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  1. Re:I'm downloading Ep 7 right now. on Might Episodes VII - IX Still Be Made? · · Score: 1

    Imagine Luke Skywalker going crazy go nuts on a bunch of ewoks. I'd buy it.

  2. Re:"Industry concerns" are lies. on Lycos Germany to No Longer Store IP Data · · Score: 1

    But don't you want to buy the rerereremastered version with all six in a super gold plated collector box set that comes with gold plated yoga figurines and a real lightsaber?

  3. Re:Unbiased? on MS Invites Security Questions · · Score: 1

    Probably looks like that from the inside too.

  4. Re:Where do I sign up? on Lycos Germany to No Longer Store IP Data · · Score: 2, Funny

    Where do I sign up?
    Germany, I think.

  5. Re:On the irony of an X-Box combating obesity on Eat Right, Earn an iPod · · Score: 1

    Did you read any of the earlier comments? They were all the same.

  6. Re:God dammit on Eat Right, Earn an iPod · · Score: 1

    Maybe I'm just an IGNORANT YOUTH, but there is no way I'm staying until 5:30 every day because my school wants everybody to stay fit even though they aren't gonna help.

  7. Re:Every action... on Eat Right, Earn an iPod · · Score: 1

    Or, more relative to this situation, the RIAA giving away highspeed internet access and access to Russian proxies for taking a pledge not to share music.

  8. Re:The Schools are the PROBLEM!! on Eat Right, Earn an iPod · · Score: 1

    If I had to wear a uniform everyday (I don't, thankfully) I'd loathe going to PE in the first place, and loathing the class I'm in inevitably equals bad behavior. Also, I'm sure a lot of (annoying and stupid) students are "refusing to behave" because they feel like, with the uniforms, they're being "forced into conformity". Also, what's more important: "school spirit" (a term I despise, and school spirit itself is essentially usseless) or health for students and more money for education that doesn't have to be spent on uniforms? Obligatory extremist stupid point: Also, if the government is against gay people (or seems like it), wouldn't the government want to keep people from seeing members of the same sex naked and showering together in order to keep them from becoming attracted to each other? WE HAVE TO ABOLISH UNIFORMS TO KEEP OUR PRECIOUS YOUTH FROM BEING BANISHED TO THE FIERY DEATHS OF HELL

  9. Re:Well, it's an XBox on Eat Right, Earn an iPod · · Score: 1

    Why didn't I see that coming?

    Furthermore, why did I laugh?!

  10. Re:Government and Obesity on Eat Right, Earn an iPod · · Score: 1

    Interesting how anorexia and obesity are supposedly on the rise in America. Soon the two will collide and we'll have girls with huge thighs and waists thinner than their legs. Her profile will look like a stock market graph, or my ping.

  11. Re:The Schools are the PROBLEM!! on Eat Right, Earn an iPod · · Score: 1

    Regarding PE: Uniforms and such should be abolished altogether as they're completely useless, and the overpaid PE teacher should set up his stuff before class rather than waste the students' time. If a History teacher spent 20 minutes gathering the papers for his lesson plan he'd get fired. Why isn't the same logic applied to Physical Education?

  12. Re:Nice sig, Einstein on Your DIY Arcade Machine? · · Score: 1

    Additionally, there's no period at the end of that sentence.

  13. Re:Used to work for MS on Deleting Emails Costs Morgan Stanley $1.45B · · Score: 1

    "Microsoft" and "compliant" used in the same sentence? The very fibre of the universe has been bent!

  14. Re:nice on Mars Rover Opportunity Working Free · · Score: 1

    Correction: Use the boost to chase!

  15. Re:There it is! on Google's New Personalized Homepage · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I like it, specifically because it's "underwhelming" and "far behind" the atrocity that is My Yahoo. It runs off of a cookie, you don't need an account and it's still nice and minimalistic. Also: am I the only one who spent like five minutes putting each module on the page and dragging them around?

  16. Re:YOUR MOTHER IS AN OBLIGATORY CUNT on New StarCraft Ghost, World of Warcraft Information · · Score: 0

    "cockstain" ... "dicklicker" Your opinion becomes more important when bad insults such as "lightning cunt" (some guy called me that on UT2k4 last night, it was weird) appear frequently.

  17. obligatory PA on New StarCraft Ghost, World of Warcraft Information · · Score: 0
  18. Re:Why were they a disaster? on Ballmer Reflects on Xbox Launch Errors · · Score: 0

    madden
    "Hey, maybe if we make the same game over and over again every year with slightly updated useless stats and shinier helmets people will be stupid enough to buy them!"
    "Great idea, Scott! You're promoted!"
    One month later:
    "YAY I LOVE MONEY YAY MONEY SWIMMING POOL OF MONEY YAY"
    "WE LOVE MADDEN IT'S THE BEST IT'S HARDKOOR AND REALISTIC AND THE STATS ARE UPDATED YEEHAW GONNA GO PLAY SOME MORE WITH MY HARDCORE DRUNK FRAT PARTY HOMIES"
    [/sterotypes] [/redundancy] [/sad truth]

  19. Thinkpad on IBM-Lenovo Thinkpad T43 Review · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I always thought a thinkpad would be a brain sliced up into thin pieces and put on a table so they're really thin. Get it, think pad? Like pad like thin since pads are thin? And think like a brain? Get it? Ha ha ha!

  20. Re:Is this the wave of the future? on NY Times Op-Ed Page Goes Subscriber-Only · · Score: 0

    And smaller news sources, yes.

    I don't mind at all.

  21. Re:Skywalker Ranch? on New Lucas Headquarters To Open in San Francisco · · Score: 0

    Are there lightsabers? There better be lightsabers.

  22. Only on Slashdot... on Washington State Outlaws Spyware · · Score: 0

    can any topic turn into a debate about rigging elections.

  23. Wow. on Web Designer's Reference · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's a long title. It's upwards of five words. We need to stop this trend before we get crap that's fourteen words and requires a pamplet hanging off the spine of the book to print in full. New Books:Old Books Diet Cherry Vanilla Lime Dr. Pepper:Dr. Pepper

  24. ugh on Ubisoft Would Consider Hollywood Buyout · · Score: 0

    Interesting perhaps, but wholly stupid.

  25. Re:sync and invite messages DO THIS on Interview with Mozilla Lightning lead Mike Shaver · · Score: 0

    Yes.