User: o_ferguson

Re:i paid Slashdot $500

On: The Cost To 'Promote' a Facebook Post: $200 To $500

You got ripped off.

Will slashdot pay?

On: The Cost To 'Promote' a Facebook Post: $200 To $500

Will you pay so I will be sure to have all your stories on my feed?

Yes.

On: Ask Slashdot: Is There a Professional Geek Dress Code?

Just a middle finger held high, motherfucker.

Re:HMO cellphones that can track what you eat?

On: Pills With Digestible Microchips Approved By US Drug Agency

I bow to your slightly lesser UID. Downvote away.

HMO cellphones that can track what you eat?

On: Pills With Digestible Microchips Approved By US Drug Agency

"Q: Is Control controlled by its need to control? A: Yes." -Burroughs. http://cscs.umich.edu/~crshalizi/weblog/777.html Prescient and informative. Upvotes, plz.

Where's my T-Shirt?

On: NSA Official Disputes Chief's Claim That Agency Doesn't Collect American Data

I spotted the fed!

Duh

On: Study Finds New Pop Music Does All Sound the Same

My related study proves that most modern studies are populist bullshit

Re:Sandman!

On: What's Next For Superhero Movies?

I see what you did there. No.

Re:Sandman!

On: What's Next For Superhero Movies?

And "Transmetropolitan," for fuck's sake. With Larry David as Spider Jerusalem. Then "The Invisibles" with Patrick Stewart as King Mob.

Information.

On: First iOS, Now Mac OS X In-App Purchases Hacked

It wants to be free, y'all.

Virtual Person vs. Cyborg.

On: McDonald's Denies Prof's Claim Staff Attacked Him For Wearing Digital Glasses

"If you think I've come all this way to watch two niggers beat the shit out of each other, you've got another think coming." -Hunter S. Thompson

Re:... hang out, get in fights, organize gangs ...

On: Even Silicon Valley's Prison Inmates Have Their Own Startup Incubator

brilliant. You win one internets.

Duh...

On: Even Silicon Valley's Prison Inmates Have Their Own Startup Incubator

America is a Prison Industrial Complex. Get over yourselves.

Re:Even more disturbingly

On: Canada's Conservatives Misled Voters With Massive Robocall Operation

Actually, I'm pretty sure that whole movement can be shown to have originated in Canada, to be blamed on a dude from BC named Robert Menard.

Re:The revolution will not be televised.

On: Congresswoman and Staff Gunned Down

Also, oblig: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Montauk,_New_York

The revolution will not be televised.

On: Congresswoman and Staff Gunned Down

Like watching an episode of "evidence of revision" being made: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riHY9Ik-Uoo

What a waste.

On: Unwise — Search History of Murder Methods

Should have just bought my book instead: http://www.lulu.com/product/paperback/class-war-a-citizens-guide-to-insurrectionary-warfare/5191975 Would have saved him a ton of searching.

The end of an era.

On: Online Impersonations Now Illegal In California

So does this mean there will never be another Reznor's Edge? http://www.reznorsedge.com/saga.html

Re:Fair enough...

On: 8-Year-Olds Publish Scientific Bee Study

Also: why can't Slashdot properly render the name Erdos if it has the right accents? Do better, slashdot.

Fair enough...

On: 8-Year-Olds Publish Scientific Bee Study

...but what's their Erds number?

Re:Cognitive Dissonance

On: DOJ Ramping Up Crackdown On Copyright-Infringing Sites

Your CD arises because you feel a false sense of ownership over your work. Maybe this thing written by the smartest guy I know will help: http://ansuz.sooke.bc.ca/entry/23 YMMV.

Lacuna Expanse.

On: Developing StarCraft 2 Build Orders With Genetic Algorithms

I wonder if there's a way to apply this research to make it easier to win web-based RTS games like the awesome Lacuna Expanse? Check it out, it's totally awesome. Like a cross between Tradewars and Star Control.

Oblig:

On: Laptops May Be Hazardous to Your Fertility

In Soviet Russia, Fertility is hazardous to you!