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  1. Re:About Time on CRTC Unveils New Wireless Code To Protect Canadian Customers · · Score: 2

    Can we please kill this stupid joke? I was born and raised in Canada. I am a proud Canadian through and through. I have never heard a Canadian pronounce aboot instead of about. I have travelled coast to coast, and have never heard it. Ever.

    Damn fucking straight! It's time we destroy these stupid stereotypes people have about use Canadians...

    Sorry...

    Goddamn it...

  2. Re:So, overdone and unnecessary vampires. on Neil Gaiman, Amber Benson and the Blood Kiss Crew Answer Your Questions · · Score: 1

    Overuse, and you forgot to close one of your nested ones. You're fired.

  3. Re:So, overdone and unnecessary vampires. on Neil Gaiman, Amber Benson and the Blood Kiss Crew Answer Your Questions · · Score: 1

    No, you should turn in your geek card for your horrific abuse of parentheses.

  4. Re:77TB? Sigh. on FiOS User Finds Limit of 'Unlimited' Data Plan: 77 TB/Month · · Score: 1

    (I know I know - tekksaavy etc. I'll be switching later this summer...)

    I love that the industry has gotten to the point where this is the standard, proper and expect response to anyone saying "Bell" =)

  5. Re:Can't cheat an honest man on Video Poker Firmware Bug Yields Big Money, Federal Charges · · Score: 1

    The house edge comes from the fact that pushing the buttons correctly in all situations is difficult.

    Minor correction: The house edge comes from the fact that even if you pushed all the buttons correctly in all the situations, you will still lose more than you win.

    The house edge is rocketed into mindblowingly huge profit margins when the majority of people don't push the buttons correctly in the majority of situations.

  6. See if you can hack the user on Mitigating Password Re-Use From the Other End · · Score: 2

    Welcome to Joe Schmoe's website. Please create your account.
    Username: halcyon1234@example.com
    Password:12345
    Checking...
    Server-side...
    IF EmailLoginChecker.TryLogInToMailSystem("example.com", "halcyon1234", "12345") THEN
    Error = "You're using the same password as your email address. We're mitigating that risk. Idiot."
    ELSE RegisterUser();
    END IF

  7. Re:Experiment on Overconfidence: Why You Suck At Making Development Time Estimates · · Score: 1

    The other group would have the same number of people but only those that work. No schedule or budget just work until it's done. I wonder what the results would be?

    Duke Nukem Forever?

    (Hot damn, there's still situations where it's a punchline!)

  8. Special Effects for Sense8 on Interviews: Ask J. Michael Straczynski What You Will · · Score: 1

    Bab5 more or less pioneered CGI on the small screen. The Wachowskis did some groundbreaking visual work in the Matrix.

    When you sat down to design the production, what was the talk like when it came to special effects? How much of all your relevant past experience is being used. Are there any new/exciting/groundbreaking things the team will be trying out?

  9. Just the mobile version on Linus Torvalds To Head Windows 9 Project · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Saw this on the announce newslist the other day. As always, editors get it wrong. Linus is only working on the Windows 9 Mobile division, not the head of the whole project.

  10. Re:Three Steps on Twitter, Hotmail, LinkedIn, Yahoo Open To Hijacking · · Score: 1

    Step 1: Create a meme that encourages people to tweet their auth_token cookie. Make it into some inane dick-waving contest like "Who has the most 8s in their cookie?" or "LOL what wurd does your auth_token spell?". It might reach the levels of UID comparison on Slashdot.

    Step 2: Point a bot at #AuthTokenDickWaving.

    Step 3: Fuck step 3. You're done.

  11. Repetition on Ask Slashdot: How Do You Stay Fit At Work? · · Score: 1

    If you can't increase the difficulty level of your exercise, you can still get a better workout by doing more of it via repetition

    It also qualifies you to decide what makes the Slashdot front page

  12. Re:What I don't get is why scammers are tolerated. on FTC Goes After Scammers Who Blasted Millions of Text Messages · · Score: 1

    What of the much vaunted ability to track down copyright infringement, in order to empower 3 strikes laws? Are these operations really so hard to find and shut down?

    No and no. The problem is that if your FCC is anything like Canada's CRTC, they just simply don't give a fuck. (Or in their words, they're powerless and can't even find who is making the calls)

    Marketplace (CBC investigation/consumer rights TV program) had absolutely no problem tracking down and embedding a journalist in an offshore telemarketing scam company. They even took their findings to the head of the CRTC and asked "If we can find these people, why can't the police, or the CRTC?"

    The response was basically stunned silence, followed by "We can only action on information we receive.". Even in the face of so many complaints and information given directly to them (including the name and address of the violating company, the CRTC just says "Oh, that's nice. We're pleased with the job the CRTC is doing. This should be a police matter." (16:50)

    Or more accurately, when faced with the statement "Nobody has a solution", the CRTC's response is "That's right".

    So I agree with you. It's sad that the full force of God can be brought down upon a teenager sharing some MP3, but when there is real, actual international fraud being committed on a grand and organized scale-- openly and brazenly-- the authorities who can stop it are nowhere to be seen. Actually worse-- they're right there, refusing to do anything while patting themselves on the back for a job well done.

    CBC Marketplace episode, To Catch a Telemarketer: http://www.cbc.ca/marketplace/episodes/2013/01/to-catch-a-telemarketer.html

  13. Re:They're certainly free to do this... on Canadian Newspaper Charging $150 License Fee To Publish Excerpts · · Score: 2

    If they didn't want me to have access to the text they sent me, they shouldn't have sent it to me.

    Alternate: Modify your request headers to include a passage that reads "By accepting this header, you agree to provide all content license-free. You agree that I shall decide the price (if any) for any and all content delivered. You agree that any charges that arise, directly or indirectly, from this request will be paid in double by you. If you do not agree, you may request a cancellation of these terms on a per-request basis. All requests for cancellation must be submitted in writing to [Address], signed by you, and witnessed by a Notary Public. Only one request per mailing will be accepted."

  14. Re:if it's all about women's protection... on EU To Vote On Proposal That Could Ban All Online Pornography · · Score: 2

    Recursion porn?

    Go fuck yourself.

  15. Re:temporary allies, but not friends on The Accidental Betrayal of Aaron Swartz · · Score: 1

    My dad used to be a public defender, and It's interesting to me how nearly every tv show demonizes public defenders, and gives halos to the police.

    You might want to check out the recent TV show "The Firm". MC is a defense lawyer (albeit a private defender). IANAL, and I'm not a fan of lawyer shows-- but even I found myself saying "wow, that's some good lawyering". Unfortunately cancelled after its first season, but there is at least one complete and satisfying story arc for the season.

  16. Re:0.3% signed the petition on Microsoft: the 'Scroogled' Show Must Go On · · Score: 2

    Microsoft likes to brag that 115,000 people signed the petition

    100,000 of those signees were spambots telling Microsoft that they enjoyed reading their posts and found their bloginfo very informative, and will definitely keep reading NIKE HYPERLINK!

  17. Confused about the ban on CT State Senator Wants To Ban Kids From Using Arcade Guns · · Score: 1

    What's an arcade?

  18. Re:Fingers crossed on Internet Poker Could Make a Comeback By Going Brick-and-Mortar · · Score: 1

    I'm saying that any significant cheating will be detected, and any cheating so small as to fly under the radar requires so much work and gets such little results-- that it'd be cheaper and easier to earn money doing almost ANYTHING else.

    Also, 99.9% of the time, if you think you're being cheated-- you're playing poorly.

  19. Re:Fingers crossed on Internet Poker Could Make a Comeback By Going Brick-and-Mortar · · Score: 2

    With electronic cards, I have no way of knowing if I'm just having a bad day or being cheated.

    Sure, no way of knowing. Not hand history, win/loss analysis, expected value based on your play, etc. If you don't realize the game is all about numbers, and that those numbers are there for your analysis, then maybe you shouldn't be playing online.

    Or, on second thought, maybe you should. I'll send you an invite to my private room. There's lots of donks and noobs there, ripe for the picking.

  20. You see, this is exactly why I support paywalls for online newspapers. Quality journalism deserves to be rewarded. Insightful and accurate stories will not write themselves for free.

  21. Homepage Paging URL? on For Your Inspection: Source Code For Photoshop 1.0 · · Score: 1

    Okay, while we wait for the slag that was the hosts servers to cool and solidify-- why the heck did the paging on the home page change? It used to be going back a "day" would put use unique URL based on the date. So if I reloaded the page a day later, it would still show the same group of articles.

    Now it has changed to ?page=1, where 1 means "1 page back from the most recent set of articles". So if I go back a page, then come back later and refresh-- I get a completely different set of articles-- somewhere between where I stopped reading last, and the new ones.

    Isn't this a step backwards (no pun intended)?

  22. Re:Why? on The Empire Writes Back About the Failed Death Star Petition · · Score: 1

    Good going. Now I'm going to have to mod it.

  23. Use the stairs on Ask Slashdot: How To Stay Fit In the Office? · · Score: 1

    Do you work in a multi-floor office? Good. Whenever you need to go to the bathroom, walk up the stairs to the furthers floor from you. (If you work on a high-numbered floor, walk DOWN to the furthers washroom, then back up).

    It's a bit of a hike to use the washroom, but a good excuse for some exercise. If you want to step up your game, eat bran and beans for lunch.

  24. Re:As a math / science teacher on Why Girls Do Better At School · · Score: 2

    I teach highschool math and physics, and by far, a disproportinate amount of my "better students" are female.

    One possibility: self-selection in your data pool, due to unequal gender expectations. You're teaching highschool physics. Chances are, if it's any of the upper grade or "advanced" levels, they're non-compulsary subjects. Your students don't have to take them. The students in your class are those that have decided to take the course. This means either they signed up because they want to take the course, or they were compelled to take the course by, say, pushy parents. (You WILL be doctor!)

    So, a possibility: more boys are "pushed" into the course, due to the simple expectation that they're boys and they WILL be good and math and science and go on to be a doctor. (slight simplification, but I've seen such a trend-- my wife is a highschool science teacher). The girls aren't pushed. If they're "dumb" (for lack of a better term), they don't take the course. No one expects them to be "good at maths", so they aren't pushed. The ones who voluntarily take the course are those that are already good, eager learners with a goal in mind.

    This, even if boys and girls are on complete even footing as far as intelligence, science comprehension, etc, etc-- unequal gender expectations throw off the distribution of intelligence in the data pool of "high school science students". There's a larger number of underperforming males there against their will, and female students are pre-disposed to being high performers.

  25. Select titles on Connecticut Group Wants Your Violent Videogames — To Destroy Them · · Score: 1

    They want the worst of the worst off the street, huh? Fine. They can have my copy of Passion of the Christ, and America's Army.