Can you do the position where you suck your own cock. Sure your giant fat gut makes it hard to bend over but you should still be able to fit the tip of your dick in your mouth. Your cock is long and hard enough to reach your mouth.
Jesus Christ man, give it a rest. Revisionist history for self glorification left and right. Pathological lying is your actual "disability".
Last week you got into an internet fight about you claiming to be unemployed in 2008 and you rebuffing that you worked at google that year. Now you say it was just a month. You have also said that you make good money and that you work for the government in a high cost of living area making less than half of the market rate, something a McDonalds store manager makes. You have also said you work in infosec while claiming you are starting your study of entry level certs.
[...] with no idea or ability to configure the thing [...]
I was fortunate to work at Cisco for ten months when they rolled out their dog food program for testing the first-generation 11ac in 2013. After configuring 300+ laptops with new wireless 11ac cards, replacing wireless access points and managing the wireless server, I had a good education on wireless. My 11ac home network runs better than the old 11n network.
[...] you have one of those psychiatric conditions where you're unaware of your disability [...]
I'm not interested in playing the victim game. I'm a winner, not a loser.
[...] nobody around you is allowed to mention it.
People asked me about my so-called disability all the time. If you're not being a prick about it, we can have a good conversation. For example, I explained to a parent that I was fortunate to get out of school before the medication craze became popular. Instead I suffered from repeated blood tests by a doctor who had an arrangement with a medical lab and a fondness for shoving his fat finger up my fat ass.
So you're a 300 pound lardo hired for the disabled worker quota and funded by the affirmative action niigger.
Not quite. I weigh 350 pounds (think football player). Although my hearing loss in one ear and speech impediment could be considered a disability by some, I never let it stop me from getting ahead in life. Yes, I'm the only white person at my job.
Maybe what happened to you was that the "drinking buddy" is someone the hiring manager had professional experience with and knew what he/she was getting vs. rolling the dice with someone who interviews well but otherwise might be good or bad.
Five recruiters led me by the nose for four weeks. I was pissed. I took my revenge on them by holding the last round of phone calls in the men restroom at lunch time. Only time I had a job interview at Microsoft was for a TV division (IIRC) that got spun off in 2014. I generally don't talk to Microsoft recruiters.
No clerical error. Congress fully funded my five-year contract when Obama was president. I'm doing such a great job that my contracting agency gave me an extra month of pay as a Christmas bonus last year.
OP is obviously older than the dot com bubble since OP can conceive of a world without Google.
I didn't read it that way.
How fucking stupid are you, fat ugly stupid troll.
I made the president's list for maintaining a 4.0 GPA when I got my A.S. degree in computer programming while working 60+ hours as a video game tester and teaching Sunday school after the dot com bust.
Only if you apply direct to Google. Contracting agencies are more flexible about age. I worked at Google in my late 30's and early 40's as a contractor.
What about the jobs that never existed in the first place, there was no intention of ever filling them, there was no hiring manager involved, and the listings existed only to make HR look busy?
Those jobs are easy to spot. They typically have a requirement for five years of experience in an technology that came out six months earlier.
They have a fair shot - they do seem to hire an awful lot of people.
I was under the impression that hiring has slowed down in recent years. When I did a one-month stint in inventory in 2008, Google was hiring 300+ people per week and equipment came in on Monday to go out the door on Friday.
The Microsoft hiring system I had first hand experience back in 2005. I was working on a six-week contract at Sony to test what would become the Reader. Two weeks into the current assignment I started searching for my next contract. Five Microsoft recruiters contacted me and my resume floated for a month before I discovered that each of the hiring managers had hired their drinking buddy for the available position. Microsoft HR requires five applicants be interviewed before the beer drinking buddy can get hired.
As for Google, I never went through the front door to experience their "jumping through the hoops" interview process. I came through the back door through a contracting agency for the IT help desk in 2008 and building out a data center in 2011.
The taxpayers paid ~$90M for Obama's golf games over eight years. If Trump continues play a game every five days, taxpayers will pay ~$120M for Trump's golf games in one year. Trump could easily outspend Obama, Bush II, Clinton and Bush I in four years at this rate.
This is something I need at work. Can't install a third-party app that does this since the workstations are locked down tighter than a virgin nerd's ass.
I don't mind having a dark theme for my PyCharm IDE for Python, as I grew up programming on a monochrome display. I just find it distracting for watching videos.
Slow news day, eh?
All the trolls are nursing the wounds after the beatings I gave them in recent days.
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Can you do the position where you suck your own cock. Sure your giant fat gut makes it hard to bend over but you should still be able to fit the tip of your dick in your mouth. Your cock is long and hard enough to reach your mouth.
Sorry, I don't do yoga.
Jesus Christ man, give it a rest. Revisionist history for self glorification left and right. Pathological lying is your actual "disability".
Last week you got into an internet fight about you claiming to be unemployed in 2008 and you rebuffing that you worked at google that year. Now you say it was just a month. You have also said that you make good money and that you work for the government in a high cost of living area making less than half of the market rate, something a McDonalds store manager makes. You have also said you work in infosec while claiming you are starting your study of entry level certs.
What is it going to be next week?
Stop misrepresenting my positions.
The only thing you're winning at is megalomania.
Now you're confusing me with Trump.
[...] with no idea or ability to configure the thing [...]
I was fortunate to work at Cisco for ten months when they rolled out their dog food program for testing the first-generation 11ac in 2013. After configuring 300+ laptops with new wireless 11ac cards, replacing wireless access points and managing the wireless server, I had a good education on wireless. My 11ac home network runs better than the old 11n network.
[...] you have one of those psychiatric conditions where you're unaware of your disability [...]
I'm not interested in playing the victim game. I'm a winner, not a loser.
[...] nobody around you is allowed to mention it.
People asked me about my so-called disability all the time. If you're not being a prick about it, we can have a good conversation. For example, I explained to a parent that I was fortunate to get out of school before the medication craze became popular. Instead I suffered from repeated blood tests by a doctor who had an arrangement with a medical lab and a fondness for shoving his fat finger up my fat ass.
So you're a 300 pound lardo hired for the disabled worker quota and funded by the affirmative action niigger.
Not quite. I weigh 350 pounds (think football player). Although my hearing loss in one ear and speech impediment could be considered a disability by some, I never let it stop me from getting ahead in life. Yes, I'm the only white person at my job.
Maybe what happened to you was that the "drinking buddy" is someone the hiring manager had professional experience with and knew what he/she was getting vs. rolling the dice with someone who interviews well but otherwise might be good or bad.
Five recruiters led me by the nose for four weeks. I was pissed. I took my revenge on them by holding the last round of phone calls in the men restroom at lunch time. Only time I had a job interview at Microsoft was for a TV division (IIRC) that got spun off in 2014. I generally don't talk to Microsoft recruiters.
I bet you jizzed on your screen after you typed that.
Why would I ruin a $3,000 Dell laptop at work?
Which by some clerical error includes you.
No clerical error. Congress fully funded my five-year contract when Obama was president. I'm doing such a great job that my contracting agency gave me an extra month of pay as a Christmas bonus last year.
OP is obviously older than the dot com bubble since OP can conceive of a world without Google.
I didn't read it that way.
How fucking stupid are you, fat ugly stupid troll.
I made the president's list for maintaining a 4.0 GPA when I got my A.S. degree in computer programming while working 60+ hours as a video game tester and teaching Sunday school after the dot com bust.
Only if you apply direct to Google. Contracting agencies are more flexible about age. I worked at Google in my late 30's and early 40's as a contractor.
What about the jobs that never existed in the first place, there was no intention of ever filling them, there was no hiring manager involved, and the listings existed only to make HR look busy?
Those jobs are easy to spot. They typically have a requirement for five years of experience in an technology that came out six months earlier.
They have a fair shot - they do seem to hire an awful lot of people.
I was under the impression that hiring has slowed down in recent years. When I did a one-month stint in inventory in 2008, Google was hiring 300+ people per week and equipment came in on Monday to go out the door on Friday.
The Microsoft hiring system I had first hand experience back in 2005. I was working on a six-week contract at Sony to test what would become the Reader. Two weeks into the current assignment I started searching for my next contract. Five Microsoft recruiters contacted me and my resume floated for a month before I discovered that each of the hiring managers had hired their drinking buddy for the available position. Microsoft HR requires five applicants be interviewed before the beer drinking buddy can get hired.
As for Google, I never went through the front door to experience their "jumping through the hoops" interview process. I came through the back door through a contracting agency for the IT help desk in 2008 and building out a data center in 2011.
No harm, no foul really.
The taxpayers paid ~$90M for Obama's golf games over eight years. If Trump continues play a game every five days, taxpayers will pay ~$120M for Trump's golf games in one year. Trump could easily outspend Obama, Bush II, Clinton and Bush I in four years at this rate.
Please stop spamming your Twitter crap here.
You're confused. I was sharing something, not selling something.
Whatever you're going on about has nothing to do with the Octane benchmark that we are talking about here.
This is Slashdot. You must be new around here.
Somebody is using a second network created by the router in your home, which uses a second connection to your ISP.
Possession is nine-tenths of the law.
You mean before the dot com bust? That was before you were born.
A recruiter called yesterday about wanting to "octane my particular skill set" for a job.
https://twitter.com/cdreimer/status/852671049942446081
Next you will be telling me I should install XTree Gold
I had a shareware clone of that program back in the day.
That has already been deemed [...]
Obviously, no one wants to admit to committing treason.
You could always install Midnight Commander.
https://midnight-commander.org/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Midnight_Commander
This is something I need at work. Can't install a third-party app that does this since the workstations are locked down tighter than a virgin nerd's ass.
Wait... This is just some THEME ?
I don't mind having a dark theme for my PyCharm IDE for Python, as I grew up programming on a monochrome display. I just find it distracting for watching videos.
Slow news day, eh?
All the trolls are nursing the wounds after the beatings I gave them in recent days.
The current rate is a game of golf every five days.
But a New York Times analysis found that Trump has spent 17 days of his presidency at a golf course, compared to Obama's zero by week 12.
http://gizpress.com/2017/04/14/trump-is-beating-obama-in-one-big-way.html