User: A.Chwunbee

Re:I know where I'm moving!

On: Indian Consortium To Offer 2 Mbps At $2.30/month

So why are Indians living there?

Re:Even Assuming You're Not Lying and/or Trolling

On: Why Microsoft Should Fear Bandwidth

Slashdot supports the offshoring of jobs. See my journal.

Sahib, the sooner they are replacing michael sims with one of my most esteemed and hinduically beturbanned brethren, the better!

Re:Hmmm.

On: Vendor Neutral File Formats?

No, if I am rememebering well the jolly fine Dilbert, it is having the most ram.

Re:I use www.mywdt.com

On: How Do You Make International Calls?

Sounds like protectionist nonsense (i.e., corruption) to me.

Sir, are you suggesting that wery fine nation of INDIA is having corruption? My good man, that is most funniest thing I am hearing this year!

Re:tho?

On: High Speed Steam Powered Car

You are bieng new here, right?

Re:This is going to be painful

On: PeopleSoft Goes To Oracle

"My shop is running a massive PeopleSoft implementation. [snip] I also have to wonder what our alternatives are going to be to replace it."

Do not be the clever dickie! There are many many jolly fine alternatives!

Re:OT: What does "Dutch" mean?

On: Dutch Gov't Doubles Back On Open-Source Goals

"Technically, Holland is just a part of the Netherlands."

My dear cheesehead, it does not making any difference. You are just cardboard Germans with porno windmills and wooden shoes.

Re:this could boost use of animal labor in factori

On: Non-Invasive Computer Control Through Brainwaves

The maintenance costs were simple; grain and water.

Is this origin of phrase "costs chickenfeed"?

Re:Mental power

On: Non-Invasive Computer Control Through Brainwaves

the receiving brain is also giving off its own signals at a far greater amplitude than the "transmitting" one; the equivalent of listening to someone whisper a foriegn language at the end of a football field in a howling gale while you bellow what ever is on your mind.

Excellent analogy, my good sir! I will pray that the mods of goderation will be smiling upon you.

those guys that make new tech for us.

On: Math Skills Survey Shows U.S. Lags Behind

Or, to be putting into the one word - "Indians".

Re:!tsop dednah tfet tsriF

On: Chimpanzees Shed New Light on Hand Preference

Sahib, I think you are not getting his most esteemed joke. Are you being a German?

Re:!tsop dednah tfet tsriF

On: Chimpanzees Shed New Light on Hand Preference

I write and eat with my left hand

Sir, in my country (no, I am not being Korian) only very very dirty chappie eating with same hand as he is wiping the jolly old arse.