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  1. Re:Java is a great *idea* on Service Oriented Architecture With Java · · Score: 1

    Sound in Linux is a PITA in any language. If I was starting to diagnose this issue I wouldn't have started by blaming the VM.

  2. I really have to get off my ass... on Service Oriented Architecture With Java · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... and actually write my proposed book: "Software Design With Popular Acronyms"

  3. Re:Debunked almost a year ago on The Voynich Manuscript May Have Been Decoded · · Score: 1

    now it just brings out the "Dan Brown is the realz" crowd and other conspiracy nutters.

    Dan Brown IS real. You Dan Brown deniers are the real conspiracy nuts. "It's a ghost-writer" "It's plagiarized from aliens" "My dog is Dan Brown" Nutters all.

    Come now sir, it's been pretty well established that the real Dan Brown died in 1977 and his identity was stolen by Elvis.

  4. Re:Just avoid blue notes, then... on Online "Guilds" Mirror Real Life Gangs · · Score: 1

    > I've dated sociologists, sociology is a science in much the same way Jazz is a color.

    Sounds like somebody has the blues.

    That's what B. B. said.

  5. Re:Sarcastic question, answered honestly on Online "Guilds" Mirror Real Life Gangs · · Score: 1

    Hmm... I guess I should always ask a lawyer what their first degree was. (And try not to laugh...)

  6. Re:Sarcastic question, answered honestly on Online "Guilds" Mirror Real Life Gangs · · Score: 1

    I love the smell of irony in the morning. :)

  7. Re:Sarcastic question, answered honestly on Online "Guilds" Mirror Real Life Gangs · · Score: 1

    I'm glad somebody got the joke.

  8. Re:Sarcastic question, answered honestly on Online "Guilds" Mirror Real Life Gangs · · Score: 4, Funny

    Because it is a science

    I've dated sociologists, sociology is a science in much the same way Jazz is a color.

  9. Re:Links Still Live on Microsoft Issues Takedown Notices Over COFEE · · Score: 1

    Not in the torrent, but I can't seem to connect with any peers.

    Sir, please place your hands behind your head and step away from the keyboard.

  10. Re:Stupid on KDE Rebrands, Introduces KDE Plasma Desktop · · Score: 1

    The American corporations, legal and patent system is what killed Commodore, not Commodore's marketing department.

    The point is that cool technology is not enough. Just ask Sony

  11. Re:Stupid on KDE Rebrands, Introduces KDE Plasma Desktop · · Score: 1

    They almost remind me of Commodore, during the Amiga days. They have this really cool technology, but it doesn't work as well as you want it to and has some glaring deficiencies, and their marketing department is absolutely clueless. Except with the Amiga, it did work as well as you wanted it to, and its deficiencies weren't anything worth worrying about because the competition had even more glaring deficiencies.

    And see how they conquered the market as a result? Oh wait...

  12. Re:So if they've changed the name... on KDE Rebrands, Introduces KDE Plasma Desktop · · Score: 4, Funny

    Kno!

  13. Re:Shh! We don't want them to understand! on How Not To Pay a Parking Ticket · · Score: 1

    As the end result, they are happy because they can have their precious extensions of their manliness. We are happy as they are likely to die when they actually use them. Don't try to sabotage this.

    But I LIKE tilting at windmills! Besides, I get this secret inner joy when I can taunt people who have no idea they're being taunted.

    I just remembered I got some kid suspended in primary school for hitting me after I called him a homo-sapien... even the teacher had to laugh at that one.

  14. Re:Moronic Laws and the People that Abuse Them on How Not To Pay a Parking Ticket · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Kinda like a Democrat having a gun pulled on him. A good Democrat pleads for his life, a good Republican on the other hand would simply pull out his own.

    And statistically speaking, who do you think is more likely to survive the encounter?

  15. Re:scientology on Prison Terms For Spammer Ralsky, Scientology DoS Attacker · · Score: 1

    If this was irony it was brilliant.

  16. Re:In Defense of Anonymous... on Prison Terms For Spammer Ralsky, Scientology DoS Attacker · · Score: 1

    Never gonna let you down

  17. Re:Well he's at least done more than Obama on Linus Torvalds For Nobel Peace Prize? · · Score: 1

    So unfair. All true Linus fans know the herring fired first.

  18. Re:Physics perhaps? on Linus Torvalds For Nobel Peace Prize? · · Score: 1

    100% agreed, it's just that physics is closer to reality than the peace prize. If we want Linus to be internationally recognized for his contributions to humanity we need to find the right way to do it.

  19. UNPSA? on Linus Torvalds For Nobel Peace Prize? · · Score: 1
  20. Physics perhaps? on Linus Torvalds For Nobel Peace Prize? · · Score: 1

    Certainly his contribution to humanity as a whole should be recognized in some appropriate way but I'm not convinced the peace prize is the right one.

  21. Re:Taxes are good... They aren't? on Calling B.S. On Amazon's Taxation Arguments · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Taxes are evil in the same way that democracy is a terrible political system. (Ref Winston Churchill )

    "Many forms of Government have been tried and will be tried in this world of sin and woe. No one pretends that democracy is perfect or all-wise. Indeed, it has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all those other forms that have been tried from time to time."

  22. Re:Remember The War of The Worlds? on NASA Attempts To Assuage 2012 Fears · · Score: 1

    those same people should not be allowed in theaters due to their inability to distinguish fiction from fact.

    Oh... Like Republicans?

  23. Re:Ask an Astrologist? on NASA Attempts To Assuage 2012 Fears · · Score: 1

    Both funny and insightful. For full effect they should dress up the Astrologist as Elvis! (Or Xenu?)

  24. Re:Have they played the mission on Russia Recalls Modern Warfare 2 · · Score: 1

    Glad to see I'm not alone. +Interesting

  25. Re:Have they played the mission? on Russia Recalls Modern Warfare 2 · · Score: 1

    They don't let you kill the terrorists, because then there would be no story. What happens in this mission is pivotal to the rest of the story. By killing the terrorists nothing else in the game would have taken place, and you would have had one short (ok, shorter) campaign.

    Hence the "die trying" plotline. You cannot walk away a hero but at least you tried.