without taking the water out (boiling). Occasional correlation is not the same thing as equivalence.

    P.S. Does the fact that when the OP said 'cook', you seemed to interpret it as 'fry' say something about your career? It would certainly be appropriate.

  15. Re:Asteroid, or volcano? Which is it? on Asteroid 4179 Toutatis Will Miss Earth, This Time · · Score: 0
    huge lot of dinosaurs buried under meters of volcanic ash - sort of hinting a giant volcano blast may have done all the dirt work.
    If you read this thread, you'd probably conclude that they legalised gay marriages and as a consequence immediately stopped reproducing.
  16. Re:Reminds me of Stealth on More Cheap Aerial Photography · · Score: 0
    they found their first air-to-air pictures of it were fuzzy & grainy. They soon realized that their Kodak camera used a sonar-like system for focusing
    One, grain has nothing to do with focus. It's a property of the film and how it's processed.

    Secondly, I doubt any form of sonic distance measurement would work at the normal distances between aircraft in flight, let alone with all the ambient noise. Oh, and the fact that it would be trying to operate through glass or perspex.

    Thirdly, I suspect professional airforce photographers would know all that and switch to manual.

  17. Re:DHS on More Cheap Aerial Photography · · Score: 0
    surely the effective focal length for ALL aerial shots will be infinity anyway?
    Focal length is a property of the lens. The focus distance will be as near to infinity as matters, especially if using a wide-angle lens which have a larger depth of field.

    I call bullshit on the grandparent.

  18. Re:So... on Experiment Cuts Off Online Junkies from Internet · · Score: 5, Funny
    When I say human contact I mean face to face
    Doggy style not your thing, then?
  19. Re:Pff.. They're talking about 14 days? on Experiment Cuts Off Online Junkies from Internet · · Score: 2, Funny
    Well he's got a point. 'Gibbering uncontrollably' seems fairly normal for slashdot. ;)
    Fairly normal for slashdot editors, anyway.
  20. Re:Wow, just like they manhandled the TV networks! on Yahoo Plans Its Own Music Player, Download Service · · Score: 1
    Apple and the recording companies
    And the recording companies? Apple are a recording company.
  21. Re:Nothing is Anonymous on New California Law Bans Anonymous Media File Sharing · · Score: 1

    Worse than that - my clock might be wrong!

  22. Re:Paying Back Favors and Pot Whitwashes Kettle on New California Law Bans Anonymous Media File Sharing · · Score: 1
    There's a difference between legally immigrating to the US and sneaking over the Rio Grande.
    And if there's anyone who knows that, it's Arneeee, who came over on a tempory visa for a body building competition and accidentally forgot to go home.
    http://www.zazona.com/ShameH1B/JDNewsArchive/2003/ 2003%2010-01%20Schwarzenegger%20is%20NIV%20Scoffla w.txt
  23. Re:hires on Will Google Launch A Browser? · · Score: 1
    If he's been the driving force behind IE for the last three years he is a fucking failure.
    Seconded. Plus if he's had anything to do with Accsucks he's a fucking twat.
  24. Re:Wow... on Deaf Children Invent Language · · Score: 1
    Or maybe the editors figured that Boingboing gets better and more geeky news than Slashdot
    Look which editor posted the story. Nuff said.
  25. Re:Poor Bill on Bill Gates Gives $20M to CMU for New Building · · Score: 1
    I work in IT, know many scientists and researchers in my area and some beyond, and very few of them would be willing to live in the U.S. [...]
    Now about work, that's different. If I would be offered a job for a few years in the U.S., I would take it.
    And during that time, what? It'd be bit of a long commute from Bombay.