"The word LEGO® is a brand name and is very special to all of us in the LEGO Group Companies. We would sincerely like your help in keeping it special. Please always refer to our bricks as 'LEGO Bricks or Toys' and not 'LEGOS.' By doing so, you will be helping to protect and preserve a brand of which we are very proud and that stands for quality the world over. Thank you! Susan Williams, Consumer Services."
Don't you mean Weapons of Ass Destruction? No, wait.. that was some other thing.. *caugh*
How about a poster with some sort of manual on the door? "The 1-2-3 of seeds."
Dude, this is slashdot. That isn't going to happen, and you know it.