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  1. I Want ... on The Many Faces of 3G · · Score: 2, Funny

    I want the 3 G's ... and the WiFi's ... and the G-B's ... obligatory youtube video

  2. Can You Say 'Pro Se'? on NCsoft Sued For Making Lineage II 'Too Addictive' · · Score: 3, Informative
    From the court documents (emphasis mine):

    On October 19, 2009, pro se Plaintiff Craig Smallwood (“Plaintiff”) filed a Complaint (“Complaint”) against NCSOFT. Although Plaintiff named only “NCSOFT” in the caption on his original complaint, two NCsoft entities have appeared in this action, Defendants NC Interactive Inc. and NCsoft Corporation, both of whom are named in the Second Amended Complaint (“Defendants”).

    He's representing himself. I guess we can't blame a lawyer for this one ...

  3. Re:FUD on Apple Patents Remotely Disabling Jailbroken Phones · · Score: 1

    Most glaring is claim 13 which refers to comparing heartbeats of the current using a heartbeat sensor and comparing it with a library of AUTHORIZED USERS

    Does this mean there's finally a method for preventing my cat from randomly dialing people in my contact list? It's about time!

  4. Re:Geek hit squads? on Apple Patents Remotely Disabling Jailbroken Phones · · Score: 1

    four muscular guys with horn-rimmed glasses ...

    Don't forget the black turtlenecks and jeans ...

  5. Re:Just because it's patented... on Apple Patents Remotely Disabling Jailbroken Phones · · Score: 4, Insightful

    They applied for a patent, they weren't granted one. I'm sure there is plenty of prior art on this type of thing (the cable monopolies come to mind with disabling set-top boxes or the like).

  6. Re:Get the fuck outta here. on Will Amazon Put Advertisements In eBooks? · · Score: 2, Funny

    $9.99 is already WAY too much for an eBook. Why the need for advertising?

    Greed. You should look it up in one of Amazon's eBook dictionary offerings ... it's on the page immediately following Snuggles' teddy bear hawking fabric softener.

  7. Re:Windows? on Trojan-Infected Computer Linked To 2008 Spanair Crash · · Score: 3, Funny

    No, but this computer was running the old version of Flight Simulator.

  8. Re:Just like many other things of this nature... on Is RFID Really That Scary? · · Score: 1

    but sensationalist headlines make it seem worse than it is.

    OGM!! Facebook now has RFID!!

  9. Re:Lower Sperm Counts! on Bicycles As a Gateway To Government Control · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I understand that bike seats are uncomfortable, but I had no idea it was on purpose.

    RTFA, that's not in it anywhere.

    He goes on to argue that the bicycle program is only a gateway into bigger policies including, but not limited to, forced abortions and population control.

    Someone else said that, not Crazy Maes.

    I don't think the summary summarizes the story very well ...

  10. Re:Hmm, I see His Logic Here ... on Bicycles As a Gateway To Government Control · · Score: 1

    Do you really think bike messengers and guys who think they look good in lycra should reproduce?

    Um, no ... not.at.all ... 'cuz those guys often test positive for 'fanny packs' too [shudder]

  11. Hmm, I see His Logic Here ... on Bicycles As a Gateway To Government Control · · Score: 1

    the bicycle program is only a gateway into bigger policies including, but not limited to, forced abortions and population control.

    If you're a guy and you don't ride a good bike with a 'nad-friendly-seat' you're on your way down the path of bike-conspiracy-related sterilization which will result in population control.

    I don't want to call this guy crazy ... because I don't want to offend any crazy people.

  12. Re:Alien Versus Predator on Microsoft Silverlight 4 vs. Adobe Flash 10.1 · · Score: 1

    To quote Harry Callahan (aka Clint Eastwood) in "Magnum Force": "A man's got to know his limitations"

  13. On A Voting Machine? on Researchers Reprogram Voting Machine To Run Pac-man · · Score: 5, Funny

    Doesn't that mean we'll need an audit trail to verify a player's score?

  14. Re:Strange on Intel Buys McAfee · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sorry, but AOL isn't for sale at the moment ;-)

  15. Re:Why? on Intel Buys McAfee · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's just a research venture. Intel is trying to figure out how McAfee can use up so much of a CPU that it should be put out of its misery.

  16. Re:Alien Versus Predator on Microsoft Silverlight 4 vs. Adobe Flash 10.1 · · Score: 5, Funny

    A Microsoft developer and an Adobe developer walk into a bar. Neither one lost their iPhone prototype.

  17. Secure? on Minority Report Style Iris Scanners In Mexico · · Score: 5, Interesting

    'the most secure city in the world.'

    Not if you live, work or visit there. They need basic protections from drug gangs and their corrupt government, military and police. They don't need these scanners, they need millions of bullet proof vests.

  18. Re:Your Favorite Youthful Indiscretion? on Google's CEO Warns Kids Will Have to Change Names to Escape "Cyber Past" · · Score: 2, Funny

    I once bought an Alanis Morrisette album. (posted anonymously for obvious reasons)

    Isn't that ironic ...

  19. Re:Either that on Google's CEO Warns Kids Will Have to Change Names to Escape "Cyber Past" · · Score: 2, Funny

    When we're all unemployable we'll all be unemployeed.

    Does that mean there will be more people posting on /. ?? Ugh, here comes the eight-digit ID's

  20. Re:Ho hum on Feds Won't File Charges In School Laptop-Spy Case · · Score: 1

    FYI:

    "The Fed" is the federal reserve bank. "The Feds" are federal law-enforcement.

    And K-Fed was, um, I forget ...

  21. Re:Jobs isn't betting his platform on it... on Six Reasons Why Flash Isn't Going Away · · Score: 2, Interesting

    wasn't adobe one of very few platforms that kept producing their software suites for apple through their lean years?

    Sure ... with with smaller feature sets and sometimes years behind the Windows versions. Apple put Adobe on the map and Adobe turned their back on Apple when they were down. Good business decision by Adobe? Probably. Does Steve Jobs have a memory like an angry vindictive elephant? Probably.

  22. Re:It's a bit like the proverbial fish story. on Six Reasons Why Flash Isn't Going Away · · Score: 1, Funny

    Expect the <b> <em> <b> <em> ... to be fixed later today.

    Butthead: Heh, heh, you said BM heheheh
    Beavis: Shut-up, Butthead! ... heh heh BM
    Butthead: heheheh, yah!
    Beavis: heh heh heh

  23. Re:Barberich on Six Reasons Why Flash Isn't Going Away · · Score: 2, Insightful

    By itself, video is still a one way street.

    Obviously you've never used Chatroulette ... which is basically 'crotch shot roulette' ;-)

  24. Re:It's a bit like the proverbial fish story. on Six Reasons Why Flash Isn't Going Away · · Score: 1

    Ohhh, I get it. But why is God pretending to be the manager of a skating rink?

    Because he's done trying to save us from ourselves and needs something to do to fill the time ... and there's nothing good on TV anymore.

  25. Re:Jobs isn't betting his platform on it... on Six Reasons Why Flash Isn't Going Away · · Score: 4, Insightful

    While Steve Jobs is betting his mobile platform on it, predicting Flash's demise is short-sighted

    The lack of Flash on iOS isn't going to kill off Flash or iOS ... it only prevents Flash from spreading to another platform. Though they are rather popular, iDevices aren't the be-all and end-all of computing. These redonkulous claims only distract from the fact that Jobs/Apple is giving Adobe payback for treating them like a second class platform for the past decade. Payback's a bitch, so suck it up Adobe. You have Flash, Apple has iOS ... you're both going to make big profits for the foreseeable future.