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  1. Re:One step toward active botnet fighting? on Microsoft Secretly Beheads Notorious Waledac Botnet · · Score: 1

    It's true. competition is still competition ... and there's nothing better than a monopoly - especially if you are an infection.

  2. Re:"East European" on Microsoft Secretly Beheads Notorious Waledac Botnet · · Score: 1

    Can't we get even a little love for a Seinfeld reference? I mean really, what is this world coming to?

  3. Re:Microsoft on Microsoft Secretly Beheads Notorious Waledac Botnet · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I am by nature a MS basher ... at times even a rather venomous one .. but let's give MS some credit here. They went to court and obviously provided enough evidence that a judge was convinced (yes, yes, I hear the chorus of 'what qualifications did the judge have?'). They didn't take actions into their own hands and they released the information about it once the court ruling was made.

    The fact remains that MS was actually acting in their own best interest and that of their customers. Those of use who don't use Windows will probably benefit by receiving a little less spam every day, too.

    Hmmm ... I feel a little dirty now ... I better go clean up. I'm pretty sure Steve Jobs will personally come over to repossess my Apple Fan Boy card. Sniff, I'm going to miss it ... a lot. But, I'm rather excited to finally meet Mr Jobs :-)

  4. Hmmm ... on PayPal To Open App Store For Developers · · Score: 4, Funny

    Isn't this just going to piss off the government of India even more? They're already holding developer's PP accounts under suspicion.

  5. Re:Too much time on their hands on Triumph of the Cyborg Composer · · Score: 1

    A monkey hitting keys at random on a typewriter keyboard for an infinite amount of time will almost surely type a given text, such as the complete works of William Shakespeare

    A monkey, given an infinite amount of time, will figure out how to use the typewriter to smash his way out of his cage ... and then fling some 'just for you' poop into his former enclosure just so you have something more to clean up. I love monkeys.

  6. Re:They physically own the box on GoDaddy Wants Your Root Password · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's simple: All your passwords are belong to us.

  7. Re:Cool name on Copernicium Confirmed As Element 112 · · Score: 1

    ...remind me again, what did Copernicus do that was related to nuclear physics?

    Dude, he only invented Newton ... and we all know Newton invented gravity and cool PDA's. This is /., try to keep up ;-)

  8. Re:On Earth on Copernicium Confirmed As Element 112 · · Score: 1

    Oh, there are others, believe you me ...

    shhh ... don't tell anyone ... but if you want I'll forward one of their newsletters to you. Don't be alarmed by the old date on it. They tell me that intergalactic mail is sloooow and it takes a while to get here. The crazy part is sometimes I have to renew my subscriptions several times between newsletters due to some kind of odd differences of planetary orbital durrations. It's a good thing they take cash, because frankly, the bank will only cash my checks for 90 days after their written.

  9. Re:Take that china on Copernicium Confirmed As Element 112 · · Score: 1

    China has sent the world an awful lot of lead tainted products over the years - thus the China/lead joke.

  10. Re:The naming was the easy part! on Copernicium Confirmed As Element 112 · · Score: 1

    It will be used for "copernicium plumbing" - plumbing that is too heavy to steal from a construction site.

  11. Beryllium on Copernicium Confirmed As Element 112 · · Score: 1

    When I first heard "Beryllium" I got rather excited ... it sounded "beer-ilicious indeed!" ... until I saw how it was spelled and thought "damn, that even looks like it will taste bad".

  12. What Happens If Only Half Gets Stolen? on Hungarian Electric Car Splits Into Two Smaller Cars · · Score: 1, Funny

    Grand Theft Half Auto?

  13. Re:GNN? CNN? REALLY? on US Unable To Win a Cyber War · · Score: 1

    GNN = Gynecological News Network.

    These are the same people who are negatively reporting on Apple removing porn from the App store. They're just a bunch of ... um ... well, infer what you like ;-)

  14. Re:Stupidity of leadership... on US Unable To Win a Cyber War · · Score: 1

    So you're saying when I screw up my compiler flags I'm actually helping my clients? Excellent ... I now have a justification for billing my clients when I do something stupid.

  15. Re:Computer Engineers needed on NHTSA Has No Software Engineers To Analyze Toyota · · Score: 1

    Based on a recent news article I believe Woz would be able to help them out with at least one of the Toyota problems.

  16. Re:With all the recent US layoffs ... on NHTSA Has No Software Engineers To Analyze Toyota · · Score: 1, Funny

    Simple AI: If a question ends in a vowel, the answer is no. Otherwise the answer is yes.

    Question: Is your signature true?

  17. Re:100 million lines of code?? on NHTSA Has No Software Engineers To Analyze Toyota · · Score: 1

    I doubt all the lifetime output of all the readers of this thread, combined, equals 100 million.

    Surely you jest ... or you've been favorably sheltered from our endless verbosity, pedantic ramblings and self-serving diatribes.

    Dr Zoidberg: Loot at me, I'm helping!

  18. With all the recent US layoffs ... on NHTSA Has No Software Engineers To Analyze Toyota · · Score: 4, Informative

    ... there is plenty of talent out there for them to hire - even if only on a project by project basis.

  19. Re:Just like desktop linux. on Google Android — a Universe of Incompatible Devices · · Score: 1

    And all of that stuff is simple to do for the non-tech savvy crowd (80-90%) of the population), right?

    There's another 80-90% of the population? :-o No wonder I never go outside anymore.

  20. This was predictable ... on Google Android — a Universe of Incompatible Devices · · Score: 1

    ... since all the manufacturers were waiting for Google's customer support to call them back with 'compatibility information'.

  21. Plasmons Surfing ... on Creating Electric Power From Light Using Gold Nanoparticles · · Score: 3, Funny

    They create surface plasmons that ride the surface of gold nanoparticles on a glass substrate.

    Boy, does that take me back to my days in the college dorms ... good times.

  22. Re:Really? on Newspaper "Hacks Into" Aussie Gov't Website By Guessing URL · · Score: 4, Funny

    Are there no IT Pros that work for the government?

    Sadly, no ... they're all working for school districts in southern Pennsylvania.

  23. Re:fuckfuck on Newspaper "Hacks Into" Aussie Gov't Website By Guessing URL · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dude, way to ruin M&M's for me ... I don't ever want to think of M&M's breeding unless it's that hot one from the TV commercials.

  24. Re:Maybe they used ... on Patent Markings May Spell Trouble For Activision · · Score: 3, Funny

    Sure, but to test the game you need some input from patent specialists, who are way to expensive for a video game.

    That's why you need Specialist Hero ... sorry, I just couldn't resist. ;-)

  25. Maybe they used ... on Patent Markings May Spell Trouble For Activision · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... numbers from Patent Hero, the newest game from Activision - you play along with the patent process but aren't really applying for them?

    You hold the pen. You fill out the forms. You are the Patent Hero!