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Norway to Build Doomsday Seed Bank

Kagu writes "According to the BBC, Norway is planning to build a Seed Bank in the Artic Permafrost to protect all known variations of seeds in case of worldwide disaster." From the article: "Mr Hawtin said there were currently about 1,400 seed banks around the world, but a large number of these were located in countries that were either politically unstable or that faced threats from the natural environment."

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  1. Kurt Vonnegut Jr. Short Story by eldavojohn · · Score: 4, Interesting
    This article reminds me of a short story I once read by Kurt Vonnegut Jr. I think it's from his book Palm Sunday.

    Anyways, the world is dying because the resources were squandered by humans. As a last resort, we package our genetic material into the nose cone of a rocket and fire it blindly into space (colder than the artic tundra).

    Would it be such a bad idea to launch seeds into outer space to orbit the world just in case? I mean, they have to be worth something to us, right?

    From the article:
    Permafrost will keep the vault below freezing point and the seeds will further be protected by metre-thick walls of reinforced concrete, two airlocks and high security blast-proof doors.
    I hope there's a foot of lead included in that shielding somewhere. To me that would seem the most vital shielding they could provide.
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    1. Re:Kurt Vonnegut Jr. Short Story by s20451 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The nice thing about having them on the ground is that you can get at them easily, even if civilization collapses. Which is pretty likely if all the crops die and there's no more food.

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    2. Re:Kurt Vonnegut Jr. Short Story by ClamIAm · · Score: 1

      I dunno, this sounds more like a Homer Price book I read when I was a kid, where he pulls out seed from a safe deposit box and ends up growing giant, mutant ragweed plants.

    3. Re:Kurt Vonnegut Jr. Short Story by 7macaw · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yeah, seeds in the orbit will really help if we regress to the stage we don't even have any more seeds to plant!

    4. Re:Kurt Vonnegut Jr. Short Story by drinkypoo · · Score: 4, Interesting

      AFAIK seeds don't last forever, which is why seed banks periodically replant and harvest seeds. I remember this coming up with some marijuana seeds (no joke) at some conservatory in Russia or something. Might be a good thing to search for on smokedot, if it wasn't using slashcode with its attendant super-shit search tool.

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    5. Re:Kurt Vonnegut Jr. Short Story by Dunbal · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Would it be such a bad idea to launch seeds into outer space to orbit the world just in case?

            Cosmic radiation can play havoc with DNA over time. You'd have to shield that thing pretty good (read a lot of increased mass). Not to mention this stuff must weigh a heck of a lot if you include a sample of ALL life forms plus the containers (petri dishes, test tubes, whatever). Added to the fact that the most likely outcome that this "ark" is likely to be vaporized by the first asteroid/moon/planet it happens to collide with makes it an unlikely "safe" place.

            The smartest thing we can hope to do probably is map out the DNA for every endangered species, in the hope that one day we will be advanced enough to synthesize this DNA again "de novo" in a lab and bring the species "back" if we ever need it.

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    6. Re:Kurt Vonnegut Jr. Short Story by MichaelSmith · · Score: 2, Funny
      This article reminds me of a short story I once read by Kurt Vonnegut Jr. I think it's from his book Palm Sunday.

      Yes, I read that one in (I think) the second Dangerous Visions collection. I wonder what he was driving at with the obvious dig at Arthur Clarke?

      I hope there's a foot of lead included in that shielding somewhere. To me that would seem the most vital shielding they could provide.

      I think they should build huge space ships with clusters of geodesic domes attached to them with artificial gravity pointing inwards and send it into orbit around Saturn. One member of the crew should be a homicidal environmentalist maniac with a talent for programming with a soldering iron. There should also be a crew of robots who are actually more intelligent and better trained than the human crew, which, now that I mention it, invalidates most of the above ideas, but any way.....

    7. Re:Kurt Vonnegut Jr. Short Story by temojen · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Or if you just need a few varieties because some local variety of a plant went extict due to local conditions, like the spill into the Harbin river. (not saying I know of a plant that went extict due to this... just some might have).

    8. Re:Kurt Vonnegut Jr. Short Story by jo7hs2 · · Score: 1

      Wow. That story was terrible. I think I have seen stories penned by 8-year-olds that were of significantly higher quality.

    9. Re:Kurt Vonnegut Jr. Short Story by temojen · · Score: 2, Informative

      D'oh! Songhua river, not Harbin (city it runs through)

    10. Re:Kurt Vonnegut Jr. Short Story by ugmoe · · Score: 5, Funny
      Permafrost will keep the vault below freezing point and the seeds will further be protected by metre-thick walls of reinforced concrete, two airlocks and high security blast- proof doors.

      Sounds like a challenge!

      I'm forming a high skills mercenary team to go in and get those seeds.

      I'll need an Olympic level biathlete , a demolitions expert, a Harrier pilot, a (preferably beautiful) horticulturist, an eskimo, a fence, and possibly an astronaut and/or a Mason.

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    11. Re:Kurt Vonnegut Jr. Short Story by mordors9 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hidden vault... hopefully Geraldo will be around to find and open it for us ;-)... You may need to be an old fart to get this.

    12. Re:Kurt Vonnegut Jr. Short Story by sterno · · Score: 1

      Permafrost will keep the vault below freezing point

      Great... say, I wonder if they've heard of global warming? :)
      I mean if this is a long term apres apocalypse type plan, maybe, just maybe, they might want to consider that issue. But credit to them, for having some long range vision.

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    13. Re:Kurt Vonnegut Jr. Short Story by cralewyth · · Score: 2, Funny

      Metre-thick walls of reinforced concrete, airlocks and high security blast-proof doors? What, are they trying to stop the seeds escaping? They only put high-security prisoners behind that kind of protection...

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    14. Re:Kurt Vonnegut Jr. Short Story by jesterzog · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Anyways, the world is dying because the resources were squandered by humans.

      I can't claim to be an expert on this, but I was actually thinking that such a seed bank could be quite relevant in a potential disaster that's probably less obvious than simply squandering resources. In particular, a large amount of food production, especially in the developed world (I don't know about other places), is essentially dictated by a small number of massive corporations which are very specific about what crops they'll grow.

      A good example is with potatoes -- there are about 200 different varieties of potato, but my understanding is that only four or five of them are seriously grown on a large scale in the US. Some of the former varieties are probably extinct by now, or close to it, simply because their original habitats have been wiped out and nobody grows them. Everyone's growing the same thing, everyone's eating the same thing, and there's very little variety.

      Someone can correct me on this if they know otherwise. My point is, though, that the lack of variety that's generally encouraged when a small number of corporations control it, makes it much more lokely that a disease or other biological threat could just wipe the whole lot out.

      Keeping a seed bank would be one way to make sure that the older varieties remain available if it ever becomes very important to retrieve them in the future. Reading the article, it seems that this is probably the sort of thing they're thinking about.

    15. Re:Kurt Vonnegut Jr. Short Story by thegnu · · Score: 1

      There should also be a crew of robots who are actually more intelligent and better trained than the human crew, which, now that I mention it, invalidates most of the above ideas, but any way.....

      Yeah, but robots don't have passion...

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    16. Re:Kurt Vonnegut Jr. Short Story by ugmoe · · Score: 1

      Thanks! I had forgotten who wrote the giant ragweed book - I'll go to the library today and check it out. Ugmoe

    17. Re:Kurt Vonnegut Jr. Short Story by jimmcq · · Score: 1

      If civilization collapses how are we going to get to/from the arctic?

    18. Re:Kurt Vonnegut Jr. Short Story by chihowa · · Score: 1
      If civilization collapses how are we going to get to/from the arctic?

      And into this compound, which is described as being difficult to get into!?

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    19. Re:Kurt Vonnegut Jr. Short Story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently they don't know that Lavos > all.

      Unless he's fought at lower levels.

    20. Re:Kurt Vonnegut Jr. Short Story by Deadstick · · Score: 1

      Cool...with your help we'll be able to achieve a seed bank gap.

      rj

    21. Re:Kurt Vonnegut Jr. Short Story by peculiarmethod · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah, but robots don't have passion...

      I should kill you for saying that, but my programming won't let me.

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    22. Re:Kurt Vonnegut Jr. Short Story by drgonzo59 · · Score: 1

      But then again why do you personally care, or for that matter why shoud anyone? You will not be there, you will be dead. Unless you believe in afterlife, what is the point? Let the people who will live then take care of it if they want. Or to put it another way, after I am dead, it will make no difference to me whatsoever if my seed is floating in space or not.

    23. Re:Kurt Vonnegut Jr. Short Story by Anthracene · · Score: 5, Informative

      The smartest thing we can hope to do probably is map out the DNA for every endangered species, in the hope that one day we will be advanced enough to synthesize this DNA again "de novo" in a lab and bring the species "back" if we ever need it.

      This probably wouldn't be enough. Although in a sense an organism's DNA has all the information needed to construct the organism, the DNA sequence is just a string of data. Construction of the organism requires (very, very complex) interaction between this data string and a "reader" (the cell). While the fundamental code of the DNA (translation to proteins) is fairly consistent across most organisms, the regulatory mechanisms (among other things) which are essential for life vary pretty widely. If you had cells from a closely related organism, you might be able to make it work, but then if you had a closely related organism, it probably wouldn't be so important in the first place.

      An (admittedly poor) analogy: If you had a single jpeg file and no knowledge of the jpeg format, how easy would it be to recreate the original image?

      Anyway, my point is that it's important to keep in mind that there may be as much information content in the "reader" as in the the "data", even when the data has enough information for the "reader" to construct duplicate "readers".

    24. Re:Kurt Vonnegut Jr. Short Story by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1


      So what do you like about yourself? Your ideas? Values? Looks? Witty sayings? If it's any of this, then these parts of yourself can outlast the physical body that is you. At least they can if there are humans around to contain this information. For that, you might need to leave some sort of world behind for them to live in.

      Think of you as the data, not the network cable.

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    25. Re:Kurt Vonnegut Jr. Short Story by Pollardito · · Score: 1
      I hope there's a foot of lead included in that shielding somewhere. To me that would seem the most vital shielding they could provide.
      personally i hope they're hard at work creating tiny tinfoil hats for all those seeds
    26. Re:Kurt Vonnegut Jr. Short Story by vidarh · · Score: 1

      I don't think any Norwegian prisons have that kind of protection.

    27. Re:Kurt Vonnegut Jr. Short Story by weierstrass · · Score: 1

      >Would it be such a bad idea to launch seeds into outer space to orbit the world just in case?

      Yes, because they might land on another planet and spread new unknown (to them) diseases which would wipe out all of life as they know it in the galaxy.

      Or be swallowed by a small dog, or both.

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    28. Re:Kurt Vonnegut Jr. Short Story by homesandgardens · · Score: 1

      I hope there's a foot of lead included in that shielding somewhere. To me that would seem the most vital shielding they could provide.

      Lead? If you're talking about radiation shielding then there is no need. Concrete stops all types of radiation. Lead won't stop neutrons or gamma rays if I remember correctly.

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    29. Re:Kurt Vonnegut Jr. Short Story by ppanon · · Score: 1

      You're also completely forgetting about Mitochondrial DNA.

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    30. Re:Kurt Vonnegut Jr. Short Story by ppanon · · Score: 1

      That and the effects of both genetically modified and traditionally cross-bred new strains. For instance, 200 years ago strains of wheat didn't contain anywhere near as much gluten as modern strains and therefore would be more digestible by people with celiac disease. However those strains were all allowed to die out because other strains were preferred (sometimes due to higher productivity, sometimes better pest or disease resistance). With a bunch of GM foods having certain pesticides added to their gene sequences, we may want to go back the original strain if we find health-related problems a few decades down the road. This seed bank ensures there will be no contamination through cross-pollination.

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    31. Re:Kurt Vonnegut Jr. Short Story by Melfina · · Score: 1

      +1 for the Capone Reference And I'm only 19 ^_^

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    32. Re:Kurt Vonnegut Jr. Short Story by smithtodda · · Score: 1

      Smokedot is running Mambo now.

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    33. Re:Kurt Vonnegut Jr. Short Story by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 1

      and possibly an astronaut and/or a Mason.

      Did you mean a lowercase mason as in someone who builds stuff? Because we don't need an uppercase Mason as in a member of the secret society. We already know where the seeds are hidden.

    34. Re:Kurt Vonnegut Jr. Short Story by Supurcell · · Score: 1
      Permafrost will keep the vault below freezing point
      Great... say, I wonder if they've heard of global warming? :) I mean if this is a long term apres apocalypse type plan, maybe, just maybe, they might want to consider that issue. But credit to them, for having some long range vision.
      It's right in the name! Permafrost, as in permanent. Duh!
    35. Re:Kurt Vonnegut Jr. Short Story by StarkRG · · Score: 1

      I believe most of Norway is already IN the arctic... so the answer would probably be "walk".

      Unless someone, somewhere misinterpereted something and meant antarctic... in which case we'd just have to get on a plane (perhaps there's no food, doesn't mean there's no jet fuel...)

    36. Re:Kurt Vonnegut Jr. Short Story by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Spitzbergen isn't exactly the most accessable location if you don't have either pretty good winter transport tech, or people experienced with sled dogs (where is Roald Amundsen when you need him??) Tho if anyone is likely to be able to get to it after the world crashes, it's the Norse.

      Tho I did have the thought... what if there's a disaster that dumps a hundred feet of snow atop the seed bank??

      OTOH, in that location it should be pretty well protected from the starving hordes who are foolish enough to eat all the seed that had been reserved for planting crops.

      And remember kids, there are only two kinds of worlds: Those that have already crashed, and those that are going to crash! So remember to do your backups. :)

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    37. Re:Kurt Vonnegut Jr. Short Story by freeweed · · Score: 1

      the lack of variety that's generally encouraged when a small number of corporations control it, makes it much more lokely that a disease or other biological threat could just wipe the whole lot out.

      Sounds a lot like the situation we face with modern computing, actually. I'm starting to really appreciate the people here who bemoan our "monoculture".

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    38. Re:Kurt Vonnegut Jr. Short Story by LouisZepher · · Score: 1

      That's why ya make sure you have a cheese sandwhich so the dog will ignore your fleet.

      Let's see how many people get this obscure variation on this already somewhat obscure reference...

    39. Re:Kurt Vonnegut Jr. Short Story by tropicdog · · Score: 1

      Having spent a considerable amount of time employed in the seed industry, I'd like to add a little info to the mix.
      The BBC article is a little light on specific details and judging by some of the comments thus far, some of the Slashdot crowd would benefit from more detail no doubt.

      TFA does mention the fact that there are some 1400 seed banks in the world. I would venture to guess that this is rather accurate. This isn't going to be the only repository in the world. Maybe a little unique in that it is wanting to store a wider variety of germplasm samples than many of the existing collections contain individually.
      Various organizations, governments and companies maintain genetic material for a variety of reasons. One reason that I have been close to involved re-introducing native genes into the gene pool in zea mays (what Americans would refer to as corn.) Plant breeders and geneticists aren't all blind to the reality of too much inbreeding, too little diversity in a gene pool is a Bad Thing(tm). In fact, the re-introduction of some traits from native varieties has helped produce higher yeilding corn by shoring up some hybrid lines by strengthening their stalks. It's hard to put grain into the food chain when you can't harvest it because it has blown down/broken off due to storms or other stresses.
      This Norwegian based seed bank looks to be yet another redundancy in the efforts already in place throughout the world. Don't store all your backups in one place. Another diverse, secure repository of gentic material for crops we consume is a Good Thing(tm).
      Just in the USDA's realm, there are many locations in the US that are involved in this sort of genetic backup program. For example:
      http://www.ars.usda.gov/pandp/locations.htm
      http://www.ars.usda.gov/Research/Research.htm?mode code=53-48-15-00
      and
      http://www.ars.usda.gov/main/site_main.htm?modecod e=36-25-12-00

      Some posters mention global warming and "shelf life" of germplasm, what TFA doesn't mention is that these existing seed banks are using environmental control systems to maintain optimal temperature and humidity conditions to promote longer storage times for the seeds. Undoubtedly seed is taken from the bank and grown out periodically to maintain a fresh sample in the repository. This is all standard and customary practice.

      As some others have commented, I wonder what "unstable" countries in particular are being referred to also. The reason I wonder why it is of much concern is because many seed collections are not limited to only the "local" crops. It's not unusual to have sources of seeds from all over the world in many of the existing seed banks already. If some collection is lost due to "unstable" situations, so what, that gentetic line may be being maintained elsewhere too.

    40. Re:Kurt Vonnegut Jr. Short Story by mysticgoat · · Score: 1

      Heirloom gardeners and heirloom seed savers have been a quietly growing group for 25 years or so. There are an increasing number of mostly amateur gardeners planting seeds from the stock their ancestors were familiar with, to preserve these old cultivars. The reasons for doing this involve both "just because" and "just in case".

      Google on "heirloom garden seed" and you will be rewarded with more than half a million hits. Many are seed sellers who have lines of heirloom products for different regions.

      The Norway effort would complement this work very well. When it comes to ensuring a future supply of food, wearing both a belt and suspenders doesn't seem silly at all.

    41. Re:Kurt Vonnegut Jr. Short Story by ZenShadow · · Score: 1

      But the Mason will know the codes to get through the blast-proof doors.

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    42. Re:Kurt Vonnegut Jr. Short Story by ZenShadow · · Score: 1

      Yah, okay, you can figure out how to get the fleet ignored. But do you remember how to get the Babel fish out of the vending machine?

      (FINALLY! A USE FOR SPAM! Adams was way ahead of his time!)

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    43. Re:Kurt Vonnegut Jr. Short Story by wowen · · Score: 1

      It will be easier than you think. Any problem that will render the seed bank necessary will more than likely melt the permafrost. No need for an eskimo. Hire Mike Mulligan and his Steam Shovel instead...

    44. Re:Kurt Vonnegut Jr. Short Story by Vitriol+Angst · · Score: 1

      Hopefully, survivors could only make it to the arctic when things have stabilized. I could imagine one hungry family could deplete the entire store in a desperate month.

      The remoteness is also a good idea for the seeds survival. The point is to have something left -- not something convenient.

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    45. Re:Kurt Vonnegut Jr. Short Story by Vitriol+Angst · · Score: 1

      If there is fuel -- farming is a lot easier. No fuel and that means people are plowing to plant -- that scenario means tremendous world-wide famine, plagues and probably war. Available and relatively cheap fuel is what allows so much food to be grown now.

      Take away water and fuel -- and most don't have food.

      If you don't have food -- fuel doesn't matter.

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    46. Re:Kurt Vonnegut Jr. Short Story by ClamIAm · · Score: 1

      I didn't really remember the name either. For some odd reason, I did remember the kid's name was "Homer", so my good friend Google helped me out with the rest =P

    47. Re:Kurt Vonnegut Jr. Short Story by Vitriol+Angst · · Score: 1

      You'd probably want to store fertilized embryos. In liquid Nitrogen they should have a good shelf life.

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    48. Re:Kurt Vonnegut Jr. Short Story by oculuses · · Score: 1

      What, no Grease Man? Sounds like you could put him in a small crate and label it as asian seeds. That way you could have a man on the inside...

    49. Re:Kurt Vonnegut Jr. Short Story by Vitriol+Angst · · Score: 1

      But then again why do you personally care, or for that matter why should anyone?

      How very Republican of you.

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    50. Re:Kurt Vonnegut Jr. Short Story by Vitriol+Angst · · Score: 1

      Hitchhikers guide, man.

      I think the fleet is sent after the Hairdressers and telephone repairmen who were in the ship that was supposed to be destroyed, but crashed on earth -- thus adding human life.

      Anyway --it's been months since I've seen a "Guide" reference.

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    51. Re:Kurt Vonnegut Jr. Short Story by Vitriol+Angst · · Score: 1

      NO!

      You must tell me. I can't believe I forgot that one. Is it in "so long and thanks for all the fish?"
      I'd google but that would spoil the sport here.

      Any Dirk Gently references you can throw out?

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    52. Re:Kurt Vonnegut Jr. Short Story by Kijori · · Score: 1

      If the world's civilisation collapses, who's going to remember the codes to get in anyway?

    53. Re:Kurt Vonnegut Jr. Short Story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      According to the article, it's going to be located in Svalbard.

    54. Re:Kurt Vonnegut Jr. Short Story by Mythrix · · Score: 2, Insightful
      You're also completely forgetting about Mitochondrial DNA.

      When did jedis enter this discussion?
    55. Re:Kurt Vonnegut Jr. Short Story by infolib · · Score: 1
      I hope there's a foot of lead included in that shielding somewhere. To me that would seem the most vital shielding they could provide.

      AFAIK lead is a very effective radiation shield per thickness but for a given weight of material it's not all that superior. This means that 3-5 feet of soil would probably be just as good, and it's a whole lot cheaper to drill a bit deeper rather than taking a shipload of lead to Spitzbergen.

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    56. Re:Kurt Vonnegut Jr. Short Story by TheLink · · Score: 1

      "Which is pretty likely if all the crops die and there's no more food."

      Yeah, the seeds would make nice last snack.

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    57. Re:Kurt Vonnegut Jr. Short Story by LouisZepher · · Score: 1

      (Actually, my reference was from the InfoCom game, and was the solution to getting through the scenario on the Vl'Hurgg ship alive.)

    58. Re:Kurt Vonnegut Jr. Short Story by Nutria · · Score: 1

      When did jedis enter this discussion?

      I can't tell if you're dryly funny or just clueless.

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    59. Re:Kurt Vonnegut Jr. Short Story by Skrekkur · · Score: 1

      +1 troll for this one, if ignorance is blizz ,you must be more high than the empire state building

    60. Re:Kurt Vonnegut Jr. Short Story by Mythrix · · Score: 1

      I was trying to be funny, but I guess I wasn't.

      Sorry.

    61. Re:Kurt Vonnegut Jr. Short Story by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > An (admittedly poor) analogy: If you had a single jpeg file and no knowledge of
      > the jpeg format, how easy would it be to recreate the original image?

      Impossible. JFIF compression doesn't store enough information to recreate the original image. That's why they call it "lossy". It's also why JPEGs look like they're being viewed through a pane of irregular glass with a slight but inconsistent internal clouding and little sharp jaggy refractive areas all over its surface.

      Whether DNA stores quite enough information to recreate an organism is also an open question. It stores enough information to recreate all the proteins in the organism, but AFAIK it has not been shown to contain enough information to produce them in the right ratios, configurations, and whatnot, to actually put the thing together. Expecting to create an organism from that might be like expecting to recreate a replica of a particular castle from a manual that lists, in no particular order, all the stones in the castle, with what type of stone composes each one and the shape and size.

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    62. Re:Kurt Vonnegut Jr. Short Story by Nutria · · Score: 1

      I was trying to be funny, but I guess I wasn't.

      It was funny, actually.

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    63. Re:Kurt Vonnegut Jr. Short Story by Mythrix · · Score: 1

      Oh right. Woohoo! :)

  2. Are they hiring? by ioudas · · Score: 3, Funny

    So where can i deposit my seed?

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    1. Re:Are they hiring? by Elad+Alon · · Score: 1

      Where can I make a withdrawal?

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    2. Re:Are they hiring? by gallwapa · · Score: 1

      damn, the witty "Where can I send my seed" remarks were already taken!!! thats the first thing I thought when I read the summary :-P

    3. Re:Are they hiring? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      So where can i deposit my seed?

      The same place where your mom makes her withdrawals.

    4. Re:Are they hiring? by Eradicator2k3 · · Score: 1, Funny

      "So where can i deposit my seed?"

      Have your Mom send your used tissues to Spitsbergen, Norway after she cleans your room after an exhausting night of "one-handed surfing", if you catch my drift and I think you do. BTW, try not to get any hand lotion on the tissue, it might ruin your only realistic shot at being a father.

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    5. Re:Are they hiring? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So where can i deposit my seed?

      Dr. Zoidberg! Step away from the caviar!

  3. I already sent my donation in the mail! by Quaoar · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...Oh wait, that kind of seed. I better lay low for a while...

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    1. Re:I already sent my donation in the mail! by davidc · · Score: 1

      EWWWWW!!! I hope the package doesn't get squashed in the mail...

    2. Re:I already sent my donation in the mail! by yobjob · · Score: 0

      He better hope it doesn't dry into a fine powder!

  4. dirty! by revery · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    In the words of Lorelai Gilmore...

    dirty!

    1. Re:dirty! by anothernumber · · Score: 1, Insightful

      when slashdotters start quoting the gilmore girls you know it's time to find a new homepage.

    2. Re:dirty! by revery · · Score: 2, Funny

      so....
      how'd you know it was the Gilmore Girls, huh?

      as for me... uhm... my uhm... wife wrote that comment

    3. Re:dirty! by kadathseeker · · Score: 1

      Say what you will about the plot of it (not really my cup of tea) but the dialogue is golden. Wittiest show on TV.

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    4. Re:dirty! by 19thNervousBreakdown · · Score: 1

      What the fuck guys God damn it.

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  5. anyone else? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    see this and think sperm bank?

    1. Re:anyone else? by kfg · · Score: 1

      No. Nobody.

      KFG

    2. Re:anyone else? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Actually I saw the word "doomsday" and thought "Mr President, we cannot allow a seed bank gap!"

    3. Re:anyone else? by Aranth+Brainfire · · Score: 3, Funny

      No, but I did think of some sort of seed that, upon germination, would cause doomsday to occur.

      Sounds like something out of one of my weirder dreams...

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      "Quoting yourself is stupid." -Me
    4. Re:anyone else? by LordLucless · · Score: 1

      Well, seeds *are* plant gametes.

      --
      Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face
    5. Re:anyone else? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suggest less acid on that evening pizza.

  6. politically unstable? by AxemRed · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why would a politically unstable country have a seed bank? I can't imagine caring much about how oak trees fare if my government was on the brink of collapse...

    //I'm also kind of curious what countries they consider to be "politically unstable."

    1. Re:politically unstable? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I would say that Taiwan is an example of a place that is technological enough and like-minded enough to have a sort of seed bank, and yet it would still be considered politically unstable because of China's threats to invade. I doubt the people in Taiwan think their government is on the brink of collapse however.

      unstable != brink of collapse

    2. Re:politically unstable? by crabpeople · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      well the us has its fair share of religious people, which could destabilize the country if given enough power. They could argue against a seed bank and claim that only NOAH could create such a bank. anything else would be blasphemy!

      or something...

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    3. Re:politically unstable? by guspasho · · Score: 0

      Why would a politically unstable country have a seed bank?

      For the same reasons that politically stable ones want them, presumably. The point isn't that politically stable countries are interested in them because of their instability, the point is that their instability threatens their banks. Ergo, Norway is concerned about future access and wants to build one of their own.

    4. Re:politically unstable? by Timothy+Brownawell · · Score: 1
      "They could argue against a seed bank and claim that only NOAH could create such a bank. anything else would be blasphemy!"

      What about NOAA?

      Tim

    5. Re:politically unstable? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      Just curious if you forgot it was religious people that made this country stable in the first place?

    6. Re:politically unstable? by LordLucless · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Congratulations!

      I do believe that is the most off-topic attempt I've ever seen to redirect an otherwise useful discussion into a religious flamefest.

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      Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean there isn't an invisible demon about to eat your face
    7. Re:politically unstable? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the US appears to have such a database:
      http://www.ars-grin.gov/npgs/index.html

    8. Re:politically unstable? by Teun · · Score: 1

      In Africa and Asia, even Europe (FSU!) there are countries that used to have excelent universities and academics.
      Due to the changing political situation these centres of knowledge don't have the budgets they used to have.

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    9. Re:politically unstable? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm pretty sure that wasn't something he forgot.

    10. Re:politically unstable? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well since this is an off-topic flamebait on religion, here's another interesting story from the BBC today about "Jogging your way to saggy breasts":
      http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/4607642.stm

      Some 9.5 million British women could be irreversibly damaging their busts by exercising without a proper sports bra, the Portsmouth University team said.
      They found breasts moved in a 3D figure of eight and that uncontrolled movement strained fragile tissues and ligaments.
      The study suggested as a woman runs a mile, her breasts bounced 135m.
      The report found each breast moved independently of the body by an average of 9cm for every step taken on the treadmill.

    11. Re:politically unstable? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He was referring to the US :-/

    12. Re:politically unstable? by Castar · · Score: 4, Funny

      To Norway, every other country is politically unstable ;-)

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    13. Re:politically unstable? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I was about to respond with "except for Switzerland", but the I got to thinking that they're more likely to be invaded- neutral or not, they've got a lot of money lying around. All Norway has is lutefisk, which would probably tend to repel invaders. ;)

    14. Re:politically unstable? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      and while the subject matter didn't quite match, you seem to have bitten... but then by replying to this, so have I....

      bugger

    15. Re:politically unstable? by Mikkeles · · Score: 1
      'All Norway has is lutefisk, which would probably tend to repel invaders.'

      Especially if fired from the chicken cannon!

      --
      Great minds think alike; fools seldom differ.
    16. Re:politically unstable? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And by chance (norway) is the worlds second richest nation....Hmmmm... But yeah, lots of fish too...

    17. Re:politically unstable? by Rune+Berge · · Score: 3, Interesting

      All Norway has is lutefisk, which would probably tend to repel invaders.

      That, and some oil. But, of course, nobody has ever invaded anybody over something as trivial as oil.

    18. Re:politically unstable? by Melfina · · Score: 1
      HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

      The most awesome comment ever...

      --
      :3 rawr.
    19. Re:politically unstable? by harmlessdrudge · · Score: 2, Interesting
      If you Googled Jeff Hawtin, referred to in the story, you'd find he'd worked for the International Plant Genetic resources Institute which is part of the CGIAR, the consultative group on international agricultural research. Check here http://www.cgiar.org/centers/index.html/ a map of the world with the research centers of the CGIAR on it. Take a look. The CGIAR holds the gene banks of the world's major food crops in trust for humanity under UN auspices. You'll find potatos in Peru, rice in the Philippines, wheat and maize in Mexico etc. There are good biogeographic reasons why the institutes are where they are. One CGIAR institute, WARDA, the West African Rice Development Association, has had to move 3 times because of civil unrest, from Liberia to the Ivory Coast two years ago, from there to Nigeria (temporarily), from there, recently, to Benin. The Philippines has had several coups and attempted coups. Other countries where CGIAR institues and gene banks are located include Colombia and Nigeria.

      Your taxes help support the CGIAR and the sustain the gene banks of the world's most important food crops to the tune of $500m a year. It would be a shame if the billions invested were to be lost. About half of the world's population eats rice; 2 in 3 in Asia get most of their calories from rice. Half of the rice grown today was bred using materials from the rice gene bank of the International Rice Research Institute. If the gene bank of a major food crop was lost the loss to humanity would be incalculable, and the potential future consequences could include widespread famine, political unrest, large scale human migration and environmental destruction. For an insight into the economic importance of the CGIAR see the article on wheat in the recent issue of the Economist (Story of Man on the cover, or click here http://www.economist.com/science/displaystory.cfm? story_id=5323362&no_na_tran=1/). Norman Borlaug, featured in that article, works at the CGIAR's wheat and maize institute, still, in his 90s.

      As a recent profile of Gurdev Khush, a rice scientist, put it: his name may not have passed your lips but his work certainly has.

      The CGIAR doesn't have any gene banks for oak trees, though it does have two forestry institutes. Oak is a temperate climate tree found in Northern latitudes not known for political instability. The future of the world's climate, the security of its food supply, biodiversity and any prospects of world peace are largely in the hands of the world's poor living in developing countries. People who don't have enough to eat today don't worry about tomorrow. Lucky for us all the Norwegians are enlightened people. Likewise other supporters of Global Crop Diversity Trust.

      Two minutes here is all you'll need to understand why it matters http://www.croptrust.org/items/homepage.php/.

    20. Re:politically unstable? by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      ever heared of a cold war? that is a war where neither side is currently actively doing anything to each other but they hate each other and make threats all the time. The best known one was the global cold war involving the USA and the USSR but there are still smaller cold wars (taiwan/china,india/packistan etc).

      a country stuck in a cold war can't really be considered stable but it can't really be considerd on the verge of collapse either.

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    21. Re:politically unstable? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not if Rick Santorum has anything to say about it.

  7. great timing! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hmm, what a coincidence, I was just preparing a sample of my seed, where do I send that again?

  8. Meanwhile in Dr. Evil's stronghold... by nufsaid · · Score: 1, Funny

    One more target to add to my list!
    Mwuhahahah!

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    Is this the promised end? Or image of that horror? KING LEAR
    1. Re:Meanwhile in Dr. Evil's stronghold... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Gentlemen, welcome to my submarine lair... it's long and hard and full of sea men"

  9. Re:old news... it was alredy on digg.com by kfg · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... it was alredy on digg.com

    That's old news.

    KFG

  10. Hopefully... by grub · · Score: 5, Funny


    ... they have some good pot seeds frozen. Why should post-apocalyptic pizza stores go bankrupt?

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    Trolling is a art,
  11. Re:They can have some of my seed by nycguy · · Score: 0

    Where are moderator points when you need them?

  12. crikey, a vicar by Bloke+down+the+pub · · Score: 1
    In Soviet Russia, seed bank makes you!!!!

    Oooh, matron.

    --
    It's true I tell you, feller at work's next door neighbour read it in the paper.
    1. Re:crikey, a vicar by EternityInterface · · Score: 0

      In politically stable Norway there are seed banks locked up.

      In politically unstable Russia seed bank is YOUR MOM locked up.

      --
      the sun is god
  13. Apparently half of slash dot. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is not lame.

  14. Re:They can have some of my seed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm on it!

  15. The stocks are going to have to be maintained by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    A lot of seeds die if they are ever frozen, and no seed has an infinite shelf life. After a geologicially short time all the DNA of the seeds will break down. So unfortunatly this isn't going to do any good if we humans kill our planet.

    1. Re:The stocks are going to have to be maintained by shaitand · · Score: 1

      I seem to remember a 5000 year old date palm seed being sprouted not long ago.

      The big question is, how would the tattered remnants fo man (or any other intelligent being that happens along) know where to find the seeds even if they were viable.

    2. Re:The stocks are going to have to be maintained by trophy · · Score: 1

      How about a poster with some sort of manual on the door? "The 1-2-3 of seeds."

    3. Re:The stocks are going to have to be maintained by shaitand · · Score: 1

      We could use nuclear waste to make a big neon sign that could be put in a stable orbit and seen from most of earth.

    4. Re:The stocks are going to have to be maintained by penguin-collective · · Score: 1

      After a geologicially short time all the DNA of the seeds will break down.

      DNA is very stable at low temperatures. Seeds generally lose viability because of ice crystal formation, which disrupts their cell membranes, not because of anything wrong with their DNA.

    5. Re:The stocks are going to have to be maintained by triso · · Score: 1
      The big question is, how would the tattered remnants fo man (or any other intelligent being that happens along) know where to find the seeds even if they were viable.
      That's easy. Put a link on Microsoft's home page. Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!
    6. Re:The stocks are going to have to be maintained by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunately our planet is collaborating with terrorists, providing them with the fresh food, oxygen, drinking water, and other raw materials they need to carry out their unamerican activities. So killing the planet is absolutely neccessary to winning the global war on terror - no globe, no terror.

      Take heart knowing that we will all perish to advance the cause of freedom and democracy.

    7. Re:The stocks are going to have to be maintained by beforewisdom · · Score: 1

      I read an article a few years ago about 5000 year old tomato seeds recovered from a pyramid toumb being sprouted and grown.

      Maybe the people working in Norway in 2006 know something better.

  16. Umm... you mean 'temp-frost'? by hooeezit · · Score: 5, Informative

    As far as I know, the arctic permafrost is already melting - which implies that the seeds will not remain frozen for very long.
    And I'd suppose there would be flooding issues involved where there is a lot of melting water. So, they will probably succeed in creating an underwater chamber of moldy grains then?

    1. Re:Umm... you mean 'temp-frost'? by massivefoot · · Score: 1

      You present an excellent point. Does temperature matter that much? How about nothern Scotland? Still quite cold, but no melting risk.

      In fact, are they really interested in preserving the seeds, or just the DNA? The DNA can be broken down into bits and stored far more reliably, would this not be a sensible compliment?

    2. Re:Umm... you mean 'temp-frost'? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Well, there's actually several kinds of permafrost, mainly continuous and discontinuous. I'd imagine the plans for this seed bank are probably in an area of continous permafrost. Depending on how far north you go there are areas in the Arctic where the permafrost is over a mile thick so, not much to worry about there. If you're curious, here's a good reference about changing permafrost from one of the rock star scientists of the permafrost domain:
      Romanovsky Paper

    3. Re:Umm... you mean 'temp-frost'? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem with Permafrost - being not permanent - is that the water down there might actually melt, shrink (remember that water is more dense than ice in a 1.1 proportion) and displace, like underground rivers.
      What results is actually holes, literally whole chunks of earth sinking because lack of support. Pretty messy.
      This doenst seem a very good place to place our doomsday hopes.

    4. Re:Umm... you mean 'temp-frost'? by lawpoop · · Score: 1

      OK, so check this out --

      The permafrost melts, and waters the seeds. They sprout into a variable jungle of biodiversity in what was formerly arctic wasteland but now is the sunny artic plantfest.

      Those Norwegians are very clever.

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      Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
      -- Pablo Picasso
  17. Location, Location, Location by frosty_tsm · · Score: 1

    Is the arctic permafrost really the best place? Doomsday might be caused by the polar ice caps melting, in which case the seeds will float away.

    1. Re:Location, Location, Location by Ch_Omega · · Score: 3, Informative

      Permafrost =/= ice caps/glacier.[br][br] Permafrost is solid soil that stays frozen because of the climate. Even if the polar ice caps did melt, most permafrost exists at high altitude, and will stay frozen and unaffected if the polar ice caps melt.

    2. Re:Location, Location, Location by frosty_tsm · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the correction. Most Permafrost is at high altitude, but that far north I thought they might be working at a lower altitude.

    3. Re:Location, Location, Location by geekoid · · Score: 3, Funny

      Fool. of course it's higher! North is up.

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    4. Re:Location, Location, Location by Tell999 · · Score: 1

      Yep. there seem to be no safe spot on this planet for anything human made.

  18. Re:old news... it was alredy on digg.com by Pharmboy · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I was gonna bitch about it being a dupe, til I realized it wasnt a dupe, just already posted on Digg, as you point out.

    I didn't find it all that interesting, but somehow got over 1100 digs. The US has a "seed bank" as well, as do many other countries.

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  19. Further details on the Doomsday Vault by Xuri · · Score: 5, Informative

    More elaborate article on this can be found at NewScientist.com. Some sketches (2) over the vault available on the online Norwegian newspaper TV2 Nettavisen.

    Also, I'm a bit disappointed that BBC missed out on the whole "security-details provided by roaming polar bears"-thing.

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  20. wow, 25 comments and all of them shit by thesatch · · Score: 0, Troll

    congrats slashdot!

    1. Re:wow, 25 comments and all of them shit by Demerol · · Score: 1

      I concur. -1 Trolls are way more entertaining to read than +5 Insightfuls.

  21. Why did I read this as.... ? by voxel · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Doomsday Sperm Bank...

    I think its a good idea too.

    Donaters: Ready... Set... Go!

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    Modesty is one of life's greatest attributes
  22. Re:They can have some of my seed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's what she said.

  23. Re:They can have some of my seed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Score: +1, Nasty

  24. Flora AND Fauna by Stanistani · · Score: 1

    We need to include the other half - animals.
    DNA repositories like CRES.

  25. Re:old news... it was alredy on digg.com by McGiraf · · Score: 1

    yes but this one is not in a politicaly unstable country.

    *ducks*

  26. Also in the works is: by slashbob22 · · Score: 4, Funny

    1) Top Soil Storage -- Enough to dilute the nuclear fallout and to bury the bodies of the passed as well as provide sufficient nutrients for plant growth.
    2) Water Supply -- Unless whatever is causing the damage will filter water.
    3) Source of Light -- That volcanic ash could certainly block out needed sunlight.
    4) Parking Garage -- Fer yer John Deer and other machinery (unless the human toll was minimal - labour = food)
    5) Dummies Guide to Farming -- Tony Blair, George W, and all our favourite characters will get a spot in a safe location. To that I say, save the farmers.
    6) Apiary -- Most plants require Pollination.
    The above is by no means a complete list.

    Thank goodness we have the seeds. Now I don't mean to be extremely critical since in many cases it could be sufficient. However it would be prudent to consider other requirements for growth other then just the seeds.

    --
    Proof by very large bribes. QED.
    1. Re:Also in the works is: by Turn-X+Alphonse · · Score: 1

      I think if the world is as screwed as this is planned for most of the things above won't matter. Ground + water + lamp = FOOD. Most people know how to take care of a plant if they try, looking after grass (hell even weeds if you can eat them), wouldn't be SO difficult and would give you some basic input for your body.

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  27. i saw that movie already, it's a bad idea by circletimessquare · · Score: 3, Funny

    the thing

    sure putting all that genetic material in the frozen wastelands sounds like a good idea, but then you get mutant sled dogs wandering away from the destroyed frozen norwegian science outposts, and pretty soon kurt russell has to fire up the flamethrower and do some genetic mutant ass kicking

    sorry, this seed bank idea is bad news

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  28. Marijuana? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wonder if: A) they're going to store Pot seeds and if so, B) just one type, or a sample of the various types (well over 1k honestly)....

    cool idea, even if they won't do those sort of naughty seeds. (bad seeds, go to bed!)

  29. yeah but if by Combas · · Score: 1

    ..doomsday suddenly arrives, do we really want seeds to be the only thing that survives?

    How about a clone bank so that if we hit doomsday clone production starts and asures the survival of humanity?

    And if things get really bad we can always eat our clones.

    Babys: the other OTHER white meat. --fatbastard

    1. Re:yeah but if by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      who the fuck cares about humanity? maybe it's time humans all died out and something better took over. fuck humanity... it's full of dumb shits like the fags that infest slashdot.

    2. Re:yeah but if by nfgaida · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If humanity manages to wipe itself out, are you sure we are worth trying to bring back?

      --
      *elevator music plays*
    3. Re:yeah but if by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now I know what it means when somebody tells me that they are going to eat my babies!!

  30. Icecaps melt? by antiaktiv · · Score: 1

    Isn't one of the reason one might want such a seed bank that the icecaps could melt?
    And yet that's where they're putting them.
    Hmmm.

    1. Re:Icecaps melt? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      please make an attempt to understand what the permafrost is, thank you.

      --
      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
    2. Re:Icecaps melt? by Anonymousse · · Score: 0

      Just to clear things up a bit: they are not building the seed bank inside ice. They're using a tunnel inside a mountain (rock). Due to the permafrost, temperatures will stay below the freezing point.

  31. Some of my heroes by Quirk · · Score: 4, Insightful
    From the site: The N.I. Vavilov All-Russian Scientific Research Institute of Plant Industry based in St Petersburg Russia, is the world's first seed bank and one of the world's largest collections of plant genetic material.

    Named after Nikolai I Vavilov, a Russian biologist, botanist and geneticist, the Institute's seed collections were largely built by Vavilov who scoured five continents in the 1920s and 1930s for wild and cultivated corn, potato tubers, grains, beans, fodder, fruits and vegetable seeds.

    Hitler's army blockaded Leningrad (now St Petersburg). Under German fire, scientists gathered unripened potato tubers from the Institute's experimental fields outside Leningrad. They burned everything they could find to keep the collection from freezing in the building.

    While guarding the collection, some scientists starved to death rather than eat the packets of rice, corn and other seeds in their desks.

    --
    "Academicians are more likely to share each other's toothbrush than each other's nomenclature."
    Cohen
    1. Re:Some of my heroes by geekoid · · Score: 2, Funny

      "While guarding the collection, some scientists starved to death rather than eat the packets of rice, corn and other seeds in their desks."

      If those were from strains that were no longer existent or hard to get, then you could call them heroes. If they were widly available, they were fools.

      OTOH, I would of ate them in any case.

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    2. Re:Some of my heroes by Frozen+Void · · Score: 1

      This might seem funny but seeds were goverment property(Institute of Plants?). Under laws of communist Russia
      its would considered a embezzlement to eat them.I'd eat them anyway in their case,since the chances to get caught are less then starving.

      My theory is eaither they were watchign each other backs or we're fanatically protective of seeds.

  32. I would add... by IAAP · · Score: 1

    all the grains necessary for making vodka, whiskey, and most importantly, BEER!

    1. Re:I would add... by shaitand · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I wonder if anyone who even consider consuming poisons like alcohol if pot were cheap and legal (if legal, it would cheaper than most crops to produce per acre).

    2. Re:I would add... by grub · · Score: 2, Informative

      Here in Canada pot is pretty nearly legal. Small amounts get you a wee fine, no jail time or anything silly like in "free" countries. :)

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    3. Re:I would add... by shaitand · · Score: 1

      Here in the states less than an ounce is generally a $100ish (varies from state to state) fine. At least for a first offense.

    4. Re:I would add... by jonwil · · Score: 1

      Dont forget the seeds of both the Cocane plant and the Cola tree so we can still get that caffene hit :)

    5. Re:I would add... by sgarringer · · Score: 1

      Wow, where do you live? I spent a few nights in jail and the police threatened to impound my car over an eighth of an ounce.

  33. Do they save instructions? by putko · · Score: 1

    Do they save instructions on how to make the plant grow? When I read the article, I didn't see anything about that.

    Some seeds need to go through certain animals in order to be able to germinate. The seed bank might not be so valuable if they screw this up.

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    1. Re:Do they save instructions? by Cruciform · · Score: 1

      Of course there are instructions. There's a bank of monitors in the vault showing static...

      mu na ro su ma be be ra...

  34. When will the plant conservationists learn? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
    "To achieve their goals, plant conservationists should learn from the physicists' political lobbying skills."

    Read: "If plant conservationists produced as many biological and chemical weapons as physicists have produced bombs, then perhaps there would be some scraps in the treasury left over for them."

  35. Actually by TubeSteak · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Actually, In Soviet Russia, they build a Doomsday Device

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doomsday_device
    The Soviet Union built the world's only doomsday device, known originally as the "dead hand." The Russian dead hand is designed to launch the bulk of the country's nuclear forces in the event of a decapitating strike, utilizing specially designed rockets carrying radio equipment. The device may still exist under the name Perimetr.

    [Obligatory Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb quote]
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    [Fuck Beta]
    o0t!
    1. Re:Actually by VonKruel · · Score: 1

      I believe the aforementioned obligatory Strangelove quote could be "Why didn't you tell anyone??? Eh???".

  36. Mmmm, global warming & permafrost by theolein · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I wonder if they really thought this thing through or just got carried away in their zeal. The permafrost is melting worldwide. In 50 years there will not be much left in the arctic.

    1. Re:Mmmm, global warming & permafrost by innlegg · · Score: 0
      From the norwegian article at http://pub.tv2.no/nettavisen/innenriks/article5326 98.ece (translated by me):
      In addition to the permafrost's ability to preserve at -2 to -3 degrees celcius, electrical cooling will ensure lower temperature.

      - To keep the seed preserved as long as possible, it will be frozen at -18 degrees celcius, says Information worker Grethe Evjen at the Agricultural Ministry.
    2. Re:Mmmm, global warming & permafrost by Prof.Phreak · · Score: 1

      The permafrost is melting worldwide.

      But... think of all the new farmland that might create :-)

      --

      "If anything can go wrong, it will." - Murphy

  37. simple solution... by 7macaw · · Score: 1

    ...just put a sign: "Caution: Genetic Material Repository. No dogs allowed".

    That should do it.

  38. Take that, Dolphins! by OverflowingBitBucket · · Score: 5, Funny

    I prefer to think of it as security of the species. Come on, hear me out...

    Picture this.... several hundred thousand years from now...

    A series of archaeologists from the now dominant evolved-from-Dolphins species that runs the planet finds a mysterious encased tomb. Cracking their way through the concrete covering, they find a collection of primitive seeds. Despite the training provided by their utopian society, enroute to the museum a couple of seeds manage to blow away and germinate in the soil nearby. Slowly but surely, plants from a long-forgotten era slowly grow and displace the native flora. Despite their best efforts, the native flora is rapidly killed off, being entirely unsuited to compete against these primitive plants. The rapid change in the flora leads to a collapse of the entire food chain, and subsequent extinction of the dolphin race.

    And then us monkeys get another crack at it! Take that Dolphin overlords!

    1. Re:Take that, Dolphins! by TheSpoom · · Score: 1

      I, for one, welcome our Dolphin Overlords.

      HA! It's actually relevant this time!

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    2. Re:Take that, Dolphins! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      But God created US in His image, not Dolphins. He gave us dominion over this world until Jesus returns. Let's not forget that. Jesus isn't coming back to a world with no people, or a world controlled by Dolphins. ;-)

      Worrying about seeds is rather pointless really. We need to be worrying about souls. This world is temporal, but eternity awaits everyone, it's a matter of where you spend it.

      Just my input, is it worth anything? Is it as valuable as everyone elses, or is my opinion less valuable because it's not popular? Let's see...

    3. Re:Take that, Dolphins! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > This world is temporal, but eternity awaits everyone, it's a matter of where you spend it.

      Narnia?

    4. Re:Take that, Dolphins! by globalar · · Score: 1

      Douglas Adams, is that you?

    5. Re:Take that, Dolphins! by OverflowingBitBucket · · Score: 1

      Douglas Adams, is that you?

      Sadly not. But I do have to say my choice of dominant species and the resultant utopia in my post was inspired by his books.

    6. Re:Take that, Dolphins! by OverflowingBitBucket · · Score: 1

      Worrying about seeds is rather pointless really. We need to be worrying about souls. This world is temporal, but eternity awaits everyone, it's a matter of where you spend it.

      Oh, absolutely! But despite the definite appeal in trapping a collection of souls in a concrete bunker instead of seeds, I somehow doubt its legality. ;)

      But God created US in His image, not Dolphins.

      And you know this... how? I look at the fact that the sea covers 70% of the Earth's surface, where Dolphins reside, yet we are stuck with only 30% of the Earth being landbound. I'd certainly say that the Dolphin's have a greater change of being the "chosen" or "enlightened" species, wouldn't you?

      Just my input, is it worth anything?

      This is a trick question, right? ;)

    7. Re:Take that, Dolphins! by klykken · · Score: 1

      But God created US in His image, not Dolphins. He gave us dominion over this world until Jesus returns.

      If you say US as in the United States, then I think president Bush agrees with you. He's mad too.

      Just my input, is it worth anything?

      No, your input is just as worthless as anyone else's, but I feel you might not agree that religion should be a personal thing that's being expressed and cherished in a private manner. Blurbing about it on public nerd forums is not very private, sounds more like it's a missionary thing.

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  39. Its a bit silly by Darkman,+Walkin+Dude · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I dunno, this seems a bit silly all round. I mean if there is a catastrophe sufficient to wipe out all seed and food crops in the world, or at least within easy reach, it's not very likely that there will be a whole lot of anything or anybody else to replant and eat said food crops. On top of that, its fairly safe to assume the disaster would have pretty much erased whole ecosystems; are the food crops sufficient to maintain a viable ecosystem by themselves? Kind of a waste of money, really.

    1. Re:Its a bit silly by Rakshasa+Taisab · · Score: 1

      A really big rock hitting the earth would do that, while still allowing humans to survive as there's always someone deep underground somewhere.

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  40. A much more interesting article... by nincehelser · · Score: 3, Interesting

    http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=mg189253 43.700

    I think it's really more about preserving genetic diversity rather than being a hedge against world-wide disaster.

  41. Nice link to the article. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    WTF is an artic?

  42. Artic? by JourneyExpertApe · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    Kagu writes "According to the BBC, Norway is planning to build a Seed Bank in the Artic Permafrost to protect all known variations of seeds in case of worldwide disaster."


    JourneyExpertApe writes "There are fetuses that can spell better that Kagu. And Zonk couldn't spot a spelling error if it had a wavy red line under it. Also, "seed bank" and "permafrost" aren't proper nouns, so they shouldn't be capitalized."
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    1. Re:Artic? by JourneyExpertApe · · Score: 1

      JourneyExpertApe writes "People shouldn't be allowed to mod the discussion for articles they submitted (poorly)."

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  43. Oh, say can you see? by thegnu · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I'm also kind of curious what countries they consider to be "politically unstable."

    The USA?

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  44. if we use the seeds... by dartarrow · · Score: 1

    ...we become the next generations intelligent designer?

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  45. Another idea for preserving life on Earth . . . by Amiasian · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Marshall T. Savage, a while ago, proposed a rather interesting idea for preserving life that I think would work as a great parallel project to this:

    In this boldly optimistic manifesto, Savage proclaims a master plan for the human race: to spread life throughout the galaxy. To many, space exploration seems irrelevant to Earth's real problems; but humanity may in fact have no other way to secure its long-term survival. To remain confined to Earth, Savage claims, is to court extinction, possibly within a few decades. Savage (an engineer who has established the Millennial Foundation to promote space exploration) outlines his program for transferring a significant portion of humanity off-planet. The crucial first step is to colonize the ocean surface with floating cities, quadrupling the living space available to the growing population of Earth. This allows us to reverse the degradation of the environment by shifting to the thermal energy of the deep ocean as our primary power source. At the same time, spirulina algae (already on sale in health food stores) becomes a major new food crop. The hardware for these oceanic colonies is already within practical reach: Savage provides a detailed inventory of how his floating cities would work and support themselves, with copious citations of the scientific literature. Once this move is well underway, it frees up energy and resources for the next steps. Improved space vehicles make possible orbiting space colonies, then settlements on the moon. A larger step is terraforming Mars--creating an atmosphere and a water supply for our lifeless neighbor to form a human habitat. On an even longer time scale, the race can expand into the rest of the solar system: asteroids and the moons of other planets. Ultimately, artificial habitats may completely surround the sun. With the resources of an entire solar system at our command, according to Savage, humanity can at last send out emissaries to other stars. The stuff of science fiction? Of course--but rigorously built from existing science, carefully documented, and convincingly argued. Highly recommended.

    1. Re:Another idea for preserving life on Earth . . . by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      or those floating cities will give us reason to also target much of the remaining 70% of our planet in the next global war. Everything else you talked about means cheap kinetic energy weapons with megatons of yield.

    2. Re:Another idea for preserving life on Earth . . . by HooliganIntellectual · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "The crucial first step is to colonize the ocean surface with floating cities, quadrupling the living space available to the growing population of Earth. This allows us to reverse the degradation of the environment by shifting to the thermal energy of the deep ocean as our primary power source."

      Yeah, right. I was into that space colony stuff back when I was a teenager, which was around 25 years ago. The guy pushing these floating ocean cities needs to read John Brunner's "Stand on Zanziber" and then about a thousand books and articles written in the past 35 years.

      The problem isn't space--you can fit most of the world's population in a small area. The problem is resource distribution, which is compounded by things such as capitalism, imperialism, and all of those other modern evils. And if you treat your arable land like crap, then you'll have even less food to feed the population.

      How about we take care of what we already have instead of spinning poor suckers off to Waterworld colonies or tin cans in space?

    3. Re:Another idea for preserving life on Earth . . . by bhima · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately Mr. Savage failed to some fairly fundamental things into account. Then the whole thing sort of collapsed like a house of cards. Given the nature of the people the project attracted, long after the project had obviously ended they were still doing "Research" and publishing some things on the Internet, from what looked like a trailer park in Florida.

      Some of the individual technologies Savaged championed still come up here on Slashdot from time to time and cause a momentary flutter but little ever comes of it.

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    4. Re:Another idea for preserving life on Earth . . . by CCFreak2K · · Score: 1

      Interesting idea, but I think people would think the colonies would ruin their ocean view!

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  46. Unsung Heroes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    While guarding the collection, some scientists starved to death rather than eat the packets of rice, corn and other seeds in their desks.


    It is notable that many Chinese died of starvation during the revolution when they were in charge of allocating food to the masses. One can have nothing but total admiration for this, admittedly, suicidal act in the face of adversity. Perhaps, this consideration might moderate some of the more rude and ignorant comments we see around here.

    1. Re:Unsung Heroes by KiloByte · · Score: 1

      It is notable that many Chinese died of starvation during the revolution when they were in charge of allocating food to the masses. One can have nothing but total admiration for this, admittedly, suicidal act in the face of adversity.

      I have nothing but total scorn. Why in the hell would they die _for_ a system which allowed such a mass starvation? Yeah, a rebellion would be most likely a suicide, but it would give them both at least a chance, and an opportunity to actually amend the problems.

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    2. Re:Unsung Heroes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I have nothing but total scorn. Why in the hell would they die _for_ a system which allowed such a mass starvation? Yeah, a rebellion would be most likely a suicide, but it would give them both at least a chance, and an opportunity to actually amend the problems.


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  47. Better to store the information virtually, maybe? by Quadraginta · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I think you're right. Arguably it's a good idea, whether or not the organisms themselves are ever grown, because the DNA may have interesting genes in it that future biotechnologists might want to study and use, when we get to the point where we're able to not only "read" a genome easily but with full comprehension.

    It's for this reason that the actual viability of the seeds isn't maybe that much of an issue. So long as the DNA remains intact and can be sequenced, it will be useful.

    Although...I wonder if they might not be better off spending the money on sequencing the genomes now. That data can then be stored in many different places, and probably far more compactly and easily than the seeds. Furthermore, I think the mol bio field generally agrees that in the not too distant future it should be relatively straightforward to understand gene function from sequence, and that means only the sequence is really needed anyway. We won't need the actual DNA itself, because we can always reconstruct it, or the part of it we need.

    Basically I'm saying maybe preserve all these plant species virtually, in cyberspace, instead of actually, in the frozen tundra. Cheaper. As well as more cyberpunk.

  48. Why not launch a rocket? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you get an ion drive going, it can reach relativistic speeds in comparatively little time. Launch it on a parabolic orbit, set to intersect earth every 500 years or so. Launch another one every 50 years.

    As speed->infinity, time->0, and so the seed'sll be preserved a lot longer that way.

  49. Re:thinking by Bananas · · Score: 2, Insightful
    50 comments and not a single one zeros in on the concept of a monoculture grain system being promoted by Monsanto (and friends) along with the potential effect it could have on grain stocks when (not if!) there comes to pass a blight or other form of crop failure.

    A simple challenge to you: if you're simply laughing at the prior sentence, then consider that you will die should it happen. If you're not laughing and you're seriously considering the effects, you too would consider a little biodiversity...

  50. Not Quite "News For Nerds" by MightyMait · · Score: 1

    Judging by the sperm bank jokes and general paucity of insight (except for that mono-culture Monsanto post and a couple others), this seems to indicate that this is not really news for nerds.

    Now, an article about a pizza and soda bank--*that* would be "News for Nerds"!!

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  51. Re:thinking by nincehelser · · Score: 1

    MONsanto/MONoculture. Coincidence?

    I'm also surprised very little has been said so far about the dangers of creating a monoculture. One bad wheat blight and we'll all be hungry.

  52. Not all seeds are that viable by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

    Speaking as someone who has tried to grow things from seed, it's important to remember (these people likely understand this) that posession of seeds by no means insures the preservation of a plant species. Roses, for example, are seldom grown from the seed. Many plants are propagated by grafting, and having the seeds is no guarantee the species is 'preserved' in this way. It's very difficult to grow some species by seed.

  53. Doomsday??? You insensitive clods! by TERdON · · Score: 4, Funny

    That should be ragnarok, nothing else.

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  54. Someone... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...please seeed!! I am stuck at 99% :(

  55. Other than for literary considerations... by jd · · Score: 1

    I don't know why. A Lancaster bomber and a Grand Slam would be sufficient. (Yeesh, those things could punch through a 20' reinforced concrete wall! They would use this combo, in WW2, to literally chop up U-Boat pens.)

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  56. Norway! Yes! by stavromueller · · Score: 0

    The perfect place for such a bank. Norway has no natual disasters, and has no enemies. Who would want to take over a country full of 90% ice and snow?

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  57. God bless 'em! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can always count on Norway!
    **Wipes tear from eye**

  58. I wouldn't by IAAP · · Score: 1
    Parent: I wonder if anyone who even consider consuming poisons like alcohol if pot were cheap and legal (if legal, it would cheaper than most crops to produce per acre).

    I whole heartedly agree! It's a perfect example how idiotic the drug laws are here in the US of A. A horrible addictive neurotoxin like alcohol is easily available and legal, and yet, something as benign as pot will get you years in jail and your property seized.

    Politicians are retards and do not deserve or have they earned my respect!

    Pot is bad for your health if you smoke it. Like anything else the smoke inhalation has its consequences. Brownies baby!

  59. Not silly at all. by Teun · · Score: 2, Insightful
    It does not need a complete collaps of the worlds life to make certian crops suddenly needing an infusion of clean genes.

    The past few years we've seen universities trying very hard to find old races/ strains of for example apple trees because the present ones seem to be more suspect to pests than it used to be.

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    1. Re:Not silly at all. by Vitriol+Angst · · Score: 2, Informative

      There have been a few times where diseases and plagues have almost removed almost all of a certain plant.

      Dutch Elm disease.

      Most all grape vines were destroyed by blight in Europe and actually come from vines in the United States.

      The SouthEast used to be covered with deciduous trees and not these ugly southern pines -- a lot more Black Walnut -- which is now pretty rare.

      Anywho -- this project makes a lot of sense. Some species could become extinct while we are preoccupied -- either with a large war or while trying to combat droughts and storms of a severe nature. I could see a lot of scenarios where we would have to deal with a lot of global emergencies and turn around and find we have no more of a certain species -- even a common one.

      I hope they do genetic samples, plasm, and embryos of many animals as well. Ideally they would just organize them by ecosystem -- grab everything from a specific area and preserve a small representative patch (freeze-dried and vacuum sealed).

      As well as lead lining -- add some graphite for good neutrino safety.

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    2. Re:Not silly at all. by Ex-MislTech · · Score: 1

      Perhaps a nearby supernova that hits the earth with a medium strength GRB wiping out
      almost all life with residual radiation for extended period of time .

      One white dwarf is close enough to us right now that if it went supernova this could
      happen , but fortunately it is moving away from us, and it looks like we have some time .

      http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn2311

      A DNA bank might be a good idea of all life on earth, kind of a bio repository catalgue .

      Ex-MislTech

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  60. life is life is dynamic! by aleator · · Score: 4, Insightful

    things change... that's the way of life! the only ecosystem that is at equlibrium is a climax. every other system is NOT at equilibrium and therefore living... generating new species and dying out on some other parts.

    if you save seeds, you did do a snapshot of available species at a certain time under certain conditions. sure plants can grow under a lot of conditions but don't rest on the fact that now we will have a global seed-bank in a stable cold place and now we can destruct the whole ecosystems of this planet just becasue we have the seeds to re-establish it back. this is NOT the case. plants are highly dependend on animals, bacteria, virii, ... they do not exist at their own. everything is linked. you cannot restore a whole such system by simply bringing back the plants. for a start: how would they fix nitrogen from atmosphere? this is done by bacteria in most cases that grow in plants.

    better let's keep the ecosystems we have now more or less stable and try not to destroy them completely than relating on seed-banks for conservation.

    don't get me wrong: seed-banks are very valuable tools for research and agriculture, but not for longterm conservation! ... want yet another illustrating example: imagine this: lets assume, we have put a dinosaur, a raptor, in cryo some milion years ago and now we decide to restore its population. we thaw it up again, make it mate with another dino of other sex and let them have children. now try to find a place in our modern world, where they would be able to reestablish a population... maybe a city like new york or tokyo? or london or paris or kolkata? 18milion humans and 150 raptor dinosaurs in same habitat... would this be possible? probably not. the time has passed and things changed. the raptor has no chance to exist in our world. this will be probably the most frequent fate of such imaginary experiments, because of the fact that life cannot be preserved but only prolonged and even that has its limits... ;-) ... think about that!

    1. Re:life is life is dynamic! by lazy+genes · · Score: 0

      Very well said.extinction is part of evolution.

  61. I don't know about you, but by geekoid · · Score: 2, Funny

    Building a doomsday seed seems a bit risky.
    What happens if it gets lost? or a bird eats it then shits it onto an innoscent park some where.

    1 year and a little water...kabooom!
    just to risky...

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  62. Re:old news... it was alredy on digg.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...including Norway, right? I think it's based on Spetsbergen...

  63. Located ~600 miles from the North Pole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    into what direction ?

    1. Re:Located ~600 miles from the North Pole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol nice one

  64. That's great but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How are survivors supposed to retrieve the seeds?

  65. because we all know that...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the few individuals that are left would rather plant seeds than repopulate the world....

  66. seeds of dispair by catahoula10 · · Score: 1

    If the earth tumbles into a catastrophic state large enough to kill off vegitation as well as mankind, i am sure there will be no seed that will survive. But it sounds like a nice attempt to fool mother nature.

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  67. It won't be like that all by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It will be more like this:

    The seeds will have developed strange mutations over time. The dolphins will plant the seeds and find that they germinate and grow, literally overnight The dolphins will each sample their favorite vegetables, only the find that each one develops some super-dolphin powers. The dolphin that eats carrots will develop super vision. The dolphin that eats the spinach, super strength. The dolphin that eats the sugar beets will develop super swimming speed, etc. etc. The dolphins will later eat soap to cure their conditions and remain trapped on the island.

  68. They should have seen it coming... by TechieHermit · · Score: 2, Funny

    Having not taken Murphy's Law seriously enough, the brave Norwegian seed guardians first notice Doom as a distant whistling noise.

    Say, Gunter, vot is zat zound? Asks Olaf.

    Vhy, I dunno! Says Gunter. It sounds almost like a vhistle!

    They ponder the problem for a few seconds, and look out the window of the seed bank guard tower where they were having lunch a minute earlier. Gunter speaks first.

    Olaf, there is a very strange circular shadow on the ground. It covers ze whole base!

    Yes, I see, Gunter, what can zis mean?

    Both men look up. The meteor Doom hangs over their heads for an instant, just like the big evil sphere in The Fifth Element, improbably rotating with a very slight cant, and then descends. Unfortunately there is no Wild Hottie available to save them... All the models are in New York for "Fashion Week". The meteor falls directly on them, squashing them all as flat as a day-old tostada.

    The resulting release of energy wipes out all the plants on Earth, and the survivors think, "yeah, we should have seen it coming... Doesn't it always happen that way?"

    1. Re:They should have seen it coming... by Rakshasa+Taisab · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry... Did we get invaded by the Germans again?

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    2. Re:They should have seen it coming... by dud83 · · Score: 1

      Meine Mutter ist ein Hund, und ich mag Suppe an Sonntag essen!
      Min mor er en hund, og jeg liker å spise suppe på søndager!

      See?
      German != Norwegian.
      Germany != Norway.
      If further is desired, please study a map of Europe...

    3. Re:They should have seen it coming... by TechieHermit · · Score: 1

      Pardon me, but we were unable to cast any Norwegians for this skit. There are apparently none here in the sticks of Upstate New York. The only candidates were two Germans, three Japanese tourists, an Italian from Malta, and a Scotsman. Consequently, we felt that the Germans were our best shot.

      We knew reviews would be mixed, but hey, it was either that or give up and make a porno flick. ;)

    4. Re:They should have seen it coming... by TechieHermit · · Score: 1

      Sie dummer Mann! Wenn dieses eine Invasion war, würden wir Skull Sie bereits bumsend sein. Nr., Nr., Nr., alles ist es, ist ein Niedrigetatpornoleichter Schlag. Wir versuchten, einige Norweger zu werfen, aber mußten vereinbaren für, was wir vorhandenes hatten.

    5. Re:They should have seen it coming... by TechieHermit · · Score: 1

      NOTE: Google's translation may have been iffy. Here's the English version:

      Oh, you silly man! If this were an invasion, we would already be skull-FSCKing you. No., No., No., All this is, is an extremely low-budget porno flick. We tried to cast some Norwegians but had to settle for what we had on hand.

      It sounded much funnier the first time I typed it. Now I wish I'd plied myself with alcohol first (that usually improves the humor). I ran it through Google to turn it into German, then out of curiosity, ran it back into English, and got this:

      It stupid man! If this were an invasion, we would already be bumsend Skull you. No., No., No., everything is it, is a Niedrigetatpornoleichter impact. We tried to throw some Norwegians but had to agree for, what we had existing.

      GOOD LORD. So much for international relations... ;P

    6. Re:They should have seen it coming... by klykken · · Score: 1

      "Gunter"? "Zat"? You know the Germans lost the war, right?

      If you wonder what the Scandinavian languages sounds like, think of the Muppet Show chef.

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    7. Re:They should have seen it coming... by TechieHermit · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I know, I know, but hey! Where am I going to find a Norwegian in upstate New York? Lotsa Germans, though.

      Think about it this way: maybe they outsourced security!

  69. Re:thinking by catahoula10 · · Score: 1
    You make a very intresting observation.
    Monsanto and others try fool with mother nature. The problem is mother nature cannot be fooled or fooled with very long without dire results.

    I think the approiate phrase that applies here, for those that try to trick mother nature, would be:

    • "We reap what we sow"


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  70. My Donation by TheRon6 · · Score: 1

    My country is pretty politically unstable...

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  71. no danger from natural environment? by heatdeath · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    but a large number of these were located in countries that were either politically unstable or that faced threats from the natural environment

    Permafrost isn't in danger? My FORD DEMOLISHER begs to differ.

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  72. got your eskimo demolitions expert right here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    please, please, please come take him away. better you than me.

  73. Norway has political stake to develop Spitsbergen by bdwoolman · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Svalbard, of which Spitsbergen is an island, is a complicated case politically -- sort of like the Antarctic where signatories to the treaty of Svalbard can have a research or economic presence. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Svalbard.

    Norway's sovereignty is not in question, but it is under constraint. The Russians mine coal there (among other things). Norway has huge oil reserves in the North Sea and wants to move drilling into the Arctic ocean. The Norwegians have a strong interest in developing Svalbard and have a heavy presence in Longyearbyen. There is a developed tourist trade for people like me and my crazy wife who rode snowmobiles six hours to Berentsberg (The Russian Settlement) in a whiteout last Easter. But how many idiots like us can they count on?

    Now, put in this context, the seed project makes a lot more sense. It is a good thing to do, of course, but at root there is the matter of "presence" not to mention all that oil and gas up there. And let's not forget those pesky Russians who also have interests.

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  74. natural selection hard at work again by philipkd · · Score: 1

    It's interesting how strongly persistent natural selection makes life forms. On Planet Earth, life forms have advanced so far in their ability for self-persistence that they've evolved sentient beings who then developed technology to allow them to gird the seeds of life for survival against the most extreme of natural disasters.

  75. Why the fuck is the parent moderated funny? by melted · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The guy spent TWO FREAKING DECADES collecting that stuff. Folks guarding it realized it would only last them a few days, so chose not to destroy a valuable scientific artifact. This is HEROISM folks, in its purest form. Not "firefighter" flavor cultivated here in the US.

    Mod the parent Insightful.

  76. doomsday seeds? by idlake · · Score: 2, Funny

    Where can I get some? Mwahahaha.

  77. 1-up by tentimestwenty · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Have you heard about the Microsoft Seed Bank?

  78. Re:testing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    how a testing post got +2 and all my anonymous coward
    never got higher then 0?

  79. Seed bank... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...or sperm bank?
     
    For reference, you might want to try this Wikipedia article.

  80. taxpayer money? by tacroy · · Score: 1

    Does anyone else think that this is a little silly and a LOT expensive? Above threads pointed out that in the case of a world extinction event getting to the seeds would be hopeless so is it worth the money? Granted if just a hemisphere or something was nuked then it could have a use. It just seems like the chance of it being of any help is far outweighed by the cost, I would hate to give my taxes to something so far fetched.

  81. First read "North Korea" instead of Norway by Rick+and+Roll · · Score: 1

    Oh so ronery...

  82. hydroponic chronic by globaljustin · · Score: 1

    uh...duuude....there's, like, other ways to grow plants besides in the ground...

    it's called hydroponics, greenhouses, etc...

    this is a good idea, not a waste of money

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  83. Seed Bank by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dont forget my seed its pretty important

  84. heirloom seeds by nido · · Score: 1

    A good example is with potatoes -- there are about 200 different varieties of potato, but my understanding is that only four or five of them are seriously grown on a large scale in the US.

    Heirloom vegetables are still grown on a small scale just about everywhere. Plants are prolific seed producers, so it'd only take a season or two to get enough seeds for everyone.

    Heirloom Seeds and Their Keepers: Marginality and Memory in the Conservation of Biological Diversity

    The author of this book has traveled around the world, doing research on "seed savers", generations of people who farm, save and share their own seeds.

    Also see The Meat You Eat by Ken Midkiff, for how Agribusiness makes us all unhealthy.

    I found both books at my public library. Well, I wasn't looking for those particular titles at the time, so I guess they actually found me.

    Organic seed companies are a good source for heirloom varieties. Seeds of Change, for example.

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    1. Re:heirloom seeds by Reziac · · Score: 1

      If you ask in rec.gardens.edible, you'll get a lot of recommendations for sources of heirloom seeds.

      When I do the garden thing again, I'll probably go that route, as the newer varieties just don't taste the same...

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  85. well... by Placebo+Messiah · · Score: 1

    "Permafrost"

  86. I misinterpreted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought we would need to keep all the best cannibis strains in order to enjoy our last year on the planet as a the fallout from the disaster surrounds us.

  87. What I want to know is ... by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

    why would I want a bank of Doomsday Seeds? Sounds dangerous.

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  88. I already deposited 1e6 seeds on Taco's ugly grill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just like so: 8===D--.O-:

  89. let's get ready for the apocalypse by VonKruel · · Score: 1

    It's always encouraging to see people planning ahead like this.

  90. There are other important things besides life... by jibjibjib · · Score: 0

    We should freeze all our Windows CDs so that if Windows becomes unusably crap and a meteor (with associated EMP) wipes out all the backups of old versions of windows we can just dig our win 98 CDs out of the permafrost and play Minesweeper while the rest of the world starves to death waiting for Vista to start up.

  91. Excelsior! by Gigahurt · · Score: 1

    This is the type of plan that will "suck-seed". I am soooooo drunk!

  92. FUN WITH GOOGLE TRANSLATOR: by TechieHermit · · Score: 1

    Gunter: Mayday! Mayday! Ein riesiger MeteorIST im Begriff, unsere Unterseite zu schlagen und die Samenansammlung zu ruinieren! Wir wissen nicht was zu tun! Aller, den wir haben, ist drei Feuerlöscher und ein Supereinweicher!

    Ishmael, a Norwegian Ship Captain who happens to be in the vicinity: Eu imploro seu pardon, mas sendo norueguês, eu não compreendo o alemão. Ou é esse Hindi? Talvez Francês?

    Ramaswami, a French Fighter Pilot passing by: Hé, vous types! Est-ce que quelqu'un a dit le français? Nous nous rendons!

    Mickey Futz, a Maltese plumber who vacations in Brooklyn: , ! I'm you're !

    Ramaswami: Bien, c'était simplement grossier. Je vais mettre le feu à un airstrike!

    Mickey Futz: Don't Frenchie !

    Ramaswami: Ah, mon Dieu! Nous nous rendons! Nous nous rendons! vous aiment un certain brie?

    Gunter: Ich bin, Mäuler so schrecklich traurig, aber Sie verwirklichen, daß ALLE wir sind, die GEHEN ZU STERBEN!!!

    Ishmael: Deus, Gunter, você é tal rainha do drama. Coloque fora o café... O Oh, hey, é que um meteoro?

    Gunter: JA!

    Ishmael: Oh, caro. Você são realmente parafusam, não são você? Oh, bem, você está em nossos pensamentos.

    Gunter: Gee, Dank. Ich werde zu Bett gehen.

  93. Re:FUN WITH GOOGLE TRANSLATOR: (Original English) by TechieHermit · · Score: 1

    NOTE: The Japanese text that was produced for Mickey's dialogue seems to have been stripped out. Sigh...

    Gunter the seed guard: Mayday! Mayday! A giant meteor is about to hit our base and ruin the seed collection! We don't know what to do! All we have is three fire extinguishers and a Super Soaker!

    Ishmael the Norwegian Ship Captain: I beg your pardon, but being Norwegian, I don't understand German. Or is that Hindi? Perhaps French?

    Ramiswami the French fighter pilot:Hey, you guys! Did somebody say French? We surrender!

    Mickey Futz, the Maltese Plumber: Can the chatter, all you degenerates! I'm trying to fix the toilets on this freighter here and you're screwing up my satellite radio with this nonsense!

    Ramiswami: Well, that was just rude. I'm going to fire an airstrike!

    Mickey: Don't make me come up there, Frenchie!

    Ramiswami: Oh, my God! We surrender! We surrender! Would you like some brie?

    Gunter: I'm so terribly sorry, chaps, but you DO realize we're ALL GOING TO DIE!!!

    Ishmael: God, Gunter, you're such a drama queen. Lay off the coffee... Oh, hey, is that a meteor?

    Gunter: YES!

    Ishmael: Oh, dear. You really are screwed, aren't you? Oh, well, you're in our thoughts.

    Gunter: Gee, thanks. I'm going to bed.

  94. How do they keep the seeds viable? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seeds don't really last very long (yes, there are documented exceptions)...how are they preserving their long term viability? (I don't want to RTFM :-)

  95. an ark? by Depris · · Score: 1

    now all we need to do is build a giant ark, move the seeds in with every species on the planet. "The NOAH 2000 is THE technological ark of the future!"

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  96. Natural? by Jormundgard · · Score: 1

    Don't mean to shock anyone, but the Arctic is not exactly a Friendly Natural Environment.

  97. No enemies? by andersh · · Score: 1

    Well consider the following: one of the worlds richest nations, third largest exporter of oil and gas, vast natural resources, a *small* army armed with American weapons like F-16s etc - next door to Russia...

  98. Humbug! by andersh · · Score: 2, Informative

    I certainly don't agree with your sentiments - Norway feels very much in control of Svalbard with the treaty in hand. The only other issue is of course the conflict with Russia and Iceland over fishing in the waters surrounding Svalbard. Now, establishing the seed bank on Svalbard would not change anything in that regard! Every major and minor nation party to the treaty including Australia, Canada, Denmark, France, Italy, Japan, Netherlands, Norway, Sweden, the United Kingdom (including overseas dominions) and the United States, Russia and Germany recognize Norwegian sovereignty over these islands. It's the sea surrounding it and the territorial limits that we expanded that they don't fully agree with!

  99. People live there.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Svalbard is populated... slightly. But they're all well equipped for surviving the environment. They have practically everything they need - and don't need like visiting cruise ships. There's even a university centre for research!

  100. Lead? by XNormal · · Score: 1

    I hope there's a foot of lead included in that shielding somewhere. To me that would seem the most vital shielding they could provide.

    There's nothing magical about lead. It's more dense so it takes up less volume than other shielding but sufficient mass of almost any material also work as radiation shielding. A few meters of concrete or frozen earth will do nicely, thank you.

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  101. marijuana seed bank by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    AFAIK seeds don't last forever, which is why seed banks periodically replant and harvest seeds. I remember this coming up with some marijuana seeds (no joke) at some conservatory in Russia or something. Might be a good thing to search for on smokedot, if it wasn't using slashcode with its attendant super-shit search tool.

    I read an article about the Japanese government overseeing 1000 plants to preserve the cultural heritage, they'd harvest the seeds then destroy the plants. I think the article was in "Vice" or "Fader" magazine. I can't find the article in my vast pile of zines right now and the best link I can find in a quick google search is dead... but I got a link to the Google cached article. Though in this article it states the plants are for medicinal research. Cannabis (or asa as they all it) was a huge part of the Shinto religion and a staple crop in Japan due to it's many industrial uses. It only became illegal after the US wrote them a new constitution after WWII.

  102. Wrong! by selfsealingstembolt · · Score: 1

    If that were the case, we'd better tell the permafrost that it should stay frozen. Because, if you haven't heard, it is melting right now.

    And if you ask if that is bad, well, scientists estimate that fourteen percent of the worlds carbon is stored in permafrost. Fourteen percent of ALL carbon, not only of the CO2 and methane in the atmosphere. And it is mostly in the form of methane, which upon release, would increase the greenhouse effect considerably. See also positive feedback loop.

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  103. Forget Norway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unrelated note:
    At this point, everyone is talking about something you'll be surprised about, too.

  104. not sure why this got modded flamebait by thegnu · · Score: 1

    it just seemed logical in the context that they might be referring to the US. I think overly patriotic people need to take chill pills, and stop flaming, so that I can say reasonable shit and not get modded flame-bait.

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