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  1. Re:Can you imagine on Scientists Create Di-positronium Molecules · · Score: 1

    Why bother when I already have this perpetual motion machine in my back pocket?

  2. Re:No no no on Debian win32-loader Goes Official · · Score: 1

    Mother won't stay out of the basement.

  3. Re:So what are you trying to say? on Eavesdropping Didn't Help Uncover Terrorist Plot · · Score: 1

    Don't worry, the White House already have microphones recording everything inside.

  4. I don't want know. on A Coveted Landing Strip for Google's Founders · · Score: 2, Funny

    As much as I love Brazilian bikini waxes, I don't think this will suit them.

  5. Re:You couldn't be more wrong. on Microsoft Installs New Software Without Permission · · Score: 1

    That's the way capitalism works, one company creates a competitive advantage and maintains it. It doesn't matter if that competitive advantage is to make everyone it's bitch, there's no rules against that. Now either suck it up and stop whining, or renounce your belief in the free market, cos you can't have both.

  6. Re:Save a life today on "Lifesaver Bottle" Filters Viruses Out of Water · · Score: 1

    oh but if they die of disease, they were killed by god, which is OK, god is allowed to be a baby killer.

  7. Re:Day 5 on "Lifesaver Bottle" Filters Viruses Out of Water · · Score: 2, Funny

    firstly, I just picked a scabby bit of a off my toe, it has 23 pairs of chromosomes, is it a human being? should I put it in petri dish and feed it, and keep it alive. I think I will call this little human Toby, Toby the toe wart.

    Secondly, can I buy some pot from you?

  8. Re:Save a life today on "Lifesaver Bottle" Filters Viruses Out of Water · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's true abortion is such a waste. A few more months and I could have cooked and ate that baby.

  9. Re:Who's your daddy? on Russia Tests World's Largest Non-Nuclear Bomb · · Score: 3, Funny

    oh, praise Allah, what a glorious nation to live in.

  10. Re:What a biased review! on Word 2007 Vs. Open Office 2.3 Writer · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    *spits exploding bottle rockets all over you*

    Ha Ha! You cannot avoid the flames!

    *rubs burning magnesium hair in your face*

    HAHAHHHAHHAA!

  11. Re:Ironic, in this case on Word 2007 Vs. Open Office 2.3 Writer · · Score: 1

    Ummm, it's pretty obvious they are trained, it's right there in the description, 'trained monkeys'.

  12. Re:What a biased review! on Word 2007 Vs. Open Office 2.3 Writer · · Score: 5, Funny

    well duh, when was the last time that a sensible discussion of the different features and the pros and cons of two pieces of software, objectively weighing up the advantages of each in an unbiased manner was entertaining? ummm never. Now, when the last time a flame war was entertaining? Every time, that's when, and on that note I declare you a big fat monkey who knows nothing about anything, plus you smell like steve balmers armpit after a vigourous chair throwing session

    P.S. It's spelt M$.

    *Rolls in gasoline and pours powdered magnesium into hair*

    *Puts bottle rockets in mouth*

  13. Re:Oh boo hoo on The Morality of Web Advertisement Blocking · · Score: 1

    If you don't retaliate when someone does you wrong, they will keep doing it.

    It may not be the right thing to do to punch someone back when they hit you, but if you don't they will just do it again.

  14. Re:What your grammar says about you: on What Your Favorite Web Sites Say About You · · Score: 1

    well, there are no shows that accurately emulate teen girl speak as they wouldn't get away with just chaining the words fuck, slut, bitch and like for half an hour on TV.

  15. Re:Not very liberal minded of you on Brain Differences In Liberals and Conservatives · · Score: 4, Funny

    and the conservatives stick to the one they chose first, even if it turns out to be the wrong one.

  16. Re:Bad assumption. on Spotlight on Facebook Groups Affects Microsoft · · Score: 1

    OK, from now on, no-one is allowed to criticise communism, because it might encourage people who are racist against the Chinese. No-one can criticise the actions of Israel as that would be anti-Semitic. No-one can point out embarrassing old testament laws, as this is just hate against Christians. No-one is allowed to have ago at parliamentary democracy, cos it is racist against white people. No one is allowed to dislike basketball cos it is racist against black people, and no one can refuse to drink wine, as this is racist against the French.
    In fact, no-one should ever express an opinion ever gain about anything ever, cos if they do, they are an evil racist, who eats a baby a day.

  17. Re:Discourse raped by political correctness? on Spotlight on Facebook Groups Affects Microsoft · · Score: 2, Funny

    Actually, Firefly hell and Firefly heaven are the same place. You are forced to watch Firefly 24/7, the only difference is the fans love it, and for everyone else it is torture.

  18. Re:I know it when I see it... on Spotlight on Facebook Groups Affects Microsoft · · Score: 1

    Incites violence? Sorry, don't see that part, no where on the groups page does it say, go and bash the Muslims with a rock.

    The Koran on the other hand...

  19. Re:Test ophcrack live. on Ophcrack Says Your Password Is Insecure · · Score: 1

    well 100% of the people I've asked for a blowjob have given me one, so, does that make me a sex god?

  20. Re:What, the "Sponsered Links" section? on Google Sued Over Deceptive Search Results · · Score: 1

    I think I'm pretty astute at recognising that sort of deceptive practice, but these things have caught me out more than once. If they really caught you out, how would you know?
  21. Re:Windows is insecure by design on Ophcrack Says Your Password Is Insecure · · Score: 3, Funny

    either that or get grandpa to watch over your box with his 12 gauge day and night.

  22. Re:Obligatory question in capitalist America on Help Find Steve Fossett · · Score: -1, Troll

    well, there's no point in looking for a missing black guy or girl, you would never know if you saw them or not cos they all look the same.






    Troll or funny? place your bets now, I give 50 to 1 on funny and 3 to 1 on troll.

  23. Re:Yeah but, on Spider-Like Catamaran Travels 5,000 Miles On One Tank · · Score: 1

    I don't care how big the tanks it, having a ship that can cross the Atlantic on a single tank is brilliant news
    I, frequently cross the Atlantic in my boat and I really hate having to stop at the service station for fuel halfway.

  24. Re:Is the ATLANTUS OUTPOST near buy on Radiation Absorbing Mineral Found In the Arctic · · Score: 1

    nukes have always exploded better with naquada, even in the film before they learn the name of the stuff, Ra tells them it makes nukes explode better.

  25. Re:correct me if I'm wrong on Radiation Absorbing Mineral Found In the Arctic · · Score: 1

    Yea, if you wear alligators on your feet, you don't look as stupid as if you wear Crocs.