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Ask Slashdot: How To Stay Fit In the Office?

Kochnekov writes "This week I started my first co-op job as a chemical engineering student. I work in an R&D lab, but in between daily tasks there is a lot of downtime, which I spend at my desk, staring at my computer. I know Slashdot is used mostly by IT professionals and desk jockeys, so chances are you've all encountered the draining effects of sedentary office life: joint and back pain, weight gain, heart health risks, etc. What are some ways to counteract the negative health effects of a desk job, both during and after work?"

372 comments

  1. Stand At Your Desk by Press2ToContinue · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I have an expandable lapdesk placed on top of my desk, elevating the laptop about a foot, and I sit on a mid-height stool so that I sit-stand all day. It makes a big difference in my legs and back.

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    1. Re:Stand At Your Desk by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I second this. A stand up desk is great for your legs, back and heart. Sitting can kill you. I use a 27" monitor with this arm, suspended from an overhead shelf. I can pivot it between a standing and sitting position. But as my legs and back have strengthened, I spend less and less time sitting. Now I usually only sit for meals and meetings.

      Another advantage to standing, is that when people come into my office, they want to talk to me at eye-to-eye level. So they don't sit down either. This results in short-and-to-the-point conversations.

    2. Re:Stand At Your Desk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just standing gives you sore feet, you really need a treadmill desk. Drink lots of water and in a small glass so you get up to refill often, use the toilet furthest away even a different floor/building if you can - e.g. 5 levels of stairs several times a day, go for a long walk (swim/etc) for 90% of your lunch hour, buy a table tennis table for the break room and use it a couple of times a day for 10 minutes. Basically spend as much time away from your desk in small bits as you can. Also make sure you exercise your core - toes and elbows plank held for a minute (count to 60 very slowly) before you get out of bed each morning - will help your back cope with sitting when you have to. If you start to get aches, RSI, etc, make sure you have a gel pad between your desk and your hands - particularly if you have a computer on the desk as the vibration will affect you (put your ear on desk to hear if you don't believe this).

    3. Re:Stand At Your Desk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You can also do exercises that require little or no equipment. Push-ups and crunches are good, as are resistance bands because they are easy to carry.

    4. Re:Stand At Your Desk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      After switching to a stand-up desk, I won't go back. You want the stool though or it might get to be too much. A rubber pad on the floor for your feet can keep you standing comfortably longer.

    5. Re:Stand At Your Desk by 10101001+10101001 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      A stand up desk is great for your legs, back and heart. Sitting can kill you.

      From the article: "Analyzing self-reported data from more than 222,000 people aged 45 and older, Australian researchers found that mortality risks spike after 11 hours of total daily sitting but are still 15 percent higher for those sitting between 8 and 11 hours compared to those sitting fewer than 4 hours per day."

      My wild guess? Old people who slowly deteriorate because of old age quickly deteriorate once they reach the point they're confined to a wheel chair. It'd be about as much of a valuable study as noting that eating a significant amount of pureed food shows a mortality risk spike; because once you're at the state that all your food is and will always be pureed without any real hope of going back to solid food, you'll probably lose a lot of will to live, desire to eat, and be by the fact that you're eating puree-only food be in bad shape. By the same token, trying to force a person to stand or eat solid food probably won't do a lot since it's the physical deteriorating that needs fixed and while certain exercise and good food can help, I don't think it'll substantially influence the results.

      Now, if all of this wasn't about a "mortality risk spike"... Besides, today most people *do* sit a lot more than people did two hundred years ago and life expectancy is a lot higher. Still, I do like the tagline, "Sitting: The Silent Killer".

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    6. Re:Stand At Your Desk by Runaway1956 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      People do deteriorate when confined to a wheelchair. People who are aware of that fact can do something about it.

      Jim was a UDT/Frogman. (Note, he wasn't a SEAL, they didn't have SEALS when he served.) Long after his discharge, Jim discovered that he was diabetic. Long story short, he lost both legs to diabetes. When his legs were cut off, he woke up in a recovery room with another guy who had the same problem, same amputation.

      Jim resisted efforts to sell him an electrically powered wheelchair. His room mate bought a high dollar powered wheel chair.

      The old sailor lived for decades, powering his own wheelchair with his own arms. His room mate only made it about 7 years. Each year, that room mate gained more weight, grew weaker, got lazier and lazier, and finally died.

      You're right, studies are needed, but you're most certainly on the right track with your guesses.

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    7. Re:Stand At Your Desk by dr2chase · · Score: 2

      Better get in touch with those researchers, I'm sure they never considered this possibility.

    8. Re:Stand At Your Desk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I agree, I used to have back pain such that I could only stand 1 hour in a museum looking at the art. Changed to a stand up desk and after 6 months spent a week in Wash DC, 6- 8 hours a day in museums and not a hint of back pain. Get a stand up desk - best thing you can do for a desk job.

    9. Re:Stand At Your Desk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is a good book about body weight exercises called Convict Conditioning, http://www.amazon.com/Convict-Conditioning-Weakness--Using-Survival-Strength/dp/0938045768. It has a progression of movements, so you can begin with easier exercises if say pushups are too taxing for you.

    10. Re:Stand At Your Desk by Sigg3.net · · Score: 3, Funny

      Variation is key. Sometimes, stand on your desk.

    11. Re:Stand At Your Desk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did that for a long time. Problem is that it's not good on leg circulation. Got an erysipelas, mistook the first fever for a flu, had a crash with my bike (no other persons involved) the same evening after rehearsal, spent the next day in bed to sleep off the "flu", and the bike crash gave me an explanation for starting leg pains. Had a concert next evening, and the day after that the leg was funny enough to warrant separate attention. Went to a doctor, he just took one look at the leg and said "I'm not doing anything on that. You go to the hospital right away." Huh. Went to the hospital. "You don't take another step." Huh. After five days I could stand up again, thanks to intravascular antibiotics. Lost quite a bit of weight, no sports for six weeks.

      So no, a stand up desk is not necessarily great for your legs.

    12. Re:Stand At Your Desk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Meditate and do yoga to reduce tension and have strong abs to provide your rump with a load bearing muscle corset. And take it seriously ;)

    13. Re:Stand At Your Desk by tlhIngan · · Score: 1

      You can also do exercises that require little or no equipment. Push-ups and crunches are good, as are resistance bands because they are easy to carry.

      And use the resources around you, too. Like say, going for a walk during lunch. If you have a big campus, walk around the perimeter. If it's cold/wet/rainy, see if you can find a path around the building you're in. You not only get some exercise, but you get to see what other people are doing and see if you can engage them in conversation. So you're not only keeping somewhat active, but you're networking and getting familiar with other people's work.

      And see if you can find a loop where you can walk out, circle through the office and come back without backtracking - if you're feeling tired it's an excellent way to wake up.

      If your workplace is in a populated area, like downtown, even better. Now you can have a bunch of varied paths to walk.

      If you have a tall tower nearby, use it to do stair exercises - if it's your building, even better. Use the stairs - and even if you're on the 2nd floor of a 10 storey building, there's no rule saying you can't go to the 10th, then walk back down to your floor. Use the stairs to commute between floors, too - if you need to go up, take the stairs.

      And during downtime, don't sit in front of the computer surfing - get out and about, even more so.

  2. Weed by cultiv8 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    and a bottle of water. Problem solved!

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    1. Re:Weed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Yes, that will keep one in great shape. Fat with lung cancer, heart disease and piss poor memory.

    2. Re:Weed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This. And exercise. No need to go triathlon but a brief walk will do wonders both physically and mentally.

    3. Re:Weed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know you're joking. But the water part is very important.

      If you drink lots of water during the day, you will:
      1. Keep hydrated.
      2. Therefore, not eat that much
      and for the bonus, 3. Having to pee fairly often will force you to stretch your legs and move around at least for a minute.

  3. Excercise and diet by DrLang21 · · Score: 5, Informative

    Seriously. Regardless of what your working situation is, it's as simple exercise and diet. Take your lunch to work and be active on weekends. This makes a huge difference. If you're lucky enough to have a gym at work, use it.

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    1. Re:Excercise and diet by mlookaba · · Score: 1

      "I see the glass as full with a FoS of 2."

      Help... I'm missing some knowledge that sounds interesting. Googled FoS and got way too many hits.

      Can you explain FoS? Thanks.

    2. Re:Excercise and diet by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 4, Informative

      Why do you even need a gym? Or wait for the weekends? Instead of standing around the water cooler, do as many pushups as you can when you have 30 seconds. Do the same before every urination break (you'll work really hard really fast). You will spend literally minutes a day, yet be in better shape than the 99%.

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    3. Re:Excercise and diet by The+Dancing+Panda · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Because then you look like a weirdo in your office. Geeks a lot of times have issues feeling awkward. This won't help.

    4. Re:Excercise and diet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh come on, it's 30 second. He said do as many as you can, so race while nobody is watching.

    5. Re:Excercise and diet by DrLang21 · · Score: 1

      Factor of Safety

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    6. Re:Excercise and diet by arielCo · · Score: 1

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FOS (see Science)

      Wikipedia is best for acronyms

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    7. Re:Excercise and diet by Jeremi · · Score: 4, Informative

      Because then you look like a weirdo in your office. Geeks a lot of times have issues feeling awkward. This won't help.

      The flip side of that coin is that if you're a geek, people already think you're weird, so you don't have much to lose there.

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    8. Re:Excercise and diet by Deltaspectre · · Score: 1

      Why do you even need a gym?

      Exactly! For example: http://www.amazon.com/You-Are-Your-Own-Gym/dp/0345528581/ Not that I would necessarily recommend working out at the office, but spend 30 minutes after you get off work doing some pushups or crunches at home. Then you're energetic for the rest of the night.

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    9. Re:Excercise and diet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      This. There's no special magic to it - how you keep yourself healthy doesn't change because you sit at a desk - the only thing that changes because of that is how you might accomplish some of these things.

      Here's 10 pretty simple rules that would greatly improve pretty much anybody's health:

      1) Cut out a large amount of the carbs you eat (simple sugars and starches, grains) - especially foods with little to no nutrition OTHER than the carbohydrates (bread, cereal, potatoes, rice, sugar - almost all carbs!)
      2) Eat lots of fresh vegetables and to a lesser extent, fruit, all day, erryday.
      3) Lots of lean protein - chicken, fish, pork, beef.
      4) Keep yourself hydrated with plain old ice water - skip the soda, skip the gatorade, skip the lifewater, it's all bullshit full of sugar and chemicals. Coffee and/or tea sparingly - 1-2 cups a day, and don't overdo the caffeine.
      5) Every couple hours, get up, and take a short walk around the building. 5-10 minutes: pee break, refill your water, stretch your legs, and change your eye focus. Maybe step outside for a breath of fresh air.
      6) Each day, spend at least 30-60 minutes of light-to-moderate exercising. Your choice of activities, but we're talking light-to-medium cardio (nothing too heavy - hard cardio daily will put you at risk eventually of systemic inflammation & overtraining... bad bad bad stuff), some stretching, and a little bit of strength building. Mix it up, so your body doesn't get into a rut and you don't overtrain yourself. Find a buddy or two for the workout, and it'll be a lot more fun.
      7) Get enough sleep. For most people, this is 6-8 hours a night. Plan your schedule around a reasonable bedtime & wake time.
      8) When you get out of work, don't go home and stare at a game screen all night. Go have a drink with some friends, schedule a date, go do some errands... something that'll encourage you to socialize a bit. People with strong "social support networks" (not Facebook... real-life positive interactions with real people) tend to be healthier.
      9) Consider basic vitamin/mineral/omega3/probiotic supplementation, at least occasionally during periods of intense stress.
      10) Have sex. Yes, with a partner.

    10. Re:Excercise and diet by heteromonomer · · Score: 1

      Actually this is a great suggestion. At least for those who have their own offices. Will do this from now on. Wish I had mod points today. Standing at the desk is also a great idea. Now if only those treadmill desks don't cost the earth...

    11. Re:Excercise and diet by ottothecow · · Score: 1

      Or close the door, or do it in the stairwell on the way to the bathroom...if you really want to do 30 seconds of stuff, it isn't hard.

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    12. Re:Excercise and diet by spongman · · Score: 1

      So? Most geeks are weirdos anyway, so you might as well look like one while your're at it.

    13. Re:Excercise and diet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A of couple guys in my office do it, and no one looks at them weird. I should start but I'm so lazy.

    14. Re:Excercise and diet by SkunkPussy · · Score: 1

      I think its wrong that we are expected to spend so many hours sat down at work that hour health suffers.

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    15. Re:Excercise and diet by MrEricSir · · Score: 1

      Because then you look like a weirdo in your office. Geeks a lot of times have issues feeling awkward. This won't help.

      Did you miss the memo? Being all awkward and geeky is cool these days.

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    16. Re:Excercise and diet by Half-pint+HAL · · Score: 1

      Seriously. Regardless of what your working situation is, it's as simple exercise and diet. Take your lunch to work and be active on weekends. This makes a huge difference. If you're lucky enough to have a gym at work, use it.

      Yes, and it's exercise outside of work, not in downtime, because you can't work up a sweat in a ten-minute coffee break and go straight back to your desk.

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    17. Re:Excercise and diet by spinkham · · Score: 1

      Quantify your activity level and improve it.

      The FitBit (or Nike Fuel, or Jawbone up, or even a basic pedometer) is a nifty tool to help you quantify who much you move in an average day, and to encourage you to improve it.

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    18. Re:Excercise and diet by Spodi · · Score: 1

      Doing pushups, and the fact that it can be socially awkward to do in the office, are both good and valid points. If you are lucky, people won't be able to see you do them. But there are plenty of other things you can do in the same spirit just while sitting, such as 1) leg lifts (both straight and bent knee), 2) kegels, 3) butt clenches, 4) calf stretches (foot flat on ground and bend toes up, or go other way and keep toes on ground and bend heels up), 5) squeeze legs together, 6) or, similar to kegels, simply just flex any muscle (hold it, or pulse flexes).
      I'm sure you can come up with others as well. Just be creative. This is hardly going to do anything for strength and flexibility, and it will only be a very weak cardio workout, but its discreet, can be done while working, and nobody will notice. Do it enough so that you can do various moves throughout the work day without paying much attention to it (and thus not affecting your work much), and you'll be feeling great without being "that sweaty, awkward push-up guy"

    19. Re:Excercise and diet by 1s44c · · Score: 1

      Why do you even need a gym? Or wait for the weekends? Instead of standing around the water cooler, do as many pushups as you can when you have 30 seconds. Do the same before every urination break (you'll work really hard really fast). You will spend literally minutes a day, yet be in better shape than the 99%.

      I really want to do that but I work in an office and doing push-ups or whatever at work will just cause everyone who notices to talk to me about it. I don't even care that they think I'm weird, I care that they will use it as an excuse to waste my time with more pointless conversations so I get even less work done.

      Now if I could work from home..

    20. Re:Excercise and diet by 1s44c · · Score: 1

      Why do you even need a gym?

      Exactly! For example: http://www.amazon.com/You-Are-Your-Own-Gym/dp/0345528581/.

      I have that book. It's brilliant.

    21. Re:Excercise and diet by oskdev · · Score: 1

      Urination break, I assume you go to the toilet :P Jump in a cubicle and do your push-ups against the wall really quick. Not as good as doing them on the floor but still gets you going. Squats can be done too. Just don't make too much noise from the exertion, people might get the wrong idea. A friend of mine before used to do the pushups against the wall, (not necessarily in the bathroom) and they are pretty helpful : )

    22. Re:Excercise and diet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not entirely true - if you have a few 15 minute breaks, and you don't mind being perhaps a bit sweaty during the day, a few 15-minute sets of moderate cardio is more or less equivalent to a single workout encompassing the same total duration.

      And keep in mind - if you're sweating like a motherfucker and blowing like a thoroughbred after your workout - you're almost certainly overdoing it. Mild cardio should put your heart rate in the 50-75% of max range - and that's generally not enough that you're going to be gasping and sweating like a firehose. Rule of thumb for max heart rate is: Max Rate =~ 220 - (your age). If you're 30 years old, your heart rate should be in the range of ~95-142 bpm during your standard cardio workout. More intense workouts should be much shorter and much rarer - "interval" style sprint training once, maybe twice a week, with plenty of rest between.

      A brisk walk will put your heart rate to 50% of max for many people. A slow jog will do it for anybody who's not well conditioned.

    23. Re:Excercise and diet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ask your boss to install a swimming pool in the office. Swimming is great.

    24. Re:Excercise and diet by koyangi · · Score: 1

      Excellent book. There is also an Android and iPhone app for it that has all of the workouts pre-timed so you don't have to worry about setting timers, looking up exercises, etc... Any exercise plan takes a certian amount of self-control to get on and stay on but the lack of equipment required and the automation of the workouts with the app make this the way to go for someone starting to try to get into/back into shape. For anyone thinking that they are either not fit enough or too fit for a body weight only program the author explains ways to make the exercises easier/harder to fit almost any fitness level.

    25. Re:Excercise and diet by Laser+Dan · · Score: 1

      I use the stairs when going up to my office in the morning and at lunch.
      If there are people there, I do my usual 2 steps at a time, fast pace but not enough to make people look at me funny.
      If there's nobody around, I run up as fast as possible, then recover for a min at the top.

      At first I couldn't make it all the way running, but I can get up the 6 floors in ~24 seconds now and can breathe normally enough after that people in the office don't notice. It's not that much, but better than nothing.

  4. Nearest Gym by rogueippacket · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Ask your colleagues, I bet a good number of them go there during lunch or at some other predetermined hour, several times per week. And don't feel even a little bit bad about leaving your desk - it's a great way to network within the company and develop camaraderie, which can ultimately lead to full-time employment and higher moral.
    Alternatively, if you are working some place fairly isolated, you can bike to/from work one or many days per week, weather permitting.

    1. Re:Nearest Gym by billstewart · · Score: 2

      I picked a gym near the train station, so during the years I was commuting by train it was convenient to go there when I got back from work, before doing other things for the evening. I've been going a lot less frequently since I changed offices.

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    2. Re:Nearest Gym by realityimpaired · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The problem with a gym membership is it takes a lot of willpower. Most people will see it as a chore or a task... I *have* to go to the gym and *exercise*. Ugh.

      Walking/biking to work is what I'd suggest. Move to a place that's a few miles from work and start walking. Or if that's not feasible, move to a place that's 5-10 miles and ride your bike. Or if that's not feasible, get off the bus a few stops earlier, and walk the extra mile to go to work. It makes a huge difference, even though you're only getting an extra 20 minutes of exercise out of it.

    3. Re:Nearest Gym by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      Indeed, you must admit to yourself that you do not like working out. sometimes you just go to the gym telling yourself that you are not going to do anything (you know, like the free-weight guys) just hang out. Once you get there you always do something though, unless you hang out around the free-weights all day and bullshit.

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    4. Re:Nearest Gym by TheSeatOfMyPants · · Score: 1

      The "willpower" issue is easily cured with an exercise buddy, routine, and appealing entertainment material. I've been working out 2-3 nights/week at 24/Hour Fitness with my nearly-63-year-old father as "exercise buddies" for almost a year (plus went from 2000-05) -- we fire up our music, and for 30-40 min. I read books on a recumbent bike while he watches TV from a treadmill or gliding (?) machine, followed by ~20 min. on weight-training machines. On frustrating afternoons, I've started to actually look forward to relaxing with the book while working off my frustration and feeling like I've accomplished something that day.

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    5. Re:Nearest Gym by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is a chore. You need to do it periodically or you will be either fat and lazy or thin and lazy. Vacuuming the floor is also a chore but you do it every so often because your floor gets really disgusting if you don't. Same with washing dishes, cleaning your bath tub/shower, scrubbing grout, dusting, washing clothes, or just about anything else you do on a regular basis to make sure you don't live in squalor.

      The only real choice you have is how you do it and whether you take pride in a job well done. For the record, weight training is extremely good for you, and if you do it right you can take pride in the results. Same with biking.

    6. Re:Nearest Gym by IICV · · Score: 1

      I personally like the exercise plan in the Hacker's Diet. It's just a basic minimum level of exercise you should get per day.

      Honestly, any particular scaling exercise routine would work well - the important thing is that you have something structured, that you can easily do without equipment, and that you have scheduled a block of time for. It's significantly easier to keep up an exercise routine if you have no excuses for not doing it, and "but I'd have to go to the gym" or "but I can't find my running shoes" end up being a lot harder to ignore than you'd think.

    7. Re:Nearest Gym by PPalmgren · · Score: 1

      Even moreso than this is the social anxiety exhibited by a lot of geeks. There's very little more awkward than going into a gym, not knowing what you're doing, around a host of unfamiliar people. The internet has taken a lot of the hurdles out because you can learn how to do stuff properly before going with videos and guides, but that barrier is still there. Of the number of people I know who don't like going to the gym, over half are because of the other people around and feeling self concious, not having to travel to one.

  5. Simple exercises by Nerdfest · · Score: 4, Informative

    Push-ups, sit-ups, plank, and jogging. There are also lots of stretching exercises that you can do during the day.

    1. Re:Simple exercises by strength_of_10_men · · Score: 2

      ^ what he said. Plus, I'd suggest finding a group to workout with because this will keep you motivated if you know someone's expecting you.

      For quick workouts at work, I've written a script that will pick a bodyweight-only workout and a random number of reps. My deal is that if I want to browse /., I have to do one of these exercises first. You can select a number of workouts that work best for your situation from here.

    2. Re:Simple exercises by SuperTechnoNerd · · Score: 2

      We had this guy in our office who would go jogging every day at lunch. When he would come back he would take of his sweat pants , t-shirt and socks and put on his business clothes back on. Then he put his sweaty stinky clothes in the microwave oven in the break room to dry out.. Oh The Smell...

    3. Re:Simple exercises by firex726 · · Score: 1

      Yea, BO/sweat is an issue.

      My office has an exercise room, but no showers so no one uses it otherwise they will be sweaty all day.
      (I think one person uses it at the end of their shift on the way home)

    4. Re:Simple exercises by Gil-galad55 · · Score: 1
      I can't agree with this enough, especially the pushups. I've been doing ~10 high-rep pushups sets as part of workout I do a few times a week. (I started with the program at hundredpushups.com, but now I roll my own based on the terminal workout.) I alternate sets of pushups with sets of (weightless) squats, roughly 30.

      Especially at higher reps, these are *plenty* to get your heart rate up, so you get in your cardio. High-rep pushups sets are essentially a plank position held fr >30s, so you get some core. Pushups & squats hit nearly as many muscles as possible for the time spent, so this will also give you a good base if you decide to hit up a gym at some point.

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    5. Re:Simple exercises by cryptizard · · Score: 1

      There's an app for that http://sworkit.com/

    6. Re:Simple exercises by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that is just passive aggressive. You can put your clothes in a gym bag which usually lets air circulate to dry the clothes unless you fold and pack them.

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  6. exercise in your down time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Burpees at your desk. Do 25 at a time, every hour on the hour.

  7. Doughnuts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Doughnuts, plenty of doughnuts. They contain all the nutrients you need and help keeping you in shape.

    1. Re:Doughnuts by The+MAZZTer · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well, I suppose "round" is a shape.

    2. Re:Doughnuts by Weaselmancer · · Score: 4, Funny

      It will give you the body of a god! Unfortunately, Buddha.

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    3. Re:Doughnuts by TeknoHog · · Score: 0

      I understand you meant to be funny, but there is no god in Buddhism.

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    4. Re:Doughnuts by heteromonomer · · Score: 1

      Actually the real Buddha was quite thin. Almost emaciated if historical accounts in India are accurate. Not sure how the round Buddha stuff came up in Japan.

    5. Re:Doughnuts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      That little round-bellied guy that everyone thinks is Buddha is actually a Chinese Buddhist sage. Buddha himself is never depicted that way; he was thin, north Indian not Chinese, and is not traditionally depicted with his stomach hanging out. Not that Buddhists would be easily offended by such a depiction; we tend to just smile.

    6. Re:Doughnuts by Weaselmancer · · Score: 2

      Gautama Buddha

      The Buddha in (Vaishnavism) is viewed as an Avatar of Vishnu.

      Avatar

      In Hinduism, an avatar /ævtr/ (Hindustani: [tar], from Sanskrit avatra "descent") is a deliberate descent of a deity to earth, or a descent of the Supreme Being (i.e., Vishnu for Vaishnavites), and is mostly translated into English as "incarnation", but more accurately as "appearance" or "manifestation"

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      rediculous.
    7. Re:Doughnuts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except that Buddha is neither a god nor was he fat....

    8. Re:Doughnuts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He was pretty happy though

  8. Passive exercise is effective by Pezbian · · Score: 2, Informative

    Those yoga ball things used as office chairs seem to be effective. After a while, you don't feel like you're making any effort at staying stable.

    I've seen recumbent bicycles used with custom desk solutions as well. Need plenty of cooling for that, though, and fans tend to be noisy.

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    1. Re:Passive exercise is effective by donweel · · Score: 1

      The balls are great as they force active sitting and engage your posture muscles and keep your body active. However they may be against Workers Compensation rules as there can be a risk of falling involved. There are chair frames available for that and another option is something called a Sit Fit which is a flat version you can put on top of your chair, you can also stand on it for balance exercise. These are available from a Swiss company called Sissel

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    2. Re:Passive exercise is effective by knarf · · Score: 1

      How about hooking up the fan to the bike? The faster you 'ride', the more you're cooled. Use a large-bladed fan, maybe one of those ceiling-mounted head choppers, and you'll have to ride pretty fast before sound becomes an issue...

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    3. Re:Passive exercise is effective by datavirtue · · Score: 1

      My new office chair is a yoga ball.

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      I object to power without constructive purpose. --Spock
    4. Re:Passive exercise is effective by ottothecow · · Score: 1
      You've clearly never ridden a bike on a trainer.

      The best ones aren't *that* loud ($350 better get you some pretty nice bearings and fluid resistance units...because the tubular steel sure doesn't cost that much) but they are still fairly noisy. The versions with fans are much louder and the fans don't provide enough air flow to prevent sweat buildup.

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      Bottles.
    5. Re:Passive exercise is effective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The balls are great as they force active sitting and engage your posture muscles and keep your body active.

      So what are women supposed to do?

  9. Ergonomics and swimming/racketball by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ergonomic chair that part of your weight rests on the knees and either join a swim club (indoor preferred) or racketball buddies to burn off the calories. The object is not to stay fit at the office, but while out of the office.

  10. It depends! by aglider · · Score: 0, Troll

    If you are Libre, then whatever you choose in the Office will be OK.
    If you are Open, then you have a few choices, usually dealing with the Sun.
    In the remaining case you are. you have to sign the EULA first.

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  11. juggling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Juggling. A bunch of people are going to mention a bunch of really boring exercises which will make you smell bad. Juggling is fun, calming, and actually somewhat physically rigorous, but not the extent that your coworkers will wish you didn't do it.

    1. Re:juggling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I juggle at work too! It's enjoyable and a great stress reliever!

  12. Strength Training, Team Sports, Stand Up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Get strong. There are really good 3x a week strength training programs targeted at beginners. Starting Strength and Stronglifts 5x5 are two of the most widely used and effective examples.

    Join a team sport to keep you motivated about strength gains.

    Switch to a standing desk. At the least, this will prevent slouching and keep your hip flexors more loose than they are right now.

  13. Move Around by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought programming was a risk free career until I developed chronic back problems. I wish I would have added more exercise to my daily routine when I was younger. My advice is to make sure you get up and move around for a few minutes every hour and do at least 15 minutes of physical exercise per day. My advice: stay active.

  14. If you have lots of free time... by blahplusplus · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ... walking believe it or not. Walking steadily for multiple half hour to one hour stints over the entire day adds up. I lost 40lbs walking 4 hours a day/7 days a week for 4 months. It's all about commitment, don't make excuses when it comes to your health. Without your health nothing else matters. Take it from someone fairly aged, as you get older you're not as energetic as when you're younger so get it done ASAP. People tend to under-estimate how important it is to prioritize health over everything else. IMHO health should come even _before_ your job because without it you're just digging yourself a whole that is harder to climb out of as you get older.

    But before you even begin to exercise DO find out how much you are eating or exercise is pointless. A great site is fitday, for the first week or so monitor religiously and input data on everything you eat including days you over-eat.

    http://www.fitday.com/

    In my opinion if you eat a lot of unhealthy foods you should start to remove some of the worst from your life and replace it with something healthy. You don't have to go all health nut but eating better goes a long way when coupled with exercise. Take it from someone who has been there, done that.

    1. Re:If you have lots of free time... by bzipitidoo · · Score: 1

      I find exercise for the sake of exercise alone boring. Much more fun to add a bit of subversive activity. What do I mean?

      Take along some chalk, and mark up the sidewalk. Put a brief History of the Earth, something like "4.5 billion years ago: Earth forms, 542 million years ago: Cambrian explosion, 65 million years ago: meteor causes extinction of dinosaurs", on the sidewalk near a church, particularly one known to push Creationism. Put down some facts about Global Warming near a gas station.

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    2. Re:If you have lots of free time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Without your health nothing else matters.

      Plenty of things besides health matter. Four hours a day? That's far too long.

      Besides, even if you do a minimal amount of exercising, it's not as if you're going to immediately die or die anytime soon.

    3. Re:If you have lots of free time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Listen to audio books while walking or walk through an area with few buildings and simply enjoy nature.

    4. Re:If you have lots of free time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... walking believe it or not. Walking steadily for multiple half hour to one hour stints over the entire day adds up. I lost 40lbs walking 4 hours a day/7 days a week for 4 months. It's all about commitment, don't make excuses when it comes to your health.

      One of the big problems with making a commitment to something like walking, is that everybody around you will see it as "free" time that they can take up with "important" tasks. What I did, was to incorporate the walking into the rest of my life, so it's part of something else I'm doing. My current job is two suburbs over, so I walk to work, saving money as well as exercising. The job before that, I noticed that the train line went through a sort of an S curve as it came into the city, so instead of getting off the nearest station to work, I got off several stops early, and walked in from the other direction. One of my co-workers at that job found a car park that was much cheaper than the one next door to the office, about 25 minutes walk away. So he also used to walk the last leg of his trip to work, His walking time was untouchable, because he just had to repeat the holy mantra of "saving money."

      Don't make walking a special activity like a hobby. Build it into your life, then you'll do it because you have to make an effort to plan *not* to, and other people will have a much harder time stealing your time away from you.

    5. Re:If you have lots of free time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I used to work 5 km from where I live in Amsterdam. In the morning I used public transport to go to work, and I walked back after work, sometimes taking big detours. Apart from getting some exercise it also cleared my head, moving around at a speed that allows you to take in your environment (which isn't boring in Amsterdam) is a wonderful way to slow your mind down to a healthy pace after a day of hurried stress in the office.

    6. Re:If you have lots of free time... by MyKal_White · · Score: 1

      the holy mantra of "saving money."

      Yes, our state religion does not do enuf to emphasise exersize.

    7. Re:If you have lots of free time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      one hour of free time is all it takes every other day. your health turns around.
      No more diabetes worries etc It WILL work for you did me...
      Eat a plateful of salad for dinner then main course.
      Eat whole foods not packaged. it's easier than it sounds just change habits.
      No more pop but one a week maybe, for a treat.
      Soon it will taste awful so why was I drinking that crud? Some chocolate is allowed.
      I AM a believer and passing it on... it works.
      We can change the USA's reputation in the world.

    8. Re:If you have lots of free time... by Quirkz · · Score: 1

      I'm curious how you managed to find time to walk four hours per day? An hour or two I could see, but four is a really big chunk of time.

    9. Re:If you have lots of free time... by blahplusplus · · Score: 1

      You don't have to do it the way I've done it. If you're serious about losing weight/staying fit check out this site for motivation and support

      http://www.johnstonefitness.com/

  15. Standing desk by mspohr · · Score: 1

    Sitting is bad for you.
    Get up frequently and walk somewhere.
    Better yet... get a desk where you can stand and work.

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    I don't read your sig. Why are you reading mine?
  16. build in exercise, mobility by sillivalley · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If you have a printer in your cube, get rid of it -- use one that makes you get up and walk.

    Use stairs rather than elevators -- use a loo on a different floor to get more use of stairs,

    If you drive to work, don't park next to the building, park where you get to walk some.

    Rather than eating lunch one or more days during the week, take a walk locally instead.

    1. Re:build in exercise, mobility by AmazingRuss · · Score: 1

      A printer? What for?

    2. Re:build in exercise, mobility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      A printer? What for?

      How else are you going to fax it if you don't have a printout? For a tech website, you guys sure aren't smart.

    3. Re:build in exercise, mobility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed here !!
      I work at a university, and my "bio-break" sometimes involves a different building - with the toilets being on the top floor. Many stairs to climb

    4. Re:build in exercise, mobility by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      To put your signature onto it and then scan it, of course.

      --
      The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
    5. Re:build in exercise, mobility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While giving yourself reasons to walk is great advice, skipping a meal is an awful idea. Most people that have trouble managing weight don't eat enough, and make up for it by eating sporadic high calorie meals.

    6. Re:build in exercise, mobility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, if it's an HP Laserjet II you can use it for overhead presses and deadlifts.

  17. Any kind of heart rate raising activity will work. by singingjim1 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    But that shit is boring. Don't stay up late watching Colbert Report and get up early and ride a bike. And ride it like someone is chasing you that wants to kill you. I've lost 75 lbs and have turned myself into an elite amateur athlete (won a few races here and there on the road bike and mountain bike) by getting up early and riding. It works big time (I'm proof) and it's WAY more fun than calisthenics or going to a gym to work out. I work in front of a computer all day long. Cycling is literally saving my life.

  18. Ankle weights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Adjustable ankle weights are a great way to keep in shape. Start with a one pound on the first day and see how it goes, if you feel like you can do more add more weight if it's too much only wear them for half a day and increase the time until you can wear them all the time.

    1. Re:Ankle weights by sanchom · · Score: 1

      Why not just put pounds on a barbell, and move that around instead? That at least puts load across your entire body, allows you to progressively increase the load by many pounds per workout, doesn't require you to move extra weight around at the end of a long lever arm for hours at a time.

    2. Re:Ankle weights by Pezbian · · Score: 1

      Because the scenery changes

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    3. Re:Ankle weights by hawkinspeter · · Score: 1

      Not such a great way as it adds to impacts when walking/jogging/running and can cause joint point. My vote is for cycling - if you replace driving with cycling you can get a lot of exercise without taking too much extra time to do it.

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      You're a temporary arrangement of matter sliding towards oblivion in a cold, uncaring universe
    4. Re:Ankle weights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Commuting by bike is far different than maintaining "the bike racer" training schedule. Commuting by bike for me was far more draining by Fridays than riding 30-50 miles in the morning, each morning, as training rides. (Worked 2pm-10pm at the time...)
      That being said, red light/bus sprints are a great workout.

    5. Re:Ankle weights by Larryish · · Score: 1

      If you aren't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.

  19. ssh tunnel to a proxy, block images + colors by Rogerborg · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Browse Slashdot while you're supposed to be working, use your lunch time to go for a walk.

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    1. Re:ssh tunnel to a proxy, block images + colors by ion++ · · Score: 2

      Browse Slashdot while you're supposed to be working, use your lunch time to go for a walk.

      No, RUN during your lunch break.

      You could also just ditch the chair and stand up in front of the computer.

    2. Re:ssh tunnel to a proxy, block images + colors by Jeremi · · Score: 3, Funny

      You could also just ditch the chair and stand up in front of the computer.

      ... or if you want to take that a bit further, there's this.

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    3. Re:ssh tunnel to a proxy, block images + colors by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Browse Slashdot while you're supposed to be working, use your lunch time to go for a walk.

      And when am I supposed to be eating?

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      The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
  20. Standing desks suck by xtal · · Score: 1

    Just get up and walk around and think every 15 or 20 or 30 minutes. You're paid to think, after all.

    People might think you're strange, but thinking walking around works for me. Good for your circulation, head, gives your wrists a break, etc.

    I'm looking at 40 coming up and I'm still in good shape. I credit that technique and never learning to "properly" type.

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    ..don't panic
    1. Re:Standing desks suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      he didn't sound he was paid to think.

      thus "downtime".

  21. Get a routine, stick to it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You need a 20 minute daily routine. swing your arms around, up and down, twist around keeping your abs tight, then do a quick, spot march of 50 steps. that is your warm up, it will take about two minutes. then, get down to the workout :
    as many push ups as you can, try to get to 15, quickly switch to squats (15), then lie on your back and do another 15 crunches. give yourself a minute, repeat, and then repeat again. by the end of the 20 minute break, you would have done 45 push ups, 45 squats, 45 abdominal crunches. good enough for a day. repeat every alternative day, start thrice a week. on the other days, walk as quickly as you can, for twenty minutes.
    WARNING: your workout should be controlled and not jerky at all. watch youtube's channel called scooby's workshop to get the right form. (no, i have no contact with scooby, i am in india).
    20 minutes is an easy commitment to start with, once you start getting the workout burn, you will like it more and more. aim for something. my personal goal is to be able to do a muscle up. i am half way to a single leg squat and i can do a one hand pushup on a good day since i started 2 years ago.

  22. At 44 with the same 30-inch belt size I had in uni by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    My answers are these:
    * Don't eat s***. You cannot out exercise a bad diet. Don't eat anything that comes in boxes or shiny wrappers with pictures of what it is supposed to look like. Ninety-nine per cent of having a flat stomach is eating well.
    * You should be eating more fats than sugars.
    * There is no idea exercise for losing weight, only consistency. Do what ever sport you love, but do it five days a week until someone puts you in a box.
    * Very few people, particularly people who write books and give seminars, know anything about nutrition. Virtually everything you and everyone else thinks he knows about food is actually about culture.

  23. You are your own gym by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is't a book writtten by Mark Lauren. There's also a
    Android App companion to the book. Good luck

  24. Exercise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Assuming you don't work at a "face time" sort of place, go exercise when you have down time. If there is a gym nearby, that's great. If not, just throw on some running shoes and go for a jog (if you aren't a big runner, start slow or you will get injured and regret it). If you can bike to work, take a steep hill ride. Every work situation is different, but there is almost always something you can do. After an extremely hard workout, you won't feel bad at all about spending the rest of the day off your feet.

    It also doesn't hurt to have people know why you are stepping out. I've dealt with many bosses that frowned on people taking breaks just to screw around but had no problem (and in some cases respected) people who took breaks to work out.

  25. ahhhhh....ummmm.... by NEDHead · · Score: 1

    ask for more work? so you can learn something? and show what a good worker you are? so you can get a real job later on?

  26. Pilates ball by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One of the more eccentric managers in our office swapped his chair for a pilates ball, not sure of the benefits but I imagine it does no harm. The downside is the temptation to kick the ball as you walk past!

  27. Active Lifestyle Outside Work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here is my understanding of my body's fitness: I am at war with my profession over the outcome of my body. I spend nearly half my time outside of work fighting against what work does to my body, and I'm planning on increasing that amount. So I recommend finding something you can do repeatedly, and ideally something fun.

    I dance twice a week, bike around when it's warm, hit people with foam swords on Sundays (look up Amtgard, Belegarth, or Dagorhir if this sounds fun), and generally walk everywhere I go. I haven't gained 6-pack abs, but I'm maintaining a just-above-healthy weight. I'm looking at getting into warrior x-fit (http://www.warriorxfit.com) simply because they give you a month of exercises you can do with exercise bands, a floor, and internet access.

    I also highly recommend stretching. My chiropractor pointed out that sitting positions constantly press down on our lower back and hips, so doing lower back stretches and hip stretches like twisting lunges will be a good idea. If you're down for doing yoga, do it.

    1. Re:Active Lifestyle Outside Work by evil_aaronm · · Score: 1

      This, pretty much. At work, I don't do anything special. I might go for a walk, at lunch time, if the weather is nice, and a buddy wants to go. Otherwise, it's all standard after-hours stuff: gym, cycling, rollerblading, chasing the grand-daughter around on the playground - harder than you think, especially as she gets older and faster - floor hockey, masters lacrosse, etc. Consistency is key: it's easier to stay in shape than it is to get back in shape.

    2. Re:Active Lifestyle Outside Work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My chiropractor

      Do you have any advice from someone with an actual medical background?

    3. Re:Active Lifestyle Outside Work by MyKal_White · · Score: 1

      I am at war

      Me too! Actually, most of us are, but many don't realize it.

  28. Enroll in Martial Arts by rwa2 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I've been doing Tae Kwon Do most of my life, and it works pretty well for nerds. I found a school with lots of scientists and engineers, and the emphasis was more on personal growth than competitive sparring.

    There's a lot of geometry and physics to think about while you're practicing your drills, and you spend a lot of time thinking about optimizing the various systems in your body. And you get to collect a lot of tools and hacks, various things you can do with your body and other people. Also, I learned a bit of Korean, and get conditioned with some of the exotic cultural protocol as well.

    So it might be a good option to check into if you find gyms boring and team sports out of your league.

    1. Re:Enroll in Martial Arts by evil_aaronm · · Score: 2

      Wrestling's good for all of the above, too, and you can't beat it for core strength training. However, it's hard to find a club. Maybe a local college or a high school.

    2. Re:Enroll in Martial Arts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Wrestling's good for all of the above, too, and you can't beat it for core strength training. However, it's hard to find a club. Maybe a local college or a high school.

      I'd highly recommend the college club only. Guy in their 20's, visiting a high school wrestling club to "stay fit"? Yeah....why don't you have a seat...right over there...

      Might wanna look into finding a Krav Maga class. It'll teach you some self-defense that's actually USEFUL, and it will most definitely kick your ass into shape if you're not there already.

    3. Re:Enroll in Martial Arts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Krav Maga is the only form of self defense that is worth anything in a real fight. All of these jokers taking tae kwon do, karate, mma bullshit, whatever don't understand that a real life fight does not work the same way as sparring in a dojo with rules and honor and shit.

      Yoga is great for core strength training and you don't have to grab on some sweaty dude's crotch like in wrestling.

    4. Re:Enroll in Martial Arts by IdolizingStewie · · Score: 4, Informative

      For the record, back when I took it, my TaeKwonDo instructor made it very clear that it was going to be worth very little in a real fight. I'd almost argue it has a negative effect, because you condition yourself to aim for the most ineffective spots. The Jujitsu (weeping style and Brazilian style) he taught us when he got bored might be a little more helpful, but was still conditioned at getting yourself free long enough to run.

    5. Re:Enroll in Martial Arts by The+Dancing+Panda · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I'm an Aikido guy (2nd Degree Black belt). It's fairly useful in a fight (depending on your teacher, I guess). Mostly for teaching you how to get around one, or making it look like all self defense. My Dad (4th Degree, owns his own club) has taught SWAT teams and Police forces, because it's pretty good for subduing attackers without a lot of blood.

    6. Re:Enroll in Martial Arts by armanox · · Score: 1

      Karate guy here (Shorin Ryu). Add a little bit of exercise* in addition (class is 2x/week), and you stay pretty well together. Plus, you get the mental effects of MA training too.

      *I keep some dumbells at home, have hand grips at home and at the desk, and do pushups and squats during lunch sometimes.

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    7. Re:Enroll in Martial Arts by Aussie · · Score: 1

      Judo here, perfect geek sport, highly technical and develops great physical control. The full contact nature of Judo also ensures an effective self defense tool, not to mention practical, fun training sessions.
      I also add regular resistance training and some weekend cycling but the Judo is what I enjoy most.

    8. Re:Enroll in Martial Arts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Krav Maga is the only form of self defense that is worth anything in a real fight.

      More useful forms of self-defense (roughly in order of usefulness):

      • Don't be an idiot that starts or otherwise gets into fights for stupid reasons.
      • Avoid situations where fighting might happen.
      • Convince the other guy not to fight.
      • Have pepper spray or similar deterrent.
      • Be able to find law enforcement before the other guy can attack you.
      • Be able to run faster and/or longer than the other guy.
      • Be able to hide.
      • Give the other guy what he wants, memorize his face, license plate number, etc., and let the police handle it.

      All that fails, then physical self defense would be worth it. I probably missed a bunch, but you get the idea.

    9. Re:Enroll in Martial Arts by El+Rey · · Score: 2

      It all depends on the focus of your school. If they are not teaching the bunkai as well as the kata / drills / free sparring then yeah, it might not be worth much in a real fight.

      The class I take is primarily TKD but also mixed with JLFS, Aikido, and Army combatives.

      My sensei actually killed a guy in Iraq with TKD, so I wouldn't totally discount it...

    10. Re:Enroll in Martial Arts by El+Rey · · Score: 2

      Yeah, it's not like there is thousands of years of history of Asian martial arts being used in actual wars...

    11. Re:Enroll in Martial Arts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not start a club? After hours?

    12. Re:Enroll in Martial Arts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doce Pares. 'nuff said. As close to chess as BJJ.
      great for the mind, great for the body.
      Much like Aikido, when you hit 80, it is still practical. Good luck applying tae kwan do / muai thai when your that old!

    13. Re:Enroll in Martial Arts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lol at least he admits it. The tkd guys in my town are a joke.

      Try judo, it's a real martial art, that's very effective in a bar fight. I don't think anyone will ever forget the time I parried about 5 punched, took his arm on the next one, ripped him over and through the floor with a shoulder throw.

    14. Re:Enroll in Martial Arts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Every martial art in itself is worth shit in a real fight and you will lose to the average street thug, simply because that guy has no issue whatsoever punching you right in the face. Every one of us has a life's worth of ethics drilled into us that hurting other people is bad, and getting over that is what will save you in a fight, not the fancy martial arts.

      There is a reason why the major part of every soldiers training is making him believe that the enemy is not a human being, just a target. Otherwise 90% of the soldiers wouldn't pull the trigger.

    15. Re:Enroll in Martial Arts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And that got them fuck all, conquered by others who had no qualms about fighting "dirty".

    16. Re:Enroll in Martial Arts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They say when a judo guy learns to box he is pretty much unstoppable. Judo is all about using the others persons wight and momentum against them, and pair that with knowing how to block and throw an punch, they know how to kick ass.

    17. Re:Enroll in Martial Arts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hell yeah, It's all physics and using the opponents weight and momentum to your advantage. A good judo guy will have most people on there ass in a matter of seconds (probably just with a quick trip).

    18. Re:Enroll in Martial Arts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've obviously never lived in a dangerous area. I grew up in one and I can tell you right now, getting into fights was not something that could be avoided. When it came down to it, you just had to do anything you could to win or get away. Learning to use items on your person, including articles of clothing, and anything in the immediate area as weapons was sometimes necessary when escape was not an option. Then you had to worry about running into the same people in the future.

    19. Re:Enroll in Martial Arts by Gibbs-Duhem · · Score: 1

      Totally agree with this. Martial arts are perfect for nerds.

      I can't stand things like running because even though I know that in principle there are lots of details to pay attention to, I want something where both my mind and body are engaged.

      Now I teach karate at MIT, and it's awesome teaching to people who are also nerds. My favorite is describing that a punch works like a torsional wave where an impulse is put into your spinal column at your hip level and then it moves up your body to your shoulders and then out your arms. Explaining karate techniques in terms of energy and momentum is incredibly helpful when you know those concepts. Learning kata and bunkai is also very interesting, particularly when you get to the point that you're making up new bunkai for existing kata. This is very interesting creative, intellectual, and physical work that nicely integrates all aspects of your fitness.

      I also love that martial arts are the one sport where you continue to get better and better as you age. If I'm sparring with some 60 year old, odds are I will lose and lose badly. Sometimes hilariously badly. I like the idea of a sport where in 30 years I will actually be better than I am in my "prime" for most sports.

    20. Re:Enroll in Martial Arts by El+Rey · · Score: 1

      Really? When was the last time someone conquered China or Japan?

    21. Re:Enroll in Martial Arts by rwa2 · · Score: 1

      Heh, yeah, there are actually two main schools of Tae Kwon Do, WTF and ITF (World and International Tae Kwon Do Federations, respectively). WTF is mainly focused on competitive sparring and is the style used in the Olympics... therefore it has a lot of rules and strategies to kind of make it non-lethal and a bit more "showy"... no kicking below the belt, no jabs, more flying / spinning kicks, lots of body armor. ITF schools seem to be a bit more rare, but are closer in theory to the self-defence courses taught to the Korean army.

      Either style (and any form of Martial Art) is probably fine for exercise, though... just choose whatever is better for what you want to get out of it. If you want to avoid injuries, you probably want to investigate your school a bit too to find out how aggressive and careful they train your co-students to be.

      Tae Kwon Do by itself gets a bit boring after a while, of course, since it's meant to be quick basic training for an army. Every school I've seen mixes up the teachings from a few other styles to add some interest and variety. I recently moved and the school I've been training with does a combination of 8 different styles, and I'm finding parts of it really helps with my back pain and posture.

      Anyway, it's a bit pointless arguing about which Martial Arts style is the "best", kinda like arguing about which religion or state university is the "best". They all strive to teach you how to be a better person in one way or another, and give you a foundation to relate to other styles so you can at least have a useful conversation and learn more about what would be a better fit for you. And yes, people get fanatical about whichever style they start with first and have the most personal time invested in, but they all teach humility and respect... respect for your teachers, peers, subordinates, and yes, even for other schools and styles that you might encounter in friendly tournaments. And those are pretty useful skills for everyone to develop.

    22. Re:Enroll in Martial Arts by El+Rey · · Score: 1

      First of all, from sparring I'm used to punching people in the face all the time and used to preventing people from punching me in the face.

      Secondly, most street fighters have one or two techniques in their arsenal that they are really good at. A trained fighter has a lot more.

    23. Re:Enroll in Martial Arts by rwa2 · · Score: 1

      For the record, back when I took it, my TaeKwonDo instructor made it very clear that it was going to be worth very little in a real fight. I'd almost argue it has a negative effect, because you condition yourself to aim for the most ineffective spots.

      Yep, but how many real fights are you really ever going to encounter?

      So my CSBs:

      When I was maybe a gold or green belt and in 8th grade at a new school, some guy at my bus stop was having a bad day and decided to bully me. I was pretty weak, but threw a round house at his temple as a warning. I meant to stop without touching him, but ended up tapping him gently since I had my shoes on. Anyway, it worked, and word got around school not to mess with me or I'd kick you in your face. It wasn't much, and it was half-jokingly, but it was enough to glide me through the rest of middle school without incident. Eventually I grew much taller, and even though I was a lanky awkward teen, I still had a modicum of poise and confidence to not really draw much more attention from frustrated people looking for easy prey. Best way to win is to not fight and all that.

      When I was young I used to have dreams about people chasing me, and I'd run away like my feet were stuck in molasses and wake up in a cold sweat. After a few years of training (longer than I would have expected or like to admit ;-) ), I was gradually able to take control of those dreams and successfully fight back and sleep better and wake up in a better mood. It was actually a lot like the dream sequences that Bruce Lee struggled with in "Dragon", which I found creepy, but I guess it means that other people grapple with that kind of thing too.

      Anecdotally, I've heard of others trained in the martial arts who had gotten into actual fights and situations where they actually had to apply their skills. In the one funny one, the guy realized that he was pulling his kicks and punches to his assailants as he would in class. They'd step back and blink for a bit, and then get back to attacking him. Then he remembered to move his targets about a foot into the other guys' bodies, and altercation quickly ended.

      Combat and self-defence ability can be a side-effect of studying martial arts... but it's not (I'd even say shouldn't) be the primary reason you're doing it. It's just a way of life... learn to appreciate and respect your body and others', develop better command and utility of your body and emotions, and help find and maintain peace in the world.

    24. Re:Enroll in Martial Arts by 1s44c · · Score: 1

      Wrestling's good for all of the above, too, and you can't beat it for core strength training. However, it's hard to find a club. Maybe a local college or a high school.

      I tried joining the 16 to 18 female wrestling club at my local college but they kicked the shit out of me.

      Seriously - Any kind of sport, exercise or fitness program you can keep an interest in works.

    25. Re:Enroll in Martial Arts by Black+LED · · Score: 1

      Yeah and I bet I could still kick your ass, Karate boy.

    26. Re:Enroll in Martial Arts by 1s44c · · Score: 1

      Don't be an idiot that starts or otherwise gets into fights for stupid reasons.

      Right

      Avoid situations where fighting might happen.

      Right

      Convince the other guy not to fight.

      Right

      Have pepper spray or similar deterrent.

      That could get you jailed for carrying an offensive weapon where I live.

      Be able to find law enforcement before the other guy can attack you.

      That's impossible or at best impractical.

      Be able to run faster and/or longer than the other guy.

      Right

      Be able to hide.

      Better than fighting. OK.

      Give the other guy what he wants, memorize his face, license plate number, etc., and let the police handle it.

      I'm with you up to 'police', in my experience they don't help. They turn up later and threaten the victims, or do nothing at all. My friend was mugged and hit around the head with a baseball bat because he wouldn't hand over some tiny amount of cash. He had a fractured skull, was bleeding from one ear. The police turned up, checked his car wasn't stolen, and left him to stagger to a payphone to call his own ambulance.

      A few times police have threatened to beat me up, now I just laugh it off like I do any pointless treat of violence. When I was a child I remember two of them 'promising' to break my arm. I did nothing to offend them. Great way to treat a scared and utterly innocent child there. Great way to alienate the people they depend on.

      I've thought about this and the only way I would ever get involved with the police is if my actions have a very strong chance of bringing a serial killer or serial rapist to justice. Anything less than that and I'm not dealing with them, if I lose some blood or property because of that so be it.

      All that fails, then physical self defense would be worth it.

      I'd adapt your list to exclude the police, but it's on the right track.

    27. Re:Enroll in Martial Arts by 1s44c · · Score: 1

      Really? When was the last time someone conquered China or Japan?

      Japan was conquered in WW2.
      As far as I know China has not been conquered since it became one country.

      What's this got to do with anything?

    28. Re:Enroll in Martial Arts by heefeneet · · Score: 1

      For the record, back when I took it, my TaeKwonDo instructor made it very clear that it was going to be worth very little in a real fight. I'd almost argue it has a negative effect, because you condition yourself to aim for the most ineffective spots.

      Really? The bits I remember about Tae Kwon Do involved punching/kicking techniques designed to use as much force as possible.

    29. Re:Enroll in Martial Arts by DZign · · Score: 0

      You get trained to be fast and use power, but indeed in inefficient spots like parent says.

      I do tkd myself, we get a combination of tkd and streetfighting.
      The tkd part is real sports - learn all the basic movements,be fast and score points - any contact counts as a point.

      In the streetfighting part we get hapkido on top of tkd, we train our reflexes, how to block and counter an attacker (barehanded, using knives, sticks, ..)
      Our master usually explains how we have to do a movement for training, but also where to aim when it's really needed..
      Like at training we punch into someones stomach, when attacked you don't aim for the middle of the stomach but higher to take away his breath, on the side into his ribs, or lower into his balls..

  29. I hate gyms, so that's what I found by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah I hate gyms. During work, there's not much to do that helps, other than drink water (yes, instead of coffee) and get up and walk a bit each hour. Outside the office, that's when the real thing happens, I learned to enjoy running. As a good nerd, Endomondo was a great motivation, I can extract performance data from my workouts and follow my evolution. At the beginning, running SUCKS, because you have no resistance. But if you listen to some Rocky theme song and keep trying, you end up gaining physical resistance, and having your body fit just gets real.

  30. Make you life interesting... by stanlyb · · Score: 1

    It is proven that the best drug, which side effects is also to boost your immune system is "adrenaline". Do you need more details how to obtain it :D

    1. Re:Make you life interesting... by camperdave · · Score: 1

      Adrenaline is a prescription drug around here.

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    2. Re:Make you life interesting... by 1s44c · · Score: 1

      Adrenaline is a prescription drug around here.

      It's WAY more fun to make your own.

    3. Re:Make you life interesting... by camperdave · · Score: 1

      Adrenaline is a prescription drug around here.

      It's WAY more fun to make your own.

      Make my own? One of the building blocks of adrenaline is methylamine, which is a DEA List 1 controlled substance (It is a precursor for methamphetamine). Are you aware of the kind of licensing hurdles that would require?

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      When our name is on the back of your car, we're behind you all the way!
  31. Ultimate Frisbee at lunchtime by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Best workout you'll ever get.

  32. Outside The Office Is A Must by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you want to add regular exercise to the list of what you do to live long and prosper, my suggestion is to find something that you enjoy and can do regularly and long-term outside of the office, because you're not going to get that kind of life-affecting exercise in an office. Offices are not conducive to exercising. For the past 20 years, I have left the office and gone and worked out at a martial arts studio that I like twice a week. Added benefits are another circle of friends and something unrelated to programming that I can continuously level up in. Also, if you pick something you want to be able to do but cannot now - pretty much anything - and do it for 5 years, you are going to be pleased with your new abilities after awhile. Pick something and create the conditions that will cause you to gain skills that you want over time!

  33. Intermittent Fasting works for me by candeoastrum · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Intermittent Fasting has been my savior. Between the commute and spending time with the family I don't have much time for working out so IF (eating every other day) has been a godsend for me. It may not work for you but to each his own.

    1. Re:Intermittent Fasting works for me by AbRASiON · · Score: 1

      This has become quite a craze at the moment - how long have you been doing it and what results are you seeing?

      What would you say your weekly total calorie intake is?

    2. Re:Intermittent Fasting works for me by candeoastrum · · Score: 2

      This has become quite a craze at the moment - how long have you been doing it and what results are you seeing?

      What would you say your weekly total calorie intake is?

      The days I eat, I just try to be sensible and don't count calories. I have one nice big meal, some cookies (I have a sweet tooth) and a ton of fruit. I have a little soda every now and again but I drink majority water. I literally don't have anything but tea on the days I eat. I don't do it like others who have small meals on the off days. I have tea with some honey and I do not have to think about food at all. My productivity skyrockets and the strange thing is, my thinking is clearer. The way my body works is I lose (roughly) about a pound per day that I fast that doesn't come back. The next day when I have to eat, sometimes I wake up early, sometimes I wake up heavy. There are so many differing opinions up and down about it that I never tell people I am fasting other than my wife.

      I found myself gaining so much weight once I got married and had a daughter and I even signed up for a BJJ (grappling class) but was so bogged down with work that I found myself never going and getting heavier and heavier. Not eating was the easiest thing in the world for me to do once I accepted that I wasn't eating and kept myself busy. At a certain point in the day you start to feel better that you haven't eaten (physically feeling better) and you actually have more energy than less. Like I said, some days are different though and it could be because of the theoretical Herxheimer's reaction based on detox (where toxins stored in fat get released back into the system as fat gets burned) so I just drink more and more water. Again, its extreme, its not for everybody but its the easiest, cheapest way to lose weight and feel incredible when you have a schedule from hell. Hope I answered your question!

    3. Re:Intermittent Fasting works for me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eh, I would suggest you refrain from suggesting unhealthy diets to others. You might feel it works for you, but any doctor would disagree with you about the long-term effects. You are supposed to eat every day, that's how you are built unfortunately, so you should be moderating your daily intake, not skipping days...

    4. Re:Intermittent Fasting works for me by u38cg · · Score: 1

      I've been doing it for a couple of weeks now and while I obviously can't speak to long term results, I can say I find it easy to follow and it comes without any of the worry or self-nagging that comes with most other diets. I would guess my calorie intake is somewhere around 60% of what it was before, and like the GP I just drink tea/coffee on off days. I don't find myself becoming insanely hungry, either.

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    5. Re:Intermittent Fasting works for me by candeoastrum · · Score: 1

      Eh, I would suggest you refrain from suggesting unhealthy diets to others. You might feel it works for you, but any doctor would disagree with you about the long-term effects. You are supposed to eat every day, that's how you are built unfortunately, so you should be moderating your daily intake, not skipping days...

      Doctors disagree amongst themselves about a lot of things but they are not nutritionists. I wouldn't revolve my eating habits around what doctors say because last time I checked, a lot of them are in just as bad shape as most people on the street. They die of the same diseases and at the same rate. Also AC, did you know that many doctors today are little more than licensed drug dealers? These are the people you are telling us to go to for advice? And since we are on the topic of refraining who are you to determine who should and should not speak. If it works for me and there are many studies (BY DOCTORS) who have supported its efficacy, why should I not speak up when asked about it? But, since you are the creator and know what we are supposed to eat every day I will stop now. Thanks for stopping by Slashdot God.

  34. Woody Allen solved the problem years ago! by ctrl-alt-canc · · Score: 1

    Replace your desk with this

  35. easy by knarf · · Score: 2

    Cycle to work. Anything up to ~20 km should be doable. If you can not cycle, try the combination of public transport and inline skates, I did that for years whenI lived 160 km from my job. Skate to station, take train(s) to work, skate from station to office (and through it to my desk :-). In general I tend to combine these things, no sports school or fitness needed that way...

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    1. Re:easy by rHBa · · Score: 1

      Sorry, no mod points left but +1 Insightful.

      Even just getting public transport will keep a few pounds off, it might not turn you into an uber-athlete but the extra mile of walking and standing around waiting for the train/bus still helps (compared to driving to work).

    2. Re:easy by PeterBrett · · Score: 1

      This is the right answer!

      I've always cycled to work, sometimes as far as 25km each way. It's a great way to stay in shape, it's fun (even when the weather's bad), and you get to see and hear lots of interesting things you'd miss sitting in a car or on a bus. Also, it can often be faster than driving or taking public transport, especially if the roads where you are tend to get congested at rush hour.

    3. Re:easy by funwithBSD · · Score: 1

      Just for reference,

      cycling for one hour at 15 mph burns north of 800 Kcal if you are at 180lbs. Better than anything but swimming, but try doing laps for a full hour... it is a bitch.

      At my correct BPI, 205 lbs, it is more like 1000 KCal.

      A bicycle calibrated heart rate monitor like one from Polaris will help you accurately track how many calories you burn and keep your heart rate in the right zone.

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      Never answer an anonymous letter. - Yogi Berra
    4. Re:easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That sounds a little high. I used to do rowing, and at typical, maintainable rates, it was 300-500 Kcal/hr. You could hit 800 Kcal/hr for bursts, maybe 5-10 minutes, but not an hour, and 1000 Kcal/hr bursts for less than a minute. Although it is quite possible the source of numbers I had at the time was wrong though too.

    5. Re:easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cycle to work. Anything up to ~20 km should be doable.

      20 km (12 mi.) is doable, but if you're doing this, do yourself a favor and get a road bike. A *good* speed for an amateur on a mountain bike on roads is ~15-16mph; on a road bike that same effort gets you more in the neighborhood of 18-19mph.

      cycling for one hour at 15 mph burns north of 800 Kcal if you are at 180lbs. Better than anything but swimming, but try doing laps for a full hour... it is a bitch.

      Admittedly, laps for an hour seems more strenuous for me than cycling for an hour. However, doing any endurance activity for more than an hour is relatively easy/straightforward as long as you remember these two things:

      a) Work up to it - only increase time/distance by 10-20% per week;
      b) Exercise the entirety of that duration in your fat-burning heart-rate range. (For untrained individuals, this appears to be 120-140 bpm.)

      As an aside, running for more than an hour sucks more than swimming for more than an hour :)

    6. Re:easy by HeadlessNotAHorseman · · Score: 1

      you get to see and hear lots of interesting things you'd miss sitting in a car or on a bus

      I cycle to work and I concur. I get to see all kinds of things like car doors springing open in front of me, cars cutting in front of me without warning (though I rarely see an indicator flashing), and drivers that think there is ample room for a pushbike and an SUV in the same lane.

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      I like my coffee the way I like my women - roasted and ground up into little tiny pieces.
  36. Bodyweight excersizing by jaymzter · · Score: 1

    I was in the same boat. I've never really worked out and work from home, so I was either in a chair or on the couch. Then I turned to bodyweight training, which doesn't require going to the gym or weights, so it can be done anywhere.

    Currently I'm following Convict Conditioning, which only takes minutes a day, and excersizes like squats, pushups, bridges, and the early leg raise series can be done right at your desk. So now I still don't work out much, but I'm more muscular and stronger than I've ever been in my life.

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  37. music by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Listen to hardcore techno... it will make your heartrate higher than normal, and you will be inclined to dance.

  38. Working Out by Macgruder · · Score: 1

    Local Tier 2 support here.

    1) I do a lot of walking and eschew the elevators unless I'm carrying equipment.

    2) My company offers free memberships to local gyms, and the local YMCA is 2 blocks away, and I stop there on my way to work, 3-5 times a week. A 30 min workout + sauna / hot tub works well.

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    I'm not crazy,I'm actively irresponsible.
  39. Learn To Spin Fire Poi or Staff by Shouden · · Score: 1

    http://www.homeofpoi.com/ There are regular meetups all over and likely one near you.

  40. My routine by dave562 · · Score: 1

    Martial arts training (primarily tai chi with a bit of kung fu), running (a couple of miles, three to four times a week), meditation (nightly), stretching (following meditation, before and after running, before and after kung fu), qigong... and eating well.

    I am in the best shape of my life at 35, despite working 60 hour weeks. The sedentary IT life is just an excuse that people use. Staying healthy is a life style choice. It is a serious pain in the ass at first, but once you get into a routine that works for you, it is easy. The endorphin system is wonderful. Exercise becomes its own reward. The mood improves. You do not get sick as often. Stress does not affect you as severely.

  41. Take Rock'n Roll, Salsa, or Tango classes by Kergan · · Score: 1

    Go dancing, really... As a bonus, you'll socialize and get to hang out with cute chicks, for potentially more interesting physical activity.

    And walk there, if possible.

    1. Re:Take Rock'n Roll, Salsa, or Tango classes by OzPeter · · Score: 1

      Go dancing, really... As a bonus, you'll socialize and get to hang out with cute chicks, for potentially more interesting physical activity.

      And walk there, if possible.

      Having mainly done salsa and tango (Argentine, not American), i'd say that compared to Tango you'll probably meet the younger women doing Salsa and that you can find salsa almost anywhere. But nothing beats the Tango's close embrace for really getting to know someone. To quote someone I knew after we came out of a weekend tango workshop:

      I've danced with well over 50 women this weekend, and I know the different smells of their perfume and how differently their breasts feel pressed against my chest - but I have no idea what their names were!

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    2. Re:Take Rock'n Roll, Salsa, or Tango classes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seconded.

      I danced Salsa for almost 4 years. For a pale cross-footed paddy, I did well enough winning a couple of competitions. It requires enough concentration that takes your mind completely off work, which in itself can be a great stress buster. Then there is the physical and social contact, which has anti-depressant effects. The exercise alone can be beneficial. As for getting laid? It was the goose that laid the golden egg. And it kept me in good stead when I moved to South America.

      Also, someone mentioned Martial Arts, all the top Salsa dancers are ex-martial artists. So, that's a good idea too. Same motor skills, but lacks the same social element.

      Go for it. It will take a year to become competent & confident enough to ask hot chicks to dance, and during that time you will be pushed well outside of your comfort zone, but its worth, 100%.

  42. The gentlemen's way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wanking.

  43. ride your bike to work by cats-paw · · Score: 1

            your commute time then absorbs some of your exercise time.

            also, while you are at work do some simple PT/yoga type exercises for 5 min every hour or two.

            regardless, get up and walk around ! sitting at your desk continuously will definitely cause problems - start good habits now while you're a young whippersnapper.

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    1. Re:ride your bike to work by Zumbs · · Score: 1

      I bike to work each day (25 minutes each way) and it helps me keep a constant and reasonably low weight.

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      The truth may be out there, but lies are inside your head
  44. Tai Chi or QiGong. Also, getting coffee :-) by billstewart · · Score: 1

    Tai Chi and QiGong have a lot of great stretching and stability exercises you can do in not much space, and they're slow moving enough that you're not going to work up a sweat.

    Also, getting up from your desk periodically and doing things, like going and getting coffee.

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    Bill Stewart
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  45. How To Stay Fit In the Office? by grep+-v+'.*'+* · · Score: 1

    I've got a funny card I found posted on my wall. It's a picture of a fat guy wearing a T-shirt with "My other body is a lot better." At the bottom the card has "I'm in shape .... "

    Opening it gives: "Round's a shape, isn't it?".


    I've also got a ceramic pig magnet with the saying "I'm not overweight, I'm undertall." (Understand that I'm 6' 7" and 325 lbs.)

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    If the universe is someone's simulation -- does that mean the stars are just stuck pixels?
  46. Risks of Yoga Ball Chairs by billstewart · · Score: 4, Funny

    I used to use a yoga ball as my home office chair. It took a little while to get used to, but my muscles adapted quickly enough.

    Then one day I backed up and scared my cat. He slashed at the ball, claws out, and I started sinking slowly to the floor as it deflated.

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    Bill Stewart
    New Fast-Compression-only CPR http://preview.tinyurl.com/dy575ks
    1. Re:Risks of Yoga Ball Chairs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or the ball just instantly deflates. Happened to a co-worker. Had ass pain instead .....

    2. Re:Risks of Yoga Ball Chairs by ottothecow · · Score: 1

      Paying the extra $5 for the burst-proof model is worth it if using it as a chair.

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      Bottles.
    3. Re:Risks of Yoga Ball Chairs by Macgrrl · · Score: 1

      I've seen one split down one side suddenly like a burst balloon while someone was using it, they hit the ground with a thump.

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      Sara
      Designer, Gamer, Macgrrl in an XP World
  47. easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I generally get up an hour early 3 days a week and run. I try to stand at work when I can and move around as much as possible. If you have the ability, bring your lunch and workout during your lunch time. Yoga is great for the body and mind and you don't get too sweaty. Or simply get out during lunch for a walk. Then eat at your desk afterwards.

    If you have difficulty sticking with a regular exercise schedule, join a group. I am part of a running club and knowing that there are other people that are counting on me makes getting out of bed early easier. Then do group exercise... yoga, zumba, crossfit, etc.

    I'm able to do that while still keeping my evenings free to take care of two children. As long as I keep exercising I don't have any joint/back pain and I can generally eat what I want. I prefer healthier foods because they make me feel better but I do go on binges of bad food (chips, burgers, etc.) and I don't gain weight because of the whole calorie in/out thing.

  48. After Work Running and Swimming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    On Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday, run 6 miles after work. During the winter run indoors when there is snow and ice. For upper body, swim laps. Swim for about an hour changing your stroke at each end of the pool.

  49. Walking a huge help by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If feasible in your location:

    1.) If you take public transit, get off two miles (3km) away, or board a mile from your house and get off a mile from work.

    2.) If you drive, park your car two miles away.

    3.) If location permits: Walk for light shopping, library trips, coffee shop, etc.

    That's four miles walking a day. Don't amble, be alert, walk with purpose, no iPod/cellphone use (hang up and walk), and pick your route for pedestrian safety. Make sure vehicles at crossings are aware of you, especially cell phoners and right turners (who tend to look left for traffic and ignore the right for pedestrians - in US/Europe).

      (Walking downtown for library and light shoping works for me, but I am in a suburban location two miles from a major area edge city with full service shopping of all kinds and I work at home).

    Bicycle or hill hike on the weekends.

  50. High Fat/Low Carb diet and Slow Burn 30min/week by hsthompson69 · · Score: 2

    http://www.amazon.com/Art-Science-Low-Carbohydrate-Living/dp/0983490708/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1358019060&sr=1-1&keywords=art+of+low+carbohydrate+living

    http://www.amazon.com/Slow-Burn-Fitness-Revolution-Exercise/dp/0767913868

    I pretty much do nothing but sit all day, but I continue to get fitter, and healthier, with essentially a diet based on nutritional ketosis, and 30 minutes of slow strength training a week.

    Learn how the human body works, and you can optimize.

  51. bike to work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    biking to work will keep you fit

  52. Martial Arts by drkstr1 · · Score: 2

    Martial Arts has been the greatest thing I've done for myself (other than learning to program of course). Being a typical nerd, I have never been interested in sports or exercise. It's not that I am lazy, I just get board really easy unless my mind is engaged. What I like about martial arts is that it is challenging in a way that is engaging for me, as it requires focus, concentration, and knowledge. I end up approaching martial arts in the same way I approach any technical challenge, I grind away at the problem until I can do whatever it is I am trying to do (EG. practice). Not only is it fun, it also has the added bennifits of being extremely beneficial to your body (especially the joints). While I am at work, I will get up every hour or two (about the frequency of someone's smoke break) and go find a nice quite place outside to practice for about 10 minutes. After work I go to the dojo for about an hour. Despite being at the age where my "best years" are behind me, I have never felt better or been more productive as I am now. I strongly recommend it.

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  53. Re:Round by PT_1 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    most slashdotters are round in shape asking them for fitness advice is a horrible idea.

    I'm sure lots are, but I'd be surprised if there is a significantly larger proportion of overweight Slashdotters than in the general population. Staying healthy and being a geek aren't mutually exclusive.

  54. Cycling to and from work by blind+biker · · Score: 4, Informative

    It's tons of fun and it's healthy. Best of all, the time you spend on your bike going to and from work, is your own time, you don't feel like it's yet more of your life sacrificed on the altar of your employer.

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    1. Re:Cycling to and from work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I heartily recommend cycling to work. I started about two years ago (10 miles round-trip) and lost 97 pounds in the first year and kept it steady ever since. My health and quality of life has improved immensely. And, aside from a new set of bike tires every two years and a new chain in the alternate years it's essentially free. Imagine the savings on fuel and what you can do with that money...

      So, get your lazy ass out of the car and start biking to work. You'll hate it for the first month if you are like me. But after that you'll never want to get into the car again. Not when it rains, not even when it's very cold (currently 25F/-3C over here, couldn't care less with a good jacket).

    2. Re:Cycling to and from work by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      how is he going to cycle to work and back during downtime from work assignments at work though?
      Maybe some yoga excercises, pushups etc. or just wanking. pushups and sitting on one leg, stretching.. all that kind of stuff. or he could just take up smoking so he'll have a reason to walk about to the smoking place every now and then when he has a break from the assignments.

      sure, spending time on commuting is your "own" time(I'd argue otherwise) but the guy was asking how to stay fit by using the employers time, which sort of rules out half the suggestions people have been giving in the comments. like joining a wrestling club - sure, it helps to stay in shape but it's not like you can have a wrestling club meeting between loading up chem experiments.

      note that the guy isn't asking how to lose weight or how to in general get to be a jock, just how to fill some downtime at a desk.

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    3. Re:Cycling to and from work by dr2chase · · Score: 1

      "just how to fill some downtime at a desk."

      Reading Slashdot, of course.

  55. Water by locopuyo · · Score: 2

    Drink a lot of water so you have to get up and go to the bathroom and refill your water container. This keeps you from sitting for too long and lowering your metabolism.

  56. Walk around a lot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I try to make an intentional effort to walk around: Instead of calling or emailing, go visit in person and discuss the problem. This has the added benefit of getting much more information that doesn't tend to come out during an impersonal communication. Also, if there are stairs, use them. Go the the restrooms that involve stairs. Take a walk during lunch. I do not have a desk I can stand at, which is unfortunate, but I do try to stand up often - stretch a little, have a look over the cube walls to see what I can see (it helps that I am tall).

  57. Yoga and a Gym by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have problems with back pain, and I also sit a lot at my desk. I run, lift weights, and do yoga at a gym we have onsite every day and I don't experience any problems with pain or fatigue from sitting too long any more.

  58. Intermittent fasting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    What's rather new and becoming popular in the UK at the moment is intermittent fasting. A popular scheme is the 5:2 diet. With this you eat normally (but not excessively) for five days of the week and eat significantly less for two days. You should eat around 500-600 calories on your fast days. The fast days should be non-sequential. What's interesting about this approach is that you'll eat near-normally on your eating days and on your fast days you'll not be as hungry as you think you'd be. Become exposed to food advertising etc. however and you'll realize just how much of your hunger is based on the anticipation of food instead of physical need. Ignore hunger and it goes away!

    Assuming that you should eat 2500 calories per day, that you're currently eating 3000 calories and that you'll eat 10% more on your eating days here's how the numbers work out:

    Your normal eating = 3000 calories * 7 days = 21000 calories per week
    Fasting = (600 calories * 2 days) + (3000 calories * 1.10) * 5 days = 1200 calories + 16500 calories = 17700 calories.
    Recommended eating = 2500 calories * 7 days = 17500 calories.

    Eat a little less than 3300 calories on your eating days and you should be losing weight. Compared to a regular diet you may well find famine and fast is much more tolerable than the mild famine of a regular diet. You'll save money and have more opportunities to exercise (e.g. "lunchtime" walks) and may even live longer - the science to prove/disprove this is being done at the moment. I'm doing this method myself and a workmate of mine has lost almost two stones in about six months even though he still visits McDonald's at least once a week!

    (For more information watch "Eat, Fast & Live longer", a BBC Horizon science documentary).

    1. Re:Intermittent fasting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is intriguing. I've heard of varying types of intermittent fasting before, but this seems to have SOME amount of science behind it.

  59. Ask at your workplace for teammates for a sport by Luckyo · · Score: 2

    Ask at your workplace for people who play grassroots ball sports. Pretty much any decent team sport will do. Football, basketball and so on.

    This gives you several advantages:

    1. Better social links at workplace - a lot of stuff about your workplace that you'll never hear about at work you'll hear during and after practice and games. You'll also form friendships including those with bosses if they're into the same sport.
    2. It creates a great group activity and it keeps you doing it due to peer pressure, even when going gets tough. Quitting solo activity is easy. Quitting group activity is much harder. Your body will thank you when you're close to retirement age.
    3. You can usually choose how hard you want to practice. No one will demand a lot from a newbie, especially in a grassroots team. But you can push yourself and get better if you want too, becoming one of the people "carrying" the team. Or you can be one of the back benchers just showing up for fun time and staying in shape.

  60. This is what I do. by parallel_prankster · · Score: 1

    I have some rules that I try and follow to make sure I am getting some exercise while working: I have a small timer/stopwatch clock in my office and I set it for 50 minutes. Every time it reaches 50 minutes, I get up and go get a glass of water from the opposite end of the office. Any time I have to use the bathroom, I try to use the one farthest away. I try to park my car a little far away from the office unless the weather is bad or something. If I can avoid using the phone, I make it a point to go to people's desks and talk to them or ask them whatever I want to know. I drink 2 to 3 cups of coffee during working and with each cup I also drink a glass of water. This pretty much ensures I will be active and taking bath room breaks often. You can adjust your coffee depending on how often you have to use the bathroom I guess. Usually, either after lunch or if I am feeling tired or sleepy, I try to go out, weather permitting, and take a brisk 5-10 min walk around the parking lot.

  61. Standup desk and frequent breaks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've had both contracting styles of work including not sleeping for 3 days while taking very few breaks. Stand-up desks have become very popular over the last few years because of the concerns associated with having a sedentary lifestyle. I have a stand-up desk and I drink lots of water all day long. Every 30 minutes I take a push-up break or a pull-up break to get the blood flowing. It keeps me alert for most of the day. It is very important that you use good shoes when using a stand-up desk though because standing all day in bad shoes is very bad for your feet. This could cause Plantar Fasciitis which is a very nagging injury. Also, working outside of work is essential to being healthy. But, only exercising outside the office is not enough.

  62. If you can sit, you can be fit by GoodNewsJimDotCom · · Score: 1
  63. Organised sports. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I play volleyball 3+ times a week and walk the dog 3 times a day. I sit in a desk for as much as 11 hours a day during the week.

    When your workday is long, and I have to walk the dog. I find that the only way I can get any additional exercise is to participate in sport teams. It's way too hard to go to the gym.

    In the summer I cycle to and from work. As well as with the dog to volleyball.

    Good luck.

  64. Here are my tricks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Put a bunch of gear on the desk and edge it off the floor once in a while. This can be done from front, behind, and in the chair as well. Take the stairs, always. If the door is attached sturdily, it is good for some pull-ups, but use some care not to break it. Stand near the door attachment to reduce the strain on the hinges.

    There are inexpensive doodads that are good for desk exercise. Grip strength tools and rubber bands store easily in desk drawers. One of my favorites is Thera-band flexbar. Get the blue one, and you can approximate some challenging curls and other exercises. Be creative. It is worthwhile to do.

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  65. My routine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Find some light ankle weights, a lube of reasonable viscosity, and be sure to have downloaded a few episodes of the Nature Channel on to your smartphone. Attach weights to wrists instead of ankles, apply the lube liberally, find your favorite beast scene and begin wanking furiously whenever you have the chance. I may be pale and gazing from behind thick glasses, but people frequently tell me what strong hands I have and comment on the stunning appearance of my forearms.

    Tip: It is best to replace the sound track of the nature scenes with something like Enya. The voice goes wonderfully with the backside of a rhinoceros or large swamp rat.

  66. Bodyweight Exercises by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is a book by Mark Lauren called 'You Are Your Own Gym: The Bible of Bodyweight Exercises', where you can find many exercises with your own body to stay fit.

  67. Before work by Morky · · Score: 1

    Get up early three times a week and gym, bike, or run. It's difficult to be consistent going to the gym after work, since you may be drained or want to spend time with friends or family. Working out early also energizes you for the day, one you are a bit in shape (just a few weeks to adjust). Also, your workout doesn't need to be more than 30-45 minutes, but you should work out with some intensity, once you have worried up to being able to do so.

  68. Exercise when mentally drained by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For the past 10 years I was entirely career focused, pulling 12+ hour days consistently, volunteering for lots of extra-circular stuff, etc. I gained 75 lbs this way from the end of college (150-->225) as I stopped exercising entirely.

    I'm in my 30s now and I look at a lot of older guys I work with now in their 40s and 50s, and most have a lot of physical health problems. Being obese is only one issue. I realized I didn't want that to be me, and also realized the 12+ hour days had diminishing returns beyond the 9/10 hour mark. I dropped some of the activities I was doing and focused on the ones my management team cared about. The dropped activities probably would help my career longer-term, but would continue to require health sacrifice. Not worth it. Will continue to get good performance reviews by continuing focus on the ones that are important to management. Good, not best performance reviews, also a tradeoff to ensure a healthier lifestyle.

    As a result in the past 9 months, I've lost 40lbs. No crazy plans to follow, no special diets, no rigorous routine, no real changes to my diet, just get myself to the gym 3-5 days a week, pending workload. The secret? Understanding your metabolism. I was consuming approximately the same amount of calories now as I was in college. For somebody exercising 0 days a week, you slowly will gain weight in that calorie range. For somebody exercising 3-5 days a week, you will lose weight in that calorie range.

    All this being said, when do I find the time in the workday to exercise? About the middle of the afternoon, right when lunch starts to settle and you get sleepy. Also about the time your brain needs a breather from the days activities. You can get a cup of coffee to wake up and keep working, or goof off, or just plow through and hope whatever you are doing turns out OK. During this time, I go to the gym. Come back amazingly refreshed both physically and mentally.

    Best of luck finding what works for you.

  69. intraoffice workout by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm a programmer that works and sits typically 50 hours a week on average. I try to get up every 45 minutes to walk around a little bit. I do sets of pushups and leg lifts every few hours, especially before lunch and leaving work. I try to do roughly 100 pushups for each set as fast as possible. It really helps out maintaining my overall body physique.

  70. For me it was easier than I thought by bjdevil66 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Bottom line for many of us: 1) Cut back on the sugar and 2) take breaks from sitting. It really is that simple.

    I'm a developer chained to a computer screen most of the day. Until early last year I was 220-225 lbs. (at 5'11"-6') - your stereotypical, middle-aged, pot-bellied developer dad.

    Then one day last spring, I stopped eating the leftover junk on the snack table at work. Then I started eating eggs for breakfast sometimes, instead of a large bowl of "healthy" cereal. Jerky replaced a crappy hamburger when I didn't pack a lunch. Then I cut way back on the 9PM donut and diet soda runs to Circle K and the 11PM chips and salsa fests. If I had a sweet snack like ice cream, it'd be a scoop or two - not a full bowl of it.

    That's all I changed. No crazy, expensive exercise DVD sets, gym memberships, or "chicken and leaves" diet torture. I just took a little more responsibility for what and how much junk I was eating.

    I was genuinely surprised to see that over the next 3-4 months I dropped to 200-205 lbs, and I've stayed there, ever since. It's a sustainable change that has helped my belly size (I look better and feel a lot better) AND my wallet.

    I also get up and walk around a few times a day. Instead of cigarette breaks, it's walking breaks. I can still think about what I'm working on, and my back and legs feel much better afterwards.

  71. it is very easy by goffster · · Score: 1

    do:
          Exercise 1/2 hour every day.
          Pack your lunch
          Eat foods that are nutritious with large volume

    dont:
          Eat any fast food
          Eat out of open containers
          Consume enough alcohol to make you tipsy

  72. Run or bike to work by Jon+Abbott · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Live close enough to work that you can run or bike to and from work. If it snows or gets icy where you live, get Microspikes for your shoes so you can keep running in the winter. Problem solved!

    1. Re:Run or bike to work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Living close to work makes a huge difference in terms of the amount of free time you have during the mornings and afternoons, not to mention the amount of money you spend every month on gasoline. If you can move closer to work it's always worth it.

  73. Don't sit down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't sit down. That will do a lot.

  74. 3 things by JamesTRexx · · Score: 1

    First started off with Tai Chi, made me fly up the stairs in a couple of weeks even when it was just the start of the 24 routine.
    Then bought a set of kettlebells after reading about using those for strength training.
    Last, got my hand on Convict Conditioning about body weigth training.

    All this makes sure exercise doesn't get boring.

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  75. The little things add up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I work ten hour days in the office throughout most months of the year. What helps me the most--besides working out every other day after work--is walking the office floor a couple times a morning each morning and a couple times each afternoon for ten minutes each time or so. Granted, I'm usually working in larger buildings where there are substantial distances to walk. It actually ends up being productive for work, not just exercise, as people tend to occasionally give useful information if you stop by and see them face to face.

    It may seem goofy but doing some quick work outs in your office, if you're in a smaller office where you can't take a few walks, is helpful. Get up and do some squats or lunges without weights. Just doing a few sets of 12 get your blood flowing and make a substantial difference for the whole day and temporarily wake you up if you're feeling tired.

  76. Ultimate Frisbee by Moof123 · · Score: 1

    Twice a week, ride the bike to work the other days.

    1. Re:Ultimate Frisbee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ultimate is a great team sport for after work. It only requires a park, a disc and a few friends or co-workers. Ladies are welcome, too. Like martial arts, team sport motivates through competition and peer pressure.

  77. Treadmill desk by QuietLagoon · · Score: 1

    Better than just standing, you walk at a very slow 1.5mph pace. It takes a little getting used to, but once you're able to walk and work, it is great!

    1. Re:Treadmill desk by Ol+Biscuitbarrel · · Score: 1

      I bought a Nordictrack of some sort off Craigslist a few months ago; set up a monitor on a table to be eye level in front of me. As it happens this model of treadmill has a shelf that a keyboard sits on perfectly, although now it blocks the treadmill's fan. I also bought a USB numberpad with a spacebar key on its bottom left - I can tap this for Page Down, so I can read text while jogging along; I keep my hands on the handlebars that read your pulse. I set macros for the 1 key to be Page Up, 2 is now Next Track on my media player. Pretty neat setup, I can provide details if anyone's interested.

      Those DIY treadmill desks are really cool, too.

    2. Re:Treadmill desk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I went a similar route and have been doing this for about a week. Up until now I've made an effort to stand at the desk, but being stationary (even shifting my weight from one foot to the other) is somewhat painful towards the end of the day, so I decided walking around would help. The treadmill is hurting my hip a bit, probably because my desk is raised with the help of assorted milk cartons and 2x4 planks and I have to turn at funny angles, but it's a start (and preferable to sitting).

      I followed the instructions at http://www.treadmilldeskdiary.com/setting-up-my-confidence-power-plus-treadmill-for-a-desk/ to convert a sub-$300 treadmill into something friendly for desk walking. It starts off at 0.6mph and is suitable for slow walking, and though the above instructions reduce the physical integrity by removing a key component of the frame, it seems durable enough for a medium-weight person to use safely.

  78. My work routine by skovnymfe · · Score: 1

    I work 90 minute intervals followed by 10 minute breaks. Every break, I find an empty room and I do bending and stretching exercises, and do a couple of push-ups and squats and such. Not only do I keep reasonably fit from these activities alone, but I also find that it refills my energy far better than drinking coffee or coke.

  79. Pushups! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do a set of pushups every time you come back from the bathroom.

  80. Running, tennis, weights, stretching by movdqa · · Score: 2

    Plan is to run 1,000 miles this year. I do weights a few times a week and extended stretching a few times a week. Also 1.5 to 2.5 hours of tennis one to two times a week. It helps to have a fitness center at the office. I also use a fairly low-carb diet. The LiveStrong website has a good calorie tracker - diet is more important than exercise in losing fat. Avoid sugar. Watch the YouTube videos from Lustig on this. Join a support group. The hierarchy of fat loss: Intervals Strength-Training High-intensity cardio Low-intensity cardio The earlier ones are more efficient for fat loss. BTW, you can't out-train a crappy diet.

  81. Join the SCA by Weaselmancer · · Score: 2

    Seriously. Join the SCA.

    About half of us are IT nerds of one stripe or another. We are a society of aging nerds that have to keep in shape to keep doing what we do - swordfighting is very physically taxing. So we have a fairly large support community that works hard to solve this very problem. A good place to start is the Armour Archive. Search the forums for fitness tips, you'll find plenty.

    And if you have motivation problems (we all do somewhat), this SCA is great for fixing that. Nothing in the world will motivate you to get up off the couch and do some situps like knowing Duke So-and-so next weekend is going to pound the ever living crap out of you if you aren't prepared.

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  82. Morning Exercise on Company Time by hydrofix · · Score: 1

    I was surprised to learn that in Japan many workplaces actually organize morning exercise for their employees (video). Even if it is done on the company time, I am pretty sure that if you calculate the benefits to the workplace community, increased productivity (exercise boosts productivity) and healthier employees (even mild exercise has massive health benefits), it actually pays itself off to the employer. I bet it would also be a great motivation for many westerners to get up early to the office for the exercise that they get paid to do, compared to say going to the gym after-work.

  83. Nothing. by pokoteng · · Score: 1

    There's nothing you have to do during work hours, except keeping your workspace ergonomically sound. Standard desk, posture, good chair.

    Then after work or before work, you spend an hour at the gym doing proper strength training and some cardio. I won't repeat other sites as there are many, but mainly dead lifts, squats, bench press, run-as-fast-as-you-can-a-mile. Just remember to keep improving yourself, log what you're doing, and always do a little more than before.

    And that's it. If you get used to it it won't even be an hour, and you do it on alternate days too so it's not like it's every single day. That should not just make you fit, but probably one of strongest people around.

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  84. Masturbate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Masturbate at work, often. It's good cardio, keeps your arms limber (switch up from time to time), and keeps your hand-shaking grip good and firm for those office meetings.

    It's also very good for your morale and overall calmness, which will spread to your co-workers around you and create a feedback loop of contentedness. You will seem to everyone to have it together, you'll get raises and promotions. You'll be great at racket-ball with the execs due to exercising your grip and pump. Eventually you will be made President of the company.

    That's right: Chronic Masturbation will make you the President. That's how I became the President of the Hair Club for Men.
     

  85. Simple Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Get a field job and get out of the office. If this is your first cop-op job then presumably you are a student and relatively young, probably still in your twenties, so it is time to wean yourself off being spoon-fed answers. if you cannot get a job in the field, have sex with a co-worker in the breakroom.

  86. The Biggest Loser competition at work by OutputLogic · · Score: 1

    Last year we had "The Biggest Loser" competition in our office. It's hard to overestimate how effective it was for loosing weight. It lasted for 3 months. Every Friday all the participants got weighted. If the weight increased comparing to the previous week - one paid fine; otherwise one got paid. Every week they published the list of participants with percentage statistics (no absolute weight numbers - just changes). At the end, 3 biggest losers got a nice bonus. This kind of competitive spirit got me into the right mood. I stopped eating all those morning bagels, soft drinks, and started seriously counting calories I consumed. In addition, I went twice a week to 1-hour training classes in the local gym. I used to go to the gym before, but the effectiveness of the group training was much better. At the end I took the 2'nd place, loosing 24 pounds. At I was reasonably athletic before, certainly not overweight. The bottom line: strict eating discipline and regular exercise can definitely solve the problem for office workers who sit all day long.

  87. Stay fit out of the office by CaptainLard · · Score: 1

    A lot of responses so far mention standup desks, doing pushups etc, and even treadmill desks. While these are all great things to do, they may be impractical or just not available, especially in a lab situation. I can't imagine the number of employers willing to spring for a treadmill desk is very large, after all how many of us have been stuck with 4/3 19" monitors for years after widescreen 24" monitors dropped below $200? If that's your situation (like it is for me) then you can always stay fit AFTER work. Give up 2 hours of internet/tv time (notice I put internet first) and join a work/social sports league, a gym on your way home, or clear out your living room and do P90x. All you have to do is stick with it and it will work.

  88. +1 for bodyweight exercises by Tool+Man · · Score: 1

    I'm using Mark Lauren's, "You Are Your Own Gym." No excuses any more, it's about 1/2 hour per day, 4-5 days per week. It's mostly based on using yourself, with what you have around you, so also works when doing the road warrior thing in hotel rooms.

  89. Take 10 minute walk breaks by Doofus · · Score: 1


    Get up from your desk a few times during the day, perhaps once in the morning, once at - or just after - lunchtime, once in the afternoon, and walk briskly for 10 minutes - OUTSIDE.

    Walking lowers blood pressure, reduces stress levels, give you a chance to breathe non-recycled, fresh, or at least fresher, air (depending on where you work), and burns calories.

    Diet is important. But even if your dietary choices are poor, a simple brisk walk of short duration a few times a day will measurably lengthen your life.

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  90. Starve by speedplane · · Score: 1

    I bike back and forth to work when it isn't raining. But I feel that the only way to not get fat at a desk job is basically to skip every meal that your stomach can stomach. It's annoying.

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    1. Re:Starve by mlawrence · · Score: 1

      Excellent idea. I was at a high of 234 pounds for my 5'10" body - obese. I started having as large of a breakfast as I wanted, a smaller lunch and just yougurt for dinner - basically skipping the last meal while still letting my body know it didn't need to kick into survival mode. Over the last four months I have lost 35 pounds - actually just broke the 200 mark for the first time in 15 years yesterday! :) I stopped feeling hungry in the evenings after about a week.

  91. Downtime in lab? Find something useful to do by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I work in an R&D lab, but in between daily tasks there is a lot of downtime, which I spend at my desk, staring at my computer.

    I say this as a manager in an R&D lab:

    I want to hire self motivated people. And co-ops are a great way to end up with a full time position. But I will avoid like the plague people who sit staring at their computer because they weren't told what to do. If you weren't told what to do, ask what to do. If you get no guidance, suggest a side project of your own to work when you don't have other tasks. Failing that, if you're a scientist, find some journal articles and get smarter.

    I wholeheartedly support the effort to get in shape, but I wouldn't start treating on-the-job downtime as an opportunity to engage in extracurricular activity. It might suggest you're not serious about your co-op. I realize you're probably young and think you're doing enough if you're doing what you told, but the people who get ahead are those who motivate themselves.

    Best of luck in your co-op.

    1. Re:Downtime in lab? Find something useful to do by Greg+Merchan · · Score: 1

      Mr. Underbridge is correct.

  92. Cycling and stretching. by DaveSlash · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Bike to work, take stretching brakes.

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    1. Re:Cycling and stretching. by 50000BTU_barbecue · · Score: 5, Funny

      Bike to work, take stretching brakes.

      Stretching brakes sound very dangerous. What if you need to stop suddenly? I'd rather have normal brakes on my bike.

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    2. Re:Cycling and stretching. by pioneerX · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Some V-brakes come with power modulators to stop inexperienced rides from locking the wheels. It's like having stretchy brake cables.

    3. Re:Cycling and stretching. by Runaway1956 · · Score: 0

      On a 500cc "bicycle" that would still be very dangerous. Sticky cables, stretchy cables, any sort of odd behaviour from the cables - not for me!!

      http://cx500forum.com/

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    4. Re:Cycling and stretching. by dindi · · Score: 1

      Not sure anything over 125cc uses cables as a form of actuating brakes. Even my clutch is hydraulic, and it is a 300 2 stroke :)

    5. Re:Cycling and stretching. by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      Hey now! You and your facts make it hard to be a smartass! ;^)

      I could point to my rear drum brakes, and tell you that they aren't hydraulic, but you'd quickly point out that there isn't a cable either. It might be interesting to check the history of bikes, to find out when and where they did use cables for braking systems. Maybe another day, LOL!

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      "Windows is like the faint smell of piss in a subway: it's there, and there's nothing you can do about it." - Charlie Br
    6. Re:Cycling and stretching. by datavirtue · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The 30-30 rule: After 30 minutes of sitting you must get up for at least 30 seconds and stretch. Look up ergonomics for the office and practice good eating habits. I recently sat with an ergonomics expert and nutritionist. I was feeling dead at the end of the day--taking naps when I got home--and generally run down and old. At 34 I knew this wasn't right so I brought it up to him. He said I was running out of gas because I wasn't eating enough! I was essentially starving myself by only eating twice a day which was preventing me from losing weight (I work out at the gym 2-3 times a week) and it was making me feel dead. As soon as I started eating small protein rich meals every two hours with a cutoff of 7pm per his recommendations I came to life instantly. He said It would make me feel like crap the first week or two but it didn't. I started dropping weight immediately, visiting the restroom more often and I felt like and still feel like a warrior. Complete change. He told me that everyone who works in an office sits wrong, far too long, and they eat horrible diets. Stay away from fast food and heavy meals all together. Don't forget to hit the gym or strap on the running shoes a few times a week!

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    7. Re:Cycling and stretching. by TClevenger · · Score: 2

      As soon as I started eating small protein rich meals every two hours with a cutoff of 7pm per his recommendations I came to life instantly.

      Can you give me an example of what a day's worth of meals would be like for you?

    8. Re:Cycling and stretching. by schn · · Score: 1

      6 minute steaks from 7am to 7pm every 2 hours

    9. Re:Cycling and stretching. by shoutingloudly · · Score: 1

      Yes, second this request.

    10. Re:Cycling and stretching. by odysseus_complex · · Score: 2

      I agree that biking to work is a great way to wake up in the morning and the endorphins and adrenalin from riding home is a great stress reliever in the evening (you can also use it as an excuse if you don't want to stay late in the day for a meeting if you don't want to drive home in the dark).

      Additionally I've started doing push-ups every hour on the hour that I'm at work; it's a good complement to the bike riding (works your upper body), it gets you off your butt for a minute or two and exercises the core muscles.

    11. Re:Cycling and stretching. by thebeige · · Score: 0

      Mmmm, steaks

    12. Re:Cycling and stretching. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not that poster, but I spread my food out across the day:
      8:30 Apple or pear
      10:30 6 oz. Greek yogurt
      12:30 salad bar with multiple types of lean protein (eat 8 oz of it now and ...)
      2:30 ... remaining 4 oz. of salad bar with lean protein
      4:30 6 oz. Greek yogurt
      7:00 fruit and veggie smoothie with yogurt and soy milk
      8:30 thick cracker with turkey pepperoni and cheese (aka smart man's pizza)

      i also drink two large containers of water throughout the day to keep my pee clear and just so you know I'm not a health Nazi, I usually drink two cups of coffee per day. I would probably sleep better if I stopped eating earlier or nixed the coffee. c'est la vie :) BTW I don't feel "like a champion" like the previous poster, but I feel good enough. I don't feel like sleeping when I get home. I have been losing ~1 pound per week since I migrated to this routine. In 19 weeks at this pace, I'll be at my target weight (170 lbs). I'm 38, at 187 pounds.

    13. Re:Cycling and stretching. by eneville · · Score: 0

      You shouldn't stretch your breaks, your manager will dock your pay.

  93. duck hunting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Insist on discipline in following hunting laws and giving the area a rest between hunts. Undisciplined hunters can ruin a good waterfowl area.

  94. Simplest + easiest = yoga by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm a former competitive powerlifter and have run many marathons, but lately I've been doing simple 10-20 minutes yoga routines from YouTube and I'm amazed by the results. I don't buy the whole spiritual+breathing blah blah about yoga, but the stretching + flexing is giving muscle tone almost equal to going to the gym to several hours per week. Plus I just feel good after doing it.

  95. Squat! by l00sr · · Score: 1

    If you decide to start weight training, get this book, learn how to squat correctly, and do it.

  96. from another chemical engineer by Rudisaurus · · Score: 1

    I spend my life at a desk. My recommendation: find a class -- any class -- to join in on. It'll be much easier to stay motivated than going to the gym by yourself, you'll meet a few people (depending on the context, don't expect them to want to socialize, however), and it'll give you something to do with your time other than work. The class thing is important: there's a herd psychology that keeps motivating you to attend and to exert yourself during class.

    I've been doing karate for about 20 years now plus other fitness classes after work plus yoga either during my lunch hour or also after work. All have a great deal to offer and are to some extent complementary with one another. All are things you can do with your special other -- a big plus for me.

    Good luck with it!

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  97. Pr0n by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

    Watching myfreecams will keep you awake and your blood pressure at a healthy level... It will also get you fired, but you will be healthy.

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  98. Biking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I commute by bike a minimum of 3 days a week. Saves gas money, and is a great way to burn pent-up energy at the end of a frusterating day.

  99. Re:At 44 with the same 30-inch belt size I had in by djsmiley · · Score: 1

    1. Wrong.
    2. Why - see 1.
    3. Correct there.... or at least more than once ever,.
    4. but you do right?

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  100. Use Workrave by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It reminds to get up, exercise, turn your head from the screen and also blink occasionally. I use it to the irritation of my boss who wonders why I keep getting up every 20 minutes to exercise instead of keeping my but motionless and my eyes plastered to the monitor like the drone worker that I am.

    It's free and runs on GNU/Linux as well as Windows, http://www.workrave.org.

  101. take the stairs by roc97007 · · Score: 2

    I live excuse me, work, in the top floor of my building. I try to take the stairs whenever I need to go up any floors. (Up only. Not down, because it hurts my knees.) I also have a hand exerciser on my desk that I use if my hands aren't occupied (on the phone, etc). It serves double duty as an exercise tool and stress reducer. When the weather is good I take walks at lunch, and when it's bad there's always walks around the building.

    I had back trouble a few years ago. I set my watch to beep once an hour, which was my signal to get up and stretch and walk around a bit. It really helped.

    And, I have a dog, so I'm obligated to go for walks when I get home, which is also a stress reducer.

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  102. Step 1, measure by swillden · · Score: 3, Informative

    Since you're worried about losing fitness, gaining weight, etc., -- which is great, most people don't start to think about it until after it becomes a problem -- and since you're an engineer, I suggest the first thing you should do is to begin measuring and tracking relevant stats. Anything worth doing is worth quantifying and plotting on graphs, of course :-)

    Read (or skim) The Hacker's Diet. Whether or not you agree with its particular approach to weight management, it does a good job of instilling the idea that your body is just another piece of equipment that you can engineer. You can't redesign it, but you can set up negative feedback control loops that keep it in the configuration that you want it to be, and the first step is to measure and track so you have hard numbers that represent your state and trend.

    This doesn't have to be difficult. In fact there are a lot of free on-line resources to make it very easy. Google will find you plenty more, but I'll give you the ones I use.

    For overall weight and activity tracking I use http://fitbit.com/ It works best if you buy the $100 Fitbit pedometer/activity tracker and the $130 Aria Wifi-enabled scale (see how the website can be free, without ads?) but you can do it just by entering your numbers daily. Just weigh yourself every morning and take 15 seconds to record it (or if you have the Aria, just weigh yourself and the numbers show up on the web site). You can also track your exercise activities, your measurements (e.g. chest, belly, biceps, etc.) and whatever else you want, and the web site will give you nice graphs. If you get the Fitbit, or another pedometer whose measurements you'll have to enter manually, you'll have that measure of your activity level as well.

    If you run, or cycle, etc., http://endomondo.com/ is a great tool for tracking those. Endomondo provides iOS and Android apps for your phone, and you can connect your Endomondo and Fitbit accounts, so when you go out for a run or a ride and track it with your phone, the activity automatically shows up on your Fitbit log. If you like you can also get a bluetooth heart rate monitor which the Endomondo app will use to log your heart rate.

    Another key metric is food intake, but that's a lot more work. Fitbit provides food logging, but it sucks because it has a lousy food database. However http://myfitnesspal/ provides an excellent database which makes it easy to find whatever you eat, and the phone app includes a barcode scanner which makes it even easier for packaged foods. Oh and myfitnesspal integrates with Fitbit, too. Honestly, though, unless you're working towards a specific weight gain/loss goal, and you are pretty dedicated about it, logging your food is too much work.

    Anyway, armed with measurements, plotted on charts, with trendlines you can see where you're at and where you're going, which enables you to see if there's something you need to be concerned about and to take charge if there is. If you want to make a change, just decide what you think would help and start doing it, then monitor your trends over a few weeks to see if it does. If not, or if not enough, tweak a bit more. Continue adjusting whatever knobs seem appropriate and observing the results until you are where you want to be -- or if maintaining is your goal, just keep doing what you're doing unless the trend lines show movement that you don't want.

    The key to making the "measured lifestyle" work is making the measurements easy, automatic and habitual.

    Oh, one other tool I've found helpful for goal achievement is http://beeminder.com./ It integrates with fitbit.com (and some other sites) and also provides SMS and/or e-mail reminders, as well as pretty graphs. Most importantly, though, Beeminder provides incentive. You can make a "pledge" to achieve a parti

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    1. Re:Step 1, measure by dreeves · · Score: 1

      Holy cow, thanks so much for the awesome Beeminder plug! You said it better than we do. :)

      Can we steal your "Engineer yourself" as a tagline?

    2. Re:Step 1, measure by swillden · · Score: 1

      On one condition... promise me you'll do some performance tuning on your site! :-)

      I'm guessing it's an AppEngine app that directly uses the (slow) Google data stores. If so, you need to put a caching layer in front of the data store and let updates of the backing store happen asynchronously. If it's not an AppEngine app, there's some other performance-related problem, because any action that does an update is painfully slow.

      Other than that, thanks for a great tool!

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    3. Re:Step 1, measure by dreeves · · Score: 1

      Ugh, yeah, we're getting crushed by the new year's resolutions rush (good problem to have). But, well, it's mostly own idiocy, of course. We're actually Rails and Mongo, not AppEngine. (If you're curious about anything else in our stack, weusethat.com/beeminder.)

      Thanks so much for the nudge on this! We're digging into Mongo performance tuning now...

    4. Re:Step 1, measure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great advice - thank you! =D

  103. Crossfit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Best exercise program I have encountered with a fantastic community built around it.

  104. Re:At 44 with the same 30-inch belt size I had in by Hadlock · · Score: 1

    2. cutting out simple sugars/carbs makes it vastly easier to cut calories out of your diet. minimizing carbs (basically anything at 7-11, as it has a shelf life of about five years) and maximizing fats/protein means that your calorie density is going to be much lower, it will take longer to digest, and in general, you'll feel full longer. simple carbs is like eating high octane jet fuel for running marathons, and then sitting on the couch. you don't burn it so your body converts it to fat while you type passive aggressive emails to your boss and coworkers
     
    at the end of the day if you want to lose weight, calories in calories out, but smart dieting makes this a lot less painful. if you decide to diet using only multivitamins and cans of coke, you're going to be starving all the time with wild mood swings due to your blood sugar spiking every couple of hours.

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  105. Every time we meet - it is all about motivation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Every time we meet (I have 3 partners in crime) at work, regardless of where it is in the office, we each have to do 10 pushups. It gets most interesting when we happen to meet all at the same time - then I have to do 30. We have strict rules (honour system) and make fun of each other if we think they are being broken leveraging photos, wall of shame, talk smack about each other (on topic but everything goes) etc - all in good taste of course.

    I find this motivates me to do 10 pushups at home every day that I don't work and my daughter (5) has also started doing pushups with me which means I have to do home set on workdays as well.
    It also motivates me to not use elevators at work.
    I will have a hard time not cycling to work next cycling season. The shame will be intolerable.

    We have a lot of fun and something to talk about. Our company tolerates and likes quirky cool stuff. I also fly a toy helicopter on the job -.learning since xmas. Motivation is what is needed to succeed. It doesn't really matter what tickles your fancy. The group of people participating is slowly expanding as they figure out what we are up to so I have to figure out how to handle exponential growth in terms of set management.

    The "strict" rules are:
    Every time we meet - virtual meetings such as video conferencing and planned sneaking up on others applauded.
    Max 4 sets per pair (so with 3 partners I can end up with up to 12 sets of 10 reps in a day, thus far the record for me is 7 sets)
    30 minutes latency (per individual)
    Only in the office buildings - including reception areas and restaurants
    The set size is 10. If you mess with that you are disqualified and have to repeat. One guy tried under the old system (where we did 1 set per day) to catch up with 40 reps in a single set but was promptly disqualified for not taking a break of even 1 second to delineate - he elected to do another "proper set" in an feeble attempt to avoid being accused of cheating (which he was and rightly so).

  106. Dancing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Combines physical exercise with close to no risk of injury, is mentally challenging as it combines music, movement and another human being. And that is before you get into moving different parts of your body to different rhythms within the music, while gently suggesting (my wife wishes) moving different parts of the other body to even more rhythms within the music. All that according to the differing styles and techniques of the 5-10 "ballroom" dances, and if you're still bored you can pick up Salsa, Breakdance (high risk of injury!), Tango, whatever.

    Oh, and hot girls (or guys, whatever your cup of tea is).

  107. Why stay fit? by 32771 · · Score: 0

    Seeing how you work in a chemistry lab, trying to die of a heart attack instead of cancer seems to be the better way out. Maybe you shouldn't do anything other than maybe walking to the coffee machine occasionally.

    Some people in my family suffer from cancer and they had a mining (Wismut AG) or chemistry background. While you can survive cancer for a while and the people around you have enough time to say goodbye, you might not have to fight for that long when dieing from a heart attack.

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  108. Re:Any kind of heart rate raising activity will wo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > get up early and ride a bike

    +1. Riding a bike is a very good cardio exercise. Much easier on your knees.

    Plus you'll save money on gas by not driving to work anymore.

  109. P90X/Insanity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm a SW engineer and have to sit at my desk all day. I used to be reasonably fit (still a slight paunch) when I decided to take up the Insanity workout series. It was hard at first, but then I got addicted to it. The fact that it has a calendar made me stick to the plan owing to the engineer mentality to stick to schedules. I now am in the best shape of my life. Once Insanity was done, I took up P90X, which was great too.
    Once your body gets into the habit of regular exercise, you'll find it hard to give it up (you'll feel uneasy if you don't work out).
    Also you have to find the activity that YOU find interesting; for example, I get easily bored with running. For me it was swimming, which I love and is a great whole-body workout.

  110. ride your bike to work by johnrpenner · · Score: 1

    done it for ten years — love it, and feel better all the time.
    (yes, summer AND winter)

    j

  111. Masturbate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Masturbate regularly at the office. Great work out - good for the heart, etc. Not so good for your social life at the office, but whatever ...

  112. Back in my day... by CFBMoo1 · · Score: 1

    We duct taped two 21" CRT's or two old HP Laserjets to a bar and did sets!

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  113. Tai Chi and Qi Gong by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

    Find a teacher in your area. Take a few classes a week for several months.

    There's a lot you can do, even in a sitting position, that will dramatically improve your health and get and keep you fit.

    Plus, it's fun.

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    1. Re:Tai Chi and Qi Gong by xanadu113 · · Score: 1

      I will 2nd the Qi Gong comment, I learned it and it's worked wonders for me...

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  114. True Story time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Around two years ago I worked in a remote field office of a big company. Alongside me were hundreds of engineers, technicians, electricians, mechanical guys, you name it. Most of the time everything was just fine, with no real issues.

    One day a new electrical engineer arrived on the scene. He was maybe 6' (give or take an inch) and lean and mean. He was an Aikido guy, and soon began teaching people after hours.

    The guy had kind of a douchey attitude, always stalking the halls like the Terminator hunting for Sarah Connor. He scowled a lot and generally played the Hard Man routine for all it was worth.

    One day he cornered me in the work canteen. I stand a hair over 6' 4 1/2" and weigh ~270 lb. He seemed to be offended by this, even though I'm not in any way a fighter, and I don't work out or train in anything.

    He demanded to know if I did any of that martial arts shit, so I told him I had a black belt in running away. That offended him even more, and from then on he sneered and smirked whenever he saw me.

    Like I gave a fuck.

    Anyhoo, one night a couple months later I was in a local bar having a quiet drink. Actually, quite a lot of them, because I drink too much. Nevertheless, I was happy, when in walked Mr. Aikido and his Dojo Posse. Some of them were guys I was formerly friendly with, but had now assumed the Hard Man mantle of their sensei.

    Still, I minded my own business like always, reading a magazine and drinking some more, but - you guessed this was coming, right - Mr. Aikido stomped up and snatched the magazine away, throwing it across the room. He shoved his face close to mine and said "Run away."

    So I stood up and made to leave, because I'd drunk too much already and it was past my bedtime.

    This caused Mr. Aikido no end of amusement and also disgust, so he pushed me into a table. When I regained my balance and turned to face him, he punched me really fucking hard in the guys.

    Christ it hurt, and I doubled over, winded. Then I puked all over him, because, you know, it's never a great idea to punch a fully-laden drunk in the guts at the end of the night.

    As you can imagine, this did not please Mr. Aikido, so he gave me a smack in the head that was so hard it made me remember where I'd left my spare car key back in 1998, the one I'd not been able to find.

    So my gut feels like it's been ruptured and I'm sure my brain is falling out through the new hole in the side of my skull, so I did the only thing I could do. I fell on him.

    And he was fucked, because as fast and strong and honed and skilled as he was, all of that shit, I weighed half as much again as he did, and I squashed him to the floor.

    While we're down there he starts trying to knee me in the nuts, and I realized that if he was successful I'd be in big trouble, so I did the only other thing I could do. I smashed my forehead down on his nose as hard as I could. I pretended his face was a pillow and I was about to go to sleep.

    It hurt me, but it hurt him way more. I felt the bones in his nose crush and I think I heard his cheekbone crack, but then again I was pretty fucked up myself at this point.

    But that was the end of that. He was out for the night.

    The bar owner came and helped me up, because I was a good customer who'd probably paid off his boat for him, and he shoved me out the front door and into the back seat of a truck. Next thing I know I wake up on my kitchen floor at home and it's morning.

    Mr. Aikido spent a couple days in hospital and was away from work for a few weeks. When he came back he avoided me, then after a while he was gone. Transferred out, I was told.

    The first moral of this True Story is that it doesn't fucking matter how 1337 are your m4d sk1llz if a huge vomiting drunk falls and pins you to the floor and smashes your fucking face in. The second moral is don't be a fucking douche.

    1. Re:True Story time. by El+Rey · · Score: 2

      Doesn't sound like an Aikido guy. Aikido is not a percussive art. There are no punches or kicks in Aikido.

      Also, Ueshiba was all about peace and harmony, not about being a douche like this guy.

    2. Re:True Story time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot to start your letter off with "Dear Penthouse Forum..."

    3. Re:True Story time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gotta be honest, most self-professed "Aikido Guys" I've met in my life have been cuntbags like GP post describes - anecdotal... but when the dozen or so "Aikido Guys" i've met in my life have universally fit the pattern... starts looking a little suspicious for a training method that's all about "peace and harmony," wouldn't you say?

      I don't know if they're *actually* doing "good" aikido, or just full of shit... but Aikido, among the martial arts, seems to have a disproportionate number of self-anointed "badass" adherents who love nothing more than to talk about how hard they are and how they'll fuck someone up for looking the wrong way at them.

    4. Re:True Story time. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you have Aikido confused with Cobra Kai.

      It's an understandable mistake to make, though, what with the whole 'sweep the leg' thing...

    5. Re:True Story time. by El+Rey · · Score: 2

      When I was in middle school I studied with Aikido guys who traced their lineage back to Koichi Tohei. Those guys were the totally hippie peace and harmony guys. The post-WWII styles of Aikido reflect the spiritual awakening Ueshiba had during the war.

      The pre-WWII styles of Aikido were "rougher" but any Japanese art that pays attention to bushido
      should be teaching the morality of using these arts for other than defense. Unfortunately too many folks these days seem to think morality doesn't exist anymore.

      Maybe there are just some bad dojos where you are at. If my sensei heard about any of his students doing shit like that he would kick them out of the school, but we are a very traditional school in that respect.

      Sorry to hear you have had such bad experiences with Aikido practitioners who don't understand the spirit of the art or the spirit of bushido in general.

    6. Re:True Story time. by 1s44c · · Score: 1

      It's great to hear of a slimeball getting beaten down a peg or fifty.

      I used to work with a true sociopath as a team leader, he got a good man fired and spread lies about a few others before it became obvious that he was making up stories. He got himself fired but left a great deal of damage behind. He was also fairly senior in Aikido.

    7. Re:True Story time. by 1s44c · · Score: 1

      Doesn't sound like an Aikido guy. Aikido is not a percussive art. There are no punches or kicks in Aikido.

      Also, Ueshiba was all about peace and harmony, not about being a douche like this guy.

      My guess is that Mr Douchebag wasn't following the teachings of Morihei Ueshiba too closely. I know from personal experience that Aikido students, even senior ones, can be bad people.

      Martial arts are like religions and buffets, people take what they want and forget the rest.

    8. Re:True Story time. by 1s44c · · Score: 1

      I don't know if they're *actually* doing "good" aikido, or just full of shit... but Aikido, among the martial arts, seems to have a disproportionate number of self-anointed "badass" adherents who love nothing more than to talk about how hard they are and how they'll fuck someone up for looking the wrong way at them.

      I've noticed the same with Aikido but also with other martial arts. My guess is that martial arts appeal strongly to those that desire power over others. But I won't dismiss the possibility that having supposed power over other people turns decent people into jerks.

    9. Re:True Story time. by ooglek · · Score: 1

      Bwahahaha excellent and epic post!!!

  115. Just have your heart attack early by SpankyDaMonkey · · Score: 1

    High stress job, desk based, and as it gets busy you work longer hours and you eat more crap because that's all the corporate vending machines sell at stupid o'clock of the day alongside toxic waste cunningly disguised as coffee.

    So do what I did, smoke, drink, don't exercise and end up in hospital after 5 minor heart attacks and have 5 stents fitted.

    I'm now an ex-smoker, I'm still overweight so that's the next challenge. 30 minutes a day walking and a packed lunch are the targets to fix that for this year.

  116. Try some raw foods by xanadu113 · · Score: 1

    Try some raw foods... organic vegan.. I'm not saying GO raw/vegan, just incorporate some organic raw vegan foods in addition to the foods you normally eat. Walk as much as possible. Drink more water.

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  117. Ballroom Dancing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am a lifelong coder. Many years ago I suffered a very painful neck injury working on a laptop extended hours. 1+ yrs of physical therapy, acupuncture, chiropractor didn't do very much at all to fix the problem. Then I started taking ballroom dance classes 3 times per week after work and within 3 months I never had any more neck pain. Ever!

    If it's something you may enjoy, ballroom dancing (or other forms of dance) may help correct or maintain your body posture with many other side benefits including making new friends, developing social and presentation skills, and can even help make you smarter.

  118. Easy by hduff · · Score: 1

    Step away from the Snickers!

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  119. Desk Peddler? by dsands1 · · Score: 1

    How about a desk peddler that controls power to your monitor? You have keep the cadence above x RPMs or the monitor shuts off. Pedal faster, it comes back on. You'd need:

    1. Desk Peddler with a...
    2. Cadence Monitor hooked up to a...
    3. Programmable RPM Switch

    Hook the switch inline on your computer monitor's power cable and start pedaling!

    Imagine if companies installed these under each desk in the office. And... imagine if they were hooked up to a battery that charged from your pedaling and powered your monitor and computer?

    I'm not drunk... I promise!

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  120. You're a chemical engineer, Mr Jekyll... by storkus · · Score: 1

    ...so become Mr. Hyde!

  121. How to stay fit in the office? Get out of it! by MoxFulder · · Score: 1

    I work in a "sea of cubicles" at a large tech company. When I have an hour or two of downtime, I get out of it. I go for an 8-10 mile run nearly every day, and have got it down so I be back at my desk in just about 1.5 hours if need be, though it's a bit of a rush. I get out into the nearby countryside, clear my mind, see the scenery, and exercise my body... it's tremendously restorative in many ways, and I believe it significantly enhances my productivity.

    If you have work rules that require you to be always reachable/emailable/pagerable... push back against 'em or come to some agreement with your boss or another employee who can cover for you. I feel that it's beneficial to my mental health to be totally disconnected for an hour or two a day, and I think that the contrary expectation of many modern workplaces is unnatural and ultimately very bad for morale and productivity.

  122. Don't go out to lunch every day. And walk. by Beeftopia · · Score: 1

    1) Don't go out to lunch with the crew everyday. Don't hit the FatBurger five days a week, even though it feels good. The damnable thing is, to get plugged into the company culture and know what's going on, doing lunch is important. It's important for networking. So... what do you do? Might just have to eat salads, or small servings and have the real lunch back at your desk or some such.

    2) Keep the vending machine runs, and the lattes and hot chocolates to a minimum. FYI, mixing hot chocolate and coffee is pretty fab. Don't do it all the time.

    3) Walk. Seriously. Thirty minutes a day like 3 times a week is my goal. Ninety minutes of walking a week. Is there something magical about this number? It seems doable to me. Park far away from the building (doesn't apply if you're in a bad area and might get mugged as a result).

    If you take in more calories than you burn, you're going to become a big ol' marshmallow.

  123. Christ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Exercis, jesus christ...

  124. 3 suggestions by CoolGopher · · Score: 1

    This is what I'm currently doing:

    At work: Use a sit/stand height-adjustable desk. Some days I sit, some days I (mostly) stand, some days I grab a bar stool from the kitchen and do something in between. Having the flexibility to do whatever feels best at the time is a huge win.

    To/from work: I'm fortunate enough to be within walking distance, so while I catch the train to work in the morning (to get in on time without having to get up too early), I typically walk home. It takes about 45 minutes at a semi-brisk pace, which for me strikes a good balance between getting some fresh air / light exercise, and time spent.

    Outside work: Martial arts, Aikido to be precise. As someone already mentioned, the martial arts have many things of interest to the geek mindset - it all comes down to optimizing your body/movements. A lot of the traits that make geeks good developers are of value here, such as problem solving (a combat situation is really just a physics problem to be solved), perseverance to keep at it while feeling like you're getting nowhere (chasing obscure bugs, anyone?), and of course the basic desire to understand how things work and through that get in control.

    Also, when I'm geeking out at home I have a sit/stand desk there too, though I'm trying to reduce the amount of time I spend at the computer. Currently I've taken to doing a bit of wood work to make my own weapons for my aiki training, and am enjoying that a lot.

  125. Get a treadmill desk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    either build one yourself or buy one from treaddesk or so.

    I'm walking 2 to 3 hours while hacking, it keeps me well enough in shape that I do other sports strictly for fun.

    I wouldn't want to miss it. Can't imagine to sit all day any longer - yuck!

    Be aware that you can't walk/stand the whole day, so you either need a height-adjustable desk and a hard treadmill like the treaddesk one, or you need two desks, which is the better solution, in my eyes.

  126. Posting on this a bit late, but here is what I do. by taxman_10m · · Score: 1

    I eat a salad at lunch and then take a walk for my remaining lunch time. Salad isn't the funnest lunch, but it's only one meal a day and after you do it for a week or two you get used to it.

  127. Common sense by WinstonWolfIT · · Score: 1

    You're doubtlessly hearing from everyone who is feeling good physically, as am I.

    I bike to and from the train station, and take three 15 minute walks during my workday.. It works out to 2 to 2.5 hours sitting before getting up and moving and breathing. Also, pull any strings needed to get a good supportive chair that works for you. I started four months ago, and have dropped 30lbs and am now physically incapable of eating like I used to. It sort of gains momentum and on my most recent rated difficult hike, I was doing 40-degree sustained climbs while my heart was constant at about 110.

    Sometimes small non-strenuous changes can have a dramatic cumulative effect.

  128. Cycle by MrL0G1C · · Score: 1

    Save money, get fit, avoid lateness, be lazy, just cycle to work and back, simple solution. And eat lots of fruit'n'veg and cut down on salt, sugar and sat'fat if you have to, good health isn't complicated.

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  129. Simple things to do in the office.... by voodoo+cheesecake · · Score: 1

    Keep a set of dumbbells by your desk and use them to boost blood flow to your brain when you need to think harder.

    Grab a stool that is the same height as your chair so you can alternate stretching your legs while in front of your keyboard.

    Get fresh air often!

  130. Use the stairs by halcyon1234 · · Score: 1

    Do you work in a multi-floor office? Good. Whenever you need to go to the bathroom, walk up the stairs to the furthers floor from you. (If you work on a high-numbered floor, walk DOWN to the furthers washroom, then back up).

    It's a bit of a hike to use the washroom, but a good excuse for some exercise. If you want to step up your game, eat bran and beans for lunch.

  131. Stuck in a cubicle? by PPH · · Score: 1

    Here are some ideas about staying fit in confined spaces.

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  132. It's simple: eat healthy/exercise like every1 else by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't think IT/technology workers are the only ones who spend all day at a desk.

    Standing desks...bit of a fad, and have been shown to not really help that much

    I have a few simple guidelines:
    1. Exercise 3 times a week for an hour: for me it's easiest to do Bootcamp 6-7am three times a week: exercise after work didn't work because I often work late
    2. Don't eat too much / too much crap food: I still eat a lot (and shamefully fast food more often than I should) - but give yourself enough eating time to figure out if you're full before you get the next food

    That's all I've had to do and it works for me. I've never been a snacker on sugary foods though, so perhaps that's an advantage: if ur chewing down on donuts, lollies or cake regularly then reducing that is probably your only option (our metabolism a do slow down as we age; it might not just be the sedentariness of the job being the issue.

  133. blow up... by crutchy · · Score: 1

    ...doll

  134. Fencing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've had good luck with fencing (foil, epee, and sabre) I love the sport so the exercise is a secondary thing. I was never able to stick with working out in a gym for more than about a year. After 4 years of fencing, my resting heart rate is 48 now and I've lost 40 lbs. I'm in better shape at 42 than I was in my 20s. I also do martial arts one day a week and weight lift twice a week focusing on compound movements like squats, dead lifts, power cleans, and bench press. But the fencing is the fun part, the rest I do just to get better at fencing. If you want to get fast, strong, and coordinated try fencing.

  135. Really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Asking for fitness advise on /.

    Are you fucking kidding?

  136. Re:Tai Chi or QiGong. Also, getting coffee :-) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And going to the furthest away toilet, preferably involving climbing stairs. Personally I add a gratuitous 5 flights of stairs to every trip to the toilet.

  137. go the gym, dummy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you're a grad student, go to the gym. It's free, it's a good break from studying, and there are lots of incredibly attractive women there. Those three things should be reason enough for any grad student to do anything.

  138. Office Yoga by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I used to go to a yoga studio but don't have the time or money for that now. I have really enjoyed Yoga Journal magazine's free 15 episode Office Yoga series of videos and reminder emails. Less than 30 minutes to do the whole set and some great exercises to ward off carpal tunnel.
    http://www.yogajournal.com/officeyoga/

  139. Alternate day fasting and a bit of exercise by Attila · · Score: 1

    I'm in my mid forties. My doc told me a couple of years ago that I was just a little overweight but that I was going to have problems in ten years if I didn't lose some.

    I lost 30 pounds in 2011 by just eating less but found it extremely difficult to not "cheat." I finally hit a plateau 10 pounds short of my goal and in the first half of 2012 I put 5 pounds back on. It was a real struggle; I felt I was constantly depriving myself.

    Last September I started alternate day fasting, not so much to lose weight but for the potential longterm health benefits. Compared to constantly watching how much I eat, this is relatively easy since I feel like I'm only depriving myself for a single day and I feel rewarded every other day. On my fasting days I eat just 600 calories which requires planning, but on my eating days I can pretty much eat what I want without guilt or lasting negative consequences (I find I can't pig out like I used to anyway).

    I lost the 5 pounds I gained at the start of 2012, hit the plateau again for a couple of weeks, then lost another 5 pounds. I was still 5 pounds short of my goal but I was happy at that weight. My doc was too. I crave healthier foods now on my eating days and my sense of smell is stronger, to the point that a lot of junk food I used to like now smells and tastes terrible and I have no desire to eat it.

    On top of that, I discovered it was easy to get back onto my schedule after vacations and holidays, so I let myself go over Christmas when I was constantly around family and food, put on 8 pounds, got back on my schedule after New Year's and have since lost 4 pounds. I really feel I'm now in control of my weight.

    For exercise, I started walking home from the train station after work a few years ago. 20 minutes of walking every weekday isn't enough, of course, so I started walking to the station in the morning as well (every work day, even through the long Canadian winter). I also set a daily reminder in Outlook to get up and move and -- whenever it pops up -- I jog up and down four floors in my office building, then snooze the reminder for an hour. I can't always get up when it goes off, but it sits there on the screen until I can take a break. Again, it's not a lot of exercise but it's more than I did before, and I discovered after injuring my foot and taking a break from my little jogs that even with the fasting I need that little bit of exercise to maintain my metabolism and lose weight.

    Finally, I needed to do something for activity in the evenings and on weekends, so I set up hourly reminders on my Ubuntu workstation at home (alarm-clock.pseudoberries.com), the idea being if I'm not at my workstation I'm already moving around (or, if I'm watching TV with the family, I get up at the end of each show). I haven't found the perfect exercise plan yet, but currently what works for me is lifting weights (three to eight reps, only one set, arms one week, chest and back the other week) on eating days, then 20 situps and morning glories (with weights) on non-eating days. It's about five minutes out of every hour... not likely the best plan for serious bodybuilding, but I am looking better and feeling great, I'm moving, my blood pressure dropped to a healthy level, and most of all I find it fairl

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  140. Breaks, cycling, right ergonomical setup by drolli · · Score: 1

    a) use an ergonomical setup, chair,table,monitor in the right hight. use a separable keyboard, if you use a laptop.

    b) Breaks. when i worked in the lab i usually had 12h work days. Important for long work days: at least 2 bigger breaks, with a meal and a small walk around the building. (every three-four hours). (in the case of my work it happened that there often was a 4h break due to some instrument/measurement, which i used to cycle 10km to the next town, have dinner or go to the movie theater, and return).

    c) If your measurent allows, you can also stand up and walk for a few minutes in the lab. Look at the hardware of your measurement (i more often than expected got an idea or found a problem by standing up from the computer)

    d) Drink water, not soft drinks (and if the vending machines only sell soft drinks, take care to hake a big bollt of water with you). Buy fruits instead of relying on the sweets from the vending machine

    e) No alkohol. Hard work and Alkohol together are not good for your mental state. I have seen peoples mental state deteriorate strongly.

    f) if you feel mental side effects, reduce your workload and try to do more with other people. A depression or similar wont help your work and it has bad side effects on your physical health.

    g) Plan your measurments a little, if possible. If possible automate.

  141. Crunches by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I like to do crunches. I can do 1000 now.

  142. Replace lunch with an outing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I too work in an R&D lab and had the same concern. One of the bathrooms in the building has a small locker room for those who bike to work. I decided to use it to change into "exercise" clothes at lunch to go jogging or walking. If you don't have a locker room, use your office instead, if you have neither, a toilet stall should work ok as well.. I find when I'm spending the day at my desk or in the lab toiling over some tech to save the world, taking a break a lunch is not only a good idea to clear the mind for a bit, but also to keep my body fit. Eat lunch at your desk when you get back. Has worked great for me for years.

  143. One word... by briancox2 · · Score: 1

    Kegels!

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  144. Exersice in the office. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Take a walk around the parking lot or street during your breaks. Also google "prison workout" you will find some exercises you can do with little or no weight, in a confined space.

  145. Screw it !!! by BosstonesOwn · · Score: 1

    Just pray for the inevitable heart attack and hope it kills you. Life inside the tiny walls that are a cubicle sucks! Even the prison work out doesn't help ! I happily wait for my demise !

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  146. Advice: Cut the B.S. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is gonna be modded-down and buried, as its intentionally aggrandizing. I've overcome obesity; It's what I needed to hear.

    STOP BEING A FUCKING PUSSY. YOU SERIOUSLY CANT DO 30 MINUTES OF EXERCISE A DAY BECAUSE OF YOUR JOB? NO ITS BECAUSE YOU LACK DISCIPLINE. DONT FUCKING TALK ABOUT YOGA OR JOGGING EITHER: THAT SHITS FOR RICH WHITE WOMEN LOOKING TO FILL THEIR SCHEDULE WITH CRAP.

    Recommended: Pull ups, Dips, and sprints. If you can't do these in your present state: start with inverted rows, push ups, and a mile long run. Avoid the aisles of the supermarket (and save some cash). 30 minutes a day. Push yourself; If you get nauseated you can skip a day.

  147. Create a "Jump to Conclusions" mat. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxuTyXQHqkI

  148. This one is easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here's what NOT to do. DON'T go home and sit on the couch and watch TV all night or play on the computer all night and weekend. GO OUTSIDE. DON'T drive everywhere you go, and if you have to, park on the side farthest from the store and do a little walking. Walk around town, take the subway, go shopping, etc., whatever, it doesn't matter. If you can, ride a bike, or go to a gym. Go skiing or something like that on the weekends if you can.

    If you walk 10 minutes out and 10 minutes back every day, then you get 20 mins per day, 140 mins per week. That's a lot better than nothing.

  149. The benefits of eating well by jandersen · · Score: 2

    About the good eating habits - they will also help you get up more often to breathe, especially if your diet is heavy on beans ... it will certainly give you an incentive to get outside often, and your colleagues will help reminding you too.

  150. Treadmill desks by StikyPad · · Score: 1

    Yes, they exist. I should get one, but the idea of doing all the work to set it up, only to do more work while I work, is somewhat off-putting.

  151. My Regimen, by baboo_jackal · · Score: 1

    I'm trying to do this myself. Here's my regimen: 1. Roll out of bed, pushups and squats. How many doesn't matter. Just something. 2. Walk the dog 30 minutes before I go to work. 3. Gym for an hour at some point in the middle of the day. 4. Walk the dog 30 minutes when I get home. 5. Pushups and squats before bed. My thinking is, it's not natural for a person to be sitting around so much during the day. It sucks you can't earn a software engineer salary doing construction or landscaping, but I guess I'd rather have this problem than the inverse.

  152. Re:Any kind of heart rate raising activity will wo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People have to do what they're into, otherwise they won't do it. I've spent lots of time in the gym at points in my life and I've really enjoyed it. If you have a good workout partner, it becomes a social event. Definitely a nice way to spend an hour or two every day.

    Having said that, for the last several year I've gotten the riding bug. I love it. The cool think about riding to work is it ends up making your exercise time really efficient. I recently moved countries and while I'm waiting for my new bike to arrive I'm taking the train. It takes me about 45-55 minutes to get to work. When I get the bike, I should be able to get there in about 1.5 hours. So I'll be doing 3 hours of cycling a day and only losing a little over an hour compared to commuting by train. In fact, this is the only way I'd be able to get 3 hours of training in every day...

  153. the usual + 3x by nachtkap · · Score: 1

    -I will list bike to work even thoughit has been clubed to death in this thread.
    -Don't take elevators, ever. Once a week I have to go to the 4th floor when I get to the university and I definitely feel that exercise everytime I take the stairs. Going to the 1st floor 4 time might not have as much impact but exercise = exercise.
    -An non-perfected option that might show potential is to secure a squash sized bouncy ball to a elastic rope and secure that to the ground with a tent peg. Then start hiting it back and forth with squash racquets.
    -Get yourself a hackysack/footbag (https://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=hackysack) and find someone to play with. 3 meters from floor to ceiling is usually enough space. If you kick it higher than that then it isn't usually a well controlled kick. In my experience regardless of the effort you put into it, you be breaking a sweat after 10-15 minutes.
    -Indjaca (https://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=indiaca) is pretty much an outside only option that might not be as frustrating as hackysack to get into. Meaning you might get more people (even women) to play with. To break a sweat with Indjaca or related activities, I found that you have to hit it in a flat angle and put power behind your hints. More power means less accuracy which means you have to move more to keep it in the air.
    The last three options can be played outside when temperatures reach ~10C.

  154. Re:Any kind of heart rate raising activity will wo by MyKal_White · · Score: 1

    > get up early and ride a bike

    +1. Riding a bike is a very good cardio exercise. Much easier on your knees.

    Plus you'll save money on gas by not driving to work anymore.

    My favourite part about cycling vs driving is that every distance unit you bike is more food (fuel) you must eat :-)

  155. Re:At 44 with the same 30-inch belt size I had in by MyKal_White · · Score: 1

    * Very few people, particularly people who write books and give seminars, know anything about nutrition. Virtually everything you and everyone else thinks he knows about food is actually about culture.

    Oh yea, its the same with computer programming!

  156. Dancing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Go out to nightclubs and spend a few hours throwing yourself about the dance floor. Close your eyes and ignore the crowd if you feel self conscious.
    Resist the temptation to go overboard with the stimulants -- they can be fun for a while but highly addictive. You don't want to get to the point where you can't survive with night without them.

  157. Re:Exercise and diet by SimonInOz · · Score: 1

    It's not that hard.

    I do the following:
    walk to work (30 mins each way)
    go to a one hour gym session twice a week
    skate for about 5 hours each week
    sail a bit
    ski in season (season is a bit short in Australia)
    don't eat too much
    don't drink too much

    And guess what - I'm fit.

    Oh, and I'm 58 next month. Want to arm wrestle? Or try a coding comp with me? Chess, maybe?
    (And yes, I do have a wife and family as well. Scheduling can have challenges, I admit, but you have to get to a state where exercise is the default activity for that time in your week).

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  158. No computer at night! by oskdev · · Score: 1

    I stare at the computer all day, sometimes I work through lunch or only have 30 mins of lunch. What do I do when I come home,had dinner and my daughter is asleep? Either TV or Computer or Smart phone, sometimes a book. You would think after sitting on the computer all day at work I would want a break from it. There is an easy way to do this, don't turn the computer and go to bed early. Then get up early. Then go for a walk early, at least 40 minutes or more. If you get up early enough this won't impact on your day. You are just transferring the time you would spend at night reading Slashdot and getting tired to the morning when you are re-energizing your body. Improving diet is necessary too. My brother has been doing this for months now and he has been able to lose a lot of weight. He is fortunate working in a lab in that a good part of the day he is expected to stand up. I will see how I go trying to make this change myself. Its not easy because I love to sleep in...probably because I love to stay up late (on the computer:P )

  159. Re:Any kind of heart rate raising activity will wo by ByteSlicer · · Score: 1

    Cycling is literally saving my life.

    Unless you get hit by a car.
    Seriously, I rode a bike for years, and had a few encounters with cars (and their inattentive drivers) that could have ended fatally if I didn't have quick reflexes.

  160. How to Get Healthier? by shawnhcorey · · Score: 1

    Eliminate all fructose and sugar from your diet. Non-diet soft drinks are loaded with fructose; don't drink them. Don't eat muffins or donuts; they have too much sugar. Best snack: corn chips fried in lard. Second best: potato chips (watch for added fructose tho).

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  161. Walk to lunch by wonkavader · · Score: 1

    Pick a lunch (or lunch places) which are a good hike from work. Walk there.

    It should be a place (again, "places" is better) where you can get something healthy.

    And cut soda-pop completely out of your diet.

  162. Re:Any kind of heart rate raising activity will wo by singingjim1 · · Score: 1

    This is true of many everyday activities. I understand the risks, but the daily reward outweighs the chance of getting run over and killed. Riding early in the morning - before rush hour - reduces the risk. I'm also fortunate to live near the ocean so riding along A1A where speed limits are low and traffic is generally light is a luxury for me. I understand not everyone can ride under the same circumstances, but using common sense and being hyper vigilant when riding in traffic will help keep things safe. Riding on roads with good bike lanes. Riding at the right time of day - early morning or just before sunset - are two good choices. Wearing the proper attire and making sure you ride with lights and reflectors, etc. All sound choices every cyclist should follow.

  163. Re:Any kind of heart rate raising activity will wo by singingjim1 · · Score: 1

    I agree. Some people do enjoy going to the gym. Just not me, which is what drew me to cycling because I do enjoy the hell out of it. I enjoy speed and there's nothing like trees whizzing by you and the sound of the rubber clawing desperately at the trail when carving through the woods, or going 30+ mph in a peloton with 30 other like-minded hammerheads just having the time of our lives. I wish these experiences for everyone. I know it's not everyone's cup of tea. You have to find an activity that appeals to you because in the end it is strenuous work that is very hard to start and keep at it if you haven't been doing it most of your life already. I just know that once people get on a GOOD bike (not a Walmart or Target bike) that works well and doesn't break down regularly, they become hooked.

  164. Re:Any kind of heart rate raising activity will wo by singingjim1 · · Score: 1

    My motto has ALWAYS been: Ride to eat! Eat to ride! (and drink good beer)

  165. Re:At 44 with the same 30-inch belt size I had in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, in this case the parent is right. Look up what the US Olympic Team nutritionists are feeding their triathletes. Recommendation for every mean is to have half your plate covered in fruits/vegetables, a quarter with protein, and a quarter with "healthy" fatty food, with a tiny amount of carbohydrates.

    And yeah, you *can* out-exercise a bad diet, but not forever. There are very few that can continue to do that after age 40, 50, 60...

  166. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

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  167. Your heart is a muscle by Strykar · · Score: 1

    Run, swim, gym and yoga.
    If that's too much, just join a Bikram Yoga class and stick with it for a month. It will change your idea about cardio workouts.

  168. Take a walk by hackertourist · · Score: 1

    When working in a large enough building, you can often plot a largish circuit to walk when you need to stretch your legs. Take the least efficient/longest route to meetings, print stuff on the printer furthest away from your office. Run up/down a couple of flights of stairs.

  169. Staying Fit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Badminton is what works for me. It will definitely engage both your mind and body. If you stop focusing on the game, you will get hit by the birdie and maybe get a small bruise.

    Fun!!

  170. Re:Any kind of heart rate raising activity will wo by bar-agent · · Score: 1

    Seriously, I rode a bike for years, and had a few encounters with cars (and their inattentive drivers) that could have ended fatally if I didn't have quick reflexes.

    Did you miss the part where you're supposed to do something to raise your heartbeat? A near-fatal accident will do the trick.

    More seriously, though, reflexes and attention to surroundings are like anything else. If you don't use them, you lose them. If you want to keep those skills, you want to ride in (or at least near) traffic.

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  171. Nintendo + Power Pad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've been rocking a vigorous workout since 1988 on this badboy combo and I'm as fit as you can get in the IT world.

    track and field all day baby

  172. Workout by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    P90X 4-5 times a week

  173. I try... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I keep a balance ball I sit on (and do crunches on) 25lb hex weights, and a 53Lb kettlebell at my office. M, W, F (if I'm not w/ a customer) before lunch I use them... Take about 45min exercising... with the above, as well as "cat vomits" and "planks"... After, I have a high protein lunch from the mini fridge I have in my office (heated in the microwave) .. Then, I put an icepack on my back for 30 min..

    Seems to be working...

  174. build it into your day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    just take an action you have to do every day (going to office/lunch) and turn that into sports (bike to work...) you most likly will find an opening that alowes for that (at least taking the stairs instad of the elevator). It works great for me. I can bike to work most days and that not only keeps me fit, but also clears my head and gives me a great time for creative thinking outside of the office or private stress. furthermore it is better for the environment. just try it

  175. Pop up reminders for stretching by assertation · · Score: 1

    I have a pop reminder come up every day about 2pm reminding me to do 5 stretching exercises I can do standing up, in my work clothes and take only about 5 min to do.

    It isn't enough to keep me fit, I don't think anything in the slow moments of a job can be and not compromise your job.

    However, I have noticed that when I stretch to work out in the evening, those measley 5 minutes make me feel a lot looser at the end of the day.

  176. Don't Do The Damage In The First Place by assertation · · Score: 1

    If you are talking about weight control, it takes zero time to NOT eat something you don't need.

    Make sure get 3 square meals in, even if you need to make them yourself and bring them in.

    Find a low calorie caffeniated drink. I recommend tea. A higher quality tea will be tasty, less than a tall bottle of soda from a soda machine, will calm you while it stimulates you helping you think better and it has anti-oxidants.

    If you want to eat out of boredom, promise yourself you will, IF YOU STILL WANT to after doing something else for 15 minutes like reading something.

    Fill up a 2qt bottle with water at the start of your shift and make it game to finish it by the end. Poor hydration often makes people eat when their really only wants water.

  177. Re:Any kind of heart rate raising activity will wo by kokoko1 · · Score: 1

    I love to bike to work but we don't have cycle tracks here in Dubai what to do then? I was suppose to take a bus/train and walk to office before I recently buy a car. And now i miss my walking to office :( After reading this post and comments I will definitely do something to change my sitting routine.

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  178. Accept that the job is sedentary; be active after by Graham+Hannington · · Score: 1

    During work: maintain good posture (sitting or standing), but otherwise, accept that the job is sedentary. Do not allow this issue to distract you from the work. I do not understand the concept of "downtime between daily tasks"; there is always more R, or D, or both. Otherwise, I only have what is essentially (to me) "bleeding obvious" advice. Drink water; not, say, sugar-laden fizzy drinks from a vending machine. Steer clear of any free cookies in the lab kitchen; eat fruit instead... but now I'm just regurgitating general dietary advice.

    After work: as already recommended in other comments, if possible, use your commuting time to counteract your sedentary time at work. Swap sedentary commuting time for active commuting time. For example, run or cycle to work. (Hopefully, your lab has a shower, although I have worked in offices in the UK that were built as recently as the 1990s that had no showers.) If you live too far from work to run or cycle, then run or cycle partway; if you live very close to work, deliberately extend your commute. Active commuting - "bookending" your working day with physical exercise - has mental benefits: it clears your head, to and from work. On the days I cycle, I also do push-ups when I arrive at work and just before I leave. Pull-ups, too (on a metal frame under an external staircase), but now I'm sounding like a geek even to myself...

    Good luck with the job!

  179. mountain biking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nothing beats it.

  180. Exercise by emzee · · Score: 1

    Buy a set of Insanity DVDs and get your butt to the company fitness center 3 or more times a week for 45 minutes, before, during or after work.

  181. Office chair workouts by mystyc · · Score: 1

    For a low tech fitness solution, google "Office chair workouts". You'll see lots of useful stuff like this . It is mainly about resistance training (non-aerobic workout), so if you want to go full in on resistance training, you could just get some weights and even one of those hand grip devices and start pumping iron while you crunch numbers on the computer. But fitness aside, if you want a healthy career then you should be proactive with your time and do things that you are not asked to do.

  182. Work Can Be Slimming by jman.org · · Score: 1

    Depending on how much you need to keep off, try Devin Skraelin's desk treadmill from Reamde

  183. Exercise ball for a chair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is interesting to see this article as I've just replaced my chair for an exercise ball. The ergonomic chair that I've used before allowed me to sit comfortable for hours without moving (which is not very healthy). With the ball, I have a lot of opportunity to move, engage my core muscles, and stretch just by shifting my weight around it.

  184. CrossFit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your body is efficient. If you don't lose something, your body will get rid of it. Therefore, there is no shortcut to fitness. Things you can do at the office might provide small benefit at the margins, but there's really no substitute for hard exercise. The best program I've found for general fitness is CrossFit. It is very time efficient and appeals to the engineer in me because they have an actual definition for fitness and it's very physics based. CrossFit transformed my life and my perception of fitness. I can't recommend it enough.

  185. Take a walk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We have long hallways above the factory behind my office. I get up and walk a mile twice a day. It's simple and my back and neck feel much better than I used to. If you work in a tall building you can also walk up and down the stairs.