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Ask Slashdot: Is There a Professional Geek Dress Code?

First time submitter KateKintail writes "I'm being promoted to be a director of a computer/web services department at work with staff members (not yet hired) working under me. My workplace doesn't have a dress code 95% of the year. Is this the end of my days of jeans and enjoyably geeky t-shirts? Is there a way to dress professionally in the workplace as a boss (the kind that doesn't need to be defeated at the end of a level) while still showing my Browncoat or Whovian love as I crawl under cobwebby desks to check that equipment is properly plugged in?"

432 comments

  1. Better learn to dress well because..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    now that you have been promoted to executive management you'll be completely unable to use a computer with in 6 months.

    1. Re:Better learn to dress well because..... by mcgrew · · Score: 5, Insightful

      To the submitter: Is there a way to dress professionally in the workplace as a boss (the kind that doesn't need to be defeated at the end of a level) while still showing my Browncoat or Whovian love as I crawl under cobwebby desks to check that equipment is properly plugged in?"

      You shouldn't be crawling under desks. The people you will be supervising should.

      I'd say, ask you boss what is required for you to wear. If he's ok with jeans and tshirts, go for it.

    2. Re:Better learn to dress well because..... by Razgorov+Prikazka · · Score: 5, Funny

      What my girlfriend used to do cheating her way trough highschool: write imortant stuff on your upper leg, about an inch or so up the end of the skirt. Move the skirt a little up and get your info. Move it back when the teacher comes around patrolling. The teacher (M) cant search you there for that would be inappropriate ;-)
      So, first up on the leg: 1 check all cables 2 try turning it off and on again. Now no one will ever know she forgot how to use a computer!
      Kate is a female name right??

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    3. Re:Better learn to dress well because..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's true, Management is a disease that causes computer illiteracy.

    4. Re:Better learn to dress well because..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      A 5 digit UID and yet you still dog pile onto the first post.

    5. Re:Better learn to dress well because..... by KateKintail · · Score: 3

      Hahahahaha! Best advice yet! I'll definitely remember that when I forget how to troubleshoot. And then I can use the other leg for HTML cheat codes. And look at you being so observant and reading names. I think you're the only one. Not that I don't like wearing ties... I just don't have more than a couple for costumes/cosplaying. Then again, I don't have too many skirts either...

    6. Re:Better learn to dress well because..... by RaceProUK · · Score: 4, Funny

      Kate is a female name right??

      It's short for Bob.

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    7. Re:Better learn to dress well because..... by KateKintail · · Score: 2

      Hilarious. If I can still type hunt-and-peck style in 5 and a half months, I'll check back in and let you know how pretty pretty clothes are much more important than robust databases.

    8. Re:Better learn to dress well because..... by kraut · · Score: 2

      +1 for the obscure blackadder reference!

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    9. Re:Better learn to dress well because..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      No UID and yet you still dog-pile onto the first post to dog-pile onto the first post.

      I'm sorry, what was your point exactly?

    10. Re:Better learn to dress well because..... by Defenestrar · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'd say, ask you boss what is required for you to wear. If he's ok with jeans and tshirts, go for it.

      No. If you boss recommends jeans and t-shirts, because that's a company culture thing, then and only then go for it. Otherwise dress at least one step up from those you supervise, or better yet at an equivalent step to what your new supervisors are wearing.

      People are visual animals and a very large portion of behavioral queues are completely sub-conscious. The phrase "clothes make the man" may be disturbing from an intellectual standpoint, but it's entirely accurate from a human-reality standpoint. Do some experimentation - attend various service locations in differing levels of dress and pay attention to the body language and other sub-conscious queues you're given.* You should want those you supervise to unconsciously look up to you, and you may also want your new supervisors to think of you as one of their peers. It's the uniform of the professional - it's not very different than the blue coveralls a mechanic wears in the shop. Sorry, but the days of this are gone.

      * You might want to check your jurisdiction's laws before experimenting much with a negative control.

    11. Re:Better learn to dress well because..... by ffejie · · Score: 3, Insightful

      My advice for you is to look at how your bosses dress and emulate it. Yes, he might be a male, but it'll give you an idea of what he/she expects. Is she in a suit every day? Is it because she's always visiting clients? Does she expect you to visit clients? What about days when she's not visiting clients? If your boss is male, just do the female equivalent. If he's in a suit and tie, you should probably wear blouses and pants (not jeans) or a skirt/conservative dress. If he's in jeans and a polo, you can be in jeans. If he's in a t-shirt and cargo shorts, you can wear whatever the hell you want.

      Sure, you might be overdressed some days, but more likely than not, you'll always feel appropriate.

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    12. Re:Better learn to dress well because..... by RanCossack · · Score: 1

      That's good advice, but what if he wants to keep getting promoted? He should dress like a CEO -- that means either jeans and a hoodie, or jeans and a black turtleneck, depending on the industry he's in.

    13. Re:Better learn to dress well because..... by Defenestrar · · Score: 2

      She (I believe), and dressing like your boss's boss (or your boss's boss's boss...) is, kissing up. Either way, too much kissing up will get you into something deep, from one side or the other.

    14. Re:Better learn to dress well because..... by gspear · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Good post, but it would look more professional if you had used "cues" instead of "queues".

    15. Re:Better learn to dress well because..... by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The joke's on the GP, since mcgrew didn't even respond to the first post, but rather to the second one.

      (And the Off-Topic mods he's drawn are completely without merit, since his post was very much on topic; GP's Insightful mods are baseless. Both are clearly signs of mod-bombing. I hope some honest folks with mod points will rectify these abuses soon.)

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    16. Re:Better learn to dress well because..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Nothing says YOU WILL BOW DOWN BEFORE ME quite like black leather and stilettos. :)

    17. Re:Better learn to dress well because..... by MNNorske · · Score: 2

      Don't go overboard on dressing up. Dressing up too much will make your employees feel like your only concern is to move up the food chain. But, you should at least look as decently dressed as your peers. As for t-shirts... I don't even consider those to be appropriate for casual dress Fridays, polo shirts for me when I want to be relaxed.

    18. Re:Better learn to dress well because..... by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 2

      Not bad, but you're forgetting that accessories are key.

      For starters, I suggest a riding crop, a Persian cat, and a vaguely Eastern European accent.

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    19. Re:Better learn to dress well because..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Take the advice of the guy who doesn't know what a queue (or cue) is... he is high level management.

    20. Re:Better learn to dress well because..... by rvw · · Score: 0

      Kate is a female name right??

      It's short for Boob.

      FTFY! Boobs are great for making notes on, although it's a little bit harder to read them without being noticed. However, when the teacher notices you, you probably can do anything, unless you're a guy of course.

    21. Re:Better learn to dress well because..... by guises · · Score: 1

      Do some experimentation - attend various service locations in differing levels of dress and pay attention to the body language and other sub-conscious queues you're given.

      Not just your clothes, your shoes too. Don't forget those. It seems odd, but there are people out there who pay a lot of attention to shoes.

    22. Re:Better learn to dress well because..... by bluescrn · · Score: 3, Funny

      They're called 'women', aren't they... I wouldn't worry about encountering many of them in a computer-related company.

    23. Re:Better learn to dress well because..... by gd2shoe · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You shouldn't be crawling under desks. The people you will be supervising should.

      Woah! BUZZ! Wrong.

      A low level manager (team leader) should do the work that he expects his team to do. It is the only way to earn their respect, and the best way to set a high standard of expectation. Even if extra responsibilities and meetings prevent him from engaging everyday, he should be participating for a couple of hours, several days a week.

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    24. Re:Better learn to dress well because..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No doubt a few of her (male) co-workers will very much appreciate having a (female) manager who's not above crawling under desks (wearing a skirt).

    25. Re:Better learn to dress well because..... by Razgorov+Prikazka · · Score: 1

      Well, well, the thing is that asking for advice on a slightly 'gender specific' issue means that as a replier I first have to take into account where my advise is going. So that is not worth mentioning. (but thanks anyway) I think that first of you should discuss this with your boss, doesn't need to be too serious, just mention it at the coffee machine or something. Then, if he leaves it up to you, keep wearing your t-shirts and jeans. If he doesn't like it, he will come up to you eventually. Then you can ask him again to define some rules. That way you don't hurt his feelings of importance, and everybody leaves the office smiling.
      Just make sure that:
      1. the clothes (what ever you choose) are clean and undamaged
      2. the shirt is not offensive in *ANY WAY* (the other managers are 1 of the 10 people who can't read binary, and they might feel awkward if they ask and it turns out 10 = 2 = they go think you're slightly infantile)
      3. if you choose casual, keep in mind that some people (clients) from out-side the company might frown upon T's and that would make your boss feel awkward (you better avoid that) so a plain coloured T might be a good idea in case of client meetings (keep a plain polo in your desk ;)
      4. other people have no reason to give you a -1 on 'first appearance', no matter how much knowledge you have on the relevant subject. If you have a lot of knowledge it only means that they will respect you sooner. If you have a lot of knowledge and you dress smart (i.e. to the occasion) they respect you from the first moment on.
      5. No shirt at all on casual-Friday! Woot! Woot!

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    26. Re:Better learn to dress well because..... by nude_noot · · Score: 4, Funny

      Otherwise dress at least one step up from those you supervise, or better yet at an equivalent step to what your new supervisors are wearing

      What if his new subordinates take that advice too? Then they're trying to dress equivalent to him, while he's trying to dress one step up from them.

      It's a vicious cycle that'll see them all wearing Gucci tuxedos (or whatever is the highest in style).

    27. Re:Better learn to dress well because..... by Local+ID10T · · Score: 1

      A low level manager (team leader) should do the work that he expects his team to do. It is the only way to earn their respect, and the best way to set a high standard of expectation. Even if extra responsibilities and meetings prevent him from engaging everyday, he should be participating for a couple of hours, several days a week.

      Generally good advice -I believe that as a manager, I should be able to do the work of (not necessarily as efficiently, or as quickly as) any of my employees.

      However; way up top in the original post it says:

      ...promoted to be a director of...

      A director is not a low level manager, it is typically a senior management position or the lowest of the executive levels, and implies responsibility for a major business function.

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    28. Re:Better learn to dress well because..... by Cederic · · Score: 2

      oddly no - I've encountered very senior management types that are very observant about shoes, and draw conclusions based on them.

      Look at it this way: Would you expect a senior manager to be wearing flip-flops?

      Personally I'd love a company with that culture, but many wouldn't - including, sadly, the suit-clad members of the executive team.

    29. Re:Better learn to dress well because..... by Cederic · · Score: 2

      Agreed completely. A director shouldn't be under desks.

      Demonstrating technical knowledge and prowess is good, especially in a discrete and subtle manner*, but crawling under desks wont impress your team and definitely wont impress your peers (or manager).

      * when someone comes to you recommending a high-end consumer system, comment that "Look, those are great - I have one at home hosting my film collection - but they lack the admin and backup options we need in our environment. I know those features aren't cheap in upfront costs but the TCO is far lower once you take support and resilience into account." People will respect your broader vision and you've just thrown in a level of personal experience and capability that will be acknowledged. Unless you get it wrong of course, in which case they'll take the piss.

    30. Re:Better learn to dress well because..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree with the following and add that you want to show your geek pride in more subtle ways like a nice pair of silver studs that just happen to be Rebel insignia or a necklace with a circuit board charm... So yeah, dress for success, and give the sign that it's okay to talk to you about the joys of Whedonism or debate the relative value of the prequels versus pretending that they never happened.

    31. Re:Better learn to dress well because..... by Macgrrl · · Score: 2

      Replying and trashing all the mods I'd done on this thread already.

      Have a look at what your colleagues at a similar level in the organisation wear. Use this as a starting point.

      Female specific advice:

      • Trousers are your friend if you think there is even the remotest possibility that you will have to crawl under a desk, make sure they are cut so you can crouch and bend in them comfortably.
      • Keep a blazer cut jacket hung up somewhere, it can cover a multitude of sins if you need to meet someone new and have to make a good impression.
      • Avoid tees that are low cut or too tight across the chest - but at the same time avoid kaftans or flappy clothing - you will potentially face enough challenges being seen as a female supervisor of a geek team, don't provide extra ammo. I like tops in stretch fabrics for increased movement range - women's shirts made from woven fabrics often don't give you enough range to comfortably lift heavy or large objects if you need to.
      • Personally I like dark colours because they don't mark as obviously if working with hardware, keep a lint brush/roller in your drawer to tidy up if need by on short notice. Pastels and florals generally aren't seen as especially 'professional' or technology; block colours or pin stripes are more 'suit' like - there's a reason places like IBM are known for the Navy suits, and Sun for the Black suits.
      • Low or flat heels, you don't want to be lugging boxen in heels - safety first. Peeptoe shoes and sandals are right out - you really don't want to drop something on your foot with exposed toes. That and the fact you might feel compelled to wear stockings/pantyhose with them - and who would want to do that.
      • Avoid dangly jewellery or large rings, for much the same reasons as the sensible shoes.
      • Get at least one well made suit for when you really do need to dress up to reflect your new role. It may not be something you wear often, but it's worth having it there for when you need it.

      Hope this helps.

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    32. Re:Better learn to dress well because..... by Mista2 · · Score: 1

      My guideline, never dress better than the boos, but do dress better than the cleaner.
      However, as I work for many clients, it's best just to dress as they do. Currenly business's shirts, suit pants, and a waistcoat (too hot for a jacket, but doesn't feel formal enough to me without it) but I only wear a tie if in a management meeting.
      If working after hours, then no ripped jeans and a t shirt. If they want me to work on my personal time, they can suck up whatever I'm wearing 8)

    33. Re:Better learn to dress well because..... by TWX · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You shouldn't be crawling under desks. The people you will be supervising should.

      Correct. The grand poobah of an IT department with more than four or five employees may get his hands dirty with things for others even as lowly as rackmount switches and servers, but should generally not stoop to the PC repair level. He needs to be seen as someone who sees the big picture, not the little picture. He can program, he an administrate user account privileges, he can administer an application, or can deal with network routing and administration, but he shouldn't be doing entry-level work. Even for board meetings or other officer meetings he should bring an underling if anything more complicated than hooking a laptop to the projector is necessary, for others. For himself, he needs to be never seen needing outside assistance by employees outside of the IT department.

      I'd say, ask you boss what is required for you to wear. If he's ok with jeans and tshirts, go for it.

      Probably not, in my opinion, at least not for four days a week. Clean, non-stone-wash jeans in dark colors are about as far into denim as I would think are acceptable, and minimally a polo shirt or short-sleeve button-down shirt.

      the IT director doesn't just interface with the geeks, and has to make a different kind of impression. He has to show that he leads to others, and in part that means having the look. It also is important to help start the department off with a modicum of discipline and self-restraint. Once the department is established and has something of a culture, then maybe perhaps the director can cut loose a bit, but until then, no. If he doesn't build it right from the start then it could be dysfunctional from the beginning.

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    34. Re:Better learn to dress well because..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As someone who has recently made this transition, I concur with the above.

      Always, always, always, dress 'better' than the people who work for you.

      If that means the best black sweater and round glasses, so be it.

      If that means the 'best' tshirt and jeans, so be it.

      If that means a 3 piece and a pocket watch, so be it.

      Be authentic, fit it to your corporate culture, and pick clothes that are still 'you'.

      NB - a few copies of Esquire or GQ are highly reccommended if you consider yourself fashion-inept.

      Clothing is Important - staff perceptions of you drive their desire to work hard for you, and you can pull Power from your clothing when you need to deliver hard messages. This is even more important if you have a customer facing role.

      Side benefit: your Significant Other will probably LOVE what you do, when you get it right.

    35. Re:Better learn to dress well because..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Otherwise dress at least one step up from those you supervise, or better yet at an equivalent step to what your new supervisors are wearing.

      No no no no no!!!! You need to carry pizza and coke, and smell like you haven't showered in 3 weeks. Otherwise no other geek will recognise you! All other clothing is optional.

    36. Re:Better learn to dress well because..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      CmdrTaco mentioned that we post as UID 666, as trivia is his AMA thread on reddit.

    37. Re:Better learn to dress well because..... by spazdor · · Score: 2

      Well now, here's an interesting philosophical Slashdot question.

      Is a post on- or off-topic by virtue of its relevance to the OP, or strictly of its relevance to its parent post?

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    38. Re:Better learn to dress well because..... by anexium · · Score: 1

      As we know from Blackadder, Kate is short for Bob.

    39. Re:Better learn to dress well because..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's no such thing as an obscure Blackadder reference. Especially on /.

    40. Re:Better learn to dress well because..... by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

      You haven't been in this position, have you?

          I've found, the CEO will ask a senior IT person to fix their computer. He's signing your paycheck, he gets "special" treatment. The same goes for other C and Director level people.

          I've always dressed the part for the days planned activities. If we're moving servers, it's T-shirt, blue jeans and tennis shoes. If we're in meetings, a button up shirt, slacks, and dress shoes.

          The only part I skip is the ties. They're fine if I'm always standing/sitting. They're not so useful leaning into server racks, or crawling under a desk. ... and the long coat is *only* for cool/cold weather. Once you're in the nice climate controlled office, the coat gets hung up. Unless you're up north, and the heat is set to a balmy 55F. At one office I had, the heat didn't work very well. During the winter, most of the office was about 60F. My office was 45F (not by choice). Wearing the long coat brought on some comments, which I replied "When the heat works properly, I'll take the coat off." It was never fixed, so I wore the coat most of the day.

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    41. Re:Better learn to dress well because..... by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

          You should always dress the part, for who you are, and your position. Unless specifically told otherwise, senior management always wears at least a dress shirt and slacks..

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    42. Re:Better learn to dress well because..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should want those you supervise to unconsciously look up to you

      And geeks - consciously AND unconsciously - look down on anyone wearing a suit or a tie.

      Those people are either salespeople, managers or lawyers.

    43. Re:Better learn to dress well because..... by mcvos · · Score: 1

      I heard you're supposed to dress for the position you want, not the position you have. No idea if that's why I dress in shorts and sandals.

    44. Re:Better learn to dress well because..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You shouldn't be crawling under desks. The people you will be supervising should.

      I quite disagree here. That old theory that the supervisor should delegate all lower tasks to people below him should be thrown out the window. I run a small cabinet making shop, and even though my partner and I are the master woodworkers on site, we still do pretty much every task that the employees do (and more). we have no janitor, so at the end of the day us owners are right along side the grunts sweeping the floor, picking up tools etc. A general rule of mine is that I'll never assign a task to someone that I'm not willing to do myself. Granted there are tasks that I'm not qualified to perform, but I would still do it if it had to be don't and I didn't have a person that was better for the job. hell, I've scrubbed toilets befor, just to prove to a junior employee (on his first week) that I will do any job that I'll assign. Us managers and supervisors are not above our teams. we lead our teams, and leading through example goes a lot further than leading with a large stick.

    45. Re:Better learn to dress well because..... by Shirley+Marquez · · Score: 2

      A director shouldn't be under desks on a daily basis. But he might do it to teach new hires, to fix the CEO's computer (which will contain especially sensitive data, or at least data he THINKS is sensitive, so he might prefer having a senior person work on it), or if something breaks before his staff is in for the day or after they leave.

    46. Re:Better learn to dress well because..... by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

      :) A lot of people say that. It does suggest that you are already wanting the new position. It can also give the impression to your supervisor/manager that you want his job. That's where it's very important to know your audience. You don't want to alienate your coworkers, or be a threat to your manager.

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    47. Re:Better learn to dress well because..... by Altrag · · Score: 1

      when someone comes to you recommending a high-end consumer system, comment that "Look, those are great - I have one at home hosting my film collection - but they lack the admin and backup options we need in our environment. I know those features aren't cheap in upfront costs but the TCO is far lower once you take support and resilience into account."

      Shouldn't there be some synergy in there somewhere? But I'll assume that the TCO claim would have remained unsubstantiated in a real environment and give you a half point for that!

    48. Re:Better learn to dress well because..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Otherwise dress at least one step up from those you supervise, or better yet at an equivalent step to what your new supervisors are wearing

      What if his new subordinates take that advice too? Then they're trying to dress equivalent to him, while he's trying to dress one step up from them.

      It's a vicious cycle that'll see them all wearing Gucci tuxedos (or whatever is the highest in style).

      the limit is the attire of the highest person in the company, not an approximation to infinity, as implied.

    49. Re:Better learn to dress well because..... by mcvos · · Score: 1

      I don't do office politics. I just want a job where I can dress however I like, so that's how I dress.

    50. Re:Better learn to dress well because..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a Director as well. I want my teams to look up to me because of my ability, passion, and fairness, not my often- quirky attire.

    51. Re:Better learn to dress well because..... by nobodie · · Score: 1

      I agree, but from experience. I've been teaching overseas and the number of Americans/Brits/Ozzies/ kiwis etc who show up to teach in cut-off shorts, t-shirts and cigarettes hanging out of their mouth was really bothering me. I had planned on dressing in jeans and polo or equivalent, but ended up trying to dress to a higher standard than my (country where I was teaching) colleagues. They usually dressed "professionally", in clean, neat business clothes sans tie but sometimes with sports coat. Dressing like a slob does send a bad message about your professionalism and attention to detail.

      It worked, too. I never left a job without regret on the part of my colleagues and supervisors.

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    52. Re:Better learn to dress well because..... by JWSmythe · · Score: 1

          At one shop I ran for years, I set the bar for dress code. I'd usually wear vendor T-shirts, shorts, and sandals. I live where it's hot. There's no reason to be uncomfortable. Winter wear was usually t-shirt, jeans, and sneakers.

          I really appreciated the fact that I didn't spend any money on shirts for work, for years. :)

          But, if your boss wants people dressed to a certain level, wearing what you want isn't going to earn you any extra favors.

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    53. Re:Better learn to dress well because..... by gd2shoe · · Score: 1

      A director is not a low level manager, it is typically a senior management position or the lowest of the executive levels, and implies responsibility for a major business function.

      Might I point out:

      I'm being promoted to be a director of a computer/web services department at work with staff members (not yet hired) working under me. [emphasis added]

      This sounds like a small, growing organization. Small outfits use the same glorified terms that large outfits do, but for less glorified positions. He might as well be a "team leader" for the next couple of years. Granted, this tends to expose "directors" more directly to customers, meaning a modicum of respectable dress is called for.

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    54. Re:Better learn to dress well because..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is because it has become http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/691f/

    55. Re:Better learn to dress well because..... by lsatenstein · · Score: 1

      I'd say, ask you boss what is required for you to wear. If he's ok with jeans and tshirts, go for it.

      No. If you boss recommends jeans and t-shirts, because that's a company culture thing, then and only then go for it. Otherwise dress at least one step up from those you supervise, or better yet at an equivalent step to what your new supervisors are wearing.

      People are visual animals and a very large portion of behavioral queues are completely sub-conscious. The phrase "clothes make the man" may be disturbing from an intellectual standpoint, but it's entirely accurate from a human-reality standpoint. Do some experimentation - attend various service locations in differing levels of dress and pay attention to the body language and other sub-conscious queues you're given.* You should want those you supervise to unconsciously look up to you, and you may also want your new supervisors to think of you as one of their peers. It's the uniform of the professional - it's not very different than the blue coveralls a mechanic wears in the shop. Sorry, but the days of this are gone.

      * You might want to check your jurisdiction's laws before experimenting much with a negative control.

      If you and your staff meet the public, in that you do house calls, then a service uniform would show professionalism and would be reasonable. Look at the uniforms of other trades ( electric company, meter readers, etc.). If your staff is always backroom and do not meet the public, then genes and tee shirt is appropriate, unless safety clothing is absolutely a priority.

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  2. Dress Code by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2

    Yes there is, use common sense. It is that simple.

    1. Re:Dress Code by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      If he had common sense do you really think he would be asking a bunch of nerds for fashion advice?

    2. Re:Dress Code by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The same "common sense" that might tell you the Earth is actually flat. What is "common sense" to you is not to another. Dress codes are superficial.

    3. Re:Dress Code by cyberspittle · · Score: 0

      lol!

    4. Re:Dress Code by Rei · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If he had common sense do you really think he would be asking a bunch of nerds for fashion advice?

      No, I believe that the lack of common sense was not making explicit a particular detail which Slashdotters almost never never assume.

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    5. Re:Dress Code by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      True...haha.

      But seriously...being a leader and dressing at least a little more cicely than your subordinates, does help keep things in order strangely enough.

      I'd say go with what many of us do...dress casual for days you're not crawling under 'cob-webby' desks....nice cotton slacks, nice polo style shirt, or even a comfy button down one with the sleeves rolled up would be nice. Polo 'brand' of either of these, would be nice....they're a little $$, but I find they are quality made and do hold up to a lot of wearing/washing cycles. And they look nice and classic.

      For days you may be crawling around...wear a decent shirt, and jeans.

      If your going to be public facing at all....try to get a feel for the customer's/vendor's dress level coming in, and try to match that....if you are business casual, when speaking to them, tell them that it is business casual there when inviting them....so they will know they don't have to go the jacket/tie route that is often expected in those situations.

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    6. Re:Dress Code by jeffmeden · · Score: 4, Informative

      If he had common sense do you really think he would be asking a bunch of nerds for fashion advice?

      You are assuming it's a He. You fail common sense (see submitter's name for reasonable doubt).

    7. Re:Dress Code by dcsmith · · Score: 3, Funny

      ... What is "common sense" to you is not to another. Dress codes are superficial.

      That's just common sense.

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    8. Re:Dress Code by jellomizer · · Score: 3

      It is different for each organization.
      1. Customers: Who are your customers? Do you meet with them? How Do they Dress?
      2. Travel: Are you expected to be seen in public?
      3. Culture: What do others ware in your level of position?

      The place I work is formal, my normal ware is a Dress Shirt and a Tie, Slacks, and black shoes.
      I have worked at places that were less formal where I can get away with a polo shirt or a collard short sleaved shirt.
      But I found a button down collared shirt is the good medium.

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    9. Re:Dress Code by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      The same "common sense" that might tell you the Earth is actually flat. What is "common sense" to you is not to another. Dress codes are superficial.

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    10. Re:Dress Code by citab · · Score: 1

      damn ... spent all my mod points already.

    11. Re:Dress Code by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Since when does a female, nerd or otherwise, ask a male nerd for actual fashion advice? That's not exactly our strong suit.

    12. Re:Dress Code by Kyont · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If she had any common sense, she wouldn't have let herself get promoted to management!

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    13. Re:Dress Code by Homr+Zodyssey · · Score: 3, Informative

      You said that you were wearing jeans and t-shirts, so we can assume that is within the cultural norm. I would suggest trading in the T-shirt for something with a collar on it. In order to maintain your geek-cred, you could check out the "First Party" line of shirts over at penny-arcade.

      On the other hand, a tweed jacket and a bow-tie would work.

    14. Re:Dress Code by KateKintail · · Score: 5, Funny

      Strong SUIT. I see what you did there. And better to ask fashion advice from fellow nerds in my industry than from my beauty queen of a younger sister who'd probably have a heart attack looking at my wardrobe :-)

    15. Re:Dress Code by ethanms · · Score: 2

      +1 on the collar... that's basically the distinguishing point between "business casual" and "who's that slob?". Think Geek has a small assortment of polo's, and some of those are even reasonably priced once on sale/clearance (~$13).

      If you're a lady... well... as little as I know about men's fashion I know even less about lady's fashion, but I'm thinking a polo might not be a good choice.

    16. Re:Dress Code by TheSeatOfMyPants · · Score: 1

      There are also polo shirts made/shaped specifically for women, so that shouldn't be a problem, I would think.

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    17. Re:Dress Code by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen to that! My wardrobe is equal mix geekwear (ala thinkgeek) and equal mix dressy casual, and it still gives my sis the cringes. Without fail.

    18. Re:Dress Code by mjwx · · Score: 2

      If he had common sense do you really think he would be asking a bunch of nerds for fashion advice?

      You are assuming it's a He. You fail common sense (see submitter's name for reasonable doubt).

      You're assuming that just because the submitter is using a female name they are actually female.

      I could be a dog in Sweden for all you know.

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    19. Re:Dress Code by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      let me sniff your ass to make sure

  3. It's the little things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I work in academia... I dress professionally most of the time but occasionally bust out the geeky t-shirt or wear a pair of Converse in leiu of dress shoes. My office also screams geekery.

  4. boxers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Boxer shorts and a pocket protector.

  5. easy by alphatel · · Score: 1

    Wear Tevas. Doesn't matter what else you have on. Fridays don't wear any shoes at all. For better or worse you'll fit right in.

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    1. Re:easy by AshFan · · Score: 2

      Personally, I have noticed that wearing pants of some sort really says, "I am a confident leader". Also, consider "Garanimals". The trick, is to match the animal on the shirt, with the one on the pants.

    2. Re:easy by BiggoronSword · · Score: 1

      I wore Tevas into my job interview. Got the job.

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    3. Re:easy by mcvos · · Score: 1

      Tevas for an indoor sitting job? Are you nuts? You should wear Birckenstocks of course.

      For normal programmers, dress code is flipflops and hawaii shorts. For a manager, I'd say jeans and Birckenstocks is probably your best bet.

  6. Does it really matter by zero.kalvin · · Score: 0

    If your interactions are only with people from the company then who cares what do you dress like ?

    1. Re:Does it really matter by PhrostyMcByte · · Score: 1

      Agreed. If you've got clients visiting and for some reason they might see you, then dress up a little. Otherwise wear what you want. It's not like being choked by a tie will make you perform any better.

    2. Re:Does it really matter by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Pretty much this.

      Dresscodes are simple.

      Manual labor (packing off boxes, crawling under desks, racking servers), jeans are mandatory. If you command someone to crawl around on a rough cement floor or mess with pointy server racks in slacks, you better give them hella paycheck to pay for expensive new pants all the time. Jeans take a beating, so you let your employees wear jeans if their pants are gonna take a beating.

      Everything else, business casual. Go ahead and put on a good show when you're out dealing with other execs, if you want to wear casual do it. A suit is normal, but only so you don't frighten CEOs who can't dress themselves. Why should I match my shirt and pants and belt when I can just wear a white button shirt and a $200 monkey suit? (Belts are always black, by the way) Wearing business casual to a meeting full of suits is taboo because it makes the suits think about the uncomfortable fact that some people don't need their mommy to dress them in the morning.

      If you really want to have some fun, put bare feet in your dress code. Like, really, put in that gaudy shoes like knee-high boots with six thousand buckles are not business professional, but that unshod is acceptable attire within the office.

    3. Re:Does it really matter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is stupid, most people will tell you it doesn't matter but it really does. How bad can it be? It's not even that expensive to dress nice and your don't have to wear a suit or a tie, just dress nice (means no jeans). I know people as soon as they see a manager sloppily dressed they do not take them seriously and treat them rudely. If your getting more money and prestige whats the big deal? Grow up and play the part, dress like your dog on the weekends and evenings.

    4. Re:Does it really matter by AshFan · · Score: 1

      This is why I keep an outfit in my filing cabinet.

    5. Re:Does it really matter by Fnkmaster · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I'll never forget when I was a 20 year old intern at a financial firm, and I was invited to a meeting with a CEO from a medical services company we were considering investing in. The analyst I reported to was in his late 20s, a business school graduate, who was admittedly a cocky bastard. First, he let me show up on time to the meeting and talk with the CEO for 15 minutes before he bothered coming. Probably just to put the CEO in his place, letting him know he was on par with an intern.

      When the analyst finally showed up, he was wearing a button down shirt, slacks, and no shoes. He said to the CEO "it's casual Friday, hope you don't mind that I took my shoes off". The CEO, looking only slightly flustered, then said, "no not at all", and proceeded to take his shoes off for the meeting too.

      Some things are just too weird to make up. But yeah, nothing says I've got a sack too big for words like walking around the office in business casual, or even a suit, and no shoes.

    6. Re:Does it really matter by Firehed · · Score: 1

      Depends - do you want people to take you seriously? I think it's safe to assume people dress a bit nicer when meeting with clients/vendors/etc. to be taken more seriously and appear professional. Why would you not want that same level of respect from people you work with every day? There's a matter of balancing your own (physical) comfort, especially when it comes to practical matters like being able to crawl around under desks to set up machines.

      In fairness, I'm banging out code and slashdot comments in jeans and a tee. But I also make sure that my clothes are clean and fit reasonably well: it's practical and comfortable, but showing a bit of effort and self-respect goes a long way.

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    7. Re:Does it really matter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is stupid, most people will tell you it doesn't matter but it really does.

      Some people will tell you it matters but it really doesn't.

      Grow up and play the part

      Grow up and don't play the part. You're not a True Grown Up unless you meet my arbitrary standards.

    8. Re:Does it really matter by iONiUM · · Score: 1

      I don't wear my shoes at work most of the time. It's uncomfortable. We have no dress code, unless you're meeting a client (in which case, I do wear shoes). Aren't all software shops like this? I just assumed so.

    9. Re:Does it really matter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This mostly sums it up. Business casual keeps it professional. Suits are generally only useful if you're meeting clients and whatnot. The best way to decide what to wear is to ask yourself "what message do I want my clothing to send?" My corporation's upper management (at least part of it - we have corporate management and then each facility has its own CEO, CFO etc) sends a "we're down-to-earth" message. One facility's CEO wears khakis and polos every day. That facility's upper management only dons a suit when they have meetings with the corporate C_O's, to match their dress code.

      You don't need to 1-up your employees, but it's also advantageous to dress above them - i.e. "half-up" them instead of 1-up them. If they wear jeans and a t-shirt, wear khakis and a polo. If they wear khakis and a polo, wear khakis and a casual dress shirt. If they wear slacks and a dress shirt, wear the same (plus a tie optional - a tie is a large step up).

      The best way to improve your clothing without dressing differently is to get well-fitting clothing. Clothing that fits onto you does not necessarily fit you well. An extreme example is my friend who wears a size 42 jacket, despite the fact that he should be wearing a 34 or 36 (yes, he's that skinny), because it was on sale. It's so big that he might get lost inside of it. Most dress shirts are shaped like squares. Unless you're shaped like a square (shoulders the same width as stomach) that shirt doesn't fit you well, and will just look too baggy. Simply getting well-fitting clothing will make you appear a half-step above those that don't, even if you're dressed at the same level of formality.

    10. Re:Does it really matter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      (Belts are always black, by the way)

      Actually belt color should always match your shoe color. This is a common men's faux pas, to always select a black belt. If you're wearing sneakers, then yes, black is fine, but if you're wearing some kind of leather shoe, match your belt and shoe colors. It's not as bad as it sounds anyway, usually it just means a black and brown belt, at worst 2 brown belts of different shades.

    11. Re:Does it really matter by scharkalvin · · Score: 2

      It was normal for Steve Jobs to be barefoot in the office. Don't think he would tolerate that from anybody else though. He was a scumbag like that.

    12. Re:Does it really matter by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      who cares what do you dress like ?

      If people don't believe that they care, it is possible to wear something so eye-bleach inducing that they will care.

      Or something so filthy.

      So, basically, there is a line somewhere. The question is where.

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    13. Re:Does it really matter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Manual labor (packing off boxes, crawling under desks, racking servers), jeans are mandatory. If you command someone to crawl around on a rough cement floor or mess with pointy server racks in slacks, you better give them hella paycheck to pay for expensive new pants all the time. Jeans take a beating, so you let your employees wear jeans if their pants are gonna take a beating.

      Man I wish I could convince my employer of that. But I guess the public service component/reference desk part of my job outweighs the never knowing how much time I'm going to be spending crawling around under computer desks.

    14. Re:Does it really matter by Pope · · Score: 4, Informative

      (Belts are always black, by the way)

      No. Belts match shoes: brown shoes, brown belt. Black shoes, brown belt. For guys anyway.

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    15. Re:Does it really matter by Garridan · · Score: 1

      I've been barefoot all summer for every summer for the last 15 years or so. At one point, the dumbass sales manager of my 20-employee company (online-only B2B website; zero risk of client facetime at all ever) got a boilerplate employee agreement that he wanted to switch us all to. I'd already signed an employee agreement, and gotten the "we own everything you do in your off time" clause stricken. So I really didn't want to sign a new contract, and he wasn't the boss of me anyway (we answered to the same boss, who liked me way better).

      As I read through the contract, I was horrified to find a strict dress code. Then, I laughed in the manager's face when I saw "Casual attire may be worn on Fridays, jeans and sneakers may be worn if clean, and jeans must be pleated." The only reference to shoes was "sneakers may be worn" on Fridays. Sounds to me like they expect us to be barefoot every day, except Fridays, when we're allowed to wear shoes. That contract sat on my desk for 6 months, until I quit the company because I'd decided to move back home. I mean... pleated jeans? Are you kidding? There were so many holes in my jeans, you couldn't find a straight line to iron.

      In my experience, hackers working for small companies get free run of the place. I can't imagine working for a company that enforces a dress code.

    16. Re:Does it really matter by StuartHankins · · Score: 1

      I totally agree. The only case with an exception is you can wear a black belt with white shoes... which by themselves are usually less formal. The only other color of shoes I've worn in the workplace is navy. Finding a navy belt is somewhat of a chore, but if you have navy shoes you'd better have a matching belt.

      (BTW I assumed you meant black shoes, black belt. Happens to the best of us and more as we age...)

    17. Re:Does it really matter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That reminds me about when my boss's boss tore into the new guy for jeans in the office (when he was stopping in the office for 5 minutes to grab a piece of equipment he needed for a huge installation project). My boss tried to defend him about how he would be crawling on his hands and knees and would most likely get all muddy and cut up. She wouldn't listen and just kept on going about how he needed to have proper respect for the office and needed to wear proper clothing. Of course, being the PHB, her hypocrisy was on full display when she showed up a few months later in a (very unflattering) string bikini when she was called in for an office emergency.

    18. Re:Does it really matter by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      It's different when it's either explicitly mentioned in policy or when everybody's doing it. I walk around work in Vibrams, but I also have Merrell Barefoot shoes I usually wear. The Merrells have a zero-millimeter heel-toe drop, but a stiff 14mm thick heel.

      Most shoes have a thick heel--my combat boots (goretex lined, thinsulate, etc, waterproof and warm for $150--girls pay that much for Uggs that warn not to walk in them "too much"!) are the most awkward shit, the heel is like 3 inches thick and they're 1/2 inch at the ball of the foot. Most shoes seem to have some 1/2 to 3/4 inch sole at the ball, then 1 1/2-2 1/2 inch at the heel.

      Barefoot is natural. It's also hazardous, hence the Vibrams; in an office environment this isn't a problem, and honestly I've walked 9 miles on pavement through a poorly maintained city (rats, rusty nails and broken glass) barefoot and not got a scratch or a blister. Raised heels can cause or aggravate back, knee, and hip problems; and a firm, raised arch can (read: does) weaken the tendons in the foot. I've experienced that first-hand: I used to wear Reeboks with a raised arch for a few years, then switched back to Converse with the absolutely flat soles (I wore those for a good decade or so growing up)... it was incredibly painful. Months of physical therapy (read: walking in flat shoes or no shoes, and for a while I had insoles in the flat shoes to supply some support) fixed the issue; I use raised arches in bicycle shoes now, I don't walk in them.

      In any case, I have some smooth, shiny black linen pants (almost but not quite slacks, Lands' End Twill Pants really) and I've noticed that they really do look somewhat stylish with no shoes. NOTHING makes Vibrams look stylish. Technical issues (read: traction) aside, though, I think you could get away with formal-wear (tie and tails, gowns) ballroom dancing with no shoes. A woman in a gown can DEFINITELY pull it off barefoot; a man has to overcome a little dissonance with the slacks, but it's more a curiosity than a clashing.

      In any case, it's harmless if there are no workplace hazards (workplace hazards call for boots; severe crushing hazards call for steel or brass toed boots), and tactful. Shorts are less tactful (kilts are actually pretty gaudy in American culture standards). It's really a matter of people LIKING women's legs and nobody liking men's legs, hence why women can get away with skirts but men need appropriate length trousers.

      Still, if you're trying to keep a professional image, it's valuable to push it as far as you can. A workplace still FEELS professional with a minor deviation; it becomes part of local business culture. Major deviation changes the established image, instead of amending it. Think suits vs business casual, you really have different expectations of a business casual environment versus a formal environment, but they're both professional... but if the business casual folks all wear baseball caps during baseball season, you take a second look and then just shrug and accept that as a little expression (and you expect that kind of expression in a casual environment, whereas a formal environment you wouldn't expect some suited-up lawyer to wear a fucking baseball cap).

    19. Re:Does it really matter by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      BROWN belt with BLACK or BLUE pants?????

    20. Re:Does it really matter by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      White is less formal?! Are you kidding me?!

    21. Re:Does it really matter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like stories.

      I like stories about Pinatas.

      In fact, I like everything you have to say

    22. Re:Does it really matter by Anubis+IV · · Score: 1

      I believe he was being deliberately facetious in suggesting that a brown belt matched both brown and black shoes, hence the "for guys" at the end.

      In fact, I'm abiding by that dress code today. Black shoes with jeans and a brown belt.

    23. Re:Does it really matter by JazzLad · · Score: 2

      BROWN shoes with BLACK pants?????

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    24. Re:Does it really matter by sbenitezb · · Score: 0

      I haven't found yellow belts yet.

    25. Re:Does it really matter by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 3, Funny

      KETCHUP?! With LOBSTER you want KETCHUP?!

    26. Re:Does it really matter by ethanms · · Score: 1

      At least a dozen people at my company go around in socks w/ no shoes while at the office... though I had to admit that heading into the restroom (which is shared with other companies on our floor) seems to be a stretch.

      I take my shoes off at my desk, and very occasionally will head to a neighboring cube to talk something out w/ putting them back on.

    27. Re:Does it really matter by DrLang21 · · Score: 1

      Easy solution. Wear braces. Then you don't have to worry about what to do with your ox blood monkstraps or camel wingtips.

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    28. Re:Does it really matter by retchdog · · Score: 1

      my friend worked at a mini-golf course which unofficially offered occasional free games for friends of employees.

      my second time, i showed up to claim it without shoes and played my round. my friend was promptly fired the next day for my bare feet.

      this was at a fucking mini-golf course in hick-ville. i would be extremely cautious about being barefoot at work for any reason.

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    29. Re:Does it really matter by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Wait, business casual means jeans, right?

    30. Re:Does it really matter by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      What happens if you've got the wrong color? Do you get kicked out of the club?

    31. Re:Does it really matter by PeanutButterBreath · · Score: 1

      This is stupid, most people will tell you it doesn't matter but it really does.

      Some people will tell you it matters but it really doesn't.

      For a lot of people, it does matter. The fallacy is that it matters because it is important -- that wearing khakis and a button down is a meaningful expression of adultness and professionalism, and being judged as such is a meaningful assessment of a person's worth as an employee, colleague and representative of a company.

      In fact, it only matters because it is a handy way to identify that a cog meets the spec. for the machine.

    32. Re:Does it really matter by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      You do realize there are dress shirts in other colors than white, right? Not to mention that matching suits to ties and shirts is actually one more item to match beyond business casual wear. Not to mention the right shoes, watches and other accessories. There's nothing about dressing well in business attire that is lazy, unless you have no idea what you are doing.

      You wear a suit when you want to impress upon someone that you are there for business. Admittedly, this is a holdover from the days when even some manual laborers wore at least coats and people in any white collar jobs wore white collared shirts and suits to work. In short, if you face customers, you wear what they expect, if not, business casual is not too bad. At my work place, directors and above tend to go with the higher end of business casual, frequently wearing dress shirts with dress pants without ties or suit coats. Other places, everyone wears polos and khakis. You can't really go wrong that way.

      As for a woman... I won't lie, people tend to have higher expectations of women's ability to pick something nice out. She can get away with jeans as a staffer, but as a manager, she may want to start thinking about the female equivalent of khakis. Problem with pants is that it is really going to depend on how she looks in pants, which is not going to be as consistent for women as it is for men. If she has an HR or accounting department, there tends to be a higher percentage of women in those. I would take some cues from what some of those women wear, if you filter out the obvious glamour girls. Those are sit down jobs where you aren't getting under desks and it should match what people might expect out of you as a manager. If she uses the sales women or marketing women as models, she will tend to be quite overdressed for what she's doing.

       

    33. Re:Does it really matter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's always funny watching lazy, entitled, arrogant children talk down about something they will never experience in real life. If you ever do get the chance to have a real job that has a real dress code you'll learn pretty fast why they have them. I can guarantee those people you harbor so much irrational hate for are far more skilled than you at applying clothing.

    34. Re:Does it really matter by grcumb · · Score: 2

      If your interactions are only with people from the company then who cares what do you dress like ?

      It does matter, on a psychological level. If your attire contrasts too much with everyone else's, people will think of you as unique, which is not to say strange. It's one of the tricks the modern BBC uses to make the Doctor weird and friendly at the same time - they dress him at the edge of plausibility, but using inoffensive colours and well-cut garments. It gives people under-the-skin cues for how they should feel about him.

      I've found one tried-and-true method for taking advantage of this phenomenon: Dress more or less like everyone else, but spend a little more than they do on your clothes. So if your team tends towards jeans and t-shirts, buy really good quality jeans, iron them and wear unique, even hand-made shirts with interesting designs (but no slogans). Buy a really good quality belt and shoes.

      The effect is that people will unconsciously identify you as one of them, but with a trifle more status than the others. Kind of like an animal with a sleeker coat of fur.

      Nota Bene: Good quality does not mean flashy. It's almost the opposite. The hallmarks of quality are that it's subtle, understated and designed to look as good in a decade as it did on the day you bought it.

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    35. Re:Does it really matter by cusco · · Score: 2

      Business clothing, casual or otherwise, doesn't have to be expensive. While $150 might buy two blouses at Nordstrom, that same $150 can fill an entire shopping cart at Goodwill, and if you take your time a lot of it can be designer or premium brand clothes. While ripping your Alfani skirt on a server rack would be a tragedy if you paid the full $650 for the suit, when it cost you $12 it's not that big a deal any more. If you loathe shopping as much as I do drag along a partner who actually enjoys it and the experience won't be quite so miserable. Plus you get to giggle together at some of the truly bizarre items that turn up there.

      It's a good idea to keep a change of wrinkle-resistant clothes in your car or office. Nothing says "unprofessional" quite like showing up for a meeting with executives and customers with half a cappuccino slopped down the front of your white blouse, or a big rip in the butt where the old RS6000 grabbed you as you tried to squeeze behind it. Speaking from experience, on both counts.

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    36. Re:Does it really matter by Cederic · · Score: 1

      I think you could get away with formal-wear (tie and tails, gowns) ballroom dancing with no shoes

      One of the best dancers I know dances barefoot:
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUmlHhQDXAs

    37. Re:Does it really matter by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Black shoes. With everything.

      I wear black jeans so yeah, even jeans.

      I wear sports sandals when I'm wearing shorts. I wear neither to work.

    38. Re:Does it really matter by Cederic · · Score: 1

      If you ever do get the chance to have a real job that has a real dress code you'll learn pretty fast why they have them. I can guarantee those people you harbor so much irrational hate for are far more skilled than you at applying clothing.

      I have a real job that has a real dress code. The man that demands it is a cock, the dress code is stupid and unnecessary and some of the smartest dressers are frankly fucking incompetent.

      How about letting people dress comfortably in the office and enjoying the individuality and creativity that releases. Focus people's teamworking on the work, not the way they dress.

    39. Re:Does it really matter by Tesen · · Score: 1

      My 100% constant work dress as a developer:

      Black pants, black shoes, black socks (yes I've seen ppl wear gray, white, red etc with the forementioned), black belt and a nicely colored shirt, sometimes plain color sometimes with discrete pattern on it (if it takes more than 2 seconds to analyze the pattern... nope aint going to be worn). Now depending on the color shirt, the exposure of my t-shirt I normally wear will define the color of t-shirt.

      When I was supporting a manufacturing environment's network and computer based production systems jeans and collared shirt since I was crawling around alsorts of oil, yuck and other stuff.

      Oh and if you are female there is a fine line between a nice shirt, with slight exposure to "Hey I am a slut, promote me or let me blow you." The latter you may be able to pull off if you do not have the attitude to go with it.

      Tes

    40. Re:Does it really matter by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      No, jeans are casual. Lands' End sells top quality business casual stuff. And jeans, which are nice--though honestly I'm a traditionalist, although Levis has eliminated the traditional cuts (like the 509) that people respected since the dawn of time. Levis are more authentic for the simple reason that Levis invented the damn things.

      In any case, business casual usually involves a clean-cut style with subdued colors and polo shirts (with buttons, but not a full button up shirt), an undershirt, and some form of linen trousers. I point at Lands' End because Polo seems to be more of a boating thing--everything they make looks like something you'd wear on vacation day, hanging out by the pier drinking shitty beer and eating crabs. Though Doc Martin and a few others are also respectable (not my style).

      T-shirts, jeans, and shorts are casual-wear. Jeans and t-shirts are allowed in some environments out of necessity (durable, cheap), in others as a dress code compromise. Jeans are still trousers; shorts aren't, and aren't work-appropriate in a business casual environment at ANY time. As I said, people like women's legs, and so skirts are fine on women; it's really that arbitrary. "Male dominated society" is the usual explanation, but really even women like women's legs.

    41. Re:Does it really matter by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      I don't even go that far. I'm a fan of Lands' End and I buy direct ... around December. Last time they gave $40 off and free shipping per $100 order, so I made 3 $100 orders. I shopped overstock, got $70 pants for $40 each, packed in some socks and shirts I needed to round to $101 $105 $107, with the 40% off that brings my $70 pants down to $24 each overall. Solomon Grundy want pants too!

      In the end I got some $600 of stuff for $220-ish. Good Will is cheaper, sure, but I make 3 times as much as I spend. My expenses amount to around $1200/mo (gotta eliminate that car loan soon...) and I make over $60k/year. My clothes are in good working order, I sew and repair them and then dump them at Good Will after 2-3 years and buy new stuff. That doesn't mean I'm going to go spend $150 on 2 shirts, though; hell no, I get my correct size in tailor fit at $20-$25 per shirt, THEN discounts (and you can break a 30% discount so often on Lands' End that I won't buy if they're not running that deep a sale). If I wanted to spend so much money, I'll have my clothes actually tailored to fit me; off the shelf stuff is cheap or I'm not buying it.

    42. Re:Does it really matter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you. That is so nice. But sadly, I don't have any stories about Piñatas.

  7. Geek boss dress code by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Yes. You must be dressed when you come to work.

    1. Re:Geek boss dress code by cyberspittle · · Score: 1

      Not if you work from home.

  8. Look to Gene Kranz by amliebsch · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Mission control, 1960's, shall forever be the exemplar of true nerd fashion. However, in a bow to modernity, the pocket slide rule could probably be replaced with a smartphone.

    --
    If you don't know where you are going, you will wind up somewhere else.
    1. Re:Look to Gene Kranz by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      ...but only if the smartphone has the slide-rule app installed

    2. Re:Look to Gene Kranz by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those thick glasses, man.

      That's the look of a man who knows what he's talking about.

    3. Re:Look to Gene Kranz by HeckRuler · · Score: 4, Funny

      The concept of a program to simulate a slide-rule on a smartphone both enrages the efficiency-minded and practical part of me and makes my inner-geek sqwee with want.

      So now I hate and admire you.

    4. Re:Look to Gene Kranz by undefinedreference · · Score: 1

      Was that some kind of dress code? In the pictures they're all wearing short-sleeve button-up shirts (white or plaid) with slacks, belts, pocket protectors (packed full of writing implements), and outdated (by roughly 3-5 years) ties.

      I'm far too young to have seen the TV broadcasts, so I don't know exactly what it was like, but the pictures are pretty funny.

      To the OP: Shirts should be button-up in solid colors or simple 2-color plaids. Pants should be chinos (currently pleats are out) in black or khaki (far more utilitarian than dress slacks but smarter looking than jeans). Wear a black leather belt if the shirts need to be tucked in (if the bottom of the shirt is not cut straight across, you must tuck it in). On casual days you can drop to a golf shirt, which must be tucked in (in spite of the cut of the bottom), and may be worn with jeans, but must be worn with a belt.

    5. Re:Look to Gene Kranz by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The slide rule is to the calculator as the long bow was to the musket. The long bow was both more accurate, more deadly, and faster to use than the musket. Plus it worked in the rain, which the musket did not. Ammo could be retrieved and reused. Problem is it took a lot more training to use a long bow. Someone well versed in the use of a slide rule could beat you like a child using the latest ti calculator, for problems it was designed to handle that is. Any 5 year old can use a calculator, its like a baby's toy.

    6. Re:Look to Gene Kranz by amliebsch · · Score: 1

      You know, I'm not sure if there was an explicit dress code beyond "shirt and tie," or if it was simply a case of everybody following Kranz's lead. I'm fairly certain that engineers were originally expected to wear suits, but somewhere along the line that rule was relaxed and short sleeves permitted due to the heat generated by all the equipment.

      --
      If you don't know where you are going, you will wind up somewhere else.
    7. Re:Look to Gene Kranz by operagost · · Score: 1

      I thought the point was that Gene wore a vest... usually a light colored one. And his ties weren't geeky skinny ones that were a few years out of date at the time.

      --

      Gamingmuseum.com: Give your 3D accelerator a rest.
    8. Re:Look to Gene Kranz by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      enjoy!

      http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/slide-rule/id288454455?mt=8
      https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.timscott.sliderule&hl=en

    9. Re:Look to Gene Kranz by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amusing comment, but I don't see how it actually should enrage the efficiency minded.

      Using a calculator app or slide rule app, the GUI overhead is far, far in excess of the computational power to do the actual number crunching. So, hypothetically speaking, if your slide rule app GUI is as or more efficient than the calculator GUI, and you are efficient using it as an interface, it may well be more efficient than using the calculator app, all things considered.

      Of course, you may be enraged by the inefficiency of a slide rule app compared to an actual slide rule. But that is a different problem...

    10. Re:Look to Gene Kranz by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=nz.gen.geek_central.infinirule&feature=search_result#?t=W251bGwsMSwxLDEsIm56Lmdlbi5nZWVrX2NlbnRyYWwuaW5maW5pcnVsZSJd

    11. Re:Look to Gene Kranz by DMUTPeregrine · · Score: 1

      I don't have a pocket slide rule, but I do have a pocket caliper. Comes in handy more often than I'd expect.

      --
      Not a sentence!
  9. Your staff by buchner.johannes · · Score: 2

    shouldn't need to derive its judgement of your professionality from your clothing -- as long as you provide professional work, wear whatever you want. If you have meetings with other directors that can't tell if you're good (Dunning-Kruger says hi), wear something similar to what they wear.

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    NB: The message above might reflect my opinion right now, but not necessarily tomorrow or next year.
    1. Re:Your staff by captaindomon · · Score: 4, Insightful

      But the key thing to remember is that people WILL judge you based on what you are wearing. So don't dress on how people should act, dress on how they will act, if you care how they act toward you.

      --
      Just because I can hook a shark from a boat, I do no offer to wrestle it in the water.
    2. Re:Your staff by Missing.Matter · · Score: 4, Insightful

      shouldn't need to derive its judgement of your professionality from your clothing

      In an ideal world, I suppose looks should not matter, but in reality appearance accounts for a lot. "Wear whatever you want" is very dangerous advice, given people have very different ideas about where the boarder lies between appropriate and inappropriate, but we all have a pretty clear idea about what conservative or work dress is. I think The Office (US Version) had a pretty good take (NSFW) on this.

      The way you look can have just as much an impact on your professional image as your actions, especially with people you don't interact with often and therefore don't get to witness your professionalism. If someone sees you constantly in a Hawaiian shirt and sandals, they are going to form a judgment about you in their head, whether it's justifiable or not. Also consider that you never know what day you're going to meet someone important to your business... a new client, an investor, a new key employee. The first impression these people make of you will be based on your appearance, and could lead to them making a critical decision not in your favor.

      I know the nerd crowd isn't known for their hygiene and fashion sense. Maybe instead of socks and sandals, go for a pair of loafers. Maybe instead of cargo shorts, go for a nice pair of slacks. Someone else mentioned NASA Mission Control circa. 1960. Look at those pictures and you'll see everyone is clean shaven, has a nice haircut, and is wearing a tie. That's probably want you should be shooting for if you want to create a professional image before you even open your mouth.

    3. Re:Your staff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not about "judging" you, they can tell whether you take them seriously or not by whether you bother to dress yourself properly. Check out the "Try This On" podcast (especially the suit episode).

    4. Re:Your staff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "but in reality appearance accounts for a lot"

      And that is why the biggest con-men and other confidence criminals are well dressed and groomed.

    5. Re:Your staff by a-zarkon! · · Score: 1

      See if you can get approval to for contracting with a uniform-supply company to furnish you and your staff with identical sets of snappy-looking jumpsuits. This will be met skeptically at first but eventually embraced by the group as they realize that:
      1) They no longer have to pay for "work clothes"
      2) When they are crawling around tracing cables they are not ruining their work attire
      3) They no longer have to worry about finding a clean shirt to go to work (assuming you contract with a service that also provides laundering)
      4) They no longer have to think about what they're wearing.

      I've always thought this would be a great plan for those in the IT trenches, probably since the first time I ruined a tie or pair of new pants crawling under a desk or behind a server rack 20 years ago.

    6. Re:Your staff by number11 · · Score: 4, Informative

      But the key thing to remember is that people WILL judge you based on what you are wearing. So don't dress on how people should act, dress on how they will act, if you care how they act toward you.

      That's true. When people dress in suits, I always assume they're going to try to steal something from me, but don't want to get their hands dirty.

      Some will rob you with a six-gun, some with a fountain pen.
      -Woody Guthrie

    7. Re:Your staff by defaria · · Score: 2, Informative

      This is a bunch of bullshit. Real people know that performance - not appearance - counts. A lot depends on environment and the prevailing culture. For example, you say "if someone sees you constantly in a Hawaiian shirt..." ya know, *IF* you were in Hawaii, it would be expected that you'd be in a Hawaiian shirt. If you came into your Hawaiian office in a bulky and sweat suit you're be seen as the idiot!

      In Silicon Valley, the dress is different than in stoggey old NYC.

    8. Re:Your staff by amliebsch · · Score: 1

      That would be great! Get them with the cursive name patches, too. And might as well strap on elbow pads by default for working under the desks!

      --
      If you don't know where you are going, you will wind up somewhere else.
    9. Re:Your staff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Idealism is cute. People always automatically judge you based on their first impression. Visually, this always includes clothing. Dress the part and you'll have the perception of being in charge. Wearing jeans and a t-shirt makes you 'one of the guys' and you'll get taken advantage of.

    10. Re:Your staff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is, Real People don't matter once you are in management. Now you have to ass kiss, nose wipe, etc. all those above you as well as (attempt) to please those who work for you.

      The suggestion we gave our tech's when going on-site (and they were all class-A, bring their A-game all the time code junkies) is to always dress slightly better than your clients up to full suit and tie. If you clients are in Dockers and a Polo (the communist outsourced stuff to CHINA! give me a break), you wear a sports coat and slacks with a dress shirt. In this case, you should dress slightly better than your average worker-bee. That way leadership knows you are in charge, but you're not so stuffy as to not be able to relate to those that work for you.

      In short, it all depends on the overall work environment.

    11. Re:Your staff by DrLang21 · · Score: 1

      Real people also suffer from subconscious cues. Granted, the appropriate dress code is highly dependent on industry and geographic location. But there is a sliding scale everywhere for "respectability" that people subconsciously respond to. The day I started wearing a sport coat every day to work was the day that it inexplicably became easier to get people to listen to me in meetings. And the more a person responds to that kind of irrational behavior cue, the more you need to appeal to a less rational side of that person to give them effective direction.

      --
      I see the glass as full with a FoS of 2.
    12. Re:Your staff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      See if you can get approval to for contracting with a uniform-supply company to furnish you and your staff with identical sets of snappy-looking jumpsuits.

      Something like this, maybe.

    13. Re:Your staff by PeanutButterBreath · · Score: 1

      Real people also suffer from subconscious cues.

      And the ability to detect and override these irrational reactions is a much greater indicator of a good prospective employee (IMO) that the ability to ape "respectability".

    14. Re:Your staff by tachin1 · · Score: 0

      "Real people know that performance - not appearance - counts"
      Not in my experience sorry to say.

      --
      I'm always right, except when i'm not.
    15. Re:Your staff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Could you provide a link. Google has failed to provide me anything relevant.

    16. Re:Your staff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We shouldn't need to do a lot of things, but confusing fantasy with reality is never a good idea. Regardless of what happens in that perfect imaginary universe you've created, in the real world you very much will be judged by your clothing. If you can't manage to dress yourself properly, why the hell should I let you manage anything in my business?

    17. Re:Your staff by Cederic · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yeah, back when I worked for a bespoke dev house and worked onsite at the clients, I'd turn up in a suit & tie, chat to management, get the details then hit the trenches.

      Jacket off, tie off, top button undone and the short-sleeved shirt immediately gave me credibility with their staff, backed up with professional expertise and serious delivery.

      Everybody happy, particularly my bosses back at base.

    18. Re:Your staff by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Unless, of course, you really do call the shots. Then you dress how you want and woe to those that misinterpret it.

      Worked for Steve Jobs, but works for lesser mortals too.

    19. Re:Your staff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The wise man adapts himself to suit the world. The fool persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the fool.

    20. Re:Your staff by MartinSchou · · Score: 1

      When people dress in suits, I always assume they're going to try to steal something from me, but don't want to get their hands dirty.

      Jeez ... what kind of funerals have you attended?!?

    21. Re:Your staff by SpooForBrains · · Score: 1

      and an unlicensed particle accelerator on the back ...

      --
      "The dew has clearly fallen with a particularly sickening thud this morning"
    22. Re:Your staff by Mattsson · · Score: 1

      Personally I think the tie is the most ridiculous piece of clothing that's still in fashion.
      It should have gone the way of the codpiece a long time ago.

      --
      /.Mattsson - My native language is not English, so please don't whine over linguistic errors. (That's lame anyway...)
  10. Au naturel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In pants, surrounded by discarded Cheetos packets

  11. who cares? by kungfuj35u5 · · Score: 1

    For day to day operations does it really matter? I do not find a person's dress code at all reflects their abilities and I am damn sure not distracted by what someone wears. Then again I am looking at code all day, not people.

  12. Crawling under desks by somersault · · Score: 3, Interesting

    If you're still crawling under desks, then you obviously don't want to be wearing a suit. I just wear my jeans and t-shirt, and occasionally throw an shirt on over the top when I want to be a bit more "professional". The dress code here is "anything with a collar". I got into trouble for wearing awesomely comfortable sweat pants one time, so now I stick with jeans :p

    --
    which is totally what she said
    1. Re:Crawling under desks by mrmtampa · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Do not crawl under desks; delegate! I once worked at a bank where our IT manager was an extremely competent programmer who had been promoted to AVP. One day the VP, his boss and mentor, caught him going through some code with us and he hit the roof. He actually promised to fire him if he ever caught him at it again.

      As far as clothes go, keep in mind that your visibility is now vertical, not horizontal. Dress for your audience. Or follow the consultant guideline, dress one level above your constituents.

      I know its BS, but its also reality.

      --
      "There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy." Hamlet (I, v, 166-167)
    2. Re:Crawling under desks by HeckRuler · · Score: 1

      Isn't there any hope that we can shape the reality around us? Even just a little?

    3. Re:Crawling under desks by DrLang21 · · Score: 2

      Not really. People will be people.

      --
      I see the glass as full with a FoS of 2.
    4. Re:Crawling under desks by somersault · · Score: 1

      And that's why I don't ever want to go into "management". Why give up the enjoyable parts of the job, the things that made you love the job in the first place, just to make more money?

      --
      which is totally what she said
    5. Re:Crawling under desks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Entirely appropriate.

      As an AVP, his overriding priority was to make sure that the organization had the right people and tools in place to accomplish the work. If he had to roll up his own sleeves to rescue you, then he was failing at his job. Either there weren't enough of you to do the job (his fault for not hiring more), or there weren't any of you with the necessary skills to do the job (his fault for not hiring the appropriate people), or you didn't have adequate understanding of the job to do it on your own (his fault for not defining the problem.) Or maybe you were just incompetent (still his fault for hiring you and keeping you on.) If your department really did depend on his technical skills that much, then he never should have been promoted to that level without having first trained a replacement.

      Or maybe he was just slacking off and doing more-satisfying technical work rather than the annoying management bullshit he was being paid an AVP's salary to do.

    6. Re:Crawling under desks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why did he hit the roof?
      I could understand If you say he was doing your work for you, but what is the point of having a manager if you can't talk to them about problems you have?

  13. You can't go too wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    If you adopt Mitt Romney's look.

    1. Re:You can't go too wrong by cayenne8 · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      I don't know, the continual glazed look of incomprehension can be off putting.

      Yeah..kinda like Obama, when the teleprompters go blank.....

      --
      Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.........
    2. Re:You can't go too wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      Are really so dumb as to still be repeating the wingnut nonsense about Obama needing a teleprompter?

      Sure, other wingnuts will nod in unison and pretend that you all know what you're talking about, but to the rest of us, it's just nuts.

    3. Re:You can't go too wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm, it's no secret that Obama uses teleprompter. It's not "wingnut nonsense". The only nonsense here is you denying what is fact.

    4. Re:You can't go too wrong by operagost · · Score: 2

      Let's be honest: haven't you heard this guy when he goes off-script? It's not pretty.

      --

      Gamingmuseum.com: Give your 3D accelerator a rest.
    5. Re:You can't go too wrong by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

      It happens with a lot of politicians. Los Angeles Mayor Villaraigosa could do a passable version of William Shatner's Kirk if he replaced the uhs and ums with silence in his off-the cuff remarks.

      --
      You can never go home again... but I guess you can shop there.
    6. Re:You can't go too wrong by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      It happens with a lot of politicians. Los Angeles Mayor Villaraigosa could do a passable version of William Shatner's Kirk if he replaced the uhs and ums with silence in his off-the cuff remarks.

      From what I've seen, that guy is pretty much an idiot too.....from what I've seen, it doesn't even do that well on teleprompters. Isn't he about to be indicted on some charges?

      --
      Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.........
    7. Re:You can't go too wrong by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

      Not that I know of, though he did (does?) have a habit of messing around on his significant other.

      --
      You can never go home again... but I guess you can shop there.
  14. Don't crawl by jdigriz · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Your staff members should be the ones crawling under the desk. You're the department head for God's sake. Act too busy or something. Rank hath its privileges. Personally, as a self-employed consultant, I wear a button-down with the collar open and black Dickies work pants (non-cargo) as ordinary dress pants rip too easily and get snagged on stuff while crawling under desks.

    1. Re:Don't crawl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Your staff members should be the ones crawling under the desk. You're the department head for God's sake. Act too busy or something. Rank hath its privileges.

      It's got nothing to do with rank having privileges. It has everything to do with now that you are in a management position your job is to help your people get as much done as possible. This may (and probably will) include interfacing with other managers, organizing and assigning tasks for your team, etc.

    2. Re:Don't crawl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, a lot of us enjoy being made to crawl around by bossy girls. Whee!

  15. Of course. by Quakeulf · · Score: 0

    T-shirts, jeans and sneakers. There you have it.

  16. The best is when people break the stereotype. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cargo pants, muscle shirt and a utility vest full of unfathomable gizmos. Fedora.

    1. Re:The best is when people break the stereotype. by CanHasDIY · · Score: 2

      Cargo pants, muscle shirt and a utility vest full of unfathomable gizmos. Fedora.

      Not just any muscle shirt, mind you, the black see-through mesh one.

      That just screams "professional."

      --
      An enigma, wrapped in a riddle, shrouded in bacon and cheese
    2. Re:The best is when people break the stereotype. by amliebsch · · Score: 1

      No, no, you want to say "serious business." Mirrored shades, porn 'stache, aloha shirt, silk sport coat, and a concealed smartphone holster.

      --
      If you don't know where you are going, you will wind up somewhere else.
  17. Yes. by o_ferguson · · Score: 1

    Just a middle finger held high, motherfucker.

    --
    - In Soviet Korea, only old people loose all their bases to Natalie Portman's petrified hot grits overlords.
  18. Appearance matters by pudding7 · · Score: 3, Informative

    That said, you don't have to wear a suit and tie. Black/Brown shoes, nice jeans, and a long sleeve shirt (untucked).

    1. Re:Appearance matters by Rei · · Score: 4, Informative

      That said, you don't have to wear a suit and tie.

      I don't think that "First time submitter KateKintail" was planning to wear a tie. I mean, she could, but...

      Kate: consider a geeky mug on your desk (I have ":w! saves") and geeky accessories (earrings, necklaces, bracelets, etc - I even have a purse made of computer-keyboard keys). You can also totally geek out on your fingernails with nail pens. Mine right now have the Pirate Party logo.

      --
      "... Sean Hannity, whose surgery to remove those bolts from his neck was apparently successful, ..."
    2. Re:Appearance matters by alexander_686 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Look at your peers. How do fellow managers dress? If you are meeting external people (clients, vendors) how do they dress. How does your boss dress? I had a point haired boss who gave me 1 good piece of advice, don’t dress for the job you have, dress for the job you want.

      Be neat. Clean, well-fitting cloths go a long way. Some people can pull of a professional look in jeans, t-shirt and jacket. Some people can’t pull this off, but there are a lot of geek polo shirts floating out there.

      Be subtle. Be more like Howard Wolowitz then Sheldon Cooper from the Big Bang Theory. Sheldon’s t-shirts tend to scream. Howard always a little geek around him (belt buckets, pins, etc.)

    3. Re:Appearance matters by Anomalyst · · Score: 2

      belt buckets

      Does one hang them next to where the onion is tied?

      --
      There is no right to feel safe thru security vaudeville at the expense of everyone's freedom, privacy and tax money.
    4. Re:Appearance matters by SuperQ · · Score: 2

      Yea. I've been slowly growing out of just jeans/tshirts for a while. About 5 years ago I decided to get in better shape and stop dressing like a slob. Of course that doesn't mean dropping the relaxed jeans and t-shirts altogether. I also didn't want to be a boring suit or wear awful business casual crap. I see enough of the cookie cutter kahki-and-baby-blue-shirt bros around. Worse yet is the ones that can't even get button down shirts that fit them properly. It's like they're a baby-blue hot air baloon.

      Here's what I've been doing recently:
      * Properly fitted non-faded jeans unless the fading works with the shirt. It doesn't have to be skinny hipster jeans, but it should fit better.
      * Nerdy shirts, but never if it's a haynes square cut T. They have to be similar cut to the American Apparel standard fit T. Get rid of the baggy shit.
      * Some button down shirts, but never baby blue, pink or some shit unless it's fitted or has some style. The best ones I have are custom taylored. There's a few places online that will make you taylored shirts for dirt cheap. I got mine from http://taylorstitch.com/
      * I've got a personal taste for wool suit vests. They work well with un-tucked shirts and arn't as boring as a normal suit.

      If you gotta wear a suit, don't goto a department store unless you want to look like a sales droid. There are a ton of small to medium size designers out there that have much more cool stuff.

      Boring white button down shirt? Hell no, try this:
      http://storeroom.nicecollective.com/men/shirts/higgs-button-up.f11-5129/

      Polo shirts? Bleh.
      http://www.shopskunkfunk.com/#view=details&item=ABENE-MN1

      Sales robot suit? Nope.
      http://www.johnvarvatos.com/Cotton_Hook_And_Eye_Jacket/pd/c/66/np/66/p/4173.html

    5. Re:Appearance matters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the technical credibility stakes, the ranking in most places I've worked goes a little like this:

      Techies > Managers > Directors > Sales > Marketing.

      Unfortunately most of those options in the links do look quite far to the right end of that scale...

      Depends entirely on what image you wish to project...

    6. Re:Appearance matters by Gary · · Score: 1

      If you're a male and take this approach it also serves as a form of birth control, aka, involuntary abstinence.

    7. Re:Appearance matters by KateKintail · · Score: 4, Interesting

      LOL Thanks for noticing :-) I do own ties... but they're usually for costuming/cosplaying, not business formal. I'm so not a girly girl (I don't think I'll ever have the time/energy/desire to paint my nails) but the Pirate Party logo sounds pretty darn epic :-) And having an excuse to invest in more geek jewelry for a more subtle nod seems like a great route to try.

    8. Re:Appearance matters by Milgrams37 · · Score: 1

      As a nerd who is a consultant in the fashion industry, I find myself walking into new situations and having to prove myself to people at all levels of a company (analyst programmers to CIOs) where how people look is their business. It's human nature to make snap judgements on initial appearances, so boldly wearing your favorite Shroedinger's cat joke T is probably not the best move. However, I believe there's a way to continue to show your nerd pride and keep your personal sense of style while continuing to fit in. A couple thoughts (not knowing whether the OP is male or female): - Present yourself the way you want to be received. Look at the other directors and their attire. You don't have to dress as they do, but you do have to fit in somewhat. Their attire will give you the range you can work within. If they wear anything from business formal (suits and ties) to NY business casual (suit, no tie), you should work within that. Same is true if they're wearing anything from sweats to jeans. That's the range to work within. - After determining the range, add your flair. If everyone's wearing black suits and white shirts and you don't dig the mortician look, buy a black suit with some texture or pinstripes. Add some color to the outfit with a shirt or tie or both. Get a different cut suit (e.g. English vs. Italian vs. American). Be careful not to stray too far, but find something that's more your style within the range set by your peers. You can show some nerd pride at this point too, but don't go crazy. If you're wearing a polo-style shirt, wear one with a TARDIS or alien head on the chest instead of a pony. Accessories can be playful like a a good, nerdy bracelet or watch (I wore a Disney Goofy watch that ran backwards for the first half of the 90s). Have fun with ties/scarves. There are ties that can fit in "the range" while being quite geek (no, fish or keyboard ties don't qualify here). In the end, if done right, your fellow geeks will notice. The nons won't. They'll think you're one of them. - Dress for the day. Directors and managers are both leaders and doers. Some days, you'll be running with your staff. Some days, you'll be running with management. Know "the range" for each of these groups and dress to it. More often than not, you'll be running with both. In that case, dress to the management style. - Alexander_686 is right. Clothes should be neat and well-fitting. Even the generic, business casual khakis and a button up look bad if they're unpressed, worn out, and hanging off you. Just because an office may be casual, doesn't mean you should be sloppy. Sloppy dressers aren't taken seriously by management. Don't show up in wrinkled clothing. Match your leathers (Whoever said "belts are always black" is wrong. Belts and shoes match. Generally handbags and small leather goods match your shoes too.). Shine your shoes, if they're supposed to be shined. Get a good haircut (not saying it has to be short or conservative). - Feel good in what you wear. You may not be dressing entirely like you want because you're "playing the game" a little, but make it yours. There will be times you'll have to leave all the nerd at home and dress straight (e.g. interviews, meetings with your bosses boss, etc.). In those cases, a nice little tip I read years ago: Wear the wildest underwear under the most conservative outfit. You'll smile each time your reminded of your little secret. One final thought: The good news is that the initial impression is just that. It's fleeting and only serves to give you the opportunity to prove yourself. Once you've proved yourself to the people around you, which you have since you're being promoted, it becomes less important what you wear (Keyword being *less*. Don't get sloppy!).

    9. Re:Appearance matters by Rei · · Score: 1

      Lol, I'm used to it myself. That's Slashdot for ya'. ;)

      Heh, I'm helping develop the computer systems for the new Icelandic branch of the Pirate Party (we're fortunate, as our founder is already a member of parliament, so we've instantly got representation - yeay!). So I painted my nails as such for the meeting. I usually try to do stuff like that - for example, one time when I was meeting with a group of physicists to discuss an idea of mine for using anodized aluminum oxide templates to produce nanoscale capacitors, I painted my nails with the probability distribution function of spin-0 particle in 1 dimension. Nail pens are just awesome ;)

      Thinkgeek is always great for accessories - everything from an anatomic-heart necklace to a sundial ring.

      --
      "... Sean Hannity, whose surgery to remove those bolts from his neck was apparently successful, ..."
    10. Re:Appearance matters by xevioso · · Score: 1

      tl;dr and
      as a nerd
      you
      should
      know to
      occasionally
      use a
      line break
      .

    11. Re:Appearance matters by Cederic · · Score: 1

      You can also totally geek out on your fingernails with nail pens. Mine right now have the Pirate Party logo.

      Given the stir I caused in the office dying my head red (for just one single day, due to a company mandated celebration no less) I'd love to see the reaction if I did that.

      You've inspired me :)

    12. Re:Appearance matters by sourcerror · · Score: 1

      Oh, she's a woman! I just saw a movie with a hacker woman in it, I think we can use her as a frame of reference for dressing:

      http://filmaria.co/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/dragon-girl.jpeg

    13. Re:Appearance matters by Macgrrl · · Score: 1

      One of the good things about being a female geek - I wear my hair fire-engine red most of the time. :)

      It works well with all black suits and a black shirt.

      --
      Sara
      Designer, Gamer, Macgrrl in an XP World
    14. Re:Appearance matters by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Sadly as a bloke working for a bank in the North-West of England, I have to deal with multiple layers of prejudice.

    15. Re:Appearance matters by Swave+An+deBwoner · · Score: 1

      "Brian has 37 pieces of flair."

    16. Re:Appearance matters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Authority and geekiness for women: the Princess Leia Hoodie!

    17. Re:Appearance matters by Inda · · Score: 1

      Some insight:

      All the men in the office wear a shirt with no tie (we're project management and the tie went out of fashion years ago), black trousers, black shoes. The more daring might wear pink shirts, trying to look butch, and failing. Most, like myself, keep it clean and wear white shirts (I change it every day boys). There's the picture in your mind's eye.

      Women in our office are critisised for their choice of clothes. Some wear low cut tops, showing off all they own - this is frowned upon as the office is no place for that sort of thing. Some wear suits that must cost a month's wages - this is frowned upon too as it alienates people who cannot afford to spend that sort of money. Some wear these new patterned trousers that look like pyjamas - frowned upon again; this is a professional office. Some wear tshirts they've been given by reps and you'd think they were going to wash the car at lunch time...

      What is acceptable: black trousers, not so tight that the wearer is suffering from VPL. White blouse, clean cut, buttons done up. Black shoes with a low heal.

      Then again, if you're of the shallow type, the older men love low cut tops, tight trousers with a VPL, high heels, red lippy, and enough perfume to mask dog shit from a dog shit factory.

      Do you want to judged by the clothes you wear?

      --
      This post contains benzene, nitrosamines, formaldehyde and hydrogen cyanide.
    18. Re:Appearance matters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a (female) IT consultant and need to be taken seriously by management and not look like a suit to fellow engineers.

      The problem is suits tend to be conformists, and engineers tend to be non-conformists. So you have to find the right balance between conforming and not conforming.

      I try to find and incorporate cyberpunk-inspired clothes and accessories - (think high-fashion, not too much rave) - bright colors, asymmetrical lines, color blocking,futuristic themes. I mix and match this stuff with normal office wear so it's not sensory overload to look at me.

      Antique jewelry tends to be much higher quality than most modern stuff in a similar price range. You easily can find stuff that's both sophisticated and highly eccentric. Antique scarves can also be very unique and interesting.

      I've found the sally hansen peel-and-stick salon effects nails can last up to two weeks if carefully applied. So I can have wacky designs with minimal maintenance. It's amazing how much people notice your nails - its worth the effort in my opinion.

      Good luck!

  19. Geeky yet classy by gerald626 · · Score: 2

    dress like The Doctor all the time. Bow ties are cool! 8]

    1. Re:Geeky yet classy by eternaldoctorwho · · Score: 1

      It's a Stetson. I wear a Stetson now. Stetsons are cool.

    2. Re:Geeky yet classy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      dress like The Doctor all the time. Bow ties are cool! 8]

      Just make sure it's not like the 6th Doctor!

    3. Re:Geeky yet classy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [bang as the Stetson flies off your head] Hello Sweetie.

    4. Re:Geeky yet classy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't dess like Matt Smith. He dresses like a duffus. Bow ties are not cool.

      Dress like David Tennant. A nicely tailored suit and sneakers. In the winter you can pull off a nice Tom Baker to keep you warm.

    5. Re:Geeky yet classy by EliSowash · · Score: 1

      I used to work for a men's clothing company. I had to wear a suit every day. I wore it with Chuck Taylor's on my feet. Later, I noticed the 10th doctor did too.

    6. Re:Geeky yet classy by KateKintail · · Score: 1

      Hmm. I do already have the Converse trainers/sneakers...

  20. A paradoxical situation by LighterShadeOfBlack · · Score: 1

    When it comes to computer work, if you're high enough in the department to be expected to follow a dress code you're high enough to not have to adhere to said dress code.

    Problem solved.

    --
    Spelling mistakes, grammatical errors, and stupid comments are intentional.
  21. Depends if you want to be a code monkey forever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    If you want to move up in your company it doesn't hurt to dress the part. I've seen people who dress in jeans and ratty t-shirts languish in their positions while better dressed sleeved shirt and nice pants (nice shoes too sorry) pass them. I hate to say the truth here but good looking people do better than sloppy looking people. That said it's by no means a reflection of your abilities or aptitude

  22. Depends by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are you going to be meeting with upper level management like the CEO or CFO a lot? I have monthly meeting with the Board of Directors and the CEO. The expect business casual. were slacks and a polo shirt, with black dress shoes and a belt.

    If I could have it my way all I'd wear would be t-shirts, shorts, and sandals. You really need to look whom you will be interacting with on how you should dress.

  23. Functional over fashion by Infernal+Device · · Score: 2

    I've been considering that. Polo shirt w/cargo pants (darker, rather than lighter) is probably the easiest solution that bridges the gap. If you need to dress up more, just keep an pressed Oxford shirt handy and you should be good.

    --
    "My God...it's full of trolls!"
    1. Re:Functional over fashion by Urza9814 · · Score: 1

      I was thinking the same, though I would advise regular khakis over cargo pants for work. Just as comfortable (a bit more in my opinion) but they look a hell of a lot nicer. If you need extra space for tools, put 'em on your belt. Of course, that certainly depends on the company as well. If it's all internal work and you aren't going to be meeting any high-level managers, cargo pants would probably be fine. But yea, keep a shirt and possibly tie handy in case they're needed. And probably better pants if you're wearing cargo pants, though that's a lot harder to change.

  24. First rule of geek dresscode by sourcerror · · Score: 5, Funny

    The first rule of geek dresscode is that you don't speak about geek dresscode.

    1. Re:First rule of geek dresscode by KateKintail · · Score: 1

      Ooops. I fail. Will I get voted off the internet now?

    2. Re:First rule of geek dresscode by ClassicASP · · Score: 1

      The second rule of geek dresscode is........_you_do_no_speak_about_geek_dress_code_.

  25. Contractor wear by Papa+Legba · · Score: 5, Informative

    In the computer contracting field, which tends to be semi-profesional dress, what you are shooting for is bussines casual Slacks, black shoes, button up shirt (short or long sleeve) with no patterns on it.

    Remember two things, you should not be climbing under things anymore. Directors direct others to do this work. Secondly you are now going to have to play interdepartment politics. this means you are going to have to make sure people take you seriously. this, unfortunatly for humans, means a dominance display in the form of your clothing. You are not going to win a budget fight and be taken seriously wearing clown shoes no matter how correct your argument is.

    So accept that in your new world clothes still donates status and ability. You need to adapt because you are not going to change the course of human evolution overnight.

    --
    Papa Legba come and open the gate
    1. Re:Contractor wear by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 1

      >> means a dominance display in the form of your clothing

      See here for some suggestions.

    2. Re:Contractor wear by houghi · · Score: 2

      So accept that in your new world clothes still donates status and ability.

      This happens everywhere. When I went for my first technical job, I dressed down.

      I have people not accept me because I was wearing a costume. When I was in all jeans, they did.

      Even people who want to be different from the establishment and complain that they are not accepted because of how they look, will look how you dress and decide if they accept you based on that.

      It works both ways. I would (wrongly) rather have a guy in a black geeky t-shirt handle my web server then a guy in a suit.

      --
      Don't fight for your country, if your country does not fight for you.
    3. Re:Contractor wear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I see a challenge here. Clown shoes might help to get your point across, especially if the issue involves Madagascar, fashion or a circus.

    4. Re:Contractor wear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      It works both ways. I would (wrongly) rather have a guy in a black geeky t-shirt handle my web server then a guy in a suit.

      Quite - I've found that my long hair/jeans/combat boots look gets me treated more seriously as an admin than a guy in a suit. Though I also think my lack of a proper Unix wizard beard is really holding back my career.

    5. Re:Contractor wear by Skewray · · Score: 2

      Remember two things, you should not be climbing under things anymore. Directors direct others to do this work.

      Your job is to get the work done. Sometimes you have to do it yourself. Once everyone forgets that your know your job and thinks of you as a management drone, you are replaceable. Occasional public demonstrations are beneficial.

    6. Re:Contractor wear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remember two things, you should not be climbing under things anymore. Directors direct others to do this work.

      It's one thing to say that generally the people whose job it is to climb under tables do that and then the director wouldn't be doing that because it's already being done. It's something completely different for the director to refuse to go anywhere near that kind of task because it is beneath him. That is only for people with mental issues or who work for someone with mental issues so that they need to conform to this kind of world-view that you are expressing. If it became clear to me that someone was behaving like this, that would immediately put that person from the "human being" category to the "this person will fuck over anyone around for the merest hint of being able to express his domineering tendencies". What you are describing is not a workplace practice, it is a personality flaw and a very serious one at that. Might pretty much work out OK if you are directing low-skill laborers where retention doesn't matter much, but if you are managing people that it would hurt to lose and you need to hire people who have other options, well, you're going to need to be offering a much higher salary than you would have needed to as a human being and you'll still have issues with retention.

    7. Re:Contractor wear by snooz_crash · · Score: 1

      >Remember two things, you should not be climbing under things anymore. Directors direct others to do this work. ...depending on the size of the organization. Speaking as a director and as a continuing desk diver, I agree with the "Contractor wear" top thread, but keep a pair a jeans in a drawer in your office/cubicle, just in case. ...and congrats on the promotion.

      --
      ceci n'est pas un sig
    8. Re:Contractor wear by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Simple rule: Wear a suit to job interviews.

      Just ask the question: You guys look pretty relaxed. Is that the normal dress code? Cool, I work better when I'm comfortable.

    9. Re:Contractor wear by LeanSystems · · Score: 1

      Remember two things, you should not be climbing under things anymore. Directors direct others to do this work.

      Wow. If you are in a management position, I am glad I don't work for you. If you have a boss that acts this way, I feel sorry for you.

      I am a Director. I manage 10+ supervisors and managers. I still do all the jobs I did when I was an hourly employee (but on a less frequent basis). I crawl under desks. I was the one running accross campus when we were laying fiber. I put dishes in the dishwasher when others leave them in the sink.

      I have found out one important thing in my life... once you think you are too good for something, you will get smacked back to reality. So now I try to stay ahead of the curve and keep myself grounded. I know any day now I could be out on my ass looking for another job... ranging from Network Tech to General Manager.

      On the other point, you are correct. Politics will start being a major factor as you move up the chain. Again, I counter that by simply working harder. I don't wear clown shoes, but I am not the sharpest dresser. People respect me because of my ability and my work ethic. I do what is needed to get the job done and I do it well. Politics, dressing sharp, and other tactics will fail when put up against my strategy of keeping those tatics in mind, but focusing on working hard and putting out excellent work.

    10. Re:Contractor wear by lanswitch · · Score: 1

      Have you tried growing a ponytail? It's a good substitute for the beard.

  26. General rule of thumb ... by Spectre · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ... for any workplace when it comes to dress:

    Look at how your boss dresses. Your normal, "I'm not meeting with clients" work wear should NOT be dressier than your boss on a typical day, but shouldn't be significantly trashier either, unless you have filthy work duty* that your boss doesn't participate in.

    Actually this rule of thumb applies to behavior, handling of issues, manner of answering the phone, all kinds of things. Check how your boss and your peers around the company do something, assume it to be the corporate norm, and adapt that corporate norm to your specific situation.

    *poking around through a raised floor/dropped ceiling and the like

    --
    "Flame away, I wear asbestos underwear"
    1. Re:General rule of thumb ... by MartinSchou · · Score: 1

      Your normal, "I'm not meeting with clients" work wear should NOT be dressier than your boss on a typical day

      My boss likes to walk around in shorts and a wife beater. Are you seriously suggesting that I should walk around in shorts and topless?

      Personally I much prefer a suit (sans tie and jacket when doing regular work).

      One of the advantages of my personal preference is that I can be dragged along to an unexpected meeting with about two minutes notice (enough time to save everything, lock the workstation and tie my tie) without looking like scum and scaring people away (which, honestly, a lot of us do - myself included when I'm on vacation).

      And it's not exactly difficult to mark yourself as a geek/nerd, even if you're in a suit and tie. Just have a look around ThinkGeek for ties, tie clips, cuff links, watches etc.

  27. Polo shirts by pierreboulez · · Score: 1

    Depends on the corporate culture. Definitely wear polo shirts or similar collared shirts; no T-shirts. In some places IT middle management wears jeans; in others it's Dockers or similar khakis. I've been a contractor for a few years, formerly in IT management, and I've seen this dress in many, many places.

  28. Facial hair? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Neckbeard? ;)

  29. Betteridge Strikes Again! by gallondr00nk · · Score: 1

    No.

  30. Im the only IT guy at an insurance company.. by jpedlow · · Score: 1
    As the only IT guy here (120 users, 9 servers), they make me wear dress pants/shoes/shirt at all times.

    It's a bit frustrating, but they are very stuck in the 70's that way...but they give IT a decent budget so I cant complain too much :)

  31. Where do you see yourself in 5 years? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you think your 'look' doesn't effect your ability to get promotions your wrong. For IT involving physical labor the generally accepted dress code (by upper management) is jeans and tucked in shirts with collars. For IT focused on programming and software fixes the general dress code is same as other desk workers (ie sectaries, HR, AP, etc). Just remember as a boss you set the standard for your employees, you show up in jeans and a t-shirt, they show up in shorts and a wife beater (extreme example).

    FYI this comes from round table discussions with division supervisors of an enterprise level oil and natural gas company.

  32. Dress for the role you want next by anjrober · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Ignore all the "it doesn't matter what you look like" comments you are bound to receive on slashdot.
    Dress like the role you want next
    Yes, you can wear t-shirts and jeans and stay exactly where you are today.
    Dress like an adult. This generally means khakis and a button down shirt or polo shirt.
    Sure, sometimes you can slide in jeans, but have nice ones.
    No t-shirts. no sandals ever.
    go to jcrew, banana republic, etc.
    and stop asking slashdot for clothing advice

    1. Re:Dress for the role you want next by alphax45 · · Score: 1

      Best advice so far!

      --
      K Man
    2. Re:Dress for the role you want next by mulvane · · Score: 1

      I am so going to start dressing like a male porn star...For straight films of course!!! I know you sick bastards would think otherwise..

    3. Re:Dress for the role you want next by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dress like the role you want next

      Of course if, like in my case, the position I have achieved is the highest I want in the company (anything higher would just be politics without any real interesting tech to play with, with much more overtime to boot) I pretty much can dress how I like now. ;-)

    4. Re:Dress for the role you want next by vlm · · Score: 2

      I am so going to start dressing like a male porn star...For straight films of course!!! I know you sick bastards would think otherwise..

      Well, at least the goatse guy doesn't need cargo pants to carry his cellphone. Or tablet.

      --
      "Science flies us to the moon. Religion flies us into buildings." - Victor Stenger
    5. Re:Dress for the role you want next by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree, look at how your boss dresses. Odds are you will want to be considered for his/her role someday. It will make it easier for decision makers to picture you in the role.

    6. Re:Dress for the role you want next by PeanutButterBreath · · Score: 1

      Dress like an adult. This generally means khakis and a button down shirt or polo shirt.

      So, dress like a retail sales lackey?

      In general, I agree with "dress for the role you want next". I don't want to be anyone who is a paper hat away from being mistaken as a Taco Bell server. I want to be in a role that respects ability and performance, not appearances and conformity.

      And don't shope at J. Crew or BR. Again, go for performance, not appearances.

    7. Re:Dress for the role you want next by HeckRuler · · Score: 1, Insightful
      Said like a corporate climber who's not interested in the job they have, but only with how high they can climb.
      How you dress is important, for office politics.

      Yes, you can wear t-shirts and jeans and stay exactly where you are today.

      And you say that like it's a bad thing.

    8. Re:Dress for the role you want next by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dress like an adult. This generally means khakis and a button down shirt or polo shirt.

      That gave me a good laugh. Conforming to peer's clothing is what teenagers do best and it's exactly what you are suggesting. Singling stereotypical teenage behavior out as being adult is weird, even if it's something that adults do too.

    9. Re:Dress for the role you want next by kwerle · · Score: 1

      That's why I always wear jeans and a mock turtleneck.

      I kid. I really don't wanna be the CEO of any company.

    10. Re:Dress for the role you want next by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you ever considered what the term "pecking order" really means? With chickens, there is a literal pecking order, with chickens of various statuses ahead of others. When you introduce a new chicken, there is a sudden shift in this order as a new dominance hierarchy is developed. The same thing happens with people, all of the time. At work, while driving, at the grocery store, etc, as we constantly give off and react to various non-verbal cues.

    11. Re:Dress for the role you want next by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 1

      ... no sandals ever...

      In the Pacific Northwest, socks with sandles *is* part od "Business Casual".

      So sayeth a mid-level manager who wears Eddie Bauer button-down shirts, Dockers, and socks with sandles - every day.

      --
      If you want news from today, you have to come back tomorrow.
    12. Re:Dress for the role you want next by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am so going to start dressing like a male porn star...For straight films of course!!! I know you sick bastards would think otherwise..

      No one here wants to see you naked

    13. Re:Dress for the role you want next by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 1

      So, for me that means bathrobe and bunny slippers; e.g. retired!

      --
      I swear to God...I swear to God! That is NOT how you treat your human!
    14. Re:Dress for the role you want next by Cederic · · Score: 1

      argh! socks with sandals is a crime against humanity.

      Stockings with high-heel sandals is perfectly fine if it's cold out, but socks?? noooooo!

    15. Re:Dress for the role you want next by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 1

      Cederic, it's a Pacific Northwest thing. Here, you will see it everywhere. People seem to think it's strange, but I don't understand why.

      Maybe I'll devote an entire blog to the subject...

      --
      If you want news from today, you have to come back tomorrow.
  33. Hoodies optional as CEO by cyberspittle · · Score: 1

    How you dress sets the tone in the office.

  34. geeky tie by Cyko_01 · · Score: 1

    Put on the dress shirt and pants but throw in a geeky binary tie or something

    1. Re:geeky tie by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      I've got to second the geeky tie, but would add a tie pin to it. Right now, I've got my Battleship tie pin on my Tazmanian Devil tie. I also have a USB plug tie pin. I'm planning on making a lego tie pin that I can stand minifigs on.

      I got my tie pins here: http://www.etsy.com/shop/thelovelyteaspoon?section_id=5539827 But there are tons of other options on Etsy.

      --
      My sci-fi novel, Ghost Thief, is now available from Amazon.com.
  35. Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Bow ties are cool.

  36. Business Casual by The+Dancing+Panda · · Score: 1

    Nice Jeans/Khakis and a collared shirt. It's not hard, and you look like a respectable but casual person.

  37. You set the tone by undeadbill · · Score: 4, Insightful

    As the Director, you get to decide the dress policy for you staff, aside from whatever HR may demand. At least, that is how it is in most workplaces. So, expect your staff to take a cue from you and dress slightly down from whatever you may present. If that ends up being the case, some monogrammed polo shirts might not be bad to keep around (you know, Horde logo, Tardis, etc). For interviews, I would consider wearing the minimum of whatever YOU would expect someone would come to an interview in. Based on what little you wrote, I would guess a polo or bowling/tropical shirt?

    Aside from that, I would doubt that dressing up matters much at your workplace if you were promoted to Director and like dressing in t-shirts and jeans.

    1. Re:You set the tone by DavidRawling · · Score: 1

      This is the first reply I've seen that has the right idea. I'd take it a step further though, and suggest that you should decide how you want your staff to look and use that to guide your own choice of clothes. If you're happy with them in jeans and t-shirts, go slacks or "nice" skirt and matching top, and make it clear if they ask, that you prefer (need) them to dress in jeans and t-shirt or better "just in case". Remember your customers may not be outside your organisation, and internal people will judge your staff's clothing just as much as will an outside customer.

  38. Sport Coats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wear nice jeans.. not ratty ones. Pick your favorite geeky shit, then slap a nice, earth tone jacket over it. It gives you the professional looking edge over the others, while showing your geek pride.

  39. Speed Suit by PeanutButterBreath · · Score: 1
    1. Re:Speed Suit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      At a prior job as a server admin at a research university, I bought two special outfits: one jumpsuit, and one lab coat. I had my name and university logo on both and added some vendor logos and patches. I'd wear the jumpsuit to the IT staff meetings and the lab coat to Research staff meetings.

    2. Re:Speed Suit by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 1

      Rub some axle grease all over your face and clothes. Always walk into a room wiping your hands off with a pristine white towel. Regardless of what you're working on, bitch about "the damned carburetor again..." Grumble a lot about cheap foreign parts breaking.

      I see where you're going...

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    3. Re:Speed Suit by jroysdon · · Score: 1

      We literally have this sort of thing for server room work. We got tired of tearing up perfectly good clothes. The ones we have are only like $40.

  40. Polo shirts and khaki pants by rmmeyer · · Score: 1

    In general, most places that I've been in during my 30 year career have had managers and supervisors generally wearing golf shirts and khaki pants or something similar. This is for places that have no real dress code other than clean, in good repair and not offensive.

    I would take a look around the company and see how the rest of the team leaders dress. Regardless of how the geeks dress, you're going to need to peddle influence in order to get your budget and policies passed. The better you dress (without overdressing your higher level managers, the more respect you can garner from people that have no clue about IT.

    Check out what your manager and his peers wear and go even with that or *one* step lower. If the company president wears jeans and band tee shirts, it don't matter none...:-)

  41. You could go for the NV pimp look by Penurious+Penguin · · Score: 1

    Especially if you are handling security. I deduce this not from experience, however; I deduce it from Verizon.

    Yeah, I keep dropping that link. Can't help it.

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  42. go packers! by slashmydots · · Score: 1

    There was 1 guy who 100% of the time worked in IT on phone support and never worked in the field so he usually came in grey sweatpants and a Packers jersey. You could actually show up to a million dollar job interview in a Packers jersey in Wisconsin and it'd still be acceptable but not the sweatpants lol.
    I'm the head IT manager at my company and I just wear khaki or otherwise tan colored shorts, usually with sort of poofy utility pockets since I carry stuff all the time and I'm definitely not carrying a man purse. For the top, I wear something with buttons and usually lines up and down it. It's sort of a technician look or architect. It's a tiny bit geeky but still would look normal on a non-IT worker and looks pretty good overall. My other 2 jobs had the exact same dress code as well. If any job told me to wear a suit every day just to work in IT, regardless of the position level, I'd tell them to shove it up their ass. I'm pretty skinny but I'd sweat like crazy in something like that, let alone having to crawl under a desk with it to hook up a monitor.

    1. Re:go packers! by vlm · · Score: 2

      For the top, I wear something with buttons and usually lines up and down it. It's sort of a technician look or architect.

      Yeah yeah whatever we can keep telling ourselves that. More realistically I wear vertical lines because they're "slimming".

      I'm shocked no one has suggested other corporation shirts. That's popular where I live and work. My DEXCS vendor gave me a nice tee shirt. Our SONET vendor gave me a nice shirt. I've got firewall company shirts, "partner" company shirts, seemingly all of the RBOCs IXCs and LECS including the now out of business ones, both major router vendors, Hurricane Electric gave me a nice shirt when I maxed out/completed their ipv6 tutorial thingy back in ye olde 00's decade, donno if they still do that. The most prized are the "I'm and old timer and you're not" shirts such as companies that have been dead for a decade. I had a chance (but missed it) to get a "ma bell is a cheap mother" tee shirt. Back when I got my CCNA and CCNP over a decade ago (LONG since lapsed) I got shirts for those "achievements" too. If you've been in the biz long enough, and you're not too hard on clothing, you can probably have your vendors dress you for free. And it doesn't look too bad. On the other hand, oh boy is it awkward to walk into a meeting with the Cisco sales team wearing a Juniper tee shirt, or "accidentally" wear a competitors logo on company picture day or ID badge picture day.

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    2. Re:go packers! by Cederic · · Score: 1

      wear a competitors logo on company picture day or ID badge picture day.

      Hmm. I suddenly have this need to replace my ID badge. Now, where's that t-shirt a previous employer gave to me..

  43. I hate how casual the work place has become by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm a systems engineer and I dress very nicely for work. There, I said it.

    When I first started here about 6 months ago, I got constant (almost snide) remarks from those who were in the extreme side of the casual camp that I was dressing better than everyone else. Well, yes, I am. I care very much about my appearance and being a professional, thank you. When I first started, people didn't dress the part. Within a few weeks of my arrival the office in general started dressing better. Now even those in the casual camp are dressing better and putting in some effort to personal appearance.

    No, you don't have to wear a suit or a tie, but if you're in some position of authority/believability I believe you should dress the part. T-shirts and jeans are fine for a college campus, not a company.

    1. Re:I hate how casual the work place has become by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Within a few weeks of my arrival the office in general started dressing better. Now even those in the casual camp are dressing better and putting in some effort to personal appearance.

      Just so you know: your coworkers hate you.

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    2. Re:I hate how casual the work place has become by maximusmgm · · Score: 2

      If dressing better helps me earn a larger paycheck or get the next promotion then I'm all for it.

    3. Re:I hate how casual the work place has become by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They probably even take baths now! :D

    4. Re:I hate how casual the work place has become by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If dressing better helps me earn a larger paycheck or get the next promotion then I'm all for it.

      I'd rather work in an organization with an intelligent approach to assessing and rewarding competence.

      In most cases I have seen "dressing better" is nothing of the sort. "Better" is simply shorthand for some convention or another, and no knowledge of garment quality or good fit is required (or recognized).

    5. Re:I hate how casual the work place has become by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      I'd have to agree. I'm wearing jeans and a Hawaiian shirt today, but that's completely appropriate to my workplace. We're a tech company and have very few outside visitors or customer tours, and even the VPs regularly wear jeans and loafers.

      I should mention that I work in San Francisco, and a techie wearing business casual here would be presumed a consultant, and therefore likely to pick your pocket.

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    6. Re:I hate how casual the work place has become by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To support and second this, true story:

      I was one of two IT guys hired by a bank as a part of vocational training. One day, HR called and asked to see me immediately. I showed up and all they said as I stood in the door frame was "No, we can't use him." Talking about me while I was present, how nice. Then they told me to send them the other guy. He wouldn't return to our office for that day.

      What happened? HR ran out of suitable staff to assemble and prepare their booth at the job fair, and had the clever idea to draft the IT trainees. Problem was, I was dressed in shirt, tie and suit. The other guy was wearing a T-shirt and cargo pants...

    7. Re:I hate how casual the work place has become by Tesen · · Score: 1

      See I am in somewhat of a disagreement with that statement.

      Professionalism is not just about your clothing; here is a tip: professionalism is about doing your job well, giving it everything you have and fitting in to your environment. If your environment dictates jeans, t-shirt then so be it! Your boss will decide what is appropriate for your environment or your HR department.

      You may not realize this, but over-dressing for a job and overshadowing your boss and co-workers in a relaxed environment actually is not professional, as it can be condescending and hostile to your peers and superiors.

    8. Re:I hate how casual the work place has become by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Within a few weeks of my arrival the office in general started dressing better. Now even those in the casual camp are dressing better and putting in some effort to personal appearance.

      Just so you know: your coworkers hate you.

      They dont hate him, They pity him.

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    9. Re:I hate how casual the work place has become by mjwx · · Score: 2

      If dressing better helps me earn a larger paycheck or get the next promotion then I'm all for it.

      It doesn't.

      There are two ways to get a raise or promotion.
      1. Get the boss to like you.
      2. Earn it through good work.

      I've see so many useless people who spend a lot of time preening themselves wonder why they get passed over for promotion by scruffy people wearing un-ironed shirts. The reason for this is because the scruffy individual has proven they can handle the job and have earned a lot of real money for the company. Put simply, they dont look like a million dollars, they are a million dollars.

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  44. Depends on Dress Code by TemperedAlchemist · · Score: 1

    If your dress code is full on tux, well, there's not much you can do about that. If it's everything from birthday suit to space suit, then have a riot, HOWEVER...

    Jeans are nice and durable, not that you really need it, but some people like crawling in something tougher than dress pants. But jeans aren't really easy to match up with a nicer top. While you don't have to wear a button down (except if your dress code states it), wearing a t-shirt with a decal or something that does not look nice is probably a bad idea (management will probably regard it as unprofessional), but monochromatic black shirts can be your friend.

    There's also a khaki cargo pants option. I've always enjoyed this personally because of the extra storage space. And they complement an every day dress shirt very well. If you need to spice things up a bit more you can always wear a tie as well.

    If you do choose the t-shirt option, I'd bring a dress shirt and tie in the case you have a meeting or something.

    1. Re:Depends on Dress Code by xorsyst · · Score: 1

      I can't believe no-one's mentioned courdroy trousers yet. They are generally pretty hardwearing, and look respectable enough for a tie, if you want. They are also generally pretty comfortable.

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  45. Swap out the tee shirts for golf shirts by gti_guy · · Score: 1

    When I made the move from worker bee to director all I did was ditch the tee shirts for (mostly vendor-supplied or company) golf shirts and made sure to have a denim overshirt or corduroy sportcoat handy for improtu meetings w/ CxO-level mtgs. Levis 501s and sneakers were still mandatory for geek cred.

  46. Sod this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Shit like this is why I got out of computing. Being an office monkey just aint for me.

  47. Mismatched socks by khendron · · Score: 5, Funny

    To quote the new VP of Development at my company, on the day of his promotion: "I stand here before you wearing one brown sock and one blue sock, demonstrating that you do not need to know how to dress yourself to get ahead."

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  48. Might be time to put some big boy pants on... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Basically, it all depends. Do the other department heads look like an advertisement for J. Crew or for Hot Topic? Remember who is signing your checks, and who has the ability to select or pass you up for further promotions. When climbing up within management, you want to stand out, but in a good way. (As in through your work, initiative and leadership skills.) However you also want to fit in. And while wearing a Han Shot First t-shirt might get nods of appreciation from your WoW guildies, unless your entire office is geek-chic, you'll be seen as an immature kid by the other department heads.

    On the flip side, if all the other heads wear suits, that's not practical. I've ruined many a pair of dress slacks crawling around on floors.

  49. You should always wear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    T-Shirt and shorts, no other option is acceptable!

  50. Not ready yet I think by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What is the world coming to. If you have to ask slashdot what to wear maybe you aren't ready to have people working under you. Just a thought.

    1. Re:Not ready yet I think by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Or maybe you have a sense of humour and are enjoying the responses. I know I am.

  51. Depends on the circumstances by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In a non-tech company, if you have less than 10 people working under you, you can probably get away with polo shirts, dockers, and casual shoes (probably not sneakers) and always be willing to get dirty helping out. If you have more than 10 people working under you, dress slacks and shirt and tie and never get dirty. In both cases, make sure that when your people are responding to a disastrous incident or on a death march that you're there in the office for them and are doing what you can (picking up lunch, coffee, etc.).

    This is how my boss runs things, and I admire him a lot.

  52. First Party by sanosuke001 · · Score: 3, Informative

    Penny Arcade has been starting to put out professional clothing under the "First Party" clothing like. They have polo shirts and ties, I believe. You'll look professional but still show that you aren't a stuck-up suit-wearing ambercrombie-douce wannabe. And they do look spiffy. Just get some kahkis to go with it. You don't really need the tie unless you're meeting with clients and want to wear a button down shirt which I think they have now as well.

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    1. Re:First Party by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      stuck-up suit-wearing ambercrombie-douce wannabe

      That. That right there.

      It's the only thing preventing slashdotters from dressing like anything else but teenagers: our made-up hatred of the assumed motivations of people we don't even know.

      Drop it.

  53. My preference by Abstrackt · · Score: 1

    If you want to dress up a bit wear khakis. Most of your geeky shirts will probably go with them and they hide under-desk dust well.

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  54. Casual is the only way to go by scottbomb · · Score: 1

    If your company agrees, that is.

    As for me, Black Flag t-shirt and jeans is how I roll.

    1. Re:Casual is the only way to go by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oooh, a "tough guy" nerd. With your UID near 1.3 million, I bet that shirt is about a year old but made to look ratty. I'd buy the look if you were actually old, not someone who first learned of Henry Rollins because he was doing spoken word poetry at a coffee house on Melrose. Show us your Big Black (NOT Black Flag) Dead Kennedys shirt with the collar half torn out and cigarette holes and those of us who actually know what you're referring to might give a shit.

    2. Re:Casual is the only way to go by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Henry Rollins?
      Isn't he the jock who joined Black Flag after they had done their best stuff.

      You're going to have to do better than Big Black and the Dead Kennedys if you want some "I was there" punk rocker credits.

  55. you need to wear orange* by circletimessquare · · Score: 5, Funny

    1. cheetos stains are ok on an underling's t-shirt, but as a manager, when you wipe your cheetos hands on your shirt, it should blend in, so you appear professional. therefore, ultraviolet orange is the only shirt color you can wear from now on

    2. you should not wear the same jeans more than 3 days in a row. it is ok to set them out and allow the bacterial mass to age for a day or two, and then wear them another day later

    3. when you take your shoes off, the sock odor whiff from the cubicle next door should not exceed 220 ppm particulates of fungal matter. this level for managerial positions is more strict than 660 ppm particulates of fungal matter for underlings. so socks must be changed at least weekly. if you have a your own office now, then by all means, you do not have to change your sock policy, private offices are allowed mushroom growth

    (* you are asking slashdot for clothing advice. SLASHDOT. what do you expect?)

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    1. Re:you need to wear orange* by rleibman · · Score: 2

      Avoid cheeto stains, use chopsticks.

    2. Re:you need to wear orange* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What, and eat them one at a time?

  56. Director... by crashumbc · · Score: 2

    Depends on the company, but generally, yes being a "director" mean you dress business professional(i.e. suit tie or equivalent).

    If you want to be taken seriously, you need to dress the part.

  57. casual by danbuter · · Score: 1

    I go with khakis and polo shirts. Comfortable, but still sorta classy.

    1. Re:casual by G3ckoG33k · · Score: 1

      Huh?! You wanna look like a Steve?

  58. Tux T-Shirt by Westwood0720 · · Score: 0

    Obviously its one of those t-shirts with the tux imprint on it. Casual Fridays is the shirt that has Carlos wearing aviator glasses.

  59. Fashion geek by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fashion's not just another avenue for showing off your expertise. Even in the humblest styles, wearing nice clothes is a service to others.

    Dress to the role. Apply your expertise with the internet to this -- you can avoid a lot of the cost of shopping by buying from retailers such as www.jackthreads.com or www.gilt.com, and scoping our sales from major retailers.

    Your appearance to others is a worthwhile investment.

  60. I believe in good Hawaiian shirts by DutchUncle · · Score: 1

    The quality level where the pattern matches across the pockets and the front. Abstract or floral patterns. Plain tan khakis. If there's any safety hazard in the area, closed shoes.

  61. Bow ties by nine-times · · Score: 1

    Bow ties are cool.

    1. Re:Bow ties by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only with fezzes, Doctor.

  62. Dress like a hipster.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but you probably would't know what that is....

    1. Re:Dress like a hipster.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I used to dress like a hipster before it was cool....

    2. Re:Dress like a hipster.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I still do, but only ironically.

  63. Geek dress code by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now that KateKintail will have staff/budget a professional style of dress will be required for dealing with the non-technical staff, which probably means collar shirts, durable slacks/tidy jeans of some kind and dress shoes
    I experimented with this in a previous position; most people outside tech support/programming dens treated me better when I dressed better.
    This includes people who "knew better" and the people who approved budgets or signed cheques.

  64. What do the clothes say about you? by HapSlappy_2222 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If you are being promoted to "Director" level, you have more to think about than simply "is this appropriate?" or "am I going to lose my geek cred?"

    You need to determine if your new position is going to be one of true decision making authority, with high level direction and little or no socialization with your team (more of a high level director role), or if the position is more of a classic on-hands leadership role where you can walk amongst your team as sort of a "team captain" (more of a manager role).

    If you feel like you'll be among your team as a leader, but still considered a peer (albeit a "boss" peer), then business casual is probably fine; maybe even the same way you've always dressed. However, if your new position enforces that weird disconnect between your employees (they are no longer peers, but valued employees) then you need to dress as professionally as possible, and leave all of your "flair" out of the deal. Save that for your office trinkets, or leave it at home. Who are you "one" of now? Dress like those people do.

    I don't envy the move to a "director" position for these reasons; while it's an interesting career move, you really do have to set yourself apart through dress and behavior. Your peers will become the other directors, not the team you're managing, and you need to come across as competent in their eyes, too.

    Whatever you decide to do, take care of your new team and be a good boss. That's more important than clothes.

    1. Re:What do the clothes say about you? by KateKintail · · Score: 1

      Excellent. As we only have one fulltime computer/web person (me) and for now just a part-time assistant, my role as far as decision-making for the department does not change at all. The only change will be that I'll have a team of half a person (for now, but eventually 3 people). We've got disconnects between management and junior staff right now, so I definitely want to try to create a more teamlike atmosphere for my department, where they know I'm there to troubleshoot and code and get my hands dirty with them even though I'm the one assigning tasks and running the department's budget. >I don't envy the move to a "director" position for these reasons; while it's an interesting career move, you really do have to set yourself apart through dress and >behavior. Your peers will become the other directors, not the team you're managing, and you need to come across as competent in their eyes, too. Luckily, I've worked here for 6 years and have proved my abilities (and bailed them out of enough situations) to have earned that level of respect among my fellow directors. But making the geekiness more subtle is a good substitute. >Whatever you decide to do, take care of your new team and be a good boss. That's more important than clothes. Excellent point. Thanks!

    2. Re:What do the clothes say about you? by HapSlappy_2222 · · Score: 1

      The only change will be that I'll have a team of half a person (for now, but eventually 3 people). We've got disconnects between management and junior staff right now, so I definitely want to try to create a more teamlike atmosphere for my department

      In this case, delegate *everything* that is appropriate to delegate. You've shown you're reliable, intelligent, and good in a pinch. Now train your new team to be just like you've been, and watch how satisfying it becomes for everyone involved. It's actually really fun to take a green team, train them to succeed at tasks that really do matter, and help them perform. This is the part of management I really miss; much of the rest was boring (paperwork) or occasionally disheartening (terminations and exit interviews).

    3. Re:What do the clothes say about you? by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      You need to determine if your new position is going to be one of true decision making authority, with high level direction and little or no socialization with your team (more of a high level director role), or if the position is more of a classic on-hands leadership role where you can walk amongst your team as sort of a "team captain" (more of a manager role).

      If you're the former, and don't have at least two layers of management under you, please do the world a favor and shoot yourself now, and preferably shoot your boss first.

      Too often in big companies I'm seeing this trend towards anybody who is a manager being holed up in meetings 10x5 and maybe talking to their subordinates about once a month for an hour. I'm not sure that level of disengagement is appropriate even for a CEO. I would think that a manager has to be spending about as much time managing down as coordinating upwards or with peers. Otherwise there is a lot of "decision making" but the people doing the actual work are just going about their days with no real influence by those making the decisions.

  65. Yes. by multicoregeneral · · Score: 1

    Parachute pants.

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  66. Wear good casual by nicolaiplum · · Score: 1

    My attitude to this is to wear interesting T-shirts (complex attractive design or image, or attractive band logo, or amusing slogan, or so on, but not offensive) in good condition, newer good-condition black jeans (always looks smarter than blue), and smart shoes. I've never been poorly groomed, but I have not become worse groomed either.
    This puts me in the category of people who dress casually, but care.

    Another way is to mix some more or less formal clothing, such as very good shoes with casual jeans and shirt, or wear an over-shirt open if that fits your image, or so on.

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  67. Idea for a new tv show? by Hartree · · Score: 1

    Geek eye for the non-techie guy.

    First episode will be RMS doing a makeover on a zombie Senator Ted Stevens.

  68. First and foremost : by jxander · · Score: 1

    The condition of your clothes is just as important as the clothes themselves. As a director, take the extra time to make sure everything fits well, is free of rips/tears, and is pressed (or at very least not wrinkled.) It won't matter what you're wearing if your pants are too short, your shirt if too big, or you're just a wrinkly mess...

    The clothes themselves will vary a lot depending on your office and location. I've found that the East coast (particularly from DC, north) is extremely fond of jackets and ties every day, whereas the west coast is much more khakis and polo at best. Just look at what other directors in other departments are wearing and use that as a guideline. If you want to keep the geek references, they're going to have to get a bit more subtle. Wear a bow tie on occasion (I hear they're cool) or a monogrammed polo with some geek reference. A few examples

    Or perhaps relegate the geek references to your office (you get an office as a director, right?) On the site I linked above, you'll find Portal inspired book-ends, Tardis coffee mugs, Rubix Cube coasters, etc. More than enough paraphernalia to show off your inner geek. Just keep it somewhat low-key. Don't want people mistaking your office for their kid's bedroom.

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    1. Re:First and foremost : by KateKintail · · Score: 1

      Good point about the condition of clothes; I completely agree. >Just keep it somewhat low-key. Don't want people mistaking your office for their kid's bedroom. heehee I fear I've already failed on that count! But the small action figures, TARDIS, and other geek items are restricted to the top of my bookcase, not all over my office, my LEGO knock-off calendar and Simpsons pencil holder being the only exceptions on the desk itself as they were gifts from officemates. Subtle is good. I like subtle. As I'm a woman, I'm not sure I can pull off the bowtie (I have some regular ties, but I've never even tried tying a bowtie), but subtle geek necklaces might be a nice compromise. And I'm in Northern VA (about 2 minute drive from ThinkGeek headquarters, coincidentally) so close enough to DC to borrow their sense of style, though we really have no office dress code or consistency among departments.

    2. Re:First and foremost : by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Bowties do look good on a woman, but only with tails & fishnets. Possibly not the ideal office wear.

      I'd recommend never learning to tie one. Demand that he knows how to, and dump him if he can't.

    3. Re:First and foremost : by jxander · · Score: 1

      Oh ... well I suppose the "Kate" portion should have tipped me off as to gender and the viability of bowties... but c'est la vie.

      If I might make an appended suggestion : skirts/dresses. Not everyday, and certainly not if you're planning on crawling around pulling cables or the like. But once in a while, perhaps on days with more meetings scheduled. Far to few women rock the skirts these days. Nothing wrong with slacks, but mix it up.

      I like the geek jewelry option! Hadn't thought of that.

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  69. There's a simple fix by TrentTheThief · · Score: 1

    All you need to do as add denim shirts to your wardrobe. Just throw one on and leave it unbuttoned and untucked. Get the kind with a pocket so you can carry a couple of pens and a 6" steel ruler.

  70. I'm as big a fan of Heinlen as the next guy by Anomalyst · · Score: 2

    But I aint gonna wear a dress or even a kilt regardless of how well it hides my throwing knife.

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  71. slacks are more comfortable than jeans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wear slacks everyday, and they are more comfortable than jeans, on par with sweatpants. They are looser, and allow for freer movement. In the summer they are cooler as well. I don't buy jeans all that often but I think the price is on par, so as far as worrying about stains and such, that level should be about the same. My old slacks become weekend pants. Jeans are for manual labor where the thicker fabric can help protect your skin. Those situations don't often come up in IT work, as opposed to roofing or landscaping.

  72. what a dumb question by Mister+Liberty · · Score: 1

    baffled - no text

  73. Executive hoodies and dress sweatpants by poobahtim · · Score: 1
  74. Horn rimmed glasses ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Those horned rimmed glasses are bitch to find! And when you do find them, they're obscenely expensive!

    And the skinny ties with - this is a MUST short sleeve white button down shirt, black or navy pants and black shoes.

    1. Re:Horn rimmed glasses ... by andy16666 · · Score: 1
  75. Be sure to wear a tie by stevegee58 · · Score: 1

    It's important to maintain a reduced oxygen flow to the brain to remain effective as a manager.

  76. Do you have frequent customer facing employees? by Ziggitz · · Score: 1

    Where I work if we don't have customers in the office it's jeans and polo shirts, sometimes t-shirts shorts and flip flops on hot days. If we get a customer coming into the office it's business casual. You should probably dress at least as well as your best dressed underlings on a regular basis, but lead the way on a casual friday.

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    There is no memory shortage. yes I have heard of XFCE. Go away.
    1. Re:Do you have frequent customer facing employees? by KateKintail · · Score: 1

      I only see our "customers" once a year at our annual conference, and it's full business formal for that week (as well as during our annual board of directors meeting). All other days, one can roll up in PJs and be fine if one so chooses. I have no underlings yet (it's fun being a computer & web department of one) but that's good advice.

  77. Naked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Coming to work naked is the most geeky thing you could do. I guess. Not sure.

  78. President in Jeans and a T-Shirt by Necroman · · Score: 3, Interesting

    A man Tom Georgens was hired on at LSI back in the late 90's as the president of the company's enterprise storage division (about 600 employees in that division). LSI at the time was a business casual dress code at the time (most everyone wore slacks and a nice shirt, some wore nicer clothes).

    Sometime shortly after he became president of the division he was holding a all-hands meeting at their main development center. That day he greeted everyone at the front-door of the building as they walked in. He was dressed in jeans (possibly shorts), sandals, and a t-shirt. From that day forward engineering started to go to a "tech casual" dress code.

    A number of years later, Tom Georgens became the CEO of NetApp.

    You should wear clothes that fit the enviroment you will be working in for that day. If you plan on meeting with customers you should dress for it. If you are going to just be working with your employees, wear the clothes that you feel is needed to express your attitude towards your employees and peers.

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  79. Look to The Matrix by Aguazul2 · · Score: 1

    In the matrix they are geeky and cool. Not only that but it implies superpowers.

  80. Easy Formal Outfit by wozzinator · · Score: 0

    Tuxedo t-shirt! To quote John C. Reilly: "It says I want to be formal, but I'm here to party!"

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  81. seriously by Frontier+Owner · · Score: 1

    As an engineer, its business casual. Polo or button up shirt Slacks brown or black casual shoes (not sneakers) That said. I keep a pair of coveralls and a tie in my truck. Dress nice, dress professionally, but have a backup plan. No one will think twice about you asking for 10 minutes to grab a pair of jeans and a tee shirt before you start crawling around on the floor showing the workers how to do things correctly. As far as what shirt to wear. go with something plain, no logo, just a solid color. wear it under your polo or dress shirt, toss it when your get dirty or sweaty.

  82. Of course I follow the dress code! by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 1

    I come in to work dressed almost every morning.

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  83. Poloshirt with a Popped Collar by l0ungeb0y · · Score: 1

    Poloshirt with a popped collar and a pair of tennis shirts worn in the "commando-style" are all the rage, be sure to finish it off with a pair of Top-Siders without socks and a faux-hawk and you will be the fashionista rock-star of the IT Dept.

  84. Your days of crawling under desks is over. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As a manager or director, you will be directing other people to do things like manual labor, not doing it yourself unless it's a large all hands on deck project. This is the hardest thing that I've had to learn how to do because I still like to roll up my sleeves and get dirty sometimes. Fortunately in my workplace we all wear the same thing (military uniform) and it lends itself to rough work depending on the uniform. Realistically you want to have business casual for day to day, a decent suit for meetings with upper management and you can probably swing the geeky shirts on casual Friday.

  85. Wear a Star Treh captain's uniform by wisnoskij · · Score: 4, Funny

    and insist that everyone call you Captain.

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    1. Re:Wear a Star Treh captain's uniform by mjwx · · Score: 1

      and insist that everyone call you Captain.

      Erm, Captain.

      Command staff wear gold shirts, not red. Now kindly stand over there and wait for that console to explode.

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  86. neckbeard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's all you need

  87. Simple by _KiTA_ · · Score: 3, Informative

    No Jeans. Ever. You're not stacking pallets. Unfortunately yes, it is the end of your days of jeans.

    Slacks, not Khakis (except, perhaps, on Friday). Black. Maybe grey, depending on how it looks with the rest of your clothes. Black goes with everything, so if all else fails, go black.

    Shirt: Button down, opaque, no logos. Undershirt should not be visible (white t-shirt works best). Yes, you are expected to wear two layers of shirt. I would suggest solid colors, although some of the HR and Management guys at my job look decent in plaid and other simple patterns.

    The pants and shirt I have in my assigned uniform are a polyester/cotton blend. They don't breathe, at all, but they are nearly indestructible.

    Shoes: Black, polishable. Not sneakers. Ask a buddy of yours in the military to help you pick out a good pair of dress shoes / boots, if nothing else. The military guys I work with always have excellent looking boots that they swear are comfortable enough to wear for 16+ hours without killing you. I'm certain some military slashdotter can reply here with suggestions for good, comfortable, decent looking boots.

    Socks: Black, not white. Preferably not athletic socks, although you can usually get away with them. You can't get away with white socks. Black.

    Tie: Optional for techs, usually. If not, go for a bow tie. Bow ties are cool.

    1. Re:Simple by gagol · · Score: 1

      Dont wear black socks with white pants. Have them match.

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    2. Re:Simple by PeanutButterBreath · · Score: 1

      Dont wear black socks with white pants.

      Don't wear black socks with anything other than black, grey or navy pants. Never wear white pants to work (unless it is a uniform).

      Speaking of uniforms, the reality is that anyone from convenience store attendent to CEO may be found in slacks and a button down these days. It has become a universal convention for "professional looking", and thus completely useless for the purpose of discerning anyone's status or attention to their attire.

      Successful people wear what they want. The easiest way to spot a peon is by their cheaply made, ill-fitting conventional corporate attire.

    3. Re:Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was going to buy your pitch but... Boots? blacks socks? bow ties? really... boots?

      Never ask a militar person anything, specially clothing. Unless you want the answer whose job description is: Kill and be killed commanded by greedy bastards or psychopats.

      Pro tip: Socks must match trousers as closely as possible.

    4. Re:Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tie: Optional for techs, usually. If not, go for a bow tie. Bow ties are cool.

      Nice try, Bill Nye.

    5. Re:Simple by _KiTA_ · · Score: 1
  88. Tweed or Herringbone... by cmeans · · Score: 1

    A tweed or Herringbone jacket, and jeans should be enough. You can switch off on a collared shirt & T-shirt. I wouldn't bother with the tie either way.

  89. professionalism 101 by panikfan · · Score: 0

    You dress for the job you want, not the job you have. I'd say unless you're at a College, you should wear a nice buttoned down shirt tucked into nice slacks with a belt and a decent pair of shoes.

    1. Re:professionalism 101 by neminem · · Score: 1

      What if "the job you want" includes "ability to wear a t-shirt"? Just saying. I like my job, it's pretty casual, but not -that- casual: I miss wearing t-shirts every day.

      Meanwhile, unless they're wearing an actual suit, to me a person wearing a belt always implies "person's pants don't fit". Maybe I'm just weird, though.

    2. Re:professionalism 101 by gagol · · Score: 1

      Exactly, I love suits myself, very comfy. Just dont dress better than the owner/big boss.

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  90. Not sure about geek, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At least with one type of geek, programmers, there does seem to be an unspoken dress code. One must wear a beard, a goatee, sunglasses, or a hat (not to be confused with baseball cap).

  91. Browncoat, brown pants by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Short sleeve button ups with Dickies Cargo Khakis. Professional, no-wrinkle, durable, plenty of room for cables and a Hexadecimal D16.

  92. How to Dress video by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your company should have sent you the new management how to dress video. Seems they didn't, so I will clue you in:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NisCkxU544c

  93. Corporate Dress by medcalf · · Score: 1

    All corporate dress is an iterative prisoner's dilemma. The first day, wear suit and tie. After that, dress like your boss.

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  94. depends on the company by buddyglass · · Score: 2

    At a small startup, my boss (director of development) wears cargo shorts, a t-shirt and those Tom's shoes that look like slippers. Our VP of Product wears jeans and a hoodie and is often barefoot while in his office. Probably the most stodgy place I've worked was IBM, and even there there were several managers who wore jeans, polo shirts and athletic shoes. They tended to stay away from shorts, sandals and t-shirts. As a non-manager developer I wore all three (shorts, sandals, t-shirts).

  95. not completely the end by berlinerkindl · · Score: 1

    You can still get away with jeans, and the occasional t-shirt, but most days a decent (un-tucked) button up and decent shoes should be a standard. It really depends on the company culture.

  96. The answer. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As someone who codes, advises, writes, manages, and occasionally contributes to fashion and style magazines, I can speak with some authority on the subject.

    As a complete intro:

    1. Dress like your boss.
    2. Just shop at Brooks Brothers. This isn't an ad, they are in the business of "appropriate."
    3. Managing is about relationships and the only thing distinguishing about you should be success.
    4. There is no 4th thing.

     

  97. too true! too true! by ossuary · · Score: 1

    It has been many a month since a comment made me laugh out loud and scare my coworkers across the hall. I damn near snorted out Coke after reading that one. Congrats to you sir or madam!

  98. Casual dress shirt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I'd recommend a casual dress shirt with your jeans or khakis, tucked or not depending on how casual you can get away with. There's something about a t-shirt that, when worn by most, doesn't say leadership. This matters because your reports need to see you as a leader, and your supervisor needs to see you as a leader.

    Polo shirts make you look like a prick. There, yes, I said it.

  99. Just add a blazer by st0nerhat · · Score: 1

    I vintage or casual blazer over your bear-o-dactyl t-shirt and jeans will have the desired effect without making you look like a suit. You can also easily take it off or put it on depending on who you are dealing with over the course of the day.

  100. If I read that correctly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Your company never had any kind of dress code, and now you think your dress is inappropriate?

    So it means you are self-conscious of what you're currently wearing, and find it incorrect, and want to rectify it.

    Simple: make sure you are comfortable with the image you are giving to other people. It's about you, and no one else.

    If you think you need to dress up, please do so. If you think you are all right, then please do so. If you really need clothes to give you a superior look, then I guess you should have it. Whatever you need, so you can feel adequate, and just remove that burden from your chest, even if it requires you to throw out all these beautiful t-shirts you own.

    I'm in a position of authority right now, I nearly only wear t-shirts. However, the thing I hate the most is being smelly or having some unclean clothes. So I prefer to be very clean, thank you. But I still wear t-shirts.

    If I have to meet someone from another company, who might not understand the gaming company's dress code, I will dress up for that occasion, as most people WILL judge the book by its cover. But so far, I have not dressed up for anything internal, including the day I was interviewed.

    Good luck!

  101. shirt, tie, suspenders, and... coffee mug by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Coffee mug accessory is a must "Office Space"

  102. Image = Presence = is important by sasquatch989 · · Score: 1

    If you are in a leadership role you need to dress the part. You are in a position of authority and the first element of assuming control revolves around your subordinates perception via your non-verbal gestures. I don't think that gives you a free-pass to being a great boss but that first step will make it easier.

  103. I work from home. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I put on clothes when I have a meeting. Especially from the waist up. Shows on the remote monitor. Adjusted to fit the meeting audience.

    I usually have on enough that I do not shock anyone if I have to stand and go get something out of reach. (Just in case!)

    After the meeting, back to sweats or less.

  104. The Little Things Count - Shoes by Lemmeoutada+Collecti · · Score: 3, Informative

    For men, military style tactical boots, kept polished, can be almost indistinguishable from dress shoes, and are an order of magnitude or two more comfortable. In addition, the type with steel toes and non-slip soles are approved footwear for any place I have ever been that required safety boots.

    Add a set of comfortable gel insoles to those and you will have foot nirvana all day.

    For women, stick with comfortable shoes over pretty/fancy ones. Even sitting at a desk all day, your feet have a major impact on your overall comfort. Low heels or flats that match a variety of clothes can be life savers. And don't forget that you too can use the lovely gel insoles to improve comfort.

    In either case, it is also nice to be able to sneak the shoes off under a desk and stretch your feet out while you work. Just keep clean feet and no one will even know. (Except the support monkey checking your Ethernet cables)

    If you are sitting for longer hours than standing and moving around, wear a belt that is slide adjustable instead of one that has pre-punched holes. Remember that the longer you are sitting, the more your spine compresses and the more your girth temporarily increases (no matter how fit you are).

    If you end up having to wear dress shirts and find them uncomfortably hot or cool, Under Armor and similar companies make thermal regulating undershirts in a variety of colors, including black, white, and neutral/tan that work well enough for desert and cold weather troops. They are well worth the investment in my opinion. They also allow you to slip off a dress shirt if you have to do a desk dive, dust yourself off in the appropriate restroom, and return to full dress without missing a beat.

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  105. Size matters by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1

    Specifically, the size of the company. If you are a director and will have to "crawl under cobwebby desks to check that equipment is properly plugged in", your company is not big enough for you to worry too much about your day to day dress at the office unless your superiors have a tendency to bring by big, important clients.

    So, your day to day dress should be what you think is appropriate for the work you do and meets the requirements of the company dress code, which may not even exist. For days when you will be meeting with clients, etc. you should wear business attire, possibly even a suit.

    Oh, and keep a set of working clothes at the office just in case you have to do some work on a day you need to dress up.

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    1. Re:Size matters by KateKintail · · Score: 1

      Yeah, the web services/systems administration department is... just me right now. Not a big company or a big department. It'll be me and one employee soon and up to 4 employeesby the end of the decade, if all goes well. So there will be quite a few "crawling under desks" days left in my future, despite officially being a director now. We don't ever have clients/customers at the office and I of course wear suits to our annual board meeting and conference, which is the only time I see the people on the other end of my webpages (though there's plenty of crawling under tables to set up equipment there as well as I put together the onsite network and registration bays). I like the idea you and some others have mentioned about having a change of clothes or two at the office just in case, though. Covering my bases can't hurt.

    2. Re:Size matters by grandpastackhouse · · Score: 1

      Oh, and keep a set of working clothes at the office just in case you have to do some work on a day you need to dress up.

      This. My day could consist of meeting with a fortune 100 CEO to talk about proposals and payment terms in the morning and installing a projector in a soffit that afternoon. I keep a suit, business casual outfit and construction site clothes at work just in case I get any surprises in the morning or spill gravy on my crotch at lunch. Don't forget deodorant and a toothbrush either.

  106. Office Space by 47001foo · · Score: 1

    Watch Office Space, and don't forget the coffee cup in your hand. Make sure they have a cover sheet on their TPS Report!

    1. Re:Office Space by KateKintail · · Score: 1

      Mmmm, yeahhhhhhh. I'm going to have to ask them to just go ahead and come into work on Saturday. That'd be great. Thanks.

  107. Just do what I do by davidbrit2 · · Score: 1

    Pair a nice suit with a Casio Databank watch. (Yes, I do this.)

  108. Geeks are fucking geeks and dress like it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pocket protectors, horn rimmed glasses, short sleeve button up shirts and pant cuffs that go above the ankel.

    If youre going to be a geek dress like one, they are all losers anyway.

  109. If you seek promotion... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...dress like your boss. Otherwise dress however you like :)

  110. One size doesn't fit all. by hemorex · · Score: 1

    We've all heard most of the advice here. I've seen cases where either side of the argument is correct; it ultimately comes down to the culture of your organization. For my part, when I was younger and my goal was to be taken more seriously, I found that overdressing for my part was useful. These days, I have to underdress so people won't find me so aloof and intimidating. In your situation, I'd probably keep the geek-cred. I've seen it handy for attracting and retaining talent.

  111. Go With the Flow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Find out what your analogs are doing in other departments. If they are suits every day, then you need to get some suits. If they're collared shirts/kakis M-Th, Casual Friday then get some casual polos/kakis for non-fridays and display your geek cred on friday. Obvious exceptions when you have visitors in the building or you're presenting to a group that has a higher dress code.

  112. Answer is Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For a guy

    After 21 years and 2 months your expected to stop wearing sweat shirts and t-shirts and step up to jumpers or sweaters when weather appropriate. For most indoor denizens that equals year round.

    Correct fitting, White shirt or Light blue shirt, oxford or broads cloth (never satin or twill), pointed collars are as casual as you should go. 50% cotton, no more unless you dry clean, and you must learn to iron your shirts

    Polo and knit are acceptable if you work at Best Buy or similar, but inappropriate most other places. if in doubt do not error on the side of casual, a job is a job, not a social function - until proved otherwise

    Black shoes are a fashion no-no unless dressing for an interview, dining in the evening, wearing a tux or going to a funeral

    Brown oxford, blucher is more the expected, rubber sole unless you plan to spend a lot of money on shoe maintenance, hard soles in general are not safe for a tech worker. Get a good shoe fit, use a shoe stretcher if needed and use shoe trees, learn about them

    If your hands on, strongly consider not wearing a watch or rings, again hazardous to your health

    Belts should match shoes, no exception, fabric belts are too casual

    Socks should match pants, never shoes, concept is if you find yourself without your shoes for any reason the socks should not clash with the pants

    use colors and stripes sparingly and only on good authority or advice, or when trying to fit in with a corporate uniform

    in an private office or cube environment, a good wool jacket is basic and generally expected

    ties usually don't permeate the tech profession, but they are still appropriate in many situations, especially technical support for sales

    Those are the basics

    A manager has to dress "more" appropriate than the workers to demonstrate if not uphold a dress code, and to have ground when discussing inappropraite dress at work

  113. If theres no dress code by brickmack · · Score: 1

    Then why change what you wear? Maybe Im missing someting, but unless your boss specifically said to change what you wear, it seems perfectly reasonable to continue with what you used before. How the boss (you) dresses sets the tone somewhat. Though perhaps something that blends in with various coffee, soda, and doritos type stains, since its less acceptable among higher level people to have visible stains covering a significant percentage of their clothing. And if your doing a lot of crawling around and that sort of stuff, try and keep the holes in your pants to a minimum. Good luck, and I hope your conversion to manager-demon is as painless as possible. Oh, and why on EARTH would anyone ask slashdot for clothing advice... Im surprised at how few terrible suggestions there were.

  114. You are working... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...in an area where people are paid for the synapses hidden deep in those 1852 g of gray mass residing some 2.5 cm beneath their hair bulbs.

  115. My Favorite Dress Code by spstrong · · Score: 1

    I worked for a .com as .com was going the way of the 1929 Stock Market.

    Our HR manual had a section titled "Dress Code"

    It Said:
    We don't have a dress code. Don't be the reason we need one.

    Ahhh. The sanity in those insane days!

  116. professional geek dress by OrangeTide · · Score: 2

    Your options are:
    1. khakis + polo
    2. khakis + short sleeve button down shirt (not hawaiian) - this is my consultant "uniform". boring but functional (comfortable, no dry cleaning required, inexpensive)
    3. black jeans + shirt above - cheating, but works
    4. blue jeans + button down shirt with japanese art on it (Koi or Geshi or something) + sport jacket - basically what non-geek would consider friday night attire.
    5. black slacks + any shirt above

    #4 is a bit geek-chic, but for a boss at a trendy web company it generally works.

    obviously in all cases you wear good shoes. no retro sneakers, skater shoes or sandals.

    if you're a CEO with $100m+ in assets you can wear whatever you want. a pink floyd t-shirt, cargo shorts, and sandals. then people will think you're a creative eccentric.

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  117. Black Jeans + Polo shirt by SpankyDaMonkey · · Score: 1

    I'm team lead for a technical team, BAU dress is jeans + polo shirt (all black). If a customer is due onsite then I'm wearing chinos and a shirt and tie,

    All of my managers are in suits without ties. I'd wear mine more if I could still fit in to it.

  118. khakis, shoes, polo by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    khakis, shoes, polo for the geeks.
    slacks and dress shirts for the supervisors
    add a tie if your a manager
    anything above that, you need a suit.

  119. Re:too true! too true! by Sketchly · · Score: 2

    You really shouldn't be doing coke at work

  120. IBM Told Me To Dress Down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Not too long ago when I worked for IBM, I was sent to work on a project in one of Boston's fleet street banks. Not knowing anyone else working on the project and seeing how it was a financial institution and not say, a car wash, I showed up to work in a suit and tie on the first day. I was a bit overdressed, as I didn't get the memo that the first day was going to be setting up the office, pushing desks around and setting up networks and computers in some war-room format. I stood awkwardly in the middle of the room with my new co-workers milling around in jeans and casual shirts. Presently, a door opened and a similar suited grey hair scanned the crowd, spotted me, and made a beeline to where I was standing. He handed me some papers and started on some legalese jargon while I nodded thoughtfully, wondering who the heck he was. Then out of the crowd came someone who turned out to be my boss and intercepted the papers and stood in between with his back toward me to talk to the client. I got the message and made myself scarce. Later my boss found me and plucked at my jacket and said I needed to dress down and blend in, the client was watching expenses and didn't want more high level people on the site than specified in the contract. My then-boss was wearing a "Mr. Bubble" t-shirt that day, and I have to say his wardrobe didn't improve much over the course of the project.

    Some days I just wear a suit and tie for the heck of it. It's the new way to defy authority in these modern times.

  121. Congratulations by trevc · · Score: 1

    The promoted a 12 year old to Director?

  122. Yes and its bad! by Snaller · · Score: 1

    Oh dear.

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  123. Dress professionally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Plain and simple.

  124. Industrial Dress Code = P.P.E. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have to laugh at all my "peers" whom are deskbound.
    My REQUIRED dress, because of union contract rules, even though I am NOT in the 'bargaining unit', is Fire Resistant everything, pants, shirts, socks, hats, coats, gloves, even undies if you are willing to use the annual allowance for them. Add to that, required safety BOOTS, and a VERY limited choice of prescription safety glasses, and the entire issue of "dressing one step up" is a laugh!
    The working world for "geeks" is much more than cubicle farms and corporate shills.
    Before the annual allowance, I had to pony up a grand every couple of years to maintain my own PPE; frankly, I would rather have a market based hourly salary without all the "benefits".

  125. Pants by frosty_tsm · · Score: 1

    Definitely wear pants.

    In all seriousness, feel the mood of the office. What are your job peers wearing? What does the person you report to wear and those who report to you? You don't have to emulate them and can still be an outlier, but you're in trouble if they are wearing ties and you're wearing shorts and sandals. You're probably safe with pants/jeans, a collar (on a shirt, not by itself) and shoes (comfy vs dress shoes, your choice).

  126. You got promoted, dress up. by tachin1 · · Score: 0

    Well, you should probably think about who you're dressing for:

    If you wear the same clothes you're saying to the world that this job won't change you, you are trying to tell your old peers, who are now your subordinates, that you are still one of them. You probably made fun of management and the way they dress and since you ARE management now, you don't want to look ridiculous.
    Stop it, you took the job already, nobody expects you to keep dressing the same, not even your friends. And you are their boss now, so you cant be that friendly either.

    If you dress up, business casual, most everybody will expect you to do that anyway, so nobody's going to think less of you, and if they do, I bet they're not the sort of people that get promoted to positions like yours, so you shouldn't care about what they think, at least not as far as fashion goes.

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  127. already available by Chirs · · Score: 2
    1. Re:already available by enickel · · Score: 1

      'QB Sliderule' for iOS :)

  128. Didn't work for me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They say you should always dress for the job you want, not the one you have. I got just had a disciplinary meeting for wearing my Batman costume.

  129. NAKED by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Make a statement the first day. And just to confuse everybody, a tuxedo the following day. Then cross-dross the third day. If you survive by the end of the week, you will be able to wear whatever you want without anybody thinking twice about how you dress normally.

    Serious post: Look to your peers at the same level as you, and +1 you. That's your dress code. If you have the room in your office / cube, have a spare set of clothes available to dress up / down as appropriate.

  130. could get bargaining power by Chirs · · Score: 1

    Wearing a juniper tshirt to a Cisco sales meeting might get you some bargaining leverage. I've heard of people leading the Cisco sales people right past the racks with competitor's equipment in it as a way of pointing out that they have options...

  131. This may sound obvious by krazy1 · · Score: 1

    Please, if you are female, wear something that doesn't show cleavage or mini skirt. This is work place, not your family / friends get together. Hell I would be perfectly happy if all my female co-worker dress like Hilary Clinton. If you are male, shirts and slacks will do, or polo with jeans. Others do have good advice, use your boss as the guild line.

    1. Re:This may sound obvious by PeanutButterBreath · · Score: 1

      Please, if you are female, wear something that doesn't show cleavage or mini skirt. This is work place, not your family / friends get together.

      Then you should keep your eyes and mind on your work rather than dictating how other people dress.

  132. beg to differ by Chirs · · Score: 1

    I don't hold it against someone if they want to dress nicely for work, but for people doing back-room software development and never talking to customers or vendors in person then as long as they're dressed neatly (no ripped or worn-out clothes, no offensive slogans/pictures, etc.) I see no problems with dressing casual.

  133. Suggestion: Don't ask slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seems to me that all the people posting here looks like the average IT dorks that no one really cares about or likes (may be not a problem for most of them but will be a problem for you if you have people under you). Here is a bit of advice:

    1. No jeans, never, even on fridays. We are not cowboys we shouldn't be wearing those heavy, prone to show dirt, completeley styless garments. I really don't know how most people talk about them as the most comfortable thing on earth. I assume they are talking about psychologial comfort, the bulk of the western world had been using them since childhood and they are know a sort of collective safety blanket.

    2. Use clothes that you'll dry wash every 4-5 uses, full suits (or they femenine skirted or woman's cut trousers equivalent) look the best but combinations are OK as long as you use some common sense (google matching rules if you are completely lost).

    3. Don't be flashy. avoid trends that are obviouskly going to fade or srtiking patterns, if you are a girl make sure your skirt is not to short and your cleavage is not to much. As a manager you are going to be commented by your underlings, don't give them material to make negatives comments about something as superficial as clothing.

    3. If you are a man make sure your socks match your trousers, the whole point of dress pants is to look slender, matching socks contribute greatly to said slenderness. Also ALWAYS match your belt/shoes/watch strap (bracelets are a different story, they go well with everything).

    4. Don't show off your geekines in a visual way. I have t-shirts from thinkgeek, minibosses concerts, RMS talks, and ACM contests that I wear with pride on weekends, but the job is a different story. If you wanna be classified as a geek quote the hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy in your coffe breaks. Not everybody understands or relates to geek culture, avoid the embarassing situiations of explaining your space invaders themed nail job/tie to your superiors.

    I'm not trying to be a jerk but the regular office clothing has a motive: I bet most of us look down on people wearing Ed Hardy sparkling apparel, the same way many people look down on us geeks. The working uniform makes it easy to different people colaborate with others with different tastes and opinion(human nature is a bitch).

  134. Just Add a Sport Coat/Blazer by Sean0michael · · Score: 1

    While I'm not an expert in fashion for males or females, you don't have to look far to notice that there are lots of tech CEOs that just throw a sports coat or blazer on top of their t-shirt and jeans. No one questions their authority or style, and it projects the confidence of a real owner. You already have the jeans and t-shirt, so I'd suggest picking up a few sport coats or blazers to wear with them. It adds that aura of authority, and is easily removed/swapped.

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  135. In the infinite wisdom of Barney Stinson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Suit up. Enjoy the awesomeness.

  136. More worried about how to dress than managing by SilverJets · · Score: 1

    Add one more to the pointy haired boss pool.

  137. NO by __aaltlg1547 · · Score: 1

    Welcome to the dark side.

  138. nicer options, even with jeans: by uniquegeek · · Score: 1

    By the username, I'm assuming you're female. If you decide to stick with jeans, invest in some that are a dark shade, are well-fitted (get them tailored if you can't find a pair that fits perfectly), and are in good shape. Make sure you buy better quality tops; it shows. Some unique detailing will help, too. Invest in a few unique, shorter blazers that you can take on and off when needed (us ladies are always cold in those damn offices and server rooms anyways).

    I've invested a little in a couple of decently-made pants (i.e. wool pants with good drape). If you hunt around a designer outlet store, scan the sale racks at some of the nicer department stores, or visit someplace like Winners, you can pay a reasonable amount for a mid-range item. I have a pair of Anne Klein wool pants that have taken a lot of abuse, still look pretty good, and have a couple more years use in them. Good wool is actually pretty hardy.

    Stash a pair of dress pants and shoes at work, in case of big wig clients or meetings.

    Some of that general advice would apply to the guys, too. Buy nicer stuff, and keep it in good condition. If you typically don't wear business, store one 100% business outfit (including shoes and dark socks) at work. I've noticed a lot of the men's suit stores now sell semi-casual shoes, shirts, and higher-end jeans that are meant to be worn together, sometimes with a sport coat. That will make a much better impression than your worn-out shoes from Wal-mart, and the $15 - 50% polyester shirt you picked up from the mall. Impressions really do matter.

  139. Dress for the occasion and the culture by pyzondar · · Score: 1

    For everyday apparel, I would go with the same level of formality as the other people of your (new) level in the company.

    If you are meeting with customers, it's all about knowing them. Don't come in an IBM style blacksuit-whiteshirt-tie clothes if you are meeting with jeans and t-shirt guys.

    And don't listen to people saying "You must wear slacks and a shirt" or any such idiocy. It always depends on the local culture. I work at a gaming studio at the moment, and people at all levels are just going with the style they are comfortable in. Studio head is consistently jeans+t-shirt. Before that, online poker where it was uniformly jeans/khakis/slacks + polo/shirt across the whole company. Before that, management consultancy - even the drones were suit-and-tie.

    And when it comes to the notion of "dress above your position so people think of you as a boss". My personal (but untested belief) is that dress so you look good, while not going below the expected formality is the optimal strategy.

  140. No Gap no Banana Republic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As long as it doesn't come from the Gap or Banana Republic, you're probably okay.

    Also ties are out, not even if they're from Think Geek; unless you're cosplaying as The Dr.

    Suits are okay--but still no tie!, on occasion, but they have to be nice, say Italian Cashmere, but it must be silk lined.

  141. It's all culture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The company I work for is a family business. The father wears blue jeans and polos mostly and son wears t-shirts (giveaway shirts a fashion shirts) and shorts. If I wore a polo and a pair of khakis, people would ask if I'm going to a visitation later. If I wore a tie they'd ask me where I was applying when I got off work. When the FedEx reps come to call on us they leave their ties in the car. That's who we are. I've settled for mostly button up shirts, with shorts or jeans and the occasional geek cred shirt.

  142. Yes it's over. by mattr · · Score: 1

    You are running a department and will have to make customers and management think you are responsible.
    Yes, it is the end of jeans and t-shirts. You don't have to wear power outfits. Button down shirts and slacks would do, or the female version. Don't wear sandals or sneakers either. Look for role models.

  143. My boss said dockers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When i graduated from Entry level IT on a deployment team to a full time position i changed from t-shirts (solid colored ones) to solid color polo shirts, at my current place of employment, they are big on the United way fundraising, and as part of that they had a Jeans day event. Well we got told that we shouldent be wearing jeans without a sticker, and we should be wearing "Dockers". Nothing more was specified. So, since i'm the kind of guy to be climbing around stuff i dident want to wear nice dress pants, i got some dockers cargo pants, which have worn really really well for the work i do (havent ruined a pair at work yet!) and are very comfortable with large pockets. No one has ever said anything about them since they are not jeans and they are actually "dockers" brand.

  144. Pins/Gimmicks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    one of our teachers always had a tux somewhere on his clothes, either he wore a tshirt below his (open) blazer with a tux print or he had a pin on the blazer itself.

  145. Re:Yeah by spazdor · · Score: 1

    it's more likely than you think.

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  146. Bowties by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And a Fez

  147. what? by sproketboy · · Score: 1

    What, my star trek uniform is not good enough for you?

  148. Chino & Shirt by Martin+S. · · Score: 1

    I left Jeans and T-shirts behind as I grew older rather than climbed the Career ladder and mostly wear Chinos and open knecked cotton shirt. It seems to me that you are in a position to set a dress code. The rule I use is that the dress should be situationally appropriate, I expect people to be smart for meeting with clients, but that doesn;t mean a suit. A clean ironed Polo Shirt and Chinos is smarter than a tatty old Rayon Lounge Suit.

  149. Dress code by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Always dress for the position you want, not the position you have.

  150. Easy Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hit the Gap, buy some business casual clothing. Wear said clothing from Monday to Thursday. Friday you can wear your jeans and geek shirts.

  151. Geek dress code by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Entry-level tech: comfortable clothing that isn't revealing. Guys, tshirt or "work shirt" and nice jeans. Gals, the same, but no skirts or dresses. Too many freaks out there.

    Mid-level tech/management: depends on how much of either on the floor work vs dealing with the public you would incur.

    I'm a sysadmin and have been in denim and tshirts, polo, and button shirts for over 15 years. If I know I have a meeting, I may come in kahki and button or polo. Most women that we have across campus that are in IT are usually in either jeans or slacks/pant suits. As I learned years ago, you want to dress according to your job. My boss, our IT manager, normally wears slacks, slip on shoes, and a polo shirt. Button up shirts/ties are usually for very important meetings. Seeing that he is more in the public eye than the rest of us, then he is a bit dressier. Since we are a university, we also wear shirts given to us by the department and they have been changing from tshirts to polos or button.

    Good luck with the new job.

  152. First Impressions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A lot of others have weighed in, and I'm in the "Dress as your peers (not as those you supervise)" camp. And your supervisors should dress better than you.

    But I really wrote to share - on my old briefcase satchel I had epoxied a Wrath of Khan Captain's rank bars on the flap. Other Trekkies instantly got it, I was occasionally asked about it and I replied honestly, others didn't. I also took quarter inch StarFleet Insignia and epoxied them to plain tie bars. (Now I've been here long enough I do not have to wear ties anymore and I don't, and one can obtain the same style tiebar commercially.) But I still have a TARDIS USB hub on my desk and I carry arounjd a Sonic Screwdriver Screwdriver from ThinkGeek.

  153. I disagree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    shouldn't need to derive its judgement of your professionality from your clothing

    I had a CEO (years ago) that said he always paid great attention to clothing when visiting a business for his VC friends. Business where he would soon be CEO if they invested.

    Jeans and t-shirt demonstrate a liberty that translate in free flow of ideas and the acceptance of contradicting points of view that ultimately result in sound products and good development.

    On the other hand, when everyone wears a suit and tie, surely many of them are forced to dress like that, demonstrating a culture of "shut-up and do what you're told". New ideas are not welcome, improvement only comes from management and problems takes longer to fix since the "little coders" wait for the business process to ask them to fix problems instead of doing it.

    Now I always look how people are dressed when I go in for interviews and refuse offers of suit-only workplaces.

  154. Only 3 tips.. by cheros · · Score: 1

    1 - look one level up from where you will be, and check their approach to clothing. You are on a level that interfaces between your people and that level above - match upwards, not downwards. Your staff knows you're the boss (a good boss doesn't need to stress that), and the people above you must see you as part of the team to make you effective in both camps. Good grooming goes with that, but that should be second nature at any level. Don't overdress, though, or you fall out of line with people at your own level.

    2 - buy good brands if your income allows it. The better brands stay nice much longer. Focus on things you can combine, but keep it simple and sober as that is more classy and less fashion/season sensitive.

    3 - shoes are important. One of the little secrets of bodyguards and doormen is shoes. Make sure they are new, or at least well cared for and run off heels/soles repaired. Just spend some time in a business district having a coffee and watch what shoes people wear - you'll soon see what I mean.

    Good luck. Building and leading your own team is fun and very rewarding if you get it right.

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