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  1. Re:Blogs: today's main Freedom Tool on Making Small Steps Against Censorship · · Score: -1

    Factual errors aren't restricted to blugs. Magazines, newspapers especially, and television have (usually small) factual errors all the time. And since there's more blogs, I'm more willing to believe a hundred bloggers saying the same thing than three television networks saying the same thing.

  2. Re:ruined on Calculator Flaw Forces Recall in Virginia · · Score: -1

    Well, I...

    You see...

    This is so mindnumbingly stupid that I can't think of a response.

    Good game, pintomp3.

  3. Re:Oh no! on Message Storm Knocks NYSE Offline · · Score: 0

    1000 "Huh? My computer must be messed up..."s in perfect syncronization. Then a single, "Woah, that was creepy" spoken from 1000 mouths.

  4. Re:Long-term dupe? on Mixed Reality Pacman · · Score: -1

    Trupe!

  5. Transmeta on Transmeta Closing Up Shop · · Score: 4, Funny

    Who?

  6. Videogames not sexy? on Will Sex In Games Ever Be Sexy? · · Score: 0

    I get the feeling this fellow has never played Lolita Mode 8: Daycare of Pleasure.

  7. Re:If it's bio-degradable and I've got a cup of te on Single Molecule Transistor A Reality · · Score: 0

    Ground up floppy disks could make good fertalizer.

  8. The one and only. on Gaming In the Classroom · · Score: 0

    Reading comprehension? Spelling? Vocabulary? Analytical skills? Fun?

    Text adventures.

  9. Re:Best. Classrom. Game. Ever. on Gaming In the Classroom · · Score: 0

    Apparently Oregon Trail didn't help your spelling much. That, or you're emulating an obscure 8-bit system called Class.

  10. Re:Operation Firewall? on How the Secret Service Busted ShadowCrew · · Score: 0

    Remember that episode of Reboot?

  11. Re:GUH! on Cell phones as Credit Cards · · Score: 0

    Something tells me that someone without the foresight to see that signing up for such credit cards is a bad idea would actually shoot themselves in the foot when given a gun.

  12. Re:it's been 21 days since i checked email... on Email Addiction Runs Rampant · · Score: 0

    Jesus saves before he fights JENOVA.

  13. Re:Mass Extinction at the hands of humans eh? on Megafauna Extinction Due to Climate · · Score: 0

    4. The land and the trees are all interconnected and killing all da aminals is, in effect, devouring our very souls. Soon we'll all be dead on a barren planet, or lack therof because of flying into the sun.

    Eh, why not?

  14. Re:MegaBeaver on Megafauna Extinction Due to Climate · · Score: 0

    I don't have man devouring demon beavers "out a little". In Africa, with those wacky rainforests, maybe, but here? If there were any giant beavers over here we would have already eaten them. Is beaver good?

  15. Re:Emotional Overcharge on Illinois Game Law Passes · · Score: 0

    THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS
    Kid: Daddy, can I play Ultra Beheading of Strippers 3000?
    Dad: No. It is too violent.
    Kid: Why not? All my friends play it?
    Dad: I don't care what your friends play...
    Kid: This isn't fair! Why can't I play it?
    Dad: Here, I bought you four copies.

    WHAT SHOULD HAPPEN
    Kid: Daddy, can I play Ultra Beheading of Strippers 3000?
    Dad: No. I don't feel you are mature enough to handle the violent and sexual content within the game.
    Kid: Okay.
    Dad: Now get me more beer.

  16. Re:I Guess The Children Did Work on Terrorist Link to Copyright Piracy Alleged · · Score: 0

    It is above 32 degrees.

  17. Re:Wha? on Tempe City-Wide Wireless Snags · · Score: -1, Troll

    Clever mannerisms, you uncultured clod.

  18. Re:Why not me? on Scientific Research That Could Have Been Avoided · · Score: 0

    You could gather up a bunch of masochists and measure their brain reactions to burning sensations on different sections of the body.

  19. Re:Oh crap... on Factor 5 To Be PS3 Exclusive · · Score: 0

    What exactly is 2nd party anyway?

  20. Re:Hmmm... on Google CEO Talks Business · · Score: -1, Redundant

    And a fourth... qupe? Quadrupe? Qrupe?

  21. Re:As an attorney... on Podcasting from the Canadian Broadcasting Corp. · · Score: 0

    The Denial of Service Attack? As opposed to a Denial of Service Attack? What makes this one so special?

  22. Re:In other news... on Canadian Court Maintains Right to Privacy · · Score: 1

    Slashcomma?

  23. YES! on Futurama May Strike Back (on DVD) · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    This is some of the greatest news I've heard in a long time. A very long time. Really really long time.

  24. Re:John Williams is a Whore on Might Episodes VII - IX Still Be Made? · · Score: 0, Troll

    He said "blah blah blah is a direct copy of Gustav Holst's blah blah blah" meaning that he stole it. HOLY READING COMPREHENSION, BATMAN!

  25. Re:Spoilers::Um Can we get better better actors? on Might Episodes VII - IX Still Be Made? · · Score: 0

    (not that there is anything wrong with that)
    AGE FOR SEINFELD REFERENCE
    wait
    this is slashdot
    MOD PARENT UP FOR SEINFELD REFERENCE
    there we go